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Remember to give your monster girl headpats regularly. Also that centipedes are cute.

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>> No.17873648

>>17873631
OOMUKADE
ARMPIT HAIR
Ahem. Excuse me.

>> No.17873661

>>17873631
Ah! Scary bug!

>> No.17873678

Is there anything more dangerous than saying "I’m single"?

>> No.17873686

centipedes are most certainly not cute, they are very frightening and they scare my boyfriend so much that I have to kill them myself!

>> No.17873687

>>17873678
Saying "I'm lonely" or "I'm horny"

>> No.17873691

>>17873686
alps leave

>> No.17873694

>>17873678
Having a sword on your belt, in the presence of a Salamander.

>> No.17873700

>>17873694
What if it's a Nerf sword

>> No.17873703
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>>17873694
Salamanders aren't the only Monsters looking for a strong warrior husband.

>> No.17873706

>>17873687
What about "I'm not worth it"?

>> No.17873707
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17873707

>>17873661
>>17873686
You people are wrong, centipedes are adorable and not creepy at all.

>> No.17873714

>>17873706
Grats on your new maid

>> No.17873721
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>>17873707
Oh found a full version.

>> No.17873723

>>17873694
I want to pull an 'Indiana Jones' on a Salamander sword master.

>Salamander adventurer sees handsome rugged man in town
>Roll to intimidate in hopes of provoking duel
>Critical fail
>He pulls a pistol and shoots her halfway through her display
>She recovers and spends the next 10 years tracking him across the world intent on marriage

>> No.17873726

This thread stinks!

>> No.17873731

>>17873703
>you accidentally bump into a hinezumi in a tavern
>unfortunately for you, she likes to start fights with random strangers for little to no reason
>unfortunately for her, you're a mage who specializes in water spells

>> No.17873741

>>17873731
She can't even say that you're cheating either. Poor thing.

>> No.17873745

>>17873731
>Completely soaked, she throws a little tantrum, splashing the puddles of water on the ground.
>'It's not fair! Stupid water magic!'

>> No.17873759

>>17873745
I'd root her in place and hit her with my most powerful water spell, "shower head massage setting"

>> No.17873791

>>17873759
>"Ngh, you bastard! You got me all wet! You better take responsibility!"
>"W-Why the hell are you taking off your pants?! I didn't mean it like that, you fucking pervert!"

>> No.17873803

>>17873791
Nah, about any nigga with a garden hose could beat her.

>> No.17873831

>>17873721
I hate bugs, but I wouldn't say no to a milfpede.

>> No.17873905

>>17873723
That would work with a lizardman, with salamanders you need to have the most "exiting combat" of her life in order to win her.

>> No.17873997
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17873997

Real ded hours

Here's a Wight wearing an undead kingdom commoner disguise

>> No.17874058
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17874058

>This kills the meido.

>> No.17874061

>>17873997
>Undead Venice
>all those stairs over drafty canals
>all those big booty undead with only cloaks on
It's like a chilly creepshot heaven!

>> No.17874107

>>17873759
>"shower head massage setting"
*Washing machine sounds in the background*

>> No.17874117

>>17873997
>commoner
Not even lich's phylactery can hide how much she'd be pouting and upset. Maybe that would be enough to make her wear something.

>> No.17874121
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>> No.17874133

>>17874121
All those alt designs look cute. But why is a human there?

>> No.17874144

>>17874121
Is that like new York Harlem cept of getting mugged you get raped?

>> No.17874147

Last I heard monster musume was going to air fall of 2017
Don't look like that's happening
So when?

>> No.17874151

>>17874121
What is up with japs using "harlem" instead of harem? It's not the first time, there are literally hundred doujins with "harlem" in the title

>> No.17874152

>>17874133
Maybe she's getting corrupted into a monstergirl somewhere in the story, I dunno.

>> No.17874158

>>17874151
Well, they could look it up on the internet, but it's full of scary gaijins.

Can't be helped I guess.

>> No.17874159

>>17874152
Maybe by using a cursed collar of some sort?

>> No.17874163

>>17874151
It's the harlem shake.

>> No.17874165

>>17874144
> street monsters bark ebonics at passerbys
> " Eyooo whiteboi, howzabout u come over here and show me somethin'! "
> critically low investment in infrastructure and education have led this community into a self-ensuring spiral of poverty and Manticore Venom abuse, aided by the CIA operation to the the entire monster community hooked on hard venom.
> such is the cruel fate of the inner city monster

>> No.17874169

>>17874159
Possible. There are women knights who become Dullahans after unknowingly wearing cursed armor.

>Ah, my head fell.
>t. newly turned Dullahan

>> No.17874174

>>17874151
Probably that they're the same in Japanese and those with little experience in English often don't know which Roman letter to put in given words, so they just shrug and put both?

>> No.17874178

>>17874133
Maybe KC went full haram and gave some art to a yuri or futa book?

>> No.17874183

>>17874121
NEVER EVER

>> No.17874184

>>17874178
I highly doubt it.

>> No.17874189

>>17874165
>the CIA is getting paid off by Order lobbyists to gentrify the downtown area, so they can encourage more Order citizens to move in and shake up city management votes
>Once this plot starts slipping through the cracks, there will be three straight days of rape-heavy monstergirl riots before a complete collapse of downtown
>MGC re-brands to Sanctuary City and establish a mini-theocracy
>little did they know a handful of dark priests had infiltrated the church a decade ago

You are not prepared for the CATACLYSM!!!

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>>17874117
The Wight then buys her a beautiful dress and food.

>> No.17874194

>>17874121
So many cute girls and it's been a while since there's been full color bicorn art.

>> No.17874203

>>17874165
>>17874189
>new art 15 minutes in
>already shat at with threadcanon

>> No.17874214

Don't be such a stick in the mud!

Unless you're into gnomes, golems, doromes...

>> No.17874221

>>17874203
>a lengthy double-team shitpost about a typo is readily accepted into threadcanon
I smell something fishy, corrupt, and conniving, but not in that order.

>> No.17874224

>>17874133
She's the only one without a collar
:thonk:

>> No.17874236

>>17874165
This fulfills my dream of being whistled at by strongfat construction monster girls

>> No.17874239

>>17874236
No, you get that in the good part of town, where buildings are constructed.
Nobody in Harlem has a job. All the Tanukis in town complain about those welfare-leeching lamprey girls and tick girls.

>> No.17874244

>>17874239
But anon, all the girls in Harlem are Kakuen.

Whatever, guess I'll have to go to the good part to get ogled and whistled at, which actually makes more sense considering I'd be in IT

>> No.17874248

>>17874239
>tick girl
>she'll cling on you for days as she bites you

Not sure if want

>> No.17874253

>>17874248
More like a tiny girl that clings to you, starts fairy sized, but as you feed her or fuck her, she's stretchy she grows bigger but continues to cling to you, slowly shrinking over time but growing to loli sizes if you can max her out.
But she would probably nibble at you when she's hungry.

>> No.17874266

>>17874224
She's selling them.

>> No.17874267

>>17874244
>"Hey Nerdboy, wanna feel a real woman on yah?"
>'If he's doing that he's goin' with me to a bar first! You ever done chest shots boy?'
>This unit deems you aesthetically pleasing, would you enjoy engaging in relations once this unit has finished is daily assignments?

>> No.17874270

>>17874121
A certain someone must be ecstatic right now.
Though, the blonde humie looks like she's straight out of a Fire Emblem game I have to admit.

>> No.17874271

>>17874248
It's better then a snapping Umi-Osho.
If she bites you, she won't let go until you cut of her head. Or choke her sufficiently hard, that might work too.

>> No.17874281

>>17874253
This makes me want to pop manticore venom and let her try to give me a blowjob

>> No.17874285

>>17874121
>That kobold and thunderbird
There needs to be more variations of the girls now

>> No.17874286

>>17874239
>be secretary of finances in MG Harlem
>working so hard one day that i don't notice a ghoul slip under my desk
>she's got my dick in her mouth in a matter of seconds
>have to stifle my groans to hide what's going on
>if my tanuki finds a sandmono under my desk I'll be in the S&M chamber for God knows how long
>the ghoul starts talking dirty
>"don't you want to give me a reward for being a good citizen in poverty?"
>I shove it back inside her mouth to shut her up
>it rattles the desk a bit
>a sharpie rolls off onto the ground
>i can't pick it up because the moment i let go of her hair, she'll blow my cover
>before i can think my way out of this she nabs the sharpie
>she writes a message on my thigh
>"If you don't increase welfare expenditures, I'll milk you like this every day to cut down on food costs~"
>suddenly boss walks into my cubicle
>"Anon, I need you to update a couple of rec-"
>She stops dead in her tracks
>"Why does it smell like sweat in here? Are you hot?"
>she leans over my desk, unbuttoning her shirt a little to give me an ample view of her cleavage
>"Or... are you thinking about spending some quality time with me again?"
>realize that I must now choose between increasing welfare and painful BDSM with a tanuki in heat, or being made into free daily dinners for a ghoul who is an active threat to my job

>> No.17874291

>>17874281
If you overfill her you'll just stretch her belly out and increase the odds of her getting pregnant significantly. Yes, even if it all goes down her throat.

>> No.17874297

>>17874267
Would Automations think I'm a tease if I pass by their work site often just to hear their lines?

>> No.17874305

>>17874291
Would be funny to see.
I'd cheer the little bugger on.

>>17874297
>This unit has noticed that you've passed multiple times without response, your motives are unclear to this unit at this time

>> No.17874311
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>>17874285
I appreciate how they look like different members of the species, but KC could've at least given them different outfits like he did for that Wonderland book.

>> No.17874314

Jeez these threads got weirder since I've been gone.

>> No.17874317

>>17874311
>Implying they aren't born wearing clothes.

>> No.17874320

>>17874317
if they're born in clothes, how can they change into different sexy outfits?

>> No.17874323
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17874323

>>17874320
Meme magic

>> No.17874331

>>17874305
>Just blurt out that I find them cute and walk off quickly
That should get their reactors going.

>> No.17874333

>>17874311
Since the profile image is supposed to be the "average" member of each race I've always had a suspicion that the outfit in it is what's popular in monster girl fashion for them.
>>17874314
How so?

>> No.17874343

>>17874323
>best cat
>hoodie
>ballgag
Russian artists just keep pumping out nice stuff.

>> No.17874382

>>17874267
I just want big, bulky, construction/demolition Automaton to cuddle with while I’m at home.

>> No.17874405

>>17874382
I wonder if her side-skirts would have The O/Hazel styled claws built into them.

>> No.17874406

>>17874311
That wock will never not make my dick hard. Her skirt is white skin are too much for my dick to handle.

>> No.17874444

>>17874331
>Unit RX079 we have been described as 'Cute'
>Indeed MS-06, although I did not believe that a human would find enhanced synth-muscles cute....
>Indeed, normally such a term is used on small things.
>Correct, although my replication protocols have, oddly enough, marked the human as a potential material supplier.
>Mine as well

>> No.17874448

>>17874382
Well, they are big, strong girls, along with many being former breacher units

>> No.17874483
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Behold, the perfect bodytype for monstergirl meidos.

>> No.17874489

>>17874483
Ultra busty short stacks?
A good place to start

>> No.17874500

>>17874343
>Ballgag
That's a bell

>> No.17874522

Delinquent scorpion.

>> No.17874545

>>17874489
Perfect for any Kiki, Shog, or other aspiring maids.

>> No.17874547
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17874547

It's Friday mother fuckers, get in, we're going to the MGC bbbaaarrrrr!

>Wurms wrecking the place
>Oni's challenging you to beer quarters
>Anon drinking his sorrows away when the Unicorn he kept trying to date is now a Bi-Corn
>Harpy Wingladies vs Anon's Wingmen
>Anon drunkenly trying to date the Bi-Corn anyway
>Holstaurs at the taps, Holstaurs at the baths, Minotaurs at the adjacent designated raping street
>MGC Swat bringing an end to the festivities by busting in to bring Terror Pally in for questioning

>> No.17874553

>>17874545
If I got a Kiki like that, I'd be in heaven, slough I'd make sure she go a helping of sweets every day

>> No.17874566

>>17874547
It’s Thursday.

>> No.17874605

>>17874566
It's Friday in SEA/Aus, isn't it? They're in the future.

>> No.17874623

>>17874553
>Meaty, ultra stacked shortstack Kiki.
>Despite her figure, she's still a master maid.

A cute, would sit in my lap at the end of the day

>> No.17874632

>>17874605
2 AM i.e. either closed or still “Thursday night” drinking.

>> No.17874646
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>>17874623
She'd look exquisite with glasses and a ponytail.

>> No.17874649

>Kakuen sensei gets more and more turned on the longer she watches her pupil fight in his tournaments.
By the time he wins she's a wet mess ready to assault the newly crowned champ.

>> No.17874655

>>17874646
That she would.
Maybe a bit of a pout on her lips by she'd be cute regardless.

Would love having her fall asleep in my lap

>> No.17874662

>>17874649
She now has a tale to tell when reading to her little monkey daughterus.

>> No.17874664

>>17874649
The pupil then surpasses the master and she remains an even wetter mass. Or maybe the master gets an anal pounding so rough she squirts to dehydration.

>> No.17874671

>>17874605
Yeah, but you don't "celebrate" Friday until it's almost over.

>> No.17874679

>>17874547
Oh man, full-on blowjob.

>> No.17874686

>>17874547
Would drink a lot of alcohol and spicy stuff to breathe fire on the haughty red dragon.

>> No.17874718

What's wrong with alps?

>> No.17874721

>>17874718
everything

>> No.17874726

>>17874718
They were dudes.

>> No.17874729

>>17874547
>>17874671
Federal holiday this Friday, so today is pretty much Friday anyway hahaaa

>> No.17874730

>>17874726
Just like nachos.

>> No.17874731

>>17874718
Shitposters pretend they're monsterboys.

>> No.17874732

>>17874718
Alpfags.
Alpfags using Alps as an excuse to post trapshit and actual Succubutts while claiming they're Alps.

>> No.17874734

>>17874718
Literal trannies that attract "boipussy" fags-in-denial and actual mentally ill trannies

>> No.17874747

>>17874731
>>17874732
>>17874734
So the problem isn't the monster, it's its audience.

>> No.17874755

>>17874730
Nachos were things and like other chaos monsters, they are shit for transforming you.

>> No.17874754

>>17874747
That's usually the problem with a lot of things anon.

>> No.17874756

>super thicc neet succubus who's too scared to get a husband because she thinks she's too fat

>> No.17874758

>>17874747
Nah, they themselves are shit since the only fetish they have is "I want to fuck a guy". But audience is shit too

>> No.17874762

>>17874747
Pretty much, but just remember that the people who claim to hate Alps the most are also the ones who discuss them the most.

>> No.17874766
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>>17874756
All the fat would be present in her tits, hips, thighs, and ass with a bit of pudge in the middle.

>> No.17874769

>>17874747

Well the monster itself is just "I was a dude once" and that's pretty much it. So on top of all that they're just straight up uninteresting.

The actual alp from folklore has a lot more going on.

>> No.17874772
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17874772

>>17874766
Plump succubutts are for cosy cuddling

>> No.17874778

>>17874756
Gonna date that neet meat.

>>17874766
>>17874772
Would grope and give snacks

>> No.17874787

>>17874679
Calm down Steve-O.

>> No.17874789

>>17874772
>sample
That's also a Demon.

>> No.17874792

>>17874787
[choked gasp]

>> No.17874801

>>17874772
>Did you just misspecies me!?

>> No.17874828
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17874828

>>17874789
>>17874801
Oops, here's the higher res one

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17874859

>>17874323
Oh nice, there's a heart pupil version.

>> No.17874891

>>17874859
Of course there’s a heart pupil version. Heart pupils are the second most boner inducing thing next to lingerie/thigh highs with skindentation.

>> No.17874899

>>17874891
Why not combine them all?

>> No.17874916

>>17874899
>cheshire wearing lingerie with thigh highs that give her skindentation with heart pupils as she's being fucked
I didn't need this boner.

>> No.17874931

>>17874553
>tfw you will never spank a thicc kiki's jiggly butt.

>> No.17874936

>>17874734
Lies

>> No.17874960
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>>17874931
For all the Kiki fanart out there, they could definitely benefit from more ass focused stuff.

>> No.17874968

>>17874931
Spank her rear, grope the middle, oogle the top.

>>17874916
Now you have it

>> No.17874995

>>17874960
That Kiki is for over the counter fucking

>> No.17875001

>>17874968
Lift her skirt, give her butt a light whipping, just enough to tenderize it and make it nice and pink.

>> No.17875008

>>17875001
I don't kno if a light whipping will break that padding

>> No.17875010

>>17874995
That kiki is for exercising and going on a diet with.

>> No.17875011

>>17875008
Granted, I don't know much about spanking, but I'd rather not make her bleed. It's supposed to be foreplay for funtime.

>> No.17875020

>>17874859
>her face when she sees a boy getting lost in Wonderland

>> No.17875024

>>17875010
Nah, you gotta be the strong master of a soft maid

>> No.17875029

>>17875024
Strong masters don't associate with landwhales.

>> No.17875033

>ywn defend your stocked grill from your Wendigo waifus and daughterfus.
>ywn have to pull of the tactical beef jerky distraction bag and throw it to the group of hungry girls.

>> No.17875036

>>17875029
I would.
Lotta fun to be had there

>> No.17875039

>>17874121
Dammit the human's the cutest thing on this cover.

>> No.17875040
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>>17875024
Strong maids defend weak masters.

>> No.17875044

>>17875039
She'll probably become a Succubus at some point.

>> No.17875049
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17875049

She wants to touch your ears. She says they like 'soft, round, and squishy'.

Do you let her?

>> No.17875055

>>17875040
And strong masters protect weak maids.
I would enjoy a muscle kiki though

>> No.17875058

>>17875044
>a Succubus
Shame.

>> No.17875061

>>17875049
No, they're really sensitive.

>> No.17875062

>>17875040
>>17875055
>>17875024

>Strong master
>Strong maid
>The STRONGEST ESTATE
>Then they have to go fight other masters/maids of other estates for dominance

>> No.17875065

>>17875062
This sounds like a really cool premise for a battle manga.

>> No.17875072

>>17875062

I'll take it if the master is a big, buff guy who's tough as nails but has a heart as soft as feathers and if the maid looks like a marshmallow but could kill a grown man with her pinkie.

>> No.17875087

>>17875072
Actually I think the other way around would be fun. A skinny strong master who seems weak until he takes off his shirt revealing his muscles, and a already buff KiKi not super swole but you can tell she is fit even with her maid outfit on.

>> No.17875099

>>17875072
Would be nice, walking in on her with a large mouse in a one handed, painful looking lock while she sweetly greets her master would be nice

>> No.17875100

>>17875049

Yeah OK. Hopefully she doesn't realize I'm into ASMR

I'd be kind of tempted to ask if I could touch hers

>> No.17875110

>>17875072
>>17875087

What if...

...they were BOTH huge, tough-looking softies. So they walk into a room wearing their formal clothing and they look like a tough mafia hitman and his buff amazon-esque probably-a-secret-assassin maid so everyone's freaking out but they're both just happy to be here and are looking for the hors d'oeuvres guy.

>> No.17875115

Semi-annual reminder that man is the real monster.

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17875128

>>17875115
>buff amazon-esque probably-a-secret-assassin maid

>> No.17875136

>>17875049
Anytime she wants.

>> No.17875143

>>17875128
Oh lord. Would get buff to impress this maid.

>> No.17875148

>>17875128
That's a fucking triangle

>> No.17875154

>>17875033
>Solid Wendi has to sneak up on your grill
>She uses a snow camo cardboard box
>It's not as effective as Metal Gear leads her to believe

>> No.17875155

>>17875115
>Gremlin mixes the DNA of the most evil monsters in existence to create the most depraved and evil monster of them all/
>IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN!

>> No.17875157

>>17874323
always nice when the best girl gets new art.

I wish I had the skill needed to make pretty art of my waifu.

>> No.17875160

>>17875157
Who's your waifu? You could always commission something of her.

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17875163

>>17875154
>Solid Wendi
>not Big Boss Bovine

>> No.17875167

>>17875160
>best girl
>waifu

?

>> No.17875173

>>17875154
>Wendi Dad just stands there baffled at the sight of a small hand sticking out of the box trying to reach some sausage links.
>Picks up the box and asks whats shes doing.
>"Aaaarrghhh....arrrghhh....arghh...." she replies as she just lays there defeated.
>"Wendi? Wendi? WEEENDIIII?" another one of the daughters yells in the distance.
Atleast they are having fun.

>> No.17875174

>>17875167
Don't mind me, I'm running on empty right now.

>> No.17875182
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>>17875155
>Gremlins
>doing biological science

>> No.17875187

>>17875163
Something about remembering the basics of FUC

>> No.17875189

>>17875163
>filename
>holst pops out of stealth
>"It's nothing personal, sweetie."
>Death by cleavage induced asphyxiation


>>17875174
It's fine, anon. I too am mentally retarded.

>> No.17875200

>>17875189
>Death by cleavage induced asphyxiation
That's not desirable at all.

>> No.17875202

>>17874718
if only they were gachifags

>> No.17875207
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17875207

>>17874718

Lots of things.

It's important to know the enemy.

>> No.17875216

>>17874718
Nothing
Don't listen to the haters

>> No.17875217

>>17875182
>study biomedical engineering
>tfw liches and gremlins both lust for my cock
I'm not even into them that much

>> No.17875247

>>17873703
Actually Hinezumis don't look for a strong warrior husband, per se. It is only circumstancial that most end up with warrior husbands (basically only warriors end up in the situation where they marry one). That's why unlike Salamanders, Hinezumis have a workaround hack that allows you to waifu them without being a warrior at all.

>> No.17875295

>>17875062
>gentlemen anon and his battle Kiki join a tag team tournament to raise money for their next adventure
>they battle other gentlemen boxers and their battle maids throughout the world and other demon realms
Someone fund this now.

>> No.17875309

>>17875207
>Alp-le bottom

Gets me every time

>> No.17875321

>>17875207
This why you marry paladin-chan. That way you can go on alp extermination hunts together.

>> No.17875328

>>17875321
Too bad Valkyries >> paladins.

>> No.17875337

https://twitter.com/niwatorigunsou/status/928690168990547968

Quite a lot of Cheshire today.

>> No.17875349

>>17875217
ay biomedbro. You ready for the days of synthetic muscle bundles?
I'll take those liches off your hands

>> No.17875358

>>17875247
I wonder if hinezumi have the same fertility as large mice?

If so I want to give one a big brood bump

>> No.17875372

>>17875358
That’s a vermin-class perk.
Hinezumi are like most regular monsters in that it’s less common but there’s not much stopping you from gunning for it anyway.

>> No.17875383

>>17875337
not gonna lie memecats have damn sexy legs

>> No.17875400

>>17875372
I just need to get her in the right class.
Regardless, I need a super pregnant hinezumi whose china dress is outlining a big ol' baby bump with some similarly sized titties and She's still a few months away from having them.

>> No.17875415
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17875415

>Water is their weak point, and when they have a lot of it poured on them, the flames of their coat temporarily weaken, and the color changes, growing whiter. Along with that, their fighting spirit and violent temperament are also lost, and their timid nature that had been hidden by the flames becomes exposed. The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective.

Does this mean that you can waifu a Hinezumi by literally using your dick like a semen heavy machine gun?

>> No.17875418

>Also that centipedes are cute.
No. There is such a thing as going too far.

>> No.17875431
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17875431

>>17875418
Oomukades aren't just cute, they're wife material.

>> No.17875437

I like to imagine when a man absorbs enough of his waifus demon energy and she is strong enough it can make a shadowy stand like projection of her behind him.
>Oni husband goes shopping while she is at home resting.
>Human ladies come up to him and start making small talk.
>Oni waifus demonic energy projects itself behind him, striking a menacing pose scaring them off much to his bewilderment.

>> No.17875446

>>17875437
Dumb

>> No.17875454
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>> No.17875465
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17875465

I would bet the salamander would cook meaty meals
Like chicken wrapped in bacon wrapped in kebab meat, mixed in with spices and flavorings for extra kick
then tell you to be a man and eat it

>> No.17875471

>>17875372
>Monster girls with class and race traits that effect combat abilities and lewding potential.

Why does this sound so fun?

>> No.17875474

>>17875465
That sounds amazing.

>> No.17875481

>>17875465
>salamander that gives anon a man vs food level because she likes him
>the blaze on her tail and blush when he accepts it and starts chowing down

>> No.17875486

>No Demon to cuddle you, stroke your hair and tell you everything's going to be fine.
It hurts.

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17875489

>>17875471
Its a thing though

>> No.17875495
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17875495

What happened to make her cry?

>> No.17875501

>>17875489
>Necromancer
>Her

Please leave, I want real necromancers.

>> No.17875504

>>17875495
She lost her boobs.

>> No.17875508

>>17875495
It's 9/11.

>> No.17875510

>>17875486
I'd rather come home to a gluttony demon that cuddles me while she snacks and does blowjobs all evening.

>> No.17875509

>>17875495
Her pudding was stolen.
She gets bullied by other Undead lolis for her big butt and thighs.

>> No.17875511

>>17875495
Anon read her diary and she thinks he's going to reject her after reading all the silly stuff she wrote.

>> No.17875514

>>17875509
Someday she'll show them all what her tremendous ass and thighs can do.

>> No.17875521

>>17875514
Except getting spanked by her husband on a daily basis...

>> No.17875524

>>17875495
She woke up from a dream about being with her husbando and the silence of living in a mansion alone is louder than any scream she’s ever heard.

>> No.17875534

>>17875521
Shoehorn harder why dont you.

>> No.17875535

>>17875521
>...

>> No.17875536

>>17875510
That's just it anon, I don't want sexual comfort. I just want someone who makes me feel less alone.

>> No.17875543

>>17875536
They can give both.

>> No.17875547
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17875547

Monsters will never let you go, no point in running

>> No.17875550

>>17875511
And she's right

>> No.17875562

>>17875547
I like these mangas where the roles are kinda reversed and the guy is stalked by a crazy sex addict.

>> No.17875566

>>17875547
I miss Hroz

>> No.17875567

>>17875562
From what ive seen both sides have their fair share of stalkers

>> No.17875571

>>17875567
Is that a manga or a doujin?
In the first case, I don't have to ask for the source, I can probably find it. In the later, I don't really care.

>> No.17875574

>>17875550
Rude.
>>17875566
So do I, his art wasn't the best but it had a certain charm to it and his girls were always just the type I liked. There hasn't been another monster girl doujin artist like him.

>> No.17875586

>>17875566
What happened?

>> No.17875589

>>17875586
He disappeared.

>> No.17875596

>>17875547
Hroz really helped me get into monstergirls. I love his scylla doujin and the one with the white snake.

>> No.17875600

>>17875349
No matter where we run, there always will be more liches to look at us lewdly.

>> No.17875612

>>17875495
Anon said that he prefered girls that are alive.

>> No.17875621

>>17875612
>not humping a dead body.

What the fuck is with him?

>> No.17875624

Cursed Swords are the best maids.

>> No.17875626

>>17875495
"Not into lolis, sorry."

>> No.17875630

>>17875495
Behind thot

>> No.17875649

>>17875415
I want to go to a Hinezumi dojo in the Mist Continent, full of multiple dan black belt Hinezumis, charging using by dick as a machine gun and sexing Hinezumi after Hinezumi, becoming the Lord of the Dojo with all the Hinezumis as my wives/bodyguards despite having zero fighting skills.

>> No.17875655

Which one of the girls is the softest of all? I feel like I want to squeeze and nom a monster girl so bad

>> No.17875658

>>17875049
No, my ears get really hot and red when someone messes with them and it's super uncomfortable.

>> No.17875662
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17875662

Winter Gremlin.

>> No.17875664

>>17875624
Hope she doesn't get overly excited or her spiky bits will rip the uniform apart.

Not that it's a bad thing

>> No.17875668

>>17875624
what happens if you polish the sword?

>> No.17875671

>>17875668
Cumming.

>> No.17875678

>>17874121
>thunderbird with bigger tits

I'm ashamed I never consider this

>> No.17875679

This Hinezumi talk makes me wonder, whats the realtionship with a Hinezumi like if you use the hack? The profile only describes the relationship when she marries a martial artist that defeated her and how they can be seen together covered in flames. But what if its a husband that just splashed her in water and gave her the dick? I wonder how different the relationship is compared to the normal fighter x fighter couples Hinezumis usually form.

>> No.17875712

>>17875679
Wizard anon endlessly teasing and fucking with his muscle-head Hinezumi wife

>> No.17875723

>>17875679
I imagine it depends on the circumstances. She would probably be super passive if her husband just threw a bucket of water on her then assaulted her. But what if a tsundere hizezumi got caught out in the rain with a anon that liked her but she wont return the feelings because he isnt a fighter?

>> No.17875724

>>17875662
10/10 would marry and have a lot of cute daughters with

>> No.17875739

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyD9Z3Fas

If you set the source aside, this is really a great monster girl song. How would you react if a monster girl played this song on her boom box as she stood outside your window?

>> No.17875740

>>17875723
Well, it all depends if the anon fucks her or not in the rain, until they have sex, they are not a couple yet. Again as pointed out above, unlike with the Lizards, nothing in the Hinezumi profile states they look specifically for fighters. The reason most end up with fighters is entirely circumstancial so I don't see why she wouldn't return his feelings, specially seeing how monster girls melt with confessions.

