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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17790286

First for Shogs are olev

>> No.17790290

>>17790283
I love my Kobolds!

>> No.17790291
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17790291

Don't fall for their tricks.

>> No.17790295
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Even the fiercest porcs are cute with the right dresses!

>> No.17790297

>>17790283
Dark Mages are love

>> No.17790298
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Hellhounds are the ideal monster girl!

>> No.17790302
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17790302

I want to take a turn on a casting couch with a hellhound

>> No.17790305

>>17790302
Slut!

>> No.17790307

>>17790302
Man, ButterT's art looks so much better when it's line art.

>> No.17790318

>>17790307
Your brain is often much better at filling in the blanks than the artist is.

>> No.17790322
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>>17790295
You trying to say they're not cute in their armor?

>> No.17790325
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17790325

Dragon zombies are the best dragons and undead are the best in general.

>> No.17790326
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17790326

Gonna pat so many heads when that portal opens!

>> No.17790328
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>>17790305
Hey a man has got to eat so I might as well enjoy my work.

>> No.17790329
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17790329

Gonna huff a Hellhound's chest fluff!

>> No.17790330
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spoopy

>> No.17790335
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>>17790325
>Best dragon.
That's a funny way of spelling Jabberwock.

>> No.17790337

>>17790325
>>17790335
All dragons are best. There is ups and downs to all of them.

>> No.17790353

x is best girl

>> No.17790376

Got something new commissioned just a little while ago.

Kej chillin' and taking it easy while reading.

>> No.17790382

>>17790376
https://imgur.com/a/kPERH
fugg

>> No.17790392

>>17790382
>hanging upside down
That doesn't seem comfy at all. Unless she is half-bat or something

>> No.17790401
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17790401

Who ordered the cow spider special?

>> No.17790406

>>17790401
That'd be- hey, where is my soda?

>> No.17790412

>>17790401
I thought the special came without the seal?

>> No.17790421

>>17790412
You're supposed to peel it off and read the back to get your fortune.

>> No.17790422

>>17790412
It comes with it so you can have the experience of peeling it off.

>> No.17790428

What if the Ushi-oni's seal actual did nothing the whole time and she just restrained herself while it was on to make you think it did something?

>> No.17790459
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17790459

I want a shortstack gremlin who is weak to cuddles!

>> No.17790548

>>17789416
>"Haaa, you were at my side, all along..."

>>17790283
Cute panties. The double embed is a bad thing, though.

>> No.17790553

>Monster girl world connects to our world
>First contact is peaceful
>Monsters agree to teach magic
>We agree to share technology
>Monsters stunned by the amount of young men who want to learn how to create swords with magic

>> No.17790627

Reminder to spank your nachos when they act up.

>> No.17790645 [DELETED] 

>>17790627
I'd rather spank a wight.
That wouldn't do much but I would feel happier.

>> No.17790650
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17790650

I wanna build a giant robot with a gremlin!

>> No.17790655
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>>17790650
I want to catch a gremlin trying to sneak in my hardware store and drag her in a backroom before punishing her.

>> No.17790671

>>17790655
If Monster Girls come to our world, we need to keep Gremlins away from all our fancy technology.

They might be starry-eyed and awestruck, but it will only result in them creating all sorts of mischief when using it to create magitech things.

>> No.17790676

>>17790671
Then we'll just have to... correct them for their mischiefs.

>> No.17790682
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>>17790676
Gotta molest those big, fluffy ears they have.

>> No.17790705

>>17790682
These are ears?

>> No.17790710

>>17790325
>undead are the best in general.
Mans got a point

>> No.17790812

>Kikimora raised in a Vampire household
>Insists on Gothic architecture
>Draws a couple vials of blood from her master every week while he sleeps and drizzles it on her food like salad dressing
>Gets her master on a nocturnal schedule
>Her uniform is one that simultaneously looks like both a servant's and noblewoman's attire
>Very haughty yet still faithfully serving her master despite believing that she understands his needs and desires better than he does,
and is usually right

>> No.17790835

>>17790812
>Sneaking vials of blood
Anon, there's a glaring hole in your premise. No vampire would raise a daughter who so clearly wants to be a vampire, without turning her into a vampire.

>> No.17790887

>>17790812
That's just a vampire maid. She doesn't even have to be a kiki. Arguably better because of the greatness of having a usually haughty race serve as your lowly maid.

>> No.17790964
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>>17790705
What else would they be?

>> No.17790977

>>17790964
Radar dishes.

>> No.17790980
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17790980

It is a maids duty to serve her master to the best of her abilities.
But what kind of maid do you want to serve you?

>> No.17790995

>>17790980
Number 8.

>> No.17791000

>>17790980
I'll take a Hellhound in 12 please.

>> No.17791004

>>17790980
I need a Griffon in 5.

>> No.17791022

>>17791004
Her talons will rip it to pieces.

>> No.17791027

>>17790980
A spider in 8.

>> No.17791037

>>17790980
>The Number 1 outfit that energetic, Tomboy types want to wear
GIMMIE THAT 12!

>> No.17791078

>>17790980
>Only one style of outfit
Obviously the answer is to switch it up depending on desires effect. 4 When she wants to drive me to distraction. 1 For every day duties. 9 For comfy.

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>>17790980
1 or 5, or point-eared Kikimora.

>> No.17791183

>>17790964
I never actually wondered.

>> No.17791184

>>17790980
French maid looks best for spanking.

>> No.17791201

>>17791184
That's a stripper, not a maid.

>> No.17791203

>>17791184
French mid is the best for sheer seduction. When she's not really caring about doing her job properly and you're not really caring about ignoring her sinful body
>Sitting at your desk, doing desk shit, eyes frequently following waifu as she flits about the house in that slutty maid outfit, dusting high and low
>She finally makes her way over to you
>You're already rock solid
>She gasps, looking at your disorderly desk, there's paper everywhere and a coffee stain on the wood
>Even as she watches, you tip a stack of papers across the desk
>She gives a flirty "tut tut", before lifting her leg up high, demonstrating an extreme flexibility, completely revealing her panties to you
>Slowly swivels so her leg goes over your head and to the other side of the chair you're sitting on, effectively straddling and trapping you
>Legs straight, she bends over to start organizing your desk, butt wiggling in your face as she does so, and her breasts hanging so low they threaten to spill out of her top

>> No.17791204

Will KC add Daenas to the encyclopedia?

https://authenticgathazoroastrianism.org/2012/07/21/daenadaaena-and-the-individual-eschatological-journey-of-the-spirit/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daena

>The soul asks; “What maid art thou, who art the fairest maid I have ever seen?” Daena/Daæná answers; I am thy own vision, ýá sva daæna; victorious and free from any sorrow. I was lovely and thou madest me still lovelier; I was fair and thou madest me still fairer; I was desirable and thou madest me still more desirable; I was sitting in a forward place and thou madest me sit in the foremost place, through beautiful thought, through beautiful speech, through beautiful deed of Thine; and so henceforth men adore/worship me because of my unison with Ahúrá Ma(n)zdá and having the vision and counsel of the Gd of Genius and Light.

>> No.17791216

>>17791204
KC seems to be going through girls at random, so there's no telling when/if he'll do Zoroastrianism oriented girls.

>> No.17791223

>>17791201
Yeah but it's fucking hot.

>>17791203
That's not what a maid do!

>> No.17791240

>>17791223
>That's not what a maid do!
It is when she wants you to stand up suddenly, bend her over the table and fuck her into a drooling mess.

You gotta read the signs man, they're all there. When she's on the tips of her toes, feather dusting a window sill, she's not actually cleaning. She's begging for you to sneak up behind her, pull her tits out of her top and fuck her up against the glass window.

When she's on her belly with her butt in the air and her arm elbow deep under a low table as she flicks her duster about, she's not cleaning under the table, she's begging to be proneboned into the ground until she's a twitching mess.

>> No.17791245
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17791245

The ultimate bodytype for any monstergirl.

>> No.17791248

>>17791245
Top like that's begging for paizuri

>> No.17791261
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>>17791240
Proneboning is the best.

>> No.17791273

>>17791240
Maids are supposed to clean, not get fucked in the ass in every room or get banged over every piece of furniture!
They're maids, not toes!

>> No.17791285

>>17791203
A concealing maid is better than a revealing maid.

>> No.17791289

>>17791248
That's what the artist usually has her doing.

>> No.17791297
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17791297

I just want a Unicorn waifu to take care of me, is that so much to ask?

>> No.17791303

>>17790291
That pic is right, that Yeti is a thug

>> No.17791309
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17791309

>>17791245
Not thicc enough. Please reference this perfect specimen.

>> No.17791312

>>17791309
That's fat, not thick

>> No.17791317

>>17791309
One too many pound cakes every day.

>> No.17791332

>>17791309
Does she have a German accent?

>> No.17791352

>>17791332
Yeah it goes well with her larderhosen.

>> No.17791357

>>17791352
That gets me rock hard.

>> No.17791360

>>17791357
Does it make you wanna pork the porker?

>> No.17791363
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>>17790325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

>Zombie Dragons are the best
That's a funny way of saying Reds.

>> No.17791373

>>17791360
I'd give her my bratwurst.

>> No.17791381
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>> No.17791385

>>17791373
I can't carry on with the fat puns, I'm really fucking hungry now. Shame I'm too lazy to go to a butchery to buy a buncha sausages to cook up and eat with beer

>> No.17791388
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17791388

Due to the monster competition paladins are losing all their humans boys, and joining the dark side and becoming radicals. Help us stop this by marrying a paladin girl.

>> No.17791390

>>17791381
I don't get it.

>> No.17791409
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>>17790710
Undead are the best monster type, pear-shaped loli is the best body type.

>> No.17791424
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17791424

Why is this popsicle so smug?

>> No.17791432

>>17791390
Pretty sure it's a meme.

>> No.17791436

>>17791409
>pear-shaped loli is the best body type.
Sure, ten years later with a rocking pair of tits and long shapely legs.

>> No.17791476

>>17791424
It will be winter soon.

>> No.17791490

>>17791436
You got that timeframe wrong.
It's the best body type ten minutes later when she's laying on the bed stripped, you're kissing her bare flat chest and squeezing her ass and thighs, and her lewd body and cute reactions only increase your lust the more you indulge.

>> No.17791509

>>17791388
Nice ass.

>> No.17791510

>>17791490
>You got that timeframe wrong.
I couldn't have, because you state right there that ten minutes later her chest is still barren. No, the far better time is ten or so years later when her prepubescent body has had the time to blossom and develop.

When the budding breasts turn into hefty mounds you could sink your hands into, squish up against the sides of your shaft as you thrust to the cute gasps and moans as you molest her sensitive chest.

Without that crucial time of development she can't entrap you in her bountiful bosom, her legs would be too short to truly ensnare your hips as you thrust against hers. I mean we all know tall women with long legs and thick thighs give the best leglocks.

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>>17790650
>>17790655
>>17790682
>>17790964
One of these days you villainous Gremlins will get Tron Bonned.

>> No.17791517

>>17791514
Post the pic where her fringe is tied back and her angry eyes turn to pretty eyes.

>> No.17791546
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>>17791388
Or give them new swords that have suspicious red runes on them.

>> No.17791551

>>17791332
Oh jah she does!

>> No.17791554

>>17791546
What do you think that red stuff tastes like? Syrup and red jelly?

>> No.17791565

>>17791546
>Harblador never finished rough paizuri
>Still no Living Armor stories
W H Y

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>> No.17791574
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Uncensored versions here:

https://i.imgur.com/tAg7jTP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ElB6cKK.jpg

>> No.17791576

>>17791554
I think it tases similar to Dark Slime jelly. Incredibly sweet but will turn you into an Incubus if eaten too much.

>> No.17791577

>>17791568
I want that Ochi and a pudgy kiki as my 'servants'.
Best of both worlds.

>> No.17791584

>>17791568
>>17791574
Too ripped. Needs more softness, It's all about balance.

>> No.17791587

>>17791584
Nah, that's pretty good right there.
Holsts are for soft, Ochis are for being big, strong servants.

>> No.17791593

>>17791568
>>17791574
Eww. I'd rather die and go look for a cute firl in hell than to date that.

>> No.17791596

>>17791510
But the prepubescent body with some curves in the right places is superior, the most feminine form of them all. Small and cute is better than tall.

And who cares about leglocking, the correct positions are from behind.

>> No.17791598

Again, she is no Jinko or Minotaur. There is no way an Ochi can get that buff. She makes the Jinko look like a kitten. While I think is possible for MGs to ger muscular I dont think its possible for non muscular races to surpass muscular ones.

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17791602

Hug the cook

>> No.17791604

>>17791598
Anything is possible with love, mammo bammo, and muscle building cheat codes.

>> No.17791605

>>17791587
Those abs and hips and even thighs would be way more appealing it there was a layer of softness over them. Not enough to hide the muscle, only enough to pad them somewhat.

>> No.17791607

>>17791593
You shouldnt had said that to her face. Enjoy the Mamono Silver foreplay that will make being cut by Kamaitachis look tame.

>> No.17791611

>>17791596
>And who cares about leglocking
People who aren't plebs.

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>>17791568
>>17791574
Not even an Ochimusha can beat The William.

>> No.17791618

>>17791593
Im glad that when portal opens most people will think like you and I will be able to monopolize an arny of muscle waifuguards.

>> No.17791623

>>17791614
What a mess that game was.

>> No.17791627

>>17791607
Well, maybe she would try to sit on my face or force me to lick her abs. That would work too because I would die of disgust.

>>17791618
I'd be pleased if you did that. No one deserves to be attacked by a cunt boy.

>> No.17791628

>>17791623
It was a great westaboo wankfest because in reality William only had a very rudimentary understanding of Nihongo and was basically telling the Nips to go fuck themselves in traditional Briton fashion.

>> No.17791636

>>17791574
People can say what they like but damn I'd love an Ochi like that.

>> No.17791637

>>17791604
Building muscle? Yes. Non muscular races building more muscle than naturally muscular races? Im not sure.

>> No.17791639

>>17791628
Is that Westaboo or historically accurate where the British tell you to fuck off?

>> No.17791651

>>17791637
Ochis regenerate when dicked.
The process of building muscle is by tearing them through heavy work.

By lifting, Getting the D, Lifting, and Getting the D, Ochis can game the system to build muscle mass far quicker than other girls.

>> No.17791652

>>17791628
I know. I read the fucking book it was based on.
He desperately tries to figure out what's going on while not-Nobunaga wants to use him like a puppet and all the others want him dead, and the Portugueses are also trying to stab him in the back.

>> No.17791659

>>17791639
Usually they preface it with at least one utterance of cunt.

>> No.17791661

>>17791637
They can too. Hell even humans can get that buff and more especially with magic taking the place of drugs.

>> No.17791676

>>17791651
But thats cheating! Are Ochis banned from fitness and bodybuilding competitions?

>> No.17791679

>>17791676
Yeah, but only because one of them raped one of the examinators in the middle of a competition.

>> No.17791680

>>17791676
Nope, its a natural biological function.
They can enter like any other girl.

Just gotta watch out for the ones that get stuck in a 'muscle/fuck' look where they spend every day lifting, fucking their master, and then lifting again to achieve ever higher peaks of musculature.

They some are bigger than onis and so strong that their sword blows could cut through stone or steel without even an ounce of effort.

>> No.17791685 [DELETED] 

>>17791680
>their sword blows could cut through stone or steel without even an ounce of effort.
That's because of superior nippon folded steel tho, not superior zipangu folded pussy

>> No.17791687 [DELETED] 

>>17791685
>racism outside of /b/

>> No.17791688

>>17791680
That's not how swords works.

