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>> No.17887326

Dark Mages a best

>> No.17887332
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>tfw you will never be the Onii-chan of a bunch of backpack imoutos, including an arachnid, ushi, flow kelp, jub, flayer, and griffon

>> No.17887347

>>17887323
Thats a big wurm

>> No.17887382
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Go on and show her a smile anon.

>> No.17887388
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.17887409

>>17887382
Anon, I would smile at my cute wife every day, no need to ask me to.

>> No.17887417

>>17887323
That damn UG, it still works?!

>> No.17887436

>>17887332
I think I caught the imouto fever.
I cannot stop thinking about having a monster girl imouto to protect and play with.

>> No.17887439

>>17887436
STOP NOW ANON

Do NOT catch imouto fever. Imouto fever can land you in JAIL. Seek TREATMENT now!

>> No.17887448

>>17887388
Do you really need to post this every thread?

>> No.17887456

Is it okay to choose your class based on the type of monster it is likely to get you, or is that shallow?

>> No.17887470
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>Remember to never let your kiki down or send her off.
>Never deny her the rights to a master.

>>17887448
Yes, until someone doesn't kill, but rather please and cheer the meido.

>> No.17887472

>>17887439
Sabbath jail maybe.
Having a monster girl imouto is the best even if all she does is guard your jail cell.

>> No.17887479

>>17887470
Well, I guess if I can look forward to slowpoke every thread I can warm up to your threadly shitpost too.

>> No.17887512

>>17887382
Smile a slime and gain a love.

>> No.17887571
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17887571

Show me the Goblins.

>> No.17887574

>>17887571
What did goblins do to deserve his hate boner?

>> No.17887583

>>17887574
His sister was a goblin. She was kind of a cunt. Now he can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.

>> No.17887585
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>>17887571
Is this a Goblin?

>> No.17887588

>>17887574
Slaugtered his entire village and raped his sister infront of his eyes until she died.

>> No.17887612

>>17887588
I was hoping for people to be creative about the MGE version like >>17887583

>> No.17887631

>>17887583
>can only feel joy when pounding smug gob pussy into the floor.
This should be the fate of ever smug shortstack. They are for rough, cumflating rape.

>> No.17887645

>>17887585
Nope, it has a tail.

>> No.17887649

>>17887571
And then he became the most feared monster slayer of them all:
The One Dick Man.

>> No.17887659

>>17887583
His sister fucked his entire village and they bullied him for it.

>> No.17887686

>>17887645
Manticore is it then.

>> No.17887716

>>17887456
so I'm a glass cannon, who brags about how much damage he did.
I wonder what kind of mg is the best for me.

>> No.17887728

>>17887716
What type tho?
Glass cannon fighter is going to pull different pussy than glass cannon mage, mage different than summoner, etc.

>> No.17887748

>>17887728
probably a mage or someone with ranged weapons who would link his dps meter IRL too if he could.

>> No.17887755

>>17887649
as opposed to the two dick man? because the two dick man sounds more impressive

>> No.17887767
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>>17887585
WOMAN IF YOU CONTINUE TO TAKE OFF THAT GLOVE!

BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO PANDEMONIUM DIMENSION!

>> No.17887790

>>17887748
You get an obnoxiously competitive Salamander. She's the only one who can tolerate you.

>> No.17887827
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Imagine a story more tragic than a zombie Dragon's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cg8U3HFpA8

>> No.17887832

>another weekend without a new girl
KC please.

>> No.17887845

>>17887827
>tragic

Okay I will admit it's kinda sad imagining such a proud girl being turned into such a sexual deviant. But Just look at that body, theres no way thats a tragic thing to happen. What she needs is a nice husband who will take care of her and who she can take care of, a husband who will treat her right.

>> No.17887861

>>17887845
I meant the tragedy was that she died alone without anyone. Her finding a husband as a zombie is the healing after the tragedy. When she changed classes all her PRIDE stats shifted to LUST.

>> No.17887879
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>>17887861
And that's a happy ending right there.

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>>17887879
Be careful with what stories you read to Wurm-chan. She's very impressionable at this young age and may start pretending she's the hero during play time.

>> No.17887897

>>17887879
is this like a doragon slumber party?

>> No.17887907
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>>17887897
It's the Great Meeting of Dragons, called by Tiamat and Bahamut, to decide the Final Solution to the Zombie Dragon Question. Give them husbands, or let them proactively date husbands?

The daughterus are just there for the ride, so they had to hire a Moonlight Knight to do the storytelling.

>>17887893
You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to help Wurm-chan start a revolution!

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What happened to her? Did she get mugged by some bully monster girl?

>> No.17887914
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>>17887910
She lost her wallet.

>> No.17887917

I want a nursing handjob by a milky chubby Ran!

>> No.17887920

>>17887910
The cute boys wont notice her

>>17887879
We dont deserve latenight

>> No.17887938

>>17887910
Would tanukis be more like to spoil their husbands and explain it away as increasing his debt, or would they be frugal and save it to increase their shared estate.

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17887962

I just realized we missed pocky day yesterday. Why aren't there any pictures of monster girls taking the Pocky challenge?

Actually, what would happen if you challenged a Salamander to the Pocky challenge?

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>>17887920
He's the art fairy of these threads, keeping us going with his cheerful demeanour and indefatigable pep.

>> No.17887966

Genki Salamanders and Milky Mommy ryus.

>> No.17887986

>>17887966
Ryu milk must taste wonderful.

>> No.17887993
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17887993

You won't turn them down when the portal opens and only cute centaurs come out right?

>> No.17887998
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>be on a date with your girlfriend
>she's a bit older than you, but you have so much in come, the two of you quickly fell in love with each other
>partway through the date she gets a call and asks you to wait a bit, saying its from work
>a few minutes after she leaves, your Paladin Rangers belt buckle vibrates
>you find a quiet spot to transform then run off to meet up with your teammates
>"So, you pitiful maggots showed up."
>it's Succubella, one of the generals of Lady Zeda
>"Normally I'd love to take my time stomping you into the dirt, but I have far more important things to do today, so I'll crush you quickly!"
>you all send her blasting off after firing the Spirit Energy Cannon at her and she curses you Paladin Rangers before she disappears
>while your teammates are celebrating, you run back to your date, returning just a minute before your girlfriend comes back from her call
>she seems a little out of breath and is trying to straighten out her hair
>"Sorry about that, Anon. I had to take care of some rotten Pa- Paaaaaatents! Yes, patents. The company is making some new products and I swear it's like I'm the only person who knows what they're doing at that place."
>she scoots closer to you, wrapping her arm around yours
>"But let's forget about that. I have something special planned for us tonight," she says, looking at you with hearts in her eyes

>> No.17888010

>>17887998
>Side tail
>shy
>glasses
>sweater

Nice

>> No.17888011
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>>17887962
Not everyone missed it.

>> No.17888023

>>17887998
Impregnate, breed, nurture.

>> No.17888032

>>17887993
I'll take a deertaur please

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>> No.17888050
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Fairy Night at the MGC bar sucks.

>> No.17888054
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>>17887998
I seem to recall two non-MG doujins of similar premise. Either way, excellent taste. Power ranger/villainess relationships are the best.

https://exhentai.org/g/371425/cf444185cc/
https://exhentai.org/g/701348/bd7920b370/

>> No.17888063

>>17888047
I need this app. Do they do a nerd succubus version?

>> No.17888066

>>17888050
Its not that bad. Those girls work so hard and love a break to have fun with boys, also theyre cute and fun to talk to aswell as the fact that only one drink will get them all drunk.

>> No.17888069

>>17888050
I fell like fairies would only work as part of a harem.

>> No.17888102

>>17887966
Milfy salamanders though.

>> No.17888103

>>17888047
It's like tinder, only instead of making meaningless and fake connections with people you hardly know for a quick fuck, you contribute to the strength of the underground monstergirl societies that are eagerly waiting for an opportunity to invade!

>> No.17888109

>>17888102
Go on.

>> No.17888118

>>17888032
Do White Horns come through with fashionable winter clothes or do they have to buy some from human stores?

>> No.17888119

>>17887966
I just want a thick, strongfat salamander.

>> No.17888120

>>17888109
Sh would be looking for a young stud to fight and light her flame. She knows quite a few techniques because of her age, but seeing how much stamina the young people have always gets her going.

>> No.17888124

>>17888054
>"Madoka and Kenji are best friends!"
I sure would love to be "best friends" with a monstergirl if the friendship was like that

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>>17888124
Easier done than said.

>> No.17888143

>>17888120
What is it like to best a salamander in sexual stamina?

>> No.17888145

>>17888118
They come through naked and are very embarrassed about it

>> No.17888151

>>17888143
Extremely pleasing since she leglocks you and starts kissing like a lewd whore. Her tail fire also goes nuts and her monster instincts take over.

>> No.17888152

>>17888118
>implying any human could craft clothes that good

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>>17888130
I'm gonna hold hands with that slutty little succubus. Finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

>> No.17888155

>>17888151
Now I want a milfy salamander

>> No.17888157

>>17888119
I want to defeat a thick, strongfat salamander with my mind

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>>17888153

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>>17888118
I would assume that they were wearing clothes in their home world given how cold it is.

Remember to bundle up your smol horns! The velvet might be coming off, but they still need warmth and protection!

>> No.17888168

>>17888155
I too want a milfy salamander, especially if her fire was kinda fading away from not finding anyone for some time. Seeing that big girl getting lewder and lewder as the fight went on and she added some "body" techniques in her style would be great.

>> No.17888178

>>17888168
Pump the salamander with many mini sallies

>> No.17888181

>>17888157
>Big, brute salamander that's got slabs of muscle hidden behind a layer of pudge
>You challenge her to a duel, something she accepts with a laugh, saying that it'll be 'Easier than arm wrestling a fairy."
>The entire duel is you getting her to tire herself out or perform attacks that send her to the ground or have her hurt herself.
>The end of the match sees you standing with a few minor wounds and her panting and exausted on the ground, laying on her front and with her huge, fat ass in the air.

Have fun.

>> No.17888192

>>17888165
She's getting hand me down hats and scarves, she can buy expensive, high end fur coats and hats when she's older

>> No.17888194

>>17888178
I always imagined the fight with a sally to go lewd if she was having fun. We would keep getting closer and closer, rubbing our bodies together and even teasing each other by saying lewd things. After she decided that I was going to become her husband she'd turn the fight into a wrestlesex.

And yes, that milfy mander would become a true milf after some nights.

>> No.17888201

>>17887998
We need more of this. What happens when anons mask gets knocked off in a fight and Succubella finally realizes she’s been dating a paladin ranger?

>> No.17888203

>>17888118
There's gonna be some Whitehorns who make clothes for a living.

>> No.17888205

>>17888192
I'm sure that's fine just make sure to answer her when she asks if she's pretty.

>> No.17888207

>>17888194
Hot lewd sweaty mander sex

>> No.17888209

>>17887861
That's nothing. Imagine the shame a Dragon feels when she is reborn as a Wisp instead of a Zombie Dragon.

>> No.17888218

>>17888158
Why is the loli dragon calling the police? I’m standing 500 feet away from her!

>> No.17888225

>>17888218
More like she witnesses all of the finger-locking, palm-on-palm hardcore action.

>> No.17888227

It would be weird having a shoggoth
What if you enter your house and the floor isn't made of floor?

>> No.17888228

>>17888103
Would it be where they put tags on you afterwards?
>Really like big tits
>Into getting domed
>Not a fan of neck kissing
The more you use it, the more tailored to your taste it becomes.

>> No.17888231

>>17888207
It would be so nice to take her on. Her pent up lust would definitely be a dangerous opponent with her being able to make me cum a lot inside of her and going for at least three to four rounds. Though thanks to being a youngling full of energy and magic I'm sure we could go up to ten.

>> No.17888232

>>17888181
>heft her equally thick tail over your shoulder to get into position for some salababy making
>"H-Hey, what are you doing? This isn't over yet."
>judging from how slick her pussy is, her body is saying otherwise
>tell her she'll be surrendering to you soon enough, causing her to look back a you with a look of both fear and excitement
There's something about having such a strong girl become putty in you hands

>> No.17888237

>>17888227
That's the appeal right there. As soon as I'm home from work, I could step in my Shog house and watch my clothes just fall from my body, and a chair rise to meet me from the floor. Then my meido would carry me around the home at request, after fitting me with a nice warm housecoat.

>> No.17888238

>>17888153
Nah, you know you aren't.

>> No.17888239

>>17888227
Controlled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>everything feels fine when he steps in, the floor is indeed made of floor

Uncontrolled shoggoth
>Anon enters house
>The floor feels spongy as his feet sink in
>The house echoes with the sound of "AHHN!, MASTER'S FEET!"

>> No.17888243

>>17888227
Don’t be silly anon. Of course the floor is made out of floor. Whatever material is used to make the floor makes it floor.

>> No.17888250

>>17888243
You say that now, but what if its the a floor you don't remember?
Like if the floor was made out of webbing? or shoggoth? or hardened magma secreated from a lava golem?

>> No.17888251

>>17888243
What if it's the ceiling

>> No.17888253

>>17888232
Just be sure to go till that big, strongfat salamander has a full womb and is looking at the ground so you can't see the heart pupils she's sporting, although the flickering flames of her tail could show that.

She's going to probably, in a gruff, but timid, manner as if you're at least taking her out for a drink and meal after doing such a thing to her.

>> No.17888260

>>17888251
>What if the floor was made of ceiling?
I'm too high on sugar for this shit

>> No.17888263

>>17888251
>Anon walks into Shog house
>He's on the ceiling
Getting a little liberal with the non-euclidean achitecture there Shoggy.

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>>17888203
If I could get a homemade White Horn sweater and blanket for Christmas, I would be so happy

>> No.17888276

>>17888201
I imagine some of their after battle sex would become revenge sex. It'd be interesting if the others figured things out first.
>Anon's teammates are spying on him during his date, having recognized his girlfriend as Succubella
>"Guys, it's pretty obvious Succubella is posing as Anon's girlfriend in order to lead him into a trap. We gotta do something about this."
>meanwhile, Succubella's minions have figured out Anon's identity
>"This is bad, girls. That wretched Paladin Ranger is trying to get our mistress to drop her guard so he can defeat her once and for all. We gotta do something about this."
>just then, both parties notice each other and fight an off screen battle in an attempt to prevent traps that didn't exist while the couple enjoy their date blissfully unaware

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Winter is cumming.

>> No.17888282

>>17888251
Majestic.

>> No.17888287

>>17888250
Then that would be what the floor is made up of. However, it would still be made up of floor. It’s impossible for floor to not be made of floor unless you’re trying something like >>17888251

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>>17888251
Then we're never vacationing in Wonderland again. She's silly enough without THAT adding to it.

>> No.17888297

>>17888253
I'd let her eat and drink as much as she wants. She's the future mother of our daughters after all. Besides she's gonna need lots of nutrients to keep her body strong enough to carry all our babies.

>> No.17888301

>>17888290
>Shog with the silver tongue of a Hatter
RIP SAN

>> No.17888305

>>17888276
This is great. Can you just go ahead and write a full series please? I want to hear what happens when Bella’s minions and the rest of the rangers fall in love! Also, I need this wholesomeness in my life right now.
Just lost my dad to cancer. I need something to make me smile today. Sorry for the blogging.

>> No.17888308

>>17888290
Can someone translate the moon-runes?

>> No.17888310 [DELETED] 

>>17888297
That'll be good, just be careful.
She's got quite an appetite and, if she doesn't need

>> No.17888320

>>17888297
Just watch out, she's got quite the apatite and, with a husband, she may not need to train quite as hard as she used too, especially when she gets a bunch of little sallies in her.

She may try to pin you in bed and try to get you to feel up her wider hips and larger rear.

>> No.17888329

>>17888287
I was

>> No.17888333

>>17888239
That’s cute, you could probably hear the jiggles or slime as she runs down the hallway to hug you.

Also, a shoggoth would make the floor so warm and soft for master, just the way he likes it.

>> No.17888355

>>17888278
What happens when an Ice Queen cums?

>> No.17888359

>>17888355
heavy snowfall

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>>17888290
I love things like this.

>> No.17888411
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Remove Shog

>> No.17888415

>>17888355
You're frozen with pleasure.

>> No.17888434

>>17888411
Remove dirty bird dogs replace with shogs

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For Christmas my dark elf gave me a ______

>> No.17888456

>>17888449
An onahole.

>> No.17888459

>>17888449
for the first day of Christmas a dark elf gave to me
a spanking in our basement

>> No.17888497

>>17888449
Herself in a christmas outfit! Funny thing is, I came inside of her so much she became fat like santa.

>> No.17888527

>>17888497
anon you are bullying the poor elf womb!

>> No.17888541

>>17888527
It's not bullying, I gave her a white christmas!

>> No.17888550

>>17888456
In the form of a gullible vanilla Elf?

>> No.17888568

>>17888434
Remove organic matter and replace with nice, clean, sleek magitech.

>> No.17888581

>>17888568
Advanced AI has much better uses than housekeeping.

>> No.17888593

>>17888581
Such as?

>> No.17888611

>>17888593
Artificial procreation.

>> No.17888627

>>17888449
An actual safe word where she stops when I start screaming it.

>> No.17888639

>>17888627
>Implying safe words work on monster girls
Not even a Titania will stop if you use a safe word

>> No.17888670

>>17888639
what if its also a magic word?

>> No.17888675

>>17888639
Safe words do work. For example, if I say tanuki to my dragon or she says it to me, we both get extremelly disgusted.

>> No.17888677

>>17888670
A magic word would only arouse her even further.

>> No.17888680

>>17888639
Titanias are nice girls. But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.

>> No.17888688

>>17888670
what does this magic word do?

>> No.17888690

>>17888680
And that's when you assault her breasts in retaliation, but then she might never serve you milk again so that you have to drink directly at the source.

>> No.17888700

>>17888680
>But make her angry and she'll serve you cookies but no milk.
I can deal with that. It's not like she won't give me my goodnight kiss anymore.

...no Titania would be that cruel right?

>> No.17888703

Be careful when exploring ancient tombs anon, you never know what you'll find.

>Going through ancient temple for some long fallen magiocracy
>Find a suit of seemingly empty but ornate armor.
>As you poke around a bit, the armor slowly clambers to life, the empty eye holes flaring with eldritch blue energy, grasping a long fallen kopesh and striding up to you with purpose.
>You feel as though its about to strike you down before it stops, standing there at attention before a ghostly, faintly feminine voice whispers "Orders".
>The rest of the day continued with the suit following you around, weapon at the ready in case any threat appears.
>Even though you strike it rich and the suit seems to obey, you can't help but feel off as the closed helmet tracks you every so often, silently watching.
>Worse, despite being filled with, as far as you could tell, a pile of dust, you can swear that a noble, feminine face takes the place of the helmet whenever you look at it out of the corner of your eye.

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>>17888415
>timid Ice Queen scared because she just froze her husband after sex
>she runs off to recruit local Yetis and gets lots of blankets

>> No.17888727

>>17888703
What happens when you try to sell the Cursed Armor who has been following you for a while?

>> No.17888728

>>17888720
" to never walk on a summers day with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold..... oh yes Id KILL for that"

>> No.17888737

>>17888727
Your orders are refused and it remains following you.
After all, without you, all in her life (unlife?) is dust.

>> No.17888753
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>>17887827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hzHolsgCM

Imagine being married to an Atlach-Nacha, for one. Day in and day out she berates and belittles you similar to a personal note with this thread, even while teasing you ragged with thigh jobs and hand jobs and such. Then, when it actually comes to FUCKING her, she absolutely refuses to allow you to be in human form, instead doing the NEXT LEVEL FACE SITTING that is kinky Chaos spider sex.

But it doesn't end there. Not only is the act of human coitus absolutely repulsive to her, but you seeing her face while she climaxes drives her absolutely ballistic. It's embarrassing enough to her that your venom turns her into a lavish woman who's spider puss puss refuses to let you go. Even after a night of fast and furious dicking to try and knock her up she still huffs and calls you degrading names, not dropping her guard for a moment until you're fast asleep, where she wears the biggest, dumbest blushing grin on her face at the heat of your seed in her belly. Only to snap back into tsundere mode when she realizes you're awake.

>> No.17888757

>>17888700
>Somehow make my Titania very angry, but she's too "nice" and passive to outright express it through words.
>When its time for bed we lay there facing one another.
>"Goodnight love" ill say and go in for a kiss.
>"Goodnight night darling, sleep well" she will say before quickly rolling over and wrapping her wings around herself leaving me there alone.
>If I try to wrap my arms around her she just spreads her wings and that shakes me off.
>Lay awake staring at the ceiling most of the night a broken mess.
Thank god ill never feel this type of pain.

>> No.17888769

how do moonlight titanias express their displeasure with the husbando?

>> No.17888773

>>17888753
What if I cry and say I hate her? Say I wish I was with another monster besides her.

>> No.17888775

How do I get a BIG dragon gf.

>> No.17888781

>>17888775
How big are we talking and what kind of big it is?

>> No.17888785

>>17888775
Define and quantify the big you desire.

>> No.17888787

>>17888753
What if I tire her out in chaos spider sex mode and try to end it with gentle sex in human form?

>> No.17888792

>>17888703
I do not want a rubric waifu
That's creepy

>> No.17888795

>>17888785
>>17888781
9-10 feet tall.

>> No.17888799

>>17888792
But anon, you're the only one who can help her get about in a strange new time where she cannot see far beyond the clouds in her vision.

Just watch out, some evenings you may see the armor collapse and an ethereal version of her 'old' figure stride from it to 'train' itself.

>> No.17888804

>>17888795
Then you'd have to read an epic tale about ancient dragons to see where they are rumored to live. Then you choose the one you like the most, gather up your gear and head out to find her.
The jorney would be harsh, but in the end you'd find yourself a big, nice, jaded cutie.

>> No.17888806

>>17888795
Climb the tallest peaks and the darkest caves, there you will find the tall dragon of your dreams*

*Figure may change.

>> No.17888810

>>17888804
>jaded
>Take Dragonfu to dinner
>She just sits there, too jaded to eat her mutton
>Take her to a hotel
>She just lays there like a dead fish as we fuck, still jaded though slightly blushing now
>Come home from work
>She's just laying on her gold piles, jaded and uncaring
That girl ain't right.

>> No.17888815

>>17888810
That's apathetic, not jaded.

>> No.17888816

>>17888810
Anon please, it's like you don't even know how to dragon.
>Take dragonfu to dinner
>Chat enough with her so she starts showing a bit of emotion
>Grab piece of food with fork and take it to her mouth and have her say "Aaaahn~"
>Get ready for slightly blushing dragon noises

>> No.17888817

>>17888815
>Jaded
>tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something.
>Bored, or lacking enthusiasm
>lacking enthusiasm

>showing or feeling no interest, enthusiasm, or concern.
>No interest, enthusiasm
They're pretty similar.

>> No.17888824

>>17888787
She would call you a filthy /d/egenerate for wanting such an extreme form of sex
Expect her to bite and abuse you until you give in and go back to completing her, though you could avoid her bite and breed her thoroughly to negate her venom without use of the transformation

>> No.17888837
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17888837

I want a myojo Tittie-nee san

>> No.17888839

are nacho daughers just as verbally abusive as their mom?

>> No.17888850

>>17888824
I would just hold her close and tell her how much I care for her, and tell her she doesn't have too be embarrassed about it

>> No.17888854

>>17888839
I'd guess no. At least not until their venom reaches full potency

>>17888850
This is how you get a blushing Atlach-Nacha to call you a pervert while she buries her face in your chest

>> No.17888863

>>17888773
>replying to a bait post

>> No.17888879
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>> No.17888883

>>17888839
Definitely. She got that from her mom.

>> No.17888893

>>17888879
Flabby foxes or big fat cuddle cats, who would win?

>> No.17888901

>>17888879
I want to date a Fox!

>> No.17888905

>>17888883
Do monster girls get traits from their father?

>> No.17888909

>>17888905
Yep.

>> No.17888910

>>17888905
Eye and hair color, for example

>> No.17888922

I want chaosfuckers to go

>> No.17888930
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>>17888922

>> No.17888933
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>>17888922

>> No.17888934

>>17888930
Is this what little Flayers do instead of setting up a lemonade stand?

>> No.17888936
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>>17888922
agreed

>> No.17888943

>>17888936
Malal please, Khorne and Tzeentch have good girls.

>> No.17888960

>>17887332
>Flayer backpack

That's one way to get flayed. Just look at how close her tentacles are to your ears.

>> No.17888970

>>17887790
that ain't bad.
Calling out each other and laughing when the other makes a mistake, also always being competitive about kills.
Perfect waifu.

>> No.17888975

does monster lord control land have a national anthem or a battle hymn?

>> No.17888989

>>17888975
Probably. It'd also be laced with magic that compells the couples their to have more intense sex than usual.

>> No.17888993

>>17888922
Respectable tier:
Wendigo lovers

Weird but acceptable tier:
Shoggoth lovers

Absolute patrician taste tier:
Atlach-Nacha & Mindflayer lovers

>> No.17889007

>>17888989
there*

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>>17888975
>We'll all feel gay when alpy comes marching home

>> No.17889065

>>17889057
Alps are cute! They aren't gay! They are cute! They're for molesting!

>> No.17889075

>>17889065
I dunno about Alps, but that post was pretty gay.

>> No.17889077
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17889077

>>17888922
Aw poor diddums, can't you take a bit of banter?

>> No.17889083

>>17888930
Loli flayer is hella cute. I want a harem of little flayers to pamper and play with. and also to dick until they are all scatter-brained messes.

>> No.17889091

>>17889057
I never noticed those boot buckled before. Good grief. Someone fuck her so she can be presentable. Alps are no good until they’re indestinguishable from succubi.

>> No.17889093

>>17889091
I like boots one girls

>> No.17889094

>>17889065
Alps are oaky. I'd like to see one go from human boy to the last stage and document the facts for further research.

>> No.17889095

>>17889077
That better be strawberry sauce on her cheek

>> No.17889103
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17889103

>>17889077
Hatsune did nothing wrong.

>> No.17889104

>>17889094
I like this idea

>> No.17889112

>>17888993
>giving that whiney motherfucker a patrician taste level
>>>/out/

>> No.17889113

>>17889095
>he doesn't want to be roughed up by his waifu

>> No.17889120

>>17889093
Boots are fine but those Mars and Venus symbols are stupid

>>17889094
I want to see what happens if a man were to save his sperm, Alp, then impregnate himself with that sperm. What would happen?

>> No.17889124

>>17889103
Do not ever trust monster girls with steamy breath.

>>17889113
The only thing a waifu should abuse is her husband's manhood.

>> No.17889127

>>17889120
oh didn't notice those,
thats a nice touch.

>> No.17889136

>>17889104
It would be nice to see how fast his tastes change and how he acts. I'd need a big diary but it would be worth it for the research.

>>17889120
Maybe he wouldn't be impregnated in the first place? And even if he did, the child would probably be just a tomboy succubus. This calls for science.

>> No.17889188

>>17889120
>Impregnate himself
>Wanting an Alp to turkey baster herself

>> No.17889216
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17889216

>>17888933
>>17888930
>>17888936

>> No.17889225

I want to ignore a cheshire so she starts trying to force me to pay attention.

>> No.17889236

whom gives you the biggest fearboner?

>> No.17889241

>>17889225
I want to spank a Cheshire for mixing all of the salt with the sugar!

>> No.17889245

>>17889241
She's just going to like that!
You're rewarding her!

>> No.17889246

>>17889241
I want to withhold cock until a Cheshire sorts the salt from the sugar!

>> No.17889250

>>17889245
Fine, then I'll make her eat it on all her food instead!

>> No.17889251

>>17889246
What a monster!

>> No.17889261

>>17889250
But then she'll just start eating a bunch of things that go good with sugar!

You'll end up with a fat, but still smug, cat!

>> No.17889263

>>17889225
I want to get teased by my cheshire daughteru!

>> No.17889267

>>17889245
I'll just mix all her M&Ms with her skittles as revenge.

>> No.17889269

>>17889263
If you're getting teased by your daughteru, you've got problems.

>>17889267
That seems more like a minor irritant.

>> No.17889277

>>17889269
I can't help it, anon. It's in her cheshire blood.

>> No.17889288

Who should write more? Who needs to stop writefagging?

>> No.17889289

>>17889267
You monster. I hope you step on a Lego.

>> No.17889291

>>17889288
how about no, and how about fuck off?

>> No.17889305

>>17889288
Lets not.

>> No.17889315

>>17889120
Gives birth to Les Enfants Terribles.

>> No.17889321
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>>17889120

>> No.17889358

>>17889321
>when you only serve non-alcholic beverages

>> No.17889366

>>17887382

I kind of headcanon that Nureonagos are used to not getting much attention from human men compared to other monster girls which is why they pay special attention to men who smile at them

>> No.17889376

>>17889065
I wouldn't mind tying her tail around her neck and tug on it to cut off airflow.

>> No.17889387
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>>17888922
Cute chaos

>> No.17889398

Who wants some watermelon?

>> No.17889402

>>17889387
Wendigos are cute but that's what makes them so dangerous.
You could be a hard working man saving up to build a house and form a family only to accidentally see a Wendigo and lose you mind. Next thing you know you'll be showing off your muscles to a pack of Wendigos while your waifu pouts and asks you to go back into her coat.

>> No.17889407

>>17889398
I'd eat a pineapple with my waifu. She likes them a lot.

>> No.17889415
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17889415

>>17889398
>google watermelongirl
>actually a thing
well fuck

>> No.17889447

>>17889415
You learn something new everyday.
Now I think about it. Is Africa a thing in MG world?

