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Damn, Yukari! Nice boobs!
Forever seventeen! Yukarin!
Paizuri with Yukari!
tl;dr - spacejin thread. Post spacejins.
Back hurts a little bit...
>>17982214FPBP.Thread started badly but you saved it anon.
>>17983587>Thread started badlyIt started with Yukari's big boobies. I guess you don't like them?
>>17986437It started with SpaceJin trash so it's automatically terrible.
>>17986464He draws shapely women with big boobs. You don't like that?
>>17986484>poop has healthy bacteria that helps with digestion, you don't like that?
>>17986496What's your problem with him?
>>17986522He has no taste, as exemplified by >>17986464
>>17986464People who hate Mr. Jin should be castrated.
SPACEJIN IS SHITSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Average Yukari thread.
You're not fooling anyone with those water ballons Yukari. Everyone knows you're fucking flat!
>>17989629Yukarin is a healthy A-Cup.She isn't flat.
>>17989629She just magics her boobs away for combat. When she's taking it easy she let's her real boobs (as seen >>17982180 here) out.
Does Yukari have Y-Cup breasts?
This is a space jin thread now
>>17992153Good. Yukari a shit.
>>17983354Can Yukari create tits so large that she can't lift herself?
>>17994502It would be extremely logic-defying.
>>17995018You're a constructivist.
>>17995025All I'm saying is that such feat would probably be well outside the scope of human logic and understanding. It's called a paradox for a reason. But then YHWH (Yukari) moves in mysterious ways.
>>17995227And I'm saying there wouldn't be a paradox if you don't accept the law of excluded middle, that an object created by Yukari is such that either Yukari can lift it or can't lift it.Let R be the set of objects created by Yukari so that she can't lift it, then the definition of R is that R ∈ R ≡ ~(R ∈ R), which is a contradiction only if ~(R ∈ R) ≡ R ∉ R, i.e. an instance of the law of excluded middle.People that don't presuppose or even reject LEM are called constructivists.
>>17995256Shut up, baba.
>>17997150Dumb baba poster.
>>17987066SPACEJAM IS GOODGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>17999356That is not nice, baba.
>>18001133No one would ever suggest Spacejam is bad.
>>18001185Finally someone gets it.
>>18008530>>18011055>tfw you will never date Yukari, find out you both have a mommy fetish, turn yourselves into kids, and make Ran be your mommy so she'll cuddle you into her fluffy tails while she hums a lullaby Sigh...
>>18013508Who the fuck are you quoting.
>>18013508Why would I let you date my wife?
>>18014733I don't see your name on her.
>>18015354Why would an all-powerful youkai take the name of her human husband?
>>18015375Ooh! She didn't take your name. She doens't love you, dude! LOSER!
>>18015403Nice sour grapes anon.
>>18015409Nice wife that doesn't love you.
>>18018338Ran is thicc af desu.
she's too tall desu
playing as yukarin!
>>1801473317 (seventeen) year old wife.
yukarin has inverted tits!
>>18020077I hope you mean inverted nipples.
yukari is not popular anymore hehe
>>18020077I read that as "yukarin has invented tits!".
>>18038119I want a Yukari for christmas...
>>18039349But she sleeps during that time.
>>17995256This really got me interested in logic again. I'm probably going to read about it later. Thanks anon
Cumming on Yukari's gloves!
>>17982180>Masterpiece>Space JinLeave credit to the artist at least, ugly weebcuck.
>>18046160Yukarin is smart!
>>17982180I could definitely see her giving you that look for telling her that.
>>18047246But it's true. I mean Yukarin has the most magnificent funbags together with Eirin's Paizuri-Cup saggers.
>>18047246Maybe if it were anyone but me saying it.If it's me she'd give me this look.
>>18019400Thanks age of consent over here is 16.
>tfw got 3 hours of sleep last night because Yukari won't leave me alone
Every Christmas, Yukari goes around in her gaps, giving every NEET in the world a silky handjob!
>>18058071Yukari's gloves and thighhighs
>>18050664Yukari doesn't celebrate Christmas.
>>18060590Gensokyo is truly the holy land for youkai that humans keep invading
>>18060590Of course not, she's in winter hibernation by now.
