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Yo dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in

>> No.18044915

I'm calling Reimu.

>> No.18044933
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>> No.18044946

begone, slaneeshi breed
the inquisitor is in home

>> No.18044948

It's cold out here, cmon

>> No.18044996
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He can't save you.

>> No.18045240

get naked and waggle your butt in front of the window and I'll think about it

>> No.18045360

>hags looking at you through the window

kinda spooky desu

>> No.18045376

You are not a fairy. Please go away!

>> No.18045463
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>> No.18045671
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I'd let her in, to RAPE her!

>> No.18045689

She is a youkai anon. She is infinately stronger than you.

>> No.18045726

I would gladly let yuuka in.

>> No.18045739
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You don't get a say in this matter anyway. She lets herself in.

>> No.18045773

My door is always unlocked so fairies can get in easily, but they always unhinge the window frames. Atleast Yuuka won't do similar? Right? Like removing every wall in my house in one direction?

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*open door sound*

>> No.18045803

Not true though.

>> No.18046130
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>> No.18046356

Girls are to be more modest Rumia. Don't talk while chewing your food. It is bad manners.

>> No.18046387
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>> No.18046458

I want to bully that nerd but I don't want to satisfy that smug smile by letting her in, what do I do?

>> No.18046550

I do NOT believe in celestials!

>> No.18046569
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>> No.18046581


Wait for it.

>> No.18046713
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>> No.18046759

Sakuya cleaning up after rude 2hus putting their oily skin all over the glass!

>> No.18046874
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>> No.18047993

why is there an explosion?

>> No.18048511

Proof that Rumia is not dangerous, just highly autistic

>> No.18048788

"This day's lunch menu is fine too" she's probably thinking there.

>> No.18048832

Because she's a cool girl, and something obediently exploded itself so she would be able not to look at it!

>> No.18048905

Why would a man let fairies into his house in the first place?

>> No.18048916

If you're lucky it might be a brownie that'll clean up your house if you give it a glass of milk.
But it might also be any number of other fairies that'll just fuck your shit up.

>> No.18048919

to give them headpats

>> No.18049069

isn’t being highly autistic with sharp teeth kinda dangerous though

>> No.18049080
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Dude I let the fairy in but now all it does is sit on my lap and eat all my cake.

>> No.18049083

No. Not t all.
Rumia is a cute girl. That negates anything considered bad.
Come on, she won't bite.

>> No.18049087

s-stop that anon, I legitimately have oily and sweaty skin and I'm really sensitive about it

>> No.18049096
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Nice tits.

>> No.18049099

Thicken your skin anon.

>> No.18049103

I don't want to do hard labor and scrape my skin everyday til I develop rough palms and lose sensitivity in my hands

>> No.18049110

I meant it figuratively.

>> No.18050880

I let a fairy into my house but now I've developed pedophilic tendencies!

>> No.18050902
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Bullshit, they're over a 1000 years old.

>> No.18050983
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it doesn't matter how old your wife is as long as you're 100% devoted to her

>> No.18051078

Why are fairies so cute /jp/?

>> No.18051122

So they can seduce you and harvest your semen for their vile witchcraft rituals.

>> No.18051294

I'll let it in a fairy, dude

>> No.18051296

How cruel!

What is their usual semen extraction method?

>> No.18051304

Tripping over something while pulling her panties down and their dresses up.
Their inviting aroma and pose entices all males to spend hours ejaculating inside.
There's been talks of more aggressive, well-developed fairies raping poor men with their tits.

>> No.18051342

It clearly hurled Yuuka and she crashed into the window.

>> No.18051398

I think you have cause and effect backward!

>> No.18051475
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Yo fairy, I'm a dude. Let me out

>> No.18053736
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So everybody wins. Where do I find a fairy? I've always wanted to partake in a ritual.

>> No.18053791
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This one consorts with the fairies! A witch!

>> No.18053841
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You are not safe, you know. Not consorting with the fairies says a lot about who you choose to lay with.

>> No.18053944

I honestly don't know what you're implying

>> No.18053964

You know exactly what I'm implying, bender.

>> No.18054069

Tanned Cirno is the best fairy ever.

>> No.18054112

I want to sniff Rumia's panties

>> No.18054461
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>> No.18054721

I will not buy this noseless dork's meat!

>> No.18055561

I hear you can get some exclusive cuts from some weird pork at Rumia's for cheap. It's a nice deal, but the way she smiles at customers when they ask for it is kinda creepy.