>> No.17791689 [DELETED] 

>>17791687
>Racism
What the fuck are you smoking?

>> No.17791694 [DELETED] 

>>17791685
No, the superior steel lets it not shatter, the strength moves it through.

>>17791688
It is when you have a shit-ton of muscle behind it.

>> No.17791698

>>17791574
Why is she drawing blood from the guy? I thought MGs never ever hurt their husbands.

>> No.17791701 [DELETED] 

>>17791694
It doesn't cut, it just smashes everything if it doesn't break.

>> No.17791703

>>17791698
To clone him if he dies. Never played Axiom Verge?

>> No.17791704

>>17791698
Demonic silver doesn't cut flesh, makes you bleed SE

>> No.17791707 [DELETED] 

>>17791701
And what is cutting but a very precise form of smashing?

>> No.17791710 [DELETED] 

>>17791707
Anon please.

>> No.17791711

>>17791614
I want to get bitten by that Hinoenma

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>>17791685
>Superior Nippon folded steel
>The tired and tried folded one gorillion times meme
Katana are only folded from eight to sixteen times, maximum. While in this time frame during the folding and heat treatment process it'll get about five thousand layers. Anything more than, say, twenty, and the iron sand steel becomes too brittle to use. While they are a work of art, with an equal amount of worksmanship put into it against a European broadsword or even a German Kriegmesser the katana would not cut through it, despite what your retarded anime about blacksmiths tell you. Katana have always been more about cutting with speed and precision through leather and cloth, and were barely usable as stabbing weapons. Whereas on another hand, a broad sword lacked the ease of cutting (Since it was more like you're hacking into somebody using brute strength and counter-balances in the hilt), you could stab through armor or into the vulnerable joints to kill a faggot.

Face it, outside of the craftsmanship and work of arts that katana are essentially in metallurgy and blacksmithing, they're a horribly overrated weapon that can't even end a bloke rightly.

>> No.17791718 [DELETED] 

>>17791714
>expecting a racist to show basic intelligence

>> No.17791725 [DELETED] 

>>17791714
>can't even end a bloke rightly
Depends, if the blade breaks you can always throw the grip at them.

>> No.17791728

>>17791637
>Ochimusha not a naturally muscular race

Lets see:
>She has abs though less toned than the Jinko who is in turn less toned than the Minotaur's
>"Perhaps due to their nature and the monster's instinct, each time they have sex, it's as if the woman part of them gets tempered. While retaining the looks of their beautiful and well-toned warrior body"
>She has a slender stature, but her body has slightly visible toned abs befitting a warrior.

You are wrong, the Ochimushas are a muscle MGs. In fact unlike the Minotaur and Jinko the profile outright states that a characteristic of their race is to be toned. As such there is no problem wit Ochimushas building more muscle than Jinkos and Minotaurs.

>> No.17791729

>>17791309
Soft maid is cute maid.
Deserves sweets and ear scritches for all her hard work.

>> No.17791732

>>17791704
It looks like blood to me.

>> No.17791734 [DELETED] 

>>17791714
>>17791718
The both of you should take a deep breath, step away from the computer and flagellate yourselves with some barbed wire for being dumb cunts.

Come back when you can recognize a joke.

>> No.17791735 [DELETED] 

>>17791734
>"I... I WAS ONLY PRETENDING FOR KEK"
Yeah, right.

>> No.17791740 [DELETED] 

>>17791735
The words "superior nippon folded steel" didn't tip you off? This is your last (you)

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>>17791734
>>17791734
>Flagellate

>> No.17791771 [DELETED] 

>>17791735
To be honest you sound like a triggered SJW, unless you were joking.

>> No.17791776 [DELETED] 

>>17791771
Didn't you say you were fucking off?

>> No.17791779 [DELETED] 

>>17791771
I hope he was, and I just made a giant fool of myself. Stop really paying attention to the thread for a few weeks and there's some tumblr babby getting triggered at "racism".

>> No.17791783
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I want to go on adventures with a lilim!

preferably without broken stats,abilities or uber equipment from the get go

>> No.17791785 [DELETED] 

>>17791771
I was more annoyed by the folded steel meme than folded, sumptuous pussy.

>> No.17791790 [DELETED] 

>>17791779
Fuck off, racist.
>"i...it's not racism if i didn't mean to"
That's not how it works, so fuck off back to your containement board.

>> No.17791794

This is who you fags let in? Some bitch who can't handle a folded steel meme? And you say this place isn't turning to shit.

>> No.17791795 [DELETED] 

>>17791771
>Samefagging on an anonymous board
I don't understand why peopple keep doing this shit.

>> No.17791798 [DELETED] 

>>17791741
God damn Flagellant is good.
Is final quote is so damn good too.

>> No.17791799

>>17791783
I want to adventure with a jinko barbarian who has overly large breasts that show even when she tries to bind them.

>> No.17791802 [DELETED] 

>>17791795
Because they can't admit they're stupid. It's sad.

>> No.17791806 [DELETED] 

>>17791771
Sorry when I said >>17791795 I meant to quote >>17791776

>> No.17791807 [DELETED] 

>>17791806
Nice try.

>> No.17791813

>>17791574
Forget about the muscles for a second as it has already been discussed if Ochis can get that buff.

Is it really realistic of possible at all for an Ochimusha to threaten and force herself on her Aruji-Dono like that?

>> No.17791820

>>17791813
>Is it really realistic
Dude. We're talking about magical monstergirls that would get crushed under their own weight.

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If you're taking my nippon steel memes, oh lefty overlord am I still allowed to post this one?

>> No.17791828 [DELETED] 

>>17791823
>The Takakazu face
Every fucking time

>> No.17791830

>>17791820
I mean realistic for the MGE and Ochimusha race, given how submssive they are. I would love it for an Ochi to force herself on me like that, though.

>> No.17791831

>>17791813
If her master was a bad master, yes. Everyone knows servants are capable of taking the wheel when their master starts making bad life choices.

Making her buff is definitely one of those.

>> No.17791832 [DELETED] 

>>17791823
Americans are not a minority, so yes.

>> No.17791833

>>17791611
Leglocking is lame. If you want a show of passion in a face-to-face position, a loli Wight dragging her ghost claws across your back sounds a lot better.

>> No.17791839

>>17791833
>Not doing that while leg-locking

>> No.17791841

>>17791833
You can have leglocking and scratching at the same time. You can also add some bites in.

>> No.17791842

>>17791831
Why is that be a bad choice? Ochis are already buff anyway, not that buff, but certaintly buff.

>> No.17791843

>>17791839
Can you spank a monster girl while she's leglocking you?

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>>17791823
No idea but I know I'm still allowed to post this one.

>> No.17791852

>>17791843
Depends on the position.

>> No.17791854

>>17791842
Having an athletic or lean body is completely fine and hot, but making her look disgusting like that is bad, even more so if she starts becoming dominant.

>> No.17791856

>>17791852
Cowgirl?

>> No.17791857 [DELETED] 

>>17791832
>Nips
>Minority
>In nip media
Look I get the appeal, anon. Here I am, giving you the (you)s you crave, even though I said I wouldn't. But you have to try harder, you can only get by on poe's law without any effort for so long. See what you should have done was said no.

>> No.17791860

>>17791854
Say what you will, I think that Ochi is hot as fuck.

>> No.17791863 [DELETED] 

>>17791857
Fuck off back to your containement board.

>> No.17791865

>>17791860
That's because you are a little fucked up on the inside.

>> No.17791875

>>17791856
Most likely.

>> No.17791878 [DELETED] 

>>17791863
Look I'm trying to help you man. At the moment you're nothing more than an insult. You've got to really sell it. See your mistake here was playing the same card you've already played. You can't just repeat yourself because that makes it obvious you don't really care.

Doubly so, in fact, because there's nothing /pol/ about a nippon steel meme. It's perfectly innocuous and trying so hard just makes it obvious you're clutching at straws.

>> No.17791882
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Meaty vampires!

>> No.17791881 [DELETED] 

>>17791878
Fuck off.

>> No.17791887

>>17791568
>>17791574
Imagine being kabedonned against a wall by her, then lifted to her level by her strong arms and getting kissed by her while she is lifthing you.

>> No.17791894

>>17791882
Best body right there with everything being nice and tidy.

>> No.17791896

>>17791887
>kabedonned
Whut?

>> No.17791899

>>17791882
>That
>Meaty

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>>17791881
The most important thing for you to learn when it comes to trolling is time and place. Picking on a folded zipangu pussy joke in a monstergirl thread is neither the time nor the place. Better luck next time bucko. How about we talk about kikis in stead?

>> No.17791907
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17791907

Tallflat>Meaty

>> No.17791909 [DELETED] 

>>17791906
Fuck off back to your containement board first.

>> No.17791911

>>17791907
True, I want to molest a tallflat spider.

>> No.17791912 [DELETED] 

>>17791909
Shouldn't you go back to leftypol?

>> No.17791913

>>17791909
>Trying to steer this back to monstergirls and all this nigger wants to do is talk about /pol/
You have a place for this. It's not here.

>> No.17791915
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>> No.17791917 [DELETED] 

>>17791912
>>17791913
>samefagging this hard
Sad!

>> No.17791922

>>17791915
That is one strong tail

Also mofumofu

>> No.17791923

>>17791907
Tallflat is nice but shortstack is another nice combo.

I can't help but see shortstacks as Genki while tallflats are more mature.

>> No.17791927

>>17791923
Why not genki tallflats?

>> No.17791931
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Mothgirls? Buttergirls?

>> No.17791932

>>17791922
I wonder if the armor can prevent her from becoming a mere female rodent.

>> No.17791938

>>17791927
Because nothing would bounce when they bounce.

>>17791931
Mothman a cute.

>> No.17791943

>>17791915
lolwut

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>>17791938
A little cute.

A cute manipulative bitch.

>> No.17791948

>>17791932
Mereing the knight-captain of the Knights Arbor would be quite a challenge.

>> No.17791971

>>17791946
Cutest little cocksleeve.

>> No.17791976

>>17791946
Remember that the best way to punish a naughty fairy is by turning her into your own little cum balloon.

>> No.17791977

>>17791976
I prefer spanking them.

>> No.17791979

>>17791976
Then plugging her up and setting her on the side table to think about what she’s done.

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I want to punish an extra fertile dragon

>> No.17791986

>>17791977
But you can do that with any girl.

>>17791979
That's the idea.
Can't do mischief if she's literally grounded like that.

>> No.17791990

>>17791986
True.

>> No.17791992

>>17791984
Punish her like the orcs did.
Tie her up and keep her constantly pumping out your kids.

>> No.17791994

>>17791984
Punish her for what? What did she do? Did she go on trial for this crime? How will she be punished?

>> No.17792000

>>17791984
I want to hug and nuzzle my dragon before engaging into lewd acts with a lot of "I love you"s.

>> No.17792007

>>17791992
What if i tenderly breed her with mutual consent?

>> No.17792013

>>17792007
Then you aren't punishing her.

>> No.17792018

>>17792007
Then you are just a good old dragon husband.

>> No.17792029

whats some good monstergirl media outside of mge,
finally read through all the profiles but im left with wanting more.

>> No.17792036

>>17792029
The wiki.
Some mangas (Monster Musume, 12 Beasts).

>> No.17792046

>>17792029
If you’re not autistic/don’t mind a more casual modern portrayal of Monstergirls, EMG/Monster Musume is quite enjoyable up until more recently where it’s starting to get stale.

>> No.17792051

>>17791915
>She knows about my plate armor hobby
>She knows I love fluffy tail
I have no choice but to become the squire of this squirrel. I will now spend my days at her side and my nights sleeping in her tail.

>> No.17792058

>>17792051
Being a traveling knight or adventurer and sleeping wrapped up in a Ratatoskr’s tail every night while camping sounds absolutely fantastic.

>> No.17792066

>>17792058
I'd love to end up in a tavern with a soft, kind Rata running things.

>> No.17792067

>>17792029
Depending on your tastes, doujins by hroz, mizone and kanemaki thomas are worth a shot. Not everything by them will be to your taste, mizone especially varies in what sort of content he does a lot but it's worth checking each one out and figuring out what you like.
For games there's Monster Girl Quest which wasn't to my tastes personally, Eroico which is a fun little game and depending on your definition of monster girl media, stuff like Disgaea probably counts.
Then for anime and manga you're left with Monster Musume, Maid Dragon, T-REX na Kanojo and even Isekai Shokudou may be worth a look, it's not monster girl focused but has a lot of non-humans appear.

I'd love to be able to say "read the pastebin" but it hasn't been recommended in a long time. Might be nice to compile a list of media with cute monster girls sometime.

>> No.17792070

>>17792058
My party:
Me, a duelist
Ratatoskr, a traditional rogue
Dullahan, a death knight
Lava Golem, a (very specialized) elementalist
And Griffon, a Shaman

>> No.17792072

>>17792067
>T-REX na Kanojo
Oh, someone else read this?

>> No.17792074

>>17792072
I loved it, Churio's basically a Wurm with legs.

>> No.17792076

>>17792058
>Ywn become the faithful squire of a squirrel
>Ywn follow her throughout the land, seeking to stop the evils of this age
>Ywn wash her armor and brush her tail in time for the battle between the approaching armies
>Ywn aid her in the search for the healing elixir after she is attacked in the night by invisible wizards
>Ywn assist her in putting an end to the windmill conspiracy

>> No.17792079

>>17792067
>Isekai Shokudou
Can't find that one.
But Isekai Onsen looks fucking weird enough.

>>17792074
Neat, I'll read it.

>> No.17792088

>>17792076
>windmill conspiracy
La Squirrel de La Mancha?

>> No.17792092

>>17792079
>Can't find that one.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/34012/Isekai_Shokudou
Demons, dragons and elves discovering modern food is a joy. Some find it boring since it does repeat the same formula a lot but if you like the formula it's hard to go wrong with.

>> No.17792100

>>17792092
Reminds me of that story of a fat elf trying a diet.

>> No.17792101

Nothing sounds more fun than getting knocked off a ship at sea during a winter voyage only to wash ashore a small island inhabited by a lone Jinko. Being taught how to survive such conditions and possibly wifing and escaping the island with her would be nice.
>Ywn have a big Jinko holding on to youe entire body like a saftey device while you paddle a makeshift raft towards a merchant ship that took notice to your signal fire.
>She crys the entire ride there.

>> No.17792114

>>17792101
I have a hard-on for survival games.

>> No.17792115

>>17792101
Now I'm thinking of Life of Pi but with a headstrong Jinko

>> No.17792135

>>17791783
The only thing thats gonna be broken is your mind , bitchboi.

>> No.17792225

>>17792135
Don't type like a fag.

>> No.17792227

>ywn go lunch every day in the wonderland burger restaurant with your big eater lilim wife

which MG is the most likely to win a eating contest?

>> No.17792230

>>17791783
>manface

>> No.17792235 [SPOILER] 
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Automaton Cosplay where they manufacture their own outfits.

>> No.17792242
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>>17791931
>Buttergirls?
That's a little different actually

>> No.17792246

>>17792230
I don't see it

>> No.17792247

>>17791783
I know Beast is happy about the succubus notes booklet.

>> No.17792260

>>17792227
Maybe ghoul or beelzebub.

>> No.17792278 [DELETED] 

>>17792230
What are you on about? That's a feminine face.bell open

>> No.17792281

>>17792242
Not sure I like.

>> No.17792286

>>17792230
Looks fine to me.