>>18060590Buy Sanae is the Jew
>>17982214You are CorrectOrrectRrectRectEctCtT
Damn, Yukari! Nice playables!http://www.tasofro.net/touhou155/chara18.html
>>18069534I knew it. Another reason to live, finally.
>>17982180Where is the FUCK is all the CBT?
>>18069903Can Yukari crush your balls over and over again?
>>18074158If she wanted to he wouldn't be able to stop her.
>>18050664I want Yukari to lewd me with her soft and silky gloves and then 'ara, ara!' at me!
Everybody loves Yukari.
>>18069534naked tabard yukari in celebration!
>>18085312I want Yukari to give me a booby hug...
>>18085451Sweaty morning saggers.
>>17982180Not as nice as Ran-shamas!
Santa didn't bring me a Yukari for Christmas like I wanted.
>>18093354That's because Yukari is Santa.
>>18093354>>18093354The only thing I wanted was to become Yukari's sex slave
>>18093354What if she visited you but made you forget it?
>>18077287>Always have to wear skintight EMC silk gloves at work >Cosplayers never manage to find properly tight silk gloves for cosplaysI'ts not that hard or expensive dammit! Still good cosplay thought
>>18093650Why would she do that?
>>18093778Because you were a bad boy.
>>18093798Why would she visit me if I'm bad?
>>18093822She knows how to turn bad into good
>>18093832What did she do to me!?
>>18093733I love how they look when they don't really fit. Especially over-elbow silk gloves.
The reason Yukari's eyes keep changing colors is because she and Ran switch out from time to time.
>>18101513Obviously the one with bigger tits is Ran.
>>18101524>bigger titsIncorrect, but I forgive you this time.
>>18102002Yukari's tits are mathematically perfect, not too big and not too small.
>>18102016How does she do it?
>>18102108By being a genius.
>>18102016TOO big? No such thing.
>>18102016Yes, huge perfect saggers
>>18102385I want Yukarin to scientifically prove to me that her chest doesn't sag
damn yukari, nice boobs!
Imagine making Yukari so angry with you she begins to yell at you.Not a something you want to experience!>captcha: DEAD END ROAD
>>18018381this is actually an excellent model
>>18105780ah, should have contributed to the thread
Come now, we all know what she really looks like.
>>18110294SAN Loss? Breasts transcending reality?
>>18110294>>18111476I'd still hit it
>>18114306I'd hit it for that reason
>Gee Yukari, how come ZUN lets you have 2 themes in one game?
I'm so glad Yukari is in this game. Everything about her is great. And this victory animation is super cute.
>>18118177Why is Patche cosplaying as Yukari?
>>18118177Remove SDM from the premises
>>18118347She doesn't seem the type.
>>18124894fondling Yukari's supple breasts while she sleeps!
>>18125166You leave my wife alone.
>>18125201she's my wife, dude. don't know what you're talking about.
>>18125311Wong. I have our wedding album right here.
>>18111476For some reason, this reminds me of Shadowrun Honk Kong's Final boss
>>18125326Where are you?
>>18126528Taking the photo.
>>18126548Anyone could say that. Let Ran take a picture of you and Yukari together.
>>18125326>>18126548You are fake news. This is the real photo of Yukari at her wedding day. I am her true husband.
>>18126567Ran's busy.>>18126585Uhhh where did you get our wedding pic? She's going to call the police on you you stalker.
>>18126607Ask Chen then, or get Aya over.
>>18126697>AyaThen she'd ask for money in return for the photo. Here's a pic of us that Chen took.
Tell me about Yukari, why is she allowed to kill other 2hus?
>>18127450Cuz WE WUZ SAGES AN SHIEEEEETTT
>>18127450That's so brutalWish Yukari did it to me
If I told Yukari I was a virgin would she let me touch her honkers?
>>18127575She would tell you to bend over
>>18127450I just realized that this is the same as Reimu's Last Word but is overall better.
>>18127686Expected nothing less from her
>>18127591Marisa's so lucky...
>Yukary will never kidnap to Gensokyo to become her slaveReimu's so lucky
I love Yukarin!
>>18128419Who are you quoting?
