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>> No.17887326

Dark Mages a best

>> No.17887332
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>tfw you will never be the Onii-chan of a bunch of backpack imoutos, including an arachnid, ushi, flow kelp, jub, flayer, and griffon

>> No.17887347

Thats a big wurm

>> No.17887382
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Go on and show her a smile anon.

>> No.17887388
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.17887409

Anon, I would smile at my cute wife every day, no need to ask me to.

>> No.17887417

That damn UG, it still works?!

>> No.17887436

I think I caught the imouto fever.
I cannot stop thinking about having a monster girl imouto to protect and play with.

>> No.17887439


Do NOT catch imouto fever. Imouto fever can land you in JAIL. Seek TREATMENT now!

>> No.17887448

Do you really need to post this every thread?

>> No.17887456

Is it okay to choose your class based on the type of monster it is likely to get you, or is that shallow?

>> No.17887470
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>Remember to never let your kiki down or send her off.
>Never deny her the rights to a master.

Yes, until someone doesn't kill, but rather please and cheer the meido.

>> No.17887472

Sabbath jail maybe.
Having a monster girl imouto is the best even if all she does is guard your jail cell.

>> No.17887479

Well, I guess if I can look forward to slowpoke every thread I can warm up to your threadly shitpost too.

>> No.17887512

Smile a slime and gain a love.

>> No.17887571
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Show me the Goblins.

>> No.17887574

What did goblins do to deserve his hate boner?

>> No.17887583

His sister was a goblin. She was kind of a cunt. Now he can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.

>> No.17887585
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Is this a Goblin?

>> No.17887588

Slaugtered his entire village and raped his sister infront of his eyes until she died.

>> No.17887612

I was hoping for people to be creative about the MGE version like >>17887583

>> No.17887631

>can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.
This should be the fate of ever smug shortstack. They are for rough, cumflating rape.

>> No.17887645

Nope, it has a tail.

>> No.17887649

And then he became the most feared monster slayer of them all:
The One Dick Man.

>> No.17887659

His sister fucked his entire village and they bullied him for it.

>> No.17887686

Manticore is it then.

>> No.17887716

so I'm a glass cannon, who brags about how much damage he did.
I wonder what kind of mg is the best for me.

>> No.17887728

What type tho?
Glass cannon fighter is going to pull different pussy than glass cannon mage, mage different than summoner, etc.

>> No.17887748

probably a mage or someone with ranged weapons who would link his dps meter IRL too if he could.

>> No.17887755

as opposed to the two dick man? because the two dick man sounds more impressive

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>> No.17887790

You get an obnoxiously competitive Salamander. She's the only one who can tolerate you.

>> No.17887827
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Imagine a story more tragic than a zombie Dragon's


>> No.17887832

>another weekend without a new girl
KC please.

>> No.17887845


Okay I will admit it's kinda sad imagining such a proud girl being turned into such a sexual deviant. But Just look at that body, theres no way thats a tragic thing to happen. What she needs is a nice husband who will take care of her and who she can take care of, a husband who will treat her right.

>> No.17887861

I meant the tragedy was that she died alone without anyone. Her finding a husband as a zombie is the healing after the tragedy. When she changed classes all her PRIDE stats shifted to LUST.

>> No.17887879
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And that's a happy ending right there.

>> No.17887893
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Be careful with what stories you read to Wurm-chan. She's very impressionable at this young age and may start pretending she's the hero during play time.

>> No.17887897

is this like a doragon slumber party?

>> No.17887907
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It's the Great Meeting of Dragons, called by Tiamat and Bahamut, to decide the Final Solution to the Zombie Dragon Question. Give them husbands, or let them proactively date husbands?

The daughterus are just there for the ride, so they had to hire a Moonlight Knight to do the storytelling.

You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to help Wurm-chan start a revolution!

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What happened to her? Did she get mugged by some bully monster girl?

>> No.17887914
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She lost her wallet.

>> No.17887917

I want a nursing handjob by a milky chubby Ran!

>> No.17887920

The cute boys wont notice her

We dont deserve latenight

>> No.17887938

Would tanukis be more like to spoil their husbands and explain it away as increasing his debt, or would they be frugal and save it to increase their shared estate.

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I just realized we missed pocky day yesterday. Why aren't there any pictures of monster girls taking the Pocky challenge?

Actually, what would happen if you challenged a Salamander to the Pocky challenge?

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He's the art fairy of these threads, keeping us going with his cheerful demeanour and indefatigable pep.

>> No.17887966

Genki Salamanders and Milky Mommy ryus.

>> No.17887986

Ryu milk must taste wonderful.

>> No.17887993
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You won't turn them down when the portal opens and only cute centaurs come out right?

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>be on a date with your girlfriend
>she's a bit older than you, but you have so much in come, the two of you quickly fell in love with each other
>partway through the date she gets a call and asks you to wait a bit, saying its from work
>a few minutes after she leaves, your Paladin Rangers belt buckle vibrates
>you find a quiet spot to transform then run off to meet up with your teammates
>"So, you pitiful maggots showed up."
>it's Succubella, one of the generals of Lady Zeda
>"Normally I'd love to take my time stomping you into the dirt, but I have far more important things to do today, so I'll crush you quickly!"
>you all send her blasting off after firing the Spirit Energy Cannon at her and she curses you Paladin Rangers before she disappears
>while your teammates are celebrating, you run back to your date, returning just a minute before your girlfriend comes back from her call
>she seems a little out of breath and is trying to straighten out her hair
>"Sorry about that, Anon. I had to take care of some rotten Pa- Paaaaaatents! Yes, patents. The company is making some new products and I swear it's like I'm the only person who knows what they're doing at that place."
>she scoots closer to you, wrapping her arm around yours
>"But let's forget about that. I have something special planned for us tonight," she says, looking at you with hearts in her eyes

>> No.17888010

>Side tail


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Not everyone missed it.

>> No.17888023

Impregnate, breed, nurture.

>> No.17888032

I'll take a deertaur please

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>> No.17888050
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Fairy Night at the MGC bar sucks.

>> No.17888054
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I seem to recall two non-MG doujins of similar premise. Either way, excellent taste. Power ranger/villainess relationships are the best.


>> No.17888063

I need this app. Do they do a nerd succubus version?

>> No.17888066

Its not that bad. Those girls work so hard and love a break to have fun with boys, also theyre cute and fun to talk to aswell as the fact that only one drink will get them all drunk.

>> No.17888069

I fell like fairies would only work as part of a harem.

>> No.17888102

Milfy salamanders though.

>> No.17888103

It's like tinder, only instead of making meaningless and fake connections with people you hardly know for a quick fuck, you contribute to the strength of the underground monstergirl societies that are eagerly waiting for an opportunity to invade!

>> No.17888109

Go on.

>> No.17888118

Do White Horns come through with fashionable winter clothes or do they have to buy some from human stores?

>> No.17888119

I just want a thick, strongfat salamander.

>> No.17888120

Sh would be looking for a young stud to fight and light her flame. She knows quite a few techniques because of her age, but seeing how much stamina the young people have always gets her going.

>> No.17888124

>"Madoka and Kenji are best friends!"
I sure would love to be "best friends" with a monstergirl if the friendship was like that

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Easier done than said.

>> No.17888143

What is it like to best a salamander in sexual stamina?

>> No.17888145

They come through naked and are very embarrassed about it

>> No.17888151

Extremely pleasing since she leglocks you and starts kissing like a lewd whore. Her tail fire also goes nuts and her monster instincts take over.

>> No.17888152

>implying any human could craft clothes that good

>> No.17888153 [SPOILER] 
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I'm gonna hold hands with that slutty little succubus. Finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

>> No.17888155

Now I want a milfy salamander

>> No.17888157

I want to defeat a thick, strongfat salamander with my mind

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I would assume that they were wearing clothes in their home world given how cold it is.

Remember to bundle up your smol horns! The velvet might be coming off, but they still need warmth and protection!

>> No.17888168

I too want a milfy salamander, especially if her fire was kinda fading away from not finding anyone for some time. Seeing that big girl getting lewder and lewder as the fight went on and she added some "body" techniques in her style would be great.

>> No.17888178

Pump the salamander with many mini sallies

>> No.17888181

>Big, brute salamander that's got slabs of muscle hidden behind a layer of pudge
>You challenge her to a duel, something she accepts with a laugh, saying that it'll be 'Easier than arm wrestling a fairy."
>The entire duel is you getting her to tire herself out or perform attacks that send her to the ground or have her hurt herself.
>The end of the match sees you standing with a few minor wounds and her panting and exausted on the ground, laying on her front and with her huge, fat ass in the air.

Have fun.

>> No.17888192

She's getting hand me down hats and scarves, she can buy expensive, high end fur coats and hats when she's older

>> No.17888194

I always imagined the fight with a sally to go lewd if she was having fun. We would keep getting closer and closer, rubbing our bodies together and even teasing each other by saying lewd things. After she decided that I was going to become her husband she'd turn the fight into a wrestlesex.

And yes, that milfy mander would become a true milf after some nights.

>> No.17888201

We need more of this. What happens when anons mask gets knocked off in a fight and Succubella finally realizes she’s been dating a paladin ranger?

>> No.17888203

There's gonna be some Whitehorns who make clothes for a living.

>> No.17888205

I'm sure that's fine just make sure to answer her when she asks if she's pretty.

>> No.17888207

Hot lewd sweaty mander sex

>> No.17888209

That's nothing. Imagine the shame a Dragon feels when she is reborn as a Wisp instead of a Zombie Dragon.

>> No.17888218

Why is the loli dragon calling the police? I’m standing 500 feet away from her!

>> No.17888225

More like she witnesses all of the finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

>> No.17888227

It would be weird having a shoggoth
What if you enter your house and the floor isn't made of floor?

>> No.17888228

Would it be where they put tags on you afterwards?
>Really like big tits
>Into getting domed
>Not a fan of neck kissing
The more you use it, the more tailored to your taste it becomes.

>> No.17888231

It would be so nice to take her on. Her pent up lust would definitely be a dangerous opponent with her being able to make me cum a lot inside of her and going for at least three to four rounds. Though thanks to being a youngling full of energy and magic I'm sure we could go up to ten.

>> No.17888232

>heft her equally thick tail over your shoulder to get into position for some salababy making
>"H-Hey, what are you doing? This isn't over yet."
>judging from how slick her pussy is, her body is saying otherwise
>tell her she'll be surrendering to you soon enough, causing her to look back a you with a look of both fear and excitement
There's something about having such a strong girl become putty in you hands

>> No.17888237

That's the appeal right there. As soon as I'm home from work, I could step in my Shog house and watch my clothes just fall from my body, and a chair rise to meet me from the floor. Then my meido would carry me around the home at request, after fitting me with a nice warm housecoat.

>> No.17888238

Nah, you know you aren't.

>> No.17888239

Controlled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>everything feels fine when he steps in, the floor is indeed made of floor

Uncontrolled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>The floor feels spongy as his feet sink in
>The house echoes with the sound of "AHHN!, MASTER'S FEET!"

>> No.17888243

Don’t be silly anon. Of course the floor is made out of floor. Whatever material is used to make the floor makes it floor.

>> No.17888250

You say that now, but what if its the a floor you don't remember?
Like if the floor was made out of webbing? or shoggoth? or hardened magma secreated from a lava golem?

>> No.17888251

What if it's the ceiling

>> No.17888253

Just be sure to go till that big, strongfat salamander has a full womb and is looking at the ground so you can't see the heart pupils she's sporting, although the flickering flames of her tail could show that.

She's going to probably, in a gruff, but timid, manner as if you're at least taking her out for a drink and meal after doing such a thing to her.

>> No.17888260

>What if the floor was made of ceiling?
I'm too high on sugar for this shit

>> No.17888263

>Anon walks into Shog house
>He's on the ceiling
Getting a little liberal with the non-euclidean achitecture there Shoggy.

>> No.17888267
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If I could get a homemade White Horn sweater and blanket for Christmas, I would be so happy

>> No.17888276

I imagine some of their after battle sex would become revenge sex. It'd be interesting if the others figured things out first.
>Anon's teammates are spying on him during his date, having recognized his girlfriend as Succubella
>"Guys, it's pretty obvious Succubella is posing as Anon's girlfriend in order to lead him into a trap. We gotta do something about this."
>meanwhile, Succubella's minions have figured out Anon's identity
>"This is bad, girls. That wretched Paladin Ranger is trying to get our mistress to drop her guard so he can defeat her once and for all. We gotta do something about this."
>just then, both parties notice each other and fight an off screen battle in an attempt to prevent traps that didn't exist while the couple enjoy their date blissfully unaware

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Winter is cumming.

>> No.17888282


>> No.17888287

Then that would be what the floor is made up of. However, it would still be made up of floor. It’s impossible for floor to not be made of floor unless you’re trying something like >>17888251

>> No.17888290
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Then we're never vacationing in Wonderland again. She's silly enough without THAT adding to it.

>> No.17888297

I'd let her eat and drink as much as she wants. She's the future mother of our daughters after all. Besides she's gonna need lots of nutrients to keep her body strong enough to carry all our babies.

>> No.17888301

>Shog with the silver tongue of a Hatter

>> No.17888305

This is great. Can you just go ahead and write a full series please? I want to hear what happens when Bella’s minions and the rest of the rangers fall in love! Also, I need this wholesomeness in my life right now.
Just lost my dad to cancer. I need something to make me smile today. Sorry for the blogging.

>> No.17888308

Can someone translate the moon-runes?

>> No.17888310 [DELETED] 

That'll be good, just be careful.
She's got quite an appetite and, if she doesn't need

>> No.17888320

Just watch out, she's got quite the apatite and, with a husband, she may not need to train quite as hard as she used too, especially when she gets a bunch of little sallies in her.

She may try to pin you in bed and try to get you to feel up her wider hips and larger rear.

>> No.17888329

I was

>> No.17888333

That’s cute, you could probably hear the jiggles or slime as she runs down the hallway to hug you.

Also, a shoggoth would make the floor so warm and soft for master, just the way he likes it.

>> No.17888355

What happens when an Ice Queen cums?

>> No.17888359

heavy snowfall

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I love things like this.

>> No.17888411
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Remove Shog

>> No.17888415

You're frozen with pleasure.

>> No.17888434

Remove dirty bird dogs replace with shogs

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For Christmas my dark elf gave me a ______

>> No.17888456

An onahole.

>> No.17888459

for the first day of Christmas a dark elf gave to me
a spanking in our basement

>> No.17888497

Herself in a christmas outfit! Funny thing is, I came inside of her so much she became fat like santa.

>> No.17888527

anon you are bullying the poor elf womb!

>> No.17888541

It's not bullying, I gave her a white christmas!

>> No.17888550

In the form of a gullible vanilla Elf?

>> No.17888568

Remove organic matter and replace with nice, clean, sleek magitech.

>> No.17888581

Advanced AI has much better uses than housekeeping.

>> No.17888593

Such as?

>> No.17888611

Artificial procreation.

>> No.17888627

An actual safe word where she stops when I start screaming it.

>> No.17888639

>Implying safe words work on monster girls
Not even a Titania will stop if you use a safe word

>> No.17888670

what if its also a magic word?

>> No.17888675

Safe words do work. For example, if I say tanuki to my dragon or she says it to me, we both get extremelly disgusted.

>> No.17888677

A magic word would only arouse her even further.

>> No.17888680

Titanias are nice girls. But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.

>> No.17888688

what does this magic word do?

>> No.17888690

And that's when you assault her breasts in retaliation, but then she might never serve you milk again so that you have to drink directly at the source.

>> No.17888700

>But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.
I can deal with that. It's not like she won't give me my goodnight kiss anymore.

...no Titania would be that cruel right?

>> No.17888703

Be careful when exploring ancient tombs anon, you never know what you'll find.

>Going through ancient temple for some long fallen magiocracy
>Find a suit of seemingly empty but ornate armor.
>As you poke around a bit, the armor slowly clambers to life, the empty eye holes flaring with eldritch blue energy, grasping a long fallen kopesh and striding up to you with purpose.
>You feel as though its about to strike you down before it stops, standing there at attention before a ghostly, faintly feminine voice whispers "Orders".
>The rest of the day continued with the suit following you around, weapon at the ready in case any threat appears.
>Even though you strike it rich and the suit seems to obey, you can't help but feel off as the closed helmet tracks you every so often, silently watching.
>Worse, despite being filled with, as far as you could tell, a pile of dust, you can swear that a noble, feminine face takes the place of the helmet whenever you look at it out of the corner of your eye.

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>timid Ice Queen scared because she just froze her husband after sex
>she runs off to recruit local Yetis and gets lots of blankets

>> No.17888727

What happens when you try to sell the Cursed Armor who has been following you for a while?

>> No.17888728

" to never walk on a summers day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold..... oh yes Id KILL for that"

>> No.17888737

Your orders are refused and it remains following you.
After all, without you, all in her life (unlife?) is dust.

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Imagine being married to an Atlach-Nacha, for one. Day in and day out she berates and belittles you similar to a personal note with this thread, even while teasing you ragged with thigh jobs and hand jobs and such. Then, when it actually comes to FUCKING her, she absolutely refuses to allow you to be in human form, instead doing the NEXT LEVEL FACE SITTING that is kinky Chaos spider sex.

But it doesn't end there. Not only is the act of human coitus absolutely repulsive to her, but you seeing her face while she climaxes drives her absolutely ballistic. It's embarrassing enough to her that your venom turns her into a lavish woman who's spider puss puss refuses to let you go. Even after a night of fast and furious dicking to try and knock her up she still huffs and calls you degrading names, not dropping her guard for a moment until you're fast asleep, where she wears the biggest, dumbest blushing grin on her face at the heat of your seed in her belly. Only to snap back into tsundere mode when she realizes you're awake.

>> No.17888757

>Somehow make my Titania very angry, but she's too "nice" and passive to outright express it through words.
>When its time for bed we lay there facing one another.
>"Goodnight love" ill say and go in for a kiss.
>"Goodnight night darling, sleep well" she will say before quickly rolling over and wrapping her wings around herself leaving me there alone.
>If I try to wrap my arms around her she just spreads her wings and that shakes me off.
>Lay awake staring at the ceiling most of the night a broken mess.
Thank god ill never feel this type of pain.

>> No.17888769

how do moonlight titanias express their displeasure with the husbando?

>> No.17888773

What if I cry and say I hate her? Say I wish I was with another monster besides her.

>> No.17888775

How do I get a BIG dragon gf.

>> No.17888781

How big are we talking and what kind of big it is?

>> No.17888785

Define and quantify the big you desire.

>> No.17888787

What if I tire her out in chaos spider sex mode and try to end it with gentle sex in human form?

>> No.17888792

I do not want a rubric waifu
That's creepy

>> No.17888795

9-10 feet tall.

>> No.17888799

But anon, you're the only one who can help her get about in a strange new time where she cannot see far beyond the clouds in her vision.

Just watch out, some evenings you may see the armor collapse and an ethereal version of her 'old' figure stride from it to 'train' itself.

>> No.17888804

Then you'd have to read an epic tale about ancient dragons to see where they are rumored to live. Then you choose the one you like the most, gather up your gear and head out to find her.
The jorney would be harsh, but in the end you'd find yourself a big, nice, jaded cutie.

>> No.17888806

Climb the tallest peaks and the darkest caves, there you will find the tall dragon of your dreams*

*Figure may change.

