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18037001 No.18037001 [Reply] [Original]

So this little shit sneaked in at night and started drooling all over my bed sheets. How do I get rid of it?

>> No.18037108

sex it to deth des

>> No.18037146

>>18037001
Stop being a faggot and stomp on the mouse.
Your shoe shouldnt be any smaller than the little shit

>> No.18037246

>>18037146
You wouldn't fucking believe it mate, never seen a rat this big. Stomp it and the fucker will just lunge at my leg.

>> No.18037399

>>18037001
cum in it's ears, works for me 100%

>> No.18037416

>>18037001
Pee on your bed to show dominance
Then at her

>> No.18037718

Smack her with a rolled up newspaper till she leaves or use one of those water spray bottles for plants.

>> No.18037735

>>18037246
Shit.
Get someething huge, then wack the thing like a mole.

>> No.18038240
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18038240

You know that one doujin, OP?

>> No.18039051

Nazrin has TWO threads!

>> No.18039098
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18039098

>>18039051

>> No.18039768

>>18037001
rat poison

>> No.18039817

Imprison her and then exchange her for 3 paizuri from Shou

>> No.18040539

>>18039098
Dumb phoneposter.

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