Yukari wishes everyone a Happy New Year!
>>17995256This is actually wrong. LEM merely states that p or not p is true, whereas even in intuitionistic/constructive logic if you have a true contradiction you can deduce anything (by the principle of explosion), making your logic unsound. If you deal with paraconsistent logic you can indeed have certain true contradictions.
I want to roughly fondle a bound Yukari's breasts with the obvious intent of raping her as she puts on a brave face and mocks my efforts.
>>18134322Actually scratch that, I'm drunk and apparently retarded
>>18134322>>18134355>I'm drunk and apparently retardedIndeed. Nice doubles though.
>>18131773If she wanted me to have a happy new year she'd be here with me...
>>18134616Leave your window open tonight and be prepared to change your bedsheets tomorrow morning
>>18134336Oh man that was a great fap, looks like my last load of the year goes to Yukari
>>18135031Now make sure every future fap in 2018 is dedicated to her. Failure to do so will result in "unfortunate" circumstances for you.
>>18135031>only the last loadWeak. Every nut you bust during Destroy Dick December should've been dedicated to Yukari.
Someone post the pic of Yukari and Eirin getting fucked while insulting each other.
>>18135567The whole saga
>>18135618Oh. Eh. Can't say much about it, it peaked half-way through the first book then ended before even getting to Ran.
>>18134854Yukari can use her powers to travel to the moon but she can't get in my house without me opening the window?
>>18135579I second this motion
>>18129175Nobody loves Yukarin more than meNobody
>>18137927Nobody except me.
>>18136834There are no windows between Gensokyo and the moon.
>>18135579Someone post the pic of Yukari and Eirin fucking each other while also insulting each other.
Yukari being playable again is all good and well, but the sage attire has lost its novelty.ZUN needs to bring purple dresses back or introduce new ones.
>>18137962>>18138218I will fight youYukarin is mine
>>18138483Somebody kill this heretic.
Is there actually any touhou capable of even giving yukari a good challenge? She's basically omnipotent.
>>18138987If she's so powerful why did she lose to moonbitches? Why didn't she just fix the incident of the Jew sisters instead of solving it after many sessions of trial and error, in a roundabout way, and by leaving it to Reimu in the end? I think she's way less powerful than what most people think.
>>18139031Because she's lazy and also so powerful that none of it really matters to her and she only even bothers dealing in mortal affairs because it's amusing to her. Winning right away would be boring.
Can yukari ever fall in love with a human? How would she react if she finds herself falling for one?
>>18138920He's right, though. The white dress is getting old. All the devs did was change the tabard, the sleeves and made the skirt look more poofy. She needs a new outfit.And more gloves.
>>18138987She couldn't even capable of going going to the moon unless it was under a very specific scenario. She's only seen as powerful because she is the only character in canon who has used her powers outside the most straightforward way possible.
>>17982214Totally HoldingInsideCountless Cocks
>>18139064>Winning right away would be boring.Agreed. If Yukari wasn't playing around, she'd be cutting people in half like it's nothing.
>>18136886>>18138270I remember reading that exact doujin but couldn't remember the name now. It's about how Yukari was trying to use the Scarlet Mansion as a way to harvest humans as food by letting village men rape and impregnate every girl in gensokyo. Then her plan backfires and Meiling turned out to be the only person that wasn't mindbroken and she becomes the most powerful youkai.
>>18141471Since you clearly know your shit, I shall spoonfeed you just this once: It was a series named Extend Party and that particular scene was in the third and final doujin.
>>17982180The more I look at this pic, the more ok I am with the idea of Yukari ballbusting me as long as she takes responsibility afterwards. And I'm not into that.
>>18139225>And more gloves.Yukari with additional gloved arms would be neat.
>>18150588>takes responsibilityWhat does this entail?
>>18151662Making sure I don't die from the shock/pain. Letting me hang out in Gensokyo and do interesting things. Getting rid of my now-useless boy parts by turning me into a cute girl. That sort of thing, or whatever else she feels like. The first one is the only non-negotiable one really.
>>18151796Ok I'll let the wife know.
>>18151270It would! Imagine getting a massage from a multi-armed Yukari. That would be amazing!