>> No.17875747

>>17875712
What would her reaction be when her non warrior husband gropes her but she isn't soaked and is covered in her flames?

>> No.17875754

>>17875723
She obviously got into the rain with him so he fucks her.

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>>17875747
Do you know what a nutcracker is?

>> No.17875760

>>17875739
I would call the police.

>> No.17875787

>>17875739
Id be like "Fuck my neighbors are going to be pissed!". I would then yell at her to get inside so we can chat.

>> No.17875792

>>17875755
No, I don't.

>> No.17875794

>>17875755
Fuck off with that poorly drawn Deviantart-tier image already.

>> No.17875796

>>17875792
Well, it's like a panzerknacker, but smaller.

>> No.17875806

>>17875796
Is it like a flammenwerfer?

>> No.17875813

>>17875806
Nein. A flammenwerfer does something else, it werfers flammens. A panzerknacker knacks on panzer, and its little cousing knacks on your nuts.
It's a popular torture tool for tinkerers, but gremlins tend to sell them to other monsters.

>> No.17875814

Study biology must be hell in the MG world with all the different species of monster girls running around

>> No.17875825

>>17875814
That's why you focus on one or two species. Though that will definitely attract a number of them to "help" you out.

>> No.17875827

Caught a fox!

https://imgur.com/NjfXiZw

>> No.17875837

>>17875827
I really like that artist, wish he would do vaginal stuff a bit more often but he still does great work.

>> No.17875839

>>17875814
Slime girls in particular would be interested in all the other species; Humans especially.

>> No.17875856

>>17875796
Using that Hellhound spanking pic, I will just assume you mean the Hinezumi will just give her groper husband a first hand demonstration of her martial arts skills and rape him.

>> No.17875862

>>17875856
Exactly.
Thank foy for figuring it out instead of sperging "hurr durr i dont like that picture lemme whine about it for ages"

>> No.17875867

>>17874121
How old is this?
Also I want that human to tie my hands above my head and gently stroke me off for hours, simply listening to the cute panting and moaning sounds I make

>> No.17875869

How many here fit the stereotype(shy awkward kissless virgin ect...)?

>> No.17875874

>>17875867
>How old is this?
He posted it on his twitter today.
Now to await scans of the lewd chromatic images within in a couple months.

>> No.17875875

>>17875839
> a slime scientist who has prolonged her life through absorbance of dangerous qualities of formaldehyde and ancient vinegar, as well as carefully managed salting.
> she's older then most litches, and among the first of her kind
> her millennia of work has gone to study the one true goal
> 80 percent of a human body is water.
> Could 80 percent of a human male's body be replaced with slime?

>> No.17875880

>>17875875
> a slime scientist who has prolonged her life through absorbance of dangerous qualities of formaldehyde and ancient vinegar, as well as carefully managed salting
That's what Demonic Energy is for.

>> No.17875914
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>tfw you will never have Bahamut and Tiamat fight over your dick while their daughters watch embarrassed

>> No.17875919

>>17875914
>they fight over your dick
>you feel kinda proud
>"ladies, please, I know I can satisfy you both"
>they look at you
>"no, shut up!"
>"don't try to boast, you don't have the stamina to keep up with us both"
>"don't get cocky, kid"

>> No.17875923

>>17875919
Thats why you gotta wait till they're locked claws, rolling on the ground before you jump both of them.

>> No.17875926

I want to go on a road trip with a kikimora in a RV.

>> No.17875934

I want to fuck a kikimora in the ass. I bet it's tight, warm, and pretty comfy in it.
It's so cold here. Maybe if I put some pants on.

>> No.17875940

>>17875926
Be careful not to drive for too long or through especially dirty places like Detroit, or she'll get clean-crazy and start waving her broom out the door, trying to sweep the road. This may or may not earn you return fire from ground level.

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>>17875934
You're right, it has been cold lately. I really want to hug a Yeti right now, I can't think of a more comfy and inviting girl.

>> No.17875956

>>17875869
I don't. If anything I'm like a masterless kiki.

>> No.17875969

>>17875869
Nope. I’ve got my life put together. I don’t even have future prospects and a STEM education. I don’t hate women, I just wish there was something else to date besides them.

>> No.17875979

>>17875869
I'm neither shy or awkward.
I am a kissless virgin, sadly, and I have no desire to change that.

>> No.17875984

>>17875869
My life might be in ruin, i might be a shy and awkward kissless virgin, but at least my STEM education is good.

>> No.17875985

>>17875869
I'm an engaged muscleman and a former writefag, hth

>> No.17875989

>>17875869
I'm a sociopath

>> No.17875991

>>17875321
To be fair, alps make the best moms. They have maternal instincts from their monster side and paternal instincts from their former lives.
TL;DR alps are top tier waifus even above druella herself.

>> No.17875992

>>17875919
Clearly they underestimate how much of a hard-on I have for dragons. By the time I'm even halfway done with them, they'll be wondering if I spiked myself with a handful of manticore barbs

>> No.17875998

>>17875991
Alps are for forcing your embarrassing fetishes on while they aren't used to the malleability of their bodies.

>> No.17876001

>>17875755
>manface

>> No.17876006

>>17873274
Got a problem with it nerd?

>> No.17876008

>>17875991
>>17875998
Both of these statements are objectively true.

>> No.17876013

>>17876001
Fine by me. I don't like when all monstergirls look like clones anyway.

But I'd like to see a really feminine hellhound once. With lipstick and eyeliner.

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Open at your own risk.

>> No.17876017

>>17875869
just shy around people i dont know very well
what are you up to, news squirrel

>> No.17876021

>>17875991
Thats cool anon. I still think you're gay.

>> No.17876024

>>17876008
That they are.

>Alp feeling happy that she's growing larger breasts and a larger ass to look more womanly. until they start reaching sizes that are uncomfortably large.
>Boyfriend just keeps shrugging and telling her she looks fine.

>> No.17876033

>>17876014
I don't deserve this.

>> No.17876036

What exactly is the appeal of a manticore burying her face in your hair as you spurt your tenth load into her tail?

>> No.17876038

>>17875869
Yes.

>> No.17876041

>>17876014
Does CC stand for chu chu?

>> No.17876045

>alpfags
Reminder that alps are men and you are faggots.

>> No.17876047

>>17875998
I want to make a muscle alp blush in the gym showers

>> No.17876050

>>17876036
I don't know but where does the tail lead?
I kinda wanna get her to milk me for hours simply so I can see where the swelling starts.

>> No.17876054

>>17874718
They aren't real.

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>>17876014
>no pointy ears
>no spade tail
Shitty Succubus.

>> No.17876060

>>17876054

that's the one positive they have though

>> No.17876061

>>17876045
But i want a former male to moan my name.

>> No.17876062

>>17876047
I want to be friends with a petite, tomboyish one and let my latent desires slowly turn her strongfat.

>> No.17876066

>>17876061
That's mega-gay bru

>> No.17876068

>>17876041
Would that be better than the current CC meaning?

>>17876059
Hey don't be mean. Her tail and ears are both out of sight.
If you want to bully you should make fun of her tiny horns.

>> No.17876077

>>17876050
Directly to her brain.

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>>17876036
I'd rather she was burying my face in her cleavage with one hand while stroking my hair with the other and calling me a good boy in a mocking tone.

>> No.17876080

Once you mindflay away it’s past, an Alp and a Succubus would be difficult to discern between right?

>> No.17876087

>>17876080
It's stupid that alp is considered its own type of monster. Skeletons can be created from male corpses but that doesn't result in two different types.

>> No.17876089

>>17876078
why do manticores have so good sense in hairstyles?

>> No.17876091

>>17876087
Feel free to bone a skeleton if you want to.

Yes, I just answered you to make that joke.

>> No.17876094

>>17876045
They know it, the thread knows it, im pretty sure if we got sucked through they would be swarmed by alp "pussy" while anons like us call them gay as their "waifus" rape them or vice versa.

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>>17876089
https://i.imgur.com/qQl00zJ.jpg

They just do, as expected of top tier girls.

>> No.17876103

All this alptalk reminded me of the southern belle alp i will never see again.

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>>17875943
>I can't think of a more comfy and inviting girl.
Many Yetis in a cuddlepile

>> No.17876113

>>17876078
>>17876101
Where does this artist post their stuff? Do they have a pixiv?

>> No.17876117

>>17875914
>Tiamat

Bitch has a scary rape face.

>> No.17876119

>>17876101
That's a tiny manticore

>> No.17876128

>>17876113
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=20716582

He mostly posts on twitter and updates the pixiv at a later date, if he remembers at all.
>>17876119
Or a big guy.

>> No.17876135

>>17876128
Ah. Twitter is a fucking bitch to get through, I don't know of any easy way to just sort it all by art and go back in time, real shame. Hopefully most of the good stuff is on pixiv.

>> No.17876137

>>17876117
Is that because it's five different faces all at the same time?

>> No.17876143

>>17876036
>>17876078
Manticores who get emotional and cuddly during tailjobs are weak.
Real Manticores toy with their prey until they forfeit all human rights in exchange for a dose of venom and tailjob.

>> No.17876146
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17876146

You'll take care of your impending Centaur live in right?

>> No.17876148

>>17876135
The easiest way is to just click "media." With a lot of artists it's cluttered by screenshots of gacha games and what they had to eat that day but thankfully in his case it's all his art.

>> No.17876152

>>17876146
Sure.
So long as she takes care of her part of the rent and keeps herself clean, she can laze about and snack all she wants.

>> No.17876153

>>17876148
>gacha games
A what?

>> No.17876154

>>17876137
>Wanting five heads
>Not her normal form where it's just a spiky Elf

>> No.17876156

>>17876143
Hey I did say the "good boy" would be said mockingly, she's still a sadist and cruel. It would probably be followed up by a few more spines in the leg followed by mounting and cruel laughter.
Gotta be built up in order to be knocked down after all.

>> No.17876157

>>17876148
>implying I have a Twitter account
What kind of anon do you take me for?

>> No.17876160

>>17876146
Imagine living in a apartment and the guy living above you lives with a centaur.
You can hear her anytime she moves.

>> No.17876161

>>17876146
Yes. Just so long as she smells nice and keeps me motivated. It dosen't have to be anything sexual either I just hope she is supportive.

>> No.17876163

>>17876148
That might be useful, but looks like I have to sign up for it.
Can I just make a blank account I never update or use for this or is this one of those things where I'm forced to follow some people?

>> No.17876169

>>17876163
Don’t forget if you sign up you’ll be followed everywhere by those COOKIEBOIS

>> No.17876170

>>17876143
What about manticores who cuddle their husk of a man after she sucks him dry almost to near death?

>> No.17876171

>>17876153
Mobage, shit like Fate/GO, a lot of artists post about it almost non stop and it makes finding their art hard.
>>17876157
>>17876163
Right, forgot you need to have an account to use that feature, I made one with a random jumble of letters for a name so I could follow artists and never post anything. It's a shame that's where he posts most of his stuff because twitter is a mess.

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>What do we have here?

>> No.17876186

>>17876137
Wouldn't mind the five heads. I prefer the five heads over the snake with the psychotic glare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B997aFbYk0

>> No.17876188

>>17876170
I would love such a thing.
Smug and haughty on the streets, same way in the sheets till the mans asleep.

Would be funny to watch a manticore deal with having me as a husband as I'm into chub.

>> No.17876190

>>17876176
Based on their faces, I’d guess they’re looking at Warm chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven

>> No.17876195

>>17876176
I automatically finished that in my head with "a couple of haters." Fucking Enzo.
>>17876170
Sounds good to me.

>> No.17876204

Remember that introducing Monster Girls to earth culture could yield some unpredictable results. Like a Pharaoh Evil impersonator.

>> No.17876208
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https://youtu.be/D88fLHQh3NU

Fuck-music.

>> No.17876214

>>17876176
A delightful pair of purple cats.
One of whom I want to take down the path of the swole while the other ends up cuddle cat tier

>> No.17876217
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To lewd or not to lewd.

>> No.17876219

>>17875862
Well I don't like it, but Im not going to throw a trantrum everytime an image I don't liek is shown. I do like the concept of the Hellhound spanking her husband though, I just don't like the art.

>> No.17876223

Can somebody describe the thread's reaction when the alp profile dropped?

>> No.17876225

>>17876208
Is that Katawa Shoujo or just a coincidence? They look pretty similar.

>> No.17876227

>>17876217
Yes, lewd. She is completely legal and sexy, at the perfect age to start doing monster girl things like masturbating.

>> No.17876229

>>17876223
Nah

>> No.17876230

>>17876217
With armpits like that yes

>> No.17876231

>>17876154
>>17876186
I actually just meant her face shifting between five different faces rather than five separate heads. The most heads I can stand on one girl is two.

>> No.17876237

>>17875984
>but at least my STEM education is good.
thats what I thought too before graduating.

>> No.17876242

>>17876225
probably, I do remember some guy making ks monstergirl art way back

>> No.17876251

>>17876217
Help, I still can't stop looking at her. Her cute yet slightly lewd face and growing body keeps dragging me back.

>> No.17876259

>>17876219
I actually like the idea of the husband trying to sexually dominating the wife with some kinky stuff and her completely misunderstanding it.
Hinezumi are probably way less playful than hellhounds, so it'd be more hazardous to try to take the lead.

>> No.17876262

>>17876231
Looks like I dun goof'd on that one. My bad.

>> No.17876264

>>17876237
Please let me have this, i have nothing else going for me.

>> No.17876284

>>17876259
I really like the idea of being married to a Hinezumi without me being a warrior, and her showing off by training naked in front of me. Then getting dominant by asking me to help her by trying her moves on me and after the session, she me gives a very hot massage to my slightly bruised body that ends up in sex.

>> No.17876324
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I was thinking, we know that Human X Hybrid Saiyans create exceptionally strong Saiyans with enough potential to literally reach god levels. We also know that from a biological point of view the attraction a woman feels for a man is based on the potential the man offers to the offrspring, be it resources, inherited intelligence or inherited good looks.

Would Saiyan Girls then go around raping human men like Monster Girls? What would be the fate of a lone man that was left stranded in the Saiyan planet?

>> No.17876330

>>17876324
>What would be the fate of a lone man that was left stranded in the Saiyan planet?
Training. Hard training until he reaches Krillin level, and then mad breeding.

>> No.17876344

>>17876324
Take it to /a/ or /d/ since they're fucking xenos to begin with.

>> No.17876345

>>17876330
>sex in a Hyperbolic Time Chamber

>> No.17876347

>>17876324
Training until he couldn't do it anymore, then a bit more. After he can beat a few he'll definitely make the monkeys wet.

>> No.17876361

>>17876324
dragonball is a mess, the less I think about it the better.

>> No.17876365

>>17876324
I'm not going to start talking about powerlevel, but I assume they wouldn't mind breeding with other races.

>> No.17876374

Are father-daughter relationships in monster families weird even in the cases where it doesn't become incest?

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>>17876324
Well not very nice anon
>No mamono mana protecting you
>No monster girls
>They violently want your earthling Super Saiyan creating sperm
If you behave and put no resistance you can eventually melt them and have an affectionate albeit prideful saiyan wife. If no then expect this to happen to you but in reverse.

>> No.17876382
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I just want to see my kiki happy, is that too much to ask?
I told her that she was too overworked and she needed a break.

>> No.17876384

Nothing beats a proud broodmother arachne who loves showing off the dozens of daughters she carries on her abdomen.
Bonus points if she forcefully impregnated herself with your children.

>> No.17876387

>>17876128
Finally got around to it and god, he is fucking amazing at drawing the same monster girl but with different designs from the profile
It's so fucking rpg land to, like he draws a monster thats clearly a martial artist or wizard class or something

>> No.17876393

>>17876374
I want to believe they're cute.

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>>17876387
His BB themed Dhampir is rad.

>> No.17876398

>>17876374
It can be a bit weird when dealing with monster feelings, but that's where the momster comes in.

>> No.17876401

>>17876382
If you want to make your kiki happy, interrupt her with sex while she's cleaning and knock over a bunch of stuff while fucking her.

>> No.17876406

>>17876006
Sixteen hours and an entirely different thread later. This must be some sort of record.

>> No.17876408

>>17876375
I want a MGE Minotaur or Jinko to do that to me.

>> No.17876409

>>17876382
do the opposite,
put her to work pushing the wheel of pain

>> No.17876411
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>>17876387
I feel like while he's not the best artist in terms of technical ability, he's the one that "gets" MGE the most in terms of using it as a template to make fun stuff within the boundaries of it.

Like how he'll draw different designs, corruption, monsters playing silly tricks on each other or just straight up lewds. I usually like anything he posts.

>> No.17876415

>>17876395
I got really excited for a moment and then realized that I'm thinking of an entirely different BB.

>> No.17876421

>>17876411
Stuff like that is why I like >>17875755. Sometimes, monstergirls can be not attractive. They can be flawed.

I wish more artists used that template approach to monstergirls instead of making them clones.

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>>17876411
>I feel like while he's not the best artist in terms of technical ability
Best part is, he'll inevitably improve.

>> No.17876433

>>17876422
He's getting there, slowly but surely. If you look back at some of the older stuff on his pixiv he's already improved a bit. What matters is passion, he likes something and that'll drag him through the hell of gitting gud.

>> No.17876437

>>17876421
>Stuff like that is why I like >>17875755
She's broad shouldered and man-faced along with the fact her fluffy bits look like they were drawn as an afterthought.

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>>17876437
I just realized she kind of looks like a Hellhound Chiquita
And I like it.

>> No.17876445

>>17876437
This is a valid complain, but I still like that picture. It seems more realistic to me than the dozens pictures of perfectly sexy hellhounds.
>inb4 "realistic monstergirl? Share the weed"
You know what I mean, shut up.

>> No.17876450

>>17876406
I like to try and answer any posts that come my way and provoke me enough when you know damned well those two deserve every stone tossed at them.

>> No.17876465

>>17876443
>Chiquita
Boner stop

>> No.17876468
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17876470

>>17876465
Jormungand muscle girls have MG potential. So does the femdommy cast of Black Lagoon

>> No.17876471

>>17876468
Or a Minotaur.

>> No.17876476

>>17876470
>Black Lagoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5p1_hR2Ws

>> No.17876481

>>17876443
Chiquita is actually attractive unlike that poorly drawn Hellhound spankshit that keeps getting posted every thread.

>> No.17876482

>>17876470
>you will never be /ss/'d by a koko lilim.

>> No.17876486

>>17876481
>Chiquita is actually attractive
Stopped reading there.

>> No.17876488

>>17876476
I can't express how annoying that entire arc was for me.

>> No.17876490

>>17876482
>you will never be dommed by a muscular eyepatched Valmet Hinezumi

>> No.17876496
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Would you jump in a slime pit

>> No.17876500

>>17876496
Spooky

Make the pool more like those pitch black slime girls from last thread and deal

>> No.17876505

>>17876496
Give me cuddlepit or give me death

>> No.17876511

>>17876496
I'd chlorinate it

>> No.17876526

>>17876496
Not when she has Slime like that.

>> No.17876532
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I want to creampie this fat foxes ass, dude!

>> No.17876534

>>17876433
I scrolled all the way back on his twitter and he's only been doing this for like a year hasn't he? His old stuff was kinda garbo but its getting good
I really like the amazon pic

>> No.17876538
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>>17876532
Chanta needs to stop giving her human ears.

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>>17876538
Chanta needs to keep giving mama big oppai, dude!

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>>17876496
>Join us
How do I know that isn’t one pretending to be different slimes

>> No.17876545

>>17876532
And I want a cute, hot pink familiar that loves to snuggle, cuddle, and put corruption fruit and sticky mushrooms in my food so that she can give me blowjobs while I sleep and spend her days walking around with a cum filled stomach reminiscent of a beer belly.

>> No.17876548
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>>17876544
>Jlullaby

>> No.17876552

>>17876496
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65825805

>> No.17876554

>>17876544
>Jlullaby

>> No.17876558

>>17876496
Yes. Without hesitation. I need this so badly.

>> No.17876559

>>17876324
I just want a golden haired Kakuen with tan skin. Thats all I need and I have my "Saiyan" waifu. She can train me and I can cook for her. Since "Ki" dosen't exist in MGE it'll just be some spirit energy shenanigans we throw around.

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>>17876544
>Jlullaby

>> No.17876572

>>17874189
>tfw no mg wife that execute order 66

>> No.17876593

>>17876062
>strongfat alp
Nice taste m8 feeling up those glutes and legs would be nice.
I would rather have an aryan-tier alp that constantly listens to sabaton and quotes them.
>your daughter scored a perfect 100 on the test ma'am.
>well i guess you can say she was BORN TO COMPETE NEVER RETREAT

>> No.17876624

A CC wight with an obsession with the mistress of the dark aesthetic.

her favorite is morticia

>> No.17876626

>>17876593
Yep, thick thighs with ample helpings of pudge and muscle along with a sizable, but oddly firm, rear would be good to grope when she's just finished a set.

>> No.17876655
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17876655

Did a doodle.

>> No.17876673

I want to observe some large scale monster thing from the outside. Like watching a fight between a group of order soldiers and demon realm army or a group of monsters invading a town, but like from a mile away sitting on some hill with binoculars or something.

>> No.17876675

>>17876673
What would be your objective anyway? Learn more about the wonders of monsters and their magic?

>> No.17876676

>>17876655
What is it?

>> No.17876682

>>17876676
Sandy giving a loli Lim a shoulder ride.

>> No.17876685

>>17876675
I wonder who could be behind this post. They sound both respectable and a good source of advice. I aspire to be like them someday.

>> No.17876687
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>>17876624
>That entire post
Where do you think I got the idea for memeing french wights from?

>> No.17876699

>>17876675
I don't know, I guess? It's sort of a combination of fascination with the mystical aspects, like watching the various monster types use their abilities, and the way things change around them, like watching a town slowly transform into a demon realm.
Watching the night parade of the yoki could also be pretty neat

>> No.17876700

>>17876685
Tengu?

>>17876675
People used to spectate wars like they were tailgating a football game. It’s not an unusual conclusion. https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/a-brief-history-of-the-tailgate

>> No.17876702

>>17876655
Cute, glad to see you're still drawing.

>> No.17876708

>>17876699
Do not forget to documents your findings.

Traveling around the world and discovering artifacts and new monster girls would be a pretty nice thing to do.

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>>17876702
I've been drawing.
I just haven't been posting it here.

I did this for Halloween for another board.

>> No.17876714

>>17876710
We will watch your career with great interest.

>> No.17876720

Are the encyclopedia 2 pages collected anywhere?

>> No.17876723
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>>17876714
>career

>> No.17876725

>>17876710
Ah, well it's nice to see you're alive regardless.

>> No.17876727

>>17876720
In the book

>> No.17876728

>>17876710
This is adorable in every way.

>> No.17876732

>>17876728
>adorable
How?

>> No.17876737

>>17876710
You know what would be nice? If you found your old drawings and remade them to see how much you improved.

You can stop doing it after you did the wisp though.

>> No.17876739
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>>17876732
The dolphin hat, the automaton's fucking nipples, the over all vibe of the picture, the low yet still quite developed skill but admirable sense of style.

Either I'm looking at a glitch in the matrix, or we're really not looking at the same picture.

>> No.17876743

What writefag do you want to come back the most, /mgt/?

>> No.17876744
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>>17876739
>automaton's fucking nipples
It's a regular human.
>Dolphin hat
Based on this

>>17876737
>Redo old doodles
I don't know. If I did it wouldn't have any Wisps.

>> No.17876748

>>17876624
>no loli Wight who acts a lot like Wednesday Addams
I just want to play William Tell with my Wightfu!

>> No.17876749

>>17876744
oh, I feel stupid now.

Also, I seriously thought that was an automaton. the armor made her look robotic.

Is that a persona?

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17876751

>>17876744
>it wouldn't have any Wisps.
C'mon dude, I know you just love them and you're being tsun.

>> No.17876753

>>17876749
100% human, complete with big tits and a tomboyish personality.

>Persona
The Dog, yes, it's a dog, is a mass of souls that take the shape of a dolphin dog.

>>17876751
You guys love them more.

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Anon Yid Thomas, hides drugs in a Wapanese shrine and finds himself getting involved with a kitsune while on the run from the Yakuza.

What do you think, /mgt/?

>> No.17876760

>>17876743
Literally anybody that isn't Faggocks.

Or, rather than dwell on the past just look to the future.

>> No.17876762

>>17876759
Does he hide the drugs in the kitsune's tail and shares a bit with her?

>> No.17876763

>>17876673
You know, a human wandering into an already established demon realm where he's unlikely to get raped and just trying to adjust to the culture could actually be pretty neat. Though we don't know much about monster culture so it'd be hard to write

>> No.17876766

>>17876753
Which Persona?

>> No.17876771

>>17876762
no it's in her offering box.

>> No.17876774
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>>17875128
Combat dogs a best

>> No.17876778

>>17876774
She would be a very lousy sniper.

>> No.17876779

>>17876766
What?
The Dolphin Dog isn't a persona. It's just a mass of souls, from people, insects, monsters, etc, that obeys and listens to the girl like a familiar.

>> No.17876781

>>17876778
Good thing she doesn't have a sniper rifle

>> No.17876786

>>17876759
Let’s not talk about MGs on drugs. You ever see an Ushi-Oni have 12 pounds of Milwaukee’s best Moth Dust explode in her stomach? It’s not a pretty sight.

>> No.17876791

>>17876774
Artist?

>>17875128
>Buff
You'll be disappointed once you see what she's like underneath the maid outfit.

>> No.17876797

>>17876532
i want a chubby fox to be my oral nakadashi maid

>> No.17876799

>>17876763
If a human was away on business when lescate or some other place got corrupted, would he still like have his house when he came back? Would monsters give it to him or what?

>> No.17876802

>>17876779
>>17876766
Here we go
>Lassie is the pet "dog" of Dark Lord Warg. It's always at her side all the time, and she loves him dearly. She calls him a dog but it looks nothing like it, although it does bark for some reason.

>Lassie is actually a very unique and special creature. He was originally just a mass of Souls put together that gained sentience. Souls are extremely light and intangible so to make a solid living being out of them requires an outrageous amount of souls, gathered over centuries of victims killed by Warg. His physical structure is very similar to that of Ludo-Rathowm, infact he's basically a miniature version of the Creator God, albeit obviously much less powerful.

>> No.17876839

>>17876743
Me. I wish to god I had the motivation to actually like write more than an entire paragraph and go meh

>> No.17876843

>>17876839
It's easy.

>> No.17876854

>>17876843
Not if you're shit it isn't

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>>17875943
Be careful about walking through snow storms, you never know what might be on the other side

>> No.17876864

>>17876857
Dire Yeti gonna get yah.
Dire Yeti gonna give yah the snuggles.

>> No.17876875

>>17876854
It's easy.

>> No.17876884

>>17876857
What about the mythical snow worm?

>> No.17876887

>>17876875
For you.

>> No.17876892

>>17876887
No, not for me. I'm been stuck on a story I promised to a general, but I still try. You just need to be in a peculiar mood and the words come.

>> No.17876897

>>17876884
She took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up inside the Ice Queen's palace

>> No.17876903

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that yetis can do things besides being expert cuddlers.

Like Lumberjacks!
Who wouldn't want to be the camp boy for a yeti logging team?

>> No.17876906

>>17876857
Yetis are in dire need of some variation in their fanart, since all of it is comprised of profile clones.

>> No.17876910

>>17876906
Huge, muscled yeti with a himecut and big smile?

>> No.17876911

>>17876906
Start commissioning some yourself

>> No.17876914

>>17876910
Fine by me.

>> No.17876917

Actually, I have a different writing related question. I already have a pastebin, but I need to keep it for like offical none lewd things. Where's another good place to host stuff?

>> No.17876918

>>17876917
Make a second pastebin account.

>> No.17876919

>>17876917
wordpress is good
theres maybe one or two writers who host their stuff on there

>> No.17876925

>>17876917
Make a second pastebin, retard

>> No.17876927

>>17876917
Make a second pastebin account.

>> No.17876939

>>17876917
account. pastebin second a Make

>> No.17876946

>>17876897
Do you think sand worms and wurms would be friends?

>> No.17876952

>>17876864
>”Obviously, there’s a serial snuggler in Linkin Park!”

>> No.17876957

>>17876946
What happens when a Sandworm and a Wurm collide underground?

>> No.17876960

>>17876957
They become close friends I would imagine.

>> No.17876963
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>>17876946
They are in MGK.

>>17876957
Either an earthquake or they make a secret clubhouse

>> No.17876965

>>17876952
What happens if I surprise snuggle the serial snuggler?

>> No.17876968

>>17876957
They're both pretty durable, so I imagine it would be like the equivalent of bumping into someone on the street.

>> No.17876977

>>17876957
The same thing that happens when a Wurm accidentally tunnels under a Dorome.

>> No.17876988

>>17876917
Are you fucking serious with that question?
Oh wait you're a writefag, my apologies.

>> No.17876991

>>17876977
I feel like there was a green text about this. Anyone else remember this?

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>> No.17877000

>>17876957
They wrastle
It's the rule of worm

>> No.17877004
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>>17876993
Top tier.

