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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Puff-puff.

>> No.17803639

Maids are olev.

>> No.17803640
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17803640

Short on cash? Then follow this handy-dandy guide!

1. Go inna woods
2. Eat liver & onions, it's delicious and has lots of iron in it
3. Use your newly found massive iron quotient to confuse the magnetic sense of Fae folk
4. When they're dizzy and lacking a sense of direction, harvest their Fairy Dust/Art Juices
5. Sell the previous to a witching woman or alchemist or whatever
6. Enjoy the beverages they offer you
This last step is crucially important.

>> No.17803646

>>17803640
Can I just sell my semen?

>> No.17803650
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>>17803646
Only to a strumpet and a harlot.

>> No.17803659

>>17803640
Just sit in a cardbord box in the rain with a drooping sign that says
>Will husband for a home

>> No.17803660 [DELETED] 

Which monster girls are the best for farts? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17803663

x is best girl

>> No.17803667

I want to date a Lynx Girl with big fluffy paws and cute ears!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

>> No.17803674

>Encyclopedia Vol.2 arrived

Time to learn with three hands

>> No.17803687

>>17803659
>Teenage homeless anon out in the rain and the ruins of his box.
>His sign dropped and forgotten, all feeling in his legs deadened and his body shivering.
>His eyes are drooping, his consciousness fading under the torrent of the rain. In the final moments before he closes his eyes he could swear he sees a shape.
>When he wakes up, he's in bed with two heavily tattooed Kitsune who've wrapped him up in their tails and seem to have tried to warm him up with their bodies.
>The tear stains near their eyes imply that they were highly distraught.
Would you let twin Mofu Yakuza princesses heal you anon? Make everything right again?

>> No.17803690

>>17803687
>Mofu
Silly anon, should have pulled his stunt in a gated undead community. Then he wouldn't have gotten the short straw

>> No.17803697

>>17803690
Undead girls can't warm you anon.

>> No.17803707

>>17803697
>fireplaces don't real
Besides it doesn't matter if you actually die. Did you forget where you set up shop?

>> No.17803712
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I'm gonna huff a hellhounds chest fluff even if it's the last thing I do!

>> No.17803717 [DELETED] 

>>17803660
Monsters with big asses and a lot of fiber in their diet, so trolls maybe.

>> No.17803730 [DELETED] 

>>17803660

What a faggot.

>> No.17803731

>>17803707
Yakuza princess twins are infinitely superior though.

>> No.17803736

>"No one bit my bait so I replied to myself!"
Pathetic.

>> No.17803744
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17803744

A thing that came to mind is what how Insulting would it be for a vampire to accuse another vampire of sucking the blood of men other than her husband?

>> No.17803745

>>17803731
Wrong. After all, they could be undead yakuza princess twins.
Also, two is inherently inferior to one IMHO.

>> No.17803749

>>17803744
Grounds for attempted Diablerie.

>> No.17803752
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17803752

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>> No.17803753

>>17803745
Two is only inferior to one if they aren't identical twins.

>> No.17803755
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I want to squeeze her

>> No.17803756
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17803756

I had this one idea of a phantom that creates a play for Halloween every year

>> No.17803757

>>17803756
What don't Phantoms make a play for?

>> No.17803759
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>>17803744

There are some things you just don't do. This is one of those things.

>> No.17803760

>>17803744
I suppose monsters would have to get fancy with insults to make them stick.

>> No.17803763

>>17803757
I was thinking
>That one time she gets rekt in mario party

But then I realized she could still make a play out of it

>> No.17803768

>>17803763
How does one make a lewd play out of mario party?

>> No.17803770

>>17803763
Sounds like the making of a murderous tragedy.

>> No.17803776

>>17803744
Thats the kind of insult that would have a vampire take of her glove and slap you

>> No.17803778
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>>17803752
That will require a spider with a fat ass abdomen.

>> No.17803785

>>17803768
Plays made by a Phantom usually end up in sex. She'll find a way.

>> No.17803791

>>17803785
Quick, think the most unsexy movie you can think of and make it lewd!

>> No.17803795

>>17803778
I really need a fat bottomed spider with a big juicy abdomen to sit on my face.

>> No.17803803

https://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD
Tsukumogami,
Update line: 1443 where Gram makes a recovery and sets out with his sexy sword, eventually coming across some dwarves on edge. As usual comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Hope you guys enjoy.

>> No.17803813

>>17803776
Assuming both are married Vampires, they would use thier respective husbands as stress relief after their fight.

>> No.17803816

I wonder how much money I could make in the MGE world with pregnancy test kits

>> No.17803819

>>17803791
Anything recent by Rob Schneider.
You can't.

>> No.17803824

>>17803756
And I'm the guy who sings the chorus
>>17803803
Hey, you! Yeah, you! You thinking of doing a story for Halloween? Someone last thread said you're the best writer of undead here so I'm forwarding that good will towards you.

>> No.17803827

>>17803819
Deuce Bigalow with monster girls writes itself.

>> No.17803828

>>17803819
>Rob Schneider
>Reminded of 8 crazy nights
>nam flashbacks of deer scene
>Can't unthink white horns being into scat
This is not the way I wanted my night to go.

>> No.17803829

>>17803824
>Halloween
Not really, but I did start thinking about christmass stories early. Was thinking of carrying on from Phantom. Any ideas for halloween?

>> No.17803834
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17803834

Cheshire Cats are for unsmuging by showing just how much you love them.

>> No.17803840

>>17803829
I had this idea about a bunch of spiders and their families living in a village of web cocoons that they move using a system of pulleys and web-ziplines but then I started writing about a Mummy so now that idea is up for grabs.

>> No.17803841

>>17803834
What a cute flustered pout.

>> No.17803850

>>17803834
>Pout
Fuck that shit, you have to go deeper.
Do it in a way that has her cover her mouth with her paws with wide eyes as she starts to cry. from what ever declaration of love.
the kind that reduces her to asking if you did this all for her while stuttering.

>> No.17803851

>>17803840
I've also though about a suspended spider-kingdom in a cave system somewhere. Anything to do with that would be a bit more developed than a short festive story tho.

>> No.17803856

>>17803851
Then I'll just keep it.
All those webs with frost on them I've been saying these past two days are damn pretty though. Maybe this would work for Christmas too.

>> No.17803859
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I miss snow

>> No.17803862

>>17803856
Spider christmas is good. Sounds comfy, like, hand woven silk stockings and sweater comfy.

>> No.17803872

>>17803859
Does he get a yuki onna, or just a human traveler?

>> No.17803878

>>17803834
That's a boy, anon.

>> No.17803880

>>17803878
On what basis do you claim this?

>> No.17803883
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>>17803872
No, he got her
and a daughter as well

>> No.17803886

>>17803880
The artist saying such

>> No.17803887

>>17803886
Whelp, into the trash it goes.

>> No.17803889

>>17803886
I looked through their feed and found no evidence of this.

>> No.17803900
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>This kills the meido

>> No.17803904

>>17803889
The cheshire can be a girl or boy whether you desire is the artist's opinion. Art is in the eyes of the beholder.

>> No.17803907

>>17803904
That is outright asking for arguments.

>> No.17803910

>>17803907
It's on their twitter if thats what you want to argue about.

>> No.17803911

>>17803904
I do not see how this changes my statement.
I have looked around and I find no evidence that what you are saying is true.
I have looked through their feed and there is no mention that this is a boy in any shape or form. Unless you can show me prof I'm going to assume that you are baiting.

>> No.17803912

>>17803889
The artist hangs out in the circlejerk and said it's a cheshire (male). She drawn it as part of a series of shitposts.

>> No.17803913

>>17803911
check again
>>17803912
Was not shitposts. It was for fun.

>> No.17803914

>>17803913
>check again
Alright, baiting.

>> No.17803917
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>>17803911
This is the person that drew the thing. this is what they said when asked

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I need heat

>> No.17803923

>>17803917
Thank you anon for showing actual fucking evidence.
And so I'm going to go with this: It's a canonically female character, drawn to look female. There by I'm going to considered her female.

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>>17803923

>> No.17803935
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I wonder as a trumpart gets stonger, could I get to see the card number go up?

>> No.17803938

>>17803928
I have not changed my opinion. The artist says "Go with what ever you want". I go with female.

>> No.17803941

>>17803928
>>17803938
Oh yeah, and since the artist in lurking in the thread. Can you draw a Lich getting pet as well?

>> No.17803946

>I didn't draw a dick so it's up to you
I've no stock in this whole argument, but I'm just gonna say no artist has ever drawn a girl and turned around to say "Well it's kind of up to personal interpretation, you know?"

These are weasel words for when you've drawn a girly boy and want to distance yourself from the autists.

>> No.17803951

>>17803941
>Petting Lich
>She shows no reaction
>Stop petting
>Soft monotone voice:
"Don't stop..."
>Resume petting

>> No.17803955 [DELETED] 

>>17803935
I would be a think to document
Like when a Kitsune Tsuki turns into a real foxgirl, or that transition of a ghost turning into a phantom.

>> No.17803959
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17803959

I think we can all agree that koyoi was the best maiden

>> No.17803961

>>17803951
This is why Liches are so good. they are just so damn cute.

>> No.17803963
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>>17803941
Sure, headpats are very important to me.

>> No.17803964

>>17803959
>The best maiden that isn't Wilmarina
FTFY

>> No.17803965

>>17803963
>The mad man actually did it
Holy fuck! Thank you.

>> No.17803967
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>>17803965
No problem. But I don't lurk here much so it probably wont happen again for a while. Please keep good pats in your heart.

>> No.17803969

>>17803963
I expected this only to end with more shitstorms. But it ended with a cute Lich pic.
To day was a good day.

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>>17803935
It would be a thing to document
Like when a Kitsune Tsuki turns into a real foxgirl, or that transition of a ghost turning into a phantom.

>> No.17803976

>>17803963
Holy shit that's cute.

>> No.17803979

>>17803959
>>17803964
>Forgetting Best echidna

>> No.17803984

>>17803963
>Happy lich
WRONG

>> No.17803985
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>>17803979
I didn't forget anything

>> No.17803990

>>17803985
>Damn this bitch has some really nice legs. How do we preserve this?
>Lamia

>> No.17803991

>>17803971
I'll take "monster I forgot existed" for 500

>> No.17803993

>>17803985
Is it me or does the jacket on echidna merse look more rubbery?

>> No.17804027

>>17803985
>>17803990
what would look better for her to corrupt into to preserve those legs?

>> No.17804032
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17804032

Oomukade a cute, would cuddle a centipede.

>> No.17804036

>>17804027
Ochimusha

>> No.17804045
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17804045

Every day I pray towards pharaoh and hope one day to witness her awakening from my arrival.

>> No.17804047

>>17804032
Yep, I would as well, especially if she has a bit of pudge and some ludicrously large breasts.

And if she doesn't Mammo Bammo will do it soon enough.

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>>17804045
She might not act as regal as you expect when you first meet her.

>> No.17804055
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>>17804032
Sweet, an Oomukade I don't have yet.

>> No.17804057

>>17804055
>oomuJKade
sweating_man.jpg

>> No.17804065

>>17804054
I wouldn't mind, she's probably hungry after the thousands of years having no sex.

>> No.17804077

>>17804055
I was surprised to see it when I checked the wiki, new Oomukade art is a rare thing. Not sure who the artist is though.
>>17804057
>compensated dating with an oomuJKade

>> No.17804078

Remember that monster girl kohais are impressionable and can be lead astray should their senpai have ulterior motives.

>> No.17804082

>>17804077
>compensated envenomation with an oomuJKade

>> No.17804094

>>17804082
>laying paralysed on the floor while oomuJKade counts the notes

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>>17803752
And I want a monstergirl ass like that on my face.

>> No.17804140

>>17803803
Hell yeah motherfucker, nice to see you around.

>> No.17804141

>>17804137
Anon she's too fat. Your head is going to be smashed.

>> No.17804145

>>17803967
>faggots are now using this as an excuse to post monsterboys
The slippery slope is real.

>> No.17804151

>>17803967
>new hellhound art
>male
If this weren't /jp/ I'd be posting some sort of angry image with a gun photoshopped in

>> No.17804160

>>17804151
Do it anyway, only good monster boy is a dead monster boy.

>> No.17804167

>>17804137
I wanna feel up her rear while she's working behind the bar.

>>17804141
Incorrect, that body is one all kikis should strive for

>> No.17804173

>>17804140
Yeah, haven't really been writing much lately. Still, that one anon got me thinking on a halloween story so I might have something for the 31st

>> No.17804177

>>17804167
I refuse. I like them slender.

>> No.17804184

>>17804173
Godspeed, friend.

>> No.17804190

>>17804177
And I like them thick and breedable.
A pair of kikis like that would be fantastic

>> No.17804193

>>17804190
I like them slender because I want to spank them. And it's kinda difficult to have someone over your knees if they're bigger than you.

>> No.17804194

>>17803803
>penywise
It really is halloween, I think I just seen a ghost. Not that I'm complianing, great stuff.

>> No.17804209

>>17804193
>Bigger
Are you some sort of skeleton man or midgit?
Even a kiki that soft wouldn't be hard to bend over your knees

>> No.17804211

>>17804209
A kiki that large would be troublesome.

>> No.17804223

You're all plebs. Tallpear is OBJECTIVELY perfection.

>> No.17804227

>>17804211
You only say that because there's a lot of real estate to spank

>> No.17804231

>>17804227
And because she would crush my legs.

>> No.17804232

>>17804223
>Tallpear
Are there any visual examples of this bodytype?

>> No.17804239

>>17804231
>that
>Crushing your legs

Drink milk, do squats.

>> No.17804241
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>>17804232
Nobody has managed to capture such true perfection I'm affraid. There are some nice medium height pears though.

>> No.17804243

>>17804241
Methoniums Peach Butt girl immediately came to mind for me right before you posted that image, wew.

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I want some /fa/ Phantoms for Halloween.

>> No.17804288

>>17804241
Medium pear is the peak of sexuality. Too fat is not attractive and muscular can end up looking masculine.

>> No.17804307

>>17804288
It's gotten to the point for me where they can't just be normal.

They need muscle, pudge, both, or extra large assets to get me going Anymore

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Vampires are not good.

>> No.17804322
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A new chapter of Aquanaut begins today. Fun fact: the sun was in my eyes when I was writing this and I was too lazy to draw the curtains so I actually wrote the majority of this with my eyes closed. Try it sometime.

https://pastebin.com/8e7qZAG6

>> No.17804325

>>17804267
/fa/ Phantoms sounds redundant, aren't they /fa/ at all times?

>> No.17804330

>>17804319
I'd spank that vampire.

>> No.17804337

>>17804307
Oh man, I'm glad I have a thing for average. That really sounds like a curse to me but at least you aren't into the hyper stage yet.

>> No.17804349

>>17804337
I'm actually on the low end of that.

I'd probably have to hand a legal list of my fetishes to monster girls I'd try to date.

Would be kinda funny watching a jinko debate if the chance of ending up strongfat or with tits the size of her torso is worth it.

>> No.17804358

>>17804349
Just appreach her and ask if she is willing to become an abomination.
In my case I prefer girls to have a normal height, normal tits, a nice gropable ass and a body of someone who exercises once in a while and has a balanced diet. They can vary in size a bit, but a woman like that would be perfect.

>> No.17804362
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17804362

Hoof Town Pizza is the pizza for you and me!

With a nice Unicorn making a kissy face while holding a pizza box on the cover!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFXF0jlQYU

>> No.17804366

>>17804362
I prefer lizard pizza because the delivery girls are mostly cute sallies and I fucking love them. It's nice when they send an air delivery through a wyvern too.

>> No.17804371

>>17804358
That sounds nice and, while I'd enjoy that for a while, I know if eventually start thinking about what shed be like with the extras.

Doesn't help that I have the preg/hyper preg fetishes on top of the rest.

>On one had, I will no longer be of training or tourneys.
>On other hand, Mama will stop with the pestering about the grand children.


I'd be in the local Rata database as a 'Husband of last resort."

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17804380

>>17804366
But Lizards are slow anon! Cold Pizza is no good!

And the Pegasus high rise delivery girl does the same job as a Wyvern!

>> No.17804385

>>17804371
I think they would be okay with the preg stuff, especially since that is their objective and your happyness is important too so she probably wouldn't mind dropping other things.
Still, going through such changes would definitely be weird for a monster but I don't think you would be a last resort. Think positive, at least you don't need flaying.

>> No.17804390

>>17804380
Lizards in bikes and jogging salamanders, it's worth it for seeing how hot they are in those running clothes and spats. Also, even if it's a pegasus they aren't as cool looking as wyverns and dragons.

>> No.17804401

>>17804385
The big problem would be that I don't want them to be unhappy and having a jinko or lizardman quit those things because of me wouldn't sit all that well in my head.

Would feel like they settled

>> No.17804403

>>17804194
I'm on a spiritual journey as a writer to become that which I write about.

>> No.17804405

>>17804403
A monster?

>> No.17804406

>>17804405
ded

>> No.17804412

>>17804401
Well, maybe they could keep doing it then even if their body isn't fit for ir anynore. Like a fat jinko becoming a sumo fighter or something like that.

If you are unsure about what you want they could force their fetishes upon you instead, so you'd end up liking them the way they are and if you are feeling extra kinky some potions could come into play.

>> No.17804431 [DELETED] 

>>17803967
>immediedly posts more monsterboy shit
As expected from some tumblrfaggot that hangs out in the circlejerk. It's a monster girl thread, go back to your pride parade if you want to "manipulate it gender wise" you hack. Your scribbles are dog shit, and you are are dog shit.

>> No.17804437

So I've seen moonlight Titania and fairy dragons. How about moonlight fairy dragons sounds like a yugioh card.

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>>17804160
>>17804151
Gotchu. Monsterboys please peave.

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>> No.17804460

>>17804454
I want to eat that out.

>> No.17804461

>>17804441
This. Even if you are a "content" creator you don't get a free pass to shitpost.

>> No.17804465

>>17804461
>everything I don't like is a shitpost

>> No.17804467

>>17804461
Draw a circle on the image where it shows evidence of being a male

>> No.17804470

>>17804465
>drawing monsterboys and traps and keeping posting them in the thread isn't shitposting
That "artist" is better off staying in TFT.

>> No.17804472

>>17804467

>>17803917
>>17803928

>> No.17804478

>>17804470
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a shitpost.

>> No.17804480

>>17804412
Maybe.
I think the bigger issue would be if it adds the fetish, removes one, and/or alters the strength of it.

Potions would probably be a better bet for indulging without permanent marks, although it may just exasurbate them

>> No.17804485

>>17804478
So now you're just straight up defending monsterboys?

>> No.17804490

>>17804485

>>17804467

>> No.17804510

>>17804490
Can't get any harder proof than the one who drew them saying it outright:

>>17803917
>>17803928

>> No.17804515

>>17804485
No, I'm just fighting stupidity. I don't care about their genders, I care about retards shitting up the thread.

>> No.17804521
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17804521

>>17804390
>Also, even if it's a pegasus they aren't as cool looking as wyverns and dragons.

Pegasus = Wyveryn

Unicorn Pegasus = Dragon

>> No.17804522

>>17804510
If its up to interpretation than I guess ill just assume they are girls until I see a drawn on them. Once fags start posting that they are boys, thats different.

>> No.17804524

>>17804454
>”Hey little brother, I’m bored tonight! Come watch movies in my room with me~”
What do?

>> No.17804526

>>17804437
>moonlight fairy dragons
How is supposed to protect me when shes blind? Im going to need to protect her.

>> No.17804531

>>17804454
>>17804524
I would do so, then keep thumbing her thong strings and lick her armpits dry.

I have a great fucking desire for some thick sweaty succubus sister.

>> No.17804532

>>17804522
He did say they are boys on discord from the start though
Later he backpedaled it on twitter with "up to interpretation" bullshit

>> No.17804542
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17804542

It seems a flock of Wyverns have taken a liking to you.

>> No.17804545

>>17804542
Rub their tails!

>> No.17804549

>>17804542
Adorable.
Going to take them back to their mother, encourage them to eat plenty of meat to grow up big and strong before continuing on.

Maybe I'll see them again in a few years

>> No.17804550
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17804550

>>17804545
I dunno, it's a bit difficult to find the right spo-

>> No.17804551

>>17804521
Nope, dragons and wyverns are more cool looking and fancy. Their scales are nice and their attitude makes you want to tip the fuck out of them.
Horses are okay though.

>> No.17804554

>>17804526
Moonlight fairy dragons have a bit of sight, but they are still for protecting. If you aren't a strong moonlight knight you'll have to work hard.

>> No.17804555
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17804555

>>17804549
Two of them remember from their time as children. They appear to be making an offer.

>> No.17804559

>>17804555
The one on the left is making the face of a girl who likes anal.

>> No.17804560
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17804560

Dragons and stuff

>> No.17804563
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17804563

>>17804560
Dragons are too delicious for this world.

>> No.17804566

>>17804555
Well apparently they didn't follow through on the plenty of meat part.

Whatever, we can work on that afterwards

>> No.17804572
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17804572

>>17804563

Do not lick the dragons.

>> No.17804574
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17804574

>>17804572
Do not squeeze the Dragons too

>> No.17804575
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17804575

>>17804559
Not quite as much as their sister.

>>17804566
They were 5, they barely understood what you were talking about. The third sister seems to have misinterpreted your comments though.

>> No.17804576

>>17804572
I'm going to kiss a dragon so much even a ghoul would feel ashamed. If she wants even more I'll lick her so hard akanames would call me master!

>> No.17804579

>>17804542
Cute.

>> No.17804582

>>17804572
Can I dick them then?

>> No.17804587

>>17804574
Thanks to mononomamama we know this doesn’t hurt, but what would it feel like?

>> No.17804588

>>17804574
A man can't resist his squishy daughteru, it's impossible not to play with her cheeks.

>> No.17804595
File: 3.07 MB, 2000x2667, __kanna_kamui_and_tooru_kobayashi_san_chi_no_maidragon_drawn_by_biodragon__19238e4581f7f819732d13738a0d14f4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17804595

>>17804572
Can I spank a dragon?

>> No.17804596

>>17804515
>I don't care about their genders
Go to TFT then, among the rest of the faggots who don't care about genders.

>>17804522
The artist literally said they're boys. It can't get more confirmed than that. You're defending fucking monsterboys and making excuses for a tumblrfag just to be contrarian.

>> No.17804612

>>17804588
Too right anon, plus if you can resist sticking anything in her anus it's not even sex!

>> No.17804613

>>17804575
She actually got it right, although now we need to work on mass to go with the definition.
She gets the D first for following instructions

>> No.17804614

>>17804595
Only if they do something completely out of the pale.

>> No.17804617

>>17804596
Do you have a screencap or any other proof?

>> No.17804618
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17804618

>>17804582
Of course. Every dragon deserves to have a nice cock filling up their insides, whether they are big or small.

>>17804588
Yes. Dragons have nice butts and you can play with their tail too, just be careful since you'll be playing with fire.

>> No.17804621

>>17804618
>>17804595
Meant to reply to you.

>>17804612
Loli dragons are fine, but if you try to dick your daughteru you should get your dick burned off.

>> No.17804622
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17804622

>>17804595
>>17804614
Forgot my bloody image.

>>17804613
How much mass are we talking? Pectoral. pelvic or abdominal? Or do you just want her to carry the mass of your daughteru for 9 months?

>> No.17804629

>>17804614
What would be considered normal for a dragon?

>>17804618
We'll have to have our own fireproof room for spankings.

>> No.17804631

>>17804617
Other than the ones already posted in the thread? Or several witnesses telling you the same thing?
Or even the artist posting in this thread, saying nothing to deny it and just attentionwhoring more with his monsterboy pictures?
>>17803963
>>17803967

Take your monsterboys to /y/.

>> No.17804632

I want a harem of Kuu girls.
Mantis. Lich. Glacies. Golem. Automaton.
It will be very satisfactory. My desire would be at peak levels. So much love.

>> No.17804634

>>17804631
The lich is female though. One hint is at the filenames.

>> No.17804637

>>17804554
>The Moonlight Fairy Kingdom is made for protecting.
If you have a strong urge to protect semi-helpless girls that sounds like a nice place to go. Just be careful of the more powerful monsters. I heard the Titania's can shoot lasers and the dragon's have a breath like a sweet mist that can pacify the angriest of people.

>> No.17804638

>>17804629
>normal for a dragon
She'd be expected to conduct herself regally, and to present a dignified front at all times. At no point in time is she to show even the slightest hint of affection for her meat dildo of a husband, and becoming a MERE is right out.

Certainly, she isn't allowed to wear a French maid uniform with far too short skirt and bend over your table seductively, displaying her perverted lack of underwear. It is quite unacceptable for her, having done so, to beg for a spanking from her "master" for beiing a bad maid. Why, that kind of dragon would almost certainly deserve a spanking.

>> No.17804646

>>17804638
Yeah, I can see. Showing affections, even in the bedroom, would most certainly qualify for a little butt slapping.

MERE?

>> No.17804648 [SPOILER] 
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17804648

>>17804637
>>17804554
Good sir knights, a humble citizen of our fair realm needs your aid! Please hurry!

>> No.17804653

>>17804629
>fireproof room for spankings.
I'd be careful if I were you, anon. I'd make the whole house fireproof since waifu has a problem when having a hard orgasm and we would fuck in all rooms at least once. If you only do it in the spank dungeon you should be fine though.

>> No.17804655

>>17804646
Check the Dragon profile.

>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

In other words, we're talking a Dragon who has become slave to the cock.

>> No.17804656

>>17804634
>The lich is female though
And the other ones sure as hell aren't. It's just an another tumblrfaggot trying to inject their politics into MGE, blatantly taking advantage of the current atmosphere of the thread created by the constant concern trolling about content creators and hoping nobody tells him to fuck off back to where he belongs.

>> No.17804658
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17804658

You ready to get comfy?

>> No.17804663

>>17804622
Biceps, thighs, abs, pecs, and more.
Gonna get her big enough to carry a brood without issue and frighten off baphomet.

She's gonna be queen of the mountain when we're done.

Maybe co-queen if we get her sisters in on this

>> No.17804668

>>17804653
Wouldn't keep me from pinching her sore ass after a nice spanking, even if we're in the living room.

>>17804655
I get it.

>> No.17804669

>>17804648
Oh no! No matter how many times you tell those little girls to be careful they always end up messing up.

It would be rather complicated when a dragon fairy messes up on purpose because she likes me princess carrying her though.

>> No.17804672

>>17804648
Well, I lift the wallet off her

>> No.17804678

>>17804648
This is really the worst I can imagine happening in the fairy kingdoms. I like to think some amount of the fae knights are a bit disappointed in the lack of action they see for a knight. But when they get home and find out their wives found out about their "heroic" deeds and cooked a nice dinner and got the bed ready for a long night, well they find its worth the quiet job. Still dont go making of them and their armour littered with bright flowers and trim.

>> No.17804679

>>17804622
Stop drooling!

>> No.17804684 [DELETED] 

>>17804668
No, those who spank the dragon daughteru sexually deserve to get their hands burned.

>> No.17804685

>>17804632
No kunoichi?

>> No.17804691

>>17804648
Never forget the textbook massacre of ‘97. Just too much weight for the little girls.

>> No.17804693

>>17804679
But then you wont get the oil, or what ever the fuck it was.

>> No.17804698

>>17804684
I was talking about a waifu, but spanking a daughteru sounds nice too. Well, if she deserves it.

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>>17804691

Sounds like they need a training arc.

>> No.17804708
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>>17804663
>queen of the mountain
>your bedroom music is In the Hall of the Mountain King
>you match your pelvic thrusts to the timing of the music
How impressed would your waifus be with your sense of culture?

>>17804672
Good sir Knight, thou hast proven thy mettle and virtue to Her Luminous Majesty, Moonlit Titania. She would have thee become her Champion, and wed her daughter to continue the noble line. Thy brethren in arms, Sir >>17804669, Sir >>17804678, and Lorekeeper >>17804691 will induct thee into the Holy Fairy Guard.

>>17804679
What are you going to do to make her? She's your boss, after all.

>> No.17804715

>>17804638
>She'd be expected to conduct herself regally, and to present a dignified front at all times. At no point in time is she to show even the slightest hint of affection for her meat dildo of a husband
Are you saying my tomboyish dragon isn't normal? I'll have you know she might be kinky, but she can fit in perfectly with other dragons!

>>17804668
Be careful, she might be extra sensitive and with the way she is MERE you might get her begging to be dicked.

>> No.17804717

>>17804685
How did you notice her?!

>> No.17804721

>>17804698
I preferred the discussion we had yesterday about the ninja kiki.

>> No.17804723

>>17804717
If there is no ninja, there is a ninja.
>No muffled cry of "dammit!" when a kunoichi finds out she's busted

>> No.17804724

>>17804698
Waifu is fine, daughteru is not. They are for growing up and finding a nice boy.

>> No.17804730

>>17804715
>>17804715
I'll have to refrain so that she stays classy.

>>17804724
She's not for spoiling though. Be strict or she'll become a mere.

>> No.17804731

>>17804708
I believe they'd be more impressed by the daughterus I'm putting in their hulking frames.

>> No.17804733

>>17804708
Neat, champion sounds pretty fun

>> No.17804736

>>17804730
>Be strict or she'll become a mere.
Make her the purest dragon to ever exist, one that nobody would want to desecrate. That honor is reserved for the man that can prove himself to you.

>> No.17804740

>>17804693
Fire seed oil
Headcannon has it as dragon lighter fluid

>> No.17804742

>>17804730
Anon do you know what you are doing to your dragon? She'll go beyond mere if you don't dick her while she begs. That or your house would get flooded because she's too wet.

And I agree with you there, wouldn't want mine becoming a mere female lizard with a fetish for spanking.

>> No.17804745

>>17804721
>sit down at the breakfast table
>empty, but you’ve been around your maid long enough now to not worry
>right as she predicted, you feel a long yawn coming on, and stretch back with your eyes closed
>when you open them, the table is set and filled with a wonderful full breakfast, orange juice and milk, silverware all in place, eggs piping hot, a newspaper opened to the most interesting article on the table and a napkin tucked under your neck
>”Jeeze, you’ve outdone yourself this time, dear. Really, this looks fantastic!”
>you hear the unmistakable faint sound of ears wiggling- it seems your senses have improved as well from prolonged exposure to the Kunoikiki

>> No.17804746

Anyone got that one mad hatter green text?
the small one with the table.

>> No.17804755

>>17804708
What I want to see is a moonlit Alraune.
At first glance it’s just as timid and lowly as the other moonlit Realm denizens, with big, inciting petals leading into a gently lit middle.
Its actually a vicious yandere that is not dissimilar to a Venus fly trap and snatches up unknowing men who think the sounds of a girl sobbing are coming from the center of the massive plant- when it’s actually her luring them in

>> No.17804763

>>17804745
I wanna molest her ears as she grinds her fat ninja butt into my lap on my order.

>> No.17804766
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>>17804746
>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees the two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

>> No.17804770

>>17804742
I wouldn't mind it, but she probably would. And her parents would be disappointed.

>> No.17804771

>>17804766
My wife hard at work doing her civic duty for the Realm!

>> No.17804777

>>17804755
>spoiler
Consider that plants growing in the moonlit kingdom are starved of sunlight and are given relatively little exposure to mamono mana, when the capricious Seelie Court of Moonlit Faeries does not camp near them.

Therefore, they must have spent many years alone and afraid of strange things in the dark and twisted brambles of the forest. How sad they must be, without a strong husband to protect them. How delighted they must be, when a man finally finds them and offers them help. How can one blame them for seeking comfort? How can one castigate them for holding on to men's kindness with all the strength they have in their frail bodies?

>> No.17804778

>>17804755
>moonlit denizen
>vicious
Unheard of. Moonlight monsters are for being cutely pathetic and protection.
Even the hulking moonlight crystal golems are timid beings who need love and protection.

>> No.17804780

>>17804778
Sounds like a paradise for spankos.

>> No.17804782
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17804782

>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

>> No.17804788
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17804788

>>17804782
>The Shirohebi soon catch on to their mistress' tsundere love

>> No.17804789

>>17804782
>She doesn't know i love rain

>> No.17804790

>>17804777
Damn. Now I’m picturing a man breaking free from one as she frantically and desperately tries to hold him back only for him to finally get out, and her hysterical sobbing and hyperventilating leads to her crying out and hiding under her petals...
>”Don’t leave!! You can’t leave!! It’s so dark, why is it so dark?! Please, please come back! It’s too dark! It’s too dark!” Her wails echo into the empty night as the Things Unseen circle her lonely glade.

>> No.17804791

>>17804782
That human actually called her fat old and lonely and she couldn't handle it. Now she is determined to ruin every date he would have.

>> No.17804797

>>17804780
You’re really one-note, you know that?

>> No.17804811

>>17804782
>moments before this, the human left her an offering of a ring at her shrine
>he doesn't actually know her, he's just a jeweler by trade & can't figure out anything else to offer

>> No.17804812

>>17804790
>Moonlight Realm is actually surrounding the impact site of a meteor from deep space
>if you get too close to it, Things Unseen are said to get you
>they have a colour out of space that can’t be defined by those who haven’t been there
>and at the center of the impact site lies Nyarlathotep in all her horrific splendor being...
>...bored, mostly

>> No.17804813

>>17804782
In the words of 'The Cult' "I love the rain!".
>>17804778
How about not vicious but clingy? In a weird way. Like she begs you not to leave though you are physically incapable of moving and even if you could, you wouldn't go anywhere.

>> No.17804815

>>17804789
That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo.

>> No.17804818

>>17804766
>>17804782
I remember these, they're from Beast's Green dump right?

>> No.17804821

>>17804813
I guess that’s makes more sense along with the other green about her.

>> No.17804828

>>17804790
See? They're poor little dears. Just go back to her and keep her company and love her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

>> No.17804836

>>17804755
>>17804777
>>17804790
>She frantically clutches a little pendant that emits just a faint fraction of genuinely warm light
>stutters and voice cracking, sings a little nursery song about “mister sun”
>this is what leads to the sound of her sobbing
I’m making myself sad.