>> No.17792289

>>17792230
>I'm making shit up!

>> No.17792290

>>17792242
I do a lot of cooking- can i use a buttergirl waifu to grease pans, or add to recipes? it would certainly decrease my costs.

>> No.17792300

>>17792227
Sandworm

>> No.17792302

>>17792230
>that face
>manface
Dude wot, not in the slightest. You should have seen that shit muscle wolf or something. Now that is one of the most masculine faces I have ever seen

>> No.17792323

>>17792302
Calm down, bell open.

>> No.17792349

>>17792290
That might not be a great idea. In the original myth the butter girl died because she had to cook something and melted from the heat.

>> No.17792358

How would the mist continent and Zipangu fight over tourists? I bet their posters and commercials would constantly try to out do one another.

>> No.17792362

Friendly reminder to not let your daughterus wander too close to the tentacle forest! The ones on the outskirts may be friendly and fun to play with, but the ones further in are very different!

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>hfw too tired to mere

>> No.17792403

>>17792323
I'll open your bell, if you know what I mean

>> No.17792409

>>17792403
Hands away from my ass.

>> No.17792429
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Free to good home.

>> No.17792434

>>17792362
Don't worry anon, my daughteru knows how to deal with plants very well and she knows to stay far away from the dangerous ones. She even has a friend alraune.

>> No.17792438

>>17792429
Don't do it boy it's a trick!

>> No.17792440

>>17792429
Lucky for her such a nice boy found her

>> No.17792443

>>17792429
Now if that were a vamp we'd be talking.

>> No.17792450

>>17792443
Does rain count as running water?
If so, she could very well be immobilized.

>> No.17792451

>>17792443
But vamps are not shitty enough to be homeless

>> No.17792455

>>17792451
Well that's what makes it such potent healing fuel anon.

>> No.17792460

>>17792450
The whole running water thing is a myth. Vamps are classy ladies, and running water is nice and soothing. They just spread that to see more water features

>> No.17792461

>>17792235
Fucking unf, I didn't even know I wanted this until now.

>> No.17792464

>>17792362
I live near an enchanted piss forest

>> No.17792465

>>17792464
Dare you enter that magical realm?

>> No.17792470

>>17792451
Maybe she's homeless because some vamp hunters torched her place

>> No.17792475
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MGC Bar home of happiness and depression.

>> No.17792479

>>17792475
I mean, I could go to one, but I don't drink alcohol so...

>> No.17792488

>>17792479
Well there's a grill and non-alcoholic beverages there too.

>> No.17792494
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I want a military-class android to be my maid!

>> No.17792496

>>17792443
>tfw you make your future vampire mistress indebted to you

>> No.17792511

I'll tell you a story.
I was walking down the vegetable aisle when a Zombie walked up to me. She told me that she used to be a refined, classy lady, but she heard through the gravevine that I was into dumber girls, so she went to a Lich and had her turned back into a zombie. She seemed really happy to talk to me, and she told me that she loved me.
Basically, what I'm saying is that she was dewighted to meet me.

>> No.17792516

>>17792511
Charon-chan go home

>> No.17792518

>>17792511
That was bad and you should feel bad

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>>17792494
Combat maids are great!


Stern combat maids!

>> No.17792521

>>17792511
You've been hanging out with Charon, haven't you

>> No.17792523

>>17792388
Why do I love her tiny hands?

>> No.17792528

>>17792494
But the maid duties are not in her protocol

>> No.17792529

>>17792494
Would you want to get a military grade Automaton and then start modifying her to be more soft and lewd without changing her personality?

>>17792496
>One day she regains her fortune, her estate and her status
>Anon's afraid she'll leave him.
>Instead he wakes up the next day tied to a luxurious bed with an amorous looking vampire.
>He doesn't get sex until he begs for it. Until then she'll tease him all over his body with kisses.

>> No.17792543

>>17792520
>"Master, this unit is not designed for the actions you are performing. Please refrain from performing them."
>"...Very well. I will allow you at least this "Sumata" you speak of. Make it fast."

>>17792528
Maybe she'll get so flustered by your advances that She'll go out and buy protocols off of a Gremlin to serve you better.
Would you want her to get the Lewd, Dominatrix, Submissive or Baby Crazy maid package?

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>>17792528
>Would you want to get a military grade Automaton and then start modifying her to be more soft and lewd without changing her personality?
No! I want her to be as tough and fit as the day she was assembled! How else is she going to protect her new VIP?

>> No.17792553

>>17792548
Then how would she react to you sitting down, whipping out your dick and telling her to suck?

>> No.17792555

>>17792543
>Baby Crazy maid
I am confused, concerned and aroused at what this could be.

>> No.17792563

>>17792543
Mmh, yes. Lewd definitely. Baby Crazy maybe.

>> No.17792567

>>17792543
>>17792563
But they can't have babies

>> No.17792577

>>17792555
>>17792563
>>17792567
Miniature semen powered fabrication unit to make more Automatons.

>> No.17792578

>>17792529
>>Instead he wakes up the next day tied to a luxurious bed with an amorous looking vampire.

Heaven

>> No.17792583

>>17792553
Confusion, and then pleasure and then addiction without her ever knowing why!

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>>17792567
O ye of little faith.

>> No.17792593

>>17792577
>Big, heavily armored and armed assault unit with massive synth muscles.
>Baby Making Maid Protocols give her home skills along with an increased urge to make daughteru units
>Her eyes show little hearts as she states that "Master, this unit wishes to commence daughteru unit creation."

>> No.17792599

>>17792583
>Anon's new Automaton bodyguard becomes addicted to sucking his dick.
>Every chance she gets, she gets on her knees and blows him.
>The danger of getting caught excites her, and the sensation of anon's dick violating her throat gets her off.
>Anon's just happy that his tall, muscular war-machine automaton doesn't mind being his cum-dump.
>He just wishes she knew when to stop sucking.

>> No.17792603

>>17792429
I wanna take this lilim into my home,provide warm meals and tenderly heal her via headpats!

>> No.17792604

>>17792599
It was all fun and games till the automaton got an elastic 'Abdomen Based Fuel Holding Tank' for such occasions.

>> No.17792607

>>17792523
Can you say the hands are tiny when the whole girl is tiny? And you're probably imagining her timidly holding your cock with both hands. Petite, submissive girls are the best.

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>>17792603
>lilim
It's a Succubus. You can easily tell by the thin tail and horn pattern.

>> No.17792615

>she catches you mastrubating one time when you thought she would be gone for a while.

>> No.17792617

>>17792607
>h-hey anon why it is getting bigger and harder?

>> No.17792618

>>17792615
Meant to reply to >>17792593

>> No.17792627

>>17792618
>"Potential Daughteru creation unit material going to waste."
>Her eyes glow and she drops the bags she was holding before stepping forward.
>"Taking corrective actions to prevent any future material from going to waste."

>> No.17792652

>>17792494
That isn't even an android, it's a cyborg. They're different.

>> No.17792668

>>17792627
>future material from going to waste
And she's gone more crazy. Good.

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>>17792066
Ratavernskr serving big beer steins to weary adventurers

>> No.17792739

guys,GUYS

MILKY SKINNED SUCCUBUS

>> No.17792752

>>17792703
Yep.
Her daughterus and/or cousins would be working there with her.

Can you imagine all those little ratas walking around in skimpy uniforms and serving piping hot food and beers while also trying to weasel some secrets out of you in exchange for some info of their own?

>> No.17792762

>>17792668
Her only option is to milk you of all seed until no-more can be wasted and her storage units are at maximum capacity.

And the sub units.

And a few spare spaces she has empty.

>> No.17792812

>>17792752
>little Rata comes running up with a beer mug bigger than her head
>bits of beer spill over the side as she runs
>"Mofu Stout for mister Ragnar!"
>gruff, well-bearded, armored man turns to her
>he smiles, pats her on the head, and takes the beer
>little Rata runs back for another beer

>> No.17792820

>>17792812
So cute.
Truly the cutest little tavern in the north.

>> No.17792823

>>17792627
>>"Taking corrective actions to prevent any future material from going to waste."

[fear boner intensifies]

>> No.17792824

>>17792762
But anon what if her storage unit starts making sounds due to overcapicity milking?

>> No.17792828

>>17792824
Her frame can take it.
She's built for combat.

You can fill her with as much as you want.

>> No.17792832

>>17792828
Breeding isnt combat!

>> No.17792833

>>17792429
reminds me of that super old sailor moon douj where the guy finds the beaten train monster in the rain

>so cute

>> No.17792841

>>17792823
Just lay back and let it happen.
Otherwise she may need to take restraining measures.

>>17792832
Of course it is.
And she can take internal pressures exceeding anything you could give her without bursting.
There may be some minor warping and creaking but you can ignore that.

>> No.17792842
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Moonlight Titania story is done. Anon helps a blind butterfly. Hope y'all enjoy it. I would've tried writing her talking like a dark souls character but it seemed pretty hard. Feedback is appreciated.
https://pastebin.com/gANRL50H
>tfw no moonlight titania recolor.

>> No.17792853

>>17792841
OH YEAH? MY LILIM OC CAN TAKE LITER AFTER LITER WITHOUT ILL EFFECTS!

HELL,SHE CAN GO AT IT FOR DAYS SOMETIMES!

>> No.17792854

>>17792842
I haven't finished reading it yet, but it suffers from the same thing all your writing does:
Massive blocks of text. It's not easy on the eyes and you really should shorten those paragraphs.

>> No.17792857

>>17792853
That's nice.
You know who can also do that?
Fairies

>> No.17792873

>>17792857
I can imagine a dragon cheating by using her real form to take as much as possible

>> No.17792882

>>17792873
Maybe, that requires her husband to do her in that form.

Or that she just turns into it when going out so folks don't see what she actually looks like.

Honestly, I just want an open pervert monster girl to fully display her degeneracy.

>> No.17792888

>>17792854
I really need to learn to count periods and hit enter a couple times. Ill try and keep it to five to six sentences a paragraph.

>> No.17792922

>>17792842
I'm going to read this while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-bGE6ZFAk
Feels good to have a thread idea come to life

>> No.17792931

>>17792882
Imagine making your wife go out without anything to cover her privates, with a bit of a bulge going on and cum drippinf with every step she takes.

>> No.17792933

>that new sharkgirl on sadpanda

>> No.17792938

>>17792931
Would be nice.
I'd need a smoke hobo or cheshire wife for all the perversions I have planned, although an orc could work too.

>> No.17792939

>>17792933
Shark girls should have a monopoly on love bites.

>> No.17792950

>>17792939
Gator Girls beg to differ.

>> No.17792953

>>17792938
Raping the smoke hobo in the morning must be nice. I'd fuck her so hard and fill her up so much, she wouldn't be able to do parties at night.

>> No.17792959

>>17792950
Gator Girls are too lazy and fat to bite anyone.
All they do is relax in the water or under the sun.

>> No.17792962

>>17792953
Oh no, I can understand why you'd do that but I'd rather do that but keep her going so she can show off my work at a party.

Folks will be joking that all that partying is going to her gut, even though we all know what's really in there. >>17792953

>> No.17792963

>>17792953
Anon no! she will like it!

>> No.17792970

>>17792959
You say that but they're surprisingly good at ambush hunting.

Not to mention that one can snag you and drag you into the water with a fierce grin, some claws locked around you, and a bit of a bite to your shoulder.

>> No.17792976

Monster girls with kansai accents.

>> No.17792991

>>17792976
Please, those accents are so unrefined.

You wouldn't want a ryu with something like that now would you?

>> No.17792993

>>17792617
Remember to give mere small animals like loli anubi and loli foxes a good, close look at the D before it goes in their rears.

>> No.17792995

>>17792976
i dont know japanese well enough to distinguish accents

>> No.17793002

>>17792995
I think its the Japanese equivalent of the southern accent.

>> No.17793003

>>17792953
>Morning time
>Nurarihyon wife is drinking tea
>Ask her for sex
>She tells you to wait until night time
>Rape her here and then
>Leave her defeated laying down in a puddle of sex juices
Smoke hobos should learn their place.

>> No.17793006

>>17793003
I can dig that.
Leave her carrying that mark all day to show that her husband had his way with her that day.

>> No.17793011

>>17792991
Obviously a Ryu wouldn't have it. A tanuki on the other hand.

>> No.17793017

>>17792962
She would still be free to go, but I doubt she'd be able too. Dancing is definitely a no since she would barely be able to walk.

>>17793003
Would first cum in her tea, then comes the rape. But yeah, she would become a white smoke hobe instead of the average black smoke one.

>> No.17793024

>>17793017
Come on, you gotta get her to dance!
A girl like her can't let a belly full of seed keep her down like that.

What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.17793029
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>>17792488
That doesn't stop Unicorns from going and they're definitely purer than you and everyone else here.

>> No.17793042

>>17792567
You can literally grow sheep inside a plastic bag with some nutritional fluid pumped in.

/pol/ really hates roasties btw.

>> No.17793045

>>17792995
Kansai has more emphasis on vowels, with a larger pitch range that makes the dialect sound more emotional than the standard Tokyo dialect. It's also usually faster.
Think New York City fused with Texas.

>> No.17793052

>>17793029
Nothing is purer than going to a romantic movie with a Unicorn and seeing her extremely flustered and hiding her face during the kiss scene.

>> No.17793058

>>17793024
My cum would spill everwhere and she would probably get extremelly horny while it's happening. The way her folowers are they might lick up my cum from the floor or lick her up while it's still dripping, some might even masturbate with it.

>> No.17793060
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>>17791568
>>17791574
Too masculine. Not enough soft bits.

>> No.17793065

>>17793058
There's always that but you could always plug her up with a toy set to its highest settings before she goes out.

Maybe something large enough to leave indent.

>> No.17793069

>>17793042
But roast potatoes are delicious.

>> No.17793077

>>17793069
You know what MG you'd be perfect with anon?

A Unicorn.

>> No.17793082
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17793082

You have been touched by the fluffy tail of sleep. You will have the most pleasant and fluffiest sleep, but only if you post mofu.

>> No.17793087

>>17793077
Well I'd love a pure and wholesome waifu. As long as she's got big tits.

>> No.17793088

>>17793065
If I added a toy she definitely wouldn't be able to go out. Her body would still be too sensitive to do it and she'd be too sore later. Just stepping out of the house would make her cum and her legs would give in.
The only thing she would be capable of is cuddling and hoping that she gets pregant.

>> No.17793095
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>> No.17793103

>>17793088
But thats not lewd, thats not lewd at all!
Besides, she needs to go out and have some fun with her friends.

>> No.17793105
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17793105

I'll marry you when you're grown up, okay?

>> No.17793110

>>17793105
Stop RPing.

>> No.17793111

>>17792922
I hope I didnt butcher her image too much. Imagine her humming that to you while you fall asleep in her pillowy thighs.

>> No.17793117

>>17793105
A cute.
I'd tell her to make sure she drinks all her milk growing so that I can see what sort of woman she grows up into.

>> No.17793127

>>17793110
That's more of a caption than an RP

>> No.17793129

>>17793105
No, she gets tied up and raped today.

>> No.17793134

>>17793105
>when you're grown up
>initiate yan.exe

>> No.17793140

>>17793129
Anon please.
You can't leave a little white snake like that walking around with a big old egg bump.

>> No.17793141

>>17793103
It is lewd though, just imagine all the sweet nothings I'd be whispering to her while rubbing her her belly from behind.
Also, she can have fun with her friends and I can have fun with mine, but we all need some time with our loved ones. Me filling her up and ruining her posture like that is just my way to show it. She can boast about it later too.