>> No.17889455

>>17889447
desert kingdoms ya dunce

>> No.17889456

>>17889398
>Oni trying to split a watermelon at a beach
>Ends up obliterating it

>> No.17889462

>>17889455
Most of Africa isn't a desert, it's just mismanaged. It's the most fertile continent on the planet, but the Hunger Continent Kakukens can't get their act together.

>> No.17889468

>>17888879
>human ears
Why.

>> No.17889472

>>17889402
That’s the terrifying thing about monster girls in general. Almost all of them have some way of enticing you and coercing you into being a loving husband. They make human free will a suggestion rather than a driving force. How the hell did I get mixed up in this fetish?

>> No.17889479
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17889479

Are normal, boring catgirls too low-spec for MGG?

>> No.17889484

>From Death comes Life
>Her sister War had broken the Seventh Seal
>Summoning the Horsewomen of the Apocalypse
>And the number of the riders shall ever be
>FOUR

>> No.17889488

>>17889479
They’re fine but that particular picture is dangerously cheesy and may trigger some faggots.

>> No.17889490

How many waifus is too many? I think the perfect number is 4, but I could deal with 20 no problem.

>> No.17889491

>>17889484
I'm not into fucking horsepussy that much. I'm sure some other anons would save us from that manace.

>> No.17889498

>>17889490
any number more than 1

>> No.17889502

>>17889479
>MGG

>> No.17889503

>>17889490
The perfect number is 1. More than six and you can't even call them "wives" anymore.

>> No.17889507

>>17889490
> I could deal with 20 no problem.
i bet you couldn't handel one lobotomized MG

>> No.17889508

>>17889490
6 is the perfect number for me, one being a bicorn.

>> No.17889510

>>17889490
1 and 2 are perfect, 3 is acceptable, more is shit.

>> No.17889513

>>17889503
So are you saying you wound't consider Khepris for marriage?

>> No.17889517

>>17889490
Anything over 2 for me is too many, my waifu and daughteru are perfect.

>> No.17889522

>>17889490
You have enough once your waives can play football in full teams on their own, and enough daughters when you can have a championship.

>> No.17889524
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>>17889490
2 is good. A nice Kiki and Shog who learn to overcome their differences and work together would be just the best.

3 is good too, but only if they're triplets.

>> No.17889537

>>17889513
>Harem and incest
I understand why people like Khepris and Devil bugs, but they are of the lowest tier for me. The last thing that would go through my mind when meeting them would be marriage.

>> No.17889538
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17889538

>"Um...excuse me. I know this might be a bit presumptuous considering we've not known each other for very long, but if I don't ask now then...well, then I don't know, but..."
>"May I...may I touch your ears? I've always wanted to touch a...well, you know...the ears of someone like you. I hope that's not insensitive. They just look so...soft and round and...and fun. Is that odd to say?"
>"I'll let you touch mine too. T-to make it fair."

>> No.17889542

>>17889538
Don't do it. It's a trap.This is how they select mates.

>> No.17889546
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17889546

>>17889542
>This is how they select mates.

Is that a fuckin bad thing?

>> No.17889549

>>17889538
>No. Can’t you see I’m busy being socially inept?

>> No.17889551

>>17889546
My waifu would get jealous if I touched an elfs ears.

>> No.17889552

>>17889490
Up to 3 with any species
Up to 8 with most species
9+ with harem species
Also 2>3>1>any other number

>> No.17889553

>>17889546
Elves are like more bitchy humans, if you want the good stuff you need to go for dwarfs.

>> No.17889555

>>17889537
what would be the firs thing then?

>> No.17889559

>>17889542
Well that's easy to avoid.
I just tell them I like fatties.

>> No.17889562

>>17889542
It's not like I'm going to be selected as her mate or anything like that, so it should be fine. Plus, it's just touching for a bit, nothing can go wrong.

>> No.17889563
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17889563

>>17889559

>> No.17889567

>>17889538
>"begone thot"

>> No.17889573

>>17889563
.....
Ok, I tell them I like Landwhale tier girls, that'll keep them away.

>> No.17889577

>>17889555
Depends on how I'd encounter them, but I'd be avoiding their advances and making it pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with their kind. With devil bugs I'd just say no and go away.

>> No.17889581

>>17889573
Don't test thenm anon...

>> No.17889587

>>17889555
reach for an extra large bottle of raid.

>> No.17889588

>>17887612
Not him, but that wasn't creative, it was just dumb.

Couldn't even be bothered to genderflip it, which makes much more sense.
>Goblins broke into his village. Beat up the women and raped the boys
>He was forced to watch his little brother get gangraped.

>> No.17889589

>>17889581
Don't worry, I'm safe.
None would go that far.

>> No.17889591
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17889591

>Not liking Elves

>> No.17889598

>>17889591
I like elves but I don't like fat girls.

>> No.17889604
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>>17889553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>Elves
>Long-eared, nigh immortal and ageless race
>Treats other races like shit, especially Dwarves
>Instigated a massive war with Dwarves by shaving the beard off one of their emissaries
>May or may not teach you dance, poetry, and magic
>Lives in a theocratic monarchy
>Disgusted by the idea of fucking you
>THOTS to the core, will move on to the next man after you die
>You're essentially a fucking neanderthal dating Bathsheba
>Biggest downside is you better like vegan and forests because your marriage is FOREVER or until you die

>Dwarves
>Short, stout race that's also stupidly long-lived
>Absolutely bro tier with Humans, sees them in the light of a younger sibling
>Has a long and celebrated history of trade and technological achievements with the help of Humans
>May be shorter than you but will wreck your shit both in the hair of the dog and the bed sack
>Will lavish you with great metallurgical gifts such as armor and weaponry
>Lives in a meritocracy, where Honor is the currency
>When you pass/If you pass based on setting, your children and their children's children will sing songs of you and honor the life you lived
>Biggest downside is you're fucking a Dwarf and live underground

I mean I'm not going to fault people for liking Elves, but if I saw a Dwarf lass who's right and randy I'd sit her upon my shaft and spin her right round like a goddamned record until our pelvises were bigger trainwrecks than the jungles of 'Nam.

>> No.17889606

>>17889588
>Not him
I dont believe you

>> No.17889608
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>>17889598

Define 'fat'.

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>> No.17889619

>>17889608
Right looks better, I don't know why she's trying to lose weight.

>> No.17889624

>>17889619

Because in the manga her greater magical abilities require her to wear very specific enchanted clothing. Her big butt makes them difficult to wear.

>> No.17889625

>>17889624
But she's mastered bonermancy.

>> No.17889628

>>17889608
Chubby face or with big love handles, enough that you could get a handful like in >>17889591

>> No.17889634

>>17889606
Up to you. On a side note, something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while now, even if its stupid and even if it requires a leap of faith, I with more people would post with 'not him" when they are indeed not him. Makes conversations that much easier to manage than 50 posts who may or may not be the same person.

>> No.17889636

>>17889615
>you will never had a Dark Elf milkmaid momster
>you will never break her hymen during intercourse

>> No.17889638

>>17889615
I'd rather have a mistress dark elf.

>> No.17889639

>>17889591
Elves should not be fat and greasy. That's p'orc territory. this manga is a travesty.

>> No.17889643

>>17889615
I feel like I want now some chocolate milk.

>> No.17889644

>>17889634
I like that we dont know who we are talking,
it means the value of the post is put over the value of the person

>> No.17889654

>>17889639

That's the premise of the manga though. Her weight problems are weird and she's constantly struggling with them so she can go back to her home world. Human world food is just too delicious.

>> No.17889655

>>17889490
I have three mice wives, two of which are also daughters. Though I think that's on the lower end of the spectrum for harem-type mgs. I do think that obscene numbers like 10+ make for good fantasies though.

>> No.17889661

>>17889644
Just makes it confusing when you're in an argument and some wank slips in with his hot opinions without telling you that they're not the other guy, and you think the other guy's just come out with something stupid and you call him out on it, only for him to reply with "Hey that wasn't me"

Not calling for an end to anonymity here, just a start to common courtesy.

>> No.17889666

>>17889661
You'd be better off not partaking in stupid arguments. Not him, by the way.

>> No.17889671

>>17889643
That's racist.

>> No.17889680

>>17889666
But sometimes people are wrong and you gotta tell 'em.

>> No.17889686

which monster girl has the most squeezable cheeks?

>> No.17889687
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17889687

>>17865226

>> No.17889693

>>17889687
Fairy Dragon is cute.
I'd trust her to do my taxes.

>> No.17889698

>>17889693
>"I may be crazy enough to take on the demon lord, but the IRS? no thank you!"

>> No.17889699

>>17889686
Tanuki.

>> No.17889700
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>>17889686
Snow mons

>> No.17889703

>>17889687
I'd give her a big gold bar to put in her hoard and I'd give those little fairies a bunch of flowers. They deserve it.

>> No.17889704
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17889704

>>17889686

Yeti.

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17889715

>>17889700
Read that as snow moms and instantly got a boner for Ice Milf.

>> No.17889737

>>17889715
Ice Queens are more like Christmas Cakes than moms though.

>> No.17889761

>>17889737
Tell that to her daughter.

>> No.17889766 [SPOILER] 
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17889766

How's your writing going, /mgt/?

>> No.17889767

>>17889761
Their daughters would also be Ice Queens.

>> No.17889770

>>17889766
Ganbatte.

>> No.17889771
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>>17889766
>>17889766
>How's your writing going, /mgt/?

>> No.17889775
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17889775

Not enough addiction fetishes

>> No.17889781

>>17889766
>posted something for Halloween
>actually have an idea for another story already
Compared to how much I normally write and post, pretty good.
Unless you mean that National Novel Writing Month thing, in which case I'm not doing it this year. I did re-read last years attempt out of curiosity and actually liked some elements of it, but I don't really have time for that kind of project anymore.

>> No.17889786

>>17889766
A little bit slow, but I'm progressing

>> No.17889794

>>17889767
Wouldn't that make them ice princesses then?

>> No.17889796
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17889796

I hear talk around fluffy tails,
but what about fluffy ears?

>> No.17889805

>>17889775
Ans thank goodness for that. The only addiction a man and his monstergirl need is to eachothers bodies.
Ot maybe her breast milk.

>> No.17889826

>>17889766
I might write another paragraph today.

>> No.17889832

>>17889770
thanks anon.

>>17889771
keep up the good work.

>>17889781
National Novel Writing Month? How have I never heard of this?

>>17889786
You can do it, anon!

>> No.17889835

>>17889796
I will inseminate Tamamo, so god help me.

>> No.17889836

>>17889832
Don't know how you've never heard of it; it's been a thing for better than ten years now.

>> No.17889841

>>17889836
WELL, looks like I need to stop zoning out to achieve total disassociation from society like some kind of escapist shut in and look around at things for awhile.

>> No.17889860

>>17889766
I have ideas, but I doubt anybody wants to read them so I don't write anymore. Have better things to occupy my time, I guess.

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>>17889686
Flayers.

>> No.17889909

>>17889860
Aww, don't be like that, buddy. I'm sure some people would love your ideas.

>> No.17889915
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17889915

When will KC draw more examples of other members within a monstergirl species?

>> No.17889929

>>17889915
We can only hope world guide 3 has some otherwise I doubt we'll get them from anything other than book covers

>> No.17889932

>>17889766
I'm re-writing an older story I did, and reading through the old pastebin reminded me of how far I've come along, even if I still have a long way to go.

I've also begun editing an elf doujin that recently got a translated script.Hopefully, I won't be forced into a job soon, I've got a lot on my plate.

BUT ENOUGH BLOGGING, HAVE AT YOU!

If a dhampir is born, but her father and mother die shortly after, does she go looking for a different vampire to "slay"?

>> No.17889939
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>>17889929
I sorta wish folks weren't so afraid of imagining how off-profile art MGE girls would look without the fear of them being called OC donutsteels. There's also a strong amount of irony to that since no one takes issue with the Steelims.

>> No.17889947

>>17889939
If only I had the money to commission stuff. I'd request too, but doing it so without any images seems kinda hard.

>> No.17889956

>>17889796
>Fluffy ears
MOLEST THEM!
>tamamo with that face
This only makes me more aroused!

>> No.17889964

>>17889939
I don't know, the thread constantly bitches about the steelims and how they aren't canon despite KC saying to make your own because they're all canon as long as they don't stray from what MGE is and stands for.
Which none do, excluding the meme ones like CRUSHER, Kawaiipenis, and anything by Grig.

>> No.17889976

I want a big, strongfat ogre to enjoy the winters with.

I wouldn't even mind being the main source of income.

>> No.17889980

>>17889939
>since no one takes issue with the Steelims
Mention anyone that isn't Mari or Ilassa and best you can hope for is just apathy.

>> No.17889981

>>17889932
If her mother treats her father well she'd leave her alone. Dhampirs go on a mission when she hears rumors that a Vampire is abusing her bloodbag.

>> No.17889985

>>17889964
Thread doesn't seem to mind too much about some OC waifus so they would be fine.

>> No.17889988

Shota anons need to be careful around strange women.

>> No.17889992

>>17889976
>strongfat
I've only recently discovered how that bodytype would look on a monstergirl:
https://exhentai.org/s/c7087c72c8/1130536-20

>> No.17889997
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>>17889988
And I forgot my pic

>> No.17889999

>>17889992
That is pretty accurate

>> No.17890011

>>17889997
I'd drink a shota potion if it meant getting it on with her. All I'd need to do is blend in with the other kids and pretend to be more innocent than normal. After I came things might be weird though.

>> No.17890015

>>17889997
Who's the artist?

>> No.17890020

>>17889988
There's nothing more terrifying than getting lost in MGC as a shota.

He might end up in an auction house with rich CCs all trying to claim him.

>> No.17890024

>>17890011
>Wait a sec...is anyone here an actual shota?

>> No.17890026

>>17890011
>Shota mimic
The predator of CCs. I'm sure news would go around about you pretending to be a shota and breaking them.

>> No.17890029

>>17890026
>Shota mimic is to CCs what CCs are to shotas

>> No.17890033

>>17890026
>and breaking them
Shit taste

>> No.17890035

>>17890024
>CCs tries to attack some kids, but none of them run away
>They all have boners and are pretending to be innocent, asking if onee-chan wants to play
>[Sweating Cake intensifies]

>> No.17890043

>>17890026
Well, not breaking them, but just having some loving and sweet sex. They would be surprised for sure though since shotas are supposed to be spooked about sex.

>> No.17890050

>>17890035
>gangbang shit

>> No.17890056
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>Goblin/Oni hybrid
>Goblin-level fertility, craftiness, and tribe mentality
>Oni-level promiscuity, drunkenness, and strength

Could you survive?

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17890058

Any Alps in this thread want to give me your Steam ID and I'll add you!

Let's do this!

>> No.17890059

>>17890056
How tall is she?

>> No.17890063

>>17890050
The poor girl would never assault kids again.

>> No.17890065 [DELETED] 

>>17890058
Nice falseflag

>> No.17890066

>>17889997
Could you consider Console-tans to be Automatons?

>> No.17890073 [DELETED] 

>>17890058
Fuck off.

>> No.17890074

>>17890059

Four-foot-nothin' but they always work in groups of at least three.

>> No.17890076

>>17890066
Hardly. Mecha Musume can't be considered Automatons either.

>> No.17890080

>>17890066
If that were the case, then I’m driving a harem down the street every day. I love them all. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xWhgFvPyQs

>> No.17890090

>>17890074
So she is tiny but she is stronk? I would love to get ambushed by 3 of them as they effortlessly hold me down and taunt me.

>> No.17890116

>>17890090
>So she is tiny but she is stronk?

The tiniest, the stronkest

The most volatile goblin traits mixed with the most volative oni traits

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>>17889796
The ears are just as important.

>> No.17890155

>>17890116
If I put up a good fight will they treat me with a bit of "respect"? Like they would a trophy?

>> No.17890182

Did the DL ever attempt to open some sort of diplomacy or negotiation with the order?

>> No.17890204

>>17890153

They use no words but say many things.

>> No.17890207

You guys
I'm one the fence about button noses
What do you think?

>> No.17890218

>>17890207

Like what you want, but probably don't post them here. This is how I am with most things, button noses included.

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>>17890207
fine line to tread
especially if it's boring or shitty art

>> No.17890228

>>17890207
Find the answer in your heart, allowing other people to decide your fetishes is never a good thing.
They may not be welcome here but if they're your thing they're your thing. As >>17890218 says there's some fetishes I have I wouldn't dream of posting here.

>> No.17890233

>>17890207
I kinda like ‘em if they’re done well. Post an imgur of what you’re talking about.

>> No.17890239

>>17890207
They will never not look like a tacked on design detail on top of leading the way to furshit.

>> No.17890240

>>17890182
Why would she? Their primary goal is her destruction.

>> No.17890257

>>17890233
The one from mm

>> No.17890266

>>17890240
I thought her endgame was monsters and humans living and fugging together. That’s why she’s working on making monsters able to birth human sons in addition to monster daughters.

>> No.17890269

>>17890207
I'm fine with them

>> No.17890279

>>17890257
I wouldn’t post it. People here get a little spergy when it’s posted. I still like who you’re referring to.

>> No.17890284

>>17890266
Yes, but why would the Order just let her do that? They exist to bring her down.

>> No.17890288

>>17890284
Sorry. I thought you were saying the DL’s goal was destruction.

>> No.17890289

>>17889909
Let's just agree to disagree.

>> No.17890293

I want a chubby, bottom heavy familiar to greet me whenever I get home.

They'd be comfy little girls.

>> No.17890294

>>17890240
>Their primary goal is her destruction.
They're misled. That's the primary goal of the current Chief God, while those that follow her are fed a different version of the story. Those that follow her don't even know of multiple Chief Gods and a great many things we know about the setting. If anything, you can consider the DL as pitying them and not wishing them harm if avoidable, even though they're still against her.

>> No.17890300

>>17890240
Maybe but isn't a peacfuk resolution preferable?

>> No.17890303
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>>17889366
Who wouldn't want to give this attention though?

>> No.17890312

Concept: Being petted by your villain wife like a supervillain's cat.

>> No.17890317

>>17889737
More like ice cream cake.

>> No.17890320

>>17889766
Why are there so many replies to posts like this, yet so few stories?

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>>17889988
>Shota anons need to be careful around strange women

Unfortunately there's no true safe haven from lustful older women. For many shotas, getting raped is inevitable.

>> No.17890326

>>17890324
Kloah is always a sight for sore eyes

>> No.17890339

>>17890320
Make good words is hard.

>> No.17890345

>>17890326
he is one of the few artists I find that can make boobs that big but still look sexy

>> No.17890348

>>17889766
on the back burner for the sake of my grades. I have scripts to write

>> No.17890352

>>17889766
>tfw finally going through with the draft of that loyalty-centered story I got inspiration from "Open" for

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>>17890345
I hate how he was capable of drawing his girls with big butts in the past, but now he just draws them with sticc lower-halves.

>> No.17890369

>>17890345
I don't know why but he's able to make them look at least somewhat natural.
>>17890363
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17890375

>>17890312
What if I'm the villain and she's the cat?

>> No.17890383

>>17890375
It can work both ways, as long as it involves speaking to world leaders and stuff.

>> No.17890385

>>17890312
It’d be a little embarrassing but I could grow to like it. Do I get to hop on her lap and hiss at the protagonist?

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>>17890207
I don't really mind them, to be completely honest, but I'm also not a fan of them. I guess my major beef with them comes from the fact that from a biology standpoint; You're essentially replacing the upper and lower lateral cartilaginous tissue of the human nose for something more akin to an animal's nostrils without the snout. I guess in a sense, especially with the way Crab tends to handle them it's basically a way to kind of cheat the system when it comes to Furries. Outside of the full body hair and nose, neither Polt or Ruz have anything that screams that they're a fur-fag, though they're still very much more animal than person. I mean, for fuck's sake, it's even noted that the Kobold species can pack multiple pairs of breasts.

Honestly, just enjoy what you want and don't let the more vocal, chest-slapping people who get off causing conflict get you down. We're all here to enjoy monster girls and sling banter at each other. Just don't go full furfaggot and start preaching the gospel about how full purge with fire tier furries like Cait and Cu Sith are the greatest shit since hot pastrami on rye.

TL;DR: They're neither great nor terrible, just boring, I guess.

t. TBW

>> No.17890389

>>17890207
>eskimo kisses

>> No.17890392

>>17890385
Yes, and when no one is looking she pampers the FUCK out of you. Hope you like cutesy pet names.

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17890394

Apparently that lizardgirl calls people with small animals names.

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>>17890394
She's a Dragon. She calls the MC of F/E Pig or Squirrel depending on their gender.

>> No.17890410

>>17890392
I’m in for all of this, depending upon what species she is.

>> No.17890412

>>17890363
He still can.

MGE aside, I'm not sure if I'd rather live in Regura's world or Kloah's

>> No.17890414

Help! My 9-tailed inari waifu is lactating and wants to give me one single oppai related sexing! But I can't choose!

>> No.17890421

>>17890406
That's kinda cute.
I still want to spank her cute little butt and her striped panties.

>> No.17890422

>>17890406
She reminds me of a Jabberwocky

>> No.17890429

>>17890422
Liz and Wock picture when?

>>17890421
Grade A spanking material.

>> No.17890430

>>17890410
I'm thinking an evil looking Pharaoh who actually like cute things, including you.

Whoever stumbles upon this secret gets thrown into the Lamia pit.

>> No.17890436

>>17890429
Damn, right.

>>17890430
>I'm thinking an evil looking Pharaoh who actually like cute things, including you.
I'd read that.

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>>17890429
>Liz and Wock picture when?

>> No.17890441

>>17890394
>>17890406
>Dragon
>Not a D cup
>>17890410
She's your favorite species.
>>17890412
With Kloah's world you're an eternal shota.

>> No.17890443

>>17890438
That doesn't look right.

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>>17890412
Regura's or Toumasu's for me.

>> No.17890445

>>17890443
>Liz with big boobs

yep

>> No.17890451

>>17890441
I like her being small, cute and cuddly.

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>>17890445

>> No.17890456

>>17890445
No, I mean the expression and some of her details.

>> No.17890459

>>17890454
>haughty vampire dragon
Oh yeah.

>> No.17890466

>>17890459
Watch out anon, her sucking ability is extra good.

>> No.17890479

>>17890438
Cute idol dragon.

>>17890454
Cute sadistic blood sucker!
Mate no presses!

>> No.17890480

>>17890466
She can suck me all she wants.

>> No.17890482

Cute monstergirls doing cute things with each other.
No boys involved whatsoever outside of false bravado boasting about escapades they haven't actually had.

>> No.17890490

>>17890482
I wonder what kind of friends Dragon Zombies are to other monstergirls.

>> No.17890512

>>17890482
I'd love to see some dragon bantz, especially if it was about how some people judge them for their color or how big and how they obtained their hoard.

>> No.17890519
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>>17890512
>You're WAY too old for him!
>Says you!

>> No.17890522

>>17890519
>double nursing handjob

>> No.17890523

>>17890519
Ouch, ouch, ouch...

>> No.17890526

>>17890519
>20 year old dragon waifu talking to a 200 year old virgin one
I'd pay to see her face.

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>2016+1
>not owning slaves

>> No.17890538

>>17890519
I love the utter tearful desperation. They NEED this. Both of them individually. They've been without a man for so long and now the chance finally, finally comes in a way they accept and some bitch tries to take it from them.
I have no idea how such a situation would end.
Yes I do, they both marry him and are extra competitive and he lives a wild but fun life filled with competitive sex. Lucky guy.

>> No.17890539

>>17890535
She's my kiki adopteru, not my slave.

>> No.17890544
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>>17890522
I want this with a Mino and her cousin Holst.
Switching from the sweet thick creamy milk of the Holst and her soft, gentle strokings and the full, lean milk of the Mino and her vigorous pumping.
Best wives right there.

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>>17890482
Just ignore the 2 anons in the back

>> No.17890554
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Ignore the monsterboy, focus on the getup.

What's your opinion on dressing as an incubus? If you gain your (and your waifu's) ideal body, would you wear a similar aesthetic? You know, skin tight and revealing clothes, heart decorations, the works.

I never really thought about it before, but hot damn, I want it. I'd go all out, add a little heart tattoo on the belly even. Perfection is being able to seduce and strip tease a succubus.

>> No.17890564

>>17890544
I feel like this would be a great couple who both work but switch days.
So Mino works a day at the gym as a trainer (for females only, only hubby gets to see her sweat up close and personal) while Holst tenderly cares for and pampers the husband at home.
Then Holst works a day at the farm (as a ranchhand, only hubby is allowed to milk her tenderly) while Mino has a rambunctious day with the husband having a good time.

>> No.17890566

>>17890554
No, I'd still dress normally, I guess I'd fill out a suit better. People with "Ideal bodies" tend to look good no matter what they're wearing. Heart decorations seem kind of faggy unless you're a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>> No.17890568

>>17890554
I'd wear normal clothes and keep my body pure.

>> No.17890569

>>17890554
>Ignore the monsterboy
I can't
in fact the pic has made me so angry, im going to have to play fallout for a couple hours to calm down, goodbye.

>> No.17890577

>>17890554
you need an alp intervention

>> No.17890579

>>17890554
I always liked the idea, yeah. Noble robes as a vampire's incubus, an eerie Lovecraft suit as a Shoggoth's master, matching top hat and colorful suit as a Hatter's butler incubus, watermystic aesthetic as a Kraken's incubus husband.

>> No.17890582

>>17890519
I want a chubby, old ryu and a similarl dragon to do that over me

>> No.17890584

>>17890550
Lady Wight and Miss Lich in public!
What's she up to I wonder?

>> No.17890586

>>17890544
What a sweet Mino. I want to hug her.

>> No.17890587

>>17890554
Huh, you know I've never thought of it either. I guess it would depend on how much I enjoyed the culture? I could see myself wearing something like that, but I could also do more conservative.

>> No.17890589

>>17890482
>wights having tea with mad hatters
>mucus toads and akaname arguing which is better at licking someone
>Jinn of the Jars and Mimic discussing how they can be better at catching potential husbands off guard
>Doromes and Tritonias just kind of chilling out not really doing anything

>> No.17890593

>>17890554
>ignore the monsterboy
No, faggot.

>> No.17890595 [DELETED] 

>>17890554
fuck off faggot

>> No.17890598
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>>17890586
Absolutely.

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17890602

Had a stab at an OL Ryu, any thoughts?

>> No.17890604

>>17890554
No, I'll leave the girl clothes and tattoos to girls thank you.

>> No.17890606

>>17890589
Salamander and a Hinezumi climbing a snowy mountain

>> No.17890610

>>17890598
The pink hair makes her look even cuter.

>> No.17890612

>>17890554
Not my thing, but being able to make a succubus drool would be pretty fun.

>> No.17890623
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>>17890589
>Ah! Thank you friend! They look so beautiful! I am almost as pretty as you now!
>No, no! You are prettier than me!
>We are... both pretty!
>Yes!
And then they hug and dance a happy dance.

>> No.17890629

>>17890623
Tritonias, not Titanias, though that's still very cute.

>> No.17890630

>>17890589
>jinkos and wolfus debating who's better at sneaking up and pouncing husbandos

>> No.17890631

>>17890535
Well, I do technically 'own' my waifu and daughteru and there are times I definitely refer to them as my slaves, but at the same time they own me and they call me their slave too so it kind of evens out.

>>17890554
My waifu is a Kobold and she wouldn't ever wear the distinctive Kobold furs in the MGE profile, so I don't think there's anything specific like that in her ideal look for me. That being said though we both really enjoy latex so we would wear a lot of that, so I guess it counts a little bit.

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>>17890610
It sounds like you really want to touch the cow.

>> No.17890634

>>17890604
Who said anything about girl clothes? Nobody said you had to dress exactly like that, I was just curious if you'd change your style. But hey, you're also welcome to be boring and wear jeans and a teeshirt around your literal lust demon wife.

>> No.17890635
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>>17890554
>all these retards replying

>> No.17890638 [DELETED] 

>>17890554
>posts monsterboys
>says to "just ignore it" in the same fucking post
You've reached a new high of shamelessness. Congratulations faggot, kill yourself.

>> No.17890639

>>17890629

Heck, make it the 3 of them

>> No.17890640

>>17890554
And you couldn't do the question without the pic beacause?

>> No.17890646

>>17890554
>monsterboy
>Is perfect alping material
You're gay if you dont want to fuck that

>> No.17890647

>>17890554
Maybe not quite that revealing, but something similar perhaps.

>> No.17890648

>>17890633
I need to do it now.

>> No.17890649 [DELETED] 

>>17890638
He's probably the same faggot that also requested it on /d/, and his ""question"" seems evidential of that.
Didn't help that Maritan herself endorsed the image.

>> No.17890655

>>17890646
Nigga that's a genderbent Lilim.

>> No.17890657 [DELETED] 

>>17890554
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.17890665 [DELETED] 

>>17890640
Because he's a shitposting retard that just can't help but to try to push his faggotry here, instead of taking it to TFT or the circlejerk.

>> No.17890667

>>17890554
I think ye olde Demonfag with the baroness was into that kind of stuff. Maybe not quite so metro and more BDSMsih though. Though Demons are stated in the profile to wear what their husband will like the most, so if you're just into comfy girl next door clothes the most you'll find her wearing ribbed sweaters and jeans that show off her big booty. Up to you though its your life.

>> No.17890669

>>17890554
>Anons creating narratives and throwing names around.
In seriousness, I don't care. Probably not in public, but maybe in the bedroom.

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>>17890602
You did good, pig.

>> No.17890676
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>>17890648
You think you could survive your face being crushed between those milk mountains as she rides you to completion? Her beefy arms will will squishing you in too so you finish all the way up in her womb. Take responsibility for her death-vice grip and murderous tits, anon!

