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17805478 No.17805478 [Reply] [Original]

Every 2hu hag is best hag.
Hag thread If you want.

>> No.17805496
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2hu hags are the greatest hags.

>> No.17805703
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Kanako is my 2hu but I never once call her a hag because who the hell like this meme? She's a beautiful girl goddamnit.

>> No.17805759

I planned on making a Kanako thread, but you beat me to it. Thanks OP.

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And a guncannon

>> No.17806110

Which hag is the most fertile of the lot?

>> No.17806119
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oh good a Kanako thread for once

>> No.17806173

Okina or Yukari

>> No.17806629
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Kanako flys away!

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It feels weird seeing Kanako all dressed up and proper like this...

That's kanakp

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Great thread desu

>> No.17807048

Oh man! Clownpiece's tights would smell great normally, but being worn by those 5 BBAs must make them smell AMAZING!

>> No.17807056

Sanae look cute in hecas clothes!

>> No.17807076
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Is this a Ghosto friendly thread?

>> No.17807279

Yeah. Yuyuko is welcomed with open arms

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4 out of 5 doctors agree that Kanako is super cute

>> No.17808454
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Fuantei's milfy Seiga is best Seiga.

>> No.17808675

Is that one of those "Femdom turns into Maledom" doujins?

>> No.17808683

I fucking wish it was but its non-h.

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Her smile and optimism: gone

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I like his Seiga.

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Kanako is mad now.

>> No.17810508
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Kanako is best mom.

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This is a canon hag.

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Doctors, you say?

>> No.17810614

I want to overdose on Eirin paizuri

>> No.17810732
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Every thread every mom.

>> No.17810743

they should revoge that other doctor's license

>> No.17811341
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Who's my mom if Yukari is my wife?

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Your wife.

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But I'm not into incest.

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Thicc eyebrows

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Patrician taste.

>> No.17814487

I want yuyuko to welcome me with open legs!

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Kanako is a serviciable god/hag

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What would anal with Yuyuko feel like?

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as if she was trying to eat you

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RDI of Eirin is: p cups, where p = weight of left breast + right breast.

>> No.17816380

At what point does a hu become a hag?

>> No.17816386

Mokou is just shy of 2000 years old, Kanako is 2000 years old, for refrence.

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>Mokou is just shy of 2000 years old

>> No.17816398

before anyone shits a brick. I can smell it coming a mile away.
>over 1300 years.
Could be implied she could be anywhere from that point onwards.

>> No.17816400

Please show me the evidence that the touhou games take place around 2700 AD or your idea of mokou being 2000 years old is straight horse shit

>> No.17816401

Eirin is 15 billion years old

>> No.17816405

Called it.
>mokou being 2000 years old is straight horse shit
I said Kanako is 2000, and i said Mokou was shy of 2000 years old overshooting since it was Eirin who was ~1500
Too young.

>> No.17816408

>was shy of 2000 years old
1300 is not shy of 2000 you retard

>> No.17816411

Unless you mean the second statement- I see it as 1900-1300 since "around" is never accurate.

>> No.17816417

Okay so if you believe she is well over 1300 years old provide the evidence that the games take place past at least 2100 AD

>> No.17816421

Why the years.

>> No.17816423

So admitting you're making shit up

>> No.17816424

Really now

>> No.17816428

>mokou is just shy of 2000 years old
>o-okay well she's just older than 1300 but that means she could be 1900
>w-where's my evidence for this uummmm just speculation xD
fuck off

>> No.17816434

>>w-where's my evidence for this uummmm just speculation xD
Im sure i hinted at it being speculation >>17816398

>> No.17816439

So then fuck off and stop saying she's fucking 1900 years old,
Is it hard to not be retarded and say things you cannot prove?

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>> No.17817715

I love Mom!

>> No.17818123

>Is it hard to not be retarded and say things you cannot prove?
Where do you think you are?

>> No.17821622

No. Those are the least 2 fertile hags. Unless you count like, junko.

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Absolutely wrong.

>> No.17821637

No u

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Absolutely wrong.

>> No.17822679

You can't deny it Yukari!

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Just go away and stop insulting my wife you fucknugget. You're making her upset.

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>> No.17822724

Rightfully so! You know something's wrong when Suwako of all people is more fertile then her!
I haven't laughed this hard in years!

>> No.17822728


No wonder she goes looking for someone to replace the Hakurei Miko every once in a while. Wouldnt it be smarter to just MERGE the two linages? Oh wait!

>> No.17822735

Also, stealing Byakuren's clothes is enough. You don't need to steal her facial expressions as well!

>> No.17822767
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Heca, Sagume and Watatsukis count as a hags? and OLD hags?

>> No.17822791

Yeah. Maybe.
The Wata sisters know Eirin, so that puts them in the old catagory.
Junko's had a long ass dispute with Chang'e for who knows how long. [and if including their stories outside 2hu] Heca was supposedly around long before that seeing as she had a bit of a fit when one of the stars was shot down before meeting Junko, sympathizing with her- so that puts her in the mega old catagory. Don't quote me on any of this.
Everyone else- see Heca as cute Heca. I would say "See Heca as you see Heca" but you faggots can't be trusted with anything.

