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17986430 No.17986430 [Reply] [Original]

Holly jolly and all that.

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>> No.17986468

To steal from a tanuki!

>> No.17986470
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17986470

>“Oh! Just, uh, sorting the, uh, laundry.”

>> No.17986512
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>>17986470
i want a kiki to kiss me goodnight

>> No.17986518

>>17986468
You'll have to pay her back
...with interest

>> No.17986526

I want my waifu to walk in on me in my underwear singing Prince songs into a hairbrush.

>> No.17986564

>>17986541
>Wait impossible to kill as in god immortality or impossible to kill because shes heavily guarded and extremely powerful in a fight?

Well a bit of both. Both she and her husband possess power on par with high rank gods and together they are stronger than the chief god.

But given even the gods in this setting are not truly immortal, then she can indeed still be killed. But its not a question of catching her off guard, you'd have to be powerful enough to actually injure her mortally when you do, and beings capable of that would be few and far between.

When World Guide 3 comes out we may get a better idea too of what sorts of protections, healing skills, etc. magically-skilled monsters can use.

>> No.17986566

>>17986512
I want a mansion! And a big-breasted Kiki Matron to come with it!

>> No.17986582
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17986582

You think Demons come in more variety than just blue Succubus palette swaps?
Maybe some that are more human? Or some that have fluff and fur?

>> No.17986589

>>17986582
By definition KC's demons naturally have blue skin. Though I'm sure they could magic up any skin color they like.

>> No.17986591

>>17986589
Well that's boring.

>> No.17986595

>>17986564
By god immortality i meant they can't be killed by normal means, like a regular old sword wouldn't harm them no matter how you stabbed or cut.

>> No.17986600

x is best girl

>> No.17986602

>>17986582
Fur is only for the lesser succubus in MGE

>> No.17986603
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17986603

Somebody help her!

>> No.17986608

>>17986600
y is better

>> No.17986612
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17986612

Give 1 reason why absolute ara~ara kitsunes are worse than lolifoxs

>> No.17986613
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17986613

>>17986603
This Raiju is shocked and has no idea what to do!

>> No.17986614

>>17986595
Hard to say then, we do know monsters are not easy to kill though, and they get progressively harder to kill the more powerful they are. If a normal sword can't pierce a dragon's skin (as described in the jabberwock profile) then the same should be true of a Mamono Lord who is a good deal more powerful than a regular dragon.

>> No.17986619

>>17986603
going to get her a blanket, a change of clothes and give her a kiss on the forehead.

that should warm her up!

>> No.17986622

I want my Demonfu to slam me to the bed, tie me up and ride me until she gets knocked up after taking a potion that lowers her chances of getting knocked up.
I want her to act coy as she uses potions and venoms to keep me going even as I beg her to let me rest.

>> No.17986623

>>17986603
Wow, its not often you see a hinezumi defeat herself by using water.

>> No.17986625

>>17986603
Someone should call the restaurant she works at! They might know what to do.

>> No.17986628

>>17986622
Monsters have a hard enough time getting pregnant under normal circumstances, you'd be basically guaranteeing failure even after years worth of coitus if such a fertility inhibitor was used.

>> No.17986629

>>17986622
>anon and his waifu go missing for 2 months

>> No.17986631

>>17986613
Don't mix aquatic monstergirls and raiju!
Or fire monstergirle and aquatic monstergirls.
Or aquatic monstergirls and other aquatic monstergirls.

>> No.17986634

>>17986603
>accidentally drop a bucket of water meant for the dishes on a hinezumi
>she immediately collapses on the floor
>kneel down and press a finger against her neck to see if she's alright
>she grabs your wrist
>"Surely... you don't think... I'll be satisfied with just a caress?"
>she rolls over and forces your hand against her chest
>"Go on, take advantage of me while you can. When I dry off, you're gonna get it."

>> No.17986635

>>17986634
Li-jao you're scaring me!

>> No.17986639

>>17986603
Could you cure her by holding a match up to her fur? Or would that just burn her for real?

>> No.17986642

>>17986612
Wrinkles. Besides that, absolutely nothing.

>> No.17986644

>>17986603
>*Pat pat*
>There there.
>...
>...
>*Pat pat*

>> No.17986645

>>17986635
暴力的处女节流

>> No.17986647

>>17986603
Huh, I thought I smelled wet mouse.

>> No.17986648

>>17986629
That was the general idea, yes.
Our firstborn must never know of the circumstances of her birth.

>> No.17986649

>>17986645
>暴力的处女节流

Virgin throttle violence?
Li-Jao snap out of it! Think of the restaurant!

>> No.17986653

>>17986649
It's midnight, anon. Chinatown is dark. The stores are closed. It's just the two of you now.

>> No.17986654

>>17986648
>not using the story to embarrass her when her friends are over
What kind of a parent are you anon?

>> No.17986657

>>17986649
お前はもう死んでいる

>> No.17986659

Would a story about a boy an an Oni Imouto be a good idea?

>> No.17986664

>>17986653
CHINATOWN NEVER SLEEPS, GWAI LO

lol bet you don't even night market

>> No.17986665

>>17986653
>Going to get bullied/teased by her either way later on it seems
>Under the neon lights of a dark Chinatown street, decide it wouldn't hurt to maybe just... lean in and...
>Kissu

>> No.17986667

>>17986639
Well they eat fire, I don't think they can be burned by it.

>> No.17986669

>>17986654
>Demon mom humiliating oneesan demon by talking about her taste in cruel, semen-milking femdom in front of the boyfriend
>oneesan demon is actually a hopeless romantic with a fetish for being forced down and mated with by her lover being driven mad with lust

>> No.17986670
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>>17986570
It's quite possible.

>> No.17986671

>>17986654
The kind that knows that she's enough like her mother that she'd start shooting her childhood friend worrying looks after hearing that story.
Plus I don't want to give her adoptive sisters any ideas.
Especially not the Cheshire Twins or either set of triplets.

>> No.17986672

>>17986430
Consider the following:
Heroes go down deeper and deeper in a dungeon until they discover a hole leading into a Dwarven mine they didn't know about. Another expedition is launched to explore it, and going deeper and deeper down they discover a society of bugs, like the Nerubians from Warcraft, living below that.
And exploring them they discover chaos girls below that.
And Earth and Fire Elementals and Lava Golems below that.
And finally a gate to Hell below that.
Different societies, cool crystal formations and glowing mushrooms. Think about it.

>> No.17986675

>>17986653
>A few minutes pass by midnight
>A random customer has the midnight muchies and saw the restaurant opened.
>Customer finds Hinezumi and Anon on the floor.
>Hinezumi has Anon in the amazon position with Anon's legs high up in the air.
>Both of them don't notice the customer behind them.
>The customer just quietly walks backwards out the door, while never taking his eyes off the couple.

>> No.17986682

>>17986665
Just remember that the more you do to her now, the more she'll retaliate. She's too proud to be the bottom in this relationship.

>> No.17986686

>>17986682
Well in my warped naive protagonist logic, I'll reason to myself that maybe if I make her feel good enough, it will loop things back around to her being nice to me later.
On to groping and fondling and deep tongue kissing!

>> No.17986691

>>17986669
My waifu would probably enjoy teasing our daughteru, considering that she shot up like a 6' 3" bamboo shoot and my waifu's still stuck as a 5' 1" shortstack.

>> No.17986694

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
Got a few hours to burn?

>> No.17986708

>>17986694
Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Red Slime
Will o Wisp
Slime
Mimic
Mindflayer
Ghoul

>> No.17986712

Be tbe adventure guy.
Have the kind of adventure that would go down in legends.

>> No.17986714
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17986714

>get cornered by three ara ara foxes telling you they're gonna turning you into their cumpump boy toy
>three hours later they are nothing but twitching, ahegaoing messes because they underestimated the libido of a virile young man
I would pound some silver foxes until they look visibly younger. They're desire to stay youthful looking and a good hard dicking would keep them voming back for more

>> No.17986717

>>17986712
That's why I got into MGs in the first place. Honestly, the sex is completely secondary to the fun I would have abusing their powers.

>> No.17986723

>>17986694
1 Lava Golem
2 Ryu
3 Mindflayer
3 Minotaur
5 Undine
6 Lilim
7 Shoggoth
8 Phantom
9 Werewolf
9 White Horn
11 Wurm
12 Wendigo
13 Wight
13 Will-o-the-Wisp
15 Lizardman

This doesn't seem right.

>> No.17986732

>>17986694
Not enough time has passed since the last time I did this.

-Kiki
-Shogg
-Jiangshi
-Holstaur
-Inari
-Automaton
-Cyclops
-Dullahan
-Oomukade
-March Hare

>> No.17986734
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17986734

What would it be like to learn magic? How difficult could it get?

>> No.17986741

>>17986734
It's all rule of cool in KCs setting

>> No.17986742

>>17986714
Do you want a bunch of smug sharp-toothed Kitsune with massive milk-tanks to be on your dick 24/7? Because that's how you get that.
Imagine it anon. Constant ASMR and ear licking, constant titfucks, constant deep tongue kisses, constantly being shooting huge loads of your cum into "tight foxgirl cunt" as they'd put it.

>> No.17986743
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17986743

Just a quick update on the translation situation for the game
All case files have been translated and edited, all that's left is some game editing and it should be up for sale on dlsites soon.

>> No.17986744

>>17986734
Never read spellbooks in your house.
EVER.

>> No.17986747

>>17986743
Are we going to see more Mari and Cat ass soon?

>> No.17986752

>>17986744
Why?

>> No.17986757

>>17986734
Always wondered about the specifics of MGE magicks
Are there people who can't do magic at all?
People born as magic prodigy?

>> No.17986763

>>17986752
You might as well put a target on your back and a splotlight on your house for every dark mage to sew.

>> No.17986764
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>>17986744
Oh, I've long since given up trying to study at home. Every time I try to read, Nee-san always comes sauntering into the room to tease me. She leans on my head, giggling about how hard I'm working to learn such simple stuff. She brags about how easy it was for her to become an arch mage, really with now effort at all. And then she vanishes my books and gives me a hands-on lesson in the gap in our skills.

It's impossible to study, I tell you!

>> No.17986766

>>17986734
If programming is like magic, what would Python be equivalent to? Java? FORTRAN? Mathematica? Brainfuck?

>> No.17986767

>>17986766
HTML seems to be the basic level, so they've got that right.

>> No.17986775
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17986775

Who is ready for the hunt?

>> No.17986778
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17986778

>>17986775
My longsword is sharpened and ready

>> No.17986784

>>17986747
Maybe, only time will tell.

>> No.17986785

>>17986775
>>17986778
I don't have a license, sorry.

>> No.17986787

>>17986778
>saving a crusty jpg as a png

>> No.17986789

>>17986787
It was a years-old slapdash censor. I drew on circles, I hit save. Didn't really give a shit about the format.

>> No.17986810

>>17986742
>that spoiler
As long as we're all wrapped up in a mofu ball while we do it, I am more than fine with that

>> No.17986817

>>17986612

They aren't. She's perfect.

>> No.17986862
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17986862

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17986863

>>17986810
>mofu ball
Y'know, it SOUNDS fun and all, but the number of people who come back from that sort of thing relatively sane is in the single digits.

>> No.17986868

>>17986863
>relatively sane is in the single digits
This isn't about staying sane, this is about making a few old foxes young again!

>> No.17986870

>>17986714
First part was great. Second part ruined it.

>> No.17986876
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>>17986863
I'm already crazy, Anon. Crazy for older foxes with voluptuous bodies.

>> No.17986907
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>>17986876
Now why would anyone want those old hags?

>> No.17986940
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17986940

Yay or nay?
Would the apron be better off on an Elemental?

>> No.17986951

>>17986940
Yay or nay what?
>spoiler
Yay.

>> No.17986953

>>17986907
Please anon, even the granny monster need loving.
>>17986940
Anything involving Christmas and Monstergirl is a yay from me. Ty anon.

>> No.17987171

>>17986868
This reminds me of a story on KC's website about a kid going hiking with his grandpa.
They find a youth fountain from which the grandpa drinks enough to become a young man again.
They then both rush home to bring grandma to the fountain.
She proceeds to drink a bit, then more and more to the point where she seems enthralled by it.
In the end she transforms into a loli Succubus and starts calling her husband "onii-chan"

And now I want an old fox to become enthralled with my fountain of youth.

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ded

>> No.17987215

>>17986694
Something like:
Dragon
Griffon
Wight
Kiki
Salamander

Those are the cutest.

>> No.17987268

>>17986775
I'll be sometime next year. Until then I'll keep slaying cute water elder dragons.

>> No.17987286

>>17987204
Remember that Zombies and low levels undead deserve warmth and love too.
Please be kind and go to the undead slums alone and unprotected.

>> No.17987315

>>17987286
>alone and unprotected
Surely one of those nice undead will solve this problem for me?

>> No.17987331

>>17987315
You come sad and lonely. You leave happy and together with a nice Zombie sporting the body type of your choice.

>> No.17987346

>>17987331
>You come sad and lonely.
u bet i do

>> No.17987358

>>17987331
yeah but which monster can cure an anons edginess.

>> No.17987368

>>17987358
Titanias and other fairies, unicorns do wonders too.

>> No.17987381

>>17987368
Yep. Getting denied milk while a Titania serves you cookies would make you feel so bad you don't want to cross her again.

>> No.17987382

>everyone’s ramping up the Christmas pictures
>while I’m just sitting in the corner wondering how loli Tanukis would enjoy Chanukah with all those chocolate gold coins and gambling games (aka dreidel)

>> No.17987386

>>17987358
Any species simple-minded enough to not care nor understand his edginess.

>Talk to your Tritonia girlfriend about how the world is overpopulated and how you think a new war is necessary
>"Oh non! War is bad, let's make love instead!"
>She hugs him so tight that he loses his train of thought into her softness.

>> No.17987399

>>17987386
Anon you can't just call facts edgy.

>> No.17987406

>>17987382
Why would a skilled merchant from !Japan celebrate Chanukah?
If anything they'd be advertising for fried chicken restaurants and romantic gifts on Christmas.

>> No.17987411

>>17987381
Being chuuni and edgy while having a Titania girlfriend must be a fun experience.

>> No.17987440

>>17987411
She would dress up as the Illuminati he talks about all the time so that they can play out his fantasies together.
Just imagine a Titania in a wearing a full buisness suit with suble triangle eye accessories. She's even say stuff like how she was the one responsible for his favorite artist's mysterious death along with doing way too many ojou laughs.

>> No.17987448

>>17987406
I hear that in japan, KFC is actually really good. Probably because they use actual chicken meat.

>> No.17987450

>>17987448
As someone who lives in Nipland, I can confirm that it's pretty fuckin' good

>> No.17987468

>>17987448
>>17987450
I want to eat out a Zipanguese chubby chicken Harpy.

>> No.17987481

>>17987358
What exactly is edgy?
What is an example of edgy?

>> No.17987514

>>17987411
>"My right arm aches with a dark power."
>"Oh no, sweetie, do you have an owie? I'll kiss it and make it all better."
>"Ah...n-no, I'm fine..."
And that's how Anon stopped being chuuni

>> No.17987524

>>17987481
I guess you could say its basically being really overdramatic but with dark/angsty undertones.

>> No.17987525

>>17987514
>"The dark organization is after my power."
>Titania sits Anon on her lap and starts stroking his head.
>"There, there... I won't let anyone be mean to you."

>> No.17987534
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17987534

Armored Girls are great

>> No.17987546

>>17987534
Nothing is more boner inducing than watching a pretty girl removing her heavy armor and reveal her 11/10 body.
It's even better when you mistake her for a human under all that metal only to be pleasantly surprised when she takes it off.

>> No.17987554 [DELETED] 

Holy shit, finally some new Cursed Sword content
https://imgur.com/a/RB7nt

>> No.17987561

We finally have some new Cursed Sword content
https://imgur.com/8xu9g8C

>> No.17987563

>>17987534
Not gonna lie this is definitely what makes me want to go on a crusade to retake Lascatie just to lose after having fought my "hardest".

>> No.17987564

>>17987561
Finally, looks good too.

>> No.17987568
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17987568

>>17987554
>still no Cursed Swords based off of different blades

>> No.17987572

>>17987568
There are a few, just search for it in the last tread.

>> No.17987573
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17987573

>>17987568
Well we have this, but yeah I wish there was more like this too

>> No.17987577

>>17987561
Its nice, but compared to the profile art the design kind of makes it look more like she is just wearing armor rather than that she is fused with an exoskeleton.

>> No.17987588

>>17987577
Us swordfags are starved for content, as long as it isn't mspaint tier we're fine with it

>> No.17987592
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17987592

cant be arsed to post the other versions of this so here

>> No.17987598

>>17987592
Technowurm is ready to work with some computers.

>> No.17987627

>>17987592
>>17987598
Combining Wurms with science seems like an odd idea. Does she live in space or something?

>> No.17987641

>>17987592
I've always disliked that Wurms seem to lack posable fingers.

>> No.17987692

>>17987627
who knows, guy wanted his oc drawn. i like to imagine she just tells people to turn things off and on again over the phone.

>>17987641
to be fair KC's wurms have actual hands. this guy's oc had mitten claws so i made em into like beastman paws somewhat so she can have some kind of posable utility.

>> No.17987723

>>17987481
>What is an example of edgy?
https://youtu.be/veVb4LRtRlw

>> No.17987731
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17987731

>>17987563

>> No.17987734

>>17987731
>tfw C93 is more than 3 weeks from now

>> No.17987736

>>17987534
Halberdier Succuknight when?

>> No.17987738

Buttslut spiders?

>> No.17987740

What does a pure girl’s, like a unicorn or a sea bishop, chunni phase look like?

>> No.17987755

>>17987731
That blond one knows exactly what she wants. And that's (you).

>>17987740
They start dreaming about this they want to get pregnant before marriage.

>> No.17987761

>>17987740
Dreaming about meeting her favorite Anon in detail. Including planning every single step of their first date.

>> No.17987773

>>17987731
The one on the right is really boner inducing.

>> No.17987774

>>17987755
>>17987761
>Inside every monster is a little girl dreaming of her big day

>> No.17987782

>>17987773
Could be another fallen maidens profile. The blond one already has one.

>> No.17987786

>>17987738
Loli Anubis buttsluts.

>> No.17987795

>>17987731
Wilmarina makes me uncomfortable

>> No.17987798

>>17986743
>And finally, work for the English version of "Another Story of Fallen Maidens" is nearly complete! I'm Sorry for keeping you wait so long!
https://twitter.com/circle_exelga/status/937578728149868544
Yay

>> No.17987839

Remember, its all fun and games till a shortstack dwarven braidling shows up on your doorstep demanding your hand as repayment for some decades old grudge caused by your great grandfather

>> No.17987846

>>17987839
I bet he called her a convenient walking side-table or something to that effect.

>> No.17987854

>>17987846
It was more that he called their beer 'lacking' and their women 'walking piles of dough'.

The fact that he survived unmarried is a bit of a mystery.
But yes, he did make that comment about her

>> No.17987875

>>17987839
I'm liable to offend a dwarf for how little I care what my ancestor did or did not do. I feel no reverence for it.

>> No.17987877

>>17987839
>shortstack dwarven braidling
"Sorry I only go for taller women."

>> No.17987882

>>17987875
>>17987877
Anon, you don't understand.
This isn't a discussion, its a grudging.
And she has some very strong, very important ladies who are there to make sure the grudge goes through.

>> No.17987891

>>17987882
>grudging
So she admits my ancestor was right?

>> No.17987900

>>17987891
No, it means you better drop your pants before the fury of dwarven law.

The punishment is giving her daughterus

>> No.17987911

>>17987900
Daughterus are a joy, not a punishment!

Spanking is a punishment.

>> No.17987913

>>17987877
>tfw your waifu is considered tall as hell
>but it’s Japanese tall

>> No.17987914

>>17987911
Don't question dwarven law, just fill her womb and become legally married in the eyes of the High Queen.

>> No.17987919

>>17987914
Dwarfs are jobbers

>> No.17987931

>>17987913
>tfw you're tall for western standards and Oni-tier tall for japanese standards
>So you'll never find a tall girl due to everyone being considered small to you
>Japanese standard small girls might as well be fairies
At which height do dwarves start immediately thinking that the guy's shoulders are also something they want to ride on?

>> No.17987934

>>17987839
>I'm already married to my waifu
Pff jokes on her. She can have my son when I have one though.

>> No.17987949

>>17987934
Silly anon.
You're getting a harem or paying the equivalent amount, theres no two ways about it!

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You won't have to complain about HORSE PUSSY anymore.

>> No.17987952

>>17987839

I'd ask her for a bone saw

>> No.17987954

>>17987950
>front pussy
No sir I don't like it

>> No.17987956

>>17987931
I’m alright with being taller than her. As far as I see it it just makes her fluffiness denser.
Also makes princess carrying more reasonable.

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>>17987954
Zoophile pls go.

>> No.17987960

>>17987949
She actaully got the wrong house too and I was adopted. Seems like my brother is in another castle.

>> No.17987962

>>17987950
Never did, both the front and back are valid ways to love a bicorn.

>> No.17987974

>>17987950
>you will never ravage your Whitehorns frontpussy while drinking from a massive milky titty

>> No.17987978

>>17987731
I'm surprised that no one is talking about the long haired babe in the front.

>> No.17987982

>>17987960
Do you have the documents to back that up?

>> No.17987991

>>17987962
Both are amazing ways to love any centaur. Front is for slow, passionate lovemaking in a hugging position while the back is for pinning you against a wall or for smothering your face and drenching you in her love.

>> No.17987998

>>17987974

That would have to be some really warm milk.

>> No.17987999

>>17987900
Why am I being punished for a crime I didn't commit?

>> No.17988002

>>17987982
Why yes. The Hakutaku and her husband that wasn't used as birbe next door would keep everything recorded.
She would be free to take my brother or my son though, when she is able to find them.

>> No.17988005

>>17987999
Dwarven Law

>> No.17988014

>>17988002
Well, thats nice.
They'll just need a copy of the records, corresponding records of adoption from the location you were adopted from, and a check from local and dwarven legal advisers to ascertain the authenticity of the documents

>> No.17988018

>>17987974
I want ultra busty centaurs/white horns

>> No.17988023

>>17988018

So you're saying you want a dairy breed white horn?

>> No.17988028

>>17988014
Oh I wouldn't need to worry about a thing then. Surely a Hakutaku, a Rata and a Tanuki that haven't been threatened and bribed by my dragon wife and me would get everything done.

>> No.17988032

>>17988023
Very much so.

>>17988028
Well, assuming your brother, if he does exist, doesn't rat you out.
Or your parents

>> No.17988036

>>17988023
A milky White Horn with braided hair.

>> No.17988046

>>17988032
Like I've said, I would need to worry about a thing. May those poor dwarven girls be lucky with their next target.

>> No.17988058

>>17988046

Yep.
Just note that if they cannot find that other brother of yours, they will be back to Grudge you for the goose chase of a brother not existing AND aforementioned anscestor's ill-timed words

>> No.17988071

>>17988058
He's out there somewhere in the world. Might be in a hidden kunoichi or wendigo village but that's their problem.

>> No.17988079

>>17988036

She'd probably try to warm you up with her milk if she saw you freezing out there in a blizzard

>> No.17988080

>>17988071
Well, I'm sure they'll figure out where your adopted brother is real quick

>> No.17988084

>>17988080
I bet her works in the cheese lands because he thinks short girls are cute.

>> No.17988091

>>17988058
>Feud goes on for generations
>By the time your great grandchild gives in, he’s responsible for populating an entire planet’s worth of dwarves

>> No.17988098

>>17988080
A real quick that might take some centuries? Sure. They just have to keep searching. He might be chilling in a pocket dimension or the underworld too, not my fault if that happened.

>> No.17988102

>>17988091
>Anon's great great grandchild wakes up one day with a dwarven CC and her band of warriors snatching him out of his apartment and carrying him off to the hold where he is going to be used until an entirely new hold is made from his kids

>> No.17988103

>>17987978
She's been made mention of a few times by people who consider her the most attractive of the trio, trouble is we know nothing about her other than how she looks.

>> No.17988106

>>17988098
>He doesn't use scrying
They can also just check travel records and residency papers to see where he is, or if he even exists.

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Imagine Touken Ranbu with all the fujoshi-bait replaced with Cursed Swords.

>> No.17988121

>>17988106
That won't do, they already got proof that he exists because of the tanukis and takus, but where he is no one knows. The dude is just a wanderer that walks the whole world on foot.
They might get a word or a rumor about him here and there, but that's it, who knows if they are true.

>> No.17988125

>>17988121
When will this chapter of Spy vs Spy end?

>> No.17988126

>>17988121
And when they just ask your parents?
They may just simply decide to go back to you after a while of search as, while you are technically an adopted son, you are still part of the family

>> No.17988127

>>17988116
Well, wouldn't she still be obsessed with large weapons clashing together to piece their opponent's bodies?

>> No.17988140

>>17988121
>implying they'll bother
Ye are kin of an oathbreaker, and for that ye have wronged us! There shall be a reckoning in the Book, whether it be you or your firstborn.

Just pay them the damn gold.

>> No.17988157

>>17988125
When they find my brother of course. Then we'll marry the girl and everyone would be happy.

>>17988126
My parents would tell them the same thing and they shouldn't pay attention to the pile of gold on the bedroom. And if they went for me they would be breaking the deal with the old man. My bro is still out there and he's the legit heir of the grudge.

>>17988140
Sure, my son could be chosen too. When my dragon wife gives birth to him I'll give them a heads up.

>> No.17988161 [DELETED] 

>>17987962
But the back is only made for horse cock.

>> No.17988168

>>17988161
Not since the DL showed up.

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>>17988168
The profile literally says they have a horse pussy.

>> No.17988184

>>17988157
Incorrect, by being adopted, you are now part of the grudged family, making you a fair target

>> No.17988191

>>17988161
>Newfags

>> No.17988197

>>17988161
Wrong, it's human like.
>>17988183
The original centaur profile is old, really old. KC has since said otherwise.

>> No.17988204 [DELETED] 

>>17988197
The wiki says that it's the current version.

>> No.17988224

>>17988204
It's almost as if KC is capable of talking outside of profiles or something.

Besides it says right there in the profile, the rear one was reshaped to fit human men.

>> No.17988228 [DELETED] 

>>17988224
OK, mea culpa.

>> No.17988230

>>17988184
But only if my brother didn't exist. First comes him, then me and then the other brother. Disowning is also a possibility here.

But hey, the longer they spent trying something with me the longer it would take to find for bro.

>> No.17988239

>>17988230
Nope, them going after the other brother is courtesy.

They'll go for you if they can't find him after a couple years.

>> No.17988260

>>17988239
That would be fine. Good luck for the third brother then.

>> No.17988296

>>17988224
>Anon gets accosted by a powerful Centaur in estrus
>is prepared to have a horrible experience and be disgusted by her ‘horse pussy’
>she pins him against the wall to d the deed as he is forced to insert
>it’s the most amazing, warm, lovely experience his dick has ever had and he cums very quickly
>now he’s the one feeling like he has to prove to her that ‘human penis’ is good

>> No.17988299
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Gyaru elves?

>> No.17988309

>>17988299
That's not a gyaru elf, but sure, dark elves with blonde or silver hair are always the best to cum inside and use as an onahole.

>> No.17988340

I want to be sold as a slave to a CC monster girl.
Bonus points if she's chubby.

>> No.17988342

>>17988296
Human men can’t resist the BCP

>> No.17988344

Uh-oh anon! Your waifu has contracted Mad Fairy Disease! It isn't lethal or even that dangerous if proper precautions are taken, but the main symptom of the disease is that the infected get shrunk down to the size of a fairy for a couple of weeks so it can be a very scary time.

What do?

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17988349

>>17988299

>> No.17988360

>>17988349
Those elves are for making into personal sex toys via magic, alchemy, and the dick

>> No.17988365

>>17988344
I carry her in my pocket and use her as a lighter. I have a fairy dragon tailjob pic but too bad it's not here
She would also go on adventures to get cash from the depths of the couch.

>> No.17988367

I want to get into a dark mage's magic supplies and accidentally transform her tits into lava golem tits.

>> No.17988373

>>17988367
This is the kind of shenanigans I want to hear about with Dark Mages

>> No.17988388

>>17988367
>give her lava Golem tits, a lamia tail, and griffon wings along with a Demon’s tongue
>she just says it’s kinky and to make sure you make good use of them before it wears off

>> No.17988393

>>17988367
I just want to make her tits lactate pink and blue cupcake frosting.
Dark Mages are for endless possibilities.

>> No.17988395

>>17988373
Imagine her face when her top and bra start smoking and burning off revealing her new hot molten red tits!

>> No.17988396

>>17988349
I'd use some drugs to stretch the one on the left so damn much, she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards and cum would be flowing like a waterfall out of her.

>> No.17988403

>>17988396
>letting all the cum leak out
heresy!

>> No.17988405

>>17988342
What is BCP?

>> No.17988407

>>17988395
She’d have a face of mild amusement as she starts jiggling them around to test their viscosity and burbling nature, then whisk you to her room to ‘experiment’

>> No.17988409

>>17988405
Big
Centaur
Pussy

>> No.17988415

>>17988340
A man of taste. There is nothing wrong being a boytoy/cumpump for baby crazy cc's .

>> No.17988418

>>17988367
I'd love to mix it up so she wakes up the next morning with a noticeably larger set of hips and rear that she'd tease me with.

Worry would set in on day 3 when she notices that they haven't stopped growing

>> No.17988421

>>17988403
If she doesn't want to let all that cum go she'd better get on all fours and lick it from the ground.
It's my fetish.

>> No.17988426

>>17988340
Even if it’s an ancient immortal vampire who just sits her chubby ass on her immense amassed wealth and is starting to get bored/depressed of the repetition of unlife and needs some healing that she disguises as ojou bravado?

>> No.17988428

>>17988409
Neat. I’m hooked. I just hope she doesn’t get smug and try to rub it in my face. Who am I kidding? That’s exactly what I want.

>> No.17988429

>>17988421
That is acceptable. Carry on.

>> No.17988433

>>17988418
>”Now apprentice, you know I’m all for more sexual magic, but I’m having to magically reassemble every chair and doorway I try to use around the place.”

>> No.17988435

>>17988340
Perfect taste even if I give more bonus points if she's bigger than that.

Those CCs are for lewd and comfy times

>> No.17988438

>>17988433
I accept responsibility, even if I don't know how to undo what I did.
May grope her rear while she's studying though.
A very deep, very noticable grope

>> No.17988440

>>17988428
The rare sexually confident Centaur is a dangerous being. You can’t outrun her, you certainly can’t get her to budge, and she has a libido that could be endless depending on the time of month.

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>>17988440
Just as long as we can cuddle afterwards, I’m game.

>> No.17988448

>>17988367
I just want a simple milkmage.

>> No.17988455

>>17988438
>Dark Mage laying on her front, her obscene titanic ass sprawled out with her trunk like thighs, her dress barely even covering her crack due to the size as she lazily reads a new ancient spellbook
>you approach and start deeply groping her, wrapping your arms around her ass and using your tongue and even teeth to get all in that booty and it’s immensity
>as you start to pull away, you hear her moan in a pout from the front
>”Mmmmm... I didn’t say stop, apprentice... take responsibility~”
>it’s then you notice how gushing wet her puffy pussy is

>> No.17988463

>>17988455
Would pound till she's drooling and heart pupiling.
I'm certain she'll fix herself soon enough....or the potion will run its course, one of the two

>> No.17988464

What do you call a skeletons husband?
A fucboi/spoiler]

>> No.17988469

>>17988464
>Disapproving Hakutaku glare

>> No.17988473

>>17988469
Would a Hakutaku remain a teacher even after being married? Say her husband works during the day as well at a different location. How would she be with the boys and Monstergirls?

>> No.17988479

>>17988464
You botched that pretty hard.

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>>17988455
Good lord.

>> No.17988487

>>17988455
>Laying down
>Not pushing her against the wall, nibbing her ear, and groping that shelf of a rear she has

>> No.17988490

>>17988479
>>17988469
A shit joke for a shit girl.

>> No.17988492

>>17988473
>Hakutaku teacher makes a stern, professional request to the school board that she should bring her husband in as a demonstrator with her during sexual education week

>> No.17988498

>>17988492
And then they had sex in front of the class five days in a row!

>> No.17988499

>>17988487
Anon, by that point her rear would be almost impossible to manage if she were standing up. She may just turn the tables on you and start dominating you with that colossal ass from that position.

>> No.17988500

>>17988499
I'd like to see her try

>> No.17988504

>>17988418
>>17988438
>>17988455
>>17988487
>>17988499
i hate being a butt lover, its to early for this

>> No.17988508

>>17988349
Goddammit stop posting gyaru girls, at least for today, my dick needs a break.

>> No.17988513

>>17988498
>even while blushing and panting in increasingly exotic positions, she keeps her glasses on and explains in an informative voice what’s going on
>”N-now class, what comes next is called an ‘ahegao’. To demonstrate, my assistant will do ‘that’. Girls, if you are not yet aware of- unf!- of what ‘that’ is for you, I encourage you to continue your individual home experimentation homework. N-now, honey, whenever you’re re- a-aaAAAHHNN!”

>> No.17988515

>>17988504
Nyet.
Today is the day of the ass

>> No.17988517

>>17988508
You could get ahead in Dick Destroytember.

>> No.17988519

>>17988340
>>17988415
These guys know what’s up. There’s nothing wrong with being kidnapped by Elves and sold to their CC baby crazy queen because she’s too bogged down with work to go out and find a man proper.

>> No.17988523

>>17988519
I prefer a Queen honeybee.

>> No.17988529

>>17988367
It's impossible to improve on that kind of paizuri.

>> No.17988534

>>17988344
Feed her seeds and chopped up food and keep her safe inside.

>> No.17988535

>>17988513
Doing "that" with monster girls is too dangerous. Last time "that" was used on a dragon she started to drool fire while having a really strong orgasm.

>> No.17988550

>>17988535
I want to compile what ‘that’ does typically to each species of Monstergirl.

>Kraken
>makes her spurt ink everywhere and her tentacles all go completely numb and limp for an hour

>Wendigo
>she shrieks in orgasm so loud it causes avalanches and drives all within earshot to go into a madness state of arousal for a while

>Ryu
>The weather becomes Broken, with all matter of nonsensical weather patterns happening at the same time in one spot rapidly changing erratically

>> No.17988556

>>17988515
>Day of the Ass
mg festival dedicated to ass.
my dick will be diamonds that whole day

>> No.17988561

>>17988550
I want to do ‘that’ to a sandworm!
Hopefully miles away from any populated areas.

>> No.17988564

>>17988556
Yep.
Fat assed cheshires in small skirts
Wyverns showing off tight, toned rears that are very large
Confused donkey centaurs

It would be a fantastic day

>> No.17988565

>>17988561
God I love sandworms. They’re just so exotic and also ultra ultra cute.

>> No.17988575

>>17988550
Doing 'that' to holsts makes them produce a lot of thick holst milk and minos produce thick buff milk.

>> No.17988579

>>17988565
I like that they can shrink via magic down to the size depicted in their profile, that way they can still go around towns with you and such on your adventures.