>> No.17804838

>>17804815
>Trying to ruin my day by doing something I like.
She's not good at this is she?

>> No.17804841
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17804841

>>17804836
Sounds like a job for the cat!

>> No.17804848

>>17804836
God help if a Sunbro Paladin gets lost and stumbles upon her.
His gross incandescence would send her into such desperate fits she may just uproot and chase after him.

>> No.17804855
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17804855

Okay okay, what if a White Horn Pegasus?

That Medivacs people in trouble in the mountains? Or a White Horn Pegasus Unicorn that heals everyone but shouldn't exist because there aren't enchanted forests in the mountains?

>> No.17804863

>>17804848
Fae knights might have more to do than saving fairys trapped under books and in jars. They have to map out the realm and find any Alraune and help her find a nice husband to keep them healthy and happy. Also they might unknowingly have a old space god in their realm.

>> No.17804864

>>17804818
Yeah, the thread was slow, so I thought posting the good ones would liven it up
There's a dragon one and one about selene left, should I post them or the pastebin itself?

>> No.17804873

Hatters that break the fourth wall y/n

>> No.17804879

>>17804863
Watching the knight ask Nyarlathotep for it's papers and visa would be a surreal sight.
>>17804873
What fourth wall?

>> No.17804885
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17804885

>>17804848
I shall hold the torch in the darkness, so that she may follow me!

>> No.17804888

>>17804770
I'd do my best to raise mine in a way she would keep fighting like her mom. Hell, I wouldn't mind if she got someone from here actually since there are a lot of subs.

>> No.17804889

>>17804855
>>17804848
>White Horn Pegasus Unicorn that lives in the mountainous forests of the Moonlit Kingdom
>Her husband is Chief Matchmaker for the Warriors of Sunlight
>She locates Moonlit Alraunes in cooperation with the Fae Knights, while her husband redirects the young upstarts to them

>> No.17804904
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17804904

>You're going to take responsibility for falling on my chest~

>> No.17804905

>>17804864
Just the dragon one.

>> No.17804908

>>17804864
>White Horn Pegasus Unicorn
>Your body is complicated [-10% Spd]

>> No.17804911
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17804911

>>17804904
I'm going to take responsibility for a good deal more than that.

>> No.17804913

>>17804908
For >>17804855

>> No.17804920

>>17804908
Is that some motherfuckin stone soup referencing

>> No.17804924

>>17804920
I was gunning for Elona but DCSS could apply as well.

>> No.17804933

>>17804904
I wounder how it would feel to just keep fucking up with her slipperiness and end up having accidental sex with her.

>> No.17804944
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>>17804905
>Be Knight guy
>Perfectly fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was fine until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like they stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you stare into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.
>"No more running! I will have what is mine!"

>> No.17804945
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17804945

>>17804908
I mean that's still faster than anything on land or in the sea and only marginally slower than other flyers.

An acceptable nerf considering it's the equivalent of flying a helicopter in a mountainous snowstorm.

>> No.17804950

>>17804933
That’s pretty much your life with them, Tritonias, and quite possibly Krakens.

>> No.17804952
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17804952

Remember to slay ALL the dragons, son

>> No.17804953

>>17804908
Time to gene engineer.

>> No.17804957

>>17804952
What might the sauce be?

>> No.17804960 [SPOILER] 
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>>17804944

>> No.17804961

>>17804950
>Your day consist of having accident after accident that ends with you in a sexual position of just strait up sex with her.
School must be fun if you had her as a class mate.

>> No.17804962

>>17804953
emg_chimaera.jpg

>> No.17804967
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>>17804957
Literally "Dragon Wife" / DoraYome

>> No.17804969

>>17804960
S P A N K E D

>> No.17804971

>>17804944
No no, the heros are on the other side of the field.
I'm just expensive cannon fodder

>> No.17804975

>>17804967
Thanks, the best I got on my own was 'long wife' which was very confusing.

>> No.17804976

>>17804967
Is it the return of Neutron-Star kun?

>>17804969
Y E S

>> No.17804980

>>17804960
How is she still smug after such a spanking?

>> No.17804982

>>17804976
Nah, he's not dense, he's just a prude

>> No.17804985

>>17804980
Because it's just the beginning. Gentle anal sex will come next.

>>17804982
Too bad. Dense guys are funny, prude are just annoying.
>omg i saw a booby
>i am having an erection satan leave my body

>> No.17804993

>>17804944
Greentexts were a mistake.

>> No.17804997

>>17804985
>Dense guys are funny
No

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>>17804985
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure she's going to rape the prude out of him soon

>> No.17805017

>>17804993
What do you want then?

>> No.17805019

>>17805017
Redtexts

>> No.17805021

>>17804985
We know what happens to prude guys that love dragons. At least this one has a wife to rape him.

>> No.17805026

>>17805019
You filthy deviant. You actually get off to that?

>> No.17805029

>>17805019
>>>Like this?
Wait, three arrows was the cross board link right? Do I need to put in the /?

>> No.17805032

>>17805029
>>>/i/ ruined it.

>> No.17805038

>>17805021
Is it wrong that I want to tease my dragon wife by getting her to admit she's a pervert that loves anal?

>> No.17805046

>>17805002
>"just count the spots on the ceiling while I rape you!"
Not into that kind of comedy but that line is gold.

>> No.17805048

>>17805038
Only if you don't love her.

>> No.17805052

>>17805032
>>>/a/
>>>/y/
>>>/y/
>>>/y/

>> No.17805057

>>17805038
I want to tease my waifu by telling her I love anal.
And once she bends over, presenting her butt while shaking in fer and apprehension, I want to say "No, I mean it the other way."

>> No.17805060

>>17805048
I love her.
I just like to tease her.
She also cannot say that she wants to stop when it starts, meaning I can keep going till I'm spent or the manticore venom runs out.

Dragon bodies are Sturdy

>> No.17805063

>>17803816
Probably zero.
You would be either killed by humans for witchcraft, or killed by monstergirls for uncanny valley spirit-less aura.

>> No.17805065

>>17805038
Of course not, but you gotta make sure you do it with lots of teasing. Just prod that butt until she can't hold it anymore.

>> No.17805075

>>17803687
>You can tell they're genuinely concerned for your well-being. They get especially worried when they notice you getting depressed when you dwell on the events leading up to you becoming homeless.
>They spare no expense on making you feel comfortable, giving you plenty of affection and love. The meals you get are some of the best you've ever had.
>You tell them how your parents bad habits caused them to get into debts couldn't possibly repay so they fled town while your were still sleeping. You were soon kicked out of your house soon after by debt collectors.
>You recall the fear you felt when the realization hit you that you were now homeless, it got worse when the hunger and thirst set in. By the time you were sitting in a box you felt nothing but despair. And of course it was raining.
>The pair of Kitsune cry all over again, hearing your story. They hug you tightly and promise to take care of you. You accept their offer to stay with them. The foreseeable future is filled with being gently buried in their tails and being doted on by them day and night.

>> No.17805082

>>17805063
>this retard again

>> No.17805097
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17805097

Y'all ready for that Wonderland Centaur?

>> No.17805102

>>17805097
Poor girl.

>> No.17805105

>>17805097
Yeah, sure, why not.

>> No.17805106

>>17805002
sauce?

>> No.17805109

>>17805097
Ready for it to be shit.

>> No.17805113

>>17805075
>hard-ass, normally sadisticly ruthless, ornately tattooed yakuza foxes
>but with you they’re extra doting and sweet and want to shield you from the bad things in life
I fucking love this. That’s the great stuff I’m looking for.

>> No.17805117

>>17804967
Can't find it as a manga. I'll look on e-hentai later.

>> No.17805123
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_tHLCdGkI

Singing foxes.

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>>17805075
I find it hard to believe that these ladies can be so kind.

>> No.17805131

>>17805113
>other mofu yakuza members sometimes snicker at the “pet human boy” the princesses have
>if the younger sister hears it, you notice the next time you see whoever said such things they have an eye patch and bow so deeply their head almost brushes the floor when you walk by
>if the older sister hears it- you simply don’t see them anymore. Ever.

>> No.17805135

>>17805131

>If both of them hear it...

>> No.17805136

>>17803687
>>17805075
I think this genuinely is the first time I’ve been so enamored with mofu. This would be so warm and welcoming.
>>17805113
I love the idea of this too.

>> No.17805141

>>17805127
All foxes have a soft side except Kumihos since they’re gooks, they just might only show it to certain people.

>> No.17805158

>>17805135
>”Anon, dear anon, come with us~”
>”We have a gift for our beloved anon, so come and see, come and see~”
>they take you to a dark cellar in the bowels of their Zipanguese mansion
>there, a naked Oni is blindfolded, bound and gagged, with lash marks all over her body
>the sisters bounce daintily over to her, smiling wide with closed eyes
>”See what we’ve gotten for you, dear anon? Are we not such kind big sisters?”
>”We’ve gotten IT just for you Anon, does this not please you so?”
>”Please, do whatever you like with THIS THING Anon, we will not be upset!”
>”THAT THING is yours to enjoy Anon, and quite sturdy, so please do not worry!”
>”We know you’ve got a lot of pent up frustration...”
>”So if you break your new TOY...”
>they both cutely pose in unison making the Fox hand gesture as the bound Oni lets out a muffled scream of terror
>”Your sisters will just get you another one! Nyaaah~~~!”

>> No.17805159

>>17805141
>Kumiho don't have soft sides
Nigger in the land of NTR and suffering, a Kumiho would relish every lovey dovey moment she can.

>> No.17805164

>>17805158
>How to ruin a character in one shit post.

>> No.17805165

>>17805158
I like.

>> No.17805174

>>17805158
Jesus.
I’d certainly appreciate the sentiment, but would rather they just let her go. Damn if it’s tempting though. Don’t fuck with the mofu yakuza I guess.

>> No.17805178

>>17805158
They’re just trying their best the only way they know how.

>> No.17805183

>>17805159
>the land of NTR and suffering
Yeah, and who do you think is contributing to that, hmm?
Never trust a Kumiho.

>> No.17805184

>>17805136
You’d wake up covered in multitude of tails, not knowing which belongs to who. It would take a half hour each morning just to get yourself untangled from it all, which they would relish in and giggle at your light struggling, knowing how much it soothes you (and turns you on)

>> No.17805187

>>17805158
Some hardcore mofu right there.
Does anything include taking her as a mistress?

>> No.17805188

>>17805158
It’s garbage.

>> No.17805190

>>17805187
Of course anon. She’s yours to do with what you wish. The sisters are from a culture that understands such things, they’d tease that you’re on the fast track to becoming a great lord in your own right.

>> No.17805191

>>17805183
Kumiho are innocent girls, pure foxes, hiding in a cave while a tempest of darkness rages outside. It's not their fault human liver is all that flies in for them to eat. They dare not to brave the storm lest they be swallowed by it, and so when an anon stumbles in, they take every opportunity to aggressively snuggle him so he doesn't wander back out into the shit

>> No.17805202

>>17805123
>Drugged by yandere fox
>Probably off to get raped

Lucky bastard

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>>17805102
>>17805109
But she has so much love to give!

You even get White Knight or Red Knight flavors!

>> No.17805205

>>17805190
Huh.
Well that's nice.

Granted, I guess I should do something about that oni so they don't think I'm going easy on her.

Wonder If causing her to lose all those prized muscles would be enough

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>>17805097
Unless she's also fluffy and pink, I don't know how she's going to compete.

>> No.17805210

>Idly comment on one of the members who mocked them before now having an eyepatch"
>"Ah such a terrible thing that!"
>"Absolutely dreadful."
>"She stumbled and injured herself"
>"Oh yes, So clumsy!"
>"She really should..."
>The eyepatched member walks by, noting the twins staring at her, looking visibly nervous.
>"..be more careful." She finishes in a flat tone, narrowing her stare at her.
>In response, the underling bows deeply and quickly leaves

>> No.17805215

>>17805202
You'd be correct.
https://exhentai.org/g/1104514/712a31708b/
Translation never.

>> No.17805216

>>17805203
>But she has so much love to give!
That's why I said "poor girl" being born horsepussy is like being born with downs.

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>>17805216
Do you know why every single MG in MGE Land would call you a bad person or chastise you for that hot opinion?

Because the Unicorn can save your life while they can't.

>> No.17805225

>>17805205
I think they’d be positively delighted to see that happen and may join you in speeding along that goal with plenty of “words of encouragement” to her.

>> No.17805238

>>17805210
I’m aroused by such displays of power. Would get hot and bothered at those kinds of situations and hope my benefactors wouldn’t notice.

>> No.17805240

>>17805222
>Bad person
What, for taking pity on an invalid?

>> No.17805247

>>17805203
Look, we’ve had exactly one exceptional horsepussy and that was mostly by virtue of them not actually being a horse.
Unless KC pulls out a miracle this girl is doomed to be ignored.

>> No.17805250

>>17805240
Anon we know you are just shy, you can't wait for the portals to open so you can taste that horse pussy.

>> No.17805253

>>17805225
Well, at least she's alive, although I don't really think she'd be doing anymore Yakuza things considering the shape she's be in by that point.

And family dinners with us all together may be awkward.

that and I don't know how eager she'd be at sharing a bed

>> No.17805255

>>17805250
Well I mean this is why they have handler - I mean, husbands right. So they don't bother other good people just going about their days.

>> No.17805258

>>17805247
>Doesn't like horses pussy
Really shit taste mate, really shit taste.

>> No.17805260
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17805260

Dragons are for anal.

>> No.17805264

>>17805238
>One sister making an example of a detractor, humiliating her
>while the other sister strokes your dick and whispers honeyed words in your ear
Hot damn.

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>>17805258
Not my fault KC decided to give us an objectively superior alternative.

>> No.17805269

>>17805253
The image of the two sisters laying on the bed “innocently” asking the mistress to join them is quite a spicy one.
Especially if they start teasing that maybe she’s nervous she’ll break the bed or that maybe they need to lure the pathetic sow in with food first.

>> No.17805271

>>17805238
Oh they'd notice. And probably tease you over it. Even back when you were first brought it, they noticed the times you got an erection by being hugged or wrapped in their tails too but they didn't act on it.

But now that you've decided to live with them they're gradually working on grooming you into becoming their husband

>> No.17805272

>>17805260
All lolis are for anal!

>> No.17805275

>>17805225
>Look sister, she's such a weakling that kobold pup could knock her over!
>Oh, I don't quite know about that but I do know that she's in no shape to do anything for us as is.
>Too true, not that she would want to, of course.
>Indeed, some people may find it THREATENING, and we couldn't have that.

>> No.17805279

>>17805271
Nothing would make me happier in that scenario than them taking complete control over my life and grooming me to exactly the perfect prize husband that they’d want to share and cherish.
I can feel my alignment plummeting and I don’t give a damn.

>> No.17805281

>>17805269
That would indeed be nice.
A few comments on how they wonder if she could change from an oni to an orc would be made, along with some guttering laughs when she gets on the bed and it creaks.

They'd probably be telling her to be bred like the swine she is, although they may briefly discuss if calling her a cow would be more appropriate considering her size and 'mounds'.

Either way, they'd probably 'suggest' she open up for me so they can figure out which it is.

>> No.17805291

>>17805260
That one's for violent face fucking.

>> No.17805302

>>17805269
Do they join in on they lovemaking to show they mistress up with how much better they are at lovemaking?

>> No.17805305

>>17805272
Yes they are.

>> No.17805311

Been playing some Skyrim, and I was thinking.

Would it be comfy to get huged by some leathery wings?

>> No.17805313

>>17805311
hugged*
My bad.

>> No.17805314

>>17805302
Absolutely, 100%.
They make sure she sees how they can gyrate and writhe their lewd bodies to get you moaning and pounding into them, and fully show her up with their lewd tandem threesome with you.

>> No.17805316

>>17805314
That's nice but I'll need to be sure to get the mistress involved while the other two are tired out.
Maybe something slow and quite so they don't wake up.

Perhaps with her on the bottom, although I don't know if an oni would particularly enjoy such a position.

Plus side, she's probably comfy to rest upon

>> No.17805318

>>17805281
That’s precisely right. They may even start to berate her for not being pleasing enough and telling her to start moving her meat if she values her life. The younger sister may even start shoving snacks in her mouth telling her it’s the only thing that could motivate such a worthless pile of meat to try harder for you, and that she literally owes her life to your mercy, so eat up and fuck harder.

>> No.17805319

>>17805316
That would be very considerate of you Anon. I’m sure she’d have learned to love every bit of kindness you show her, so she’d be ecstatic about you being on top and going slow on her.

>> No.17805322

>>17805318
Well, that oni is lucky that I'm pretty easy to please.
I'm going to have to make sure that she rests in bed with the three of us, along with maybe some one on one in the shower.

>> No.17805337

>>17805319
That's nice.....
Is it considered mindbreaking if I keep doing things like that to the point where she couldn't fathom a life without me?

Regardless, so hope the sisters will ease up on her as time goes by, although I don't imagine that they would considering how much fun they'd have toying with her

>> No.17805354

>>17805337
They’d always enjoy teasing her and encouraging you to do what you please with her, but they’d accept her as being something that makes you happy so they’d make sure she’s taken care of properly as well to an extent.
Though they’d always giggle and pinch her plumpness when walking by or nonchalantly slap her tits or ass without warning just to see her yelp and jump and jiggle while they giggle.
And as for your first point, she’d be downright insanely in love with you. She’d nuzzle against you like an obedient dog and would do anything- ANYTHING- you ask with heartpupils and a beaming smile and frantic asking if it pleases you.
So yes. It may be that.

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Describe your wizard MG harem anon.

>> No.17805360
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17805360

How much fun do you think MGs would have with Mario?

>> No.17805363

>>17805354
I really shouldn't be given that much power but I'd probably just ask her to take it easy and enjoy myself...

I'd also hope that nobody else makes the same mistake as that oni.

Thankfully, I assume that the sisters would treat any daughterus I had with the mistress as nice as the ones I ha e with them.

>> No.17805365

>>17805360
Fat Italians become the most demanded men in the world.

>> No.17805372

>>17805363
Of course. Suffer not the sins of the mother. They’d be treated just as nice as their own, as they’re born of your seed.

>> No.17805375

>>17805357
5 liches.
We're going some fucking science now bitches!

>> No.17805377

>>17805372
Well that's good.
And the mistress can raise them all, being the big. , nonthreatening woman that she is while the sisters are out.

She's probably be a nice mother, even if she talks a bit like a thug.

>> No.17805380
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I want to be arrested by them, resist, get beaten with demon silver batons and then raped into becoming their husband.

>> No.17805385

>>17805360
>MGE is the universe where the Great Giana Sisters took off instead

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17805462

>>17805380
Just smuggle condoms into MGC.

>> No.17805466

>>17805123
>01:90
Triggered

>> No.17805499

>>17805462
Not even the mofu mafia would do such a thing, and we saw what they'd do this thread

>> No.17805500

>>17803935
I wonder if QoH refers to her personal guards as The Royal Flush Gang

>> No.17805511

>>17805357
Five girls.
>bicorn sorceress
Evil looking, dark lipstick, dark circles under her eyes and deliciously slutty robes. Loves experimenting with her own magic and teasing the rest of the harem with her bondage spells.
>twin kuudere imp maids
Both identical with a red colour scheme, the only way to tell them apart being the side their braid is on. Although kuudere they're both still rather playful and goof off on the job which earns them a chewing out from the bicorn.
>clumsy anubis apprentice
Messy hair, thick bottle glasses and eager to please but usually ends up making a mess. Her Anubis instincts make her an incredibly hard worker who sticks to her training schedule to as near to perfection as possible though.
>minotaur dark knight
Acts as the penultimate boss of the dungeon. Full black armor designed to look like a metal version of a pre-demon lord minotaur, almost always angry about something and is the only one the bicorn thinks twice about teasing.

Being a wizard would be fun.

>> No.17805514
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>>17805380
>>17805462
I'll give you a hand anon just in case there's a single police hound on the force

>> No.17805518

>>17805511
I dig it anon. I get Overlord vibes from it.
Also love a good harem that can work around and embrace a Bicorn. They can be hot as hell with what they do when people aren’t being all prude about things in a sexual escapism setting.

>> No.17805523

>>17805518
Girls aren’t allowed to touch other girls! That’s Yuri!
You’re not allowed to have more than one wife unless it all happens at once! That’ll hurt feelings!
Stop having fun differently than me!

>> No.17805524

>>17805518
>I get Overlord vibes
The game or the shitty manga?

>> No.17805529

>>17805524
The (opinion) light novel

>> No.17805532

>>17805279

It'll be much more than just eating fancy meals.

By the time they're done you'll look very different in your new, handcrafted clothing that was commissioned from the local Jorougumo artisans, visits to a local Kejourou stylist for a fancy haircut, getting massaged by the twins themselves and other things that I'm sure I'm missing. You could also get a tattoo if you want.

You'll eventually have plenty of children too eventually

>> No.17805535

>>17804325
We haven't seen what other Phantoms might look like outside of the one in the profile though.

>> No.17805537

>>17804322
Nice, thanks Alp

>> No.17805541

>>17804524
Milk her like a Holstaur.

>> No.17805548

>>17805529
The light novel is okay.
I fucking hate the manga though.

>> No.17805552

>>17805523
It’s people like you that won’t get anything other than a matango when the portals open. You have to be faithful to one waifu or you’re just some degenerate that can’t appreciate the true love involved with setting up arbitrary rules and then imposing them on others in a sexual escapist fantasy. I will now appeal to the thread saying that “it’s always been like that” and samefag my own posts to make it look like other people are as outraged about someone just doing their own thing as I am, then make another tally on my list of “non-existent imaginary maidens defended online”

>> No.17805553
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17805553

"I heard there was a fight going on!"

>> No.17805559

>>17805357
Dark Slime, the head mistress and sorcerer supreme, plenty of ara ara
Shoggoth, the stoic and mysterious cat burglar, and assassin.
Bubble Slime, the cleric who frets and worries for everyone's safety, because someone has to.
Mimic, the clever merchant who runs a black market store from her chest

>> No.17805563

>>17805548
I’ve not even looked at the manga but was obsessed with the LN, which covers all the dark stuff a lot more efficiently than I anticipate it could be done in other mediums.

>> No.17805567

>>17805553
I'd like to fight that fire rat with my fists.

>> No.17805569
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>'Lewd', dearest Sir? I'm afraid you've lost me.
>I have no ulterior motives, nor is this one of the japes of beloved Cupra! I'm simply fascinated by the reactions of mortals to external stimulus such as wet fabric.
>Why, I will admit that your gaze tarrying on the crevasse between my thighs and my bosom to be quite vexing and... heartening.
>I may not be as well-endowed as dearest Silvia, but if Lady Bahamut truly wants you to sire the next generation of our kind surely you're not nearly as much of a barbarian as my books would have me think!
>Though... You do lack the qualities of a gallant knight chasing after the favours of maidens, to be sure!
>Admittedly, dear sir. Refer to me as a 'mere female lizard', and my sisters and I will drive your mind and flesh to the very precipice of madness, never relenting until we've broken you~

>> No.17805575

>>17805569
Barbs gold dragon is by far the lewdest one.

>> No.17805576

>>17805553
Hine-chan, you always think there’s a fight.

>> No.17805585

>>17805569
...aight but can we bang?

>> No.17805589

>>17805563
The manga has an exterior point of view. It doesn't show off the skellinglord's thoughts, so you're usually left in the dark. His paranoia at the pawns usurping him is also not depicted.

>> No.17805592

>>17805518
Thanks, always loved Bicorns.
And now you mention it, it does have a bit of an overlord vibe with the twins. Completely unintentional I swear.

>> No.17805598

>>17805553
>that eyepatch
What a cute Hinezumi.

>> No.17805614

>>17805569
I wonder if she moans funny too.

>> No.17805618

>>17805575
>>17805575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs

>Going into Barb-Gold's vast underground library
>Many of the tomes are musted and old, but inexorably kept in tact by her magic
>There's one tome that's been recently moved on one of her tables, if the dust around it is any indicator
>It's the Kama Sutra
>TFW she's right behind you with a grin widening by the second

>> No.17805620
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>tfw I stepped on her dress

>> No.17805621

>>17805589
...that’s like 90% of his character and a good chunk of the moral meat of the whole story. What a shame. At least the anime did a decent job differentiating the nerdy voice in his head with his imposing external voice. Damn.
>>17805592
Good taste. Slutty, sultry and slovenly Bicorns are indeed quite sexy. Throw magic in the mix and you’re in for a very lewd and fun time.

>> No.17805629

>>17805511
The teasing and sexual bullying the bicorn must do to that Anubis is tantalizing. Succulent, even.

>> No.17805636

>>17805621
The manga is mostly about the other heads of the guild. There are few scenes where you get to see him flustered or hesitating, and they're usually played for laugh.
The only real one I can remember is after the attack on the lizardmen village, when the insect guy asks if he can leave them allow. You get a few pages where he's in his room, resting on his bed, thinking about how surprised he was that the the NPCs started showing initiative.

There's also a scene where he goes to the vault and feel embarassed that he can't remember the password, and then his chuuni past arrives.

>> No.17805637

>>17805629
>casts a spell on her that gives her an intense orgasmic jolt whenever she says “Yes” to the wizard
>wizard calls her in for training and instruction
Hilarity ensues. And a sticky wet floor.

>> No.17805638

We're there any new pages I missed after the Bacchus one?

>> No.17805645

>>17805511
Flat Imps, wide hipped imps or oppai imps?

>> No.17805648

>>17805553
Poor thing.
She shouldn't be fighting with a missing eye

>> No.17805659

>>17805621
>Good taste. Slutty, sultry and slovenly Bicorns are indeed quite sexy. Throw magic in the mix and you’re in for a very lewd and fun time.
The evil look is the part I love the most. The dark lipstick and bags under her eyes would make her look pretty formidable.
>>17805629
All sorts of teasing, like casting a spell on her that gives the sensation of her breasts being caressed whenever magic is used by either her or someone else near by. Poor anubis would be a mess after magic tutoring sessions.
>>17805645
I was thinking elin build.

>> No.17805661

>>17805569
Mere female lizard!

>> No.17805677

>>17805661
Would you rather MERE a dragon loli or Griffin loli?

>> No.17805687

>>17805553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRGXnMrniqc

>> No.17805716

>>17805677
Loli dragon zombie.

>> No.17805740
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is this how a pharaoh loses to the D

>> No.17805747

>>17805677
I'm not big on loli but I'd go with the dragon.

>> No.17805749

>>17805740
I want to lose to her V.

>> No.17805750

>>17805740
Good, when pharaohs are losing to the D is when they are at their best.
I want to make a Pharaoh lose to the D

>> No.17805751

>>17805740
Is this your art?

>> No.17805763
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>>17805716
Loli Dragon Zombie with a fat ass.

>> No.17805768
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>>17805751
takes more time to post here than draw this stuff

>> No.17805773

>>17805768
Is it gonna be full on lewds or is it just gonna be what you have shown us?

>> No.17805779

>>17805773
creamy ponos

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>>17805260
>>17805272
Not exclusively. No reason to ignore loli dragon pussy, built for pounding hard from behind with a full-sized cock.

>> No.17805789

>>17805740
>>17805768
I like where this is going.
>>17805779
Oh yes, I don't think there's been any penis in vagoo Pharaoh art before.

>> No.17805793

>>17805789
>Oh yes, I don't think there's been any penis in vagoo Pharaoh art before.
looks there still wont be, this is a paizuri piece

>> No.17805825

>>17805793
and on that note ill leave ahegao for an actual intercourse piece which will come.. some time

i'll probably be finished this one by thursday

>> No.17805834

>>17805793
Paizuri's still lovely.
>>17805825
Looking forward to it, always nice to see love for brown girls.

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>>17805793
Well, she IS using her boob pussy.

>> No.17805850

>>17805793
I bet if the pharaoh has those red cracks on her tits a paizuri ahegao happens.

>> No.17805879

>>17805763
Another butt ripe for anal.

>> No.17805888

>>17805763
>Loli Dragon Zombie

Probably a hatchling Dragon killed in the era of the previous Demon Lord.

>> No.17805895

>>17805888
Or a Dragon Zombie that wanted to become a loli again.

>> No.17805898

>>17805677
MERE a normal griffon and have her serve as a maid for me and my dragon wife.

>> No.17805922

>>17805888
Just imagine her stumbling across a young boy and remembering her desire for companionship as she slowly starved to death in the ruins of her mother's lair.
The last thing anon heard before he was tackled by an incredibly affectionate Dragon Zombie was "waaaaaaarm~"

>> No.17805932
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Those damn foxes have laid another trap look out anons!

>> No.17805937

>>17805932
I'm so fucking mad I didn't already think of this

>> No.17805942

>>17805922
Time to love and hug the dragon zombie loli.
I’ll be like the Yeti Paladin, only with a curious little dragon zombie. And also being a youthful wandering orphan myself. We’ll carve out a place in this world!

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>>17805932
Post more mofu

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>>17805932
I'm more concerned about what those cats are planning.

>> No.17805954

>>17805942
>little dragon zombie and her childhood friend cuddled up and sleeping under a tree at night as they wander from town to town
Cute thought.

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>>17805385

>> No.17805980

>>17805954
Tale as old as time.
Boy grows up into a dashing young rogue.
Dragon Zombie grows up into a voluptuous and thick 8 foot tall behemoth.
True love right there. Not to mention copious amounts of sex. He’d be a master incubus by 18, and wouldn’t she love it all the more.

>> No.17806006

>>17805740
>>17805768
Awesome work! Do you have a tumblr or pixiv?

>> No.17806029

>>17805946
>Tacticats
Fear is all I feel.

>> No.17806031

>>17805954
Would they keep wandering together as they grow up and become adventurers or would they wind up getting adopted by a kindhearted monstergirl?

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>>17806029

>> No.17806045

>>17806036
But what are they getting at?
Money?
State Secrets?
My can opener?

>> No.17806055

>"His boner is too pure for this world. It's a boner I want to protect."

>> No.17806056

>>17806045
If you knew, they'd have to kill you.

>> No.17806063

>>17806056
Terrifying.

>> No.17806074

>>17806063
Truly.

>> No.17806079

>>17806056
this is why dogs are better, they don't try to plot things and kill me in my sleep.

>> No.17806080

>>17806055
Waifu makes sure to polish her precious diamond eveyday.

>> No.17806083

Remember that abopting young lolis to raise into waifus is a fantastic choice

It may take time but you can mold them with the fetishes you want, the attitudes you crave, and even the body type with enough work.

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>>17805932
>>17805946
>>17806036
Surely there's someway to trick the MGs, we're humans darn it, we're the most evil devious things MGE could ever know!

>> No.17806089

>>17806079
The cats just want to protect you and go on adventures with little witches.

>> No.17806092

>>17806083
No, I'll adopt a daughteru and raise her to be a perfect waifu to a perfect husband!

>> No.17806094

>>17806083
Very true! It's also good to know that the younger the MG the quicker she'll learn and the bigger the payoff when she grows up!

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Remember to teach your haku daughter that theres more to fun then books

>> No.17806100

>>17806096
If my kid wants to read books for fun then I'll let them.

>> No.17806101

I've failed you. I wish there was another way for me to say it, but I cannot.

>> No.17806105

>>17806092
But anon, you're the one who raised her.
She's your definition of a perfect waifu and, therefore, the perfect waifu for you.

>>17806094
Exactly.
Want her to be skilled at oppai when she's older?
Make her an oppai loli and she's be able to practice all childhood for better pleasing you.

>> No.17806108

>>17806101
What happened?

>> No.17806112

>>17806006
Thanks. only a pixiv

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=12094593

>> No.17806113

Pregnacy test
Grab your daughters male friend and shout "WAS IT YOU!?"

>> No.17806115

>>17806096
the sukusuku makes that perfect

>> No.17806116

>>17806105
I would raise her to be the ultimate waifu, not MY perfect waifu, I already have that.

>> No.17806121

>>17806112
>all that muv-luv art
Between that and Pharaoh losing to the D, you've earned yourself a fan.

>> No.17806122

>>17806116
But what IS the ultimate waifu?

A semen hungry womb, but enough talk, Have at you!

>> No.17806140

>>17806113
I wounder how different races would try to find out if they are pregnant.
Demons having their womb-contract-tattoo change/glow when they get pregnant.
Liches doing extensive research to find out.
Dark mages using magic.

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What if you jam you hands up both their pussies to stop them arguing?

>> No.17806149

>>17806122
You got a chuckle out of me mate.

But yes, my kiki would be the ultimate maid and the ultimate waifu. She could even run for president!

>> No.17806155

>>17806149
Will she clean up this country and promise to make sure every man comes home to a hot meal?

>> No.17806172

>>17806146
No, I'd take just the Dragon home and fuck her ass silly to claim her.

>> No.17806175

>>17806146
No.
You push them together, put them on a bed, and impregnate both by the end of the evening.

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>>17806096
Yes!

>> No.17806180

>>17806155
Yes. This country will be saved of loneliness and evil. Every man and monster girl would have a loving partner and people would be happy while working towards their dreams and not living in pure lazyness and despair.

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>>17806088
Their tricks get stronger!

>> No.17806187

>>17806121
thanks dude

>> No.17806200

>>17806181
>file name
Yukari's pretty terrifying in her own right.

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They could have made a proper remake of this game, like REmake added new things and changed old stuff.

We could have had the best love story ever told.

>> No.17806204

>>17806200
True that

>> No.17806229

>>17806201
Monster female x human male is never going to be allowed outside of very niche things.

>> No.17806241

>>17806108
Tried to get into the groove for a Halloween story and failed to complete it. There's no point/I see flames.

>> No.17806269

>>17806180
Anon, does your kiki daughteru likes to swim?

>> No.17806278

>>17806269
She tries to avoid it, especially at night. Also, don't play tennis near her.

>> No.17806324

I had a nice Khepri dream, I entered into a ruin, but instead of finding the Khepris there, I was transported into a wierd underground type of world which is where the entirety of the Khepris lives.

So basically when a guy enters an empty ruin without a king, rather than the Khepris already being there, he is transported into this world and you just went around doing "waifu shopping" choosing which type of Khepris you wanted in your harem. After you are done, you are transported back to the ruins and then the Khepris you chose are there waiting to carry you into the king's room.