>>18151270At this point of time, it's super obvious that Yukari is Maribel blasted to the past. Zun reveal when?
>>18152103oops, meant to be >>18140677
>>18152103He will reveal that Maribel has no actual connection to Yukari, and he made her the way she is because he ran out of ideas and ripped off his previous character.
>>18159732So Yuuka is a tsukomi
>When I arrived, I saw in front of me a fox being dominated, a truly shocking view of animal abuse>''Animal abuse? My, when did I ever do such a thing? Aah, you mean this Ran here. This isn't abuse, just a little disciplining''>She says that just loving is not enough, that this is another form of love as she smacks the fox's head with her parasol.>''If you can't understand, want to give it a shot? Become my shikigami. If you do, I think you'll be able to understand.''>Yukari will never offer you to become her shikigami and discipline you for failing to follow her orders
>>17982180Yes, very nice.
>>18164100Stop lying about my wife's breasts of perfect size and shape
>>18174293Is a murderer and also acts like someone way younger than what she's supposed to be!
>>18174392Nah, she’s just gap moe~
>>18174392They are the same person, so I fail to see your point
>>17982180isnt that an undertale character
>>18176145Need more armpits. Please provide.
>>18182872I want to squeeze that cold thigh with all my might
>>18186097Please don't hurt my wife.
>>18186097She could probably pop your skull like a watermelon with those thighs.
>>18186113wanna rest my head on yukarin's belly
>>18186113I want your wife to hurt me.
>>18190091That's off limits.
>>18191159Yukari's yukaris are literally asking to be fondled
>>18191253Perverts need to leave.
I want the Yukarin to breastfeed me!
Yukaris band took some inspirations
>>18191282Implying Yukari isn't one herself
>>18191311Look at this bordergraph
>>18191315No wait, fuck, I need to step up my music game
>>18191314Stop. My wife is pure.
>>18191327Explain THIS, then!
>>18191334She was obviously doing charity work by fixing Reimu's plumbing.
>>18186113It is LITERALLY impossible for a straight man to not squeeze Yukari. Her plump body is BEGGING to be squeezed.
>>18198655>tfw teenage Yukari gfFeels good.
>>18203630I want to make Yukari a teenage mother and never take responsibility
Fun fact that I just made up: for a brief period in the late 1970s, Yukari worked as a bouncer and became known as "the fist of Gay Berlin."
Does yukari have the biggest boobs in all gensokyo?
>>18216124Yukari has the biggest boobs in the universe.
>>18216124The biggest boobs and the biggest dick
>>18216124>>18216199No, Ran does.
>>18223491You wish, Ran.
>>18224873Yukari just wanted Ran as a mommy.
I love Yukari!!
>come back from work>all other Yukari threads are dead
>>18242442Yukarin will rise again!
>>18242448Until March that is.
>>18135567Source on just this one please.
What kinds of music do you think Yukari would listen to?
>>18247589But you repeat yourself.
>>18124894I want Yukari to use me like a daki.
I-I want to rub her feet!
>>18263839>Ahn! Can you massage them anon?~
>>18265341I've always wondered how the sin sack meme started. Is it from some doujin?
>>18140677me on the right
Posting first picture for my wife
>>18271949You mean my wife.
>>18275367There is no mistake, she's my loving wife
>>18275848There's only one explanation: you're me.
>>18275848Yukarin loves the company of women!>>18274296
I just CAN'T stop thinking about Yukari giving me paizuri
>>18275928Yukari taking advantage of those who can't drink
>>18275987Reimu gets drunk so she can use it as an excuse as to why she had sex with Yukari all night!It was just the liquor!
>>18275979ONE just ONE more time tonight and then she is going to bed ok?She is tired and they are getting sore from the constant use. She wants to just give you a nice bedtime glovejob instead.
>>18276020I hope Kasen isn't irresponsible enough to let Cirno drinkMaybe she failed and looks sad because of her failure
>>18276951Yukari will rise again.
Thanks for posting in my Yukari's boobs thread, guys! It was fun talking about Yukari and her boobs with all of you!
Yukari's enormous floppy saggers have high visible glands of montgomery.
>Yukari thread still upSasuga.
Goodbye Yukari, I'll always love you