>> No.17988581

>>17988575
I want to give thick bust milk to an already muscled amazon

>> No.17988582

>>17988581
*Buff milk

>> No.17988586

>>17988579
>Desert Tanuki tries to sell your sandworm waifu some pretty jewel netting to wear on her shell, asks her size
>Sandworm waifu replies “do you have anything in 30ft diameter?”
>Tanuki’s eye twitches and says she must have just sold her last in that size...

>> No.17988587

>>17988581
>thick bust holst milk
Those must be some gigantic mamarries.

>> No.17988592

>>17988587
They would be, and it would be funny to see her try to figure out how that makes her a better warriro

>> No.17988602

>>17988581
I mean, if you're into hyper there is nothing stopping you. Just be careful because she'd be able to break your pelvis by just flexing.

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>>17988592
The result may suprise you!

>> No.17988608

>>17988602
It'd be funny if anything, and there was nothing saying I was her boyfriend/husband.

>>17988603
I don't quite see what you're getting at.

>> No.17988610

Can sandworms swim?

>> No.17988611

>>17988603
Stop posting things that make me want to masturbate! I’m at work and wanna talk about cute things that happen with family. Not think about corrupting a Paladin into my own distorted version of beauty and perfection so that she meets my sexual and spiritual needs.

>> No.17988615

>>17988603
This is a terrible image.

>> No.17988617

>>17988610
Only when wearing floaties and with husband’s gentle encouragement.

>> No.17988621

>>17988617
Well now im thinking of Wendigo daughterus wearing waterwings and scaredly swimming and it’s just the cutest thing ever.

>> No.17988624

>>17988603
>what happens when Paladin-chan starts her own brothel to try and spread the word of god

>> No.17988630

>>17988624
Excommunication probably

>> No.17988633

>>17988608
You better be fast then because she'd want to rape you so hard, you'd regret being born in that dimension.

>> No.17988639

>>17988633
This is why you have dimension door prepared, thus beginning the great game.
I want to see how far she'd go to get me

>> No.17988641

>>17988624
You think eventually she's going to give up and let herself be corrupted so she can start breeding?
I bet that's how Paladins get corrupted into Echidnas.

>> No.17988650

>>17988641
>let herself be corrupted so she can start breeding
Hardly any corruption necessary for her to start breeding. The Order might even encourage it as long as it's with a husbando she loves and builds a family of no less than ten with, seeing as they need to get more paladins from somewhere.

>> No.17988657

>>17988650
Could be fun especially considering that the big, strong paladin is going to end up a big, soft breeding machine

>> No.17988660

>>17988657
>breeding machine
Excuse you, the proper term is wife

>> No.17988663

>>17988660
Who says she can't be both?

>> No.17988671

>>17988603
fun fact she's married with 3 kids and husband died in battle

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>> No.17988679

>>17988663
What good is a wife that won't be a mother to your sons and daughters?

>> No.17988681

>>17988639
Not that far. She'd give chase for about a week or so before getting too harny and raping a nearby male.
She'd still want to get revenge on you though, so as soon as you showed up she'd shove an obesity potion down your throat.

>> No.17988682

>>17988671
She dresses like a whore and I can guarantee those kids weren't her husband's.

>> No.17988686

>>17988679
Hey, she can be a mother to them while carrying the next batch!

>> No.17988688

>>17988677
I want my dragon to have a butt like this so I can grope it and so she can give me hidden buttjobs in public.

>> No.17988693

>>17988681
I'd be tracking via scrying.
If she gives up after a week then there's no reason to go back.

>> No.17988696

>>17988688
That's not a dragon, she has woods.

>> No.17988700

>>17988650
>>17988657
>>17988660
>>17988663
Consider the following.
>You're a commoner, forcibly conscripted by the Order and taken from your home to be breeding stock for the Paladin Order.
>You're given to a tall, /fit/ Ojou-sama Paladin who spends most of the day raping you to get pregnant with pure human children.
>Over time you notice she becomes gentler, even caressing your face and staring at you wistfully after each breeding session.
>One night you're roused from your sleep by the feeling of cold air on your face.
>You open your eyes to find you're in her arms outside the barracks, being carried to a carriage while the Paladin looks nervously around.
>When you finally come completely to in the carriage, it speeds off and the Paladin starts stroking your hair while telling you that she couldn't bear it any longer knowing that the Order was using the two of you to breed soldiers.
>She explains that she gathered her belongings, her loyal squires, and you and is fleeing Order territory so your children will never become faceless pawns in an eternal war.
>Because she's fallen in love with you.

>> No.17988706

>>17988700
Well that's good.
Wouldn't stop me from filling her with as many kids as I can manage

>> No.17988712

>>17988700
>Loyal squires
Are they ladies too?

>> No.17988721

>>17988700
>Trickster Demon watching amusingly the whole time just out of sight, even lounging on top of the covered carriage to evesdrop
>just biding her time and only making little nudges to bring about the Paladin’s eventual monsterization

>> No.17988722

>>17988700
>her loyal squires
Ehhh

>> No.17988726

>>17988706
That was kind of the idea anon.

>>17988712
Yes. You're not allowed to fuck them though. You only get to fuck the Paladin.

>> No.17988727

>>17988722
Meh, we need some canon fodder to protect ourselves right?

>> No.17988728 [DELETED] 

>>17988722
>Another man exists in the same world your wife does
Get cucked

>> No.17988731

>>17988726
I'm just wondering if they'll get their happy ending too. I mean they gotta be frustrated hearing us banging like animals in the carriage.

>> No.17988734

>>17988728
SEETHING

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>>17988721
Don't ruin it.

>> No.17988741

>>17988722
Anon, her squires are girls.

>>17988728
>Squires can only be guys
Get fucked, Paladin-chans have to start somewhere.

>> No.17988746

>>17988700
>forcibly conscripted
>You're given to a tall, /fit/ Ojou-sama Paladin
I'm having a hard time believing The Order needs to forcibly conscript people when just telling the truth would result in manpower not even turning into an issue. Not even touching on the subject of how The Order would've surely learned that making the life of their subordinates anything but good is just asking for Lescatie 2.0, to say nothing of a child raised in a human farm instead of by loving parents.

>>17988721
Teresa, get the holy water

>> No.17988753

Oh yeah how fun human girls.
Great times. No, please, continue. Dues volt and all that.

>> No.17988759

>>17988753
>t. demon

>> No.17988761

>>17988731
Well I mean, you've gotta set up a homestead somewhere anon. People'll come to the village and find cute single squires all pent up and ready to fucking BREED.

>>17988746
>The Order
>Doing anything right

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.17988772

>>17988700
>to be breeding stock for the Paladin Order.
Mate I loved the short story, but lets be honest here. Seeing how prudish the order is they would probably get orphans on the streets and send then to die instead of having people do the deeds.Besides its cheaper and faster that way.

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>This arouses the meido.

>> No.17988776

>>17988772
This is MGE not MiA okay.

>> No.17988779
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When it comes to corruption I want some thing like burning edge but with a dragon.

>> No.17988780
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17988780

>This cheers the meido.

>> No.17988784

>>17988603
>scars
>baby crazy expression
>that bush and heat in the nether regions
Oh dear lord make her skin blue and she’s perfect.

>> No.17988785

>>17988696
It's a ryuujin or whatever ryu with legs are called.

>> No.17988789

>>17988764
>>17988774
>>17988780
Stop.

>> No.17988791

>>17988772
This is a porn setting, not an edgefest.

>> No.17988792

>>17988785
Good think she has legs, otherwise you wouldn't be able to spank her.

>>17988789
Make me!

>> No.17988798

>>17988779
If we go by MGE, women who can be corrupted into Dragons are exceedingly rare. A Lilim would do whatever it takes to get her hands on one.

Since that pic is from the Dragonia book, this might be more common.

>> No.17988800

>>17988780
Fuck off retard.

>> No.17988804
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>This cries the meido.

What did you do to make her this way, /jp/?

>> No.17988808

>>17988776
The order can't be useless can't be that, they need at least a fighting chance, it's no fun to launch a black crusade otherwise.

>> No.17988809
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17988809

What will it be anon?

>> No.17988812

>>17988804
Came home from work before she finished sweeping the laundry room.
Honestly, it’s fine, I’m not mad, why is she so distraught?

>> No.17988814

>>17988804
It's worth bullying kikis. They're so adorable when they're crying.
I want to hug her so hard it'll break her ribs.

>> No.17988817

>>17988809
Just a water please.

>> No.17988818

>>17988798
I've never cared for that "rare corruption" thing.

>> No.17988820

>>17988809
A gun and one bullet.

>> No.17988821

>>17988814
I am glad you will never have kids.

>> No.17988824

>>17988791
>Edgefest.
Not really that edgy, it clean the street and provides loyal troops ready to fight in one fell swoop. Besides it's know that order controlled cities aren't sunshine and rainbow tight?

>> No.17988825

>>17988821
I said kikis, not kids.

>> No.17988827

>>17988809
"I want vodka on the rocks and don't hold back on the vodka. I just want to feel numb tonight so I don't have to go to bed remembering what happened today."

>> No.17988828

>>17988809
>all those options
>I'd probably end up ordering neat whisky

>> No.17988832

>>17988809
Milk please. If you could add sugar to it even yet.

>> No.17988836

>>17988825
What’s your point

>> No.17988838

>>17988809
Depends, what is the cheapest drink?

>> No.17988839

>>17988836
Bullying and spanking kikis is okay.

Doing it to kids isn't.

>> No.17988842

>>17988828
>another whiskey connoisseur
My man what whiskey would you order? I prefer Wild Turkey if I’m doing it neat.

>> No.17988849

>>17988809
How do you know my name? Where ami I? And who are you? But before you answer that just get me a mimosa right now, it’s too early to get hammered drunk.

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>The Pharaoh raising taxes again?
>Let me help you!

>> No.17988855

>>17988839
Kikis deserve to be bullied by being ignored. Instead how about you get near that beautiful shog one-san.

>> No.17988857

>>17988809
Gimme your girliest drink!

>> No.17988863

>>17988842
Laphroaig 10. I wonder if the Wurm would judge me.

>> No.17988864

>>17988852
Sorry lady, but I already know what comes with that devil’s bargain.

>> No.17988868

>>17988855
t. lone shoggoth that will forever be a lone eldritch abomination.

>> No.17988870

>>17988855
I don't care in the slightest about shogggoths. They don't have butt to spank, chest to hug, or cheeks to squeeze.

>> No.17988875

>>17988868
Maybe if their idea of prime real estate wasn’t ruins in the frozen ass-end of the earth they’d have more luck.

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Would you leave your MG waifu in the care of this sweet babysitter?

>> No.17988886
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Assuming integrating MGs to society and the internet goes well, how would Jewllywood and Netflix be?
>What MG goes best for acting/film roles
>What happens to male/female human actors
>What will the shows/series produced and released be like?

Hardmode: No sex/sex related scenes/shows.

>> No.17988889

>>17988852
>Anarchist Apophis fighting the high taxes imposed by a controlling Pharaoh.
Who would you support.

>> No.17988893

>>17988889
The one who isn't an overglorified hippie

>> No.17988896

>>17988883
>>>/vg/

>> No.17988897

>>17988883
Crafty succuvirus.

>> No.17988898

>>17988870
They are from the slime family so the have the beast butts and the second best boobs. Holsts are always first in that category

>> No.17988899

>>17988886
All female acctressed get fired and replaced by monster girls, since Hollywood knows that they won't have to put up with the #metoo bullshit with them. In short, MGs become extremely successful.

>> No.17988902

>>17988883
Fuck off

>> No.17988905

>>17988852
I’d rather just kissu you grape Lady.

>> No.17988912

>>17988899
I just hope they don't rewrite movies that have sad endings so monster girls don't get upset.

>> No.17988917

>>17988898
But a slime doesn't even have a butt.

>> No.17988919

>>17988893
> I just want the injustice to end anon
> Nobody should control the sex life of others.
> Freedom and love.
>NO CONTROL OVER THE SEXUAL MARKET
Would you really go against her? There are rumors that the pharaoh is creating Anubis sex squads to punish the tax elevators.

>> No.17988925

>>17988912
That's a valid concern. Still MGs can't be worse than the SJW crowd in this aspect, I trust they will respect the orginal material.

>> No.17988927 [DELETED] 

>>17988917
They do and they control the size of their butts to please you Besides the Shoggot in particular can control the level of sensitivity she has so they are the bets for spanking./spoiler]

>> No.17988928

>>17988919
>Anubis sex squads
>"""punish""
That's how I can tell the apophis is running rumors to defame the pharaoh. She's just upset she has nothing to offer to society and thus society won't offer anything to her.

>> No.17988929

>>17988919
>dark demon realm
She was shit from the beginning.

>> No.17988930

Would you help a monster girl that you hate, even if its the last of her species?

>> No.17988931

>>17988919
Joke's on her, I love Anubis as much as I love gremlins.

>> No.17988935

>>17988927
Consider looking at what you write before mashing Post.

>> No.17988939

>>17988930
If there were no Matangos tomorrow, I would not shed a single tear.
Hatters can stay.

>> No.17988941 [DELETED] 

>>17988935
LOL @ you
has anyone really been far even as described to use even went go want to do look more like?

>> No.17988944

>>17988930
There is no MG that I hate. If it wasn't a race I was attracted to I would give her children but would not marry her and would try to find her someone to love. Being jaded by rejection I would not want to give that pain to a monster girl.

>> No.17988947

>you share the thread with third world ESL peasants

>> No.17988948

>>17988944
Even tengus?

>> No.17988951

>>17988925
Their protective instinct could go so far that they can't even handle men being hurt, sad or mistreated even in movies and games. I hope it doesn't since you know they'd charge people out the ass for the original version.

>> No.17988952

>>17988948
Even tengus.

>> No.17988953

>>17988944
Good man. I would help my Hatter waifu’s Matango cousins all find happiness.

>> No.17988957

>>17988952
Even alps?

>> No.17988959

>>17988928
She is a tyrannical ruler and you know it, Last night she has you go all night long without breaks. HOW CAN THIS BE ALLOWED IN A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY.
>>17988929
>not wanting the best version of the demon realms.
Anon please, why don't you want your water to be sex water?
>>17988931
I hope you like being controlled.

>> No.17988963

>>17988959
I'm a sub at heart. I'm bad at taking decisions and leading people.

>> No.17988968

>>17988959
>t. Apophis leeching off wifi

>> No.17988970

>>17988912
>>17988899
>Titanic remake gets released
>NewHollywood acts like the version with Leonardo dicaprio never existed. Removing all trace of it.
>Remake involves ending where nobody was hurt, everyone got saved by mermaids/seabishops and all the single men got waifus and proactively dated.
>Jack falls off the raft while the lilim Rose promises never to let go.
>Jack sinks, Rose cries, Jack floats back up, saved by the seabishop and at the same time offers to bless a shotgunwedding.
>They do happily, and live happily ever after
>Credits and Aftercredits scene show nobody was hurt and no husbando was lost and everyone is OK.
>NewHollywood acts like the actual event never existed
>"Don't be silly nobody got hurt in the titanic disaster. They got saved by mermaids and all got hugs and hot cocoa from yetis when they reached land."
>"TITANIC WAS A LEGEND! (that came to be after the unveiling of the world's largest meatball.)"

Now Imagine them HAVING to do a remake of "Saving Private Ryan" AND use the same genders of the characters.

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>>17988947
t. Anubis

>> No.17988972

>>17988951
This is why they should buy out enough land to make their own country in Africa.
Touched several biomes, not very disturbing to any major civilizations, can do a lot of good for surrounding struggling areas both humanitarian and policing/cleaning up all the terrible crime/using mamano mana to cure aids. Of course they’d still propagate throughout the world but they’d have a place to call their own.
Inb4 “eww Monstergirls and black people fuck niggers etc etc”

>> No.17988973

>>17988959
>best version
>no daytime ever
Mutually exclusive. She can take a long walk off a short pier.

>> No.17988975

>>17988951
Well, we are going that route anyway. The difference is that here at least it is done by MGs that protect us and geniunely love us. Rather than destroying films to pander to the SJW mob.

>> No.17988977

>>17988970

I like to see their version of Grave of the Fireflies

>> No.17988979

>>17988971
Stop assuming that people are roleplaying you shit.

>> No.17988980

>>17988971
>WE WAS GODS

>> No.17988982

>>17988970
That sounds worse then the original titanic movie.

>> No.17988983

>>17988972
eww Monstergirls and black people fuck niggers etc etc

>> No.17988984

>>17988972
Even monstergirls wouldn't want to go to Africa.

>> No.17988985

>>17988957
Yes. It is very simple, I would not tolerate a Jinko rejecting me and would pretty much shatter my soul. Thus, I think its fair to hold myself to the same standards I hold for MGs. As such I would not reject any MG and if I did, I would help her find someone.

>> No.17988986

>>17988947
ESL cancer needs to fuck off.

>> No.17988990

>>17988982
>Missing the point

>> No.17988996

>>17988970
>Saving Private Ryan
Oh man, how would they even be able to change https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9Q1cm_Tnw

>> No.17988997

>>17988985
>I would not reject any MG
>and if I did
thinking_wurm.jpg

>> No.17989002

>>17988951
I really doubt that, seeing how some phantoms have a craving for reenacting bittersweet stories and a lot of monsters like to" role-play" rape scenarios that might be considered sick.

>> No.17989012

>>17988997
Well I think is more like, I would not shatter the heart of any MG and if I rejected her, I would heal her and help her find someone she liked as much as she likes me or not.

>> No.17989016

>Shoggoth reads song of Saya
>is noticeably more timid and trying to act normal around her master with a bunch of little apologies for when she feels like she may be unsettling him

>> No.17989019

>>17988972
This is why you don't mix 3D and monstergirls

>> No.17989021

>>17988990
How am I missing the point, wasn't it supposed to show that if monstergirls runned things everything would wind up having a good end, irregardless of how it makes the quality of the movie go down? I'd imagine that they would somehow bring the overall quality of videogames down has well.

>> No.17989039

>>17989016
Saya done nothing wrong.

>> No.17989041

>>17988809
One cummies please.

>> No.17989043

>>17989021
Not him but look at it this way, monster girls are gentle to humans but still have their animistic desire to "cause chaos and havoc". This is well exemplified in the hinezumi profile, she "gets off" on fighting. I think violent/sexual forms of media would be still very popular, seeing how they represent a part of them that is lost.

>> No.17989044

>>17989021
It’s like Star Trek.
It sounds shitty there being no television or little need for alcohol or things like that in the future, but only because we need those things to get through our non-utopian society of today. If Monstergirls were here and you had a fucking 12/10 exotic wife who was literally always dtf, you really wouldn’t need something childish like video games to keep you entertained.
I always, and I’m sorry for using it, cringe when anon’s describe how they wish their bombshell gorgeous perfect sex-loving wives would like them playing video games or would want to still have time to play games while said wife just watches. It’s a sure sign of addiction.

>> No.17989053

>>17989044
So liking videogames and movies is bad now?

>> No.17989054

>>17989039
frankly the sad part is thta she had to "die," just remembering that makes me want to hug my shog waifu and never let go.

>> No.17989058

>>17989053
Everything is bad anon, didn't you know there's no fun allowed?

>> No.17989061

>>17988996
>The themes of the movie are so gruesome to some viewers, it became blacklisted and forbidden from showing to others.
>It basically became a cult movie like birth of a nation or Taxi with no actual evidence of it being cult-ish.
>WWII vets are disgusted by how the film is treated and how they are being told that war wasn't real.
>Jewllywood/Tanukiwood however profits from the new movie remakes from all the MGs watching it, with a sold out screening every screening in cinemas.
>Oscars are basically given an extra category where "Most well treated Male Characters" go.

Sounds like shit DESU. What's the point of watching a horror movie when you know "Oh, that's a guy? He's gonna get a waifu and not die."
There's no suspense and it'll be boring.

>>17989021
The terrible titanic remake was the point and you made it sound like it wasn't intentional.

>> No.17989064

>>17988863
>you travel the world with your Wurm waifu tasting the finest whiskeys and home brews at almost every stop
>your travels become so well known you two are legends in the alcohol world and even have a dedicated group of Onis and Satyros following you two like you’re the next coming of Bacchus
>every stop you and your waifu go out to drink with this group and play wingman for all the single girls while you stay fiercely loyal to your precious Wurm waifu who’s helped make your life of comfort and love possible

>> No.17989067

>>17989044
You do realize that (multiplayer) games are a method of having fun WITH another individual, yes?

>> No.17989078

>>17989053
No, I’m just saying if someone is legitimately worried in a fantasy scenario about “I hope they don’t hurt video games” or one of the first things they attend to when fantasizing about a perfect girl is “she’ll let me play video games”, it feels a bit uncomfortable

>> No.17989083

>>17989061
>You're a film director who doesn't pull punches and gets views off of reputation alone.
>No blockbusters, but your profits are just enough to keep going and you have a dedicated fanbase.
>Top Tanukiwood produces get angry whenever you win an Oscar for your tragedies.
That'd be the life.

>> No.17989086 [DELETED] 

>>17988791
It wouldn't be the MGE if the Order weren't cripplingly Lawful Stupid.

>> No.17989087

>>17989058
I hate this, I wish I could go back in time, this seems to be an actual thing now. Movies and videogames are all just remakes these days.

>>17989061
I would honestly feel sorry for those vets for their service to be discarded away like trash.

>>17989078
She wouldn't be perfect if she did try and toss my videogames because they distract me from them. Honestly, that sounds like the same thing 3dpd that bitch about on here.

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>>17989064
That sounds like a wonderful life, the tipsy cuddle sex after drinking would be great too.

>> No.17989090

>>17989054
>hug Shog waifu out of nowhere
>she simply wraps her arms and other appendages around you with her same old mysterious smile
>”There there mastah. No more tears mastah. Meido will clean it all up.”
>you’re not sure what she’s talking about but you feel reassured deep in your purple heart as she starts to stroke your brain gently

>> No.17989091

>>17989078
>cringe
>it feels a bit uncomfortable
Clutch those pearls harder why don’t you?

>> No.17989092

>>17989044
>>17989078
>implying you wouldn't get bored doing nothing but fucking your waifu even if she was perfect
>implying you wouldn't get bored of fucking even if you had a harem of perfect wildly different monstergirls
Men have had the need to hit eachother with sticks or build things since the dawn of times, even if we do it virtually now.

>> No.17989097

>>17989090
>she starts to stroke your brain
NO

>> No.17989101

>>17989097
>Silly mastah~

>> No.17989104

>>17989097
Don't knock it until you try it.

>> No.17989108

>>17989104
It wouldn’t feel like anything. Your brain itself has no tactile-sensitive nerves.
Another fantasy ruined by modern medicine!

>> No.17989111

>>17989108
Not on this plane of existence, silly.

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>>17988917
Wrong.

>> No.17989115

We are talking about a setting with late middle ages level of technology. And we are discusing if Mgs would be ok with violent video games. They would, they have war that actually pose a treat of injury in the mist continent just for fun it seems. I fell like we are skipping a few steps.

>> No.17989119

>>17989108
She's touching your mind, anon. You need more insight to understand.

>> No.17989123

>>17989115
Just bored without much to talk about is all, not like we have an agenda for the day.

Besides hugging my cute Shoggoth maid.

>> No.17989129

Your waifu has, for a period of 24 hours, been turned into a normal human woman. She’s still beautiful, but all monster parts of her have been temporarily magicked away for the duration. How does she, and you, react?

>> No.17989130

>>17989108
>Implying you wont be able to fell mana.
I think the brain pats aren't a physical thing, its more of a "spiritual thing".

>> No.17989135

>>17989129
I try to help and she keeps losing balance over and over. I'd tease and princess carry her too all I wanted since she'd have lost her monstrous strength.

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>>17989112
Meh. Spanking her would probably feel like hitting water.

>> No.17989141

>>17989129
My Shoggoth meido would be absolutely shriekingly terrified and need me to cover her head in my arms the whole day reassuring her it’s going to be okay, we’ll find a way to change her back soon, it’s okay, it’s okay, I’m here, you’re okay, I love you, it’ll be okay...

>> No.17989145

>>17989140

Imagine all those ripples though

>> No.17989146

>>17989129
>”Ha! This brings me back.”

>> No.17989147

>>17989123
>Shog maid
Just ask her to become the console. You could play Shog 64, super Shog sisters. or even the new Call of Shog: The revenge she is just replicating the same game in this series over and over again with no changes, but you don't notice at this point.

>> No.17989150

>>17989147
>Shog Maid becomes your console
>Play some Dragon's Dogma and make a waifu
>Shog deletes game partway through out of jealousy
>"SILLY"

>> No.17989151

>>17989147
But anon, why do that when I can just watch my maid work and play around with her?

>> No.17989155

>>17989150
>Play some Dragon's Dogma
My nigga.

>> No.17989156

>>17989140
More of a jello feel than water, that is if you get a low level get one that can't increase or decrease their density on their desire body part.

>> No.17989157

>>17989147
>>17989150
>she does all the voices in a funny imitation of deep voices for the “male” characters (you, the protagonist, are always silent)

>> No.17989161

>>17989145
I don't know. I have no idea how slimes are. I always imagined them being like water golem, but sometimes I see them being depicted as jelly-like.

>>17989156
How can I increase the jelly density to make it for a nice spanking?

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>> No.17989165

>>17989155
>Play Dragon's Dogma on ShogS3
>The part where the Dragon rips out your Character's heart
>The Shog i just manically laughing
>"I knew she wasn't good for you, silly Mastah! She's already giving her heart to a dragon like some filthy whore!"

>> No.17989166

>>17989150
>Can't play games with hot female characters and visual novels are a huge no
Silly maid.

>> No.17989167

>>17989162
If only this didn't look so impressively terrible.

>> No.17989169

>>17989157
>just to see what will happen, romance one of the ‘male’ characters in an RPG
>it’s still clearly just your Shoggoth in male clothes
>your actual maid slithers by as you’re playing
>”Ah~ mastah, this game is so progressive~”
>guess she thought of that too

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>>17989150
>>17989165
>yandere shoggoth

>> No.17989171

>>17989165
>quest where you can either let the Duke kill his wife or interfere
>decides to just leave
>your character suddenly go straight to the Duke
>as she get whipped for sneaking in the Duchess' room, you hear your Shoggoth saying "Yeah, that's what you get!"
>you don't remember the whipping lasting that long, or even being shown

>> No.17989174

>>17989169
>>17989157
>The Skyrim voiced characters are left untouched though

>> No.17989176
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if the shogs can look like a mature lady I think I'll start liking them.

>> No.17989179

>>17989174
>Mastah, even I couldn’t put up with this lazy shit, and I’m a maid.

>> No.17989180

Give me you ultimate (consensual) corruption story.

>> No.17989186 [DELETED] 

>>17989176
What the fuck is even happening here?

>> No.17989188

>>17989161

I imagine slimes being like a thick,malleable and slightly sticky jello for their bodies consistency in most cases with some degree of control over it.

>> No.17989189

>>17988809
Rum.

>> No.17989193

>>17989171
>She forces you to make a deal with the Dragon instead of fighting it
>The ending now changes to include her sitting on your lap as you rule the kingdom
>You can hear your ShogS3 squeal and KYAA in delight over how cool you look

>> No.17989195

>>17989170
>Having a boring and selfish human girlfriend when you have a perfect and devoted Shoggoth maid
This is like desiring dirt when you can have all the gold in the world

>> No.17989197

>>17989186
You don’t know how Shoggoths work do you?
>>17989176
Of course they can. They very easily can be whatever bodytype most suits you, don’t even need a drop of semen to do it either.

>> No.17989199

>>17989188
Mmm...
Hang on, let me look for videos of jelly on Youtube, to have an idea.

>>17989193
Sounds cute.

>> No.17989202

>>17989161
Just transfer some slime to the desired part, the part is not huge, decrease the size of the part without changing the quantity of slime, done you now have "harder" slime. It's probably more sensitive as well given the concentrated amount of slime in that part.

>> No.17989203

>>17989199
>Partway through the Dragon fight you gotta mash buttons
>You can hear her shudder and squirm as your button mashing intensifies
>She's oddly quiet for a bit after that though

>> No.17989208

>>17989141
Slime girls being turned into human even temporary is probably a scary concept to them

>> No.17989216

>>17989202
Now I really want to see how her entire body would jiggle from a caning.

>>17989203
>snow harpies grabs your character
>have to move the joystick to get free
>the Shog3 starts moaning softly as you move the joystick in a clockwise fashion

>>17989208
>calls her from behind
>she tries to turn her head like she usually do
>"CRONK"
>"M... My neck! I can't turn it! It hurts!"

>> No.17989218

>>17989129
She'll miss flying, but enjoy having hands for once.

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>>17989090
>>17989101
>>17989165
>>17989169
>>17989179

>> No.17989234

>>17989141
>Shog discovers how terrifying being a human can be and how frail they are
>She's now looking at you with pure insanity in her eyes
>Next time you wake up she is molding into you so you never have to experience such pain

>> No.17989238

>>17989150
>>17989157
>>17989165
>>17989193
>>17989216
>every time you play an RPG on your ShogS4 you always end up having “Eldritch Armor” and it’s always the best armor set in the game
>for every single game

>> No.17989239

>>17989234
Poor dear. She should know sheI can do that anytime. WeI’rem so much happier when weeeI’m together, aren’t I?

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>>17989234
>molding into you

>> No.17989246

Enough with the Shogs. Where are my Ojou Elder Things who demand I be their butler?

>> No.17989250

>>17989238
... Now I want to play Mount and Blade and see what the camp followers are replaced by.
And if there's an option to spank them to raise morale among men of the troop.

>> No.17989251 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
Hey fuck off with that, man. Stop falseflagging is Shoggoth lovers.

>> No.17989256
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Armored Shoggoths.

>> No.17989258 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
That’s not how it works.

>> No.17989260 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
Fuck you.

>> No.17989264 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
Too many colours. I'm not reading that, sorry.

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>>17989228

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>>17989251
>>17989258
>>17989260

>> No.17989269 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
>>17989268
Back in my day, trolling meant something.

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>bovine funbags

>> No.17989275 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
Assuming he was a repressed fag, and that he would alp, that's not how even how monsternization works, especially on males. So fuck off, for various reasons .

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>> No.17989278 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
>>17989268
>/monster/ rapefugee quality posting

>> No.17989279 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
>>17989268
Someone needs to teach whoever's making these how to use colors, jesus christ.

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>bovine funbags

>> No.17989282

I shouldn't have posted about shog melding. I'm sorry everyone.

>> No.17989284 [DELETED] 

>>17989279
I fully agree. I don't mind colours, but this is headache-inducing, especially when mixed to the shitty resolution.

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I want to show a Dark Mage Dragon's Crown Sorceress.

>> No.17989286

>>17989282
He was just looking for any excuse shoggbro, don’t worry about it.

>> No.17989293 [DELETED] 

>>17989278
Now he's spamming them.

>> No.17989296

>>17989285
>Tch!... note to self, purchase more Holst milk supplements...

>> No.17989297

>>17989286
>Shoggbro
Ew no, I don't like shogs at all. The becoming one thing just seems like something she'd do after getting a taste of humanity.

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>>17989285
I'd rather whip an elf.

>> No.17989303

>>17989281
Holsts are best girl. The fact that i don't need to spend 100 buck a month on milk anymore is a plus as well.

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>>17989242
>>17989268
>>17989277
go be a faggot somewhere else

>> No.17989306

>>17989297
Ah, fair enough, all the same.

>> No.17989311 [DELETED] 

>>17989304
>calls someone a faggot while posting furfaggotry

>> No.17989312

>>17989281
I think that cow is now one of Darlings many haremettes.

>> No.17989315 [DELETED] 

>>17989311
Being a faggot and being a furry are two distinct mental illnesses.
You don't put a pyromaniac in the same room than a sociopath.

>> No.17989321 [DELETED] 

>>17989315
And both don't belong here.

>> No.17989322

>>17989303
>100 buck a month on milk
What

>> No.17989323

>>17989312
haHAA good one, it’s even funnier the second time when no one replied the first time

>> No.17989327

>>17989322

He's obviously lactose intolerant

>> No.17989329 [DELETED] 

>>17989311
if cu siths are okand they are, they aer cute, cuddly, and loyal them I don't see a problem with this.

>> No.17989331

>>17989312
Keep trying, Anon, you’ll get someone one day.

>> No.17989333

Remember when the bad days were only on the weekends? I need a Succubus to save me from this hellscape.

>> No.17989335

>>17989323
>>17989331
>denying the truth

>> No.17989336

>>17989322
>>17989327
Nah I just really like milk and also use it to make cheese. You would be surprise by the amount you need in order to have a decent serving of cheese.

>> No.17989343

>>17989333
This is nothing compared to a year ago when someone wanted to discuss Liliraune or corruption related things and the thread would sperge out for hours with someone posting Yuri art in protest or people legitimately arguing for the defeat of the monsters as a whole.

>> No.17989348

>>17989333
EMGtards and /monster/ refugees need to fuck off. Notice how quickly that one guy in the last thread went from "I just want to discuss EMG" to "hey guys MGE fucking sucks" when people gave him a chance.

>> No.17989356

>>17989348
>hey guys MGE fucking sucks
That guy didn't even know that MGE girls don't require semen as a food source.

>> No.17989377 [DELETED] 

>>17989242
>>17989268
>>17989277
Reminder that captions are banned on every board.

>> No.17989384

>>17989044
>>17989078
Cool, so videogames aren't allowed in the event of monstergirls. I guess we'd have to do away with all the other fun stuff outside of sex too, right?
What a fucking boring chode you are.

>> No.17989415

I want a big, pudgy werecat to use me as her favorite napping spot

>> No.17989421

>>17989348
I really hope whatevers going on at /monster/ clears up soon so they can go back. Their material and posts almost always feel like the product of some underage wiki reject.

>> No.17989432

>>17989336
What do you do with all the leftover whey?

>> No.17989443

>>17989432
make ricota or,if you are feeling adventurous, drink it. I know this sounds crazy but you can get some excellent smoothies if you use leftover whey. I personally just drink it strait up but I know that an "acquired taste" to say the least.

>> No.17989450

How hard do you guys thin it would be to selective breed a German Shepherd kobold? Do you think that certain breeds of Kobolds already exist in MGE?

>> No.17989454

>>17989450
Not really since kobolds are lizard dogs. The one with breeds would be cu siths.

Though I normally throw them out the window and just stay with the cute dogs instead.

>> No.17989463

>>17989087
>Be Vet
>Experienced worse things than hell, including mustard gassing, kamikaze planes, nazi spies, and sleeper cells ready to infiltrate and nuke a country for russia.
>Witness dozens of comrades, brothers, and friends die for their country. Knowing the deserve recognition.
>Witness even more suffer serious PTSD and off themselves.
>Portals open, MGs integrate into the world and they seem happy at first.
>Then they get into history and are horrified over the number of human men they lost
>Many MGs that wanted to be human historians started crying/couldn't push through the topics
>Slowly see history get rewritten, and dumb down wars to being "Husbands that had a small argument and held a grudge, but it's all better now."
>Be given lots of compensation in the deal that I keep quiet.
>Refuse and tell them what you experience.
>See the last remaining war vets get "reeducated" for their sake. While you still get offers to keep quiet.
>Now a widower and no grandchildren, a certain succubus nurse willingly stays beside you and tells her colleagues that she'd rather "be with you somewhere private."
>Colleagues "UFUFU" at the thought and keep saying where a quiet room is, and where no one will hear you two "have fun".
>And when you seal the room there's no sex nor intimacy whatso-ever
> She just sits there teary eyed, scared about reeducation, but wants to also know the truth and interesting history of humans. And knowing she can't replace your dead wife, she could still be a friend. And you end up being a father figure she never had.

