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How was college Anon? Was it better than high school? What is your feeling about that time of your life? do you think of the friends you never had or do you think about crying yourself to sleep on prom night because no girls asked you and you didn't have the balls to ask anyone. Did you act like you didn't want to go anyway so your parents would'nt know how pathetic you were. I was prom king and student council president. I lost my virginity at 14 to a 19 year old. That might not matter to you but it matters to every guy. I guess what I mean to say is that I am cool and you are not. My life is great and I am happy. How could I not be. i own a pretty nice house and I have a two of the best looking, coolest kids in the country. The country that I fought and killed for. What have you done? Wait a minute don't answer that because nobody cares. I saved a womans life who was about to be stoned to death. I feel really good about that, and should'nt I? I've killed bad guys from 800 meters away and they never saw it coming. You might say that is sick or psycho, but trust me, that is pretty cool. Ask your girlfriend if she thinks it is cool, well I mean email her and ask her, because we all know your internet romance has'nt reached the 'actually meeting face to face' stage. Don't worry, I'm sure she will understand that you sent her your pretty cousin's pictures instead of your own. Really I would'nt worry because she's probably a star wars fan and I'll bet she would love to tell her friends she met the the true life inspiration for Jabba the hut.

I would love to see you happy Anon, but I don't think it will happen. Because you're never going to find happiness in your computer or in your books, or in the relationship you are cultivating with the crew at 4chan. you know, the place where you put on your best lisa loeb glasses, and act like you are getting work done on the laptop that you begged your parents to buy you so you can finally be a real writer.

>> No.1798097

Oh boy it's like I'm really in /a/!

>> No.1798100

So Anon, put down the doughnut, the coffee and the cigarette, get up walk to the mirror and try to convince yourself that you are a good person. I mean you are witty, intelligent.....um I guess that is all. But seriously I don't think you look like jabba the hut, well I guess I can't think that of Jabba, I can't compare you to Jabba, because he at least got laid once in a while. Now, i can't wait to see your response, pointing out all the mispellings and mistakes I made. I'm sure everyone will think its really funny.

>> No.1798101
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1798101

tl;dr

have some rape victim for good measure.

>> No.1798105

copypasta thread go!

>> No.1798106

tl;dr

Nostalgic pic though.

>> No.1798108

Yes, we are losers. We are immune to your Cool Guy insults by now.

>> No.1798109

Make your copypasta smaller of break it down in paragraphs if you want people to actually read it.

>> No.1798112

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

>> No.1798118

One thing you obviously can't do is speak English.

>> No.1798128

>>1798095 bad guys

There are no "bad guys". To them, that woman deserved to be stoned, and who are you to tell them otherwise? Is it your country?

There is no right or wrong in killing, there's only the killing. Someone kills someone else because someone, somewhere, decided the world was better without that person. With no remorse, with no feeling, without even any real thought put into it. "It's better off without him".

You're just a shell of a human being with no soul and no independent thought. A worthless person who accepts absolutely when told "he is bad, kill him". There is no god for mindless creatures like you.

>> No.1798124

I read the entire text wall and not one single part of it applied to me at all. That's the sign of some pretty bad copypasta.

Shit was so cash.

>> No.1798129

You guys are really pathetic basement dwellers.

You may not have heard of paying over the phone, but in the grown up world we have things called credit cards and telephones. You know credit cards, the things no financial institution on Earth would issue someone with a credit score of 265. Even though it was your junky girlfriend in highschool who ruined your credit the bill is still the card holders responsibillity. You might hate your junky girlfriend from highschool, but she at least taught you all women are whores, right? now you have an excuse to not even try to form a relationship with the opposite sex, because you are jaded and bitter, and don't you dare say because you are misunderstood, because nobody cares.

I love this, Anon. I'm like a superhero and you are the super villain. super-sized and superfical.

>> No.1798133

>>1798128
Hilarious. 'there are no bad guys', who says that? Losers, thats who.

You are clueless and outgunned. You could easily prove me wrong Anon, simply by bringing it. I'll help you get started. First start by using towards me the insults children hurled at you when you were growing up, I'm sure you have volumes etched into your very soul.

>> No.1798132

If OP is not copypasta, and someone actually typed that and is reading the thread, >>1798128 will troll him with 100% accuracy in a blazing glory of flawless victory

>> No.1798137

Hi /jp/, >>1798133 here.

Disregard that, I suck cocks

>> No.1798141

After skimming the OP's post
>The country that I fought and killed for. What have you done? Wait a minute don't answer that because nobody cares. I saved a womans life who was about to be stoned to death. I feel really good about that, and should'nt I? I've killed bad guys from 800 meters away and they never saw it coming. You might say that is sick or psycho, but trust me, that is pretty cool.
This is supposed to make me feel envious? Next time you decide to troll try creating a different fictional persona that will actually make me feel jealous, like maybe one who fucks lolis or something.

>> No.1798142

>>1798095
OP here I am a faggot and I love big black cocks in my ass.

>> No.1798144

>>1798142
big slimy black cocks and they wriggle so good in my asshole

>> No.1798146

>>1798129
Credit scores and girlfriends? Are you even trying?

Copypasta insults are supposed to hit a large majority of the board population by making broad blanket statements. That won't even apply to 1% of the /jp/ population.

TOO GREEN, START AT /b/ AND WORK YOUR WAY TO THE TOP.

>> No.1798148

>>1798137
Oh silly Anon, always witty. You should share that wit. Next what you should do is actually leave the house and bounce your material off real people. Leaving the house, out of the question? No it's not, I can call the Aurora Fire dept. to come to your house and cut out an orca sized whole in your house. They should bring a backhoe you say? I'll tell them. stupid I know, but funny because it is true.

>> No.1798149

>>1798141
HURR

>> No.1798152

>>1798101
I'd hit it.


so ronery...

>> No.1798154

>>1798146
your a faggot

>> No.1798157

>>1798154 your a faggot

>> No.1798158

>>1798157 >>1798154 your a faggot

>> No.1798160

>>1798141
Anon you are a loser that is afraid of the outside world. So I suggest you bury yourself in a book and continue to hide from reality. Anon, I have never lost a battle in my life, does that anger you? How about the fact that I'm a member of the Grand ole' party? I think that did it. How about the fact that I work from home and play golf every day the weather permits me to.

>> No.1798161

>>1798158 >>1798157 >>1798154 your a faggot

>> No.1798163

>>1798154
>>1798157
>>1798158
>>1798161
SAMEFAG

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posting in this thread so op will keep wasting time here. Who's trolling who? Whose time is worth less? Are we all worthless?

Find out next on 4chan!

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