>> No.17877005

>>17876993
Damn. I want to see her moving with these nails.

>> No.17877010

>>17876993
Oh no, I ain't falling for that again you sly cunt

>> No.17877011

>>17876993
>>17877004
Liz is for impregnating after five rounds of anal.

>> No.17877014
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>>17877011
Or you could wait until she's a CC.

>> No.17877018

>>17877011
Make that six, boy!

>> No.17877019

>>17877014
Why not both?

Carmilla is for wifing too.

I love the animation update she got.


>>17877018
Seven!

>> No.17877020
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>>17877018
>Six rounds of anal

>> No.17877022

Slimes don't seem to get much love around here

>> No.17877024

Infinity rounds of anal.

>> No.17877025

>>17877022
Not really.

>> No.17877028

>>17877024
infinity plus 1 rounds bitch!

>> No.17877029
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>>17877022
That's where your wrong, kiddo.
>you will never slap a slime's butt and watch it jiggle for the rest of the day

>> No.17877030

>>17877022
Suu a best!

>> No.17877031
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>>17877020
And a spanking on top of that, too!

>> No.17877032

>>17877024
Anon no.
Dragons are strong but she can't hold that much semen in her!

You'd need to stop once she's too full too move.

>> No.17877035

>>17877022
They have a high ratio of explicit content given their transparency and frequent lack of clothes. Adds a layer of difficulty to posting their art.

>> No.17877036

>>17877022
Except for memegotth.

>> No.17877039
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17877039

>>17877031
>Spanking
With her booty it's like she was made for it

>> No.17877041

>>17877004
Goodness, look at that fat butt.

>> No.17877042

>>17877039
>inb4 MS Paint edit

>> No.17877043

>>17876759
>pic
You stupid stupid faggot cat.

I love you

>> No.17877046

>>17877041
Butt size is scientifically correlated with fertility.
A bigger butt means more fertile.

>>17877042
What?

>> No.17877047

>>17877022
I don't mind them and wouldn't turn one down for being my wife but the problem is that I really can't do a lot of body stuff with them as I'm in to permanency

>> No.17877051

>>17877022
Some slimes are good though.
Shogs, specifically.

>> No.17877052
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17877052

Mice will do ANYTHING for cheese.

>> No.17877054
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17877054

Slimes are lewd.
Perhaps too lewd.

>> No.17877055

>>17877029
Wife slime best slime

>> No.17877056

>>17877052
Would that include eating all the hatorite I cheese I give them or Drinking some mega holst milk?

What about some mino milk to get them big and buff.

>> No.17877057

>>17877039
She would probably like it, too!

Sadly the picture I want to post is 2lewd5blue board.

>> No.17877059
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>>17877057
Imgur it.

>> No.17877070

>>17877052
What could possibly cause such a reaction?

>> No.17877074
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>>17877070
Dammit

>> No.17877076

>>17877052
>Mice girls want cheese
>Most of it is holst milk based
>They keep ending up with larger and larger breasts

Poor things are gonna get stuck in/outside their holes or get too big to move at this rate.

>> No.17877078

>>17877076
At some point it goes to their thighs, then they become broodmothers.

>> No.17877080

>>17877078
Or disgusting CoC abominations

>> No.17877085

>>17877078
I imagine they kinda have too seeing as its hard to rob places when they've got tits the size of their heads and hips/thighs that get them stuck in tight places.

They probably just retire to play vidya, snack, and raise the kids at that point.

>> No.17877095

Are we down right now?

>> No.17877111

>>17877052
Reminder that this is the optimal body size for a mouse.

>> No.17877132

What happens when you play Numberwang with a Hakutaku?

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>>17877043
geez anon, no need to be tsundere.

>> No.17877143

>>17877059
Nevermind, can't find it.
It was the lizard caster being dragged by the psycho gacha boy and being spanked. Seems like I lost the picture.

>> No.17877146

>>17877137
What's that on your face?! Is that a tattoo young lady?!

>> No.17877150
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>>17877111
I disagree.

>> No.17877151

>>17877143
I can't find it on Danbooru.
Dammit.

>> No.17877154

>>17877151
Yeah. I don't remember if I found it on Pixiv or on exhentai. If I remembered where I found it, I could use the file's name to find it easily, but right now my entire porn folder is a mess withe hentai, monstergirls, anal, and consensualsex all mixed together. I even think there's some 3D in that mess.

>> No.17877162

>>17877154
Ha, found it.
https://imgur.com/a/2KuAz

Full name is "Dorakawa Majou".

>> No.17877164

>>17877154
>>17877162
https://exhentai.org/g/1116823/65c36805c4/
Or this, which I found just as you posted that.

>> No.17877165

>>17877164
>can't access it on g.e-hentai
Make sense I couldn't find it.

Anyway, have fun with the lizard's butt.

>> No.17877173

>>17877150
Do Mice go around dressed like this? Just to entice Humans?

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>>17877173
Most monsters do that, really.

>> No.17877178
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17877178

Would you?

>> No.17877181

>>17877178
Nah. Not my waifu.

>> No.17877185

>>17877178
Would I what? She looks like she's busy right now and I don't want to disturb her. To be honest, she doesn't look like having sex would help her at thr moment.

>> No.17877196

>>17875454
>>17875465
Salamanders realise the way into a man's heart is through his stomach. Manticores do not understand this. Ergo Salamanders > Manticores.
>Like chicken wrapped in bacon wrapped in kebab meat, mixed in with spices and flavorings for extra kick
This must be a sinful thing to eat. Do I go to hell if I indulge?

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>>17877176
How practical.

>> No.17877207

>>17877204
>that butt
Damn son, I'd hit that.

>> No.17877211

>>17877204
>Wearing a jacket like that in winter
Monster girls are too hard to resist.

>> No.17877231

>>17877204
What cute ears!

>> No.17877240

>>17877204
What a cute butt!

>> No.17877244 [SPOILER] 
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17877244

well gents, I suppose I shall retire this fine evening. I do hope to shitpost with you all in the morn. Goodnight, anon.

Cheshire is best girl, just don't even bother denying it.

>> No.17877329
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17877329

Fish.

>> No.17877334

>>17877329
Underwater bjs

>> No.17877336
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17877336

>>17877329
I want to go to an Aquatic Monster Girl themed bar.

Like one of those swim-up bars, but with cute fish.

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When the thread is dead, dead girls come out to play.

>> No.17877470
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>>17877462

>> No.17877482

>>17877178
Someone put this poor abomination out of its misery

>> No.17877485
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>>17877482
She is a qt Baku, not an abomination. Don't be rude, she's sensitive.

>> No.17877495

>>17877485
Well she needs to pick one monster and be it. There's nothing worse than being indecisive.

>> No.17877555

>>17877244
I prefer salamanders and gnomes

>> No.17877569

>>17877495
That's very harsh, she can't help that she was born that way.

>> No.17877578

>>17877555
Okay Beast.

>> No.17877654

>>17877555
I too prefer Salamanders to most other things. They've been steadily growing on me. Sometimes I feel like I might use some kind of reverse Digivolution mechanic to turn my waifu into one.

>> No.17877683

>>17877654
Watch out anon, if you start loving a girl too much out of nowhere that means she's the one loving you.

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>>17877683
But anon, Isn't that what we all want?

>> No.17877753

>>17877705
Indeed it is and that's a wonderful thing. Do it for her.

I also love salamanders goddamn how can those girls be so great?

>> No.17877789

>>17877578
What do you mean by that?
That he's a beast for liking two different monsters?

>> No.17877801
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17877801

>>17877789
Nope people just know what I like.

>> No.17877802

>>17877789
If you like salamanders you instantly become beast.

I'd become a beast in bed with her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.17877805

>>17877802
>If you like salamanders you instantly become beast.
I'd rather not be him, thank you.

>> No.17877809

>>17877801
I thought it was Lilims you liked?

>> No.17877817
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>>17877802
>I'd become a beast in bed with her, if you know what I mean.
I think any sane man would, just look at them.
>>17877805
But then you'd have motivation to write, a love of tea and anger normally only seen in Asura's Wrath.

>> No.17877836

>>17877802
>>17877817
But would a Salamander want to go see Thor: Ragnarok with me? It's got flashy fights and they like that, right? We could then try to recreate those scenes and fail miserably.

>> No.17877852

>>17877836
>It's got flashy fights and they like that, right?
I feel they stuffed the movie with comedy bits as filler. I mean its fine once in a while to ease tension but christ they overdid it.

>> No.17877859

>>17877817
lamanders hit way too many of my weakpoints for me not to love them. If it wasn't for dragons they would definitely be my most favorite monster if they aren't already. I can't stop thinking about encontering a bootymander wearing spats while I'm out jogging. Must resist that delicious tail.

>>17877836
Just add some magic and you'd be good to go. A magic warrior is surely going to get a sally going.

>> No.17877863

>>17877817
>But then you'd have motivation to write, a love of tea and anger normally only seen in Asura's Wrath.
What sort of fucked up existence is Beast living?

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>>17877852
At least none of them talk to fish.
>>17877859
>If it wasn't for dragons they would definitely be my most favorite monster if they aren't already. I can't stop thinking about encontering a bootymander wearing spats while I'm out jogging.
You're not me, are you? Because that sounds like something I would say, but I'm not you so you can't be me, right?

>> No.17877880

>>17877809
I do
I like a lot of monsters actually, but a lot of my daydreams involve action scenes fighting with monsters or against them. so the salamander is right up my alley
With monstergirls, the ending of said dreams is usually "and then sex happens"

>> No.17877885

>>17877817
>>17877863
Am I really that angry?

>> No.17877889

>>17877859
>If it wasn't for dragons they would definitely be my most favorite monster if they aren't already
They're in a weird position for me, when I think of my favourite monster girls they're not even in the top 10 but when it comes to thinking of girls I'd realistically be happiest living with they're right near the top of the list.

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>>17877885
I'm just exaggerating for laughs, a bit of anger is good once in a while, better out than in.

>> No.17877917

I want a pair of salamander sisters where the younger one is hugely muscled, scarred girl that's upbeat despite missing an eye while the older one is a more reserved, strongfat one with a huge greataxe and numerous scars!

Adventuring with them, dueling them, both, I want them!

>> No.17877935

>>17877917
I think if I had two salamander sisters to adventure with I'd want one with an onee-san personality and a body like minamoto no raikou from Fate along with a genki loli one with an elin style body.

>> No.17877950

>>17877935
One of those is very, very, very lewd and the other is adorable.

Keep an eye out for the loli, just because she's genki doesn't that mean that she isn't going to try and get the dick.

>> No.17877959

>>17877873
I'm not you, but we're definitely both salamander lovers. I just find a slightly sweaty salamander running under the sun with her flamy tail swinging from side to side as she runs and her spats pressed up against her bountiful ass way too attractive. I would have to stop running because my boner wouldn't let me continue.

>Jogging with a salamander, but always have to stop midway
>She looks back and asks what's wrong
>[shameful blush intensifies]

>>17877889
Yeah, I can definitely see myself being happy with a salamander, especially since I would want to get no matter who the girl is.

>> No.17878009

Holy shit i need a fat old monster to destroy my pelvis and ruin me for marriage.

>> No.17878026

>>17877950
>spoiler
That's the idea, both of them have their appeal. Setting up camp with them after a hard day's training and hunting would be interesting to say the least.

>> No.17878030

>>17878009
Aging cheshires and tanukis are best for that.

>> No.17878060

>>17878009
Old monsters can't keep up with younger boys unless you're frail.

>> No.17878101

>>17878026
Remember that the loli is for long and multiple anal sessions.

>> No.17878107

>>17878101
I prefer cowgirl while she tries to keep up the confident genki but she's obvious in over her head, with gentle coaching from the onee-san one making sure it feels good for her.

>> No.17878222

>>17878107
Just be careful, Lolis are more fertile than oneesans

>> No.17878257

I want to go to MGland and change my name to Ash Fuckem. I won't stop until I've fuck every single type of monster!

>> No.17878265

>>17878257
Your starter will be a Bicorn I take it?

>> No.17878285

>>17878257
Hope you got master balls for the lilim

>> No.17878302

>>17878222
Silly anon, onee-sans are plenty fertile too. They're monster girls after all.

>> No.17878309

>>17878265
Of course, Bicorn best starter. I'll name her Peekaboo. Like that Olympic skier.

>> No.17878316

>>17878257
You'll probably die first.

>> No.17878336

>>17878285
They're good for the legendary birdgirls too, and that super rare pink Cheshire

>> No.17878339

>>17878060
A loli kitsune might turn into an orgasming mess from just some vanilla missionary sex, but she has the energy to recover fast and keep fitting a large penis into her sensitive body.

>> No.17878348

I want to be waifu'ed by a tall slender vampire and watch how her hips and waist get more suitable for daugheru delivering over the months of bloodsucking!

>> No.17878382

>>17878348
>I want to be waifu'ed
men can't be waifu'd

>> No.17878385
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17878385

We know Kakuens are great at buttjobs, but how good are they at footjobs?

>> No.17878387

>>17878382
Says who?

>> No.17878393

>>17878387
The Oxford English Dictionary

>> No.17878400

>>17878385
Probably, monkeys are good with their feet after all.

>> No.17878445

Black Wight.

>> No.17878465
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>>17878445
Dark Elf Wight would be more sensical. They'd have grey skin and purple claws.

>> No.17878497

>>17878385
They are pretty good, better than most monster in fact. All that monkeying around and agility makes them great at it.

>> No.17878521
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17878521

I need monster girls to take my mind off a really fucked up game before bed: What's the best way to repurpose a combat automaton as a maternal unit?

>> No.17878528

>>17878445
Brown wights would cause way too many boners, that's dangerous.
>>17878521
Which game?

>> No.17878529

>>17878521
>What's the best way to repurpose a combat automaton as a maternal unit?
She'd need to be magically blessed with the ability to lactate and let Demonic Energy handle the rest. Unfortunately, a figure like Hathor doesn't exist in the MGE yet.

>> No.17878538

>>17878528
Doki Doki Literature Club

>> No.17878566
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>>17877892
Don't bully Sally-chan!

>> No.17878575
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17878575

The more they suck,the more they ______

>> No.17878587

>>17878566
Or else?

>> No.17878595

>>17878575
Get a figure worth boning

>> No.17878601

>>17878566
It's not bullying, it's a loving competition between soon to be married.

>> No.17878603

>>17878575
Fuck.Yes it's the obvious answer but vampires who love dick are too good.

>> No.17878609
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>>17878575
Arouse me. Chokers and turtlenecks get me hard for some reason.

>> No.17878659

Manticore petplay with her tail as my leash!

>> No.17878668

>>17878609
I appreciate that there's finally art of a goth Manticore, but those painted vertical eye slits look weird.

>> No.17878688
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>>17878601
Looks like bullying to me.

>> No.17878692
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>>17878609
That's exactly my kind of Manticore, would get dom'd by.
>>17878668
There's this one too but I much prefer the one the other guy posted.

>> No.17878704

>>17878688
Not bullying at all. She even keeps asking for more so it's clear that she likes it. I bet she even comes up with more methods of "bullying" to spend time with anon.

>> No.17878710

>>17878688
LN should draw more monstergirl milktanks.

>> No.17878711

>>17878692
>>17878609
Goth manticores are tippity top tier, but you know what else would be great a lilim manticore.

>> No.17878723
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17878723

Can you husbando kaijus?

>> No.17878727

>>17878723
they probably have high standards that none of us here can fill.

>> No.17878733

>>17878710
Be careful how you word things anon, Latenight is like a genie, whatever you ask for you get literally so he might now draw the pokemon milktank as a monster girl.

>> No.17878753

>>17878733
I'm just hoping I get lucky enough to have a monstergirl related request drawn by him.

>> No.17878764
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17878764

>>17878710
>>17878753
>>17878733
His Ryus have quite reasonably sized milktanks as is.

>> No.17878770
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17878770

>>17878733
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.17878775

>>17878753
>>17878764
Has he ever drawn a Holstaur? I know he's got a few Minotaur pictures but I can't remember him ever drawing a Holstaur.

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>>17878775
>

>> No.17878788
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>>17878775
A good few/

>> No.17878794

>>17878770
I actually didn't know this was a thing, I'm pleasantly surprised.
>>17878784
>>17878788
Oh damn how could I forget, seriously how the hell could I forget such great pictures.

>> No.17878810
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17878810

>>17878788
>a shortstack Holst will never sit on your face

>> No.17878827

>>17878753
Just talk about cute things.

>> No.17878830

What happens when you get a MILF monstergirl pregnant and she already has several daughterus that are your age?

>> No.17878835
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17878835

>>17878827
While I'd love to discuss numerous cute things pertinent to Automatons and their variants, topics just have come up naturally instead of forcing it.

>> No.17878852

>>17878830
>used goods
Why would you?

>> No.17878861
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17878861

>>17878794
>I actually didn't know this was a thing, I'm pleasantly surprised.
You have too little faith in pixiv, if there's a popular pokemon there's bound to be a cute girl version of it.

>> No.17878868

>>17878830
MILFs are shit unless you're the one that made the girl into a MILF.

>> No.17878869

>>17878830
Sounds like a harem situation, one I would like too. MILFs are great.

>> No.17878871

>>17878810
Those two are for cute things

>> No.17878875

>>17878861
>if there's a popular pokemon there's bound to be a cute girl version of it
Ironically, the cutest girl in the franchise is still a simple mojyo human girl that likes ghost types and sells you her milk.

>> No.17878876

>>17878830
>literally my wife's kids
JUST

>> No.17878893

>>17878875
I'd kill for a hexmaniac oomukade.

>> No.17878894

>>17878876
One of many reason why MILFs are trash.

>> No.17878902

>>17878876
It's not getting cucked if you're fucking her virgin daughterus too.

>> No.17878905

I still see her in my dreams. And I don't know how to get her off my mind.

>> No.17878907

>>17878876
That's why you should always go with "wife's mother".

>> No.17878910
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>>17878893

>> No.17878921

>>17878910
This is exactly what I need in my life, that with hex maniac's upper body and face.
Honestly my ideal monster girl.

>> No.17878928
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17878928

Beware sinister Dark Mages.

>> No.17878942

>>17878928
I'd rather turn the tables on such a dark mage

>> No.17878948

>>17878875
>a holst manic will never sell you her milk

>> No.17878965

>>17878928
Would give her a proper milk bath.

>> No.17878982

>>17878928
Her hips are made for breeding and have never been used, how horrible.

>> No.17878985
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17878985

Zombie elves!

>> No.17878989

>>17878985
I'm not allowed near elves be they alive or dead.
My payed desires make 'breeding sow' an accurate description of the end result

>> No.17878993

>>17878985
I'd fuck an elf from behind, be them normal, undead or dark.

>> No.17879011
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>>17878871
Like singing!

>> No.17879012
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>Goth Holstaur
>Wears a tight lolita wool coat that her mighty breasts can rip apart at any moment
>only undergarment is a short skirt that allows a peek at her jiggly rear
>Wears her hair long with natural white streaks showing on her bangs
>Her skin is nearly as pale as the milk she produces
>biggest desire is to be both a big sister AND a motherfu
One day, my autismal brainstorming will yield something worthwhile. But now is not that time.

>> No.17879032

>>17879011
Indeed.
Cute singing cows

>> No.17879056

What is your waifu's favorite sex position anon?

>> No.17879058

>>17879012
Good god anon my dick, what have you done, I just masturbated but that combination of words has gotten me more ready to impregnate a Holstaur than ever before.

>> No.17879063

>>17879056

Lotus

>> No.17879065

>>17879056
Cowgirl.

>> No.17879069

>>17879012
...What happens when a holst drinks mega holst milk?

>> No.17879071

>>17879011
Man, it's been sometime since I played my violin. I should touch it again thinking about cute holsts.

>> No.17879076

>>17879071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-47Ybi4R7E

Go for it.

>> No.17879085

>>17879056
Cowgirl. Cowgirl by fat.

>> No.17879089

>>17879085
>fat
*Far

>> No.17879091

>>17879056
Lotus, because then she can use every part of her and if she gets too hot she's free to force herself upon me and switch to cowgirl.

>> No.17879094

>>17879056
My waifu's favorite position would probably be the loaus position. As for our daughteru's favorite, that would probably be lotus or missionary.

>> No.17879098

>>17878985
I'd rather a blue goat, or a blood, naughty elf.

>> No.17879103

>>17879089
>Freudian slip

>> No.17879113

>>17879089
To be fair, they can still do it In that shape, just not as vigorously

>>17879098
Be a good man and rebuild the elven population

>> No.17879128

>>17879056
Cowgirl followed by Lotus.

>> No.17879136

>>17879113

rebuild the elven population? are they close to extinction or something?

>> No.17879142

>>17879113
>Be a good man and rebuild the elven population
I don't know anon, those goats are very seductive as well.

>> No.17879146

>>17879136
Yes, now go dick a bunch of them.
Pick any flavor you want.
Or all of them

>> No.17879147

>>17879142
They could use it too.
Take both and be a cross species ambassador

>> No.17879150

I want to tell my daughteru the story of the three loli P'orcs and the big bad Wolfu!

>> No.17879167
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17879167

>See that cute boy? make him yours dear

>> No.17879173

>>17879167
Little did either demon know, anon had an intense fetish for muscled women with ludicrously large breasts

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>>17879012
M-more please

>> No.17879236

>>17879173
Nah, what ruins them is fatfags. Noble and beautiful woman becoming fat pigs is the best way to ruin them.

>> No.17879243

>>17879236
I dunno, having a degenerate, hedonistic royal wife could be fun.

Then again, I enjoy all three kinds of royals so there's no real surprise there

>> No.17879269

>>17878538
I don’t get it. Why should you delete Monika? What happens if you don’t?

>> No.17879285

>>17879269
Monika is a cute cyber wisp.

>> No.17879298

>>17879056
Lotus.

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>>17879185
>Gothtaur reluctantly takes her otouto to a beach located in a nearby Demon Realm
>still gets a sense of joy knowing she prioritizes his happiness over skins livelihood
>seeks out a private area and strips down into a swimsuit skirt and Arachne-silk beltbra that keeps her mighty milktanks bound with little effort
>in the span of a few hours of playing in the artificial sun with her brother, her skin goes from a creamy white to an Amazonian brown
>the heat begins to melt her cold facade into her true lascivious, baby crazy self
>drags her little brothers ass deeper into the realm into a conveniently unoccupied spring and rides him for hours
>by the end of it, the lucky lad is drinking from her tanline enhanced milkers while her fluffy hooves are still wrapped around his waist
As you can see, I bullshitted my way through this since I couldn't conjure up a winter themed scenario.

>> No.17879332

>>17879329
>artificial sun
I also forgot that I changed the Spirit Realm into a Demon Realm shortly after churning out this boner fueled disasterpiece of greentext lewds.

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17879362

Here I am to save the day

>> No.17879365

>>17879362
Poor adorable cow.

>> No.17879369

>>17879362
Would massage. I heard in my chinese cartoons that it makes the breasts grow.

>> No.17879370

>>17879362
Flat holsts are for giving the biggest of breasts to make up for the teasing.

The worse the teasing, the bigger the chest

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>>17879069
Giga holst?

>> No.17879387

>>17879382
That could be fun.
As would be giving Tio some holst milk

>> No.17879391

>>17879243
So you'd enjoy being kidnapped by a chubby Vampire Ojou-sama and made into her personal dakimakura?

>> No.17879398

>>17879391
Of course.
She could use me like that all I want, along with using me as a throne during important meetings or drinking wine while getting pounded
She could also be at the more extreme ends of muscle and chub and I'd be fine with it, only so long as she's not skeletal am I fine

>> No.17879412

>>17879398
But anon, She's a total cuddleslut!

>> No.17879421

>>17879329
Jesus, muh dick.

>> No.17879426

>>17879412
There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that I'd let her get away with quite a few things, along with being willing to hand feed her and massage her.

>> No.17879433

>>17879329
Not normally a holst guy but this is wonderful.

>> No.17879438

>>17879167
>you can climb it

>> No.17879461

>>17879438
>Anon's a third grader in MGC elementary.
>Turns out the Vampire Ojou-sama in his class has had a crush on him since preschool.
>She finally decides to act on her feelings and tries to Kabe-don anon to seduce him.
>But there's a problem. She's half a foot shorter than him, so her Kabe-don turns into her using her vampiric abilities to basically Cicada Block him.

>> No.17879466

>>17879461
Sounds adorable.

>> No.17879479

>>17879466
What's even cuter is the fact that she'd spend all day preparing a haughty smug pickup speech but the second she gets face to face with anon she starts blushing like crazy and stutters out a proposal to go see a movie together.

>> No.17879481

>>17879461
Height differences with either gender is cute.

>> No.17879485

>>17879481
Just imagine her sitting in anon's lap at her house while they play video games.
Imagine seeing her do the ear wiggle thing as she snuggles up to him.

>> No.17879488

>>17879485
Imagine how adorable the cuddling is.

>> No.17879495

>>17879479
What with vampires and smug?

>> No.17879497

>>17879488
She'd probably have the biggest goofiest smile on her face the whole time.

>> No.17879506

>>17879497
And so would he.

>> No.17879545
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17879545

For those with warrior waifus. What would you do if your waifu enters a monster girl fighting tournament and gets horribly defeated? She is there crying for not being able to show off in front of you. Are you going to scold her? Tell her you are disappointed? Or hug her and tell her everthing is fine?

>> No.17879554

>>17879545
Some drinks, hugs, and comfort food

>> No.17879555

>>17879545
She gets some hugs followed by a training arc. But I can see her being really sad for losing though, dragons are extremelly proud and it would take some work to rebuild her.
Nothing I can't do though.

>> No.17879559

>>17879545
I'm not sure if my heart could handle a crying hinezumi punching the floor in frustration at her weakness.

I think I'd probably end up hugging her and crying over her being that upset while telling her I still love her, before going off to get drunk and forgetting our worries. Possibly with a drunken sparing match on the way home followed by some cuddle sex.

>> No.17879564

>>17879559
Beware, if you beat her during the sparing match, she might get even more depressed. Though if you are not a warrior at all and married her through the water hack, then you don't have to worry about that.

>> No.17879577

If I beat a Slamander using magic does it count?

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17879580

Doppelganger childhood friend!

>> No.17879584

>>17879577
You need to give her an exciting fight. There is a chance that if you one hit her she'll either go away to train or just look for someone else. She can also ask to be trained by you, but I don't think that would happen if you were a mage.

>> No.17879587

>>17879564
I'm pretty sure she'll win, I'm weak and can't handle my alcohol so unless she's more of a lightweight than me she should completely dominate the match.

Although a tipsy Hinezumi who can barely stand is cute.

>> No.17879588

>>17879545
cuddle up and whisper her sweet things,maybe lift her mood saying the tourney was rigged because it was at daylight to weaken her

>> No.17879592

>>17879577
Yes, nothing in the rules states it has to be a sword fight. With Salamanders is all about the loopholes if you don't want to be a warrior. In fact nothing states that you can't just challenge her to something like thumb fighting or anything like that.

>> No.17879597

>>17879584
I'm not going to one hit KO her, I'll just cast magic missile.
>>17879592
>Challenging a particularly noble Salamander to a game of Shogi/chess/Clue.

>> No.17879604

>>17879584
It depends on the wizardy. He might be a wizard that use magic to boost his physical stats from below average to being able to oneshot a Salamander, Salamanders might be interested in that.

>> No.17879605

>>17879056
Amazon

>> No.17879610

>>17879577
So long as you make it a fun fight, yes.
Beating a lizardman that way works as well

>> No.17879619

>>17879604
Would a Salamander love a Muscle Wizard.

I CAST FIST!

>> No.17879637
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How would a Salamander react to be challenged by an anon to a Battle Fuck? (Basically how Ogres like to have sex) I suck at fighting and honestly anything physical, but if Im banging her while she delivers the beating, I think I might actually be able to defeat her or last enough to give her an exciting fight just through sheer lust boosts.

>> No.17879643

>>17879637
Salamanders act tough and confident, but I bet most are maidens. Innocent virgins who are lost when it comes to sex.

>> No.17879644

>>17879637
I don't know but I'd learn magic for the sole purpose of turning the tables on an ogre

>> No.17879671

>>17879637
This is actually something I have, literally for years, wondered and we just never got a clear answer. Is having sex with an Ogre just very wild like with Hellhounds? Or she actually punchs/slaps you while having sex?

>> No.17879683

>>17879671
The misconception came from bad translation, when it says she "beats" pleasure into you it means with her hips, not that she actually beats you.

>> No.17879686

>>17875662
Tell me more about Snow Gremlins.

How soft are their fluffy ears?

>> No.17879688

>>17879686
They're like a newborn kitten.

>> No.17879690

>>17879683
That is a real shame, I expected her to actually hit you while having sex, but that her strikes would not hurt similar to how the Kamaitachi can cut you without causing you pain.

>> No.17879710
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17879710

I'm still thinking about that idea where a lilim preforms corruptions like its a public execution, only with more sex at the end and no death

>> No.17879711

I want to shoot myself off all over Officer Dormouse's flat chest!

>> No.17879719 [DELETED] 

I want to shoot myself.

>> No.17879720

>>17879719
good for you

>> No.17879723

>>17879719
feels bad.

>> No.17879726

>>17879644
I'd do with to a dragon. Lucky me that I have a boner for lightning magic too so I'd be able to do a lot of naughty stuff with her.