>> No.17806328

Speaking of Kikis.
Would there be rival kiki families that have differing maid skills and methodologies on what it takes to be a maid?

>> No.17806337

>>17806328
Maybe not rivals, they would just have different cultures. Every kiki would get their job done, but how they do it depends on where she is from and how was she raised.

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>> No.17806340

Is it wrong to want to be tickled by a monster?

>> No.17806345

>>17806229
Which is funny because that's probably the number one x human thing for furfags.

>> No.17806352

>>17806337
Well, I'm talking kikis that think the dishwasher is good versus those that think handwashing is a must.

Those that use appliances and those that use the 'old fashioned way' to clean.

Maid families that had a daughteru lose out on a master to another family, spawning a trial by meido that spawned years of ill-will.

Then you get those that practice combat, those that master electrical work, engineering, and other such skills, along with those that think a maid must be polite and warm or those that think they should be stern and unyielding, keeping their masters on the straight and narrow.

>> No.17806357

>>17806337
>>17806352
This is why you need to interview any maid before you "hire" her.

>> No.17806359
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A dumb story idea I was thinking while at work.

>Anon is a recent exchange student at MGC high school.
>Ever since he came here, every monster girl has been beelining for him.
>The only problem is that he's asexual, meaning that monster-girls do absolutely nothing for his boner, or anything for that manner.
>He winds up in frequent ero-manga shenanigans has he just wants to be left alone.
>Not to mention he frequently tries everything in his power to get monstergirls to hate him, for no avail.
>For example, in order to chase off a dark priest, he started wearing a lot of chief god cross and book and started quoting the book at random intervals to chase her away.
>It works, only for an angel and valkyrie to start hitting on him afterwards.
>Not to mention there's an entire club that consists of cupids and other Eros worshippers that meet after school and it's called the 'get Anon hitched' club.
>This is Anon's personal hell.

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>>17806345
Kemono x Human boyims is only ever truly terrible if the artist has no fucking idea how anatomy works or injects it to the brim with extremely shitty fetishes. Like Jyoka and Human-Lovers Society.

It's not as niche (ironically) as monster girls because Japan knows how to make a cute demi-human furry without it being a mess. But at the same time, about the only difference between Western and Japanese fans of that stuff is the slant of their fucking eyes.

I mean. There's a pretty good reason to not talk about the Sidhes or Gnolls because you'd get chest slapping autists on both sides.

>> No.17806367

I want to take my Pharaoh, Lilim, Dragon, and Baphomet wives on a wonderful game of catch the greased up naked human. First one to catch me gets what they want. Last one gets a cookie. Gotta keep them on their toes.

>> No.17806369

>>17806357
Yep.

It's a good way to figure out if that muscled kiki that showed up is that way because she's trained herself in the combat arts to keep her master safe or if she's simply that way because her skills involved an ability to easily move and rearrange furniture.

That or if the waifish, large breasted one was taught that maids must be seductive smooth talkers or warm, motherly girls.

>> No.17806378

Alright hear me out. A man gets raped in a graveyard by a freshly resurrected zombie AND her restless soul of a Wisp.

>> No.17806380

>>17806369
I'm a Shog man, myself, but the same rules apply. I'd prefer to find one who's less reserved than normal willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone and try new things.

>> No.17806384

>>17806181
>tfw no gap mamono

>> No.17806385

>>17806380
I don't know if shoggs would have the same, longlived traditions as the Kiki Klans.

They seem more prone to S I L L Y than other girls.

>> No.17806389

>>17806359
>The only problem is that he's asexual
I don't think this site is a good fit for you.

>> No.17806397

>>17806380
>Shogg
>Pulling you out of the comfort zone
Don't tell me you want to become a better person, silly anon?

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>>17806378
Is it even possible for a girls body and soul to become two separate entities? What type of ego would the Zombie develop without a soul?

>> No.17806402

>>17806401
A mindless ego only seeking cock

>> No.17806414

>>17806401
The zombie of course would just be a zombie, but the wisp would have been jealous of her body getting some AFTER she left it, and come back with a vengeance.

>> No.17806424

>>17806402
She'd develop her own thanks to monster mojo.

>> No.17806426

>>17806385
With how I've started to see reality turn into a world gone mad more and more over the last several years her "silly" might ACTUALLY make sense.

>>17806397
If by "better person" you mean "willing to leave the house for anything other than work and the occasional shopping trip," then yes.

>> No.17806441

>>17806424
Well if you wanted to go by The Dastard by Piers Anthony, soulless means you're basically amoral.

>> No.17806447

>>17806441
Can you fuck a soul into someone?

>> No.17806448

>>17806426
Maybe.
All I'd need is two kikis though (preferably sisters).

One I would get strong, muscled and busty while the other one goes into a pudgy pear shape.

>> No.17806451

>>17806367
I want to take my dragon to a festival so we can enjoy ourselves and near the end were the fireworks happens we'll be too lost looking at each other's eyes.
After missing it I confess that I'd rather look at her eyes and her embarrassment mixed with happiness would be so big she'd blow some fire works herself.

>> No.17806452

>>17806447
Pretty sure if you can verbally abuse a faggot into RQing the circlejerk you can do anything. Through dick, soul.

But I guess if you were to dick a zombie nun that'd make her a SOUL SISTER

>> No.17806456

>>17806426
>needing to leave the house
>working
Oh the wonders of sillies.

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>>17806401
>>17806424
I mean, with enough DE in one place it starts forming actual MGs. See Kitsune-bi, Dark Matters.
They're more or less DE elementals.

>> No.17806474

>>17806456
>finally having the luxury of being able to work if I WANT to
>possibly travel the world
>always wanted to go spelunking

A life free from worry, anon. Do you realize how precious that would be for me?

>> No.17806476

What's the best personality for a Minotaur.

>> No.17806478

>>17806476
Boisterous tomboy that secretly likes being in cute dresses.

>> No.17806480

>>17806478
You have chose wisely.

>> No.17806491

>>17806474
You don't need to work even if you wanted to and why limit yourself to exploring the world when you can see the stars and beyond just by staring at your shoggy? You can also explore her cave if you know what I mean.

You are being silly, anon. Just leave everything to your shog wife and after a while you wouldn't even have to think anymore, just enjoy a peaceful life of bliss.

>> No.17806492

>>17806451
That's cute. What is your dragon, anon? What is she like?

>> No.17806500

>>17806476
I want to run around a farm with a bunch of minotaurs on it while wearing red!

>> No.17806502

>>17806463
>Caleana drew a Kitsune-Bi
Exquisite.

>> No.17806504

>>17806491
Why not explore both? Besides, letting the maid do absolutely everything, including things I enjoy, is counterproductive. She would want a happy master, wouldn't she?

>> No.17806509

>>17806389
What? Gays don't work because of alps and I thought it would be funny.

>> No.17806516
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Adding to that discussion regarding monstergirls cosplaying as various characters, how about a Raiju cosplaying as a MGS4/MGR Raiden, even going as far as to style her hair like his?

>> No.17806541

>>17806516
I want this headpat Raiju memes to go away already, it's getting excessive.

>> No.17806546

>>17806492
My dragon is just a blacky with red. She's rather competitive and can be easily angered, but due to the way her family raised her she can keep things in check and all you'd see is her confident and smug self. Getting her to feel embarrassed in normal circumstance can be a challenge because of her tomboyish acts, however a low blow in a lovey dovey moment does the trick.

>> No.17806547

>>17806541
Luckily that image is just an ear-rub. Still, Raiju headpats have expired their novelty.

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>>17806516
>tfw she lets it rip

>> No.17806553

>>17806112
>That Balalaika picture
That's an automatic follow right there.

>> No.17806570

I want to bully a flat cheshire.

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>>17806570
Then that Cheshire bullies your face with her fat ass.

>> No.17806593

>>17806546
Funny. Mine is a red dragon that is admonished as "The Black" for her terrible temper. Set fire to villages before the change. Somewhat calmer now, but tries takes her anger out on the other wives sometimes.

>> No.17806611

>>17806588
A strongfat cheshire bully that likes to sit on me to do so wouldn't be all that bad.
just means I get to grope her ass while she "Nyahaha!'s atop me.

>> No.17806617

>>17806593
Burning villages is definitely a nono especially since her mother used to watch over one. I guess our wives would be "friends" though with yours being the red black and mine being the black red though.
Mine is rather selfish and would never share me, which is to be expected, after all she is a dragon. Her competitive attitude goes well with my getting good and training so we can explore dungeons and such to raise our hoard.

>> No.17806620

>>17806570
I want a MG to bully me with her pheromones. I want her to cover me with her scent until even the human nuns at the church can smell that I’m hers.
Give me a Hellhound that does this and I’ll show you how to be the perfect husband.

>> No.17806628

>>17806504
After you became one with her your happiness would be her happines and vice-versa so it wouldn't be counterproductive. You could have all the things you'd want then so without a doubt that you'd be a happy master.

>> No.17806640

Select a shit writefag to resurrect a good one and by noon tomorrow they'll be deader than Jagsbarro

>> No.17806644

>>17806640
Quicksilver and also Quicksilver.

>> No.17806669

>>17805357
Two big, muscular, and darkest skinned hellhounds. One riding my face, the other on my dick. The optimal configuration.

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Would you let her suck ya cawk anon?
She'll let you stick it in her boobs on the way up there

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Which out for this ghouls anon! They're extremely affectionate around Halloween.

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>that one GOAT design forever trapped in that one thing you just can't stomach
What's her name /jp/?

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>>17806688
>>17806699
Now hold on a minute.

>> No.17806709

>>17806699
>lower resolution
>posted 2 minutes after >>17806688
Dork.

>> No.17806710

>>17806688
Depends. Does she have the accent?

>> No.17806713

>>17806699
>>17806688

Sure, I would.
She can give me a blowjob anytime.

I'd even take a bite of some corruption fruit so she can leave with an (over) full stomach.

She certainly looks like she could use it.

>> No.17806717

>>17806713
>not a Sticky Mushroom

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>>17806701
I appreciate the concept of dairy versions of monstergirl subspecies in EMG.
Problem is that it's in the EMG.

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Time to settle this once and for all.

The Deer or the Unicorn.

Choose.

>> No.17806727

>>17806717
No, you use that AND the corruption fruit when doing anal so nothing leaks out AND she looks stuffed to the brim.

>> No.17806733

>>17806727
What kind of fool does a ghoul from behind?
The main attraction is up front.

>> No.17806734

>>17806725
Whitehorn a cute
A CUTE

>> No.17806737

>>17806725
Deer, easy. Not to say the Unicorn is bad, just outclassed as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.17806738

So which species would be the best if someone really likes moderate cum inflation? Nothing hyper and that stuff, just more than full term pregnant amounts.

>> No.17806740

>>17806733
Yeah but thats guys asking a sticky mushroom and theres no reason to use that if you're doing a blowjob.

Corruption fruit, holst milk, and manticore venom is what you want to use for blowjobs.

>> No.17806748

>>17806701
I'm actually pretty fond of the humanized Xenomorph Queen as an insect girl but she's forever doomed to stay as a fucking sketch model.

>> No.17806750

>>17805357
>Dark Mage
Seductress. Hourglass Voluptuous. Oozing desire. Pure evil.
>Phantom
Drama Queen. Unabashedly over the top. Passionate lover. Chest you could hide your whole head in.
>Karakasa-Obake
Ultra submissive. Slovenly and lewd. Wants to be used in the worst ways. Traditionally modelesque body.
>Witch
Little eager cutiepie. Loves all her fellow wives like sisters. Accidentally lewd, but not against it. Big, phat loli booty.

>> No.17806759

>>17806725
Deer.

>> No.17806761

>>17806611
I'd rather a petite Cheshire sneak up on me to tickle my sides and tease my ears. Every now and again she lays on top of me.

>> No.17806769

>>17806588
Keikaku doori

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>>17806734
>>17806737
>>17806759
But purity anon!

>> No.17806778

>>17806761
Those ones are easier to turn the table on, true, but a bigger one for me is perfect for using that rear of hers.

>> No.17806780

>>17806771
Eh, the monsters are going to be virgins 85% of the time and I'm one too so it's not like unicorns matter especially when we are talking about a girl like White Horn.

>> No.17806782

>>17806771
I'd hold her hand
and ask her if she could give me a ride home

>> No.17806789

>>17806771
I'd rather have a deer or a bicorn. The purity thing is only appealing for a little bit.

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>>17806771
Unicorn guaranteed, but hardly Unicorn exclusive.
Besides, White Horns are also Good Girls™.

>> No.17806792

>>17806738
nothing, move on

>> No.17806800

>>17806771
>purity
Most monsters are pure, so i'd rather the taku....

>> No.17806806

You'd think the specific inclusion of a race that's unique factor is that they're virgins would help drive point the idea that monsters have sex regularly as part of their diet and way of life even prior to finding a husband, but willful ignorance springs eternal

>> No.17806809

>>17806806
LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU THATS NOT THE IMPLIED -REAL- CANON THAT YOU HAVE TO DANCE AROUND FOR THAT WE ALL AGREED ON LALALA

>> No.17806811

>>17806806
Nah, what makes them unique is that they only go for virgins.

Also, KayCee says.

>> No.17806812

>>17806778
You misunderstand. I want to be used BY her. I leave for early and get home late, too tired to "turn the tables"

Whatever happens is up to her.

>> No.17806819

>>17806725
Can I have a White Horn and her Unicorn cousin at the same time?
Because I cannot choose between the two.

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So...foxes...

Toothy or no?

>> No.17806821

>>17806820
Sharp teeth + long tongue + slit eyes

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>>17806806
>point the idea that monsters have sex regularly as part of their diet
But monsters can and do eat normal food.

>> No.17806826

If I were to get back into the writing scene what would Anons want to read more of?

>> No.17806827

>>17806820
10000% yan
>>17806821
>Sharp teeth + long tongue + slit eyes
Yao is worst kitsune. 0/10 no impregnation.

>> No.17806829

>>17806809
Calm down sperg.

>> No.17806832

>>17806827
Who?

>> No.17806833

>>17806826
Monsters getting bullied

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>>17806806
>sex regularly as part of their diet and way of life even prior to finding a husband
>Monster finds a partner to have sex with, and somehow fails to turn him or whoever follows into a husband
>In MGE of all fucking places
They're better described as failures, anon, and nobody likes failures.

>> No.17806842

>>17806824
I'm of the opinion that they practice with toys and their father when they are young, but save penetration for "the one"

Also, when husband hunting, they initiate through non-penetration sex to taste a man's spirit energy so they can evaluate whether or not he is "the one"

>> No.17806844

>>17806842
>Wanting sloppy seconds
Go back to your shed.

>> No.17806847

>>17806826
Ear nibbles

>> No.17806848

>>17806842
>practice with their father
Anon please.

>> No.17806849

>>17806842
Fag

>> No.17806850
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>> No.17806852

>>17806848
Only if they want to...

Although Mom probably insists on giving a demonstration...

>> No.17806853

>>17806826
Blood related incest

>> No.17806854

>>17806837
Don't be so hard on yourself.

Zing!

>> No.17806857

>>17806826
Food and drink play

>> No.17806859

>>17806820
Sharp teeth is my thing, it makes a MG 10% more scarier and that pleases my fearboner.

>> No.17806861

>>17806850
God damn do I hate twitter holy shit look at those fucking artifacts aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17806862

>>17806842
>dadcest
Freud has no place in the mamono world outside of Dhampir.

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>>17806854
If he wanted to learn how to be a failure, you're the only one who can teach him.

>> No.17806868

>>17806850
I want to touch those tails.

>> No.17806870

>>17806852
Only if the parents want to make her into a fatheru fucker. Even if the little girl catches her mom and dad having sex she is more likely to be interested in a boy's body than her father's.

>> No.17806871

>>17806826
>anon white and the seven daughterus

>> No.17806875

>>17806826
Dragon healing.

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>>17806820
Toothy with big ears.

>> No.17806878

>Dark Mage and Vampire fighting over an abandoned boy
>Chests pressed up against one another as they stare daggers into each others eyes
And uh, yeah. That's it.

>> No.17806879

>>17806878
Thank you for sharing with the class, anon.

>> No.17806881

>>17806820
>artist
Why do his designs have to be so amazing?

Also, would THAT be a thing in MGE? Even with regeneration magic?

>> No.17806882

>>17806879
His kobold sister ate his essay. It's true.

>> No.17806886

>>17806879
>Anon heads out at the end of school
>Two tall, leggy, voluptuous older women rush up to greet him
>"Oh dearie, how was school, did you have a nice day?"
>"Sweetiekins, did you miss mommy while you were at school all day?"
>"Of course he did, look at how much he wants to rest against my chest"
>"You're delusional, Esmerelda, the poor thing looks nearly brought to tears without my arms around him"
>"The sun has addled your brain, Ivanka, the boy needs his mommy's sweet luscious hair to play with to relax"
>This continues all the way to their shared home with anon holding each of their hands

>> No.17806888

>>17806882
In MGE school, do you think narrative prompts are all porno setups?

>> No.17806891

>>17806881
Highly unlikely, DE explicitly prevents damage like that.
The closest you'll get to anything of the sort is mersharks giving you bites, and those don't even actually do damage at all since they have demon silver effects.

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>>17806888
They are in Miss Shotalust's class.

I don't think that's her given name either.

>> No.17806894

>>17806881
>spoiler

Magic and (possibly) flayers open up the door to a lot of new possibilities, or a long list of things written on a sheet of paper under the heading "NO"

>> No.17806897

>>17806738
Anyone?

>> No.17806898

>>17806888
Depends on the teachers and the species of the principal but most of the time there would be lewds.

>> No.17806903

>>17806891
It doesn't prevent harm absolutely. It can probably be turned off.

Ochis can't do much good protecting you if they can't actually hurt an attacker. Same for Hellhounds.

>> No.17806905

>>17806897
JubJub, maybe something like a gob or hobgob as they're not too bright and you could egg them on to keep going, and then the obvious fairies and stuff.
But any girl could be good for it if they gain your fetishes via the incubization process.

>> No.17806906

>>17806897
No, not me.

>> No.17806909

>>17805357

>Ancient, Heavy Breacher Golem
A very tall (8ft) golem with heavy (removeable) plates atop very prominent, very thick 'faux' muscles with her hair cropped into a bowl cut (silvery color) and one yellow eye that tracks everything with the other covered by a plate to hide the damage. Feminine features despite her very large muscles and some fat tats hidden beneath her chest plate. Currently does guard duty thanks to a massive, piston lance she has in place of her right arm. Found her deactivated in an old golem workshop deep within the mountains. Quiet, loyal, and loves to enter 'sleep mode' in my room at night.

She's been seeing a gremlin recently about new 'protocols' and has made it a habit of forgetting her armored pelvic 'skirting'.


>Salamander Ranger
A trim salamander with tomboyish features, and a slightly lacking bust and bottom, I beat her through muscle wizardry and she demanded I take her, something I did after she camped out on my doorstep for a month in the middle of winter. Has yellow scales and a green flame along with a long, similarly green ponytail. Uses a bow and spear as her weapons while she scouts the premises to keep out the riff-Raff (which mostly consists of goblins) while the golem keeps watch.

Currently experiencing some jealously regarding her physique compared to the golem and has been hanging around that holst farm and haggling for a minotaur for something, along with asking me for some weights she can use.

>Oppai Loli Spider Familiar
An odd creation made to assist in magical studies, she's chipper, perky, and sporting a rack that is, proportionally, larger than the golem's. Her chitin is bright pink with little white hearts on it and her hair/fluff is white with a red, silken bow in it. Peppy and seemingly ditsy, she's actually quite quick-witted and has a sizeable knowledge of arcane matters.

Loves to weave clothes for the other girls and herself in her free time when she isn't with me.

>A very large, pear shaped cheshire that could stand to lose some weight.
Self-proclaimed queen of the tower, she's an utter hedonist that is either sleeping, eating, drinking, and/or trying to/in the process of riding me. Can get me to wonderland where I can get some good reagents but otherwise slacks off around the tower, although she's been known to give 'tips' to the other girls about things they could do to please me.

Was the first girl to 'arrive' when I found her as a nearly starved to death kitten that had somehow gotten stuck outside wonderland. Dresses in very little, has robin egg blue hair/fur that's braided, and has been recently pestering me about a 'drink' that would give her a buzz but not actually introduce alchohol in her system.

Has a bad habit of sleeping without panties on and with her rear in the air.

>> No.17806915

Monstergirls don't hurt the man they love, but what about other men? Like, if an already man got in the way of an Ushi while she was after a man she likes, what would happen to him?

>> No.17806918

>>17806886
Those momsters will get inseminated in no time.

>> No.17806922

>>17806903
>It can probably be turned off.
It's an unconscious effect applied to any MG's mate due to their DE aura, especially during sexy times.
>When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body.
>the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue
>It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc.
That's on top of MGs being absolutely repulsed by the idea of harming their male.
If you're into that shit for whatever reason feel free to make your own headcanon, but it's not a thing in MGE.

>> No.17806923

>>17806915
RIP

>> No.17806930

>>17806922
What if I'm into breath play?

>> No.17806931

>>17806909
Unique, sexy, varied, and fun.
You win anon, I love each and every one and would love to hear more of their exploits.

>> No.17806936

>>17806892
Seems like a pretty natural name to me, what would give you such a suspicion?

>mg teacher grades boy's papers by drawing obscene doodles
>tits are a pretty good grade I think
>what's this one mean Sensei?
>oh that's my phone number, you're old enough to have a cellphone right?

>> No.17806940

>>17806909
You have a good imagination anon. Does the Cheshire ever try and do tandem things with any of the other girls and you? I can see her trying to get the Breacher Golem to do lewd things all together, using her hedonistic wiles.
>>17805511
>>17805559
>>17806669
>>17805375
>>17806750
These are all stellar too. I would love to hear more.

>> No.17806942

>>17806936
Dude, if I was in a monster girl school I would so draw a dick on the teacher's seat.

>> No.17806943

>>17806826
Roadtrip with your Shog car.

>> No.17806946

>>17806930
Marry a manticore.

>> No.17806948

>>17806943
>road trip in your Shog car
>Shog is driving and in the backseat
>you're riding shotgun
>radio is blasting WHAT IS LOVE

>> No.17806949

>>17806824
Wait what decides whos a MG and who a normal animal?

>> No.17806951

>>17806946
I don't need big meaty claws to choke me out. A belt will do.

Dark elves are probably experts. Succubi too, since they are masters at sex.

>> No.17806953

>>17806942
>Draw a crude dick on your teacher's seat
Watch her pull you up to the front of the class and berate you for how shit it looks. Then she goes on a long rant about how to draw a proper cock, going into detail about all the veins, ridges, curves, & the head; the different sensations they can give you, and her personal preferences. And then you all get a long recess while she 'tends to some paperwork'.

It's probably also the day when the entire class went into puberty simultaneously.

>> No.17806954

>>17806942
Dude, that's nothing. I'd BE the dick on the teacher's seat.

>> No.17806955

>>17806909
I'm experiencing sadness that there probably aren't stories with this bunch of girls because I would so read them.

>> No.17806956

>>17806948
I was thinking more along the lines of:
>you drive the Shog all day
>she's pent up from being "used" all day and rides you all night
Also, I can't get this image of the cassette deck or CD player dispensing a sandwich when you get hungry out of my head.

>> No.17806957

>>17806951
I was going more for the fact that I doubt any MG but the
>Personality: Cruel
one would be down for that sort of thing. Even if they can't actually hurt you.

>> No.17806958

>>17806949
You're dangerously close to breaking some global rules here, Anon.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

>> No.17806960

>>17806923
What happens when your waifu finds out you got hospitalized by another monstergirl?

>> No.17806961

>>17806931
>Familiar always makes clothes for the cheshire that are a hair too small.
>Salamander Ranger keeps trying to outdo the golem in feats of strength only for the bigger girl to easily out perform her..Not that the golem notices, she's just doing her job.
>Golem keeps asking the familiar how to 'be cute'. Cue the pair in matching maid uniforms and striking a cute pose, although its remarkably less cute when they realize that the 'pointing arm' of the golem is her lance arm.
>The cheshire keeps trying to get the salamander to relax by going into detail about how she could pleasure me, the salamander's fire blazing up while she keeps trying to get the tipsy cat to leave her alone, along with taking some mental notes.

>>17806940
Of course she does.
As 'first girl' she always wants to join in on whatever bedroom shenanigans are going on, although the golem doesn't see the appeal that the cheshire does in mainting a constant buzz or full stomach, although she does understand the 'full womb' part.

She does listen to the cheshires instructions on how to use her 'mana-storage tanks' though, even if the cat's are smaller than the golems.


The cheshire never lets me sleep alone and, typically, makes sure she's sober at that time for the only non-lewd cuddling she ever does

>> No.17806969

>>17806954
>So Anon, what did you learn today at school?

>> No.17806972

>>17806957
Pretty sure they can if they want too.

Just think, Manticores are known for their sadistic nature. Imagine one holding you down plucking a spine from her tail, and driving it into your chest. All while she laughs maniacally while fear contorts your face.

>> No.17806974

>>17806961
>>17806750
>>17805511
See now, every good harem has and I'd argue NEEDS a girl in charge. People hear 'head wife' and think it means the girl is somehow more important than the others, but it's really about management, taking responsibility, and making sure that the husband is best taken care of at any given time.
It's a shame such refinement is lost on the masses.

>> No.17806976

>>17806701
The buff tiger from that same game.

>> No.17806978

>>17806972
You are free to headcanon at your leisure.

>> No.17806980

>>17806960
Depends.
Why were you fooling around with another woman?

It probably ends in being milked until she KNOWS you're sorry.

>> No.17806983

>>17806955
The oppai loli spider familiar has a little web hammock set up in the lab so she can sometimes nap while listening to me study.

The Salamander secretly has a pleasure rune over her womb. The witch who gave it to her says it will glow when she's pregnant.

The Golem can stand so still that she sometimes finds small birds and butterflies resting on her. She gets a small smile on her face for some reason when this happens.

The cheshire, despite her weight, is quite nimble on her feet and likes to spy on me in the shower...and in the lab...and in the woods.
She still has the rags I found her in inside of a little box in 'her' (See: My) Room in a secret spot.

>> No.17806986

>>17806978
I'm gonna write it. How about that?

>> No.17806989

>>17806974
Some folks don't like harems but, yes, I do think a head girl would be nice.

Especially when she has no qualms about showing them all how its done, sometimes regardless about whether or not I've given her explicit permission.

>> No.17806990

>>17806961
>>17806983
The Golem is for hugging very close and feeling things whirr deep inside her and warm her face up.
The Salamander is for tender caressing and passionate pounding as she screams in pleasure.
The Oppai loli spider familiar is for carrying around on your back/head and reaching up to scratch her so she knows you care for her.
And the Cheshire is for poking the tummy of and teasing back before resting down with her and all the others in a big comfy pile at the end of a long day.
Good stuff anon.

>> No.17806991

>>17806986
I'm not stopping you.

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>>17806983
>oppai loli spider familiar
Are creepy crawly-based Familiars possible? They'd still have the fluffy magical Familiar limbs of course.

>> No.17806996

>>17806974
Agreed.
It's really actually more work and less privilege than the name would imply, but its because they love seeing their husband happy in any situation.
Would love for the Dark Mage head wife of my harem to organize seasonal events involving all the girls together in skimpy outfits.

>> No.17807001

>>17806994
>That bra
Holy moly that loli's canolis are the real stromboli

>> No.17807008

>>17806990
The proper response for the golem. She'd return the hug with her one, relatively normal, arm and give a genuine smile.

The salamander would always be a bit loud 'in bed' or when getting teased but it would always end with her love-drunkenly shouting how she loves you.

The oppai loli spider loves nothing more than to be a boob-hat/ride your back and she'd always respond with a return hug.

Poking the cheshire just results in her getting in a snark match with you and, possibly, her laying atop you to try and pin you down, which will inevitably lead into said comfy pile at the end of the day.... Although a group lewding may or may not ensue before/after it.

>>17806994
I've always figured that familiars can have variable animal parts along with the fuzzy paws/animal hands be they lizards, insects, birds, or fish.

>> No.17807014

>>17806994
>>17807008
I always assumed familiars could be a variety of shapes and sizes and colors, absolutely.

>> No.17807017

>>17807014
>I always assumed familiars could be a variety of shapes and sizes and colors
It's a damn shame that nobody has draw Familiar variants yet.

>> No.17807018

>>17807008
>Group lewding with that group
Jesus I can only imagine what a multi-phase experience that would be. The oppai familiar laughing cheerily as you erupt between her bouncing massive tits, the salamander desperately kissing you, her tail dangerously swinging around at full flare, the Cheshire licking your fingers as she sits on your chest and presses her weight down, all while your upper back and head is being squished and released between the massive tits of the golem laying on her back kneading them.
And then- switch!

>> No.17807019

>>17807017
drawn*

>> No.17807022

>>17807014
I've always run with the 'creator' determing what they look like through the use of certain materials during creation.

IE: Spider remains cause a spider, dog bones make them look like a puppy, cat whiskers cause cats, etc.

The body-shape would be determined at creation by the maker BUT natural births from husbands would cause the daughterus to be the same type (IE: A spider would cause a spider and not a cat) but would age/get a body type normally like a regular daughteru would.

They would, quite literally, be build-a-waifus alongside golems and automatons (once the tech gets rediscovered)

>> No.17807024

>>17807022
This is way too interesting to be a /jp/ post. You must be from /tg/.

Dammit, if I wasn't heading to bed, I would gladly partake in that discussion and brainstorm ideas on how to make good or fun familiars.

>> No.17807025

>>17807022
I'm liking that idea.

In that case-

Design your perfect familiar! And how you'd go about making them.

>> No.17807028

>>17807018
Exactly.
All while the cheshire also gives out 'tips' to the others when she isn't giving herself another helping of wine or grabbing one of her snacks to keep going.

It wouldn't end till each one has been cremepied, after which they'd assume their sleeping positions of the golem being at your back, the familiar on your chest, and the lizard/cheshire taking an arm each and snuggling against you.

>> No.17807033

>>17807025
Milk of Hathor
Eye of Roc,
Make a loli
Who wants my cock!

A Harpy loli with extra fluffy wings, huge oppai, and the warmest hugs imaginable. Does little magic-infused dances to impact the metaphysics of the surrounding area for use during magic experiments. Loves being stroked gently.

>> No.17807038

>>17807025
Heart pupil within star pupil.

>> No.17807039

>>17807025
Ghost familiar.
Can possess objects I come across to appraise their value and magical properties.
Made with ectoplasm and rare slime.
Can form a physical body because of this that's soft like a marshmallow, and dissipates when she needs to possess items or become incorporeal.
Big loli butt too.

>> No.17807042

>>17807024
I don't follow /tg/ religiously but I do a lot of related hobbies and sometimes visit the 40k thread.

But yeah, I'm getting close to hitting it too.

Reagents for familiars would be interesting as you'd need to determine what effects final height, breast size, hip size, hair color, etc.

I imagine that there is a bare minimum you can do (probably the mana and 'race' bits) that would result in a loli with random colorations, although one could also argue that the casters subconscious desires could come into play and tweak them a bit.

>>17807025
Well, you saw mine.

It would be the chitin of giant spiders (the beast kind, not monster girl kind), A glass of that rare holst milk that insta-transforms a girl, a rose quartz for chitin color, and a lock of heibi hair for her hair color and maybe a bit of clingyness.

Configuration would be a modified sabbath cast for the loli portion and I would leave eyes/skin color up to chance.

>> No.17807051 [SPOILER] 
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Can the flames on a hellhounds eyes light something on fire?
Can they turn it off?
Can they take them off?

>> No.17807057

>>17806990
>That cheshire
>Was found as a starving kitten

I guess she's taken to living life to its fullest so she never experiences such a feeling again.

Good luck getting her on a diet.

>> No.17807067

>>17807042
I like /tg/ because they sometimes get into interesting discussions without getting sidetracked too easily. Like with the shinobi kikimora. That was a fun talk.

What catalyst would I need to get a cuddly familiar with a spanking fetish?

>> No.17807068

>>17807051
I mean, they come from hell, it's probably hellfire. Husband's acquired resistance helps though.
But I imagine that even when they're sleeping the flames are at "pilot light" levels.

>> No.17807070

>>17807057
Despite the prodding of the salamander who said she'd be 'useless' in a fight, the golem informing her that she is 'very large for someone who does very little exercise', and the Familiar knicknaming her 'Fat Cat', the cheshire refuses to do anything about it.

She gets fairly pouty when it gets brought up and usually just goes invisible to plan a prank.

>> No.17807072

>>17807070
>Little oppai loli spider familiar clapping her hands and kicking her legs saying "Fat cat, fat cat, fat cat! Yaaay!"
Be still my heart

>> No.17807074

>>17807067
Yeah, you can get some fairly interesting topics and the 'That Guy/That GM' threads can be a fairly fun read too.

As for the spoiler.... Add either rubber or chunks of wood taken from a paddle.

>> No.17807080

>>17807074
/tg/ is the reason I'm fascinated by polearms and archery.

So women hair to determmine her appearance, a blanket so that she's cuddly, and chunks of wood to give her a fetish.

Why rubber?


Good night.

>> No.17807085

>>17807072
She gets away with it because the cheshire finds her cute and because she can cast disintegrate.

Besides, she finds the pudge too useful for pinning me to get rid of it.

>>17807080
Rubber would make it so that she can take the impacts of spanking better than normal.

>> No.17807086

>>17807085
So parts of a paddle so that she has more HP and parts of a rubber so that she has better armour.

>> No.17807089

>>17807080
Who wouldn't be fascinated by polearms? Literally no weakness.

>> No.17807091

>>17807089
Especially halberds. Look very complicated to use, but they're very versatile.

>> No.17807092

>>17807086
Yes.
Exactly why.

>>17807089
They're good until an enemy gets in close, at which point it devolves into a scrum of dagger stabbing and wrestling.