>> No.17890679 [DELETED] 

>>17890667
>talking about "metro" and bdsm shit
>replying to a monsterboy posting faggot with anything except telling him to go kill himself

>> No.17890680

>>17890676
You don't need to spam the thread with images of her.

>> No.17890681

>>17890667
>to wear what their husband will like the most
I've always enjoyed the idea of a little give and take. As long as both sides are happy with the end result, I wouldn't have issue with fulfilling some of my waifus dreams, or anyone choosing to better please theirs.

>> No.17890682

>>17890667
>so metro

>> No.17890685

>>17890676
I love everything about her design except for the massive tits. I don't mind big, but I want them to be in proportion with her body.

>> No.17890689

>>17890589
>Kraken and Dark Mage plotting to kidnap shotas
>An Alraune growing crops while a Weresheep is knitting a sweater made with her wool

>> No.17890690

>>17890320
Writing itself is easy. Writing well in itself is the challenging part. You either write long enough to become good at it (Like Silent_II and Losenis if you exclude the memes) or persistent enough that you're presentable at least ala Iron Beast.

Or, conversely. You're a massive fucking faggot like Bollocks who only ever did it for attention and still whinges about this place in the circle jerk.

>> No.17890693 [DELETED] 

>>17890566
>>17890568
>>17890579
>>17890587
>>17890604
>>17890612
>>17890631
>>17890646
>>17890647
>>17890669
>>17890681
You all belong on /d/umblr and not here. Fuck off and die cancer.

>> No.17890696

>>17890554
It's a shame this got shitposted to hell. The question itself is at least original and interesting. There's post after post about culture and stuff from the MG perspective, but very little on how we'd all actually live our waifus and what life would look like.

>> No.17890700

>>17890689

>Medusa and Basilisk having a staring contest
>Kejourou giving haircuts to various MGs or discussing each other style of hair

>> No.17890703

>>17890602
I like it, looks good man.
>>17890675
And this looks cute.
>>17890696
To be fair posting an image like that is basically asking for shitposting, if he was actually being serious he wouldn't have used a picture like that.

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>>17890696
>fag posts shitposty image with a shitposty question
>fellow fag wonders why anons were so against it
Gee whillikers anon, I wonder why.

>> No.17890705

>>17890696
I'm sure they're all eager to get back to discussing how many waifus they want, and how great X is. Some days you can get away with a question like this, but the weekend wasn't a good choice.

>> No.17890707 [DELETED] 

>>17890696
Yeah it sure is a shame a post talking about dressing up as a flaming faggot and literally posting monsterboys is getting shitposted.

It's clearly exactly the kind of quality discussion a monstergirl thread needs, and all the people responding to it positively are clearly quality contributors and not parasites from tumblr.

>> No.17890718

>>17890696
He shouldn't have posted a monsterboy thats what ruined it. Other than that my waifu is a moonlight Titania. So i imagine id be getting some pretty nice robes colored with blue, green, and purple. The gayest thing about the clothing being it attracts butterflies like a very good character from Fable.

>> No.17890727

I'd like to get a matching back tattoo for my monster girl yakuza wife!

>> No.17890741

>>17890655
If you genderswapped/alped someone more than once do you end up with a new being?
>change gf into a man then into a gril again

>> No.17890747

>>17890727
Husbands don't get tattoos, that's for the women. Husbands' skins must remain untouched and pure.

>> No.17890749

>>17890727
>Black haired Kitsune Yakuza waifu wants to get back tebori tattoos with Anon after he meets the Grand Mofus
>Hours later, MANY hours later, they're both walking out of the workshop from the Oomukade who applied it to them begrudgingly
>She received a tiger, partly because she wanted something to represent her inner strength, but also because Anon told the centipede that his partner 'fucks like a tiger'
>She refuses to tell Anon what his is, much to his ire
>Turns out It's an Ox, because while she won't admit it sober, his thick and monstrous cock is the only one she wants

>> No.17890752

>>17890747
So does that mean that monster girls wouldn't be attracted to men with scars or blemishes on their skin?

>> No.17890754 [DELETED] 

>posts complaining about the shitpost get deleted while the actual shitpost is left untouched
>again

>> No.17890755

>>17890482
>Holstaur and WereSheep asleep in the fields
>A Ryu and Kitsune reminiscing about the past together

>> No.17890759

>>17890752
Yes they would, but Yakuza is a traditional organisation.

>> No.17890763

>>17890747
>Having a monster girl waifu at all
Look at this slut who sullies his body. A true intellectual abstains from the evil temptations of the body. I hope I don’t have to explain this is sarcasm.

>> No.17890765

>>17890718
You wouldn't need to wear those things unless she somehow mad eit for you with the help of her fairy friends. If it was like that I'd have to wear a lot of black and I'd probably die during summer.

>> No.17890767

>>17890754
This happens a lot, anon. It's best to just stop caring.

>> No.17890771

>>17890754
It's pretty obvious to me it wasn't intentional, just poor judgement. You don't waste effort trying to ask an interesting question if you're just looking to stir up the thread. Stop creating a narrative.

>> No.17890774

>>17890754
Hmm.
I wonder just WHAT is was that was shitposting...
The harmless scenario? Or the cancerous assholes?

>> No.17890778

>>17890752

I wonder if that goes for surgical scars.

>> No.17890784 [DELETED] 

>>17890774
go back to tumblr faggot

>> No.17890791
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17890791

>Everyone Else:
Would you wear clothes like your waifu?
>Me, an intellectual:
Would you become the clothes your waifu wears?

>> No.17890795 [DELETED] 

>temp blocked again
>monsterboy still up

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
>>>/qa/

Everyone go report this janitor for not doing his job and abusing his powers to destroy the community.

He doesn't delete outright western furry images on /jp/ and bans everyone who complains.
He doesn't delete traps and monsterboys and bans everyone who complains.
He's trying to turn this thread into his own personal shitfest by scaring people to speak out against cancer and purposefully leaving said cancer up every single time.

>> No.17890800

>>17890795
Looks more like you're just being a whiny cunt that someone is stopping you from running the thread like it's your own echo chamber.

>> No.17890802

>>17890795
>trying this hard
Good riddance.

>> No.17890804

>>17890791
I want to become a Wendigo's coat and bury her in my musk.

>> No.17890812

>>17890554
>Ignore the monterboy because I have a really important and interesting question that I need to post this monsterboy to demonstrate
>If you had a hot body, would you dress like a faggot?
Get outa here.

>> No.17890816

>>17890752
Yes, clean up that acne.

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>>17890791

>> No.17890824 [DELETED] 

>>17890800
>>17890802
>defending monsterboyfags shitting up the thread

>> No.17890825

>>17890812
This

>> No.17890827

>>17890816
No.

>> No.17890831

>>17890824
>Not being on my side and rallying up against the janitor who went against me is supporting monsterboys!
You are severely detached from reality.

>> No.17890838
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17890838

I want to become a Kejourou's dakimakura

>> No.17890842

>>17890831
At some point, you're not helping. Let the janitor do his job. Don't reply to the bait.

>> No.17890843

>>17890838
>wearing your waifu's hair
Fuck off with this gay shit.

>> No.17890845

>>17890765
Yeah I imagine she somehow made them. Like her little fairies guided her hand and needle as she threaded them together. And for that id probably wear them a lot. I enjoy the idea of farie knights having somethings that perpetually embarrasses them. Mine would be the butterflies and flowers on my armor the little faries keep putting theren

>> No.17890850

>>17890842
Very well. It's the janitor's job to deal with manchildren like him anyway.

>> No.17890852
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>>17890791
>Cuddle the Wendi
>Pull the Wendi close
>Wrap the coat around the Wendi
>Headpat the Wendi

>> No.17890858

>>17890845
How often would a Fairy knight need to help save the kingdom? How many of those times would it actually be a threatening emergency?

>> No.17890862

>>17890845
I'd wear a nice scarf if my waifu made one for me. I'd be sure to learn some techniques from a spider so I could repay her too.
But yeah, the children would love you and your purity with all of those butterflies and flowers around.

>> No.17890873 [DELETED] 

>>17890795
The feedback section hasn't been updated in 2 years unfortunately, and /qa/ is comprised of fags bitching about /pol/ along with numerous 2hu threads.

>> No.17890881

>>17890852
>forgetting Pamper the Wendi with meat

>> No.17890900
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>>17890881
Remember the last time someone forgot the meat?

>> No.17890904

>>17890858

not very often.

at least you get a spiffy outfit to wear while you're on duty

>> No.17890907 [DELETED] 

>>17890554
>Anon posts something meant clearly to shit up the thread
>All the posts telling him to fuck off are deleted yet the anon starting it doesn't even get the picture deleted
Why? I think anyone would agree doing the same with furry, pony, or tumblr art wouldn't have an excuse of "just ignore the pic I'm posting that I know you'll hate". It would be nice if they deleted all the shitposts instead of just reactions to it.

>> No.17890910

>>17890900
They couldn't have any pudding?

>> No.17890921 [DELETED] 

>>17890907
See
>>17890771

>> No.17890925

>>17890858
I imagine very rarely. What with the while "entry needs to be granted" thing. And most malicious intent is lost when you actually enter. I like to think most fairy knights are bored in the realm helping fairies trapped under heavy objects and keeping the local fairy variants of monsters happy.
>>17890862
Make her some leg warmers anon.

>> No.17890929 [DELETED] 

>>17890907
I can only recall one recent instance of an off-topic shitpost getting deleted, and it was that Xeno shit from a few threads back. The fucker that posted it "wow guys it was just a question, do you hate monstergirls or something?"
Shame that another Xeno image he posted wasn't deleted along with that though.
>>17890921
>He dindu nuffin

>> No.17890931 [DELETED] 

>>17890907
>>17890921
It's happened so many times recently that it's beyond any doubt 100% intentional. To what end goal, that's not known.

>> No.17890939 [DELETED] 

>>17890921
>Anons a good boy he dindu nuffin just wanted to ask an (((interesting))) question

>> No.17890944 [DELETED] 

>>17890921
When has "He didn't mean to" ever work as an excuse? Accidental shitposting is still shitposting. Besides the original poster knew thw image would cause a stir. He admitted to doing so.

>> No.17890950
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Relevant?

>> No.17890951

>>17890925
>keeping the local fairy variants of monsters happy
What species would make the cutest smol fairy version?

>> No.17890953 [DELETED] 

>>17890944
Other excuses they rely heavily on are "it was just a joke" and "I was just asking a question", etc., etc.

>> No.17890957 [DELETED] 

>>17890921
More or less. I think people are just bored now.

>> No.17890962

>>17890925
>Leg warmers
Eh, I don't know. I feel like I'd need to give her a little bit of everything. A big blanket, some tail and wings warmers, a cute looking cap, a sweater, some socks and gloves. I wouldn't be able to make all of them so I'd probably end up buying some, but I just wouldn't be able to give her just one thing.
Would still make her a nice scrunchie to tie her hair with and maybe a tail bow just because.

>> No.17890968 [DELETED] 

>>17890944
Anon was clearly in the wrong but I can not blame him for attempting to break the stagnation of the average thread discussion. Surely there must be something both new and agreeable to discuss.

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>>17890852
>>17890900
Wendigo and Atlach-Nacha are the top tier Chaos girls. My word is indisputable Chaosfucker law.

>> No.17890990

>17890985
Nachos
Hah, no.

>> No.17890994 [DELETED] 

>>17890968
Exactly. This could have been an interesting conversation, but several autists chose to whine about the picture. I don't like monsterboys either, but I wouldn't have known what the hell he was on about without the picture. Can you imagine if he just asked "would you dress like a succubus but in clothes for men?".

The funniest thing about this is posts like >>17890931 that make it out like this is tumblrs newest plot to "destroy the community".

>> No.17891002

>>17890904
Swiggity swooty, you're always on duty.

>> No.17891003
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>>17890951
For me its fairy dragons. >>17890962
You're a good guy anon. Im sure she will appreciate the effort and the thought.
I bet monster girls are super sentimental.

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>>17890990
Nachos are love. Nachos are life.

OwO

>> No.17891016 [DELETED] 

I want San Francisco to leave.

>> No.17891021

>>17891011
>OwO
Blade?

>> No.17891024

>>17891003
I'd hope so. She wouldn't need to use them, but just accepting would be enough for me.
If she adds things I do for her in her hoard I'd have a heart attack.

>>17891011
>Plagued melon's nacho with the OwO face
I don't really regret it.

>> No.17891026

>>17891021
All three of the comms I have from Melon have the spider eyes making some variant of the OwO expression. Look at her hair.

>> No.17891034
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>"Anon, as the only child of the royal family, adopted may you be, the duty of ensuring a strong line of heirs falls on you. Therefore, from now on I shall have you accompany me on all royal business so that we may... procreate whenever necessary. I've also hand picked the most beautiful women of the royal to be your personal concubines. They are very honored and very eager to begin their new duties. I've also instructed the chefs to add virility enhancing ingredients to your food so you don't have to worry about 'running out,' so to speak. I expect great things from you, my precious son. MANY great things."

>> No.17891039

>>17891026
That's true, but OwO will always make me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DGqKYubsE

>> No.17891041

>>17891034
what

>> No.17891047
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>>17891034
>I've also hand picked the most beautiful women of the royal to be your personal concubines.
A smart adoptive Momster wouldn't be keen on having her son fuck other women, as that's a sure way to have her butt heads with a Bicorn.

>> No.17891048

>>17891034
>"fuck you mom i'ma go marry the cute blacksmith lizard women and go on lots of adventures"

>> No.17891053

>>17891034
I hope queen mother doesn't find out about my fetishes because she's gonna be a 'wide elf' instead of a high elf

>> No.17891057

>>17891003
>I bet monster girls are super sentimental.

That's a nice thought. They would never let your efforts go unappreciated

>> No.17891059

>>17891034
What if the Crown Prince is a massive masochist who wants his reproductive potential to be permanently destroyed by a petite elf in high heels?

>> No.17891061

>>17891048
>elf queen monster has that 'where did I go wrong' expression on her face
How cruel, Anon. All she wanted was a strong elven bloodline.

>> No.17891066

>>17891059
How about you lead by example and crush your own family jewels for having such awful tastes.

>> No.17891069

>>17891059
Then he is getting taken to the dungeon and forced to rape other elves until he changes his horrible ways

>> No.17891084

>>17891066
I have long since left such petty masochism behind. I can only get off to Unreformed Pagan Elective Gravelkind succession.

>>17891069
>forced to rape
How exactly do you force someone into raping an elf.

>> No.17891085

>>17891069
Isn't it easier to make the elves rape him to get pregnant

>> No.17891088

>>17891085
Elves only ovulate during rape anyway.

>> No.17891103

>>17891088
Bad meme

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>>17890900
>Maid Cafes have to prepare during the winter months
>Signs on their doors that say "Positively NO Wendigos"
>Cafes that aren't prepared for Wendigo customers run out of meat in an hour

>> No.17891117
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17891117

>Putting GYARU.EXE on your Automaton

>> No.17891118
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Please be courteous when petting the Harpies!

>> No.17891119

I want to tie up a Hellhound and use her abs to melt my hot fudge!

>> No.17891128

>>17891117
The body is lovely, but everything else is horrid.

>> No.17891134

>>17891117
Aigis and MGE Automatons are on almost different tiers of robot girls.

>> No.17891142

>>17891034
I dfind the idea of concubines to be really hot. You can just use them like onaholes.

>> No.17891147

>>17891084
>How exactly do you force someone into raping an elf.
Pistol against the head. Holding his family hostage. Threatening to call the tax office.

>> No.17891150

>>17891117
I'd have a hard time deciding between that and the maternity program for my strongfat combat automaton. Can I run both?

>> No.17891161

>>17891147
>"Go and kill me, it's only going to make me harder!"

>> No.17891166

>>17890554
Replying because you posted something we never talk about. So here's your (You).

>> No.17891168

>>17891103
Not a meme if it's true.

>> No.17891169

>>17891150
Too many conflicts between the two, go maternity and get her some extra large nutrient generators abefore getting her construction unit going.


>>17891034
Am allowed to do what I want with the concubines regarding their physiques?
How will daughters be handled?

>> No.17891172

>>17890910
Memes age like fine wine

>> No.17891182

>>17890519

A monster is never too old for a human male. They are made for each other.

>> No.17891183

>>17891053
She's already pretty wide, dude

>> No.17891193

>>17891118
I still can't figure out if this is legit or a joke

>> No.17891201

>>17891183
The boner wants what the boner wants.
It also wants an extra cup size or two as well, along with milk

>> No.17891203

>>17891193
The site is real alright.

http://ballancebehavior.com/

>> No.17891204

>>17890950

I don't know what that is but yeah, it's really cute.

>> No.17891212

>>17891204
Don't read that.
She's actually from a horror game, with a lot of gore elements, Spooky's House of Jumpscares. If she kills you, you're teleported to a snowy field, and you're treated to wolves eating you alive.

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>> No.17891219

>>17891201
Is this a real game, or you guys just shitposting?

>> No.17891225

>>17891212

Never played it, but I've seen gameplay. Either way, very cute design at least.

>> No.17891226

>>17891219
meant for
>>17891169

>> No.17891229

>Ywn be part of a group of anons traveling through Elf territory.
>Your group starts to get picked off one by one by the elves once they found you intruding.
>You desperately try to keep the remaining men from being taken but there are too many of them and they know the region much better than you.
>Hell you haven't even seen one of them yet, they either trap their prey away from the group or abduct them without any noise.
>Finally you find yourself alone in the quiet woods, the isolation and the fear of being next starts to drive you crazy.
>Hurrying through the woods you look behind you to make sure you aren't being followed.
>Unfortunately you didn't see the tree vines coming from the earth and you trip up.
>Before you can regain yourself you notice someone standing over you.
>A wild elf with hair down to her waist covered in strange body paint and fur clothing.
>Behind her is a group of elves and in tow with them, all the men from your travelling group.
>She gets you on your feet and bounding your hands before they lead your group to back to their village.

>> No.17891230

>>17891225
That's why I posted it.
Game is pretty trash, to be honest.

>> No.17891234

>>17890412
Kloah Wonderland would be the absolute best.

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>>17891109
I wanna hit on the cute hellhound maid at the maid cafe!

>> No.17891239

>>17891234
>Anything Wonderland
No thank you.

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>>17891237
Enjoy

>> No.17891262

>>17891229
Jokes on them, I'm married and so are the rest of the guys.

>> No.17891265

>>17891257
>lactation
Eeeeh, I'll pass.

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>>17891257
>Lactation
Eh, not really my thing.

>> No.17891274

>>17891257

>lactation
Hell fucking yes

>> No.17891278

>>17891257
>lactation
This is a thing that exists.

>> No.17891283

>>17891262
Sorry anon, they are wild elves. Enjoy being taken care of and make sure to flee when the time is right.

>> No.17891290

>>17891257
>lactation
What flavor milk would Hellhounds have? I presume warm.

>> No.17891292

>>17891290
Boiling chocolate milk.

>> No.17891293

>>17891237
I want to be childhood friends with the little hellhound next door and call her my minion Cerberus and order her to attack my enemies

>> No.17891295

>>17891290
>warm flavored milk

>> No.17891296

>>17891229
Why not just set the forest on fire?

>> No.17891299

>>17891290
Warm isn't a flavor, anonymous

>> No.17891304

>>17891290
Milk with a nice cinnamon kick.

>> No.17891317

>>17891262
>getting steamy with her feeling you up
>”Oh, I’ve been looking forward to this for a long...”
>She sniffs the air around you and huffs your chest
>”God dammit not this shit again. Loose this one away, he’s no good either!”

>> No.17891319

>>17891290
>Hellhound tells you to suck her tits they're full of hot chocolate
>Okay.jpg
>It's not even hot chocolate, it's more like steamed milk with a hint of cinnamon and nutmeg that tickles the back of your throat with its heat and zesty kick. Hellhound forcefully holding your face to her teat, not letting you stop until your belly is full of the bounty of her bosom.
>Entire time you're being nursed, your erection is growing harder and more 'enflamed' as it were, similar to how a Lava Golem would act upon your manhood
>You've barely had time to regain your senses when she clambers on top of you, putting the ruby red head of your now-massive and smoking man meat to the folds of her pussy
>"Now, give your milk to me~"

>> No.17891322

>>17891214
I want to touch her ears and tail.

>> No.17891323
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>>17891293
I wanna comfort my tomboy childhood friend hellhound when there's a thunderstorm outside!

>> No.17891327

>>17891317
She can't just touch and sniff me like that before leaving, I'll be all pent up. And it's not like I'm against bigamy either.

>> No.17891328

Lava golem tentacles.
The thought of hot sticky onaholes milking me is amazing

>> No.17891336
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>>17891323
your childhood friend took you for a ruse cruise!

>> No.17891337

>>17891322
That's a known side effect of kitsune exposure.

>> No.17891344

>>17891327
>Cheating on your wife
You deserve to be castrated.

>> No.17891347
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17891347

Kumihos > Kitsunes

>> No.17891351

>>17891347
Kumiho is just kistune + a downgrade.

>> No.17891353

>>17891347
whoa, no way
them bitches will eat your liver

>> No.17891355

>>17891347
I just want a flabby fox to nuzzle and snuggle.

>> No.17891358

>>17891351
Upgrade, you mean.

>>17891353
You get used to it, don't worry. Some even end enjoying it.

>>17891355
They're the best ones at those, or anything really.

>> No.17891359

>>17891347
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953

>> No.17891361

>>17891358
Some people enjoy NTR but that doesn’t make it better.

>> No.17891364

>>17891344
It's fine if I bring her home. Monster girls are completely fine woth harems.

>> No.17891368

>>17891265
>>17891266
>>17891274
>>17891278
>>17891290
Honestly, I just enjoy teasing, handjobs, and overall smugness

Also, heel clicking

>> No.17891369

>>17891358
That they are.
SHe'd probably do one of those tittering, polite laughs behind a hand whenever I nuzzle her middle or tail.

>> No.17891380

>>17891361
Not even close, anon.

>> No.17891388

I want my Shoggoth wife to teach me to be an incredible butler, so we can hire ourselves out together in other anons homes. A few of you may end up with hoards or estates after all.

>> No.17891393

>>17891359
Looks like kitsune propaganda

>> No.17891397

How big a bottom is too big on your loli?

>> No.17891399

>>17891397
Loli is sin. Repent now, or forever face the wrath of God!

>> No.17891401

>>17891397
When she's taller sitting down than standing up.

>> No.17891402

>>17891397
Small, round and spankable!

>> No.17891403

>>17891399
I enjoy all of them!
Flat lolis!
Back breaking, titty monsters!
Muscle beasts!
And full on chubsters!

>> No.17891406

>>17891388
Yeah, I'd try to live in a humble house but I'd need a maid to take care of our hoard and home while we were out adventuring.

>> No.17891420

What are some girls where you’re life becomes them and what are some girls where their life becomes yours? Im afraid I won’t be able to run away with her anymore.

>> No.17891423

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, being part bird, kikis can have brilliant plumage.

Make sure to keep that scarlet colored kiki cheerful during the grey winter months.

>> No.17891428

>>17891420
Uh, alps? What the hell are you asking?

>> No.17891437
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17891437

Timmy needs to stay away from that Hellhound who lives nextdoor and is around his age! She's a bad influence!

>> No.17891441

>>17891423
Undead Kiki with black feathers, scales, hair and hime-cut.
And the Shog who mimics her appearance.

>> No.17891443

>>17891428
For example the two opposite ends of the spectrum would be Nachos and Kiki’s. Nachos, you live your life as a spider half of an eldritch being. Kiki’s move into your house and serve you.

>> No.17891446

>>17891437
Ya know, if it wasn't for their BIG MEATY PAWS, I'd probably like Hellhounds way more, even if they are mainly for subs.

>> No.17891448

>>17891441
Only if she has deathly pale skin and red eyes to go with it or Milky white if you feel truly spoopy.

>> No.17891449

>>17891437
Timmy Alped after one too many bullyings from the Dark Elf and P'Ork.
Jimmy's the one who needs to stay away from the 2nd grader Hellpup and Salamander.

>> No.17891452

>>17891443
First and foremost you need to understand MGs run on rule of cool, and there is nothing to say a Nacho husband can't also have a day job.

>> No.17891467

If you were at the beach and you saw three groups of mgs would you rather go with:

>The huge group of innocent looking mermaids
>The BIG smug sharkgirl trio
>The lonely mermaid with a sad look sitting in some remote rocks

>> No.17891470

>>17891467
Define 'Big'.
Also, why am I on the beach? I hate swimming.

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17891471

>>17891467
>mermaid

>> No.17891479

>>17891437
>You'll never be a kid who attracts the attention of your class' resident delinquent Hellhound who drags you into trouble and is actually adorable and cuddly when you're alone.

>> No.17891480

>>17891479
I'd love to have a big, strongfat hellhound that is a year older, looks like a stereotypical bully and drags me to her home for comfy co-op vidya where we do goofy things on the runs.

>> No.17891483

>>17891470
6'8"
Because free ice-cream.

>> No.17891484

>>17891296
Why not just set the elf on fire instead?

>> No.17891486

>>17891467
Why am i at the beach? I am fully clothed right? I dont like the idea of going to a beach taking off your shirt so that everyone can judge you based on your looks. But I'd go with that sad mermaid.

>> No.17891489

>>17891483
I'm not buying this.
Free ice cream isn't enough to get me out to the beach without people I know.

A shame as I enjoy acquatic girls but positively detest swimming ever since I had to swim competitively.

Fuck swim practice, two hours of swimming back and forth a day is bullshit.

>> No.17891493

What waifu would be the best if you wanted to adventure in observer mode. So, you're so weak that you couldn't even best a goblin, but at the same time, you're specialized so heavily in self preservation methods, i.e. regeneration or straight up Nope-ing yourself out of your current plane of existence if you want to walk out of some form of captivity.

I'm thinking something ghostly, a phantom maybe.

>> No.17891500

>>17890554
Late to the shit show, but it would be funny to do this on Halloween as one of those goofy couples costumes where you dress up as each other.

>> No.17891504

>>17891489
Nobody says hou have to swim.

>>17891486
>But I'd go with that sad mermaid.
You sure?

>> No.17891509 [SPOILER] 
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>>17891504
Do not believe the lies of the mermaid.

>> No.17891510
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>>17891446
But big meaty paws are the best!

>> No.17891512

>>17891510
Right you are Ken.

>> No.17891516
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17891516

I wanna feel safe in a Hellhounds embrace

>> No.17891517

>>17891504
>You sure?
I mean if its anything like >>17891479 than hell no. That thing should not be in this thread or even be alive. It deserves a bullet in the head.

>> No.17891519

>>17891437
I prefer when the brash young hellhound goes after the hardheaded older man who lives across the street.

>> No.17891523

>>17891517
>like >>17891479 than
I misclicked, i meant the Mpreg mermaid bitch,

>> No.17891529

>>17891517
No, it's not that, but there's a 95% chance you won't like it. You would break her heart if you go with her and then leave though.

>> No.17891580
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17891580

>>17891516
You gotta be prepared to take her for walkies!

>> No.17891583

>>17891353
Not monstergirl ones.

>> No.17891586

>>17891580
Hellwalkies

>> No.17891588

>>17891353
Livers grow back and can you really say that you love someone if you wouldn't offer up your blood, sweat and tears for their happiness?

>> No.17891600

>>17891480
Snuggling and Neck kisses await you.

>> No.17891603

>>17891588
>Livers grow back
I have reason to believe you've been lied to.

>> No.17891605

>>17891588
I'll give her blood, sweat and tears but my bile is my own.

>> No.17891612

>>17891588
When that happens it only comes back to 1/4th of it's original size.

>> No.17891616

I need your help, what's the manga with the tiger lady in it? The one who pinned that guy down at one point

>> No.17891629
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17891629

Got me a battle-boner from seeing this one kid's movie, post warriors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plzk-xvVS68

>> No.17891664

>>17891603
>>17891612
Not him, but don't Kumihos have regenerative powers to heal the husbando?

>> No.17891667

>>17891629
military marches are better for battle boners

>> No.17891672
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>>17891664
Do you really want to live your life like this?

>> No.17891677

>>17891672
there are people who like nachos.

>> No.17891678

>>17891667
Only Alps LARPing as fascists like military marches.

>> No.17891681

>>17891588
The liver regenerates, but everything else around it does not. I am not about to undergo a surgery every time she gets hungry.
>>17891664
The Kumiho is not part of the MGE hugbox, so it depends on where you get your version from.

>> No.17891688

>>17891678
>thinking bagpipes or The Yellow Rose of Texas is for alps
don't project too hard

>> No.17891689

>>17891672
It's not like she needs to feed every day, it could be twice a week, it could be twice a month, depends on your canon.

>>17891681
Yeah, that's why I said it, they're not part of MGE so there's some suffering but that also can lead to healing, they're still monstergirls.

>> No.17891692

>>17891678
>being this mad still
I bet you're Polish.

>> No.17891697

>>17891692
>polish winged hussar centaur
o kurwa

>> No.17891699

>>17891692
>>17891697
So you're telling me Polish Centaurs vs German Wurms?

>> No.17891702

>>17891699
German harpy eagles perhaps. Germany's got boars and wolves too.

>> No.17891703
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17891703

Got a new Kobold request in!

Not sure how I feel about the colored contacts, but the latex dresses are excellent.

>> No.17891710

>>17891703
Ooh, shiny. Beware magpies and dragons.

>> No.17891717

You know what would be fun? MG written books on keeping boys. Especially vampire books on how to keep your hubando's blood as good as possible.

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17891729

>>17891486
>>17891509

>> No.17891775

I want a reversal
A vampire that's already caring,sweet and sexually breaks a dhampir that tries to impose

>> No.17891781

>>17891775
>An apophis rules a kingdom quite well and just until a pharaoh comes along and breaks her and corrupts her kingdom
This seems wrong yet so good.