Kinda sucks to be honest.
Imagine having to tell MGs
"Oh, by the way, there was this one time in 1939-1945, we lost a total of 70,000,000
to 85,000,000 people out of war. And most of them were young boys till old men. Women and children had to be evacuated and kept off the battlefield, but those who were at the minimum age of 16, so long as the boy can carry a gun, he had to go shoot other boys till either he, or they all die."
"Also, that wasn't the first time, we have a LONG history of constant violence, some would say it was even worse, before the geneva convention and all, man, I can't believe that mustard gas was a thing, right? Good thing we learned our lesson that time!"

>> No.17989466

>>17988824
Why would orphans be loyal? If anyone was going to have reason to hate/betray their country, it would be those who've seen the worst of it, like orphans who live at the bottom of society.

>> No.17989467

>>17989377
I still don't get why.

>> No.17989471

>>17989466
t. Raiden

>> No.17989473

>>17989454
>lizard dogs
Sorry I'm not familiar with the term. Why would the be unable to have breeds as well? Selective breeding works even on humans to a certain extent.

>> No.17989474 [DELETED] 

>>17989356
Slimes say hi.

>> No.17989476

>>17989473
The monster kobold is a lizardman with a dog's head or something like that. There are also some other versions but that's the most popular.

>> No.17989478

>>17989466
>They would be getting the young ones, and they would be grateful for the chance of a better live,I know I would, an that would give them motivation to serve the country. Not to mention they would be pumped full of religious indoctrination witch you make them loyal to the order if no the country.

>> No.17989480

>>17989377
Not every, they're allowed on /b/ and /trash/.

>> No.17989481

>>17989463
>And most of them were young boys till old men
Most of them were soviet civilians,it didn't matter how old or gender, babys, children, teens, adults and seniors were slaughtered by the millions anon, don't try to downplay that insanity.
Now you could say that most of 1914-1918's 20,000,000+ were men, thats true, they're not called the lost generation for nothing.

>> No.17989493

>>17989356
To be fair, many profiles only state “men’s spirit energy” as their only diet, and without looking deeper into the world guides and supplemental things to the actual profile it’s not an entirely unreasonable impression to make. It’s also pretty contrived how KC essentially dances around it being their prime source of energy and yet in order to not offend the purityfolks states that they also almost always stay with the first man they meet, which without a bit of gymnastics would seem to imply some species of Monstergirl just go the majority of their lives without sustenance until they happen to find the one.

tl;dr it’s not unreasonable to argue MGE’s rules can get a bit silly and overly complicated just to appeal to and not offend as many people as possible. From someone less invested in it the more simple notion of something like EMG where the Monstergirls still eat normal food and such can be more appealing to a more grounded setting.

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>>17989329
>cu siths are ok

>> No.17989506

Strongfat blue oni, complete with glasses, catching her reading would be fantastic.
Especially if that book is "500 Ways to Get Your Man Off with Muscles"

>> No.17989509

>>17989493
I don’t mind the designs and setting and even many characters in EMG. Just as long as it’s not the actual plot of the mainline series.

>> No.17989513

>>17989506
Meanwhile you can stop staring at her wide, juicy booty and thickness.
Blue Oni is off the mark!

>> No.17989515

>>17989481
True, that was a big mistake on my end. But the question still stands:

>How would MGs react to Human wars and knowing there are people trained to give their lives for their country?

>> No.17989523

>>17989515
The world of monsters has literally experienced a hundred thousand year repeating cycle of almost-genocide retaliated by almost-genocide that only just very very recently was broken

They’d be relieved it’s not nearly as bad as their past

Y’all are short memory

>> No.17989524

>>17989513
Yep, although admiring such a rear while she's laying down or sitting would be difficult.

Plus side, spotting her would let you get ample views of her bust and the rest of her.

Still won't stop me from groping her middle though

>> No.17989525

>>17989476
Oh I see I just assume they were domesticated werewolfs, completely forgot about the mithos. I guess i should be looking at the wolfies in order to do the breeding that just like real live.

>> No.17989531

>>17989523
This
Your ancient dragon or Demon waifu may have killed countless humans over the course of her past life
Sure they’ve turned over a new leaf but that’s retarded to think MONSTERgirls would have no notion of memory or tolerance for violence

>> No.17989542

>>17989523
>Recently.
It was a thousands years ago. I bet no one remember the ancient forms of monster anymore, and neither the bloodshed.

>> No.17989544 [DELETED] 

Remember when these girls were actually dangerous?

>> No.17989545

>>17989531
That would be correct.
Hell, P'Orcs still believe in Might Makes Right as a rule

>> No.17989546

>>17989544
Mistranlation

>> No.17989547
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Well?

>> No.17989548

>>17989547
Fuck RIGHT off with that fucking image.
You can post Lims, you can shitpost Lims, but this image needs to fucking die.

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>>17989544
Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.17989550

>>17989547
Lani has an image though.

>> No.17989556

>>17989547
Steelims need to fuck off for awhile desu.

>> No.17989558

>>17989542
The same can be said about us and what's been going on before the Roman Empire, though. Comparatively, those times might as well be like what MGE pre-DL is to post-DL in terms of brutality, and we'll never know because there are no records and all we have is just pure theory and assumptions.

>> No.17989560

>>17989547
NO.
>>17989550
Nobody cares about that forced meme.

>> No.17989561

>>17989549
Mistranlations and misunderstood hyperbole. I think thew retcon was minimal but the changes were great as we got better translations.

>> No.17989563

>>17989524
>>17989513
>>17989506
>Strongfat blue oni calls her boyfriend over
>She's flexing her bicep on the armrest of the couch
>"Hey anon, whip out your dick for a bit, I want to try something"

>> No.17989564

>>17989547
>Filename
Not even the guy who made it wants to update it anymore.

>> No.17989574

>>17989558
True, and even besides that I agree that Mgs are unlikely to be as squeamish as people make them. They are still fighting a ongoing war with the order for fucks sake. Casualties might be minimal, but they aren't non-existent.

>> No.17989575

>>17989542
>Since the dawn of their old world there has been genocide and counter genocide
>many species are functionally immortal in one way or another
Sure your random recently monsterized farmgirl Holst isn’t aware, but the Demon Lord herself sure is, and the nature of the Demon Lord is that a little bit of her was put into every monster
This is silly

>> No.17989577
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The black oni has taken an innocent creature hostage! What are our options?

>> No.17989582
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It would be pretty cool if a Cursed Sword used its scales to form faux-epaulettes along its hosts shoulders.

>> No.17989584

>>17989577
Don't worry dear anons, I shall dress myself as a cat and substitute the hostage.

>> No.17989585

>>17989564
The only image left would be for one of the meme lilims that managed to be added through the creator mentioning it constantly at the time.

>> No.17989597
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>>17989585
>She's a meme
>She'll always be a meme even with art and stories
>She'll be a meme even when KC likes art of her
What's the point of even getting angry at you when you're so whiny even Shog looks like he has enthusiasm?

>> No.17989599

>>17989582
>Shortstack greatsword
What a cutie pie. I want her to be saccharine and sweet overload to me while a ruthless mean and angry bitch to everyone that isn’t me.

>> No.17989600

>>17989585
I don't recall her having an actual color full body image, though that also goes for Selene. Even then, I remember the guy saying it was purely because QoH didn't have any art.

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>That one boy who's the only human in a classroom full of monstergirls
>Puberty hits them all at once

>> No.17989608

>>17989599
That’s the best personality for all kinds of cursed swords.
Deranged, furious cunt to everyone- but ‘oh my darling sweetiepie not you snookems whatever makes you smile my sweet true love’ to her wielder.

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>>17989602
Well.

You can say he's drowning in pussy, like in pic related.

>> No.17989613
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>>17989600
Lani has this.
The artist decided to just stop and let another take over because Mari mentioned something about wanting to doodle Lani herself in her own views.
End result: No full body color, but I get two Lanis.

>> No.17989618

>>17989613
>Mari mentioned something about wanting to doodle Lani
So never

>> No.17989620

>>17989602

He's dead. He's fucking dead, he's done for, rest in peace.

>> No.17989621

>>17989577
I'm going to catch one of the school delinquents taking care of a cat!

>> No.17989625

>>17989618
>never
That's sadly accurate considering how she acts.
But I'll wait patiently, like Robo did in Chrono trigger in that forest.

>> No.17989626

>>17989621
>Buff oni delinquent surrounded by little cats she's feeding, along with that one fat one
Would be cute

>> No.17989636

>>17989597
No him, but KC likes everything people draw of his setting. If you aren't Father Grigori he's going to retweet it.

>> No.17989639

>>17989599
>>17989608
>”GIVE US ALL YOUR FOOD OR WE’LL GUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD O-“
>”Honey, no, relax. Sir, I’d like to buy two loaves of bread.”
>”Oh of course honey, so smart, so kind, such a merciful big strong handsome man- HEY THAT PIECE IS STALE YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU TRY AND CHEAT US PREPARE YOUR INTESTINES YOU CUNT MOTHERFUC-“
>”Sweetie, language. Here’s your payment, thank you!”
>”Oh my darling husband, so wise, so wealthy and true, such a wonderful man all mine from the world~...”

>> No.17989645

>>17989636
He still notices though.

>> No.17989648

>>17989645
It's not like that stops her from being a meme. What do you even think that is?

>> No.17989649

>>17989626
>She has a look of complete bliss on her face
>Except when she tells you to tell no one about this, then she looks like she's going to kill you

>> No.17989650

>>17989602

>Much bigger, tougher Oni girl is the class bully
>Bullies him the most
>Puberty hits
>She suddenly loses most of her bullying tendencies but is extremely protective of him and makes him hang out with her

>> No.17989653

>>17989597
She has a couple of doodles and that's it. Getting uppity about that is retarded but I guess that's all you have.

>> No.17989654

>>17989639
Just make sure to let her cut loose once and a while. Put on your edgiest face-concealing armor and go attack a P’Orc warband, leaving them all sopping horny messes to attack the next traveling man in the forest. Then your swordwife will be calm for weeks and ultradere.

>> No.17989655

>>17989648
>Meme
>A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture — often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme
A lot of things are memes here.

>> No.17989662

>>17989597
I miss when you were a fun writefag and not spiteful and egotistical over a failed OC.

>> No.17989665

So I still don’t get it. Is the cursed sword the SWORD, or a woman holding it? Do you like, swing the woman around?

>> No.17989666
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>>17989662
>spiteful and egotistical over a failed OC
You seem to not know me one lick and base me off thread memes or what the thread's autistic asshole wails about every hour.

>> No.17989673

>>17989665
There is a sword. It possesses a woman and they mindmerge and that’s her monsterization. She can freely enter and exit the sword itself like a [Stand]. So she ca 1. Just be the sword 2. Wield herself or 3. Be outside of the sword in spectral or corporeal to you form as you wield the sword.
At least that’s how I prefer to see it.

>> No.17989677

>>17989666
Maybe, but thats how you come across every time you let one of these guys pull you into one of those stupid slappy fights.

>> No.17989680

>>17989677
Eh whatever.

>> No.17989683
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Why do every cat and dog species have paws but not kitsunes?
Why does yao have paws?

>> No.17989686

>>17989683
She's unique?

>> No.17989691

>>17989654
I like to imagine my Broadsword waifu shopping for groceries and visibly shaking because she wants to slice up everyone around her, but she holds back because good girl don't go on cutting sprees and good girls get cuddles from hubby.

>> No.17989696

>>17989686
So shes a mutant freak?

>> No.17989697
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17989697

Make sure there are no leftover pieces of lego on the floor.

>> No.17989699

>>17989683
because yao's design is a miracle of the universe

>> No.17989704

>>17989683
kitsunes whole thing is trickery.
You can't trick people when you're giving it away with giant paws.

>> No.17989706

>>17989697
Every thread, huh?

>> No.17989716

>>17989649
The cutest.
Would take a picture

>> No.17989718

>>17989691
Aww. That’s adorable.
You better have some watermelons or raw meat ready for her to chop up when she gets home, such a good girl.

>> No.17989719
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Being a modern elf must be difficult.

>> No.17989723

>>17989716
Say goodbye to your phone Anon.

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>>17989699

>> No.17989726

>>17989719
I fell an uncontrollable urge to bully elfs. Probably has something to do with the fact that I'm short and have a long beard.

>> No.17989727

>>17989691
>teeth grinding as she stands in line behind an old lady individually counting out nickels and dimes to pay for her groceries
>hands so tight around her bags her nails are digging into her skin
>moments away from going full Brevik when the old lady mentions ‘oh, I wish my husband were here, he’s so good with money!’
>instantly fantasizes of being embraces and snuggled by her husband and calms down with a blissful smile on her face
Cute sword.

>> No.17989733

>>17989666
Dammit catgirls are cute.

>>17989726
That's because they're obnoxious, holier-than-thou, tree-hugging, moralistic know-it-all, knife-eared pieces of shit.

>> No.17989739

>>17989691
Warrior monsters do have a hard time settling down.

>> No.17989738

Would Cursed Greathammers have fantastic tits or an amazing ass?

>> No.17989740

>>17989719
Yep.
Wouldn't be all that amazing and fast food is a cruel mistress

>> No.17989742

>>17989726
ELF GET OUT.

>> No.17989744

>grandma Wight tells you stories about what it was like to live in the year 2.
> she doesn't even have a strong proto-latin accent, she's had several hundred years to get the hand of the language, being among the 'early risers' so to speak.
> keeps making pit kilns in the back yard.
> dresses in high society for her time, which basically means some nice furs.
> nice as all get out though

>> No.17989746

>>17989738
Greathammers are made for pounding, so she’d be queen of booty.
For big tits you want a Zweihander, because it’s hard to handle those titties even with two hands.

>> No.17989747

>>17989733
>>17989726
Elfs are all cunts, would bully and then ignore forever.

>> No.17989753

>>17989726
There's that one Elf with a cone of shame pic.

>> No.17989756

>>17989746
wouldn't a loli also match well with a great hammer? You know the Japanese stereotype that small girls have great strength

>> No.17989757

When you have a cold and hot pair of girls, which do you prefer to be the one who says lewd words with zero tact?

>> No.17989758

>>17989756
But lolis are ez to bully.

>> No.17989766

>>17989758
Not of they can bench press a fucking buffalo.

>> No.17989767
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17989767

Well, I finally finished commissioning the Altoiris fan art. I did as much thinking about you guys as I did thinking it about me. I hope it serves as a good Christmas present and somehow helps you think about your MG waifu love.

>> No.17989769

>>17989766
The hammer loli is still getting spanked.

>> No.17989783

>>17989767
Too much tits. They are too big.

>> No.17989784

>>17989767
I love myself some draogn, so I really appreciate your work, anon.

>> No.17989785

>>17989756
>Anon hears of a cursed Buster Sword in some far flung dungeon
>travels far and wide and risks great peril to finally reach her treasure room
>he picks up the sword and the woman starts materializing
>only it’s a cute little loli in a Lolita dress colored and styled like the Cursed Sword profile
>”You found me mister! Let’s go cut some bad guys up! Pwease take good care of me!”

>> No.17989805

>>17989785
>Different Anon hears of a cursed stiletto in a different dungeon
>when he finally picks it up, a towering, voluptuous, T H I C C and CC woman materializes
>”Ara, ara! So you went so far just to find an old rusty dirk like me? Hoooora~ such a charmer~ Oh, I just can’t wait any longer! Stab me with your long sharp dagger darling, aahn~!”

>> No.17989811

>>17989673
Cursed swords are literally parasites though.
They have no will, soul, or mind of their own.
When they infect a human the sword becomes a part of them and their mind is warped to be more violent, chaotic, and filled with a need a need for speed.

>> No.17989814

>>17989811

>And a need for speed

Initial D with cursed cars that infect human women confirmed.

>> No.17989815

>>17989785
Don't call her heavy. For the love of the DL.

>> No.17989816
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17989816

New Kobold daughteru commission got done! I really, really love this one, she just looks too cute.

Extra outfits here:
https://imgur.com/a/UhgEW

>> No.17989817

>>17989811
Though i imagine thats your run of the mill cursed sword, and there could be more advanced magic trap a beings soul inside a weapon instead of cursing a sword to corrupt its wielder.

>> No.17989821
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17989821

>>17988023
Big White Horns need big loving

>> No.17989826

>>17989816
Dick the daughteru!

>> No.17989828

>>17989815
>Pouting intensifies
>”Baka, Baka Baka! I’m not heavy! You just aren’t proficient enough! Meanie anon!”

>> No.17989830

>>17987731
I want to be the loyal squire of a demon knight or succubus knight!

>> No.17989831

>>17989817
According to the profile, the cursed swords were made long before the current DL takes over. Back then they were so dangerous they had to be sealed.

Of course the seals fail over such a long time. There could be a cursed sword made by that way too.

>> No.17989834

>>17989814
Need for seed.

>> No.17989837

>>17989831
I’m fine with both styles existing. Doesn’t bother me. They’re fun girls.

>> No.17989840

>>17989816
Good stuff KDF. Good stuff.

>> No.17989848

>>17989683
They shapeshift.
Their original goal (like outside of MGE) was to blend in as much as possible.

>> No.17989853

>>17989816
yes she is, It a shame you have a latex fetish KDF, because otherwise your taste is perfect.

>> No.17989854

>>17989816
Damn that is a cute one.

>> No.17989857

>>17989830
Just imagine being a shota during the fall of Lescatie. You hide from the monsters for a while until you're found by a squad of those dark knights.

>> No.17989860

>>17989848
Why does yao choose to have paws then?

>> No.17989861

>>17989816
Something I've always wondered KDF, but does your daughter have any hobbies?

>> No.17989862

>>17989853
Are you forgetting about his other fetish, the one that isn't allowed in the thread?

>> No.17989866

>>17989862
we don't talk about that here.

>> No.17989868

>>17989853
What's wrong with latex? I mean I don't find it particularly hot or anything but I can see why it's enticing.

>> No.17989873

>>17989862
I actually forgot, unless you are talking abut dautheru dicking, because i'm ok with that one.

>> No.17989877

>>17989861
Of course she does anon, I'm sure I've mentioned them in here before, even the non-sexual ones. As for those, she likes playing and watching me play video games, listening to classical music, and playing tennis.

>> No.17989879

>>17989868
I find it unsettling, specially when combined with bondage. Which is weird because I like bondage to a certain degree.

>> No.17989881

>>17989857
Someone wrote a nice greentext of an orphan being found by a benevolent milky Dark Priest after the monsterdefeat of a human city, it was nice as well as sexy.

>> No.17989884

>>17989860
Because she doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.17989886

>>17988977
>The boy's sisteru dies even earlier in the movie and fast resurrects as a zombie
>This semi-breaks the mind and his reality devolves into a fantasy world where his sister is still happily among the living
>Story about brother taking care of dying starving little sister is now about taking care of gaunt, pathetic, helpless, fully dependent little zombie sister
>All the while he's slowly dying from malnutrition and fatigue as he tries to protect and hide his sister from superstitious neighbors
>Struggles everyday to provide for himself and her, only pushes through to the next day clinging on a promise he made to protect his sister
>Finally on deaths door, final regret is "I couldn't do more for you"
>Zombie sister absorbed enough passive love to gain basic sentience a long time ago
>This pushes her over the edge and she Wights
>Nurses her "darling onii-chan" back to health and they live happily ever after in zipangu mansion

>What was once a tragic perspective film showing ignorant little shits of a certain Japanese generation why they should respect their elders is now essentially an undead/sabbath propaganda film

It'd be nominated for awards...

>> No.17989887
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17989887

>>17989753

>> No.17989892

>>17989877
>classical music
Your daughter is a tryhard.

>> No.17989894

>>17989887
>tfw you want to eat more fries but you can't

>> No.17989895

>>17989877
How does she keep her canine instincts in check in the middle of a tennis match KDF?

>> No.17989899

>Smug MG and her childhood friend go to the MGC water park.
>She just wants to see how flustered he gets when he sees the swimsuit she picked out especially for him.
>He wants to go on all the thrilling slides together.
>Turns out shes terrified of thrill rides and clings to him every time there's a drop or tight turn.
>He's loving every moment of the thrills, the de-smugness, and the close contact.
Sounds like a great place for a date. Just wish the indoor one here was bigger and had more variety...

>> No.17989911

>>17989879
So the image of a busty kikimora chained to a wall, dressed in a latex suit with the front unzipped, exposing her massive milky-white tits which are covered in chocolate sauce would be unattractive to you?

>> No.17989914

>>17989899
In high school, I spent my summers giving airbrush tattoos at a waterpark. Fun job, but boy howdy I’m imagining having a line of babealicious Monstergirls all wanting hearts and such in very questionable places. Hot damn.

>> No.17989917

>>17989911
Not unattractive but kind of creepy. If i popped a bone it would be a fear one.

>> No.17989918

>>17989892
She'd just like to hum along with the songs anon, it's not like she'd try to be some snooty elitist or anything.

>>17989895
She'd try her hardest as that's something she'd probably be very self-conscious about, and I'd make sure to help her practice a lot so she can use her instincts to her advantage instead of being afriad of them.

>> No.17989919

Do monster girls cast a lewd light on normal things, or do they cast a normal light on lewd things?

>> No.17989922
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17989922

Is there no end to the horrors wrought by these mechanical nightmares?

>> No.17989924

>>17989919
Yes.

>> No.17989929
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17989929

>>17989922
Could a 4th dimensional romba defeat a cheshire?

>> No.17989933

>>17989922
Poor sadako-ghost-chan. She worked up so much courage to come out only to be thwarted by that evil, stupid, FUCKING CYKA BLYAT- ahem, that dumb machine.
Won’t you throw away yours, Anon?

>> No.17989934

>>17989862
What? I didn't read his stuff if he has any because I barely read anything mge related, i juts know him from the pics and the memes. What is his non tread approved fetish? Will I regret asking?

>> No.17989936

>>17989934
Oh sweet, innocent anon.

>> No.17989940

>>17989929
>Cheshire glaring over a couch as a roomba zips along the floor

Not so smug now is she?

>> No.17989943

>>17989940
Roomba sounds like the name of a perky Brazilian Automaton.

>> No.17989947

>>17989943
>That low, frightening 'huehuehue' as she spies upon you

>> No.17989949

>>17989934
I think he talked about it a thread or two ago.

>> No.17989950

>>17989857
>They just behave as cool big sisters and teach you all about knighthood and UNDYING LOYALTY TO THE DEMON LORD

>> No.17989986

>>17989683
Yao has big meaty paws because she doesn't even try subtlety.
Your dick, her butt, no questions.

>> No.17989992

Remember that you can do what you want with/to a P'Orc if you beat her in battle

>> No.17989997

I want a Pharaoh to use her power to play with me.

Then reveal she wasn't using it at all, she's just that good at making me do things.

>> No.17990012

>>17989997
That charisma

>> No.17990017

>>17989997
I want a loli pharaoh to order me to bring her sweets with her voice

>> No.17990018
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17990018

Which would you prefer:

Salamander and Hellpup taking you out back and shooting birds with pelletguns?
Or
Making snowmen with Yuki, Yeti, and Wendigo?

>> No.17990020

>"New commission from aweye"
>"Wow, I lost a fucking comm slot to Furry porn...at least he burned through this one fast. Fucker better open comms during the beginning of 2018."
>"I'm glad this person is getting more diaper art of their monster girl momfu/daughterfu. Seems like a cool dude."

KDF, I think we need to have a talk.

>> No.17990023

>>17990012
HUGE charisma.
>>17990017
I prefer cake pharaohs.

>> No.17990033

>>17990023
Cakes are involved, we're just giving them cake!

>> No.17990038

>>17990020
Oh god dammit.
>that got posted
It definitely wasn't me anon, I don't post stuff with that subject matter anywhere anymore..

>> No.17990040

>>17990033
Yes but I want the Pharaoh to be taller than me with big boobs. You keep Pharaohs in your way and I will keep them in mine.

>> No.17990044

>>17990040
That's fine.
Fat loli pharoah ass can be all mine

>> No.17990048

>>17990017
>You brought her dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate
>She orders you to be her footstool until she finishes her snack time

>> No.17990052

>>17990020
Do you people just lurk in diaperfag communities just to shit on KDF? Because that's what it looks like.

>> No.17990057

>>17990048
How would desert girls react to being "hot chocolate"?

>> No.17990058

>>17990052
That's actually a pretty hilarious thought.

>> No.17990060

>>17990048
Could be worse
At least I can watch whatever she's watching

>> No.17990064

>>17990020
Hahaha

>> No.17990068

>>17990057
Like telling a Succubus she's beautiful. I think they take pride in their brown skin.

>> No.17990072

>>17990058
I don't know anon, It's kind of creepy to have someone so obsessed following your every move.

>> No.17990074

>>17990068
Or be confused because they've never heard of this "Cho-co-late"?

>> No.17990084

>>17990068
How awesome would a desert Succubus be?

>> No.17990114

>>17990084
Chocolate skinned desert raiders with veils

>> No.17990117

>>17990057
"Chocolate" and "brown sugar" feel like things you would use in dirty talk to a loli anubis, while she bounces on your dick in the reverse sitting cowgirl position.

>> No.17990130

>>17990117
What the fuck kind of sex are you having? Were you in the middle of baking cookies and suddenly popped a boner?

you gonna pop a bun in her oven or something?

>> No.17990156
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17990156

>Shopping in a Tanuki trinket and antiquities store
>Rape whistle for sale
>Iknowthismeme
>Ask about it anyways for giggles and shits
>She merely frowns at it and tells you it calls for people to come protect you in case of "stranger danger"
>Oh shit, it's an ACTUAL rape whistle
>Buy it because, yeah, this is actually an antique
>Expensive as shit but you doubt you'll ever see something like this again
>Take a shortcut through MGC park walking home at just past sundown
>Drunk oni stumbles out of the brush
>Stutters something along the lines of her looking better with your pants off, and then stops to contemplate wtf she just said
>Thankfully you just so happened to just pass one of the few order police stations in the city near the park entrance
>Pull at the whistle and let her rip long and loud as you possibly can
>No sound
>That money grubber sold you a faulty whistle
>Oni starts walking toward you again
>Starts telling you you're gonna need those lips warmed up when she's suddenly tackled to the ground
>Police hellwan out of goddamn nowhere
>At least five more jump her and pile on the hurt, shouting about being in the wrong territory
>Start laughing out loud and proclaim you can't believe that actually worked
>They all stop and look at you
>Realize none of them are wearing police uniforms
>All of them look THIRSTY
>His smile and optimism... gone.
>Howls and moans fill the night air as the Tanuki pulls out another dog whistle box from storage
>Chuckles about how the hellhounds are singlehandedly keeping her in business as she restocks the "rape whistle" display

Never trust a huckster in MGC.

>> No.17990173
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17990173

>>17990156
>He thought the whistle works!

>> No.17990174

>>17990114
Perfect.

>> No.17990178

>>17990130
Loli anubis in a white naked apron does sound good.

>> No.17990201
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17990201

>>17990018
Snowmen with the lonely girls

>> No.17990209

>>17990156
>Walk near a shota
>Whistle near him and run away
>Watch as you just broke his hopes and dreams

>> No.17990220

>>17990174
It is until they have you in chains and use you for relief

>> No.17990221

>>17990209
Hi Satan.

>> No.17990222

>>17990209

You just invented the hottest new Chesire prank.
"Ding, Dong, Bitch."

>> No.17990242

>>17990201
Good choice.

>> No.17990253

>>17990156
>His smile and optimism... here to stay.
FTFY

>> No.17990260
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17990260

>>17990220
>a group of thick tanned Succuknights will never snusnu you

>> No.17990261

>>17990209
>Shota now protected by a pack of horny delinquent hellhounds
He won. They’re his new Stand, [Werewolves in London]!

>> No.17990265

>>17990260
The local Sultana's royal guard?
Could be good

>> No.17990268 [DELETED] 

Cursed sword.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66166596

>> No.17990270

>>17990260
Right in left's outfit > either

>> No.17990272

>>17989914
You'd probably make a killing in tips, if you were allowed to be tipped. Let's hope your significant other isn't the jealous type if you're getting special requests.

>> No.17990275

>>17990261
>[Werewolves in London]!
Goddammit that’s good. All five of them pop up and do the howl from the song behind Shotanon and that’s their pose. It’s fucking perfect.

>> No.17990277
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17990277

>>17990268
I like this artists Pearbat.

>> No.17990286

>>17990270
Forfeiting the side-slits long skirt is unforgivable

>> No.17990290

>>17990275
Anon thought he tortured the poor shota and he did at first, but now that his pelvis is healed he has become a hero of justice.

>> No.17990294

>>17990072
>It's kind of funny to have someone so obsessed following your every move.
Fixed. I find it more hilarious that KDF is to easy to find in diaper communities.

>> No.17990315
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17990315

>>17990275
They'll never beat my Stand, [Brick House]!

>> No.17990324

>Girl gets infected with slow acting corruption
>Negative feelings cause spots of discolored skin to appear all over her body
>The spots are very sensitive and are uncomfortable unless they are being touched(with direct skin contact) by somebody else
>Her big brother lets her cuddle with him for comfort to keep the corruption from consuming her
>Also lots of cheek rubs
>Things become tricky when the spots appear in more problematic places
>First around the neck, which doesn't seem that bad, but they turn out to be magnitudes more sensitive than any previous locations
>Then around the thighs and butt, nearly causing the corruption get out of control because of her brother's hesitation
>Then the girl's tongue bore the corruption, filling her with such discomfort that she forced a kiss upon her brother before he could understand what was happening
>Finally, it appeared inside her body, where there was only one way to reach it. At this point, it was impossible to tell if the girl had any human left in her
>Several months pass and the girl hasn't shown any signs of corruption in that time because now she carries a piece of her brother inside her
I couldn't be assed to write a real story.

>> No.17990347
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17990347

I want to bully a shy girl with a lewd body by making her doing increasingly erotic stuff.

>> No.17990353

>>17990347
Yes. Yes to fucking all of that.
What would you do to that lewdpure little honeypot of a tanuki, anon?

>> No.17990357
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17990357

>>17990156
I need to get myself one of these whistles

>> No.17990396

>>17990347
I don't know if I want to grope that tanuki's middles or hips first.
Watching her fidget and stammer while I do so would be fantastic

>> No.17990401

>>17990396
>"Nyooo... a-anon, you're b-bullying me!"
>As she says this, you can literally feel the heat rising in her nethers and her body shudder under your groping, squishing grasp

>> No.17990411

>>17990401
Oh lordy.
I just want to pull her tighter against my and continue my fondling, maybe inspecting her chest in the process

>> No.17990415

>>17990353
>bullying your tanuki classmate
>force her to eat lunch with you on the roof so you can grope her all over as much as you like
>have her start packing thick sausages, bananas, and cucumbers in her lunch to eat in a lewd manner
>have her swap out her usual cutesy bra and raccoon print panties for crotchless panties and heart-shaped pasties that just barely cover her inverted nipples
>keep her afterschool when everyone else is gone and have her walk down the halls with you, hand in hand, with her lewd body completely exposed
>she always tells you she hates this stuff, but her drooling snatch and diamond hard nipples beg to differ
I'd also whop her with my wad of mone, but you can do that to any tanuki

>> No.17990420

>>17990415
>>17990401
>>17990347
I have a MIGHTY NEED

>> No.17990422

>>17986694
1 Kraken
1 Shoggoth
3 Mindflayer
3 Tentacle
3 Troll
6 Roper
6 Sandworm
8 Hellhound
9 Scylla
9 Sea Slime

Did I select tie too many times or something? How can one chose between a Shoggoth and a Mindflayer, exactly?

>> No.17990431

>>17990415
God damn. I want to have her lay down during lunch on the roof so I can pull her skirt up and bully her thick thighs and fat ass, and if she whines too much just shove more sausage in her mouth.
Fuck me that's hot.

>> No.17990441

>>17990401
Getting a tubby tanuki like that to go 'Nyoooo!' is a precious goal that must be obtained

>> No.17990451

>>17990411
>>17990415
>Fondling her tits aggressively, dipping your fingers under her blouse and sticking them in her inverted nipples
>"God you're one meaty bitch, you know that?"
>She sniffles a bit and her eyes water, but she shamefully grinds her hips a bit harder against you as she does so
>"Seriously, you're like a fucking meat-sac overflowing from its packaging"
>She openly whimpers in shame, but now her hips are bouncing against yours aggressively
>"S-st-sto-"
>"You don't want me to stop. You like hearing what a thick, slutty body you have. Your body won't lie even if you try to. Deep down, you just want your fat tits and naughty ass slapped and pinched, don't you?"
>"N-N-n-"
>She's drooling as you stick a finger to hook in her mouth and start grinding against her ass as well
>"Don't deny it. Say it. You like being called a meaty bitch, don't you?"
>She's lost all form of speech and is now openly sucking on your fingers in a haze, eyes glossed over, pussy drenched and her other hand timidly pulling your other hand deeper into her breast

How to train your Nuki classmate.

>> No.17990457

>>17990451
Adorable.
Would buy a bunch of sweets and big meals while calling her a naughty little thing
Gonna brush her tail

>> No.17990467

>>17990457
I'd make her strip for me in the science lab after hours and throw dollar bills at her if she gets too embarrassed to keep going. I'd promise her I'd buy her her favorite P'Orker's burger too if she goes all the way.

>> No.17990472

>>17990467
Would be perfect, although I'd sweeten the deal to a one on one meal with me where I buy her a P'Orcers "Warmaster Double Meat Burger Combo' For her.

WITH the cherry pie piece

>> No.17990474

>>17990467
Better idea.
>Take her to P'Orker's
>Get the biggest burger there for her to which she tries to hide her excitement in eating
>Ask the waitress for it to go, Tanuki is confused
>Tell her she'll see when you get back to your place
>Finally get home, take out the burger, and hold it in front of her
>Tell her she gets to eat it all free of charge
>Except, as long as she's still eating it, you get to do whatever you want to her body
>Anything
>She agrees because of course she does when you shove it in her face, and you get to work going down to eat her plump pussy out
>ten minutes in you look up and see she's only taken one or two bites and is blushing furiously at you noticing that fact
>naughty, naughty Nuki

>> No.17990479

>>17990472
>WITH the cherry pie piece
We got a real high roller here. She'd get little heartpupils knowing you're shelling out for the extras.

>> No.17990490

>>17990479
Well, she better eat it all, they don't like folks wasting food at P'Orcers

And if she lets me keep feeling her up at school, there will be more in the future.

>> No.17990520

I wanna make sure this Tanuki doesn't get the right size of school clothes so others get to see her struggle to pull her skirt down to cover her panties-devouring ass.

>> No.17990529

Bottom heavy redhead trolls are for ___________.

