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Be advised, we have preliminary intelligence that suggests Alice Margatroid "fancies a shag," and that she intends to prepare a full English breakfast for whoever she spends the night with.

>> No.17898673

>>17898671
I don't want to fug a crazy bimbo in what to seems to be a bunker

>> No.17898692

>>17898673
It's a good bunker. Geothermal power, robust air filtration system, aeroponic garden, reinforced concrete.

>> No.17898751

>>17898671
Sure.
I'm okay with almost anything that includes Alice.

>> No.17901402

Why does the Jay love Alice so much?

>> No.17901408

>>17901402
Peculiar loony who plays with dolls. What do you think?

>> No.17901422
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>>17901402
Because she's literal perfection given human form.

>> No.17901440

>>17901422
Alice tit is best tit.

>> No.17901488

>>17901402
She is the cutest touhou.
Nicest too!

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>>17898671
Alice has qt feet!

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>>17901964

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>>17901973

>> No.17902155

>>17901402
I really like her color scheme.

>> No.17903079

>>17902155
USA USA USA!

>> No.17903146

Everything about Alice is lovable.
It's THAT simple!

>> No.17903175

Everything about Alice is rapeble.
It's THAT simple!

>> No.17903197

>>17903175
You gave me a fucking heart attack. Fuck you.

>> No.17908915

Alice is a girl worth dying for.
Alice is the cutest girl in the world!

>> No.17909313

>>17903175
Alice is for rape
Reimu is for prostitution
Sanae is for casual sex
Youmu is for hand holding, loving sex.
Byakuren is for mammary intercourse exclusively.

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>>17898671
oh, hello ms Alice! I happen to have an acquaintance interested in your generous offer.

>> No.17915536

>>17901422
Youkai form.
Get it right.

>> No.17918704

>>17915536
Magician form.
You get it right.

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