>> No.17807094

>>17807089
What about guns?
Remembers that bayonets are basically polearm weapons

>> No.17807095

>>17807068
>sleeping next to hellhound wife
>fire lashes occasionally whip up while she dreams

they'd be good for making s'mores too

>> No.17807099

>>17807068
>hellhound nightlight eyes.
Holy shit I didnt know I wanted this so much omg.

>> No.17807101

>>17807095
Just make sure you get her clean, or in the morning she'll be asking you why there's marshmallow on her face.

>> No.17807103

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to be courteous when going through a cave.

Arachne lolis will be working on their first webs and may be disheartened by you just stomping through their webs.

>> No.17807105

Consider the following:
>Christine but with an Automataton and less murders

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>>17807103
Don't bully the spiders.

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>>17807099
>omg

>> No.17807108

>>17807107
Liz please.
Your new version isn't till tomorrow.

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>Decide to step away from /mgt/ for a few days
>Dig into some games that I've been putting off
>Playing through Horizon, encounter my first Thunderjaw
>Get my ass kicked a lot, but manage to kill it
>Not thinking 'Holy shit, I just killed a laser robot T-rex with Indian tools'
>Instead wondering 'Huh, wonder what it'd be like to fuck a monstergirl version of one'
>Now depressed that I'll never fight, tie down, & dominate a big, wide-hipped lizard Automaton with laser cannons
I think these threads have ruined me.

>> No.17807128

>>17807125
Ruined, or improved?

>> No.17807130

>>17807128
Not saying it isn't fun, but it should be at least a little troubling that my first thought when seeing a giant metal monster with enough firepower to level several city blocks was 'how do I stick my dick in that?'.

>> No.17807134

>>17807130
Your find an access port like on any other automaton

>> No.17807141

>>17807125
>playing Horizon
>>17807134
Automatons have squishy sex holes.

>> No.17807143

>>17807134
Beep boop insert benis.

>> No.17807144

>>17807108
They're being so god damn secretive about it. It's driving me up the wall.

>> No.17807148

>>17807144
Yeah, kinda strange.
I'm curious as to Carmilla's animations and if we're getting Ereshkigal as the 5*.

>> No.17807153

>>17807125
>Mamomo mana was the psychic gestalt of monster lovers the entire time
KC has managed to condition thousands of people to want to marry and reproduce. Position in Abe's Cabinet when?

>> No.17807158

>>17807130
You’re finally fulfilling nature’s role for you and the rest of us. We’re the deviants that fucked around (literally and figuratively) with other beings and found out that cows have damn delicious milk and oysters are more than rocks with a squishy opening. We try what no one else dared and we reap the rewards no one else would. When the Portland opens, we will be the elite ones able to taste DE for the first time.

>> No.17807165

>>17807158
I'm not sure I want anything to do with Portland MGs.

>> No.17807181

>>17807153
When the portals open.

>> No.17807182

>>17807165
Oh for fucks sake.
“portals”

This damn phone

>> No.17807184

>>17807148
I guess we'll know in about 3 hours. I'm expecting a really draconic berserker Liz and I want to know if I'm right.
>inb4 maintenance extended for an extra 4 hours

>> No.17807187

>>17807165
>>17807182
I mean, I wouldn't anything to do with anyone from Portland either.

>> No.17807217

I want a powerful Demon to give me a 'Foolish Mortal!' speech.

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>>17807217
All you had to do was ask. I'm sure they'd be up for a little foreplay.

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You're a Space Outlaw, captain of a small ship, having all sorts of amazing space adventures. Strange planets, alien species that are all Monster Girls, the usual.

But every captain needs a crew.

So click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono and roll 5 Monster Girl species.

Got your recruits? Okay. Their respective positions are as follows.

1. First Officer
2. Navigator
3. Mechanic
4. Gunner
5. Doctor

So, what ragtag, misfit crew have you acquired?

>> No.17807236

>>17807231
>FO Lich
>Navigator Humpty Egg
>Mechanic Mermaid
>Gunner Wendigo
>Doctor Ryu

Truly an unorthodox crew we have here.

>> No.17807238

>>17807231
Parasite slime
Ignis
Tritonia
Mothman
Nightmare

>> No.17807239

>>17807231
>Druella as First Officer
>Sahuagin as the Navigator
>Raiju as the Mechanic
>Kraken as the Gunner
>Bapho as the Doctor

I honestly don't know how the hell I got Druella as the FO.
I feel like I'm in wayyyy over my head here.
Not that I mind
Now to turn on some outlaw star music

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>>17807148
So Carmilla will be doing actual Assassin shit instead of standing around and casting stuff?

>> No.17807247

>>17807236
>FO Lich
>"Captain, I would not recommend passing through the Pestilence Veil, the consequences of such a decision can be... Troubling."

>> No.17807248

>>17807231
>First Officer is a Dark Mage
I don't think im the captain anymore, and im okay with this.
>Navigator is a Dragon Zombie
I am EXTREMELY okay with this.
>Unagi Joro Mechanic
She'll do fine... i hope.
>Inari gunner
I'm okay with this, gunners do have a lot of off time.
>Tritonia Doctor
Healed one moment to be raped the next.

I am no longer the captain, i'm just the moral improver and also now husband of the greatest crew ever. I'm also a total sub so this is 10/10

>> No.17807255

>>17807239
>>17807248
>Inari and Kraken gunners.
>Each hold multiple weapons at once in each of their tails/tentacles.

Cool.

>> No.17807268

>>17807231
You linked to the wrong site.

>> No.17807270

>>17807255
Some good dakka.

>> No.17807275

>>17807231
>First Officer Mandragora
Don't know how useful she'll be hanging out in her fake dirt room all the time.
>Navigator Nightmare
Might also need her own room. Otherwise she'll have to learn to work with everyone looking at her.
>Dark Mage mechanic
This sounds incredibly dangerous. I don't think you're supposed to fix the warp core by blasting it with magic.
>Gunner Honey Bee
This could be fun, but she's just missing the hornet's temperment.
>Familiar Doctor
Now that's just cute. Little familiar healing casting healing spells and sticking bandages on horribly injured crew mates.

>> No.17807283

>>17807231
>FO Jinn
I guess we can save on quarters space on our ship thanks to her
>Navigation Werebat
How does this work? There is no day or night in space?
>Mechanic Kraken
Sounds good. Can deal with multiple tasks at once and ink makes a good grease.
>Gunner Ice Queen
She will make our enemies feel the icy coldness of open space
>Doctor Glacie
She'll fix you but don't go expecting any sympathy from her.

>> No.17807286

>>17807283
>Gunner Ice Queen
>Doctor Glacie

Cute! Ice Queen brought her daughter on board to be the doctor!

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>>17807236
Imagine this little thing at the helm of a gun.
>AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA as her hold body shakes from the automatic recoil

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>> No.17807303

>>17807288
>Going through crew room inspection.
>Enter Wendigo's room.
>Littered with discarded stretchy meat bones.
>Various weapons hang from the walls.
>Posters of attractive men in winter clothing.

On to the next room...

>> No.17807308

>>17807295
>Bump into a girl at a costume party
>Under the sheet ghost outfit is a cute anubis
>She flashes you that smile
Would crawl under her sheet and do lewd stuff with her.

>> No.17807317

>>17807101
if it caramelizes it'd be a nightmare to clean

>> No.17807321

>>17807231
>Automaton FO
This seems pretty fitting.
>Atlach-Nacha Navigator
She'll complain and insult everyone else plenty but her good work at her job makes it worth putting up with.
>Hobgoblin Mechanic
Also does surprisingly good work; as long as she stops being terribly amused at the idea of constantly pressing her huge breasts against me whenever the idea gets in her head.
>Large Mouse Gunner
The only problem here I can think of is her relatively smaller size compared to everyone else.
>Dragon Zombie doctor
I'm both worried and amazed by this for several reasons.

>> No.17807328

>>17807231
>FO Black Harpy
A fierce, stubborn first mate, often wanting to run straight into battle without negotiating first. Always on the hunt for more valuables.
>Flow Kelp navigator
A kelp in tune with "The sea of stars" Though she leads my crew through strange systems and planets, she always leads us to good fortune.
>Karakasa-Obake Mechanic
Though most would think the large hat would make her unsuitable for maintenance in tight spaces, her large tongue is actually very adept at handling tools and twisting into hard to reach places.
>Chimera Gunner
Though many rejected her due to her violent mood swings, they neglected to realize her versatility in many situations, due to the fact her multiple personalities are adept at using different armaments.
>March-Hare Doctor
A jaded soul, this march hare went into the field of medicine after "losing" a friend to a roper virus.

So a ragtag group of fortune hunters that raid pirates and go wherever the flow of the stars takes them.

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>>17807308
Speaking of Anubis in medjed cosplay, here's a commission of my waifu I got from a very good friend, Anubis do look amazing in the outfit!

>> No.17807349

>>17807328
Just as a note, Karakasa-Obake don't necessarily have to be the Umbrella type. They have multiple types depending on the tool they originally came from.

>> No.17807354

>>17807349
I was thinking about that, but the profile heavily featured and described the umbrella being the main point. It'd be pretty cool to have a walking utility belt as a mechanic, though.

>> No.17807359

I'm gonna go noah on the MGE world and collect two of every monster

>> No.17807360

>>17807328
>A fierce, stubborn first mate
Quite literally it seems.

>> No.17807363

>>17807341
Those Egyptians sure have a unique taste in meme-wear

>> No.17807364

>>17807354
>Utility Belt Karakasa-Obake
>She's in a high-tech skintight body stocking, levitates a few feet off the ground
>Surrounded by a rotating giant utility belt, lightly orbiting her body longways, of which she can rapidly access items from telepathically at any given time
>The tongue comes in from one of the larger pouches on the 'belt', wrapping around and helping access the different pouches
Sounds cool.

>> No.17807370

>>17807359
So a harem that's 427 women large
Thats stupid

>> No.17807372

>>17807359
you only need one to repopulate, dummy

>> No.17807374

>>17807370
>427
Finger slipped, I mean 417

>> No.17807377

>>17807341
Are you the other anubisfag?

>> No.17807378

>>17807364
>instead of wrapping you up in her umbrella, she quickly builds a miniature house and traps you inside of it.

>> No.17807379

>>17807341
It would be amazing to help an Anubis towel off after a swim, and get to oil down her body while she sunbathes.

>> No.17807381

>>17807372
Its to keep with the theme, even if its you just need one, you can still say its a "breeding" pair

It's also leaving out the fact that for various purposes Noah actually had seven of certain animals instead of two

>> No.17807382

>>17807363
Just wait until the succubi find out about victorian bathing suits.

>> No.17807383

>>17807381
>It's also leaving out the fact that for various purposes Noah actually had seven of certain animals instead of two
That lying rat bastard!

>> No.17807393

>>17807377
I am a Anubisfag yes.

>>17807379
It would anon, brown egyptian skin is best for massaging oil into.

>> No.17807395

>>17807231
>First officer Lesser Succubus
>Navigator Kakuen
>Mechanic Jinko
>Gunner Hobgoblin
>Doctor Holstaur

This all seems to fit weirdly really well and I can already see us getting into all sorts of hijinx and adventures.

>> No.17807396

>>17807395
>Gunner Hobgoblin
Imagine the jiggle.

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I would tell you to read the bible but fishing for good good shit in that book is long and boring plus, we follow another religion round here

>> No.17807418

>>17807396
Don't think I haven't already thought of that, it would be glorious, in fact all of the girls in my crew are especially well endowed, truly I have been blessed by the gods to have such an oddly fitting and voluptuous crew. Now if only I could think of a good titty pun to name my ship after we'd be in business.

>> No.17807423

>>17807231
Alright then, let's see here.
>Nightmare
>Unagi Joro
>Werewolf
>Nightmare
>Elf
I've got two Nightmares in my crew? Guess they're sisters then. One is the level-headed and responsible one, the other likes her dakka in large quantities.
The Unagi Joro knows the constellations by heart and is equipped with a magnetic/electricity sense that make her a living compass needle. Shame space doesn't have a North though.
The Werewolf mechanic is just a racial stereotype because of the wrench wench Anubis stuff and getting oil out of fur is a real pain, but she tries!
And the Elven doctor is really just a naughty nurse who walked aboard my dingy ship because she thought it was a cheap porno shoot.

I'm hooked on a feeling...

>> No.17807426

>>17807411
Dark Priests are lovely girls! They deserve all the lewd love they want!

>> No.17807438

>>17807411
Forgive me sister, for I have sinned!

>> No.17807466
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There is a nonzero chance that this cat will bite your dick.

>> No.17807506

>>17806701
That's a pretty hot pig.

>> No.17807535

>>17807466
Women should not be allowed to get this muscled. They brutally turn men submissive.

>> No.17807540

>>17807535
What about jinkos, minotaurs, and oni though?

>> No.17807595

>>17807466
So you're saying negative numbers are on the table?

>> No.17807599

Cum in your wife.
Keep her pregnant for life.

>> No.17807613

>>17807599
I keep cumming in my wife and she just won't get pregnant. What am I doing wrong?

>> No.17807616
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>>17807599
But how many bunny daughters is too many?

>> No.17807620

Dragonfly girl when?

>> No.17807623

>>17807620
Shrimp knight girl when?

>> No.17807630

>>17807620
How draconic would you want a dragonfly or snapdragon girl?

>> No.17807637

>>17807613
You have weak sperm.

>> No.17807645

>>17807613
Are you doing it in her vagina?

>> No.17807647

>>17807637
But she always says it's thick and tasty when she swallows it.

>> No.17807661

>>17807647
Oh.
You're cumming in the wrong hole, stupid.

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>>17807620
Here's one, soaring high above.

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>>17807620
>>17807664
And here's another, limbering up to take flight.

>> No.17807732

>>17807535
The weak should fear the strong.

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Please don't shake the patient

>> No.17807806

>>17807231
>Raiju First Officer
>Nurarihyon Navigator
>Holst Mechanic
>Hero Gunner(!)
>Blue Oni Doctor

I wonder what dire mission compelled the hero to go with me?
Perhaps she's on the ship to make sure I leave some sons behind.

>> No.17807839

>>17807231
>FO Demon
>Navigator Pharoah
>Mechanic Salamander
>Gunner Gremlin
>Doctor Kraken
Between my first officer trying to get in my pants 24/7, my navigator constantly using her god voice to make me plot courses to her favorite shopping planets, and a crazy /k/ gremlin I think I have my work cut out for me.

>> No.17807855

>>17807616
This is why I couldn’t be a teacher in MGC. Little girls shouldn’t be wearing stockings and garters it’s too sexy of a look for them!

>> No.17807866

>>17807855
There is a lot of bonus pay for male teachers in MGC though. You could become exceptionally rich, as long as you don't get claimed too easily. But it is a very tricky profession to operate well in for men, as in demand as they are.
But aren't your students just too adorable?

>> No.17807888

>>17807855
>work at MGC high
>student finds out you have a thing for stockings and garter belts
>the next day your entire class is wearing stockings and garters under their skirts
>you go to ask the White Horn teacher across the hall a question but you’re taken aback by her wearing some stockings and garters on her animalistic parts
>even the Demon principal is wearing her best red stockings today

>> No.17807984

>>17807888
>red stockings
Tell her to come back when she's wearing white ones.

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>>17807866
Pretty sure some of them are dead set on marrying their teacher when they grow up.

>> No.17808029

>>17808011
I hope that hebi doesn't hear I like very large breasts.
I may come into class one day and find that she's now an extra large oppai loli.

>> No.17808035

>>17808029
>Elementary school on lockdown after teacher found to be spiking the milk with Hathor milk

>> No.17808038

>>17808035
>Anon gets dragged out shouting 'It wasn't me!" while a wailing, oppai loli hebi is wrapped around his leg and resisting being pulled off.

>> No.17808064

>>17807888
>It was the school's official stocking day where every female student was wearing one
Couples would be made left and right.

>> No.17808082

>>17808064
>official stocking day
Well I’ll be getting fired that day.

>> No.17808085

>>17808064
Luckily I am immune to stockings.

>> No.17808092

>>17806897
>>17806738
All MGs love to be stuffed with cum, what kinda question is this?

>> No.17808097
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>stockings
Plebs the lot of you.

>> No.17808101

>>17808097
Pantyhose is alright but it cannot match the sexiness of the stocking and garterbelt combo. Very few things can match that combo.

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>>17808101
It can't match the sexiness because it is better by default.

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>>17807231
>FO Echidna
>Werecat Navigator
>Roper Mechanic
>Apophis Gunner
>Kraken Doctor

Jesus Christ with all that slime we're gonna need a janitor

>> No.17808152

>>17808124
Anything is usually sexy on a dragon so your point is moot.

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>>17808152
With the power of pantyhose even a monoeye can be alluring.

>> No.17808170

>>17808164
What if some of us have good taste and likes stockings more though?

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>>17808170
>good taste
>likes stockings more
Pick one.

>> No.17808184

>>17808164
Monoeyes are always alluring!

>> No.17808192

>>17808184
The ones with pantyhose are, the rest not so much.

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>>17808192
No, pregnant monoeye housewives are just as alluring!

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I wonder if KC will get round to japanese gods?

>> No.17808205

>>17808195
>Wanting Izanami No Mikoto
>Wanting the goddess that had a bitchfit so bad she vowed to kill at least 1000 people a day.

>> No.17808212

>>17808205
She was pretty cute in Persona 4.

>> No.17808221

>>17808194
The ones with pantyhose certainly are.

>> No.17808225

>>17808205
To be fair, Her husband went down to Yomi to save her, looked at her rotting face and said "Eww...", went back up and blocked the path so she could not get out.

>> No.17808234

>>17808225
>Not wanting undead waifu
Confirmed shit taste.

>> No.17808249

>>17808234
This is not anime undead anon.
Izanami is described with missing skin on her face and filled with maggots.
She hid her face to stop her husband seeing it, fearing her reaction.
And given what he did when he say it (He lit his comb on fire at night to see it) she was pretty justified

>> No.17808289
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17808289

We were promised waifus in October and I just finished my second semi-marathon. Did it in under two hours, too. So where the hell is my prize?

>> No.17808300

>>17808289
The prize was inside of you all along, anon. You got husbandoed by a cutie Sallie.

>> No.17808323

>>17808184
Seeing a good joke like this is a nice way to start the day.

>> No.17808336

>>17808289
>where the hell is my prize?
It’s nothing. Not even the coldness of space can touch the icy heartlessness that is reality. Monstergirls aren’t real and will never be real. The sooner you stop living in your fantasy is the day it all gets better(worse).

>> No.17808340
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>>17808323
I'm serious!

>> No.17808345

>>17808340
I would love to be a teacher/bully/future husbando to a class of lowly monoeyes!

>> No.17808364
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17808364

How do you like your scorpions?

>> No.17808365
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>walk up to old fox and tell her you're gonna pound her until she's knocked up with no less than three daughterus
>her ufufus as she thinks she's too old for such things until she feels her womb start to ache
Remember: it's never to late to put buns in the oven

>> No.17808380

>>17808365
I wanna be a henchman for the mofu mafia! I don’t care how many times I’ve got to brush all the girls tails I wanna be a made man!

>> No.17808413
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>>17808380
Word on the street is that their head of security's looking for a cute boy for unspecified services.

>> No.17808414

>>17808340
You must be blind to think that monoeyes are cute or sexy in any way.

>> No.17808424
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>>17808365
I bet that fluffy hag has only pleasured herself with toys her whole life.

>> No.17808425

Anyone have plans for Halloween? I’m just sitting back and watching movies all day.
>tfw no Kikimora waifu who dresses up as Morticia Addams for Halloween
>she gets tire of my antics while I’m dressed as (and playing the part of) Gomez
>but for all the shenanigans I do I can calm her down by kissing her like Humphrey Bogart
Sorry for the short burst of autism, but I’m being fueled by two hours of sleep, six Red Bull’s and ramen bowls.

>> No.17808436

>>17808413
But I’m not cute! I’m manly! I’m over 300 pounds and can lift quite a lot of weight.
Besides, a cutie like her wouldn’t want a gruff, borderline alcoholic, who’s only doing this to really be able to blow off some steam by knocking peoples teeth in. She wants one of them pretty boys in them shota cartoons from zipangu.

>> No.17808440

>>17808425
>Wendigo cousin IT

kek

>> No.17808445

>>17808380

Just be careful, some of those girls play for keeps and the girls up top can be exceptionally cruel

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>>17808436
Cute enough, by the standards of hitmen. Now can you stop yapping and greet your wife's boss?

>> No.17808460
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>> No.17808462

>>17808440
>Gremlin uncle Fester
>Shog Lurch
>Zombie Thing
>Wisp Wednesday

Would watch year long with a spooky waifu.

>> No.17808480

>>17808462
>Wisp Wednesday
I feel like this would be on a sign for an undead bar in MGC
>Come on down to The Crypt! Where every Wednesday is Wisp Wednesday!

>> No.17808540

>>17808452
Mofu boss is cute

>> No.17808549
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17808549

Halloween approaches. Be prepared...for fancy mexican spider dances, holy chocolate milk, and 10 tips on making an unbreakable rape floor!

>> No.17808553

>>17808480
Sounds like a plausible thing, but Wisp Wednesday would be a time bomb with all those desperate and jealous Wisps in one place.

>> No.17808569
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17808569

Mere female office worker.

>> No.17808573

>>17808380
Does the mofu mafia have a kumiho organisation? I want to work as a servant for those.

>> No.17808578

>>17808569
Tell me one MG that doesn’t look better in office clothes. Because they all do, even the Sabbath girls would look cute in a pencil skirt and button down shirt.

>> No.17808580
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17808580

>>17808569
Oh the things I would do to look up her pencil skirt.

>> No.17808588

>>17808580
Slut.
But I approve. I would do anything for a cute OL Tanuki if that meant I’d still have a job even after I botched the Henderson’s account.

>> No.17808596

>>17808578
I just went through all my top 10 in my head and yes, they would all look amazing in office clothes.
It's a fantastic look.

>> No.17808608

>>17808578
>no Familliar manager who asks you for the latest TPS reports with those signature stars in her eyes
>no Familliar manager who makes you work late while trying not to cry because she doesn’t want you to see her as a meanie
>no Familliar manager who punishes you when you mess up by not giving you any sweets that day

>> No.17808609

>>17808588
I couldn't care less about tanukis, but dragons are just too much for me. Even if i tried to hide she would still feel my eyes raping her everytime she's in my sight.
I wonder which one of us would break down first.

>> No.17808614

>>17808609
>I wonder which one of us would break down first.
It would be her, she’d call you in to work a weekend only to find out it’s only you and her alone and with A LOT of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.17808632

>>17808596
>It’s a fantastic look.
That it is brother. That it is.
I wonder if Wurms would start dressing like OL to make them seem smarter?

>> No.17808654

>>17808614
Wouldn't resist to play with her after I already won. It would be the perfect time to tease and keep looking at her body with hungry eyes until she jumped me and we had so much rough pent up sex that she would need to call some kikis to clean our mess.

>> No.17808670
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17808670

Just remember that when portals open, to stay away from mamono police and mamono army stations. As you are a literal alien that must be "inspected"

But in case you are, would you marry your interrogator anon?

>> No.17808673

>>17808670
This yandere manticore needs love.

>> No.17808686

>>17808673
Not that one

>> No.17808687

I would a tubby Tanuki office lady without any regrets

>> No.17808694

>>17807303
>posters of BBQ meat
>Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri doujins under her bed

>> No.17808711

>>17808673
You're best off not knowing anything about that Manticore.

>> No.17808713

>>17808670
I probably wouldn't depending on her species and personality. If I'm forced to I'll run away.

>> No.17808716

>>17808686
>>17808711
Well, yandere manticores besides that one needs love, right?

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>>17808716
For however rare they may be, sure. Onee-sanCores too.

>> No.17808724

>>17808364
Pregnant

>> No.17808730

>>17808724
You had to pick the one thing she can't do, didn't you?

>> No.17808734

>>17808632
It would make them seem sexier that's for sure.

Although one thing that came to mind when thinking of my favourites is how hard it would be for a few of them to wear office attire. Sure Wight, Lich, Hellhound and Oomukade could pull it off but it would be a nightmare for a griffon to get those kind of clothes on.

>> No.17808735

>>17808608
>no Familliar manager who punishes you when you mess up by not giving you any sweets that day
Joke's on her, I have diabete.

>> No.17808738

>>17808730
>she can't do
Nothing some potions and a centuries worth of semen constantly flooding her womb can't fix

>> No.17808739

>>17808720
I need nursing tail jobs from an onee-sancore in my life.

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>>17808738
It is.

>> No.17808747

>>17808735
>Familiar manager nearly in tears when she learns that anon can't have sweets

>> No.17808750

>>17808741
Explain yourself.

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>>17808747
That calls for a hug.

>> No.17808761

>>17808750
>there are people on this website that genuinely haven't seen TTGL
Nice to know I'm not the newestfag around.

>> No.17808771

>>17808753
Would break his lamp.

>> No.17808777

>>17808761
>This nigger thinks I can remember a minor side character from an anime I saw like four years ago
Besides, the fact that they can't breed isn't an issue that carries over to monstergirl fantasy land

>> No.17808779

>>17808771
Don't bully the perfect familiar.

>> No.17808783

>>17808761
Not surprising, people who were 8 years old when it aired can legally post now. Besides it's trash anyway.

>> No.17808802 [DELETED] 

>>17808753
Stop posting monsterboys faggot.

>> No.17808805

>>17808802
>calling Niko a monster
Don't be a bully.

>> No.17808812

>>17808753
That one calls for a shotgun to the face.

>> No.17808814

>>17808802
That's a girl you massive retard.

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>>17808753
Jump in a vat of acid you cancerous monsterboyfaggot.
>>17808761
I like TTGL, but don't treat it as the end-all be-all of /m/ stuff.

>> No.17808825

>>17808820
See >>17808814
>projecting his homosexuality on girls

>> No.17808830
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17808830

Christmas soon.

>> No.17808838 [DELETED] 

>>17808779
>>17808805
>monster boy faggotry 2 days in a row
Same fucking shit too with the "you can't see the penis so you can't say it's a boy" excuse.

>> No.17808846

>>17808830
Christmas wonderland centaur?

>> No.17808848

>>17808838
Let this be a lesson for you.

>> No.17808851 [DELETED] 

>>17808753
>monsterboy
WHY?!

>> No.17808853

>>17808851
See >>17808814

>> No.17808855

>>17808838
Actually there really are some cases where you cant say if its a boy or a girl.

>> No.17808857

>>17808851
why do you faggots assume everything is a monster boy?

>> No.17808861

>>17808720
Manticores would be terrible older sisters.
It’d be 18 years of hell.

>> No.17808862

>>17808857
Because they're looking for excuses to shit up the thread.

>> No.17808870

>>17808857
It’s a special kind of retard whose default state is being triggered.
They actively try to get themselves pissed.

>> No.17808871

>>17808861
That's why you gotta prank her back.
Buying a libido enhancing potion and sneaking it into her sports drinks is a good way to do so.

>> No.17808875

>>17808861
>18 years of hell
They're sadist of course it would be. Apophi on the other hand would be grape.

>> No.17808876 [DELETED] 

>>17808802
>>17808820
>>17808838
>>17808851
Maybe you won't samefag next time we talk about cute monstergirls.

>> No.17808879

>>17808870
>>17808862
>>17808857
I thought this one is one though, consider the game its from, I could be wrong though since its been while

>> No.17808886

>>17808879
Niko is clearly a girl. Stop inventing excuses to get pissed off.
Her gender is never explained, but come one, it's obvious.

>> No.17808888 [DELETED] 

>>17808814
>>17808825
>established male character from a video game
>hurf durf it's a girl
Kill yourselves back to /y/ aids carriers. Haven't seen this shameless and blatant shitposting and lying for a while.

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>still getting mad over excuses

>> No.17808898

>>17808886
ah i can see why people can get confused now, some people default to boy, some to girl. also I'm the those other people, I was asking cause I actually wanted to know if I was wrong here, would normally bother with these slap fights otherwise

>> No.17808899

>17808888
Trying too hard.

>> No.17808901

>>17808888
>established male character
Niko was intentionality left ambiguous.....

>> No.17808903

>>17808875
Apophi are also prone to being soft

>> No.17808905

>>17808857
http://oneshot.wikia.com/wiki/Niko
Maybe because of the wiki.
>Niko has been stated by Eliza to have an ambiguous gender, and Nightmargin an unknown gender.
Two of the most important people behind the game say that and people are wrong to have a little doubt?

>> No.17808906

>>17808896
Does she even count as a monstergirl?

>>17808898
The developper said that Niko's gender was "Yes".
Yet when you look at her mannerism, it's obvious she's a girl.

>> No.17808911 [DELETED] 

>>17808899
Why are you still trying to push monsterboys and your "ambiguous gender" meme here? Are you the same trapfag artist from the circlejerk that was posting here yesterday or one of his fanboys?

>> No.17808913

>>17808898
Fuck," Im not those other people" Forgetting a word can ruin a sentence

>> No.17808916

>>17808875
Apophi would be too busy fucking their boyfriend or husband to be a role model of any sort.
They’re essentially desert Dark Priests, it’s what they do.

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Mastah, why are you still posting? Come to bed, muuuu~

>> No.17808921
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Remember, not all Succubi out on Halloween are actually Succubi.

They could be human girls trying to trick you, so be careful.

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>>17808921
Are these eyes or sweat drops?

>> No.17808930

>>17808861
What would she do if one day his little brother tries to kill himself because of the bullying?

>> No.17808931

>>17808917
No!
Someone is wrong on the internet!

>> No.17808935

>>17808929
sweat drops

>> No.17808936

>>17808930
Call up her Wisp friend.

>> No.17808937

Running is the most important skill to have in mge because it improves you chances of getting you desired waifu by evading the undesirable ones.

>> No.17808938

>>17808930

bully him some more

>> No.17808941
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>>17808931
Don't worry mastah, click this and eeeeeverything will be alright.

>> No.17808942

>>17808916
Thats why you become your apophi sisters husband.

>> No.17808948

>>17808861
>not filling her belly with so much mana that she ends up looking pregnant

>> No.17808949

>>17808937
Yeah, but you can't depend just on that to survive. Make sure to balance things out by learning some magic and carrying some items like bottled cum and fake shotas.

>> No.17808968

>>17808948
Gotta do it while using a sticky mushroom as well so it doesn't drip and remains that way for a couple days.... Or so you can start stacking the effects

>> No.17808975

>>17808941
I have my doubts.

>> No.17808976

>>17808921
Just slip them some Dark Slime jelly.
If they’re succubi, they’d just get horny. If they’re human, now they’re a Dark Slime.
Flawless plan, works great on undercover Paladins too.

>> No.17808996

>>17808976
I'd rather use that concentrated holst milk.
Bigger busts either way but one ends with cows

>> No.17808998

>>17808949
>fake shotas
hadn't tough of that one anon. that together with the cum bottles would be the ultimate diversion.

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17808999

You better behave and give her the dick, that mamono silver katana isnt just there for show.

>> No.17809008

>>17808999
I've been waiting for this, great stuff dude.

>> No.17809013

>>17808999
>forcing herself on her lord
She might regret and say sorry later but its what i wanted the whole time.

>> No.17809016

>>17808996
Does holst milk have that much DE to it? I always thought it was kinda “neutral” aside from the obvious boob effect.

>> No.17809020

>>17809016

there's another version of Holst milk that has much more DE in it. It turns human women into Holsts.

>> No.17809026

>>17808999
oh boy. I still stand by what I said last time though. All that muscle is lovely and delicious, but it'd be better with a layer of softness atop. It'd give thicker thighs and larger breasts too.

>> No.17809033

>>17809020
For some reason imagine that it would be peach flavoured.

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17809034

>>17808999
>Help, help, I'm being raped!

Hopefully the Automaton comes to save me soon after.

>> No.17809035

>>17808998
Indeed, anon. That's how you run away even from an ushi. It can be used with illusion magic for further effects too and by adding a sleep/paralyze effect to it you'll never be catached by a monster even if she's yan.

>> No.17809036

>>17809020
Huh, well there you go.

>> No.17809037

>>17809016
The 'special' version of it is actually a garuntee transformation

>> No.17809038
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17809038

Imagine: An Automaton with crinoline styled armor.

>> No.17809047

>>17809035
Except for those who are both
A) Into older guys
B) Good at illusion magic themselves

Beware the foxes.

>> No.17809048

>>17808999
Would cum and flee.

>>17809026
She would benefit by having less muscles. The titshave a good size though.

>> No.17809050

>>17808999
A cute.
Gonna ruin those abs with children

>> No.17809061

>>17809048
>She would benefit by having less muscles
I disagree, she just needs more bodyfat. She's like those bodybuilders to starve and dehydrate themselves before a competition.
>tits have a good size
Nah, bit bigger wouldn't hurt

>> No.17809065

>>17809047
That's why you shouldn't just depend on it. Most foxes would have a small frame of distraction by ufufuing or thinking how superior their magic are and that gives you time to run.

Another spell that's really important to have is dispel and silence.

>> No.17809086

>>17809065
Actually it’s a lot less risky to deal with foxes than most others.
You just need to be properly prepared with the appropriate snack.

>> No.17809103

>>17809086
But you need to watch out, some foxes are on diets. Can't get a good husband if you're too fat and they need the nutrients to keep their fluff high quality.
Though I guess protein bars are snacks too.

Remember anon. If you go out on an adventure to find your waifu, train a bit, learn basic spells and have good itens. You wouldn't want to lose to a slime, right?

>> No.17809106

>>17809103
She'll be fine
It's just a few cupcakes.

That fox needs to relax a bit

>> No.17809114

>>17809106
>cupcakes
I'd definitely eat those. Maybe having a picnic with a fox wouldn't be so bad, as long as I flee before she tries to rape.

>> No.17809116

>>17809106
Nobody likes fatties

>> No.17809123
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>>17809103
They can say all they want about diets, but good luck to them resisting when it’s right in front of them.

>> No.17809127

>>17808999
>>17809008
Heres the uncensored version of that muscle Ochimusha sex art:

https://i.imgur.com/fgXwWgZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Cx3c7cq.png

The final colored version should be out in a few days.

>> No.17809135

>>17808999
>>17809127
These types of musclegirls are garbage.