>> No.17990532

>>17990520
>"A-Anon, you're sure you can't see my p-p-p-"
>"Yeah, yeah, you're fine babe. Stop pullin' it down so much, it fits you like a glove"
>"L-like a glove? Anon, you said it was loose on me!"
>"Yeah, well, what're you gonna do. C'mon, lets hurry up so I make sure I'm sittin behind you"

>> No.17990534

>>17990472
>Warmaster tier food is intended for bigger species, like minos or dragons, that have large appetites or girls who have lots of muscles to feed, along with girls that are 'bulkan', as the /fit/ term goes
>Little tanuki eats it all up every time, even if she struggles a bit at the end.
>P'Orc waitress always gives a little giggle and congratulates the tanuki every time she finishes it.
>"It's packed full of nutrients so it'll help you keep those kids you're carrying well fed!"
>Tanuki just keeps hiding herself in her tail every time she says that

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>>17990529
Prone boning and facesitting you.

>> No.17990539

>>17990534
God damn.
I wanna discreetly finger her under the table as she's eating it as a reward.

>> No.17990541

>>17990538
Cute redcap

>> No.17990547

>>17990534
I bet this Tanuki can suck a mean dick when she's forced to

>> No.17990548
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>tfw really want to buy corn now

A guess a Uno Corn would be good too.

>> No.17990555

>>17990539
>As she's eating, she keeps letting out these really loud moans thanks to your fingers
>She's only halfway through her burger when a second, equally big one gets put down next to it.
>You both stop just long enough for the smiling P'Orc waitress to tell her its 'on the house.'
>"You were loving that burger so much that I just couldn't help but give you a second one. Be sure to finish it up and have a good day!"
>Tanuki starts pouting at the new burger while you, grinning like a devil, return to fingering her

>>17990547
Silly anon.
Why would she need to be forced?

>> No.17990562

>>17990555
I'd whisper in he ear that she better finish it all and still have room for my cock that she's getting in her lewd holes as soon as we get home.

>> No.17990566

>>17990562
She probably would because she can't say no.
But you better give her tummy rubs later when she has a sore stomach

>> No.17990571

So, I just discovered /monster/, after hearing about it from here, often in reference to it being a degenerate cesspool. A lot of the content seems cringy, but there seems to be some good stuff peppered here and there? Am I missing something? Or is it not as bad as it's been made out to be?

>> No.17990583

>>17990566
Of course. All while kissing her neck and soothing her down after a fun day.

>> No.17990597

>>17990571
Tribalism + the signature 4chan overreacting

>> No.17990601

>>17990597
This to a T.

>> No.17990604

>>17990583
Good man.
She's a sweet tanuki and she's going to be doing a little moaning due to those filling burgers.

Plus side, you can tease her more when all those burgers go right to her rear and thighs, along with a bit about the middle

>> No.17990606

>>17990566
>someone posts about shy girl sexy body gap moe
>a small post chain later
>fee/d/ers turn it into fatfaggotry

>> No.17990611 [DELETED] 

>Future you goes back in time along with the future version of your waifu.
>Is it NTR if you swap?

>> No.17990615

>>17990548
Translators not doing their job again.

>> No.17990616 [DELETED] 

>>17990611
Technically yes.

>> No.17990626 [DELETED] 

>>17990616
Would you be okay with wife swapping with your future self though?

>> No.17990628

>>17990534
>P’Orkers makes a Winterstown restaurant
>it shuts down after the ‘Wendigo Wednesday’ fiasco

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>>17990626
No.

>> No.17990638 [DELETED] 

>>17990626
No, fuck off.

>> No.17990644 [DELETED] 

>>17990626
It's not your future self it's you from an alternative timeline that is in the future. So no and fuck off

>> No.17990648

>Young kitsune brings her crush home for the first time
>Goes to get drinks
>Comes back and her single mom is trying to poach her date.

>> No.17990649 [DELETED] 

>>17990644
Wait, what?

>> No.17990650

>>17990628
>reason for closure isn't due to the lack of business, but the fact that there was no way they could supply meat in a fast enough manner

>> No.17990653

Fox automatons.

>> No.17990655 [DELETED] 

>>17990626
>>17990611
I thought cuckoldry was only if someone else was banging your wife?
Isn't partner swapping with someone just group sex?

>> No.17990658 [DELETED] 

>>17990655
Partner swapping is letting someone else fuck your wife you dumb nigger.

>> No.17990659

And the tread went to shit...

>> No.17990671 [DELETED] 

>>17990658
But your fucking the other guys partner so it cancels it out and makes it just group sex

>> No.17990678

>>17990659
I vote we go back to the tanuki talk.
It's still better than this

I bet that tanuki looks cute in her dress

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>>17990678
agreed.

>> No.17990682 [DELETED] 

>>17990626
Uh, I guess it doesn't matter, but why?

>> No.17990685

Deadpan girl who speaks lewdly and a genki girl who acts lewdly
OR
Genki girl who speaks lewdly and deadpan girl who acts lewdly

>> No.17990692

>>17990680
Dune Coons raise the bar
But this one?

>Red dress that hugs her hips and rear
>A diamond necklace that rests on her chest
>Heels that make make her only slightly shorter than you
>Still has her glasses on

Too cute

>>17990685
The former

>> No.17990695

What girls hate being teased about being short?

>> No.17990701

>>17990695
Jinkos, minotaurs, salamanders, vampires, dragons, and haughty/martially minded girls would be upset by it

>> No.17990720

>>17990701
>Tease a hinezumi about being short
>Just put a hand on her forehead and she can't reach you.

>> No.17990722

>>17990720
Honestly, I would love a hinezumi.
She has the fighter mentality and a small, snuggly package.

Would go well with the other mice by being the fit/muscled one out of the harem

>> No.17990726

>>17990720
That seems like a great way to get judo thrown to the ground.

>> No.17990747

>>17990726
Just hug her if she trys to throw you you're bigger than her

>> No.17990753

>>17990747
I would happily pick up a hinezumi and sit her in my lap

>> No.17990757

Which mamono would make best chiropractor

>> No.17990764

>>17990685
Can I get a deadpan girl who speaks nicely and a genki girl who acts nicely?
Please, I just want a friend.

>> No.17990771

>>17990764
I want a genki deadpan girl.

>> No.17990782

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that ushi-oni aren't all dumb brutes.
Some spend their off-time reading scrolls of power with even a few more learning simple spells.

Truly these spiders are fearsome beyond belief

>> No.17990786

>>17990771
How would that work?

>> No.17990787

>>17990786
Her voice is deadpan but her look and actions will carry more energy than you think.

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>>17990648
Let's be honest, she should have known better. Bringing home a man that she hasn't fucked once is just asking for her single mom to pounce on her new dad.

>> No.17990792

>>17990789
Anon that's a man.
The artist draws shemales. You can even see the adam's apple.

>> No.17990796

>>17990786
Renge from Non Non Biyori

>> No.17990804

>>17990764
What monstergirl would you want as a friend?

>> No.17990805

Does this song describe what it feels like to be hunted by a monster girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5IUyg9whQ

>> No.17990821

>>17990792
He knows, that's why he posted it.

>> No.17990828

>>17990805
It'd be nice to have a redcap banging on the door. They seem such earnest girls.

>> No.17990836

>>17990782
She won't need much more than "Charm", "Dispel Illusion" and "Major Prolong Erection".

>> No.17990839

>>17990836
Hey, Prestidigitation is useful as shit when you live in a cave.

>> No.17990842

Do monster girls every stop being fertile or, in exchange for having a low fertility rate, are they fertile for the rest of their lives?

>> No.17990844

>>17990839
They have far better ways of entertaining themselves.

>> No.17990850

>>17990844
Entertaining?
Anon, you can use that to flavor water, clean yourself up, and a wide variety of other things aside from minor parlor tricks.

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>people ITT unironically liking shoggoths

>> No.17990855
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>> No.17990864

>>17990851
>wasting an image on new-gen
frogposting
There are starving kids in Africa who could’ve had that image, you fucking heathen.

>> No.17990865

>>17990851
kill yourself.

>> No.17990866

>>17990851
Kill yourself

>> No.17990867

How weird is it to have a fetish for doing consenting non-sexual things to a girl in her sleep?

>> No.17990870

>>17990855
Whorese

>> No.17990873

>>17990867
There's nothing wrong with brushing a jinkos hair while she sleeps

>> No.17990875

>>17990804
I'd like to have a kuu friend like a Cupid or Lich because I'd like to have someone who genuinely enjoys my company and who we can have a nice, low key day together.
Then again, anything would work.

>> No.17990876

>>17990855
I hope this gets translated when it releases.

>> No.17990880

>>17990851
Kill yourself.

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>>17990880
>>17990864
>>17990865
>>17990866
>frog posting
>when the picture in question isn't even a frog picture

dum......duuum

oooooohh

ooooooooooooooooo
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>17990789
>Try to date cute boy from school
>1 "meeting the parent" later hes your dad now
Gotta be quicker.

>> No.17990891

>>17990883
Kill yourself

>> No.17990893

>>17990884
I'd rather romance the young one and the old one at the same time this happened...although that does beg the question.

Would the older monster have her life extended to even up with the younger members?

>> No.17990896

>>17990891
Anon, don't reply, simply report.
We go through this everytime.

>> No.17990907

Should monster lolis be forbidden from getting pleasure runes?

>> No.17990910

>>17990884
>Gotta be quicker
>young fox dating young boy from school -> boyfriend stolen by old fox
>young fox dating adult man -> boyfriend is immune to hag's charm attempts
We can clearly see what the superior type of pairing is.

>> No.17990911

>>17990907
Depends.
Legal lolis could do what they want.

Actual lolis would probably have it be up to their parents.

>> No.17990915

>>17990884

>tfw foxy granny will never be real

Adversity and existence are one and the same.

>> No.17990921
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why can't I pass?

>> No.17990926

>>17990921
you havent thrown ice cubes at her yet

>> No.17990927

>>17990921
Because you don't have enough badges to tame her. Also because you need to know HM04.

>> No.17990928

>>17990842
Wouldn't make much sense to live for thousands for years if you're only fertile for a small part of it.

>> No.17990932

>>17990907
They shouldn't need them anyway. A normal insertion is a large insertion when the girl is small.

>> No.17990934

>>17990921
Word of Anon's prowess with his 'sword' spreads fast!

>> No.17990938
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Aah! Succuvirus!

>> No.17990941

>>17990921
You forgot the pay troll toll.

>> No.17990942

>>17990915

There can be no hope in this hell...no hope at all.

>> No.17990946

>>17990921
It's hardly fair combat with her hips being so appealing and distracting.

>> No.17990951

>>17990938
But I already have a girlfriend! Will she just be my perverted wingwoman and help me upgrade from boyfriend to husbando?

>> No.17990953

>>17990946
Just go into a fight without pants on. Then you'll both be equally distracted.

>> No.17990954

Is there any mention of localized pleasure runes that only affect the area they are tattooed on? To create "weak points" if you will.

>> No.17990965

>>17990954
Do they not do that?

>> No.17990969

>>17990938
Stop posting this shitty OELVN

>> No.17990972

>>17990942
Many fall in the face of chaos; but not this one, not today.

>> No.17990980

>>17990965
No, they just amplify everything according to the page I just read.

>> No.17990984

>>17990969
Stop posting this shitty acronym

>> No.17990998

>>17990938
>>17990984
Fuck off back to /ddlc/ already, that isn't even a monstergirl

>> No.17991019

>>17990998
I never played that game but its essentially that one episode from gravity falls with the living yandere computer virus girl?
And she bullys another girl into hanging herself?

>> No.17991026

>>17991019
Basically. It's a good short game if you want to spook yourself a bit.

>> No.17991034

>>17991019
She also stacks a girl's manga in the top shelf of a closet to bully her and makes a third girl go nuts until she stabs herself to death.

She also jokes about them dying. Out of the four girls she claims to be the most "real" of them, which apparently means she's the closest out of all of them to being 3DPD.

>> No.17991054

>>17991034
>harmless bullying
>encouraging someone to commit suicide till they do it
>mindbreaking someone into viciously killing themselves then joking about it
woah thats ones hell of a slippery slope.

>> No.17991059

>>17991054
Bullies forcibly removed when

>> No.17991060
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>>17990980
It'd be interesting if that alternative existed, though. Rather than just her entire body feeling good, that single point gets a stronger reaction.
>Fool around with a succubus
>She strips down, revealing the patchwork of runes etched across her body
>She specially modified them to grant more intense pleasure in a localized area
>'Go on. Play with them a little.'
>You gently prod one mark on her thigh
>It glows a dull red where you touched it, and you feel her shudder
>'Mmmm. Again.'
>You press again. The runes glowing like coals as she bites back a small gasp
>You slowly drag your finger across her skin, tracing the lines of the intricate brands
>It flares up wherever you touch it, slowly fading to black as you move away
>Around her thigh, across her back, up to her neck and over the shoulder
>Her body quivers as you play with her, desire beginning to burn in her amber eyes
>You pull your hands away from her, but before she can protest, your tongue meets her runes
>Her eyes snap wide open, and she audibly moans
>Your tongue drags across her silky skin, amplifying her enjoyment even more
>Down across her chest, exploring every inch of her bountiful breasts, teasing her erect nipples
>Down her toned stomach, slowly swirling in towards her naval
>And then you reach the nexus point, the part of her body where all the runes converge
>You stop just short looking back up to her
>Her breathing has become ragged, and she's biting her lip in barely restrained lust
>Her eyes meet yours, begging you to go all the way, to give her the sweet release that you've built her up to
>Without a word, you dive back in, all too happy to fulfill her request

>> No.17991075

>>17991060
What would be fun is to bite onto a girl's neck rune and vigorously lick it until they black out.

>> No.17991077

>>17991060
I want to put a pleasure rune on the back of a Ghouls throat.

>> No.17991083
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>be hunter anon, innawoods
>you're enjoying the peacefulness of the forest before you're startled by shouting off in the distance
>"It sure is a good thing I'm all alone here in these woods! Far away from anyone!"
>you peer around a tree to see a scantily clad elf walking through the trees
>after a moment of looking around to see if anyone is there, she continues
>"Yep far away from someone who might want to bend me over this stump and breed me like a fucking pig, and definitely far from anyone who could save me if that happened!"
>she pauses to look around again, this time looking a little more hopeful that there might be someone nearby
>"I would totally become a cock-addicted slut-bitch to the first man who shoved his dick in me! That's why I think I'll spend all day right here! That way I won't encounter any men on Seed Planting day... the one day a year when elves are crazy fertile and only need a drop of semen to get pregnant... which is today..."
>she plops down on the stump and spreads her legs, then after a few moments of waiting, slumps over looking depressed

>> No.17991085

>>17991077
Best place for localized pleasure runes is around the base of the fingers.

>> No.17991101

>>17991083
She's probably one of those wood elves. Better keep your distance.

>> No.17991103

>>17991083
the next step is to play dumb and be oblivious to all her less than subtle advances until she loses it and pounces you

>> No.17991104

>>17991103
This. Make her work for it.

>> No.17991112

>>17991077
Don't neglect the tongue.

>> No.17991137

>>17991101
What's wrong with the wood elves?

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>>17991137
>What's wrong with the wood elves?

>> No.17991146

>>17991103
>"Damnit! Isn't there a single man who wants to rape me and turn me into his living cocksleeve?!"
>she rips off what little clothing she has on
>"Isn't there someone who wants to see my belly swollen with a whole brood of bastard children?! Doesn't anyone want to find out just how many loads they can stuff into my tight holes before I hit the absolute limit?! No man who wants to reshape my body as he pleases to make me into the perfect sex toy?!"
>she looks around again, still not noticing you behind the tree
>she slumps over again, and this time you can hear faint sobbing
>"Doesn't anyone want me?"

>> No.17991153

>>17990757
Ushi-Oni

>> No.17991157

>>17991142
I don't see what's wrong about this.

>> No.17991160

>>17991146
How would she respond to gentle love-making as opposed to violent breeding?

>> No.17991162

>>17991103
This is the correct way to handle elves. Trust me, I'm a professional.

>> No.17991163

>>17991146
time to skip the bullying and tenderly heal her and take her on cute dates followed by >>17991160

>> No.17991168

>>17991146
>Depressed monstergirls
I wasn't prepared for this.

>> No.17991178

>>17991168
Don't fall for vixens crocodile tears.

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>>17991146
>>17991142
>>17991137
>>17991083
God damn i hate elves, foul temptresses.

>> No.17991224

>>17989830
Too bad.

>> No.17991274

I want to put my Kiki maid in a sack!

>> No.17991287

Couple threads back there was this idea of a bunch of evil girls ruling over the land each with their own territory, would people be interested in reading about what a diplomatic meeting between such ladies would be like?

>> No.17991288

>>17991274
I want mine to rub my sack.

>> No.17991294

>>17991274
>>17991288
Do NOT sack the maid, in any way shape or form.

>> No.17991301

>>17991294
the maid typing the credits have been sacked
also, moose

>> No.17991305

>>17991287
We already know that it'd be pink, frilly and filled with cute things.

>> No.17991317

>>17991294
I'm suddenly picturing a situation where we're forced to share a sleeping bag for some unorthodox reason.

>> No.17991332

How do Anubises keep their schedules? Would they use stone tablets, or would they use those pretty pink planners, or would they use something formal.

For Christmas, would a wristwatch make for a good gift for one?

How would an Anubis react if you pronounced it shed-ual?

I think I need one. She would make sure I don't get this sleep deprived and drunk after burning out on a project. If she was real ;_;

>> No.17991336

>>17991287
I'm writing a story about a girl ruling a land, who is not so much evil as ruthless. It's about her making hard choices, and wishing she wasn't all alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUjayqeu8SA

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>>17991294
What if I had my maid join me in the sack?

>> No.17991367

>>17991332
An Anubis has an inner clock that's more accurate than any made my man. That is why she never oversleeps.
>>17991336
That sounds heavy, I was just thinking of a bunch of powerful Monsters messing with human emissaries and making paladins uncomfortable with public shows of affection to their "captive" husbands.

>> No.17991370

>>17991363
No sacks.

>> No.17991379

>>17991370
What about snacks?

>> No.17991381

Lamias seem to be slipping in my top ten. Anyone got a story including a description of what it's like to get wrapped up in their tails?

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>>17991332
>How do Anubises keep their schedules?
Very carefully. But seriously, stone/clay wouldn't be ideal since changes on the fly might need to be made, so a notebook or scroll would work best.
>For Christmas, would a wristwatch make for a good gift for one?
If you want her fur to get ripped out, sure. Get her a handful of books, and some jewelry instead. Maybe a promise of a night of body worship, too?
>How would an Anubis react if you pronounced it shed-ual?
She would strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger the rules of pronunciation.

>> No.17991420

>>17991389
Why does this image always make me think she's going to grab that anon and force him to eat her out?
>"If you're going to overwork your mouth so much, then do something useful with it."
>W-wha-
>"Lick."
>Bu-
>"I said, LICK! There we go, this is how it should be. If you do well, you may have the honor of being my private breeding partner, slave. Don't disappoint me."

>> No.17991424

>>17991146
That’s sad to hear her say, I think I should befriend her. I want to help her understand just how great and how loved she is, for qualities like her personality. I’ll be the one who she can trust and lean on in tough times, for I hope to give her a reason to smile for the first time in her life.

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Watch out for clumsy airhead winter foxes, bumping into one would result in you spending Christmas with her.

>> No.17991437

>>17991424
But anon, that's a good way for her to spend time in your house playing games with you, eating meals with you and in the dead of night while you can't stop her realizing she can't rape you in your sleep because she's fallen completely in love with you!

>> No.17991438

>>17991430
Do I have to spend the ENTIRE Christmas season with her? What if I want to spend the rest of my life with her?

>> No.17991454

So with the royal wedding in england coming up, how would monsters celebrate the weddings of MG royalty?

>> No.17991461

>>17991430
What if you bump into her headlights?

>> No.17991463

>>17991430
>You'll never be a Gaijin lost in a rural Zipangu village in the winter.
>You'll never run headlong into the smug ditz of an Ojou-sama that is the local Kitsune shrine's heiress.
>She'll never wrap her long luxurious tails around you as she pushes your head between her enormous milkbags and asks what a cute foreigner like you is doing out and about at this time of day.
>You'll never try to back off and excuse yourself only to be forced back between the valley of her breasts by her twin sister, whose equally enormous jugs press against the back of your head.
>They'll never giggle lewdly as they drag you up to her manor for what they calls "forced fun-time" for the rest of the night.
>You'll never wake up pinned between the marvelous asses those lewd fox sister with your dick stuck between their tits.
>You'll never come to terms with being their husband from now on as they drag you to their mother to introduce you to her.

>> No.17991465

>>17991463
>Kitsune shrine's heiress.
>Shrine
>Heiress
That is fucking stupid.

>> No.17991466

>>17991454
Parades, food, fireworks, and after it's all said and done and everyone's gone home, extremely long lasting sex.

>> No.17991467

>>17991465
Her mother's the shrine's patron deity, what the fuck do you want? Just enjoy being raped by Ojou-sama foxes.

>> No.17991470

>>17991454
Who's getting married?

>> No.17991477

>>17991437
That’s great to hear, for I have also fallen completely in love with her and I’m honored that she to give al of her love. I’m going to keep learning about her, for at night I will hold in a loving embrace so she may never feel unloved or sad. Nothing would make me happier than being her lover and life long companion.

>> No.17991489

>>17991470
Prince harry, Grand son to the queen and if memory serves right, 5th in line for the british throne

>> No.17991495

>>17991489
Okay two questions.
1.What do the royals actually do outside of being a tourist thing?
2.I thought he was third in line?

>> No.17991500
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>>17991454
They'd break out their whips, gags, ropes, chocolate pudding, and so on. As is tradition.

>> No.17991503

>>17991500
I have an urge to stain that dress white

>> No.17991504

>>17991500
I understood that reference.

>> No.17991507

>>17991287
Well I'm going to write one today.
>A dragon, a paladin, a wizard, a dark elf and x walk into a bar
Name the x for me so I'll know who's partaking.

>> No.17991512

>>17991495
1. No clue, just like japans emperor I have no idea how far his actual running of the country goes
2.Harrys older brother william has had a son and a daughter, with him being crown prince his kids get to be in front of harry.

>> No.17991518

>>17991512
>Look up the British line of succession out of curious boredom
>The 56th in line to the throne is called Zenouska Mowatt
I want more royals with out of place names

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>>17991518
Wouldn't that be the case if any of us married a higher up monster?
I mean picture it
>"Now presenting Evelynia correlstone, dragon queen of the southern wastes, and her husband..."
>"Jeffery philips,,, from new york"

>> No.17991566

>>17991495
I only know that the Queen of England has last call veto power on any laws made and passed by parliament, but that power isn't used very often.

>> No.17991585

>>17990441
All you have to do is cuddle that nuki like there's no tomorrow, feeling all the soft and squishy goodness and telling her how perfect she is

>> No.17991606

>>17991536
Doesnt matter, got dragon wife
Also cant unthink this jeffery getting stage fright and saying "my name is jeff" like that meme

>> No.17991609

When you think of christmas morning, opening presents near the tree, which mg do you see, and what's her present to you?

>> No.17991622

>>17991536
I wonder how they met
>Young Dragon princess goes visits a human town with her parents
>They are here to sign a treaty on the rights to mine a nearby mountain
>The Princess gets bored of the meeting and sneaks out
>She meets a poor boy playing with a stick and a few stones
>She bursts out laughing at how somehow could have fun with such simple items
>He notices her and invites her to play
>She straight up refuses, saying she won't lower herself to peasant activities
>He doesn't care and grabs her by the claw
>After a moment of confusion and fluster she begins playing with him
>During the game he tells her that she looks cute when she smiles
>Right when her parents take her away he promises to play with her again>>17991536

>> No.17991654

>>17991622
Isn'tt this how harem anime works? Then the same will happen to another girl and when they grow up jeff won't remember who he promised to marry.
It's such a dumb plot too.

>> No.17991658

>>17991654
Nah you could all way write it that they remember each other, and do fun romace things before getting married

Or something like having a dragon queen suddenly visit the town and have jeff brought to her
Don't need a harem for that.

>> No.17991662

>>17991654
Just once I would like to see the childhood friend/stalker get megacucked
Like even if the MC has a harem and is actually aware of her feelings, she gets absolutely nothing

>> No.17991674

>>17991662
That would probably be one of those stores where a guy gets a bunch of monsters
hell, go a bit further and say that CF human can't get monsterised because reasons
Probably have a bittersweet ending where she does find love with some guy, just not the MC

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>>17991454
>Come on Anon, let's celebrate the Royal wedding!
>How do they celebrate it? Everybody does exactly what the Royal couple are going to be doing after the wedding. Fucking. I hope you're ready~

>> No.17991717
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>>17991609
An everlasting ice pendant.

>> No.17991726

>>17991695
>Stock prices of bondage equipment companies enjoy a temporary spike in value because of this

>> No.17991736
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Witch and her familiar or Dark Mage and her's?

>> No.17991745

>>17991736
Right. I want to also be her familiar!

>> No.17991751
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>>17991609
My hellhound waifu with a collar to let everybody know I'm hers

>> No.17991754

>>17991736
The dark mages familiar has the thicker tail so I'll go with her.

>> No.17991758

>>17991745
But what if you end as the familiar's familiar?

Also husband of both

>> No.17991768

>>17991609
My dragon daughteru popping out of the present and giving me a hug.

>> No.17991772
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>>17991609

>> No.17991780

>>17991736
>Dark Mage Onee-san and Familiar Imouto
Yes Fucking Please

>> No.17991791
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>>17991609
This

>> No.17991801

>>17991363

If you really focus, you can almost feel your meido's lips. You can almost feel her hot breath. You can almost feel her hands squeezing your shoulders.You can almost feel the flesh of her cheeks pushing back against your fingers.

>> No.17991812

>>17991736
Witch since she's getting no love.

>> No.17991816

>>17991758
That's fine too!

I would think human familiars give mana instead of taking it so that would mean the familiar would both get mana input from her human familiar and dark mage master.

That would make her really strong!

>> No.17991840

>>17991772
Stupid broken condems

>> No.17991848

>>17991840
>He didn't want a litter of heckpups

>> No.17991897

>>17991848
Sounds like that is going to make your life really stressful for a while

cuddling with a sleeping hellhound pile sounds really comfy though

>> No.17991906

>>17991897
It's okay. I don't actually want kids. I'd rather live a stress-free life with my hotdog wife.

>> No.17991927
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17991927

My country turns 100 tomorrow so I'll be celebrating, I'll finish this Thursday. In any case here's the beginnings of a small look at diplomacy between evil girls, wizards and paladins. Also starring Rhea.

https://pastebin.com/874XgTeT

>> No.17991930

>>17991906
I used to be like that too, but thoughts of pregnant waifu and daughterus started filling my mind and after a while I had a daughteru.

>> No.17991956
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ded

>> No.17991962

>>17991956
It's always lime this during the morning. Not even cute waifu can save this dedness.

>> No.17991966

>>17991962
Like*
Though lime isn't that bad.

>>17991927
Also, will read soon and dragons a best.

>> No.17991972

Sabbath fact of the day:
Big breasts don't fit in cute clothes.

>> No.17991979

>>17991972
That doesn't stop them from being cute however.

And Shortstacks/oppai lolis beg to differ!

>> No.17991995

>>17991979
Anything a shortstack or oppai loli wears becomes lewd because of their large racks.
True cuteness can only be attained through small chests.

>> No.17992003

>>17991995
Incorrect, cuteness exists separate from their chest size

>> No.17992007

>>17991585
Would do until she's a squirming, blushing mess

>> No.17992015

>>17991536
To be fair, celopatra married a guy called mark anthony

>> No.17992017

>>17992003
If you had both a loli Succubus wearing comfy winter clothes, and a shortstack Succubus wearing the exact same outfit (same size and all) would you seriously judge that the shortstack is cute even though her big breasts are basically bursting through her attire?
That is nothing but lewd.

>> No.17992019
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>>17992015
Would you make a new name for youself to impress you wife?
Like calling yourself Gabriel Angelos but your real name is Theo or something.

>> No.17992025

>>17992017
Incorrect, I'd say thats cute.

>>17992019
>Gabriel Angelos
Do you take me for a thief?

>> No.17992033

>>17992019
>Gabriel Angelos
Naaaa.

>> No.17992040

>>17992019
What if my name is already something like that? Does that mean I'm cool enough for my waifu?

>> No.17992053

>>17992019
>Gabriel Angelos
Yet ultimately, it was I who set this marriage into motion, with a single blow from my "hammer", Godsplitter.

>> No.17992061

>>17992025
Not him, but why would you be a thief?

>> No.17992064

>>17992019
>Bob Farmer end up married to an Ice Queen
>Her name if Evereta de Frostmont the 7th
>He somehow avoided telling her his name for 2 years
>She finally confronts him about it
>"M-my name is... Huh... Napoleon Bonaparte! "
>She actually believes him and tells all the Glacies about it

>> No.17992065

>>17992019
Theo's a nice name.

>> No.17992077

>>17992019
Would be wierd when my name is revealed to not be iningo montoya

>> No.17992080

>>17992053
I'm going to name my dick Assplitter.
And when the wight asks why, I'll show her.

>> No.17992083

>>17992019
"My name is Ignatius Blackward"

>> No.17992085

>>17992065
Hi Theo.

>> No.17992097

>>17992064
An excited Ice Queen means warmer days, I want an easily surprised Queen who melts in happiness

>> No.17992114

>>17992083
Are you going to name your son Alitster?
>>17992077
Did someone kill your farther?

>> No.17992118

How would a dingle momster react when her sonu brings in his gf and she says.
"You're not the only one he calls mommy."

>> No.17992128

>>17992118
By typing an answer in actual English.

>> No.17992130

>>17992118
She's going to adopt another son or get herself a husband to fuck her silly in order to forget such pain.

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>>17991430
>>17991463
Foxes are great cows.

>> No.17992167

>>17992114
I get both of those references
Also thanks for letting me know somebody else played nightmare creatures.

>> No.17992179

>>17992097
Warm Ice Queens require more attention in bed.

>> No.17992180

>>17992085
My name is not Theo, I just know a guy named Theo.
He gets pissed when media he doesn't like uses his name.
Lke brandish

>> No.17992186

>>17991736
>curvy demon
>curvy dark marge
>separated choices
You're a bad person

>> No.17992194

>>17992180
>Brandish
That's the one with the kid that has yogioh powers and a succubus keeps trying to fuck him right?
did that have an ending?

>> No.17992199

>>17991736
That witch looks jealous.

>> No.17992200

>>17992194
I think so. Haven't read it in a long time

>> No.17992204

>>17992015
> mark anthony

You mean MARCUS ANTONIUS.
He was from the plebian branch of gens Antonia though

>> No.17992208

>>17992019
KARL FRANZ

>> No.17992211

>>17992180
I don't remember any Theos, its a rare name

>> No.17992213
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>>17992208
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT.

>> No.17992227

>>17992155
Inverted nipples are mandatory on cow foxes.

>> No.17992230

>>17992211
Brandish has the MC called Theo.
There is a thing somewhere in the worpress where a guy called Theo fucks his succubus sister or some shit
The MC of that hyper edgy fanfic is also called Theo.
One of the guys on the worpress discord accidently doxed himself as Theo, I forget who.

Thats it as far as I know with monstergirls involved.

>> No.17992233

>>17992204
I forgot that Mark was a localisation
thank you

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>>17992227
And Holstein attire.

>> No.17992269

>>17992208
Anon please, we don’t need the emperor accosted by monster girls

>>17992227
Cow foxes are best foxes

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>>17992194
>>17992230

>> No.17992287

>>17992180
>brandish
>shots turns to man to dom girl
Nope
Dropped

>> No.17992292
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17992292

What did you get your waifu for Christmas?

>> No.17992299

>>17992287
I will note that there is a few chapters where she does get to dom the shota

>> No.17992308

>>17992299
Don't care I hate this bullshit
And it was doing so good before that
Good animated ss stuff is hard to find

>> No.17992313

>>17992292
A new whip.

>> No.17992314

>>17992269
>Anon please, we don’t need the emperor accosted by monster girls

He already got a griffon waifu

>> No.17992320

>>17992155
Foxes are great at everything.

>> No.17992334

>>17992292
I really have no idea of what to give my dragon waifu. I was thinking about a dress with jewels, but I'd want it to be something really special. Maybe I could make a scrunchie or bow for her hair but I was thinking about giving that on her birthday. What do?

>> No.17992337

>>17992320
They aren't good at raping. It's always seduction with them.
I bet they can't deal with dense harem protagonists.

>> No.17992352

>>17992314
The most loyal waifu

>> No.17992353

>>17992337
No one is good a dealing with the Dense harem protagonist
He's the nightmare of all childhood friends and unicorns alike
He will save the world with the power of love and friendship regardless of how impossible it should be.
He can trip over a rock and suddenly have 7+ girls after his dick, a legendery god chooses him as a hero, and he gets a kickass sword

>> No.17992357

>>17992292
What does she give you?

>> No.17992358

>>17992353
your for getting the chance that the god and sword could be women that also want to fuck him

>> No.17992373

>>17992358
The rock is actually a rock girl that also wants to fuck him.

>> No.17992381

>>17992373
Maybe the villain also wants to fuck him too?

>> No.17992390

>>17992381
Of course. So do all of her minions.

>> No.17992391

But how dense does he have to be to not notice all the women that are after him?
What mission in his like does he have that dristacts him from tits?

>> No.17992400

I want to be a dense guy and make all the girls near him despair

>> No.17992402

>>17992391
To be the greatest [insert shonen job here] there ever was!

>> No.17992409

>>17992402
To be fair the average shonen hero is 16, he doesnt know how to deal with tits
Just mastubation and fetish discovery

>> No.17992410

>>17992357
Contents of gift box:
1 hand gun
1 bullet
Note with "do it faggot" written on it.

>> No.17992416

>>17992409
>fetish discovery
man thats a dark period in any internet nomads life

>> No.17992419
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>tfw no valkyrie momster who wants to raise you into successful hero

>> No.17992424
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IZA JINJOU NI SHOUBU!

>> No.17992441
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>>17992424
Very well, we shall have a duel by Mario Kart.

>> No.17992449

>>17992441
SNES 150 CC will always separate the men from the boys.

>> No.17992454
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>>17992449
I don't need to be a man, so long as I can beat my Salamander waifu.

>> No.17992461

>>17992454
I want a nerdy salamander with glasses that's into games

>> No.17992471

>>17992454
>I don't need to be a man
What person thinks such a way?

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>>17991972
False.
They can wear pink frilly bras which are incredibly cute.

>> No.17992485
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>>17992471
A person whose manhood is not defined by Mario Kart.

>> No.17992489

>>17992485
Then how do we measure one's manhood?
By how happy his wife is?

>> No.17992495

>>17992489
Depends, really
Your own happiness has to count in there somewhere.

>> No.17992496

>>17992480
What about bras with cutesy cow faces on them?

>> No.17992501

>>17992489
A man chooses, a slave obeys. Further, whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

>> No.17992504

>>17992501
Reminds me of this one idea I had of a closet sub vampire and when the servant puts his foot down about how he's treated

>> No.17992507

>>17992504
>sub vampire
Disgusting

>> No.17992508

>>17992419
>Baby Anon with a high potential to become a hero is born
>His parents are too poor to keep him
>He is given to the church where a Paladin descends from the heavens to adopt him
>He is raised into a fine boy with a strong sense of justice
>All signs were pointing to him becoming a legendary hero
>Up until he masturbated to his mother's panties one day and was forsaken by God

>> No.17992510

>>17992504
All vampires are closet subs.
It’s just only to Incubi.

