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17887295 No.17887295 [Reply] [Original]

Why did they have to go, /jp/?

>> No.17888135

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

>> No.17888140

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.

>> No.17888149

As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"

"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.

Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

>> No.17890081

>>17888135
>>17888140
>>17888149
are you alright?

>> No.17890112

>>17890081
He's alright if you know what he's referencing.

>> No.17891451

>>17888135
>>17888140
>>17888149
kek'd

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Good thread.

>> No.17892941

Man, I can't wait for 2008 to arrive so I can watch that ad for the first time again.

>> No.17896691

>>17892941
based timeloop universe

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>> No.17897883

>>17887295
What was OP even on about? Did they break up or something?

>> No.17897935

>>17897883
yup, Girugamesh disbanded last year

>> No.17897967

GET OFF MY STORE YOU FUCKING WEEABOS

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>> No.17900146

>>17897547
But really, what is he actually saying? I can't tell at all.

>> No.17900149

>>17900146
And GAY MEN!!

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>> No.17902221

>>17900146
"and gaming!"

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>> No.17902251

Man its been so long since I've watched this that its actually funny again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

>> No.17902605

>>17902251
Man, this is worse than I remember it being.

>> No.17902868

>>17902251
It's pretty timelessly great.

>> No.17902902

EKIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17903230

>>17902251
None of those fags even like VNs, LNs, or figurines. Why are western con goers such shitters? Curiously, they don't mention cosplaying either despite several of them being dressed up.

>> No.17904076

YoU PeOpLe ArE tHe ReAsOn No OnE lIkEs WeEaBoOs !!!!!!

>> No.17904422

>>17904076
No one is supposed to like them or want to be like them, and I'm pretty sure no one likes you for other reasons too, such as typing like a faggot.

>> No.17904431

and GAYMEN

>> No.17904477

>>17902251
>2009
Is it really this recent?

>> No.17904504

>>17904477

it's been close to a decade bro

>> No.17904547

>>17904504
damn...

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You dare mocking me, mongrels?!

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>>17908274

>> No.17909250

will dump a gamesh set tmw

>> No.17909899

>>17902202
>>17902251
I didn't think it was a male until I saw the video.

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>tfw I'm still a big fan of old school visual kei but most people outgrew it, and the new VK fans don't give a shit about old artists
I don't really consider girugamesh old school btw.

>> No.17911395

>>17909899
Don't actually get into jrock, my man

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>>17888135
This is the kinda shit I come here for.

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I forget what order these go in who cares anyway.

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>> No.17912414

>>17912408
end

>> No.17918504

>>17911339
>new VK fans
Isn't VK ded?

>> No.17918726

>>17912055
LOLUFU ;_;7

>> No.17918766

>>17912395
Is he going to nuke the very place he love or is he just being tricked?

>> No.17918784

>>17918766

The anon who made the thread way the fuck back when had a hilarious ongoing story to go with each shoop. I wonder if I have the page somewhere.

>> No.17919327

>>17918784
Oh, not that dude but I was about to ask what the hell was up with the military edits. Guess I missed out.

>> No.17919551

>>17919327

It was back when the meme took off. Basically the idea was the kid in the video joined the army so he could go to Sakura con and got bounced all around the world during the campaigns.

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>>17919551

>> No.17923033

>>17903230
The woman sitting on the right with the glasses and grey hair dubbed Asuka over in the english NGE dub, and has a fuckton of Asuka related stuff

>> No.17928015

>>17909233
B-bakana! Is that....

>> No.17937142

>>17918504
No it's still somehow alive. Also there's new people getting introduced to it all the time, but mostly with newer bands like Mejibray.

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