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Yo dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in
I'm calling Reimu.
>>18044933begone, slaneeshi breedthe inquisitor is in home
>>18044872It's cold out here, cmon
>>18044946He can't save you.
>>18044872get naked and waggle your butt in front of the window and I'll think about it
>hags looking at you through the windowkinda spooky desu
>>18044872You are not a fairy. Please go away!
I'd let her in, to RAPE her!
>>18045671She is a youkai anon. She is infinately stronger than you.
>>18044996I would gladly let yuuka in.
>>18045726You don't get a say in this matter anyway. She lets herself in.
>>18045739My door is always unlocked so fairies can get in easily, but they always unhinge the window frames. Atleast Yuuka won't do similar? Right? Like removing every wall in my house in one direction?
*open door sound*
>>18045689Not true though.
>>18045463Girls are to be more modest Rumia. Don't talk while chewing your food. It is bad manners.
>>18046387I want to bully that nerd but I don't want to satisfy that smug smile by letting her in, what do I do?
>>18046387I do NOT believe in celestials!
>>18046387Wait for it.
>>18046713Sakuya cleaning up after rude 2hus putting their oily skin all over the glass!
>>18046569why is there an explosion?
>>18046874Proof that Rumia is not dangerous, just highly autistic
>>18046130"This day's lunch menu is fine too" she's probably thinking there.
>>18047993Because she's a cool girl, and something obediently exploded itself so she would be able not to look at it!
>>18044872Why would a man let fairies into his house in the first place?
>>18048905If you're lucky it might be a brownie that'll clean up your house if you give it a glass of milk.But it might also be any number of other fairies that'll just fuck your shit up.
>>18048905to give them headpats
>>18048511isn’t being highly autistic with sharp teeth kinda dangerous though
Dude I let the fairy in but now all it does is sit on my lap and eat all my cake.
>>18049069No. Not t all.Rumia is a cute girl. That negates anything considered bad.Come on, she won't bite.
>>18046759s-stop that anon, I legitimately have oily and sweaty skin and I'm really sensitive about it
>>18049087Thicken your skin anon.
>>18049099I don't want to do hard labor and scrape my skin everyday til I develop rough palms and lose sensitivity in my hands
>>18049103I meant it figuratively.
>>18049080I let a fairy into my house but now I've developed pedophilic tendencies!
>>18050880Bullshit, they're over a 1000 years old.
>>18050880>>18050902it doesn't matter how old your wife is as long as you're 100% devoted to her
Why are fairies so cute /jp/?
>>18051078So they can seduce you and harvest your semen for their vile witchcraft rituals.
I'll let it in a fairy, dude
>>18051122How cruel!What is their usual semen extraction method?
>>18051296Tripping over something while pulling her panties down and their dresses up.Their inviting aroma and pose entices all males to spend hours ejaculating inside.There's been talks of more aggressive, well-developed fairies raping poor men with their tits.
>>18047993It clearly hurled Yuuka and she crashed into the window.
>>18050880I think you have cause and effect backward!
Yo fairy, I'm a dude. Let me out
>>18051304So everybody wins. Where do I find a fairy? I've always wanted to partake in a ritual.
>>18053736This one consorts with the fairies! A witch!
>>18053791You are not safe, you know. Not consorting with the fairies says a lot about who you choose to lay with.
>>18053841I honestly don't know what you're implying
>>18053944You know exactly what I'm implying, bender.
>>18053841Tanned Cirno is the best fairy ever.
I want to sniff Rumia's panties
>>18054461I will not buy this noseless dork's meat!
>>18054461I hear you can get some exclusive cuts from some weird pork at Rumia's for cheap. It's a nice deal, but the way she smiles at customers when they ask for it is kinda creepy.
>>18054461But who was butcher?
>>18054461This picture makes more sense if you assume she's either a regular customer of our modern word's fine meat-offering establishments or is robbing the place.
>>18057850She's behind the counter so I doubt she's a customer.
Rumia-chan is the belliest!
>>18054461A bit like putting Remilla in charge of the blood bank there.
>>18054721I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers!
>>18061033several were devoured in times of weakness as tasty snacks
>>18044872Let the loli grue in. Let it be pitch black and get "eaten" by a grue.
>>18051398I know you're not from around here! Heathen!
>>18064872I don't know if she's hungry or thirsty
>>18057804that is so sexist i cant even
>>18045360Christmas cake is fine with me anon
>>18061033Wow, a Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - stage 1 (Marisa playthrough) reference in /jp/? Color me surprised!
>>18044872I wish she didn't have so much human eater art.
>>18044872Let. Me. In!
>>18105197That monitor was expensiveNot cool Marisa
>>18046387Shes probably cold out there I'd let her in, that smug face of hers is pretty cute as well.
>>18107585she's gonna beat you up dude
>>18108153Beat him up? More like set up a target to send a meteor hurling towards. Tenko is more liable to rock your shit than actually be helpful, them mock him saying "didn't your parents tell you to not let strangers into your house?" Afterward.
>>18107200She has tears streaming down her face anon! What did you do to Marisa?
>>18108308It wasn't worth losing a few hundred dollars!Maybe it was...
I let the grue in. What now?
I think I got duped. She just smacked the back of my head and stole my second monitor.
>>18108318A few hundred dollars is NOTHING compared to Marisa's happiness! Apologise!
>>18108428Regret not making a will to pass your belongings onto Reimu.You are D O N E- Dead friend.See you in the afterlife. I'll be sure to tell you of everything you missed in Genso-land
>>18046387Please do come in..
>>18108481I would if I could! She just won't listen to me right now.
>>18044872Can I come inside too?
How can you say no this that face?
>>18110497Close the curtains.
How to survive the grue.
>>18118644Aah, Rumia's shapely butt!
>>18118701Overexposure to Rumia’s private parts may result in death or new life, depending.
>>18122450>new lifeThis is never the case.Rumia may be stupid, but she isn't stupid
>>18046387Let her in! Clestials a->>18110497Yeah. About that.
>>18132807rrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! You! FUCK YOU!
Rumia is a holy creature!
>>18049080You're supposed to use that opportunity to bully them. Squash the cake into their tiny fairy faces
>>18044872I might consider it if you show me your panties.
>>18044872Yo, dude, I'm a fairy. Let me in.
Yo dude, I'm an in, let me fairy.
>>18157728Yo in, I'm an fairy, let me dude
>>18171826I'm yo dude, let me in a fairy
>>18132807Thanks for posting THAT tenshi
Hey now! Let me in!
>>18171966 is only correct version
>>18173484Oh no! Run Anon! Komachi has come for your soul! Its your time to leave Gensokyo!
>>18044872tell me your email please
>>18185953The door and windows were unlocked Yuuka...
>>18185953There's nothing scary about Yuuka! You all just naturally piss her off!She's REALLY nice once you get to know her!Maybe the reason why we got along is because we're both fond of Fairies!
STOP TRYING TO GO THROUGH MY WINDOW YOU STUPID BROADS
Fairies aren't real
>>18189228they actually are
>>18189312Have they been going through a genetically mutated dormant phase? Asking for a halfling friend who posts here often.
>>18189312Prove it, nerd
I dont think so pal
>>18189405you're a fairy. a real poofter.
>>18186638She is a spooky momhu.
>>18195995maternity is a spook
>>18046874nooooooo poor suika :(
>>18045689Only if you believe it!