>> No.17992517

>>17992496
Typically worn by holsts, although others have been known to wear them.
Either way, I’d love a titcow tanuki

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>>17992504
>>17992510
>Behold, the consequences of falling in love with your bloodbag.

>> No.17992520

>>17992510
Nice headcanon

>> No.17992521

>>17992501
We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us. A man's nature will cycle back like the seasons.

>> No.17992523

>>17992510
I would go all in with garlic and raging mushrooms
Lever her a gurgling mess babbling about how she's going to be pregnant with dhampirs

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>>17992496
Also incredibly cute, can't find any after a brief search unfortunately so have a cow keyhole lingerie.

>> No.17992531

>>17992520
Read the profile for once in your life.

>> No.17992538

>>17992508
>finds her sonu's cum in her panties
>believes it's a message from god that her new mission is to bear him an heir (or thirty)

>> No.17992541

>>17992531
I wonder how flusterd she would get when you start getting incubic traits like strength increase otr how you carry yourself differently

>> No.17992544

>>17992531
>Men who have become incubi will then be treated by the vampires as “nobles" the same as themselves.Due to this, since men cease to be the “humans” that they look down on, depending on the individual, they may totally change their attitude. There are even those who start to treat their men almost like lovers, as if all the feelings for the man they had been suppressing until then had been forced to the surface

>Maledomfags in charge of comprehension

>> No.17992547

>>17992538
This corrupts the Valk

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>> No.17992567

I can't be the only one who really couldn't give much of a shit over the lewd, right? I'm not the only one who finds lewdposting boring?

>> No.17992578

>>17992567
Nah, but I don't really see a reason to do much about it. We are talking about an encyclopedia where most of each entry is dedicated to how the girls want to fuck.The LN cute art is really nice though.

>> No.17992580

>>17992567
I'd rather just talk about Shog and Shog accessories, but I wouldn't call the lewd boring.

>> No.17992582

>>17992538
>His son can't become a hero because of his sin of flesh
>He still has top tier hero genes
The only logical outcome is for them to breed new potential heroes into existence
Baby crazy uncorrupted Valkyries are highly prone to go yandere so be careful. Who knows what she might do if you wasted your precious seed into some whore.

>>17992547
She will only get corrupted if she realizes how good it feels. If she keep having for the sole purpose of procreation she can remain pure.

>> No.17992583
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>>17992530
Closest thing i could find.

>> No.17992586

>>17992567
I have to be in the mood for it I guess, but the sonnu cumdump meme got old real quick

>> No.17992590

>>17992586
Eh, not better or worse than any other form of pumping or dicking. They're all meme tier.

>> No.17992592

>>17992553
Mmmmm, meaty oni

>> No.17992607

>>17992553
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I visit the shrine, this little oni just stands there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should I do about her? Any ideas?

>> No.17992609

>>17992553
>All the sake goes to her tits
Some help help the poor girl, she clearly needs another drink.

>> No.17992624

>>17992567
Well, MGE was meant for the lewd but it doesn't help it seems some of the most intense lewdposting is from THICCCCCfags who get just a bit too autistic about it. Cuteposting can get so much worse, especially if it's stale memes like wendigo threadcanon.

>> No.17992652

>>17992624
>was meant for the lewd
Not really

>> No.17992656

>>17992624
I feel ya, I like lewd and cute posts but both ends of the spectrum have some real autistic memes/threadcannon that gets posted a bit too often.

>> No.17992659

>>17992567
The lewd is good, but I prefer loving lewd with normal girls. The big amounts of fat and muscle keep it fresh though.

>> No.17992662

>>17992652
Yes
It
Was

Holy crap where do people get the idea otherwise?

>> No.17992689

I want to create a bunch of oppai loli goblins just to see what happens

>> No.17992694

>>17992662
>All the profiles are about a species' feeding habits
>Lewd drawings are a minority
Not going to argue lewd isn't a big part. But MGE is obviously there to facilitate fantasizing life married to a MG.

>> No.17992706

>>17992607
Facefuck

>> No.17992707

>>17992689
They will gorm a group and the one with the biggest tits would be the leader. They would travel the world in search of booze, money and men. They would become the big boobs brigade.

>> No.17992713

>>17992707
Heroines of goblinkind.

>> No.17992719

>>17992707
Fantastic.
They also don’t need a Hobgoblin leader either, meaning they’ll have smarter leader!

>> No.17992729

>>17992510
Pretty sure there are Vampires would continue abusing her bloodbag even if he turns into an incubus.

These Vampires are the targets of Dhampirs.

>> No.17992737

>>17992713
>>17992719
They wouldn't succeed much though, all of their ambushes would fail and if the guy was faster than a snail he'd be able to get away. They'd still sit down at a nearby tavern and drink until they couldn't anymore, putting a huge debt on their name.
Would they be forced to work to pay for those drinks? Would they run away and get stuck on the door? Who knows.

>> No.17992772

>>17992737
To be fair, adult single men in a monster girl world would be hard to catch either way. They'd be masters of efficient escape techniques, with incredible speed over distance. I mean, the weaker ones would be weeded out by then and loved aggressively.

>> No.17992773

>>17992737
They can always do hard labor and I’m certain that training and time will let them adapt to their embiggened busts

>> No.17992836

>>17992772
That's right, humans have evolved, but so did their cum. I'd say it's worth it, maybe a nice, rich guy with a perverted oppai loli fetish would show up and pay their bills and buying them. They'd be too drunk to know what's going on.

>>17992773
It would still be hard to ambush others when their big titties make them so obvious.

>> No.17992839

Whats better to you guys, Isekai or reverse isekai?

>> No.17992841

>>17992836
>Oppai goblin gang hiding in bushes
>Their breasts are all poking out

I’d be too baffled to do anything

>> No.17992844
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17992844

>>17992839
Reverse

I'd love to see stuff like pic related happen.

>> No.17992846

>>17992839
>Isekai or reverse isekai
Isekai, i really don't want to be here anymore.

>> No.17992849

>>17992839
This. >>17992846 This world just isn't conducive to the ultimate dream.

>> No.17992851

Imagine what sex Ed must be like for young MGs.
>Instead of abstinence, they teach selectivism of mates
>”Remember, you choose a mate for life. If you don’t want to enter a harem, don’t go for a man who smells of another girl’s DE. He will not / she won’t let him leave her for another.”
>Discuss the changes the body undergoes after sex
>”Just as he may change to suit your tastes, you will change to fit his. Make sure you know what you’re getting into and discuss these details with your partner.”
>It can be just as controversial

>> No.17992853

>>17992839
The former, a new world to explore seems fun

>> No.17992856

>>17992839
Reverse
Would be funny if a monster gets transported here via large carriage.
I also find it funny that Isekai is considered an overdone thing yet people will jump at the chance to do it themselves

>> No.17992860

>>17992856
>spoiler
Thats mainly due to the fact that unless some god has a mission for you, your are just you in a fantasy world.
And at that point everything can burn as long as anon gets his girl

>> No.17992862

>>17992841
>”What the fuck?”
>Don’t mind us, just a usual demon realm boob bush!
>”Really?”
>Yep. Don’t pull on any fruit yet though, it’s not ripe.
>”Thank you magic talking bush. I’ll be on my way.”
>Your welcome.
>hehehe~ He doesn’t expect a thing.

>> No.17992868

>>17992860
In other words, yes to being Isekai'ed, no to being an Isekai'ed hero?

>> No.17992869

>>17992839
Isekai. This world is done for.

>> No.17992872

>>17992839
>Monstergirls in this shitty world
No thank you

>> No.17992874

>>17992851
>”Take Billy for example, he loves extra large breasts while Mike loves more traditional figures, nothing too extreme on either of them.”
>Class nods and goes ‘Oh’ as pictures of some students pop up
>”Conversely, Anon is....Strange”
>A list of a half dozen fetishes pop up, some of them causing horrified gasps, the unicorn up front fainting dead away
>”Like I said, stay away from a partner if some of their tastes will give a figure you won’t enjoy.”
>While all this is happening, the Orc and oomukade at the back are looking at the list and thinking ‘I could deal with that.’, as is a Kiki that won’t admit it

>> No.17992875

>>17992868
Something like that. Isekais are shit because of the dumb op hero and slutty heroines that fall in love the moment they look at him.

>> No.17992876

>>17992862
Yep, just a normal day of talking boob bushes, though I do wonder when they’ll be ripe

>> No.17992888

>>17992839
I prefer the reverse
What if the fantasy worlds was even more war torn and shittier than ours? what if what came over here was trying to escape that world and ours is the greener grass?

It makes it more interesting in my books, plus im mostly content with my life here.

>> No.17992912

>>17992839
Reverse
The world is not so shit that I would abandon it.

>> No.17992913

>>17991736
>Not becoming a Sorcerer and getting both sets.

Plz

>> No.17992920

>>17992839
Whole world isekai. Now that would be fun.

>> No.17992923

>>17992839
How about an Isekai story where the link between worlds is bothways and no drawbacks?
Like monsters can come here and we can go there?

>> No.17992928

>>17992920
Lke having the monster world visible from orbit?
Or just having the monster world fused into earth?

>> No.17992932

>>17992923
Gate sucks though.

>> No.17992934

>>17992449
Only special cup was hard though.

>> No.17992944

>>17992932
Not enough AMERICA FUCK YEAH for you?

>> No.17992946

>>17992932
I forgot about gate.
but what if we had that but without the japanese patriotic circlejerck or military shit?
I'm thinking more along the lines of a comfier fantasy, like beast's roulette (that's basically reverse Isekai anyway)

>> No.17992947

>>17992928
Sure, it could be like that. You'd have the best of both worlds.

>> No.17992950

>>17992944
But the americans got jobbed in that one.
Especially the black one. That's how you know they were american.

>> No.17992951

>>17992944
I can only think of that scene where they deduce that america is trying to invade the gate due to one of the enemy soldiers being a black guy.

>> No.17992954

>>17992946
>mg roulette but we're the ones transported to the monster girls
I'm okay with this.

>> No.17992955

>>17992950
That's what I mean, the 90% of the people that complains about it are americans because they're not the main guys. Apparently only them can have nationalistic media.

I liked it enough though, modern military crushing things and monstergirls.

>> No.17992956

>>17992946
In that case, it would be extremely interesting. Maybe a bit dry and boring with politics being brought up, but the sheer cultural exchange and look into their world, and their look into ours, would be a truly amazing experience.

>> No.17992961

>>17992951
Well, the main guys were Russia, China and USA, I think it's pretty fair to guess it that way.

>> No.17992963

>>17992955
I guess I'm in that 10% then, because I'm a drunk beaver. Eh.

>> No.17992978
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17992978

>tfw you let your husbando drink too much

>> No.17992979

>>17992956
Just have some friendly background talks with the world leaders while gremilns try to recreate a microwave or a vampire buying a fuckton of suncream

>> No.17992984

>>17991927
>tfw the Russians didn't gas you all and salt the earth before leaving
The one time them being evil cunts would do the world a favor.

>> No.17992990

>>17992928
"The fused earth" sounds like a cool name for a book series

>> No.17992997

>>17992934
That is was.
Comapre that to 150mirror on the wii, i used to be able to do that shit blind

>> No.17992999

>>17992990
It's about monster girls saving the world and a pun. This world is a bomb and they are defusing it.

Man, I'm so great, my waifu would be proud.

>> No.17993019

>>17992946
>everything like the roulette
So no men in black or scentists wanting to see what makes a monster girl tick?
No paranoid nutjobs all over the world when it comes to religion and magic?
Everyone's just fine with a fucking dragon that controls the weather and a man SHOWING HIMSELF AS A WIZARD ON NATIONAL TV?
Or how about if something happens like the hellhound story, should anyone be fine with that?

>> No.17993030

>>17992990
All I could think of is latenight's srawings on how the combined world would be like

>> No.17993033

>>17992839
I'm good with both. But reverse isekai is probably better.

>> No.17993039

>>17992874
>Meanwhile, two doors down, the male sex ed class is in session
>”Now, this would be where I encourage condom use and abstinence, and I do for those of you who have a human girl they like. For those of you who have monster girls as best friends, that may not be an option anymore.”
>”Today, we will be reading selections from the Moneter Girl Encyclopedia, so you understand how their type work. The first thing to know about is SE and DE...”
>Teacher covers everything from Unicorns to Hellhounds to Dark Mages to Zombies
>”Mr. Thompson, what about Sam? Why did he have to go to a different classroom?”
>”Sam is going through some difficulties of his own. Remember how he would always bring those strange bananas for lunch? He has a high risk factor for something we don’t have time to cover today. Please stay after class. I need to go over some things with you.”

>> No.17993040

>>17992999
Okay reverse satan

>> No.17993053
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17993053

>tfw they fixed harlem

>> No.17993054

>>17992400
I am a dense guy, and it really isn't so great.

>> No.17993066

>>17992567
Personally, I find all the cuteposting boring and annoying because sometimes it feels like anon has forgotten that its a porn setting at heart.

>> No.17993073

>>17992955
Aren't you also forgetting about the Japanese warcrime denial as well?

>> No.17993083

>>17993019
Wait
Did the wizard show himself?

>> No.17993085

>>17993073
True, but it's not like allied nations bring up the stuff like the camps for Japanese-Americans during the war either.
National embarrassments are always forgotten by the country responsible.

>> No.17993088

>>17993066
>I find all the cuteposting boring and annoying because sometimes it feels like anon has forgotten that its a porn setting at heart
There's more than enough porn of it going around as it is if you look for it

>> No.17993092

>>17993073
If only countries without warcrimes would have nationalistic media there wouldn't be any media at all.

>> No.17993094

>>17993085
Bullshit, pretty much every western nation openly acknowledges shit like Japanese internment camps and past atrocities. We basically cover that shit in fucking High School.

>> No.17993095

>>17993039
>”Teacher, does this mean that girls will figure out I have a fa-, errr, weird fetish?”
>Yes they will and only the ones that don’t mind will approach. Otherwise, just grab an orc, they can do a lot of things.
>”But what if I also like muscles?”
>Orcs
>”And flat Che-“
>Son, orcs are degenerate perverts up for anything. Just grab a pig if you have questions, though you may want to train first

>> No.17993097

>>17993066
People forget that, while MGE is a porn setting, this is a blue board and this is for the discussion of monster girls as a topic.

>> No.17993100

>>17993073
America didn't have warcrimes?

>> No.17993101

>Lanternon's recent chapter
>Victor is pissed and investigating a Harpy's death because she had kids
Has he been replaced with someone else? It's weird to see him suddenly giving a shit about them like this, especially when he spent so long recognising just how bad monsters are for Lanternon's setting

>> No.17993110

>>17993085
>it's not like allied nations bring up the stuff like the camps for Japanese-Americans during the war either.
Or the mass raping and pillaging of german civilians by allied and ruskie troops when they were winning. Or being on the same side with the country that killed more people than Hitler in their own death camps and purposefully engineered famines, and tried to commit cultural genocide and stamp out the original language in pretty much every country they occupied.

>> No.17993113

>>17993088
I guess. In all honesty the only cuteposting that really annoys me are the threadcanon memes that stick to certain species like glue. For instance, you can't mention Wurms without people insisting they're literally retarded with the mentality of children.

>> No.17993132

>>17993073
Better to "forget" about warcrimes than let it control you like germany.

>> No.17993136

>>17993100
Nice red herring there, anon. The point is that GATE is shit because it openly denies that Japan has ever committed any form of atrocity ever. It's such a massive, nationalistic circlejerk that not even the most hardcore American patriotic propaganda comes close.

>> No.17993141

>>17993136
>It's such a massive, nationalistic circlejerk that not even the most hardcore American patriotic propaganda comes close.
You and me both know that's not true.

>> No.17993150

>>17993141
There's no way any of the shit GATE pulls would fly in an America book/comic/show. The only reason people defend GATE is because they're unironic weebs who think Japan can do wrong and perfect in every way.

>> No.17993153

>>17993136
>It's such a massive, nationalistic circlejerk that not even the most hardcore American patriotic propaganda comes close.
AHAHAHAH
You are joking, right?

>> No.17993155

>>17993150
>There's no way any of the shit GATE pulls would fly in an America book/comic/show.
You have not seen enough movies made in the last century then.

>> No.17993161

>>17993150
Yeah because America is became sjw infested hellhole. I guess black woman iron man is much h better than Gate right? It all progressive and all.

>> No.17993164

>>17993155
Yeah, I'm sure modern America would be totally okay with an American movie openly denying their treatment of the Native Americans, slavery, segregation, the Vietnam war, etc.

>> No.17993173

>>17993161
>>17993164
>>17993155
>>17993153
>>17993150
>>17993141
>>17993136
>/Monster girl general/

Back on topic, Who would crack first? the most lewd naughty succubus or the most naive pure sweetest shonen protag?

>> No.17993175

>>17993113
Thankfully that meme has mostly subsided. I don’t think the Wendigo meme will go anywhere though.

>> No.17993176

>>17993132
>Better to "forget" about warcrimes than let it control you like germany
Germany thinks they mended their ways of trying to burn the whole continent down because of something that happened the previous time everything was on fire, but ironically they're doing it again anyway for like the third time in a row and probably succeeding this time.

>> No.17993179

>>17993173
Succubus by far, they have far less impulse control.

>> No.17993181

>>17993113
True, and agreed. Problem is that it's an inevitable part of how the porn aspect has been used so much that it gets boring and people start latching onto other things, same principle as handholding turning lewd after a person has fapped himself to exhaustion of whatever degenerate shit he has seen and gotten bored of.

Best thing to do, or only thing to do, is for a writefag or drawfag to present something worth remembering instead of leaving it at the mercy of one-off jokes.

>> No.17993182

>>17992480
If married to a Holst with these proportions, would she let her husband sleep with his head snugly lodged in her cleavage canyon?
I want a Holst like that who has some Weresheep DNA.

>> No.17993184

>>17993173
Succubus, obviously.

>> No.17993201

>>17993083
No
The talk show one had a guy that had water powers due to the undine he got via the game.

>> No.17993204

>>17993182
Even if she didn't have proportions like that she's insist he sleep on/in between her breasts, it's a natural part of being married to a Holstaur, her husband being close to her breasts and enjoying them gives them great joy, the more they get to use them the happier they are.

>> No.17993209

>>17993184
>>17993179
Can you reverse-corrupt a succubus?

>> No.17993210

>>17993204
Does a Holstaur let her hubby drink straight from the tap and stroke his hair even if she isn’t a momster?

>> No.17993212

Just curious for bedroom etiquette for Kikimoras would they watch Victorian Maid Maria, or would they see it as fuel for schlicking?

>> No.17993213

>>17992278
Nice. Source?

>> No.17993215

>>17993204
I bet Holstaurs love when their husbands whisper breast worship things to them.

>> No.17993217

>>17993209
Yes?

>> No.17993220

>>17993173
I like the idea of a protag who never got less dense, but just goes along with it
>”ufufufu~ I challenge you to combat using my rules! Can you defeat me you sexy warrior?”
>”I’m going to do my best! I won’t be defeated!”
>10 minutes in heaven later
>”Well, it’s another tie. I’m definitely going to get stronger! I swear I will! I guess you can stay again tonight. It wouldn’t be right to throw my training partner out at night. We can share my bed. There’s nothing weird about sharing beds with your sparring partner. Good night!”
>”I love you too anon~”

>> No.17993222

>>17993210
That's one of the first things a Holstaur learns, there's a reason Holstaurs are all considered motherly, it's just in their nature.
>>17993215
Oh you bet they do, especially when you whisper it into their breasts while your face is in between them.

>> No.17993224

>>17993101
Who gives a shit.

>> No.17993229

>>17993224
People who are reading it

>> No.17993238

>>17993229
Cool, so keep it in a nice little corner of yours or something,

>> No.17993239

>>17993212
How does one become a maid otaku? I’d like to learn more about the different types and styles of maids and maid outfits.

>> No.17993249

>>17993222
>husband putting his head aaaall the way into his Holst wife’s cleavage and blowing on/licking her most private spot- the actual flat of her chest between her chest that barely sees the light of day
>she’s already cooing/mooing and squirming her hips at that
>then he starts whispering up to her how big and beautiful her perfect breasts are, how much joy they bring him, how he’s such a slave to them and that they’re all he can think about
>she’s drenched from both her nipples and her nethers, making little inquisitive whispered “yeah?” and “and?” to encourage him to keep going
That sounds heavenly. I would exhaust my vocabulary worshipping those things and making her feel like a goddess.

>> No.17993270

>>17993053

Goddamn these alternate designs are too cute.

>> No.17993275

>>17993238
So its not okay to talk about writing anymore?

>> No.17993279

>>17993238
Had a bad day, sport?

>> No.17993282

>>17993101
Meh. Never really cared for his stuff.

>> No.17993286

>>17993238
Yeah, let's talk about daughterus for the hundredth time instead!

>> No.17993289

>>17992997
I do have to say the mirror stuff in DKR was hard, since you NEEDED to win every race in first AND get those damn coins or whatever at the same time.

Most of the Ghost times weren't too bad, except a few were pretty brutal.

>>17993095
Pig Orcs and "Regular" Orcs are so different yet similar at the same time.

>> No.17993292

>>17993224
>>17993238
>>17993282
You aren't being very subtle. I don't know what your issue is but you can fuck off.

>> No.17993297

>>17993161
Why the fuck did they not call her Iron Maiden? They had 1 god damn job to do and they fucking blew it. That pisses me off more than her being black.

>> No.17993298

>>17993289
Exactly, and if you are strong enough, they’re putty in your hands

>> No.17993303

>>17993292
It's just that anon who hates writefags again. He's probably the same guy who shits on Beast for no reason and claims all the writing here is mediocre garbage I suspect him of being a certain failed writefag with anger issues

>> No.17993306

>>17993297
>Why the fuck did they not call her Iron Maiden?
Fear of lawsuit from the band

>> No.17993307

>>17993249
Anon be warned, this is path leads to the creation of a legendary Smug Holstaur, if you continue saying how great her breasts are she'll eventually realize they are in fact great and it'll go to her head, before you know it she'll be wearing even tighter tops that show off her breasts better and proudly puffing out her chest especially when you're around.

>> No.17993308

>>17993224
Thanks for your pointless little contribution.

>> No.17993310

>>17993303
>spoiler
Which one? You’ve literally described every writefag here.

>> No.17993316

>>17993306
An Iron Maiden was a thing before the band though and the comic has nothing to do with music.

>>17993209
This is what the order should be looking into.

>> No.17993317

>>17993307
>legendary Smug Holstaur
I need this. Getting dommed by a Holstaur sounds amazing.

>> No.17993318

>>17993310
Yep, it's you alright. Get a fucking hobby.

>> No.17993322

>>17993316
>An Iron Maiden was a thing before the band though
And McDonald was a name before the fast food franchise
Didn't stop them from suing

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>>17993292
>everyone who dislikes one writer is the same person
I guess only one person dislikes bob's work now too?
>>17993303
But I like beast.

>> No.17993330

>>17993297
>Why the fuck did they not call her Iron Maiden?
already someone with that name in marvel
A rival or something to black widow irc

>> No.17993332

>>17993316
I'm not talking about reversing corruption, I'm talking about corrupting a super lewd wicked and naughty demon into a conservative, pure and wholesome wife.

>> No.17993339

>>17993282
That's the thing about writefags in general. I think he's one of our best and he actually got me interested in writefagging in the first place, but everyone has their favourites.
Attitudes like >>17993224 are shitty though.

>> No.17993340

>>17993332
You can do that. The process is long and hard, but with the right amount of love you can do it.

>> No.17993344

>>17993317
>Tell her how great her breasts are and how much you love them
>"Ara Ara but of course you, they are the best around"
>She then proceeds to 'reward you for your loyalty to her chest' by riding you ragged while smothering your head with her breasts and 'forcing' you to drink from her nipples which only serves to make the both of you hornier and her to ride you longer

>> No.17993349

>>17993101
I liked his first story but I'm not too sure about this one.
The guy has gone from understandably angry at monstergirls to feeling guilty over removing the rapists, and its just weird.
I'm still interested in seeing how it'll go, but I'm not as invested in this one.

>> No.17993350

>>17993339
>Attitudes like >>17993224 are shitty though.
Yeah don't get me wrong, I don't hate him. Just never been into his work personally.

>> No.17993354
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17993354

I love this mouse

>> No.17993355

>>17993349
>understandably angry at monstergirls
?

>> No.17993360
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17993360

>>17993354
She's a mega qt. I wish there were more popular mice in pop culture though so there was more than just nazrin art to go off of.

>> No.17993370

>>17993355
It's implied his mother was forcibly monsterized when he was young, and has had to watch his country get flooded with monstergirls who view human free will as a problem and think nothing is wrong with raping men on full moons because they're morons who can't control their own urges.
It's also implied that the people making the laws are secretly on the monstergirl's side, presumably only allowing men to defend themselves because otherwise it would be too obvious.

>> No.17993372

>>17993344
I need more of this. Being lovingly dommed by a smug Holstaur is one of my many MG fantasies.

>> No.17993378
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17993378

>>17993360
I love tiny girls.

>> No.17993405

>>17993378
Me too, I need more mini-mice on my phone

>> No.17993407
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17993407

Maids

>> No.17993410

I'm an alp.

>> No.17993419

>>17993410
Who’s the lucky childhood friend to cause such a change?

>> No.17993430

>>17993378
Tiny girls are great companions for adventures. Would make a boy tiny for her after I got married.

>> No.17993431

>>17993407
Wheres the shogginator?

>> No.17993433
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>> No.17993436

>>17993431
everywhere at once
more disturbing though is the idea of a girtablilu maid

>> No.17993439

>>17993407
Truly that is what heaven looks like.

>> No.17993440

>>17993407
>No stockings noticeable
>No garters
>Barely any frills
Bad maids.

>> No.17993441

>>17993433
I want to see her face when I tell her to come back in ten years or give me her older sister’s phone number.

>> No.17993444

>>17993407
Wouldn’t mind, although they’re a bit flat to be my maids, batting the girti

>> No.17993449

>>17992061
It's a meme from Dawn of War about how the Blood Ravens chapter have a suspicious amount of "gifted" relics from other chapters.

>> No.17993452

>>17993441
Confusion similar to when a stranger mistakes you for someone they know.

>> No.17993453

>>17993407
Nip slip front and center

>> No.17993454
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17993454

How much of a size difference do you like between you and your waifu?

>> No.17993460

>>17993441
If she has a sister then I want a threesome with them.

>> No.17993462

>>17993454
I’m about a full foot taller.
Thanks Japan.

>> No.17993463
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17993463

>>17993454
The Monster Girl should always be taller

>> No.17993464

>>17993454
>5' 1" Waifu
>5' 9" Me
'bout that much. Just right for sitting her on my lap and resting my head between her horns when we play video games.
Would a Demon be into the Metro Games?

>> No.17993467

>>17993463
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17993468

>>17993433
She looks 15 so it's okay. My dick got so hard it ripped my pants and opened a portal to MGE land just so it could reach that salamander because holy shit that body is 11/10 and I want to do things to her face, very lewd things.

>> No.17993473

>>17993433
Swimsuits are cheating.

>> No.17993475

>>17990156
Getting protected by Hellhounds is never a bad deal.

>> No.17993477

>>17993454
She's canon 5'1 although she's still growing up, so there's a substantial difference.

>> No.17993480

>>17993464
Would a human be into the Metro games?
It’s called personal taste faggot.

>> No.17993488

>>17993454
We're technically the same height, but if you exclude her ears then I'm a bit taller than her.

>> No.17993492

>>17993307
>>17993344
>>17993372
>When you married her, your Holst wife was a cute, timid (for a Monstergirl) typical Holstaur with lovely big breasts that she loved when you played with them
>years of breast worship and loving marriage later, her breasts are now enormous, big as prize pumpkins, and treated like them too
>she wears super tight outfits of all different types that show off her Blue Ribbon tits in all their milky magnitude
>She literally even wears blue ribbons on each breast as adornments for their superiority, each stating “Breast in Show”
>and what a show it is, her flaunting them to you, always greedy for another compliment, always greedy for another chance to have you plunge your arm down past your elbow into them, smugly smiling when she simply stands there and it gives you a boner because her tits are so out of this world for an oppai lover like yourself
>she smugly smothers you day and night, and isn’t satisfied unless you go for a half hour, minimum, fondling, caressing, and being suffocated by them while singing their praises
>there are days where she’ll even command you to carry them around for her, becoming her all-day titslave with no say in the matter
>not that you’d object with how much love she gives you, and how much she rewards you for your faithful and loyal care
>it’s a good life with a smug Holstaur

>> No.17993494

>>17993477
Wait no, she's 5'2. I never get american measures right.

>> No.17993504

>>17993492
>Hello boner my old friend.
>I’ve come to jerk you off again.

>> No.17993509

>>17993468
Just to her face?

>> No.17993513

>>17993480
I'm asking because my waifu has a cosplay fetish and I want to know what the odds are of her using bodypaint and costume makeup to become a lewd version of the Metro Demons for a night is.

>> No.17993516

>>17993468
>She looks 15 so it's okay.
No it’s not. Give her a couple of more years and she’ll be perfect. Remember: Waifus age like fine wine.

>> No.17993519

>>17993492
>ManUnbuttoningPants.jpg

>> No.17993520

>>17993330
Bah.

>>17993332
Yes and? They should still do it. With their track record they have to start doing something new.

>> No.17993521

>>17993454
I'm 5'8" and she's 6'. It's kinda small for a dragon.

>> No.17993525

>>17993516
But they’re also fun for all ages.

>> No.17993526

Would monster girl Hamlet be more or less tragic?

>> No.17993528

>>17993509
I want to kiss, nuzzle and rub along with other unspeakable things. With her body it's just too much.

>>17993516
I'd fight and fuck her ragged from 15 to the day we died. Imagine when she starts having daughterus and develops that milf body.

>> No.17993541

>>17993492
This is how you get hugely chested himedere holsts

>> No.17993543

>>17993541
>hugely chested himedere holsts
I wish to be a butler to one.

>> No.17993550

>>17993454
She's around 7 foot tall and I'm just under 6 foot. So she's taller.

>> No.17993571
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17993571

Elves are for ____

>> No.17993576

>>17993571
High impact romantic cuddle sex.

>> No.17993577

>>17993571
consensual sex

>> No.17993582

>>17993571
Purging.

>> No.17993584

>>17993541
>Still live in your modest house in the countryside
>Not wealthy by any means
>Well...
>Except your wife, who has spent her life savings and worked extra hard to save up enough for what she wants
>You knock as required of you on the inconspicuous door to her room
>When you step inside, its lavishly, excessively fancy decorated
>She has a closet full to the brim of fancy outfits that all show off her humongous heaving milk cannons
>She's looking at herself in the mirror, fluffing up her breasts and spraying some expensive perfume on them with careful detail, her bra blue like the ribbons she used to wear
>But she doesn't need blue ribbons anymore to show how great her bust is- it speaks for itself
>"Ah, hello Anon. Please assume the position as your goddess commands!"
>You roll your eyes a bit but smile and then seat yourself on a chair, becknoning her to come over
>With one last fluff of her breasts, she stands and walks daintily over, nose smugly upturned with exaggerated 'regal' walk (self taught of course)
>Stands in front of you on the chair and raises her arms above her head, her bare breasts taking up your entire field of vision as you finish putting the special lotion on your hands
>"You may begin... sweetie~"
>You don't need to be told twice, raising your hands and starting your expert massage of her mammaries, deftly working in the lotion to her skin and making sure to relieve tension on every single square inch of her gravity-defying megabust
>You've become an absolute expert over the years of marriage, and it doesn't take long for her milk to start flowing, which makes her sigh and remember to 'Ohohoho!' at the sight
>You just start to lean forward, your arms wrapping around her breast with her erect nipple inches from your face-
>"Mama, Papa, time for school, time for school!"
>You both balk and stumble before you rush to the door to prevent it from opening fully
>"Okay sweetie! We'll be right out to give you a goodbye hug, okay?"
>"Okay daddy I'll tie my ribbon all by myself!"
>"That's my sweetiepie! Go wait by the front door!"
>Your daughter smiles and skips over to the kitchen, picking her ribbons off the table and starting to put them in her hair as you gently shut the door and turn to your wife
>She tries to keep her hime expression up, but soon breaks down with you laughing, walking normally over and hugging you deeply with you kissing her forehead
>"Cmon, 'your majesty', lets get your work clothes on."
>"Ooooh fine, 'mister butler'~"
>Smooches and a change later and its off to start another great day

>> No.17993593

>>17993571
>Elven princess purchase a human slaveboy in the hopes that he'll "rape" her after she spends all day teasing him.
>Instead she falls in love at first sight and instead of teasing him, shyly flirts with him.
>Instead of being bent over and viciously ravaged, she's treated to warm loving cuddlesex with plenty of deep kissing and handholding.

>> No.17993594

>>17993571
Passionate babymaking sex.

>> No.17993601

>>17993584
That feel.

>> No.17993603

>>17993584
Adorable

>> No.17993607

>>17993584
How big are the daughteru's breasts? Not for sexual, just out of curiosity

>> No.17993611

>>17993468
>>17993516
>15
Too old

>> No.17993613

>>17993607
C for Cow.

>> No.17993619

>>17993607
She's flat chested, and she's teased for it. But don't worry, she has a boy who loves her for who she is.

>> No.17993624

>>17993571
Turning into a pleasure toy.
I can resist doing that

>> No.17993636

>>17993584
non of us shall ever know this kind of joy

>> No.17993642

Just curious, what exactly is the appeal of monstergirl daughterus? I would never want them and think the setting is poorer for making all monstergirls obsessed with having kids, but it seems most anons love the idea. So what's the deal?

>> No.17993649

>>17993642
Beats me, I tend to ignore that aspect and just focus on the lewd. Got into porn for the dick boners, not the heart boners.

>> No.17993650
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>>17993642
If you don't get it, you never will.

>> No.17993651

>>17993607
Would a holst loli not fed on her mothers milk develop a normal bust?

>> No.17993652

>>17993642
They're like regular children, but much more cute and considerably easier to take care of. It's basically all of the benefits of having a child without any of the drawbacks.

>> No.17993655

>>17993642
It’s the emotional aspect of it. Most of us here won’t have a loving family and children to call our own so this is the closest we’ll ever get to feel that fatherly pride and joy.

>> No.17993656

>>17993650
>>17993642
This, if you don't like kids you won't like mg kids.

>> No.17993660

>>17993651
I cannot think of anything more irresponsible than a Holst not breastfeeding her daughter

>> No.17993674

>Furthermore, they are very sadistic in nature; since they get such pleasure out of it, they’ll probably keep fiercely injecting the man with venom during sex even if he is willing. Also, how much their sadistic nature reveals itself is proportional to how much they actually care about the man they’re with. So when they’re with a man they like, they start frequently stabbing him with the stinger as an “expression of affection” and will probably end up mating with him more frequently and furiously.

So does that mean that they pump and dump men that they dont really like?

>> No.17993679

>>17993674
All monstergirls do this.