>> No.17888810

>Take Dragonfu to dinner
>She just sits there, too jaded to eat her mutton
>Take her to a hotel
>She just lays there like a dead fish as we fuck, still jaded though slightly blushing now
>Come home from work
>She's just laying on her gold piles, jaded and uncaring
That girl ain't right.

>> No.17888815

That's apathetic, not jaded.

>> No.17888816

Anon please, it's like you don't even know how to dragon.
>Take dragonfu to dinner
>Chat enough with her so she starts showing a bit of emotion
>Grab piece of food with fork and take it to her mouth and have her say "Aaaahn~"
>Get ready for slightly blushing dragon noises

>> No.17888817

>tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something.
>Bored, or lacking enthusiasm
>lacking enthusiasm

>showing or feeling no interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
>No interest, enthusiasm
They're pretty similar.

>> No.17888824

She would call you a filthy /d/egenerate for wanting such an extreme form of sex
Expect her to bite and abuse you until you give in and go back to completing her, though you could avoid her bite and breed her thoroughly to negate her venom without use of the transformation

>> No.17888837
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I want a myojo Tittie-nee san

>> No.17888839

are nacho daughers just as verbally abusive as their mom?

>> No.17888850

I would just hold her close and tell her how much I care for her, and tell her she doesn't have too be embarrassed about it

>> No.17888854

I'd guess no. At least not until their venom reaches full potency

This is how you get a blushing Atlach-Nacha to call you a pervert while she buries her face in your chest

>> No.17888863

>replying to a bait post

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>> No.17888883

Definitely. She got that from her mom.

>> No.17888893

Flabby foxes or big fat cuddle cats, who would win?

>> No.17888901

I want to date a Fox!

>> No.17888905

Do monster girls get traits from their father?

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>> No.17888910

Eye and hair color, for example

>> No.17888922

I want chaosfuckers to go

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>> No.17888933
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>> No.17888934

Is this what little Flayers do instead of setting up a lemonade stand?

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>> No.17888943

Malal please, Khorne and Tzeentch have good girls.

>> No.17888960

>Flayer backpack

That's one way to get flayed. Just look at how close her tentacles are to your ears.

>> No.17888970

that ain't bad.
Calling out each other and laughing when the other makes a mistake, also always being competitive about kills.
Perfect waifu.

>> No.17888975

does monster lord control land have a national anthem or a battle hymn?

>> No.17888989

Probably. It'd also be laced with magic that compells the couples their to have more intense sex than usual.

>> No.17888993

Respectable tier:
Wendigo lovers

Weird but acceptable tier:
Shoggoth lovers

Absolute patrician taste tier:
Atlach-Nacha & Mindflayer lovers

>> No.17889007


>> No.17889057
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>We'll all feel gay when alpy comes marching home

>> No.17889065

Alps are cute! They aren't gay! They are cute! They're for molesting!

>> No.17889075

I dunno about Alps, but that post was pretty gay.

>> No.17889077
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Aw poor diddums, can't you take a bit of banter?

>> No.17889083

Loli flayer is hella cute. I want a harem of little flayers to pamper and play with. and also to dick until they are all scatter-brained messes.

>> No.17889091

I never noticed those boot buckled before. Good grief. Someone fuck her so she can be presentable. Alps are no good until they’re indestinguishable from succubi.

>> No.17889093

I like boots one girls

>> No.17889094

Alps are oaky. I'd like to see one go from human boy to the last stage and document the facts for further research.

>> No.17889095

That better be strawberry sauce on her cheek

>> No.17889103
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Hatsune did nothing wrong.

>> No.17889104

I like this idea

>> No.17889112

>giving that whiney motherfucker a patrician taste level

>> No.17889113

>he doesn't want to be roughed up by his waifu

>> No.17889120

Boots are fine but those Mars and Venus symbols are stupid

I want to see what happens if a man were to save his sperm, Alp, then impregnate himself with that sperm. What would happen?

>> No.17889124

Do not ever trust monster girls with steamy breath.

The only thing a waifu should abuse is her husband's manhood.

>> No.17889127

oh didn't notice those,
thats a nice touch.

>> No.17889136

It would be nice to see how fast his tastes change and how he acts. I'd need a big diary but it would be worth it for the research.

Maybe he wouldn't be impregnated in the first place? And even if he did, the child would probably be just a tomboy succubus. This calls for science.

>> No.17889188

>Impregnate himself
>Wanting an Alp to turkey baster herself

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>> No.17889225

I want to ignore a cheshire so she starts trying to force me to pay attention.

>> No.17889236

whom gives you the biggest fearboner?

>> No.17889241

I want to spank a Cheshire for mixing all of the salt with the sugar!

>> No.17889245

She's just going to like that!
You're rewarding her!

>> No.17889246

I want to withhold cock until a Cheshire sorts the salt from the sugar!

>> No.17889250

Fine, then I'll make her eat it on all her food instead!

>> No.17889251

What a monster!

>> No.17889261

But then she'll just start eating a bunch of things that go good with sugar!

You'll end up with a fat, but still smug, cat!

>> No.17889263

I want to get teased by my cheshire daughteru!

>> No.17889267

I'll just mix all her M&Ms with her skittles as revenge.

>> No.17889269

If you're getting teased by your daughteru, you've got problems.

That seems more like a minor irritant.

>> No.17889277

I can't help it, anon. It's in her cheshire blood.

>> No.17889288

Who should write more? Who needs to stop writefagging?

>> No.17889289

You monster. I hope you step on a Lego.

>> No.17889291

how about no, and how about fuck off?

>> No.17889305

Lets not.

>> No.17889315

Gives birth to Les Enfants Terribles.

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>> No.17889358

>when you only serve non-alcholic beverages

>> No.17889366


I kind of headcanon that Nureonagos are used to not getting much attention from human men compared to other monster girls which is why they pay special attention to men who smile at them

>> No.17889376

I wouldn't mind tying her tail around her neck and tug on it to cut off airflow.

>> No.17889387
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Cute chaos

>> No.17889398

Who wants some watermelon?

>> No.17889402

Wendigos are cute but that's what makes them so dangerous.
You could be a hard working man saving up to build a house and form a family only to accidentally see a Wendigo and lose you mind. Next thing you know you'll be showing off your muscles to a pack of Wendigos while your waifu pouts and asks you to go back into her coat.

>> No.17889407

I'd eat a pineapple with my waifu. She likes them a lot.

>> No.17889415
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>google watermelongirl
>actually a thing
well fuck

>> No.17889447

You learn something new everyday.
Now I think about it. Is Africa a thing in MG world?

>> No.17889455

desert kingdoms ya dunce

>> No.17889456

>Oni trying to split a watermelon at a beach
>Ends up obliterating it

>> No.17889462

Most of Africa isn't a desert, it's just mismanaged. It's the most fertile continent on the planet, but the Hunger Continent Kakukens can't get their act together.

>> No.17889468

>human ears

>> No.17889472

That’s the terrifying thing about monster girls in general. Almost all of them have some way of enticing you and coercing you into being a loving husband. They make human free will a suggestion rather than a driving force. How the hell did I get mixed up in this fetish?

>> No.17889479
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Are normal, boring catgirls too low-spec for MGG?

>> No.17889484

>From Death comes Life
>Her sister War had broken the Seventh Seal
>Summoning the Horsewomen of the Apocalypse
>And the number of the riders shall ever be

>> No.17889488

They’re fine but that particular picture is dangerously cheesy and may trigger some faggots.

>> No.17889490

How many waifus is too many? I think the perfect number is 4, but I could deal with 20 no problem.

>> No.17889491

I'm not into fucking horsepussy that much. I'm sure some other anons would save us from that manace.

>> No.17889498

any number more than 1

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>> No.17889503

The perfect number is 1. More than six and you can't even call them "wives" anymore.

>> No.17889507

> I could deal with 20 no problem.
i bet you couldn't handel one lobotomized MG

>> No.17889508

6 is the perfect number for me, one being a bicorn.

>> No.17889510

1 and 2 are perfect, 3 is acceptable, more is shit.

>> No.17889513

So are you saying you wound't consider Khepris for marriage?

>> No.17889517

Anything over 2 for me is too many, my waifu and daughteru are perfect.

>> No.17889522

You have enough once your waives can play football in full teams on their own, and enough daughters when you can have a championship.

>> No.17889524
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2 is good. A nice Kiki and Shog who learn to overcome their differences and work together would be just the best.

3 is good too, but only if they're triplets.

>> No.17889537

>Harem and incest
I understand why people like Khepris and Devil bugs, but they are of the lowest tier for me. The last thing that would go through my mind when meeting them would be marriage.

>> No.17889538
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>"Um...excuse me. I know this might be a bit presumptuous considering we've not known each other for very long, but if I don't ask now then...well, then I don't know, but..."
>"May I...may I touch your ears? I've always wanted to touch a...well, you know...the ears of someone like you. I hope that's not insensitive. They just look so...soft and round and...and fun. Is that odd to say?"
>"I'll let you touch mine too. T-to make it fair."

>> No.17889542

Don't do it. It's a trap.This is how they select mates.

>> No.17889546
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>This is how they select mates.

Is that a fuckin bad thing?

>> No.17889549

>No. Can’t you see I’m busy being socially inept?

>> No.17889551

My waifu would get jealous if I touched an elfs ears.

>> No.17889552

Up to 3 with any species
Up to 8 with most species
9+ with harem species
Also 2>3>1>any other number

>> No.17889553

Elves are like more bitchy humans, if you want the good stuff you need to go for dwarfs.

>> No.17889555

what would be the firs thing then?

>> No.17889559

Well that's easy to avoid.
I just tell them I like fatties.

>> No.17889562

It's not like I'm going to be selected as her mate or anything like that, so it should be fine. Plus, it's just touching for a bit, nothing can go wrong.

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>> No.17889567

>"begone thot"

>> No.17889573

Ok, I tell them I like Landwhale tier girls, that'll keep them away.

>> No.17889577

Depends on how I'd encounter them, but I'd be avoiding their advances and making it pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with their kind. With devil bugs I'd just say no and go away.

>> No.17889581

Don't test thenm anon...

>> No.17889587

reach for an extra large bottle of raid.

>> No.17889588

Not him, but that wasn't creative, it was just dumb.

Couldn't even be bothered to genderflip it, which makes much more sense.
>Goblins broke into his village. Beat up the women and raped the boys
>He was forced to watch his little brother get gangraped.

>> No.17889589

Don't worry, I'm safe.
None would go that far.

>> No.17889591
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>Not liking Elves

>> No.17889598

I like elves but I don't like fat girls.

>> No.17889604
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>Long-eared, nigh immortal and ageless race
>Treats other races like shit, especially Dwarves
>Instigated a massive war with Dwarves by shaving the beard off one of their emissaries
>May or may not teach you dance, poetry, and magic
>Lives in a theocratic monarchy
>Disgusted by the idea of fucking you
>THOTS to the core, will move on to the next man after you die
>You're essentially a fucking neanderthal dating Bathsheba
>Biggest downside is you better like vegan and forests because your marriage is FOREVER or until you die

>Short, stout race that's also stupidly long-lived
>Absolutely bro tier with Humans, sees them in the light of a younger sibling
>Has a long and celebrated history of trade and technological achievements with the help of Humans
>May be shorter than you but will wreck your shit both in the hair of the dog and the bed sack
>Will lavish you with great metallurgical gifts such as armor and weaponry
>Lives in a meritocracy, where Honor is the currency
>When you pass/If you pass based on setting, your children and their children's children will sing songs of you and honor the life you lived
>Biggest downside is you're fucking a Dwarf and live underground

I mean I'm not going to fault people for liking Elves, but if I saw a Dwarf lass who's right and randy I'd sit her upon my shaft and spin her right round like a goddamned record until our pelvises were bigger trainwrecks than the jungles of 'Nam.

>> No.17889606

>Not him
I dont believe you

>> No.17889608
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Define 'fat'.

>> No.17889615
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>> No.17889619

Right looks better, I don't know why she's trying to lose weight.

>> No.17889624


Because in the manga her greater magical abilities require her to wear very specific enchanted clothing. Her big butt makes them difficult to wear.

>> No.17889625

But she's mastered bonermancy.

>> No.17889628

Chubby face or with big love handles, enough that you could get a handful like in >>17889591

>> No.17889634

Up to you. On a side note, something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while now, even if its stupid and even if it requires a leap of faith, I with more people would post with 'not him" when they are indeed not him. Makes conversations that much easier to manage than 50 posts who may or may not be the same person.

>> No.17889636

>you will never had a Dark Elf milkmaid momster
>you will never break her hymen during intercourse

>> No.17889638

I'd rather have a mistress dark elf.

>> No.17889639

Elves should not be fat and greasy. That's p'orc territory. this manga is a travesty.

>> No.17889643

I feel like I want now some chocolate milk.

>> No.17889644

I like that we dont know who we are talking,
it means the value of the post is put over the value of the person

>> No.17889654


That's the premise of the manga though. Her weight problems are weird and she's constantly struggling with them so she can go back to her home world. Human world food is just too delicious.

>> No.17889655

I have three mice wives, two of which are also daughters. Though I think that's on the lower end of the spectrum for harem-type mgs. I do think that obscene numbers like 10+ make for good fantasies though.

>> No.17889661

Just makes it confusing when you're in an argument and some wank slips in with his hot opinions without telling you that they're not the other guy, and you think the other guy's just come out with something stupid and you call him out on it, only for him to reply with "Hey that wasn't me"

Not calling for an end to anonymity here, just a start to common courtesy.

>> No.17889666

You'd be better off not partaking in stupid arguments. Not him, by the way.

>> No.17889671

That's racist.

>> No.17889680

But sometimes people are wrong and you gotta tell 'em.

>> No.17889686

which monster girl has the most squeezable cheeks?

>> No.17889687
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>> No.17889693

Fairy Dragon is cute.
I'd trust her to do my taxes.

>> No.17889698

>"I may be crazy enough to take on the demon lord, but the IRS? no thank you!"

>> No.17889699


>> No.17889700
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Snow mons

>> No.17889703

I'd give her a big gold bar to put in her hoard and I'd give those little fairies a bunch of flowers. They deserve it.

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>> No.17889715
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Read that as snow moms and instantly got a boner for Ice Milf.

>> No.17889737

Ice Queens are more like Christmas Cakes than moms though.

>> No.17889761

Tell that to her daughter.

>> No.17889766 [SPOILER] 
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How's your writing going, /mgt/?

>> No.17889767

Their daughters would also be Ice Queens.

>> No.17889770


>> No.17889771
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>How's your writing going, /mgt/?

>> No.17889775
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Not enough addiction fetishes

>> No.17889781

>posted something for Halloween
>actually have an idea for another story already
Compared to how much I normally write and post, pretty good.
Unless you mean that National Novel Writing Month thing, in which case I'm not doing it this year. I did re-read last years attempt out of curiosity and actually liked some elements of it, but I don't really have time for that kind of project anymore.

>> No.17889786

A little bit slow, but I'm progressing

>> No.17889794

Wouldn't that make them ice princesses then?

>> No.17889796
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I hear talk around fluffy tails,
but what about fluffy ears?

>> No.17889805

Ans thank goodness for that. The only addiction a man and his monstergirl need is to eachothers bodies.
Ot maybe her breast milk.

>> No.17889826

I might write another paragraph today.

>> No.17889832

thanks anon.

keep up the good work.

National Novel Writing Month? How have I never heard of this?

You can do it, anon!

>> No.17889835

I will inseminate Tamamo, so god help me.

>> No.17889836

Don't know how you've never heard of it; it's been a thing for better than ten years now.

>> No.17889841

WELL, looks like I need to stop zoning out to achieve total disassociation from society like some kind of escapist shut in and look around at things for awhile.

>> No.17889860

I have ideas, but I doubt anybody wants to read them so I don't write anymore. Have better things to occupy my time, I guess.

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>> No.17889909

Aww, don't be like that, buddy. I'm sure some people would love your ideas.

>> No.17889915
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When will KC draw more examples of other members within a monstergirl species?

>> No.17889929

We can only hope world guide 3 has some otherwise I doubt we'll get them from anything other than book covers

>> No.17889932

I'm re-writing an older story I did, and reading through the old pastebin reminded me of how far I've come along, even if I still have a long way to go.

I've also begun editing an elf doujin that recently got a translated script.Hopefully, I won't be forced into a job soon, I've got a lot on my plate.


If a dhampir is born, but her father and mother die shortly after, does she go looking for a different vampire to "slay"?

>> No.17889939
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I sorta wish folks weren't so afraid of imagining how off-profile art MGE girls would look without the fear of them being called OC donutsteels. There's also a strong amount of irony to that since no one takes issue with the Steelims.

>> No.17889947

If only I had the money to commission stuff. I'd request too, but doing it so without any images seems kinda hard.

>> No.17889956

>Fluffy ears
>tamamo with that face
This only makes me more aroused!

>> No.17889964

I don't know, the thread constantly bitches about the steelims and how they aren't canon despite KC saying to make your own because they're all canon as long as they don't stray from what MGE is and stands for.
Which none do, excluding the meme ones like CRUSHER, Kawaiipenis, and anything by Grig.

>> No.17889976

I want a big, strongfat ogre to enjoy the winters with.

I wouldn't even mind being the main source of income.

>> No.17889980

>since no one takes issue with the Steelims
Mention anyone that isn't Mari or Ilassa and best you can hope for is just apathy.

>> No.17889981

If her mother treats her father well she'd leave her alone. Dhampirs go on a mission when she hears rumors that a Vampire is abusing her bloodbag.

>> No.17889985

Thread doesn't seem to mind too much about some OC waifus so they would be fine.

>> No.17889988

Shota anons need to be careful around strange women.

>> No.17889992

I've only recently discovered how that bodytype would look on a monstergirl:

>> No.17889997
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And I forgot my pic

>> No.17889999

That is pretty accurate

>> No.17890011

I'd drink a shota potion if it meant getting it on with her. All I'd need to do is blend in with the other kids and pretend to be more innocent than normal. After I came things might be weird though.

>> No.17890015

Who's the artist?

>> No.17890020

There's nothing more terrifying than getting lost in MGC as a shota.

He might end up in an auction house with rich CCs all trying to claim him.

>> No.17890024

>Wait a sec...is anyone here an actual shota?

>> No.17890026

>Shota mimic
The predator of CCs. I'm sure news would go around about you pretending to be a shota and breaking them.

>> No.17890029

>Shota mimic is to CCs what CCs are to shotas

>> No.17890033

>and breaking them
Shit taste

>> No.17890035

>CCs tries to attack some kids, but none of them run away
>They all have boners and are pretending to be innocent, asking if onee-chan wants to play
>[Sweating Cake intensifies]

>> No.17890043

Well, not breaking them, but just having some loving and sweet sex. They would be surprised for sure though since shotas are supposed to be spooked about sex.

>> No.17890050

>gangbang shit

>> No.17890056
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>Goblin/Oni hybrid
>Goblin-level fertility, craftiness, and tribe mentality
>Oni-level promiscuity, drunkenness, and strength

Could you survive?

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Any Alps in this thread want to give me your Steam ID and I'll add you!

Let's do this!

>> No.17890059

How tall is she?

>> No.17890063

The poor girl would never assault kids again.

>> No.17890065 [DELETED] 

Nice falseflag

>> No.17890066

Could you consider Console-tans to be Automatons?

>> No.17890073 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.17890074


Four-foot-nothin' but they always work in groups of at least three.

