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Titjobs on Motorcycles

>> No.17829084

Worst mom.

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I'd rather get one in bed

>> No.17829327

That sounds extraordinarily dangerous.

>> No.17836529
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Cowardly Taoist detected.

>> No.17836574
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Hi, Boobs!

>> No.17836604
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Unidentified Fatty Objects.

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I can see Mom's panties!

>> No.17842476

Hi where are the card games

>> No.17842480

Dangerous racist pod person detected.

>> No.17842488

Ask those wizards who live by the coast.

>> No.17842535


This thread is a pod peoples.
I would call the police on you but they are pod people too.

Pod in hell podfags with your salad bar feet and your lettuce noses.

moot is a pod peoples too. I saw him on the Lower East side. He had a pinecone for a face. he looked like a fucking terrorist. He never got to be the little girl.

>> No.17842616

Hiriji is my mother, my wife, and my paizuri slave!

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>> No.17843232

Should've voted the Saxon/Smith ticket but noooooooooo!!!

>> No.17843244

>and yet the teachings do not reach him

>> No.17843303

Does anyone find these micro panties attractive? They are so utterly ridiculous that I get turned off whenever I see them. Give me full size panties any day.

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I don't; I only like that picture for her huge tits.

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Barefoot Boobs.

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>> No.17858375

This artist draws the best Hiriji paizuri

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Is there more to this?

>> No.17861370

s-she's fast!

>> No.17861823

You receive what you pay for.

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Fine. Here's some Touhou /ss/. Now may I please have the rest?

>> No.17862086

You really can't take a hint to save a life huh?
Cha-ching, dumbleass.

>> No.17865439

So, here's a good time to ask a kind of newbie question.

I get wielding control of actual items like the monkeys paw, but why is it that legends involving actual "characters", such as Nessie and the slit-mouthed woman, also become...things, and not "people" (lack of a better term)?

>> No.17865557

I see them every day when I wash her dirty clothes.

>> No.17865925

Hi Nazrin.

>> No.17865939

Gensokyo is a land of belief.
If nobody believes that nessie, or the slit mouthed woman are "people", then they aren't.
it's not enough to exist, you also have to be.

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>> No.17879050

Byakuren did nothing wrong

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She only wanted to turn naughty yƶkai girls into good housewives.

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>> No.17881622

Is there is a FLAT version of Byakuren?
I'm sick of looking at busty Byakuren sometimes.

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Flat creature is not Boobs though.

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Akashio's earlier works portrayed her in flat mode. She seemed to get more stacked as his art evolved. Never got into P cup sagger levels though.

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>> No.17892850

That's disgusting.

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As wonderful as it would be to lie against a large chest I can't ignore the warm feeling I get thinking of the closeness of a hug with flat chested Byakuren.

>> No.17900781

Delete this. Hijirin is for tits

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>> No.17909124

Since freudian psych got disproved, does that mean it is in gensokyo now?

>> No.17909144

Disproved by who?

You gon' tell me the subconscious got disproved or that the basis of modern psychological therapy originating from the cathartic method is bullshit too?

Dumb psych 101 students

>> No.17909180

>the basis of modern psychological therapy
no anon, you are the dumb psych 101 student

>> No.17909235

It is clearly not forgotten.

>> No.17909240

Well, neither are vampires, ever popular in media but not in beliefs.
From what I heard, it was suposed wrong.

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It's all Boobs now.

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Mom has other nice parts.

>> No.17914105

Freud revolutionized the "talking cure" aspect of psychotherapy.

If I'm wrong, I'd love for you to tell me how.

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Those shoulder blades.

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Pitstop for a titjob.

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>> No.17928581

That reminds me, what happened with the motorcycle?

>> No.17929611

I think she still owns it.

>> No.17929665

Clinging to earthly possessions, eh? Why am I not surprised?

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Good artist.

>> No.17933926

Freud would be proud of this thread.

>> No.17933938

I want Byakuren to castrate all mommyfags with a rusty knife.

>> No.17933956 [DELETED] 

My love of Byakuren is solely because of her boobs.

>> No.17933962

My love for Byakuren is solely because of her boobs.

>> No.17933970

Am I the only one who loves Byakuren for her character and fighting style (monk, mantras) and not for her body?

>> No.17933974

Same here.

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>> No.17934100

fuckn weebs

>> No.17934112

Because unless you distract them with something explicitly sexual (Boobs, in this thread's case), they overrun all discussion in the most autistic, obnoxious way possible. They're all fucking retarded monkeys that only think with their dicks and aren't capable thought beyond "M-mommy p-please help me with my cummies".

I'm not sure when the last time I saw a Byakuren or Kanako thread that wasn't totally overrun by them was. At least other fetish obsessed anons make their own dedicated threads instead of overruning other ones.

>> No.17934162

But I don't see anything that you mentioned in this thread that strictly relates to mom posts. In fact, I don't think "mommy posting" is different from other type of posts that mainly focus on 2hus tits, butts, tits&butts or other attributes of a 2hu. And I find it funny that you think those mom fiends are the only or the biggest culprits of posters not using their noggin and just thinking with their dicks when it's far from the truth. I think you're just mad at /jp/ in general.

>> No.17934184

I did say this thread wasn't clearly overrun by them because of the focus on boobs. I just brought it up because the post I originally quoted mentioned Freud.