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Fuck off Eirin you're terrible at this.

>> No.17822843

Not even a single response to explain her shortcomings..
You lose AGAIN Yukarin!

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>> No.17822892

Heca is Hecate so she was around for the whole greek gods vs titans thing, which may well have happened when the Lunarians were still on earth

>> No.17822910

Yeah. Or even before they were considered a group of people really

>> No.17822930

I'd reckon that most religions (or mythos at least) in touhou that are considered antique at least can be considered to exist in touhou.
You could get hags from egyptian places, greek places, more japanese places, chinese places, and so on. I do wonder if nordic mythology has entities still roaming around though, neo-paganism is a thing and they're pretty famous.

>> No.17822963

If anything, i find it funny how much material ZUN has if he decides to implement some this stuff into his own works

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>> No.17823405

How many restraining orders does Yukari have filed against her?

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Why would anyone do that?

>> No.17823445

Life is much nicer when you don't have to worry about being sexually assaulted by a randy hag every time you open a door

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Well good thing that never happens.

>> No.17824660

A lot.
Official documents go missing often, so no legal proof to keep it as an established order, even if the people who witnessed it are present. If i had to estimate, I'd say around half of Gensokyo.
>Life is much nicer when you don't have to worry about being sexually assaulted by a randy hag every time you open a door
You sure the one you're running into isn't nOkia? And a backdoor? With dancers who mysteriously appear behind you at times?

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posting actual hag in hag thread

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>> No.17825522

Wouldn't having a restraining order against Yukari only play into her power? Legal boundaries are still boundaries.

>> No.17825555

AND she has huge breasts. Did ZUN go too far?

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"testing the waters' was my first thought, my second was that it was an artistic thought exercise of his that escaped

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Okina does too.

>> No.17825831

That's Azuma Aya, not ZUN.

Though to be fair, Azmaya received a memo to make Okina a little more "mature" when she initially drew her younger, as she tweeted. I guess that stomped out the initial impression that Okina was a loli.

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>> No.17833024

I've already hugged the oldest living youkai already!
They're a lot NICER than you think! But they're still youkai!

>> No.17833108

He has now.
Go back.
I said go back!

>> No.17833123

How's Hakugyokurou?

>> No.17833174

Nice, a little homey if you're okay with the style of which its made! I saw a lot of phantoms, there aside from Youmu!
Yuyuko is really nice, and Youmu is about what you can expect!
I can't speak much of it since it is something you HAVE to experience yourself to get the full immersion of!
If you plan on going there- bring atleast a years supply of food!... But that's probably a bad idea since Yuyu might expect you to ALWAYS bring that much! She doesn't hold grudges, but it doesn't mean she has a few thoughts in the back of her head!
Don't get into trouble there either! You aren't really as protected as you would be back in Gensokyo! Even with someone like Youmu on your side!
Try striking a conversation with her if you're given the chance! It'll be very helpful for you!

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I will be making a visit with my wife soon.

>> No.17833192

Look at it as getting well in with those who pretty much hold the order and ae known for doing so! Less are likely to treat you meanly for no reason! Although, it doesn't mean there are some there that would like to hurt you for just being near them, or just out of spite!

>> No.17833203

Have fun!
Yukari has been there a few times before! Expect to see two friends talking for a long time!

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>> No.17835892
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Big saggers

>> No.17839125

Eirin is the best hag. Yukari a giant shit.

>> No.17840995

Fuck off Eirin

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>> No.17843348

That isn't Eirin, but rather an anon who has his head too far up his ass, he cannot think correctly.
On top of it all, it is very much clear that he overdosed. There is no known cure and he may be this way- permanently.

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>but rather an anon who has his head too far up his ass
Wow did you just describe Eirin? Because I couldn't tell the difference.

>> No.17843533

Don't start now.

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>> No.17843552

Thank you, anon.

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>> No.17843814
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>> No.17843981
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Motorbike hag is the best hag!

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Nice kanakp

>> No.17854857
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Sure she is.

>> No.17859248

Which Hag is most likely to 逆強姦 unsuspecting humans?

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>> No.17859392

Why are their tongues always hanging out it looks so goofy

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>> No.17860412

What the Heck Dude, My Mom is My Wife?!

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>> No.17861108

Am I going blind?

>> No.17861132

Can't unsee.

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>> No.17861206

You don't need vision where we're going, anon.

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Big, sloppy, granny kisses.

>> No.17861233

What do you mean?

>> No.17862623

He was probably referring to the doujinshi.

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>> No.17865837

It begins

>> No.17867899

I'd bet any of them would.
Especially yuuka.

>> No.17867921

>stop speculating on unconfirmed details of literal fiction
anon you are a retard
quoting you by the way

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I bet Yuuka doesn't even know what sex is.

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I love the sun /jp/

>> No.17874021
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You can see the outline of Kanako's no no place.

>> No.17874146
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Kanako wants babies!

>> No.17874452

The entire shrine is full of sluts.

>> No.17878705
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It's not being a slut if you do it for the sole purpose of procreation.

>> No.17878862

touhou hentai porn

>> No.17881612

Aya is /ourleader/. I'll follow her to death.

>> No.17888730

But it's called mooning if their butts are facing us anon...