>> No.17890076

Hardly. Mecha Musume can't be considered Automatons either.

>> No.17890080

If that were the case, then I’m driving a harem down the street every day. I love them all. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xWhgFvPyQs

>> No.17890090

So she is tiny but she is stronk? I would love to get ambushed by 3 of them as they effortlessly hold me down and taunt me.

>> No.17890116

>So she is tiny but she is stronk?

The tiniest, the stronkest

The most volatile goblin traits mixed with the most volative oni traits

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The ears are just as important.

>> No.17890155

If I put up a good fight will they treat me with a bit of "respect"? Like they would a trophy?

>> No.17890182

Did the DL ever attempt to open some sort of diplomacy or negotiation with the order?

>> No.17890204


They use no words but say many things.

>> No.17890207

You guys
I'm one the fence about button noses
What do you think?

>> No.17890218


Like what you want, but probably don't post them here. This is how I am with most things, button noses included.

>> No.17890224
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fine line to tread
especially if it's boring or shitty art

>> No.17890228

Find the answer in your heart, allowing other people to decide your fetishes is never a good thing.
They may not be welcome here but if they're your thing they're your thing. As >>17890218 says there's some fetishes I have I wouldn't dream of posting here.

>> No.17890233

I kinda like ‘em if they’re done well. Post an imgur of what you’re talking about.

>> No.17890239

They will never not look like a tacked on design detail on top of leading the way to furshit.

>> No.17890240

Why would she? Their primary goal is her destruction.

>> No.17890257

The one from mm

>> No.17890266

I thought her endgame was monsters and humans living and fugging together. That’s why she’s working on making monsters able to birth human sons in addition to monster daughters.

>> No.17890269

I'm fine with them

>> No.17890279

I wouldn’t post it. People here get a little spergy when it’s posted. I still like who you’re referring to.

>> No.17890284

Yes, but why would the Order just let her do that? They exist to bring her down.

>> No.17890288

Sorry. I thought you were saying the DL’s goal was destruction.

>> No.17890289

Let's just agree to disagree.

>> No.17890293

I want a chubby, bottom heavy familiar to greet me whenever I get home.

They'd be comfy little girls.

>> No.17890294

>Their primary goal is her destruction.
They're misled. That's the primary goal of the current Chief God, while those that follow her are fed a different version of the story. Those that follow her don't even know of multiple Chief Gods and a great many things we know about the setting. If anything, you can consider the DL as pitying them and not wishing them harm if avoidable, even though they're still against her.

>> No.17890300

Maybe but isn't a peacfuk resolution preferable?

>> No.17890303
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Who wouldn't want to give this attention though?

>> No.17890312

Concept: Being petted by your villain wife like a supervillain's cat.

>> No.17890317

More like ice cream cake.

>> No.17890320

Why are there so many replies to posts like this, yet so few stories?

>> No.17890324
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>Shota anons need to be careful around strange women

Unfortunately there's no true safe haven from lustful older women. For many shotas, getting raped is inevitable.

>> No.17890326

Kloah is always a sight for sore eyes

>> No.17890339

Make good words is hard.

>> No.17890345

he is one of the few artists I find that can make boobs that big but still look sexy

>> No.17890348

on the back burner for the sake of my grades. I have scripts to write

>> No.17890352

>tfw finally going through with the draft of that loyalty-centered story I got inspiration from "Open" for

>> No.17890363
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I hate how he was capable of drawing his girls with big butts in the past, but now he just draws them with sticc lower-halves.

>> No.17890369

I don't know why but he's able to make them look at least somewhat natural.
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17890375

What if I'm the villain and she's the cat?

>> No.17890383

It can work both ways, as long as it involves speaking to world leaders and stuff.

>> No.17890385

It’d be a little embarrassing but I could grow to like it. Do I get to hop on her lap and hiss at the protagonist?

>> No.17890386
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I don't really mind them, to be completely honest, but I'm also not a fan of them. I guess my major beef with them comes from the fact that from a biology standpoint; You're essentially replacing the upper and lower lateral cartilaginous tissue of the human nose for something more akin to an animal's nostrils without the snout. I guess in a sense, especially with the way Crab tends to handle them it's basically a way to kind of cheat the system when it comes to Furries. Outside of the full body hair and nose, neither Polt or Ruz have anything that screams that they're a fur-fag, though they're still very much more animal than person. I mean, for fuck's sake, it's even noted that the Kobold species can pack multiple pairs of breasts.

Honestly, just enjoy what you want and don't let the more vocal, chest-slapping people who get off causing conflict get you down. We're all here to enjoy monster girls and sling banter at each other. Just don't go full furfaggot and start preaching the gospel about how full purge with fire tier furries like Cait and Cu Sith are the greatest shit since hot pastrami on rye.

TL;DR: They're neither great nor terrible, just boring, I guess.

t. TBW

>> No.17890389

>eskimo kisses

>> No.17890392

Yes, and when no one is looking she pampers the FUCK out of you. Hope you like cutesy pet names.

>> No.17890394
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Apparently that lizardgirl calls people with small animals names.

>> No.17890406
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She's a Dragon. She calls the MC of F/E Pig or Squirrel depending on their gender.

>> No.17890410

I’m in for all of this, depending upon what species she is.

>> No.17890412

He still can.

MGE aside, I'm not sure if I'd rather live in Regura's world or Kloah's

>> No.17890414

Help! My 9-tailed inari waifu is lactating and wants to give me one single oppai related sexing! But I can't choose!

>> No.17890421

That's kinda cute.
I still want to spank her cute little butt and her striped panties.

>> No.17890422

She reminds me of a Jabberwocky

>> No.17890429

Liz and Wock picture when?

Grade A spanking material.

>> No.17890430

I'm thinking an evil looking Pharaoh who actually like cute things, including you.

Whoever stumbles upon this secret gets thrown into the Lamia pit.

>> No.17890436

Damn, right.

>I'm thinking an evil looking Pharaoh who actually like cute things, including you.
I'd read that.

>> No.17890438
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>Liz and Wock picture when?

>> No.17890441

>Not a D cup
She's your favorite species.
With Kloah's world you're an eternal shota.

>> No.17890443

That doesn't look right.

>> No.17890444
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Regura's or Toumasu's for me.

>> No.17890445

>Liz with big boobs


>> No.17890451

I like her being small, cute and cuddly.

>> No.17890454
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>> No.17890456

No, I mean the expression and some of her details.

>> No.17890459

>haughty vampire dragon
Oh yeah.

>> No.17890466

Watch out anon, her sucking ability is extra good.

>> No.17890479

Cute idol dragon.

Cute sadistic blood sucker!
Mate no presses!

>> No.17890480

She can suck me all she wants.

>> No.17890482

Cute monstergirls doing cute things with each other.
No boys involved whatsoever outside of false bravado boasting about escapades they haven't actually had.

>> No.17890490

I wonder what kind of friends Dragon Zombies are to other monstergirls.

>> No.17890512

I'd love to see some dragon bantz, especially if it was about how some people judge them for their color or how big and how they obtained their hoard.

>> No.17890519
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>You're WAY too old for him!
>Says you!

>> No.17890522

>double nursing handjob

>> No.17890523

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

>> No.17890526

>20 year old dragon waifu talking to a 200 year old virgin one
I'd pay to see her face.

>> No.17890535
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>not owning slaves

>> No.17890538

I love the utter tearful desperation. They NEED this. Both of them individually. They've been without a man for so long and now the chance finally, finally comes in a way they accept and some bitch tries to take it from them.
I have no idea how such a situation would end.
Yes I do, they both marry him and are extra competitive and he lives a wild but fun life filled with competitive sex. Lucky guy.

>> No.17890539

She's my kiki adopteru, not my slave.

>> No.17890544
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I want this with a Mino and her cousin Holst.
Switching from the sweet thick creamy milk of the Holst and her soft, gentle strokings and the full, lean milk of the Mino and her vigorous pumping.
Best wives right there.

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Just ignore the 2 anons in the back

>> No.17890554
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Ignore the monsterboy, focus on the getup.

What's your opinion on dressing as an incubus? If you gain your (and your waifu's) ideal body, would you wear a similar aesthetic? You know, skin tight and revealing clothes, heart decorations, the works.

I never really thought about it before, but hot damn, I want it. I'd go all out, add a little heart tattoo on the belly even. Perfection is being able to seduce and strip tease a succubus.

>> No.17890564

I feel like this would be a great couple who both work but switch days.
So Mino works a day at the gym as a trainer (for females only, only hubby gets to see her sweat up close and personal) while Holst tenderly cares for and pampers the husband at home.
Then Holst works a day at the farm (as a ranchhand, only hubby is allowed to milk her tenderly) while Mino has a rambunctious day with the husband having a good time.

>> No.17890566

No, I'd still dress normally, I guess I'd fill out a suit better. People with "Ideal bodies" tend to look good no matter what they're wearing. Heart decorations seem kind of faggy unless you're a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>> No.17890568

I'd wear normal clothes and keep my body pure.

>> No.17890569

>Ignore the monsterboy
I can't
in fact the pic has made me so angry, im going to have to play fallout for a couple hours to calm down, goodbye.

>> No.17890577

you need an alp intervention

>> No.17890579

I always liked the idea, yeah. Noble robes as a vampire's incubus, an eerie Lovecraft suit as a Shoggoth's master, matching top hat and colorful suit as a Hatter's butler incubus, watermystic aesthetic as a Kraken's incubus husband.

>> No.17890582

I want a chubby, old ryu and a similarl dragon to do that over me

>> No.17890584

Lady Wight and Miss Lich in public!
What's she up to I wonder?

>> No.17890586

What a sweet Mino. I want to hug her.

>> No.17890587

Huh, you know I've never thought of it either. I guess it would depend on how much I enjoyed the culture? I could see myself wearing something like that, but I could also do more conservative.

>> No.17890589

>wights having tea with mad hatters
>mucus toads and akaname arguing which is better at licking someone
>Jinn of the Jars and Mimic discussing how they can be better at catching potential husbands off guard
>Doromes and Tritonias just kind of chilling out not really doing anything

>> No.17890593

>ignore the monsterboy
No, faggot.

>> No.17890595 [DELETED] 

fuck off faggot

>> No.17890598
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Had a stab at an OL Ryu, any thoughts?

>> No.17890604

No, I'll leave the girl clothes and tattoos to girls thank you.

>> No.17890606

Salamander and a Hinezumi climbing a snowy mountain

>> No.17890610

The pink hair makes her look even cuter.

>> No.17890612

Not my thing, but being able to make a succubus drool would be pretty fun.

>> No.17890623
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>Ah! Thank you friend! They look so beautiful! I am almost as pretty as you now!
>No, no! You are prettier than me!
>We are... both pretty!
And then they hug and dance a happy dance.

>> No.17890629

Tritonias, not Titanias, though that's still very cute.

>> No.17890630

>jinkos and wolfus debating who's better at sneaking up and pouncing husbandos

>> No.17890631

Well, I do technically 'own' my waifu and daughteru and there are times I definitely refer to them as my slaves, but at the same time they own me and they call me their slave too so it kind of evens out.

My waifu is a Kobold and she wouldn't ever wear the distinctive Kobold furs in the MGE profile, so I don't think there's anything specific like that in her ideal look for me. That being said though we both really enjoy latex so we would wear a lot of that, so I guess it counts a little bit.

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It sounds like you really want to touch the cow.

>> No.17890634

Who said anything about girl clothes? Nobody said you had to dress exactly like that, I was just curious if you'd change your style. But hey, you're also welcome to be boring and wear jeans and a teeshirt around your literal lust demon wife.

>> No.17890635
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>all these retards replying

>> No.17890638 [DELETED] 

>posts monsterboys
>says to "just ignore it" in the same fucking post
You've reached a new high of shamelessness. Congratulations faggot, kill yourself.

>> No.17890639


Heck, make it the 3 of them

>> No.17890640

And you couldn't do the question without the pic beacause?

>> No.17890646

>Is perfect alping material
You're gay if you dont want to fuck that

>> No.17890647

Maybe not quite that revealing, but something similar perhaps.

>> No.17890648

I need to do it now.

>> No.17890649 [DELETED] 

He's probably the same faggot that also requested it on /d/, and his ""question"" seems evidential of that.
Didn't help that Maritan herself endorsed the image.

>> No.17890655

Nigga that's a genderbent Lilim.

>> No.17890657 [DELETED] 

Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.17890665 [DELETED] 

Because he's a shitposting retard that just can't help but to try to push his faggotry here, instead of taking it to TFT or the circlejerk.

>> No.17890667

I think ye olde Demonfag with the baroness was into that kind of stuff. Maybe not quite so metro and more BDSMsih though. Though Demons are stated in the profile to wear what their husband will like the most, so if you're just into comfy girl next door clothes the most you'll find her wearing ribbed sweaters and jeans that show off her big booty. Up to you though its your life.

>> No.17890669

>Anons creating narratives and throwing names around.
In seriousness, I don't care. Probably not in public, but maybe in the bedroom.

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You did good, pig.

>> No.17890676
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You think you could survive your face being crushed between those milk mountains as she rides you to completion? Her beefy arms will will squishing you in too so you finish all the way up in her womb. Take responsibility for her death-vice grip and murderous tits, anon!

>> No.17890679 [DELETED] 

>talking about "metro" and bdsm shit
>replying to a monsterboy posting faggot with anything except telling him to go kill himself

>> No.17890680

You don't need to spam the thread with images of her.

>> No.17890681

>to wear what their husband will like the most
I've always enjoyed the idea of a little give and take. As long as both sides are happy with the end result, I wouldn't have issue with fulfilling some of my waifus dreams, or anyone choosing to better please theirs.

>> No.17890682

>so metro

>> No.17890685

I love everything about her design except for the massive tits. I don't mind big, but I want them to be in proportion with her body.

>> No.17890689

>Kraken and Dark Mage plotting to kidnap shotas
>An Alraune growing crops while a Weresheep is knitting a sweater made with her wool

>> No.17890690

Writing itself is easy. Writing well in itself is the challenging part. You either write long enough to become good at it (Like Silent_II and Losenis if you exclude the memes) or persistent enough that you're presentable at least ala Iron Beast.

Or, conversely. You're a massive fucking faggot like Bollocks who only ever did it for attention and still whinges about this place in the circle jerk.

>> No.17890693 [DELETED] 

You all belong on /d/umblr and not here. Fuck off and die cancer.

>> No.17890696

It's a shame this got shitposted to hell. The question itself is at least original and interesting. There's post after post about culture and stuff from the MG perspective, but very little on how we'd all actually live our waifus and what life would look like.

>> No.17890700


>Medusa and Basilisk having a staring contest
>Kejourou giving haircuts to various MGs or discussing each other style of hair

>> No.17890703

I like it, looks good man.
And this looks cute.
To be fair posting an image like that is basically asking for shitposting, if he was actually being serious he wouldn't have used a picture like that.

>> No.17890704
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>fag posts shitposty image with a shitposty question
>fellow fag wonders why anons were so against it
Gee whillikers anon, I wonder why.

>> No.17890705

I'm sure they're all eager to get back to discussing how many waifus they want, and how great X is. Some days you can get away with a question like this, but the weekend wasn't a good choice.

>> No.17890707 [DELETED] 

Yeah it sure is a shame a post talking about dressing up as a flaming faggot and literally posting monsterboys is getting shitposted.

It's clearly exactly the kind of quality discussion a monstergirl thread needs, and all the people responding to it positively are clearly quality contributors and not parasites from tumblr.

>> No.17890718

He shouldn't have posted a monsterboy thats what ruined it. Other than that my waifu is a moonlight Titania. So i imagine id be getting some pretty nice robes colored with blue, green, and purple. The gayest thing about the clothing being it attracts butterflies like a very good character from Fable.

>> No.17890727

I'd like to get a matching back tattoo for my monster girl yakuza wife!

>> No.17890741

If you genderswapped/alped someone more than once do you end up with a new being?
>change gf into a man then into a gril again

>> No.17890747

Husbands don't get tattoos, that's for the women. Husbands' skins must remain untouched and pure.

>> No.17890749

>Black haired Kitsune Yakuza waifu wants to get back tebori tattoos with Anon after he meets the Grand Mofus
>Hours later, MANY hours later, they're both walking out of the workshop from the Oomukade who applied it to them begrudgingly
>She received a tiger, partly because she wanted something to represent her inner strength, but also because Anon told the centipede that his partner 'fucks like a tiger'
>She refuses to tell Anon what his is, much to his ire
>Turns out It's an Ox, because while she won't admit it sober, his thick and monstrous cock is the only one she wants

>> No.17890752

So does that mean that monster girls wouldn't be attracted to men with scars or blemishes on their skin?

>> No.17890754 [DELETED] 

>posts complaining about the shitpost get deleted while the actual shitpost is left untouched

>> No.17890755

>Holstaur and WereSheep asleep in the fields
>A Ryu and Kitsune reminiscing about the past together

>> No.17890759

Yes they would, but Yakuza is a traditional organisation.

>> No.17890763

>Having a monster girl waifu at all
Look at this slut who sullies his body. A true intellectual abstains from the evil temptations of the body. I hope I don’t have to explain this is sarcasm.

>> No.17890765

You wouldn't need to wear those things unless she somehow mad eit for you with the help of her fairy friends. If it was like that I'd have to wear a lot of black and I'd probably die during summer.

>> No.17890767

This happens a lot, anon. It's best to just stop caring.

>> No.17890771

It's pretty obvious to me it wasn't intentional, just poor judgement. You don't waste effort trying to ask an interesting question if you're just looking to stir up the thread. Stop creating a narrative.

>> No.17890774

I wonder just WHAT is was that was shitposting...
The harmless scenario? Or the cancerous assholes?

>> No.17890778


I wonder if that goes for surgical scars.

>> No.17890784 [DELETED] 

go back to tumblr faggot

>> No.17890791
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>Everyone Else:
Would you wear clothes like your waifu?
>Me, an intellectual:
Would you become the clothes your waifu wears?

>> No.17890795 [DELETED] 

>temp blocked again
>monsterboy still up


Everyone go report this janitor for not doing his job and abusing his powers to destroy the community.

He doesn't delete outright western furry images on /jp/ and bans everyone who complains.
He doesn't delete traps and monsterboys and bans everyone who complains.
He's trying to turn this thread into his own personal shitfest by scaring people to speak out against cancer and purposefully leaving said cancer up every single time.

>> No.17890800

Looks more like you're just being a whiny cunt that someone is stopping you from running the thread like it's your own echo chamber.

>> No.17890802

>trying this hard
Good riddance.

>> No.17890804

I want to become a Wendigo's coat and bury her in my musk.

>> No.17890812

>Ignore the monterboy because I have a really important and interesting question that I need to post this monsterboy to demonstrate
>If you had a hot body, would you dress like a faggot?
Get outa here.

>> No.17890816

Yes, clean up that acne.

>> No.17890820
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>> No.17890824 [DELETED] 

>defending monsterboyfags shitting up the thread

>> No.17890825


>> No.17890827


>> No.17890831

>Not being on my side and rallying up against the janitor who went against me is supporting monsterboys!
You are severely detached from reality.

>> No.17890838
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I want to become a Kejourou's dakimakura

>> No.17890842

At some point, you're not helping. Let the janitor do his job. Don't reply to the bait.

>> No.17890843

>wearing your waifu's hair
Fuck off with this gay shit.