And the only real difference in the other things you mentioned is that they tend to make and stick to their own threads. But that's enough for me to not hate them every time I'm browsing and come across one of them. I don't see e.g Ran or Komachi threads derailed by boobposters (unless they're specifically created for that, sort of like this one was) the same way I see Kanako or Byakuren derailed by momposters.

>> No.17934386

But there are no threads being "overrun" by those posters, anon. I think you're just funneling your super important anger, which I respect by the way, on those mom posters when they easily blend with the rest of lewd posts from the other horny anons. And while we're talking about unwanted individuals, I've seen Ran threads being "overrun" by an specific type of posters as well but that doesn't mean the posters that incited the derailment run amok in our board nor that they actually "derail" your average free-for-all thread of a 2hu. This over generalization and exaggeration is pure silliness and I honestly believe that you're better than that, anon.
Now, if you excuse me, my dinner is waiting for me.

>> No.17934404

Well would you want to melt down a hog that nice looking? And it's outta gas, so it'll just be sitting as a conversation piece.

>> No.17934409

Dude I don't want her as a mom figure. I wanta fuck her because goddamn those huge tits.

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>> No.17934462

Her being a mom figure to some hasn't deterred the rest of the anons from wanting to fuck her senseless. Mommy boys should be mommy boys and titty fuckers should be titty fuckers. It's not a fucking race, the end game for both sides is to get IN Byakuren. How each side wants to accomplish that shouldn't bother anyone. Like a famous philosopher once said: "Through dick unity."

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Please come to Makai.

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Ran threads are currently derailed by chantafags.
>or Komachi threads derailed by boobposters
That's a lie and you know it. Or you are just new.

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>> No.17935164

Those who bitch in those threads about people that post Chanta do the derailment with their ten year old bitching and moaning. They reach "stop posting what I don't like" levels of cancer. Yes, i went there.

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So spamming stuff is ok but when majority of the thread tell you to stop it's being a fucking cancer. Dully noted.

>> No.17935241

Komachi threads are usually explicitly boob threads from the start, no?

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>when majority of the thread
Some autists throwing a bitchfit over the artist's depiction of Ran-sama is not the majority in the fucking least. And about that "spamming" claim, there's plenty of occasions when some guy starts dumping multiple pics, can be of the same artist or different ones, when threads are practically void of any discussion. It's not "spamming" if some other dick does the same thing but with content that you don't like.

Listen anon, I'm not saying that simply calling the pictures of the artist shit (or any other content for that matter) is "wrong", but the way some very special individuals throw a tantrum when another guy posts a chanta picture is ridiculous and claiming that these autists are exempt from the responsibility of derailing those threads is fucking preposterous.

Besides, when it comes to chanta, there are no reasons to no post any of his stuff other than "I don't like it". There is this myriad of touhou pictures with all sort of fetishistic aspects to them and all of a sudden some autists decided that is "wrong" to post pictures from this fat-loving fuck because it ruins the image of Ran, their safe space or both. Give me a fucking break.

The chanta issue is not about the fucker's content being good or shit, it's about the way some idiots react to his stuff (which is childish to say the least) and how it ends up derailing the thread.

>> No.17936779

This thread just feels like it's turning into a MiraclePosting thread

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The Sanae guy on Facebook? Yeah, he was making a fuss in a group I mod just a day or two ago. I wonder how it feels to have autism that severe.

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Looks like you completely missed my point. If by your logic people can spam chanta in Ran threads then by your logic it is ok for mommyfags to post in Byakuren and Kanako threads. Simple.

>> No.17937017

>Titjobs on Motorcycles
well that doesnt sound very safe

>> No.17937359

I side with Buddhists over Taoists because the Buddhist Momma has big tits, open cleavage, and will give me lovin'.

>> No.17937643

Not only that, but how is it even possible to do?
I mean... is she actually driving the motorcycle while this is happening?? Sounds like a severe road rash situation in the making.

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Not only that, the backups are pretty attractive as well

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Unzan is Lo Wang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6SdJc4p9Dc

>> No.17937757

please don't do this to me

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Lo Wang's wife.

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Just let me be an Ichi fag in peace

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>Just let me be

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yeah yeah alright, let's just continue to turn this into an Ichi thread

>> No.17937817

Unzan should take his hitbox's cowl off more often. It looks better that way.

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She's Boobs now.

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oh wow I didn't realize all of my replies had hoodless Ichi

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Ichirin comes with this father in law son, you take both or leave.

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That's fine, he'll leave us alone when we get to it

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I don't have too much hoodless Ichi left after these

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Need more Puss.

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Twin tails!

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What's going on in this thread?

>> No.17961540

Marisa got tits as you can see above.

>> No.17961637

Was Byakuren flat before leaving humanity behind?

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'tis a miracle! surely the crown prince must be behind such an event. let us chant in praise

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Shut up little girl.

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How rude, the crown prince will hear of this!

>> No.17965955

Its ogre for those 2.

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>> No.17977935

What's the point of tits if they are chaste.

>> No.17978534

To help you tell apart boobfags and actual fans of Byakuren.

>> No.17979408

Point taken but you can't like both?

>> No.17979458

>boobfags and actual fans of Byakuren
Both are scum, but at least boobfags post sexy pictures.

>> No.17980538

The latter, unlike >>17979458, know Byakuren isn't meant for lewd.

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