>> No.17809137

>>17809114
Ah, you've already fallen into the sinister trap of mofu.

>>17809116
This thread has proven otherwise

>> No.17809147

>>17807231
In far future would AI be monstergirl'd aswell like automatons?

>> No.17809148

>>17809123
Some of them have great willpower and are able to completely resist food, but all of their strength are put into that and you'd be able to run away. Younger foxes might be the ones that run away though.

>>17809137
Nah, I prefer scales. I'd enjoy a good and carefree conversation with her but my guard would be up at all times. A trick is pretending to be dense so they lower their guard, and that's when you strike.

>> No.17809153

>>17809127
Those types of muscles are hot.

How's the artist's rates? Seems to work fast.

>> No.17809162

>>17808917
>tell her you’ll be there soon
>an hour later the power suddenly goes out
>”Oh no mastah! It looks like our fuse box has accidentally stopped existing. You should come to bed now.”

>> No.17809201

>>17807466
well, up the butt it goes then

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>> No.17809237 [SPOILER] 
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17809237

Fae Titania would be pretty great.

>> No.17809245

>>17809237

What about Leanan Sidhe Titania?

>> No.17809247

>>17809153
The artist has very good rates. You can contact her here, I think she replies her Facebook faster than her deviantart.

https://leenvidiacomplex.deviantart.com

Her facebook is leenvidia complex.

>> No.17809248

Which girl is better for spanboop the snoop?

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17809255

>>17809248
Not even a question

>> No.17809259

>>17808917
What is getting into bed with her like?

>> No.17809267

>>17808861
>Implying Manticores aren't super loyal and a caring for their kin

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17809272

>>17805360
>>17805385
>tfw 1 day from possible goty

>> No.17809275

>>17809267

>implying they wouldn't make it their personal mission to make their younger brother cry every day

>> No.17809277

>>17809267
We’re not talking about werewolves, we’re talking about
>Personality: Cruel

>> No.17809283

>>17809259
Functionality equivalent to getting into her.

>>17809272
Fuck I need to grab a switch today

>> No.17809286

>>17809277
Little brothers are the exception!

>> No.17809289

>>17809248
Do not boop
350$ fine

>> No.17809292

In what way would your MG wife(s) Do It For Him?

>> No.17809296

>>17809286
Little brothers are prime bullying material.
I should know.

>> No.17809300

>>17809248
Anon, do not book those merry little rapists

>> No.17809307

>>17809300
*Boop

>> No.17809310

>>17809275
Cry in pleasure*

>> No.17809314

>>17809310
This seems about right

>> No.17809319
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New wife commission finished today
http://i.imgur.com/RVQMEgX.jpg because 4chan
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14248629
The artist was a pretty cool dude.

>> No.17809323

>>17809310
He’s going to have PMSD either way.
Post Manticore Succ Disorder

>> No.17809326

>>17809137
>This thread
More like a handful of fat/inflation fags that belong in /d/, but manage to barely skirt the line time and time again.

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>>17809283
You should.

Mario vs Rabbids is legit good too.

>> No.17809336

>>17809326
There’s like a single actual fatfag and the rest are into varying degrees of chubby.
Fatfag thinks his shit doesn’t stink though.

>> No.17809343

>>17809334
God damn I hope they port Dong Freeze, literally the best game of the weeoo.

>> No.17809365

A literal vagoo.

>> No.17809366

>>17809323
>>17809310
Little brothers getting addicted to their manticore sister's venom seems to be a huge social problem.

Donate to the rehabilitation program now!

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>>17809319
Nice, here's something i finished a few days ago

>> No.17809372

>>17809366
It seems like it’d be cruel to separate them.

>> No.17809382

>>17809292

learning to cook and prepare food; especially with sushi, how to give good massages, drinking a good amount of Holst milk regularly, stocking up on things like mermaid blood, any or all kinds of venoms, etc.

>> No.17809384

>>17809365
Woops
>>17809319

>>17809368
I appreciate traditional mediums.

>> No.17809386

>>17809368
Nice! That looks really good!

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>>17809366
A Onee-Manticore would be be more protective of her little brother than most folks realize.

>> No.17809388
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What kind of outfits would you hope bigger MGs would do for Halloween?

>> No.17809403

>>17809384
Vagoo indeed.

>> No.17809409

>>17809387
Are you an only child? Because you sound like one right now. It’s the older siblings duty to give the younger siblings hell.

>> No.17809417

>>17809409
They’ll regret the hell out of it though.
t. regrettor

>> No.17809418

Just how much do you guys spend on commisions?

>> No.17809420

>>17809409
I'm the youngest of three siblings, and I only developed a onee-san fetish from browsing this place for three years.

>> No.17809426

>>17809292
Lots of lifting, lots of holst milk, lots of Minomilk.

She's gonna be the strongest arachne in the land

>> No.17809428

>>17809418
I’ve spent over 400 on them I think

>> No.17809435

>>17809418
I think I've spent a good 300-400 or so at least, I like too many monster girls.

>> No.17809438

>>17809420
I’m the oldest of three kids and it’s done a solid job of making me “not get” the whole onee fascination.

>> No.17809447

>Be a Shota on a school trip to the Royal Palace in the Desert Country.
>Your class is led around everywhere by the one old Anubis Madjay judged among her fellows to be "Good with kids".
>Or, more specifically, good enough to give the Sphinxes that keep on trying to ambush you and your classmates for a "Friendly Riddle" a good thwack in the noggin with her cudgel.
>Or pry off the aggressively cuddly Mummies who wait in ambush with her cudgel.
>...Basically, she's just there to use her cudgel and teach history through the most hilariously cynical lens possible.
>You eventually come across some... dark-skinned woman lazily dressed in sweatpants and a wifebeater.
>Madjaynubis lets the class know that she's a Pharaoh, just not the current one; they take turns apparently.
>...And that the current one is kind of a ditzy idiot, so instead of napping for a few centuries, the one before you is helping the current girl out with the finer points of statecraft. Or rather, all of it.
>She laughs at that and joins your little tour, calling Madjaynubis a grumpy cunt and kicking off a long stream of increasingly filthy, brutal but somehow loving string of back and forth insults between the two, even as they continue to teach you history as they both lived it.
>And that'd be YOU specifically, because the rest of the class has long gotten bored and tuned them out.
>So much so that they don't even notice when another Anubis takes over the tour and these two ancients lead you off down another hallway with a quiet "Hey, kid, wanna have some fun?"
>So, with an ancient God-Queen's arm wrapped around your shoulder and the most sarcastic Anubis that ever lived leading the way you're taken to the stable, where all three of you squeeze onto a chariot and go rocketing across the desert like a bat outta hell while the rest of your class proceeds to the souvenir shop.
>You will never go on a wacky coming-of-age adventure with two crazy desert-gals.

>> No.17809470

>>17807466
If I can approach a human girl with 90%+ chances of rejection (worse than getting bit in the dick). I can do guaranteed sex and marriage with a muscle MG under the risk she might bite my dick with mamono mana protection.

Its pretty tame compared to what the average Mershark husbando has to face, daily.

>> No.17809483

>>17807466
There's a 100% chance I'd blow my load in 5 seconds of being inside that.

>> No.17809484

>>17809447
But did they have sex.

>> No.17809489

>>17809387
Only in makimg sure she is the only one that can bully her.

>> No.17809491

>>17809470
Mersharks pretty much do “play” damage.
The demon-silver properties they have make it so it doesn’t actually hurt em, it just causes a weakening spill of spirit energy. It’s essentially them “mere”ing YOU.

>> No.17809505

>>17809484
No, it was a school trip. The teacher got the lost anon before the desert girls touched his privates.

>> No.17809521
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The Harpy Kingdom is coming to abduct you, you have to act fast so what do you do?

>> No.17809527

>>17809521
[X]touch fluffy tail

>> No.17809529

>>17809521
Hide under my roof and close the windows.

>> No.17809533

>>17809521
Politely request Eros bird.

>> No.17809534

>>17809529
>"dude let me in I'm a fairy

>> No.17809537

>>17809521
>put harpy food out in the middle of a field
>they’ll be so hungry they won’t attack until after they’re done eating
>I have the chance to choose the MILFiest one from the lot and make her my waifu

>> No.17809538

>>17809521
https://youtu.be/nRYcOiNdd5E

>> No.17809540

>>17809533
>request Eros birds from the Harpy Kingdom
>they just catapult a bunch of JubJubs with parachutes onto your front yard

>> No.17809541

>>17809534
It would be tempting to let just one in.

>> No.17809542

>>17809491
Given how all MGs have mamono mana, it will likely be the same thing if the muscle cat girl bites my dick. Even if there is some damage, as long as it isnt permanent or last long, I would still do it. At least provided its a 1 time thing.

>> No.17809545

>>17809521
Build a scareharpy?

>> No.17809549

>>17809521
Any way to ensure Im abducted by a muscled as fuck warrior harpy? If so, I might allow myself to get caught.

>> No.17809550

>>17809541
Don’t. Fairy’s are like Mexicans. You let one in and by the next weekend she’s got her entire family of 278 sisters and cousins in your house. And the plumbing, dear lord the plumbing.

>> No.17809556

>>17809545
>scareharpy
What would even scare a Harpy?

>> No.17809560

>>17809550
But they are harpies, not fairies. I'm sure she wouldn't let her family in but like I've said, it's tempting.

>> No.17809567
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs

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>>17809529
Well the strong harpy got in, game over.

>> No.17809569

>>17809556
A colonel uniform

>> No.17809573

>>17809521

the harpy kingdom would kidnap someone who is already married? Can't say I'm surprised.

>> No.17809574

>>17809505
>After he played strip poker with a bunch of Cyrenacian pirates.
>And had his first beer.
>And rode a sandworm straight the walls of some kinda ancient evil fortress.
>And saved an Apophis (actually a nice lady) from the control of the ACTUAL, WORLD-ENDING DOOM-SERPENT Apophis plotting armageddon by dropping said fortress on it with hastily placed ancient runic explosives and shouted instructions from Madjaynubis.
>And being festooned with his weight in medals for his part in saving not only the Desert Country, but the entire planet.
>And getting one hell of a tan.
>Gets sent home, scolded by his fussy Echidna teacher the whole flight back for being a reckless boy.
>Arrives home to find a big fuck off mansion had apparently been built next door.
>His new neighbours are there, both wearing shit-eating grins.
>Hey, if the old Pharaoh and Madjaynubis were to ever retire, it might as well be after saving the world one last time.
>...It's shortly after they tell him this that our young Anon notices the sheer size of the bed the movers are trying to fit through the door of their new house.
>And that there's only one.
>There's a moment of silence, before the Pharaoh finally speaks up.
>"...Looks comfy doesn't it?"

>> No.17809577

>>17809568
>First one to come is queen harpy
Oh. Well I can't say I wouldn't enjoy smashing that queen pussy and her daughters'.

>> No.17809584

>>17809574
God fucking dammit the phantom and the nightmare are at it again. This is why students can't sleep in class or trips if it's too boring.

>> No.17809586
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>>17809527
>>17809529
>>17809533
>>17809537
>>17809538
>>17809545
>>17809549

>> No.17809589
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How would a monsterized PS4 wife be like? Please remember when portals open to leave all your tech behind.

>> No.17809596

>>17809573
Harpies, most insects and dolphins can be dangerous even if you are married. The type of incubus you are affects whether or not they choose you too.

>> No.17809597

>>17809586
>/mgt/ makes a map of the monster girl world

>> No.17809598

>>17809589
also any potted plants and house pets as well.

>> No.17809603

>>17809596
I hope they like having to deal with an angry wife then.

>> No.17809606

>>17809598
>I love my Siberian Husky girl
>I dont want her to turn into a furry

>> No.17809609

>>17809542
Mambo mana means they can’t physically damage you during sex, so if she gets, uh, a little rough with the blowjob it’ll probably act silver-like.

>> No.17809611

>>17809586
Oh, its Grimdark Quest Harpies..... nevermind then, Im not allowing to get myself caught there, even if its a tank of abs.

>> No.17809613

>>17809603
That's why they come in packs and devise plans, so you should learn how to shoo them too.

It's pretty much a high risk high reward thing with married guys and the quality of their semen.

>> No.17809615

>>17809606
Well, if you don’t, x_Darke_Wolfe_x will for you.

>> No.17809621

>>17809603
Reminder that at the end of the day the True Love clause applies, which means if you end up married to them you were a slut deep down all along.

>> No.17809626
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>>17809611
>Every MGQ Harpy functions almost identically to the MGE ones but more rapey

Pitiful anon.

>> No.17809629

>>17809613

How pathetic that harpies think it's all well and good to just kidnap men who already happily married and to tear them apart from their loving wife. That's only going to hurt their kingdoms image in the long run.

>> No.17809631

>>17809574
>>17809584

>All of this happened over the course of there days.
>It's so fucking ridiculous that no one in his home country believes it actually happened. And the Desert Kingdom kept it under wraps because it nearly ended the world.
>Anon is constantly scolded by his teachers and parents for being a "Reckless, stupid child".
>And those two women he's always with are a terrible influence.

>> No.17809640

>>17809629
Hey now, it's not all harpy kingdoms that do it, just a few ones that are hungry for power and are horny to jubjub levels. Most of them go for a lonely guy who is way easier to capture since he won't resist and they'll have healthy daughterus.

>> No.17809646

>>17809586
>"adventure began here"
>two kilometers away
>"adventure ended here"
That's pretty funny.

>> No.17809655

>>17809631
I didn't know the effects of phantom and nightmare magic could be permanent. I guess flaying could solve this problem or they could pretend that everything did happen and anon would grow up out it one day.

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>>17809586
>not ending your adventure in loli cave

>> No.17809680

Are you reading any monster girl stories?
Are you writing any monster girl stories?

>> No.17809681

>>17809613
Do you recon the greater society cares if you slaughter ntrbirds?

>> No.17809685

>>17809680
Kinda.
No.

>> No.17809687

>>17809680
Reading is for nerds

>> No.17809688

>>17809681
Killing is bad and you shouldn't do it. Just give them a proper punishment so that they don't do it again.

>> No.17809693

>>17809681
They exist in a completely different setting so I don’t rightly give a shit.

>> No.17809696

>>17809680
Currently got something in the works for Halloween.

>> No.17809698

>>17809688
>Just give them a proper punishment so that they don't do it again.
Like death. I mean, I dunno anon, swap the roles here and I don't know if you'd be so keen to be lenient on a pack of human boys trying to break into your home and rape your wife. Or maybe you would.

>> No.17809703

>>17809680
Current not reading anything but I'm writing a short that I won't be posting here because I don't want to be hung drawn and quartered.

>> No.17809708

>>17809680
>Reading
I was meant to read long distance seduction, thanks for reminding me.
>Writing
Selene stuff, both as her own thing and burning edge.

>> No.17809710

>>17809664
What's with Japan and vampire lolis?

>> No.17809714

>>17809698
Point taken. I wouldn't be so kind with the harpies but knowing how monster girls are I don't think I could bring myself to kill them.
Humans are a whole different story though.

>> No.17809715

>>17809703
Let me guess
Monster boys? NTR? Grigori tier violence?

>> No.17809716

>>17809586
What the hell is this? And just what’s in those mountains that is illegal in Canada? Is it guns?

>> No.17809719

>>17809716
Probably lolis.

>> No.17809723

>>17809586
>Welcome to die 2
Not "ASS MAGGOTS"

>> No.17809725

>>17809626
Unlike MGE they dont have instincts that make cheating and falling out of love flatout impossible, so no thanks.

>> No.17809726

>>17809715
Something for a friend's birthday since he's been feeling down.
I know better than to say what though, it's best for everyone's sake.

>> No.17809728

>>17809714
I mean think on your wife. You might go all soft hearted because the things trying to gangrape you have cute faces and big tits, but I bet your waifu would be in a murderous mood.

>> No.17809737

>>17809726
Stop being a Tease and say it
people are more likely do drop the subject if just say what it is

>> No.17809740

>>17809716
>>17809719
What if it’s lolis WITH guns?

>> No.17809742

>>17809680
No, and I haven't written an update for a while. No time.

>> No.17809749

>>17809740
Even better (and double illegal)

>> No.17809750

>>17809708
>Ruining your writing by forcing your steelim.
Fuck off with that.

>> No.17809751

>>17809728
I said I wouldn't kill them, doesn't mean I wouldn't leave them at my waifu's mercy after defeating them. No matter her choice or the way she does it I'd love her the same way.

>> No.17809769
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>>17809750
>Forcing
Proof that you didn't read the story.
Selene was there at the very beginning, she puts the plot in motion and outright said she would return.
Besides, that steelim shit has little to do with me.

>> No.17809771

>>17809751
Could always sell them to a reputable slaver for coin, or to a local wizard who needs some toys/test subjects

>> No.17809775

>>17809409
Have you tried not being shit? Joking and playing is fine but torture and bullying is never okay. If you love and protect them, they’ll be great imoutos

>> No.17809776

>>17809688

Oh please. They aren't a group of school girls who broke some vase. They're a group of coordinated harpies with intent to separate you from your wife for their own selfish ends, leaving her most likely so angry she's going to go on the warpath and/or horribly saddened. I mean just think about what would happen if harpies kidnapped a man who married a midnight titania or something

>> No.17809780

>>17809710
Vampire=foreigner=blonde
Vampire=eternal youth=loli
Pretty obvious

>> No.17809783

>>17809680

I've written a couple of stories but I've read barely any of them

>> No.17809784 [SPOILER] 
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Automaton Dragons

>> No.17809786
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>> No.17809793

>>17809784
>Dragon
>Not a D cup

>> No.17809797

>>17809664
I once had a girl trick or treat at my house wearing that

>> No.17809801

>>17809769
Seeing as your here beast, what do you think about the succubus notes? What with succubi being alble to fight.

>> No.17809803

>>17809784
Liz please.

>>17809793
I agree.
Dragons need at least a D

>> No.17809808

>>17809771
Well I know in the end she would get rid of them one way or the other and depending on her mood revenge might be taken.
I'd definitely be excited to agree if she wanted to sell them though.

>>17809776
I probably don't care that much since I'm sure they wouldn't manage to lay a feather on me, but when you put it like that it does sound really bad.

>> No.17809811

>>17809784
The organic thing is way better. How can robutts even compete?

>> No.17809813

>>17809803
Dragons should not be lewded when they are young, they must ripen with age.

>> No.17809819

>>17809784
What about Automaton Liches?
What if through their research they found that metal is better than flesh so they went out and made themselves into Automatons.

>> No.17809824

>>17809801
Well the notes say that succubi devote themselves to things while someway leading it to sex.
In other words Selene can fit right in without fucking with the lore that much (I have issues at times with my own headcanon)
It also allows me to write more battlefield corruption stories if i ever get round to them

>> No.17809827

>>17809606
No doubt, I would my dog.

>> No.17809831

>>17809808
Hopefully death isn't on the table, using them for fresh dairy as payback is always an option

>> No.17809835

>>17809813
Too true.
Lewd them too early and they may MERE in an instant

>> No.17809837

>>17809813
That takes longer than you will naturally live. Also if you don’t someone else will.
Get em while they’re hot.

>> No.17809843

>>17809824
>Corruption stories
Good. We need more MGE corruption stories.
Though I kind of want to see corruption outside of defeated warriors.

>> No.17809848

>>17809835
She'd still only show her MERE side to her husbando.

Wonder what she'd do to a Rata who discovers her private life.

>> No.17809853

>>17809837
>That takes longer than you will naturally live. Also if you don’t someone else will.
Not exactly, you leave the younger ones for people later in the future and go after the older ones that have already ripened.

Or DO (slightly) lewd a younger one, do some time travel shenanigans and go into the future after you tell her you only like older women, then she'll be just right.

>> No.17809854

>>17809680
I'm writing something for halloween. I ended up redoing it from stratch because I thought the ending sucked, so hopefully version 2 will work out better.

>> No.17809857

>>17809848
Do you ever wonder why Rata lives in winterstown?

>> No.17809859

>>17809831
Would rather sell them to a rich fat old man. I wouldn't need the milk and selling them straight foward would get us more money.

>> No.17809863

>>17809837
>Not using magic and items to live up for at least 200 years

>> No.17809873

>>17809680
I want to write a story about a centaur helping a crippled man find his adventurous spirit again but I also want to write something spooky.

>> No.17809875

>>17809859
Separately or as a set?

>> No.17809879

>>17809716
Loli rape

>> No.17809880

>>17809873
Write a story about a man haunted by a ghost until he finds her hiding in his closet and then he rapes her in the butt.

>> No.17809887

>>17809875
If my customer buys a set I'll give him a discount. The quality of the harpies would definitely vary so the price would change too.
I might keep one to serve as a maid or something though.

>> No.17809891

>>17809863
Or just get an MG gf.
It’s a lot cheaper for one.

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>>17809843
>Though I kind of want to see corruption outside of defeated warriors.
Would be nice, I kinda just want both.
Got any ideas?

>> No.17809910

>>17809887
Hmmm, you'd have to do something with the maid to keep her from escaping/marking Her out as an unwanted home wrecker

>> No.17809921

>>17809891
Saving myself for a dragon.

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>>17809784
>Kiryu + a Mazinger-esque Super Robot + Liz
Nice, but why does that dumb lizard always hog the Halloween event spotlight from other Servants?

>> No.17809929

>>17809892
Corruptionfags get purified

>> No.17809934

>>17809925
Because Liz a cute

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17809935

You had the opportunity to flee but you didn't take it.

>> No.17809943

>>17809892
>Man often goes on adventures, bringing items from his travels and gifting them to a woman he fancies
>gives his latest gift and goes on another trip
>said items shits out monster mana like the Elephant's Foot
>Sher begins to corrupt, stays indoors and touching herself to the memory of the man she knew as a human
>becomes more lecherous as she monsterizes, completely disappears from society
>eventually, the man comes home to a [insert monster type here]
>ravages him while she asks questions about his latest adventure and gift that he brought her

>> No.17809944

>>17809929
Ew

>> No.17809949

>>17809910
I know what they do with naughty birds that like to run away. I'd just cut the tip of her feathers so she would lost balance when flying.
It wouldn't hurt, but if she tried to fly she'd fall and even if she managed to my waifu would quickly catch up to her.

>> No.17809957

>>17809949
Thats good.
A permanent occupation or one where you toss/replace Her when she's been sufficiently punished?

>> No.17809963

>>17809949
Might as well take the fire out of some dragons while you’re at it, monster.

>> No.17809965

>>17809935

Why would I flee when I plan to give the harpies such a warm welcome?

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>>17809929
Not in MGE.

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Apparently these little things are popular pets in MG society.
What would you do if your daughteru brought one home and begged to keep it?

>> No.17809976

>>17809957
A permanent one most likely. Think of it as rehabilitation.

>>17809963
>Implying my waifu isn't into breathplay
I'm already a step ahead of you, anon.

>> No.17809978

>>17808917
>tfw you realize mastahs not silly, just dense.

>> No.17809979

>>17809973
>MAMANO’D

>> No.17809984

>>17809976
Huh.
Sounds pretty tame to just keep her as a clipped maid

>> No.17809985

>>17809975
Name it

>> No.17809987

>>17809973
VisiblyRepulsedPaladin.jpg

>> No.17809992

>>17809975
Follow the Demon Lord's example and set it on fire

>> No.17809999
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17809999

well behaved Demons.

>> No.17810000

>>17809984
Well if she keeps being disobedient even after getting punished to the point where she makes me angry then I'd sell her, but I doubt she would struggle too much.
If she does her job as a servant nicely though I wouldn't complain.

>> No.17810011

>>17810000
What kind of punishment though?

>> No.17810013

>>17809929
But corruption is the best, especially when it's a naive village girl or a tomboyish adventurer.

>> No.17810014

>>17809992
>how to scar your daughter for life in one easy step

>> No.17810025

>>17810013
Teresa, get the holy water

>> No.17810027

>>17810011
I'd leave that up to my wife.

>> No.17810028
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>>17809999

Nice get, anon

>> No.17810030

>>17810013
She better stay tomboyish. Just with bigger boobs.

>> No.17810033

>>17810013
Tomboyish adventurers are for giving inordinately large breasts

>> No.17810042

>>17810027
Just keep an eye out when she starts commenting about stuffing the bird for thanksgiving

>> No.17810049
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>>17810028
unironically my first quad in ten years. I'd like to thank all the Demons here today for making this possible.

>> No.17810054

>>17810049
>I'd like to thank all the Demons here today for making this possible.

Join the local demon cult! Free food

>> No.17810059

>>17810054

>Free food

For the demons that is.

>> No.17810064

>>17810059
Free food and shelter for the poor! It is a good way to get followers.

You are right

>> No.17810072
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>>17809925
Why not?

>> No.17810074

>>17809925
I want to spank that little lizard.

>> No.17810075

>>17810042
Don't worry, the only one i'd be stuffing is wife. The birdie would watch and clean up though.

>> No.17810078

>>17810072
Liz is for bullying.

>> No.17810092

>>17810072
Be gone thot

>> No.17810094

>>17810033
How large?

>> No.17810110

>>17810075
Not that kind, why would your wife do that kindness

>> No.17810114

>>17810030
Wouldn't dream of changing that. Just tomboyish and awkward about how to deal with her newfound lust with lots of blushing.

>> No.17810116

>>17810094
Large enough that they become impossible to hide and make folks wonder if one can become a megaholst

>> No.17810117

>>17810074
Striped panties call for a caning.

>> No.17810119

>>17810114
Good.
>>17810116
Even better.

>> No.17810132
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>>17810072
Kiyohime > liz.

>> No.17810134

>>17810078
>Finds a grail
>Uses it to try and make you happy
>People are mean to her anyways
This is why I grailed her.

>> No.17810140

>>17810132
It was me! I was Anchin-sama all along!

>> No.17810150

>>17810132
You can't spank Kiyohime, so she's shit.

>> No.17810161
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Cute Paladin wives, living fulfilling lives

>> No.17810164
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17810164

>tfw her usual dresses are still in the laundry

>> No.17810176
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>> No.17810180

I wonder if there's any low self esteem monsters on /hbg/. Like an Ochi typing

>No man would love me. I am taller than most men, my breasts are too large, I am covered in scars and I am too strong. I am far from the lithe, delicate woman knowledgeable in the ways of courtship they would wish me to be!

>> No.17810189

>>17810180
>/hbg/
Worst thread meme.

>> No.17810194

>17810189
No (You) for a shitty bait.

>> No.17810195

>>17810161
Paladins are severely overrated. Prove me wrong.

>> No.17810199

>>17810195
They are best sex.

>> No.17810206
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>>17810150
She's for hugging, not spanking.

>> No.17810208

>>17810199
Only if you're having sex with them while they're transforming into a monster girl.

>> No.17810209

>>17810206
Incorrect.
She's for impregnating.

>> No.17810223

>>17810209
That comes after hugging, you have to treat a yandere right.

>> No.17810225

>>17810195
It’s not overrated if it’s just one fanboy.

>> No.17810230

>>17810206
Don'i be silly anon, spanking is just like hugs for butts!

>> No.17810233

>>17810132
She is just a psycho, you are not the first guy she claims to "love". She finds a guy, claims he is reincarnation of some other guy and later burns him to death when she is bored.
As I remember even the first original guy did nothing wrong and she killed him because of misunderstanding

>> No.17810235
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>>17806875
>Dragon healing
>Idea plaguing me for years

>Anon running away as a kid from a Red Dragon razing his village
>Gets adopted by Dragoons, trained in the arts of slaying dragons
>Finds the dragon's lair, now an elder wyrm
>Ancient, completely unsporting to slay
>Spends time with her, ironically, to better understand why she burned his village to the ground
>He was promised to her but his father tried to Jew her out of a husband

>> No.17810256

>>17810110
I don't know. What kind of stuffing the bird did you mean?

>> No.17810259

>no retrowave automaton gf.
>sleek chrome body and neon trim.
>cyan hair ending in pink tips.
>her humming sounds like a synth piano playing.

>> No.17810265

>>17810233
Lies and slander, fate kiyohime slightly differs from the one in legends. Besides, does this sound psycho to you?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/d/d4/Kiyoascension4.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20160507102259
I just like crazy girls, 2d ones anyway.

>> No.17810276

>>17810230
No, that would be groping.

>> No.17810306

>>17810259
>tfw no Gjallarhorn Automaton with wolfpack tracking cluster missiles.

>> No.17810317

>>17810259
This would be amazing.

>> No.17810362

>>17810259
Does she speak in auto tune?

>> No.17810370

>>17810362
Only when she flips her visor glasses on and its time for her to protect her husband. She also knows 80s kung fu. She just hits the air next to people and they feel it.

>> No.17810375

Would on the street is some vampire named Kay is deified.

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>>17810259
>>sleek chrome body and neon trim.
That means no simulacrum parts to grope, lame.

>> No.17810401 [DELETED] 

>>17810375
For that atorcious spelling, I sentence you to suffer the same fate as traitors and weaklings.
CAST HIM IN

>> No.17810411

>>17810389
I want to put an extra thick, assault unit grade shock padding on a scout model.

>> No.17810416

>>17810375
Dammit Beast!

>> No.17810425

>>17810389
Not true, just have to imagine your pic related with smooth chrome skin. Shes basically just a shiny automaton with some fancy clothing and accessories like her LED neon trim that changes colors.

>> No.17810440

>>17810401
>>17810416
>Tumbling, falling, burning with white hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the Abyss. Unspeakable pain. Relentless agony. Time ceased to exist. Only this torture and a deepening hatred for the hypocrisy that damned me to this Hell.
>An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet... I lived.

I'd kill for a Wight who has a spectral underbite instead of a physical jaw, essentially a solid form ectoplasm jaw as it were.

>> No.17810441

Would you ntr your waifu if it was her fetish seeing someone else enjoy you? Be honest no one will shame you. especially your waifu when she's in a chastity belt.

>> No.17810455

>>17810441
She dose realize that I' really bad at dating?
So as long as she doesn't want to introduce me to someone to have sex with I don't think that would be a problem.

>especially your waifu when she's in a chastity belt.
Chastity belts are bad and unattractive in any situation.

>> No.17810457

Does anyone else think that the automatons group themselves by type similar to Mechwarrior mechs?

>No big, beefy assault model to find buried in some ancient ruins

>> No.17810463

>>17810441
>ntr
No.

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>>17810457
Apparently Automaton variants were either mentioned in a Q&A or something KC related. However, it will probably be ages until KC follows up on that since we still no nothing of the ancient society that made them.

>> No.17810470

>>17810440
>I'd kill for a Wight who has a spectral underbite instead of a physical jaw, essentially a solid form ectoplasm jaw as it were.
That sounds kinda hot.

>> No.17810488

>>17810469
She's a cute.
Also quite thick for a combat model.

Yes, I know what she's based on.

>> No.17810495

>>17810441
Nah, I love her too much to do that.

>> No.17810499

>>17810441
Did smoke hobos figure out how to use the internet?

Really though as much as I love Bicorns I don't think I could bring myself too, I love the idea of harems but I'd only fuck a girl if we were keeping her. Straight up NTRing the wife is a no, chastity belts are bad on either gender too.

>> No.17810536

>>17810441
I can't. The most I coukd have is a threesome, but I would rather have just a relationship that's just me and her. It feels way more peaceful and we could dedicate out time to one another and making a daughteru.
I'd make her so happy, that that fetish wouldn't even matter.

>> No.17810547

>>17810441
What is wrong with you

>> No.17810548

>>17810206
Hence why she's inferior.

>> No.17810550

>>17810470
I mean, I wouldn't go as far as to show the cross section like on Raziel but I'd totally a Wight with that going on. Something about ethereal jaws and hell portal vaginas rev my engine.

>> No.17810565

>>17810550
Could you still shout "GHOST BLOWJOB, WOO WOO" if it's only her jaw that's ethereal? Either way, still would.

>> No.17810566

>>17810233
>you are not the first guy she claims to "love"

According to the retcon you are, actually. But the problem with that retcon is that it turned Kiyohime into a retard that murdered an innocent man for no reason and carries some dreadful implications that if you disappear she'll fuck someone else provided they resemble you enough to be mistaken for you.

>> No.17810569

>>17810565
Then she really turns on the SUCC when she shifts the jaw away and her throat becomes a soul eating vacuum

>> No.17810571
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>>17807286
>This is my daughter Lilly, she'll be coming along as our doctor, please give her a warm smile!
>sparse claps from the crew
>Glacies has a blank expression as she leaves for her quarters

>> No.17810596

>>17810441
It's definitely not her fetish to be withheld from like that while still getting off from me fucking our daughteru, but circumstances might occasionally align to where my waifu is wearing chastity for a long period of time and my daughteru and I decide to tease her a little bit. It'd only be really light stuff and my waifu would be completely included otherwise, and if there would be times like this for my waifu there would absolutely be times where it's me or our daughteru in chastity instead of my waifu. Again though, the real fetish we'd all be indulging in would be chastity play in those situations, not NTR. Going out of our way to enforce something like what you said on any one of us would just feel too mean-spirited and unhealthy.

>> No.17810603
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17810603

Remember the silent workers of old.

>> No.17810605

>>17810569
Perfect, would wife.

>> No.17810636

>>17810603
Would other Golem variants have limbs based off of assorted types of brick construction work?

>> No.17810770

>>17810306
It’s alright, Anon. I thought it was funny.

>> No.17810774

>>17810596
Hi KDF!

>> No.17810804
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>> No.17810832

>>17810804
>condoms
>pretending she doesn't also want babies
Angels need to be more honest like demons

>> No.17810835

>>17810306
Id rather have a Truth missile automaton. She never misses her target.

>> No.17810839

>>17810636
Less brickwork and more based on the material used in their construction.

An ice golem would probably have nice crystaline parts similar towards that of a glacies.

>> No.17810853

>>17810835
I'd rather she have a Deathstrike missile. That way she can hit the dudes playing on the next table over.

>> No.17810857

>>17810853
It's not a deathstrike, its a LOVEstrike missile.

She's not so crude as to use base atomics, although she sometimes has a Vortex missile to send her enemies straight to the waiting demon waifus.

>> No.17810871

>>17810853
Does GW still let you call up random stores and declare a Deathstrike volley on whatever tables are playing at the moment?

