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17862789 No.17862789 [Reply] [Original]

Yamame's threads never last long. Ironic.

>> No.17862985

I want to show Yamame something longer than her web

>> No.17863567

Why does he look so uncomfortable? I would love for Yamame to hug me like that.

>> No.17863577

>>17863567
Some species of spider kill their mates.

>> No.17863642
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>>17863577
If she's in bed with you, it's already too late, so you might as well just enjoy the hug. Besides, Yamame would never do something like that.

>> No.17864041
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>>17863577

>> No.17864203

>>17863567
>Why does he look so uncomfortable?
Urticating hairs on her head

>> No.17866172
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>>17863577
>she's an Argiope spider, or kogane-gumo in Japan. The argiope is in a group of spiders called a "money spider" in traditional sayings/folklore because they are supposed to bring good luck with money if you leave them to weave their webs near your home. (In particular, the visible patterns they weave into their webs to make their webs obvious to birds so birds don't plow through and destroy their webs are considered lucky markings.)
>According to the Wikipedia article on their mating habits, their courtship involves a male weaving a web next to the female for a while until she gets used to/accepts him as a mate
>>17863642
This. Yamame is a good girl. One of the nicest youkai canonically.

>> No.17866197

>>17862789
Remember Yamame has every disease. She will give you herpes.

>> No.17866475

>>17866197
I thought that was medicine? Y'know. That poisonous doll youkai?

>> No.17866493
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17866493

Fat spider!

>> No.17866611

>>17866475
Medicine manipulates poison. Yamame manipulates infection based disease.

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>>17866493
Soft, pudgy, loving spider hugs!

>> No.17866766

Boobpress.
Boobpress!

>> No.17867035
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Where did the idea that Yamame is so deadly come from? She's the mother of disease, yes, but surely not so incompetent that she just subconsciously or accidentally poisons those around her.

>> No.17867057

>>17867035
It's telling that the only one who speaks ill (hyuck) of Yamame is the witch Byakuren. Even Akyuu, whose job is to demonise youkai, admits the spider is a uniquely reasonable one.
>mother of disease
Please don't.

>> No.17867060
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>> No.17867077

>>17867035
>If you encounter this youkai, it is almost certain that you will suffer from a high fever of unknown cause, lose your appetite, and even waste away and die if left untreated. Also, it's possible to contract it by coming in contact with people carrying this disease.

>> No.17867153

>>17867060
That's one big spiderbutt

>> No.17867647
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17867647

The spider has a friend!

>> No.17867691

>>17863567
She's using those to inject venom.

>> No.17867808

>>17863567
If you woke up with a spider on your back wouldn't you be uncomfortable too?

>> No.17868433
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>>17863567

She just told him she has gotten pregnant!

>> No.17868437

>>17862789
>Reacting this way to having breasts pressed to your back.
Japan please.

>> No.17868659

>>17868437
it's actually her dick rubbing against his ass

>> No.17868739
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>>17867057
I'll call her whatever I want, mom.

>>17867077
And what about this, then?

>> No.17868770

Getting scared by a spider hanging from the ceiling and having yamame scold me for being scared of such a _tiny_ spider after taking it outside to be relocated!

>> No.17869421

>>17868659
Even better. He should be giving her an assjob and then she can return the favor.

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>>17868739
>I'll call her whatever I want
It's a stupid name. You dork.

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>>17868739
>what about this
It is easy. If you meet Yamame, don't make it an "encounter" in Gensokyo's "human encounters a youkai" sense. Be polite. Almost all powerful youkai respect good manners. From the same article:
>The nature of her personality is uncertain, but according to humans who returned safely, she's a youkai who can be reasoned with.
From her SA profile:
>Her power makes everyone she meets hate her. However, she herself wouldn't inflict disease on someone without reason. She's a bright, fun-loving youkai if you get to know her, so she's popular among the youkai that live underground.
And from her SA dialogue:
>Well, I haven't punished a human with diseases in a long time.
Yamame is a good girl. If you act like a dork and get yourself AIDS'd, you've only yourself to blame.

>> No.17870274

>>17863567
Because she carries every disease in existence?

>> No.17870301

>>17863567
The dude in the pic was probably planning on pumping and dumping a good girl like Yamame.
The thought of the flesh eating virus, localized in his crotch area probably has him nervous.

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I want to impregnate this spider

>> No.17871033
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>>17870871
Even if she's a fatty?

>> No.17871141

>>17871033

With our children.

>> No.17871147

>>17871033
Even better

>> No.17871970
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>>17871141
>>17871033
Yamame of soft
The cutest spider there is
Want to put it in

>> No.17872288

>>17869557
>but according to humans who returned safely
Do humans other than protags go into old hell for any reason?

>> No.17872332

>>17872288
Yes? Read the article. The very telling part should be that neither protagonist ever tried reasoning with the Yamams.

>> No.17872505

>>17862789
I want to be devorated by this spider and make of my body her eggs bag.

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