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>>17879710
>corruptions like its a public execution
That's the type of shit that inspires people to become crusaders.

>> No.17879729

>>17879710
>Can you at least just like, zap me with the magic stuff or whatever? I mean no offense but I would rather this not get all weird and touchy feely
>And is it to much to ask that I get to be something cool? Like make me an amazon or lizard girl at least, I didn't train all day to get these abs just to be a slime girl

>> No.17879735

>>17879727
It's only used on the worst of scum.

>> No.17879736

>>17879735
>the worst of scum
>get fucked by a lilim
I thought you weren't supposed to reward them

>> No.17879738

>>17879735
I thought those got the Matango Pit.

>> No.17879739

>>17879710
Lilim that ask children what they want to be like its a job when they grow up

>> No.17879745

>>17879735
I would see it more as teaching frigid women and devout celibates the joys of sex
Or the lilim is being paid by a stupidly rich amazon, either way works

>> No.17879747

>>17877462
>Jaina
Is this just wishful thinking or has she gone undead now? I've no idea what's going on with that woman. Pic would be hotter if that was one of Sylvanas' sisters striping her tho.

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17879748

>Bring a newly made succubus home without telling kiki.
>She starts acting strangely.
>Too strange
>Confront her and ask her to serve the guest.
>She does so with a weird smile
>As she gives the cup, I tell my sister to introduce herself.
>Her grin drops and all of a sudden she starts taking back the cup and panics.
>As she stumbly walks to the kitchen, my sister and I have no idea why this happened.
>See her eavesdropping and sigh in relief when we discussed on how to get my sister that office boy she likes

>> No.17879749

>>17879727
can they defeat Lilim blanco?

>> No.17879751

>>17879739
But then you just get a bunch of girls that want to be dragons.
And that one weirdo in the corner that wants to be a mimic.

>> No.17879753

>>17879736
It's rehabilitation.

>> No.17879755

>>17879748
God dammit this better not be your pee again.

>> No.17879757

>>17879748
Yandere kiki makes me hard but scared.
Is there a term for that?

>> No.17879758

>>17879056
Lotus, it's the best way to simultaneously feed and fuck

>> No.17879763

>>17879726
That would be nice.
I'd just use it to turn the ogre into a bit of a masochist Along with making her into a pleasure toy that can't even properly fight when I'm done

>> No.17879765
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>>17879757
Scard
Or better,
Scaroused

IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING, I SWEAR!

>> No.17879770

>>17879748
>Letting your own family get turned into semen demons
Disgusting

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>>17879757
Scaroused

>> No.17879773

>>17879745
>I would see it more as teaching frigid women and devout celibates the joys of sex
>By fucking some random guy and thereby removing the factor of love from the fugging instead of fucking her husbando
What a failure of a lilim!

>> No.17879776

>>17879749
Nope. Imagine lilim calvo.

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Still need the adventures of the knight anon and his partner.

>> No.17879781

>>17879735
I don't think monsters should have the right to call anyone scum.

>> No.17879782

>>17879757
It's called a fearboner, newfriends. Feel free to lurk the archives for a sense of what this place was.

>> No.17879783

>>17879773
What if she sets it up so the the corrupted fuck who the like and not just random men?

>> No.17879787

>>17879763
I'd use magic to get on my dragon's level and give her a bunch of pleasure. I wouldn't go for mereing, I would go for equality.

>> No.17879789
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>>17879770
>Not having a newly converted family member stay pure and only go after and marry one guy
>Not teaching her how to be faithful and how to love someone instead of being 3DPD bycicle she could've been.

>> No.17879790

>>17879729
Make her an Amazon, I don't want to have to fight and defeat her to lick her abs.

>> No.17879791

>>17879783
Still no. Love needs to be there. The lilim must go around and find the girl who had been in love with the guy without the guy knowing and goad her into claiming him there and then.

>> No.17879795

>>17879789
This man speaks the truth.

>> No.17879801
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When it comes to corruption, the way satyros and kakuen turn others into their own kind intruiges me

>> No.17879804

>>17879801
i want to doot that

>> No.17879805

>>17879789
>Not doing all that beforehand nullifying the need for transformation
Failure of a human being!

>> No.17879814

>>17879805
>Implying you have control as to whether a lilim decides to play around with the people not at your presence
>Implying you have complete control of what they eat.
S I L L Y

>> No.17879815

>>17879805
>trusting humans
You haven't lived long have you anon?

>> No.17879817

>>17879787
That would be pretty good.
She may even enjoy wrestlesex.
Im normally a switch but sometimes I'm feeling a bit vicious.

Turning a muscled, terrifying ogre into a super soft broodslave and pleasure toy feels kinda fun

>> No.17879836

What's the perfect monster girl for a guy that likes reading literature?

>> No.17879838

I will marry a lilim

>> No.17879841

>>17879814
So your saying lilim just go around corrupting people at random for fun? No wonder everyone hates them and 99% of them arnt married.

>> No.17879846

>>17876217
Well, that's one way to waifu a Salamander without having to be a warrior. Have a Salamander adopteru, just remember to compliment her when she starts to turn into a woman and to never miss one of her training sessions and treat it like you are seeing the greatest peformance ever. Once she starts saying she wants to be strong to protect daddy, you are good to go.

>> No.17879849

>>17879838
So will I!

>> No.17879853

>>17879836
Hakutaku or lich

>> No.17879855

>>17879789
>Have cute imouto
>Play with her daily for the first 10 years of her life
>She loves, trusts and admires you
>She believes and listens to everything you say
>You always cheer her up when she gets bullied at school for not being into girly stuff
>Sometimes you're worried that she doesn't have enough friends
>She always replies that you are worth ten billion friends
>She's literally the perfect sister except for the fact that she complains whenever you beat her at games
>And then she entered middle school things quickly degraded
>She lost all interest in every hobby she shared with you
>Her room is now lathered with posters of boysband
>She spends most of her time gossiping over the phone
>You offered to buy her the latest console and new game from her favorite series for Christmas
>She refused and asked you to buy her expensive makeup instead
>You give in and spike her drink
>It only took a few days for your precious imouto to come back
>The only difference is that now when she complains it's because you masturbate too often rather than have sex with her

>> No.17879861

>>17879729
You think when durella or some other lilim is invading a place the humans actually get the change to like make requests for what they get turned into?

>> No.17879875

>>17879861
I always imagined they invade and create a corruption storm or something,turning all females into the monster their personalities most fit? or randomly

>> No.17879895

>>17879861
Depends on the lilim. Queen of Hearts would turn a buff tall girl into a midget dormouse for shits n giggles, for instance.

>> No.17879908

>>17879710
>lillims alping men
Truly a foe worth smiting

>> No.17879920

>>17879817
Yep, I enjoy wrestle sex and I'm a switch which is why I'd do it. Sometimes I'd make her cum and we'd fuck in missionary or doggystyle, but if she takes control I'd be getting raped in cowgirl with a lot of biting and scratches.

>> No.17879923

>>17879895
>the little dormouse girl is still just as strong as before, despite her stature
>Looney Tunes ensues

>> No.17879924

>>17879846
>adopteru
No, you need to go for someone else's daughter.

>> No.17879928

>>17879895
>Queen of Hearts would turn a buff tall girl into a midget dormouse for shits n giggles, for instance.
Now THAT is some cruel shit and more then worthy of death.

>> No.17879932

>>17879924
Isn't there a mental sickness like that where people will try to take someone else's kid?

>> No.17879937

>>17879928
That's why lilims have to be judged individually. Like how Druella is the best, with Alleurd coming a close second.

>> No.17879938

Do you snakefags ever consider how quickly your waifu can crush you into pulp? When you're in her coils, does the thought ever cross your mind? I mean, anacondas have 40kg psi of pressure that they can exert on prey. And a lamia is at least twice as thick, and I highly doubt its as simple as a mere doubling of pressure.

I mean it could be comparable to the weight of a building crushing you from all sides, did you ever think of that?

>> No.17879940

>>17879938
Literally could be said for any MG,i dont see any issue

>> No.17879947

>>17879940
>something that only applies specifically to snakes could be said for any MG
Isn't it a little early to be high?

>> No.17879950

>>17879938
The crushing pressure from a lamia's love is preferable than crushing loneliness

>> No.17879955

>>17879895
What about the reverse? A short, submissive girl with low self esteem being turned into a Wock?

>> No.17879971

>>17879955
The concept is still the same.

>> No.17879973

>>17879947

He means that any monster girl known for their inhuman strength could also crush you to a pulp, not just lamias.

>> No.17879981

>>17879855
>Dicking an imouto
>Dicking your sister
To the Matango Pit with you.

>> No.17879983

>>17879973
I doubt even a baphomet can compare to a lamia's physical crushing strength.

>> No.17879987

>>17879981
>not dicking a sister
It's like you don't want to fuck your monster girl onee-san, what a weirdo.

>> No.17879991

>>17879983
Well, if you're in MGE you have demonic energy which counters exactly this sort of thing.

>> No.17879992

>>17879981
If you don't dick her then many others will.

>> No.17879994

>>17879971
Yes but this version is hotter to me.

>> No.17880004

>>17879056
reverse mating press

>> No.17880017
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>>17879056
cowgirl while wearing matching cow-bells

>> No.17880018

>>17879994
Whatever floats your boat

>> No.17880024

>>17879991
Well, YOU don't, you have SE. Which doesn't do shit but make girls wet.

>> No.17880041
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>>17880024
You know what I mean.

>> No.17880043

>>17880017
>matching cowbells
I'm not sure if this is cute, stupid or shameless

>> No.17880049

>>17880043
cute for me, not so much for the neighbors

>> No.17880052

I want a proto vampire! or however the originator of the species is called

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17880070

>>17880052
True vampires come from when a succubus falls in love and gives the person she loves a soul sucking kiss. If the persons will is strong enough they still die but come back as an OG vampire.

>> No.17880072

>>17880041
Look, I'm not implying she ever would, or has such little muscle control that she'd accidentally instantly kill you. I just think it's a neat dangerous aspect to take into consideration.

>> No.17880081
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EXTRA BIG dragons!

>> No.17880082
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abs

>> No.17880087

>>17880081
I Imagine this would be the what the "beast form" of a dragon to be like in terms s of size.

>> No.17880095
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>>17880082
pretty fucking great

>> No.17880098

>>17880095
Finished version never.

>> No.17880113

>>17880081
Giantessfags need to jump off a cliff.

>> No.17880115
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>>17880095
Big jinko to hold me like this when

>> No.17880116

>>17879637
don't you just have to beat them in a honorable duel?
not necessarily be extremely physically fit?

>> No.17880119

>>17880113
they'll land on their giantess waifu if they do that

>> No.17880120

>>17879932
No, it's just love.

>> No.17880123

>>17880119
And they wouldn't survive the fall.

>> No.17880136

>>17880123
mamano pajamas

>> No.17880139

>>17880136
Giantess' don't exist in the MGE.

>> No.17880150

>>17880139
>Fetish dosent exist in fetishland

>> No.17880151

>>17879836
Crow Tengu.

>> No.17880152

>>17879924
The problem is that someone else's daughter likely has a warrior dad that wants her daughtery to marry a strong warrior too and that mentality likely was also ingrained into her by her Sally momster. Adopterus are clean slates and you don't have to deal with the parents who likely (in case of Salamanders at least) think you are not good enough for their daughteru.

>> No.17880155

>>17880150
Yeah, some of them don't.

>> No.17880156

>>17880139

Well Sandworm kind of fits the bill there.

>> No.17880158

>>17880155
Says who? Because I remember KC saying you could do whatever you wanted in MGE.

>> No.17880160

>>17880156
They're fleshy human sized monstergirls located within a protective giant worm body.

>> No.17880166

>>17880152
But dicking the daughterus, adopterus or not, is shit. You can just date the daughteru in secret and it's fine.

But even then, I prefer same age relationships so I probably would just be a little dude grinding my way to her heart anyway.

>> No.17880169

>>17880158
No, KC said it's a setting that avoids bad ends.
There's no snuff, NTR, etc.

>> No.17880196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMCURWpNAg

I want to watch cheesy MG infomercials

>> No.17880210
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>>17878692

>> No.17880215

>>17880210
Those panties are criminal.

>> No.17880216
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>>17879056
Cowgirl

>> No.17880219

>>17880210
I don't care if it's the last thing I do, but I want to slap that ass and send it flying.

>> No.17880227

>>17880210
This is a trick isn't it? Have to be careful around Manticores.
>>17880219
That's how you get tail spines shot at you.

>> No.17880230

What do you do when you catch your young Raiju daughteru licking batteries?

>> No.17880240

>>17880166
A secret relationship is not likely to help you. Her momster and father have likely already ingrained into her mind that only a strong warrior is a worthy husband, and being a Salamander she likely already has been convinced of that. So unless its an adopteru, I don't see how you could accomplish it.

Eh, I guess some sort of wierd adult Salamander exists somewhere, if you can get a Ratatotsk to place an ad for you seeking a Salamander waifu without the requirement of being a warrior, I think at least 1 has to show at your door.

>> No.17880246
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>>17879747
It's based on Knights of the Frozen Throne, where all the heroes become edgier versions of themselves. Jaina becomes a Frost Lich, Uther Lightbringer becomes The wielder of Exodia as a Death Knight, etc.

>> No.17880250

>>17880240
>fallen-from-grace ex-warrior Salamander shows up
>has clearly been hitting the comfort food a bit harder than the training

>> No.17880253

>>17880210
Manticores are Alright, but over-rated. Threadcanon morphed them into smugthicc meme cuddlefuck demons, and they'd be a lot cooler if the sadistic, dangerous side of them was explored more.

With that said, my weakness for thigh highs goes beyond whatever hot takes I may have on a monstergirl.

>> No.17880254

>>17880004
Ah, I see there are other men of taste here as well

>> No.17880255

>>17880230
If she has her rubber gimp suit on then its all right. All I'm worried about is her shocking anybody.

>> No.17880256

>>17880210
That butt is unimpressive. I'd expect Manticores to have well-padded rears for the instances that get their asses pounded by their husbandos.

>> No.17880259

>>17880070
Fuck off with that image bollocks

>> No.17880260 [SPOILER] 
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Heeerrreee I come to save the daaayyyy

>> No.17880262

>>17880246
>spoiler
I don't recall exodia, that some OC shit?

>> No.17880264

>>17880227
Worth it.

>> No.17880268

>>17880262
His Hero Power becomes summoning the Four Horsemen of Naxxramas/The Ebon Blade. Get all four on the board and you instantly win.

>> No.17880276

>>17880240
She would be a child and I'd be a 20 year old dude with se. Winning against her and that I'm stronger wouldn't be hard.

Nah, I wouldn't want a non warrior sally. I'd become strong either way so it's fine.

>> No.17880331
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It's big Ice Queen season

>> No.17880338

Shortstack vampire

>> No.17880346
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>>17880338

>> No.17880354

>>17880346
That's just a board. She doesn't even get the dick hard.

>> No.17880360
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>>17880354

>> No.17880362
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It's fluffy spider season.

>> No.17880367
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>>17880362

>> No.17880368

>>17880362
>spider
>with six legs
Meh.

>> No.17880381
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>>17880338

>> No.17880389

>>17880331
Why does Glacies' mom wear such lewd outfits?

>> No.17880397

>>17880389
She's trying to make her dense husband mount her like a bitch and heat and impregnate her.
But he's too busy making food and chopping down trees

>> No.17880405

>>17880368
She has eight limbs.

>> No.17880422

>>17880360
>fucking her
Yeah no, Yupiel would need to try real hard to make my dick wake up.

>> No.17880435

https://i.imgur.com/rw7kSID.png

Anyone know where this cheshire image is from? It came up elsewhere and the poster can't remember who the artist is.

>> No.17880458

>>17880405
Shouldn't her human arms take the place of the pedipalps?

>> No.17880468

>>17880435
Possibly this one:
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5380760

>> No.17880469
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>>17880435
>those unevenly sized titties

>> No.17880474

>>17880458
I mean a human mouth doesn't pedipalps to hold food in place since the cheeks do that.

>> No.17880475
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17880475

I finally find this artists twitter and instantly adore this tittymonster lolita with scarred arms of his.
If only there were more goth MGs like her, sans the scars.

>> No.17880478

>>17880468
Possibly, there's some similarity with his older stuff.
>>17880469
It's a shame but hey, not many images of cheshires tied up and being impregnated so I'll take it.

>> No.17880490 [SPOILER] 
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17880490

Ya'll mind if i take lescatie?

>> No.17880492

>>17880276
So lets say you get sucked by a portal in MGE land, but the Mamono Lord mandates that you go to a mamono college (it doesn't matter how old you are) to learn the customs of MGEland.

Each MG race has a dorm in the college. You get to choose to in which dorm to stay. What dorm do you choose anon? And how you expect your life to be at the college and in the dorm?

>> No.17880498
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>>17880360

>> No.17880500

>>17880498
Can she get even more smug?

>>17880490
Cute.

>> No.17880503
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>>17880500
Only by somehow knocking her up ala Shinobu in that one Homunculus doujin

>> No.17880507

>>17880492
Well for approximately one week it'll be fun and then you actually get into the bulk of higher education and you remember that it doesn't matter what dorm you're in since everyone is going to be busy with classes. Smart move is go Wonderland so that a mad hatter can give you tea to help you wake up for those 8am's.

>> No.17880511

>>17880503
She's actually kinda cute. Her smug face pisses me off, though.

>> No.17880516

>>17880492
The alp dorm sounds cozy during the winter also their timidness wont interrupt your studying

>> No.17880519
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17880519

A new Milkbar Barista opens up near you, and it's got lovely lactating ladies ready to serve you in any way.

Who do you pick to "service" you?
The bronze skinned Anubis beauty with modest breasts and nothing on but a heart shaped pasty on her crotch?
The charmingly dangerous looking Girtablilu with the desert themed outfit and average tits?
The fully nude, excluding her hat, Dark Mage with the heftiest bust of the bunch?
Or do you go with the seductively mature and curvy Yuki Onna and her milkshake dispensers?

>> No.17880523

>>17880519
I'll take the exotic Scorpion.

>> No.17880526

>>17880492
The only correct answer is the Ushi dorm.

>> No.17880527

>>17880492
I'd flip a coin between amazon dorm or dark elf dorm honestly.
On the one hand we have being a cute nerdy human boy, helping the buff warrior ladies with their homework, maybe cooking for them, hopefully getting raped silly someday
On the other hand we have the obedient eager to please human boy, hopefully earning all sorts of treats as I act good enough.

>> No.17880531

Do not teach Desert girls how to play children's card games.

>> No.17880537

>>17880531
Beating a Pharaoh in that game would earn you a "shut up and let me rape you" in her god voice.

>> No.17880549

>>17880537
I'd rather be a rich Dragon's object of obsession after beating her in a card game.

>> No.17880561

>>17880519
I want a lactating monstergirl of my very own.

>> No.17880563

>>17880527
That first one is so god tier though. The idea of all the amazons being to proud to ask you for help and then you see one struggling with her whatever and help her out only to get a knock the next day with a dorm full trying to ask you for help without admitting that they actually need help. The idea is cute as hell.

>> No.17880565

>>17880561
They can be.

>> No.17880572

>>17880563
>tfw got an A in both semesters of calculus
>Could actually probably help them along
>Get rewarded with muscle worship, facesitting, other lewd things
linvin da dream

>> No.17880585

>>17880572
>Amazon sitting on your face after you helped her with her homework
>suddenly the door bursts open, your current partner is thrown off and her sister is desperately asking you to solve a double integral.
>Another in the back sees the door open and yells she wants assistance with Transfer functions.
I'm not sure if I could stand doing that much math.

>> No.17880596

Would you still love your Kiki if she couldn't cut Konjac?

>> No.17880599

>>17880474
Yeah, but the human mouth does need arms to bring food into it in the first place.

>> No.17880607

>>17880519
This is dumb and gross.

>> No.17880612

>>17880607
Fag.

>> No.17880615

>>17880612
No, that really is a fucking stupid idea.

>> No.17880617
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17880617

Wonderland is a silly place.

>> No.17880618

>>17880615
Thanks for sharing your opinion when it doesn't matter or isn't required.

>> No.17880624

>>17880599
True but spiders use their legs and their pedipalps to bring their mouth to their food so hands would be a more advanced version of the spider's normal legs.

>> No.17880628

>>17880618
Yes, because that shitty post of yours was also quality.

>> No.17880632

>>17880618
>You have to like every post! Dissension will be reported :^)

>> No.17880634

>>17880628
>>17880632
And now the shitposters are coming out.
Time to leave the thread until they go to bed.

>> No.17880636

>>17880632
I've noticed there's a really salty anon lately who gets super fucking pissed if someone dares have an opinion on his ideas or greentexts.

>> No.17880637

>>17880519
The Yuki.

I like a nice cool glass of milk before bedtime.

>> No.17880640

>>17880636
Literally proven by the post above you, where he's so out of touch with reality that he thinks anything that doesn't agree with him is shitposting.

>> No.17880641

>>17880617
What the hell is a cait sith doing there?

>> No.17880644

>>17880637
>Someone finally picks the Yuki
Jesus christ, I thought they were as forgotten as fucking Lesser Succubi and Pot Devils.

>> No.17880645

>>17880617
What a colossal jubjub.

>> No.17880656

>>17880617
>The Humpty egg is bigger than the Jub
Jesus christ, either Mamanoboma makes them bigger, or Jubs are like Kiwis.

>> No.17880662

>>17880644
I've seen too much stuff to ever forget about the Yuki-Onna. Probably my first exposure to non-onryo japanese spirits.

>Pot Devil
I'm still trying to figure out why these things got changed to Jinn in the Jar

>> No.17880667

>>17880492
Hopefully a Basilisk dorm. Gettting caught in one's gaze would end up with me getting detoxed by the whole dorm.

>> No.17880669

>>17880662
Because they wanted to try and make a fast food joint after them.
Jinn in the Jar, now opening near you.

>> No.17880674
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Am I the only one that hears her voiced by Rie Kugimiya?

>> No.17880678
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>>17880674
>How dare you call me flat?

>> No.17880687

>>17880674
The Iori from Im@s Rie, or the Kagura/Nobunaga Rie voice?

>> No.17880695
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17880695

>>17880617
Have a fixed version.

>> No.17880702

>>17880617
I love this guy's art. I wish he did more than sketches.

>> No.17880706

>>17880617
I like that Wock that's towering over all of them.

>> No.17880709

>>17880617
>That Trumpart's yandere rape face
Oh god yes.

>> No.17880712
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>>17880706
Wocks are around 50cm taller than the average human. It's also why pic related is common too.

>> No.17880715

>>17880678
I want to spank a wi- Oooh, nevermind, I'll be on my way, ma'am.

>> No.17880717

>>17880435
>https://i.imgur.com/rw7kSID.png
Could have made the egg shaped like a heart

>> No.17880719

>>17880687
That teen Wight playing Taiko would be Iori while >>17880678 would definitely be either Louise, Nagi or Shana.

>> No.17880723
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17880723

>>17880519
>milkbar without holsts or Minos
for what purpose

>> No.17880724

>>17880719
There's also Sophie from Vanishing Line.

>> No.17880728

>>17880723
He didn't think it through, that's why.

>> No.17880730

>>17880712
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17880732
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>>17880723
Because non-Bovine girls that lactate like Holsts are more appealing.

>> No.17880736

>>17880723
What >>17880732
said

>> No.17880751

>>17880695
>You'll never be gangbanged by the Hatter, the Trumpart, the Wock, the Cheshire, the March Hare and the Jubjub.
Drown me in tits.

>> No.17880753

Do you think monstergirls would have or enjoy themed sex facilities? Something like a love hotel or a BDSM club where they could go with their husbands and/or friends and partake in lewd activities (all within the realm of MGE canon of course, i.e. no NTR)?

>> No.17880755

>>17880753
isn't bicorn sort of NTR?

>> No.17880760

>MG world
>People there still plays MTG
>The only difference is that there's MG Planeswalkers
>And in the local shop there's that lich girl that goes full try-hard with her mono-black deck

>> No.17880761

>>17880753
I'm pretty sure I remember some throwaway line in some world guide saying that already happened. Like it was either hotels or whole neighborhoods came with 'themes' as certain types of monsters gravitated together or something.
In any case catch me loitering around the section with all the dark elves and smug commanding demons.

>> No.17880762
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>>17880736
but I want a muscular Mino to pin me down and force my mouth on her big tiddies

>> No.17880766

>>17880762
Minos and Holsts are so overused.
Some people want variety, like a lactating Anubis or Wyvern.

>> No.17880770

>>17880755
Harem isn't NTR anon. In harems, every girl gets a turn or four.

>> No.17880771

>>17880770
isn't it NTR from the girl's perspective?

>> No.17880772

>>17880761
So you want to get knocked out and get forced to eat out a gang of smug monstergirls?
You want them to make you their fucktoy?

>> No.17880773
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>>17880766
>you will never be a lactating titty Wyverns rider/otouto

>> No.17880774
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>>17880766
can't a man just want mino milk?

jinko milk would be nice too

>> No.17880776
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17880776

>>17880766
The Morning/Evening Star wills it!

>> No.17880779

>>17880753
I'd assume so anon. As far as my headcanon goes they would at least, especially when it comes to BDSM/bondage clubs and the like. There are several ideas I have for places such as that where I could go with my waifu and stay for a couple of days for a nice sex vacation together, but some of them aren't quite thread appropriate I think.

>> No.17880780

>>17880766
Yeah but they have canonically better tasting milk.

>> No.17880781

>>17880773
>You need to milk her often or else her milky jugs will interfere with her flying capabilities

>> No.17880782

>>17880772
I was thinking put on a leash and bossed around, maybe used as a human fucktoy until they stress test me enough to deem me worthy of keeping, but that also works

>> No.17880786
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17880786

>>17880776
>Anon with a screencap of my greentext
Kyaa

>> No.17880787

>>17880771
Nah. Monstergirls would probably even encourage you if you were at the center of a harem. They'd think your attempts are adorable.

>> No.17880788

>>17880780
Don't really care.
Besides, the milk from your waifu will always taste better.

>> No.17880790

>>17880787
well I always felt it was, its why I couldn't read monster musume anymore.

>> No.17880793

>>17880776
I liked the first part.

>> No.17880795

>>17880782
So you want them to pass you around, laughing as you get basically facefucked by every girl in the gang?
Would you want them to run a pussy train on you until you can't imagine life without them?

>> No.17880796

>>17880712
In the cheshire doujin the wock is normal sized.

>> No.17880802

>>17880790
It kinda is, but because it's a bunch of girls no one really cares.

>> No.17880805

>>17880795
None of these are things I would object to. They'd have to probably feed me something if they want to keep me up long enough to take care of all of them though.

>> No.17880808

>>17880802
I cared , just thinking about how cerea would always have to share kurusu and never truly be the singular object of his affection made me really sad.

>> No.17880812

>>17880808
In harems lust comes first, then some other things and after that comes affection.

>> No.17880823
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17880823

>>17880776

>> No.17880828

>>17880805
Well there'd be at least two Manticores in the group.

>> No.17880836

>>17880712
No, it's your headcannon, that pic is fan doujin

>> No.17880850

>>17880808
It's fine for girls to share. Girls only have 1 womb, but men have enough spooge to go around.

>> No.17880863

I want to be ruthlessly milked by a Tentacle!

>> No.17880868

>>17880850
Guys only have one dick.

>> No.17880869

I've come to realize that no matter how hard I meme and throw up smoke and mirrors about what kinds of monsters I like... My heart will always belong to the frozen north

>> No.17880872

>>17880868
Guys have 6 dicks minimum, depending how you count them.

>> No.17880874

>>17880868
One dick which can ejaculate many times a day.

>> No.17880876

>>17879329
>34no404
fucking rip

>> No.17880879

>>17880872
And girls have four mouths.

>> No.17880885

>>17880879
I only count threes. Unless you count only one ear.

>> No.17880889

>>17880874
And a pussy can hold many loads.

Having more than one partner is meh no matter which side it's on.

>> No.17880890

>>17880885
Tailpussy

>> No.17880892

>>17880793
you're not allowed to like shit greentexts by HIM

>> No.17880899

>>17880892
But having a Pharaoh sweet-talking me is my fetish.
Well, spanking is my fetish too. And having my ear cleaned. And getting hugged by an Anubis. I have too many fetishes.

But why?

>> No.17880909

>>17880868
Get a load of this one-dick beta male! Everyone point and laugh at him!

>> No.17880917

>>17880828
>Aggressive bestial maintocore being taught to be more refined by dark elves
>"See, prick him and just gently tease the head like that, make him BEG for you to milk him empty"

>> No.17880924
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17880924

I need to take care of my plants

>> No.17880926

>>17880917
>they experiment on prisoners
>you can hear horrible screams and the sound of chains rattling whenever they visit the prison
>"Please! Take me!"
>"No, me!"
>"I haven't been milked in three days, I'm full!"
>sometimes they take a guy out of his cell, only to put him back in as the other prisoners laugh at him

>> No.17880930

>>17880924
shut up nerd!

>> No.17880933

>>17880889
But a womb can only (usually) hold 1 dude's baby, where as a guy with a harem can give all the girls babies equally. It's not the same.