>> No.17890845

Yeah I imagine she somehow made them. Like her little fairies guided her hand and needle as she threaded them together. And for that id probably wear them a lot. I enjoy the idea of farie knights having somethings that perpetually embarrasses them. Mine would be the butterflies and flowers on my armor the little faries keep putting theren

>> No.17890850

Very well. It's the janitor's job to deal with manchildren like him anyway.

>> No.17890852
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>Cuddle the Wendi
>Pull the Wendi close
>Wrap the coat around the Wendi
>Headpat the Wendi

>> No.17890858

How often would a Fairy knight need to help save the kingdom? How many of those times would it actually be a threatening emergency?

>> No.17890862

I'd wear a nice scarf if my waifu made one for me. I'd be sure to learn some techniques from a spider so I could repay her too.
But yeah, the children would love you and your purity with all of those butterflies and flowers around.

>> No.17890873 [DELETED] 

The feedback section hasn't been updated in 2 years unfortunately, and /qa/ is comprised of fags bitching about /pol/ along with numerous 2hu threads.

>> No.17890881

>forgetting Pamper the Wendi with meat

>> No.17890900
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Remember the last time someone forgot the meat?

>> No.17890904


not very often.

at least you get a spiffy outfit to wear while you're on duty

>> No.17890907 [DELETED] 

>Anon posts something meant clearly to shit up the thread
>All the posts telling him to fuck off are deleted yet the anon starting it doesn't even get the picture deleted
Why? I think anyone would agree doing the same with furry, pony, or tumblr art wouldn't have an excuse of "just ignore the pic I'm posting that I know you'll hate". It would be nice if they deleted all the shitposts instead of just reactions to it.

>> No.17890910

They couldn't have any pudding?

>> No.17890921 [DELETED] 


>> No.17890925

I imagine very rarely. What with the while "entry needs to be granted" thing. And most malicious intent is lost when you actually enter. I like to think most fairy knights are bored in the realm helping fairies trapped under heavy objects and keeping the local fairy variants of monsters happy.
Make her some leg warmers anon.

>> No.17890929 [DELETED] 

I can only recall one recent instance of an off-topic shitpost getting deleted, and it was that Xeno shit from a few threads back. The fucker that posted it "wow guys it was just a question, do you hate monstergirls or something?"
Shame that another Xeno image he posted wasn't deleted along with that though.
>He dindu nuffin

>> No.17890931 [DELETED] 

It's happened so many times recently that it's beyond any doubt 100% intentional. To what end goal, that's not known.

>> No.17890939 [DELETED] 

>Anons a good boy he dindu nuffin just wanted to ask an (((interesting))) question

>> No.17890944 [DELETED] 

When has "He didn't mean to" ever work as an excuse? Accidental shitposting is still shitposting. Besides the original poster knew thw image would cause a stir. He admitted to doing so.

>> No.17890950
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>> No.17890951

>keeping the local fairy variants of monsters happy
What species would make the cutest smol fairy version?

>> No.17890953 [DELETED] 

Other excuses they rely heavily on are "it was just a joke" and "I was just asking a question", etc., etc.

>> No.17890957 [DELETED] 

More or less. I think people are just bored now.

>> No.17890962

>Leg warmers
Eh, I don't know. I feel like I'd need to give her a little bit of everything. A big blanket, some tail and wings warmers, a cute looking cap, a sweater, some socks and gloves. I wouldn't be able to make all of them so I'd probably end up buying some, but I just wouldn't be able to give her just one thing.
Would still make her a nice scrunchie to tie her hair with and maybe a tail bow just because.

>> No.17890968 [DELETED] 

Anon was clearly in the wrong but I can not blame him for attempting to break the stagnation of the average thread discussion. Surely there must be something both new and agreeable to discuss.

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Wendigo and Atlach-Nacha are the top tier Chaos girls. My word is indisputable Chaosfucker law.

>> No.17890990

Hah, no.

>> No.17890994 [DELETED] 

Exactly. This could have been an interesting conversation, but several autists chose to whine about the picture. I don't like monsterboys either, but I wouldn't have known what the hell he was on about without the picture. Can you imagine if he just asked "would you dress like a succubus but in clothes for men?".

The funniest thing about this is posts like >>17890931 that make it out like this is tumblrs newest plot to "destroy the community".

>> No.17891002

Swiggity swooty, you're always on duty.

>> No.17891003
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For me its fairy dragons. >>17890962
You're a good guy anon. Im sure she will appreciate the effort and the thought.
I bet monster girls are super sentimental.

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Nachos are love. Nachos are life.


>> No.17891016 [DELETED] 

I want San Francisco to leave.

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>> No.17891024

I'd hope so. She wouldn't need to use them, but just accepting would be enough for me.
If she adds things I do for her in her hoard I'd have a heart attack.

>Plagued melon's nacho with the OwO face
I don't really regret it.

>> No.17891026

All three of the comms I have from Melon have the spider eyes making some variant of the OwO expression. Look at her hair.

>> No.17891034
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>"Anon, as the only child of the royal family, adopted may you be, the duty of ensuring a strong line of heirs falls on you. Therefore, from now on I shall have you accompany me on all royal business so that we may... procreate whenever necessary. I've also hand picked the most beautiful women of the royal to be your personal concubines. They are very honored and very eager to begin their new duties. I've also instructed the chefs to add virility enhancing ingredients to your food so you don't have to worry about 'running out,' so to speak. I expect great things from you, my precious son. MANY great things."

>> No.17891039

That's true, but OwO will always make me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DGqKYubsE

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>I've also hand picked the most beautiful women of the royal to be your personal concubines.
A smart adoptive Momster wouldn't be keen on having her son fuck other women, as that's a sure way to have her butt heads with a Bicorn.

>> No.17891048

>"fuck you mom i'ma go marry the cute blacksmith lizard women and go on lots of adventures"

>> No.17891053

I hope queen mother doesn't find out about my fetishes because she's gonna be a 'wide elf' instead of a high elf

>> No.17891057

>I bet monster girls are super sentimental.

That's a nice thought. They would never let your efforts go unappreciated

>> No.17891059

What if the Crown Prince is a massive masochist who wants his reproductive potential to be permanently destroyed by a petite elf in high heels?

>> No.17891061

>elf queen monster has that 'where did I go wrong' expression on her face
How cruel, Anon. All she wanted was a strong elven bloodline.

>> No.17891066

How about you lead by example and crush your own family jewels for having such awful tastes.

>> No.17891069

Then he is getting taken to the dungeon and forced to rape other elves until he changes his horrible ways

>> No.17891084

I have long since left such petty masochism behind. I can only get off to Unreformed Pagan Elective Gravelkind succession.

>forced to rape
How exactly do you force someone into raping an elf.

>> No.17891085

Isn't it easier to make the elves rape him to get pregnant

>> No.17891088

Elves only ovulate during rape anyway.

>> No.17891103

Bad meme

>> No.17891109
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>Maid Cafes have to prepare during the winter months
>Signs on their doors that say "Positively NO Wendigos"
>Cafes that aren't prepared for Wendigo customers run out of meat in an hour

>> No.17891117
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>Putting GYARU.EXE on your Automaton

>> No.17891118
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Please be courteous when petting the Harpies!

>> No.17891119

I want to tie up a Hellhound and use her abs to melt my hot fudge!

>> No.17891128

The body is lovely, but everything else is horrid.

>> No.17891134

Aigis and MGE Automatons are on almost different tiers of robot girls.

>> No.17891142

I dfind the idea of concubines to be really hot. You can just use them like onaholes.

>> No.17891147

>How exactly do you force someone into raping an elf.
Pistol against the head. Holding his family hostage. Threatening to call the tax office.

>> No.17891150

I'd have a hard time deciding between that and the maternity program for my strongfat combat automaton. Can I run both?

>> No.17891161

>"Go and kill me, it's only going to make me harder!"

>> No.17891166

Replying because you posted something we never talk about. So here's your (You).

>> No.17891168

Not a meme if it's true.

>> No.17891169

Too many conflicts between the two, go maternity and get her some extra large nutrient generators abefore getting her construction unit going.

Am allowed to do what I want with the concubines regarding their physiques?
How will daughters be handled?

>> No.17891172

Memes age like fine wine

>> No.17891182


A monster is never too old for a human male. They are made for each other.

>> No.17891183

She's already pretty wide, dude

>> No.17891193

I still can't figure out if this is legit or a joke

>> No.17891201

The boner wants what the boner wants.
It also wants an extra cup size or two as well, along with milk

>> No.17891203

The site is real alright.


>> No.17891204


I don't know what that is but yeah, it's really cute.

>> No.17891212

Don't read that.
She's actually from a horror game, with a lot of gore elements, Spooky's House of Jumpscares. If she kills you, you're teleported to a snowy field, and you're treated to wolves eating you alive.

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>> No.17891219

Is this a real game, or you guys just shitposting?

>> No.17891225


Never played it, but I've seen gameplay. Either way, very cute design at least.

>> No.17891226

meant for

>> No.17891229

>Ywn be part of a group of anons traveling through Elf territory.
>Your group starts to get picked off one by one by the elves once they found you intruding.
>You desperately try to keep the remaining men from being taken but there are too many of them and they know the region much better than you.
>Hell you haven't even seen one of them yet, they either trap their prey away from the group or abduct them without any noise.
>Finally you find yourself alone in the quiet woods, the isolation and the fear of being next starts to drive you crazy.
>Hurrying through the woods you look behind you to make sure you aren't being followed.
>Unfortunately you didn't see the tree vines coming from the earth and you trip up.
>Before you can regain yourself you notice someone standing over you.
>A wild elf with hair down to her waist covered in strange body paint and fur clothing.
>Behind her is a group of elves and in tow with them, all the men from your travelling group.
>She gets you on your feet and bounding your hands before they lead your group to back to their village.

>> No.17891230

That's why I posted it.
Game is pretty trash, to be honest.

>> No.17891234

Kloah Wonderland would be the absolute best.

>> No.17891237
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I wanna hit on the cute hellhound maid at the maid cafe!

>> No.17891239

>Anything Wonderland
No thank you.

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>> No.17891262

Jokes on them, I'm married and so are the rest of the guys.

>> No.17891265

Eeeeh, I'll pass.

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Eh, not really my thing.

>> No.17891274


Hell fucking yes

>> No.17891278

This is a thing that exists.

>> No.17891283

Sorry anon, they are wild elves. Enjoy being taken care of and make sure to flee when the time is right.

>> No.17891290

What flavor milk would Hellhounds have? I presume warm.

>> No.17891292

Boiling chocolate milk.

>> No.17891293

I want to be childhood friends with the little hellhound next door and call her my minion Cerberus and order her to attack my enemies

>> No.17891295

>warm flavored milk

>> No.17891296

Why not just set the forest on fire?

>> No.17891299

Warm isn't a flavor, anonymous

>> No.17891304

Milk with a nice cinnamon kick.

>> No.17891317

>getting steamy with her feeling you up
>”Oh, I’ve been looking forward to this for a long...”
>She sniffs the air around you and huffs your chest
>”God dammit not this shit again. Loose this one away, he’s no good either!”

>> No.17891319

>Hellhound tells you to suck her tits they're full of hot chocolate
>It's not even hot chocolate, it's more like steamed milk with a hint of cinnamon and nutmeg that tickles the back of your throat with its heat and zesty kick. Hellhound forcefully holding your face to her teat, not letting you stop until your belly is full of the bounty of her bosom.
>Entire time you're being nursed, your erection is growing harder and more 'enflamed' as it were, similar to how a Lava Golem would act upon your manhood
>You've barely had time to regain your senses when she clambers on top of you, putting the ruby red head of your now-massive and smoking man meat to the folds of her pussy
>"Now, give your milk to me~"

>> No.17891322

I want to touch her ears and tail.

>> No.17891323
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I wanna comfort my tomboy childhood friend hellhound when there's a thunderstorm outside!

>> No.17891327

She can't just touch and sniff me like that before leaving, I'll be all pent up. And it's not like I'm against bigamy either.

>> No.17891328

Lava golem tentacles.
The thought of hot sticky onaholes milking me is amazing

>> No.17891336
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your childhood friend took you for a ruse cruise!

>> No.17891337

That's a known side effect of kitsune exposure.

>> No.17891344

>Cheating on your wife
You deserve to be castrated.

>> No.17891347
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Kumihos > Kitsunes

>> No.17891351

Kumiho is just kistune + a downgrade.

>> No.17891353

whoa, no way
them bitches will eat your liver

>> No.17891355

I just want a flabby fox to nuzzle and snuggle.

>> No.17891358

Upgrade, you mean.

You get used to it, don't worry. Some even end enjoying it.

They're the best ones at those, or anything really.

>> No.17891359


>> No.17891361

Some people enjoy NTR but that doesn’t make it better.

>> No.17891364

It's fine if I bring her home. Monster girls are completely fine woth harems.

>> No.17891368

Honestly, I just enjoy teasing, handjobs, and overall smugness

Also, heel clicking

>> No.17891369

That they are.
SHe'd probably do one of those tittering, polite laughs behind a hand whenever I nuzzle her middle or tail.

>> No.17891380

Not even close, anon.

>> No.17891388

I want my Shoggoth wife to teach me to be an incredible butler, so we can hire ourselves out together in other anons homes. A few of you may end up with hoards or estates after all.

>> No.17891393

Looks like kitsune propaganda

>> No.17891397

How big a bottom is too big on your loli?

>> No.17891399

Loli is sin. Repent now, or forever face the wrath of God!

>> No.17891401

When she's taller sitting down than standing up.

>> No.17891402

Small, round and spankable!

>> No.17891403

I enjoy all of them!
Flat lolis!
Back breaking, titty monsters!
Muscle beasts!
And full on chubsters!

>> No.17891406

Yeah, I'd try to live in a humble house but I'd need a maid to take care of our hoard and home while we were out adventuring.

>> No.17891420

What are some girls where you’re life becomes them and what are some girls where their life becomes yours? Im afraid I won’t be able to run away with her anymore.

>> No.17891423

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, being part bird, kikis can have brilliant plumage.

Make sure to keep that scarlet colored kiki cheerful during the grey winter months.

>> No.17891428

Uh, alps? What the hell are you asking?

>> No.17891437
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Timmy needs to stay away from that Hellhound who lives nextdoor and is around his age! She's a bad influence!

>> No.17891441

Undead Kiki with black feathers, scales, hair and hime-cut.
And the Shog who mimics her appearance.

>> No.17891443

For example the two opposite ends of the spectrum would be Nachos and Kiki’s. Nachos, you live your life as a spider half of an eldritch being. Kiki’s move into your house and serve you.

>> No.17891446

Ya know, if it wasn't for their BIG MEATY PAWS, I'd probably like Hellhounds way more, even if they are mainly for subs.

>> No.17891448

Only if she has deathly pale skin and red eyes to go with it or Milky white if you feel truly spoopy.

>> No.17891449

Timmy Alped after one too many bullyings from the Dark Elf and P'Ork.
Jimmy's the one who needs to stay away from the 2nd grader Hellpup and Salamander.

>> No.17891452

First and foremost you need to understand MGs run on rule of cool, and there is nothing to say a Nacho husband can't also have a day job.

>> No.17891467

If you were at the beach and you saw three groups of mgs would you rather go with:

>The huge group of innocent looking mermaids
>The BIG smug sharkgirl trio
>The lonely mermaid with a sad look sitting in some remote rocks

>> No.17891470

Define 'Big'.
Also, why am I on the beach? I hate swimming.

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>> No.17891479

>You'll never be a kid who attracts the attention of your class' resident delinquent Hellhound who drags you into trouble and is actually adorable and cuddly when you're alone.

>> No.17891480

I'd love to have a big, strongfat hellhound that is a year older, looks like a stereotypical bully and drags me to her home for comfy co-op vidya where we do goofy things on the runs.

>> No.17891483

Because free ice-cream.

>> No.17891484

Why not just set the elf on fire instead?

>> No.17891486

Why am i at the beach? I am fully clothed right? I dont like the idea of going to a beach taking off your shirt so that everyone can judge you based on your looks. But I'd go with that sad mermaid.

>> No.17891489

I'm not buying this.
Free ice cream isn't enough to get me out to the beach without people I know.

A shame as I enjoy acquatic girls but positively detest swimming ever since I had to swim competitively.

Fuck swim practice, two hours of swimming back and forth a day is bullshit.

>> No.17891493

What waifu would be the best if you wanted to adventure in observer mode. So, you're so weak that you couldn't even best a goblin, but at the same time, you're specialized so heavily in self preservation methods, i.e. regeneration or straight up Nope-ing yourself out of your current plane of existence if you want to walk out of some form of captivity.

I'm thinking something ghostly, a phantom maybe.

>> No.17891500

Late to the shit show, but it would be funny to do this on Halloween as one of those goofy couples costumes where you dress up as each other.

>> No.17891504

Nobody says hou have to swim.

>But I'd go with that sad mermaid.
You sure?

>> No.17891509 [SPOILER] 
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Do not believe the lies of the mermaid.

>> No.17891510
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But big meaty paws are the best!

>> No.17891512

Right you are Ken.

>> No.17891516
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I wanna feel safe in a Hellhounds embrace

>> No.17891517

>You sure?
I mean if its anything like >>17891479 than hell no. That thing should not be in this thread or even be alive. It deserves a bullet in the head.

>> No.17891519

I prefer when the brash young hellhound goes after the hardheaded older man who lives across the street.

>> No.17891523

>like >>17891479 than
I misclicked, i meant the Mpreg mermaid bitch,

>> No.17891529

No, it's not that, but there's a 95% chance you won't like it. You would break her heart if you go with her and then leave though.

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You gotta be prepared to take her for walkies!

>> No.17891583

Not monstergirl ones.

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>> No.17891588

Livers grow back and can you really say that you love someone if you wouldn't offer up your blood, sweat and tears for their happiness?

>> No.17891600

Snuggling and Neck kisses await you.

>> No.17891603

>Livers grow back
I have reason to believe you've been lied to.

>> No.17891605

I'll give her blood, sweat and tears but my bile is my own.

>> No.17891612

When that happens it only comes back to 1/4th of it's original size.

>> No.17891616

I need your help, what's the manga with the tiger lady in it? The one who pinned that guy down at one point

>> No.17891629
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Got me a battle-boner from seeing this one kid's movie, post warriors.


>> No.17891664

Not him, but don't Kumihos have regenerative powers to heal the husbando?

>> No.17891667

military marches are better for battle boners

>> No.17891672
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Do you really want to live your life like this?

>> No.17891677

there are people who like nachos.

>> No.17891678

Only Alps LARPing as fascists like military marches.

>> No.17891681

The liver regenerates, but everything else around it does not. I am not about to undergo a surgery every time she gets hungry.
The Kumiho is not part of the MGE hugbox, so it depends on where you get your version from.

>> No.17891688

>thinking bagpipes or The Yellow Rose of Texas is for alps
don't project too hard

>> No.17891689

It's not like she needs to feed every day, it could be twice a week, it could be twice a month, depends on your canon.

Yeah, that's why I said it, they're not part of MGE so there's some suffering but that also can lead to healing, they're still monstergirls.

>> No.17891692

>being this mad still
I bet you're Polish.

>> No.17891697

>polish winged hussar centaur
o kurwa

>> No.17891699

So you're telling me Polish Centaurs vs German Wurms?

>> No.17891702

German harpy eagles perhaps. Germany's got boars and wolves too.

>> No.17891703
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Got a new Kobold request in!

Not sure how I feel about the colored contacts, but the latex dresses are excellent.