>> No.17793143

>>17793082
Mofu is great for sleep, but it's not the greatest.
Wool > scales > mofu.

>>17793129
You can take a nap with her and maybe play doctor, but nothing more.
Wait for her to grow into a big voluptuous snake before delving into reproduction.

>> No.17793148

>>17793141
Why boast when she can go out and show her friends what she's got?

Personal time with you is when she 'trains', or engages in cuddlesex.

>> No.17793151

>>17793105
>grown up in monster standards
She'll be seeing you in 1-3 years, enjoy your loli snake wife.

>> No.17793159

>>17793140
>You can't leave a little white snake like that walking around with a big old egg bump.
I can and I will.

>>17793143
>Wait for her to grow into a big voluptuous snake before delving into reproduction.
You can't tell me what to do! It's rape time for little snek!

>> No.17793168

>>17793159
But it'll make it that much more difficult to do her duties about the shrine when she's got a snake of her own in her!.

Not to mention she'll start leaking up top and will need to rest more often while that little bulge in her kimono grows by the month.

>> No.17793177

>>17793168
That's fine, I'm sure the shrine allows time off for pregnancy. They might even celebrate it!

>> No.17793189

>>17793177
Maybe but whats she even going to do in her free time besides schooling?

She's probably going to be snacking a bunch too to keep the baby fed

>> No.17793198

>>17793189
No worries, she'll still be getting lots of rape to help keep the excess pounds away!

>> No.17793199

>>17793148
She wouldn't be able to go out unless she's using a wheelchair and cuddlesex happens when one of us wants it to happen.

>> No.17793203

>>17793151
Monster girl sexuality probably goes something like
0 to 6 years old: Not ready for sex, but not harmed by it either
7 to 10: Ready for sex, no strong desires yet
11+: Ready for sex and strong desire

Of course that varies with each species.

>> No.17793210

>>17793199
There would probably be a certain amount of pride she could feel about being in such a state, although you could embarrass her by giving her middle a shake so it sloshes.

>> No.17793212

>>17793203
>jubjub
>2 weeks before birth
>rape

>> No.17793215

>>17793198
Well that'll be good.
Can't have your pregnant loli snake be getting pudgy now can you?

>> No.17793216

>>17793215
Not TOO pudgy, no.

>> No.17793217

I wish I was childhood best friends with a chuunibyou Dhampir

>> No.17793223

>>17793216
So just a little weight on her hips, chest and rear?
Tough to get on a loli.

>> No.17793240

>>17793210
Like I've said, she definitely would boast about it but I'm not talking about filling her to cumflation levels of disgusting, just enough that it would look as if she just ate a feast.

>> No.17793241
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>> No.17793253

>>17793241
sauce?

>> No.17793256

>>17793253
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=145023

>> No.17793259
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>> No.17793267

Is it wrong for me to want to raise a cheshire kitten to have ludicrously large breasts?

She'd be a regular dairy cat!

>> No.17793273

>>17793259
Potato fox?

>> No.17793275

>>17793212
I wonder what kind of looks Wonderland inhabitants give you when they see that you're married with a freshly hatched Humpty Egg

On the other extreme of the scale you'd have species like Dragons who don't care for sex until they die and come back as soft undeads with only dick in their mind.

>> No.17793290

>>17793275
It's not that they don't care, they are just waiting for that special someone.

>> No.17793293

>>17793267
>Is it wrong for me to want to raise a cheshire kitten to have ludicrously large breasts?
yes, 3 days in the pit

>> No.17793295

>>17793293
Which one?

>> No.17793297

>>17793290
For that special someone who will MERE them?

>> No.17793307

>>17793295
the walrus pit

>> No.17793311

>>17793273
What with those potato things? I saw people saying it about granblue harvins

>> No.17793317

>>17793307
.....Did I just get thrown in a pit of tubby mermaids?

>> No.17793321

>>17793259
What are those lewd body markings?
Is she some kind of ancient evil fox sealed in a loli body?

>> No.17793330

>>17793297
>MERE them
>Dragon Zombies
I don't think its possible to MERE them. Resist and they will rape, rape them and they wont resist.

>> No.17793353
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>>17793267
>Pailoli Cheshire
>still manages to defy gravity and float around despite her huge knockers
>forces you to drink her milk straight from the tap by pinning you to the wall with her stronk pailoli paws
>then facesits you gives you exquisite milky paizuri

>> No.17793355

>>17793297
Mere or submit, doesn't matter. They just want someone that wants them.

>> No.17793363

>>17793353
you and gives you*

>> No.17793367

>>17793353
A lewd but loveable creature.
Still, she probably can't take being pinned down by her own huge chest, along with some anon weight on it.

Even worse for her is going to be when puberty hits and it gets even larger.

She better start putting on muscle, unlike most cheshires, if she even wants to be able to walk instead of floating.

>> No.17793372

Remember, no matter how badass or threatening that delinquent monster is she will help every abandoned cat she finds.

>> No.17793383

>>17793372
I'm going to dress myself as a cat and wait in a box. Time to play with that one shark delinquent.

>> No.17793390

>>17793383
Anon delinquents aren't that dumb. Well the Wurm and the Mino ones are but they figure it out eventually.

>> No.17793408

>>17793390
She wouldn't resist how cute I look though.

>> No.17793410

>>17792842
I very much enjoyed it anon.

>> No.17793428

>>17793408
That depends, if she's with her friends she'll laugh at you to save face. If she's alone she'll be all over you.

>> No.17793432

>>17793355
Dragons probably take a while to accept the love of men who came to submit to them.
You'd have to climb up a huge mountain to reach her lair. Present yourself and your intentions, and then spend enough time with her that she starts developing feelings for you back.
Taking care of her scales, hair, claw, etc... should definitely quicken the process.

>> No.17793439

>>17793432
so expose her to aphrodisiacs while pretending to be nice?

>> No.17793442

>>17793428
If she's with her friends she'll come running later when she's alone. Then I'll be taken home and cuddled to hell and back.

>> No.17793449

>>17793383
If I yell at a shark- perhaps something like
> "SUCK MY DICK! YOU'RE A SHARK! "
Will she be compelled to give me a blowie there on the spot?

>> No.17793453

>>17793449
Let me call the ambulance before you try that.

>> No.17793456

>>17793432
And that's great. I'd love to sit down and chat with her, talk about adventures and praise her a lot. The day she comes down from her hoard and sits close to me would make my heart melt.

>> No.17793459

>>17793439
So you want a hot and bothered Dragon who doesn't understand why her womb is aching so much?

>> No.17793467

>>17793449
She'd probably tail bash you.

>> No.17793485

>>17793449
Who the hell calls it a "blowie"

>> No.17793496

I want to be married off to the hedonistic secound cousin of the horsepussy empire.

>> No.17793503

>>17793496
*Empress

>> No.17793507

>>17793503
>hedonistic
Is she a Bicorn by any chance?

>> No.17793511

>>17793507
Nope, just an exceptionally spoiled centaur that's grown up in immense wealth thanks to her families fortunes.

Not to say she wouldn't mind bringing an extra one of her female servants to bed with us in the evening.

>> No.17793525

>>17793511
Fucking girls other than your wife without anything to worry about would be such a great feeling.

>> No.17793551

>>17793525
It would be but she mostly brings them in to show how much better she is at pleasing a man than they are.

And she will do it as many times as she can through the use of potions, foodstuffs,

>> No.17793553
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17793553

Every monstergirl has her breaking point

>> No.17793564

>>17793553
Not Tritonias. Those cuties couldn't steal a kiss even if they wanted it.

>> No.17793575

>>17793564
Shy as they may be, their tentacles are honest about their feelings.

>> No.17793578

>>17793564
Titanias and Tritonias are the purest of monster girls. You need to try your best to protect them.

>> No.17793583

>>17793553
>Every monstergirl has her breaking point
Breaking a monstergirl into a baby crazy yan is the best thing. Keep constantly teasing them until they give into what they want.

>> No.17793585

>>17793564
>Sneak up on your Tritonia GF in just your underwaear
>"Oh no mon ami! Cover yourself up! You have forgotten your clothes!"
>As she bumbles to find you some clothes innocently, her tentacles on her back are stretching and writhing and going crazy trying to snag you, just out of reach

>> No.17793597

>>17793585
>Laying in bed smooching your Tritonia wife
>She turns around to have you spoon her
>She smiles as she drifts off to sleep in your arms-
>-Which are flailing as you're intensely raped by her tentacles holding you tight against her back
You know, I'm okay with it.

>> No.17793599

>>17793585
>french accent
>man_sweating.pjg

>> No.17793602

>>17793578
Titanias have a breaking point where they start pouting and even lightly hitting your chest because they want to play that one game that feels really good.

>> No.17793605

>>17793599
Just imagine her stroking your head and rubbing your face between her boobs while sultrily cooing out sweet nothings in French to you.

>> No.17793609

>>17793605
Oh fuck that's good.

>> No.17793613

>>17793602
Or when they give you cookies but no milk

>> No.17793614

>>17793609
Now here's the real kicker, she holds you in for a while, and when you're pulled back you see she's changed her colors and frills to that of a french maid outfit.
Ou la la indeed.

>> No.17793625

>>17793613
They wouldn't do something that evil would they.
>>17793614
That slugs getting some loving.

>> No.17793629

>>17793613
>"If I can't get Anon's milk then Anon can't get milk either."
This bitter conflict needs to be resolved ASAP.

>> No.17793633

>>17793553
put a bag of ice on her.

>> No.17793639

>>17793629
>Little fairy lawyer comes in to mediate a settlement between the two parties
>Apparently the argument started because Anon didn't want to go to bed on time and it just spiraled out from there
>After grueling hours of intense negotiation, they come to a settlement and put aside their differences
>Fairy returns to her law firm with a proud huff of air and a beaming smile
>Meanwhile the Demon head of the law firm is shaking her head as she palms her face

>> No.17793641
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I want a dragon to help me MERE other dragons
>"Come now, Silvia. I'm sure you can feel it inside you. That burning heat in your womb that can only be doused by a man's semen. Give in and you can experience the pleasure of birthing daughter after daughter for our husband."
>"Let me go, Aurelia. You've clearly gone insane if you've submitted yourself to a lowly human. Where is your pride as a dragon?"
>"No, sister. Insanity is holding on to that foolish pride as you waste your life not knowing the happiness a man can bring. Worry not, though. Husband and I will help you, and the rest of our sisters, understand the joys of pledging yourself to a man."

>> No.17793642

>>17793625
You need to be really really mean to a Titania for her to do that.

>> No.17793648

>>17793641
They speak with such regal prose, I'd enjoy watching them argue with one another like one would enjoy watching a stage play.
Only for them to ask my opinion or to say something and ruin it with an "Uuuuuhhhh... yeah, sounds good" or something.

>> No.17793649

>>17793642
Thank goodness, I'd never want to make a Titania that mad.

>> No.17793651

>>17793639
That Demon probably just got off a case of childhood contract breaching that took over 6 months to resolve she needs a massage.

>> No.17793659

>>17793651
One of the ugliest cases she's ever had. She very nearly gave up and called a mindflayer, but stuck with it in the end and worked things out.
She's probably stupidly rich, but too shy to commit to a man to spend her wealth- and love- with.

>> No.17793662

>>17793641
I think making other dragons give in is nice, but I definitely wouldn't be the one to do it and dragon wife is too possessive to do it either. I prefer just lewding up my dragon in front of her until she is horny enough to look for a guy and I'd do this with dragon cultists as well.

>> No.17793671

WHERE ARE THE OTHER ENCYCLOPEDIA 2 PAGES
ANON SAID HE WOULD POST THEM
REE

>> No.17793674

>>17793671
>ANON SAID HE WOULD POST THEM
Fuck you, I've been really lazy and the divinity original sin 2 is really fucking good.

>> No.17793675

>>17793641
This is my fetish.

>> No.17793679
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There should be a law in the underworld so that everytime Charon puns, she gets spanked

>> No.17793680

>>17793671
>>17793674
Sorry for coming off as a little angry. I've been getting fucked over in a game and is really salty.

>> No.17793691

>>17793680
I wonder if there's a Mindflayer who loves the taste of salty memories

>> No.17793698

>>17793674
>>17793680
It's fine, I wasn't actually upset or anything just hoping to catch your attention. Take your time as long as you don't forget
Do extremist army next though

>> No.17793701

>>17793691
>You play some competitive team game
>Your teammates suck and one is griefing
>After 40 minutes of agony it's finally over
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
>Go to mindflayer waifu
>It all goes away and you feel calm again
>She is blushing are and almost having an orgasm from all of that salt.

>> No.17793706

>>17793662
Are dragon cultists human women who worship dragons in the hope they will one day be corrupted into dragon girls themselves?

>> No.17793712

>>17793706
thread meme about a guy worshipping dragons who has to constanly watch them be reduced to mere lizards

>> No.17793713

>>17793706
They are people who worship dragons and give them offerings but lewding divine beings is not allowed.

>> No.17793723

>>17793605

there's also her calling you "mon cheri." though i suppose thats a given

>> No.17793725

>>17793671
How come there hasn't been anyone else how has posted the pages?
There are plenty of people on the thread who have the book.

>> No.17793726
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How often were pirates and the like discussed in MGE setting material?

>> No.17793737
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>>17792235
I recognize that pen.

>> No.17793744

>>17793726
Don't see it much, but they probably exist.

>> No.17793754

>>17793679
>Charon wearing a Yeti scarf
Did a Yeti die and try to cuddle her on the boat?

>> No.17793768

>>17793725
I mean even at most we only get like 100 and something posters right? Not unreasonable to assume only like 4-5 people have the book and plenty of them might just not want to post anything.

>> No.17793769

>>17793641
>>17793648
>"So, dearest sister. How was it?"
>"I took the human, my loins burning in white hot fire. Nothing he could do sated my body's aching want for him. Unspeakable pleasures, relentless sexual chemistry. Our coupling seemed to have lasted an eternity... and yet..."
>"And yet, dear Silvia?"
>"The only thing that remained, Aurelia, at the end of it all was a deepening hatred for the hypocrisy of our forebears. How could we have renege when presented with such a formidable adversary?"
>"Sister, sister, sister. I would have thought that you-- Who had spent so much time with the humans, would understand what the truest elemental purpose we have is."
>"So long as one of us stands against Tiamat, we are Legion. Though I feel that with this man, it would not be long for us to bear the fruits of his labours, as it were <3~"

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>>17793726
Is there a more terrifying prospect than being made to walk the plank in dolphin-infested waters?

>> No.17793778

>>17793774
Underwater creepy crawlies like that girl!

>> No.17793779

>>17793726
Until KC says otherwise I think that most of them stay near the coast, because I don't think they can do anything against a Kraken.

But now that I think of it, they may use rapebait boys when they go to the ocean, offering them to Krakens or any monstergirls that may sink their ship.

>> No.17793784

>>17793768
>100+ posters
>4-5 who actually bought the book
You guys are a bunch of Tanukis

>> No.17793786

>>17793784
Why have the physical thing when it's super incriminating if ever found when you can just download a PDF for free a few weeks after the fact?

>> No.17793790

>>17793779
I think there would be monstergirl pirates raiding coastal towns or human ships for men to marry and women to replenish their forces.

Their ship can probably submerge like the Flying Dutchman too.

>> No.17793795
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17793795

How does this make you feel, Mr. Anon?