>> No.17880948

>>17880889
No it can't, have you ever actually had sex? Trying to go a second time without her letting it drip out first makes it all squish out and get everywhere, it's disgusting. You try cleaning your own cum out of your pubes then tell me how many loads a pussy can hold.

>> No.17880952

>>17880948
are you lost?

>> No.17880953
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>>17880948
>have you ever actually had sex?
You did? Answer carefully.

>> No.17880957

>>17880948
It's probably best you nip this conversation in the bud. Nobody wants something on the level of that tiger and laws shitfest from a few months ago.

>> No.17880964

>>17880948
I have used onahole, and I guess cleanup is kind of annoying.
they are special occasion use though, like when an anticipated eroge comes out or an artist I really like puts something new out.

>> No.17880965

>>17880926
This makes me want to do something similar to a manticore, although the milking would be more literal and the 'cell' would just be her comfy room.

>> No.17880972

>>17880957
This conversation was already autism when the usual fags started trying to meme harems into ntr again.

>> No.17880973

>>17880511
Her smug aura mocks you

>> No.17880985

>>17880957
I'd ask but that sounds pretty dumb and it's killing my curiosity

>> No.17880990
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17880990

I think we need more stories about stiff mention in profiles
Like dark mages truning places into demon realms to get whag they want.
Or the way kunoichi have hard times expresing their emotions

>> No.17881001

>>17880990
Then write it, Beast.

>> No.17881003

>>17880899
Because fuck greentexters and fuck shoggocks

>> No.17881005

>>17880924
I want to fluster a Troll by telling them they don't need flowers to make their hands and feet even cuter to look at

>> No.17881007

>>17881001
Can't. Writing lilims

>> No.17881008

>>17880985
Believe me, it was fucking abominable, and the two fuckers discussing it were just as insufferable.

>> No.17881013

Jinkos raised by the church of hathor.

>> No.17881017

>>17881008
Was that the guy that was saying that if a tiger became a jinko it would be beastiality if you fuck it?

>> No.17881032
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17881032

>>17880674
>>17880687
>>17880719

>> No.17881033

>>17881032
Cute.
I wanna see her do a heart pose afterwards.

>> No.17881042

>>17881032
Oh god my heart. She seems to ve having so much fun at that date.

>> No.17881045

>>17881032
What a qtpie.

>> No.17881047

MG idorus when?

>> No.17881051

>>17881047
Well suited for sirens and familiars.

>> No.17881060

How would you deal with your daughters being on heat

>> No.17881065

>>17881060
A lot of spankings.

>> No.17881067

>>17881060
I'd let them take the day off and I'd ignore her masturbating furiosly after she is of age.

>> No.17881073

>>17881047
MGE Sirens are idorus that will compose a special song for her future husbando. She'd only sing that song just for him.

>> No.17881081

>>17881060
Her mother and I would hive her extra special tender loving care, which would include plenty of kisses, pats, hugs, snuggles, and orgasms. Maybe a bit of bondage and putting her in one of her cute latex outfits and teasing her too, but only the comfy kind of that stuff!

>> No.17881086

>>17881060
Depends on the circumstances but I'd probably let her have fun with her mother's old 'toy' till she's done.

>> No.17881091

>>17881081
Fuck off KDF.

>> No.17881096

>>17881073
The catch : it's death metal.

>> No.17881097

Is it wrong that I want to enchant a breastplate that would continually cause a monster girl's chest to grow until the curse is removed?

>> No.17881100

>>17881060
hand her an assortment of dildos and several bottles of water so she stays hydrated, then lock her in her room.

>> No.17881103

>>17881096
I'll keep my eyes open, then.

>> No.17881105

It knocks at the door /mgt/ and it knows you know its there. What do you do?

>> No.17881106

>>17881060
She does love her plants so she'd probably grab herself a licking fruit and something to rub the itch down there. After she is at least 16 then she's free to go after a boy she loves.

>> No.17881108

>>17881105
What is it?

>> No.17881111

>>17881108
you don't know but you are alone and the room is to dark to see. What do you do?

>> No.17881112

>>17881111
Panic because I'm scared of the dark ever since I watched Ring.

>> No.17881113

>>17881111
I tell you to go to /qst/ where this type of shit belongs.

>> No.17881114

>>17881091
How rude!

>> No.17881117

>>17881111
Turn on the light, duh.

>> No.17881121

>>17881111
Turn on the light on my cellphone.

>> No.17881124

>>17881113
k

>> No.17881127

>>17881111
Whip out my dick and wave it at him!

>> No.17881128

>>17881111
I remove my sunglasses.

>> No.17881129

It seems to me most monsters are isolationists, what kind of species would actually live in the big cities talked about?

>> No.17881142

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to fill out your 'Favorites' form so that white snakes know what body types will make it easier for senpai to notice them and only them.

It's far easier for them to look up the form than by watching you for days on end in secret....not that it'll stop them.

>> No.17881147

>>17881129
They aren't. World guides detail how many of them in fact live in cities, whether corrupted human cities or just regular cities formed by monsters.

>> No.17881149

>>17881142
I don't think that white snek will be able to somehow become older than me.

>> No.17881157

>>17881149
Don't worry, white snakes can do all sorts of things through the power of love.

>> No.17881161

>>17881149
Joke's on you anon, she'll just go into the hyperbolic time chamber to age up for you!

>> No.17881167

>>17881161
She could also just magically change her appearance to look older.

>> No.17881171

>>17881167
That's too easy, cheating even. Besides, wouldn't in make it much more special when you find out the lengths she went to?

>> No.17881174

>>17881161
>>17881167
I don't know about him but I only love older sisters. She'll have to both be older than me and somehow make herself blood related to me.

>> No.17881175
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17881175

Proto, regular, or hybrid Kiki?

>> No.17881181

>>17881175
I don't care, I just want a Kikimora.

>> No.17881192

>>17881175
Mini kiki a cutie.

>> No.17881198

>>17881175
dicki the kiki

>> No.17881199

>>17880492
Undead easily.
>And how you expect your life to be at the college and in the dorm?
Lots and lots of personal tutelage, who the fuck knows why girls half a milennia or older are still in college, but I get all their stories and I get to watch their bickering over facts and history so I'm not complaining.

>> No.17881201

>>17881175
Proto

>> No.17881202

>>17881161
>>17881167
So shes going to become a CC just so she can get me to notice her?
I think i might notice her a bit more than she expected then.

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>> No.17881207

>>17880933
>Wanting your wife/ves to actually have to say "My husband's daughter"
Fucking kek.

>> No.17881214

>>17881060
I don't have to do anything. Other than hook my daughter up with a super heretical infertility spell without her knowledge. It's that kid she's been like a big sister to for years now who has to deal with it.

>> No.17881215
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17881215

>>17881204
never a dull moment with a hellhound waifu!

>> No.17881216

>>17881142
This may sound cheesy but if she wants me to notice her then I’d put down my favorite form is her natural self. I just want her to be herself in both personality and looks, natural beauty is best. Also if she has a crush on me, she should just ask me out and I’d happliy say yes to her.

>> No.17881224

>>17881175
Big momma Kiki, the kind of Kiki that makes the whole Manor to tremble when she jumps, either due excitement or joy (which is often)

>> No.17881229

>>17880256
this post is old, but extensively retarded and of someone with shit taste

>> No.17881253

>>17881215
https://youtu.be/KKO200IMI60?t=2m18s
The poodle bites
The poodle chews it

>> No.17881266

>>17881207
Monsters that have a monogamous husband are way happier than those in harems, this has been proven by magic and fact.
Some monsters even pray at night, thanking for their healthy mono husbands and their daughterus.

>> No.17881280

>>17881175
I like regular, they seem more casual.

>> No.17881285

>>17881280
>casual
As opposed to hip?
Are there Hipster Kikis? Do they wear plaid and hang out at starbucks while typing up retarded movie scripts that are basically fanfics about their masters raping them?

>> No.17881342

>>17881266

Churches dedicated to Eros or other gods must be pretty busy when they hold service. It would be quite the experience considering you'd see a lot of different kinds of monster girls there.

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>>17881342

>> No.17881350
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>>17881348

>> No.17881352

>>17881348
>>17881350
How would MGs react to proselytising from a Paladin of Eros, be they laypersons or believers?

>> No.17881353

>>17881348
no matter how hard i look at this image all I can see is a man with a treestump for a head.

>> No.17881366

>>17881348
>My Eros Paladin idea is still a thing
Based LN

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17881372

Help! It's my maid! I think she is broken.

>> No.17881374

>>17881348
I love her dedication.

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17881424

If a hellhound trys to rape you just give her your consent then she can't rape you.

>> No.17881427

>>17881424
This is so stupid I don't even know what to say.

>> No.17881480

>>17880760
I would wreck her shit with blue white control.
and then apologize profusely with headpats and cuddles.

>> No.17881493

Thoughts on a doppelganger who is too anxious to transform, and hides in your closet with a recorder to record the sound of you masturbating?

Her favorite part is when you find something really appealing and let out the slightest moan. She constantly loops snippets of your moaning, fantasizing that she's the one responsible for them.

She waits for you to leave the house to raid your dirty laundry, and pleasure herself while covering herself in your scent. Then, once she's had her fill, she'll kiss every clean shirt and pair of boxers you own at least twice, so her lips will always be indirectly pressed against your body. She'll even leave little hints of her presence around the house, hoping that someday you will find her, and dominate her for being such an obscene girl.

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>>17881493
I know you're thinking about it anon, don't get up and search your house.

I already did and she wasn't there.

>> No.17881620

too tired
fallling asleep
want to rest my head on my zombie dragon waifu's big soft butt

>> No.17881631

>>17881620
She'd be drooling and slowly gyrating it in her sleep so that you settle right in face first into it. Maximum sexy comfy.

>> No.17881635

>>17881631
Haaaaaa
I'd eat it all night long

>> No.17881649

>>17881620
Zombie Dragons have to be the best pillows, lay your head down on their thighs, breast, nuzzle up to their head as they hug you close... god damn they really are best dragon.

>> No.17881739

No undead girl deserves to have one part of her body isolated and used as a pillow. Undead girls deserve only the best and the best is clearly full body pillow - allowing for maximum sharing of warm.

>> No.17881884

>>17875547
>>17875566
>>17875596
Hroz's succubi vs. orc doujin was the best

https://exhentai.org/g/540542/01b927f15b/

>> No.17881891

>>17881884
>posting his worst doujin
https://exhentai.org/g/604905/a974281b12/
Countering with cute succubutt.

>> No.17881895

>>17881891
His "worst" doujin has more favorites and a higher rating than the one you posted

>> No.17881898

>>17881895
>popular = good
I bet you liked suicide squad.

>> No.17881940

Do shoggoths and other slimes have a body temperature similar to humans?

>> No.17881943
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17881943

Remember, Ara ara foxes keep their eyes closed so young boys can't see their heart-pupils

>> No.17881991

>>17881943
I know how to get rid of them, if I don't act cute then they'll leave me alone right?

>> No.17882011

>>17881991
Impossible. Because of their age, they think most of the things you do are cute

>> No.17882021

>>17882011
What if I act manly and insist I am not cute?

>> No.17882026

>>17881940
I hope not

>> No.17882028

>>17882026
Why?

>> No.17882035

>>17882028
I don't like sweating and I don't like feeling hot.

>> No.17882049

>>17882035
That greatly limits your options for who could be your waifu then.

>> No.17882055

>>17882049
If you're referring to vigorous movement then that's a given. If you're just talking about every day shit, any undead girl is perfect to cuddle in the heat.

>> No.17882059

>>17882035
Go find yourself an ara ara Ice Queen and hope a White Horn or Yeti doesn't find you first

>> No.17882061

Hangovers suck. What would be better for a hangover, a oni or Satyros?

>> No.17882062

>>17882059
Undead is better, I don't want a girl who radiates cold. I want a girl I can offload my heat onto

>> No.17882073

>>17882062
Undead is shit

>> No.17882086

>>17882073
It is quite poor form for them to be so perfect and yet not exist, agreed.

>> No.17882103

What are your thoughts on big girls taking other girls' husbands in front of them?

>> No.17882104

>>17881017
Yep.
>>17881032
I still want her to give me a buttjob with those black leggings on.

>> No.17882110

>>17882103
reverse NTR is still NTR

>> No.17882112
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>>17881157
Even moving to another city will not stop her

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>>17882112
Does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>17882112
>the way she warps his memories into think she's his onee-san
That gives me a stiffy.

>> No.17882135

>>17882110
Its better than regular cucking

>> No.17882148

>>17882126
thinking*
I need to wake up a bit more.

>> No.17882182

>>17881032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyIS9vdarM

>> No.17882207

How big do you like your girls anons?
I like 6'7 a whole foot over me.

>> No.17882220

>>17882207
7-9 feet.

>> No.17882221

>>17882182
>Anon walking in on a Wight practcing her singing
>She noticed a smirk on his face
>Anon then gets choked by her claws

>> No.17882223

>>17882207
7 ft. even.

>> No.17882224

>>17882207
I don't discriminate but there's some sizes I prefer depending on the specific monster girl.

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>>17882207

>> No.17882232

>>17882207
50 feet

>> No.17882234

>>17882207
How do you measure snek?

>> No.17882238

>>17882234
I giant beaker

>> No.17882273

>>17882230
Cancer

>> No.17882288

>>17882234
In parrots

>> No.17882293

>>17882273
No anon that's a sea dragon. Cancer is a crab.

>> No.17882303

>Pharaoh wants to prevent to keep herself from getting graped.
>To counter this, she finds a man to send to the apophis.
>More specifically, she finds a man whose into spoiling a girl and hedonism.
>Poor grape snake doesn't know what hits her.

And thus the kingdom was saved.

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>>17882303
A thick purple snake that likes bellyrubs?

>> No.17882320

>>17882314
A thick purple snake that likes bellyrubs, eating while getting the D, and going at it till she looks heavily pregnant.

Also drinking quite a bit.

>> No.17882324

>>17882303
How cute. I wonder if the Pharaoh invites them for dinner.

>> No.17882331

>>17882324
Probably, if only to see her work while a tipsy, chunky apophis is chatting away and enjoying snacks while her husband serves as a 'seat' with benefits.

That and maybe so the Pharaoh can encourage the snake to sink even deeper into her desires.

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17882342

>>17882331
That sounds lovely. I bet she'll bring them along on diplomatic attachment just to see what new ways Anon can find to spoil the grapesnake.

>> No.17882345

>>17882238
Snek size calculated as displacement?

>> No.17882350

>>17882342
Of course.
It lets anon spoil the snake with new foods, new drinks, and maybe get some new potions/reagents going so that he can last longer for the snake.

All of this allowing the Pharaoh to give a subtle warning to her enemies that she'll make them end up happy with husbands but, essentially, no threat to her or anyone.

>> No.17882370

>>17882331
>>17882350
>Pharaoh watches as all of her enemies fall to the preys of love and spoiling
>She goes back to her palace
>All the servants are asleep
>Her room is so cold
>Her bed feels so empty
>She sighs and drifts off to sleep, making a mental note to have another look at the slave market tomorrow

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>>17880924

>> No.17882378

>>17882207
I prefer them being around 5'8" to 6', but I'd touch a 7 ft girl in certain occasions.

>> No.17882380

>>17882314
>>17882320
Fatfags are disgusting

>> No.17882387

>>17882370
Exactly.
And its a shame as thats how she deals with every threat from rivals.

That oni in the east?
Tossed a guy at her and the poor thing is now a big, meaty, nigh perpetual drunk That now has four adorable daughterus that the pharaoh is thinking about 'recruiting' for royal guards.

>> No.17882406

>>17882387
But she can get her happy ending

>Pharaoh in the slave market (in disguise)
>None of them catch her eye
>Suddenly she hears coughing
>In the back of one of the stalls is a rather sickly looking young man
>"He's no good, no one wants a slave who's so small and skinny"
>Pharaoh makes an offer
>Sellers are confused but let her have him anyway
>When they get home Pharaoh users her God voice to get her servants to draw a bath, get some of her favorite sweets and her bed to be made extra comfy
>Very confused slave boy ends up being pampered by her

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>>17882377
How sad, even her subordinates are getting married earlier than her. What self-respecting man would get together with a CC, Machiavellian Pharoah?

>> No.17882414

>>17881884
>orcshit
>best

>> No.17882424

>>17882207
I like both short girls and big girls.
For short I would prefer something like 5´6.
For big 7´0 is good.

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17882433

Hey anon. What's your opinion on really big monster boobies?

>> No.17882436

>>17882433
The best, especially if the girl is big as well

>> No.17882441

Childhood friends are unfair because they prevent perfectly fine CC monster girls from snatching cute shotas off the streets.

>> No.17882446

>>17882433
I rather like them

>> No.17882450

>>17882441
CCs should just go for normal dudes then. Sure, they might end up with heart pupils, and ahegao and a womb overflowing with cum, but at least they got a human.

>> No.17882455

>>17882450
>with heart pupils, and ahegao
Stop forcing it

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>>17882207

>> No.17882482

>>17882450
CCs with handsome young adults are a nice thing to see, especially with him trying to fix her. It's pretty much a reverse kiki situation.

>> No.17882488

>>17882469
You call this a date?!

>> No.17882510

>>17881493
Isn't that a little creepy?

>>17881512
What are you doing in my house?!

>> No.17882527

>>17882433
The bigger the better.

>>17882469
That ogre's chest is too small.

>> No.17882552

>>17882482
Lolis with handsome young adults is the best.

>> No.17882553

>>17882552
>>17882482
its not gay to want the guy to look good too right?

>> No.17882569

>>17882553
Only if you consider masturbation gay.

>> No.17882585

>>17882569
well I got shit on in an unrelated thread for not liking a doujin cause the guy was way too ugly(you know the kind)

>> No.17882597

>>17882585
Oh, you don't like Faceless Old Man tier shit.
That's fine.

>> No.17882666
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17882666

Got a new Kobold waifu commission finished! I really, really love how this one turned out.

>> No.17882674

>>17882666
Frilly Dress with Pencil Skirt >= Summer Dress > Red Dress

>> No.17882686

Monster girl basketball teams? Go Harlem Collars!

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>>17882666
Trips confirm, daughteru dickers are literally Satan.

>> No.17882703

>>17882690
Ryus are among the most unfertile MGs ever. Wonder how excited Ratas are when they get the news of twin Ryu daughterus.

>> No.17882706

>>17882690
Yes but Satan did nothing wrong.

>> No.17882711

>>17882666
That red dress looks fantastic, good stuff KDF.

>> No.17882721

Be sure to befriend a jinko when your young so she can protect you from the delinquent onis,ushis, and hell hounds when you reach high school.

>> No.17882722

>>17882666
>KDF's waifu with actual personality
oh wow.

>> No.17882764

>>17882666
I'm pleased but confused. This feels wrong.

>> No.17882766

>>17882666
Yes but where's the latex?

>> No.17882785

>>17882722
Anon please, I've mentioned her wearing outfits like these at least once each. That being said though, manos did do an amazing job at capturing her essence.

>>17882766
manos only does sfw stuff anon, I wanted to respect that by not suggesting anything kinkier than her collar.

>> No.17882819

>>17882721
>friendzoning the jinko

>> No.17882820

>>17882721
>needing a girl to protect you
Oh wow. That makes you into an even bigger bullying target.

>> No.17882826
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>>17882820
>bullying

>> No.17882848

>>17882826
Yes, bullying. The onis and their delinquent friends are going to mock poor anon and hide his things.
The worst part is that his Jinko friend can't protect him in the male bathroom.

>> No.17882860

>>17882585
It does give a gay vibe but I'm sure they were pulling your leg. Not wanting to see disgusting things with the girl is completely normal though.

>> No.17882870

https://twitter.com/WhiteSeasoning/status/929346053379256321
Thinking about it, nachos get the most art out of all the girls revealed in the MGE2 book don't they?

>> No.17882882
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>>17882721
>delinquent hell hounds
Those can be dealt with other ways.

>> No.17882887

>>17880662
>I'm still trying to figure out why these things got changed to Jinn in the Jar

Because "jinn of the jar" was always the intended english name. Pot devil was a misunderstanding/mistranslation.

>> No.17882893

>>17880771
Not if they agree to share. NTR is more or less dependent on how the characters feel about the relationship, what is kept secret from them, etc.

>> No.17882908

>>17882887
Plus pot devil just makes me think of one of those blue loli demons getting stoned.

>> No.17882920

>>17882721
>cromartie monstergirls

>> No.17882927

>>17882848
well at least I don't have to worry about broken hips

>> No.17882930
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>>17882920
Guys, I think something's strange about Mechazawa-chan.

>> No.17882952

broken hips can be avoided if you do it while wearing power armor.

>> No.17882967

>>17882930
Does she do this because writing a love letter is too embarrassing?

>> No.17882968

>>17882952
But what if i want a broken pelvis for that sweet post-sex healing?

>> No.17882971

>>17882927
Yeah. I don't think they would beat you too hard either so it should be fine. The jinko will be extremelly worried and angry later though.

>> No.17882973
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17882973

Vamp mosquito warriors are into some weird forms of masturbation.

>> No.17882981
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>>17882967
Or too roundabout for her.

>> No.17882989
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17882989

I would tenderly hold a lilim hand!

whats the issue with this species hate on this general?

>> No.17882992

>>17882870
Is that a doujin or writefagging?

>> No.17882997

>>17882992
I think it's a cover for a story of some kind, no idea if it's for hobby writefagging or a book.

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17882999

>>17882989
She'd be sure to reciprocate.

>> No.17883001

>>17882989
Its because they're SHIT!

No one actually hates them, there is just too many OC Steelims and the fact that they're complete Mary sues. Nothing actually wrong with them.

>> No.17883002

>>17882989
The OCs made are shit

>> No.17883004

>>17882989
People like making OC lilims and others get mad. You could just talk about them in general, but someone will bring up a named one.

>> No.17883010

>>17882989
Irrational hate, they were hated even before the OCs existed. The donuts are merely an excuse for the people who disliked them before.

>> No.17883012

>>17883001
There are around seven of them though. Maybe two or three more, but those are the ones people don't force or talk about it.

>> No.17883016
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>last new grill was 2 months ago
JUST
New grill when?

>> No.17883025
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17883025

Squish the slug!

>> No.17883033

>>17883025
Those tentacles must be really strong. I mean the fact that they can lift a human male up and the slug is none the wiser means they have to be pretty strong.

>> No.17883037

>>17883016
I hope tomorrow, still one more day left of the weekend.

>> No.17883051

>>17883016
Next year. KC is busy with the Sabbath book.

>> No.17883058

>>17883004
What is required to make an oc lilim?

>> No.17883061
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17883061

So next comiket when? I wanna loli book

>> No.17883067

>>17883058
And name and something for her to do that makes her a lilim.

>> No.17883068
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17883068

Remember that we just had the anniversary of the Great October Revolution. Be careful anons and stay vigilant, Soviet Jinkos might appear through portals to kidnap anons. Avoid thinking in abs and wearing red stuff to be safe. How are you going to escape if you see one?

>> No.17883084

>>17883068
Lazer pointer. If a kiki shows up I'll just throw wine at the portable carpet.

>> No.17883093

>>17883067
Dont lilims just...go around corrupting human women?

>> No.17883102

>>17883093
Yes, but if you just say that she'll be shit and you should go with a succubus instead. As of now, each lilim has her unique quirks I think.

>> No.17883105

>>17883067
I'll make a neet lilim with baggy eyes and stays in her room all day playing video games and trolling internet boards
I'll call her droopy.

>> No.17883108

>tfw keep having dreams about an alice kissing me and humping me
Make it stop

>> No.17883111

>>17883105
Droopy, kawaiipenis and crusher adventures when?

>> No.17883124

>>17883108
>alice
Niiiiice

>> No.17883137

>>17883108
I wish I had more dreams about monster girls. I had 8 in total I think and only three of them were lewd, with one being extra spicy.

>> No.17883146

>>17883108
...Are you me?

>> No.17883153

>>17883108
>Make it stop
Nigga please I've only ever had one dream of my wife and daughters, I want your problem.

>> No.17883164

>>17883108
The last MG related dream I can remember was a Succubus draining my energy. I woke up really thirsty too.

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>>17883001
>Lilims are Mary Sues
Nice incorrect use of the word.

>>17882989
They get hated on because people tend to create Lilims without giving any foresight into the fact they're exceedingly rare Demi-Gods. You're more likely to meet an Arch Succubus than you are a Lilim and even then you're basically Ash Ketchum meeting EVERY FUCKING LEGENDARY EVER.

>> No.17883182

>>17883108
I keep having dreams about working at a place for containing monstergirls, and getting tricked by an echidna into coming into her cell

>> No.17883196

>>17883181
It's said that are around 100 of then so it's fine.

>> No.17883195

>>17882989
My Lilim can beat yours
Especially when she goes Lilim Super instinct

>> No.17883205

>>17883195
Until she jobs to the MG equivalent to the little asian guy in the white suit that does nothing but stand around.

>> No.17883213

>>17883205
It works though. He'd be an overpowered self insert with no personality and an average everything.

>> No.17883241

>>17883093
Some do, but most just want to find a husband (remember that Druella is an extremist, most monsters only monsterize women as a personal favor, for self defense, things like that). They readily transform women who have potential to become high tier monsters though, since such women are rare.

>> No.17883249

>>17883196
Still in a world that likely has millions of individuals, monsters and otherwise, meeting a lilim would be a rare event unless you happened to befriend one or get some other special connection.

>> No.17883258

>>17883093
If like to imagine lilim corrupts a human girl but the girl still beats her up cause the girls obsession on winning transferred over.

>> No.17883263

>>17883241
Now I kind of wanna write a story about a meek, freckled girl who pesters a lilim to mamonify her so she can finally get a man.

>> No.17883266

>>17883249
If you go with most of the OC ones they aren't that hard to find considering they have kingdoms. Just a few are wandering travellers, but they'd be pretty popular so following their tracks and meeting them wouldn't be that hard.

>> No.17883275

>>17882882
>order controlled citys
>not just outright purging monstergirls.

>> No.17883282

>>17883266
This. One thing is coming across them by pure chance which is inevitably so rare that you might go a lifetime without seeing one, but another is specifically setting out to find one. They're not exactly the most inconspicuous bunch.

>> No.17883285

>>17883263
And lilims gives her insane tasks to do to do it.

>> No.17883288

>>17882989
They're boring as a concept. They're just "succubus what is stronger" and there are a limited number of them, so they are inherently snowflake-y.

>> No.17883292
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>>17883108
I want your dreams.

>> No.17883296

>>17883292
I want to do a few non-catholic things to that Alice.

>> No.17883302

>>17882989
they are literally made to be bullied.

>> No.17883307

>>17883288
They're also a way to give fans a race of "mamono lords" they can waifu since the actual Mamono Lord is taken.

Hence why its noted that lilims all have features of their mother (red eyes, white hair, white wings), plus similar (if less extreme) powers, etc.

>> No.17883313

>>17883275
Must be set somewhere in the pussyfied future where it's considered cruelty.

>> No.17883318

>>17883282
Yeah. The mge world is probably pretty big so even if you went adventuring it would be rare to see on, but you'd definitely hear about them.
Also, sure they are pretty much demigods or whatever but it's not like that's too big of a thing since mge is a rpg like fantasy setting.

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>>17883296
I want to do perfectly pure things with an Alice I swear.

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>>17883288
I got to be honest about the only OC Lilims I actually care about are Ilassa and Mari.
Former because ELH drives me up the fucking wall with that ZR like Tish speaking French to Gomez and Mari because her in-universe husband is apparently either a Viking or Conan the Barbarian.

>> No.17883326

>>17883292
>>17883182
Its kinda weird in my case since i had never dreamed about an alice before and everything else i usually dream about thats MG related are almost always lilims

>> No.17883349

>>17880527
Dark elf dorm sounds comfy

>> No.17883370

>>17883324
That's pretty gay, but eh. Most lilims have a thing or two I like about them.

>> No.17883383

>>17883370
Ditto, though my favorite IS Illassa due to her ZR and love of BDSM.

>> No.17883425

>>17883383
Ilassa has nice legs and boots but that's pretty much it for me. I'm not much of a BDSM man, but she seems to have an interesting thing or two about her.

>> No.17883443

>>17883425
As a Saddist she's prime Lim waifu material, although as is Mari due to her just being a kink freak into roughly anything outside shit you'd find in /trash/.
I prefer them over my own due to that

>> No.17883461

>>17883443
I just enjoy light play, but sitting down and chatting with her would be nice. Mari is just for extreme lewds though.

I like mine, but I can't be bothered to do anything about her. I just keep her in my head and imagine some scenarios here and there.

>> No.17883465
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>>17873631
How many is too many?

>> No.17883469

>>17883461
Thing about Illassa is she has good conversation skills. If she was in the Rance series she'd definitely have level 2 Conversation, hands down, and have no trouble manipulating people or corrupting them willingly through words alone.
I got art of mine, but fuck sharing it.

>> No.17883477

>>17883465
I'd say going above ten is too much. It still amazes me when I see those people with 20 children.

>> No.17883494

>>17883469
Well, they do have a slippery mamono mana tongue so I'm sure they could all convience others pretty easily. If words don't work they can just use their body.

And no worries, I've seen her sketch already.

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>>17883494
>seen her sketch already
>I never posted it here
Either someone lurking did, or we've bullshitted and bullid Lose together.

