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Sup /jp/, I just got home and im a little drunk. what should I do?

>> No.1787631

kill yourself

>> No.1787634

Watch Toradora.

>> No.1787635

drink moar and get out of my /jp/

>> No.1787636

Bomb helmet.

Construct a helmet of plastic explosives shaped to fire at your head.

Activate it while wearing it.

Arrive at Gensokyo.

>> No.1787637

Go to bed, brother.

>> No.1787639
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>> No.1787638

Get the fuck out, and go watch ToraDora or any crap like that /a/ is currently discussing about.

>> No.1787677

Cook spaghetti

>> No.1787760
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>>1787636

Wow. Not a single non-sage post. This seems like the best idea. Is that really the way to Gensokyo?

>> No.1787765

>>1787760
Yes.

Yes, it is.

The only other ways are ground zero of an atomic detonation or at the site of the LHC's activation.

>> No.1787768

>>1787760
You don't frighten us English pig dog. Now go away or I'll taunt you a second time.

>> No.1787771

>>1787760
Say hello to Meirin for me!

>> No.1787775

>>1787760
This is how we do things in /jp/, and yes, kill yourself.

>> No.1787780

/a/ IS LIKE FROZEN IN TIME FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> No.1787781

>>1787760

To arrive with a free sex coupon in your pocket, construct your helmet with shaped charges instead of plastic explosives.

>> No.1787787
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1787787

Wow wtf /jp/. I'm not leaving until I get one non-sage post in this thread that isn't myself.

>> No.1787788

>>1787787
>>1787780
See ya, buddy.

>> No.1787791

You may leave now

>> No.1787792

>>1787787
>>1787780

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>> No.1787793

Watch some hentai, drink, repeat etc until you have whiskey dick. Then go watch something cute. By that time you should be tired.

>> No.1787794

>>1787787
You're not normal or try to fool anyone, are you being such a sadist from pushing yourself?

>> No.1787806
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1787806

My ban from /a/ actually expired at midnight... but I don't want to leave here. I like it here. I think I enjoy the abuse. I don't know why.

>> No.1787830

>>1787806
perhaps you have the heart of an attention whore.

>> No.1787831

>>1787806
You know you can change your ip address.

also, /a/ is freezing right now!

>> No.1787835

>>1787806
Well, enjoy your stay. However, please remember that the portal between /a/ and /jp/ are shaky at best. Try to leave as soon as possible or you'll be stuck here for a bit longer than you'd like.

>> No.1787839

>>1787806
>I think I enjoy the abuse

I got the same feeling when I got into /jp/, yeah.

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>>1787835
>>1787830

sage me more /jp/... I love it. I can't get enough. UAUAUAUAUUAUA I'm gonna cum....

>> No.1787855

>>1787847
Sorry to disappoint you, but I always sage so you're not really getting anything out of the ordinary.

>> No.1787865

>>1787855
likewise

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