>> No.17793796
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17793796

>>17793786
>Wanting a shirty PDF instead of a nice hard cover book
Shit taste

>> No.17793799

>>17793790
>Brown tribal Amazons raiding the south for boys
>Tan pirate Amazons raiding the seas for boys
>Pale viking Amazons raiding the north for boys

>> No.17793800

>>17793795
alone

>> No.17793802

>>17793790
>Their ship can probably submerge like the Flying Dutchman too.
I bet their ships also have rad spirit realm rooms with large amounts of space.

>> No.17793803

>>17793786
>super incriminating
Not all of us live in Canada and Texas, anon.

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17793804

>>17793800
They feel lonely without you, too.

>> No.17793812

>>17793803
I more meant that if any friends or family found it you'd have to deal with the fact that they know about it. I didn't phrase that too well

>> No.17793819

>>17793812
Oh, that.
I just shove all my doujin/etc shit in a box and nobody pries through my stuff, so it's cool.
It's not like I leave booby books laying around.

>> No.17793822

>>17793784
More like poorfags I'm guessing

>> No.17793825
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Doppelgangers who are secretly demons!

>> No.17793829

>>17793786
because it's nice to have nice things

>> No.17793832
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17793832

When she realizes that she can no longer transform

>> No.17793836

>>17793832
is doppel a tomoko?

>> No.17793838

>>17793832
Ah, Ah! So perfect~

>> No.17793839

>>17793832
Oh, but she can transform: from my girlfriend into my pregnant wife.

>> No.17793841

>>17793832
What a liberating feeling it must be for her.

>> No.17793843

>>17793832
Doppels are made for tender loving and embarrassing by complimenting their body with your rough manly hands!

>> No.17793844

>>17793832
I wish we knew the extent of their transformation powers

just colors? body frame? can they fake other monsters oddities like tails?

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>>17793832
I want a Doppel that imitates a pear-shaped loli to only end up being a tall thicc chick in her true form.

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>>17793832
>>17793854
>Le pear shaped loli meme when a confident Doppel could do this

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17793866

>>17793861
>that
>big

>> No.17793867

>>17793861
Hot jesus I'd immediately propose to a Doppel like that

>> No.17793869

>>17793843
Don't forget MGE doppelgangers are undead too, so it stands to reason that like other undead lolis they're good for gently holding their petite bodies in your big warm hands.

>> No.17793872

>>17793869
are mge undead weak to sun?

>> No.17793876

>>17793869
I'd love nothing more than to hold her half-my-size frame against me and keep her warm on a cold evening.
After all she would have done for me, it would be my turn to treat her like a perfect princess.
Even if she doesn't keep her transformation powers afterward for lewd experimenting fun, I'd still love her.

>> No.17793877

>>17793872
Presently no, with the exception of vampires.

>> No.17793879

>>17793872
Only Vampires. They'll be weaker than a human girl when in sunlight.

Heroes will have a hard time with her at night though.

>> No.17793882

>>17793876
I do just wish they'd still be able to transform. It feels like such a blueballing to have them have this unique and very sexy power to be able to change their bodytype, shape, etc. only for it to go away. It's an oddly played-straight romantic feature in a series that's almost always totally about 'whatever is sexiest'.

>> No.17793886

>>17793877
>>17793879

so no extra damaged from Auriel's bow/sunhallowed elven arrows ?

>> No.17793889

>>17793795
I feel like Ms. Flayer need to stop doing this to me. I like my mind whole.

>> No.17793891

>>17793882
I personally headcanon that they can transform even after you love them for who they are, with the rationale that their ability to change their body is a part of who they truly are.
How else am I gonna get a devoted monstergirlfriend who I wake up to every day with her having a different bodytype? My fetishes are far too varied to settle on ANY one body for too long.

>> No.17793902
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17793902

Admit it anon, you want a nice MG to guard you from bandits and other dangerous things.

>> No.17793905

>>17793879
One of the hardest really, they're at the top when not weakened.

>> No.17793908

>>17793902
Not really. I'd like one to go on adventures though, I'd have her back and she would have mine.

>> No.17793911

>>17793902
Of course.

>> No.17793914

>>17793902
yes and no maybe i'd like to be her hero every now and then

>> No.17793917

>>17793902
I just want to feel like i'm wanted and not a piece of shit.

>> No.17793923

>>17793902
No, I want to waifu a band of bandit mice that novice adventurers need to guard against!

>> No.17793926
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17793926

>how you want your devil senpai?

>> No.17793932

>>17793926
More like Akeno

>> No.17793939

>>17793861
sauce?

>> No.17793940

>>17793939
Ishigaki.
Be warnd, he likes NTR too.

>> No.17793945

>>17793939
https://exhentai.org/g/492489/597ff39969/

>> No.17793947

>>17793926
On the one hand, some of the characters don't even look remotely the same.
On the other hand, the last studio fucked up so badly that the author had to promise fans that he would be heavily involved in the production of a new season.
On the third hand, it's Passione, which means QUALITY out the ass.

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>>17793926
Red and cute.

>> No.17793953

>>17793926
Blue and gambling addiction.

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>>17793947
What's there to worry about anon?
They've got the Rail Wars team on it, what could go wrong?

>> No.17793957

>>17793949
I've seen that armor somewhere else before but where?

>> No.17793965

>>17793876
>I'd love nothing more than to hold her half-my-size frame against me and keep her warm on a cold evening.
That's exactly it, little undead girls and living men.

>> No.17793975

>>17793949
Kneesocks > Scanty.

>> No.17793978

>>17793956
Everything the studio has made has flopped.
There's a lot that could go wrong.

>> No.17793992

>>17793956
I actually their take character designs more than previous seasons. The girls look prettier.

>> No.17794002

>>17793957
Probably some golden saint from saint seiya

>> No.17794004
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17794004

Big spiders are best spiders

>> No.17794009

>>17794004
>RS will never come back for more rape spider

>> No.17794011

>>17794004
i wanna rub a my pregnant ushi oni wife belly!

>> No.17794012

>>17793992
Xenovia looks kind of off.

>> No.17794017

>>17794004
Please keep spiders away from me.

>> No.17794025

>>17794004

10ft Australian spiders

>> No.17794028

>>17794004
bigger

>> No.17794029

>>17794004
I like how ushis can spike their legs into the ground to get better leverage while they're cratering you in the throes of passion.

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>>17793975
Only if you dislike fiery passion, tits, and wedding dresses.

>> No.17794054

>>17793926

BOOSTO

>> No.17794083

>>17791381
How has no one done an alp one yet?

>> No.17794088

I have a confession. Every time an Anon mentions Kumihos all I can think of is a fox girl with the intellect and appetites of Hannibal Lecter.

>> No.17794097

>>17794088
Well that's basically what they are, but with magical bullshit powers.

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>>17794088
I have a confession, every time someone posts about that Kejouro's I think of Ragyo from KLK and that glorious skittles hair.

>> No.17794112

>>17794088
I have a confession too

>> No.17794119 [SPOILER] 
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17794119

>>17794105
Just as planned.

>> No.17794137

>>17794105
I want to fuck her daughters.

>> No.17794150

>>17794083
Nobody likes Alps outside of the random /u/ shitposter and bollocks

>> No.17794158

>>17794150
I like alps
The hell does /u/ have to do with this?

>> No.17794161

>>17794150
But Black Dynamite, I like Alps on the threads!

>> No.17794177

>>17794083
>I showed you my cock when I had one please respond...

>> No.17794182

>>17794161
Well be that as it may, if I catch you, I will not consider you a brother or a friend.

>> No.17794186

>>17794177
No no, it'd be more like a flustered paniced fresh alp, messaging her closest friend asking what to do, red in the face because of what she's going through and realizing that she just showed off her pussy to a dude
>I showed you my missing dick please respond

>> No.17794197

>>17793902
While on the one hand I do, I also want to have no body guard at all and get kidnapped and raped by a group of orcs

>> No.17794205
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>>17793902
No. I want a MG who is a bandit.

>> No.17794220

>>17794205
I want to fight a bunch of monster bandits and give them as toys to the village they kept bullying.

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>>17793902
No I want a cute paladin-chan to guard me.

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>> No.17794251

>>17794223
>Not convinced that isn't a dude
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Your life, your choices.

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>>17794037

Scanty would be a perfect mayadere wife.

>> No.17794267

>>17794083
>I showed you my spadetail answer me

>> No.17794314
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>>17793902
Only is they have my desired bodytype and aesthetically pleasing armor.

>> No.17794318

What kind of clothing fetishes do you suppose your average monster would have in MGC?

>> No.17794327

>>17794261
You realize that she'd make you fuck her sister too right?
Kinda makes the argument over which is better moot huh?

>> No.17794333

>>17794318
Latex

>> No.17794337

>>17794327
You could cum in both, but the best would get a bit more semen.

>> No.17794339

>>17794318
disco

>> No.17794345

>>17794318
easy access clothing?

>> No.17794346

>>17794318
Paizuri window.

>> No.17794349

>>17794318
I mean, just about everything in one form or another. Personally I'd hope to see open toe footwear

>> No.17794366

>>17794337
Anon, you're implying you have a choice how much you cum in them.
Make sure you put on those priest robes though. They'll want to tear those off before they cover your upper body in whipped cream and lick it off.

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>>17794318
Designer winter wear from W.H. Furs would be expensive and highly sought after

>> No.17794371

>>17794318
I'm sure some monsters would go crazy for a sharp dressed man.
Others would enjoy boys wearing tank tops and sweats.

>> No.17794392

>>17794371
I want to walk around monster sorority houses dressed in a tank top and short track shorts

>> No.17794408

>>17794371
And I bet there is that one MG who goes for the wanderer look, the kind of guy who still wears a mantle and robes despite it being modern day.

>> No.17794417

>>17794366
Well, it's just that I would cum more in the one I prefer. I don't have direct control, it just happens like that.

>> No.17794418

>>17791476
Not in texas.
I'd imagine all winter based MGirls would steer clear of texas.

>> No.17794420

>>17794408
There's a guy who walks around my university dressed in a cloak and chainmail so I can see this happening.

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>>17794327

I can think of worse fates.

>> No.17794461

>>17794436
They're both adorable anon. That'd be a great life.
Hope you like foodplay and impregnation.

>> No.17794485

>>17794418
>Not in texas.
>mfw temperatures are fluctuating from 45-85F a day
Someone needs to dick mother nature so she stops making Texas so bipolar.

>> No.17794500

>>17794485
Some days the heat in and around dallas went past 100F, during fall.

>> No.17794515

>>17794500
>>17794485
Texas is an oven, fellow Texans. And the humidity makes it worse.

>> No.17794526

>>17794515
>Texas is an oven
Oh how I miss it so...

>> No.17794534

>>17794485
>Have to turn the ac on so I can sleep at night without waking up drenched
>Have to turn the heater on in the morning so I can do shit without freezing
This is slightly more bullshit weather than usual.

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>>17794515
Yeehaw!

>> No.17794572

>>17794526
Bet you'd love a salamander wife that could make things nice and toasty for you.

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>>17794515
>tfw just moved away from Texas
Thank god. Now I can go outside without hating life.

>> No.17794579

>>17794573
I came from WA before Texas, and let me say the extra sunshine makes life feel better.

>> No.17794599

>>17794572
Or even a dragon. But then again they're both MERE female lizards. Would also be happy with fox mofu.

>> No.17794607

>>17794573

We get both extremes where I live, but at least fall and spring are great. Too bad they feel shorter every year.

>> No.17794625

>>17794573
That smug face makes me think she's seen a young boy playing in a pile of leaves and decided she's going to be his oneesama from that point on.

>> No.17794654

>>17794625
Looks more to me like a
>Oh hey Anon!
>Whatcha got there~?

>> No.17794665
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17794665

I want a love bite from a mershark!

>> No.17794702

>>17794515
Texas is whatever the fuck it wants to be, snow in February? No snow for a year? Two weeks of completely frozen roads? 95 degree weather on halloween?
>>17794534
Why does mother nature hate texas so?

>> No.17794705

>>17794418
what are you talking about, Texas has winter randomly every September through march. Just only for a week at a time. Sometimes just a day

>> No.17794709

>>17792950
And vampires

>> No.17794738

Could any of you gents post the volume 2 zipangu pages?

>> No.17794739
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17794739

>>17794665
I want a Hellhound to sing to me in her sexy voice!

>> No.17794743

>>17794739
So do you want Opera Hellhound or Slow Jazz Hellhound?

>> No.17794746

>>17794739
They have gruff, bitchy voices.

>> No.17794776

>>17794743
Slow jazz, easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4

>> No.17794786

>>17794776
Great taste anon, just finished that game a while ago

>> No.17794791

>>17794739
I want to steal a hellhound's collar.

>> No.17794795

>>17794776
Not to go off topic that was a wonderful game. A man of taste you are. May goodwill shine upon you.

>> No.17794805

>>17794795
Man I honestly loved the Ray boss fight

>> No.17794819

>>17794665
I want to make that Mershark my wife!

>> No.17794828

>>17794738
I hope you like low light phone pics.

p1: https://i.imgur.com/9iSyK6J.jpg
p2: https://i.imgur.com/nWYTS65.jpg

>> No.17794831

>>17794828
Thanks mate that will do.

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>>17794746
>Have Hellhound roommate
>Her voice is kinda harsh
>Lately she's started going out at night
>Never tells you where or what she's doing
>You're worried for her, so you decide to follow her one night
>Follow her all the way down to some club you've never noticed before
>She goes in through the back door
>You figure it's best not to follow her through there and go through the front door like a regular patron
>The place is class
>You order yourself something fancy and take a seat
>Before long, the lights dim, but a few lights up on the stage start to glow
>The curtain is drawn, revealing your Hellhound roommate in a long black dress, accompanied by various musicians
>She opens her mouth and begins to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOHdDPFm9oA

>> No.17794835

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for those northern succubi taking men back on their boats.

>> No.17794855

>>17794833
>ywn help singing helldoggo's career from the shadows

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All I need is a cute snek to get my life in order.

>> No.17794867

>>17794835
Too late. Next time go sleep earlier.

>> No.17794871

>>17794859
I think we all need a monstergirl to get our lives in order.
Though I might need a little more than just a cute mg gf to get my life in order.

>> No.17794886

>>17794515
Shut the fuck up about your humidity texas. You know nothing of humidity. Here in Florida you can get humidity levels so high you can drink it with a straw. At least we don't have to deal with texans.

>> No.17794892

>>17794886
>Florida trying to do a pissing match
Go back to fucking your dog, Florida Man.

>> No.17794893

>>17794886
Yeah but even worse you deal with Floridians.

>> No.17794902

>>17794893
floridians don't exist its just new yorkers and jews. Everyone else went insane dealing with them

>> No.17794906

>>17794892
Please, I'm not KDF. go choke on your craft beer

>> No.17795059

>>17793799
>Frost Giant Amazon
I’ll take two please. Preferably twins.
I’ll show them the wonders of modern technology and help integrate them into society!

>> No.17795066

>>17795059
>Toned arayan amazon goddesses, perfect twins, and fascinated yet stoic in their reception of the wonders you show them
That's good stuff.

>> No.17795095

I kinda recall a dream I had, it was about a Jinko wife. Nothing sexual really (sadly) just that I remember looking at her, her tall figure, her fit body, her gorgeous form. I was like "wow? THIS is my wife? wow!" I can't believe it. It was just a state of complete amazement of how wonderful my MG wife was.

I am so grateful we have Obamacare Mana in MGE.

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>>17793799
Don't pick them too yong.

>> No.17795134

>>17795095
Congrats on the waifu anon. I haven’t had my waifu dream yet but I hope it’s a good one.