>> No.17883514

>>17883505
Oh golly gee it sure is hard to identify anonymous posters by how they type and what they talk about. But no, no one posted it here.

>> No.17883521

>>17883514
Thank god.

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>>17883505
>bullshitted and bullid Lose together.

>> No.17883530

>>17883526
Well speak of the devil.
You writing yet, boi?

>> No.17883534

>>17883530
No. All's on hold while I get another project with a deadline done. Don't know when I'll have time to get back to writing MGE stuff.

>> No.17883538

>>17883534
Shame.

>> No.17883541

>>17883521
Doesn't stop me from posting her though.

>> No.17883544
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>>17883541
DON'T

>> No.17883553

>>17883544
Maybe later.

>> No.17883564

>>17882666
Cute!

>> No.17883566

>>17883553
Don't.

>> No.17883582 [SPOILER] 
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17883582

This is a goat MG, a lesser Satyros as it were.

>> No.17883583

>>17883566
Why not? New monster girl art is always welcome.

>> No.17883585

>>17883582
What's Mercedes doing here?

>> No.17883595

>>17883585
what do cars have to do with the situation at hand?
i don't get it.
enlighten me anon

>> No.17883597

>>17883583
I'd rather you didn't share it.
Last thing I need is people shitting on my Lim.

>> No.17883598

>>17883585
Poor girl got wrecked so hard she became a monster girl.

>> No.17883599

>>17883585
It's a goat joke.

>> No.17883605

>>17883598
But she's already perfect wife material, why would she need to become a monster girl?

>> No.17883619

>>17883605
>she's already perfect wife material
>why would she need to become a monster girl?
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.17883629

>>17883619
Please do not insult me or my wife.

>> No.17883632

How does one travel across the sea in a monster girl world? Do they just not let men aboard boats, or are there safe channels, or can powerful sea-beast MGs be repelled?

>> No.17883653

Dragon Zombie making a homemade card for hubby for their anniversary!
She doesn’t actually know if it’s an anniversary or not, but the last time it was hubby fucked her real good, so she decided today is an anniversary too.
She’s so smart!

>> No.17883657

Big, bulky jinkos trying to do office work while a jaded IT guy works on her printer.

>> No.17883664

>>17883632
Sea beasts can be repelled. Just bonk them hard enough that they go away and have enough magic to keep the ship in a nice state.

>> No.17883673

I hope you guys will never play Subnautica. You would waifu the Sea Emperor immediately.

>> No.17883684

>>17883657
Does she type at ten words per minute because it’s already enough of a feat bringing her arms with their bulging humongous biceps close enough together to reach the keyboard even before factoring in her barrel chest topped with titanic tits?
Does she regularly mess up door frames just by walking through them without turning?
Does she secretly want to ride puny IT anon so hard until he fills her with a full litter of cute daughters?

>> No.17883687

>>17883632
Ironically, just have a bunch of human-MG couples on board.
They're not gonna bother the ship then, especially one with Poseidon's protection.

>> No.17883689

>>17883664
>Kraken spreading her tentacles
>”Oou, bonk me daddy~!”

>> No.17883698

>>17883653
>Crude crayon drawing of her and him fucking with a big red heart around them
>she’s so proud when he hangs it on the refrigerator and pats her head (and ass)
>later as she’s getting slammed anally against the wall she smiles with satisfaction thinking tomorrow sounds like a good day for an anniversary too

>> No.17883699

https://pastebin.com/P0wLgjRd
If memory serves, this is missing the one from that story "long distance seduction"

>> No.17883702

>>17883673
Subnautica is trash.

>> No.17883703

>>17883702
Like your taste.

>> No.17883716

>>17883698
Dragon Zombies aren't retards.

>> No.17883717

>>17883684
Yes, and her blouse is always threatening to shred due to her muscles.

And anon isn't puny so much as she's tall.

And she can reach 15 thanks to training, she just has to deal with her trapped tits touching her chin

>> No.17883723

>>17883689
>"Arara, are you going to shoot me with that cannon~?"
>She presses the cold, iron barrel of the cannon against her stomach
>"If you are, make sure you hit me right here. It'll hurt more that way."
>"Go ahead, light the fuse! Aren't you scared of what I might do to you?"
>A tentacle starts winding around your leg
>"Come on~! Blow me away! Don't you have a family you want to come home to?"
>Pvt Anon struggling to comprehend the motives of the Kraken

>> No.17883728

>>17883632
There are areas under the control of Chief God allied gods so monsters don't have full dominance there. But other than that, the easiest way to travel is to have monsters on the ship (plus they act as great guides), or to even simply put the scent of monsters on the ship. Unattached monsters prefer to go after men they don't think are already claimed, and thus may ignore such a ship.

>> No.17883729

>>17883716
They're cunning, using the facade of an idiot.

>> No.17883730

I had a very wierd dream literally minutes ago.

I constsntly shift between wanting a Minotaur and Jinko waifu for when portals open. And I was reading the Minotaur profile seeing her delicious muscled brown body and I was like "Well, its settled. Her muscles, rough personality and kink for rough sex sets it. Minotaur is my waifu." and went to sleep.

And I dreamt about 2 Jinkos beating up a Minotaur.

>> No.17883734

>>17883730
>2 Jinkos beating up a Minotaur.
The weak should fear the strong.
Plus, it's real since they can kill and eat water buffalo and shit.

>> No.17883735

>>17883729
This is far better than them being simple minded idiots.

>> No.17883736

>>17883730
What if all of the monstergirl-related dreams are actually our souls briefly getting dragged into the mamono realm, so they can gradually sap enough spiritual energy to tear open a portal into our world?

>> No.17883738

>>17883730
If that's not a sign I don't know what is.

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>>17883736

>> No.17883745

>>17883735
Their skills at subterfuge and disguise are nothing compared to Wurms.
People know Zombie Dragons can be smart, but nobody knows about the Wurms due to never breaking their facade in the eyes of others! Just what is their end game?

>> No.17883752

>>17883717
I love her.
>Anon comes over to fix a problem with her computer
>his fingers move at blazing speeds
>she gets hot and bothered thinking of those nimble fingers playing with her pussy
>tries to make smalltalk with him from then out

>> No.17883757

>>17883716
Well maybe mine is a bit and I love her for it!

>> No.17883758

>>17883673
Jokes on you I've already had dreams of sweet, intimate mating with mermaid versions of every Leviathan in Subnautica.

>> No.17883777

>>17883758
>intimate mating with mermaid versions of every Leviathan
>MFW reaper leviathan girl
That isn't intimate, thats hard rape!

>> No.17883778

>>17883723
That's why you should always have a non-lethal bonker at hand to deal with silly monster girls hitting on you. They pout and go away after you bonked them enough.
Though I would bonk a kraken's cervix with my penis.

>> No.17883783

>>17883736
>Got raped three times and my waifu loves me way too much
Dreams are a mysterious thing.

>> No.17883785

>>17883752
>Jaded Anon is getting a drink from the break room
>Finishes just in time to turn around and walk straight into two heaving mounds of jinko bust.
>"Ah! Hello Anon, I didn't see you there."
>Anon pulls free to see two green, bespectacled eyes looking down on him as the jinko positively fills the exit
>Gives a gruff sorry and tries to move through only for the jinko to ask him "Did you know that there's a type of coffee made using beans found in animal dung?"
>An awkward silence ensues as the Jinko waits for a response

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>>17883777
>Implying I'm not masochistic enough to be able to tell a difference

>> No.17883789

>>17883664
>What are you gonna do? Sink my ship?

Quote from Kraken husband

>> No.17883801

>>17883789
They can be beaten though, especially if you have a bunch of electric weapons and mages to shoo them away.
Saying "sink my ship" is also an extremlley lewd term, please do not use it lightly.

>> No.17883806
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>>17883789
Sink it and then do this in front of you.

>> No.17883810

>>17883745
What if Hellhounds are also subs, but only pretending? What if Umi Oshos are doms and vampires don't like blood?

>> No.17883812

>people seeing monstergirl dreams
>tfw I only see bizarre shit like last night's secret police buddy cop story in a dystopian cyberpunk future, hunting down inhuman and grotesque gene splicing mutant infiltrators from the malicious civilization of mutated humans that has split off from the rest of humanity to the point of being alien

>> No.17883820

>>17883810
>Hellhounds are tsun Ms
>Vamps aren't actually blood drinkers
>Dragons daughterus have real gold instead of chocolate coins

>> No.17883826

>>17883786
>implying there is any difference
>implying she would ever be gentle
Every time you impregnate her your pelvis is going to break from that sex, which is every time.

>> No.17883830

>>17883785
Oh god oh no she’s not only got the body of a stacked (on stacked, on stacked) goddess but she’s adorable too
I want her, I NEED her
>Anon sighs and mutters something about “no time for coffee” before squeeezing past the behemoth
>Office Muscle Jinko’s ears perk up as she gets an idea

>> No.17883833

>>17883812
I have weird dreams too, but the ones with monster girls are the nicest.
As of right now I've lewded a Lich, a Wight, three Dragon sister and a Black Dragon with silver hair.

>> No.17883837

>>17883673
I already did. Shes way too old for me and her babies just hatched so nty. Now those leviathans and sea dragons are a different story.

>> No.17883842

>>17883785
Jesus she's perfect.

>> No.17883847

>>17883830
She's gonna be sending him an email about a nice coffee place she knows and can show him.

She'll even type a smiley face, along with trying not to stare too hard when anon is rooting around under her desk along with trying not to think about wrapping her slab-like thighs around his head and having him eat her out

>> No.17883850

>>17883785
Ming the Jinko Officecat

Str 11
Per 3
End 10
Cha 1
Int 4
Agi 5
Luc 9

>> No.17883866

>>17883842
And she wants the anon.

>>17883850
>Ming
The commies got further than I thought.
She has a motivational picture of a kitten wrapped in blankets by a fireplace that reads 'Take It Easy'

>> No.17883869

>>17883847
>Anon angrily rooting around under her desk complaining about the mess of cords the last IT guy left at every work station
>Starts banging back and forth down there as he tries to wrench cords into better positions, causing the desk to bang a bit against his back
>Jinko is sitting there, thighs mere feet from his head, pussy absolutely throbbing and warm, she's mere moments away from Heat, but desperately has her eyes closed trying to resist so she doesn't lose her job or hurt the man she's decided she loves
>Anon finally finishes and stands back up, absentmindedly placing a hand on the Jinko's trunk-like thigh as he stands and grumbles that it should be fine now before leaving the room
>Jinko staring at the spot he touched her thigh before rushing off to the bathroom
>At the end of the day no one can explain why the large stall at the end of the girl's room has impact craters against the walls and a wrenched ruined doorframe

>> No.17883872
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Fire is good

>> No.17883880

>>17883869
>Mousey mouse-girl in the stall next to her when she bursts in
>Overhears her screaming "OH IF ONLY YOUR FAST FINGERS COULD BE VIOLATING ME RIGHT NOW A-AAH!" and the sounds of a very humongous woman masturbating so hard she's cracking the walls
>Mouse girl is blushing furiously back at her little quiet desk buried in her work
Officecat is improving productivity! Onward to progress!
>>17883866
What an adorable woman. How did her body get so obscenely godlike though? Former bodybuilder who retired for the office job life? Freak genetics? Old Country?

>> No.17883882

>>17883869
She probably has to bite a finger to keep some semblance of quiet when she does that.

She also probably dreams having anon brush her on the couch

>> No.17883885
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A hard earned battle gets good rewards

>> No.17883890

>>17883872
Yep, especially when it's coming out of a dragon's mouth or a salamander's tail.

>> No.17883893

>>17883885
>Wagging her tail
What a wanton slut.

>> No.17883894

>>17883890
>sudden desire to lick a Salamander's tail

>> No.17883896

>>17883880
Former body builder who retired but is maintaining the muscle.

She thought about going into wrestling instead but after seeing a gator idol of hers blow a knee she decided to just join the workforce.

The Chest is from holst milk and to increase her appeal on stage

>> No.17883899

>>17883882
Since she's so huge her arms probably can't reach all the areas she'd like to brush herself, so I can imagine that being a very real and very amazing experience for her.
The feel of his fast nimble fingers brushing against her lower back or middle of her upper back would turn her into a mewling puddle if her mouth wasn't already full of his dick as she slowly slurped him up-
>Snaps out of her dream at her desk
>Looks around as if people could see what she was dreaming, then hurriedly returns to work

>> No.17883903

>>17883896
>but after seeing a gator idol of hers blow a knee
CONTINUITY!

>> No.17883905

>>17883880
Good thing she's not a Hinezumi or she'd set off the sprinklets.

>> No.17883907

>>17883894
Stronking and licking lizard tails is a natural thing, anon. You shouldn't worry about it.

Kissing a dragon after she used her fire breath is a fetish of mine, I also wouldn't mind if she released a bit of lewd fire inside of me after I built up enough resistance.

>> No.17883915

>>17883872
I prefer Gnomes.

>> No.17883917

>>17883899
>>17883896
>Her dreams get increasingly lewd the more she interacts with anon
>Dreams of her slowly pouring milk down her front and having him lick it all up off of her abs
>Dreams of wrestling him to the ground and burying his face in her armpits or between her breasts as she strokes him off with her other hand
>Dreams of him turning the tables and throatfucking her while pinning her hands above her head
>Dreams of his cock railing her pussy against the wall as his fingers hook into her mouth from behind
>Dreams of them holding each other close with matching rings on their fingers and him gently stroking her baby bump with those hands of his as he says "I lo-
>Wakes up alone in her bed at home, sad but twice as determined

>> No.17883919

>>17883899
Yep, thanks to her massive muscles and huge tier titties, range is a wee bit of an issue.

Pampering would be nice, as would be licking anons hard thing slowly with her tongue

>>17883903
Deepest lore

>> No.17883934

>>17883917
Don't forget pulling him into her chest while he pounds her full to the brim or using him like a daiki

>> No.17883947

>>17883919
She's gotta just ask him out one day! Make the move Officecat!

>> No.17883953

>>17883934
>>17883947
>>17883917
>>17883899
>>17883869
FUCK i love jinkos.

>> No.17883954

>>17883934
He'd be completely enveloped from all sides by gorgeous busty musclecat. What's his problem, why wouldn't he want to be with such a perfect monstergirl?

>> No.17883958

>>17883758
>>17883837
What the fuck.

>> No.17883959

>>17883953
I usually don't care for them one way or the other but for some reason the combinations on this one are to die for.

>> No.17883975

>>17883947
>Anon is working at his desk when a shadow looms over him.
>Slowly turns in his chair to see office jinko in his cubicle, the top of her head and ears clearing the thing easily and her face locked in a determined little pout.
>Afew seconds pass before he asks "Need help with something?" At which point she stares a bit more before slumping a bit and saying 'No'
>Anon merely writes it off as another oddity as the sound of office jinko knocking over a filing cabinet sounds in the distance

>> No.17883981

>>17883954
Because you need to be a masochist or dead inside to work help desk for long periods.

That or he simply isn't looking for anyone at the moment

>> No.17883985

>>17883734
If it took 2 Jinkos to beat a Minotaur, doesnt that imply the Minotaur is the strong one?

>> No.17883997

>>17883981
Well I hope she can be the light breaking through for him then. She'd provide him with such constant love and comfort and wouldn't let him leave her arms until he felt warm love flowing through him from her.
>>17883975
>Day 23: I actually made it into his cubicle today! One step closer!
>Pokes her motivational cat poster on the wall and gives a happy sigh of determination
I believe in her!

>> No.17884002

>>17883985
No.
It only takes one to beat up a mino. Mino must have insulted both someho.

>> No.17884009

>>17883985
>>17883975
>>17883997
>Muscle Jinkocat feels like she's making great progress on Anon
>That's when SHE came in
>The new Texan Minotaur HR manager who was loud, brash and flirty with everyone
>Including Anon (even though he's more annoyed by it than anything)
>CommunistRage.jpg

>> No.17884010

>>17883975
>Mating season comes along
>JinkoFantasies™ kick into overdrive
>It's casual friday
>Jinko is wearing jeans and a turtleneck to conceal heat flash sweat
>Anon walks into her cubicle
>he's wearing a loose t-shirt shorts that cut off three-quarters of the way up the thigh
>full-on shota aesthetic
>she's too busy undressing him with her eyes to realize she's holding her breath
>she passes out from lack of oxygen
>wakes up in the hospital next to a concerned anon, who's checking the temperature of her forehead with the back of his hand
>she puts a paw on his thigh
>"Please, tell me I'm still asleep."

>> No.17884016

>>17883997
Don't worry, one day soon she'll kabedon anon in the hall, take a deep breath, and kiss him on the forehead before running back to her cubical.

The kids was on the forehead because she closed her eyes and the height difference ensued along with anons face largely being smothered by her chest

>> No.17884020

>>17884016
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww.
Stop making this cat so perfect.

>> No.17884026

>>17884010
>she puts a paw on his thigh
Does she start feeling for her prize beneath his shorts since she thinks its still a dream?

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>>17883953
They're the best.

>> No.17884028

>>17884009
Office Jinko needs to take drastic action Stat.

Dressing up in a revealing top next casual Friday is the next part of her plan

>> No.17884031

>>17884010
>>17884016
New top ten monstergirl fantasy easily
I bet she does extra sets at home thinking of him

>> No.17884050

>>17884016
>And on that day anon felt something
>Not the feeling of humongous fragrant breasts crushing his face
>Not the feeling of a powerful obscenely large arm next to his head against the wall
>Not even the feeling of surprisingly gentle and soft lips smooching his forehead
>That day, anon felt a little bit of love

>> No.17884061

>>17884050
>Anon is pulled up from the depths of IT identity death back to real life
>Finally notices 1. How insanely fucking hot that Jinko coworker is and 2. How incredibly cute and nice she is
Then >>17884028 this happens and he nearly has a heartattack as she walks in spilling out of her everything

>> No.17884066

>>17884031
Yep, she pushes herself extra hard, putting on even a wee bit more muscle...which results in awkward tears the next day.

>>17884050
Truly, love is a powerful thing.
He may even wish her a nice day

>> No.17884073

>>17884026
She could probably tell by the look on Anon's face that it wasn't a dream, but she'll probably lick the paw that touched his thigh while fantasizing about exploring every inch of his body with her tongue

She'll probably apologize for behaving strangely the next day, while retaining the mental image of Anon in his casual outfit to keep her motivated through the workday.

>> No.17884086

>>17883806
Oh no! It's the Sea Witch!

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>>17884066
>Anon wishes her a nice day with a little smile as she's packing up to go home
>Her face when

>> No.17884103

>>17884100
Yep.
One step closer to that womb and home full of cubs she wants

>> No.17884132

>>17884103
I wonder what kind of wife such a huge cuddly cat would be.

>> No.17884137

>>17884073
>Licking the paw that touched his thigh that night in her heat-induced stupor
It should be illegal for someone to be that wet. She'd downright dehydrate.

>> No.17884138

>>17884132
not a good one

>> No.17884140

>>17884103
At LEAST 12 daughters. AT LEAST.

>> No.17884145
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What are things a drunk Ryu would do?

>> No.17884146

>>17884132
A good one.
She likes kids, has a stable job, knows how to cook for proper nutrition and has a healthy nest egg from her lifting days

>> No.17884151

>>17884145
Molest Kraken-chan as a friend.

>> No.17884153

>>17884145
Somewhat, unpredictable weather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaSxDqPZus

>> No.17884156

>>17884140
Shoot for multiples, she can carry them with ease, although what pregnancy does to her bust may make things difficult

>> No.17884164

>>17884156
She'd proudly boast with hands on her hips and standing with ease even with her triplet-laden womb and engorged Hathor-blessed tits, her anvil-solid back muscles calmly flexed and easily holding her gravid weight up.
She could handle another three even still!

>> No.17884176

>>17884145
Thunderstorms while it's sunny. When hangover hits everyone in the are will be facing a harsh and dry climate.

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>>17884151
>Molesting Kraken Chan
>MOLESTING A LOLI
What is wrong with you?

>>17884176
>Thunderstorms while it's sunny
That reminds me, do Kitune pay a Ryu to make it rain while it's sunny and cloudless for their weddings?

>> No.17884185

Could a monstergirl convince you to try out ageplay, where she's the corrupted, lustful oneechan, and you're the pure, clueless younger brother?

>> No.17884190

>>17884185
I'd beat her to the punch.

>> No.17884196

>>17884164
She says that but then her tits start blocked even more of her view

>> No.17884198

>>17884185
I'd rather do it the other way around.

>> No.17884202
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17884202

How well do you think the crew of Space Station 13 would do in MGE?

>> No.17884213

>>17884185
I bet there's a Flayer who specializes in temporary flaying like that. She'd probably make both you and your waifu fall asleep when it's wearing off so it won't be much of a shock.

>> No.17884215

>>17884184
Yeah, the local ryus gets ger cash from girls that want to change the weather for their special moments. It's either by popular vote or it becomes a biding war to see bthe weather.

>> No.17884222

>>17884185
Depends on what my reward is going to be, but sure, I'd do it.

>> No.17884234

>>17884215
>Ryu and an Ice Queen working together to bring the most beautiful white Christmas in Zipangu

>> No.17884238

>>17884185
Yeah, wouldn't take much either.

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>>17884234
I'd work hard to give THEM a white christmas.

>> No.17884245

>>17884202
About as well as trying to manscape with a weed whacker

>> No.17884246

>>17884202
Somehow manage to all die.

>> No.17884250

>>17884242
Shuten is for lewding.

>> No.17884255

>>17884234
Seeing all anons in red and their orn wives walking around and giving people presents would be nice.

>> No.17884259

>>17884202
I find it funny that the bigges manace in both sea and space are still humans. Especially if they are a bunch of dudes fucking around.

>> No.17884266

>>17883699
I've noticed this too. I loved that story back then, so seeing recent forced meme Lilims like Kawaiipenis, Crusher and Lani being mentioned but Palamina being forgotten is shit. She's actually got a good story and an interesting setting, so it makes no sense that she's left out.

>> No.17884271

>>17883958
What? I'm fully capable of lusting after any monster girl I choose to, not that I'd tell the thread what my actual top three are.

>> No.17884279

>>17884234
>"So, you want to blanket the land in snow overnight, so that the lovers of the world will be snowed in together for the entirety of the week of Christmas?"
>"Yes."
>"Who are *we* going to board up with?"
>"Well, we're both single, so we don't really need to do that, do we?"
>"But... I want to enjoy the comfy winter weather, too..."
>The Ice Queen pats the sobbing Ryu on the back
Being powerful mamono is suffering

>> No.17884281

>>17884184
What is that cat doing? Cats can't read books.

>> No.17884282

>>17884279
There's always a Jimmy or Timmy for them to get snowed in with.

>> No.17884285

>>17884281
They can. They can even drink.

>> No.17884287

>>17884282
Who?

>> No.17884300

>>17884287
A young boy and a boy who went through shit in juvie and looks like a HnK character after only 2 weeks in there.

>> No.17884305

>>17883699
>Lilim with a Ryu who save rainforests
She doesn't save, she creates. Depending on how hard she corrupts it becomes a dark green demon realm too.

>> No.17884320

>>17883699
It's also missing the lilims from a couple of edgelord stories about paladins and the one from paladin reintegration program too.

>> No.17884346

>>17884320
There are five or so missing lims. Gotta catch them all.

>> No.17884367

>>17884346
I want the genki, oppai loli lilim.

>> No.17884377

>>17884367
Lims of all kinds.

>> No.17884382

>>17884377
Gonna sit her in my lap while we play vidya.

>> No.17884389

>>17884382
You get an arch succubus instead.

>> No.17884392

>>17884389
That's fine.
She's a cutie regardless.

>> No.17884402

>checking old pastebins for new stories I missed and nostalgia
>find out that the Ryu orgasm denial fag posted something recently, two whole years after he vanished.
It's just some greentext thing but holy shit, I guess some writefags never actually die at all.

>> No.17884403

>>17884402
Some are still alive.
I'm more of a drawfag than a writefag though currently.

>> No.17884409

>>17884402
doilooklikeawritefag is still alive too, only he posts for /k/ now.
Silent is supposedly still around posting on another board, but fuck that guy because he still refuses to say why he deleted his pastebin and started treating his /mgt/ readers like shit

>> No.17884412

>>17884409
To be fair this thread has become highly toxic over the years.

>> No.17884414

>>17884403
Who are you?

>> No.17884419

>>17884412
But no one was shitty to him, even the anons who didn't care for his writing seemed to think highly of him. He just went apeshit and started fucking with us for no reason.

>> No.17884420

>>17884409
I'm just glad someone was autistic enough to archive all his stuff.
>>17884412
The thread was always nothing but nice to him though which makes it odd, then again he always bailed on every other monster girl community he was part of without a word so it's nothing new.

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>>17884414
You have 1 guess.

>> No.17884432

>>17884412
>toxic
Reddit

>> No.17884434

>>17884421
Alp?
If that's you then finish your fucking halloween story already holy shit.

>> No.17884435

>>17884419
>>17884420
>Nobody was bad to him and everyone was nice
I absolutely, positively, VEHEMENTLY refuse to believe nobody here was an ass to him.

>> No.17884436

>>17884421
mickey mouse?

>> No.17884439

>>17884434
>>17884436
We're done here.

>> No.17884442

>>17884435
The archives are there if you need them.
I'm not saying he didn't get one troll post or two, all writefags get those, but if he went insane over that then he's clearly unstable.

>> No.17884451

>>17884439
>posts some shit drawings
>is surprised we don't instantly know who he is
Dude...

>> No.17884452

>>17884412
The thread is only toxic to people who legitimately earn it. See: Bollocks, BobAnon, NegaWalker, Alp before his reform, MachineAnon, Sukiru Ikeda, and the Anti-Christ himself: Grigori.

>> No.17884455

>>17884442
Silent did seem flakey, but I feel that there's something missing here.
Like either he was an ass, or everyone here refuses to admit they were asses, or something.

>> No.17884465

What monster girls would have a fetish for men with monotone voices?

>> No.17884469

>>17884455
> everyone here refuses to admit they were asses
Look him up in the archives.
No one was being an ass to him. NO. ONE.
The thread was being supportive because they saw he was good at what he did. We did nothing to earn this kind of treatment, why the actual fuck are you pretending that we did?

>> No.17884473

>>17884452
What did machineanon do to deserve it again? I know Bobanon went over to /monster/.

>> No.17884474

>>17884469
Yeah, looking through them, they were being nice to him.
And I'm not pretending anything, I'm trying to understand this situation from multiple angles.

>> No.17884478

>>17884473
Nah, that was bromont

>> No.17884480

>>17884439
Are you really surprised we didn't get it? You posted some basic doodles, you could be any writefag who thinks he can draw.

>> No.17884482

>>17884452
Where does KDF factor in there?

>> No.17884483

>>17884473
Bob pretty much got the same reaction from /monster/ as he did from here. /chaos/ would be more his style if it wasn't dead.

>> No.17884485

>>17884473
Machineanon wrote some average to decent stories then got an ego the size of Texas and wrote a guide on writefagging that featured pure hatred towards the thread and accused any of his critics of being jealous with example posts followed by mini essay responses full of bile.

>> No.17884492

>>17884473
I'm pretty sure bob and his shitters made TFT when /monster/ wasn't even a thing yet, they wanted their own club with blackjack and futa dicks and they got it.

>> No.17884505

>1430 posts
I think it's a record.

>> No.17884507

>>17884482
KDF for the most part is like a benign form of cancer. He's eccentric, yes, and his fetishes are a bit... queer. But overall he's not necessarily a bad person. The fucker needs to go back to writing though because it's blueballing me more than waiting for TFS to finish the Cell Saga.

>> No.17884508

>>17884505
A few threads in recent weeks got 1.6 to 1.7k, it varies wildly.

>> No.17884511

>>17884505
Record low maybe.
Highest we got was over 4k.

>> No.17884515

>>17884505
ANon please, we get pretty close to 2k.

>> No.17884519

>>17884505
Newfag detected.
We used to get around 2000-3000.

>> No.17884521

>>17884507
I need more hellhound adopterus, I'm into denial but not like this.

>> No.17884522

>>17884507
Hold the fuck on.
I knew you still cared about the threads.

>> No.17884523

>>17884507
Good luck.
That shit'll be taking forever to happen.

Least FF7 Machinabridged is keeping me entertained while I wait and the Christmas movie is on the way.

>> No.17884526

>>17884522
It's extremelly easy to see when he posts, anon. Just look for retarded comparisons and references as well as lolis.

>> No.17884527

>>17884522
What the fuck are you on about

>> No.17884534

>>17884527
A certain writefag who goes on about hating the threads and still hasn't written Diablo-tan.

>> No.17884539

>>17884452
>Bob
Futa and lesbians
>Nega
Big ego, stole thread ideas and wrote a single chapter to claim them as his own
>Alp before he got better
Laughably terrible stories/dialogue "YEEHAW, TURGID TALLYWACKER" could not take criticism
>Machine
His ego is so big it unofficially counts as Earths second moon. Thought it was acceptable to write a guide that dwarfed his stories where everyone was told they were shit unless they followed his demands to the letter
>Sukiru
Utterly horrid writing, self inserted into said horrid writing
>Grigori
Hey kids, wanna massacre monstergirls on live execution TV shows 99% of the public approve of?
>Bollocks
No really, what did he do wrong again? He loves edgelord stuff far too much but he never writes about it. I'm legitimately confused.