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>>17993674
forgot pic

>> No.17993688

>>17992567
I kinda like the world-building aspect a bit more than the lewd.

>> No.17993689

>>17993674
>So does that mean that they pump and dump men that they dont really like?
That's not exclusive to one race, despite what some people may tell you, it's not a given that a monster girl will settle down with the first man she rapes.

Many will because spirit energy addiction is a hell of a thing but not all of them.

>> No.17993695

>>17993674
That can happen with any Monstergirl, yeah
They don’t all just stay with the first man they get SE from, no matter how loud some people like to scream while plugging their ears

>> No.17993704

Reminder that there are species that don't rape.

>> No.17993706

weak bait, don't give them (you)s.

>> No.17993712

>>17993571
Catching and then
Selling to orcs and or faceless old men

>> No.17993715

>>17993656
I have a feeling most of the daughterufags wouldn't actually like monstergirl children either, considering all the "my daughteru would be completely pure and chaste" or "arranged marriages with childhood friends" talk. Those guys would probably go gray in record time.

>> No.17993716

>>17992839
Violent Isekai, Cast Away style.

>> No.17993719

>>17993683
I want a Girty waifu and call her Ben even though that's not her name.

>> No.17993722

>>17993674
Once a Monstergirl is “married” she will literally have a magically closed off vagina to other men, but prior to that it’s open season, with a good amount of them only receiving sustenance off of spirit energy

>> No.17993724

>>17992839
What isekai exactly?

>> No.17993730

If you were to be raped by fat, faceless, old women and you punched one of them in the face. How would they react?

>> No.17993733

>>17992567
You're not the only one, the Japanese side of things focused much more on the lewd than these threads do too. Then again, many people miss the point of the setting and that isn't just limited to here or that particular issue in general.
>>17993715
>"my daughteru would be completely pure and chaste"
This is the part that I don't get, all the setting info explicitly says otherwise, I don't want to get into the "your daughteru's a slut" territory like people have baited with before but it's basically impossible to have a 100% pure monster girl, even unicorns are inherently lewd.

>> No.17993739

>>17993724
Think stuff like Familiar of Zero, Konosuba and others like it. Protagonist from the modern world, usually male, ends up in another world, usually fantasy, and ends up having adventures, usually while being crazy overpowered and amassing a harem.

>> No.17993741

>>17993695
Does that mean they just randomly rape some guys during their youth, or like (many) humans just have some relationships before setting down?
It is pretty fucking stupid that some anons think negatively of monstergirls who have had relationships in the past, as long as she's not cheating on you once you're together and thinks you're her true love then everything is fine.

>> No.17993742

>>17993715
It’s not like any of this is or will ever become real, sometimes it’s just fun to imagine a perfect scenario depending on one’s mood
Sometimes that’s having pure daughterus, sometimes it’s never having them, sometimes it’s having a massive orgy with a hundred mice daughterwives
Sall just make believe anyway

>> No.17993747

>>17993733
I don't expect my daughterus to be chaste anon, I just don't want to dick them.
Some people seem to think that dicking the daughteru is non-optional instead of being sickfuckery, which it is.
If she's going to be lewd, she should be lewd with boys her age.

>> No.17993753

>>17993741
3D alert.

>> No.17993754

>>17993739
Is inuyasha that?

>> No.17993755

>>17993753
Don't give him and his (you)s anon. They didn't deserve them the first time they tried to start this shit and they don't deserve them now.

>> No.17993756

>>17993741
>spoilers
I agree, reeks of r9k when it happens. Sexual liberation is one of the major themes of MGE as a whole.

>> No.17993757

>>17993741
Bearing in mind each species is different, yeah I imagine it’s something like that for many of them.
I agree but some folks here are hyper-sensitive about that stuff, and as is tradition on 4chan hyperbolic opinions are the only ones worth having apparently

>> No.17993758

>>17993730
Spontaneous face creation followed by harder rape

>> No.17993760

>>17993741
People here doing kannagi tier stuff?

>> No.17993763

>>17993756
Quite an irony all things considered

>> No.17993770

>>17993741
People need a safe space, you know how it is.

>> No.17993773

>>17993742
In a way it's more fun.
Sometimes I like to fantasize about snuggling up to a playful goth Dark Mage in a comfy forest house.
Others, being violently jumped by a Manticore. Or maybe a threesome between a Lich and a Wight, or inappropriately manhandled by some huge police werewolf.
I get to have whatever I want this way, while if it was real I'd only get to have one of these things at best.

>> No.17993775

>>17993754
Inuyasha could be considered a proto-isekai series, but it's more fantasy adventure than isekai.
Isekai tends to be a power fantasy series with a generic main character with very little in the way of actual personality for the sake of self insertion.
Konosuba is an exception because it's a comedy about a shitty party that's mostly parodying Isekai.
A minor character is basically an actual Isekai character, complete with a stupid busted "chosen one" weapon and a harem.

>> No.17993779

>>17993773
>I get to have whatever I want this way
Actually, you get none of it.

>> No.17993785

>>17993747
That's the way to do it really. Daughteru dicking isn't a taboo with monster girls but it's also not mandatory like you say.

And generally monster girls don't discriminate with age regardless of their own but a monster daughteru teasing boys her age is pretty cute that's for sure.

>> No.17993786

>>17993773
Pretty much. Ive learned some fascinating things about how people’s imaginations can work here though. In some cases honestly saddening and inducing genuine pity.

>> No.17993787

>>17993755
Fuck off, I'm not trying to start anything. No one is taking away your pure virgin waifu concept, we were only saying that SOME monsters canonically try out a few men before they find the perfect man for them.
How in the fuck is discussing MGE canon "starting shit".

>> No.17993792

>>17993787
See >>17993770

>> No.17993793

>>17993779
You know what I mean though.
If I had my waifu I doubt she'd appreciate me wanking off on the bed to pictures of other monsters, even if it was an occasional thing.

>> No.17993794

>>17993332
>Move to Smalltown USA with your Demon wife.
>She's a housewife who wears long dresses, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and much to everyone's surprise, goes to church and bakes cookies for the bake sale, even if staying there gives her a headache.
>At first the rest of the town is wary of her, but she soon wins them over and is babysitting the neighbours' kids and fitting in well no matter where she goes.
>But you're still lucky the walls are too thick for your neighbours to hear what you do at night.

>> No.17993802

>>17993787
Some people are just so set in their ways that anything conflicting with their personal fantasy is bait, it's best not to respond to those types.

>> No.17993813
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>>17993787
It's a black or white world anon

>> No.17993814 [DELETED] 

Your next line is “I want /monster/ to leave, can’t believe they’re still raiding us”
To you!

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>>17993793
>You know what I mean though.
Er, no, not really. It reads like the most bizarre case of sour grapes I've ever seen.
>I'm glad MGs aren't real because then I couldn't wank to a variety of things!

>> No.17993821

>>17993817
If you want to see it that way then fine.

>> No.17993830

>>17993814
“I want /monster/ to leave, can’t believe they’re still raiding us”
!!

>> No.17993833

>>17993814
But /monster/ is super conservative and would be even more offended over monsters having previous partners than some anons here are.

>> No.17993835

>>17993821
>I get to have whatever I want this way, while if it was real I'd only get to have one of these things at best.
You said it yourself.

>> No.17993845

>>17993813
So you're saying I should have a threesome with a hellhound and wight?
>>17993833
This. /monster/'s autism makes even the biggest autists here look reasonable.

>> No.17993849

>>17993747
>If she's going to be lewd, she should be lewd with boys her age.
That's not exactly guaranteed if she's an mge monster, is it. They might turn out to be into older guys, or grow up into chrismas cake shotafuckers, or anything inbetween.

>> No.17993854

>>17993833
>conservative
What exactly does conservative or whatever have to do with monstergirls?
Like its not that I'm saying that it's incompatible
But how exactly does it come up enough for you to label them as such?

>> No.17993858

>>17993830
>>17993814
I want my Phantom gf to act as my Stand.

>> No.17993876

>>17993854
It was a polite way of saying they're essentially /pol/ with monstergirls and would call monsters who have had more than one partner "thots" or whatever they like to say.
I'm not saying the exact opposite of their mindset would be any better, but their immaturity and autism makes this place actually tolerable.

>> No.17993881

>>17993876
>thots
Thots?

>> No.17993884

>>17993854
I guess it’s on a sliding scale
From the actual canon (sex is even more than just a way of life, it’s the purpose of life itself for Monstergirls in almost all of its forms and almost always a good thing regardless of context)
to
“Does anyone else like Monstergirls more for the cute stuff and doesn’t really like the lewd parts, also non-MGE girls are instantly whores”

>> No.17993890

>>17993876
Eh? I'm fairly left leaning and would prefer
A virgin monster wife.

>> No.17993898

>>17993881
Yes Snake, Thots. They’re females whose sole existence is to ruin men’s lives by tempting as many as they can with offers of sex, with no intention of responsibility.

>> No.17993901
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A small part of me is wondering if this isn't some incredibly roundabout way of shilling for /monster/

>> No.17993906

>>17993901

>>17993814

>> No.17993907

>>17993849
Bro, fuck off. You don't get to tell me what my imagined daughterus personalities are.
The Lamia triplets are into their cute kouhai though.

>> No.17993908

>>17993854
>But how exactly does it come up enough for you to label them as such?
Not the guy you quoted but conservative is a fitting description. /pol/ memes leak into pretty much every thread there and their meta thread is full of politics.

>> No.17993910

>>17993906
You completely managed to miss what I said, nice work.

>> No.17993915

>>17993906
You're just attempting to deflect now.

>> No.17993921

>>17993907
Is he gonna get the Snakeball treatment?

>> No.17993930

Reminder that Monster Girls do instinctively tell ahead of time if they like a man or not. And men they are 100% incompatible with (aka pure evil) are not valid options. Being able to instinctively tell if a man is compatible with them, a desire to not let someone they have get away once they have them, and the fact that Monster Girls are nice means most relationships will, unless you desire otherwise, be virgin and first times.

>> No.17993932

>>17993910
>>17993915
>1 minute and 2 seconds apart
I don’t know enough about Jojo to know how he reacts when he calls someone out but whatever it is imagine that

>> No.17993942

>>17993930
You forgot about KC's whole fate thing too.

>> No.17993946

>>17993930
That wasn’t the interpretation I got out of what I’ve read but to each their own

>> No.17993948

>>17993858
>Walk into a forest with a stereo
>Play pillar men theme
>Instantly surrounded by a pack of ripped jinkos.

>> No.17993949

>>17993930
That's a nice joke, you should become a comedian.

>> No.17993952

>>17993930
There's no such thing as pure evil though. Most people considered evil are just mentally ill.

>> No.17993960

>>17993930
Poor unicorns. They thought they were unique for being virgins but they are only special because you can corrupt them.

>> No.17993962

>>17993948
>Awaken, my waifus!
>Jinkos fly into the scene
>Their fit and toned bodies glistening in the sunlight like a 70s disco rave

>> No.17993966

>>17993960
>but they are only special because you can corrupt them.

Actually that happens with Undine and the other elementals.

>> No.17993972

>>17993966
Rest in peace unicorn, everyone went for a better girl.

>> No.17993973

>>17993960
They are unique for BEING INTO virgins exclusively.

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>>17993741
>It is pretty fucking stupid that some anons think negatively of monstergirls who have had relationships in the past
Sometimes it's stupid, that I don't contest, but other times it's less about the topic itself and more about how the topic is brought up due to it being completely irrelevant otherwise. With MGE being a blatant waifu setting, few times there'll be a proper reason to even talk about past sexual experiences, and because of that most times it shows up it's just a paraphrased version of "what if she fucked other guys though" if not outright bait like >>/jp/thread/17247468#p17251169

I'd not blame those guys for lashing out purely due to the bullshit the topic in question brings every time. It's MGE, the waifu will be a virgin to whoever wants her to be a virgin, making the argument null at best. It's only made more redundant by how the profiles are race-wide instead of specific individuals, so there's less reasons as to why an individual would not have traits the person would like even if rare. The worst part is that the argument isn't even met with a swift 'fuck off' or even ignorance, just the two sides lashing out at each other to make it worse instead of stopping it for good. It's almost as if some people want this to happen.

>> No.17993979

>>17993960
I find it funny because no one likes unicorns even though they always possess one of the qualities many anons desire.
It is understandable because horse pussy is fucking shit and Unicorns look retarded in that frilly nonsense. Knowing that most of the thread would be targeted by them after the portals is lame too.

>> No.17993980

>>17993952
>no one can be pure evil
Are we talking about real life or fantasy?

>> No.17993983

>>17993972
Yeah and their name was White Horns

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>>17993972
Unicorns are shit anyway.

>> No.17993989

>>17993949
The whole setting is vehemently anti NTR, this should not be a problem. KC has also stated that if you have a lover you really want to meet, aka a specific monster girl, you can explain your quest of love to a potential rapist and the monster girl won't rape you so you can get that true love. For all the people here saying the setting is just sex, they're forgetting it's also a very tame world with happy endings and romance being just as important to it. If you want Monster Girls without the "hugbox" stuff, theres MGQ. MGE is decisively not MGQesque at all.

>>17993952
In MGE evil men beyond redemption are rejected and hated by Monster Girls. This would be genociders, mass murderers, and I think an example KC specifically gives is highwayman. Mental illnesses monster girls can cure, but not pure evil.

>> No.17993994

>>17993741
>>17993756
There's a difference between "It's fine if all monsters aren't virgins" and full tumblr. And you fags are going full tumblr.

And MGE's theme certainly isn't sexual liberation. MGE's theme is "the bankers working salarymen to death are shit and the society that lets them do it is shit", and if sexual liberation has anything to do with the themes, it's male sexual liberation only. "Sexual liberation" can only make me think of "people" I don't want to have anything to do with, and I also don't want them to have anything to do with MGE.

>> No.17993995

>>17993984
This. Any of the centaur types can piss off.

>> No.17993998

>>17993973
Keep in mind that only counts for monsters. you could fuck a crapload of humans and still be a virgin to a unicorn

>> No.17994002

>>17993983

Hell yeah.

I want to see on with a huge set of antlers or just different antlers

>> No.17994006

>>17993995
>Any
>Telling Whitehorns to piss off
Leave and never come back. Go to /monster/ like the fucking shittaste faggette you are.

>> No.17994007

>>17993994
>it's male sexual liberation only
Pretty much.
Hence men with harems but none of the reverse.

>> No.17994010

>>17993989
Nevermind, your jokes are terrible.

>> No.17994015

>>17994010
You sure showed him?

>> No.17994016

>>17994006
Whitehorns are literally just /fa/ centuars, my dude.
And don't tell me to go to that shithole, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>> No.17994018

>>17993921
Yes.

>> No.17994024

>>17994016
Who cares about that?
Whitehorns are love. Pure love, unlike those shitcorns.

>> No.17994026

>>17994016
Turns out not having a gangly-ass horse body helps a lot, who would’ve thought?

>> No.17994034

>>17994024
Why are they love though? It's a centaur with a coat. It's still got a horse for an ass.

>> No.17994037

>>17993989
Yeah, people forget that MGE is just a porn setting where despite having a lot of rape in it, you only get raped by girls that you want to have sex with. It's made it so no matter who you are or how strong you can get whatever you want.

>> No.17994042

>>17993994
>And MGE's theme certainly isn't sexual liberation.
It is really.
>MGE's theme is "the bankers working salarymen to death are shit and the society that lets them do it is shit", and if sexual liberation has anything to do with the themes, it's male sexual liberation only.
Wrong, female sexual liberation is the very theme of corruption in the setting. It's like you've never even read any of the official material.
>"Sexual liberation" can only make me think of "people" I don't want to have anything to do with, and I also don't want them to have anything to do with MGE.
Then you're looking for the worst in everything for no reason. If it wasn't for the sexual revolution of the 60s and 70s for example then we probably wouldn't be sitting here discussing a porn setting on an 18+ website. Not everything needs to be neon hair, nose studs and 60 different STDs.
Japan is still very much set in very old ways though, don't let otaku culture fool you, it's still an extremely repressed country which is why corruption in MGE is just seen as a way for women to stop holding themselves back. That's what I meant mostly.

>> No.17994045
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17994045

Lets talk about snakes
People like snakes...unless your indiana jones

>> No.17994051

>>17994037
True, you can walk naked to your favorite monstergirl through an Ushi Oni nest that's having a houseparty with Manticore fratgirls and the worst that'll happen to you are catcalls because they can sense you'd rather have the girl you're heading to.

>> No.17994057

>>17994045

Or unless you travel via airplane frequently.

>> No.17994060

All right now he’s trying a little too hard.

>> No.17994066

>>17994057
Lamias on a plane is a movie I'd watch the shit out of
>the plane becomes a lamia orgy
>Samuel is just standing there, shaking his head slowly in annoyance, ignoring a couple of adoring lamias affectionately clutching his legs.

>> No.17994067

>>17994051
Oh no, not another 100% love discussion.

>> No.17994071

>>17994051
Oh christ it's this guy again

>> No.17994076

>>17994060
Nani?

>> No.17994086
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17994086

>>17994067
Lets talk about mice instead! Do you fellow harem fags like some of your wives dumb or naw? Personally I'd like a few of my mousefus to just be mere mice that would flunk elementary school if they ever had to go to school. But I'd also want them to never the nicest members of the pack too!

>> No.17994087

>>17990910
>>17990915
>>17990884
>Granny Fox pulling her robes back on after a night of furious fucking, she complains mildly about how much her hips ache after you slammed into her like 'a beast possessed'
>You'd swear every move she was making was to draw you to the curves of her hips and breasts as she hums to herself
"Ara... ? Still not satisfied?"
>You're groping one of her soft breasts through the robe, nuzzling your face into the hollow of her neck. One of her hands reaching back and stroking your rock-hard erection
"You're quite the pervert, to be enticed by this body."
>...
>Hours later, you're both waking up, sticky and smelly. Her fur's matted in her tails as she strokes a single finger down your stomach, chuckling to herself.
>There's no more words as she mounts your cock and begins to ride you again. Only the instinctual need to breed the shit out of this old fox.
>Some weeks later, she's complaining about morning nausea and swelling in her ankles, your ex-girlfriend getting increasingly angry as the conversation goes by
>Turns out you knocked her mom and your lover, soon to be wife, up with triplets and she's due by the end of the year

>> No.17994091

>>17994034
They’re deer-based though.

>> No.17994092

>>17994086
That's a big mouse

>> No.17994098

>>17994086
Sure, I'll talk about maus, but I'd only have two of them. The cutie and her sister, both trying to live together by themselves until I come in and start helping them!

>> No.17994101
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17994101

>>17994045
What is the best color for lamia scales?

>> No.17994103

>>17994091
That changes nothing of any importance, give me a Yeti instead and we're talking.

>> No.17994104

>>17993881
https://youtu.be/v3mKxZn2FVM

>> No.17994106

>>17994086
I prefer an intelligent and scheming harem but I'm okay with any monster girl as long as she's cute so I wouldn't object to a dumb one or two.

>> No.17994107

I thought the general rule, above all else, was that you get what you want in a romantic relationship with a monster girl from MGE. Doesn’t that mean no one should be upset?

>> No.17994114

>>17994107
>Doesn’t that mean no one should be upset?
It's almost as if some people want to stir shit up or something.

>> No.17994116

>>17994101
I like blue and yellow. I'd take a lot of picteures of a lamia like that.

>> No.17994126

>>17994107
Its like a past time here to call other peoples ideas and dreams shit
Whether or not they actually are shit is subjective usually

>> No.17994127

>>17994066

Now we just need MG versions of Birdemic, Sharknado, The Room and Troll 2 and we're all set.

>> No.17994161

>>17994127
>Birdemic
Everyone gets raped by bad CG harpies as they try to fend them of with coat hangers
>The Room
Lisa would probably be way less of a bitch and actually love Jhonny, sure that destroys half the fun but still
Mark would be removed one way or another and danny would be an alp
>sharknado
>that ending chansaw scene wont happen, but he would probably satisfy the mershark with a vibe of somesort
>Troll 2
"there raping him! and then their going to rape me!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!"

>> No.17994196

>>17994086
I like my mice to have a low cunning gained from years on the streets.
Not that they'd use it much anymore considering they just laze about the house, eat cheese, and play vidya.
Those soft Mousfus would be a good way to end the day after getting back from work

>> No.17994211
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17994211

Life from stone

>> No.17994219
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17994219

>>17994211
I want a Golem daughteru

>> No.17994221

>>17994211

Dragon's crown was great.

>> No.17994231

>>17993998
KC actually clarified that all female mana, including human females,will corrupt an unicorn.

>> No.17994234

>>17994221
tempted to get the PS4 rerelease when it comes out

>> No.17994236

Would it be possible to have a non ”””furry””” elephant girl?

>> No.17994237

>>17994086
Source on that pic?

>> No.17994248

>>17994211
I want to eat her out and sniff her hair.

>> No.17994251

>>17994236
I should think so
just keep the ears, rearrange the tusk and remove the nose

>> No.17994258

>>17994251
What you don’t wanna fuck Vishnu? Fucking racist.

>> No.17994269

>>17994221
I like two big things about Dragon's Crown.

>> No.17994270

>>17994042
It's really simple, mg can have sex and not fall in love, but they mostly do,and on their first try. I'ts all very clear with the red light district in zinpagu, sure there might be an experienced lady of thye night MG serving men but it's mostly comprised of virgins,

>> No.17994275

>>17994258
Hold up
I thought ganesh was the elephant hindu god? and vishnu the 4 armed blue dude?

>> No.17994278

>>17994275
>>17994258
In doubt just fuck then both, nobody can call you racist then.

>> No.17994285

>>17994270
They only don't fall in love if the guy doesn't like them. Yes, rape still exists in the setting and you can only avoid it if you're married or a hard waifufag.

>> No.17994289

>>17994087
Old foxes are just too lewd not to breed. I'd do lots of depraved things with a granny fox, even after I impregnate her.

>> No.17994292

>>17994285
On a similar note, it goes both ways. Guys can rape unmarried monster girls and move on without settling down too.

>> No.17994294

>>17994087
How old is too old? I feel like anything over 200 year would be a no go for me.

>> No.17994296

>>17994087
That’s the life right there. Three generations of Mofu all wanting your dick. It’s like a MGC sitcom!

>> No.17994305

>>17994292
Yeah, that's also an option. The guy could also run away if he manages to escape the monster's grasp before becoming addicted.

>> No.17994308

Sing for your holsts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ

Play for your holsts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4-47Ybi4R7E

Pamper your holst
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eQzcsN1zdM4

Pet the holst
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PMk8M2IvZvc

>> No.17994309

>>17994285
>They only don't fall in love if the guy doesn't like them.
I think saying she falls if he likes her Is better and more accurate. It's essentially the same thing but it gives more leeway to the Mg.

>> No.17994310

>>17994269
I like 4

>> No.17994315

>>17994292
You can't rape the willing.

>> No.17994326

>>17994294
>he doesn’t want some 2000 year old ancient Mofu love
>or some 1000 year old Lich pussy
Look at this guy and laugh at him.

>> No.17994332

>>17994294
I prefer girls my age, but I'd tap a 250's ass.

>> No.17994334

Would you do a Demon that's so old she's been around since before the current DL was a tinkle in her great great great great great great great great grandpa's eye, was a close advisor for the very first DL, and has a thing for making you experience existential crises mid-coitus?

>> No.17994336
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17994336

>No TV education show hosted by a hakutaku

>> No.17994337

>>17994237
Kaigunmilk's twitter.

>> No.17994340
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17994340

>Hey there Anon! Invest in me and you'll see great returns in your fortunes.
>We can go on a grand adventure across the country, trading goods and networking with new friends.
>Oh, you won't regret this.
>My appearance? I'm working on that...

>> No.17994342

>>17994292
Monster girls will always be stronger than men, that won't happpen.

>> No.17994345

>>17994336
this week's episode,
finding the clitoris

>>17994340
>lets eat trash and get hit by a truck

>> No.17994346
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17994346

Let us travel under the sea

>> No.17994348
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17994348

>there are actually anons arguing on whether their imaginary waifus are pure or not

>> No.17994351

>>17994340
That looks like a racoon dog more than a racoon.

>> No.17994355

>>17994342
In your headcanon maybe, Just let the other ideas flow.

>> No.17994356

>>17994346
I dunno, she's not gonna give me any "special presents" is she?

>> No.17994363
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17994363

>>17994340
BEGONE

>> No.17994364
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17994364

>>17994351
I...yes? What else do you think a tanuki is?
They're genetically related to foxes, hence the old fox-tanuki rivalry.

>> No.17994365

>>17993876
>/pol/
You mean /r9k/ right?

>> No.17994366

>>17994346
i don't travel with old hags

>> No.17994372
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17994372

>>17994364
>Tannuki were wans all along

>> No.17994378

Reminder that Raccoons != Tanukis

>> No.17994379

>>17994363
>Grabbing a Tanuki by the ass and throwing her like that out of your establishment
>She develops a masochistic tendency to want Anon's firm, manly hands on her nookttocks

>> No.17994383

>>17994365
He means /pol/

They have a tanuki thread there. It isn't pretty. I won't go into any further details.

>> No.17994387

>>17994372
I want to turn that haughty Kitsune into a lovey dovey housewife!

>> No.17994388

>>17993960
Bicorns have gotta be super rare though, since banging another MG's husbando is considered haram.

>> No.17994396

>>17994342
>baphomets are 2nd only to lilims
>baphomets can be defeated and fall in love with men stronger than them
If you say so anon.

>> No.17994397

>>17994326
>or some 1000 year old Lich pussy
10 year old Lich pussy is the best Lich pussy.

>> No.17994398

>>17994372
Wans get all the love, but it's OK because they give more than they take.

>> No.17994400

>>17994388
Or her husband could've been raped or he just slept around.

>> No.17994401

>>17993989
>The whole setting is vehemently anti NTR
Tell that to all the poor human women whose hubbies have been stolen by callous MGs.

>> No.17994402

>>17994388
Human mana counts as >>17994231 said. It could be the case that a man tried human relationships and got let down by a cheating whore and found true love with a unicorn.

>> No.17994409
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17994409

>>17989767
Still far from the final version, but this is how it is going.

>> No.17994410

>>17994364
I'm gonna force my way into her strong box and make a deposit.

>> No.17994414

>>17994409
who did you commission?

>> No.17994415

>>17994409
Hips need to be wider.

>> No.17994416

>>17994409
Looks good, nice to see some more dragon love.

>> No.17994418

>>17994414
Looks like the same guy who did that undead samurai muscle girl one has well.

>> No.17994420
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17994420

>>17994308
Alright I did all that and now she's giving me this look, what do I do now?

>> No.17994425

>>17994402
But having even a tiny amount of mana on you is supposed to be a deal-breaker for a unicorn.

>> No.17994430

>>17994420
cuddle

>> No.17994431

>>17994420
Touch the cow

Do it now

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17994433

>>17994103
A White Horn wearing a Yeti's fur bra and panties?

>> No.17994434

>>17994401
I always liked monsterization over kidnapping in these situations. If the two were in love but had infidelity, mamanomana could fix that. If it was a perfect marriage between men and woman, they wouldn’t bother with it unless it would help satisfy the man’s fetish.

>> No.17994438

>>17994414
I commissioned it to the same artist that did the Minotaur having sex pics, saw them and considered he make good MG muscle girls so I gave him a shot. He is called Leenvidia Complex, google it and you should find him.

>> No.17994443
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17994443

>>17994103
>Not wanting the deer pussy
Gaaaaay.

>> No.17994446

>>17994433
No, because it's still a shit whitehorn. I don't get why being a deer instead of a horse suddenly makes it acceptable in the slightest.

>> No.17994447
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17994447

>>17994431

>> No.17994450

>>17994103
sciences has proven
that yetis are actually bears

>> No.17994453
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17994453

>>17994446
Do it for the frontgina.

>> No.17994457

>>17994450
>Yetis are actually bears
That finally explains why they're so obsessed with bear hugs.

>> No.17994458

>>17994425
The profile doesn't mention it being a deal breaker, it mentions the condition for one becoming a bicorn is for her husband to cheat on her OR her to sleep with a non-virgin in the first place. Unicorns are still as lustful as other monster girls and will make dumb decisions for a man they love.

>> No.17994459

>>17994443
I feel shame to know an anon who hates deer pussy.

>> No.17994470

>>17994459
It's called having taste.

>> No.17994479

>>17994470
Yeah, shit taste.

>> No.17994483

>>17994415
Noted, hips will be made wider. Any other suggestion?

>> No.17994488

>>17994416
Its not only a Dragon anon, its best Dragon.

>> No.17994492

>>17994336
>Hakutaku teacher covers a lot on her show
>eventualy is given a human male as a co host
>Subtle changes begin, from her having an extra bounce in her step to stay closer and closer to anon during recordings.
>eventually she starts small segment on love, where she drops hints and lewd inuendo about her own prefrances in men.
>anon is no fool and is starting to sweat from her actions

>> No.17994495

>>17994479
No, good taste. Whitehorns are fucking terrible along with centaurs, bicorns and unicorns.

>> No.17994496

>>17994483
Her thighs could also stand to be a bit softer.

>> No.17994499

>>17994453
Can they have twice as many babies that way?

>> No.17994504

>>17994418
Its the same one that did the Minotaurus, I don't know if he did the Ochimusha as well.

>> No.17994506

>>17994453
Thank god no writers of value actually use them

>> No.17994507

Would ryus, pharaohs and dragons exploit their positions to get cute boys as """""""""Tribute""""""""" for not causing storms, raising taxes and razing villages?

>> No.17994516

>>17994496
Anything else?

>> No.17994518

>>17994488
Nah, she's cute butt not that much. She needs longer hair and more breedable ass. Would befriend though.

>> No.17994520

>>17994507
I'm sure some do.

>> No.17994521

>>17994269

Ryu's wouldn't but the rest, sure

>> No.17994522

>>17994507
Yes, why wouldn't they?

>> No.17994523

>>17994506
What, frontginas or Yetis?

>> No.17994524

>>17994507
I offer myself as tribute.

>> No.17994526

>Sore throat
Doctor Lich, please kill the virus with your magic.

>> No.17994530

>>17994518
She doesn't want to befriend, she wants to marry. She can let her hair grow longer so I don't think thats a problem.

>> No.17994533

>>17994522
Because thats wrong! Its a abuse of power!

>> No.17994534
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17994534

I made a short story to practice at lewds. It didn't come out as well as I wanted, but I figured I'd at least share it
https://pastebin.com/UCu0BV6w

>> No.17994537
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17994537

>>17994526
I bet her solution is for you to give her some head And it will probably work.

>> No.17994540

>>17994526
>"Why not just kill you?"
>"If you're undead you won't get sore throats"

>> No.17994543

>>17994540
I like being alive though.
We can discuss me being undead later.

I like undead girls but I'm a strict believer in the 'all things must die eventually' thing so immortality has no appeal

>> No.17994544

>>17994523
Frontginas.

>> No.17994545

>>17994540
But then I'll be cold and she won't get to enjoy warm cuddles anymore.

>> No.17994547

Maydere kungfu jinkos!

Would love to have such a muscled beast stalking me through the lands with incredible fighting prowess

>> No.17994548

>>17994545
just sit under a sun lamp for a while.

>> No.17994549

>>17994530
I'm sure she would mind a close friend though. We could hang out and play games.

>> No.17994553

>>17994443
That is a smol white horn.

>> No.17994557

A blind little girl and her loli pet kobold.

>> No.17994558

>>17994548
But I don't want to sit under a sun lamp.

>> No.17994560

>>17994549
>Frienship, just friendship
>Between a single monster girl and a single man
Impossible

>> No.17994566

>>17994545
This kills the undead.
>>17994548
It's not the same anon, you can't give her warm cuddles at any time any more, you can't sit under a lamp all day everyday and cuddle and still have her research.

>> No.17994568

>>17994537
>not a gothic themed nurse outfit
>just a generic bog standard one
>not even an off-profile Lich
Wasted potential right here.

>> No.17994569

Top 5s are common so lets try something else, what are your top 5 monster girls that don't get talked about much.

Hard mode: explain what you like about each one and why they should be talked about more.

>> No.17994570

>>17994560
She's a strong and proud dragon, she isn't like those mindless monsters who just think about sex. We'd spend time chatting together with no problem at all.

>> No.17994571

>>17994543
Really? one of the biggest appeals of the undead is the immortality tho, if i got to paradise I wouldn't want to die. But any monster girl can become an undead, thank god, so I'm not restricted to undead only species in my waifu scope.

>> No.17994572

>>17994560
It's possible if the man already has an MG waifu.

>> No.17994575

>>17994571
Yeah, it would take quite a bit to keep me living forever.
I've never been a huge fan of watching friends and family members dying and the thought of outliving them sucks.
Granted, an immortal may view their mortal friends like we view pets but that's besides the point

>> No.17994576

>>17994545

Mentioning to undead that becoming undead yourself means that they won't be able to enjoy your warmth and hearing your heartbeat and breathing would be enough to deter them from suggesting it.

>> No.17994580

>>17994560
It is possible. Once a mg is married she stops being sex crazyas long as her husband gave her plenty of love, and if she gets the she would just excuse herself to go fuck her husband brains out, not all relationship need to be romantic in some way.

>> No.17994582

>>17994568
You can commission your own if it's such a big problem.

>> No.17994584

>>17994576
I wonder if Undead girls would ask the DL for help in that case.

>> No.17994586

>>17994534
Not a fan of first person present tense, or the length but otherwise it was pretty okay.

>> No.17994587

>>17994566
well then consume a bunch of Strontium-90

>> No.17994588

>>17994572
>>17994580
He said single.

>> No.17994599

>>17994584

Yeah it'd be a dilemma for them. Wanting their husband to live as long as they can with the benefits that being undead brings without losing all the things about the living they like.

>> No.17994601

>>17994575
Well seeing family die is part of what we already have to deal with.Things are already bad in that regard being an undead just makes it a little bit worse.

Also,
>having friends
what are you some sort of social buterfly? do you go around and do stuff together? Are you a normie? HA pathetic... I'm so lonely.

>> No.17994602

>>17994587
It just won't be anything like if their husband were still alive.

>> No.17994604
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17994604

I need more bug stories!

>> No.17994608

>Some poor tourist ends up with an Ochi bodyguard
>He wonders if she resents him because he's a filthy gaijin
>There's a pretty heavy language barrier considering she speaks archaic Japanese/Zipangu
>One day he catches her sneering at him, he decides she must hate him
>He continues to avoid her, making sure not to do anything to upset her
>She keeps sneering at him
>He knew it, having a proud and noble warrior be the servant to someone like him must be awful for her, she must hate him
>Meanwhile the Ochi cries into her pillow because the "How to Please your Master" book didn't help, she tried to always greet him with a nice smile but that just made things worse!

>> No.17994609

>>17994588
Even if neither of them is married, if he "doesn't strike her fancy" and if she is not appealing to him they would't fuck. Besides , Dragons are not kn ow to be the most sexual of MGs

>> No.17994610
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17994610

I want to send a Rata a bunch of anonymous letters about myself to see how she reacts
>"Ufufu, let's see what type of girl Anon likes."
>'Anon like to split small squirrels like a log with his dick'
>'Anon wants to turn a small squirrel into a size queen'
>'Anon wants to see how much semen a small squirrel's holes can hold'
>'Anon wants to stuff as many babies as physically possible into a small squirrel'

>> No.17994617

>>17994609
Well she is pretty cute and I like dragons, but she's not really my type and I'm probably not hers, yeah we could be friends.