>> No.17795140

I've been seeing that "which of you... hand-holding" image everywhere.

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>>17795140
Which one?

>> No.17795149

Would a Kikimora trick her master into getting her pregnant by convincing him it was time to settle down and start a family only to then talk him into doing a "trial run" with her to ensure he's not shooting blanks?

>> No.17795188

>>17795149
>Would a Kikimora trick her master
No.

>> No.17795189

>>17795149
Not really.

>> No.17795191

>>17795149
Why not jus ask me instead? I will literally always say yes.

>> No.17795198

>>17795188
She knows what's best for you, even if you don't want to admit it.

>> No.17795201

>>17794886
North Florida is just East Texas with more sinkholes. Jacksonville to Beaumont is the same literal rain forest.

>> No.17795214

>>17795149
>to ensure he's not shooting blanks?
That's extremely insulting. Such a kiki would deserve daily anal punishment for 2 weeks.

>> No.17795215

>>17795198
What would be good for me would be a daily spanking.

>> No.17795258

>>17795214
>Anal
>Punishment
Nani?

>> No.17795274

>>17795258
>Anal
>Anything but punishment
Think about it, anon, cumming inside a monstergirl's ass is like a ruined orgasm for you. All they care about is getting pregnant after all.

>> No.17795326
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17795326

I'd sure hate to be a teacher at a monster girl high school.

>> No.17795332

>>17795326
Not getting raped by the delinquents is harder than actually teaching.
That and resisting all the succubus-types who need "special" help with their homework.

>> No.17795351

>>17795326
>>17795332
You need to set the tone right on day one.
>As soon as you see them glance towards your package, drop your pants and staple your dick to the inside of your thigh so there's no more bulge visible through your pants
>The most important yet most difficult part is to MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE
>Say "Now that there's no more distractions, I hope you can all focus on your work"

>> No.17795354
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17795354

>>17795332
>>17795351
You're overthinking this by leaps and bounds.
You just have to hook up with a co-worker.

>> No.17795368

>>17795351
>drop your pants and staple your dick to the inside of your thigh
That's a one way ticket to the Kraken nursery.

>>17795354
Hakutakus are into younger men. You should hook up with one of the other species teacher.

>> No.17795370

>>17795332
>not getting them hooked on your dick and then telling them you only fuck good students, causing them to turn into honor roll students

>> No.17795373

>>17795368
Like most MGs, Hakus are into men of pretty much all ages.

>> No.17795379

>>17795370
If you get them hooked to your dick they will have even more reason to rape and/or seduce you.
They'll spike your food, set up ambushes, collect data on you etc...
By the end of the first semester you'll have 2 dozens horny pregnant teenagers asking you to take responsibility.

>> No.17795386

>>17795326
Salaryman finally confessed truly to Ai-Chan? That's awesome, haven't been keeping up with the Tawawas

>> No.17795392

>>17795379
>MGC newspaper headline: "Local teacher knocks up entire class, marries all of them"

>> No.17795394

>>17795386
>there are STILL people who think Maegami is Ai
He's been fucking Ai's tits since early on anyway.

>> No.17795395

>>17795392
Cute in a wild harem anime setup kind of way, especially if the class is extremely varied in species, personality, bodytype etc.
Having to manage still teaching them and also making them feel loved and all that.

>> No.17795397

>>17795373
Don't you think all MG teachers dream of getting married to a young student who's full of vitality and lust?

>>17795392
>"Class attendance up 130% after school students witness teacher's wedding."

>> No.17795404

>>17795395
>"Dating" sim where you start off already engaged to all the girls as they're all pregnant with your children
Unique.

>> No.17795414

>>17795395
>>17795404
The beach episode is going to be a mess.

>> No.17795423

>>17795414
>20 young hot monstergirls all scrambling to get Senpai to rub lotion on their back first
>The holstaur student bursting out of her cowpring bikini
>The ojou-wight in clearly the most expensive swimsuit
>the lewdcute Familiar and hobgoblin more interested in playing in the water but happening to crawl all over Senpai when he's just trying to catch a breath resting on the sand
>Secret masochist Dragon getting carried away at the thought of him shoving her face in the sand and pounding her ass while outwardly rejecting the teasing of her Cheshire classmate

>> No.17795434

>>17795397
No, for the same reason that not every anon desires a vanilla succubus first and foremost.

>> No.17795438
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17795438

How do you think introducing western food to zipangu girls would go?

>> No.17795458

>>17795423
Add them being various degrees of pregnant on top of that.

>>17795438
Some would only view it as a novelty thing to eat once or twice a year.
Others would get hooked on it much to the chagrin of their weight scale.

>> No.17795538

I want a CC tentacle girl. With extra thick onahole tentacles.

>> No.17795589

>>17795538
CC Tentacles are extremely dangerous. All those years of pent up lust can burst out at any time on her husband or any woman she comes across.

>> No.17795606
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>>17795589
Loli tentacles are the worst, you won't see them until it's too late. There could be a loli tentacle in your room right now.

>> No.17795617
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17795617

Drew a thing for a friend

>> No.17795631

>>17795617
Looks alright.

>> No.17795658
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17795658

>adopt a squishy mindflayer daughteru
>one night you go to sleep together, and when you wake she is now much older and sexier
>she seduces you into having sex with her and from there you two become more intimate
>you soon marry and have children and watch them grow up, get married and have children
>now you are both old and your wife looks to you, says she loves you, and kisses you on the cheek
>then you wake up and see your squishy mindflayer daughteru slinking out of your room

>> No.17795663

>>17795658
Remind me never to adopt any monster girl.

>> No.17795669

>>17795617
Looks really nice!

>> No.17795740

>>17795658
I want a squish mindflayer adopted daughteru. In fact I want to open an orphanage to to help all sort of daughterus.

>> No.17795745
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17795745

If Zipangu already has bloomers, does that imply that they've made innovations to pantsu as well?

>> No.17795752

>>17795617
I swear I've seen this girl before

>> No.17795756
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17795756

>>17795752
She's an anons OC Anubis.

>> No.17795759
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17795759

>>17795745
I want to use an elin as my personal living dress up doll. Gonna get her cute outfits, then rape her good.

>> No.17795777

>>17795759
>>17795745
Why are they so thick?

>> No.17795778

>>17795658
Adopting a Mindflayer is basically forfeiting your sanity.
She will slowly craft your mind into one perfectly suited to become her husband.

>>17795740
A MG orphanage would be quite a strange place considering most of the them could do perfectly fine on their own in the wild.

>> No.17795780

>>17795759
She's not for rape

>> No.17795790

>>17795780
Says you. I'm gonna make her watch as her stomach bulges obscenely from my dick forcing it's way in to the hilt.

>> No.17795797

>>17795790
No. They're for caring for.

>> No.17795831
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17795831

Why do so many great designs have to be stuck in such over the top games?

>> No.17795836

>>17795831
>maggot baits
Even reading about some of the stuff in that game was absolutely disgusting. Shame because the designs for the girls are amazing for most the part.

>> No.17795874

Remember that muscled P'Orc Warlords are for making into soft, pregnant trophies once you beat them.

>> No.17795876
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17795876

Another example of good designs going to shit games.

>> No.17795903
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17795903

I want a fancy fur coat made from White Horn fur with a hand crafted Yeti scarf accessory.

I'll attract all the ladies then.

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>>17795876
Ultimate example of it right here.

>> No.17795917

>>17795906
At least shuten isn't in a game where half the girls you roll get raped by faceless men.

>> No.17795922

>>17795917
Yeah, the only one getting raped by faceless men is your wallet.

>> No.17795928

I think I may have been visited by a buttslut Nightmare last night.
Had a dream that this big brothel nearby was closing so I figured it was my last chance to actually go there, most of the girls had already left but I found one who did anal exclusively and had sex with her, like I specifically remember it feeling like I was actually having sex. Apparently I did good because when I came inside her it caused her to cum along with me, anyway after that my dream became me on a pirate ship or something for some reason and some strange lady who I specifically remember had goat-like pupils came up to me and whispered in my ear that she'd protect me. After she said that I woke up and there was a big gust of wind outside.

>> No.17795946

>>17795354
I wonder if MGs come to tacos for help catching Anon

>> No.17795954

>>17795928
Depends, did your crotch smell like horse anus when you woke up?

>> No.17795955

>>17795928
it was a dude, guy

>> No.17795998

>>17795922
I barely have a wallet left to rape.
At least the oni I posted has vanilla scenes and no bullshit.

>> No.17796011
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17796011

>>17795903
>Man shaves a White Horn after his Nightmare accomplice insures she sleeps
>Steals a Yeti scarf from momster Yeti made for her adopted son

This looks like a case for Detective Shog and Detective Keykey Moras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJS45zszvmw

>> No.17796018

>>17795831
>watched intro movie
>cut myself on it

>> No.17796024

>>17796011
I'd unironically watch ten seasons of a Kiki and Shog fighting crime and solving mysteries together.

>> No.17796032

>>17795658
Definitely pulling her back into my room and gently molesting her until I fall back asleep.

>> No.17796042

>>17796024
Shogs make things sinisterly clean, so Kiki will need to keep her sketchier methods in check.

>> No.17796046

>>17795831
never played the game what's is shit about it?the designs interest me enough to get it and I can deal with pretty much anything "gross" in a VN except ntr . Heck one my favorite VN is saya no uta.

>> No.17796048

>>17795903
I want a 10 foot long scarf meant for sharing, knit by a sweet grandma Yeti and hugged for extra warmth

>> No.17796058

>>17796046
Well the trailer has a scene where a pregnant futa is fucking a pig while being fucked by a different pig.
It's not translated though.

>> No.17796059

>>17796058
>the trailer has a scene where a pregnant futa is fucking a pig while being fucked by a different pig
what

>> No.17796065
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17796065

She needs a good warm hug

>> No.17796069

>>17796059
One of the girls is pregnant and has grown a dick which she is using to fornicate with a pig while simultaneously being mounted by a different pig.
Apparently they just told the writer/artist to go wild and just add the most fucked up shit they could think of.

>> No.17796071

>>17796069
That sounds like a wild ride.

I want to get off it even before being on it.

>> No.17796073

>>17796065
A hug is good, but not good enough.
She needs a full body on body experience.

>> No.17796075

>>17796058
>It's not translated though.
It's like 70% translated by mangagamer

>> No.17796077

>>17796065
>still no dirty commie Jiangshi who I can pillage and rape with my American dick

>> No.17796081

>>17796075
70% is not 100%

>> No.17796092

>>17796071
That's not even the worst stuff.

>> No.17796094

>>17795778
Better adopt something that can't mess with your head or poison you, like a Demon or a Kikimora. That way you know you're doing it voluntarily when you end up giving her the dick.

>> No.17796096

>>17796092
[desire to get off the wild ride intensifies]

>> No.17796100

>>17796058
this is why MGs aren't real

>> No.17796123

>>17796065
Would make love to next to a roaring fire.

>> No.17796127

>>17795658
I'd scold her. If squishy keeps doing that I'd have to lock to door and window and maybe even say that I'm really dissapointed.

>> No.17796136

>>17796092
I am morbidly curious.

>> No.17796138

>>17796127
>"Daughteru, I am disappoint."
>Her eyes get big and watery
You gonna be able to resist that?

>> No.17796139

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86f_U_q4SFg

>TFW this is the purest form of a Cursed Sword and Living Armor bigamous relationship

>> No.17796144

>>17796138
I don't know for him, but I won't. I'll hug the cute slippery little mindflayer.

>> No.17796146

>>17796094
Don't Kikimoras bait you into having sex with them because of prolonged contact with their mana?

>> No.17796157

>>17796146
that's what they say
but it's the seduction techniques that go over the head of dense anons

>> No.17796186

>>17796138
If she's sorry and promises to never do it again then I'll give her tons of hugs. She is just a little one after all so making mistakes is going to happen sooner or later.

>> No.17796212

>>17796139
>Bigamy
It's all Ner'Zhul-chan, anon. She is the armor, the helm and the sword.

>> No.17796214

>>17796212
She's a cheater.

>> No.17796219

>>17796214
How so?

>> No.17796224

>>17796219
Three for one is an insane amount of puss-puss for any non-slime or Kamaitachi.

>> No.17796232

>>17796224
Two for one, even if it is three somewhat separate 'entities'. The spirit inhabits the sword and the armor. Unless you're saying the throne is it's own girl.

>> No.17796246

What music would you have for a dragon queen?
Or alternately, a Ryu that has a very grand temple?

>> No.17796267

>>17796246
Dunno, but there'd be some chilling ambient sound track to an undead dragon's chamber. The clatter of bones, the tinkling of ice and the haphazard howling of chilling winds under some light keys and string and a dash of wind instruments.

>> No.17796308

i like muscular ______

>> No.17796322

>>17796308
pancakes

>> No.17796351

>>17796308
Liches.
Muscle Liches are the best.
But lazy Liches are great too.

>> No.17796359

Was the update of the lamia profile translated?

>> No.17796365

>>17796246
I'd like to visit a comfy Otohime with okami's sea dragon palace music playing in the background.

>> No.17796386

>>17796308
jinkos who accidentally got plump

>> No.17796407
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17796407

>>17796139
>reminded me of Invincible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

Undead Pegasus when?

>> No.17796416
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17796416

>>17796246
>Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erd0ADjJjuQ
Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB70Nc1GfeQ

>Ryu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBVFCSbFc3I

>> No.17796423

>>17796308
Wights. Muscle girls in dresses are cute.

>> No.17796435

>>17796359

Yeah, it's in the printed MGE1, art and all.

>> No.17796437

>>17796308
Nothing because I'm not a fag

>> No.17796451

>>17796246
What about a Lonely OL Ryu?

>> No.17796516
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17796516

>>17796146
That's just mundane, non-magical desire to dick the loli maid.

>> No.17796522

>>17796157
I still have fun memories of those greentexts

>> No.17796530

>>17796522
>watermelon

>> No.17796537

>Not even killing yourself will get you a waifu
She's not on the other side of the noose chaps. Why is life so shit?

>> No.17796545
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17796545

>>17796537
Wisp-chan disagrees

>> No.17796568

>>17796516
Loli maids are not lewd unless you specifically make them wear perverted outfits.
A respectable man would never dick his loli kiki.

>> No.17796593

>>17796537
>A man is about to jump off a building
>Wisps gather around him and start arguing who'll get his soul

Do Wisps get notified when there's an Anon about to off himself?

>> No.17796597

>>17796516
And her whispering in your ears while you sleep to plant ideas in your head.

>> No.17796605
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17796605

>>17796537
>She's not on the other side of the noose chaps.
Says who? She totally is
Do it anon. Also make a livestream for us

>> No.17796648

>>17796416
I would like to approach a dragon and have her get interested at my lack of fear.

>> No.17796666

>>17796605
Do you have any proof?

>> No.17796742

I want to cum all over my daughteru's panties and then force her to wear them for the rest of the day.

>> No.17796743

>>17796666
Find it in your heart, anon. Your waifu is waiting for you
Do it

>> No.17796750
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17796750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

>> No.17796755

>>17796666
Sh-shut up, Mega Satan...

>> No.17796756

>>17796568
>Loli maids are not lewd unless you specifically make them wear perverted outfits.
That's the first step. First you make her wear revealing maid outfits to see more of her dainty, slim body. Seeing her work like that just makes you want more, so you make her work in just her underwear. That won't be enough and you'll cop a feel every now and then. And the next stop is making her serve you in bed, too. At some point along the way you forgot she's technically your adopted daughteru, but that doesn't matter anymore.