>> No.17891710

Ooh, shiny. Beware magpies and dragons.

>> No.17891717

You know what would be fun? MG written books on keeping boys. Especially vampire books on how to keep your hubando's blood as good as possible.

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>> No.17891775

I want a reversal
A vampire that's already caring,sweet and sexually breaks a dhampir that tries to impose

>> No.17891781

>An apophis rules a kingdom quite well and just until a pharaoh comes along and breaks her and corrupts her kingdom
This seems wrong yet so good.

>> No.17891784

A demure, shy Shoggoth maid fawns over her master, but is horrified when an insidious unhinged Kikimora moves in to assist with maid duties

>> No.17891793

Tritonia who has full control over her tentacles and can feel everything they do and has a terribly lewd disposition

>> No.17891803

>sabbath goblins that bully their frail, scholarly hobgob

>> No.17891811

>hellhounds that don't have a single dom bone in their better
It's an improvement

>> No.17891928


I would take a dom Anubis though.

>> No.17891940

A lazy Anubis who does no work and just eats expensive food while lying around all day?

>> No.17891943
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Got my sexy nurse lich commission done!

>> No.17891962

>Keeping people alive is such a hazzle
>Can't I just let them die and reanimate them?
>Undead eat less
>My feet hurt

>> No.17891964

>>My feet hurt
If she isn't allowed to hover everywhere I bet she would complain about that alot.

>> No.17891967

I remember you talking about this and it turned out great, would get looked after by.

>> No.17891974

Would doctors in the Undead Kingdom get alarmed when they check your pulse and discover you have a heartbeat?

>> No.17891979

>"CODE RED! I repeat, code red!"
>"He has a heart beat, we need to apply gray undead mushrooms NOW"

>> No.17891981

No. They'd get aroused.

>> No.17891996

>Nurse lich checks your pulse
>She it's checking it for quite a long time
>You look down
>Clear liquid is running down her inner thigh

>> No.17892010

>"You require further examination"

>> No.17892029
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Such slander, the Undead Kingdom doctors demonstrate great concern for their patients. Almost overbearing concern in fact.

To the immortal and perpetually enduring MGS of the Kingdoms, the frail constitutions of their human husbandos are a constant source of worry. They won't even let them use sharp objects, and replace all scissors in their vicinity with safety scissors.

>> No.17892061
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Uh, I think the factory sent me the wrong automaton

>> No.17892063

Looks fine to me. Remember to purge ALL the evil, anon.

>> No.17892070

>lich getting off to the sound of your heartbeat
That's almost cute. I bet she tries to find excuses to rest her head on your chest just to listen to your heart.
>"I enjoy the thumping sound it makes. Like it's saying 'Love you, love you, love you,' over and over...Ah, it got faster."

>> No.17892073
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Even daemonettes?

>> No.17892084

Even sassy daemonettes like that one!

>> No.17892124

Well, lets not be hasty now. After all, it's the wicked that need the guidance of a good man the most, right? Even Jesus spent most of his time preaching to prostitutes and the like.

>> No.17892183

Who remember this old gem?

>> No.17892211

I'd dress up as a Cheshire catboy to match my waifu.

>> No.17892246

Kuu girls make the best cuddlesluts.

>> No.17892250

A cute spook

>> No.17892254

God damn I love this one. Always makes me smile.

>> No.17892257

>Lich waiu spends all her days coldly absorbed in her science, all but ignoring you
>Except for her breaks where she insists seriously that she must crawl into your lap rest her head againt your chest and 'recharge', her finger reaching around to trace 'I love you' on your back over and over

>> No.17892258

Big lovey dovey onee-sans are even better cuddlesluts. Be they reptiles, undeads or both.

>> No.17892358

But Onee-sans aren't as good for the heartboner.

>> No.17892364
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You know what I like? Dragons.

>> No.17892379

The dragon fears the centipede.

>> No.17892382
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The Tanuki fears the Ochimusha.

>> No.17892387

And the centepede fears the humans. That's why you should protect your dragon while she protects you.

>> No.17892393
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Do you think it'd be a good idea to get an oomukade friend to protect you from the dragon bullies?

>> No.17892400

>Not going for the dragon bullies
I'd enjoy being bullied by a dragon. I'd buy her juice and sit down to hear her complain about life while she gives me some hair ruffling.

>> No.17892435

>buying her juice
You fool, it'll start at juice and the next thing you know she'd be taking you to the arcade and getting you to put your coins in the machines so she can play for free.

>> No.17892451

Going to the arcade would be nice. I could even get those anime cliche scenes where I get her a stuffed toy or something like that. I'd also challange her to DDR round.
But if she really wanted to play games, maybe the best choice would be to invite her over to my house so we could play vidya all day long.

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You could also bully the Wight who's struggling at Taiko too

>> No.17892491

Inviting her back to your place is a bold move, she might put her big scaly feet up on the table, act like she owns the place and treat you like her personal butler in your own home while she plays mario kart. Are you really okay with that?
>bullying taiko wight
Over the line.

>> No.17892502

A cute.
I want a chubster wight though.

>> No.17892516

I do have to wonder how the japanese MGE community reacted/will react when they see this.

>> No.17892519

>"W-what, did you think I'd be good at this too? Hmph! You really do think of me as high as the heavens. Do you think I led my armies to such a primitive beat? Why would I be skilled at this - this... stick bashing, when I've a troupe of banshees and phantoms with which to rally my troops? Hmph!"

>> No.17892520

I don't know anon, she might get angry at me if I ignored her. She is bullying me after all.

Sure, I'd even give her a good massage and serve her food. I wonder if she likes spike- I mean, spicy food because I'd definitely cook a great meal for her.
For games it would be fun to play competitive ones to see her win and get even more haughty.

>> No.17892533

Any self respecting dragon likes spicy food, it would be a bad idea to let her get too haughty though.

>> No.17892601

>wake up
>see this
Well at least I’ve got a remedy for my morning wood.

>> No.17892606

Why would that be? I'd even praise her like a good guy being bullied. We'd spend hours and hours playing games until it was too late and she'd have to sleep in my house. Too bad we didn't plan for this and she'd probably have to use either my or my sisters clothes and sleep on my bed.

>> No.17892617

I want to give my Dragonfu eskimo kisses in front of her minions.
I understood that reference!

>> No.17892627

I want to rub my dragon's butt in front of her worshippers.

>> No.17892635

I know Dragons and cats have a lot in common but come on man.
If you rub the base of her tail, does she lift up her rump? I've had cats who lift their hind legs in the damn air to chase those rubs.

>> No.17892640
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He's branching out into other phyla, be careful

>> No.17892643

A haughty dragon bully would probably make you sleep on the floor if she was using the bed. Nothing would stop you sneaking back into the bed once she was asleep though.

>> No.17892656

I'd just grab a blanket and lay it on the ground so I could rest, but that's what would be happening. I could also drag her to the ground to make it more convincing that she is the one who did it, but that would be mean. The only way this plan could fail is if she started to hug me too hard and I couldn't escape before she woke up.

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>> No.17892660

Her tail starts moving lewdly and she tries to stop me, but I wouldn't. If she lifted her butt for me I'd be sure to get a handful though.

>> No.17892664

She doesn't look very interested in her job.

>> No.17892667

Can you milk a fish?

>> No.17892670

>"So, are you here to fuck or have an actual check up?"
>"Just a normal check up? Oh well..."

>> No.17892674

I'm sure you can if you try really hard

>> No.17892675

>pull her tail to drag her out of bed
>you didn't think it through so she falls on top of you
>get a face full of bully lizard tits and she's intent on not letting go
>she talks about you in her sleep like she's having a good dream
Imagine the look on her face if she woke up and thought she fell out of bed and remembers the dream she was having, seeing a normally tsun dragon bully blush would be cute.

>> No.17892684

But if you try too hard, won't she bite?

>> No.17892691

It wouldn't be according to the keikaku, so I'd probably blush too. Especially if she kept clinging a bit to me after waking up before realizing and letting go. If she decided to keep the shirt she was using because of what happened I'd go crazy.

>> No.17892694

Not if she's got one of those toungue parasites acting as sort if a fairy godmother

>> No.17892699

Those only infest smaller bony fish, don't they?

>> No.17892701

I should write about sharks. One day.

>> No.17892719

I can't unhear Rie Kugimiya's voice from that

>> No.17892724

Tsun dragon a cute, would be adorable if she got home and started sniffing the shirt hoping there was still some of your scent on it.

>> No.17892725

He's drawn sharks before. Also slugs and frogs.

>> No.17892739
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Pretty lizard!

>> No.17892743

A Marrymander, if you will. I can do twenty pull-ups now, can I have one?

>> No.17892744

Shark skin is tough stuff, I don't think she'll mind

>> No.17892750
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What about them?

>> No.17892754

That gives me a funny feeling in my chest, it's always nice seeing tough fighting girls in cute clothes.

>> No.17892757
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Boring lizard.

>> No.17892758

Not strongfat enough. She needs to be almost busting out of that sundress

>> No.17892763

Would nuzzle and grope

>> No.17892770

She better be careful not to singe that dress.

>> No.17892774

Now that I think about it, attire resistant to the Salamanders flame tails likely exists in the MGE.

>> No.17892785

Doesn't the flame do no damage unless she intends to use it to do so?

>> No.17892790

She night get carried away by emotion and burn it.

>> No.17892794

That would be too good. I'd definitely try to show my butler skills to her and mention that she should take me home to do her homework and serve her. I'm getting one of her panties that day.

>> No.17892796

If only it was that easy.

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>> No.17892801

That would be cute, especially if she was grumbling about how it used to fit

>> No.17892807

Losing 17kg isn't easy! What do I need to do?

>> No.17892809

That lizard is kinda scary desu

>> No.17892811

Lizards are not scary, they're below you in the food chain.

>> No.17892820

Depends on the size of the lizard

>> No.17892823

She's mostly not scary when you consider she probably spends most of her day laying around like a lump

>> No.17892824

>becoming a slave/butler to a tsundere dragon bully
Not a bad fate, worth it to be around her so often too.

>> No.17892833

Liches are intensely gropable, whether they're busty, or small and pear-shaped. Also pink looks good with the lich's color scheme.

>> No.17892834

Monitor Lizards require a Paladin-chan to protect you from them.

>> No.17892835

Sounds like that's a good way to end up with pudgy lizards

>> No.17892843

>no Queen Ghidorah to make me feel safe while she holds me close

>> No.17892845

For sure. Oh man, the day where I head to her home and she's alone, just wearing a sleeveless shirt and some normal/mini shorts is the day where I beg to give her a full body massage.

>> No.17892848

Well, losing weight is another thing, but I can do 30 push ups and I doubt a sally would be impressed.

>> No.17892854

So what does a man need to do to gain the admiration of a fiery amphibian?

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>> No.17892857

I wanna dye my Lich’s hair pink while she isn’t paying any attention!

>> No.17892861

Imagine a chubby huge titted Monitor Lizard girl and a tsundere bottom heavy Paladin-Chan fighting over an anon.
I’m extremely jealous.

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>> No.17892873

A dragon would probably be impressed and easily flattered by someone begging to serve her. Although I do wonder if being so direct with one would make her blush and stutter.

>> No.17892874

That fight is just going to be lizard-chan laying on anon while paladin-chan fumes

>> No.17892884

Unless you're using magic I don't see how you would do that.

>> No.17892889

>That fight is just going to be lizard-chan laying on anon while paladin-chan fumes
I’m still extremely jealous.

>> No.17892893

Obviously you haven’t seen a Lich when she’s so involved in her work that she forgets all about the world around her.
It brings up a lot of bullyable moments.

>> No.17892894

I'd make sure to shower her with praises while I massage her, saying that she has the body of a goddess and hes scales are the most beautiful thing in the world and how lucky I am for being allowed to touch them, I'd thank her for existing. ;_;
Doesn't matter if she stutters or not, it only makes her cuter.

>> No.17892896

Maybe 50? Let's work hard, anon.

>> No.17892897

You say that but it's a hefty lizard in terms of chest and pudge. She'd be quite heavy.

That and paladin-chan would berate you for being a pervert that wants fatties to lay on him.

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Do not displease the Lich.

>> No.17892901

50 what?

>> No.17892909 [DELETED] 

Is tell that Paladin that my face has enough room for her to sit on it.

>> No.17892910

Or what is she gonna do? Make me a father?

>> No.17892914
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Would you a single mother oni?

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Worse, she will wear arousing clothing but refuse to let you touch, saying it's "part of the experiment".

>> No.17892918

50 push ups, maybe more. I don't really know when a salamander would start getting interested.

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50 huh. I'm closer to that than you at least. Ah well.

>> No.17892929

Whatever, that’s small time.
Now that Titania that gives you cookies and no milk or gives you no bedtime kisses is a total sadist.

>> No.17892930

That's the spirit, dragons are amazing and deserve all the love and attention they can get.

>> No.17892931

yeah certain sharks get an eye parasites or weird lamprey if i remember right

>> No.17892934
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Is Akrisia a mafia boss?

>> No.17892935

Bullying her in that state is completely acceptable
>your lich is laser focused on her experiments
>come up right next to her and whisper into her ear all the lewd things you plan to do to her defenseless body, looking to get a rise out of her
>get nothing so you walk away disappointed
>when she later comes out of her trances she finds the seat of her work chair drenched in her fluids
Remember: a monster's body is always honest

>> No.17892936

Greenland sharks tend to have those eye parasites on them.

>> No.17892940

I don't really want to raise a kid that isn't my own. The exception would be oyakodon.

>> No.17892943

Would I like one? I'd tell her daughter she can start calling me papa now.

>> No.17892945

>no CC Greenland Mershark who needs you to hold her hand when you go out
>no CC Greenland Mershark who gets nervous when you take her to someplace new because she doesn’t know the buildings layout
>no CC Greenland Mershark who is crying in the kitchen after burning the eggs she was making for your surprise anniversary breakfast

>> No.17892948

I just have to push a little bit harder. Though I am kinda skinny so that's why.

>> No.17892957

Don’t do this to me. I can’t cry at work.

>> No.17892963

What is the thread’s consensus on oyakodon?

>> No.17892971

It's okay.

>> No.17892972

I'm okay with it.

>> No.17892975

Ice Queen and Glacies oyakodon is cool

>> No.17892977

Indeed, but I feel like massaging and praising her like that might push her over the edge and she won't be able to hold herself.

>> No.17892983
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Initiates, you have express permission to observe and celebrate the Order holiday of Christmas. As a show of good faith, we will be reading our new Christmas-themed children's book, "The Bitch Who Stole Christmas," at select elementary schools and shopping malls.

>> No.17892986

Tanith, Hotaru, and Akrisia would be the ones I pick.

>> No.17892990

As if.
But I don’t care for it.

>> No.17892992

>Tanith is his first pick
>Not also the only

>> No.17892996

It stinks.

>> No.17892997

>Not snu snu shark girl

>> No.17892998

The food's good but I'm more of a monogamy guy. That, and incest is kinda gross to me.

>> No.17893001
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I don't like Fallen God Christmas stories, they always end with a gift of daughterus.

>> No.17893006

Why are all the bad guys in Fallen God stories always paladins?

>implying that’s a bad thing

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>> No.17893018

It's that exact line of thinking that ruined "The 12 Lays of Christmas."

I'd assume it has something to do with the cock-blocking.

>> No.17893024

One of my top fetishes.

>> No.17893037

I wonder if Fallen God telesermons have a dark priest host who dresses like Morticia.

>> No.17893051

i wanna call up and stress the importance of condom use and proper family planning even when married

>> No.17893053

It’s bad. And everyone who likes it inadvertently likes NTR.

>> No.17893057

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.17893060

Oyakodon with incest is like a fish sandwich with caviar, it's shit.

>> No.17893064
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I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me

>> No.17893067

How so?

We're talking about single mothers here, just like when we talk about mom-son stuff there's no father involved.

>> No.17893069

Absolutely 100% yes anon, it's good stuff!

>> No.17893070

Telesermons are priests spreading the word of God over the television, or through the telephone. If you watch local channels on sunday, they're everywhere, at least in America.

>> No.17893071

Yep, although I cannot guarantee that her daughter won't get involved.

That mom's gonna end up with a good amount more pudge on her and the daughteru is getting sisters and a bunch of muscle

>> No.17893075

Hyphenation would help your explanation immensely.

>> No.17893079

Oyakodon is hot as fuck

>> No.17893082

I didn't know tele-sermons needed a hyphen until now.

I didn't know tele-semen needed a hymen until now.

>> No.17893083

>single mothers
>with monstergirls
Pick one jackass.

>> No.17893087

The problem is that it requires widowhood or NTR in an MGE setting.
The only situation where it doesn't have some sad implication is a super-skinship family where the mom helps teach her daughter the ropes.

>> No.17893088

What are monstergirls adopting human kids
What are monstergirls raping human men and getting pregnant

>> No.17893089

KDF likes it so I don’t like it.

>> No.17893090
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>What are monstergirls raping human men and getting pregnant
Failures that couldn't keep a husband if they tried.

>> No.17893096

Adopting stray or orphaned monster girls is possible, remember that monsters have a strong maternal instinct and won't let a poor kid suffer if they see one. It's against their nature not to take it in.

So it's possible to have a hellhound adopted by a wight and they act like mother and daughter but they're not related by blood. Makes for good oyakodon without the guilt.

>> No.17893101

This post belongs in the trash

>> No.17893111

You mean you don't want a tomboy Hellhound wearing expensive dresses she feels embarrassed by and feels slightly out of place at her mom's parties but loves her anyway? Your loss.

>> No.17893113

Hear, hear. Succubus-sama says how it is

>> No.17893115

I want a hellhound that rips and tears my enemies.

>> No.17893116

I wanna throw acorns at Rata-Chan while she’s trying to get the scoop of her life!

>> No.17893118

So big, muscled hell hound daughter?

>> No.17893124

She can still be dominant and strong, just obliged to take part in formal stuff due to her upbringing.
And when it comes to oyakodon she'd be the dominant one of the two girls, pinning down her mother and presenting her to you as foreplay.

>> No.17893125

That gets wet at the sound of the DOOM theme.

>> No.17893144

Human mother has a daughter and became single, then she monsterized and congrats, you habe monster oyakodon.

>> No.17893146

Sounds nice but Quake had better music

>> No.17893155

Guess what, anon. I like your favorite monster girl.

>> No.17893158

Remember to take care when you deal with mofu

https://puu sh/yl8DE/4319760003.mp4

>> No.17893162

The kind that will need a bath time after everytime she fights cause she'd be covered head to toe in blood

>> No.17893166
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Whoa, that's intense. Got a source on that video?

>> No.17893173

Foxes are scary!

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>> No.17893184

It’s not working, please send me an IT Gremlin to help.

>> No.17893191

I wanna take the matron of the Mofu Club and make her into an honest woman!

>> No.17893196

Anon you baka, think what's missing from the link.

>> No.17893198

Imagine going to a family reunion with your Kitsune wife and getting swarmed like this by all the kids because you're the cool uncle who brings tons of candy.

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Foxes are very active creatures.

>> No.17893211

>tfw no monstergirl Nanny who took care of you since you were young.
>You're older now and come home from work to find her making dinner as usual.
>She welcomes you home before asking you for some help.
>Just being close to her is enough to turn you on.
>Unable to help yourself you wrap your arms around the monster and hold her close, smelling her soft skin and taking in her warm aura.
>She seems to return the feelings, she begins to rub your hair and whispers in your ear.
>"Anon let's pick this up after dinner ok?" She says, her warm breath tickling your neck.
What species is she for you anons? Mine is a CC smoke hobo.

