>>17851819
Since you can speak English well enough I'll just skip writing in either broken Japanese or a southern US dialect.
I know my Japanese is still pretty bad. I don't speak in the Kansai dialect to anyone other than people I know won't care or aren't at a level to tell good Japanese from bad Japanese. The last thing for that matter that I want to do is make someone from Kansai think I'm ridiculing them with my forced Kansai dialect everywhere. I just type in it for fun, and I imagine anyone learning a new language likes to do play around with it to show their enthusiasm for it.
I'm sorry it sounds cringy to you, but at the same time since there's hardly any native Japanese speakers in this thread and probably at least a few more people other than me who love the Kansai dialect, I don't think anyone really minds.
That said, I'm not using it as an excuse to type in the most faux Kansai dialect I can, but there's also very few resources that tell you what words and grammar is actually used (I use っとる a fair amount, but I bet almost nobody actually types it because it's annoying to do and it's faster to just type ってる) but if I do learn something is hardly ever used (I know almost nobody says はん in place of さん except in pure jest) then I try to incorporate it.
As you can imagine, because I'm a foreigner and can't properly speak standard Japanese as is, finding someone who'd be willing to teach me how to speak proper Kansai would be nigh impossible. Even assuming I were fluent, who'd really dedicate their time to telling you what they, a speaker of only one version of the many varied dialects within the Kansai dialect itself, thinks is natural or not?
Oh and yeah, sorry for calling you an アホ, I thought you were telling me it sounded unnatural when I said in that post that I know it's fake.