>> No.17891784

>>17891775
>>17891781
A demure, shy Shoggoth maid fawns over her master, but is horrified when an insidious unhinged Kikimora moves in to assist with maid duties

>> No.17891793

>>17891775
Tritonia who has full control over her tentacles and can feel everything they do and has a terribly lewd disposition

>> No.17891803

>>17891775
>sabbath goblins that bully their frail, scholarly hobgob

>> No.17891811

>>17891775
>hellhounds that don't have a single dom bone in their better
It's an improvement

>> No.17891928

>>17891811
False.

I would take a dom Anubis though.

>> No.17891940

>>17891928
A lazy Anubis who does no work and just eats expensive food while lying around all day?

>> No.17891943
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17891943

Got my sexy nurse lich commission done!

>> No.17891962

>>17891943
>Keeping people alive is such a hazzle
>Can't I just let them die and reanimate them?
>Undead eat less
>My feet hurt

>> No.17891964

>>17891962
>>My feet hurt
If she isn't allowed to hover everywhere I bet she would complain about that alot.

>> No.17891967

>>17891943
I remember you talking about this and it turned out great, would get looked after by.

>> No.17891974

>>17891943
Would doctors in the Undead Kingdom get alarmed when they check your pulse and discover you have a heartbeat?

>> No.17891979

>>17891974
>"CODE RED! I repeat, code red!"
>"He has a heart beat, we need to apply gray undead mushrooms NOW"

>> No.17891981

>>17891974
No. They'd get aroused.

>> No.17891996

>>17891943
>>17891981
>Nurse lich checks your pulse
>She it's checking it for quite a long time
>You look down
>Clear liquid is running down her inner thigh

>> No.17892010

>>17891996
>"You require further examination"

>> No.17892029
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>>17891974
Such slander, the Undead Kingdom doctors demonstrate great concern for their patients. Almost overbearing concern in fact.

To the immortal and perpetually enduring MGS of the Kingdoms, the frail constitutions of their human husbandos are a constant source of worry. They won't even let them use sharp objects, and replace all scissors in their vicinity with safety scissors.

>> No.17892061
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17892061

Uh, I think the factory sent me the wrong automaton

>> No.17892063

>>17892061
Looks fine to me. Remember to purge ALL the evil, anon.

>> No.17892070

>>17891996
>lich getting off to the sound of your heartbeat
That's almost cute. I bet she tries to find excuses to rest her head on your chest just to listen to your heart.
>"I enjoy the thumping sound it makes. Like it's saying 'Love you, love you, love you,' over and over...Ah, it got faster."

>> No.17892073
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>>17892063
Even daemonettes?

>> No.17892084

>>17892073
Even sassy daemonettes like that one!

>> No.17892124

>>17892073
Well, lets not be hasty now. After all, it's the wicked that need the guidance of a good man the most, right? Even Jesus spent most of his time preaching to prostitutes and the like.

>> No.17892183

https://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw
Who remember this old gem?

>> No.17892211

>>17890554
I'd dress up as a Cheshire catboy to match my waifu.

>> No.17892246

>>17892070
Kuu girls make the best cuddlesluts.

>> No.17892250

>>17892183
A cute spook

>> No.17892254

>>17892183
God damn I love this one. Always makes me smile.

>> No.17892257

>>17892246
>Lich waiu spends all her days coldly absorbed in her science, all but ignoring you
>Except for her breaks where she insists seriously that she must crawl into your lap rest her head againt your chest and 'recharge', her finger reaching around to trace 'I love you' on your back over and over

>> No.17892258

>>17892246
Big lovey dovey onee-sans are even better cuddlesluts. Be they reptiles, undeads or both.

>> No.17892358

>>17892258
But Onee-sans aren't as good for the heartboner.

>> No.17892364
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17892364

You know what I like? Dragons.

>> No.17892379

>>17892364
The dragon fears the centipede.

>> No.17892382
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>>17892379
The Tanuki fears the Ochimusha.

>> No.17892387

>>17892379
And the centepede fears the humans. That's why you should protect your dragon while she protects you.

>> No.17892393
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17892393

>>17892379
Do you think it'd be a good idea to get an oomukade friend to protect you from the dragon bullies?

>> No.17892400

>>17892393
>Not going for the dragon bullies
I'd enjoy being bullied by a dragon. I'd buy her juice and sit down to hear her complain about life while she gives me some hair ruffling.

>> No.17892435

>>17892400
>buying her juice
You fool, it'll start at juice and the next thing you know she'd be taking you to the arcade and getting you to put your coins in the machines so she can play for free.

>> No.17892451

>>17892435
Going to the arcade would be nice. I could even get those anime cliche scenes where I get her a stuffed toy or something like that. I'd also challange her to DDR round.
But if she really wanted to play games, maybe the best choice would be to invite her over to my house so we could play vidya all day long.

>> No.17892469
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>>17892451
You could also bully the Wight who's struggling at Taiko too

>> No.17892491

>>17892451
Inviting her back to your place is a bold move, she might put her big scaly feet up on the table, act like she owns the place and treat you like her personal butler in your own home while she plays mario kart. Are you really okay with that?
>>17892469
>bullying taiko wight
Over the line.

>> No.17892502

>>17892469
A cute.
I want a chubster wight though.

>> No.17892516

>>17892469
I do have to wonder how the japanese MGE community reacted/will react when they see this.

>> No.17892519

>>17892469
>"W-what, did you think I'd be good at this too? Hmph! You really do think of me as high as the heavens. Do you think I led my armies to such a primitive beat? Why would I be skilled at this - this... stick bashing, when I've a troupe of banshees and phantoms with which to rally my troops? Hmph!"

>> No.17892520

>>17892469
I don't know anon, she might get angry at me if I ignored her. She is bullying me after all.

>>17892491
Sure, I'd even give her a good massage and serve her food. I wonder if she likes spike- I mean, spicy food because I'd definitely cook a great meal for her.
For games it would be fun to play competitive ones to see her win and get even more haughty.

>> No.17892533

>>17892520
Any self respecting dragon likes spicy food, it would be a bad idea to let her get too haughty though.

>> No.17892601

>>17891117
>wake up
>see this
Well at least I’ve got a remedy for my morning wood.

>> No.17892606

>>17892533
Why would that be? I'd even praise her like a good guy being bullied. We'd spend hours and hours playing games until it was too late and she'd have to sleep in my house. Too bad we didn't plan for this and she'd probably have to use either my or my sisters clothes and sleep on my bed.

>> No.17892617

>>17892364
>>17892393
I want to give my Dragonfu eskimo kisses in front of her minions.
>>17892382
I understood that reference!

>> No.17892627

>>17892617
I want to rub my dragon's butt in front of her worshippers.

>> No.17892635

>>17892627
I know Dragons and cats have a lot in common but come on man.
If you rub the base of her tail, does she lift up her rump? I've had cats who lift their hind legs in the damn air to chase those rubs.

>> No.17892640
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17892640

He's branching out into other phyla, be careful

>> No.17892643

>>17892606
A haughty dragon bully would probably make you sleep on the floor if she was using the bed. Nothing would stop you sneaking back into the bed once she was asleep though.

>> No.17892656

>>17892643
I'd just grab a blanket and lay it on the ground so I could rest, but that's what would be happening. I could also drag her to the ground to make it more convincing that she is the one who did it, but that would be mean. The only way this plan could fail is if she started to hug me too hard and I couldn't escape before she woke up.

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17892657

>>17891355

>> No.17892660

>>17892635
Her tail starts moving lewdly and she tries to stop me, but I wouldn't. If she lifted her butt for me I'd be sure to get a handful though.

>> No.17892664

>>17891943
She doesn't look very interested in her job.

>> No.17892667

>>17892640
Can you milk a fish?

>> No.17892670

>>17892664
>"So, are you here to fuck or have an actual check up?"
>"Just a normal check up? Oh well..."

>> No.17892674

>>17892667
I'm sure you can if you try really hard

>> No.17892675

>>17892656
>pull her tail to drag her out of bed
>you didn't think it through so she falls on top of you
>get a face full of bully lizard tits and she's intent on not letting go
>she talks about you in her sleep like she's having a good dream
Imagine the look on her face if she woke up and thought she fell out of bed and remembers the dream she was having, seeing a normally tsun dragon bully blush would be cute.

>> No.17892684

>>17892674
But if you try too hard, won't she bite?

>> No.17892691

>>17892675
It wouldn't be according to the keikaku, so I'd probably blush too. Especially if she kept clinging a bit to me after waking up before realizing and letting go. If she decided to keep the shirt she was using because of what happened I'd go crazy.

>> No.17892694

>>17892684
Not if she's got one of those toungue parasites acting as sort if a fairy godmother

>> No.17892699

>>17892694
Those only infest smaller bony fish, don't they?

>> No.17892701

>>17892640
I should write about sharks. One day.

>> No.17892719

>>17892519
I can't unhear Rie Kugimiya's voice from that

>> No.17892724

>>17892691
Tsun dragon a cute, would be adorable if she got home and started sniffing the shirt hoping there was still some of your scent on it.

>> No.17892725

>>17892640
He's drawn sharks before. Also slugs and frogs.

>> No.17892739
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Pretty lizard!

>> No.17892743

>>17892739
A Marrymander, if you will. I can do twenty pull-ups now, can I have one?

>> No.17892744

>>17892684
Shark skin is tough stuff, I don't think she'll mind

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>>17892739
What about them?

>> No.17892754

>>17892739
That gives me a funny feeling in my chest, it's always nice seeing tough fighting girls in cute clothes.

>> No.17892757
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>>17892739
Boring lizard.

>> No.17892758

>>17892739
Not strongfat enough. She needs to be almost busting out of that sundress

>> No.17892763

>>17892657
Would nuzzle and grope

>> No.17892770

>>17892739
She better be careful not to singe that dress.

>> No.17892774

>>17892770
Now that I think about it, attire resistant to the Salamanders flame tails likely exists in the MGE.

>> No.17892785

>>17892770
Doesn't the flame do no damage unless she intends to use it to do so?

>> No.17892790

>>17892785
She night get carried away by emotion and burn it.

>> No.17892794

>>17892724
That would be too good. I'd definitely try to show my butler skills to her and mention that she should take me home to do her homework and serve her. I'm getting one of her panties that day.

>> No.17892796

>>17892743
If only it was that easy.

>> No.17892798

>>17892719
Who?

>> No.17892801

>>17892758
That would be cute, especially if she was grumbling about how it used to fit

>> No.17892807

>>17892796
Losing 17kg isn't easy! What do I need to do?

>> No.17892809

>>17892750
That lizard is kinda scary desu

>> No.17892811

>>17892809
Lizards are not scary, they're below you in the food chain.

>> No.17892820

>>17892811
Depends on the size of the lizard

>> No.17892823

>>17892750
>>17892811
She's mostly not scary when you consider she probably spends most of her day laying around like a lump

>> No.17892824

>>17892794
>becoming a slave/butler to a tsundere dragon bully
Not a bad fate, worth it to be around her so often too.

>> No.17892833

>>17891943
Liches are intensely gropable, whether they're busty, or small and pear-shaped. Also pink looks good with the lich's color scheme.

>> No.17892834

>>17892820
Monitor Lizards require a Paladin-chan to protect you from them.

>> No.17892835

>>17892823
Sounds like that's a good way to end up with pudgy lizards

>> No.17892843

>>17892820
>no Queen Ghidorah to make me feel safe while she holds me close

>> No.17892845

>>17892824
For sure. Oh man, the day where I head to her home and she's alone, just wearing a sleeveless shirt and some normal/mini shorts is the day where I beg to give her a full body massage.

>> No.17892848

>>17892807
Well, losing weight is another thing, but I can do 30 push ups and I doubt a sally would be impressed.

>> No.17892854

>>17892848
So what does a man need to do to gain the admiration of a fiery amphibian?

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>>17887470

>> No.17892857

>>17892833
I wanna dye my Lich’s hair pink while she isn’t paying any attention!

>> No.17892861

>>17892834
Imagine a chubby huge titted Monitor Lizard girl and a tsundere bottom heavy Paladin-Chan fighting over an anon.
I’m extremely jealous.

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>>17892843
>Ghirorah
SKREEEEEEEEEEEONK~

>> No.17892873

>>17892845
A dragon would probably be impressed and easily flattered by someone begging to serve her. Although I do wonder if being so direct with one would make her blush and stutter.

>> No.17892874

>>17892861
That fight is just going to be lizard-chan laying on anon while paladin-chan fumes

>> No.17892884

>>17892857
Unless you're using magic I don't see how you would do that.

>> No.17892889

>>17892874
>That fight is just going to be lizard-chan laying on anon while paladin-chan fumes
I’m still extremely jealous.

>> No.17892893

>>17892884
Obviously you haven’t seen a Lich when she’s so involved in her work that she forgets all about the world around her.
It brings up a lot of bullyable moments.

>> No.17892894

>>17892873
I'd make sure to shower her with praises while I massage her, saying that she has the body of a goddess and hes scales are the most beautiful thing in the world and how lucky I am for being allowed to touch them, I'd thank her for existing. ;_;
Doesn't matter if she stutters or not, it only makes her cuter.

>> No.17892896

>>17892854
Maybe 50? Let's work hard, anon.

>> No.17892897

>>17892889
You say that but it's a hefty lizard in terms of chest and pudge. She'd be quite heavy.

That and paladin-chan would berate you for being a pervert that wants fatties to lay on him.

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>>17892857
>>17892893
Do not displease the Lich.

>> No.17892901

>>17892896
50 what?

>> No.17892909 [DELETED] 

>>17892897
Is tell that Paladin that my face has enough room for her to sit on it.

>> No.17892910

>>17892899
Or what is she gonna do? Make me a father?

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Would you a single mother oni?

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>>17892910
Worse, she will wear arousing clothing but refuse to let you touch, saying it's "part of the experiment".

>> No.17892918

>>17892901
50 push ups, maybe more. I don't really know when a salamander would start getting interested.

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>>17892918
50 huh. I'm closer to that than you at least. Ah well.

>> No.17892929

>>17892917
Whatever, that’s small time.
Now that Titania that gives you cookies and no milk or gives you no bedtime kisses is a total sadist.

>> No.17892930

>>17892894
That's the spirit, dragons are amazing and deserve all the love and attention they can get.

>> No.17892931

>>17892699
yeah certain sharks get an eye parasites or weird lamprey if i remember right

>> No.17892934
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Is Akrisia a mafia boss?

>> No.17892935

>>17892899
Bullying her in that state is completely acceptable
>your lich is laser focused on her experiments
>come up right next to her and whisper into her ear all the lewd things you plan to do to her defenseless body, looking to get a rise out of her
>get nothing so you walk away disappointed
>when she later comes out of her trances she finds the seat of her work chair drenched in her fluids
Remember: a monster's body is always honest

>> No.17892936

>>17892931
Greenland sharks tend to have those eye parasites on them.

>> No.17892940

>>17892914
I don't really want to raise a kid that isn't my own. The exception would be oyakodon.

>> No.17892943

>>17892914
Would I like one? I'd tell her daughter she can start calling me papa now.

>> No.17892945

>>17892936
>no CC Greenland Mershark who needs you to hold her hand when you go out
>no CC Greenland Mershark who gets nervous when you take her to someplace new because she doesn’t know the buildings layout
>no CC Greenland Mershark who is crying in the kitchen after burning the eggs she was making for your surprise anniversary breakfast

>> No.17892948

>>17892928
I just have to push a little bit harder. Though I am kinda skinny so that's why.

>> No.17892957

>>17892945
>spoiler
Don’t do this to me. I can’t cry at work.

>> No.17892963

>>17892940
What is the thread’s consensus on oyakodon?

>> No.17892971

>>17892963
It's okay.

>> No.17892972

>>17892963
I'm okay with it.

>> No.17892975

>>17892963
Ice Queen and Glacies oyakodon is cool

>> No.17892977

>>17892930
Indeed, but I feel like massaging and praising her like that might push her over the edge and she won't be able to hold herself.

>> No.17892983
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Initiates, you have express permission to observe and celebrate the Order holiday of Christmas. As a show of good faith, we will be reading our new Christmas-themed children's book, "The Bitch Who Stole Christmas," at select elementary schools and shopping malls.

>> No.17892986

>>17892934
Tanith, Hotaru, and Akrisia would be the ones I pick.

>> No.17892990

>>17892963
>consensus
As if.
But I don’t care for it.

>> No.17892992

>>17892986
>Tanith is his first pick
>Not also the only

>> No.17892996

>>17892963
It stinks.

>> No.17892997

>>17892986
>>17892992
>Not snu snu shark girl

>> No.17892998

>>17892963
The food's good but I'm more of a monogamy guy. That, and incest is kinda gross to me.

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>>17892983
I don't like Fallen God Christmas stories, they always end with a gift of daughterus.

>> No.17893006

>>17892983
Why are all the bad guys in Fallen God stories always paladins?

>>17893001
>implying that’s a bad thing

>> No.17893009

>>17893001
GUARD

>> No.17893018

>>17893001
It's that exact line of thinking that ruined "The 12 Lays of Christmas."

>>17893006
I'd assume it has something to do with the cock-blocking.

>> No.17893024

>>17892963
One of my top fetishes.

>> No.17893037

I wonder if Fallen God telesermons have a dark priest host who dresses like Morticia.

>> No.17893051

>>17893037
i wanna call up and stress the importance of condom use and proper family planning even when married

>> No.17893053

>>17892963
It’s bad. And everyone who likes it inadvertently likes NTR.

>> No.17893057

>>17893037
>telesermons
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.17893060

>>17892998
Oyakodon with incest is like a fish sandwich with caviar, it's shit.

>> No.17893064
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I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me

>> No.17893067

>>17893053
How so?

We're talking about single mothers here, just like when we talk about mom-son stuff there's no father involved.

>> No.17893070

>>17893057
Telesermons are priests spreading the word of God over the television, or through the telephone. If you watch local channels on sunday, they're everywhere, at least in America.

>> No.17893069

>>17892963
Absolutely 100% yes anon, it's good stuff!

>> No.17893071

>>17892914
Yep, although I cannot guarantee that her daughter won't get involved.

That mom's gonna end up with a good amount more pudge on her and the daughteru is getting sisters and a bunch of muscle

>> No.17893075

>>17893070
Hyphenation would help your explanation immensely.

>> No.17893079

>>17892963
Oyakodon is hot as fuck

>> No.17893082

>>17893075
I didn't know tele-sermons needed a hyphen until now.

I didn't know tele-semen needed a hymen until now.

>> No.17893083

>>17893067
>single mothers
>with monstergirls
Pick one jackass.

>> No.17893087

>>17892963
The problem is that it requires widowhood or NTR in an MGE setting.
The only situation where it doesn't have some sad implication is a super-skinship family where the mom helps teach her daughter the ropes.

>> No.17893088

>>17893083
What are monstergirls adopting human kids
What are monstergirls raping human men and getting pregnant

>> No.17893089

>>17892963
KDF likes it so I don’t like it.

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>>17893088
>What are monstergirls raping human men and getting pregnant
Failures that couldn't keep a husband if they tried.

>> No.17893096

>>17893083
>>17893087
Adopting stray or orphaned monster girls is possible, remember that monsters have a strong maternal instinct and won't let a poor kid suffer if they see one. It's against their nature not to take it in.

So it's possible to have a hellhound adopted by a wight and they act like mother and daughter but they're not related by blood. Makes for good oyakodon without the guilt.

>> No.17893101

>>17893096
>adoptive
>hellhound
>wight
This post belongs in the trash

>> No.17893111

>>17893101
You mean you don't want a tomboy Hellhound wearing expensive dresses she feels embarrassed by and feels slightly out of place at her mom's parties but loves her anyway? Your loss.

>> No.17893113

>>17893090
Hear, hear. Succubus-sama says how it is

>> No.17893115

>>17893111
I want a hellhound that rips and tears my enemies.

>> No.17893116

>>17893064
I wanna throw acorns at Rata-Chan while she’s trying to get the scoop of her life!

>> No.17893118

>>17893115
So big, muscled hell hound daughter?

>> No.17893124

>>17893115
She can still be dominant and strong, just obliged to take part in formal stuff due to her upbringing.
And when it comes to oyakodon she'd be the dominant one of the two girls, pinning down her mother and presenting her to you as foreplay.

>> No.17893125

>>17893118
That gets wet at the sound of the DOOM theme.

>> No.17893144

>>17893083
Human mother has a daughter and became single, then she monsterized and congrats, you habe monster oyakodon.

>> No.17893146

>>17893125
Sounds nice but Quake had better music

>> No.17893155

>>17893089
Guess what, anon. I like your favorite monster girl.

>> No.17893158

Remember to take care when you deal with mofu

https://puu sh/yl8DE/4319760003.mp4

>> No.17893162

>>17893118
The kind that will need a bath time after everytime she fights cause she'd be covered head to toe in blood

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>>17893158
Whoa, that's intense. Got a source on that video?

>> No.17893173

>>17893158
Foxes are scary!

>> No.17893175

>>17893146
Unreal>Quake>Doom

>> No.17893184

>>17893158
It’s not working, please send me an IT Gremlin to help.

>> No.17893191

>>17893166
I wanna take the matron of the Mofu Club and make her into an honest woman!

>> No.17893196

>>17893184
Anon you baka, think what's missing from the link.

>> No.17893198

>>17893158
Imagine going to a family reunion with your Kitsune wife and getting swarmed like this by all the kids because you're the cool uncle who brings tons of candy.

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>>17893158
Foxes are very active creatures.

>> No.17893211

>tfw no monstergirl Nanny who took care of you since you were young.
>You're older now and come home from work to find her making dinner as usual.
>She welcomes you home before asking you for some help.
>Just being close to her is enough to turn you on.
>Unable to help yourself you wrap your arms around the monster and hold her close, smelling her soft skin and taking in her warm aura.
>She seems to return the feelings, she begins to rub your hair and whispers in your ear.
>"Anon let's pick this up after dinner ok?" She says, her warm breath tickling your neck.
What species is she for you anons? Mine is a CC smoke hobo.

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>>17893191
You have your work cut out for you son, these twin sisters take no lip from no honest man.

>> No.17893215

Who has the best booty in Wonderland?

>> No.17893220

>>17893215
Somehow, despite her loli status, the Queen of Hearts.

>> No.17893223

>>17893196
I’ve done it right it’s just not playing on my computer.

>> No.17893225

>>17893211
Mad Hatter. Easy.
She used to make up stories and poems on the spot telling me of her homeland.
She wears a tight butlermaid outfit and slowly guides my hand to grope her bottom in that situation, wanting my young self to explore and be curious with her body.

>> No.17893237

>>17893220
I can see that. She wears those oversized dresses with the bustles because she’s embarrassed about her huge rear.

>> No.17893242

>>17893215
I'd say Wock, but that's probably my love for dragons speaking. Maybe JubJub?

>> No.17893248

>>17893213
They also don't take lip from no anyone who speaks ill of their husband.

Heaven help the poor one that does it in earshot

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>>17893215
Does that really need to be asked?

>> No.17893257

>>17893225
>intimate sexual education with a Hatter
Delicious.

>”Ah, there my dear. Let your hand rest here. Now what do you think that’s named? Go ahead, feel around, let your curiosity abound, I assure you this is all quite sane~”

>> No.17893259

>>17893213
Give me some time and they’ll both be motherly housewives that make lunches for me and the kids and wear aprons all the time.
But dear lord they can still be scary when the daughterus get too out of hand.

>> No.17893264

>>17893252
Yes because Cheshires are overrated and overexposed.

>> No.17893266

>>17893252
True, cheshire can beat a lot of monsters on the ass game.

>>17893264
Doesn't stop them from having the best wonder ass.

>> No.17893270

>>17893257
>”There once was a handsome young lad, who was- ou!- quite good with his hand, he stuck it in hard, he s-stuck it in fast- oh anon, let me make you a man~!!”

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>>17893220
Quality beats quantity, after all.

>> No.17893282

>>17893257
>>17893270
I wonder if high-school aged Hatters are popular or considered weirdos.

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>>17893264
I still love em and hey, don't have to like them to see that cat ass is a wonderful thing.

>> No.17893289

>>17893282
They are probably mysterious and distant, but once you get to know them you are already insane.

>> No.17893296

>>17893276
This butt is the ideal butt for all lolis. Confirmed.

>> No.17893300

>>17893282
They’re artsy weird chicks, but the kind everyone enjoys for their antics. They roll with the Phantoms and Artfairies and drink underage, but not to get drunk. They go to the football games but mostly comment on weird observations about the nature of sports, though they still cheer when the home team scores. They wear the school uniform properly to a T but don’t care if you don’t, they do it for the style, not the discipline.

>> No.17893301

>>17893276
>loli
How about no?

>> No.17893319

>>17893300
>They’re artsy weird chicks
Thank god this is a porn setting. All the artsy chicks in my school were fat ass land whales that thought I wanted to fuck them because I was in a band.

>> No.17893322

>>17893237
I bet everyone thinks she sits on a booster seat when she eats

>> No.17893331

>>17893276
Why must Baphomets tempt me so? I'm normally not into loli monster girls but there's something about those goats that makes me throw my usual standards out the window.

>> No.17893333

>>17893322
Everyone but her personal Mad Hatter butler who helps her get in her dresses.

>> No.17893334

>>17893331
It's probably the cunny anon, none can resist it.

>> No.17893341

>>17893334
It's more likely my inner powerslut.

>> No.17893344
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8 Automaton Masters!

>> No.17893346

>>17893319
Of course nothing to worry about there. She’s drop dead gorgeous and you won’t even realize she’s jerking you off under the table until you splooge all over her hand.

>> No.17893347

>>17893333
Poor thing probably looks as her rear each morning in the hopes that it's getting smaller and not shooting out like a shelf

>> No.17893350

>>17893344
I’m gonna defeat them all!
With the power of love!

>> No.17893355

>>17893347
I want to see her blush and stammer when she finds out I like bottom heavy lolis.

>> No.17893357

What would life be like with an Alice? More importantly what would the sex be like

>> No.17893364

>>17893355
Grope that ass while looking her in the eye.
A sure way to win her over.

>>17893357
I'm too much of a pervert to tell

>> No.17893368

>>17893357
There'd be a lot of guilt involved unless she's been to wonderland.

>> No.17893386

>>17893357
Tricking her into lewd situations she enjoys and Watching her wake up in confusion every so often when she finds her body is different than she remembers due to potions/mammo mana

>> No.17893425
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Is there a crystal monstergirl yet?

>> No.17893454

i think you should kill yourself dilbert

>> No.17893456

>>17893454
I think you are in the wrong thread

>> No.17893473

>>17893456
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

>> No.17893494

>>17893473
Anon, are you ok?
You seem to have been smoking something

>> No.17893499

Ass or tits

>> No.17893506

>>17893499
Ass.

>> No.17893507

>>17893499
Both

>> No.17893510

>>17893499
A Demon with both in hefty over-supply
Smothering you with them constantly almost to the point of annoyance
And a long, long wet tongue behind plump lips
And double wide hips
And a big womb tattoo over a plump inviting pussy
And long red nails
And a thick spadetail
And trunk-like thighs

So those

>> No.17893515

>>17893158
Rare black fox spotted!

>> No.17893516

>>17893499
I prefer boobs/flat chests over butts but both are very nice!

>> No.17893517

>>17893510
>trunk-like thighs
Please delete that mental image.

>> No.17893529

>>17893499
Ass and no tits. Petite body, cute face, and sexual hips, ass and thighs, best bodytype.

>> No.17893530

>>17893499
Legs, of all kinds. Even what's technically a tail.

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>>17893494
Weed alraune when

>> No.17893534

>>17893510
Built for filling till she looks pregnant and keeping her that way

>> No.17893536

>>17893499
Monster girls without ass are garbage.
Monster girls without breasts are still very cute and breedable.

>> No.17893537

>>17893530
>Apophis showing off her luxurious tail like it’s a long sexy leg
I want to lick mistress’s tail all over!

>> No.17893541

>>17893532
Is this the russian artist who done the hoodie cheshire?

>> No.17893542

>>17893536
True.

>> No.17893543

>>17893532
>tfw no anarcho-feminist weed alraune gf who believes in crystal healing and unironically finds Seth Rogen funny

>> No.17893545

>>17893541
Yes

>> No.17893546
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17893546

>>17893532

>> No.17893552

>>17893425
Crystal Golems probably exist in MGE.

>> No.17893562

>>17893499
I ask myself that every day.

>> No.17893567

>>17893545
Nice, loved the Cheshire he done and the plant's looking good too.

>> No.17893568

>>17893532
>your drug dealer will never be a cute girl
Oh well I’ll stick with that cool black guy down the street, he’s a bro.

>> No.17893572

>>17893543
But Seth rogen is funny

>> No.17893574

>>17893386
>Alice wakes up to find she's sporting a pair of massive calcium cannons she doesn't remember.
>Runs to Anon Oniichan in a panic so he can calm her down.
Has to avoid getting a stiffy as she buries her pillows into his pelvis during the panic

>> No.17893577

>>17893572
You have to be 18 to use this site.

>> No.17893580

>>17893552
Cumming inside a crystal girl and seeing your seed spurt inside her has to be a life changing experience.

>> No.17893585

>>17893499
Tits

But both really, it's the good thing about monstergirls and DE

>> No.17893587

>>17893577
>implying 18+ year old can't find him funny

>> No.17893611

Can anyone please link the scans of mge2? if possible I would like to read the part about the necromancy and the undead kingdom, because I want to confirm the possibility of making undeads from species other than humans elves and dwarfs, like undead mermaids for example.