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You have your work cut out for you son, these twin sisters take no lip from no honest man.

>> No.17893215

Who has the best booty in Wonderland?

>> No.17893220

Somehow, despite her loli status, the Queen of Hearts.

>> No.17893223

I’ve done it right it’s just not playing on my computer.

>> No.17893225

Mad Hatter. Easy.
She used to make up stories and poems on the spot telling me of her homeland.
She wears a tight butlermaid outfit and slowly guides my hand to grope her bottom in that situation, wanting my young self to explore and be curious with her body.

>> No.17893237

I can see that. She wears those oversized dresses with the bustles because she’s embarrassed about her huge rear.

>> No.17893242

I'd say Wock, but that's probably my love for dragons speaking. Maybe JubJub?

>> No.17893248

They also don't take lip from no anyone who speaks ill of their husband.

Heaven help the poor one that does it in earshot

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Does that really need to be asked?

>> No.17893257

>intimate sexual education with a Hatter

>”Ah, there my dear. Let your hand rest here. Now what do you think that’s named? Go ahead, feel around, let your curiosity abound, I assure you this is all quite sane~”

>> No.17893259

Give me some time and they’ll both be motherly housewives that make lunches for me and the kids and wear aprons all the time.
But dear lord they can still be scary when the daughterus get too out of hand.

>> No.17893264

Yes because Cheshires are overrated and overexposed.

>> No.17893266

True, cheshire can beat a lot of monsters on the ass game.

Doesn't stop them from having the best wonder ass.

>> No.17893270

>”There once was a handsome young lad, who was- ou!- quite good with his hand, he stuck it in hard, he s-stuck it in fast- oh anon, let me make you a man~!!”

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Quality beats quantity, after all.

>> No.17893282

I wonder if high-school aged Hatters are popular or considered weirdos.

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I still love em and hey, don't have to like them to see that cat ass is a wonderful thing.

>> No.17893289

They are probably mysterious and distant, but once you get to know them you are already insane.

>> No.17893296

This butt is the ideal butt for all lolis. Confirmed.

>> No.17893300

They’re artsy weird chicks, but the kind everyone enjoys for their antics. They roll with the Phantoms and Artfairies and drink underage, but not to get drunk. They go to the football games but mostly comment on weird observations about the nature of sports, though they still cheer when the home team scores. They wear the school uniform properly to a T but don’t care if you don’t, they do it for the style, not the discipline.

>> No.17893301

How about no?

>> No.17893319

>They’re artsy weird chicks
Thank god this is a porn setting. All the artsy chicks in my school were fat ass land whales that thought I wanted to fuck them because I was in a band.

>> No.17893322

I bet everyone thinks she sits on a booster seat when she eats

>> No.17893331

Why must Baphomets tempt me so? I'm normally not into loli monster girls but there's something about those goats that makes me throw my usual standards out the window.

>> No.17893333

Everyone but her personal Mad Hatter butler who helps her get in her dresses.

>> No.17893334

It's probably the cunny anon, none can resist it.

>> No.17893341

It's more likely my inner powerslut.

>> No.17893344
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8 Automaton Masters!

>> No.17893346

Of course nothing to worry about there. She’s drop dead gorgeous and you won’t even realize she’s jerking you off under the table until you splooge all over her hand.

>> No.17893347

Poor thing probably looks as her rear each morning in the hopes that it's getting smaller and not shooting out like a shelf

>> No.17893350

I’m gonna defeat them all!
With the power of love!

>> No.17893355

I want to see her blush and stammer when she finds out I like bottom heavy lolis.

>> No.17893357

What would life be like with an Alice? More importantly what would the sex be like

>> No.17893364

Grope that ass while looking her in the eye.
A sure way to win her over.

I'm too much of a pervert to tell

>> No.17893368

There'd be a lot of guilt involved unless she's been to wonderland.

>> No.17893386

Tricking her into lewd situations she enjoys and Watching her wake up in confusion every so often when she finds her body is different than she remembers due to potions/mammo mana

>> No.17893425
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Is there a crystal monstergirl yet?

>> No.17893454

i think you should kill yourself dilbert

>> No.17893456

I think you are in the wrong thread

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>> No.17893494

Anon, are you ok?
You seem to have been smoking something

>> No.17893499

Ass or tits

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>> No.17893510

A Demon with both in hefty over-supply
Smothering you with them constantly almost to the point of annoyance
And a long, long wet tongue behind plump lips
And double wide hips
And a big womb tattoo over a plump inviting pussy
And long red nails
And a thick spadetail
And trunk-like thighs

So those

>> No.17893515

Rare black fox spotted!

>> No.17893516

I prefer boobs/flat chests over butts but both are very nice!

>> No.17893517

>trunk-like thighs
Please delete that mental image.

>> No.17893529

Ass and no tits. Petite body, cute face, and sexual hips, ass and thighs, best bodytype.

>> No.17893530

Legs, of all kinds. Even what's technically a tail.

>> No.17893532
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Weed alraune when

>> No.17893534

Built for filling till she looks pregnant and keeping her that way

>> No.17893536

Monster girls without ass are garbage.
Monster girls without breasts are still very cute and breedable.

>> No.17893537

>Apophis showing off her luxurious tail like it’s a long sexy leg
I want to lick mistress’s tail all over!

>> No.17893541

Is this the russian artist who done the hoodie cheshire?

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>> No.17893543

>tfw no anarcho-feminist weed alraune gf who believes in crystal healing and unironically finds Seth Rogen funny

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>> No.17893552

Crystal Golems probably exist in MGE.

>> No.17893562

I ask myself that every day.

>> No.17893567

Nice, loved the Cheshire he done and the plant's looking good too.

>> No.17893568

>your drug dealer will never be a cute girl
Oh well I’ll stick with that cool black guy down the street, he’s a bro.

>> No.17893572

But Seth rogen is funny

>> No.17893574

>Alice wakes up to find she's sporting a pair of massive calcium cannons she doesn't remember.
>Runs to Anon Oniichan in a panic so he can calm her down.
Has to avoid getting a stiffy as she buries her pillows into his pelvis during the panic

>> No.17893577

You have to be 18 to use this site.

>> No.17893580

Cumming inside a crystal girl and seeing your seed spurt inside her has to be a life changing experience.

>> No.17893585


But both really, it's the good thing about monstergirls and DE

>> No.17893587

>implying 18+ year old can't find him funny

>> No.17893611

Can anyone please link the scans of mge2? if possible I would like to read the part about the necromancy and the undead kingdom, because I want to confirm the possibility of making undeads from species other than humans elves and dwarfs, like undead mermaids for example.

>> No.17893630
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BIG eyes

>> No.17893631
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He did lots of stuff, not only cheshire. Though like 1/3 of his pics are cheshires

>> No.17893634
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We need dark mage stories
preferably ones that dont have shotas

>> No.17893637

I'm pretty sure such a thing is possible, maybe check the undead lamentation mushroom page. It might detail what happens if a MG that isn't undead eats one.

>> No.17893639

I bet anons with ogre and oni waifus look funny in arguements with them.
>Big buff oni holding anon up by his collar like a school yard bully about to beat on the new kid.
>"But you said it was ok if I drank!" She slurs out.
>"Its 8 in the morning and you've had 10 mimosas already!" He replies.
>Moving him close and touching her forehead to his she growls out.
>"And ill have another 10 if I want" she says before dropping her husband on his feet.

>> No.17893641

But only one of them is the prettiest eye in the world.

>> No.17893645

She's gonna get a beer belly if she's drinking that much

>> No.17893646

>ones that don't have shotas

I hope at least they're about her domming/raping guys

>> No.17893647

>don’t involve shotas
Ah, nevermind.

>> No.17893648

I'd love to read a story about a teen dark mage and a woodsman who are the only two living in the area for miles around.

>> No.17893652
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Spirits is what i want
and the dark matter too

>> No.17893655

>CC Dark Mage has a young male apprentice who sneaks to her hut to help her with her work.
>She wants to defile him but he is too innocent and young for her to force her sexual desires on.
>Until he turns 18 and she walks in on him sniffing her panties and wearing her hat while jerking it.
>She does not hear his apologies, the only thing in her mind are all the spells and hexes she gets to try on her lewd assistant.

>> No.17893658

No shota to be seen.

>> No.17893659

That’s when I pull out the big guns;
>”Either no more drinks or no more kisses for today!”

>> No.17893662

What kind of spells and hexes?

>> No.17893666

The naught ones. Boner inducing spells, pleasure hexes, and the good old love potion.

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>> No.17893670

>Linking Beast.

>> No.17893677

>The love potion got switched with a truth potion by accident or design
>Same result either way

>> No.17893702

Anything ranging from simple lust hexes or bonerification to Phallus Embiggenous, Font of Endless ‘Mana’, Temporary Clone, Transmorgify, Induce Berzerker Rage, Excess, Multi-orgasm, etc etc etc

>> No.17893706

Would a Lich use these spells as well with her husbsistant?

>> No.17893707

I too want to see a story with a man and a young dark mage, who live mostly isolated in the woods and are eachother's only neighbours across a large area of wilderness. That setting feels like classic a setup for a slow paced fantasy story, except this time with lewd. The dark mage should be a loli, though

>> No.17893714

Only if in a much more controlled manner. Whereas the Dark Mage would quickly give into lust and cast more and more, the Lich would only cast one at a time and take detailed notes on the effects.

>> No.17893752

Does anyone find it odd that the dark mage is strong enough/has the ability to jump between worlds without the assistance of the game?

>> No.17893762

Make it an illya/kuro tier loli and I'd read that.He could help her with the hunting/cooking/manual labour and she could help him with medicines, keeping his house warm with magical fires and maybe the occasional lewd payment.

>> No.17893767

Khornettes are a meme that a decent dungeon master is doing a quest of and a seperate, whiny faggot likes

>> No.17893768

The real question is how strong is the wizard?
Is he maintaining the game himself or is he letting his wife handle things?
And who is his wife? A dark mage or a reality warping monster would make sense.

>> No.17893770

Real loli or thousand year old loli?

>> No.17893773

>Dark Mage
Bombshell figure
Tall and leggy
Can indulge your being held and protected fetishes
Unbridled passion

Grab-bag of fetishes
Can easily go overboard
Nothing really learned

Petite loveable figure
Small and cuddleable
Can indulge your protecting small girls fetish
Fiercely loyal

Sterile attitude in sex
Hard to know her reactions
Sometimes feels like it’s more about the science than the lovemaking
Note taking during sex

>> No.17893777

I want to be mom’d by a Dark Mage but I also want a lewd Lich imouto to protect

>> No.17893783

Once awoken to the D she'd be insatiable

>> No.17893788

Dark mage, if only because she'd be more open to the fetishes

>> No.17893792
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It's fine. Nothing a spanking can't fix. And if one isn't enough, have a second one.

>> No.17893796

Given succubus notes, Beast could headcanon it so that the wizard can junction those "rooms" MGE succubi can use with London instead of just his home in the MGE world.
On top of that, He has to have a base in London given the whole Tengu network thing and the fact that he uses E-mails to get the game to people.

>> No.17893802

Be shota or shotafied
Be “Adopted” by Dark Mage as sexual momster
Impregnate her
Have daughtersister
Daughtersister gains interest in Lichdom and mother supports her, so she crosses over
Now you have a Dark Mage momster and a Lich imouto who is technically also a daughteru
If you don’t like the daughteru part just say it was instead a runaway orphan human girl seeking lichdom that the Dark Mage adopted

>> No.17893808

Then she's just going to get off on that as well!
Honestly, what do they do with these homonculi?

>> No.17893822

I was thinking more that kind of body than literally kuro but my god if there was a dark mage with both her body and personality my dick would reach the moon.

>> No.17893826

Long as the daughteru's old enough to consent legally I don't mind

>> No.17893849

No man has ever been more right

>> No.17893878

>note taking during sex
How is that a bad thing?

>> No.17893884

>Tengu network
Yet another thing that makes me question the setting.
Even if you are not elligable for the game, the tengus know things about you, things you might want to keep quiet.
So what happens when a guy gets a tengu on the roulette and you get one with connections to the network?
Or what if a lilim invades using the network as an information wellspring?

>> No.17893925

Could be worse it could've been Bollocks

>> No.17893928

Do liches enjoy their phylactery being shattered? And I don’t mean in the moment because obviously, but like before and after. Do they secretly wish their husband would? Do they Kuu-scold him after they repair it?

>> No.17893964

If a monster still wanted me after knowing everything about me then I would not give a fuck how she got that info.

>> No.17893982

Rate my tastes, hit me with your worst

Dragon Zombie
Mad Hatter
Lava Golem

>> No.17893984

>single mother anything

>> No.17893985

Which girl would best personify lady on the streets and freak in the sheets? I want a fairly normal everyday life, but with us trying all kinds of fetishes, potions, spells and even non board approved stuff in private.

>> No.17893987

Weed is for fags.

>> No.17893989

Welcome to your daily dose of cancer!
Don't even have to click on it, just know that it exists

>> No.17893991

dormouse and hob are out, I dislike lolis

>> No.17894000

Lots actually. The lady in the streets part is honestly probably the harder of the two.
But Demon comes to mind. She can be your demure cute housewife in public that wears modest clothes and cooks nice meals but be a total /d/eviant in bed if you’re into it. Contract shenanigans imply both.

>> No.17894004

Very nice Jinko dream:
>I was looking at a Jinko from a distance kickboxing against a rock
>I take out a can of catnip
>As Im opening it, I suddenly see the Jinko in front of me and slaps it away from my hand
>Demands to know what Im doing
>Push me against a tree and raise me to her level with 1 paw while making a fist with the other ready to punch me
>I tell her I came looking to marry her
>"You want to mate with, me?"
>"I have nothing but a small wood cabin in the forest. Almost no money. You will have to live here and almost always eat the food I hunt. Is that okay with you? You look used to big towns."
>"If its with you, of course."
>She drops me and holds out her paw to me, I take and and she helps me get up.
>She begins to walk and drags me still holding my hand in her paw.
>"My body gets all tensed from training all day. You will now give me massage."
>Wake up with my heart beating so hard I can hear it.

>> No.17894013

Shame. I want a story about a little monster wanting me as a father and introducing me to her shy awkward Mom but I can’t come up with a non-chuck situation.

>> No.17894015

Overall pretty nice tastes, only one of those that appears in my personal top 10 is hobgoblin though.

>> No.17894016

>he doesn't like oppai lolis

>> No.17894031

Monster Girls with Methonium bodies are the Monster girls for me.

>> No.17894032

“This disposition is the objective best possible for a Monstergirl to canonically posses”

>> No.17894035

Some may be small, but all Demons are very dangerous! Watch out!


>> No.17894037

Amen to that.
But they have to be into facesitting.

>> No.17894043

Nigga that's 2loli4me and I normally like lolis.

>> No.17894044

That sounds about right, they start an odd couple friendship doing favours and keeping eachother company, while the clever little dark mage always seems to know what to say to push the friendship along towards a cute but sinful romance.

A genuine one. If she was the "hundreds of years" old type, that would make cute parts not as cute as they could be and lewd parts not as lewd.

>> No.17894047

>lady in the streets part is honestly probably the harder of the two
Exactly. I’m want someone fairly plain but still monsterous.

>> No.17894049

Anon you'll be crushed.

>> No.17894053

That's bordering on toddlercon man.

>> No.17894054

Did I stutter?

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>> No.17894069

Aww jeez.

>> No.17894070

Well I hope you're fully prepared to handle that much ass. I'll stick to being smothered by boobies.

>> No.17894076

Would kindly break a lich's phylactery and hymen.

>> No.17894081

Nothing wrong with toddlercon anon.

>> No.17894082


+ Apophis, Lava Golem, Succubus, Automaton

>> No.17894086

I hope she’s a ditzy mg on top of it. I want her to not realize I’m nearly suffocating under her titanic booty as she presses it down on me.
This is true heaven. The question is, what species should this Methonium tier Monstergirl be?

>> No.17894090
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You're only describing the singular entities in the profile art though. There are bound to be thicc bombshell Liches and petite Darkmages out there.

>> No.17894092

Jump off a cliff.

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>> No.17894098

Sounds like you want a Titania.

>> No.17894102

>That sounds about right, they start an odd couple friendship doing favours and keeping eachother company, while the clever little dark mage always seems to know what to say to push the friendship along towards a cute but sinful romance.
I'm finding myself really wanting this now, it sounds so comfy and lewdness enhanced by the dark mage's powers have all sorts of possibilities.

>> No.17894103

>Thicc as a peanut-butter milkshake bombshell Lich
>doesn’t respond in the slightest when you aggressively molest and grope all her delicious woman parts so long as it doesn’t interfere with her research
I like this idea. I’d play with her body all day to my dick’s content with no pressure or discomfort to or from her.

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>> No.17894111
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Dragon Zombie.

>> No.17894116

Make it a tropical Titania, caramel skinned and bursting out of her grass skirt and coconut bra and it’s a deal.
I want her to smother me with that Thicc body and not even realize it until I cum all over her.
Then she laughs and exclaims “sunscreen! Good idea!” And rubs it all over her lewd body.

>> No.17894119

Is she playing dumb or does she not realize how lewd she is?

>> No.17894120

Also a fantastic option.

>> No.17894126


Any of those

>> No.17894134

Half and half. She’s not completely unknowledgable like the base Titania, but she doesn’t realize how lewd her obscene body is either. So she’s surprised when her grinding against and smothering me turns me on or how her new swimsuit (string bikini) could be so sexy, but accepts it and happily transitions into sex.

>> No.17894139

where do you find these?
the writefriend list isn't tagged at all and I'm too lazy to search each and every pastebin.

>> No.17894140

Dayum son, nice lolis
This guy also makes nice lolis https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62397912

>> No.17894141
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>Methonium girls
>The Satyr
I'd smash her like a fucking freight train.

>> No.17894150

>Three years into marriage
>happily grinding her massive caramel tits on anon’s crotch
>she suddenly looks up like she had an epiphany
>”Hey Anon, you like my boobs rubbing against you, don’t you?”
>respond by painting her face white as she laughs
>”Hahaha! I knew it~!”

>> No.17894151

She sounds lovely.
Cute goat. Not enough people understand the appeal of short hair.

>> No.17894153

She's actually unsightly. Especially with that hair.

>> No.17894158

>Chubby demon Goat who feeds on human desires
>Loves cooking Earth food and feeding it to people
>Purest maiden in the sense that she'll actively run from lewd things such as being disrobed in aforementioned picture and being seen by a man
>Probably into real kinky shit like sex with the lights on and missionary position sex while she drinks in your desire to wreck her womb and give her a daughter or two

>> No.17894161

>Not enough people understand the appeal of short hair.
Most of us aren't into little boys.

>> No.17894165

Anon does that >>17894141 look like a boy to you? You could make the same argument about flat chests.

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>> No.17894176

>dyke hair
>those terrible earrings

>> No.17894185

Cute, would buy burgers for

>> No.17894208

Thunderbird isn't that popular here these days but at least she gets art.

>> No.17894213

That looks all sorts of fucked up.

>> No.17894220

Why do she look like that pink alien

>> No.17894221

Majin Buu?

>> No.17894222

>Buying a burger
>Not cooking it yourself
Anon please.