>> No.17810896

>>17810871
I've never tried it, but I bet if the store owner was cool he'd do it for a player.

>> No.17810898

>>17810871
Deathstrike only has a range of 200 inches now.

>> No.17810911

>>17810871
Range nerfed.
Still won't stop my from using one when I get around to making a 2k guard list.

>> No.17810938 [SPOILER] 
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You should come to the Sabbath, they have a Lion and everything!

>> No.17810955

>>17810938
But I don't like lolis!

>> No.17810966

>>17810938
Elins are for spanking only.

>> No.17810976

>>17810955
But a Lion anon!

>> No.17810984

>>17810976
I prefer cougars.

>> No.17810986

>>17810938
Not a fan of the Sabbath. Now the Onee-Sabbath is where it’s at.

>> No.17810989

>>17810976
The Lion has no breast and she isn't even taller than me! How is she supposed to be fearsome?

>> No.17811011

>>17810976
Not him but those lolis need meat somewhere if they're going to get me going.

>> No.17811014

>>17810989
Now I’m imagining the Wizard of Oz with MGs.
>Dorothy is the same
>there’s the flat chested lioness who wants big boobs
>the Automaton who wants to actually feel emotions rather than just process them
>the Wurm who wants a brain to impress that boy in her science class
>the wicked Dark Mage of the West and her flying Kakuen girls
I would watch it and sing along to the songs in between the sex scenes.

>> No.17811029

>>17811014
>the Automaton who wants to actually feel emotions rather than just process them
Magic Circuit.

>> No.17811036

>>17811029
The point of Wizard of Oz is that they always had what they wanted.

>> No.17811071

>>17811036
The point of Wizard of Oz is that the good old days will return when we switch to backing the dollar with silver

>> No.17811089
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCriBI8RQhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEibQCsf998

>> No.17811098

>>17811071
Oh Anon, you're so silly.

Coon Tail 2, please remove this disturbance.

>> No.17811102

>>17811014
There's a long ass post about the Wizard of Oz setting with MGs from a while ago. Let me, see if I can find it.

>> No.17811121
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>>17811098
The people have a right to know

>> No.17811127

>>17811121
This rata is going to be taken to Room M for trying to reveal such things.

>> No.17811136

>>17811121
Sounds like someones asking to be a food critic in the future.

Hear the church of Hathor's gotten really good at baking.


You do know that no-one believes a fatty right? Would be a shame if all everyone believed you about were restaurant reviews.

>> No.17811154

>>17811136
Hathor Bakery sounds like a fun place.

>> No.17811160

what animal should KC do next?

>> No.17811166

>>17811160
Your mother.

>> No.17811175

>>17811011
>need some meat

Get your eyes checked anon.

>> No.17811179

>>17811154
Filled with sweets and baked goods that are as soft and warm as the chefs who made them, albeit a threat to any girl with a sweet tooth.

>> No.17811180

>>17811160
Gerbil or Chinchilla Giant Mouse subspecies.

>> No.17811187

>>17811180
if its going to be large rodents,
I'd like to see his take an capybaras, those things are shill as fuck.

>> No.17811188

>>17811179
Possibly the greatest temptation for any sweet toothed Paladins.

>> No.17811203

>>17811188
>Sister Patrice, are my eyes deceiving me or are your traning robes a bit tighter?
>"Silence is a virtue, Brother Anon, please refrain from speaking more on matters beyond your capacity to handle."
>I'm just saying tha-
>"How I spend my portion of the stipend is of no concern to you!"

>> No.17811241

>>17811166
Heh

>> No.17811249

>>17811160
He should do more American monsters like Chupacabra, Quetzalcoatl, or Jackalope.

>> No.17811258
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Sabbath in a few days, have you properly prepared for it anon?

Surely you know the standard defensive things yes?

>> No.17811265

>>17811258
Imma hug and headpat a goatgirl!

>> No.17811284

>>17811258
Should I 'sacrifice' a goatgirl by 'slicing her open' with my 'knife'?
Monster girls like stupid innuendos right?

>> No.17811286

>>17811203
That paladin will have to change her god to Hathor soon is she keeps eating chocolate.

>> No.17811298

>>17811286
She'll be fine, the armor is just as form fitting as always!

Besides, she doesn't really need to chase anyone anyways and she's still got her muscles!

The real question is if the holsts mana gets to her before the P'Orc's does.

>> No.17811302

>>17811284
Chuuni ones do.
So yeah, that'd be right up a Baphomet's alley.

>> No.17811319

>>17811298
Depends on if she ends up pigging out on her food. If she does she might find herself starting to oink with pleasure.

>> No.17811320

>>17811284
>t...this onii-chans' something of an idiot isn't he?
>He is! He is!
>Let's leave him alone. One of the old hag onee-sans can have him.
>Eeeeehhh? But how do we know they'll take him. I'll feel bad if he's lonely.
>They'll take him. Those crones are almost as desperate as he is. C'mon, we'll find cuter big brothers training at the order temples!
>I heard they started having their new apprentices volunteer to teach children.
>Oooh! That's a golden opportunity if ever I heard one! Let's go!

>> No.17811325

>>17811302
Being an enabler to a chuuni Baphomet sounds pretty fun actually.
>>17811320
Jokes on them my tastes are so varied I'd be fine with almost any species/type of monster girl.

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>>17811265
>>17811284
>>17811302
What in the seven hells...

No you damned fools!

Put a line of salt across your house doors, leave the ceremonial Reese's or peanut + chocolate food in a bowl outside, and write "No Thanks" in red ink on the door.

I probably saved all your lives this day.

>> No.17811343

>>17811319
>"I'm not 'pigging out' Brother Anon, I'm merely enjoying my supplemented rations to their fullest."
>"Honestly, the way you're riding me reminds me of how our old drill instructor used to act... Now be a dear and pass me that little pie. They're simply divine!"

>> No.17811362

>>17811332
but what if I want a goat little sister to dote on?

>> No.17811368

>>17810164
throw her in as well, she smells.

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>>17773844
>>17773856
"She said that this pose always works when she does it..oh I hope so!"

>> No.17811378

>>17811370
I think she's got it perfected.

>> No.17811379

>>17807051
>Can they take them off?

It would be extremely painful

>> No.17811380

>>17811370
That's a succubutt with some meat.
She's a cute.

>> No.17811381

>>17811370
I love it. I would make her a good mother in a heartbeat.

>> No.17811384

>>17811370
She's getting married and impregnated, not necessarily in that order.

>> No.17811387

What types of torso joints would Living Dolls most consistently have?
>>17811380
She could benefit from some more meat on her hips desu.

>> No.17811390
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https://youtu.be/2dHC_iKX5tU

We did it, bros!

>> No.17811393

>>17811370
Just gonna tackle her and impregnate her

>> No.17811394
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>>17811362
Wait for a goat to come to the door then open it up and personally hand her one of those like half pound reese's or chocolate + peanut item.

The other defenses should keep girls you don't like away unless they can smell your intent.

>> No.17811405

>>17811390
The hell'd you just call me?

>> No.17811411

>>17811390
Wow, the new Touhouvania looks great!

>> No.17811417

>>17811394
Gotcha
>half pound reeses
I just bought a pack of those to give to a friend too

>> No.17811421
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17811421

Pharaoh. Non artifact version will be on my pixiv eventually.

https://imgur.com/a/Osg3C

>> No.17811422

>>17811370
What an uncouth harlot.. WHo does she think she is, a succubus?

>> No.17811425

>>17811362
I want a little goat sister who's always ready to help out her Onii-chan.

Pats, praise, and sweets go to good girls

>> No.17811427

>>17811421
Good shit m8

>> No.17811430

>>17811421
Unf nice.

>> No.17811434

>>17811421
Exquisite!

>> No.17811436

>>17811370
I bet she gets even thicker once she enters Succubus mode.

>> No.17811472

>>17811421
Nice, wheres your pixiv?

>> No.17811484
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17811484

How do we protect ourselves from meme cats?

We need a lich or gremlin to study anti teleportation or something.

>> No.17811486

>>17811472
Thanks! Here:

https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12094593

>> No.17811491

>>17811484
Easy, you trick them into becoming memes that impact their ability to meme you.

You ever see a 'THICC' meme memecat try to teleport?

They can't go far, they can't go high, and they always end with a thump.

>> No.17811492
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This is the ideal bodytype. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.17811493

>>17811484
All you really need to do to stop a meme cat is spray her with a water bottle. Studies have shown that this is effective against all monstergirls.
>>17811491
Don't listen to this guy, if you let that cheshire get thicc, the only place she'll be teleporting is onto your lap, or onto your face.

>> No.17811496

>>17811491
You fool.
They'll just be teleporting more often since it's easier to move that way!

>> No.17811498
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17811498

Time for zap!

>> No.17811499

>>17811486
Thank you, your art looks really nice!

>> No.17811507

>>17811493
No, YOU are the one they need to not listen to.
Getting one to go full 'THICC' makes it easier to spot and hear them, along with making evasion easier.

>>17811496
Yes but it will be multiple, short bursts, meaning you can hear their landings far easier, along with making it easier to counter meme.

>> No.17811516

>>17811484
Tell them you hate them.

>> No.17811522

>>17811507
You are the fool, not I. Once that thicc cheshire is on top of you, you'll never be able to get her off. Your fingers will only sink deeper into her ass, and you'll find yourself overcome with the urge to put those hips to use. Stunning a cheshire with water spritzing is the only thing they can't turn into something sexual.

>> No.17811528

>>17811516
>Your mouth says no but your dick says yes~

>> No.17811535

>>17811516
Won't work. A negative reaction is still a reaction and will only encourage her to be worse. The only way to get her to heel is to ignore her.

>> No.17811536

>>17811535
Or load a shotgun with rock salt.

>> No.17811539

>>17811522
>He doesn't know about white T-shirts

Nah, you gotta stick with 'THICC' because they will take it like they take all memes, too far.

It'll make them weak emotionally to jabs at their weight.

Or you get them to go STICC so that they can't use their weight or strength on you, at the cost of them being sneakier.

>> No.17811541

>>17811536
No! We don't condone violence against memecats. Their teasing & pranks are largely harmless.

>> No.17811544

>>17811484
Get one of those clips to attach to the back of their neck, immobilizing them.

>> No.17811546

>>17811539
The trick to beating the white t-shirt is waiting for her to tease you about making her shirt transparent, and then spraying her again.

>> No.17811554

>>17811544
Is that even fair? I think something like this might violate the Geneva convention.

>> No.17811567

I wish the chaosfag writer Harblador would stop pulling his prick to rough paizuri and write again since I don't want to invoke the name of the other faggot

>> No.17811568

>>17811546
Anon, you'll also run into the issue of her commenting on how eager you are to spray her.

Maybe asking if something else wants to give a spray as well.

>> No.17811573

>>17811539
Sticc has no meme power, they won’t go for that.

>> No.17811575
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17811575

Hugfug the Yeti, her body is ready

>> No.17811576

>>17811568
I don't think you're getting the simple concept I'm throwing at you. Whenever she tries to do anything to tease you, interrupt her by spraying her.

>> No.17811577

>>17811484
Simply out meme her. Rumors say she’s weak to surreal memes. Just give her a little
____I
____R
____O
____N
____i
SUCC

>> No.17811582

>>17811573
It is young but it may grow, if only as a spiteful counterpart to Thicc.

Now, the only real, always terrible choice is to trick her into going /fit/ because THAT is how you get a hugely muscled cheshire pressing you against the wall with one hand.

>>17811576
Simple sprits of water are not enough to stop her, and you will run dry eventually, while she only gets wetter.

>> No.17811586 [DELETED] 

>>17811582
God forbid when I run out of spray water, because that is when its time to get the hose.

>> No.17811591

>>17811586
Anon no, that's an entirely different meme altogether.

>> No.17811593

>>17811484
Hide in wonderland with a REAL Cheshire.

or a Trumpart

>> No.17811594

>>17811582
Well, fuck if I've run out of water then I guess I'll just have to surrender and give her the hose.

>> No.17811595

>>17811593
>Real cheshires hate Meme cheshires

Oh my god.
What madness is this?

>>17811594
I repeat.
>>17811591

>> No.17811597

>>17811595
shut up don't acknowledge the first one it wasn't as clever.

>> No.17811600

>>17811593
I call the Queen of Clubs.

>> No.17811604

>>17811597
Sorry anon but all must be acknowledged.
Our failures and our successes.

>> No.17811608

>>17811604
Don't make me spray you too.

>> No.17811619

>>17811608
Anon, my allegiance is to the Cheshires, to Memery!

>> No.17811620

>>17811498
Daily reminder that lightning is roughly ten times the temperature of the Sun. So when a Raiju shocks you, while it won't kill you, she's trying to fuck ten suns worth of love into you

>> No.17811622

>>17811608
Careful anon, those kinds of comments may question if you're playing for the right team.

>> No.17811632

>>17811619
>>17811622
People like you are the reason Cheshires think they can walk all over us. It's up to people like me to de-smug them.

>> No.17811636

>>17811632
>>17811632
Anon please, I like them smug so that you can get them in bed and then start turning the tables, making them the ones who are cumming first, who are moaning and squealing and who, at the end, are the ones unable to move while I am.

>> No.17811643

>>17811636
Hm. I prefer to publicly desmug them.

>> No.17811646

>>17811620
Raiju magic isn't as powerful as the sun. You might have one or two that are like that, but most would be measurable by a normal multimeter.

>> No.17811647

>>17811421
holy fuck my dick

>> No.17811648

>>17811632
I think the real problem with this universe is that no one helps each other.

>> No.17811649

>>17811643
That can be enjoyable but I'd rather there be mystery to how they got desmugged.


Not that one can ever permanently de-smug a cheshire, they'd just be more subtle about it.

>> No.17811651

>>17811622
>>17811619
>>17811608
If you’re not with me, you’re my enemy!

>> No.17811652

>>17811646
Anon please, I just want to meme and dream. Like having a Raiju vigorously masturbate the entire day on a 1970s shag carpet, dragging her engorged and inflamed vulva across a conductive dildo she made from a cast of your cock. Imagining all the loving you're gonna give her when she gets home. The car battery won't do it anymore with the nipple clamps for the day,
so when you finally come home and she hugs you it sends an electrical shock so powerful that it wipes out the grid for a block, albeit momentarily.

>> No.17811653

>>17811648
What are they being helped with?
I wouldn't mind giving them a hand every now and then.

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>> No.17811658

>>17811655
What does the moon say?

>> No.17811661

>>17811655
Is this some sort of MG dating app? A video call of some sort? Or is that person's ringtone something they took from an audio clip of a television show? Did a Kitsune-bi possess a smartphone?

>> No.17811662

>>17811653
You’d be okay helping the Cheshires? Not just the women but the husbands and the children too?

>> No.17811665

>>17811662
ok we get it you suck dick, now stop making star wars memes.

>> No.17811666

>>17811662
If its in my power and not too much trouble, yes.

>> No.17811667

>>17811658
>>17811661
The button says "ganbatte."

>> No.17811670

I wonder if MGs can help me overcome my greatest fear.

>> No.17811676

>>17811667
So it's a program that blurts out generic encouragements from a cute fox girl on your phone whenever you tap the button? It's perfect for us.

>> No.17811678

>>17811670
Depends on your fear.

>> No.17811679

>>17811667
>China has apps to simulate clapping for the leader of the country
>Japan has apps to simulate encouraging kitsunes to do their best

>> No.17811680
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>>17811678
I hear they're really good at curing arachnophobia.

>> No.17811682

>>17811678
Death and existential dread

>> No.17811685

>>17811682
Yeah, well, my fear is never feeling a sense of satisfaction and dying a horrible, meaningless death that is mourned by no one.
Already half way there with no motivation to write.

>> No.17811691

>>17811682
Common one, my fear of change and being unloved is one that stems from a less than unstable family.

>> No.17811696

>>17811685
You misunderstand. It's not how it happens. It's what comes next.

Quite possibly nothing

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>>17811691
there is literally nothing wrong with change

>> No.17811700

>>17811678
>Fear of heights
>Wife would just lift me up and fly so she can have me cling to her for my dear life
I'd be so mad.

>> No.17811701

>>17811696
If that happens you'll never know it.

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>>17811665
I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas.

>> No.17811709

>>17811699
Stupid birds come up with overly elaborate plans for getting their husband to date them when they could just ask.

>> No.17811714 [SPOILER] 
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17811714

Damn son, you got abducted! The culprit is:
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

this is done to you!
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Sexual_acts

>> No.17811719

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to stand next to one of those umbrella girls when in the rain.

They'd love ever so much to share one with you

>> No.17811721

>>17811714
>phantom
>Erotic electro stimulation

She's doing mad scientist roleplay isn't she?

>> No.17811722

>>17811714
>Kikimora and Erotic Spanking

Master has been naughty and must be punished ufufufu~

>> No.17811723

>>17811714
>Thunderbird
>Ass to mouth.
She's gross.

>> No.17811724

>>17811714
>wight
>mammary intercourse
oh my

>> No.17811726

>>17811714
>Demon
>Bukkake
Huh.

>> No.17811727

>>17811706
Is that a fuckin gyaru Yukionna?
I’ll take two please.

>> No.17811728

>>17811714
Succubus, and Public Sex. well, its certainly could have been worse.

>> No.17811732

>>17811726
>>17811714
>this is done to you
Oh dear

>> No.17811733

>>17811696
You don't get it Anon. I have no drive to write yet the stories torment me in my slumbers.
Rather than wistful amusement the Leanen Sidhe quoths the Raven of Poe.

>> No.17811735

>>17811670
>>17811678
>"hey hubby bubby, what're you scared of?"
>probably losing everything i love, every one i know actually hating me and wishing i were dead, y'know general existential dread and anxiety
>waifu pulls a box labelled 'big fast spiders and other creepy crawlies that dont wear women as hats'
>"guess again, dummy!"

>> No.17811737

>>17811719
I'll enjoy the rain with my Nureonago wife, thank you very much.

>> No.17811738

>>17811714
>Rolled 5 times
>Got scat, felching, sloppy seconds, scrotal inflation and frotting
I don't think I like this game.

>> No.17811740

>>17811714
>Jinko
>Coitus Reservatus
I don’t think she’d let me stop cumming inside of her.

>> No.17811742

>>17811714
>anubis
>kiss
ULTRA LEWD

>> No.17811743

>>17811732
>Doppelgänger potion + perspective swap potion
You have to be really /d/ but it’s possible

>> No.17811746
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17811746

Would you smash?

>> No.17811747

>>17811723
You NEVER go ass to mouth.

>> No.17811748

>>17811714
>lilim
>fellatio
How vanilla.

>> No.17811750
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17811750

>>17811714
>Soldier Beetle Paizuri
I'm down.

>> No.17811751

>>17811714
>Lamia subjects me to gangbang
To the snake pit with me I guess?

>> No.17811752

>>17811746
Twice.

>> No.17811753

>>17811714
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_intimacy
>Kunoichi
And all you fuckers thought you got lucky. I got my waifu and handholding.

>> No.17811756

>>17811714
>Kamaitachi
>fellatio
triple bjs, oh lawdy

>> No.17811757

>>17811748
You lucky fuck

>> No.17811758

>>17811746
Press and hold

>> No.17811760

>>17811743
She just needs the Doppelgänger potion. She just could shlick normally and cum on him no need for perspective swap.

>> No.17811761
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>>17811742
DO NOT LEWD THE SANDWAN

>> No.17811763
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>>17811746

>> No.17811765

>>17811727
She'll want you to tan with her in the snow, her Yeti friend may or may not try to keep you warm

>> No.17811766

>>17811761
handholding and gentle cheek nuzzling with an anubis

>> No.17811767

>>17811761
>NEET hiki Anubis who really needs to get out and work on her tan

>> No.17811773

>>17811767
But she just burns! I want a very fair and blue-eyed Anubis. She will be my oasis in the desert.

>> No.17811782

If a vampire willingly or unwillingly drinks another vamp's blood is it gay?
Does one of them have to say no lesbo?

>> No.17811791

>>17811782
I’m pretty sure vampires have very little blood that is mostly DE. They wouldn’t even be able to suck anything.

>> No.17811809

>>17811746
How many times do I need to smash it to reach critical levels of smug?

>> No.17811820
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>>17811752

>> No.17811826
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17811826

Gentlemen.
We are in a new era of technology.
We can now create a button for anything we want.
What you do with it is your own choice.
Use this power wisely.

>> No.17811838

>>17811826
Forced cuddling

>> No.17811840

>>17811714
>Tentacle
>pegging
It's like it was meant to be. Why must life deny me.

>> No.17811847

>>17811826
Yandere monster girls, i just need one.

>> No.17811850
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17811850

A wife request has been completed.

>> No.17811855

>>17811826
Salamanders

>> No.17811857

>>17811850
Censors of light.

>> No.17811859

>>17811820
This artist draws things too cute, they don't look smug at all.

>> No.17811867

>>17811714
>Hakutaku
This is gonna be a win no matter what.

>Mammory intercourse (Paizuri)
Score.

>> No.17811871

>>17811714
>troll
>kissing
Wow I got pretty darn lucky. I hooe she hold me in those big hands of hers and lets me smell her flowers.

>> No.17811872
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17811872

>>17811826
Lactating Undead Hathorite Legion.

>> No.17811878

>>17811872
How does a lich lactate if shes undead?
Wouldn't it be sour and spoiled

>> No.17811894

>>17811878
Magic, anon. I remember a thread way back that even talked about how liches would use potions to get different flavors of milk to experiment with.

>> No.17811896

>>17806463
They have to combine with something else though to really get a soul and become a true being. Kitsune-bi either have to have sex with a man, or merge with a human woman and become a kitsune-tsuki. Until one of those things happens they are a vague existence.

>> No.17811897

>>17811826
Monsters can have human sons! Take that DL! Humans win again!

>> No.17811898
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>>17811878
>How does a lich lactate if shes undead?
Magic and lactation potions.
>Wouldn't it be sour and spoiled
Since it's the MGE and not standard fantasy. Undead milk would be cool, sweet, and refreshing.

It's a true shame that not many have witnessed previous Undead lactation discussions.

>> No.17811906

>>17811714
>wererabbit
>lesbian relations
not even in this universe...

>> No.17811912

>>17811714
>Lehan Side
>anal
It's bad enough fairies try to initiate regular sex, how the hell would this even work?

>> No.17811919

>>17811912
Lots of lube and pre-stretching.

>> No.17811923

I want to see more of Fires of War. We need more salamander stories.

>> No.17811930

>>17811896
That's why it's your duty to dick the ghost foxes.

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>>17811826
Finally, I feel much safer now.

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>>17811896
Couldn't they possess objects and become a sort of magic material hybrid? Or better yet, a Golem or Automaton possessed by a Kitsune-bi.

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>>17811826
Wherever I am, I must also shitpost

>> No.17811950

>>17811923
more like fires of war or just more salamander stories in general?

>> No.17811952
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>>17811826

>> No.17811955 [SPOILER] 
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17811955

i want a demon thicc that doesnt quick!!

>> No.17811956

>>17811826
Voluptuous Baphos

>> No.17811962

>>17811950
Eh both, but I meant a continuation of that story.

>> No.17811969

>>17811714
>Anubis
>Tribadism
No Pharaoh that's fine, I'm used to being humped by people's dog's when I go to their houses.

>> No.17811974

>>17811962
suppose I can give it a shot

>> No.17811976
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>>17811826
Attempting to press both buttons makes you alp for Van Helsing, so don't even try.

>> No.17811982
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>>17811976
Gonna date the Dhampir.

>> No.17811983

>When a cold flame ignites, it might only kick out heat hotter than its surroundings by a few tens of degrees Celsius, while a hot flame spikes the temperature by thousands. What's more, compared to hot flame, cold flame kicks out byproducts that are larger and more complex. Cold flame byproducts then tend to recombine with each other, leading to the release of less light, carbon dioxide, and, indeed, heat. As such, a cool fire might persist for far longer periods of time than its hot counterpart; cool flame might even be considered more of an extended chemical reaction that produces some heat rather than proper fire.
Undead variant Ignis.

>> No.17811986

>>17811976
If i'm age 30 or younger, I press left. Otherwise, go right.

>> No.17811991

>>17811976
Right because used goods a shit.

>> No.17811997

>>17811976
What if I wire the buttons together but only press one of them? Take that!

>> No.17811998

>>17811974
Cool. I look forward to seeing it.

>> No.17812003

>>17811986
Smart moves.
>>17811982
>Suddenly, the stained glass of the cathedral you're being held against your will in shatters!
>A dashing, lithe and beautiful young woman in musketeer attire swoops in, with crossbow and rapier in hand!
>"Back, back foul thralls! You will not feast upon living flesh this day!"
>With a swooping roll, she unbinds you and clasps your hand, running for the exit of the cathedral, felling the congregated enthralled human women with demon silver bolts
>With superhuman agility, she bounds into the air and lands on her trusty steed/classmate Carol the Centaur and beckons you up to ride off into the moonlit night- Your adventure begins!

>> No.17812008

>>17811943
Maybe for the objects, but it'd need to have a lot of strong emotions imbued in it for them to merge with. And then the result would probably be just something like a tsukumogami.

And I don't think monster girls can possess other monster girls like that, at least in the MGE.

>> No.17812014
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>>17812003
Forgot my image. Choose your favorite Castlevania song to go along with it.

>> No.17812020

>>17811923
That was from a week or so ago right? I liked it too. Hit a sweet spot between fierce and aggressive, but also with a soft side.
>>17811974
You're Surge? If so, I agree with >>17811923. I think you'd do well with a longer story. Is there any reason you've stuck to shorts?

>> No.17812022 [SPOILER] 
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>>17811997
Bad move.
Y O U S H O U L D N T H A V E B E E N S O S I L L Y

>> No.17812036

>>17812022
Come to think of it, where did these buttons come from?

>> No.17812037

>>17811714
>Kunoichi
>Kissing
How do you defend against kisses you can't see coming? Or even see them as they're happening? How can you even be sure you're getting kissed at all?

>> No.17812047

>>17812036
A dastardly mischievous Imp going 'Wahaha!'

>> No.17812050

>>17812020
I still have a lot of problems with formatting and the basics of writing and I figured it would be better to get more experience with shorter stories

I'll try to give it a shot after Halloween, hope I don't disappoint you guys

>> No.17812070

>>17812003
Gonna romance that centaur.

>> No.17812073

>>17812037
Damn son did we get the same one?
>>17811753
good taste and good luck

>> No.17812087

>>17812037
you are already kissed

>> No.17812089

>>17811714
>Alraune
>orgasm control
Oh great, now I'm stuck being Poison Ivy's toy.

>> No.17812097

>>17811714
>Dormouse
>Kiss
Does this mean im being kissed while she sleeps?

>> No.17812101

Friendly reminder that all Sabbathites are for bondage and hot wax torture, especially Baphomets!

>> No.17812104
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So did that guy ever provide pics of the Overlord's army and the Extremists settings info? I can provide them if not.

>> No.17812111

>>17812070
...Carol?
Carol the centaur? Boring, nerdy, clumsy Carol with the braid and the bottle-glasses?

>> No.17812112

>>17812104
Nope, please do

>> No.17812115

>>17812104
I don't think so it would be nice to have them.

>> No.17812119

>>17812070
>>17812111
>"Nyoo gosh anon, y-you're supposed to fall for Dhampy, n-not me! I-I'm too busy to have a b-b-boyfriend, I'm taking AP classes!"

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>>17812104
Among other things, I find the mention of monsters that choose to serve human rulers alongside their husbands quite interesting.

>> No.17812126

>>17812050
Nah, you do well on the short stuff. Just apply it as you have been and take it slow. Gotta start somewhere.

>> No.17812138

>>17812050
Nobody's going to have time to be disappointed in you when ol' Alpie's shitting up the thread on Halloween, you'll be fine.

>> No.17812145
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And the extremists aren't as extreme as we thought.

That Organization of Breaking though, seems like it would be tough for monsters to do much to sexually teach women or instill the extremist philosophy without risking monsterizing them (since the goal is to keep them from monsterizing until the women gain the philosophy needed to become a extremist monster). So what do they do? Teach classes on human suffering? Show the women images of the suffering humans go through and why they must all be monsterized?

>> No.17812146

>>17812119
I'm gonna steal her books so she can't study!

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>>17812124
Not entirely surprising. Most kingdoms probably aren't on the same level of crusading as the Order, and there are plenty of girls who would make good battle couples. Hell, I'd wager some countries make a tradition out of it for their honor guard.

>> No.17812156

>>17811714
>Automaton
>Titfuck
R.I.P my pelvis.

>> No.17812167

>>17812146
>"Nyooo noooo, nyooo gosh! A-a-anon, my AP History class has an exam in t-t-two weeks and I can't f-find my supplementary textbook! H-h-how am I gonna p-pass if I can't start studying r-right away?!"
>Sobs and buries her head in her own chest
You're a big meanie anon.

>> No.17812171

>>17811859
If I'm remembering right, the concept of that drawing was that they were twin sisters, one Genki one Smug.

>> No.17812175
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17812175

Oldfag from the /a/ days here
Been outta the loop for a long time. Have things gotten better?
How goes the eternal hope for a portal to show up?

>> No.17812177

>>17811714
>Wight
>Snowballing
Well that's just terrible.

>> No.17812181

>>17812175
>How goes the eternal hope for a portal to show up?
Completely dead, everyone is more depressed and KC is releasing newish profiles, current new profile is a shy kinda-blind sea-slug that accidentally rapes with the tentacles on her back.

>> No.17812182

>>17812167
I'm from Lescatie and I say bully them all!

>> No.17812183

>>17812175
People still have hope for the portals.
Fuck ton of old guys are gone
Quality of writing has all but plummeted
Lilims are now shitstorm inducing

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>>17812175
I got my Elf ages ago.

>> No.17812191

>>17811714
>Lamia
>Bondage

No surprises here.

>> No.17812193

>>17812175
We have KDF now.

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>>17812183
>Quality of writing has all but plummeted
I dont think you remember how shit the writing was, it couldnt have gotten that bad. Is it just a lack of content more than anything else?
>Lilims are now shitstorm inducing
How so? They were already pretty bullshit from what I remember

>>17812193
KDF?

>> No.17812199

>>17812175
>Stay out of the Fate threads
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>> No.17812201

>>17812198
KDF/Quicksilver
Basically a Writefag/Shitposter who occasionally shows up to post about his kobold waifu and degeneracy about wanting to dick his kobold daughteru too.

>> No.17812202

>>17812199
Meet the new Saber
Same as the old Saber
https://youtu.be/SHhrZgojY1Q

>> No.17812203

>>17812198
>KDF?
A writefag who started out under the name Quicksilver, but then quit and came back as a hardcore waifufag who is obsessed with dicking the daughteru and subjecting her degenerate latex fetishism.

>> No.17812204

>>17812198
>KDF?
oh you sweet summer child

>> No.17812206

>>17812204
He posted the Kevin pic too.
It's been ages since I saw that thing.

>> No.17812213

>>17812198
KDF (Kobold daughter fucker)
likes oyakodon and latex

Most of the old writers are gone and several of the newer guys (Iron-Beast and losenis, for example) are looked down upon.

As for lilims, some writers used lilims as major characters or simply as OC's to base stuff on.
Then some anons lost their shit and complains about story use and canon.

>> No.17812217

>>17812202
Isn't there 9 artoira's now?
14 if you count the other "saber faces"?

>> No.17812220

>>17812217
Where are you getting those numbers?
I just thought it was saber, saber, lily and saber alter?

>> No.17812224

>>17812217
Oh jesus I don't actually keep up with the shitfest that is Fate, couldn't even finish the first route of stay night

>> No.17812231
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>>17812220
As far as king arthur goes
>Saber, Alter, lily, lancer, lancer alter, MHX, MHX alter and male Arthur

And for the other saber faces
>Jeanne, jeanne alter, okita, okita alter, mordred, nero

>> No.17812232

>>17812220
Bruh.
There's Artoria, Artoria Alter, Archer Artoria, Lancer Artoria, Lancer Artoria Alter, Rider Artoria Alter, MHX, MHX Alter, Christmas Artoria Alter and Artoria Lily.
Then there's 3 Neros, 2 Mordreds, 2 Jeannes and Okita who are Saberfaces.

>> No.17812237

>>17812220
>>17812232
Oh, I missed Jeanne Alter Lily. 3 Jeannes total.

>> No.17812246

I've never actually touched Fate. Why are there so many Sabers? Is the whole series a big multiverse thing? I guess there's multiples of other characters too? Is that why some people don't die when they're killed?

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>>17812201
>>17812203
>>17812213
Oh so he's Bob without the futadick or .less to feed his shitpost urges
Is he at least good a good writer?
>>17812213
>some writers used lilims
I remember two or so writers doing this, the one with the cocaine cat and the one with the white hair, of course they may have been the same one
How bad did it get?
>>17812206
Get ready for a blast from the past senpai

>> No.17812255

>>17812246
The original artist is a huge waifufag. That's literally all there is to it.

>> No.17812288

>>17812249
Subjective
He tried to argue that diapers weren't degenerate and that's part of why he dropped the "Quicksilver" name and basically went underground.

Also holy shit, that's a fuckin' old one.

>> No.17812290
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It's snowing. By god it's snowing! It's beautiful! And I don't have to go outside because I'm on holiday for a week, I can just sit in here and look at it snow and when it settles down I can go make trails in fresh snow.
I love it. Winter is the best. Post Winter Town comfiness pls.

>> No.17812293

>>17812246
No, people don't die when they're killed because they've got smiles to protect.

>> No.17812294

>>17812246
The creator just really, really, really wants to fuck king arthur but is no homo
so a messy, unfocused and dreadfully paced VN came out and Japan, ever the purveyor's of shit taste, made it their obligation to turn it into an institution of otaku culture for the next ten to twenty years

>> No.17812296

>>17812290
I'm envious; I might not even see snow down here. I miss the snow and the mountains. Enjoy the wonderful weather while you can!

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I like this.

>> No.17812304

>>17812296
I too envy >>17812290, I have a feeling my winter will have no snow and drop to bone chilling temperatures this winter.