>> No.17893630
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17893630

BIG eyes

>> No.17893631
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17893631

>>17893567
He did lots of stuff, not only cheshire. Though like 1/3 of his pics are cheshires

>> No.17893634
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17893634

We need dark mage stories
preferably ones that dont have shotas

>> No.17893637

>>17893611
I'm pretty sure such a thing is possible, maybe check the undead lamentation mushroom page. It might detail what happens if a MG that isn't undead eats one.

>> No.17893639

I bet anons with ogre and oni waifus look funny in arguements with them.
>Big buff oni holding anon up by his collar like a school yard bully about to beat on the new kid.
>"But you said it was ok if I drank!" She slurs out.
>"Its 8 in the morning and you've had 10 mimosas already!" He replies.
>Moving him close and touching her forehead to his she growls out.
>"And ill have another 10 if I want" she says before dropping her husband on his feet.

>> No.17893641

>>17893630
But only one of them is the prettiest eye in the world.

>> No.17893645

>>17893639
She's gonna get a beer belly if she's drinking that much

>> No.17893646

>>17893634
>ones that don't have shotas
Faaag

I hope at least they're about her domming/raping guys

>> No.17893647

>>17893634
Agre-
>don’t involve shotas
Ah, nevermind.

>> No.17893648

>>17893634
I'd love to read a story about a teen dark mage and a woodsman who are the only two living in the area for miles around.

>> No.17893652
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17893652

Spirits is what i want
and the dark matter too

>> No.17893655

>>17893634
>CC Dark Mage has a young male apprentice who sneaks to her hut to help her with her work.
>She wants to defile him but he is too innocent and young for her to force her sexual desires on.
>Until he turns 18 and she walks in on him sniffing her panties and wearing her hat while jerking it.
>She does not hear his apologies, the only thing in her mind are all the spells and hexes she gets to try on her lewd assistant.

>> No.17893658

>>17893634
https://pastebin.com/2GSfWWT1
No shota to be seen.

>> No.17893659

>>17893639
That’s when I pull out the big guns;
>”Either no more drinks or no more kisses for today!”

>> No.17893662

>>17893655
What kind of spells and hexes?

>> No.17893666

>>17893662
The naught ones. Boner inducing spells, pleasure hexes, and the good old love potion.

>> No.17893668

>>17893546
Oxhorn?

>> No.17893670

>>17893658
>Linking Beast.

>> No.17893677

>>17893666
>The love potion got switched with a truth potion by accident or design
>Same result either way

>> No.17893702

>>17893662
Anything ranging from simple lust hexes or bonerification to Phallus Embiggenous, Font of Endless ‘Mana’, Temporary Clone, Transmorgify, Induce Berzerker Rage, Excess, Multi-orgasm, etc etc etc

>> No.17893706

>>17893702
Would a Lich use these spells as well with her husbsistant?

>> No.17893707

>>17893648
I too want to see a story with a man and a young dark mage, who live mostly isolated in the woods and are eachother's only neighbours across a large area of wilderness. That setting feels like classic a setup for a slow paced fantasy story, except this time with lewd. The dark mage should be a loli, though

>> No.17893714

>>17893706
Only if in a much more controlled manner. Whereas the Dark Mage would quickly give into lust and cast more and more, the Lich would only cast one at a time and take detailed notes on the effects.

>> No.17893752

>>17893658
Does anyone find it odd that the dark mage is strong enough/has the ability to jump between worlds without the assistance of the game?

>> No.17893762

>>17893707
>spoiler
Make it an illya/kuro tier loli and I'd read that.He could help her with the hunting/cooking/manual labour and she could help him with medicines, keeping his house warm with magical fires and maybe the occasional lewd payment.

>> No.17893767

>>17892073
Khornettes are a meme that a decent dungeon master is doing a quest of and a seperate, whiny faggot likes

>> No.17893768

>>17893752
The real question is how strong is the wizard?
Is he maintaining the game himself or is he letting his wife handle things?
And who is his wife? A dark mage or a reality warping monster would make sense.

>> No.17893770

>>17893707
>spoiler
Real loli or thousand year old loli?

>> No.17893773

>>17893714
>Dark Mage
Pros:
Bombshell figure
Tall and leggy
Can indulge your being held and protected fetishes
Unbridled passion

Cons:
Grab-bag of fetishes
Can easily go overboard
Nothing really learned
Exhaustion

>Lich
Pros:
Petite loveable figure
Small and cuddleable
Can indulge your protecting small girls fetish
Fiercely loyal

Cons:
Sterile attitude in sex
Hard to know her reactions
Sometimes feels like it’s more about the science than the lovemaking
Note taking during sex

>> No.17893777

>>17893773
Help
I want to be mom’d by a Dark Mage but I also want a lewd Lich imouto to protect

>> No.17893783

>>17893762
>Kuro
>Occassional
Once awoken to the D she'd be insatiable

>> No.17893788

>>17893773
Dark mage, if only because she'd be more open to the fetishes

>> No.17893792
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17893792

>>17893783
It's fine. Nothing a spanking can't fix. And if one isn't enough, have a second one.

>> No.17893796

>>17893768
Given succubus notes, Beast could headcanon it so that the wizard can junction those "rooms" MGE succubi can use with London instead of just his home in the MGE world.
On top of that, He has to have a base in London given the whole Tengu network thing and the fact that he uses E-mails to get the game to people.

>> No.17893802

>>17893777
Be shota or shotafied
Be “Adopted” by Dark Mage as sexual momster
Impregnate her
Have daughtersister
Daughtersister gains interest in Lichdom and mother supports her, so she crosses over
Now you have a Dark Mage momster and a Lich imouto who is technically also a daughteru
If you don’t like the daughteru part just say it was instead a runaway orphan human girl seeking lichdom that the Dark Mage adopted

>> No.17893808

>>17893792
Then she's just going to get off on that as well!
Honestly, what do they do with these homonculi?

>> No.17893822

>>17893783
I was thinking more that kind of body than literally kuro but my god if there was a dark mage with both her body and personality my dick would reach the moon.

>> No.17893826

>>17893802
Long as the daughteru's old enough to consent legally I don't mind

>> No.17893849

>>17893822
No man has ever been more right

>> No.17893878

>>17893773
>note taking during sex
How is that a bad thing?

>> No.17893884

>>17893796
>Tengu network
Yet another thing that makes me question the setting.
Even if you are not elligable for the game, the tengus know things about you, things you might want to keep quiet.
So what happens when a guy gets a tengu on the roulette and you get one with connections to the network?
Or what if a lilim invades using the network as an information wellspring?

>> No.17893925

>>17893670
Could be worse it could've been Bollocks

>> No.17893928

Do liches enjoy their phylactery being shattered? And I don’t mean in the moment because obviously, but like before and after. Do they secretly wish their husband would? Do they Kuu-scold him after they repair it?

>> No.17893964

>>17893884
If a monster still wanted me after knowing everything about me then I would not give a fuck how she got that info.

>> No.17893982

Rate my tastes, hit me with your worst

Apophis
Dragon Zombie
Mad Hatter
Hobgoblin
Dormouse
Lava Golem
Shoggoth
Weresheep
Succubus
Automaton

>> No.17893984

>>17892914
>single mother anything
Nope.

>> No.17893985

Which girl would best personify lady on the streets and freak in the sheets? I want a fairly normal everyday life, but with us trying all kinds of fetishes, potions, spells and even non board approved stuff in private.

>> No.17893987

>>17893532
Weed is for fags.

>> No.17893989

Welcome to your daily dose of cancer!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12723852/1/MGE-A-Real-Fucking-Incubus
Don't even have to click on it, just know that it exists

>> No.17893991

>>17893982
dormouse and hob are out, I dislike lolis

>> No.17894000

>>17893985
Lots actually. The lady in the streets part is honestly probably the harder of the two.
But Demon comes to mind. She can be your demure cute housewife in public that wears modest clothes and cooks nice meals but be a total /d/eviant in bed if you’re into it. Contract shenanigans imply both.

>> No.17894004

Very nice Jinko dream:
>I was looking at a Jinko from a distance kickboxing against a rock
>I take out a can of catnip
>As Im opening it, I suddenly see the Jinko in front of me and slaps it away from my hand
>Demands to know what Im doing
>Push me against a tree and raise me to her level with 1 paw while making a fist with the other ready to punch me
>I tell her I came looking to marry her
>"You want to mate with, me?"
>"I have nothing but a small wood cabin in the forest. Almost no money. You will have to live here and almost always eat the food I hunt. Is that okay with you? You look used to big towns."
>"If its with you, of course."
>She drops me and holds out her paw to me, I take and and she helps me get up.
>She begins to walk and drags me still holding my hand in her paw.
>"My body gets all tensed from training all day. You will now give me massage."
>Wake up with my heart beating so hard I can hear it.

>> No.17894013

>>17893984
Shame. I want a story about a little monster wanting me as a father and introducing me to her shy awkward Mom but I can’t come up with a non-chuck situation.

>> No.17894015

>>17893982
Overall pretty nice tastes, only one of those that appears in my personal top 10 is hobgoblin though.

>> No.17894016

>>17893991
>he doesn't like oppai lolis

>> No.17894031

Monster Girls with Methonium bodies are the Monster girls for me.

>> No.17894032

500
“This disposition is the objective best possible for a Monstergirl to canonically posses”

>> No.17894035

Some may be small, but all Demons are very dangerous! Watch out!

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65887413

>> No.17894037

>>17894031
Amen to that.
But they have to be into facesitting.

>> No.17894043

>>17894035
Nigga that's 2loli4me and I normally like lolis.

>> No.17894044

>>17893762
That sounds about right, they start an odd couple friendship doing favours and keeping eachother company, while the clever little dark mage always seems to know what to say to push the friendship along towards a cute but sinful romance.

>>17893770
A genuine one. If she was the "hundreds of years" old type, that would make cute parts not as cute as they could be and lewd parts not as lewd.

>> No.17894047

>>17894000
>lady in the streets part is honestly probably the harder of the two
Exactly. I’m want someone fairly plain but still monsterous.

>> No.17894049

>>17894037
Anon you'll be crushed.

>> No.17894053

>>17894035
That's bordering on toddlercon man.

>> No.17894054

>>17894049
Did I stutter?

>> No.17894067
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17894067

>>17894049

>> No.17894069

>>17894035
Aww jeez.

>> No.17894070

>>17894054
Well I hope you're fully prepared to handle that much ass. I'll stick to being smothered by boobies.

>> No.17894076

>>17893773
Would kindly break a lich's phylactery and hymen.

>> No.17894081

>>17894053
Nothing wrong with toddlercon anon.

>> No.17894082

>>17893982
4/10

+ Apophis, Lava Golem, Succubus, Automaton

>> No.17894086

>>17894070
I hope she’s a ditzy mg on top of it. I want her to not realize I’m nearly suffocating under her titanic booty as she presses it down on me.
This is true heaven. The question is, what species should this Methonium tier Monstergirl be?

>> No.17894090
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17894090

>>17893773
You're only describing the singular entities in the profile art though. There are bound to be thicc bombshell Liches and petite Darkmages out there.

>> No.17894092

>>17894081
Jump off a cliff.

>> No.17894097

>>17894032
Devoted.

>> No.17894098

>>17894086
Sounds like you want a Titania.

>> No.17894102

>>17894044
>That sounds about right, they start an odd couple friendship doing favours and keeping eachother company, while the clever little dark mage always seems to know what to say to push the friendship along towards a cute but sinful romance.
I'm finding myself really wanting this now, it sounds so comfy and lewdness enhanced by the dark mage's powers have all sorts of possibilities.

>> No.17894103

>>17894090
>Thicc as a peanut-butter milkshake bombshell Lich
>doesn’t respond in the slightest when you aggressively molest and grope all her delicious woman parts so long as it doesn’t interfere with her research
I like this idea. I’d play with her body all day to my dick’s content with no pressure or discomfort to or from her.

>> No.17894107

>>17894032
Sadistic.

>> No.17894111
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17894111

>>17894086
Dragon Zombie.

>> No.17894116

>>17894098
Make it a tropical Titania, caramel skinned and bursting out of her grass skirt and coconut bra and it’s a deal.
I want her to smother me with that Thicc body and not even realize it until I cum all over her.
Then she laughs and exclaims “sunscreen! Good idea!” And rubs it all over her lewd body.

>> No.17894119

>>17894116
Is she playing dumb or does she not realize how lewd she is?

>> No.17894120

>>17894111
Also a fantastic option.

>> No.17894126

>>17894032
Strong-willed
Lustful
Sadistic

Any of those

>> No.17894134

>>17894119
Half and half. She’s not completely unknowledgable like the base Titania, but she doesn’t realize how lewd her obscene body is either. So she’s surprised when her grinding against and smothering me turns me on or how her new swimsuit (string bikini) could be so sexy, but accepts it and happily transitions into sex.

>> No.17894139

>>17893658
where do you find these?
the writefriend list isn't tagged at all and I'm too lazy to search each and every pastebin.

>> No.17894140

>>17894035
Dayum son, nice lolis
This guy also makes nice lolis https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62397912

>> No.17894141
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17894141

>>17894031
>Methonium girls
>The Satyr
I'd smash her like a fucking freight train.

>> No.17894150

>>17894134
>Three years into marriage
>happily grinding her massive caramel tits on anon’s crotch
>she suddenly looks up like she had an epiphany
>”Hey Anon, you like my boobs rubbing against you, don’t you?”
>respond by painting her face white as she laughs
>”Hahaha! I knew it~!”

>> No.17894151

>>17894134
She sounds lovely.
>>17894141
Cute goat. Not enough people understand the appeal of short hair.

>> No.17894153

>>17894141
She's actually unsightly. Especially with that hair.

>> No.17894158

>>17894151
>Chubby demon Goat who feeds on human desires
>Loves cooking Earth food and feeding it to people
>Purest maiden in the sense that she'll actively run from lewd things such as being disrobed in aforementioned picture and being seen by a man
>Probably into real kinky shit like sex with the lights on and missionary position sex while she drinks in your desire to wreck her womb and give her a daughter or two

>> No.17894161

>>17894151
>Not enough people understand the appeal of short hair.
Most of us aren't into little boys.

>> No.17894165

>>17894161
Anon does that >>17894141 look like a boy to you? You could make the same argument about flat chests.

>> No.17894168

>>17894161
>SweatingShotaconMG.jpg

>> No.17894176

>>17894141
>fat
>dyke hair
>those terrible earrings

>> No.17894185

>>17894141
Cute, would buy burgers for

>> No.17894208

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65887741
Thunderbird isn't that popular here these days but at least she gets art.

>> No.17894213

>>17894208
That looks all sorts of fucked up.

>> No.17894220

>>17894141
Why do she look like that pink alien

>> No.17894221

>>17894220
Majin Buu?

>> No.17894222

>>17894185
>Buying a burger
>Not cooking it yourself
Anon please.

>> No.17894223

>>17894139
Everything to do with the roulette is i Iron beasts pastebin
Outside of that, the wiki has a list that's sorted by monster

>> No.17894228

>>17894221
No the other one

>> No.17894229

>>17894222
I don't own a grill, although I do make good oven baked ribs

>> No.17894233

>>17894208
Didn't some guy commission large amounts of art if being headpatted?

>> No.17894235

>>17894141
She looks absolutely disgusting desu

>> No.17894241
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17894241

>>17894228

>> No.17894245

>>17894241
Yeah that one.

>> No.17894246

>>17894241
Best girl.

>> No.17894247
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17894247

>>17894233
your thinking raiju

>> No.17894251

>>17894141
I'm gonna need a source on that.

>> No.17894252

>>17894233
You're thinking of Raijus and it was obnoxious as all hell.
Supposedly he didn't like the idea of her charging up through masturbation so he went on some campaign to force his retarded headcanon on the community instead with varying results depending on the site.
Naturally /monster/ thought it was the best thing ever,

>> No.17894253

>>17894246
but that's not toga

mina is a strong choice though

>> No.17894257

>>17894252
Sounds cute to me
You have problems brah

>> No.17894259

>>17893796
I might legit take this
thanks

>> No.17894261

>>17894252
What doesn't make sense it that Raijus, depending on the individuals bodytype, are going to have plenty of areas worth rubbing.

>> No.17894266

>>17894223
which wiki?

>> No.17894271

>>17894252
What a faggot.

>> No.17894274

>>17894241
Bnha is overrated

>> No.17894275

>>17894253
Toga is too crazy for me.

>> No.17894279

>>17894229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiIBKcd4m5Q

>Thinking you need a grill to cook a good burger
Anon literally all you gotta do is generously salt and pepper the meat, salt the skillet and form the patty gently with your hand. Preferably 4 ounces. Sear on medium heat, spending about four minutes on each side. Pour yourself some bourbon in ten and a half once glasses, chilled.

Serve with your monster waifu of choice and enjoy. Or you could get fancy and add Worchestershire sauce or soak the meat in some beef stock before cooking really seal the beef flavour.

Or, if you wanted to attract the local Wendigos: Prepare about a half pound of beef and a half pound of Bison meat, pulse blend until mixed and tender. Pan sear sesame brioche buns. Crack two eggs and cook over easy or sunny side up, whichever way you prefer.
Add olive oil to pan and sear beef-bison patty to preferably rare. Strip naked, lay down on your back in the snow. Present yourself to the elements, wearing the burger platter on your chest like a wedding dowry.

Enjoy until you're both satisfied by copius amounts of eldritch sex.

>> No.17894282

>>17894252
I fucking hate it when people try to remove the monstrous lewd factors of Monstergirls
Cute stuff is fine yes but they’re sexual creatures who by and large express love through sex and people whining that they don’t want that or that it would somehow “get boring” irk me to no end

>> No.17894291

>>17894116
>tropical Titania
I’m picturing a (better drawn) Mii from Jungle de Ikou

>> No.17894294 [SPOILER] 
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17894294

>>17894282
I agree. Wendigos too. Less cute, more “maul your face off while dazed from eldritch madness”. Those white coats should be stained red at the fringes

>> No.17894296

>Everyone is creeped out by your Shoggoth maids because there are around 30 of them but they all have the same name and speak in unison
>Nobody realizes it's one Shoggoth with an absurd amount of biomass split into manageable sizes

>> No.17894299

>>17894282
This. Monstergirls should only be cute to their husband.

>> No.17894304

>>17894282
It's pretty hard to ignore the shit when it's forced down your throat. It actually kind of frustrates me to no end he pushes the shitty headcanon when a shag rug would end up doused in a Raiju's fluids if she thought it gave her a bigger sexual high from the electricity generation.

>> No.17894307

>>17894294
I see them more as just mysterious and “otherly”. Like Shogs or Flayers, but shy and distant.
But the profile image does have them looking cute and expressive, so I dunno. They get a bit more of a pass on that side from me, but they still ultimately are highly sexual.

>> No.17894308

>>17894274
Well naruto is now irrelevant, dragon ball has gone under and its "cool" to rant about hating one piece and one punch man
so no matter how generic it is, something needs to keep mainline shonen afloat

>> No.17894309

>>17894257
I know it was his own money and his decision, but I'd say the person who commissioned the exact same picture repeatedly is the one with problems.
Not that it's a huge problem anymore because he stopped and Raijus have been getting some actually good art too.

>> No.17894312

>>17894308
>dragon ball has gone under
It was already under fucking years ago. I watched that when I was a kid, probably 15 years ago. Maybe even more.
Why everyone suddenly talked about it recently is beyond me.

>> No.17894315

>>17894246
But that's not Jirou.

>> No.17894316

>>17894291
Maybe a bit more detailed in outfit but otherwise yes.

>> No.17894317

>my waifu's species doesn't have some stupid meme based around her
Feels good.

>> No.17894319

>>17894315
She's good too. An entire cast of great girls.

>> No.17894324

>>17894296
This is ideal. Your house is like one big maid cafe and hotel- and you’re the only customer.
Would she make her bodies different bodytypes too?
Would she form a voluptuous 12 foot tall mistress when she pulls it all together that quickly drains SAN to look at?

>> No.17894328

>>17894312
Because dragon ball super is an ongoing thing, and despite its current state people were happy about it being back.
And even now some people still enjoy watching it so good or bad, its still relevant..

>> No.17894331

>>17894328
>dragon ball super
Disgusted Face.png

>> No.17894337

>>17894296
I would like this but except with the wife slime instead of chaos slime. Or if all the copies were also her sisters/daughters instead of being part of the same person. I just want lots of housewife slimes.

>> No.17894338

>>17894317
I don’t mind the memes existing, what bothers me is when you get shunned for more canonical conversation.
Like talking about Demons or Dark Priests corrupting women and someone inevitably being an ass about it posting that Valkyrie meme and proceeding to ree if you try to ignore it and discuss further.
Or the endless tiresome maledom vs femdom shit

>> No.17894344

>>17894331
One of the worst additions are the Saiyan women.

>> No.17894345

>>17894328
>Dragon Ball Super
>Otherwise known as Toei fucks up yet again: The Anime
>A show that Shoggocks watches in a self-convinced ironic fashion and bitches about stupid shit in literal fanfiction of a show
Anon Dragon Ball literally went downhill when it became less about the even footing or even the whimsical fights of the early series into nothing but a non-stop power level wank-a-thon. The next thing you'll know there's going to be a fucking Super Saiyan Chartreuse and idiots are going to eat that shit up.

>> No.17894351

https://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65887821

Another mousefu commission down!

>> No.17894355

>>17894279
I would love to cook for my ogre all she wants but between the sweets, alchohol, and all the meat I'd get her, it wouldn't be long before her muscled physique was less than intimidating.

>> No.17894357

>>17894351
You're waifus design is lame.

>> No.17894359

>>17894344
Sorry, I only cared about Dragonball and Dragonball Z. Everything after Buu's death doesn't exist.
Weren't saiyan women a thing in Goku's father's story?

>> No.17894365

>>17894351
She's still too big to be a mouse girl, since she seems bigger than the guy and has a hathorite body, but I like these images.
Nice to see a switch couple now and then.

>> No.17894373
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17894373

I like Tentacle girls. Anyone have any good stories featuring them?

>> No.17894378

>>17894359
The problem is that one went from power level 5 human farmer to Broly in like 45 seconds, and the other went from Raditz to Beerus in 20 minutes.

>> No.17894380

>>17894359
Yes, but the ones added in Super are from a different universe and rival GT levels of terrible.

>> No.17894385

>>17894373
I don't think they have any.

>> No.17894386

>>17894317
Lucky you, mine gets the most hate out of all the species

>> No.17894391

>>17894386
I'll take Lilim for $200, anon.

>> No.17894395

>>17894357
Honestly that hurts me more than it should. I forgot to tell the artist she is supposed to have a bandaid on her nose. No one to blame but myself for that one though.

>>17894365
I've also commissioned a few younger more average looking mice from that artist cause I'm a filthy daughter dicker. To be honest I like her because her body is the exception while the other two are much more average looking.

>> No.17894398
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17894398

>would you let your waifu time-travel to molest you as a child
>how far back are you willing to let her go

>> No.17894405

>>17894337
>seven Nureonagos bowing at you as you wake up, each silently holding a piece of your daily outfit
>bathe you using only their moist bodies then dutifully dress you before bowing again until you leave the room to inspect the grounds
>silently follow you in single file, each with a different styled and colored umbrella
>when you make it back inside they naturally and ceremoniously remove your boots and quickly wash your feet while three lead you to sit down as the others fetch breakfast
>from there they are yours to command, dutifully following and bowing until called or pointed to, always beaming a cute demure smile when asked to serve
>at the end of the day they leave you alone for fifteen minutes as you rest in the study
>when you head to your room, they’re all on the bed, looking at you over the shoulder, each having formed alluring yet classy outfits, their legs all flowing down to the same base mass
>you can either select them one by one or take them all
>they’re all always shocked by your vigor and power
>you can tell it’s genuine too feeling their bodies quiver and shudder beneath your prying hands
>as it all ends, they each silently stroke your head and whisper, sometimes the only words they’ll say in a day, “I love you” in their native language
>then sleep takes you in their cool embrace
Wife Slimes.
Best Slimes.

>> No.17894410

>>17894391
No, human

>> No.17894411

>>17894395
Isn't she supposed to be a Giant Mouse? Why remove the parts that make her identifiable as such?

>> No.17894415

>>17894373
They've had a greentext and one story that Silent_II did once upon a time that he's since deleted.

>> No.17894423

>>17894411
When her body is bigger the hair makes her look kind of like a monkey. I think the fur bits look way better on smaller bodytypes

>> No.17894424

>>17894373
>>17894415
Frostcicle did one.

>> No.17894430

>>17894424
Who the fuck cares about Frosticle.

>> No.17894431
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17894431

>>17894410
Knights are the best

>> No.17894435

>>17894430
What's wrong with frosticle?

>> No.17894439

>>17894338
Yeah.
it also doesnt help that we don't have much corruption art, and the what we do have usually gets the response "she looks better as a human"

>> No.17894445

>>17894430
That's unfair. He's actually pretty good, and probably one of the better active writefags we have right now.
I still want more from that Delerium guy though, because holy fuck his Apsara story utterly annihilated most of the writefagging we've had.

>> No.17894446

>>17894431
Knights are best for giving items to transform them.

Like the Helm of Boars Wrath That turns them into a massively strongfat P'Orc or a belt of Bull's Strength That'll cause them to end up as a hugely muscled minotaur.

>> No.17894447

>>17894430
What a mean thing to say.

>> No.17894449

>>17894102
It would be a good mix of cute, lewd and comfy.

>> No.17894451

>>17894430
Who the fuck cares about your opinion

>> No.17894452
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17894452

>the whole universe have tons of mgs to choose from
>still choose the classic succ

I don't even know if this is good or bad or whatever

>> No.17894454

>>17894431
>No boisterous Irish accented Knight whose personality is so forceful that when a Lilim monsterizes her into a Kikimora to try and neutralize her she still acts exactly the same.

>> No.17894457

>>17894452
Vanilla is always a good flavor.

>> No.17894459

>>17894452
>Says Succ
>Posts Demon
Getting some mixed messages here anon.

>> No.17894462

>>17894439
>"she looks better as a human"
I unironically think that this is the case with most of KC's before and afters. It's completely his fault for making the human forms so attractive, if he made them flawed somehow (yes, other than being human) then the transformation would look like the upgrade it's supposed to be.
It also doesn't help when the "after" is covered with some guy's cum and making a stupid face.

>> No.17894464

>>17894451
Obviously you do if you took the time to respond to it faggot

>> No.17894472

>>17894378
Broly? Beerus? Who the fuck are these?

>> No.17894473

>>17894446
This. I want two knight-chans, one for each.
The first a proper and nobely mannered lady that billows into a deliciously slovenly strongfat P’Orc and the second a lithe and graceful lady who bulks out into a bodaciously crude and fuck-crazy beefy Mino.

>> No.17894475
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17894475

>>17894462
The only one that applies to is the lesser succubus, and even then i don't think the face is stupid

>> No.17894476

>>17894430
>There's an anon who hates Frosticle now
Why though? He's a solid writefag and the only criticism I can make for him is the stories are a little on the generic side.

>> No.17894479

>>17894430
What a fag.

>> No.17894481

>>17894328
All i heard is that dbs goku is actually dumber than tfs goku.

>> No.17894485

>>17894476
It's called an opinion. I'm not obligated to like ANY writefags but there are some that I do like Losenis, Beast when it comes to his roulettes, and ELH's Clockcore. Everything else to me is as irrelevant as the sands on a beach.

>> No.17894487

>>17894473
That it would be, although it would be interesting to see parts of their old personalities pop through.

Like the P'Orc pigging out on a long feasting/drinking/fucking session only to slip into the old, courtly speak she used to have as she offers to take you to bed, her tone still strong and words polite despite the obvious changes she's endoured or the minotaur proudly boasting how she could take anyone in the hall of a count you're visiting before taking you by the hand and doing a long, sweeping dance that she effortlessly pulls off despite the increased musculature she's gotten.

>> No.17894490

>>17894459
I like both

>> No.17894496

>>17894472
Broly was the OG powerlevel memelord
a saiyan that when he goes super, hulks out and wrecks shit, also the only movie villian to have 3 movies about him

Beerus was the "villain" from the movie battle of the gods, a god of destruction that wipes the floor with goku even after he gains a new form

and now its revealed that twin retarded blue midgets are the strongest thing in the MULTIVERSE and can nuke universes on a fucking whim

>> No.17894499

>>17894395
Don't worry anon. Her face in that picture is pretty cute and your daughterus a sexy too.

>> No.17894501

>>17894473
>Mino knight pre-transformation
>”Look well, squire, for this is Featherpointe, my prized sabre! It is not the clumsy tool of a brute, but a fine dance of death and grace!”

>post transformation
>”Huh? This ol’ thing? Oh, yeah, uh, kinda works as a toothpick ah reckon. Ain’t good fer bashin skulls like this ‘ere greataxe though. Course you can have it sugarpie! Y’all know you don’t gotta ask big bessy fer nothin, you lil cutie~”

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17894506

>>17894475
I disagree. Just look at this one, she's so much better than her succubus form.

>> No.17894508

>>17894501
>Implying that she doesn't remember what it is and is simply trying to trick you into accepting her old weapon because it cannot take the strength of her new body.

>> No.17894513

>>17894485
That's cool, but there's no need to be a complete dick about it.

>> No.17894517

>>17894506
You are correct.

>> No.17894519

>>17894487
They’re positively perfect. I want to have all sorts of escapades with them. Both are just my type.

>>17894501
>Mino gains a southern drawl
Fantastic. What does the former-ojou-turned-hedonist P’Orc get?

>> No.17894520

>>17894496
Oh. Movies.

So basically fanfics.

>> No.17894521

>>17894481
It feels like his mentality has gone to "I don't care unless I get a good fight out of it"
In super he calls in favors to hire an assassin from another dimension with time fuckery powers and marked himself as the target just to fight him

>> No.17894532

It looks like the super-salty anon is back again.