>> No.17796758

>>17796666
Satan i thought you would want people to commit suicide.

>> No.17796759

>>17796755
kilosatan actually

>> No.17796803

Don't got to restaurants in MGC alone, otherwise you're liable to be served drugged food and wake up to all the kitchen staff taking turns with you.

>> No.17796814

>>17796803
>Not bringing antidotes and casting dispel on your food
It's like you want to be raped.

>> No.17796824

>>17796803
>Go to food joint
>Order meal
>Waitress gropes my junk
>It's the same old Tuesday routine
>Before I get my food the manager drags someone to the back and announces that they're closing early with no refunds
>I payed for a meal I'm not getting because some douchenozzle got himself drugged by ordering the wrong thing and got dragged to the back

>> No.17796838

>>17796803
ill leave a bad review then

>> No.17796845

>>17796838
One Star
Did not get raped.
Would not recommend.

>> No.17796862 [SPOILER] 
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>>17796803
Whoah whoah whoah.

MGC upholds strict health standards and rules for when it comes to most restaurants, entertainment, and other things.

On the streets you have some protection too but not as much and absolutely none in the designated raping alleys.

MGC Beach relies on common courtesies but you're mostly on your own.

Nobody likes their food being fucked with or shit you pay money for to be messed with.

>> No.17796866

>>17796803
This is why you never try one of those shady private owned restaurant.
You need to go to your local Holsters and be served delicious meals by genki shortstack cows.

>> No.17796881
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17796881

>Drugged food
This is why you go to Piestrong or Dragon's pizzeria.
Wholesome, drug free food, at unbeatable prices.

Warning, you may get addicted to Holst mozzarella

>> No.17796884
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17796884

>>17796803
Why would you say that?

>> No.17796895

>>17796862
>designated raping alleys
I hope they make mention of those in their tourist information.

>> No.17796901
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17796901

>>17796862
>MGC beach stall
It's probably a front to hook up men with aquatic MGs.

>> No.17796914

>>17796881
But will they give me a B O N E L E S S waifu?

>> No.17796919

>>17796862
I want to fuck that redskin and her sister.

>> No.17796920

>>17796881
>those bike guys who ride in the streets
>replaced by centaurs who ride through the streets instead

A GOLDEN AGE OF DELIVERY, NEVER GET COLD FOOD EVER AGAIN

>> No.17796924
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17796924

>>17796914
Why, so you can give her one of your "bones"?

>> No.17796925

>>17796914
Pizza Slime? Yes, please!

>> No.17796933

>>17796924
Bad moth.

>> No.17796945
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17796945

>>17796933
Best moth.

>> No.17796948

>>17796895
Just imagine the density of smug girls in that area who wait for an unwitting tourist boy to stumble through so they can drag him into one of the side allies and gangbang him.

>> No.17796962

>>17796948
I'd rather be informed of where they are when I visit. That way I don't have to stumble around blindly to find them and look like a dumb tourist.

>> No.17796970

>>17796962
Just imagine being cornered by a trio of Cheshire sisters who smugly grind against you while teasing you about how there's only one reason anyone comes to one of those alleys.
After they make you admit you're a slut they'll drag you off to their other three sisters for a nice little gangbang.
Good luck with your six smug waifus anon.

>> No.17796973
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>>17796901
Everything is a front to hook up for <any species of MG here> at MGC beach.

There's probably a line to use the spot behind the rocks out of view.

>> No.17796974

>>17796920
Would people rob pizza centaurs using their dicks instead of guns?

>> No.17796975

I want to throw rocks at trains with my waifu.

>> No.17796980

>>17796975
why?

>> No.17796983

>>17796925
https://youtu.be/FPZ4yah3ROU?t=32s

>> No.17796984
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17796984

>>17796980
It's a youth thing. He'll stop finding it fun once he's Boulder

>> No.17796987

>>17796980
Because it's fun!

>> No.17796989

>>17796974
You need to have a "gun" big and scary enough that she doesn't kick you before running away. Robbing centaurs is hard.

>> No.17796991
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>> No.17796994

>>17796945
Worst moth.

>> No.17797000

>>17796991
TOUCH
THE
FOX

>> No.17797004

I want an immortal undead waifu so we can see civilisation evolve and go on a space adventure once technology reaches the needed stage.

>> No.17797005
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17797005

>>17796881
>>17796920
White Horn delivery girls keep the pizza warm with their body heat even in the middle of a blizzard

>> No.17797007
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17797007

>>17796994
Best moff.

>> No.17797013

>>17796803
jokes on them, I always have instant ramen at home

>> No.17797014

>>17796973
>No Demon Ojou-sama sisters to use you as their personal pleasure object all over their summer home.
Imagine it anon, by the end of their vacation you would have fucked on every imaginable surface in the house and on their yacht.
I'd think the weirdest sex would be when one of them asks you to shove her face into the bathtub while you fuck her doggystyle.

>> No.17797018

>>17797004
lol, this civilization going to space
good one

>> No.17797022

>>17796973
Best girls desu.

>> No.17797040

>>17797018
I don't see why they would't be able to.The new release of the succubus guide book shows that they can be very passionate about things other than sex. Not only that, with the prospect of partial mortality(not dying of old age) increases the level of accumulated knowledge of the civilisation exponentially seeing that there's lees of a need for scientists and researchers to learn thing from scratch and could continuously research their desired subjects.

>> No.17797043

>>17797007
Worst of all moths.

>> No.17797049
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>>17797043
Best moth of all.

>> No.17797052

>>17797040
>THIS civilization

>> No.17797056

>>17796803
The best restaurants would be the ones run by humans, like that one Anon who would put his P'orc waitresses on the menu.

>> No.17797059

>>17797049
Murderous rapist moth.

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>>17797059
>murderous

>> No.17797072

>>17797056
get that cuck shit out of here
make better bait next time and you might get more (you)s

>> No.17797073

>>17797068
She killed his mom, anon.

>> No.17797074

>>17797073
When did that happen?

>> No.17797075

>>17796407
Never because horse pussy is absolutely haram

>> No.17797077

>>17797073
She had a heart attack

>> No.17797086

>>17797074
After saying his mother was unnecessary.

>>17797077
Which she caused.

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17797092

>>17797077
my mom would also get a heart attack if i got a gf

>> No.17797095

>>17797052
well even if you fuck for 9/10 of your spare time it just means that it will take than times longer to reach the goal on other things, and that is without taking in account the previously men mentioned benefit which would make that 1/00 of proper work time potentially wort more than what we have in this universe.
The great thin about progress is that is mostly motivated by "laziness", the question how can I spend less effort doing this is what gave us many, if not all, of our technological advances. What's more, Their society is completely hedonistic, which would make the motivation for advancement even greater.

>> No.17797096

>>17797072
He wasn't married to the P'orcs, he just hired and sold them to the customers they fell in love with, like a tanuki.
Knowing a monster girl doesn't mean you are married to her.

>> No.17797104

>>17797095
Wasn't society's greatest advancements done during the times when people didn't have to worry about getting their dick wet, and could fuck their wives until they were bored and put their energy into something productive?

>> No.17797108
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>>17797092
I don't came here to feel anon.
fuck.

>> No.17797152

>>17797104
you could say that, the first industrial revolution only happened because the British had accumulated excess resources which could use. There were a lot of other contributing factors like the bourgeoisie getting into power and the expulsion of non land owner of private property. But it could be simplified, just like all advances in technology, into people had needs met + free time = advance. The only reason civilisation started is, in very simplistic terms, because a few people could produce enough food to feed a lot of people.

In this scenario food is not even needed as long as you get some fuk, which one would assume you would be getting most of the time. So space travel might happens in only a few more thousands years. I can them go on space adventure with my Wight waifu.

>> No.17797169

>>17797108
God what I'd give to be able to meet and impregnate my Demon waifu.
The idea of a tomboy redheaded Demon daughteru with freckles is too adorable for words.

>> No.17797225

>>17796416
I want to visit Dragonia!

>> No.17797243

>>17796416
>Blue Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qEZ7uw0iw

>> No.17797246

>>17797005
White Horn Pizza is the pizza for you and me!

>> No.17797247

>>17797108
Demons make great propaganda. Venerate them.

>> No.17797251

>>17796416
>Dragon Lich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARH9fhHLQMI

>> No.17797299

>>17796881
>tfw your pizza arrives, and its a complete steaming mess from the jogging.

>> No.17797309
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17797309

I would like to see a coffee shop dragon
The kind of tall, imposing woman that you would not expect to see working such a mundane job.

>> No.17797316

>>17797299
At least you get to fuck her as an apology.

>> No.17797328

>>17797309
We have a dragon baker, a dragon pizza girl, and now you want a dragon at a coffee shop?

>> No.17797330

>>17794828
Anyone have a link to the earlier pages? I could just copy the text over into a paste bin or something.

>> No.17797337

>>17797309
>coffee shot
Hope she doesn't mind that I'm more of a herbal tea kind of guy.

>> No.17797339

>>17797316
I'm not intothe 'ol HP, but I would definitely give it a shot if she begged to make it up to me.

>> No.17797345

>>17797328
>We have a dragon baker, a dragon pizza girl
When the hell did we have those?

>> No.17797351

>>17797345
For years now.

Dragon Baker is MGK related, Dragon's Pizza is ?????

>> No.17797357

>>17797337
>Herbal tea.
Peppermint sucks, Beast.

>> No.17797359

>>17797309
I'd love to see a slightly grumpy dragon working at the counter, hearing countless stories from everyone that comes into her shop.

>> No.17797365

>>17796991
Is this a Sabbath fox pretending to be innocnt?

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>>17797365
No anon, that is just an innocent fox.
The corruption was inside you all along.

>> No.17797393

>>17797309
I once got kicked out of a coffee shop

>> No.17797426

>>17797393
Why?

>> No.17797441

>>17797357
He is not me.
Peppermint tea is good for the soul.
But fruit teas are preety good too.

>> No.17797449

>>17797426
Tried talking to a girl there

>> No.17797450

>>17797316
>centaur pizzeria
>delivered in 30 minutes or you can keep the delivery girl/boy (depending on request)

>> No.17797460

>>17797449
Go on.

>> No.17797461

>>17797449
How creepy are you if you got kicked out just for talking? Or you talked about rape or something?

>> No.17797470

>>17797450
>A certain customer keeps requesting that one cute boy with a pizza and she keeps laying traps along the way trying to catch him
>Sometimes she even travels far away so he won't make it in time either
>Somehow he always manages to deliver in time

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>>17797345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

>> No.17797489

>>17797478
You disgust me.

>> No.17797490

>>17797470
roadrunner hi-jinx ensue

>> No.17797499
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17797499

Hooftown Pizza would have the best pizza.

The owner and proprietor Unicorn would patent her special brand of smooth stomach crust so that anyone can eat the pizza just fine and would have all the contacts she'd ever need for good fresh ingredients.

To top it all off, centaur delivery girls for optimal speed and breast appeal.

>> No.17797503

>>17797478
The Guild 3 : Monster Kingdoms when?

>> No.17797504

>>17797461
I saw she was reading michio
Kaku's physics of the impossible
Tried to spark a conversation about the subject matter .

>> No.17797510

>>17797504
it doesn't matter if you get rejected by 99% of women man its that 1% you have to find. Giving up will only make it certain you end up alone.

>> No.17797531

>>17797510
It wasn't even about that bro
I'm just desperate for friends

>> No.17797538

>>17797531
still it sounded depressing so i figured i'd throw some support your way

>> No.17797558

>>17797504
So? I don't see how it warrants you being kicked out of the shop

>> No.17797583

>>17797531
Fucking normies, I haven't talked to anyone for like 2 years now and don't really give a fuck

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>>17797583
then you should kill yourself

>> No.17797715

>>17797679
Why? As I said I stopped giving a fuck long time ago

>> No.17797725

Anons if you or someone you know is considering self harm please seek help

>> No.17797731

>>17797725
Nothing would make me happier than picking up a tanuki to snuggle be she oppai loli, pudgy loli, or just loli.

>> No.17797734

>>17797725
I might have given up, but I don't think I'll ever do that. Monster girl thoughts and escapism adventures help me to wake up every so other day.

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>>17797583
I notice sometimes I fondle my palm wondering how would someone else's warmth feel like.

step up my man

>> No.17797770

>>17797757
I want to bully that lilim by holding her hand for all to see.

>> No.17797779

>>17797770
>Ruthless Lilim conquers dozens of human territories
>Corrupts hundreds of thousands of women
>Turns many human realms into demonic ones
>Is feared throughout the world as the most dangerous monster only next to the DL
>Gets publicly embarrassed in her hometown by her husband who insists on handholding her for all to see

>> No.17797800

>>17797499
I want to visit Hooftown and get hit on my a lecherous, older Satyr.

>> No.17797808

Remember Undead-Anons, the truest victory is stirring the hearts of your people.

>> No.17797809

>>17797725
>please seek help
I did, it didn't help.

>> No.17797813

>>17797800
I want to be hit on by a tubby, extremely busty centaur bartender that used to be an adventurer.

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>>17797779
Gotta make sure she's too embarrassed to effectively rule her realm

>> No.17797844

>>17797809
>Try to help someone
>Break down instead
>End up ruinning everything and left with a feeling of trash
A flayer would probably cry if she tried to flay some of us.

>> No.17797852

>>17797808
Oh I'll be stirring something

>> No.17797857

>>17797813
>that used to be an adventurer
Darn archers with their darn arrows aiming for her darn knees

>> No.17797869

>>17797857
She used to be an adventurer until someone came on her knee.

>> No.17797873

>>17797857
Hey, sometimes they strike it rich and then just settle down for an easier life.

She used hers to open a tavern and get a bunch of bust enhancing potions.

>> No.17797875

>>17797844
>all those repressed dark memories
Somethings were meant to be forgotten, but i don't think i can forget the worst of them.

>> No.17797900

>>17797844
It's okay Bojack

>> No.17797927

>>17797900
Starts with a C.

>> No.17797934

>>17797725
I experimented with auto erotic asphyxiation , does that count?

>> No.17797949

>>17797757
Her wavy little smile is adorable.

>> No.17797962

>>17797927
Chowder?

>> No.17797992

>>17797844
>A flayer would probably cry if she tried to flay some of us.

Professional flayers are probably used to that stuff.

>> No.17797999

>>17797992
Jaded flayers are too sad. It's looking at one that you realize you haven't seen anything.

>> No.17798006

>>17797999
I want to be the loyal servant of a dormant ancient evil flayer!

>> No.17798008

>>17797999
I'm sure my self-esteem issues would cause a mindflayer to want to kill himself.

Do you think that there are mindflayer flayers who are specialized in sucking out bad memories that mindflayers ate by accident?

>> No.17798054

I want to leave adventuring gear and relics cursed with the 'Essence of the holst' in random dungeons for female and monster girl adventurers to find.

>> No.17798061

>>17798008
>himself

>> No.17798077

This is my ancient evil waifu I want to free her ethereal form from a puzzle box and help her gain her human form back so we can love each other.

>> No.17798083

Where the fuck are the good writefags at

>> No.17798091

>>17798083
Married to Crow Tengu

>> No.17798094
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>>17798077
Wow im a failure i forgot her picture.

>> No.17798099

>>17798083
They’ve found portals of their own. Try not to be too jealous.

>> No.17798167

Always trust Kumihos.

>> No.17798178

>>17798094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVfPJHlgCw

>> No.17798187
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You guys got any cool MGs yet?