>> No.17884544

>>17884539
>Bollocks
He's just a whiny little bitch.

>> No.17884548

>>17884534
Why would I write about Diablo-tan when Diablo is very much a male character?

>> No.17884549

I want a chubby Ren XIonmao to snuggle.

>> No.17884553

>>17884539
>Edgelord stuff
Morbidly curious, probably gonna regret asking for specifics

>> No.17884557

>>17884548
After Diablo 3? And considering he canonically HAS no gender and is an it?

>> No.17884560

>>17884548
What's the name of that position where you hold the girl in the air and fuck her from behind? There was an anon that posted a couple of picture about these earlier.

>> No.17884563

>>17884553
wrote torture porn then sent to KC on twitter

>> No.17884564
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>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.17884567

>>17884563
Fake news. I don't even use Twitter.

>> No.17884569

>>17884563
That wasn't bollocks.

>> No.17884570

>>17884563
That was grigori, not bollocks

>> No.17884573

>>17884564
She must have a lot of pent up anger and lust in her body. Would let her leash out.
Or maybe she just wants to cuddle and sleep knowing that the next time she wakes up someone will be there waiting for her.

>> No.17884574

>>17884564
If I spank her will she start being a good girl?

>> No.17884575

>>17884564
>Honey it's like 3am can't you destroy the world at 11?

>> No.17884579

>>17884570
>>17884569
thought he was askin about grigori my b

>> No.17884583

>>17884574
You have to try to know.

>> No.17884585

>>17884560
Closest thing I can imagine it being called is reverse standing congress.

>>17884557
Yeah and an Electra Complex tier fusion to his blood-related daughter doesn't change the fact that Diablo is almost always referred to in a male pronoun. So again, the question still stands outside of meme territory.

>> No.17884587

>>17884564
This ancient evil has a nice color scheme, I can tell lots of time and thought has gone into her outfit.

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Fellow writefags, I need assistance.
If you would be so kind as to offer advice I would be indebted.

This passage sounds so gawdy and I don't know how to fix it. Any ideas?

Despite her charming looks, she had yet to find even a boyfriend. She wondered if perhaps she weren’t always busy tearing her hair out over Wallace, she might’ve had a chance to find one.

>> No.17884591

Where the fuck did Alp even go to anyway? And where can I see his art seeing as how I'm confused for him yet again?

>> No.17884598

>>17884591
I just want my pregnant dragon story and black dragons doing black dragons things. Why did he died for some time?

>> No.17884610

>>17884591
What are you talking about and who are you anyway?

>> No.17884616

>>17884588
Maybe change the first part to "she thought of herself as beautiful, but found herself unlucky in love

>> No.17884623

>>17884564
Someone go get the Power Paladin Rangers!

>> No.17884627

I want to trade with a manticore so that I give her Minomilk to get manticore venom.

>> No.17884634

>>17884627
>'Haahn? You want Manticore venom? Well why didn't you just say so?'
>She pokes you with one of her tail barbs.
>'I give it out for free.'

>> No.17884640

>>17884634
But that's not proper storage!
Silly manticore, how will you trade if you don't understand the basic concepts of transportation and preservation of goods?

>> No.17884644
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>>17877074
Im sorry, I couldn't help myself.

>> No.17884647

>>17884640
But Manticore venom can preserve an erection for several days!

>> No.17884659

>>17884647
But it can't be transferred once the spine is in a guy.

Silly manticore, do you even know how your own body works?

>> No.17884667

>>17884644
Germans can never be heroes.

>> No.17884668

>>17884402
>two years
Actually, it's been over three years.
That must be a record for witefags.

>> No.17884678

>>17884644
I miss you, Hitler.

>> No.17884681
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>>17884647
Seek medical attention for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.

>> No.17884686

>>17884588
"Despite her charming looks, she had no luck in love. Maybe if she wasn't always fawning over Wallace she'd have a better shot."

At least IMO.

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>>17884644
Del

>> No.17884694

>>17884690
>That'll cost $100 good sir

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>>17884690
Time for a shoah.

>> No.17884697

>>17884696
Do not bully the Tanukis.

>> No.17884698

>>17884690
>Touching costs extra!

>> No.17884700

>>17884696
I'd rather make a tanuki into my big, soft, pleasure toy and breeding sow.

>> No.17884702
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Crossbreeding when?

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>>17884690

>> No.17884709

>>17884534
>still using it in the present tense
>not (former) since he spends all of his time bitching in the circlejerk
oh I'm a laffin'

>> No.17884713
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>>17884697
Make me.

>> No.17884716

>>17884616
>>17884686
thank you, anons. I will pound out the rest of the days pages. I expect to have it posted by the end of the month. again, thank you.

>> No.17884720

>>17884713
DO NOT

>> No.17884721

>>17884573
well I'm not even evil, but I can relate to that.

>> No.17884723

>>17884713
>bullied the smol tanuki so hard she cried
NO BULLY!

>> No.17884727
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17884727

What kind of bedroom would an anubis have? Would she have something nice and refined as expected of a royal advisor or would she have a pink bed with a teddy bear on it?

>> No.17884729
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>>17884720
>>17884723
Viva la Resistance!

>> No.17884734

>>17884727
Nothing but luxury for the pampered Desert Dog! Even the worksite tent she sleeps in has elaborate decorations and furniture, all with Anubis-themed motifs.

>> No.17884741

>>17884729
This is wrong.

>> No.17884760

>>17884727
Could go either way. But the latter will only show it to her husbando.

Wonder what she'll do if you sell her secret to a Rata.

>> No.17884763
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17884763

>>17884678

>> No.17884764

>>17884716
No problem. I may not write anymore because of being a bitch but I'm always happy to help. That and I'm a firm believer nobody wants to read my shit anyway so I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.17884765

>>17884727
A 4.5 tatami apartment as is befitting of an OL.

>> No.17884766

>>17884763
Who's that guy with the moustache?

>> No.17884769

>>17884766
Charlie Chaplin

>> No.17884771

>>17884765
They have space in Desert Kingdoms, land is cheap as free.

>> No.17884777

>>17884766
Johnny.

>> No.17884781
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>>17884760
Rumors that the Royal Anubis has an intimate relationship with the young scribe boy she has as an assistant?

Sounds like the scoop of the 1st century.

>> No.17884783

>>17882135
I bet you're fine with harems too

>> No.17884787

>>17884734
Lots of golden ornaments and a couple of statues fashioned in the likeness of pre-demon lord anubis? I could see that, it would be the most luxurious tent ever seen.
>>17884760
>rata tells a slave that has a crush on the anubis her secret
>he uses it to tease her and keep her on edge
>anubutt goes full tsuntsun over it and it leads to anger fuelled sex to keep him quiet
Fun way for her to find a husbando, Ratas do good work even if they are sneaky.
>>17884765
>OL anubis with a small apartment, an old tv and living off noodles with a bad habit of staying up late drinking beer
Would marry.

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>>17884781
Comfy news squirrels.

>> No.17884803

>>17884781
Such slander will not be tolerated while we're on watch! You'd best run and rescue your helpless limp lord before he flounders in his own vomit, or wakes up naked in a hen coupe. Scurry off, or you'll acquire some unnecessary ventilation!

>> No.17884809

>>17884803
That's the part where she puts on a smug face, and reveals pictures she took of the scribe giving her passionate paw massages, along with pleasuring her with his mouth under her work desk!

>> No.17884811

>>17884803
You're completely wrong Anon.

Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.

>> No.17884816

>>17884811
>answering a Thief quote with a Spiderman one
I love internet.

>> No.17884824

>>17884803
That sounds like the words of an Anubis who's late to her scheduled "scribe ride".

>> No.17884827

What's the best sexual thing you can do with a large oppai kitsune?

Nursing? Bodywashing? Milking?

>> No.17884828

>>17884809
>Pharaoh sees these pictures
>"Oh thank Ra, she had the wrong kind of rod up her ass for so long."

>> No.17884831

>>17884827
Slap her tits in public.

>> No.17884837

>>17884827
Filling till she looks pregnant.

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>>17884809
BREAKING! DEPRAVITY of local councilwoman unveiled in latest round of leaks, HIGHLY-PLACED SOURCE discloses.

>> No.17884842

>>17884840
O-Oh my goodness. What a scandal!

>> No.17884843

>>17884816
Fuck off, Reddit.

>> No.17884845

>>17884564
>After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Anon's heart!

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>>17884845

>> No.17884852

>>17884828
>"My my, I didn't think you were this kinky~"
>"Making that poor slave boy lick all that cream off your breasts? Leglocking his head as he eats you out? Putting him on a diet of sticky mushroom soup and then riding him senseless with your ass?"
>"How many times did he cum in you like that anyway? Surely you're going to have trouble sitting for a while?"
>Meanwhile the Anubis is a blushing mess who can only make embarrassed squeals.

>> No.17884855

>>17884852
>All the while the Pharaoh is petting the head of her own increasingly nervous looking slave

>> No.17884867

Hex Maniac Tanuki.

>> No.17884882

girls with most villainous laughs?

>> No.17884888

>>17884867

hex maniac Kejourou

>> No.17884894

>>17884888
Yes. Yes! YES. YES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq_Fm7qfRQk

>> No.17884895
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>>17884847
What a lazy design.
>>17884867
So a fluffy, thick mojyo rich girl?

>> No.17884897
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17884897

Im gonna pop that bubble

>> No.17884899

>>17884882
Dragons with their haughty and degrading tone.

>> No.17884902

>>17884855
How would you feel if your Pharaoh mistress commanded you to pound her ass until your balls were dry?
How would you react to her holding you close after you finish and stroking your hair while calling you her "lily white treasure"?

>> No.17884907

>>17884902
I'd be afraid of waking up because it sounds like a perfect dream.

>> No.17884912

>>17884867
>Big breasted, slightly yan tanuki with pale skin

I want her.
I want to pamper her with snacks and more.

>> No.17884926

>>17884409
He does post? Why the nuking then? Bah, I try to forget about him but I'm still sore.

>> No.17884928

>>17884902
I'd pound her ass until my balls were dry and then I'd pound her some more of my own accord.
Our daughteru's name would be Lily.

>> No.17884932
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>Anon goes to MGC bar alone

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS COME WITH YOUR BROS TO THE MGC BAR FRIDAY LAST THURSDAY ANON

>> No.17884938
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BIG

>> No.17884939

>Ancient evil kidnaps her hero rival and brings him to her realm.
>Its just a super girly room.
>Pink walls.
>Stuffed animals.
>Frilly bedspread and covers.
>Scentsy candle with a sweet smell.
I wonder how confused the hero will be. Such a intimidating woman with such a comfy realm.

>> No.17884940

>>17884938
Would suck on.

>> No.17884945

>>17884938
>That
>Big

You should see some of those centaur knights after they go on a crusade in the land of the Hathorites or after they get impregnated.

>> No.17884948

>>17884938
I've said this a million times but knightly girls with huge breasts are love.

>> No.17884949

>>17884938
They're attached to one of EMGs whores.

>> No.17884954

>>17884932
>Going to an MGC bar alone
It's like you're asking to get raped in the bathroom.

>> No.17884956

>>17884932
>anon
>going outside, to a place of social gathering of all places
There must be some kind of mistake.

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>>17884949
Except Miia's the one whose species is canonically a bunch of whores. Cerea is just the byproduct of mental gymnastics cuckoldry.

>> No.17884966

>>17884961
>Except Miia's the one whose species is canonically a bunch of whores
Citation needed

>> No.17884967

>>17884932
>going to a disgusting place with people who want to socialize
If i want to get drunk i will do so alone, in my house so no one sees me break down mentally.

>> No.17884968

>>17884948
Is that especially if they're paizuri fiends?

>> No.17884970

>>17884932

>you will never be cat called by your favorite kind of MG

>> No.17884976

>>17884961
So we're back to posting images that are unrelated to both the conversation and the thread?

>> No.17884977

>>17884932
Why would I do in a bar, I don't drink alcohol

>> No.17884978

>>17884968
Secret paizuri fiends.

>> No.17884982

>>17884977
I be*

>> No.17884987
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Is this the proper way to treat an angel?

>> No.17884989

>>17884966
Her entire life mission before meeting Darling was to find a man for her village to put into a giant snake orgy ball. Obviously, she had a change of heart when she met him, but that doesn't change the fact her mother was fully willing to and almost ended up fucking him. But on that same hand, Mero and Centorea's mothers are no better because one cuckolded her legal husband to have a daughter with a teaser male ( Thanks Crab for trying to romanticize something that actually happens in horse breeding 10/10 writing) and the other is seeing a human on the side.

Face it. Everybody is a whore, nobody is a pure maiden. Except MAYBE (You)

>> No.17884994

>>17884987
Wrapping around your dick till they only desire to do good and become a perfect wife for you.

>> No.17884995

>>17884978
>Super busty Centaur Knight who secretly is absurdly turned on by the idea of draining a man's balls dry with her absurd tits.
>Every night before she goes to sleep she fondles her sensitive breasts until she cums imagining a scenario where she lifts that cute waiter boy from the pub up and makes him thrust in between her calcium cannons all night long.

>> No.17884999

>>17884987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

>> No.17885001

>>17884987
Is that one of those digital monsters?

>> No.17885005

>>17884989
I don't see how wanting a communal husband turns them into whores.

>NTRing dumb, aggressive monsterboys that dont' care about their females is bad
You lost me.

>> No.17885006

>>17884995
Does she involuntarily start lactating when he's close?

>> No.17885015

>>17884995
Holy shit that's naughty!
Please continue

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>>17885001
It's possible.

>> No.17885022 [DELETED] 

>>17884989
>wanting a man you love to knock you up instead of what society has set up for you makes you a whore.
t.muslim.

>> No.17885024

>>17885005
>They don't care about their females
Literally just horse behavior that Crab copy-pasted onto Centaurs. The problem isn't so much the girls as it is the fact that as a writer Crabman's a fucking hack.

>I don't see how wanting a communal husband turns them into whores.
They were literally taking in random men who wandered too close to their village and forcefully using them as semen dispensers until the government shut that shit down. Miia herself as an individual isn't a whore, but her society has a long running history of rampant harlotry.

>> No.17885027

>>17884987
Those are some nice armpits

>> No.17885028

>>17885017
>they allow children control over this

>> No.17885032

>>17885017
God help the man that ends up with an Angewomon and Ladydevimon

>> No.17885036

>>17885022
Take it back to /pol/, faggot. I've stated that Miia isn't a whore but her mother and her village sure as fuck are.

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>>17884989

>> No.17885039

>>17885028
They don't have a sex drive so I don't see any problem with it.

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>>17885028
The pure and untainted mind of a child is the only master fit for such a being.

>> No.17885043

>>17885032
There's a simple solution to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sjhpPBUQps

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>>17884995
>implying she can compete with knightly non-horsepussy cowtits MGs

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>>17885038
Here's your whore.

>> No.17885053

>>17885043
>an even stronger and more lust filled fusion
>solution
Anon that's a death sentence.

>> No.17885058

>>17885038
King Moron did nothing wrong.

>> No.17885062

>>17885040
>>17885028

>mfw my brother-in-law and I pitched the idea of a show with the plot of a kids cartoon, but the main characters are 30 year old men.

>> No.17885067

>>17884989
Is this the "if she breathes she's a thot thing"?

>> No.17885086

>>17885036
Im talking about Centorea's mom you dip. Agreed Miia's mom is a bit promiscuous but thats how Lamia are presented in MGE.

>> No.17885101

>>17885006
No, but she starts breathing heavy.

>> No.17885105

>>17885101
Laaame.

>> No.17885108

>>17885067
No, goddammit. Miia ( Individual ) is perfectly fine waifu material, but Lamia ( HER SPECIES ) are a bunch of men kidnapping strumpets, which is why the entered the exchange program in Crab's setting to begin with: TO FIND MEN TO MAKE INTO COMMUNAL HUSBANDS.

Fuck's sake, Miia's mother was a stark contrast to her daughter. Rather than caring about who Darling was as a person, all she cared about was how sturdy and full of virility he was since she assumed Miia was the same person after coming to Japan. Rather than, you know, THE FALLING IN LOVE PART.

Getting kind of tired of explaining this over and over because if you want an honest to God thot in EMG look at fucking Cathyl.

>Irritatingly tsundere
>Beats up her boyfriend/object of her affections when she mistakes milking sheep for milking other monsters or women
>Gets backed up because she's literally too bull-headed to think ahead
>Has another man put his mouth and hands on her massive mammaries before trying to make it up to her own Farmboy Darling

>> No.17885110

>>17884713
>ANON! I LOST MY WALLET!

>> No.17885124

>>17885108
Then not everyone is a whore and some girls are pure maidens. Yay.
On another note for some other people, please do not abuse mamono mana and its safety.

>> No.17885126

>>17885124
No. Nobody is faithful, everybody is a heretic, and the entirety of the Order is built on a lie that men shouldn't get with monsters because human women who're fallible matter.

>> No.17885133

>>17885105
But anon, as time passes that's going to start including drooling, blushing and unwittingly groping herself.
Let it keep progressing like that and she'll end up forcing herself onto that poor waiter boy, sucking furiously as she squeezes his dick between her titties.

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>>17885126
Did someone mention heresy?

>> No.17885148

>>17885124
I think most people are put off by EMG because it dosen't have a safety net like MGE has. Monsters have the will to actually cheat or be unfaithful in EMG. One of the biggest example was the cow milking chapter. What the fuck Crab not cool.

>> No.17885152
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https://exhentai.org/g/1140417/7dcf4a7f3c/
>this lactating Momiji doujin
By the gods, imagine fluffy MGE girls just like this.

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17885155

Stop talking about shit girls and start talking about digital girls.

>> No.17885160

>>17885135
I didn't know ladies or change were so lewd.

>> No.17885185
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17885185

Is she a dark elf or a cursed weapon?

or both?

>> No.17885191

>>17885185
she's dead

>> No.17885194

>>17885160
They go through elaborate plans to get their husband to go on dates or pamper them.

They also tend to change their body types on a whim, seeing if they can surprise their anon with tremendous breasts one day only to have rippling muscles the next.

Although they never get as extreme as Slaanesh's girls can get.

>> No.17885199

>>17885155
The only ones worth talking about were already mentioned.

>> No.17885201

>>17885152
https://exhentai.org/g/898933/4b9bc1ca83/
Yes.

>> No.17885202

>>17885155
>You'll never have a threesome with Fairymon and Ranamon that keeps escalating because of how competitive they are with each other.
>You'll never fuck Rosemon up the ass.
>You'll never cum loads between Angewomon's tits.
>You'll never facefuck Venusmon as Lilithmon keeps you from pulling out and encourages you to keep cumming.
>You'll never Make Calamarimon scream your name.
>You'll never get gangbanged by BanchouLilimon and her Lilimon and Lilamon subordinates.
>You'll never have rough ball draining struggle sex with Ladydevimon
>You'll never get /ss/d by the Sistermons
Fuck.

>> No.17885207

>>17885185
Muramasa is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a dark elf.
>>17885199
I don't remember seeing any mention of Lilithmon before.

>> No.17885225

>>17885135
Khorne is better nerd bird.

>> No.17885233

>>17885148
That's what I was talking about, just because they can cheat doesn't mean they will. It's like mamono mana is the only thing that keeps a monster waifu from cheating on some anons.

>> No.17885243

>>17884976
(You)

>> No.17885245

>>17885202
>You will never have a threesome where Ladydevimon helps you "rape" Angewomon

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>>17885155
>Dianamon will never bounce her tight bunny cunny on my dick

>> No.17885253

>>17885185
She is robot controlled by gnomes or some shit

>> No.17885265

>>17885245
>"Nooo~! Stooop! Don't defile me like this you fiend!"
>"Okay, Girlscout? This is freaky even for me."

>> No.17885272
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Nerdwan got a haircut! Doesn't she look pretty?

>> No.17885280

>>17885272
I honestly thought you posted a boy for a solid five minutes.

>> No.17885286

>>17885272
>Doesn't
Indeed!

>> No.17885287

>>17885225
Khornes girls are good as they're packing muscle and love wrestle sex, getting stronger with each fight/battle sex session until they get big and muscled enough to qualify for Bloodthirster

>> No.17885289

>>17885233
I think those anone just have no self esteem at all. Monmanabanana to me just keeps me young and healthy for my waifu. I like to imagine my decent personality and modest look will keep her from cheating on me. That and just assuming that without monmana monsters are hyper sluts is just not cool

>> No.17885294

>>17885280
Well congratulations Anon you made her cry.

>> No.17885298

>>17885287
Needs a story

>> No.17885301

>>17885272
She was already pretty though.

>> No.17885302

>>17883738
The wierd part is that I always imagine just 1 Jinko as my waifu. But here there were 2 Jinkos twin sisters, which I guess is what there is in store for me when portals open. I dont know if thats a good thing, 1 Jinko waifu is enough for me, what do I do with 2 Jinko twins?

>> No.17885304

>>17885272
>Nerdwan
Just stop already.

>> No.17885309

>>17885289
Just make her happy enough and keep the sex life going that she wouldn't cheat on you at all. Especially since she's 2D.

>> No.17885321
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17885321

>>17885304
Nerd
Wan

>> No.17885322

>>17885265
Hiding arousal through disgust is far better.

>> No.17885328

>>17885302
It was her sister helping her out, doesn't mean she's going to bed you.
I too had a dream with twin monsters, but it stopped before I could see what the second girl would do to me.

>> No.17885329

>>17885298

May not be exactly what you're looking for but
https://pastebin.com/UxD5DwGw

>> No.17885333

>>17885321
>ywn shitpost with your Hatter waifu

>> No.17885339

>>17885333
What else do you expect, demi-satan?

>> No.17885355

>>17885322
So you'd rather her pretend to cry tears of defeat your "servant" Ladydevimon forces her legs open so you can "violate" her pussy?

>> No.17885361
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>>17883530
>>17883534
Well buddy and I decided that we'd be doing the project for next year's deadline, so we basically have one more year to do the same thing. Now that we don't have to kill ourselves to finish it I might be able to write a couple MGE stories I still have the drafts of.

>> No.17885363

>>17885289
>>17885309
>"She'll never cheat on me"
>quote from a man cheated on
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>> No.17885371

>>17885355
No, I'd rather have her call me a disgusting beast that only thinks about sex while I fuck her tits. It's one of the reasons I like Elves so much.

>> No.17885372

>>17885363
>>>/vg/195341480

>> No.17885373

>>17885329
Well, I appreciate the effort but it lacks the visceral detail I want. Too lazy and self-loathing to write it out even if it wouldn't have gore.

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>>17885361
You still up to doing that one story for me with Lani?

>> No.17885412

>>17885371
>The look of utter disgust on her face as you tear her helmet off to splatter her cum all over it is so realistic and her words so vicious that you actually feel bad after you finish.
>She clings to you after wiping off her face and assures you that she loves you and how much you indulge her dirty fantasies.
>Ladydevimon just impatiently lifts up her long plump leg up and tells you to hurry up with the sappy shit and fuck her unconscious already. She's been waiting for her turn for hours.

>> No.17885431

>>17885328
I doubt my waifu would need help beating that Minotaur and given how twins tend to work in MGE..... I doubt only one of then will bed me. I think the point was showing me Jinkos were superior waifus.

On the other hand, I really, really feel bad for the Minotaur. In real life I hate men that go around beating up weaker men to show off for a girl. And I also dont like bitches that provoke their boyfriends to beat up other men and reject the weaker men.

Maybe I should pick the Minotaur, but I really want a Jinko waifu. I dont know what to do. Guess I will go harem, is not really my thing, but if I did otherwise, I would be acting just like the bitches I described alone. Also if those Jinkos or one of them is my waifu, when I meet them they are in for a very serious scolding.

>> No.17885434

>>17885412
That life sounds like pure bliss and it pains me to know that I'll never get to live it.

>> No.17885439

>>17885431
I meant "the bitches I described above"

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>>17885386
It's still in the draft phase, but I never scrapped nor intended to do so if it that's what you're asking. I'm also trying to git gud at drawfaggotry so that I can get rid of the bad taste in my mouth of giving you manface Lani by drawing an actual non-shit one, assuming Mari draws her design in the foreseeable future.

I miss you guys.

>> No.17885454

>>17885363
Are you implying my imaginary 2D waifu will cheat on me because im sure she won't?

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>>17885450
Well We can still chat, dammit. I added you on the friend's list.
Sadly you can't come back because your ban is permanent and will not expire or be lifted.

Oh yeah, Redd stopped Lani once Mari shimmied up and mentioned wanting to sketch her as well. The silver lining is that he was basically done anyway.

>> No.17885471

>>17885434
>Sex with Ladydevimon always leaves you feeling sore because she loves you so much that she can't help but obliterate your pelvis every time.

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>>17884938
Christ I don't even find horse bodies attractive but those tits, faces and personalities sure make me reconsider it

>> No.17885492

>>17885471
>Ladydevimon will never accidentally crack your back because she wrapped her legs around your waist too hard.

>> No.17885498

>>17885488
>Wanting to fuck a whore.

>> No.17885504

>>17885498
No anon, you're the whore.

>> No.17885511

>>17885498
Just because your mother fucked everyone you know and every teacher you had to make sure you passed school, it doesn't mean every girl is a whore.

>> No.17885514

>>17885504
then anon was a zombie

>> No.17885520

>>17885363
My little anon can't be this insecure.

>>17885431
Just because they are twins doesn't mean they have the same personality and tastes. They might want to enjoy a man on their own or your Jinko could've used a doppel potion.

>Guess I will go harem
You are either retarded or too pure. Just let the Mino alone or hook her up with one of your friends, then you'll be making her happy. You should also tell your jinko you're disgusted and she should apologize.

>> No.17885526

>>17885498
>Hahaha all EMG girls are whores amarite guys?"
Please stop.

>> No.17885531

>>17885488
Knightly titty monsters are great. Doesn't hurt that they're blonde either.

>> No.17885534 [DELETED] 

>>17885511
Nice projection, anon.

>> No.17885540 [DELETED] 

>>17885534
S-Shut up!

>> No.17885542 [DELETED] 

>>17885534
>Y-You're projecting!

>> No.17885543

>>17885526
He isn't incorrect by any stretch.
>inb4 samefag
I'm just telling it like it is, holmes.

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>>17885110
Found it.

>> No.17885558

>>17885526
A lot of the girls in EMG are massive whores and that's a fact.

>> No.17885559
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17885559

What's the best bait for each monster?

Be creative and say something more than just semen.

>> No.17885566

>>17885559
Dick.

>> No.17885567

>>17885558
Name them

>> No.17885572

>>17885543
Cool you're both retarded then.
>>17885558
Can you name three? Ill help you with one actually, that cow girl from the farm chapter. Theres one.

>> No.17885574

>>17885520
I never thought about the doppel potion. You left me truly intriged now. How do I get her to apologize? Getting your waifu to do something must be hard when she is so much taller and ridiculously overwhelingly stronger than you. I mean, if she wanted she could just shut me up and rape me.

>> No.17885575

>>17885567
Quit biting already.

>> No.17885576

>>17885567
Cathyl
EMG Centaurs
Miias mom

>> No.17885579

>>17885155
>propeller nipples

>> No.17885583

>>17885576
>not counting swinging harpies
?

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>>17885559
Alcohol, for a good few.
>Oni
>Ogres
>Dwarves
>Fairies
>Satyros

>> No.17885590 [DELETED] 

>>17885542
Yes, you are.

>> No.17885593

>>17885559
>Anubis
Rubik's cube
>Gremlins
Bunch of scrap metals and loose screws.
>Vampires
A Twilight book next to a box of matches.
>Liches
A decorative skull resting on a book.
>Kool-Aid Man
Saying "I'm thirsty" out loud.
>Tengus
Yell "I'm single!"
>Yamabiko
Yell "I wish to find a girlfriend", and listen to the echo.

>> No.17885594 [DELETED] 

>>17885590
>Y-You so are! E-Even though I lack evidence and think s-saying so makes me win the arguement

>> No.17885595

>>17885576
How are EMG centaurs whores. They had no option but to stick to their males then later it's mentioned they're starting to abandon their males and bonding with human ones, or something like that.

>> No.17885598

>>17885583
Them too. The brown Undead are also pretty cunty.

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>>17885583
>oops i forgot i was married

if ignorance is bliss, this thread is in ecstasy

>> No.17885601

>>17885593
>Kool-Aid Man
Wait, who?

>> No.17885604

>>17884588
Despite her charming looks, she had yet to find a boyfriend. Part of her wonders that if she weren't always busy tearing her hear out over Wallace, she might've found one.

>> No.17885606

>>17885559
Princes and princesses are a great bait if you want dragons. Haughty people saying that they can slay one also makes them show up.

>> No.17885607

>>17885601
It's a joke, Anon.

>> No.17885610 [DELETED] 

>>17885594
Projection isn't good for your health, anon.

>> No.17885614 [DELETED] 

>>17885610
Neither is being a shitter.

>> No.17885618

>>17885574
If you want her to apologize then she will. It's better than having one more reason for you to dislike her. If she does act like a bitch I think you should go with the mino though.

>> No.17885624 [DELETED] 

>>17885614
Which is why you should calm down and stop being so upset.