>> No.17894533

>>17894506
I'd fuck her ass raw until she begs for me to cum.

>> No.17894539

>>17894508
Cute.
>”Uh... hey anon?”
>she blushes and scratches her neck
>”D-do be careful with that now, ya’hear?”
>lovingly store it away for safekeeping and hug the behemoth as she smiles
>”Oi! Yous two fuckin’ witout me?”
>P’Orc blunders in, stein and chicken leg in hand

>> No.17894541

>>17894532
>Shitting on people's waifus for no reason
>Shitting on good writefags for no reason
It would seem so anon.

>> No.17894544

>>17894519
Oh, I imagine that you'd have plenty of fun with them, although I imagine that there may be some awkward moments when you run into folks you used to travel with.

Especially when they point out how the Noble knights far larger, and far softer, than she used to and how the Minotaur probably isn't as graceful as she used to be despite thanks to the mounds of muscle on her.

And as for the Ojou, she still has a haughty, proper tone she used to, its just that she now doesn't care about having a hamhock or full stein to partake in during meetings or conversations.


Or about sitting her extra wide rump into your lap with a 'little something' in her while she's negotiating for something.

>> No.17894548

>>17894521
It's probably the only way he gets off now since his wife never gives him any.

>> No.17894550
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17894550

>>17894520
Beerus's movie was later put into super as an arc.
Broly's hulk gimmick came back i the form of berserker kale

>> No.17894554

>>17894519
Orky talk of course.

>> No.17894558

>>17894550
So it was retconned, okay.
Still trash.

>> No.17894559

>>17894485
>Beast when it comes to his roulettes
I forget he even does stories outside of those

>> No.17894564

>>17894539
Yep, a cutie, even if she over-exaggerates her accent every now and then.

The P'Orc would also toss you that familial ring she used to wear because 'it doesn't fit' when in reality it still technically fits but her family has an old tradition of handing said rings to people they wish to marry once their errantry ends and they return to settle down.

>> No.17894567

>>17894559
He does and I honestly feel they aren't as good. His writing style and stories are better suited to fun and silly things.

>> No.17894578

>>17894544
Oh I’d make sure those meetings go extra long in those cases then. Only for the Mino to angrily pull me off at the end saying it’s “her turn for fillin” before log carrying me over her shoulder back to her room, Steam already billowing from her nostrils. By then the P’Orc would be in too much a drunk/cumdrunk stupor to care.
We’d get kicked out of quite a few towns I imagine.

>> No.17894582

Why must you awaken my accent fetish again guys?

>> No.17894585

>>17894513
God forbid I don't suck the cock of a writefag's ego. Frostcicle isn't a bad writer, I will give him that, but he writes literally nothing as of yet that has caught my interest.

>> No.17894592

>>17894564
Then I’d cherish those items as much as I cherished them.
Their combined strength would also be handy in trivializing most perils of adventuring.

>> No.17894600

>>17894559
Burning edge and scalebound
He also seems to have a bunch of one shots following his own salamander-brained steelim, Selene.
If you want my recommendation read this
https://pastebin.com/BR3cMSJL

>> No.17894603

>>17894475
I don't know what's up, but everytime KC draws a human/monster girl, the human half ends up hotter then the monster half.

>> No.17894605

>>17894578
Depends on how good you guys are, if you do your jobs well then people may tolerate some indecencies/broken beds.

There would always be cuddling afterwards though, even if that P'Orc is always causing trouble by being cumbloated all day thanks to some 'assisting' potions she gives you, along with all her snacking and drinking.

The mino just causes trouble when she accidentally knocks things over or breaks something due to her strength and size.

>> No.17894609

>>17894592
That it would, and no matter how many quests you go on, you could always take comfort in knowing they are both still the same justice driven and caring people that you started with, even if one keeps finding new physical peaks while the other tests the limits of her stomach and liver every day.

>> No.17894612

>>17894585
That's also fine and completely reasonable, but you still stormed in angrily hurling around your hot opinions and got mad when anons called you out for it.

>> No.17894616

Corruption is shit.
Consensual transformation is god-tier.

>> No.17894620

>>17894616
Give me an example Anon?

>> No.17894622

>>17894612
Except I'm not even remotely angry. I'm moreso amused by the fact you're legitimately defending somebody you don't even know as if the thread is stripped barren for content.

>> No.17894625

>>17894603
Its the flipside for me
I prefer the monster sides to every girl

>> No.17894628
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17894628

>>17894582

Oooh lala!

>> No.17894632

>>17894600
>salamander-brained steelim, Selene.
What?

>> No.17894633

>>17894605
>>17894609
Best girls, best life, best fetishes, best wife(s).
The nobles may be disapproving, but the actual townspeople and people in need of help would come to revere us as folk heroes always there to do good and bring merriment.
The joking yet endearing “Three Meat-knights” name would be sung from village to village as the P’Orc taste tests all the local brews and helps perfect farming techniques, the Mino uproots oak trees by herself and builds cabin walls in record time, and I negotiate between the town leaders and the distant nobility.
Huzzah indeed!

>> No.17894635

>>17894567
I like burning edge.
Even more now that nadia's a full salamander

>> No.17894637

>>17894632
Beast's OC lilim who likes to fight.

>> No.17894638

>>17894628
>Tritonia wistfully wondering aloud when her amor Prince Charming will come rescue her
>as said man is being raped by her tentacles

>> No.17894640

>>17894628
Oh fuck this gets me.

>> No.17894645

>>17894633
Yep just be sure to treat those girls well.

Also try not to laugh too hard when that meat mound of a P'Orc takes a break from downing some wine to deftly point out some noble obligations that aren't being followed by the resident duke/some laws that should, technically, be invoked or for the Minotaur to take a break from ripping up roots to point out some finer points of etiquette that aren't being followed by the resident upper class.

>> No.17894646

>>17894622
>Except I'm not even remotely angry.
Maybe angry is the wrong word.
Full of yourself, maybe.
>legitimately defending somebody you don't even know as if the thread is stripped barren for content.
Nah, it's more that you thought it was super important to shit on a random writefag and are somehow baffled that some of us thought that was a dick thing to do.
I'm done wasting my time with you anyway, part of me thinks you're only doing this for attention and I won't indulge you anymore.

>> No.17894653
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17894653

wet monoeye

>> No.17894663
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>>17894632
Beast loves fighting, so he wanted his lilim to have a quirk so he made her a fight lover.
She loves figghting so much that her mansion has an underground arena.
He also said he used a lilim instead of a succubus for the corruption variety as Beast is a corruption fag.
At least he doesn't ruin his stories with his maledom.

>> No.17894670

>>17894609
>Visit Apothecary/medicinewoman
>tells the P’Orc she has enough alcohol saturated into her liver it would kill a human man five times over
>”Hmph, only five? Much more room to go then- let’s shoot for ten!”
>Mino is told she can apparently lift more than even the most advanced siege machinery capable in the kingdom
>”Shoot, just point me at the wall ‘n I’ll break it down in half the time it takes that rustbucket too!”
>Anon is told he actually incubized months ago and has excessive amounts of DE coursing through him
>both girls smother his head between their breasts as they smile in unison
>”We coulda told you that~!”

>> No.17894672

>>17893985
Jorou-gumo.

>> No.17894676

>>17894638
>Amor prince
Can you hear the sounds of eros paladins?

>> No.17894681

>>17894653
Someone get that poor girl an umbrella!

>> No.17894682

>>17894638

>When she hugs you for the first time she giggles innocently, declaring that now she now has a cute boy, hugging you closely that causes you to sink further in her body
>With your head firmly sandwiched between her breasts she giggles more and strokes your hair
>Her slime ensures that you are positively glued to her, much to her delight

>> No.17894701

>>17894645
I love it. I can see the P’Orc lazily handing over a spotlessly written legal document explaining why the Duke is not in accordance with code, and when he asks who wrote such a thing she gives an annoying snort stating anon wouldn’t let her “milk him” until she finished it.

And the Mino gruffly pointing out to the ladies in waiting that their stance and presentation is all wrong before finally just showing them using Anon as her partner before exclaiming that if her beefy ass can do it, it should be easy as pie for those petite princesses.

>> No.17894704

>>17894682
Does she call me her little cauliflower?

>> No.17894711

>>17894670
A cute.

>> No.17894718

>>17894646
If I thought it were super important to shit on Frostcicle I'd call him the thread's version of Sukiru Ikeda you inept dweeb. Take a Midol or Xanax and get back to me.

>> No.17894720

>>17894701
Exactly, although I can certainly see the P'Orc leaving to go 'drink her fill' and the minotaur letting you take the lead so you can hold her when she leans back, despite her muscles making her heavier.

>> No.17894724

>>17894682
>”Oh! Ou lala mon amor, you are so forward! But please, zis body is yours to use~”
>Anon burbles a reply that gets lost in the Slime, can’t move at all but wiggles his head as it’s trapped between her breasts
>”Oh hon! Such a feisty Prince Charming! Your actions, they speak louder than any words beautiful~”

>> No.17894742

>>17894704

She'll take you to her home and call you all kinds of cutesy nicknames, amused by any embarrassment you express in turn

>> No.17894752

>>17894742
Cutesy nicknames are good.

>> No.17894755

>>17894720
>Mino twice anon’s size leaning into a low dip with him fully supporting her weight, her face legitimately swooning
>meanwhile anon is holding out like it’s the toughest battle he’s ever fought, his own muscles screaming in agony but his mind going full “Do It For Her” as she gazes blushing up at him
Cute
She’s gonna reward him with a standing flexing one-armed riding blowjob later

>> No.17894761

>>17894755
Ah, the Dickkegger/Chugjob.
Only the truly muscular Monstergirls have the strength to pull it off.

>> No.17894765

>>17894755
But he's not done yet.

To make it that moment she's dreamed of for years, he needs to lean in and give her a kiss on the lips.

Hopefully before his back and/or legs give out.

>>17894761
A true perk right there

>> No.17894786

>>17894761
>Mino dickkegger fight.

>> No.17894788
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>>17894670
This thread has a severe lack of P'Orc and Greenskin content. Fuck's sake.

>> No.17894790

>>17894752

Yes they are. Her body and dress glow quite a lot when she's happy. You won't be able to see it as often as you'd like while being hugged but she glows the brightest when doing that. Saying how happy she is that she's finally found her prince charming

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17894796

>>17894788
>that nose
That's because most greenskin art is fucking terrible, yet resident braindead fa/tg/uys insist on posting it on /jp/ of all places.

>> No.17894797

>>17894765
That would make even such an imposing Mino go full ‘mere female bovine’ in bed.
She’d for one night only be fully submissive in bed, wanting Anon to take the lead and use her body as he sees fit, making her feel like her delicate flower even though her body is like an armored tank.
The P’Orc would act the same way if he also did it with her. All traces of slovenly behavior gone for one night as she longingly looks at him not for cum but for passion.

>> No.17894804

>>17894796
Cute piggu.
Would pump that rump.

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>>17894796

>> No.17894812

>>17894752
It would be so nice to start out by speaking her name normally but getting cuter and cuter as time went on. When it was just the two of us I'd use the ultimate version of it.

>> No.17894813

>>17894796
>>17894807
P’Orcs gotta be my favorite girls simply for how versatile they are. They can reasonably fulfill a whole spectrum of fetishes.

>> No.17894814

Whats the most effective way to seduce a Jinko?

>> No.17894816

>>17894814
Old kung-fu movies and pizza.

>> No.17894817

>>17894807
I still don't regret commissioning that. Worth the four month wait from my boy Ittla.

>> No.17894818

>>17894807
>those pitiful hips
/fit/ girls need wide hips and soft squishy parts, or else they're just men with tits glued to their chests like that shit Ochi art.

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17894819

>>17894813
>shortstacks
>plump
>muscle
>sub
>dom
>memefat
>rough fighting sex
yeah, I can see that
>>17894814
Confess your love for muscled cats, and rub her chin until she chuffs

>> No.17894822

>>17894797
Yep.
And those evenings would be special treats where each one would be comfortably snuggling up on each side of you

>> No.17894823

>>17894812
Imagine her blushing and squishing her face between her hands and happily wiggling her whole body as you use her ultimate cutesy nickname.

>> No.17894827

>>17894813
Exactly.
P'orcs let you get away with a lot of things due to them being both built for it and not popular enough to draw folks ire when said things are done.

Imagine trying those things with a Jinko.

>> No.17894829

>>17894819
>tfw all her clothes are still in the wash

>> No.17894830

I wanna breed a P’Orc Warchief in front of her entire clan!

>> No.17894831

>>17894822
A perfect end.
Here’s to whatever irresponsible crazy wizard created those cursed items.

>> No.17894844

>>17894827
>>17894819
They’re the workhorse Monstergirl. Not too rare, not too fancy, but extremely loyal and up for anything- literally anything.

>> No.17894845

>>17894831
I would create cursed Items like that solely for the variety, even if there was a good chance I wouldn't end up with those girls myself.

>> No.17894851

>>17894831
>KC in a wizard hat raffing in the distance as a Baphomet bounces on him

>> No.17894852

>>17894796
Fuck you mate I'm a pseudo-fa/tg/uy and I want to breed ALL THE ORCS

>> No.17894854

>>17894844
Exactly.
I would love them but, assuming I'm able to beat them/a warlord, there would be too much temptation to do a whole lot of overly perverted things with them.

>> No.17894856

>>17894823
I'd give her tons of hugs if she used mine on me, followed by a lot of praises and nuzzling. We would be careful with using it on public though unless we wanted to tease one another.

>> No.17894860

>>17894827
I want to try those things with a jinko though.

>> No.17894861

>>17894813
>They can reasonably fulfill a whole spectrum of fetishes
That's real rich. The only fetish they fulfill is the fat fetish.

>> No.17894862

>>17894854
What happens in the stronghold stays in the stronghold- chief.
Me too, but I’d embrace it.

>> No.17894874

>>17894845
Make sure to have a wide range of curses so it won't be boring.

>> No.17894883

>>17894860
And I too wish to do that but dander would be raised.

>>17894862
Maybe.
Beating a local champion and then turning her into the big, super soft, communal milk dispenser would be but one of the things I'd need to resist doing, particularly if she was an very arrogant member of the warband.

I would make up for it by, at least, taking her to bed so she's not utterly demoralized at being unable to fight.

>> No.17894884

>>17894874
Oh, you know it.

Nothing like giving a rogue a leather cuirasse of 'protection' that happens to increase the size of the chest its protecting, along with slowly making her a holst or a headband of charisma that slowly grows out the woman's hair as she turns into a Kej

>> No.17894887

>>17894823
>>17894856

Happy tritonias must be quite something to see at night, faintly glowing. Not that you'd be able to see too often with your head in her bosom so often but still

>> No.17894889

>>17894813
I feel you, I'm a huge fan of harem type girls like mice and bugs, but there are certain things things I could only imagine myself doing to an orc. Them all being curvy and overly clingy self-proclaimed slaves to their husband is also pretty great.

>> No.17894893

>>17894889
I could do some of this stuff with large mice/kephri but they're less prone to being tall/muscled so that makes it difficult, although other fun can be had and, again, folks don't normally get as up in arms.

>> No.17894894

>>17894887
Well, my waifu inst' a Tritonia but I'm sure they'd look cute too if you started to say nice things to her. The tentacles on her back would get all wiggly happy too.

>> No.17894895
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Twintail Griffon is watching you

>> No.17894900
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Nice day for it.

>> No.17894911

>>17894900
No.

>> No.17894914

>>17894900
>Filename
Begone, impostor.

>> No.17894920

>>17894900
Lani got a picture, you add it to it

>> No.17894923
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>>17894895
>just wears the same outfit as the profile Griffon
Lame.

>> No.17894924

>>17894920
>lani was added
STOP

>> No.17894925

>>17894920
*can add

>> No.17894930

>>17894900
Fuck off Shoggocks

>> No.17894935

>>17894900
Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Who Best Girl

>> No.17894936

>>17894920
>add a meme lilim to the images
No, because that's stupid.

>> No.17894939
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>>17894936
>Lani
>Meme

>> No.17894941
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>>17894900
>off-profile MGE girls get shit while Steelims thrive
Yamero.

>> No.17894943

>>17894819
What if you rub her abs instead?

>> No.17894944
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>>17894943
Also encouraged

>> No.17894946

>>17894939
Yes, she is a meme.
She's not forced as aggressively as she used to be but that changes nothing. It's like saying CRUSHER isn't a meme because her creator suddenly takes her seriously.

>> No.17894959

>>17894946
I mean, I guess she's less of a meme than that one-shot Lilim who only had 2 stories shitposting about other Lilims.

Vanessa, I think?

>> No.17894967

>>17894959
>Vanessa
Literally who? I'm not being a dick, I just don't know what you're on about.

>> No.17894972

>>17894959
Not really. You have lilims who exist but no one cares about, not even their creators, like that vanessa or the three hugger and you have people that tried too hard to force it in, like Lani.

>> No.17894973

>>17894900
Fuck this and fuck you.

>> No.17894979
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>>17894967
This one.

Also, falling into the same trap, the fuck is a three hugger Lilim

>> No.17894984

>>17894979
Is this a wiki or /monster/ thing?

>> No.17894985

>>17894979
Tree hugger*
The one from the lilim pastebin.

>> No.17894992

>>17894984
It's on TFT but maybe it's on /monster/ too?

>>17894985
Ah

>> No.17894997

>>17894972
This. If anything the one from Long Distance Seduction belongs on the image and list, because she's actually got a story and clearly has had a lot of thought put into her.
But because its an old story no one remembers her. It's also likely that a chunk of the current thread population wasn't around back then.

>> No.17895007

>>17894972
Lani would have been acceptable if her creator actually did something with her. Instead he brought her up as much as he could until it got obnoxious and now she's only remembered as a forced meme attempt.
It's a good cautionary tale for any other content providers out there.

>> No.17895013
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>>17895007
Yeah, I really should have done things with her. But then I got into drawing and things went to shit for my writing.

>> No.17895016

>>17895013
Why did you even push her in the first place?

>> No.17895018

>>17894894

My waifu isn't a Tritonia either but they're still really cute

>> No.17895019

>>17895016
Because I PLANNED on writing things with her, but shit happened.

>> No.17895021

>>17895013
>that image
It's that a latenight drawing?

>> No.17895025

>>17895021
no, the artist is earlymorning

>> No.17895031

>>17895021
Are you fucking stupid?

>> No.17895033

>>17895018
Indeed. Would definitely pat and say that she's a good girl.

>> No.17895062

What girl is best for curing rampant paranoia?

>> No.17895064

>>17895062
Chesire cat.

You either get over your paranoia fast or it just makes for more interesting rape.

>> No.17895065

>>17895062
Cheshire.

>> No.17895071

>>17895064
>>17895065
Cheshire mind. I could feel the grin from here.

>> No.17895073

>>17895062
Mindflayer.

>> No.17895114

>>17895062
a jinko hunting you

>> No.17895122

>>17895062
Big fat cuddle cat

>> No.17895133

I want to be tickled by a Monster Girl.

>> No.17895148

>>17895133
I want to tickle my dragon so hard she breathes fire, hopefully not at me.

>> No.17895152

>>17893499
Big Wight Booty > Danuki Milkers

>> No.17895156

>>17895148
Anon are you going to defy the Hogwarts school motto?

>> No.17895158

>>17895152
Only because doing a fat bottomed, teen wight in the dark corners of the school is better than having the ultra busty tanuki teen blow you in the same spot is.....
Wait, both are good.

>> No.17895170

>>17895156
She already snorts and breathes fires rarely while she's sleeping so she breaks them herself. I'd just be having a little fun.

>> No.17895231

>>17895170
>snorts
Sounds unbecoming of a proud dragon.

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>>17895158
>the Wight sits on your face while the Tanuki engages in milky paizuri

>> No.17895256

>>17895241
The best, although it will always lead to one wondering which will get anon's kids first.

>> No.17895257

I want to go to a Jinko that is training, appear in front of her and hug her. Just hug her. To see her reaction.

>> No.17895261
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>>17895013
Take better care of your loli wyverns.

>> No.17895271
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>>17895231
Comes from her being a bit of a tomboy and being too relaxed around me. She keeps up with her training, but if the day has been lazy and I pampered her enough this rare scene can be seen.
Though the Ratas do sometimes show up trying to record such an event.

>> No.17895280

>>17895257
I want to be a world champion boxee and have an overweight jinko trainer that eats chocolate bars.

>> No.17895295

>>17895280
Hellhound stole my bike!

>> No.17895296

>You will never be a radical faction knight and crusade for the demon lord

>> No.17895314
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>>17893982
>Automaton

>Shoggoth

>Undead

Great taste

>> No.17895318
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17895318

All these posts about seducing and approaching Jinkos are a good service, to both single Jinkos and Jinko husbands.

Remember that Jinkos suck at dating and some believe that men dont like their "masculine" bodies, making some of them even misandrists. They are extremely shy.

A Jinko is never going to make the first move, unless she is in mating season. You have to make the first move. Just be prepared to see her stance collapse, blush and stutter a lot.

You also must initiate physical contact and lead the physical interaction, it can take an entire day or more for a Jinko to muster the courage to hold your hand by herself, forget about her going for the kiss unless you give her a lot of cues, and even then its uncertain she will. This only apply to out of season unmarried Jinkos though.

>> No.17895325

A man needs a monstergirl like a fish needs a bicycle!

>> No.17895337
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>>17895318
That's adorable, but I really like women who take the lead. I'll adapt. Also have a bigger perfect girl.

>> No.17895340

>>17895337
As a manlet i want to bully a taller monster by making fun of her height saying its unfeminine.

>> No.17895342

>>17895296
I prefer to be an adventurer/mercenary

>> No.17895343

>>17895340
You gonna get Kabedon'd

>> No.17895353

>>17895337
Thats only when unmarried and if you approach her out of mating season, once you get married, she will completely take the lead.

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>>17894817
Ittla does good stuff. I wanna commission him.

>> No.17895362

>>17895158
>you'll never be a teacher in MGC middle/high school and have a secret affair with the wight class president

>> No.17895367

>>17895362
>You'll never be kabedon'd by the muscular Oni gym teacher

>> No.17895372

>>17895318
I want to tell a jinko that she can look more feminine by eating more sweets.

>> No.17895383

>>17895340
You might want to do that deep into the date anon, at the very least when you are already handholding or clinging to her muscled arm. If you do that as soon as you meet her or early in the date, she might be seriously offended or think you just approached her to make fun of her. And get to experience a painful punch to the gut/face from 7ft+ wall of muscle, trained in the art of punching stuff in the most painful way possible. Specially if the Jinko you approach is those misandrist types that hate men because she thinks they dont find her attractive.

>> No.17895389
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>>17895357
He does good cuddling pics

>> No.17895392
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17895392

I want an ocean serpent waifu.

>> No.17895453
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>Mofu Yakuza
>but no Mist Triads or Undead Mafia to go along with it

>> No.17895462

>>17895392
That's nice.

>>17895357
All I can advise when it comes to commissioning Ittla is that a good deal of patience is necessary. He gets rather swamped quickly when he opens them. That Orc picture was the better part of four months in waiting, but it was still worth it nonetheless.

>> No.17895471

>>17895392
>6 armpits

>> No.17895475
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>>17895318
But what if she asks me to prove Im really into her?

>> No.17895476

>>17895453
That's a jinko though, what's she doing in a fox mafia?

>> No.17895483

>>17895476
She'd be a Triad you idjit.

>> No.17895501

how would be revenants be in MGE?
they are essentially zombies but cooler
they revive with a intense zeal to complete a task, kill someone or protect something and just cease to exist after doing so, just gone donezo.
they are unkillable as they just resurrect again and again, they also have a vague sense of where there objective is no matter where.
appearance wise they look the same as if they were alive maybe pale like a lich.

>> No.17895511

>>17895383
Christ imagine the videos you can make with this...
>manlet calls siberian jinko susan murphy prank in the hood(gone wrong) (gone violent) (almost killed) (barely made it) (wedding planned) (groom bruised)

>> No.17895515

>>17895453
> No greasy Pizza Peninsula mafioso girls.

>> No.17895518
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>>17895501
>Orgasmically screaming skeletons who fire dark matter bombs

>> No.17895522

>>17895501
>Habitat: Secret compartments
>Disposition: Agitated

>> No.17895525

>>17895511
Aren't most men manlets compared to big jinkos?

>> No.17895528

>>17895501
I figured it would be the evolution of base skeleton girls.
zombie to wight
ghost to phantom
skeleton to revenant

>> No.17895543 [SPOILER] 
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>>17895528
how would a upgrade from skeleton to extremely vengeful spirit work?

>> No.17895545

>>17895501
They die while having romantic feelings for a man, so their body turns into a revenant and they rape him.

>> No.17895552

>>17895511
Im kind of a masochist, so if she hits me I would likely come back latter with heart pupils telling her it was a joke, that Im crazy over her and ask her to marry me.

>> No.17895571

>>17895552
>men with heart pupils
Is that even possible?

>> No.17895584

>>17895571
alps

>> No.17895585
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17895585

Why is this allowed?

>> No.17895587

>>17895571
Eh, if you guys think some powerful warrior woman can do it then I bet guys could too.

>> No.17895591

>>17895585
Because additional arms is patrician tier.

>> No.17895593

>>17895571
I'd heart pupil for and with my wives If those meme portals ever open.

>> No.17895598

>>17895571
If you are infused with mamono mana, yes. Its a symbol that tells a monster girl you have recognized her as a wife, similar to how MGs bodies change when they recognize a man as a husband. It makes your spirit energy disgusting to every other MG and makes the target MG immediatly fall in love just by sensing your spirit energy.

>> No.17895600

>>17895585
Why shouldn't it be?

>> No.17895601

>>17895591
I'll just leave this here:
https://i.imgur.com/KfiRmhj.png

>> No.17895608

>>17895584
I want to make an alp a mother while she says full homo.

>> No.17895630

>>17895601
How shiny.

>> No.17895632

>>17895601
>knee spikes
It's shit.

>> No.17895635
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Please be sure to use complete summoning circles when summoning imps or devils. Otherwise they might escape.

>> No.17895643

>>17895635
fug i forgot the source this.

>> No.17895647

>>17895635
It's guro, isn't it?

>> No.17895653

>>17895647
No, just pudgy onee-san loli.

>>17895643
Black Magic 2. I don't feel like digging up an exhentai link but you should be able to find it easy.

>> No.17895661

>>17895571
Realistically, what kind of vision change would you experience when your pupils shifted from circular to a spherical shape? Would it be similar to the Cuttlefish’s W shape pupil and increase perception of polarized light? Would the bottom of your field of vision become blurry due to the bottom V shape blocking light from hitting your receptors?

>> No.17895678

what happens if you blueball a monster?

>> No.17895683

>>17895635
Is that a parody of the gyate gyate face?

>> No.17895685
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>>17895678

>> No.17895688

>>17895678
>blueball
>monsters
Alps are the only females you can blueball.

>> No.17895700

>>17895688
>Alps
>females
Anon...

>> No.17895715

>>17895688
>>17895700
>Notto disu shite again

>> No.17895720

>>17895715
Only the gender they were born with matters. Otherwise, everyone is an attack helicopter.

>> No.17895725

>>17895643
https://exhentai.org/g/1134690/1467b708e3/
Sadly, pretty much every after the chapters involving the demons is pretty much furry

>> No.17895731

>>17895725
>This gallery has been removed or is unavailable.
Urgh. Too lazy to log in exhentai.

>> No.17895762 [DELETED] 
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>>17895571
It can.

>> No.17895785

>>17895725
>pretty much furry
"Pretty much" my ass, that is 250% furry.

>> No.17895797
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"So how do you explain your termination from your previous job?"

"When the booze ran out . . . so did I~"

>> No.17895800
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Alps.

>> No.17895802
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17895802

Why are foxes so lewd?

>> No.17895807

>>17895797
The size difference really makes this pic. That oni's foot is the size of the Ratatoskr's body. And yet the two together look natural and one doesn't look wildly weird.

Size difference with Monster Girls is nice.

>> No.17895814

>>17895797
>Oni has to ATG squat to fit in the room
>Ratatoskr's fluff is bigger than the Oni's torso
In any event, what sort of skillset does an Oni bring to a media organisation?

>> No.17895821

>>17895797
What are her skills?

>> No.17895822

>>17895814
Sports reporting, I guess

>> No.17895826

>>17895821
Is drinking a skill?

>> No.17895827

>>17895797
Rata-chan is hiring for her news network!

>> No.17895828

>>17895807
You know how Pokemon have those images with the the trainer standing next to the monster so you can relate the size to? We need that for MGE. Just how short or tall are these things?

>> No.17895830

>>17895802
>tie
>bind
>spank
I don't like this fox

>> No.17895831

>>17895797
Who's the next applicant?

>> No.17895833
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>> No.17895837

>>17895830
>he doesn't like to spank foxes
Gaaaaaay

>> No.17895840
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>>17895725
heh

>> No.17895842

>>17895837
I don't see the appeal of spanking

>> No.17895847

>>17895842
This desu. I don't want to see my waifu flustered or in pain and I get no satisfaction from whacking around some lumps of fat

>> No.17895849

>>17895842
>Disdain for the pleb

>> No.17895854

>>17895842
I might with a slime, as it causes no physical harm and it would be fun to watch the jiggle.

>> No.17895870
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Doodled up a faggot cat while trying things alittle differently.

>> No.17895893

>>17895854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmCRDcfrp4g

>> No.17895898

>>17895854
It'd be like slapping jello!

>> No.17895901

>>17895870
Nice. What's that between her breasts?

>> No.17895909
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17895909

>>17895901
A pampa.

>> No.17895911
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17895911

>>17895901
A Haniwa, which is basically Pottery.