>> No.18057804

But who was butcher?

>> No.18057850

This picture makes more sense if you assume she's either a regular customer of our modern word's fine meat-offering establishments or is robbing the place.

>> No.18057892

She's behind the counter so I doubt she's a customer.

>> No.18057900

Rumia-chan is the belliest!

>> No.18057975

A bit like putting Remilla in charge of the blood bank there.

>> No.18061033

I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers!

>> No.18064810

several were devoured in times of weakness as tasty snacks

>> No.18064872
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Let the loli grue in. Let it be pitch black and get "eaten" by a grue.

>> No.18064935

I know you're not from around here! Heathen!

>> No.18065953

I don't know if she's hungry or thirsty

>> No.18066844

that is so sexist i cant even

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Christmas cake is fine with me anon

>> No.18069394

Wow, a Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - stage 1 (Marisa playthrough) reference in /jp/? Color me surprised!

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>> No.18094733

I wish she didn't have so much human eater art.

>> No.18105197
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Let. Me. In!

>> No.18107200

That monitor was expensive
Not cool Marisa

>> No.18107585

Shes probably cold out there I'd let her in, that smug face of hers is pretty cute as well.

>> No.18108153

she's gonna beat you up dude

>> No.18108298

Beat him up?
More like set up a target to send a meteor hurling towards.
Tenko is more liable to rock your shit than actually be helpful, them mock him saying "didn't your parents tell you to not let strangers into your house?" Afterward.

>> No.18108308

She has tears streaming down her face anon! What did you do to Marisa?

>> No.18108318

It wasn't worth losing a few hundred dollars!
Maybe it was...

>> No.18108428
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I let the grue in. What now?

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I think I got duped. She just smacked the back of my head and stole my second monitor.

>> No.18108481

A few hundred dollars is NOTHING compared to Marisa's happiness!

>> No.18108490

Regret not making a will to pass your belongings onto Reimu.
You are D O N E- Dead friend.
See you in the afterlife. I'll be sure to tell you of everything you missed in Genso-land

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Please do come in..

>> No.18108509

I would if I could! She just won't listen to me right now.

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>> No.18109153

Can I come inside too?

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How can you say no this that face?

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>> No.18110505

Close the curtains.

>> No.18110747
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>> No.18118644
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How to survive the grue.

>> No.18118701

Aah, Rumia's shapely butt!

>> No.18122450

Overexposure to Rumia’s private parts may result in death or new life, depending.

>> No.18122500

>new life
This is never the case.
Rumia may be stupid, but she isn't stupid

>> No.18132770

Let her in! Clestials a-
Yeah. About that.

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>> No.18133288

Thank you!

>> No.18135478
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Rumia is a holy creature!

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>> No.18143427


You're supposed to use that opportunity to bully them. Squash the cake into their tiny fairy faces

>> No.18155118


>> No.18156303

I might consider it if you show me your panties.

>> No.18156373
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A girl.

>> No.18157571
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Yo, dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in.

>> No.18157728

Yo dude, I'm an in, let me fairy.

>> No.18160578

Absolutely frightening.

>> No.18171826

Yo in, I'm an fairy, let me dude

>> No.18171966

I'm yo dude, let me in a fairy

>> No.18172706

Thanks for posting THAT tenshi

>> No.18172910
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Hey now! Let me in!

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>> No.18178772

>>18171966 is only correct version

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>> No.18179278

Oh no! Run Anon! Komachi has come for your soul! Its your time to leave Gensokyo!

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>> No.18186188

tell me your email please

>> No.18186198

[email protected]

>> No.18186548

The door and windows were unlocked Yuuka...

>> No.18186638

There's nothing scary about Yuuka! You all just naturally piss her off!
She's REALLY nice once you get to know her!

Maybe the reason why we got along is because we're both fond of Fairies!

>> No.18186750


>> No.18189228

Fairies aren't real

>> No.18189312

they actually are

>> No.18189399

Have they been going through a genetically mutated dormant phase? Asking for a halfling friend who posts here often.

>> No.18189405 [SPOILER] 
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Prove it, nerd

>> No.18190126

I dont think so pal

>> No.18190129


you're a fairy. a real poofter.

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>> No.18195995
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She is a spooky momhu.

>> No.18196149

maternity is a spook

>> No.18205549
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>> No.18211737

nooooooo poor suika :(

>> No.18211835

Only if you believe it!

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