>> No.17894223

Everything to do with the roulette is i Iron beasts pastebin
Outside of that, the wiki has a list that's sorted by monster

>> No.17894228

No the other one

>> No.17894229

I don't own a grill, although I do make good oven baked ribs

>> No.17894233

Didn't some guy commission large amounts of art if being headpatted?

>> No.17894235

She looks absolutely disgusting desu

>> No.17894241
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>> No.17894245

Yeah that one.

>> No.17894246

Best girl.

>> No.17894247
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your thinking raiju

>> No.17894251

I'm gonna need a source on that.

>> No.17894252

You're thinking of Raijus and it was obnoxious as all hell.
Supposedly he didn't like the idea of her charging up through masturbation so he went on some campaign to force his retarded headcanon on the community instead with varying results depending on the site.
Naturally /monster/ thought it was the best thing ever,

>> No.17894253

but that's not toga

mina is a strong choice though

>> No.17894257

Sounds cute to me
You have problems brah

>> No.17894259

I might legit take this

>> No.17894261

What doesn't make sense it that Raijus, depending on the individuals bodytype, are going to have plenty of areas worth rubbing.

>> No.17894266

which wiki?

>> No.17894271

What a faggot.

>> No.17894274

Bnha is overrated

>> No.17894275

Toga is too crazy for me.

>> No.17894279


>Thinking you need a grill to cook a good burger
Anon literally all you gotta do is generously salt and pepper the meat, salt the skillet and form the patty gently with your hand. Preferably 4 ounces. Sear on medium heat, spending about four minutes on each side. Pour yourself some bourbon in ten and a half once glasses, chilled.

Serve with your monster waifu of choice and enjoy. Or you could get fancy and add Worchestershire sauce or soak the meat in some beef stock before cooking really seal the beef flavour.

Or, if you wanted to attract the local Wendigos: Prepare about a half pound of beef and a half pound of Bison meat, pulse blend until mixed and tender. Pan sear sesame brioche buns. Crack two eggs and cook over easy or sunny side up, whichever way you prefer.
Add olive oil to pan and sear beef-bison patty to preferably rare. Strip naked, lay down on your back in the snow. Present yourself to the elements, wearing the burger platter on your chest like a wedding dowry.

Enjoy until you're both satisfied by copius amounts of eldritch sex.

>> No.17894282

I fucking hate it when people try to remove the monstrous lewd factors of Monstergirls
Cute stuff is fine yes but they’re sexual creatures who by and large express love through sex and people whining that they don’t want that or that it would somehow “get boring” irk me to no end

>> No.17894291

>tropical Titania
I’m picturing a (better drawn) Mii from Jungle de Ikou

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I agree. Wendigos too. Less cute, more “maul your face off while dazed from eldritch madness”. Those white coats should be stained red at the fringes

>> No.17894296

>Everyone is creeped out by your Shoggoth maids because there are around 30 of them but they all have the same name and speak in unison
>Nobody realizes it's one Shoggoth with an absurd amount of biomass split into manageable sizes

>> No.17894299

This. Monstergirls should only be cute to their husband.

>> No.17894304

It's pretty hard to ignore the shit when it's forced down your throat. It actually kind of frustrates me to no end he pushes the shitty headcanon when a shag rug would end up doused in a Raiju's fluids if she thought it gave her a bigger sexual high from the electricity generation.

>> No.17894307

I see them more as just mysterious and “otherly”. Like Shogs or Flayers, but shy and distant.
But the profile image does have them looking cute and expressive, so I dunno. They get a bit more of a pass on that side from me, but they still ultimately are highly sexual.

>> No.17894308

Well naruto is now irrelevant, dragon ball has gone under and its "cool" to rant about hating one piece and one punch man
so no matter how generic it is, something needs to keep mainline shonen afloat

>> No.17894309

I know it was his own money and his decision, but I'd say the person who commissioned the exact same picture repeatedly is the one with problems.
Not that it's a huge problem anymore because he stopped and Raijus have been getting some actually good art too.

>> No.17894312

>dragon ball has gone under
It was already under fucking years ago. I watched that when I was a kid, probably 15 years ago. Maybe even more.
Why everyone suddenly talked about it recently is beyond me.

>> No.17894315

But that's not Jirou.

>> No.17894316

Maybe a bit more detailed in outfit but otherwise yes.

>> No.17894317

>my waifu's species doesn't have some stupid meme based around her
Feels good.

>> No.17894319

She's good too. An entire cast of great girls.

>> No.17894324

This is ideal. Your house is like one big maid cafe and hotel- and you’re the only customer.
Would she make her bodies different bodytypes too?
Would she form a voluptuous 12 foot tall mistress when she pulls it all together that quickly drains SAN to look at?

>> No.17894328

Because dragon ball super is an ongoing thing, and despite its current state people were happy about it being back.
And even now some people still enjoy watching it so good or bad, its still relevant..

>> No.17894331

>dragon ball super
Disgusted Face.png

>> No.17894337

I would like this but except with the wife slime instead of chaos slime. Or if all the copies were also her sisters/daughters instead of being part of the same person. I just want lots of housewife slimes.

>> No.17894338

I don’t mind the memes existing, what bothers me is when you get shunned for more canonical conversation.
Like talking about Demons or Dark Priests corrupting women and someone inevitably being an ass about it posting that Valkyrie meme and proceeding to ree if you try to ignore it and discuss further.
Or the endless tiresome maledom vs femdom shit

>> No.17894344

One of the worst additions are the Saiyan women.

>> No.17894345

>Dragon Ball Super
>Otherwise known as Toei fucks up yet again: The Anime
>A show that Shoggocks watches in a self-convinced ironic fashion and bitches about stupid shit in literal fanfiction of a show
Anon Dragon Ball literally went downhill when it became less about the even footing or even the whimsical fights of the early series into nothing but a non-stop power level wank-a-thon. The next thing you'll know there's going to be a fucking Super Saiyan Chartreuse and idiots are going to eat that shit up.

>> No.17894351


Another mousefu commission down!

>> No.17894355

I would love to cook for my ogre all she wants but between the sweets, alchohol, and all the meat I'd get her, it wouldn't be long before her muscled physique was less than intimidating.

>> No.17894357

You're waifus design is lame.

>> No.17894359

Sorry, I only cared about Dragonball and Dragonball Z. Everything after Buu's death doesn't exist.
Weren't saiyan women a thing in Goku's father's story?

>> No.17894365

She's still too big to be a mouse girl, since she seems bigger than the guy and has a hathorite body, but I like these images.
Nice to see a switch couple now and then.

>> No.17894373
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I like Tentacle girls. Anyone have any good stories featuring them?

>> No.17894378

The problem is that one went from power level 5 human farmer to Broly in like 45 seconds, and the other went from Raditz to Beerus in 20 minutes.

>> No.17894380

Yes, but the ones added in Super are from a different universe and rival GT levels of terrible.

>> No.17894385

I don't think they have any.

>> No.17894386

Lucky you, mine gets the most hate out of all the species

>> No.17894391

I'll take Lilim for $200, anon.

>> No.17894395

Honestly that hurts me more than it should. I forgot to tell the artist she is supposed to have a bandaid on her nose. No one to blame but myself for that one though.

I've also commissioned a few younger more average looking mice from that artist cause I'm a filthy daughter dicker. To be honest I like her because her body is the exception while the other two are much more average looking.

>> No.17894398
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>would you let your waifu time-travel to molest you as a child
>how far back are you willing to let her go

>> No.17894405

>seven Nureonagos bowing at you as you wake up, each silently holding a piece of your daily outfit
>bathe you using only their moist bodies then dutifully dress you before bowing again until you leave the room to inspect the grounds
>silently follow you in single file, each with a different styled and colored umbrella
>when you make it back inside they naturally and ceremoniously remove your boots and quickly wash your feet while three lead you to sit down as the others fetch breakfast
>from there they are yours to command, dutifully following and bowing until called or pointed to, always beaming a cute demure smile when asked to serve
>at the end of the day they leave you alone for fifteen minutes as you rest in the study
>when you head to your room, they’re all on the bed, looking at you over the shoulder, each having formed alluring yet classy outfits, their legs all flowing down to the same base mass
>you can either select them one by one or take them all
>they’re all always shocked by your vigor and power
>you can tell it’s genuine too feeling their bodies quiver and shudder beneath your prying hands
>as it all ends, they each silently stroke your head and whisper, sometimes the only words they’ll say in a day, “I love you” in their native language
>then sleep takes you in their cool embrace
Wife Slimes.
Best Slimes.

>> No.17894410

No, human

>> No.17894411

Isn't she supposed to be a Giant Mouse? Why remove the parts that make her identifiable as such?

>> No.17894415

They've had a greentext and one story that Silent_II did once upon a time that he's since deleted.

>> No.17894423

When her body is bigger the hair makes her look kind of like a monkey. I think the fur bits look way better on smaller bodytypes

>> No.17894424

Frostcicle did one.

>> No.17894430

Who the fuck cares about Frosticle.

>> No.17894431
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Knights are the best

>> No.17894435

What's wrong with frosticle?

>> No.17894439

it also doesnt help that we don't have much corruption art, and the what we do have usually gets the response "she looks better as a human"

>> No.17894445

That's unfair. He's actually pretty good, and probably one of the better active writefags we have right now.
I still want more from that Delerium guy though, because holy fuck his Apsara story utterly annihilated most of the writefagging we've had.

>> No.17894446

Knights are best for giving items to transform them.

Like the Helm of Boars Wrath That turns them into a massively strongfat P'Orc or a belt of Bull's Strength That'll cause them to end up as a hugely muscled minotaur.

>> No.17894447

What a mean thing to say.

>> No.17894449

It would be a good mix of cute, lewd and comfy.

>> No.17894451

Who the fuck cares about your opinion

>> No.17894452
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>the whole universe have tons of mgs to choose from
>still choose the classic succ

I don't even know if this is good or bad or whatever

>> No.17894454

>No boisterous Irish accented Knight whose personality is so forceful that when a Lilim monsterizes her into a Kikimora to try and neutralize her she still acts exactly the same.

>> No.17894457

Vanilla is always a good flavor.

>> No.17894459

>Says Succ
>Posts Demon
Getting some mixed messages here anon.

>> No.17894462

>"she looks better as a human"
I unironically think that this is the case with most of KC's before and afters. It's completely his fault for making the human forms so attractive, if he made them flawed somehow (yes, other than being human) then the transformation would look like the upgrade it's supposed to be.
It also doesn't help when the "after" is covered with some guy's cum and making a stupid face.

>> No.17894464

Obviously you do if you took the time to respond to it faggot

>> No.17894472

Broly? Beerus? Who the fuck are these?

>> No.17894473

This. I want two knight-chans, one for each.
The first a proper and nobely mannered lady that billows into a deliciously slovenly strongfat P’Orc and the second a lithe and graceful lady who bulks out into a bodaciously crude and fuck-crazy beefy Mino.

>> No.17894475
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The only one that applies to is the lesser succubus, and even then i don't think the face is stupid

>> No.17894476

>There's an anon who hates Frosticle now
Why though? He's a solid writefag and the only criticism I can make for him is the stories are a little on the generic side.

>> No.17894479

What a fag.

>> No.17894481

All i heard is that dbs goku is actually dumber than tfs goku.

>> No.17894485

It's called an opinion. I'm not obligated to like ANY writefags but there are some that I do like Losenis, Beast when it comes to his roulettes, and ELH's Clockcore. Everything else to me is as irrelevant as the sands on a beach.

>> No.17894487

That it would be, although it would be interesting to see parts of their old personalities pop through.

Like the P'Orc pigging out on a long feasting/drinking/fucking session only to slip into the old, courtly speak she used to have as she offers to take you to bed, her tone still strong and words polite despite the obvious changes she's endoured or the minotaur proudly boasting how she could take anyone in the hall of a count you're visiting before taking you by the hand and doing a long, sweeping dance that she effortlessly pulls off despite the increased musculature she's gotten.

>> No.17894490

I like both

>> No.17894496

Broly was the OG powerlevel memelord
a saiyan that when he goes super, hulks out and wrecks shit, also the only movie villian to have 3 movies about him

Beerus was the "villain" from the movie battle of the gods, a god of destruction that wipes the floor with goku even after he gains a new form

and now its revealed that twin retarded blue midgets are the strongest thing in the MULTIVERSE and can nuke universes on a fucking whim

>> No.17894499

Don't worry anon. Her face in that picture is pretty cute and your daughterus a sexy too.

>> No.17894501

>Mino knight pre-transformation
>”Look well, squire, for this is Featherpointe, my prized sabre! It is not the clumsy tool of a brute, but a fine dance of death and grace!”

>post transformation
>”Huh? This ol’ thing? Oh, yeah, uh, kinda works as a toothpick ah reckon. Ain’t good fer bashin skulls like this ‘ere greataxe though. Course you can have it sugarpie! Y’all know you don’t gotta ask big bessy fer nothin, you lil cutie~”

>> No.17894506
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I disagree. Just look at this one, she's so much better than her succubus form.

>> No.17894508

>Implying that she doesn't remember what it is and is simply trying to trick you into accepting her old weapon because it cannot take the strength of her new body.

>> No.17894513

That's cool, but there's no need to be a complete dick about it.

>> No.17894517

You are correct.

>> No.17894519

They’re positively perfect. I want to have all sorts of escapades with them. Both are just my type.

>Mino gains a southern drawl
Fantastic. What does the former-ojou-turned-hedonist P’Orc get?

>> No.17894520

Oh. Movies.

So basically fanfics.

>> No.17894521

It feels like his mentality has gone to "I don't care unless I get a good fight out of it"
In super he calls in favors to hire an assassin from another dimension with time fuckery powers and marked himself as the target just to fight him

>> No.17894532

It looks like the super-salty anon is back again.

>> No.17894533

I'd fuck her ass raw until she begs for me to cum.

>> No.17894539

>”Uh... hey anon?”
>she blushes and scratches her neck
>”D-do be careful with that now, ya’hear?”
>lovingly store it away for safekeeping and hug the behemoth as she smiles
>”Oi! Yous two fuckin’ witout me?”
>P’Orc blunders in, stein and chicken leg in hand

>> No.17894541

>Shitting on people's waifus for no reason
>Shitting on good writefags for no reason
It would seem so anon.

>> No.17894544

Oh, I imagine that you'd have plenty of fun with them, although I imagine that there may be some awkward moments when you run into folks you used to travel with.

Especially when they point out how the Noble knights far larger, and far softer, than she used to and how the Minotaur probably isn't as graceful as she used to be despite thanks to the mounds of muscle on her.

And as for the Ojou, she still has a haughty, proper tone she used to, its just that she now doesn't care about having a hamhock or full stein to partake in during meetings or conversations.

Or about sitting her extra wide rump into your lap with a 'little something' in her while she's negotiating for something.

>> No.17894548

It's probably the only way he gets off now since his wife never gives him any.

>> No.17894550
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Beerus's movie was later put into super as an arc.
Broly's hulk gimmick came back i the form of berserker kale

>> No.17894554

Orky talk of course.

>> No.17894558

So it was retconned, okay.
Still trash.

>> No.17894559

>Beast when it comes to his roulettes
I forget he even does stories outside of those

>> No.17894564

Yep, a cutie, even if she over-exaggerates her accent every now and then.

The P'Orc would also toss you that familial ring she used to wear because 'it doesn't fit' when in reality it still technically fits but her family has an old tradition of handing said rings to people they wish to marry once their errantry ends and they return to settle down.

>> No.17894567

He does and I honestly feel they aren't as good. His writing style and stories are better suited to fun and silly things.

>> No.17894578

Oh I’d make sure those meetings go extra long in those cases then. Only for the Mino to angrily pull me off at the end saying it’s “her turn for fillin” before log carrying me over her shoulder back to her room, Steam already billowing from her nostrils. By then the P’Orc would be in too much a drunk/cumdrunk stupor to care.
We’d get kicked out of quite a few towns I imagine.

>> No.17894582

Why must you awaken my accent fetish again guys?

>> No.17894585

God forbid I don't suck the cock of a writefag's ego. Frostcicle isn't a bad writer, I will give him that, but he writes literally nothing as of yet that has caught my interest.

>> No.17894592

Then I’d cherish those items as much as I cherished them.
Their combined strength would also be handy in trivializing most perils of adventuring.

>> No.17894600

Burning edge and scalebound
He also seems to have a bunch of one shots following his own salamander-brained steelim, Selene.
If you want my recommendation read this

>> No.17894603

I don't know what's up, but everytime KC draws a human/monster girl, the human half ends up hotter then the monster half.

>> No.17894605

Depends on how good you guys are, if you do your jobs well then people may tolerate some indecencies/broken beds.

There would always be cuddling afterwards though, even if that P'Orc is always causing trouble by being cumbloated all day thanks to some 'assisting' potions she gives you, along with all her snacking and drinking.

The mino just causes trouble when she accidentally knocks things over or breaks something due to her strength and size.

>> No.17894609

That it would, and no matter how many quests you go on, you could always take comfort in knowing they are both still the same justice driven and caring people that you started with, even if one keeps finding new physical peaks while the other tests the limits of her stomach and liver every day.

>> No.17894612

That's also fine and completely reasonable, but you still stormed in angrily hurling around your hot opinions and got mad when anons called you out for it.

>> No.17894616

Corruption is shit.
Consensual transformation is god-tier.

>> No.17894620

Give me an example Anon?

>> No.17894622

Except I'm not even remotely angry. I'm moreso amused by the fact you're legitimately defending somebody you don't even know as if the thread is stripped barren for content.

>> No.17894625

Its the flipside for me
I prefer the monster sides to every girl

>> No.17894628
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Oooh lala!

>> No.17894632

>salamander-brained steelim, Selene.

>> No.17894633

Best girls, best life, best fetishes, best wife(s).
The nobles may be disapproving, but the actual townspeople and people in need of help would come to revere us as folk heroes always there to do good and bring merriment.
The joking yet endearing “Three Meat-knights” name would be sung from village to village as the P’Orc taste tests all the local brews and helps perfect farming techniques, the Mino uproots oak trees by herself and builds cabin walls in record time, and I negotiate between the town leaders and the distant nobility.
Huzzah indeed!

>> No.17894635

I like burning edge.
Even more now that nadia's a full salamander

>> No.17894637

Beast's OC lilim who likes to fight.

>> No.17894638

>Tritonia wistfully wondering aloud when her amor Prince Charming will come rescue her
>as said man is being raped by her tentacles

>> No.17894640

Oh fuck this gets me.

>> No.17894645

Yep just be sure to treat those girls well.

Also try not to laugh too hard when that meat mound of a P'Orc takes a break from downing some wine to deftly point out some noble obligations that aren't being followed by the resident duke/some laws that should, technically, be invoked or for the Minotaur to take a break from ripping up roots to point out some finer points of etiquette that aren't being followed by the resident upper class.

>> No.17894646

>Except I'm not even remotely angry.
Maybe angry is the wrong word.
Full of yourself, maybe.
>legitimately defending somebody you don't even know as if the thread is stripped barren for content.
Nah, it's more that you thought it was super important to shit on a random writefag and are somehow baffled that some of us thought that was a dick thing to do.
I'm done wasting my time with you anyway, part of me thinks you're only doing this for attention and I won't indulge you anymore.