>> No.17812309

>>17812290
>its getting below the 40F in texas normally and its not even fucking Halloween yet
I remember when Halloween was 90 degrees... i wish we didn't destroy our planet.

>> No.17812310

>>17812288
>posting chaikas
>old
Chaika isn't old, man.

>> No.17812333

I want a horrifyingly powerful and thread-derailingly beefmuscle Black Dragon to claim me as her husband without rhyme or reason.

>> No.17812334

>>17812246
Because Artoria/Arturia/Altria/whatever is the Pikachu of Fate and their most popular heroine for a time, no shit there's going to be multiple versions of her in the gacha game.

In the gacha game if a character is popular enough they will get multiple versions of themselves, be it "Alter" "Lily" "Swimsuit" or any other variant I haven't thought of yet. They do this because it gets them more of the waifufag whale money.

>> No.17812337

>>17812333
It was because she had gotten tired of her sister lording her cute husband over her, and just flew into your area to pick up the first man she saw. That doesn't mean you're unhappy with it, are you?

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>>17812290
>tfw youve never had a white Christmas, and probably never will
>>17812333
Same

>> No.17812362

>>17812353
Have I been here three years already? Time sure flies when you have nothing to live for.

>> No.17812372

>>17812337
Of course not, though I wonder if that means I’ll have to teach her how to do things that a couple does in love. She would of course want to show up her sister, so she’d need to know the intricacies of how to engage in these “hugs” and “smiles” that she hears so much about.
Seeing her reaction to her first genuine emotion of warm happiness at the comfort of another would be the best experience in the world.

>> No.17812403

>>17812372
Those strange new feelings are going to freak her out a bit and scare her most likely, you're going to have to comfort her to let her know that it's alright. She'll be grumpy about it later, but she'll love you for it in the long run.

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I need a squirrel to save me in my darkest hour!

>> No.17812537

>>17812523
What the fuck is that armor?

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>>17812537
A poorly balanced accident waiting to happen.

>> No.17812684

>>17812651
DELET THIS

>> No.17812765

>Just watched in the mouth of madness for the first time
Neat film, but now all I can think of is a psychological mindrape written by a phantom who trapped a human boy in her fantasies

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>>17812765
It's a decent movie, I found. Relies a bit too much on jumpscares at first, but it shows pretty decently how madness would be like.

>> No.17812788

>>17812779
It was alright. The woman was fuckin' weird, and didn't really need to be in the movie at all. And it would have been nice if the writer wasn't all "look at me, I'm your god now" and was implied to be a puppet or a tool used to hasten the return of the outside entity.

The way he seemed to do it willingly cut down on the horror a bi.

>> No.17812793

>>17812788
I always thought he was a puppet himself.
I'm a little sad Wilhelm von Homburg only got a small role.

>> No.17812796

>>17812353
You saved the filename of the image?

>> No.17812824

>>17812793
>I always thought he was a puppet himself.
Nah he acted like he had too much agency. After all, he was still himself after tearing himself open to create a portal to his masters.

He popped up in the buss to bant with the MC. He shouldn't exist/be himself at that point.

>> No.17812841

>>17812824
He might simply be on a payroll instead of being directly controlled.
I doubt he always was working for the Orz.

>> No.17812850
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It sure would suck to be a teacher at an MG high school.

>> No.17812852

>>17812850
Funny, I was thinking about that too.
>go to normal school
>almost get raped by the Sex Ed teacher
>... but every teacher is a Sex Ed teacher, they just teach different stuff
>crossdress, go to a all-girls school
>find out all the students are also cressdressers
>the teachers are still Sex Ed demons
>sometimes they drag a student out of the class, "accidentally" discover she's a crossdresser, and give him the business
>comes back to the dorm crying and very sore

>> No.17812857

>>17812841
>He might simply be on a payroll
Eh, if you're keeping true to the whole lovecraftian horror thing, keeping an insignificant and puny mortal around as anything more than a fleshtool to be used is giving humanity far too much significance.

>> No.17812863

>>17812857
I don't know, even Cthulhu needs cultists. And given how efficient they are, not all of them are inbred dancing in a swamp.

>> No.17812874

>>17812863
>even Cthulhu needs cultists
He doesn't though, that's the point. He just has them. I mean feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but it puts a huge damper on the whole "completely beyond human comprehension" idea if you need humans to do your incomprehensible duties.

>> No.17812877

>>17812874
I might be mistaking him for the Chaos in Warhammer, but doesn't he requires human actions to exist?

I mean, in Call of Cthulhu, the cultists feed the things in the wood and try to protect him as he's waking up. Given how he got rekt by a lone guy on a ship, having cultists is mandatory.

>> No.17812880

>>17812877
>but doesn't he requires human actions to exist?
No. He existed long before humanity and will exist long after. Some times the silly bald apes just discover him, and as with everything beyond their ken they worship him like a god.

>Given how he got rekt by a lone guy on a ship
it's been a while but iirc, running him over didn't actually do anything. Put him back to sleep maybe. Hang on I'll go reread the story.

>> No.17812883

>>17812880
I remember that in the story, they put him back to sleep by shanking him with a ship, but they also say it barely hurt him.
I suppose the cultists planned to feed him until he was strong enough to stand on his own but they fucked up.

>> No.17812934

>>17812883
Just read up to the first bit. Mankind may or may not be needed. The Old ones would awake when the stars were aligned in the cycles of eternity but according to the deathless chinamen the Old Ones needed external force to awaken at this time and this would be the role of the Cthulhu cultists, to liberate and meet their masters.

Now naturally this is coming from the words of a cultist, who was told all this by another cultist and it's in man's nature to make himself more important than he really is. It could be that these cultists really are needed by the Great Old Ones to resurrect, but it could also be that they aren't needed. The deathless chinamen claim that the dead bodies of the old ones speak out to men in dreams, but again, men like to act like they are more important than they really are.

It could just be that the dead and dreaming old ones emit radiation as they wait for the stars to align and some humans can pick up on this in their dreams and see a bit of the truth.

As for the things in the wood, they are't that cosmically important, and it's entirely likely that they're just using locals as a food supply, yeah.

Although it does state that "In the elder time chosen men had talked with the entombed Old Ones in dreams, but then something had happened." Which again, is kind of up for grabs as all lovecraftian stuff is.

>> No.17812939

>>17812934
And that's why I like Lovecraftian stuff : you're never sure of anything. You might be important, or not. That thing trying to eat your face might be real, or you might be hallucinating.

>> No.17812951

>>17812939
The horror of the unknown is integral to his writing after all.

I want to write my own lovecraftian story, but it's a bit of a headscratcher how I could simultaneously write of the unfathomable and unknown while writing about fucking it and making it cum. I'm already doing it in the fashion of diary entries and recollections, maybe I should just write the madman's impressions rather than write anything literal and descriptive.

>> No.17812955

>>17812951
Indeed. A shame his work is often misunderstood for just cosmic stuff. Lovacraft's stories are like your average Outlast game or spooky movies, except he never explains it. No nanomachines, Jason Kruger isn't an undead or a magical being. He's just beyond your comprehension.

And that's why it wouldn't work in a game.

>> No.17812964

>>17812955
It would work in a game. Take bloodborn, but imagine if it stayed with fighting werewolves and it never got into fighting ayylmaos. They're just hinted at off screen. At the point where the ritual commences it's game over. You start again in NG+ or leave the game there, incapable of doing anything to the summoned cosmic entities as the earth is awash in holocaust and eldritch monstrosities.

>> No.17812970

>yfw At the Mountains of Madness is actually a story written by a Shoggoth about how she met her master

>> No.17812975

>>17812353
>2014
>almost 4 years of mg shitposting

man, this place has come far

>> No.17812976

>>17812964
I would've loved that. I always like stories of human trying to ascend but only half-succeeding, only to try again.

I liked the insight system too, even through the third-person perspective doesn't lend well to little details like lanterns suddenly having tentacles.
Still not good enough to buy a playstation.

>> No.17812983

>>17812976
>little details like lanterns suddenly having tentacles.
Making me think I should load up BB again just to check out what I may have missed.

>> No.17812996

>>17812983
Been trying to find a video comparing stuff with low insight and high insight, couldn't find anything.

Still didn't got the deal with Micolash. He was alive in a dream but dead in reality? How is he different from you, then?

>> No.17813001

>>17811714
>Slime
>Love bites
So much for me talking about losing to a level one slime. Then again, it's not like she'd be able tondo anything.

>> No.17813004

>>17813001
Reminds me of Slime Rancher. That game was real fun at first.

>> No.17813011

>>17811714
>Bicorn
>Gang Bang pornography
pottery

>> No.17813014

>>17811714
>Gnome
>Lesbian Sexual Practice
Well.


This is new. Guess I'll have to roleplay a girl.

>> No.17813030

>>17811838
>Forced cuddling
That button would have white fur shed around it and a faint "haa, haa" panting sound nearby

>> No.17813043

>>17812996
>How is he different from you, then?
DUN DUN DUN

Also, on the Cthulhu thing, the stars had aligned and he had awoken, but it was a band of sailors who mistakenly blundered their way though the seals on the door to open it and release him, as such the cultists were entirely unneeded.

So it's likely that all that stuff about them being needed to liberate Cthulhu was bogus. Chances are fate itself would work to release him as the start aligned, because there were too many coincidences in place for the sailors to have happened to have awoken him by luck. Or misfortune.

Secondly, the Norwegian sailor did indeed shank Cthulhu in the face with his boat, and split open the horror's head but in true lovecraftian fashion, his mortal efforts proved utterly worthless, as even as the boat gained steam and sped away, Cthulhu's split head began to reform as if nothing happened. So he lives, but the Elder Gods intervened to create a storm upon April the 2nd where the dead city sunk once more, sucking cthulhu back into it where he waits.

But the only proof of Cthulhu being trapped within his sunken city is that the world was not yet "screaming with fright and frenzy."

So ultimately who knows?

>> No.17813046

>>17812850
Not really, you just need to know who is going to try raping you next and prepare to counter it. I'm sure they would give you training beforehand.

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>>17811714
>dark valkyrie
>creampie
Look, I like blue girls and all but something tells me I'm doing to be drained to a husk by a baby crazy maniac.

>> No.17813057

>>17813043
>it was a band of sailors who mistakenly blundered their way though the seals on the door to open it and release him, as such the cultists were entirely unneeded.
Depends. In the book, the cultists tried to protect R'lyeth. In the movie, they all disappeared before the crew arrived.

>there were too many coincidences in place
This is the part that really scares me. The idea of another thing, more powerful than the rest, staying in the shadows and manipulating events. I know it's totally cliché, but it scares me nonetheless, because ultimately, humans are irrelevant at best, and cattle at worst.

>the Elder Gods intervened to create a storm upon April the 2nd where the dead city sunk once more
Wait, what?

>> No.17813065

>>17811714
>Lamia
>Irrumatio
I'm not gonna complain. Face-fucking is nice.

>> No.17813070

>>17811714
>Kejourou
>fellatio
>links to Monica Lewinski

Also, found out spanking isn't a sexual act.
My sadness knows no bounds.

>> No.17813076

>>17813054
>drained to a husk by a baby crazy maniac.
She wont do that, after all she does need you for more children!

>> No.17813087

>>17813057
>In the book, the cultists tried to protect R'lyeth
You're right I glossed over that without noticing. The cultists had that area of the sea on lockdown and told the norwegian to turn back. Upon refusing to do so they openend fire.

But I mean, in the end it was some random sailors who got the job done so who knows. Maybe it was fate, after all a freak storm pushed them towards R'lyeh, a bit too coincidental. He was probably set to be freed that day regardless of whether or not the cultists even existed.
>This is the part that really scares me. The idea of another thing, more powerful than the rest, staying in the shadows and manipulating events. I know it's totally cliché, but it scares me nonetheless, because ultimately, humans are irrelevant at best, and cattle at worst
That's the great thing about Lovecraft. Even if everything was set in motion by a cosmic being we puny humans have no way to even know.

>Wait, what?
"Then came the storm of April 2nd, and a gathering of the clouds about his consciousness. There is a sense of spectral whirling through liquid gulfs of infinity, of dizzying rides through reeling universes on a comets tail, and of hysterical plunges from the pit to the moon and from the moon back again to the pit, all livened by a cachinnating chorus of the distorted, hilarious elder gods and the green, bat-winged mocking imps of Tartarus."
"Cthulhu still lives, too, I suppose, again in that chasm of stone which has shielded him since the sun was young. His accursed city is sunken once more, for the Vigilant sailed over the spot after the April storm; but his ministers on earth still bellow and prance and slay around idol-capped monoliths in lonely places. He must have been trapped by the sinking whilst within his black abyss, or else the world would by now be screaming with fright and frenzy. Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men"

So after the storm the city sank. A storm that just happened to have the laughter and song of the Elder Gods. And we know from I think the Mountains of Madness that the Elder Gods fought against other cosmic beings over control of earth aeons ago. And I think the Elder Gods were against the Old Ones, and so it makes sense that the Elder Gods would have safeguards after they left to stop the resurrection of the sleeping Old Ones.

>> No.17813096

>>17813087
>That's the great thing about Lovecraft. Even if everything was set in motion by a cosmic being we puny humans have no way to even know.
Yeah. Were humans protected, or was it a happy coincidence that we got to live a bit longer?

Always thought Cthulhu was fucked up by his own storm. I guess my English is too shite to let me understand Lovecraft properly.
I like his stories, but his style is painful to read.

>> No.17813100

>>17813076
>each one can take possibly hundreds of years
>borderline yan valk won't take no for an answer
On second thoughts I'm okay with this, I'm an M anyway.

>> No.17813103

>>17813096
>Always thought Cthulhu was fucked up by his own storm.
Nah, Nothing indicated Cthulhu started it unless I've missed something.
>I like his stories, but his style is painful to read.
I like it, though it is easy to gloss over all his purple prose

>> No.17813109

>>17813103
Wouldn't put it past Cthulhu to mess up. His powers are never explained. I always mistake Old Ones for Old Gods, even before Derleth comes in.

The problem is that even the translated version can be confusing. Sometimes it feels like he wrote an algorithm to use adjectives at random.

>> No.17813110

>>17813100
I feel the same way about such things, baby crazy monstergirls are the best.

>> No.17813114

>>17813096
Shite English or not, lovecraft's writing is kinda annoying to read. If he was Japanese people would be calling him a chuuni.

>> No.17813115

>>17813114
Damn right they would.

They would depict him as a cute girl.

>> No.17813129

>>17813109
>translated
Jesus, shits hard enough in english if you're not paying attention, I doubt it'd translate overly well. But for english it's alright if you keep a dictionary on hand.

Take the line "all livened by a cachinnating chorus of the distorted, hilarious elder gods" It wouldn't have as much meaning if you didn't know cachinnating meant laughter. So basically the Elder Gods were just laughing at Cthulhu as they forced him back into the sinking city with the storm.

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>>17813129
Already had enough trouble with it in my native language, trying to read it in English would be impossible.

No wonder I misunderstood the ending, I just skipped over most of the descriptions.

>> No.17813178

>>17813135
>don't know anything about lovecraft
>can't decide between lloigor and zhar or shudde m'ell from that image
How fucked would I be with each choice?

>> No.17813184

>>17813178
You're fucked in all cases anyway.

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>>17812232
>Okita who are Saberfaces
Okita has an alter variant that hasn;t appeared in FGO yet. Artoria also has some variants outside of FGO that haven't appeared in the mobage.
On another note, I'd count King Arthur himself as being among the Saberfaces.

>> No.17813215

>>17813209
Okita has a really good ass and feet. Would fuck.

>> No.17813217

>>17811714
>Devil
>Rusty Trombone

>> No.17813219

How to Train Your Dragon (Princess)
http://gematsu.com/2017/10/four-knight-princesses-training-story-first-details-screenshots

>> No.17813223

>>17813209
Nice ass. I'd definitely fuck it.

>> No.17813230

>>17813219
>ALPana
Heh. I bet my dragon would be really smug and haughty if she catched me playing such a game or watching "How to train your dragon"

>> No.17813231

>>17811714
>Akaname
>Oral sex

YES

>> No.17813240

>>17811714
>Alice
>Venus Butterfly
What

>> No.17813243

>>17813230
>sit down to watch a movie with your dragon waifu and daughteru
>watch How to Train Your Dragon
>smugly look over at your waifu and ask
“Honey, doesn’t this bring back memories?”
>you pray for your pelvis tonight but it was worth it to see her pouting, blushing face

>> No.17813254
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17813254

>>17813215
>>17813223
She also has tuberculosis.

>> No.17813255

>>17811714

>Dark Valkyrie
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sex_positions

>38 sexual positions in category

Curse you random in category! It's going to be a long night.

>> No.17813272

>>17813243
I'd even try some tricks just to have her be even more embarrassed when they work. She would get revenge and she'd probably read/watch something about training humans, but it would be 100% worth it.

>> No.17813286

>>17811714
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facesitting

>> No.17813288

>>17813254
It only adds to the moe factor and you could take care of her if things get worse. Would pound her butt constantly.

>> No.17813293

>There's a thunderstorm outside
My shirt is up and my belly is bared but no Raiju has come to nap on it yet.

>> No.17813295
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17813295

>>17813286
>facesitting
Lucky faggot. Better hope that Ochi is bottom heavy though.

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17813305

>>17813293
It's currently frosty on my end.

>> No.17813309

>>17811714
>Demon
>Kiss

O-oh

>> No.17813313

>>17813305
I really want to frost that Elf booty.

>> No.17813330

What does it mean when I’m more scared of a psychopath human attacking me than a 8m+ scaled lizard humanoid with the body of a snake and the power to pulverize mountains?

>> No.17813332

>>17813305
>Elf waifu cooking breakfast with DAT ASS wiggling as she's slighty bent over, wearing a naked apron
>Sneak up from behind, her ears twitch, she notices you but you continue anyway, grabbing her hips and pressing your face into her fat ass, munching muff as your breakfast hors d'oeuvre.

>> No.17813333

>>17813254
Worth it. I'll spank her a lot and then make slow, gentle love to her butt.

>> No.17813356

>>17813332
Would be nice, although I would, as a rule, make sure all my elves are big and soft to prevent runners.

Also, easier to tease and more meat to grope.

>> No.17813358

>>17813254
Its a good thing that they're translating Guda Guda.
Means we're getting her and Nobu next month.

>> No.17813359

>>17811714
>Griffon
>Fornication
>When one of the partners to consensual sexual intercourse is a married person, it may be described as adultery

Well this is more fucked up then I thought it would be. I'm married to my dragon and it definitely wouldn't be consensual unless the griffon somehow managed to braek me like in one of those NTR doujins. I'd do my best to protect myself but my waifu would have to help me out too or else we'll be heading to a bad end.

>> No.17813380
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17813380

Why are uninterested girls so appealing?

>> No.17813383

>>17813380
Because you can shove your dick so deep inside that their uninterested attitude begins to fade and you can hear her trying to muffle her moans.

>> No.17813385

>>17813380
Because it makes you want them more.
Plus when they finally do break after pounding their ass all day it makes it all the sweeter.

>> No.17813397

>>17813380
I-is that a cutaway of her vaginal and anal passages?

>> No.17813400

>>17813397
Why would she shit directly onto her abdomen?

>> No.17813401

>>17813400
Obviously it's only for recreational purposes. MG's don't poop.

>> No.17813405

>>17813401
Mgs actually don't have any internal organs, they are just made out of magic.

>> No.17813407

OK, so I was talking just yesterday to a Dullahan in a rather unfortunate pickle.
She had an itch on her nose and her body wouldn't itch it, so the two of them went to the witch doctor to have their minds changed.
The witch doctor, after a bit of scooping and scraping, sucessfully managed to put her body's mind into her head and her head's mind into her body. However, now that her 'body' could see and speak, she didn't want to give up her privileges. Basically, she had everything going for her and then she spoiled it. Her body wrote that out for me and asked for help.
I didn't help her, but i did tell her that she should have stopped while she was a head.

>> No.17813409

>>17813405
Of course they have internal organs. Some are just vestigial from their pre-dl days. Like their intestines, they're only there to carry semen from the butt into the belly, where their furnace like stomachs perfectly convert eveything into energy and mamono mana

>> No.17813418
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17813418

>>17813332
How magnificent would a Wight-Elfs ass be compared to a normal Elfs?

>> No.17813419
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>> No.17813421

>>17813407
>RP

>> No.17813423

>>17813409
>carry stuff from the butt to the belly
You actually got a laugh out of me. Monster girls don't poop is the best headcanon. How about pee though?

>> No.17813425

When will KC power up again

>> No.17813428

>>17813418
Probably enough to make me cum just by touching it with the tip of my index.

Smacking it would send me flying in various ways.

>> No.17813431

>>17813419
Well she certainly has wool, but not three bags full.

>> No.17813432

>>17813418
M A J E S T I C

>>17813423
Urination is just expelling liquid waste so same thing applies, I'd imagine.

>> No.17813459

>>17813432
Ah, so I imagine most excretory system doesn't even in exist in this shit headcanon, which sounds pretty funny.
How do you think sweat works? Is it just water to cool down the body or do they use magic?

>> No.17813461

>>17813459
Sweat can be sexy, so it stays.

>> No.17813497
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17813497

>>17813459
>>17813461
Who wouldn't want to have their head smothered by glorious sweaty Werecat tits?
More oppai Werecats when Sub?

>> No.17813501

>>17813425
Never, he's confirmed in the hospital with a Japanese cold.

>> No.17813506

>>17813497
I don't know but I'd certainly love to have them.
Waking up beneath them would be fantastic.

>> No.17813513

>>17813497
I prefer to attack other sweaty tits, but a cat is fine too. Would grope her butt and nibble her nipples before engaging in extreme lewds.

>> No.17813517

>>17813501
>Japanese cold
RIP

>> No.17813553

>>17813501
RIP
We will always remember his legacy.

>> No.17813556

Am I a bad man for wanting a group of hobgoblins that I'd give ludicrously large and milky tits so that I can milk them and sell it for a small profit?

>> No.17813570

>>17813556
>letting other people taste your hobgobbos milk

>> No.17813571

>>17813501
Dear KC

pleas don't die

t. anon

>> No.17813579

>>17813570
I can't drink all that much milk anon.
Besides, I'd be using that as supplemental income to keep them comfy with sweets, nice clothes, and some things to keep them occupied.

>> No.17813581

>>17813556
Nah, I'd do almost the same with p'orcs.

>> No.17813583

>>17813571
>>17813517
>>17813553
>believing him

>> No.17813589

>>17813581
I can see that working for P'Orcs.
Although it does raise the question of how big you'd be going for their chest sizes.

>> No.17813600

>>17813589
Eh, a bit above average. Enough to be called big but it's nothing to write home about. It's not like I would be lovey dovey with them either, I'd just make sure they are comfy enough to make good milk so I can make stuff to sell.

>> No.17813607

>>17813600
Thats nice but you won't be putting out large amounts of milk that way.

It's fine so long as they are comfy and happy though.

>> No.17813631

>>17813607
I don't really mind. I'd be just using them for extra income and if someone liked the milk a lot they would be free to buy them.

>> No.17813633
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17813633

>>17813570
Would it be any different from the whole industry centered on holstaurs and their husbands selling milk?

>> No.17813641
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17813641

>>17813633
I guess it'd be a novelty in the same way there are other types of jerky that don't use beef.
Not that I'd mind, Undead and Dragon milk would be exquisite.

>> No.17813650

>>17813633
Wouldn't be, albiet anyone seriously going into a non-holst dairy would need to be a skilled alchemist to stimulate larger milk-flows for a decent profit along with larger breasts to hold more milk.

>> No.17813673

>>17812213
>and several of the newer guys
>losenis, for example
>are looked down upon
https://youtu.be/wxL4pzuwSUQ?t=6

>> No.17813699 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder that a Baphomet's favvorite form of foreplay is usually cunnylingus!

>> No.17813747

>>17813699
I'd hug a baphomet and pat her head while she sits on my lap.

>> No.17813796

We've heard about cuddle cats but what about cut cats?

Muscled Cheshires are the way of the future, not these soft felines with large rears!

>> No.17813821
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17813821

>>17813796
Comfy cats are the past, present, and future.

>> No.17813827

>>17813821
The muscle cats can be comfy too!
And they don't need to eat you out of house and home to do it!

>> No.17813831

Would you serenade your flock of holsts? They really like it when you do. https://youtu.be/IypL_EcI9XE

>> No.17813834
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17813834

>>17813796
Muscled Cheshires should have fat asses as well, none of that man-ass shit /d/-tier musclegirls are drawn with.

>> No.17813839

>>17813834
Of course they would.
Whatever 'mass' they have that isn't muscle, it'd be located on their ass, hips, and chests, making it all the better so they can train their bodies without burning it all away.

Big, muscled, cheshires with fat asses would be taunting you at the gym while they show off.

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17813842

>>17813827
Neither does this cat, in fact she'll do the cooking and cleaning for you.

>> No.17813850

>>17813842
That cat looks pretty frail.

>> No.17813855

>>17813842
http://hvdb.me/Dashboard/Details/177794
>those tags
>13 tracks
I know what I'm listening to later.

>> No.17813864
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17813864

>>17813831
Sure would.

>> No.17813867

>>17813855
>skipping to the H
>not enjoying the sweet R-15 one first
>missing out on the ear licking track

>> No.17813868

>>17813796

I feel sorry for werecats and nekomata.

>> No.17813869
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17813869

Bullying the youngest girl in the party.

>> No.17813874

>>17813868
Imagine a nekomata getting a heart tattoo under her eye to try to entice her mster after seeing him shitpost about cheshires online.

>> No.17813876

>>17813867
Wouldn't dream of skipping, listening to the R-15 first of course.

>> No.17813877

>>17813868
They just need to get some meat/muscle and they too can get husbands.

I've got nothing against them but cheshires have quite a bit more going on.

>> No.17813888

>>17813869
Spanking makes for excellent bullying anon.

>> No.17813889

>>17813877
Like what? Besides their teleportation ability, they are very playful, lewd, tricky cats. A sphinx would often satisfy people who say they want a cheshire.
(Asking out of curiosity, not trying to argue.)

>> No.17813890

>>17813888
Indeed.

>> No.17813901

>>17813889
Teleportation, Invisibility and a more overt prankster attitude, along with being playfully lewd.

The other cat members tend to be more like regular felines either have no real arcane powers (werecats), minor powers (Nekomatas), or very specific powers (Sphinx) along with attitudes that are just cat-like.

I enjoy them but cheshires smug (well deserved or not) and overt lewd makes them winners.

Any cat would be fine for me though.

>> No.17813913

>>17813831
>Play music for a bunch of holsts just on the other side of a fence
>The initially curious holsts all gather and eventually get into it, dancing to the beat and enjoying themselves.
>When you finish you get rapturous cheering and they demand an encore
>Some of them want you to climb over the fence so they can reward you
>Though you have a feeling how they intend to do that.

>> No.17813916

To all you spankingfags out there, what is the appeal? I honestly don't get it.

>> No.17813919

>>17813913
Its all cute until Big Bessie (The bustiest and most muscled) jumps it and nabs you.

Big biceps on a big cutie are something to be feared.

>> No.17813928

>>17813916
Depends. For some, it's the pain, for the others, it's the humiliation, and for others, it's the embarassment.
You'd have an easier time getting a scrub to explain why he likes being femdommed.

>> No.17813929

>>17813916
I know that I don't have any particular attraction to it besides it being another way to use a girls rear, especially if its large, and/or them being obvious/secret masochists

>> No.17813932

>>17813901
Would you want a Cheshire who uses her abilities to give you unexpected kisses?

>> No.17813939

>>17813932

It's not like you have a choice when it comes to Cheshires

>> No.17813947

>>17813932
Without a doubt.
Although I'd quickly respond with a hug.


It's especially fun if she's a meaty one and starts giggling when hugged instead of simply vanishing again.

>> No.17813956

>>17813947
Oh she'll vanish all right. And she'll bring you with her into her bed for maximum comfy cuddles.

>> No.17813961

>>17813916
The girl's surprise at the sudden shock of pleasure and the fact you can mark her like that. The sound and feel of ass are also good and every slap would make her clench a bit a bit more which is nice.

>> No.17813979

>>17813916
Where the hell did they even come from? They just kinda appeared like a month ago max.

>> No.17813986

>>17813979
They were always lurking. All it took was one guy to say he would slap his waifu to wake them up.

>> No.17814000
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17814000

>>17813986
Good luck (lol).

>> No.17814003

>>17813956
And that is what makes this girl perfect.

>> No.17814007

>>17813747
Seconded

>> No.17814008

>>17814000
What

>> No.17814013

>>17814000
I want to headcannon that ushi-oni hatch out as tiny near adult-looking versions like this and one reason for their seething lust when full grown is that it takes them years to get big enough to rape a man.

>> No.17814018
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17814018

>>17812850
You would just get training by one of the Jinko Martial Arts Teacher so you can fight back and submit the students.

The question truly is
>But who will protect you from the Martial Arts Jinko teachers?

>> No.17814021

>>17814018
It would be one of those moments where the apprentice surpasses the teacher and makes them wet.

>> No.17814036

>>17813979
Three guys circlejerking

>> No.17814053

>>17814036
The sudden appearance of >>17814000 and his booru filenames were incredibly suspicious on top of the fact he's a total fag.

>> No.17814067

>>17814003
Just imagine it anon.
It's a rainy day, you're stuck waiting for the bus at some shitty stop with no cover, and all of the sudden you feel a peck on your cheek, a pair of arms wrap around you and when you come to you're dry and wrapped in blankets being cuddled by that one Cheshire from school.

>> No.17814071

>>17814053
We know you're a faggot, but we never suspected you also suffered from projection.

>> No.17814072
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17814072

You're going to be extra thankful soon right?

>> No.17814073
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17814073

I want to find a half dragon and breed her.

What are MGE half-dragons like?

>> No.17814078

>>17814071
>We
I only ever see obvious newfags use that term.

>> No.17814079

>>17814073
They're just called Dragons anon.

>> No.17814080

>>17814073
Half-Dragons don't exist in the MGE.

>> No.17814081

>>17814067
Would be nice, although I must ask if she's cuddlecat tier or some other type.

Regardless, its good.

>> No.17814084

>>17814078
>projecting even harder
Sad!

>> No.17814088

>>17814053
>his booru filenames
Oh cram it, that's not even the usual booru file name you paranoid nut.

>> No.17814090

>>17814079
>>17814080
Well this sucks.
I just want a dragon girl without all of that "hiding in a cave on some mountain and you have to defeat her to make her love you"

>> No.17814091

>>17814072
>turkey
Anon that's a peacock.

>> No.17814092

>>17814088
He's a faggot, don't mind him.
Every filename is a booru name to his deluded, sick mind.

>> No.17814098

>>17814090
You know only a few dragons do that, right? Dragonia is a city that has quite some dragons and just flirting with them can net you a high rank pussy.

>> No.17814102
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17814102

>>17814091
I'm pretty sure it's a turkey anon.

>> No.17814105

>>17813916
There's literally just one of them though

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>>17814088
>>17814092
Stop feeding the troll. When he's not crying about booru filenames, he whines about booru filenames. And when it's not booru filenames, he invents monsterboys and yells, cries and whines until the thread gives it the attention it craves for. Just ignore it, and post cute monstergirls butt.
Or post boobs, they're nice too.

>> No.17814124

>>17814102
Anon please. Turkeys are not colorful like that.

>> No.17814132

How nice would a sack lunch prepared by your Kiki housewife be?

>> No.17814157
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17814157

>>17814090
Of all the dragons so far only the classic does that, and in fact she doesn't even really do that.

That is all defeating her in battle does is make her submissive. She can still love you just fine otherwise, she just will be rather tsundere about it.

Classic dragons don't refuse advances from men so much as many don't go to much effort to find men compared to other monsters. Such dragons are the ones that may die alone, the only humans that come to them being ones who try to slay them and that they thus drive away or kill. Like most monsters if a man came to them and offered love they would most certainly accept him, if again in a tsundere way.

That said if you don't want to go to the mountains, regular dragons are sometimes known to go man hunting in other areas and will grab a man who catches her eye. And of course you have more "urban" dragons like wyverns and such to choose from too.

>> No.17814166

>>17814081
Depends anon, what would you prefer?

>>17814090
You don't have to beat her to make her love you anon. You might be sacrificed to her, might meet one in Dragonia or hell, you might even get stalked by one who wants you.

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>>17814117
>Or post boobs
Don't mind if I do.

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17814175

>>17814090
>and you have to defeat her to make her love you
Normal Dragons don't even have that shit going on. Dumb MOBAfag.

>> No.17814177
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17814177

>>17814124
Don't be rude, Turkey ladies come in all shapes and plumage.

>> No.17814178

>>17814175
That Dragon looks like she wants to turn some poor boy into a kiss slut.
That's probably what it's like to be bullied in MGC high. Lewd girls try to make you addicted to them.

>> No.17814184

>>17814177
She looks fluffy

>> No.17814187

>>17811714
>Lava Golem
>Dogging
Public sex with a lava golem, not bad.

>> No.17814191

>>17814166
I'd be happy either way so long as cat cuddles ensue

>> No.17814192

>>17814168
She looks good but damn those hip bones look sharp-edged.

>> No.17814201

>>17814191
Then she's probably soft and cuddly.
Just imagine her milking you dry with her plump thighs as she holds your head between her fat cat tats and snuggles you.

>> No.17814203

>>17814178
MGC isn't as hugboxy as normal MGE so while there might be love in the end, bad things can happen.

>> No.17814207

>>17814201
Would be perfect.
I'd share sweets with her anytime

>> No.17814208

>>17814177
You know what you deserve? A turky harpy to see how different she is from all her friends. I bet you call pigeon turkeys sometimes too.

>> No.17814211

>>17814203
But anon, imagine your bully takes it too far one day and you get hit by a car.
And then when you finally come to you see her at your bedside passed out and holding your hand.
When you ask about it they just tell you she's been staying with you for a whole three days and no one could move her.

>> No.17814217

>>17814187
That's hot.

>> No.17814221

>>17814211
How does the bully even do that? Pushes you into the middle of the street?