>> No.17994618

>>17994569
>Gargoyles - they had a stint a couple of threads ago but nothing came of it
>Nekomata/Sphinx - Other great cats exist besides Cheshires
>Chochin-Obake - She will be the light of your life, if you’re a good person
>Cockatrice - Another Thanksgiving has come and past without romancing the bird properly
>Nereid - This aquatic succubus is more appealing than mermaids, at least to me.

>> No.17994624

>>17994610
I would love to do that too, although I'd probably mention how I want her to end up a big, soft fuck/cuddle toy

>> No.17994629

>>17994569
Crow Tengu. This might be cheating as they're also my top species, but there's a lot to love with them, even if they're bland compared to later entries.

Ghost/Kitsune Tsuki. Both for similar reasons. The idea of a slow monsterization where the woman slowly slips into being more like a monster is appealing to me.

Girtablulu. I just like their designs and aggressiveness

Roper. While they often get a "Kill it with fire" response, imagine what would happen if a woman that already had fantasies of being more aggressive now had the means to make it a reality.

>> No.17994632

>>17994608
A cute, would study Japanese to make the misunderstandings disappear. Then marry and training to make us a stronger couple day and "night"

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>>17994629
>Roper
My melanin-enriched brethren.

>> No.17994645

>>17994632
>Ochi decides to get help with English from one of her good friends
>Unfortunately said friend is a Cheshire
>"I appreciate everything you do to me" becomes "Fondle my chest big boy."

>> No.17994651

>>17994569
Familiars - They're undeniably cute and have a lot of opportunity for diversity if you can create alternate 'species' of familiar

Parasite slime - fun with childhood friends, even though I've always been more a believer that its a melding of minds rather than an overwrite

Ghoul - Gluttonous undead that can give blowjobs so long as you are producing semen.

Regular angels - they can have alternate body types besides loli and coming home to a cute, pure girl is fantastic.

Devils: Small housewives that I would love to be spoiled by, although I would prefer mine had some meat on her

>> No.17994661

>>17994568
Cry about it

>> No.17994669

>>17994629
How are crow tengu boring?
they're the nerds of their family species like hakutaku are the nerds of minotaurs.

>> No.17994679

>>17994569
>Cyclops: The original "Big Girl" better and bigger than Onis.
>Mermaid: Just a normal nice homely mg, plus her blood makes you live longer.
>Ogre: I mean she is just perfect, a muscle waifu and battle sex. Fat P'orks get all the attention for some reason.
>Grizzyly: She is a large teddy bear, incredibly huggable and sweet all around.
>Ren Xiongmao: Lewder and stronger Teddy bear. She is a master of poles if you know what I mean.

>> No.17994683

>>17994669
Their design for one. They look just like black harpies in a different outfit. Most of their charm comes from low key details rather then something a central gimmick like Hellhounds, Liches, etc.

>> No.17994685

>>17994569
Medusa - Very rarely got talked about when they're literally the most tsundere snake to ever slither

Nekomata - Interesting youkai from Zipangu who can turn into literal cats to snuggle with you when not doing the nasty.

Chimera - Fun creature, if not a boring design by KC. Receives virtually no fucking content whatsoever. I mean, fuck's sake, even Gargoyles got something a few threads back.

Centaur - I've always liked them, horsepussy and all, but all people shit post about is the Corns, Nightmares, or just meme HORSE PUSSY when normal 'taurs are still good girls.

Cyclops - Literally nobody talks about them ever, outside of one-eye memes. I just like big girls, and most of my shit is Greek based anyway holy shit

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>>17994661
Creative ineptitude is a problem many people here have.

>> No.17994697

>>17994685
Shog, we know you're a fan of hoofpussy.
You'd be welcomed into the horsepussy kingdom on a sleigh pulled by 20 Whitehorns.

>> No.17994699

>>17994679
Ogres are pretty nice, although I'd like them like I like my onis and Orcs.
Or just muscled.
I'm not picky if they are one of the three

>> No.17994701

>>17994640
You have to be careful with them. That average woman might not seem like much, but then the tentacles wrap around you.

>> No.17994716

>>17994697
But I'm not who you say I am

>> No.17994723

>>17994685
I like chimeras, but they have the "problems" of harems while not having the benefits. I would much prefer a harem made of the species that make her personality.

>> No.17994738

>FAKKU has acquired Kitty Media
Oh good, now they're going to ruin anime hentai as well.

>> No.17994754

>>17994738
But anon, its already being ruined by that one studio that half asses its animation thats basicly moving a static image up and down

>> No.17994760

>>17994754
So every studio?

>> No.17994762

>>17994569
>Arch Imp
Powerful lolis that often get overlooked in favour of baphomets and devils. Their smugness and the lewd outfits are deliciously lewd and so it's surprising that the loli lovers around here ignore them so much.
>Cancer
The closest thing to a soap land fantasy MGE has. Their kuu nature probably leads to them getting ignored due to Liches being so popular but they're great in their own right. Sadly the closest they get to being discussed is when shitposters get called cancer. They deserve better.
>Black Harpy
Come on, they're ferocious rapists who become deredere in mating season, what's not to love? They even have the whole handsome tomboy look down perfectly.
>Ant Arachne
NEETs are semi-popular and what's better than a lustful, dominant NEET? It's basically their gimmick and they're always looked over in favour of other races taking the same role.
>Medusa
Tsunderes are cute, tsunderes who aren't overly abusive and beat their man are even cuter.
>Tentacle
Okay, I know why this one isn't talked about much but they're still adorable accidental rapists who deserve love.
>Girtablilu
The OG sadists, Manticores always fill this role when someone wants a sadistic girl but there's another sadist with venom who comes with wonderfully brown skin who also needs attention.
>>17994618
>Nereid
Was close to making my list honestly, it was a tough call. One of the best aquatic girls.
>>17994629
Good to see a fellow scorpion lover.
>>17994651
You're probably right with it being a melding of minds, that's how roper works for example.
>>17994679
Sadly MGE Cyclops is destined to be thrown in with monoeye jokes forever despite being nothing like the monoeyes people talk about. Such a shame, huge girls with blue skin deserve more.
>>17994685
My nigga, Medusas are love.

>> No.17994764

>>17994754
I still remember when some oni one got animated and it ended up with horrible horse face blowjobs

>> No.17994767

>>17994754
Queen bee? Fuck em.

>> No.17994768

>>17994754
Queen bee?
That might be annoying but that's not THAT bad.

>> No.17994772

>>17994762
That's pretty much the only reason why I like Ropers/Parasite slimes.

A melding/opening up of their emotions is fine.
Mindcontrol not so much.

And Cyclops are olev, under appreciated muscle smiths

>> No.17994777

>>17994764
It's no big loss, the original vn was ntr anyway.

>> No.17994782

>>17994777
I know.
I just found the faces were hilarious in that one.

>> No.17994788

>>17994764
It was already garbage.

>> No.17994794

>>17994788
Oh, I know the content itself was garbage but the faces themselves were the cherry on top.

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17994797

>>17994492
Would make tiny takus with.

>> No.17994804

>>17994738
I'm still pissed they took z-ton

>> No.17994812

>>17994645
>”Fandaru mai chetsu bigu boi”
>”I-I don’t think you mean that.”
>”Feeru and rick mai absu”
>”What?”
>She’s still not getting anything back from him
>Tries that secret phrase that strange pink Nekomata reccomended
AI LOVE YU. RETS FUK!

>> No.17994814

>>17994804
They can have him after his batgirl double NTR bullshit.

>> No.17994815
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17994815

>>17994569
>Alice
There's nothing like the soft, tender embrace of an innocent maiden, whose heart is filled with nothing but unconditional love for her protector. The thought of being relied on by one makes my heart tingle.

>Devil
May as well be the living embodiment of a loli onee-san. She does nothing but dote on you, slam her foot on your dick and watch you squirm, give you lots of love and affection when you feel down. As someone with depression having someone watch my mood like a hawk would no doubt be a life-saver.

>Familiar
Mofu Imouto, much more charming and adorable than a salty old baphomet that's already had 80 dicks in her "ultimate pussy." By far the best teddy bear you could ever ask for.

>Otohime
Himedere with a ton of bully potential. I like classy girls and I would move heaven and earth to go to her kingdom. Also one of the few legless MG's I'd be okay with marrying without much complaint.

>Kitsune-Tsuki
Technically cheating, but I've got a real soft spot for mikos. I wouldn't mind it if she never turned into a full inari, but I'm sure as hell gonna try. Also I'm a sucker for black hair.

Seriously though, where are all the Alice posters? I feel so lonely.

>> No.17994822

>>17994685
I like horse pussy unironically. I'm just a huge slut for thighs and hips.

>> No.17994826

Just realized MGE never has to answer the question of harpies eating chicken or mermaids eating fish or p'orcs eating ham since every girl is based on myths and fairy tales and none of them are just animals but half human

>> No.17994833

>>17994569
in no particular order
gargoyle - rock solid design and her new art makes her look a thousand times better, plus her whole "when day rolls around the both of you are stuck together" thing sounds pretty hot
mershark - angry rapist mermaid with love bites
were girls - nothing wrong with the basics
ant arachne - something about them gets me going i have no clue what
grandharva - big song bird

>> No.17994840

>>17994569
Mimic, I have a nostalgia boner for classic dungeon monsters, and finding one would be my greatest treasure.
Redcap, they are just plain fun and who doesn't like to battle a loli?
Flowkelp, because I find it funny that MG beaches would be full of shaggy seaweed men, who are all just backpacking their Flowkelps
Dark Slime, the original Dark Mage before it was cool, and also the best color of slime coincidentally.
Gazer, they get so much picture content that talking about them seems almost unfair

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>>17994822
I just like the potential of a centaur to be able to pin me against a wall and milk me dry.

>> No.17994849

>>17994844
That's a small horse

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>>17994815
>Seriously though, where are all the Alice posters? I feel so lonely.
You called? Would marry an alice.

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17994853

>>17994826

>> No.17994854

>>17994840
>A bunch shaggy haired men with surfboards and flowing golden locks running across the beach bay watch style.

>Their flowkelp wives hanging on for dear life with exasperated expressions.

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17994859

Am I still supposed to follow the format that one anon suggested? I've finished writing the story idea I had after reading "Open" so long ago and put off for some reason.

Only in Death
https://pastebin.com/H1dUYunB
Tags: No smut, Demon
Synopsis: An inquisitor arrives to a city, only to find that some entities have it under siege by snatching those who attempt to enter or leave. As the siege progresses and events occur within the city, the inquisitor, along with a knight-sergeant and an apothecary, are driven into situations that test their definitions of loyalty.

20k words so even though it turned out a bit longer than I imagined it's still around the wordcount of "Open".

>> No.17994862

>>17994849
Not small, just compact. And she's still probably strong enough to pull that off.

>> No.17994865

>>17994815
I'm here but my love of Alices also includes slightly malicious things like spoiling her with sweets or turning her into an oppai alice just so I can give her the dick and make her forget that she had a larger bust for a bit so she is shocked in the morning

>> No.17994869

>>17994852
What are the best ways to dress up an alice?

I'm 50/50 on goth loli and a nurse outfit.

>> No.17994876

Which drawfag does the best lolis?

>> No.17994879

>>17994862
>Not small, just compact.
Whatever you say, Jerma.

>> No.17994884

>>17994879
She's portable. You could fit her in your bag like those toy chihuahuas.

>> No.17994892

>>17994876
Nav.

>> No.17994894

>>17994865
>Oppai Alice
Alice's are not for oppai! Alice's are for giving pudgy hips and pinching lewdly!

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>>17994876
I don't know about best, but I have my preferences.

>> No.17994899

>>17994762
>it's surprising that the loli lovers around here ignore them so much
I don't actually like any of the loli by default -species all that much for some reason, and I guess it's an added bonus that it's kind of fun to imagine what younger versions of the "normal" MGs are like.

>> No.17994904

>>17994894
I enjoy both.
An alice with a bit of pudge is for snuggling and spoiling.

Oppai alices are also for snuggling and spoiling

>> No.17994905

>>17994869
How about combine the both in a gothic nurse outfit?

>> No.17994910

>>17994905
Like some kind of loli Takemi?

>> No.17994913

>>17994569
Holst: All of my titty fetishes in one soft body, and they're precious little cinnamon rolls that can still be pushed to be rape monsters.

Anubis: Gorgeous brown, incredible ass, paws, and strict with a hidden sweet side.

Lich: The kuu queen that dethroned mantis for me. Bonus points for science and a massive, heaving rack.

Medusa: Tsun snek is best snek, and her design is cute af. Top it off with being able to do cute shit with their gaze.

Wyvern: Loyal as hell, toned, and comes with all the perks of dragons. Would happily adventure with.

>> No.17994916

>>17994913
>Not talked about much
I can't read too well, I guess.

>> No.17994917
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>>17994913
>Holst
>Anubis
>Lich
Amazing reading comprehension there anon.

>> No.17994920

>>17994917
Already acknowledged it.

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17994933

>What's wrong, dear?
Why don't
>you
open your
>eyes?
Not those eyes

>> No.17994936

>>17994853
>Holstaur69
>It's a Holstaur eating a burger
How ironic.

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>>17994697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DTt8vk7hYw

Hoof pussy is shit like Baphomets and my spirit animal, Satyros. Also why twenty White Horns when there's better girls to love on, nerd. It's not like I unironically dream about marrying one some times.

God you fucking memers, first Chaosfucker. Now this. Love Nina is still the best Vengeance path fucking fight me.

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>>17994701
>Anon's anal chasity is in danger!

>> No.17994968

>>17994933
I want to fuck that crawling chaos.

>> No.17994969

I would love to have a holst and her mino cousin as wives.

I'd help that holst get big and muscled while her cousin relaxes and gets soft

>> No.17994977

>>17994569
>Troll
Soft and huggable body made for breeding. Don't deserve to be bullied for their large hands and feet.

>Alice
Lewd but innocent and perfect little sister material.hate having two little brothers

>Centuar
Horse pussy jokes aside, i have a soft spot for them, always saw em as that close friend you'll never have.

>Nightmare
Despite them being really shy and cute they're very lewd outside of dreams.

>Unagi Joro
Clumsy Housewife that can increase your stamina thru food and sex

>> No.17994978

>>17994964
Fuck off

>> No.17994979

>>17994849
They'd have to be small in order for you to be able to fuck them without a stool.

>> No.17994984

>>17994978
I know you secretly want it, just like all the Christfag preachers that get caught soliciting gay prostitutes.

>> No.17994987

>>17994978
Have you learned to not give them (You)s yet?

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>>17994979
Just have them lay down or sit on you. Or use your bed.

>> No.17994999

>>17994994
Horsepussyfags out

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>>17994979
At least for White Horns, deer aren't that big.
Reindeer, on the other hand...

>> No.17995035

>>17994569

Kejourou - I'm biased since they're my absolute favorite but I really like the versatility of the hair combined with their lewd but devoted personalities which does it for me.

Flow Kelp - Being able to shift between a voluptuous and a petite form is pretty underutilized. The design is really nice. I find their clingy personality to be endearing too.

Ittan-momen - The imagery of a man struggling against cloth is amusing to me. Plus I just like their whimsical and ghostly nature.

Nureonago - Cute housewives who want to protect your smile. I dunno. For whatever reason I prefer them to the preferred maid types.

Merrow - I'm just surprised no one has seemingly come up with the idea of a Ratatoskr who gives lewd stories to a Merrow.

Yes I'm aware the majority on this list are Zipangu MGs. Whatever.

>> No.17995038

>>17994569

>Sylph
I always enjoyed wind magic and some playfulness, Sylphy is perfect for that and I could flip some skirts too with the power of jizou.

>Barometz
The whole nectar thing seems very fun, especially if different part of their body tasted different and so did their sweat. You could also have two or more and mix their tastes for something even better.

>Lava Golem
Always liked smouldering sex and the color of lava, fucking a golem like that would be heaven. Just imagine how her pussy juices taste like and how good it would feel to paint her insides white.

>Phantom
The chuuniness and how she can create ilussions is what sells her to me, plus she is /fa/ as fuck and I'd love to spend the whole afternoon going on adventures with one.

>Kesaran pasaran
I love how they drug you up and you can use them as onaholes, like in the bonus picture.

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>>17995009
I always assumed White Horns were based on reindeer given the winter clothes, shaggy fur, and antler design.

>> No.17995052

>>17995039
Still not as big as a horse, at least.
I wonder how fluffy they get with their winter coats. Not the clothing silly.

>> No.17995060

>>17995039
I like her hat

>> No.17995064

>>17995052
Clydesdale centaurs would be interesting

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>>17994999
>not wanting to fuck a centaur's hind pussy while eating out her front pussy as she's laying on her back

>> No.17995083

>>17995067
Gee Bella, your mom lets you have two pussies?

>> No.17995091
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>>17995083
>Bella

>> No.17995099

What happens when a hugely popular MGC boy band star ______alps____________? How would the fans react?

>> No.17995100

>>17994977
>When it's stupidly easy to fluster a Centaur by riding her back, especially when she's a friend of your family
>She keeps telling you it's only so you can get home faster, when in reality the feeling of your cock grinding against the small of her back drives her crazy
>Stops by your house one day, telling you that she wants to go for a walk in the park, face absolutely flushed
>Ignores you when you ask her if she's come down with something, telling you to take your usual spot riding her
>There's a sweet, syrupy aroma in the air but you can't quite place it, all you know is that alot of onlookers are gawking at you with some Succubi sniggering
>Deep enough into the park you get forced against a tree, your friend showing you that yes, she does have a second vagina down there in front
>But rather than fuck you right there she turns around, showing you her horse pussy, telling you that the heat's not going away
>Your mouth and fingers do nothing to help her, and by this point she's practically begging you to foal her
>It's hard to gauge her reactions when screwing since you're forced to look at her backside, but she keeps trying to suppress her moans and grunts while you fuck her vice-like and blistering hot cunt
>Unfortunately for you, centaur mating usually proceeds stupidly fast and it's not even two minutes into it until she's practically whinnying and climaxing on your cock
>Fuck this shit, you can't get off like this
>Turn her around, even though her heat is quickly dissipating and smash your lips into hers, groping her massive tits forcefully like you're kneading dough
>She's refusing eye contact while you drip one hand down into her frontal slit, noting how it has even stronger muscles than the back
>The entire time you're fucking her in what would amount to standing sex with a human girl's leg hoisted up, she's trying and failing to not make eye contact
>You swear she'd start a forest fire when you ask her if she can even get pregnant from the front, making her entire body flush
>After it's all said and done, both sets of parents are congratulating you two on finally 'tying the knot'
>TFW you two were set up from birth by your
parents as part of a tradition from the old country
>Years later, you still take your wife on park rides when the little ones are asleep
>Always to end in furious fucking against that same old tree

>> No.17995103

>>17995099
Much wailing, gnashing of teeth, and a guy getting lucky

>> No.17995115

>>17994812
How do you think an US airport TSA would react to a Ochi?

>> No.17995118

>>17995115
An interperter oni, and her having to disarm before she leaves.

All weapons MUST be demon silver, MUST be pre-approved, and MUST have the appropriate registration

>> No.17995119

>>17994569
>Jorou-Gumo
The absolute switch spider, its either "Gentle cuddler" or "Absolute Rape-machine that makes Ushi-Oni's look consensual."
>Kitsune-tsuki
The slight yandere no one expected. You see the extra bits and you're life is now hers.
>Griffon
Dragons might be my favorite but god damn i love me some possessive eagle women.
>Ren Xiongmao
No one talks about the actual aggressive-seduction panda women.

I am one hell of a sub.

>> No.17995129

>>17995119
I would enjoy a pudgster Ren Xiongmao, some aggressive cuddling from her would be nice

>> No.17995140
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17995140

>>17995119
I want her to gnaw on my bamboo!

>> No.17995156

>>17995115
soy bean bag guns

>> No.17995160

>>17995156
>That TSA Lich who uses Command Undead when a wight, ochi, zombie dragon, or even vampire are getting too uppity.

It's a living

>> No.17995166

>>17995160
>Wight Leader lets her position get to her head
>Lich has to use Command Undead to remind her of her place

>> No.17995168

>>17994669
>How are crow tengu boring?
they need to be more like this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1512526770287.webm

>> No.17995170

>>17995156
or just hand them a sake bottle traped in a big ice cube, that should keep them occupied for a while.

>> No.17995171

>>17995166
>Local alchemical delivery anon walks in and sees a fully armored, high level wight sweeping the floors with a maid head-dress on and a sign that says "I a bad girl who got uppity with the mistress."
>If she could drain energy with but a stare, she'd have left the anon on the floor

>> No.17995173

>>17994892
>Nav
I might be biased because a lot of them are my favourite race too.

>> No.17995175

>>17994569
>Dormouse
I actually don't see much discussion about her anymore, I'm surprised she even gets talked about less than regular large mice. But these girls are super cute and sleep-sex is a huge fetish of mine. I imagine they also liked to be piggybacked or princess carried by their husbands a lot, which would be nice as well. Plus sleep talking is adorable!

>Humpty Egg
Meme status prevents them from being taken too seriously. I love how they imprint on their husbands, and their egg-shell bindings are a cool concept.

>Living Doll
Doll-joints are hot and they make a great team with Alices. I also think they are high-tier yans and having 2-3 living dolls stalking you sounds super nice. Wish there was a variant were they were stuffed animals too, like a loli-grizzly with fur that was felt instead of, well, fur, and they had fake paws and all that kinds of stuff.

>Nurarihyon
I don't get why people don't like these girls as much. They are basically smoke-lilims that grant their husbands harems that could literally be one hundred girls big or more, and help turn him into a god of sexuality the likes of which the world has yet to see.

>Devil Bugs
Also meme-tier-ish girls, which is unfortunate. Though they are kind of the most basic monster girl out there, but I kind of find that charming. I also like being swarmed by low-intelligence lovey-dovey bugs.

>> No.17995181

>>17995175
I don't mind smoke-hobo but my interests tend to be better served by Orcs than them.... Although a muscled Nurarihyon with a yakuza back tattoo could be cool

>> No.17995182
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>>17994569
>Kitsune-bi
Warm fox spirits that have a lot potential, especially if they could inhabit Automatons and Golems.
>Werecat
The tastiest vanilla species in the MGE. I just want some big fat cats and ass too.
>Redcap
Berserker huntress lolis that can hack at you with an array of demonic silver weaponry. I want a fat-bottomed one to facesit me.
>Living Doll
Their doll joints really do it for me, and for some reason I'm strangely attracted to the vertical lines below their eyes. Same thing for Automatons.
>Zombie
The first form of one of my top species, I appreciate them for the fact that they draw out my inner S. I just want an MGE Zombie with Frederika-tier proportions to milk like a Holstaur and dress in cowprint.

>> No.17995184

>>17995100
not pounding her horse pussy like the bitch in heat she is

>> No.17995191

>>17995175
>Smoke Lilims
When it comes to Charisma? Yes.
When it comes to actual power? No. They are actually really weak according to japanese folklore. KC probably based a lot of her off the one manga. with the boy who's 1/4 youkai and the Yuki Onna heroine who wants his kids.

>> No.17995203

>>17995191
rosario vampire?

>> No.17995206

>>17995181
>muscled Nurarihyon
There goes all her charisma and beauty.

>> No.17995209

>>17995206
>No charisma and beauty
Come on, beauty and a well built frame have beauty and power all their own.

That's the kind of girl I'd come back and hear the 'ufufufu' of

>> No.17995210

>>17995203
The other one.
The Yuki Onna with the Yandere looking ring eyes.

>> No.17995237

>>17995209
No they reduce her femininity by a lot and she loses that seductive and mysterious aura, the only strength she'll be getting is a physical one. She'd lose almost everything she has.

>> No.17995244

>>17995237
Please, she can be seductive.
Also, bodyshots off her abs

>> No.17995249
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17995249

I wanna be her squire.

>> No.17995252

>>17995249
>stats
oh boy

>> No.17995253

>>17995249
I want to fill that womb

>> No.17995258

>>17995252
Is it, dare I say, time for power levels?

>> No.17995259

Fuck now I almost want to write a story with a White Horn.

>> No.17995264

>>17995259
Do it faggot you won't

>> No.17995270

>>17995249
>Heart
>Maxed out
OP as fuck, what were the devs thinking?

>> No.17995274

>>17995264
Don't fucking tempt me nerd I have at least one day off coming next week.

>> No.17995276

>>17994569
>Living Dolls
Kind of an immediate appeal due to a long-time suspicion towards sentient toys due to watching 'The Christmas Toy' in my youth. Plus, I tended to take good care of my shit back in the day, so it leads the mind to wander.

>Blue Oni
Something about the complexion and reserved attitude. I suppose I should mention Red Oni as well, but I feel they get just a bit more attention over the blue ones.

>Werebat
Quite the under-represented were- species out there.

>Golems
Proto-automatons. Though I've an open preference towards artificial life.

>Apsara
Milk-and-Honey dancer. I'm reminded of Ms. Torso from 'Rear Window"...or Salma Hayek from 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

>> No.17995277

>>17995274
DO IT YOU WON'T

>> No.17995278

>>17995270
They are Succubi in armor so yeah.

>> No.17995280

>>17995249
Armored heels are wonderful.

>> No.17995282

>>17995277
I SAID I ALMOST WANTED TO GIVE YOUR BALLS A TUG YOU TITFUCKER

>> No.17995287

>Play Destiny 2
>Karnstein armlets
>“You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one for ever.”

I swear this is what Shirohebis write in their love letters.

>> No.17995290

>>17995282
TUG YOUR OWN BALLS THEN MINE, ARE OFF LIMITS YOU LITERAL FAGGOT

>> No.17995295

>>17995290
>added a comma to avoid fuckery due to no comma
>accidentally cause precisely what I set out to avert

>> No.17995303

>>17995166
That would make me love Liches more than I already do
>getting bullied by your vampire classmate who calls you a limp-dick bloodbag
>suddenly her body tenses up and your lich girlfriend appears, telling her she'll get something better to suck than blood
>commands her to pull down your pants, exposing your massive member
>lich tells vampire to take a deep breath or she might choke before ordering her to throat you
>lich assures you that she will make any undead understand how great you are

>> No.17995306
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17995306

>>17988753
Human girls are disgusting and will cheat on you.

>> No.17995308

>>17995303
>Vampires
>Breathing

Lich-san is a bit of a ditz isn't she?
Regardless, that's great, although she needs to take care not to let her will slip.
Vampires don't take being controlled all that well

>> No.17995310

>>17995306
>Shindol
OUT OF THIS HOUSE, OUT OF THIS HOUSE

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17995313

>>17995249
Dark Knights have potential.

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>>17995310
No bully.

>> No.17995319

>>17995310
Fragile and Tough was cute as shit. Hard to believe he made that.

>> No.17995329

>>17995317
>>>/a/

>> No.17995330
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17995330

>>17995310
>he doesn't like ShindoL
Plebs get out

>> No.17995332

>>17995313
Level 99 armor.
I used to like poking fun at female armor in video games before SJWs turned it into "srs business."

>> No.17995336

>>17995308
>spoiler
No worries. By the time that happens, the vampire will be too addicted to you cock to even care about being controlled in the first place. Even better if she's too prideful to admit it.
>vampire is eagerly sucking you off, saying she wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't being controlled
>lich says she released the spell a long time ago
>vampire pauses for a moment, then goes back blowing you with even more gusto, refusing to believe what she just heard and saying she's still being forced to drink your thick, tasty semen

>> No.17995338

>>17995330
DELETE THIS

>> No.17995342

>>17995306
>>17995317
>>17995330
Fuck off

>> No.17995344

>>17995336
Perfect, although Lich-san may soon get jealous of the fact that the vampire is constantly blowing you under the table, especially after SHE came up with that spell to boost you semen production.

Don't worry, its harmless and she cast it in your sleep

>> No.17995348

>>17994401
I bet you there is an entire porn industry of high powered monsters ntring human women in front of them. It's called monsterdom.

>> No.17995353

>>17995348
IT would always end with a monsterized wife showing up and engaging in bigamy at the end though.

Monster girls detest all forms of NTR

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>>17995168
I have no idea what just happened.

>> No.17995370

>>17995317
Was there anything after this one?

>> No.17995372

>>17995344
That's why you get them to double team you. No way just one girl can handle all the semen you can pump out with that spell. Afterall, the vampire goes under the table looking fine, but comes back up looking like she nine months pregnant. And that's after just two loads.

>> No.17995376

>>17994401
They don't NTR them away from human wife, they turn the human wife into a Monster Girl.

>> No.17995378

>>17995372
Silly anon, that vampire would proudly inform you that she could, theoretically, hold up to five loads thanks to her enhanced durability.
I-If that stupid command undead was forced upon her again.

Lich-san would probably try to 'win you back' during study-time by giving you a blowjob ever five questions you get right or by studying 'in your lap' and milking you while she reads

>> No.17995384

>>17995353
>>17995376
But monster girls don't like to share, except Bicorns and Devil Bugs.

>> No.17995390

>>17995384
And Giant Mice, and Khepris, and mothers and their daughters.

>> No.17995402

>>17995390
Don't forget Damphirs

>>17995384
Please, girls will most definately share if they like the guy, or think you deserve better.

Why, a girl like a holst may properly 'prepare' your wife/girlfriend to properly care for you and love you, along with a bust upgrade

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>> No.17995411

>>17995404
She can watch all she wants.
I only put it in big, fat cuddle cats and she ain't it

>> No.17995418

Could you change a anubis view on whipping slaves by Whipping her during sex?

>> No.17995420

>>17995378
Ha, five loads. I'd like to see her try. Not even lich-chan can suck down that much.
>the next day, Anon is found severely dehydrated from the competitive blowjob session between lich and vampire

>> No.17995423

>>17995420
>Anon's dehydrated
>Lich-san and Vampire-dono are both wearing their full body robes to hide the seed bumps

Such precocious girls, I'm surprised the vampire hasn't started drinking from anon as 'payback' for what his lich girlfriend did to her

>> No.17995428

>>17995404
I would make unwavering eye contact with her, orient myself to give her a perfect view, and dare her to do something.

>> No.17995444

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Ratas make excellent heat sources during cold winter nights.
And in your bed

>> No.17995445

What the hell were holstaur's before the current DL took over? Pacifistic cow people that descended from the more blood-thirsty minotaur?

>> No.17995453

>>17995445
Holstaurs are decedent from current Minotaurs, so there were no Holstaurs before the current DL, just Minotaurs.

>> No.17995456

>>17995444
Extra, extra! Local Winterstown news squirrel needs a daki on cold nights, applicants welcome!

>> No.17995463

>>17995445
Holstein cattle.

>> No.17995464

>>17995456
Weird, I figured that the extra meat would keep her warm.
I'm signing up regardless

>> No.17995465

>>17995428
>"What are you gonna do, prank me?"
>Quote from man japed.

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17995468

Anemones.

>> No.17995497

>>17995444
Will she also keep my dick warm at night?

>> No.17995507

>>17995456
>>17995444
I want to eat out a lewd bodied rata and keep her from running away

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17995512

IT IS THE XX-TH MILLENIUM.

FOR UNTOLD CENTURIES THE CHIEF GOD HAS SAT ON THE GOLDEN THRONE. SHE IS THE MISTRESS OF MANKIND BY THE WILL OF THE ANGELS AND THE MISTRESS OF A THOUSAND LANDS BY THE MIGHT OF HER INEXHAUSTIBLE ARMIES. SHE IS A WOUNDED GODDESS WRITHING INVISIBLY WITH POWER FROM THE AGE OF THE FORMER CHIEF GODS. SHE IS THE OVERLORD OF THE ORDER FOR WHOM A THOUSAND VIRGINS ARE SACRIFICED EVERY DAY SO SHE WILL NOT DIE.

YET EVEN IN HER UNMOVING STATE, THE CHIEF GOD CONTINUES HER ETERNAL VIGILANCE. MIGHTY BATTLEFLEETS CROSS THE MAMONO-MANA-INFESTED WATERS OF THE GREAT SEAS, THEIR WAY LIT BY ANGELS CARRYING OUT THE CHIEF GOD'S WILL. VAST ARMIES GIVE BATTLE IN HER NAME IN UNCOUNTED LANDS. GREATEST AMONG HER SOLDIERS ARE THE PALADINS, SPECIALLY TRAINED WARRIORS FROM BIRTH. THEIR COMRADES IN ARMS ARE LEGION, THE ORDER OF THE HOLY KNIGHTS AND THE ARMIES OF COUNTLESS NATIONS UNDER THE ORDER, AND THE EVER-VIGILANT INQUISITION, TO NAME ONLY A FEW. BUT FOR ALL THEIR MULTITUDES, THEY ARE BARELY ENOUGH TO HOLD OFF THE EVER-PRESENT THREAT TO HUMANITY FROM THE MONSTER GIRLS.

TO BE A MAN IN SUCH TIMES IS TO BE ONE AMONGST UNTOLD MILLIONS. IT IS TO LIVE IN THE CRUELEST AND MOST PURITANICAL REGIME IMAGINABLE. THESE ARE THE TALES OF THOSE TIMES.

FORGET THE POWER OF SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY, FOR SO MUCH HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN, NEVER TO BE RELEARNED. FORGET THE PROMISE OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING, FOR IN THE GRIM DARK FUTURE THEIR IS ONLY WAR. THERE IS NO PEACE IN THIS WORLD, ONLY AN ETERNITY OF RAPE AND CORRUPTION, AND THE MOANING OF THIRSTING SUCCIBI.

>> No.17995514

>>17995512
Shut up, fag.

>> No.17995515

>>17995512
Fuck off back to your shitty other chan already.

>> No.17995517

>>17995512
Go back to your containment board.

>> No.17995519

>>17995468
The only major problem I could see dating her is that she’s venomous and that would make it very hard to hug/cuddle her. Other than that she seems friendly enough so I’d give her a chance.

>> No.17995522

>>17995519
Become her clownfish.

>> No.17995523

>>17995182
>Kitsune-Bi inhabiting a Golem
>”Master there are foreign runes that keep appearing on my hind section and my head. They seem to indicate instructions on how to create a tail and fox ears. I had no idea aruji enjoyed such things ufufufu~”

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>> No.17995528

>>17995526
Ganbatte Dr. Flayer, PsyD. LCPC!

>> No.17995530

>>17995526
>in need of one
Yes.
>want one
No.

>> No.17995532

>>17995526
I would never trust a mindflayer within fifty yards of my head.

>> No.17995536

>>17995532
How do you know they haven't been already?

>> No.17995539

>>17995536
How do you know that you exist?

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17995541

New commission of Miia from Less.

I've always loved this kind of outfit, and seeing her wear it in the cover page for the newest chapter made me really want to get more of her in it.

>> No.17995545

How organized is your monstergirl folders?

>> No.17995547

>>17995526
It's cheaper and faster then drugs and therapy.

>> No.17995548

>>17995545
Barely.
>Waifu
>Kitsune
>Literally everything else

>> No.17995551

>>17995545
I have them roughly ordered by species, but I haven't kept up with any sort of image organization in several months so it has gotten way out of hand. The one folder I do always keep up with is my waifu/daughteru folder, those all follow the same naming convention and are organized very well.