>> No.17894653
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wet monoeye

>> No.17894663
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Beast loves fighting, so he wanted his lilim to have a quirk so he made her a fight lover.
She loves figghting so much that her mansion has an underground arena.
He also said he used a lilim instead of a succubus for the corruption variety as Beast is a corruption fag.
At least he doesn't ruin his stories with his maledom.

>> No.17894670

>Visit Apothecary/medicinewoman
>tells the P’Orc she has enough alcohol saturated into her liver it would kill a human man five times over
>”Hmph, only five? Much more room to go then- let’s shoot for ten!”
>Mino is told she can apparently lift more than even the most advanced siege machinery capable in the kingdom
>”Shoot, just point me at the wall ‘n I’ll break it down in half the time it takes that rustbucket too!”
>Anon is told he actually incubized months ago and has excessive amounts of DE coursing through him
>both girls smother his head between their breasts as they smile in unison
>”We coulda told you that~!”

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>> No.17894676

>Amor prince
Can you hear the sounds of eros paladins?

>> No.17894681

Someone get that poor girl an umbrella!

>> No.17894682


>When she hugs you for the first time she giggles innocently, declaring that now she now has a cute boy, hugging you closely that causes you to sink further in her body
>With your head firmly sandwiched between her breasts she giggles more and strokes your hair
>Her slime ensures that you are positively glued to her, much to her delight

>> No.17894701

I love it. I can see the P’Orc lazily handing over a spotlessly written legal document explaining why the Duke is not in accordance with code, and when he asks who wrote such a thing she gives an annoying snort stating anon wouldn’t let her “milk him” until she finished it.

And the Mino gruffly pointing out to the ladies in waiting that their stance and presentation is all wrong before finally just showing them using Anon as her partner before exclaiming that if her beefy ass can do it, it should be easy as pie for those petite princesses.

>> No.17894704

Does she call me her little cauliflower?

>> No.17894711

A cute.

>> No.17894718

If I thought it were super important to shit on Frostcicle I'd call him the thread's version of Sukiru Ikeda you inept dweeb. Take a Midol or Xanax and get back to me.

>> No.17894720

Exactly, although I can certainly see the P'Orc leaving to go 'drink her fill' and the minotaur letting you take the lead so you can hold her when she leans back, despite her muscles making her heavier.

>> No.17894724

>”Oh! Ou lala mon amor, you are so forward! But please, zis body is yours to use~”
>Anon burbles a reply that gets lost in the Slime, can’t move at all but wiggles his head as it’s trapped between her breasts
>”Oh hon! Such a feisty Prince Charming! Your actions, they speak louder than any words beautiful~”

>> No.17894742


She'll take you to her home and call you all kinds of cutesy nicknames, amused by any embarrassment you express in turn

>> No.17894752

Cutesy nicknames are good.

>> No.17894755

>Mino twice anon’s size leaning into a low dip with him fully supporting her weight, her face legitimately swooning
>meanwhile anon is holding out like it’s the toughest battle he’s ever fought, his own muscles screaming in agony but his mind going full “Do It For Her” as she gazes blushing up at him
She’s gonna reward him with a standing flexing one-armed riding blowjob later

>> No.17894761

Ah, the Dickkegger/Chugjob.
Only the truly muscular Monstergirls have the strength to pull it off.

>> No.17894765

But he's not done yet.

To make it that moment she's dreamed of for years, he needs to lean in and give her a kiss on the lips.

Hopefully before his back and/or legs give out.

A true perk right there

>> No.17894786

>Mino dickkegger fight.

>> No.17894788
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This thread has a severe lack of P'Orc and Greenskin content. Fuck's sake.

>> No.17894790


Yes they are. Her body and dress glow quite a lot when she's happy. You won't be able to see it as often as you'd like while being hugged but she glows the brightest when doing that. Saying how happy she is that she's finally found her prince charming

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>that nose
That's because most greenskin art is fucking terrible, yet resident braindead fa/tg/uys insist on posting it on /jp/ of all places.

>> No.17894797

That would make even such an imposing Mino go full ‘mere female bovine’ in bed.
She’d for one night only be fully submissive in bed, wanting Anon to take the lead and use her body as he sees fit, making her feel like her delicate flower even though her body is like an armored tank.
The P’Orc would act the same way if he also did it with her. All traces of slovenly behavior gone for one night as she longingly looks at him not for cum but for passion.

>> No.17894804

Cute piggu.
Would pump that rump.

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>> No.17894812

It would be so nice to start out by speaking her name normally but getting cuter and cuter as time went on. When it was just the two of us I'd use the ultimate version of it.

>> No.17894813

P’Orcs gotta be my favorite girls simply for how versatile they are. They can reasonably fulfill a whole spectrum of fetishes.

>> No.17894814

Whats the most effective way to seduce a Jinko?

>> No.17894816

Old kung-fu movies and pizza.

>> No.17894817

I still don't regret commissioning that. Worth the four month wait from my boy Ittla.

>> No.17894818

>those pitiful hips
/fit/ girls need wide hips and soft squishy parts, or else they're just men with tits glued to their chests like that shit Ochi art.

>> No.17894819
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>rough fighting sex
yeah, I can see that
Confess your love for muscled cats, and rub her chin until she chuffs

>> No.17894822

And those evenings would be special treats where each one would be comfortably snuggling up on each side of you

>> No.17894823

Imagine her blushing and squishing her face between her hands and happily wiggling her whole body as you use her ultimate cutesy nickname.

>> No.17894827

P'orcs let you get away with a lot of things due to them being both built for it and not popular enough to draw folks ire when said things are done.

Imagine trying those things with a Jinko.

>> No.17894829

>tfw all her clothes are still in the wash

>> No.17894830

I wanna breed a P’Orc Warchief in front of her entire clan!

>> No.17894831

A perfect end.
Here’s to whatever irresponsible crazy wizard created those cursed items.

>> No.17894844

They’re the workhorse Monstergirl. Not too rare, not too fancy, but extremely loyal and up for anything- literally anything.

>> No.17894845

I would create cursed Items like that solely for the variety, even if there was a good chance I wouldn't end up with those girls myself.

>> No.17894851

>KC in a wizard hat raffing in the distance as a Baphomet bounces on him

>> No.17894852

Fuck you mate I'm a pseudo-fa/tg/uy and I want to breed ALL THE ORCS

>> No.17894854

I would love them but, assuming I'm able to beat them/a warlord, there would be too much temptation to do a whole lot of overly perverted things with them.

>> No.17894856

I'd give her tons of hugs if she used mine on me, followed by a lot of praises and nuzzling. We would be careful with using it on public though unless we wanted to tease one another.

>> No.17894860

I want to try those things with a jinko though.

>> No.17894861

>They can reasonably fulfill a whole spectrum of fetishes
That's real rich. The only fetish they fulfill is the fat fetish.

>> No.17894862

What happens in the stronghold stays in the stronghold- chief.
Me too, but I’d embrace it.

>> No.17894874

Make sure to have a wide range of curses so it won't be boring.

>> No.17894883

And I too wish to do that but dander would be raised.

Beating a local champion and then turning her into the big, super soft, communal milk dispenser would be but one of the things I'd need to resist doing, particularly if she was an very arrogant member of the warband.

I would make up for it by, at least, taking her to bed so she's not utterly demoralized at being unable to fight.

>> No.17894884

Oh, you know it.

Nothing like giving a rogue a leather cuirasse of 'protection' that happens to increase the size of the chest its protecting, along with slowly making her a holst or a headband of charisma that slowly grows out the woman's hair as she turns into a Kej

>> No.17894887


Happy tritonias must be quite something to see at night, faintly glowing. Not that you'd be able to see too often with your head in her bosom so often but still

>> No.17894889

I feel you, I'm a huge fan of harem type girls like mice and bugs, but there are certain things things I could only imagine myself doing to an orc. Them all being curvy and overly clingy self-proclaimed slaves to their husband is also pretty great.

>> No.17894893

I could do some of this stuff with large mice/kephri but they're less prone to being tall/muscled so that makes it difficult, although other fun can be had and, again, folks don't normally get as up in arms.

>> No.17894894

Well, my waifu inst' a Tritonia but I'm sure they'd look cute too if you started to say nice things to her. The tentacles on her back would get all wiggly happy too.

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Twintail Griffon is watching you

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Nice day for it.

>> No.17894911


>> No.17894914

Begone, impostor.

>> No.17894920

Lani got a picture, you add it to it

>> No.17894923
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>just wears the same outfit as the profile Griffon

>> No.17894924

>lani was added

>> No.17894925

*can add

>> No.17894930

Fuck off Shoggocks

>> No.17894935

Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Who Best Girl

>> No.17894936

>add a meme lilim to the images
No, because that's stupid.

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>> No.17894941
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>off-profile MGE girls get shit while Steelims thrive

>> No.17894943

What if you rub her abs instead?

>> No.17894944
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Also encouraged

>> No.17894946

Yes, she is a meme.
She's not forced as aggressively as she used to be but that changes nothing. It's like saying CRUSHER isn't a meme because her creator suddenly takes her seriously.

>> No.17894959

I mean, I guess she's less of a meme than that one-shot Lilim who only had 2 stories shitposting about other Lilims.

Vanessa, I think?

>> No.17894967

Literally who? I'm not being a dick, I just don't know what you're on about.

>> No.17894972

Not really. You have lilims who exist but no one cares about, not even their creators, like that vanessa or the three hugger and you have people that tried too hard to force it in, like Lani.

>> No.17894973

Fuck this and fuck you.

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This one.

Also, falling into the same trap, the fuck is a three hugger Lilim

>> No.17894984

Is this a wiki or /monster/ thing?

>> No.17894985

Tree hugger*
The one from the lilim pastebin.

>> No.17894992

It's on TFT but maybe it's on /monster/ too?


>> No.17894997

This. If anything the one from Long Distance Seduction belongs on the image and list, because she's actually got a story and clearly has had a lot of thought put into her.
But because its an old story no one remembers her. It's also likely that a chunk of the current thread population wasn't around back then.

>> No.17895007

Lani would have been acceptable if her creator actually did something with her. Instead he brought her up as much as he could until it got obnoxious and now she's only remembered as a forced meme attempt.
It's a good cautionary tale for any other content providers out there.

>> No.17895013
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Yeah, I really should have done things with her. But then I got into drawing and things went to shit for my writing.

>> No.17895016

Why did you even push her in the first place?

>> No.17895018


My waifu isn't a Tritonia either but they're still really cute

>> No.17895019

Because I PLANNED on writing things with her, but shit happened.

>> No.17895021

>that image
It's that a latenight drawing?

>> No.17895025

no, the artist is earlymorning

>> No.17895031

Are you fucking stupid?

>> No.17895033

Indeed. Would definitely pat and say that she's a good girl.

>> No.17895062

What girl is best for curing rampant paranoia?

>> No.17895064

Chesire cat.

You either get over your paranoia fast or it just makes for more interesting rape.

>> No.17895065


>> No.17895071

Cheshire mind. I could feel the grin from here.

>> No.17895073


>> No.17895114

a jinko hunting you

>> No.17895122

Big fat cuddle cat

>> No.17895133

I want to be tickled by a Monster Girl.

>> No.17895148

I want to tickle my dragon so hard she breathes fire, hopefully not at me.

>> No.17895152

Big Wight Booty > Danuki Milkers

>> No.17895156

Anon are you going to defy the Hogwarts school motto?

>> No.17895158

Only because doing a fat bottomed, teen wight in the dark corners of the school is better than having the ultra busty tanuki teen blow you in the same spot is.....
Wait, both are good.

>> No.17895170

She already snorts and breathes fires rarely while she's sleeping so she breaks them herself. I'd just be having a little fun.

>> No.17895231

Sounds unbecoming of a proud dragon.

>> No.17895241
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>the Wight sits on your face while the Tanuki engages in milky paizuri

>> No.17895256

The best, although it will always lead to one wondering which will get anon's kids first.

>> No.17895257

I want to go to a Jinko that is training, appear in front of her and hug her. Just hug her. To see her reaction.

>> No.17895261
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Take better care of your loli wyverns.

>> No.17895271
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Comes from her being a bit of a tomboy and being too relaxed around me. She keeps up with her training, but if the day has been lazy and I pampered her enough this rare scene can be seen.
Though the Ratas do sometimes show up trying to record such an event.

>> No.17895280

I want to be a world champion boxee and have an overweight jinko trainer that eats chocolate bars.

>> No.17895295

Hellhound stole my bike!

>> No.17895296

>You will never be a radical faction knight and crusade for the demon lord

>> No.17895314
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Great taste

>> No.17895318
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All these posts about seducing and approaching Jinkos are a good service, to both single Jinkos and Jinko husbands.

Remember that Jinkos suck at dating and some believe that men dont like their "masculine" bodies, making some of them even misandrists. They are extremely shy.

A Jinko is never going to make the first move, unless she is in mating season. You have to make the first move. Just be prepared to see her stance collapse, blush and stutter a lot.

You also must initiate physical contact and lead the physical interaction, it can take an entire day or more for a Jinko to muster the courage to hold your hand by herself, forget about her going for the kiss unless you give her a lot of cues, and even then its uncertain she will. This only apply to out of season unmarried Jinkos though.

>> No.17895325

A man needs a monstergirl like a fish needs a bicycle!

>> No.17895337
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That's adorable, but I really like women who take the lead. I'll adapt. Also have a bigger perfect girl.

>> No.17895340

As a manlet i want to bully a taller monster by making fun of her height saying its unfeminine.

>> No.17895342

I prefer to be an adventurer/mercenary

>> No.17895343

You gonna get Kabedon'd

>> No.17895353

Thats only when unmarried and if you approach her out of mating season, once you get married, she will completely take the lead.

>> No.17895357
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Ittla does good stuff. I wanna commission him.

>> No.17895362

>you'll never be a teacher in MGC middle/high school and have a secret affair with the wight class president

>> No.17895367

>You'll never be kabedon'd by the muscular Oni gym teacher

>> No.17895372

I want to tell a jinko that she can look more feminine by eating more sweets.

>> No.17895383

You might want to do that deep into the date anon, at the very least when you are already handholding or clinging to her muscled arm. If you do that as soon as you meet her or early in the date, she might be seriously offended or think you just approached her to make fun of her. And get to experience a painful punch to the gut/face from 7ft+ wall of muscle, trained in the art of punching stuff in the most painful way possible. Specially if the Jinko you approach is those misandrist types that hate men because she thinks they dont find her attractive.

>> No.17895389
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He does good cuddling pics

>> No.17895392
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I want an ocean serpent waifu.

>> No.17895453
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>Mofu Yakuza
>but no Mist Triads or Undead Mafia to go along with it

>> No.17895462

That's nice.

All I can advise when it comes to commissioning Ittla is that a good deal of patience is necessary. He gets rather swamped quickly when he opens them. That Orc picture was the better part of four months in waiting, but it was still worth it nonetheless.

>> No.17895471

>6 armpits

>> No.17895475
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But what if she asks me to prove Im really into her?

>> No.17895476

That's a jinko though, what's she doing in a fox mafia?

>> No.17895483

She'd be a Triad you idjit.

>> No.17895501

how would be revenants be in MGE?
they are essentially zombies but cooler
they revive with a intense zeal to complete a task, kill someone or protect something and just cease to exist after doing so, just gone donezo.
they are unkillable as they just resurrect again and again, they also have a vague sense of where there objective is no matter where.
appearance wise they look the same as if they were alive maybe pale like a lich.

>> No.17895511

Christ imagine the videos you can make with this...
>manlet calls siberian jinko susan murphy prank in the hood(gone wrong) (gone violent) (almost killed) (barely made it) (wedding planned) (groom bruised)

>> No.17895515

> No greasy Pizza Peninsula mafioso girls.

>> No.17895518
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>Orgasmically screaming skeletons who fire dark matter bombs

>> No.17895522

>Habitat: Secret compartments
>Disposition: Agitated

>> No.17895525

Aren't most men manlets compared to big jinkos?

>> No.17895528

I figured it would be the evolution of base skeleton girls.
zombie to wight
ghost to phantom
skeleton to revenant

>> No.17895543 [SPOILER] 
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how would a upgrade from skeleton to extremely vengeful spirit work?

>> No.17895545

They die while having romantic feelings for a man, so their body turns into a revenant and they rape him.

>> No.17895552

Im kind of a masochist, so if she hits me I would likely come back latter with heart pupils telling her it was a joke, that Im crazy over her and ask her to marry me.

>> No.17895571

>men with heart pupils
Is that even possible?

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>> No.17895585
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Why is this allowed?

>> No.17895587

Eh, if you guys think some powerful warrior woman can do it then I bet guys could too.

>> No.17895591

Because additional arms is patrician tier.

>> No.17895593

I'd heart pupil for and with my wives If those meme portals ever open.

>> No.17895598

If you are infused with mamono mana, yes. Its a symbol that tells a monster girl you have recognized her as a wife, similar to how MGs bodies change when they recognize a man as a husband. It makes your spirit energy disgusting to every other MG and makes the target MG immediatly fall in love just by sensing your spirit energy.

>> No.17895600

Why shouldn't it be?

>> No.17895601

I'll just leave this here:

>> No.17895608

I want to make an alp a mother while she says full homo.

>> No.17895630

How shiny.

>> No.17895632

>knee spikes
It's shit.

>> No.17895635
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Please be sure to use complete summoning circles when summoning imps or devils. Otherwise they might escape.

>> No.17895643

fug i forgot the source this.

>> No.17895647

It's guro, isn't it?

>> No.17895653

No, just pudgy onee-san loli.

Black Magic 2. I don't feel like digging up an exhentai link but you should be able to find it easy.

>> No.17895661

Realistically, what kind of vision change would you experience when your pupils shifted from circular to a spherical shape? Would it be similar to the Cuttlefish’s W shape pupil and increase perception of polarized light? Would the bottom of your field of vision become blurry due to the bottom V shape blocking light from hitting your receptors?

>> No.17895678

what happens if you blueball a monster?

>> No.17895683

Is that a parody of the gyate gyate face?

>> No.17895685
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>> No.17895688

Alps are the only females you can blueball.

>> No.17895700


>> No.17895715

>Notto disu shite again

>> No.17895720

Only the gender they were born with matters. Otherwise, everyone is an attack helicopter.

>> No.17895725

Sadly, pretty much every after the chapters involving the demons is pretty much furry

>> No.17895731

>This gallery has been removed or is unavailable.
Urgh. Too lazy to log in exhentai.

>> No.17895762 [DELETED] 
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It can.

>> No.17895785

>pretty much furry
"Pretty much" my ass, that is 250% furry.

>> No.17895797
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"So how do you explain your termination from your previous job?"

"When the booze ran out . . . so did I~"

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>> No.17895802
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Why are foxes so lewd?

>> No.17895807

The size difference really makes this pic. That oni's foot is the size of the Ratatoskr's body. And yet the two together look natural and one doesn't look wildly weird.

Size difference with Monster Girls is nice.

>> No.17895814

>Oni has to ATG squat to fit in the room
>Ratatoskr's fluff is bigger than the Oni's torso
In any event, what sort of skillset does an Oni bring to a media organisation?

>> No.17895821

What are her skills?

>> No.17895822

Sports reporting, I guess

>> No.17895826

Is drinking a skill?

>> No.17895827

Rata-chan is hiring for her news network!

>> No.17895828

You know how Pokemon have those images with the the trainer standing next to the monster so you can relate the size to? We need that for MGE. Just how short or tall are these things?

>> No.17895830

I don't like this fox

>> No.17895831

Who's the next applicant?

>> No.17895833
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