>> No.17895912

>>17895661
Name: Heart Pupil Eyes, also known as Waifugan.

Effect: Allow its user to see, open and cross the portals to MGE.

Method of attaining: Inhuman desire and thirst to be with your MG waifu.

>> No.17895914

>>17895909
Is it going to try and censor Meme cat?

>> No.17895917

>>17895914
What?

>> No.17895925

>>17893200
>just imagine lunch
Blonde Lunch best Lunch.

>> No.17895936

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for nightmares.

They've been training in the dark, practicing for their time.

What were once waifish girls that meekly hid are now massively muscled dark knights that can finally Look you in the eye without fleeing, although they can only manage mumbled words and tremble only slightly.

They're progressing.

>> No.17895938
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17895938

>>17895925
Pic related: imagining lunch

>> No.17895942

>>17895938
What a little cutie.

It's porn, isn't it? A shame.

>> No.17895944

>>17895942
It's not

>> No.17895949
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>>17895944
Then I'm gonna need the source, because I've been wanting to spoil pic related for a while now and was unable to do so.

>> No.17895956

I want to make my Mucus Toad waifu put on a top hat and dance around singing and waving a cane around!

>> No.17895965

>>17895842
Spankfags ruined what used to be a perfectly fine fetish.

>> No.17895968

>>17895956
>My daughterus will never grow up watching the old Loony Tunes

Its really weird to act like a 60 year old when I'm 25.

>> No.17895971
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>>17895956
Well I want to be a Red Lantern and take on berserking beaus.

>> No.17895973

>>17895968
Why can't they watch those cartoons? I mean it's not like they've disappeared from the Earth.

>> No.17895979

>>17895971
>God dammit Anon, hold onto your prayer beads, the ritual's barely even started!

>> No.17895983

>>17895973
Well, I'd have to find them down, which wouldn't necessarily be all that hard, but they'd probably be trying to watch whatever garbage is playing now adays.

I cut out cable and only do internet now, its fantastic.

The tanukis in the cable companies are probably freaking out.

>> No.17895990

>>17895912

>the portals were here all along
>we just couldn't see them.

>actually your waifu was already here all but physically
>She was able to imprint her desire for you which was taken in subconsciously. It wouldn't trigger unless you saw an image of her or her personally
>Thus saying "you don't choose your waifu your waifu chooses you is quite literal

>> No.17896000

Can you tease normally passive girls like kiki and mofus into trying to rape you?
should you do it?

>> No.17896002

>>17895949
It's been mentioned before

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>>17896000
Touch the cow, do it now!
Don't you fear, just kick into high gear!

>> No.17896014

>>17896000
I sure hope so.

>> No.17896023
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>>17896000
It's only fair.

>> No.17896034

>>17896023
Not a spankinfag, but damn...

Just don't look at the feet.

>> No.17896084
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17896084

>ghost girl manga is getting an anny mae

i guess it's easiest to take the tried and true romcom formula and run with it

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17896091

How fast do you think Flow Kelp could cover a derelict ship in plant-matter to make it look less sterile and more cozy?

>> No.17896113

>>17896091

what if you had about a half dozen flow kelps doing that and then they convert the ship into their own little apartment complex?

But to answer your question, maybe a couple of weeks?

>> No.17896114

>>17896084
I hope dragon gets a good voice. I don't think I could stomach it if she didn't sound right.

>> No.17896120

>>17896114
You want a female Grigori like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Rqkvl0AtE ?

>> No.17896122

>>17896113
>what if you had about a half dozen flow kelps doing that and then they convert the ship into their own little apartment complex?
That's pretty much what I was planning.
>couple of weeks
Hmm, I see. My course is set then.

>> No.17896127

>>17896004
>Sign on as a farmhand in the countryside around MGC.
>It seems like an easy job. Just keep the girls company and keep ruffians off the grounds. Simple.
>Except one of the Holsts keeps asking for sex.
>Being a professional you turn her down, but she just shows up the next day and asks again.
>The thirtieth time you turned her down she got a funny smile on her face.
>The next day she barges in to your station, pulled down the blinds and started taking off her clothes.
>"We're gonna fuck anon."
>You try to turn her down but she interrupts you.
>"We're gonna FUCK anon."
>You try to gently escort her from the building because she's starting to scare you now but she just grabs your hands and squeezes hard enough for it to hurt.
>"We're GOING to FUCK anon!"
>You weakly protest and she shoves you to the ground, tearing off your pants as you flail and try to get away.
>"Your cock is MINE anon. MINE! WE. ARE GOING. TO. FUCK!"
>Ten hours later, you're curled up in the bed crying slightly over having been violated as she lays back, hands behind her head with the smuggest grin and an imported DE Cigarette in her mouth.
>"Was it good for you too city boy? You came all over~"
>You now have to live with the fact that she'll never let you escape. Your dick belongs to that Holst now.

>> No.17896133

>>17896122

Yeah I just don't see it happening sooner than that unless the Flow Kelps had some means to speed up the process. I imagine it would be gradual so that's my reasoning.

>> No.17896156
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17896156

Gather up all the crew
Time to ship out Binks' brew
Sea wind blow to where
Who knows?
The waves will be our guide!
O'er across the ocean's tide
The sunset is goin' wild
See the sky! Birds singing
In circles passing by!
Bid farewell to Weaver's Town!
Say so long to port renowned!
Sing a song, it won't be long
Before we're casting off!
Cross the gold and silver waves
Changin' into water sprays!
Sailing out on our journey
To the ends of the sea!

>> No.17896158

>>17896156
Unrelated but what's the best wheelchair monsterfu? Not because her monster bits necessitate it but because she's a cripple.

>> No.17896163

>>17896158
The one who gets real and starts playing basketball, because that's the best manga in the world and would therefore be the best MG too.

>> No.17896167

>>17896158
Kiki. She would keep telling you that a master shouldn't be forced to wheel his maid around, but you do it anyway because you want to.

>> No.17896177

>he doesn't want to be eiffel tower'd by his waifus

>> No.17896186

>>17896177
I'd rather be Hanging Gardens'd by my waifu

>> No.17896192

>>17896177
Joke's on you anon, I actually would like that!

>> No.17896220

>page 10
>not even 1 500 posts
Slow thread. Usually it's 1 750.

>> No.17896225

>>17896158
Salamander because it's sad

>> No.17896228

>>17896225
But they are only wheelchair bound temporarily as their superior amphibian physiology will allow them to regenerate.

>> No.17896268

>>17896228
Salamanders aren't actual salamanders, anonymous.

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>>17896268
That's right, they're harder faster stronger better~

>> No.17896293

>>17896158
Monoeye.

>> No.17896297

>>17895797
Go Rata-chan! That Oni will search high and more high to help get the scoop!

>> No.17896299

>>17896297
>high and more high
Try deep in the gutter. Try rock bottom.

>> No.17896305

>>17895854
>Spank Nureonago wife
>She curiously looks at her body jiggle then smiles with a visible question mark above her head at you
>"Nanidesuka? Is- this a game where you are from, husband?"

>> No.17896315

>>17896305
How could anyone not be endeared by the shy yet loving wife slime, best slime?
I wonder if she answers the door to be a good housewife, or if she hides behind her husband when he does because she's too scared and shy at company.

>> No.17896385

>>17894567
He just needs to keep working at it.

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>get stopped on the street by an automaton police officer
>"Drop your pants and put your hands in the air. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.

>> No.17896397

>>17896388
Fuck da police!

>> No.17896399

>>17896388
>Corrupt Automaton cops hunting down cute boys and forcing them at gunpoint to pump a few loads down their throats is a regular thing in some MGC slums.
>Incidentally, marriage rates for Automatons and other such girls are absurdly high in those regions due to large influxes of construct girl loving sluts.

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>>17896397
That's the idea.

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>>17896397
Poor choice of words there, boss.

>> No.17896433

>>17896399
>she caps you in both knees with demonsilver bullets, giving you a raging erection and making it impossible to stand, let alone run away
>"Resisting arrest is an offense punishable with a life sentence as my husband~"
>you're scaroused as she slowly walks towards you with a lusty look in her eyes and you hear her reproduction unit kick into high gear

>> No.17896438

>>17896433
How much of her systems power can she send to her reproduction unit and does she have the "intense breeding" file package?
Because if it's more than 80% and she does, she's probably capable of inflicting a near constant stream of orgasms until she's pregnant.

>> No.17896453

>>17896388
>>17896399
And this is why the police in monster girl cities shoukd only be comprised of married couples with a burning sense of justice.
Salamander swordsman with her warrior husband.
Fire mouse and husband martial artists.
Living Armor and her chuuni husband who call themselves "The armor of Justice."
Automaton and her wannabe super hero husband.
Ochimusha and her samurai Lord.
Baphomet magical girl and her manager.
Etc...

>> No.17896463

>>17896438
she does, but she's also equiped with the Pelvis Crusher 2000 upgrade, which has been known to malfunction by causing an automaton's hips to move on their own

>> No.17896467

>>17896463
Hope you weren't planning for less Daughteru units than in the double digits.

>> No.17896473

>>17896432
Gonna fuck her and the police hellhound at the same time.

>> No.17896475

>>17896453
What about that weird guy that looks completely dead inside?

>> No.17896485

>>17896475
You mean Mike? He's sick and tired of half-measures.

>> No.17896492

>>17896485
Is he married to a Lich?

>> No.17896499

>>17896492
He's married to the job and he doesn't need no partner, he works alone.

>> No.17896503

>>17896499
Poor guy probably gets all the attention of MG criminals who have a uniform fetish

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>>17894141
Like this dude, but he goes overboard sometimes

>> No.17896509

>>17896503
>Mike just wants to go home, take a shower and go to sleep.
>Instead he has to deal with this fucking smug asshole Cheshire kleptomaniac who keeps bending over his car when he arrests her and trying to get him to fuck her enormous ass.
>Mike doesn't have time for this shit, He's going to miss his goddamn shows.

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IT'S HAPPY HOUR

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>>17894031
Momoka has the perfect body.
>>17896508
>dude

>> No.17896521

>>17896509
Does this Cheshire wear Black Cat's outfit?

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>>17896520

>> No.17896546

>>17896520
>beautiful girl mangaka
Don't trust him, sounds too good to be true

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>>17896546
>him

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>>17896513

yeeaaaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHH, REAL ONI HOURS

>> No.17896558

>>17894141
>fat baby face
>shit hairstyle
>that belly
Oh.

>> No.17896560
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>>17896513
>>17896552
Sad drunks can't face reality sober!

>> No.17896562
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>>17896558

Hell of a cook.

>> No.17896567

>>17896560
I want to spank an angel.

>> No.17896581
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17896581

Rent's due, fucko.

>> No.17896589

>>17896521
>Cheshire Cat presses and grinds her fat leathered up ass into a disinterested cops' groin

>> No.17896593

>>17896562
The first panel on the left. Man, I wouldn't even care, I'd just pick her up and throw her out. Maybe the trash man would accept her.

>> No.17896596

>>17896593

Shit taste.

>Those glossy lips
>Those soft cheeks
>Black sclera

>> No.17896597

>>17896581
Is it Tsukumogo again?

>> No.17896621

>>17896508
>overboard
I disagree

>> No.17896626

>>17896581
Paying your rent by pampering your small old fox landlord.

>> No.17896630
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>>17896626

>small

She's more tall and lanky.

>> No.17896636
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>>17893499
Tits

>> No.17896637

>>17896581
>>17896630
That looks adorable.

>> No.17896638

>>17896636
Purple stuff is the best!

>> No.17896639

>>17896552
drunk mgs are always the best

>> No.17896643

>>17896630
Tall lanky monster girls are for protecting, though some of them tend to be creepy.

>>17896637
Rich tsundere foxes are among the best foxes.

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>>17896637

It's worth looking into if you don't mind some furry shit.

>> No.17896650

>>17896643
Tsundere and smug girls are fun.

>>17896644
>furry
Well, fuck.

>> No.17896652

>>17896650

It ain't all furry, but it's there. The kitsune girls have their more human forms and their more animal forms. The girl in the pictures has most of her scenes in human form and like one in furry.

>> No.17896654

>>17896652
I remember a guy who posted a really cute book about a guy with his fox girlfriend. If I remember right, it wasn't lewd, despite how sexy she was.

>> No.17896660

>>17896644
>Drinking in her old gym uniform
This lady has lost all control of her life. She needs a boy who will love and cherish her smug.

>> No.17896661
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>>17896660

Nah, man, she's just into cosplay.

>> No.17896664

>>17896652
Screw it, curiosity's getting the better of me. Who's the artist?

>> No.17896665

>>17896661
>that embarassed face
Fuck it.

Source? I probably won't jack off to that, but a smug fox getting embarassed is cute.

>> No.17896666

>>17896664

Artist is Kemonono. Look for YellowPop #5-7.5

>> No.17896667
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Hngh

>> No.17896670

>>17896666
Found it. Look like I'm in for a wild ride.

>Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>17896667
Oh you fucker.

>> No.17896675

>>17896666

Thanks, Satan.

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>>17896675
You're welcome.

>> No.17896679

>>17896666
Thanks anon, time for cute fox girls.

>> No.17896684
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17896684

The small one is way too furry for me, but the big one is nice and smug.

>> No.17896685

>>17896678
What monster girl would want someone like him? By MGE standards he's gotta be hero level, right?

>> No.17896688

>>17896685
He's actually very strong by human standards. He's just playing against people able to destroy a planet.

>> No.17896690

>>17896685
>>17896688
More importantly, which species would Videl be?

>> No.17896692

>>17896684

Small one does have a THICC human form though.

>> No.17896698

>>17896688
I know, that's why I called him hero level. I'm sure sallies, lizards, and maybe tsun fire mice would be into him though.

>> No.17896701

>>17896698
My bad, I misunderstood.

I think they would fight to have him as a husband.
And him being an overconfident craven, he would try to run away.

>> No.17896702

>>17896698

It's all fun and games until an actual boss-level threat shows up like an ancient Lich or a Salamander warrior of legend. Then he's gonna have to bullshit his way through while trying to maintain his amazing reputation.

>> No.17896704

>>17896698

He's all might. He has no ki or chi or magical abilities or any shit like that. He'd be a match for most but a big problem arises when he encounters his first fire mouse who can throw a hadouken.

He's Captain America. Peak human body with nothing superhuman or supernatural about him. Which would be amazing if he wasn't also an arrogant yet lovable dumbass.

>> No.17896710
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The small monster girls are the most lewd. Like all the lewdness is condensed or something.

>> No.17896713

>>17896710

>No hard-drinkin', insanely clever leprechaun waifu who teases you with riddles during sex

>> No.17896725

>>17896713
I'd rather have a shortstack, hard drinking, strongfat dwarf wife with a long braid and a fat ass.

>> No.17896729

>>17896713
>when the riddle is so hard you stop fucking her and start thinking

>> No.17896741

>>17896710
Small spiders have super condensed lewdness and sadism.

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>>17896741
And smugness too, apparently

>> No.17896758

>>17896753
Nothing can top the vampire.

>> No.17896763
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17896763

>that broke smugness

>> No.17896770

Help, I can't stop thinking about spending the winter with a Jinko.

>> No.17896772

>>17896758
Loli Vampire smug will be toped eventually.

>> No.17896774

>>17896770
I can't stop thinking about living my life with mu dragon.

>> No.17896791

>You'll never survive the harsh winter in a cute, chubby Yeti's warm, toasty log cabin
>She makes homemade soups and stews every afternoon and homemade cocoa every evening

>> No.17896798

>>17896791
Does she have a collection of old movies to pass the time while snuggling?

>> No.17896806
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>"You were a fool to unleash my evil back upon this world, mortal. With no hero to stop me, my thousand-year reign of darkness shall proceed unimpeded... as soon as this accursed season passes. Now get over here, heat-slave. C-Closer, you maggot."

>> No.17896812

>>17896806
>that little tail
Cute...
Maybe the other faggot was right, I'm projecting dog bodily language on snakes and that's why I find tails cute.

>> No.17896830

>>17896806
>as soon as this accursed season passes
Its not going to pass, she'll be to occupied with needing warmth to try to take over the world.

>> No.17896840

Which is better:
Spending winter with a warm monster girl who will heat you up, or with a cold-blooded/undead monster girl who needs you to heat her up?

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>>17896840
Undead girls are the fucking best.

>> No.17896849

>>17896840
Second one. I'd still get overheated even in winter.

>> No.17896852

>>17896830
>she's wrapped up your entire body with her tail and has you in a vice-like hug
>"Uh, it's almost 95 degrees outside right now. Didn't you want to conquer the world or something?"
>"N-No, I still need to collect more of your heat. Now shut up and warm me some more."
>she starts burying your head between her tits to silence you

>> No.17896869

>>17896852
>being a living-daki forever
Doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.17896893

>>17896806
ancient evils are cute

>> No.17896895

>>17896843
>wanting to fuck a cold, smelly corpse

>> No.17896898

>>17896725
Do you think those dwarves want more modest husbands or big muscled ones that they can 'prospect' in the tavern whenever they get off a long shift of mining/Grudging?

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17896900

If mamono mana can turn trannies into real girls
Could it turn me into a real dinosaur?

>> No.17896903

>>17896869
>2 years pass
>She sold her legendary magic items so that you wouldn't have to work
>Spend all days cuddling with her
>Every so often she mentions that tomorrow will be the day she starts her conquest
>It's always tomorrow

>> No.17896906

>>17896895
>MGE Undead
>smelly
Don't pull more bullshit out of your ass than you already have.

>> No.17896908

>>17896903
>wake up one morning
>she's in a good mood
>says she's done it, she conquered the world
>turn TV in
>nothing has changed
>check your bills
>they all say you owe 0$

>> No.17896931

>>17896903
what if I want to conquer the world?

>> No.17896934

>>17896906
That's not an MGE girl

>> No.17896940

>>17896934
She's close enough.

>> No.17896945

>>17896940
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

>> No.17896949

>>17896931
Then she will get you to postpone indefinitely by doing all she can to get you to stay in bed, be it wearing embarrassing outfits, cooking for you, watching you favorite show, etc...
You won't deprive a snake of her cuddles.

>> No.17896961

>>17896949
Besides, after so long doing nothing but cuddling with her, stepping out of her coils will feel weird. Like walking outside naked.

>> No.17896965

How do you reinvigorate your love for monster girls? It’s grown slightly stale for me but I think it’s due to changes I’m working through.

>> No.17896971

>>17896949
>she's wearing incredibly sexy lingerie to get you to forget about world domination, blushing like crazy from embarrassment
>you decline
>almost get whiplash when her tail snatches you at blinding speed and pulls you into bed, then gives you the boa treatment for making her embarrass herself for nothing

>> No.17897013

>>17896961
>Anon goes out in the cold to buy some snacks after months as a living daki
>Comes back home crying 30 minutes later
>Says that the outside is cold, harsh and scary
>That he will never leave his Apophis's coil ever again

>> No.17897048

>>17897013
Good god he’s broken.

>> No.17897053

>>17896965
I don't know, my love is a cosmological constant.

>> No.17897079

>>17897048
Being a therapist in MGC must be suffering

>> No.17897084

>>17897013
>>17897048
She didn't even need to use her venom or rape him!

>> No.17897095

>>17897079
All therapists are Mindflayers, because you can't spell therapist without also spelling the rapist.

>> No.17897110

>>17897095
Can I have a counselor instead?

>> No.17897114

>>17897079
Most of their work is convincing their clients that their partner is not allowed in the therapy room.
The worst is the ones who can't stop procreating even during the therapy such as Jubjub perch husbands.

>>17897095
Unmarried flayers make horrible therapists. Married ones are OK depending on hell-bent on corruption they are.

>> No.17897124

>>17897095
That's rascist

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>>17897124
Whacha gonna do about it?

>> No.17897131

>>17897128
Tell my mom

>> No.17897135

I wonder what cheshires do while their husbands are at work.
They don't just shitpost all day do they?

Coming home to a bored cuddlecat is asking for trouble

>> No.17897151

>>17897135
Cheshires would get you fired so that you have to live in Wonderland with them, and then they can you tease you to the max with their full power.

>> No.17897164

>>17897151
But how would they do that?
Especially if the boss liked the employee.

>> No.17897166

>>17897095
Flayers are sin! Sin!!!

>>17897114
>Get hired as a janitor in a MGC psychiatric center after going on probation for resisting arrest
>think it's going to be an easy job
>it's fucking not
>have to deal with cum stains on chairs, slime trails all over the floor, men stuffed into closets after being assaulted, holes punched into the drywall, every single day
>work late, so carrying something for self-defense is a must if i want to make it back to my car
Being MGC is suffering

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>>17897166
Flayers did nothing wrong, at least not yet. They are GOOD girls, and also one of the squishiest.

>> No.17897181

>>17897177
>that greentext of nurse flayer and her grandfather suffering from Alzheimer’s
Anyone got a screen cap or link to the story? I really want to hurt right now.

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>> No.17897186

>>17897177
Mindflayers and the other Chaos girls are shit. Prove me wrong.

>> No.17897191

>>17897182
Tim, what the fuck is this shit?

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>>17897186
your move, creep.

>> No.17897195

>>17897177
Would you take a bath in a brine pool with a flayer?

>> No.17897196

>>17897182
What are you doing, son.

>> No.17897198

>>17897192
Shoggoth’s are disgusting.

>> No.17897201

>>17897182
Kinda hot if you imagine them swapping a sex toy back and forth, but prepare for a literal 'tism party when the regulars wake up.

>> No.17897208

>>17897182
>This burns the thread to the ground.

>> No.17897209

>>17897182
Fuck off

>> No.17897211

>>17897182
Why did that manticore shave her mane?

>> No.17897220

>>17897164
You've got the perfect setup for a comedy show.
I can already see the end of each episode where the Dragon boss seems furious and about to fire Anon because of his Cheshire Cat's shenanigans only to then laugh it off and punish Anon by having him clean up the mess or work on Saturday.

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>>17897195
I would take any bath with a Flayer. Physical contact with Flayers is slightly addictive. Their stress-ball like properties release high amounts of dopamine, so it's less that I'm taking a bath with her, and more like she's taking a bath with me!
>>17897198
Shogs are not disgusting. Blackberry jam is not disgusting.

>> No.17897225

>>17897201
You can go back to /u/ with him

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>>17897225
Fuck you buddy. I've been here longer than you.

>> No.17897231

>>17897229
Sure you have, yurifag.

>> No.17897233

Imagine what Thanksgiving must be like in an Echidna family
>All those different species daughters bringing their husbands and coming together as a happy family to see their parents.
>All of the couples bring a dish related to their species/new home.
>The husbands watch football and talk about how to survive their wives.
>The girls reminisce about their childhood and talk about their amazing husband
>All the grandkids are playing together and get doted on by you and your waifu, as grandparents do

It would be great to be a patriarch of an Echidna clan. With your and your waifu’s impressive lifespan, you could keep having children and playing the daughteru gacha game.

>> No.17897236

>>17897182
Go away fag

>>17897201
>Let's post something and if people complain we will always say it's autism haha

>> No.17897237

>>17897220
>Anon getting talked down by his dragon boss while fat, purple, cat ass wiggles in a ventilation hatch to escape
>Office Jinko buried beneath a huge pile of Tanuki accounts while her anon unburies her despite the fact that she could probably burst free with a bit of effort

>> No.17897240

>>17897236
Not him, but nobody here "complains". They scream, like infants

>> No.17897241
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>>17897186
Wendigos aren’t technically chaos since HP never wrote about them.

>> No.17897242

>>17897229
I want a loliraune to live in my garden and help tend to my crops!

>> No.17897244

>>17897240
Kind of happens when you've had the same issue for years and they still try to force it, you get tired.

>> No.17897247

>>17897241
Wendigos are overrated and helped over saturate the threads with shitty memes.

>> No.17897253

>>17897182
I don’t get it. It’s just Manticore sisters playing games. Besides the nose, what’s so b-
>filename
They have to force it don’t they?

>> No.17897254

>>17897222
The best bath is one with only a small amount of unknown liquid while the rest of the tub is filled with squishy flayer.
You're not allowed to refuse when she asks to clean your ears.

>> No.17897256

>>17897253
the nose isn't even bad. I didn't notice at all.

>> No.17897258

>>17897253
>They have to force it don’t they?
Apparently it's autism when it's clear they posted the pic with no text to start shit, at least they guy with monsterboy one was doing an interesting question.

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>>17897254
I want to obliviously hand a Flayer some cotton swabs when she asks to clean my ears. Also she should know that Flayer fun goes both ways, and if she wants to clean my ears, I get to clean hers next.

>> No.17897272

>>17897258
Speaking of, what must the husband of the demon lord look like? He can’t be some bloke with pants and a t-shirt right?

>> No.17897277

>>17897272
>He can’t be some bloke with pants and a t-shirt right?
Why not?

>> No.17897279

>>17897272
Why not?

>> No.17897285

>>17897241
KC clearly called Wendigo a "Chtulhu girl" during her making of, and then during Atlach-Nacha's making of she compared them both as the white and black lolis of chaos.

>>17897269
>Cleaning a player's ears
I though cleaning a fox's ear was intimate but you reached a new level of trust building.

>> No.17897291

>>17897277
>>17897279
I don’t know.

I assumed that there would be something to distinguish him as the husband of the DL. Surely all that mamano mana he’s getting must have some effect.

>> No.17897292

>>17897291
Not sure what you want to hear. He's probably mostly normal, with a giant magical dick.

>> No.17897293

>>17897285
>"Chtulhu girl"
Deep one monstergirl when

>> No.17897294

>>17897285
Oh. Nvm.

>> No.17897296

>>17897291
He's not gonna be some Doctor Manhattan -looking motherfucker, he'll just be some guy who hit the jackpot like a jackhammer.

>> No.17897302

>>17897293
Chtulhu might be an individual. I'm personally hoping for a Chtylla species.

>> No.17897311

>>17897285
Flayers always seem so predatory, so coaxing one out of her comfort zone would be nice. I'd like to lay her head down on my lap and massage her tentacles until she is a mere relaxed squid, and then watch her eyes spark up when a swab finds it's way into her ear canal.
I want to show a Flayer that we are not so different.

>> No.17897323

>>17896158
Is it any more or less comfortable to eat out a girl in a wheelchair?

>> No.17897324

>>17897272
Would be funny

>> No.17897327

>>17897323
Makes no difference, but if she's awesome her wheelchair will have speed stripes which will make her orgasm faster.

>> No.17897335

>>17897327
What about streamers or a card in the spokes? Do those make her go faster?

>> No.17897336

>>17897327
That's not funny or clever
Its neither

>> No.17897339

>>17897336
You're right. It should be red.

>> No.17897340

>>17897335
Or how about painting the chair red?
>>17897336
And yet it's logical and true.

>> No.17897342

What is the most romantic thing you would/could do for your waifu anon?

Hard mode: no sex.

>> No.17897346

>>17897342
Picnic in the mountains?

>> No.17897347

>>17897342
Spank her.

>> No.17897349

>>17897342
Find her

>> No.17897350

>>17897342
Let her show me off as her belonging

>> No.17897352

>>17897342
A night on the town after a private dinner. We would go see Phantoms perform on stage. Then i'd take her boating out in a serene lagoon with plenty of fireflies and singing crabs.

>> No.17897358

>>17897342
Cuddling is both romantic and loving.

>> No.17897364

>>17897342
Make herself known to me. I’m still mildly attracted to the majority of monster girl species. If she could let me know what she is, that would be great.

>> No.17897366

>>17897342
Probab take the two little ones out to a park late at night and just goof off on the playstructure with them. As for the wife that's not a child, take her out for some painfully expensive wining and dining and then end the night with a drunken stroll around the city.

>> No.17897372

>>17897342
A nice/fancy dinner at our favorite restaurant followed by a late-night movie that we'd both be really excited about. Then we'd drive out into the country and lay out on a nice grassy hill together and look at the stars.

>> No.17897376

>>17896508
Would fug

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>>17897364

>> No.17897394

>>17897342
kissing
on forehead

>> No.17897396

>>17897377
Yeah, that sounds about right. I wish that KC had an outright doppelgänger species that kept its transformation powers.

>> No.17897402

>>17897396
You just gotta learn magic

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>>17897396
We've been blessed with one or two good ones out there. Shapeshifters are just amazing.

>> No.17897406

>>17897182
homosexuality is a sin.

>> No.17897409

>>17897406
It's not a sin, it's a side-effect of vaccinations.

>> No.17897411

>>17897405
Would love a smug doppelgänger even if she starts laughing when she realizes that I enjoy chubsters

>> No.17897433
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>>17897405
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UiAXKIIBox4
She would be fun, but I would need one that’s a bit less of a trickster and a lot less eldritch.

>> No.17897497
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semen demons

>> No.17897500
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>The forest is really dangerous, thanks for escorting me
>Yes, there is no telling what all those monsters would do to you if you didnt stumbled upon me
>By the way, to properly thank me for protecting you, you will mate with me all night
>What?
>And I can read your body, dont even think of running away, I will just catch you, punch you for giving me trouble and rape you anyway. As a Jinko, I am an expert martial artist, you really do not want me to punch you. Given we will mate anyway you might want to skip the painful parts.
>You never told me there was a price to pay. What about the tiger honor, protecting the weak and all that stuff?
>Silly man, no one ever whiteknights if it is not to get sex, no one.

>> No.17897504

>>17897342
Watching the sunset or the sunrise in a vast green plain that has some trees here and there, both of us alone, of course. There would be a lot of cheesy talk.

>> No.17897514
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>>17897500
Oh! That’s why they’re called White Horns!
They white knight and protect/guide those stranded in the snow.
I get it now.

>> No.17897516

>>17897500
Add quotes next time. I had way too much trouble figuring out who was talking.

>> No.17897518

>>17897500
How many times will I have to cum inside of her?