>> No.17995552

>>17995545
>waifu
>every other dragon in specific folders for their race
>every lewd thing
>yandere's
I could do it better.

>> No.17995553

>>17995541
Something seems off about the face scales, but besides that it's great work. Miia is still my favorite lamia and that entire first chapter(volume?) is pure bliss.

>> No.17995556

>>17995545
don't you mean folder? I just dump them all in one. the secret is good filenaming

>> No.17995558

>>17995553
Miia's scales tend to point straight while the image is curved because of the smile in the image.

>> No.17995565

>>17995558
I guess I never realized the scales would move with her cheeks. That good detail. I forget if you've ever mentioned but, what's your opinion on the "Dorito"?

>> No.17995567

>>17994569
>Slime
MGE has nine slime variants and the only one people care about is Shoggoth.
A waifu who can not only change the disposition of her mass but also her body chemistry offers nearly unlimited possibilities. She could mold herself into any body type or personage. This particularly applies to the smart ones such as Dark Slime. She could drink colorants and cosplay anything, refine liquids for you to consume, entrap you more thoroughly than most monsters, etc.

>Ittan-momen
Being in bed with my comfy blankets is literally the most pleasure I have in life. Life is pain.
The idea of them coming alive and pinning me down is really fun. Especially since I have a satin sheet I've been using as a fap cloth since forever...if anything in my life got demonized, it would probably be that just from virtue of receiving gallons of my spunk.

>Chochin-Obake
At this point we should probably make a team of forgotten low-grade lolis like Charybdis, Mandragora, and Kisseran Parmesan.
I like all of the fire designs.

>Cupid
Bandwagon for a short while, now nonfactor.
Prefiero "Soldado del Amor"

>Cu Sith
A dog is fine too, even if they can't be posted here.

>> No.17995572

>>17995565
I'm going to take a guess when you mean her face scales, I personally don't like it since it just feels out of place on the body, I mean you don't see scales on her arms or upper body, but somehow there is scales on the face?

>> No.17995581

>>17995567
screw you, I will never forget tsundere Cupids, moron.

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>Hyaaaaah!

>> No.17995593

>>17995565
The dorito is cute anon
I want to buy miia some fancy frilly ones

>> No.17995596

>>17995526
I'm wracked by guilt over things my rational mind knows aren't my fault, that happened over a decade ago and which still keep me up at night.
Flay me, flay me good.

>> No.17995625

>>17995588
Giving sallies new weapons for their birthday makes them squeal.

>> No.17995636

>>17995539
Thinking can be an indicator

>> No.17995638

>>17995588
Guando!

>> No.17995641

>>17995625
I want to see a Salamander react to a sword the same way Snake does in MGS3

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>>17995519
How about whatever this is?

>> No.17995656

>>17995651
Depends. What are her interests? What does she do for a living? Where does the penis go in? What's her favorite food? Any hobbies?

>> No.17995658

Friendly reminder that all monstergirls belong on leashes in public, no matter how young or old they are.

>> No.17995660

>>17995658
He's right you know. What's the point of fastening the collar around their husband if they're not going to hold the leash.

>> No.17995661

>>17995658
I can put a leash on my Dark Slime but she would be little more than entertaining me.

>> No.17995662

>>17995656
>Where does the penis go in?
Well you can see at least two holes of appropriate size on her.

>> No.17995666

>>17995658
Even though my wife is a Kobold and that would happen plenty of times with both her and our daughteru, what happens when I want to be on the leash instead?

>> No.17995675

>>17995656
It warms my heart to see posts like this. Yes, tits and ass or lack there of are amazing, but a monster girl still is part girl and wants to be treated as such. Get to know them as a "person".

>> No.17995686

>>17995666
KDF confirmed satan.
And wouldn't they both take turns, or each hold one leash?

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I need pictures! Pictures of kind reindeer maidens!

>> No.17995699

>>17995686
That'd most likely take turns anon, as me wearing two leashes just sounds silly.

>> No.17995704

>>17995699
They'd*

>> No.17995705

>>17995689
Your wish is my command.

>> No.17995706

>>17995699
Nothing wrong with silly if you're enjoying it I think.

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>>17995689
>>17995705
And I forgot the image like an idiot.

>> No.17995714

>>17995689
Ayy lmao
http://mgewiki.com/w/White_Horn/Gallery

>> No.17995716

>>17995706
That would be right in most cases, but two leashes at once still just seems a little too weird. Maybe my daughteru can ride on my shoulders or my back, that would work much better!

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>>17995714
Holy shit.

>> No.17995740

>>17995675
Exactly, in my mind a monster girls personality is even more important then how she looks. Getting to know them and treating as a person is just feels like the natural right thing for me to do. Plus treating like the person they are allows you form the strongest possible bonds with them, since you both learn about each other’s likes and makes the romance even better in my opinion

>> No.17995755

>>17995714
>Zero lewds
That's honestly shocking. I know that she isn't super popular, but she always seemed liked enough. Maybe people still have a hangup about the whole deer pussy thing.

>> No.17995756

>>17995740
This so much anon, this is why I wouldn't mind my waifu being a species other than my top favorite because what matters most to me is what's on the inside. Granted, I would prefer her to be my top favorite species of course, but she could be almost any other as long as that is the only difference from how I've imagined her.

>> No.17995768

>>17995716
Whatever works for you.

>> No.17995771

>>17995740
>>17995756
I'd like to experience that "fish don't know they're in water" moment with a monster girl. Some point where she says something innocent and natural to her culture but unusual and different to our own. For example, would a lamia be initially confused by idioms like the shoe being on the other foot or putting pants on one leg at a time? Speaking of, what about their clothing? Would they develop clothes that they thread their body into like we do, or would their clothing attach around them? I just love the thought of learning how something other than humans tackle human-like problems.

>> No.17995787

>>17995755
Is there anything special about deer pussy?

>> No.17995794

>>17995787
It makes you go SPROINK, or so I hear

>> No.17995797

>>17995787
Extra steamy paizuri though.

>> No.17995801

How do I get Ares, Eros, and Hathor to send me the strongfat warrior waifu of my dreams?

>> No.17995808

Do mofusluts have any shame??? i bet they'd touch any fluffy tail!

>> No.17995819
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17995819

>>17995808
I'M GONNA TOUCH ALL THE TAILS!!!

>> No.17995821

Would there be unique appeal to a split-entity girl composed of a deadpan physical body and genki spirit/projection?

>> No.17995824

>>17995771
Agreed if my waifu was a species not in my top favorites but has a great personality I’d take her over a top favorite who lacks a good personality. What’s on the inside matters more because it makes her more unique and allows for the deepest of bonds as you connect with each other. As for lamia clothing, I imagine they thread into since it help adds variety to their clothing choices and it lacks the worry of it falling off without them doing it themselves.

>> No.17995827
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>> No.17995828

>>17995756
Sounds like mystery slimes are the type of girl for you.

>> No.17995830

>>17994569
>Lesser Succubus
The girl exists in an interesting and uninhibited transitional period, with lots of potential to be tapped for the girl's thoughts and feelings on her impending transformation and insatiable lust. There's also much to be said for the transformation from crazed bacchanalian fervor to a somewhat more subdued full succubus.
>Djinn
Untapped potential, as the mistress of her own pocket dimension, you can experience any number of worlds and fantasies of her own creation, with a greater depth and complexity as her powers grow, through feeding off you. It could get to the point where you're a demigod in another universe, living out every possibility and pleasure conceivable all while countless aeons pass for a forgotten jar locked deep under the earth. Truly a top tier girl.
>Giant ant
Another top tier industrious waifu who has much appeal, the exoticness of her body only slightly lagging behind the more traditional arachnid. To quote from KC himself, "They're very hard workers. They work until they're covered in sweat, and when they come home maximally aroused, it's their husband's important duty to soothe them with pleasure." Enough said, muscle ants a cute.
>Werewolf
I'm drawing less on MGE for this one, but on other legends of the werewolf. Yes there is much talk about "wolfus" and hellhound has ascended memery, but there's little talk of the quiet, but sinfully cute girl next door who transforms into a busty, muscled apex predator upon the full moon, to hunt that boy she liked who just so coincidentally happens to have formed a habit of jogging innawoods late at night under the full moon. I don't think I have to go too far in length to extol the virtues of the wolf, but I do think there's lots of missed opportunity to explore the girls more wolven aspects seeping into her daily human life, as she gains deeper mastery over her lycanthropic nature. Or vise versa.

This is actually it for the ones I feel strongly about. Honorable mentions to Griffon, Ghoul, Zombie and Living Armour.

>> No.17995833

>>17995808
Why would I touch lesser fluff when my wife embodies mofu perfection?

>> No.17995859
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17995859

>>17995730
I need to make a child.

>> No.17995866

>>17995830
Transitional states would be more interesting if they worked in the opposite way they do now i.e. sexual acts SLOWED the transformation while deprivation sped it up.

>> No.17995867

>>17995866
How would that be interesting at all?

>> No.17995872

>>17995866
>deprivation sped it up.
>depriving a lesser succ would turn her faster but make her far, far more rapetastic
That poor, poor sonova bitch that does it either deserves it or knows exactly whats about to happen.

>> No.17995873

>>17995866
That's redcaps gimmick. After the initial fun, at least.

>> No.17995882

>>17995859
>"Oh papa, will I truly find a boy of my own one day?"
>Sure sweetie, he's gonna be one lucky man!

>> No.17995887
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17995887

Disney was truly /ourguy/

>> No.17995888

>>17995867
Because it trains the human part of the girl to act like a monster. She becomes sexually aggressive even when her corruption isn't flaring up because she wants to avoid entering that state in the first place. It also slowly conditions her partner to equate sex with retaining humanity.

>> No.17995897

>>17995888
Ah, I forgot the whole unwilling corruption thing. I thought you were just going for a boring denial theme.

In the case where the woman does not want to become a MG, you're right it is an interesting dynamic to throw in. Also I doubt it would condition her partner in any way. Her, maybe.

>> No.17995899
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17995899

Do edgy slim flat dragons deserve love?

>> No.17995931

>>17995899
>Do [...] flat [...] deserve love?
Yes.

>> No.17995933

>>17995830
Lesser Succubi don't get much love as there's not really all that much difference between them and normal Succubi other then having less control over their lust and being more sensitive and their hair.

>> No.17995963

>>17995888
On a close topic, do you think that some nations that have accepted monsters some what make them take a pill that represses their sexual desire?

>> No.17995973

>>17994211
why is golem so good

>> No.17995975

>>17995973
Your happiness is her life's purpose.
Just don't cry in front of her. She'll feel odd emotions she can't describe.

>> No.17995979

>>17995899
>edgy slim flat dragons deserve love?
Yes, all dragons do, though she can always change her edgy ways.

>> No.17995980

>>17995963
Why would they? Only the radical monsters are destructive hedonists.

>> No.17995982

>>17995975
I want to hug the golem girl until she overheats

>> No.17995987

>>17995982
You can't overheat stone unless you're a Lava Golem, Lava Dragon, or a Dwarf enjoying a swim in the lava moat.

>> No.17995991

>>17995987
With love?

>> No.17995993

>>17995991
Love is too gentle and warm to heat up stone.
Burning, passionate lust, on the other hand could.

>> No.17996013

>>17995993
I'd grind my sword on her whetstone

>> No.17996021

>>17995899
Tallflat > *

>> No.17996029

Ectoplasm: A type of half gaseous slime that is "born" from the mingling energies of a monster and her husband, often without their "parents" realizing one was created. Ectoplasms most commonly come from monsters that are distant from life-like biology i.e. undead, constructs, and highly magical monsters. Ectoplasms start taking on the qualities of their "mother" as they grow, but do so slower depending on the species. A skeleton ectoplasm ay rapidly become indistinguishable from a normal skeleton, aside from possessing slime-like abilities, while an ectoplasm from the demon lord herself will never reach the point where you can even figure out where she came from, unless the ectoplasm in question has a very powerful husband to feed on.

>> No.17996036
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17996036

How about some MGK.
You're Jimmy, and together with Ophy and the camera he took from her parents, you're Jimmy Knoxville, a boy who is ready to do almost anything, but not everything because you're not Tom Green.

Do you preform "Demon Marshmallow 2: Milkshake Boogaloo" with the CC Demon at the diner?
Do you throw water balloons at the dumb Golem Sandy and watch her attack the nearest person in retaliation?
Do you shove Jimmy in the girl's bathroom in nothing but a thong and make him do a stripper dance for the ladies?
Do you get a shopping cart onto your roof and slide off it like a sleigh while dressed as Santa?
Do you trick Anupup into agreeing to use the bungee cord off the bridge in town?
Do you scare Junko during her nap with firecrackers?
Or do you and Ophy just decide not to do stupid shit and learn how to preform a "piledriver" from her parents, or something?

>> No.17996039

>>17996036
>he took
SHE took*

>> No.17996040

>>17996036
piledriver

>> No.17996049
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17996049

>>17996036
>Help Ophy's onee-san and brother-in-law keep warm in the winter

Also:
>Do you shove Jimmy in the girl's bathroom in nothing but a thong and make him do a stripper dance for the ladies?
What?

>> No.17996054

>>17996049
Meant Timmy.
Really fucking up a lot lately with the typing.

>Ophy's onee-san
She's an only child, despite her parents fucking almost 24/7 and literally making a living fucking.

>> No.17996060

>>17996036
Create an auto-repeating summoning circle that spams alps every sixty seconds in Lilim's closet and then put a silencing spell on her closet door for thirty minutes.

>> No.17996064

>>17996060
>going into Lim's room when she's at Wock's making ice cream

>> No.17996073

>>17996049
>Anon is made into an Apophis' homestay after she immigrates through the portals.
>She's got fat tits, wide hips and a pleasant amount of chub while still dressing like a typical Apophis.
>Problem: Anon lives in the north where it's fucking cold.
>Apophis goes from expecting to seduce and rape anon to needing to bundle up constantly and keeping him close to keep warm.
>Her fantasies go from making him into her fucktoy into spending long nights just snuggled up with him wrapped in blankets while gently kissing and holding each other.
On a scale of 1 to "Fuck My Life" how much does this hurt to know you'll never have?

>> No.17996087

>>17995175
Living dolls seem super cute and little girls learning about lewd things is my fetish.

>> No.17996091

>>17996073
>1
There are still 25 days for the portals to open!

>> No.17996178
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>> No.17996181

>>17996178
Where's the Mouse Thief?

You can't have an adventuring party without a Mouse Thief!

>> No.17996194
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17996194

Echidna needs better art

>> No.17996205

>>17996194
Maybe KC will update Mom Snake's picture at some point.

>> No.17996209

>>17996194
Whats with the cheesey grin
Leave the that for the purple cats

>> No.17996275

>>17994569
>Hinezumi
While they are usually seen as substitute Salamanders sometimes, I prefer them to the aforementioned since being on fire while fighting side by side sounds better.

>Unagi Joro
Oil play is pretty lewd.

>Cupid
Cute design and personality. Problem is that angel types on general aren't really fitting in MGE apart from their corrupt versions.

>Weresheep
I have problems sleeping.

>Living Armor
"Clothing" that can get you off just by wearing it is a fun idea to toy with, and since they're armor, their designs can be more varied. Same goes with their Blade counterparts.

>> No.17996283

>>17996036
Take private lessons with dragon mama so I could make the most delicious treats for her daughter.

>> No.17996347
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17996347

Would your new waifu do this immidiately after the ceremony is over?

>> No.17996367

>>17996347
whats the source on that?
my weresheep would probably put me to sleep

>> No.17996373

>>17996347
>new waifu
My dragon would probably pin me down and eat me gently without asking because she already knows my answer. There would be a lot of "chewing" involved.
Would fuck her in her bridal dress.

>> No.17996380
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17996380

>>17996347
No, because Tanuki ceremonies are so lewd you do it at the altar.

>> No.17996393

>>17996367
I think it's a one shot manga called Dragon Bride, though I could be wrong on the name.

>> No.17996514

>>17996380
I think that applies to any wedding ceremony in a Fallen God church.

>> No.17996518

>>17996380
I want tubby tanuki office ladies

>> No.17996619

>>17996518
I want a quick painless death

>> No.17996623

>>17996619
Sounds like someone needs Magical Necromancer Lich-san!

>> No.17996624

>>17996619
Met a wisp you like, eh?

>> No.17996642

>>17996518
They're all awful perverts. Having a drunken Tanuki grope you and asking if a nice piece of manmeat like yourself would like some extra money wouldn't be fun.

>> No.17996647

>>17996642
But I like her being like that.
Besides, I can always say that I do and grope her back, its not like she is missing spots to grope

>> No.17996667

>>17996380
What is the general consensus on thigh mofu for tanukis? Yea/Nay?

>> No.17996672
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17996672

I want to teach my oppai loli imouto some special games that will make her feel really good.

>> No.17996685

>>17996672
I want to see my familiar imouto test my waifu to see if she's worthy of me.

>> No.17996693

>>17996623
Fuck, now I really want to see a Mahou Shojo Lich dressed in a lewd magical girl outfit (with lots of cutesy skulls) and fighting villains-of-the-week all while completely deadpan.

>> No.17996714

>>17996693
>Magical Necromancer Lich-san is posing on a roof in her outfit
>"In the name of the Grave, I'm here to save."
>It's all monotone with no change in her expression
>Show becomes a hit amongst Lichs age 8 to 500

>> No.17996717

>>17996685
Does it involve your imouto driving her crazy by fingering her, saying that if she can't handle this, there's no way she'd be able to handle you manly cock

>> No.17996720

>>17996672
You mean like the mystery date board game to show her how much fun it is to find a husband?
>”Open the door and see who your date is!”
>Its a boy dangerously close to alping holding a wilted flower
>”You got the dud!”

>> No.17996722

>>17996672
I want to keep sneaking holst milk into my oppai loli imotous food

>> No.17996761

>>17996672
This child is fat.

>> No.17996782

>>17996761
She is cute!

>> No.17996791
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17996791

>>17996672
>lewding yaia
I'd call you a monster but she's hard to resist.

>> No.17996798

>>17996782
Yes, but she's still fat.

>> No.17996799

>>17996791
So young and already the perfect wife.
Just gotta wait for her to bloom, although one could always help her along

>> No.17996802

>>17996798
That's outweighed by the cute!

>> No.17996806

>>17996761
I don’t get it. Sure she has a little oppai, but it’s not that
>thighs
Sweet sally! What on earth?

>> No.17996830

>>17996806
I see thats where all her cooking is going.
Just makes it better when you 'play' a very special game with her

>> No.17996863

>>17996722
>"Onii-chan, my boobs got bigger again. Can you do that massage that makes them feel really good?"
How would you react to your momster giving you a shit-eating grin because she knows whats going on?

>> No.17996870

>>17996863
Just going to look her in the eye as I pour my imotou another glass and tell her I'll be up in a minute.

Darn cheshire momsters

>> No.17996872

Big butt alps that you can grope, pinch, slap, and bite. Their blushing at your forcefulness is another reason to carry them off to the bedroom or a public bathroom

>> No.17996878

>>17996872
Or you could just 'sit' one in your lap out on the bus so she has to hide every yelp and moan whenever there is a bump or jold

>> No.17996916

>>17996872
This, but with an equally big chest. I want her to fully understand womanly pleasures so that by the end of the week I can stroll down the street with an alp so stunningly sexy and feminine that natural born succubi will seethe with jealousy.

>> No.17996925
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17996925

>>17986430
Would you a BIG oni?

>> No.17996929

>>17996925
Yes, yes I would

>> No.17996930

>>17996925
I'd a TALL oni, not a wide oni.

>> No.17996935

>>17996930
I'd take one thats both

>> No.17996941

>>17996925
If she looked like that, then yes. And I'd tease her by letting her know she's my adorable little cutie and ask her to wear frilly dresses that make her look really girly.

>> No.17996945

>>17996925
Is there any other type of Oni?

>> No.17996951
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17996951

>>17996945
You never heard of Oni lite?

>> No.17996955

>>17996667
I'm assuming you mean their shin balls?
On the Gyoubu Danuki design, sure.
If he ever does Danzaburou Danuki or Tasaburo Danuki then maybe not.
I wasn't very sold on it from the profile art, but it looks OK in his other illustrations.
Not to mention those precious little footsies on the Ratatoskr improving my opinion.

>> No.17996962

>>17996951
E Y E B R O W S
Y
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S

>> No.17996965

>>17996916
I wouldn't mind a pear shaped alp. More waist to grab

>> No.17996967
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17996967

>>17996962
Using this as an excuse to post this.

>> No.17996972

>>17996925
She could grind on that man’s face like a table corner

>> No.17996978

>>17996955
What’s the difference between the danukis? I don’t think I’ve seen those.

>> No.17996991

>>17996978
For now there's just the one. http://mgewiki.com/w/Gyoubu_Danuki

But the thing is, that's the name of a specific famous tanuki.
Since KC added the classification "Tanuki family" and made the merchants specifically named for Inugami Gyoubu, it follows that future tanuki will be named for some of the other legends.

>> No.17996992

>>17996925
Being a manlet is the best you can eat pussy standing up in your fantasy, and fuck tall girls in real life

>> No.17996999
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17996999

>>17996967
You don't need an excuse to post cute Onis.

>> No.17997002

>>17996717
No, it involves her asking her questions about me and seeing how much she cares. Sorry anon, no lewds for you.

>> No.17997010

>>17996951
Doesn't seem like a real Oni to me

>> No.17997022
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17997022

>>17996925
You call THAT big? Don't make me laugh.

>> No.17997025

>>17996991
I guess it could also just literally be "Criminal Tanuki" like "Dark Angel", but that still invites the existence of another tanuki profile.

>> No.17997026

>>17996870
>Cheshire momster with a respectable bust but a massive behind
>Oppai loli cheshire kitten imotou

That momster probably shows off her rear by wearing small skirts and the imotou probably likes to teleport into her oniichan's lap, even if its chest first

>> No.17997029

>>17997022
Too boney.

>> No.17997035

>>17997022
Perfect.

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17997048

For some reason I feel like this one will be seeing a fair amount of use.

>> No.17997053

>>17997048
Bruh.
>>17995526

>> No.17997059

>>17997053
Oops, I'm blind.

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>>17997022

>> No.17997066
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17997066

>>17997022
>Implying that is big

LMAO

>> No.17997072

>>17997066
Giantess a shit

>> No.17997101

>>17995514
>>17995515
>>17995517
It's hard not to see the similarities between the Order and the Imperium of Man.
-Both are fanatical theocracies
-Both have leaders who are incapable of acting directly due to past battle wounds
-Both are controlled by zealots with little regard for the well-being of their subjects

>> No.17997118

>>17996672
like nightcrawlers

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>>17995859

>> No.17997217

>>17997101
Imperium of man is actually justified though since everything else is just so horrible
Order just wants to hang on to it's power and status quo.

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>>17997072
Giantess oni a best

>> No.17997235

>>17997217
Speaking of
What happens to the order officials once the dl takes over?
Are they sold to femdom tier girls like hellhounds?
Or are they allowed their high positions in society marrying wights ect...on order to allow a peaceful transition.

>> No.17997273

>>17997235
>hellhound
>femdom

>> No.17997274

>>17996623
>>17996624
No I need a shikibus

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17997280

>>17997273
Are you saying hellhounds aren't femdom?

>> No.17997289

>>17997235
You’re assuming they wouldn’t have all been “assassinated” by Kunoichi or deliberately given Valkyrie sleeper agents primed to monsterize

>> No.17997290

>>17997280
Not anymore

>> No.17997311

>>17997289
>sleeper agents
I am Valkaryius!

>> No.17997332

>>17997280
I want a memefat memehound

>> No.17997340

>>1799728
>>17997311
>sleeper agents
>newbie lilim took the phrase too literally and recruited a bunch of sleepy weresheeps

>> No.17997341

Friendly reminder that all the little loli monstergirls will be looking to get their stockings stuffed this Christmas. Surely you won;t leave them hanging, right anon?

>> No.17997345

>>17997289
>pear shaped Kunoichi and equally pear shaped Valkyrie both come across their target at the exact same time
>quickly devolves into a pouting match over which he likes more

>> No.17997348

>>17997341
While the answer is clear, something about the wording makes me think that this question is more than it seems. As if it were meant to use our various cultural urges to fall into a trap of sorts. Why, what intention does the wordplay wish to conceal from us is a true mystery!

>> No.17997349

>>17997340
Please, the sleepy sheepy assassins are no joke.
One hug from them and a man is sent into a comfy from which no early power can remove them from

>>17997345
Obviously they must figure this out the old fashioned way

>> No.17997350

>>17997280
They still are by default and for the majority of hellhound husbands.

>> No.17997354

>>17997340
>Brutal Order Captain known for his cruel demeanor
>peacefully snuggled with his new little Weresheep wife, arms in a protective position around her as they both snore
The power of Sleep-kune-do!

>> No.17997356

>>17997341
They'll get white chocolate with peppermint flakes except the woofers. Woofers will get smoked beef jerky. The cat types will get catnip.

>> No.17997358

>>17997341
Of course!
I'd make sure those lolis have stuffed stockings

>> No.17997362

>>17997349
Xtreme beach volleyball?

>> No.17997365

>>17997362
That's the tie breaker, the other is each using their rears on him until he gives way

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17997366

>>17997356
>The cat types will get catnip.

>> No.17997368

>>17996863
Ignore momster, assail imouto’s fat puffy nipples

>> No.17997370

>>17997341
I'm going to fill my daughteru's stocking with treasures and I'll give her some other presents too.
Not going to put cookies and a glass of milk on the table though, last time I woke up with a dark elf dressed as santa sucking my dick and touching herself.

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17997371

I am so happ I bought this Roomba Automaton. Not only did they give it to me with a good deal, it's bound to make my kiki's work easier. She deserves a break every once in a while.

>> No.17997372

>>17997371
>Omae wa moe shindeiru, but in Russian

>> No.17997376

>>17997371
What is the maximum number of maids you could handle, /mgt/?
No duplicate species unless they’re twins/triplets

>> No.17997379

>>17997376
4, as with all harems

>> No.17997389

>>17997376
Just my towering Lava Golem maid.

>> No.17997404

>>17997368
Momsters are for having wide hips and fat rears while imotous have perky chests

>> No.17997412

>>17997376
Two. I don't think I'd need that much maids.

>> No.17997423

>>17997332
I tried looking up female bodybuilders and i could only find mutants.
Yulia viktorovna has the best body for an mg desu.

>> No.17997441

How would an Automaton react to having an imouto, an orphaned MG girl found on the side of the road?

>> No.17997443
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>Feed me Seymour!

>> No.17997450

>>17997423
I just want a meaty but strong hellhound

>> No.17997482

>Automaton queries her Gremlin friend how to become more “meaty” to better serve User

>> No.17997487

>>17997372
(Doesn't understand Russian) "There, see! You two are getting along so well! Good luck with work, and don't stress yourself over it"

>> No.17997489

>>17997482
Can an Automaton be sidegraded from a stealth model into a matron model?

>> No.17997493

>>17997489
Depends on how much you pay Gremmy-chan.

>> No.17997497

>>17997341
We wouldn't really celebrate Christmas, but I would make sure my daughteru's tight pink 'stocking' is stuffed full of her favorite sticky white treat during the holidays.

>> No.17997499

>>17997489
Yep.
She'd be given very large nutrient generation tanks, have soft synth padding added all over her body, with higher concentrations placed in her thighs, rear, and (depending on the man's view) midsection.

She will also have her assassination protocols replaced with homecare and medical protocols, or at least have them added.

All of this depends on how much money is paid and doesn't even include her having high exstensions done on her body so she's no-longer a small, light weight stealth/assissin model

>> No.17997506

>>17997499
There’s a point at which it’s easier and cheaper to just transfer the core to a new body.

>> No.17997509

>>17997499
I would definitely shell out for a seat-warmer to be placed in her new enlarged rear. As in, it warms my face comfortably when she sits on it.
I wonder how she’d react to all these changes.

>> No.17997517

>>17997366
I just want to see the little cat lolis roll around on the floor with their eyes rolled back in their heads and try to desperately grab onto my feet when I walk by.

>> No.17997518

>>17997509
>User, I can not see my feet. Please advise.

>> No.17997521

>>17997506
At that point you're just begging for her to find a way to remote control the other body and sandwich you to sleep between the two.

>> No.17997525

>>17997521
Dual “monitors” huh?
I like it.

>> No.17997526

>>17997341
>tfw no loli monstergirl gf to give a white christmas to

>> No.17997528

>>17997506
It would but the face wouldn't really match unless you transferred it and she'd have to acclimate to the new body.

But yes, moving her personality matrix and memory drives would be cheaper

>>17997509
An unorthodox change but one that a gremlin could get without much trouble.

As for how she handles it....
>Master, these nutrient dispensers are far too large to be combat practical and the extra padding has reduced my infiltration capacities by 80%.

>>17997518
I would probably be too busy snuggling her to advise

>> No.17997541

>>17997506
It would be cool to have a Warframe-tier armed to the teeth Automaton that could switch her core to a sexy housewife model when not on assignment.

>> No.17997546

>>17997541
You'd need to get fairly handy about swapping her core and matrices about or get a very expensive machine built to do it for you.

>> No.17997550

>>17997132
She's going to come plowing through the snow like a moose when she hears that

>> No.17997555

>>17997528
>your snuggling activates something in her and she starts hugging you close while methodically stroking your hair
>”There, There. All is well. Please relax... Anon. Your <insert matron role title> is here for you. Let <insert matron role title> make you feel better. Notification: Multiple unassigned User settings.”

>> No.17997559

>>17997555
Adorable, especially considering that I wouldn't spring for the frame changes to enhance her height so she'd still be small, but now quite meaty

>> No.17997561

>>17997546
How could I say I love her if I weren’t willing to try and understand her inner workings? I’d do it for her!

>> No.17997567

I like my Automatons very powerful combat ready and Yandere levels of overprotective as well as addicted to skin contact.

>> No.17997570

>>17997521
>Maximum comfort levels achieved. Please sleep well, user.

>> No.17997577

>>17997567
Well, depending on what you mean by 'very powerful' you could always go for a siege model that has a massive cannon and huge synth muscles to use it or a Lancer Model with the same muscle but the cannon replaced with pile-bunker spear and large armor pieces.

God help you when their 'protection protocols' kick in and they hoist you up with one hand.

>"Primary Directive Engaged, Protecting Master from target."
>"Target Definition: Everything"

>> No.17997578

>>17997567
Men with Automaton wives would be pretty rare, so if you moved into town the Rata may want an interview.

>> No.17997615

>>17997578
>"Master, small furry intruder detected, may I begin removal?"

>> No.17997646

>your daughteru asks you and your waifu to take her to visit the north pole this Christmas
what do?

>> No.17997651

>>17997646
Well we could visit North Pole, Alaska. It's a pretty town and they have a reindeer petting zoo.

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>>17995707
>White Horns pre-DL

>> No.17997686

>>17997577
The latter sounds perfect. And I’d gently remind her to be polite to guests like >>17997615

I would give her all the body contact she desired and thank her for being such a perfect protector.

>> No.17997689

>>17997646
It's a little sudden for a vacation like that but we could make it work if its what she really wanted. Alternatively I could let her visit my south pole if you know what I mean.

>> No.17997696

>>17997443
She can't even pronounce "semen" properly! She must be starving!

>> No.17997701

>>17997686
>Yandere lancer model is happily hugging you while you sit in her lap, swaying from side to side gently.
>Every so often she stops to eye the Rata interviewing you, briefly targeting her like she would any other enemy before going back to swaying

>> No.17997702

>>17997577
I’m scared of insects. Would she eliminate all bugs in a mile radius and smother me in a protective position until I feel safe?

>> No.17997711

>>17997702
Anon, think of the poor mantises

>> No.17997714

>>17997711
Don’t worry, for insect MGs I’d make sure she was only armed with a water spritzer and mostly harmless flyswatter.

>> No.17997717

>>17997701
Perfection.
Gonna lean up randomly to kiss her cheek and once the Rata leaves fall asleep in her lap knowing I’m safe.

>> No.17997721

>>17997714
>See Automaton with a flyswatter that's shooting lighting.
>"Master, I've taken some initiative and upgraded your equipment. Soon we will be pest free."

>>17997717
Good man.
She'll keep you safe.
Safe from everything

>> No.17997722

>>17997673
Is that Rata-chan from Winterstown News interviewing that White Horn?

>> No.17997731

>>17997721
Safe from everything. Forever and ever and ever, safe with her.

>> No.17997735

>>17997731
Yep.
But you know what would also keep you safe?
More help.
It's a good hing she had that daughteru creation unit installed

>> No.17997742

>>17997735
Sure is.
I’d have to temporarily turn off her emotion dampeners to make sure it works though.
I’m sure that wouldn’t cause any issues.

>> No.17997747

>>17997742
>Turning them off
>Implying she hasn't removed them entirely

>> No.17997756

>>17997742
>”MASTER WE MUST ORDER AT MINIMUM 37 ADDITIONAL DAUGHTER CREATION UNITS IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH A PERFECT PERIMETER PLEASE DO NOT CEASE BREEDING ME FOR TWELVE MONTHS IF YOU FEEL FATIGUED OR DEHYDRATED I WILL SUSTAIN YOU WITH MY NUTRITION TANKS-“

>> No.17997768

>>17997747
>The prime directive is to protect master. In order to protect master wholly, I must defend against negative emotions. Therefore it is not a violation of command to remove all emotion inhibitors. If master desires, he may select from several personality subroutines for me to default to that I have taken the liberty of installing.

>> No.17997774

>>17997768
Truly the most dedicated bodyguard

>> No.17997784

>>17997768
YanCHLDHDfri
YanBMBO
YanMOM
YanALICE
YanDOM
YanSUB
YanHEDN
YanHIME
YanSMPL
YanGRLNXDR

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>> No.17997810

>>17997784
>Run YanMOM
>Get MEAT upgrades for her.

Would be perfect.

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>> No.17997815

Please delete.
Please, for the love of whatever diety you worship

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>> No.17997817

>>17997809
What

>> No.17997819

>>17997784
>YanALICE

...Gundam?

>> No.17997823

>>17997819
>You'll never shout 'It's a Gundam' at an automaton

>> No.17997826

>>17997823
And suddenly, the so-called 'Gundam Rape Face' takes on a whole new meaning.

>> No.17997830

>>17997826
So long as I'm wearing Red, she won't be able to catch me

>> No.17997832

>>17997809
>>17997813
>>17997816
Delet this

>> No.17997834

Druella
Get the Dark Matter

>> No.17997839

>>17997813
Well this one is kinda cute

>> No.17997854

>>17997809
>>17997813
>>17997816
Autism levels at 200%

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>>17997696
>he doesn't get the reference

>> No.17997861

I want to host a travel show with my Hatter wife. Showing the world to all the Monstergirls who tune in, giving tips over what men of different regions like.

>> No.17997876

>>17997784
>YanBMBO
Yes please. Can I order more so I can install them into my daughterus too?

>> No.17997884

Shit, what did I miss?

>> No.17997917

>>17997884
Autism

>> No.17997921

>>17997876
I can't understand this level of shit taste and bad parenting together.

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