>> No.17885629

>>17885386
I want to be that Gremlin's dull-witted assistant!

>> No.17885630

>>17885606
What about Wurms?
Do you use cookies?

>> No.17885650

>>17885630
No, you use gems and make sure to dance a lot. She'd notice the shinies and feel your steps from bellow.

If you use cookies you attract a snow elf.

>> No.17885655

Are moonlight Titania bigger than regular Titania? I only ask this because the moonlight butterfly is huge compared to the Chosen Undead and regular Titania are human sized?
>giant clumsy fluffy blind waifu.

>> No.17885660

>>17885650
I heard you can get Ice Queens if you use cookies, and Anubi if you use sugar cookies.

And be careful, Wurms and even other dragons can eat gems, so don't let them eat them or your gonna be sorry.

>> No.17885663

>>17885655
>giant clumsy fluffy blind waifu
I shouldn't be this aroused, and yet...

>> No.17885667

>>17885618
>one more reason
I dont dislike her or have no other reasons. But I think that was completely uncalled for and unacceptable. I will first have to hear both sides of the story though.

>> No.17885669

Becoming a hero of justice > fucking monster sluts.

>> No.17885677

>>17885669
so rape the evil mgs into submission?

>> No.17885678
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>>17885669
There is literally no reason you can't do both.

>> No.17885679

>>17885669
Doing things you think will make other people happy < Doing things that will make you happy

And if doing things for other people is what makes you the happiest, you're a broken man.

>> No.17885682

>>17885677
I want to defeat unmarried, evil MGs and turn them into big, soft sweeties that are caring for my kids!

>> No.17885686

>>17885660
I wouldn't mind spending a few gems if it meant getting happiness for my entire life.

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>>17885669
You become an expert at making everyone you love disappear.

>> No.17885695

>>17885669
Becoming an adventurer and doing what you think is right > fighting with just one side

>> No.17885698

>>17885690
Is that Archer and Illya's mother?

>> No.17885699

>>17885677
No, a hero of justice is not a pervert.

>>17885678
Incubi and their wives are not heroes.

>> No.17885700

>>17885686
>A few
Anon
You think you'll only attract one or two Wurms? Think again.
You'll have Wurms everywhere. Young, old, CC, all kinds. You'll be swamped so bad you might night see the sun for months.

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>>17885593
>Kool-Aid Man
>An unstoppable muscle mamono that breaks through walls and forces you to drink her juices
>Moans "Oh, yeah~!" as she rides your face, drowning you in her sweet, sticky nectar

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>>17885698

>> No.17885710

>>17885698
http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/EMIYA_(Assassin)
http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Irisviel_(Dress_of_Heaven)

>> No.17885718

>>17882433
The best.
Especially on Wonderland girls.

>> No.17885720

>>17885704
So... A red oni?

>> No.17885721

>>17885710
Can I put my dick in Irisviel's bum?

>> No.17885722

>>17885700
What the fuck. Yes, I'd be be only expecting one but if that many popped up I would have to throw a pocket shota at them before running away and boy I'd have to run FAST, faster than a cockatrice that drank a 20 bottles of moonshine, so fast that I went back in time and stopped myself from doing it.

>> No.17885730

>>17885722
>Thinking you can run
Boi, there IS no running, or hiding.

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>>17885559
Put a parka on a daki and bury it in the snow

>> No.17885752

>>17885730
You see anon, I'm not running away, I'm running towards the future to the past where I can change things. Might as well retcon me slapping wurm ass too while I'm at it.

>> No.17885755

>>17885720
I mean, yeah, technically. With how much an oni drinks, their sweat/love nectar probably tastes like high-quality sake.

>> No.17885768

>>17885272
is she going for a reverse trap look?

>> No.17885772

>>17885752
It's too late. Everything is set in stone and fated to be.
You're going to have to deal with the Wurm mating ball, and the fact that over 10% of the next generation of Wurms will be your daughters.

>> No.17885791

>>17885772
>Everything is set in stone and fated to be
Fuck this. Wurms can easily break stone so if I kept running they'd set me free and if fate is involved then all I have to do is use quantum wurm. It's a high risk high reward thing that would be my last resort.

>> No.17885797

>>17885492
One of the few times you'll see that sexpot lose her composure is when she accidentally hurts you. Get ready for tender healing.

>> No.17885800

I wonder its like to be an Alice....

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>>17885791
>He doesn't want to fuck the Wurms and be a papa to a hoard of Wurmlings

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>>17885755
I'll be sure to get my fill.

>> No.17885823

>>17885797
Tender healing is always appreciated, especially if it involved getting a handjob from the both of them at the same time.

>> No.17885825

>>17885800
Well considering you'll always be a virgin you've at least got that part down.

>> No.17885845

>>17885815
If it was just one I'd be fine with it, but if I got caught I'd have no choice but to make every single one of those wurms happy.

>> No.17885880

>>17885772
>over 10% of the next generation of Wurms
How many wurms that even is, 20 or something?

>> No.17885891

>>17885880
Let's see.
200+ Wurms at least
1-3 kids each
Dragons on average take a while between each generation
Not a terrible lot of Wurms to begin with...
It's likely unless you've got a low sperm count

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>> No.17885905

>>17885899
>This is what happens when you ask your shoggoth maid to kiss you

>> No.17885911

>>17885891
>200+
Yeah, I much rather live a comfy life with my dragon and two daughterus. I probably wouldn't even remeeber their name, though being called the wurm king would be nice.

>> No.17885913

>>17885899

it's less intimidating with the little hearts there

>> No.17885930

>>17885911
>The Wurm King
>Father/ancestor to all Wurms currently alive
>A fearless leader
>A tactical genius
>A natural conquer
>All fear him and his power
>Wurms call him "Dad"
>He's always a loving father/grandad/etc to all of them and would do anything for them and their husbands

>> No.17885932

Well its pretty much winter weather now, time to keep the Ryu imside. They don't make winter clothing for a Ryu's body so wouldn't want her getting hypothermia.

>> No.17885951

>>17885823
No handjobs while you're recovering from spinal trauma. Instead you get twice the cuddles.

>> No.17885959

>>17885930
>No one knows that all he did to win that title was touching a wurm thinking it was a lamia and running away
>That and enduring 15 years in the wurm pit

>> No.17885972

>>17885951
Healing from a spinal injury would take some time.

>> No.17885975

>>17885959
>15 years in the Wurm pit
>snuggling, cuddling, impregnating, and spooning with countless Wurms
>And 1 Ryu who got dragged into the mix by mistake

>> No.17885984

What’s that one song that reminds you of her?

>> No.17885987

>>17885975
It was probably the Ryu who got touched inappropriatly when the Wurm King thought that her reversed scale was a hitmark.

>> No.17885995

>>17885987
And now he has a Ryuling with his Wurmlings, who thinks she's a Wurm too.

>> No.17886005

>>17885995
She's special in her own way. Imagine everyone's faces when she learns how to fly and her mother starts to sweat nervosly thinking her disguise will come off.

>> No.17886007

>>17885984
Lament of the highborn.

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>>17886005
>Ryu learns to fly
>Mother starts to sweat intensifies-ingly
>The Wurms start congratulating her in amazement and awe over her daughter flying
>She deflates later when alone over the whole ordeal

>> No.17886050

>>17885984
Overlord by black label society

>> No.17886055

>>17886023
Oh I know how she'll deflate all right. One more ryu daughteru coming right up.
Though this might end up with some wurms wanting to learn magic. There would be normal wurms, fast and sneaky ones that learned from the king and magical ones that learned from the Ryu.

>> No.17886068

>>17886055
>Regular Wurms
>They're Vanilla and love their Vanilla Icecream
>Sneaky Wurms
>Learned how to be sneaky from Grandpa Wurmking. They cover themselves in purple to be sneaky
>Fast Wurms
>They drink a bunch of soda for speed bursts
>Magic Wurms
>They learned Magic from the Ryu sisters
>One Ryu knows she's a Ryu and tries to get her sisters to learn that they aren't Wurms, but fails every time

>> No.17886084

>>17886007
Sylvanasfags please go.

This is Draenei

>> No.17886090

>>17886084
This is Draenei territory *

>> No.17886096

>>17886068
>>Fast Wurms
>>They drink a bunch of soda for speed bursts
I bet there is going to be that one wurm that breaks the forbidden seal in search of more power and maybe a husband and ends up drinking 5 bottles of moonshine.

Also, would tell the magic wurms to stop casting meteor at the regular ones.

>> No.17886107

>>17886084
>Sylvanas fucking human hunter both when they were alive and now as undead
>Alleria fucking human paladin, halfbreed kid
>Other one fucking human mage, 2 halfbreed kids
Why are the Windrunner sisters such sluts? I guess it can't be helped, Elves just love the humie dick too much.

>> No.17886109

>>17886096
>Moonshine
That wouldn't give them a speedburst. That shit's pure alcohol, it'd make them either sleepy, punchy, or puke-y.
The forbidden speed seal is pop rocks, mentos, and soda.

One does not simply tell a Wurm to stop Meteor spam.

>> No.17886114

>>17885655
Yes, they range from just tall to up to 12 feet depending on your preference but please do be good to her. She always holds back tears when she hits her head on lampposts. It’s not the pain, but the shame that cuts the moonlit lady deepest.

>> No.17886121

>>17885655
>giant clumsy fluffy blind waifu
Fairy Dragoons soon, friends

>> No.17886126

>>17886109
No, anon. Have you seen a cat girl after she drank 200 bottles? She ran so fast she actually went around the world with just a step. Too bad she reseted her universe though.

But yeah, I know the regular wurms would love to destroy space rocks but it would be bothering the neighbors. The best choice for us at that point would be to enter a pocket dimension.

>> No.17886131

>>17886126
Who would dare file a complaint against the Wurm King and his cute daughters practicing magic?
Those uppity Order neighbors?

>> No.17886139

>>17886107
>All three girl found their husbandos and stayed loyal
>Sluts
Did sylvanas actualy fuck that hunter dude in EPL tho? I din't kow that.

>> No.17886149

>>17886131
The king is kind to all people, anon. You wouldn't want a meteor falling on your house now, would you? Not only that, but the noises and light stops everyone from sleeping.

>> No.17886150

Honest question: If I'm writing about a yandere tanuki, would it be strange for her to be a bit on the kinky side? I mean, there's this disturbing trend of degeneracy among rich people.

>> No.17886161

>>17886150
It's not exclusive to rich people. I'm listening to a documentary about gopniks prostituting their kids for a few cans of food.

>> No.17886165

>>17886107
They don't seem like sluts to me

>> No.17886173

>>17886161
Fair point. I guess it's more about the character, than it is the effect power has on someone.

>> No.17886177

>>17886149
I'm sure he limits magic practice to before nighttime. I'm sure that Order neighbor of his would report him over anything.
Not the one to the left, he's a retired paladin who's cool. The other one to the right, with the tacky white house.

>> No.17886182

>>17886139
It isn't really confirmed but it is implied in one of the novels.

>> No.17886183

>>17886173
Not him, but I think its simply a case of the more power you have the more you can get away with.

>> No.17886184

>>17886107
And Anduin is most likely ending with another elf, Valeera.

>> No.17886191

>>17886173
>>17886183
Not to mention the more powerful your are, the more bored you are, so you need more and more spice to get unbored.

>> No.17886197

>>17886114
>come home from your daily deeds as a moonlit knight
>when you walk in the lonely yet well furnished palace you hear her crystalline voice ring out
>”W-wait, wait dearest! Don’t come in yet!”
>after a few minutes see her come in from a side hall, feeling along the walls
>her hair is soaking wet, she smells like burnt dinner and she’s wearing a naked apron backwards
>she kneels about five feet to your right and clasps her hands smiling at what she assumes must be you but is instead an entryway decoration
>”Dar- um, welcome home, dah-ling~”
>she spreads her arms wide
>”D-do you want me? I mean, or dinner or a bath, or me? Darling?”

>> No.17886204

>>17886197
[x] Hug.

>> No.17886207

>>17886182
Yeah, I just did a quick google, sounds like shit that came out long after I stopped wowing.

>>17886191
I don't think so, I just think the more you have the less you care for it. Boredom may play a role but I don't think it's he underlying drive. I just think abundance fosters disregard. looking at you haremfags

>> No.17886209

>>17886197
I must protect.

>> No.17886214

>>17886197
Oh no. HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.17886215

>>17886207
That's a decent opinion and I can't disagree with it too much, but I think it still depends from the person.

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>>17886197
>>17886214

>> No.17886220

>>17886215
>but I think it still depends from the person.
Oh absolutely.

>> No.17886222

>>17886214
>>17886218
Imagine being blind. You hear the person you love having a heart attack but you can't do anything.

>> No.17886224

>>17886197
Thank you anon I needed this.

>> No.17886227

>>17886197
Moonlight Titanias and realms are my favorite recent thread creation.

>> No.17886229

>>17886184
I'd see him getting a human for political reasons.
Lich King's sister, Greymane's daughter, or Jaina. The last of which would be weird but boner inducing.

>> No.17886241

>>17886229
I mean, it's the most pausible ending, but you and me both know it's boring.

I'd rather have him marry an elf, or a draenei like Yrel

Apparently draenei females are his thing

>> No.17886243

>>17886197
>she kneels about five feet to your right and clasps her hands smiling at what she assumes must be you but is instead an entryway decoration
You know, blind people usually have a very good memory. If she fucks up, it means she's been blind for a short time.

>> No.17886245

>>17886197
I bet some days she plays a massive harp that the whole town can hear that lulls them to sleep.
Or her friend Priscilla comes to visit and compare fluffy wings to fluffy tail.

>> No.17886247

>>17886241
>pausible
plausible*

>> No.17886255

>>17886243
I like to think their race naturally just has degenerative eyesight that starts normal but blinds them by twenty. It fits the sadcute/pathedorable vibes that I think is the appeal of her/them.

>> No.17886268
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>>17886255
Sad.

>> No.17886269

>>17885959
>ever wanting to leave the Wurm Pit
Why?

>> No.17886271

>Dumb evil butterfly bimbos encroaching on werebat territory.
Typical butterflie devils. Not like the decent moffs at all.

>> No.17886276

>>17886241
>spoiler 3
Que?

>> No.17886282

>>17886271
Canon werebats unfortunately are yet another victim of KC’s lolicon tendencies
There’s just a few too many

>> No.17886283

>>17886271
Moth girl fights butterfly girl in duel over man who is more interested in cat girls. An exciting love polygon! More at ten.

>> No.17886284

>>17886269
I mean, I'd like to head out once in a while, maybe take a wurm on a date or something.

>> No.17886292

>>17886282
How to fix werebats:
1) keep werebats uber-petit in terms of curves (borderline anorexic), but allow for variable height
2) add powerful subspecies of werebats known as "vampire bats" that become more voluptuous as they drink more blood from their husband

>> No.17886297

>>17886023
I want to see a sheltered Ryu going outside and playing in the snow for the first time, after admiring it for a few minutes.
Adult or a little one.

>> No.17886302

>>17886276
It's on the wiki if you want to check it

https://i.imgur.com/xRBj2bX.jpg

>> No.17886304

>>17886292
>1) keep werebats uber-petit in terms of curves (borderline anorexic), but allow for variable height
Wrong.

>> No.17886306

>>17886297
Sounds like a job for LN.

>> No.17886309

>>17886297
>ryu learning how to make snow so her yuki onna friend will come out during summer

>> No.17886315

Going iceskating with a glacies
Having her ex-figure skating ice queen mom show you both how its done and embarrassing you both

>> No.17886325

>>17886309
>daughter ryu asking her mom to make it rain during winter so it snows more
Poor guy, well he'll have his ryu wife to keep him warm and him to keep her warm.

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>>17886325
I don't think he'll be complaining much though, especially since he gets to give her a second daughteru.

>> No.17886345

>>17886315
>embarrassing you both
Oh no, It turns out an ex-professional athlete ice skater is better than me at ice skating, something I've never one before. Honey dont look im so embarrassed.

>> No.17886349
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17886349

>you will never fuck a washed-up monster of the week

this existence is pain

>> No.17886354

>>17886302
Excellent taste

>> No.17886374

>>17886354
Not really. Space goats are the poor man's Sayaad. Wow succubi are pure waifu tier.
> It is not uncommon for a succubus in a mortal’s servitude to fall uncontrollably in love with him or her; this occurrence is not always to the master’s advantage, though, for a devoted succubus can be prone to fits of extreme jealousy, especially when her master deals with those of the opposite sex.
>Most warlocks tend to trust their succubus’s natural instincts in combat. This trust comes as much from respect for her abilities as it does from the realization that a succubus may ignore an order she doesn’t agree with anyway. This is especially true when an opponent threatens her master directly, as she may become reckless trying to save them

>> No.17886378
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17886378

This is your date for tonight!

>> No.17886384

>>17886197
>>17886227

I was thinking of Moonlight variants of other MGs like a Moonlight kej who uses her as a sort of walking cane and feels insecure unless she has some hair around you or a Flow kelp who coiled around you so often she may as well be a part of you and enjoys drifting on the surface of a lake on cloudless and still nights and when the the moon is out and reflecting on the surface with you

>> No.17886385

>>17886378
>hourglass figure with cowtits and breeding hips
Would she mind if I turned the date into a shotgun marriage?

>> No.17886387

Good night anons , take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to bid your office working comrades a good day when you leave, never know when one may have the hots for you, like that pudgy hellhound security guard or the shortstack weresheep in HR

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17886394

>>17886387
Don't get too friendly with them though, lest they engage in this kind of filth.

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17886398

>>17886385
>Wanting to marry a gender-flipped artist avatar & confirmed futa
Matsu has way more waifu-worthy characters.

>> No.17886399

>>17886394
Hey, the dragon in charge of finance is just testing you is all.

I don't know what she's testing for but she's testing.

>> No.17886403

>>17886387
im gonna tell both of them to get a real job

>> No.17886404

>>17886394
>Dragon boss drools in your coffee
>Do not break eye contact as you down it all
How would she react?

>> No.17886405
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17886405

>>17886399
...Right. The googly eyes she makes at me during team meets don't mean anything either, I'm sure.

>>17886398
>gender-flipped artist avatar & confirmed futa
Why can't we have nice things?

>> No.17886412

>>17885984
Night Crawler by Judas Priest

>> No.17886413

>>17886374
Amazing. Such lovely creatures.

>> No.17886414

>>17885669
>>17885695
Relax, not like you're ever getting to choose between either of that.

>> No.17886415

>>17886403
But anon, these are real jobs.
With benefits!

>>17886404
Set it down and push it towards you with a smug grin, still maintaining eye contact.

>>17886405
Also part of the test.

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17886421

>>17886405
I mean, there's probably a good reason why most people ignore Lass. For all the good cowtits he draws, Matsu delves into some /d/-tier shit pretty hard, and she is the culmination of it.

Just go with Mattie. Lord knows he's confirmed how sex-starved she is.

>> No.17886430
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17886430

>>17886421
Ah well, I prefer cow senseis anyway.

>> No.17886431

>>17886421
>You'll never be raped by a sex starved Holstaur who forces you to drink from her tits as she wrecks your pelvis.
This makes me sad.

>> No.17886433

I want to molest a loli Apophis's neck flaps!

>> No.17886434

>>17886430
Study Cow.
Pencilcow.

>> No.17886437

>>17886349
Just keep that Reci away from me, and we're golden.

>> No.17886438

>>17886345
Embarassing being more like teasing the two of you together, not in terms of skill or anything.

>> No.17886441

>>17886430
I would enjoy a chubby cow sensei.
or a very muscled one.

>> No.17886446

>>17886433
I want to make a loli Hakutaku wear a dunce cap!

>> No.17886449
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17886449

>>17886441
How about a reasonably fit cow?

>>17886434
Cowntemplative.

>> No.17886452

>>17886449
Resonably fit cow sensei is good too.
She can build up to one of the two.
Or both.
Or remain the same.

>> No.17886457

>>17886449
Cow in overalls with tomboyish hair and an ojou laugh.

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17886463

>>17886457
Cow in a cloak reaching for your dagger!

>>17886452
You might have to work on her self-esteem though, Haku gym teachers are often looked down upon. She tries not to let it get her down, but she can't keep it bottled up forever.

>> No.17886464

>>17886413
Makes me kind of want to write a story about the binding process
>Go through all the rigmarole for a loyal minion, completely ignoring the romance of the situation
>Get the heartswood, summon the succ
>She ignores the whole practicality of the situation and only sees a supremely romantic gesture, instantly falls for you
>Then comes the battle for dominance, where you make a large mess on the floor, finally subduing her.
>Get a new succ pet/wife who utterly refuses to obey commands to return to the void until you have to fight, instead walking around stormwind with you, hanging off your arm, teasing you with her tail and wearing cute sun dresses

>> No.17886474

>>17886464
Please don't.

>> No.17886478

>>17886474
What does it have to do with you?

>> No.17886492

>>17886378
This must be one of those fancy Pedigree Kobolds I hear so much about.

>> No.17886494

>>17886478
I have taste, and while I can't know who you are the greentext you posted isn't too reassuring.

>> No.17886504

>>17886494
I'm curious, point out what you take issue with. Also that wasn't a greentext. That was barely a bullet point list.

>> No.17886554

Space Kakuens?

>> No.17886573

>>17886315
Thick Russian accent Ice Queen mom who makes her own ice rinks to skate on

>> No.17886581

I want to unintentionally attract the attention of a rich and powerful monster girl only to snub her by declining her advances in favor of my maid.

>> No.17886584

>>17886581
>not in favour of her maid

>> No.17886590

>>17886554
That idea is bananas!

>> No.17886604
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17886604

>>17886554
Yes please.

>> No.17886605

>>17886581
I want to unintentionally attract the attention of a maid while courting her mistress.

>> No.17886606

>>17886590
Please do not tell Kakuens banana puns, it's very insulting.

>> No.17886611

>>17886604
>dork saiyan
I shouldn't like that.

>> No.17886612

>>17886604
Saiyan women would snap you in half, anon.

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>>17886612
I'm willing to take that risk.

>> No.17886631
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>>17886624
I wouldn't mind seeing Plague's rendition of some of the mge girls.

>> No.17886635

>>17886624
You'd have to do some serious training to fuck one of them, anon.

>> No.17886637

>>17886635
Worth it.

>> No.17886641

>>17886581
>Maid and her family vanish
>Mysteriously, local bandits get a few new sex slaves.

>> No.17886645

>>17886606
Then they shouldn't be monkeys
Literally the worst animal

>> No.17886646

>>17886637
Getting two space money wives would be pretty nice.

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17886648

>>17886641
>NTRing by way of rape
The Ojou-sama courts the wrath of Eros.

>> No.17886651

>>17886635
Who's to say the training isn't fucking?

>> No.17886652

>>17886646
>space money
Ha, you made a typo.

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17886656

>>17884421
Bane?

>> No.17886657

>>17886652
Delete this.

>> No.17886658

>>17886648
Nah, eros would't care. After all the maid gets plenty of loving. She gets group loved,
even.

>> No.17886660

>>17886641
Male bandits in MG-land don't make sense. The men that would normally end up as such would probably just end up as prostitutes instead.

>> No.17886663

>>17886651
You have to show that you're worth it, anon.

>> No.17886690

>>17886660
Why do bandits exist in the first place? Because they're lazy subhumans who find it easier to take from others rather than create themselves? Doesn't really seem gendered, so why can't men be bandits?

>> No.17886693

>>17886660
Bandits are the natural prey of hobgoblin parties and redcaps.

>> No.17886694

>>17886504
If you can't see the issue there's ultimately nothing I can help you with.

>> No.17886704

>>17886694
Knew it. I bet you can't even pinpoint what it is you didn't like, and now you're hiding behind this evasive answer because I called you out and you weren't expecting it.

>> No.17886714

>>17886693
I'm picturing a group of Human bandits, hiding and about to ambush a merchant caravan.

But behind them is a larger group of Goblins, hiding and about to ambush the Bandits.

>> No.17886723

>>17886690
Because it's easier and safer to be a whore. MGs allow for that, and also make it much more dangerous for human men to be bandits. Pretty much all the reasons that usually kept women from being pirates, bandits, and mercenaries in the real world would apply to men in monster world. It would still happen but I doubt it would be common.

>> No.17886728

>>17886714
And behind them is that one anon, hiding and about to ambush the goblins.

>> No.17886735

>>17886723
Men would still be bandits. They'd just avoid MGs like bandits would avoid large well armed caravans. Furthermore, easier and safer isn't what bandits care about. It's easier and safer to not be a criminal.

>> No.17886745

>>17886723
They might be too prideful to be a whore.

>> No.17886753

>>17886723
But danger is fun.

>> No.17886759

>>17886735
>Bandits spot a lone, hooded figure travelling along a road.
>Easy pickings.
>They jump out and tell him to hand over his valuables.
>Lone figure sheds her clothes, revealing a Salamander with a large sword.
>"Ahh!~ It looks like I have to defend myself!~"
> Her tail bursts into flames, as she draws her metal slab of a sword.
>Bandits immediately disperse, but she gives chase.

It's a dangerous game.

>> No.17886762

>>17886759
Well yeah, but that's the life of a bandit. Never know if your target has plot armor

>> No.17886771

MGE is pretty much a typical medieval fantasy with the exception that everything MGs touch become hugboxy.
Human lands are bound to have criminals and bad things happening.

>> No.17886791

>>17886771
>Bandits are all terrified of MGs, because there have been too many stories of hardened bandit leaders who fuck, murder and murerfuck getting raped and 180-ing, suddenly concerned about how to be a good father

>> No.17886830

>>17886791
Having your bandit leader suddenly disappear and come back years later as a reformed family man must be quite the traumatic experience. Especially if he got caught by one of the more monstrous species.

>> No.17886852

>>17886830
>bandits rape, pillage, murder and rape some more
>attack a caravan
>it's actually a trap
>the chief is dragged in the wagon by a giant snake tail
>you hear his bloodcurling scream as you chase after the caravan but you're left in the dust
>band slowly disband
>one day, you see your old boss
>he's holding a little baby in his arms
>you think he kidnapped a kid for a ransom
>then you notice
>the baby has no legs, just a giant snake tail coiled up around his arm
>you wave at him with an uneasy smile
>he smiles back at you, with a giant, happy smile
>the baby makes a happy noise and wave at you too
>he looks down at the baby, and start poking her nose
>while making "koujoukoujoukou" noises
>she cooes, her tail shaking as she laughs

>> No.17886880

>>17886852
>He now cuts wood for money rather than steal, kidnap and pillage
>Spends it to buy clothes and toys for his daughter instead of spending it on booze and whores like he used to

>> No.17886889

>>17886880
>while he's sleeping, you take the baby
>put her on a tree stump, and lift your axe
>she smiles in her sleep
>you can't do it
>he wakes up the next morning as usual, never suspects a thing

>> No.17886896

>>17886889
>while he's sleeping, you take the baby
You'd bad end right here and there. Her Lamia mother would throw you in the nearest snake pit

>> No.17886915
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17886915

>>17886896
A thorough loving by multiple yandere Shirohebis would be sure to cure my villainous ways.

>> No.17886921

>>17886915
Then go to Zipangu and molest all the priestess from the Ryu temple

>> No.17886926
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17886926

>>17886921
Even the little ones?

>> No.17886928

>>17886612
That's why we train with her and hope we get somewhat close to Krillin in human strength level.
>no saiyan waifu to teach you how to channel Ki and fly.

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17886936

>>17886896
The mother wouldn't be close. She'd like like a cloudcuckoolander, forcing her kids on fathers.

>> No.17886941

>>17886928
Krillin is such a lucky piece of shit for landing a woman like 18.

>> No.17886953

>>17886926
Littlehebis are for protecting.
Old men who molest young snakes knowing they'll go yandere for them should be harshly punished.

>> No.17886960

>>17886936
>that nose
>master1200
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

>> No.17886962

>>17886960
Oh, fuck off.

>> No.17886970

>>17886962
Why should he fuck off for point out the fact that you posted a bad quality image?

>> No.17886973

>>17886970
>everyone I don't like is the same guy

>> No.17886985

>>17886973
>white knighting for an anonymous poster on the internet.

>> No.17886991

>>17877817
This pic's thumbnail always make the sallamander look way more smug than it's actual size pic.

>> No.17886992

>>17886985
>implying calling out autism is white knighting

>> No.17887009

>>17886992
Master1200 is like posting a sample filename image and anyone that does it should be ridiculed.

>> No.17887034

Beware the void
Fuck the void!

>> No.17887057
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>>17887034
Yes, fuck the void. Tekelili!

>> No.17887182

>>17887057
How does a Shog clean up all the Shog goo it leaves behind while cleaning?

>> No.17887199

>>17887182
She absorbs it all like the reforming scene in terminator 2

>> No.17887233

>>17886384
>Moonlight flow kelp
>She hasn't said a word in three years
>You've been married for five though
>Just silently living in quiet love with you

>> No.17887240

>>17886384
So barring the initial Dark Souls reference, is a Moonlight monstergirl's main aesthetic basically 'needs protection' and 'delicate'?

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17887256

Remember to smile at cute girls you spot.

>> No.17887262

>>17887256
This is the kind of advice that gets you raped, married and a bunch of varying degrees of yandere stalkers.

>> No.17887272

>>17887262
No anon
No
Just smile, smile at cute slime, not slime, its just a girl, please smile now smile

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