>> No.17897519
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>>17897514
I meant this image. That one has the wrong implications.

>> No.17897522

>>17897519
That white horn must've been standing there for a long time.

A long, long time.

>> No.17897526

>>17897518
All night. You dont get off the hook just because you came a specific number of times. You will get milked until sunset, plain and simple.

>> No.17897533

>>17897526
I meant until sunrise.

>> No.17897541

>>17897526
Doesn't sound all that bad. Would try to go asdeep as possible and penetrate her cervix while pouring gallons of cum inside of her. I shouldn't forget her other holes too.

>>17897533
Too bad, I misunderstood and now I'll have sex with her untl the sunset of the next day.

>> No.17897572

>>17897519
>tonight... you.

>> No.17897574

>>17897572
>...once I get out here. Could please help me?

>> No.17897580

>>17897522
Let’s assume from this image that she’s about 6’. If the average rate of snowfall is about 2” per hour according to https://weather.com/storms/winter/news/extreme-snowfall-rates-20131123#/1 and there’s about 18” sticking out of the snow and she sinks in about .5” from her hooves.

That would mean that, in order for her to be buried like that, she would have to have been standing in that spot for 26 hours and 45 minutes. Even if it was in a blizzard with 6 inches per hour, she would still have been standing there for almost 10 hours.

Someone get that poor reindeer inside. Even with her high body heat, she’s going to freeze to death. She’s going to need cocoa, a blanket and cuddles next to a fire or else we’ll have a Wight Horn on our hands.

>> No.17897585

>>17897580
That girl is dedicated, and a qt. I hope she finds the husband she deserves!

>> No.17897586

>>17897580

Wight horns are pretty scary so you should help them out whenever possible

>> No.17897593

>>17897497
why is eve so fuckable?

>> No.17897616
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How SMALL would you go

>> No.17897628
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>>17897616
This small.

>> No.17897630

>>17897616
Fairy is fine but lolis are not.

>> No.17897632

>>17897616
Depends on stretching but fairy sized is my minimum limit

>> No.17897639
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>>17897616
Hinezumi size. I need enough of them to get my fill of holding them after all.

>> No.17897644

>>17897616
Id let some fairies play with my junk. I wouldn't try to penetrate them though.

>> No.17897647

>>17897616
130cm for nornal girls. Fairies for onaholes.

>> No.17897651

>>17897342
Get her eyesight back so she can see the world.

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>>17897639
She's kinda busy though.

>> No.17897666

>>17897616
200cm, anything smaller just wont cut it.

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>>17895511
Basically this:

>> No.17897672

>>17897657
Well, at least she's happy working at her parent's business, seems comfy.

>> No.17897675

>>17897667
I want to be leg locked by a Jinko

>> No.17897678

>>17897616
Toddlercon.

>> No.17897687

How do Jinkos react to being scolded by their husbands?

>> No.17897690

>>17897616
If she isn't at least as tall as myself she's already losing points

>> No.17897692

>>17897687
rape

>> No.17897695

>>17897678
One of these days I'm going to fuck your mom and become your new stepdad so I can ground you and take the internet away from you.

>> No.17897709

>>17897695
Joke's on you anon, my mom is dead!

>> No.17897715

>>17897695
Please that's not even that young for mge standards,considering Humpty Eggs are basically unborn fetuses.

>> No.17897742

>>17897715
We don’t talk about those just like we don’t talk about Caharybdis

>> No.17897744

>>17897709
And then anon's mom was a zombie

>> No.17897746

>>17897695
What if anon doesn't live at home?

>> No.17897769

Only Humpty Egg husbands and daughteru dickers can claim that they've known their love since they were born.

>> No.17897787
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Oh..... What are you going to do now? How will you escape?

>> No.17897792

>>17897746
I'd say the chances of that are lowish

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>>17897787
>escape
why would I want to do that

>> No.17897801

>>17897769
What about twins and childhood friends whose moms gave birth together? Checkmate atheist.

>> No.17897802

>>17897787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te-csMPCzBE

>> No.17897812

>>17897769
How about a ghost that goes Yan for an anon when he’s born?

>> No.17897816

>>17897787
By telling them I'm only into ver strongfat women

>> No.17897818

>>17897787
>ten visiable jinkos
>probably some sneaking up on the viewer too
>one jinko alone can turn a man into an incubus in a single night due to the intense snu snu
God have mercy.

>> No.17897820

>>17897816
>implying Olga the town blacksmith isn't built like a brick shithouse with plenty of pudge for the winter
anon, no! You'll never make it!

>> No.17897824

>>17897801
Marrying your twin, even if she is a monster girl, is the most taboo incest relationship you could have.

>childhood friends whose moms gave birth together
That sounds like something a drama-loving pregnant Succubus would plan much to the chagrin of her religious human neighbors who are waiting a son

>>17897812
>goes Yan for an anon when he’s born?
Isn't that the gods' quirk?

>> No.17897827

>>17897820
Please, like they have a Jinko such as that in town.

I demand proof!

>> No.17897832

>>17897824
>That sounds like something a drama-loving pregnant Succubus would plan much to the chagrin of her religious human neighbors who are waiting a son
>Marriage is arranged for you from before birth
How would you feel?

>> No.17897833

>>17896550
Methonium's a girl? That makes it all even hotter.

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>>17897827
I wish I had more memefat jinkos, this is the best I have

>> No.17897841

>>17897832
It doesn't matter as long as you both end up happy.
Just like how it's ok for a monster girl to adopt a boy to groom him into her future husband.

>> No.17897848

>>17897824
>”Hey honey, the Joneses next door are having a baby shower.”
>They’re such a wonderful family. What will it be?
>”The invite says it’s a boy. I wonder if...”
>DARLING, I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME NOW

>> No.17897854

>>17897834
Nah, that's just a normal jinko, not the one I seek.


>Some large, lumbering jinko smudge by smoke and soot steps forth.
>Double wide backside, modest chest, and thick, slab like thighs along side biceps the bulge when she isn't even trying.
>Apron bulges out around the middle a noticeable amount even without her tools in.
>Stoic pout and blue eyes
>Doesn't even move and waits for anon to come, blushing lightly when he does and inspects her before she swoops him up and carries him off, barest hints of a chuff going

>> No.17897856

>>17897841
And yet people freak out when an anon wants to do this to a little monstergirl.

>> No.17897864

I need more mgs with braids.
I love braids.

>> No.17897869

Would our SE be unique because we are from a different realm? Imagine the initial chaos that would happen when the portal opens and we fall through.

>> No.17897870

>>17897864
Go find some shortstack dwarves, I hear they have large braids

>> No.17897873

>>17897864
So do I

>> No.17897877

The yandere griffon is after me! HELP!

>> No.17897881

>>17897877
Shut up nerd.

>> No.17897893

>>17897864
Would you help a wild monster girl with overly long unkempt hair tie it into a braid?
Canines comes to mind, but it could be almost any species.

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For what purpose would a lich get fit?

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>> No.17897910

>>17897897
It's her assistant's fetish

>> No.17897912

>>17897900
Yuisis and Anthuria? Couldn't think of a more perfect gbf threesome.

>> No.17897920

>>17897897
Lab equipment is heavy.

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>tfw I missed the doujin conversation about Not Yao

Fug

>> No.17897940

>>17897869
If we even have spirit energy. While I think the "hollow" idea is silly, we live in a universe where there's no magic, and spirit energy is strongly linked to magic in the setting.

>> No.17897942

>>17897940
What did we trade in order to have no magic in this universe?

>> No.17897944

>>17897942
Technology

>> No.17897951

>>17897816
Like they care what you re into. Its called rape for a reason.

>> No.17897953

>>17897944
Totally worth it. Science is awesome.

>> No.17897973
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17897973

I need turtles

>> No.17897979

>>17897854
Someone draw this please

>> No.17897980

>>17897951
Oh, it's not for my sake, it's for theirs.
Mammobama is a hell of a drug

>> No.17897982

>>17897973
Kunoichi turtles?

>> No.17897983

>>17897973
You say that but then you'll get angry when she walks slow during your date and gets you late to the movie you wanted to see so bad.
And then she will cry when you tell her to get rid of her stupid heavy shell.

>> No.17897991

>>17897953
Yep. If we can avoid fucking ourselves up in the next few centuries until we get a colony going on Mars or the moon then the great silence kinda implies the entire galaxy is for the taking.

Even before then we could easily expect VR technology where we could have AI waifus.

>> No.17898001

>>17897983
>she will cry when you tell her to get rid of her stupid heavy shell
Anon just because they’re monster girls doesn’t mean you have to be a monster to them. You are despicable.

>> No.17898003

>>17897973
Turtles are super cute. They are slowly sneaking up my list of favorites. I'd love to have a Loli turtle suddenly get attached to me a and beg me to carry her everywhere. I imagine that they are the kind of girls that get high off your smell and might try to steal your clothes so they've got a little bit of your smell at home.

>> No.17898004

>>17897940
Well we are trading our technology when we get ported. Maybe we are easier to make into incubus because we are hollow and they can easily fill us up with their energy?

>> No.17898006

>>17897982
Loli ones!

>> No.17898015

>>17897979
A big cutie.
You'd probably need to start hand washing her after she works as she's not used to living with or seeing others

>> No.17898030

>>17897869

>A massive gate appears near where you live without warning but it seems inactive.
>It's placement is peculiar since it seems deliberately away from roads or other common footpaths
>It quickly gains attention for awhile then after a few weeks interest dies down somehow. Until a portal appears in the gate, glowing faintly.
>A woman similar to a Lilim in appearance albeit more regal and a man clad in sophisticated armor step through on the other side. Along with several armorered Succubi. When your gaze lingers one for a while she winks at you.
>You correctly surmise this to be the demon lord and her husband as she makes a speech about how she and her kind will save us from ourselves and our own sorrow and so on.
>The crowd doesn't say much. They just stare, mouths agape
>Eventually it disperses and you're on your way to leave too but she calls out to you.
>She comments how curious it is that you didn't seem nearly as surprised as everyone else. Almost like you were expecting her to show up.
>She wonders aloud if there are other humans who were also anticipating her arrival.
>She asks you for a copy of a world map and when you give her one it isn't long before gates show up in other parts of the world.
>But you also give her copies of MGE books.
>She finds these to be especially interesting. In return she gives you a small pendant that she says will let you cross over to her world.
>She tells you that someone is waiting for you there and wishes you good luck
>You exit through the gate on the other side where a wide assortment of Monster girls standing around, some are holding signs with names as if this was some kind of airport.
>And then you see her. Your waifu. Holding a sign with your name on it. You both have a "deer in the headlights" moment for a bit
>The rest of the monster girls around you cheered as you hugged each other

>> No.17898053

>>17898006
>Loli turtle kunoichis who have to work 100 times as hard as other kunoichis because they lack natural talent
Cheer them on during training and show them affection afterwards!

>> No.17898055

>>17897991
How about genetic modification? It would be difficult to program in mamonomana devotion but I don’t believe in the blackpill. I’m a virgin through by my own decisions.

>> No.17898063

>>17898055
Blackpill?
In any case CRISPR seems to be a massive leap forward in therms of genetic editing, but I really doubt many people are going to opt for the "giant spider for an ass" modification.

>> No.17898065

>>17898004
Be careful with the hollow idea. I’m sure you know where this quote is from.
>unable to produce spirit energy, they lose all of their spirit energy. Since they are left with only Demonic energy stored in their body, they change into a monster

>> No.17898071

>>17897237
>bulky office Jinko and IT anon are now low key bf and gf
Cuuute. She probably just wants to feel his perfect hands.

>> No.17898087

>>17897942
>>17897944
If that’s true, would it be possible for them to bring magic into our world or us to bring technology? I wonder how far technology would be allowed to advance. Simple machines should be fine. What about some more advanced technology? Steam engine? Electrical generator? Semiconductors?

>> No.17898089

>>17898071
That they are.
They even take lunch breaks together and he brings her coffee in the morning

>> No.17898090

>>17898030
I like the idea of a huge airport terminal like area being the hub where we go when we get ported. I like the idea of the DL coming to port us over and it being very organized even more.
>Have to wait for your letter summoning you to the nearest portal.
>When you arrive you and a group of random anons stand around while inter-dimensional security checks your bags.
>Finally you are cleared to go through and the whole group is sucked in flying through the realms.
>Insane experience, visuals of rapid fracturing geometric shapes and uninterruptible sounds and singing.
>Come to and you and the other anons are all walking out of a walkway like the ones that connect to planes to let passengers on and off.
>With bags in hand you look around and the building seems like a normal airport.
>Except for all the monstergirls holding signs with names on them and squeeing when they notice their anons.
>Before you can even start to comprehend how they got you here a voice calls your name followed by a loud "squee" and someone hugging you very tight.

>> No.17898095

>>17898065
Yeah but im not a huge faggot so I should be ok.

>> No.17898103

>>17898090
What kind of items are contraband in MG world? Condoms? Firearms? Poisons?

>> No.17898104

>>17898089
The thought of him petting her behemoth backside during lunchbreak is too lovely.
As is the thought of her then stealing a big smothering hug with him trapped in a world of bulk and boob and chuffing.

>> No.17898111

Which monster girl would make the best enka singer?

>> No.17898114

Do Jinkos do that things cat's do when they want more petting? Where they just ram their head into you and start rubbing agaisnt you?

>> No.17898124

>>17898114
If I remember, Tigers are the only "felines" that never learn to purr

>> No.17898134

>>17898090
What if I don't have a waifu? Do I get a tag around my neck saying "please look after this Anon?"

>> No.17898138

>>17898134
If you don't have a waifu, at some point you're going to get dragged under a desk and forced to eat out one of your co-workers.
Then you'll have a waifu.

>> No.17898145

>>17898134
You get those little blue pouch necklaces with all your info on it for potential wifes to look over.

>> No.17898149

>>17898145
I don’t get it what’s this a reference to?

>> No.17898155

>>17898134
That’s when we introduce them to the marvelous world of online connection making. For us, it will be like eHarmony. For them, it will be like Amazon, complete with one click ordering.

>> No.17898165

>>17898149
When minors fly alone they usually get small pouch necklaces to carry all the important paper work to get their bags and stuff.

>> No.17898182

>>17898090

It would probably have a huge ceiling and doors to accommodate MGs like Sandworms and have very sturdy construction too.

>Kiki's in flight attendant garb tell you that what you see is perfectly normal and try not to worry so much
>You also have a Lich overseeing the portal to make sure its stable but she's wearing a pilots uniform for some reason and tells you with a tiny smirk that you may experience turbulence, handing you a detached plane seat belt.


>Get together with other Anons after you finally meet your waifu and get the chance to catch up.
>You all go to a nice restaurant and have a grand old time.
>The movers are already busy transporting your things over to the other side.
>Though there's no moving trucks but rather centaurs and other strong MGs doing the heavy lifting.
>After a week or so you've mostly gotten settled in.

>> No.17898191

>>17898104
I hope you mean her back as her backside, while adequate, isn't as large as her chest

>> No.17898203

>>17898182
>Power is needed for electronics and the like.
>Because the MG world isn't bogged down with corporations and bullshit, solar arrays are set up in the desert region with no problem.

>> No.17898219

>>17898203
How did monster girls develop solar cells? Or are they using reflectors to heat water and generate steam?

>> No.17898230

>>17898219
I mean, if there's portals between our worlds it'd be easy to just share the tech.
Set up solar panels, windmills, hydroelectric and geothermal power and find some way to harness DE into electricity and it's goodbye energy crisis forever.

>> No.17898235

>>17898219
I want to teach P'Orcs about fried food!
Goblins too!

>> No.17898236

>>17897983
In this post we see that truly mankind is the real monster.

>> No.17898238

>>17898203
>All electricity is renewable
>All cars are electric and self-driving
>MGs write better laws limiting monopolies so corporations are forced to compete and offer better services
>MG world becomes a utopia and human world becomes mostly abandoned
>After a few centuries human world has time to recover and some people move back to start rebuilding

>> No.17898240

>>17898003
>no loli Umi-Osho who steals my dirty underwear and hides them in her shell

>> No.17898241
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17898241

>Succubi teach the fundamentals of succubus pleasure and techniques to those they consider cute younger sisters. The two will be close enough that they tease each others' bodies, and from what I've heard, it's not at all unusual for two sisters to end up having the same man as their husband.

I need a story of this with either a succubus or demon

>> No.17898247

>>17898235
Anon no! You're not ready for the adorableness that would unleash!

>> No.17898250

>>17898241
I want to experience this.

>> No.17898256

>>17898182
>Kiki's in flight attendant garb
Stopped right there because I found my waifu.

>> No.17898257

>>17898203
>Gremlins very interested in human technology.
>They work for the Demon lord herself who is also interested in it.
>So they want anything so they can take it apart and learn more about it.
>In exchange for giving them anything even as simple as a TV remote you'll be compensated well
>Of course you'll get it back eventually, all in one piece with maybe some new modifications or ways to make it more efficient, etc.

What would you give them?

>> No.17898258

>>17898230
Between geothermal lava golems and Raiju/Thunderbird generators we would be set. I would like to see what a nuclear golem would be like though.

>> No.17898262

>>17898258
>nuclear golem
Oh god what have you done?!? She won’t be able to love anyone if she’s radioactive!

>> No.17898270

>>17898257
Your moms vibrator.

>> No.17898271

>>17898257
>Anon gets assigned a Gremlin to live with and a budget to purchase tech for her.
>Most of his day is spent with his dick in her ass as she fiddles with human tech because she told him "It helps me focus."
>In reality, she just wants to fuck anon.

>> No.17898275

>>17898262
Wouldn't a Nuclear Golem in Monstergirl land just be constantly radiating DE?

>> No.17898278

>>17898247
Oh, I think I am.
The glory of steak fries is not to be denied

>> No.17898283

>>17898278
>Anon gets assigned a tribe of P'orcs and Goblins to acclimate them to civilization.
>He just ends up taking them to a steakhouse to watch sports and have good food.
>That night he gets gangbanged by the entire tribe and wakes up being cuddled by P'orcs, Goblins and a couple Hobgoblins.
What a comfy life.

>> No.17898301

>>17898271

The gremlin probably has a shopping cart that she brings with her to human world junkyard to scavenge for anything of interest

>> No.17898315

>>17898283
That it would be, although I may need to move back through the portal as I doubt that polygamy will be accepted in the normal world.

That and certain life choices may get some scrutinization

>> No.17898324

>>17897616
>furry shit

>> No.17898325

>>17898238

I get the feeling that the DL would want to merge the two worlds into one or something

>> No.17898331

>>17898257
I think I would have to give them a kindle or ereader. Have access to all our literature and all of our knowledge and history through Wikipedia.

>> No.17898343
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17898343

>tfw your kiki has had enough of your bullshit and decides to make you face your fears and man up.
>tfw your kiki has more than a thousand ways to try and deal with your anxiety.
>tfw your kiki is doing this because she knows you can become a better man.
>tfw your kiki is doing this as a form of cold turkey so you realize your true potential.

>> No.17898347

>>17898343
>tfw your kiki is Silent Hill

>> No.17898350

>>17898343
I'd rather just sit down on a corner and enjoy my "life" with a shog.

>> No.17898351

>>17898343
Will she do a Disney montage about making a man out of me?

>> No.17898354
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17898354

>>17897411
That's when you bully her in return by imagining really chubby chubsters. She'll have no choice but to conform to your ideals, and then you can laugh back.
>>17897433
I personally love the trickster and eldritch elements Doppel has, but a cute and shy Doppelganger would also be great. It's comforting to know when an alien creature may or may not have plans to devour all of humanity.

>> No.17898364

What’s the best way to bully a CC office manager Monoeye?

>> No.17898365

>>17898350
This. Can't I just sit with my Shog in an endless lotus dream, in a crumbling mysterious estate, until some other curious anons or MGs wake us from our slumber?

>> No.17898368

>>17898364
Why bully her? Being a monoeye is already suffering enough.

>> No.17898369

>>17898354
cursed image.

>> No.17898370

>>17898090
>>17898182
Okay, this is all well and good, but what about the inevitable newly united MG+anon pair losing it and fucking each other in the middle of everybody?

>> No.17898371

>>17898354
Could be fun, especially if I go extremely big but keep the rest as her 'normal' look

>> No.17898374
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17898374

>>17898351
Not only will she do a disney montage.
By the end of the day, you will not only be capable of being yourself, but you'll also feel free, fresher, and you'll be filled with so much self confidence, that you will feel proud of your achievements, both small and great, and your kiki will be by your side and be proud to serve such a master.

>> No.17898377

>>17898350

I'd rather live a quiet humble life with a Nure

>> No.17898378

>>17898343
She wouldn’t have to do half of that shit because I’d be able to face those anxiety issues with her by my side.
But she isn’t here, and now this world I once saw through such spirited, youthful eyes is becoming a cold and lonely place.

>> No.17898383

>>17898365
I was actually joking. I prefer kikis because they try and make you a good and succeful person. Shogs just say "Everything is fine" while becoming one with you.

>> No.17898387

>>17898350
>>17898365
>Wanting to wither and decay soullessly while the real world moves on and everything is exactly what you want, nothing new, nothing challenging, nothing to overcome.
>Not wanting to make yourself better and feel proud of your accomplishments.
>Not wanting to be proud of things that took effort, all the way from baby steps.
Go ahead, stick to your eldritch waifu, and stay there, as it's clear you have no need for anyone/anything else.

>> No.17898389

>>17898364
>bully
>Monoeyes
Please don’t. That’s what leads them to taking their life and becoming Monoeye/Will of the Wisp hybrids.

>> No.17898396

>>17898383
Oh, well different strokes for different folks I guess. My life is pretty stable and nice, so a Kiki would just be wasting her time. A Shog though, would be the swiss-army Slime I need to take this life to the next level.
>>17898387
You're right, I don't "need" anything

>> No.17898423

THIS is a young fox's proper form.

>> No.17898429

>>17898423
Ah, the invisible Kitsune.

>> No.17898433
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17898433

Which monster has the best booty?

>> No.17898434

>>17898429

They are tricksters after all

>> No.17898435

>>17898423
Woah. Nice form.
Se sexy.
Much wow.
10/10 would cuddle.

>> No.17898436

>>17898423
>doesn't exist
And none of them ever will.

>> No.17898437

>>17898429
More invisible than the king of nothing.

>> No.17898440

>>17898429
>>17898435
Here is the forgotten link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhB_N0VwAAvz0j.jpg

>> No.17898441

>>17898369
What did he mean by this?

>> No.17898443

>>17898433
A strong contest between cheshire and kakuen, wight might be up there too but the profile doesn't give a good enough view of her behind.

>> No.17898444
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17898444

>>17898433
The fox one.

>> No.17898448

>>17898440

Why doesn't she have a tail?

>> No.17898449
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17898449

Firm and shapely or soft and sinking?

>> No.17898453

>>17898444
>>17898433
Stop.

>> No.17898457

>>17898444
What a cute fox, shame her second tail is so high up though, looks out of place compared to the lower one.

>> No.17898460

>>17898377
>She overhears you saying this
>clasps her hands together and smiles so earnestly it could both cure cancer and cause diabetes
>runs off determined to make your favorite meal and prepare a warm bath
Wife Slime

>> No.17898463

>>17898370
Oni's working PDA security. Making sure they save it for the complimentary room they get for travelling over.

>> No.17898465

>>17898449
Soft and sinking. Also with that height and haircut.

>> No.17898466
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17898466

>>17898453
We're talking about booties, dude.
Chill the fuck out.

>> No.17898467

>>17898090
What would happen if security finds a pack of condoms in my bag?

>> No.17898471

>>17898449
Half and half.

>> No.17898475
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17898475

>>17898433
The bunny one.

>> No.17898480

>>17898449
Huge, soft, shapely, although petite girls can get away with outstanding asses and hips

>> No.17898485

>>17898449
Gentle species should have soft breasts to represent their nature, and the opposite for aggressive species.
Exception for lolis who should have soft and very sensitive breasts regardless of their disposition.

>> No.17898487

>>17898485
>and the opposite for aggressive species.
No, aggressive species should have even bigger ones!

>> No.17898499
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17898499

>>17898433

>> No.17898502

>>17898487
The opposite as they should have firm breasts.
Could you take an Ushi-Oni's rape seriously if her marshmallow breasts were jiggling around all over the place?

>> No.17898503

>>17898463
What if your waifu is one of the security Onis?

>> No.17898507

>>17898487
>Anon tries to get a leg up on the aggressive species by putting megaholst milk in the local water supply in the hopes that their massive chests will make it easier to escape them

>> No.17898517

>>17898499
Trolls are embarrassed about their huge asses.

>> No.17898518

>>17898460

How adorable.

>You weren't even aware she overheard you so it takes you by surprise when a Nureonago invites you over to her place.
>She tells she just knew what your favorite meal was when you ask about it as if all she needed was a look at you to know.
>After the bath came a very thorough massage.
>She giggles every now again to comment how cute you look while being totally relaxed.

>> No.17898535

>>17898518
The nure is probably the only slime I'd be willing to settle for. And humpty egg, but only if she is part of a package deal.

>> No.17898543

>>17898449
Sauce

>> No.17898549

>>17898517
I want to tell that troll her ass is too small

>> No.17898550

>Say nice things about Nures in coversation while in a public place.
>After you're done you notice a number of them around you, gently smiling at you. Some start to shyly approach you.

>> No.17898554

>>17898499
>>17898517
>”T-thick, sweetie? ...B-b-badonka-what?! Oh honey, noo, you’re embarrassing me!”

>> No.17898557

>>17898475
Breeding a bunny is definitely something I' like to do, especially if she was a march hare since I was born in march. I'm scared that the sex would go on for the whole month though.

>> No.17898558

I'm going to sneak food coloring into a little slime's drink!

>> No.17898559

>>17898518
That’s when she quietly slides down your body to give you a slow, wet, cleansing blow job while looking up with smiling eyes and adorable sucking sounds.

>> No.17898561

>>17898549
I think that's a compliment to her.
>>17898550
>[Ara ara noises]
>>17898554
>What is..."anal"?

>> No.17898571

>>17898561
Well, if she thinks it's one, I'm going to teach her why she needs a larger one

>> No.17898573

>>17898503
Then she is going to be taking her "lunch" break.
>>17898467
>Disgusted monsters.jpg

>> No.17898590

>>17898549
>”O-oh no honey, don’t worry, I can make it nice and big for you in no time! Whatever makes you happiest sweetie!”

>> No.17898591

>>17898559

And after you'd be too relaxed to want to get up so she'll let you sink a bit deeper into her body, embracing you all over as you fall asleep.

>> No.17898596

>>17898590
Adorable, would home bake sweets for her in appreciation, along with regular anal sessions.
Also, she gets to pick the movies on movie night till I'm satisfied, extra snuggles included

>> No.17898599

>>17898550
It's already over if one thinks you even remotely like her.
Prepare to come home to your new slime wife in an apron cooking cooking your favorite dish.

>>17898558
I can see this only going one of two ways
1: She thinks she leveled up and became some sort of Arch-Slime
2: She freaks out and thinks she got sick

>> No.17898608

>>17898543
スペース人

>> No.17898612

>>17898517
Really their huge asses? Not their huge hands and feet?

>> No.17898613
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17898613

BIG

>> No.17898616

>>17898559
>>17898591
Reminder that Nureonago are canonically better at controlling their shape and consistency than all other Slimes so they can give a more authentic blowjob experience
Also reminder that even so they are still Slimes and as such utterly immune to physical damage or pain
Therefore, violently and traumatically irrumating your shy Nure wife to the point of bits of her face and mouth flecking off will not only be possible but will just let her know how much her forceful manly husband loves her

>> No.17898619

>>17898608
Thanks

>> No.17898620

>>17898599

They can recognize your smile from very long distances too even if you think they wouldn't be able to tell. They have a sense for that sort of thing.

>> No.17898626
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17898626

>yfw that kikimora you hired few weeks ago sent you this at midnight.
>Does she want a raise? I can give her a raise.

>> No.17898631

>>17898613
>knees
>no pointy ears
It's shit.

>> No.17898632

>>17898613
ptsd flashbacks begin now

>> No.17898634

>>17898613
Mermaids look so smooth. I'd love to rub oil on one and maybe give her a massage, nothing lewd though unless she rapes me.

>> No.17898635

>>17898613
It really is better down where it's wetter.

>> No.17898645

>>17897940
You better hope its not the case. Mamomo Mana only works because if SE and MGs are so attracted to men in part because of their SE.

If we have no SE, nothing guarantees our waifu will love us or even like us. We would be lucky if MGs are as hard to attract as human females without SE.

Definitively not good.

>> No.17898648

>>17898596
>”Honey, could you reinforce the bed again, my big strong man? It broke again when I accidentally fell backwards onto it this afternoon. Also, I made homemade brownies to munch during movie night tonight! I’ll put on those panties you like so much and be waiting on the couch, teehee! I love you, Anon~”

>> No.17898652

>>17898596
Her ass becomes so sensitive she cums everytime you grab it.

>> No.17898654

>>17898648
A cutie.
I do hope she's sitting in my lap because those panties have heart shaped rear access.
Gonna make that frame out of adamantine.
And I'll have one or two brownies, she can have the rest

>> No.17898658

>>17898652
...perfect.
Would sneak up on while she's not paying attention and molest that rear

>> No.17898660

You guys are making the housewife races sound real fucking good.
All the cuteness of a devoted housewife but also never turning down sex no matter how freaky.
Houris are great for it too.

>> No.17898661

>fatfags

>> No.17898668
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17898668

>>17898634
>>17898635
They truly are best monstergirls. If you ever have a mermaid asking you to swim with her jump into the water without any hesitation!

>> No.17898669
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17898669

>>17898660

All she ultimately is to see you smile.

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