Though if that happened to me she would need to work really hard to gain my trust.

>> No.17814224
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17814224

>>17814192
I know what you mean, it's a problem with a lot of the artist's work sadly. Rest of the bodies are great though.

>> No.17814229

>>17814221
No, she just teased you too much, you ran off and didn't look where you were going and...
The last thing you'd see before passing out is her horrified expression.

>> No.17814230

Kraken Onee-San or Momster or childhood friend?

>> No.17814238
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17814238

>>17814208
What a rude dude, I bet you aren't even going to be thankful in a few week too.

You're getting WISPED for sure. Or worse.

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17814239

>>17814203
Getting addicted to kisses is a bad thing?

>> No.17814244

>>17814230
Momster.

>> No.17814250

>>17814239

Only if the person who kisses you doesn't love you

>> No.17814251

>>17814230
>Kraken Onee-San or Momster
I like both.

>> No.17814261

>>17814230
Momster of course. I like Onee-sans and childhood friends. But there’s just something about a momster that makes me want to impregnate them.

>> No.17814281

Have I missed any new encyclopedia pages?

>> No.17814283

>>17814229
At least she learned her lesson. Though it would be at least nice to see her regret her actions and change her ways.

>> No.17814284

>>17814281
Depends, what was the last one you remember?

>> No.17814288

>>17814281
the latest one is a qt slug girl.

>> No.17814292

>>17814283
She'd become almost disturbingly protective of you. That is, it'd be disturbing if it wasn't so cute.

>> No.17814295

>>17814230
Depends. I'd love to make an onee-san kraken have so much fun and pleasure she can't help but drop the act and start acting motherly towards our child that was been planted in her womb.

If she has a lewd lonely mom , she is getting a sister and a daughter.

>> No.17814308

You know what I want? I lilim that follows Eros.
For just about every faction we have a high level monster in support of it. Pharohs for the dessert kingdom, Nurarihyons in Zipangu, a lilim for wonderland and the extermist faction (red queen and druella) but we don't really have anyone for Eros.

>> No.17814311

>>17814292
Would look at her weirdly and avoid her a bit if she starts getting too close. Then after she gets too upset and can't take it anymore I'd start warming up to her leading to cute things.

>> No.17814318

>>17812145
Probably standard lewd doujin stuff, 'training a girls body' and so on. Like those various fallen maiden stories seem like good examples, lewding a girl and making her honestly admit that she likes this dude and wants to have sex with him.

>> No.17814320

>>17814281
If you don't have MGE volume 2 then I guess you could consider the "Overlords Army and the Extremists" pages posted earlier to be new.

>>17812124

>> No.17814326

>>17814284
Bacchus

>> No.17814327

>>17814318
Except they'd have to do so without injecting much mana, which I think would take some special restraint skills given how easily human women absorb it.

>> No.17814335

>>17814327
Well in the fallen maiden stories we've seen a lilim and a high power succubus do it in the middle of a potent demon realm, so it seems to be doable. Probably some strange magic technique or something that let's you do so somehow.

>> No.17814371

I asked KC what would happen if you ask a Jinko to have sex while she is not in mating season (and of course with the implication you are not here hausband) and got this as a reply:

ありがとうございます! 個体差によると思いますが、困惑して男を押し返しつつも、胸の高鳴りを覚えて、発情期がくるまでその男の事が気になり続けたり…… 場合によってはその場で発情期に突入する事もありそうですが

Anyone here that can understand moonspeak? A warning that the question I did was done with an automatic translator. So que answer I got might not be accurate for the Jinko or absolute.

>> No.17814373

>>17814371
>Thank you! I think that it depends on individual differences, but while pushing back the man, I remember the high squealing of the chest and continued to be concerned about that man until the estrus period came ...... In some cases it was in the estrus period on the spot It is likely to rush in

>> No.17814377

>>17814371
>>17814373
>admitting your lust for a Jinko triggers her mating instincts on the spot
hot

>> No.17814378
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17814378

What's it gonna be anon?

>> No.17814380

>>17814371
I think we only have one person on these threads who translates Japanese, Translator Anon, and they've been gone for quite a while (never got the Kamaitachi Making Of translated as far as I know).

So you'll probably be left with what a auto translator can glean. Namely that along with individual variation the jinko will either keep the man close until she does go into heat, or the confession will cause her to go into heat immediately.

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17814383

>>17814378
>Slithr
Now thats actually kinda funny. Not a fan of snakes though, but i'd certainly love some kind of pest dating service for mice and bugs and the likes.

>> No.17814385

>>17814371
>>17814377
>lust triggered mating season
Oh shit.

>> No.17814389

>>17814378
I know some would call her a slut, and probably rightfully so but monster girls like her are a massive turn on for me. Would contact.

>> No.17814390
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17814390

The artist of one of my recent requests had fun drawing her so he did it again.

>> No.17814393

>>17814378
>MILF
Instant yes.

>> No.17814394
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17814394

Question
If tails cold fly with two, what could other foxes do with more?

>> No.17814395

>>17814389
Plus its not like group sex necessarily turns her on, she just considers it normal. Once she got the opportunity she seemed to warm up very quickly to the idea of having a man she didn't have to share with everyone.

>> No.17814399

>>17814395
I'd love to be for her own personal use. That slutty yet mature air she has about her has way too much appeal for me.

>> No.17814404
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17814404

>>17814394
I'd say the oldest and strongest nine tailed ones might be able to shatter mountains, raise tsunamis, shield against some of the strongest attacks, etc.

>> No.17814410

>>17814399
Those types of girls are just way too much for the dick to handle. It just takes over and the need to breed goes through the roof.

>> No.17814412

>>17814404
But, can they figure out how to get out of those finger traps?

>> No.17814414

>>17814373
So basically, if you endure the Jinko punches long enough she will not be able to take it any longer and enter into season immediately? That's hot!

>> No.17814421

>>17814412
Those are for ten tailed foxes.

>> No.17814426

>>17814378
Yes! I’d swipe right in a heartbeat.

>> No.17814428

>>17814390
>she’s actually wearing panties for once
Good to know it’s not all ink down there.

>> No.17814431

>>17814378
no

>> No.17814434

>>17814378
it's gonna be the thot repelant

>> No.17814437
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17814437

>>17814390
Shimapan works better on bottom heavy girls.

>> No.17814440

>>17814437
These elins need spankings.

>> No.17814445

>>17814440
Elins are for intense anal cumdumping.

>> No.17814447

>>17814440
No, I think they need a kiss on the head for being adorable. One little smooch for each of them.

>> No.17814450

>>17814440
No, they don't. Stop forcing your fetish.

>> No.17814451

>>17814373
Imagine if while she is pushing you back, you cling yourself to the arms she is using to push you back, hug her and begin to rub your body against hers.

>> No.17814458

>>17814445
That can come after, yeah.

>> No.17814465
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17814465

>>17814451
You really want to embarrass a jinko like that? What if her martial artist friends are watching?

>> No.17814467

>>17814451
I guess showing that you are in heat has an effect in every monster girl.

>> No.17814472

>>17814465
They can join is as well, I love martial artist MGs, a harem of them would be a dream come true.

>> No.17814482

>>17814371
What auto translator program did you use to ask the question, and where did you ask the question? I'd like to try my hand at it, see if I can get any clarity on some monster designs.

Like are those wings on the chimaera? How do the pauldrons work? Can they be vanished? Is the kraken wearing a hat or is that her skin? Is that a seal covering the oomukade's genitals? I have so many questions...

Course a lot of those may be too hard to get across with an auto translator, but it might be worth a try.

>> No.17814490

>>17814482
And does the flow help have arms and hands or just shoulders and kelp leaves? Its frustrating when KC does extra art for a girl and yet issues like these remain unresolved.

>> No.17814491

>>17814378
No, slut.

>> No.17814495

>>17814378
I prefer one of the many sister apps: snu

>> No.17814499

>>17814378
I don't want stds so I'll pass.

>> No.17814511

>>17814499
Silly boy, monster girls don't carry STDs.

>> No.17814521

>>17814511
Actually, aren't there those weird sex sicknesses from one of the world guides? Though none of those are sexually transmitted or affect humans, i wonder if something like that exists

>> No.17814524

>>17814511
EMG girls probably carry a ton.

>> No.17814526

>>17814521
you're not talking about Alurane Allergies are you?

>> No.17814533

>>17814526
That and demon realm fever and I think there was one other.

>> No.17814535

>>17814524
Of course they do.

>> No.17814540

>>17814437
Stop. I can’t be attracted to little girls!

>> No.17814546

>>17814540
just call them petite and you're good to go

>> No.17814554

>>17814546
They’re not petite if they’re 15! They’re illegal!

>> No.17814560

>>17814440
Spanking, thigh fucking, doggy style and impregnating.
Elins are perfect for all of that.

>> No.17814562

>>17814554
I'm sure their parents would be more than happy if you made a move on them, or received any advances they made towards you.

>> No.17814572

>>17814560
Indeed. Elves are amazing for giving smooches as well.

>> No.17814577

>>17814562
Man being a babysitter in MGC sure is tough.

>> No.17814579

>>17814554
it's only illegal if they catch you

>> No.17814594

>>17814437
Either plain white or sexy lingerie -type works the best. Whether she's innocent or seductive, or a seductive girl with ordinary white panties with a small bow on the front, or an innocent one with only a lacy black thong covering her big loli ass, all the combinations have their own charm.
Or if she's an anubis, an undersized loincloth that just barely covers only the most intimate areas.

>> No.17814604

>>17814577
Being anything in mgc is hard as long as you're single.

>> No.17814609

>>17814604
being single in MG is a short existence
being single is lonely in all existences

>> No.17814618

>>17814577
>Parents are horrified when they get home and their daughter is still single
>Also miffed if their daughter's are the ones who have to all do the molesting

>> No.17814628

>>17814618
>I don't want to marry your daughter!
>And why not?
>She's only in high school and I'm a college graduate!
>Nobody's perfect.

>> No.17814633

>>17814628
>needing a babysitter in high school
Jesus she’s got to be a monoeye I just know it.

>> No.17814634

>>17814560
Damn right.

Except impregnating, they're too small for that.

>> No.17814636

>>17814633
This is MGC I'm in my late 20s and I'd probably get a babysitter.

Whether I wanted it or not.

>> No.17814637

>>17814634
>they’re too small for that
Tell that to the fairies.

>> No.17814643

>>17814633
To be fair, anon must already be pretty dense if he hadn't figured out it was a trap to marry him off.

>> No.17814644

>>17814636
If you’re in your 20’s and you need a babysitter, just call MGC Maid Central and hire a maid.

>> No.17814646

>>17814644
I was actually implying that a Monster would just show up at my door one night and declare herself my babysitter.

>> No.17814653

>>17814482
Just plain google translate. Back then (when I asked the Jinko question) I was rougher and Im not sure it got accross as well (or at least if KC got the point that I was talking about the Jinko in particular and not general seasonal monsters)

But as of now when I ask a question what I do, is just to keep it simple with a few words that Im sure get the point accross even if its in a rough way. A good way to know if it will be readable is to grab the translated text to Japanese, open the translator anew and paste it to translate it into English. If it gets translated into English and you understand the question, then it is likely KC will understand it as well. If on the other hand you can't or barely can get the question when its translated back, its safe to assume KC will not understand it.

>> No.17814657

>>17814646
That works too. I wonder what kind of MG would do that, I guess like a Dark Elf or spider girl.

>> No.17814666

>>17814634
If it's good enough for baphos it's good enough for elins.

>> No.17814668

>>17814657
I think it'd be a Titania or an Elf. I mean compared to them I'd be just a child.

>> No.17814671 [DELETED] 

>>17814371
Im more interested in knowing what would happen if rather than asking a Jinko to have sex when she iwvnotvin mating season, what would happen if you just begin to lick her abs?

>> No.17814677

>>17814371
Im more interested in knowing what would happen if rather than asking a Jinko to have sex when she is not in mating season, what would happen if you just begin to lick her abs?

>> No.17814748

>>17814677
She'd probably think you're a weird akaname.

>> No.17814763

>>17808999
Alright guys so, as the last piece of the Ochimusha commissions is about to be finished, for those who liked it. Im planning on requesting more muscle MG commissions to the same artist.

But Im torn in what I should ask, so here are my 3 possible choices. Which one would you rather see:

A) Altoiris (the Dragon Knight here: https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0175/51/1504115034890.jpg)) naked and flexing her body saying "The night is still young, I will show you what makes me a dragon commander~"

B) A tall muscled Demon offering you a bodyguard contract

C) A muscled Hellhound bouncer wearing a black top that has "security" written at the level of her boobs, grabbing a guy by the shirt, lifting him, kissing him and then dragging him to the security room and raping him.

D) A harem of muscled Khepris. Maybe a guy seated in a throne with 2-4 Khepris guarding him.

E) Instert your desired muscle MG scenario here

>> No.17814772

>>17814763
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>> No.17814780

>>17814763
>A) Altoiris (the Dragon Knight here: https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0175/51/1504115034890.jpg)) naked and flexing her body saying "The night is still young, I will show you what makes me a dragon commander~"
YES.
B) A tall muscled Demon offering you a bodyguard contract
This is good too.

>> No.17814782

>>17814763
C for the love of anime C!
This is how I imagined my waifu meeting me.

>> No.17814788

>>17814763
A. Is that even a choice?

Also, she's not going to be muscular, right? Please tell me she is going to be normal.

>> No.17814796

>>17814763
A for the love of dragons.

>> No.17814804

>>17814763
I hope you don't have them look like men with tits glued on like you did with that Ochi.

>> No.17814827

>>17814788
>naked and flexing her body
>from the same anon who commissioned the muscle Ochimusha
Y-yeah, she'll be normal, Anon.

>> No.17814835

>>17814763
D but don't ruin it

>> No.17814849

>>17814804
The artist is going to take into account the critiques received here and give her more soft parts as well as making the shoulders smaller in the next commissions after the Ochi is done. On the condition that it doesn't involve reducing the level of muscle or giving her less muscle.

>> No.17814854

>>17814788
Its a commission for a muscle girl, if she ends up being done of course she will be muscular. And please note, that Dragons in canon have been stated to be fit and she is a warrior among Dragons who on top of that is stronger than even other Dragon warriors, so having muscle would fit her a lot.

>> No.17814857

>>17814763
C

>> No.17814868

>>17814763
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> No.17814870

>>17814763
it's your money you Can do what you want with it

>> No.17814875
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>>17814854
With that knowledge I'd suggest either A or B, provided B wears her hair in a style suited for muscled monstergirl bodyguards.

>> No.17814889

>>17814763
My dick says C but my mind says to follow your own heart.

>> No.17814896

>>17814763
A or C

>> No.17814942

>>17814763
Muscle Yeti who gives the best hugs

>> No.17814993

>buck finally drawn a hellhound
>it's haram content
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>> No.17815003
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17815003

>tfw no gyaru dark mage onee-san who always teases you sexually

>> No.17815006

>>17814560
All bottom heavy lolis are for doggystyle sex with both holes. But no impregnation for the young ones from species that aren't permalolis, just the usual top-down bottom-up treatment.

>> No.17815007

>>17811746
I'd press it .5 times

>> No.17815026

>>17814763
E) Amazon rape

>> No.17815089
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17815089

>>17814763
>>17814782

Muscular Dragon and mucular Hellhound bouncer are tied it seems. How would you like the Hellhound commissions be, with or without some roughing? I can have a scene first where the guy can't pay the bill or breaks something at the pub, the bouncer gets called, she gives him a good bitch slap or punchs him in the gut, he gets an erection and then she grabs him by the shirt and begins kissing him and rapes him. Or I can have one without roughing, maybe she is feeling him up as bouncers often do to ensure people are unarmed, he gets an erection while she is touching him and then proceeds to kiss him and rape him.

Or if you can think of another scene leading to the Hellhound bouncer kiss and rape do tell, if I like it a lot, I might end up commissioning that one.

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17815090

>tfw we'll never get a Megaman with a Gremlin Tron Bonne

The world is cursed.

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17815095

>>17815003

>> No.17815099

>>17815089
Don't have her beat the guy. Just have her kabe-don him and smother him with her massive musclehound milktanks before snu-snu'ing and presumably husbandoing him.

>> No.17815100

>>17815089
>underage anon tries to get in with a fake ID
>hell bouncer easily sniffs it out
>says if he wants to be an adult, she will make him an adult
>kiss and rape

>> No.17815103

>>17815089
>monster girls hurting humans
Disgusting.

>> No.17815107

>>17815099
I can do it either with or without the beating, either way is fine is me. I will likely go with what the majority people vote for, assuming I go through the commissions. But if its done, it will likely be either Altoiris the Dragon of the Hellhound.

>> No.17815118

>>17815103
It can be done either way, this is why Im asking that you guys want. And Im pretty sure a slap or a punch isn't accounted as really hurting, specially if sex comes afterwards.

>> No.17815123

>>17815100
That would make sense. But I want to do a scene where any anon that has a Hellhound waifu can identify with, so I want to avoid specific situtations like the guy being underage.

>> No.17815158

>>17815103
Don't be a fucking pussy

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17815161

>>17814763
C, I vote C!

>>17815089
No roughing pls.

>> No.17815164

>>17815089
I would tell you how I imagine meeting my Hellhound waifu but I did it once before and I got banned for being “an autistic piece of shit”. So I won’t say anything but I’ll just tell you we met at a punk show.

>> No.17815167

>>17815003
>>17815095
Stop this please, I just got done masturbating.
>tfw gyaru is my greatest fetish
>tfw no milfy gyaru Dark Mage who makes me her assistant

>> No.17815172

>>17815167
>no thicc gyaru monstergirl to forcefully break her hymen on my cock

>> No.17815176

>>17815164
Do tell, and just ignore the shitpost anons. If I really like your scenario, this might be the one that I end up doing. As long as monsterboys, traps, the guy getting rejected for good and male harems are not involved its good to me.

>> No.17815201

>tfw no thicc goth Dark Mage

>> No.17815203

>>17815176
Ok well here it goes;


>be at a show with my brother
>shitty generic hardcore band is playing before the main punk band that we came to see
>chillin around the pit trying to get a good view of the show
>little shit hxc faggot spin kicks my brother in the face
>brother drops and I start swinging at the little shit and his cronies
>(I don’t know at this point) Hellhound bouncer grabs me
>I turn around and punch her in her jaw
>my hand hurts
>she’s looking at me with crazy eyes
>the venue we’re in doesn’t have a security room so she takes me to the bathroom and locks the door
>a couple of hours later, a phone call to my brother, and a new change of clothes I’m walking out holding onto my new Hellhound waifu
There it is. Please don’t ban me again.

>> No.17815204

>>17815089
I want more dragon, but at the same time I don't want more muscled ones. I guess my vote goes for hellhound.

>> No.17815206

Man I hope world guide three gets english quickly. It'll help dark mage/lich/any other magic user lovers

>> No.17815209

>>17815203
I hope you get banned again.

>> No.17815210

>>/tg/56073211
Which one of you fucks was this

>> No.17815211

>>17815206
How much longer until WG3 comes out?

>> No.17815212

>>17815210
>>>/tg/56073211
You forgot an arrow.

>> No.17815214

>>17815210
I think you need three >'s
>>>/tg/56073211

>> No.17815217

>>17815209
Why because of the autism?
Yeah I can see why it was bad. But it’s my fantasy so you can just fuck right off with that noise.

>> No.17815222

>>17815211
I haven't kept up. Winter something or other?

>> No.17815223

>>17815203
I didn't disliked it. I didn't liked it enough to make it the com, but I didn't disliked it. I don't know why you got banned for that.

>> No.17815226

is anything related to dragonia translated already?

>> No.17815229

>>17815204
MORE muscled ones? Is there lots of muscled Dragon fanart Im unaware of? The only ones I recall are the Dragon with abs and then the follow up with the guy licking her abs.

>> No.17815230

>>17815217
It was poorly written and I got second hand embarrassment just by reading it.

>> No.17815232

>>17815223
The first time it was a lot bigger, spanning three whole posts and had music to accompany it as well. So I guess it was autistic, but I don’t see why I was banned either.

>> No.17815236

>>17815230
Read >>17815232

>> No.17815238

>>17815226
Not that I can tell. From what I can remember the reason is that the translations we have are actually commissions someone on MGR buys from some other person, and they wanted to save money for world guide three. Guess community isn't big enough to just have native translated willing to go through an entire book

>> No.17815240

>>17815232
I think what got you banned was the lenght, rather than the "autism."

People here in general seem to loathe long posts, even well writted ones get shat on if they are too long.

>> No.17815252

>>17815238
Correct, and said commissions cost five cents per word and most of it is paid by just one or two people so they prefer to focus on the fully canon stuff.

>> No.17815257

So how do you imagine your living arrangements with your waifu? Despite living in a giant tree house in the moonlight realm it has indoor plumbing and central heating. Also a fridge.

>> No.17815259

>>17815240
>I think what got you banned was the lenght
>People here in general seem to loathe long posts
No, it was definitely the autism. The first time he posted it, the reactions were more or less "what the actual fuck"

>> No.17815261

>>17815252
Wait so dragonia isn't canon? I really thought it was.

>> No.17815262

>>17815252
Jesus christ. What is that like 5 digits for a full giant world guide?
That also makes me feel better about them deciding not to translate world guides that are getting translated anyway. Just those few pages must've been quite a bit

>> No.17815273

>>17815261
According tot he wiki its not. Its something like semi-canon. That is its meant to take place in KC's MGE world, however KC himself is not obligated to take it into account in anything he produces. Same for Fallen Brides (as evidenced by how the stories in that book often contradict each other as they were written by different people).

Its like a parallel MGE world, ascended fan fiction, etc.

>> No.17815274

>>17815261
>Wait so dragonia isn't canon
No, though KC said it was another universe, not the main one.

>> No.17815279

>>17815262
Yup, and when it comes to reliable translation prices that is still actually pretty cheap from what I've heard.

>> No.17815284

>>17815257

Aside having a lot more shampoo and conditioner around, it would be the same as usual

>> No.17815289

>>17815257
I like in her hoard, in her cave/mansion/whatever a dragon has. She works and i clean/cook/do what i can for her.

>> No.17815292

>>17815274
>parallel universes.
Oh god damn. Does this mean my idea of a neo-miami like monstergirl world exists?

>> No.17815298

>>17815292
Among the JP fan community, KC is wholly accepting of most alternate universe versions of MGE that crop up in writings so yes, most likely.

>> No.17815315

What if stereotyped Spartan meeting an Amazon in MGE

>> No.17815338

What if... we fight the Sabbath.

On Halloween, their most powerful hour.

>> No.17815346

>>17815338
I'm going to search for mature monsters and take candy from them.

>> No.17815358

>>17815346
Trick or treating.

You’re going trick or treating.

>> No.17815364

is autoupdate being screwy for anyone else?

>> No.17815365

>>17815358
Well yeah pretty much. Though I think it'll stop after the first house.

>> No.17815400

>>17815338
Anon, no! A fully grown man fighting little girls is in very poor taste!

>> No.17815401

Alright, I settled on the Hellhound being my next commission, given how most of you guys disliked the roughing part, it won't be included. I settled on some possible scenes to wrap it up, choose the one you like the most:

A) Hellhound bouncer is feeling up the guy, like how bouncers at times to to check people are not armed, the guy gets an erection, she grabs him by the shirt, lift him and kiss him while lifting him, then carry him off to the security room to rape him.

B) Some girls want to rape the guy or are looking hungrily at him, the guy asks the Hellhound to protect him, she kiss him and carry him to the security room to rape him.

C) The guy confess to the Hellhound, maybe give her a bouquet of flowers or something, she blush, lift him, kiss him and rape him.

D) The guy just starts to lick and touch the Hellhound's abs, she lifts him by the shirt looking at him as if she is about to beat him up, then kiss him and rape him in the security room.

E) First scene Hellhound is flexing her muscles saying "Do you feel safe?". Then next scene again lift him and gives him a hot scene. And the final scene she is having sex with him.

F) Same as D, but rather than lifting him and kiss him like the other scenes. The next scene after the abs licking is her showing off her muscles, naked, to turn him on more and the final scene having sex with him

G) The guy just spanks the Hellhound bouncer in the ass or gropes her, she then lift him, kiss him and rapes him.

>> No.17815402

>>17815401
D please

>> No.17815407

>>17815401
C or G

>> No.17815410

>>17815401
D or F if only for the ab licking

>> No.17815411

>>17815401
A, B, or E

>> No.17815431

>>17815338
>On Halloween, their most powerful hour.
is it?

>> No.17815440

>>17815338
There's no reason to fight them. You should take their advice instead, and make love to a loli dark mage or undead on Halloween.

>> No.17815445

>>17815401
Make a strawpoll to keep track easier

>> No.17815447

>>17815338
The best way to fight the Sabbath is to not bang lolis.

>> No.17815462

>>17815401
Definitely D

>> No.17815466

>>17815364
I guess its just me then. Weird it won't auto update when I'm clicked over to another tab.

>> No.17815470

>>17815466
did you refresh the page?

>> No.17815473

>>17815401
C or D, C first choice.

>> No.17815478

>>17815338
best them to fight them is to give them lolipops,
then when they are distracted hit them with the wabbajack

>> No.17815495

>>17814763
E: strongfat Jinko wrestling a man to the ground and taking him

>> No.17815497

>>17815447
Actually the best way to fight the Sabbath is to bang lolis.

>> No.17815499

>>17815470
yeah, it hasn't worked.

>> No.17815518

>>17814763
If you dont go with option B your waifu will never be real

>> No.17815538

>>17815401
what about the hellhound leaning over / kabedoning anon and teasing him over how his ID photo doesn't match his cute face, boobs frighteningly close to his face
ends with anon in the club/bar looking very disheveled or getting reverse mating pressed

>> No.17815552

Do you think mermaids would laugh at our submarines?

>> No.17815559

>>17815552
No, but even if they did, they'd stop real quick once they learn they're nuclear powered and carry nuclear warheads.

>> No.17815560

>>17815559
It's all fun and games until the fiery apocalypse.

>> No.17815561

>>17815552
They'd think they're ugly. Couldn't we build them to look prettier?

>> No.17815566

>>17815552
not after the depth charge

>> No.17815567

>>17815257
I'd live in a humbly big house in the plains near a town with enough space to train and quick acess to supplies and stuff. We'd also have a huge basement for her hoard.

>> No.17815573

>>17815561
>When you said you wanted to make them look prettier, this isn't what we had in mind.
"Gaze upon you're new state-of-the-art model. It's unmistakably phallic shaped, and they've attempted to make it cute by painting hearts and cute words all over the hull
>That's not even mentioning the newly designed "docking stations" they've attached to their underwater cities.
>The girls are cluster close, happy eyes meeting yours
>"You like it?"
>Don't have the heart to tell them.

>> No.17815585

>bring sub to surface for some fresh air
>there's a literal mermaid party on the hull
>and that damned Leviathan that has followed your ship for weeks now

Being in the navy would be suffering.

>> No.17815592

>>17815560
>fiery apocalypse
>"They do what now?"
>Oh you know they can just wipe out all life on the planet if we pressed a button
>"And how many do you have?"
>A few dozen, maybe a few hundred
>"And you need them WHY?"
>Whoever presses the button to use them first damns all life to death. And no one has used them yet.
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET?"
>Some of us really want to use them on other people because they don't think the way we do!
Ahh yes, this is why monsters go extremist.

>> No.17815593

>>17815592
extremist monsters are why we need the nukes.

>> No.17815597

>>17815573
>"docking station"
>As the sub slides into it's bay the alarm changes to a long, drawn-out moan.

>> No.17815600

>>17815592
>Hundred
Try tens of thousands.
>>17815593
Nuke are why we need extremist monsters.

>> No.17815602

>>17815585
Don't forget drawing straws to see who gets to scrape the barnacle girls off the hull.

>> No.17815604

>>17815552
>mermaid tries to talk to you from outside a submarine
>can't hear her
>she does the "roll down the window" motion

>> No.17815615

>>17815600
>Try tens of thousands.
>Nuclear Subs
Sure we have 15,000 missiles but we dont have that many Nuclear Subs at all.
>Nuke are why we need extremist monsters.
Humanity cant be trusted to save itself.

>> No.17815621

>>17815604
do you think submarines just have windows?

>> No.17815622

>>17815615
How can humanity need saving, when we've yet to complete even one successful genocide?

>> No.17815623

>>17815401
D or F. I always found the abs licking thing stupid.

>> No.17815624

>>17815615
Plus the number of nuclear missiles ready to be used has gone down a lot since the height of the Cold War.

>> No.17815629

>>17815623
then why did you vote for it?

>> No.17815631

>>17815622
>we've yet to complete even one successful genocide
>I don't understand why you're taking this so badly. Millions die sure, but we've never actually managed to finish the job.

>> No.17815637

>>17815629
Because it's dumb and had more votes.

>> No.17815638

It feels good to finally be able to take a breath and write. Even if I'm not exactly good at it.

>> No.17815639

>His waifu doesn't have a 19th century symphonic sweet based on them

LoL?!

>> No.17815640

>>17815592

Could you imagine a monster girl infiltrating some military installation's warehouse or something and seeing thousands upon thousands of nukes?

>> No.17815641

>>17815637
What? That seems like a reason not to vote for it?
>capcha: bridges
>Not quite yet

>> No.17815644

>>17815639
https://youtu.be/HS58_cfh5OA

;)

>> No.17815646

>>17815639
>not soft-core metal
I'm disappointed in both of you.

>> No.17815650

>>17815621
of course why would you go in a submarine that doesnt have windows so you couldnt see all the cool fish

>> No.17815651

>>17815641
It's dumb but i don't mind it. It's pretty much headpat/spank tier.

>> No.17815652

>>17815650
so i didn't drown?

>> No.17815653

>>17815646
>soft-core metal
Commit suicide.

>> No.17815657

I feel like the odds of a Kraken wrapping her tentacles around a submarine and just taking the whole thing with her seem likely

>> No.17815658

>>17815653
you first, familga

>> No.17815663

>>17815657
>this is how the world ends

>> No.17815664

>>17815622
>complete even one successful genocide?
>Oh sure a few hundred million die due to our stupidity, hatred and general idiodicy but its not that bad!
>"HOW IS ANY OF WHAT YOU SAID GOOD?"
>Sure our famines and wars kill innocent civilians including children, our hatred does too, but we havent had a world war in
>"THE FUCK IS A WORLD WAR?"
>Two wars fought everywhere, in the first we sent millions of our men and boys at eachother where they fought and died in trenches in such conditions that they're called the lost generation! Also the war caused a plague that killed about 3% of the population after the war was over.
>"YOU'VE HAD TWO OF THEM?"
>Oh the second one was worse! Thats when we first used an atomic bomb, burned down half a continent and killed about a hundred million people!
We're not that bad! We dont need monsters at all!
>>17815624
Oh yeah, we used to have way more of them, and they were all ready to go at any second to kill humanity over ideology...

>> No.17815670

>>17815604
This made me laugh way more than it should have. Bravo.

>> No.17815673

I want to lure a manticub in with sweets so that I can Cuddle her and give her more sweets.

>> No.17815675

>>17815673
I think her mother and father might object to that.

>> No.17815677

>>17815664
at this point its that guys fault for being that dense

>> No.17815678

>>17815675
Its non-lewd cuddling and I won't interrupt her schooling.

If anything, I'll help her with school!

>> No.17815687

>>17815664
>"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

That goes for monstergirls, too, I'd imagine.

>> No.17815690

>>17815678
I don't think they would appreciate strangers touching their daughteru. Or maybe they would, who knows?

>> No.17815691

>>17815664

>She relates what you told her to the DL herself who then passes it to everyone else.
>The DL becomes more determined in her mission, claming that if we're left alone that we'll just wipe ourselves out at some point.
>All monster girls everywhere become several times more protective of you, becoming afraid that when you leave to go to the bathroom or go shopping that you'll be blown up by a nuke.

This was your plan from the offset wasn't it?

>> No.17815694

So if I turn off my lights and don't decorate will that save me from having to give out treat? I don't think I have enough for all the monsters

>> No.17815701

>>17815691
>This was your plan from the offset wasn't it?
Of course it was.

>> No.17815702

>>17815690
Maybe, maybe not.
They could see it as her getting a potential future husband.

>> No.17815705

>>17815691
>They sneak into the bathroom after you leave
>root around looking for nukes or nuclear accessories
>open one of your magazines
>there's a grooved section inside with a button labeled nuke
>do a little "I KNEW IT!" gesture
>They now feel justified to accompany you everywhere at all times

>> No.17815706

>>17815664
>Thats when we first used an atomic bomb, burned down half a continent and killed about a hundred million people!
And if it weren't for that we wouldn't be in this thread today.

>> No.17815712

>>17815705

And don't even dare do anything recreational that has to do with the post apocalypse be it games, movies, etc.

>> No.17815723

It may be the liquid courage in me but damn if I don't want to go up to an Elder Vampire, Slap her ass, and plant a deep kiss on her lips.

>> No.17815726

>>17815723
I want to take her to an Italian restaurant.

>> No.17815730

>>17815690
The part they would take issue with would be someone trying to make their daughter a fatty.

>> No.17815733

>>17815726
But anon, that's run by the Tanuki Conglomerate, her arch rival.

>> No.17815740

>>17815706
That's a pretty bold statement. I hardly think the Japanese were going to row across the ocean to conquer the west.

>> No.17815749

>>17815691
>claiming that if we're left alone that we'll just wipe ourselves out at some point.
God, I hope so.

>> No.17815756

>>17815740
I think they meant that Japanese culture would likely have been very different today if they had had things their way in the war, and that things like the MGE would probably not have been made.

>> No.17815761

>>17815756
That would make far more sense.

>> No.17815776

>>17815664
The MGE setting has a way bloodier history. Thousands of years of mortal and monster empires fighting each other to near extinction for the gods until the demon lord rebelled. The ruins are probably a mile or more deep in places.

>> No.17815781

>>17815723
I want an elder vampire to grind her foot onto my throat

>> No.17815783

>>17815776
At least there's a certain amount of sense to all of that slaughter. It's what humans do to each other that's fucked up.

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