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>>17798167
I don't know, I hear they can be dangerous.

>> No.17798196

>>17798167
Threadcanon aside, how would they fit into an MGE setting? That setting doesn't really allow for your wife to take bites out of you, so what would they eat instead and how would they differ from an MGE Kitsune?

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>>17798187
No, only dorks

>> No.17798204

>>17798196
Works for mersharks just fine.

>> No.17798210

>>17798196
Dom kitsune + Mershark mix I guess

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>>17798199
Dayum shame.

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>>17798187

>> No.17798275

Is it strange i want to be bullied by
a fit dragon?

>> No.17798292

>>17798275
What kind of bullying are we talking about?

>> No.17798304

>>17798178
Wrong show but close enough to make me laugh.

>> No.17798312

>>17798292
things up the butt

>> No.17798315
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17798315

While Undead Kingdoms are wonderful, what about the Undead Theatres and libraries withing them?

>> No.17798324

>>17798312
O-oh, well, they do have long tails but you are definitely weird. Nothing wrong as long no one knows though.

>> No.17798325
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>>17798315
Perma-nighttime sucks and I will have nothing to do with it.
Same goes for plain old Dark Demon Realms.

>> No.17798336

>>17798315
You'd need the help of the Lich Librarian to avoid reading any ancient tomes that might be cursed.

Unspeakable evils and knowledge lie on the shelves of the royal library.

>> No.17798340

What would a beach episode with monster girls be like?

>> No.17798342

>>17798292
clawing, bites, forced ab licking, being forced to follow her around, etc.

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>>17798325
>not appreciating nocturnal fantasy aesthetics
On another note, if KC wanted to give the realms and regions described in his setting some visual representation, he could easily draw them up as cube dioramas.
>>17798336
>implying a Lich would object to dudes getting raped by tome-based monstergirl species

>> No.17798344

>>17798315
Theaters are a playground for Phantoms and their husbandos. Everyone is welcome to join in no matter the status.

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>>17798315
There's a literal phantom of the opera MG anon.

Though I'm sure all the plays would have subconscious suggestions ala South Park that would make you want to bang your waifu afterward.

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>>17798342
She'll reward you with a princess carry after putting up with her antics.

>> No.17798385

>Stuck imagining wax poetic speech now
Fucking Dragon-Anon and Crystal Dynamics.

>> No.17798386

>>17798342
That's just normal preliminary procedures and her being overly protective, so there is nothing to worry about. Trust me, I have a ph.d in dragons.

>> No.17798418

>>17798386
But what if he cries from the bites?

>> No.17798425

>>17798418
>He can't handle normal dragon bites
To the princess dress he goes.

>> No.17798437

>>17798425
Eh, not a bad fate despite what some people may say.

>> No.17798457

>>17798437
For some it may be, but for those that were made to wear that it's a good thing. Comes with the whole pampering package too.

>> No.17798458

What are the best and worst girls for taking care of their sick husband?

>> No.17798461

>>17798457
>Comes with the whole pampering package too.
Oh fuck yes.

>> No.17798462

>>17798458
Dunno about best but wisp will just get him ded on purpose

>> No.17798463

>>17798425
>>17798437
>>17798457
>>17798461
disgusting

>> No.17798465

>>17798196
Monmana saliva numbs any pain and she just nibbles on you and spirit energy comes out in place of blood. She also really enjoy licking the wounds clean.

>> No.17798466
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17798466

I have come to the conclusion that land is no place for a human man.

>> No.17798473

>>17798463
>disgusting
>being pampered
...How exactly?

>> No.17798477

>>17798466
But I'm a poor swimmer and I'll get all wrinkly.

>> No.17798480

>>17798462
Imagine a Lich doctor
>I’m afraid it’s terminal. He is dead
>I’m not dead yet!
>Yes you are. You’re very ill.
>I’m getting better.
>No you’re not. You’ll be stone cold dead in a minute.
>I don’t want to die yet!
>Oh don’t be such a baby.

>> No.17798484

>>17798466

Do I look like I have gills to you?

>> No.17798486

>>17798473
your waifu should be ashamed to be seen in public with you

>> No.17798487

>>17798343
See, but that's the thing. Places that aren't there get both night AND day aesthetics.
Undead Kingdoms and the like just lose out on half of it.

>> No.17798489

>>17798466
No matter how you spin it I'd still be paranoid that the Necklace of Water Breathing I just got will actually work. Drowning is one of the top ways I would NOT want to die.

>> No.17798490

>>17798486
>your waifu should be ashamed to be seen in public with you
Most people should, and?

>> No.17798492

>>17798463
It's just how it is. I prefer to engage in healthy atempts at s'laying, but dragons can be enjoyed in a lot of ways.

>>17798461
Are you ready for her to sit you on her lap as she wraps her tail and wings around your body while playing with your hair and whispering sweet promises of protection in your ear? You are her princess after all.

>> No.17798498

>>17798489
Have you no faith in our goddess Poseidon?

>> No.17798501

>>17798498
Poseidon is a gigantic asshole, so no.

>> No.17798505

>>17798492
i just don't get how anyone could react with anything other than disgust or shame when confronted with this. I've so little dignity left. I'd really honestly rather die than give it up. Being in a relationship with someone who wanted me to do this would just kill me. fuck i was already in a poor mood today.

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>>17798489
Just make sure you get the guaranteed deal.

>> No.17798509

>>17798505
You have issues, but you probably knew that already.

>> No.17798510

>>17798492
I'm ready willing and able.

Is she taller than me?

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>>17798340
Half the mofu are afraid to get their fur wet and mess up their look, undead discover the joys of lemonade and BBQ, and cute bikinis

>> No.17798516

>>17798509
That's fair. Honestly I don't really care much for fem or male dom in a relationship. Can't we just love each other?

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>>17798512
Waterproofing magic is in common use for beachgoing mofus.

>> No.17798526

>>17792842
Holy flaming blocks of text, Batman. You really need to shorten those sentences and paragraphs.

>> No.17798529

>>17798516
Anon i don't think i could find love if i wasn't forced into it.

>> No.17798532

>>17792842
Don't forget to indent when a new person starts talking. That seems to be the key cause behind the walls of text

>> No.17798538

>>17798516
>love
I mean, I'd be willing to bet that's a big chunk of why people LIKE dom in one direction or the other.

>> No.17798539

>>17798510
Are you kidding me? Of course she is.
Taller, stronger, smarter, she is better than you at everything you can think of. You shouldn't worry about anything though, you are her little princess and all that she wishes is to see you smile.

>>17798505
Can't say I know how you feel. If my dragon was like that I'd get to her level and if she made me wear a princess dress I'd make her wear a slutty bunnysuit with a leash.

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>> No.17798562

>>17798512
That's a cool Yeti!

>> No.17798563

>>17798550
We're seeing levels of MERE never before thought possible.

>> No.17798586

>>17798563
>womb tattoo
>drooling
Yeah, the mere runs deep within this one.

>> No.17798601

>>17798550
This is the ideal female dragon body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.17798613

>Keep having dreams of underwater waifus
But what does it all mean

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>>17798550
>check the guys Twitter
>aside from the expected /d/ shit this guy is another nip artist that avidly collects Transformers
Japanese Transformerfags are the most powerful autists in the world it seems.
Pic-unrelated.

>> No.17798620

>>17798601
>but this is what peak performance looks like.
But i like my dragons taller than me!

>> No.17798623
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17798623

I wanna contract a demon to walk closely with me in the winter, fooling with ourselves with idea of sharing some body heat. We'd bump into each other with how close we are and finally climax by linking arms!

>> No.17798632

>>17798623
Orgasmic arm linking
Got it!

Just sign on the dotted line
.......................................

>> No.17798656

>>17798632
Totally worth my soul. I've sold a few years of my life for much,much less.

Anon E. Mus

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>>17798656
FOOOOOOOOOOLISH MOOOORRRTAL

>> No.17798673

>>17798532
>>17798526
Yeah im glad that seems to be my problem now and not terrible dialogue. Ill try working on it. Hope you enjoyed it anons

>> No.17798689

>>17798620
well that just makes you wrong.

>> No.17798698

>>17798673
I did. Keep on trucking writerman

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>>17798199
My waifu could kick your waifu's ass

>> No.17798730

>>17798725

anal beads, necklace, same difference

>> No.17798744

How do you proceed when you realize your MG daughter has developed an undeniably big loli hips and ass?
Get her to cover up more for school? Set special rules for who she can see?

>> No.17798760

>>17798744
Anal sex.

>> No.17798762

I don't hate the idea of frontpussy for Whitehorns or centaurs. Just as an available option.

>> No.17798768

>>17798760
But she poops from there!

>> No.17798769

Been quite a while, missed anything?

>> No.17798780

>>17798689
>well that just makes you wrong.
How does a preference, with no factual truths, make me wrong?

>> No.17798785

>>17798744
Yep, she would definitely need some nore cover. She might flirt by adjusting her skirt though.

>> No.17798797

>>17798466
>why do aquatic girls make the best yanderes?

>> No.17798801

>>17798480
>tfw no Lich/Cheshire fusion who conducts experiments based on your favorite Monty Python skits and Mel Brooks gags
>she had an entire year of experiments just from watching ‘Blazing Saddles’ alone

>> No.17798805

>>17798797

because if you're caught by one and are deep under the ocean you can't really escape. Not to mention she can easily outmaneuver you

>> No.17798806

>>17798780
You must be new here.

>> No.17798808

>>17798797

This >>17798805 explains it but for me personally I’m more of a fan of what at the bottom of the ocean and not what’s in it.

>> No.17798811
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>> No.17798814

>>17798811
>Head pats
Anon that's lewd.

>> No.17798819

>>17798811
>Monster boys

>> No.17798821

>>17798811
Oh goodie, another headpat image. Great.

>> No.17798825

>17798819
I don’t see anything that hints at it being a male.

>> No.17798828
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>>17798821
Does this offend you?

>> No.17798836

>>17798821
>he doesn't like headpatting

you have shit taste my friend

>> No.17798841

>>17798821
Headpatting is great! Maybe there might be a tad too much of them but i like them!
I want my waifu to headpat me

>> No.17798842
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17798842

>>17798725
>having a violent waifu

>> No.17798845
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17798845

>>17798819
But there's nothing wrong with monster boys on other boards and other franchises,
since part of the reason 12Beast is mediocre at best is the inclusion of monster boys, as well as the insane cuckoldry that is Centaur culture.

>> No.17798859

>>17798725
Fuck you my waifu and I are the MGCWF tag team champions! We’ll hand your waifu her ass on a metal folding chair! I know your waifu won’t take us on in a steel cage match next weekend !

>> No.17798864

>>17798841
>spoiler
Who the fuck doesn’t want basic contact from someone who thinks the world of you and is pleased and loves that you are you. It’s so spectacular I wish I could fully explain the feeling.

>> No.17798866
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17798866

>>17798821
>He does not like headpats
Next he's going to teleport behind us and say nonething personal kid.

>> No.17798869

>>17798825
The artist herself said it was a dude, so yeah.

>> No.17798870
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17798870

>>17798842
>Having a bossy, controlling waifu

>> No.17798874

>>17798866
>he posts off-topic images

>> No.17798880

>>17798811
That's a dude.

>> No.17798889
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17798889

>>17798819
>>17798880
O-oh... I didn't notice. I just saw a Hellhound being given the pat and saved.

>> No.17798890

>>17798874
what's wrong with some banter while we look at other people's wife's and story's?

>> No.17798892

>>17798889
Don't waste an image on shit like that then.

>> No.17798897

>>17798892
Nigga I didn't know I was wasting an image.

>> No.17798901

>>17798897
Then delete it.

>> No.17798903

>>17798897
Maybe you shouldn't blindly save and immediately repost things before you know what you're looking at.

>> No.17798912

>>17798890
>wife’s
>story’s

>> No.17798919

>>17798869
What does it matter? It’s a drawing, so anything that isn’t shown doesn’t exist. There’s nothing that’s shown in the image to indicate it has a penis. If I drew a guy but said it’s actually a girl, people would still throw a fit.

>> No.17798924

>Can't even eat without threat of being raped
This is why men should learn to cook, and should't leave the house without a waifu.

>> No.17798926
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17798926

>>17798919
>What does it matter?
If you want the threads to degenerate into a slippery slope of homofaggotry then sure.

>> No.17798932

Dairy breeds are best breed.
Even if they're a dairy breed of dragons

>> No.17798933

>>17798924
>should't leave the house without a waifu
I wouldn't if I didn't have to.

>> No.17798936

>>17798932

White horn dairy breeds are the best kind.

>> No.17798941
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17798941

>>17798932
I prefer smol mofu

>> No.17798942

>>17798926
Look at the size of that Zap Weasel's Shock Absorbers!

>> No.17798944

>>17798936
They probably wear fashionable clothes that show off their huge, warm, milk tanks.

>> No.17798947

>>17798941
You needs smol mofu with huge breastus

>> No.17798950

>>17798315
>Undead theaters
Rife with phantom actors, lich conductors and wight theater goers, ghoul chefs to provide those delicious warm snacks
>libraries
Ghost and Lich librarians. Undead Black Harpies in the rafters, reading books and spying on the cute human boys

>> No.17798952

>>17798869
>>17798819
>>17798880
How do you know that? Are you discord fags or something?

>> No.17798958

>>17798941
Smol mofu, for when you need your mofu on the go!

>> No.17798959
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17798959

>>17798947

>> No.17798962

>>17798952
No tits.

>> No.17798964

>>17798959
I was just about to post that exact image.
Great minds think alike.

>> No.17798966

>>17798912
There are now you get the idea. Now back to the matters at hand. What monster girl best describes you? Everyone can join in on this.

>> No.17798967

>>17798962
>what is DFC?

>> No.17798968

>>17798952
Yes.

>> No.17798971

>>17798959
Exactly.
Thats a small dairy fox for all your mofu and breastu needs.

>> No.17798976
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>>17798967
Inferior to small breasts.

>> No.17798980
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>>17798967
Even DFCs are distinguishable from man-chests.

>> No.17798983
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>>17798967
Delicious flat chuffs.

>> No.17798989
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>>17798968
Fucking gross

>> No.17798993

>>17798983
It can also mean Delicious Fat Chuffs.
Or Delicious Fat Chests!

>> No.17798999

>>17798976
Palmable sizes don't get enough respect.

>> No.17799001
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17799001

>>17798964
>>17798971
It's a tragedy that they aren't more common.

>> No.17799004

>>17798993
Fat chuffs need help getting back in shape.

>> No.17799005

>>17799001
You either gotta find one.
Breed one.
Or make one with potions.

>> No.17799006

>>17799004
They need to be ear nibbled, hugged from behind, or groped.

Also, giving large amounts of fish and sweets.
Swole tigers are everywhere.

>> No.17799007

>>17798959
Remember to always pay homage to Hathor by pumping your cum between the breasts of her priestesses!

>> No.17799008

>>17792612
>>17792603
All lilims are succubi.
But not all succubi are lilims.

>> No.17799010
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17799010

Otohime Idols, a weakness I didn't know I had.

>> No.17799011

>>17799007
I'd rather pump it in their womb.
The pregnancy will cause their breasts to swell even larger with milk.

>> No.17799014

>>17799010
Sugar Momma in the sheets, Sweetie in the streets?

>> No.17799019
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17799019

>>17799005
Holst milk is a highly recommended daily supplement for young foxes.

>> No.17799034

>>17799019
Exactl, although it could be said that every species needs daily holst supplements.

Infact, in Hathorite or Holst run cities, its encouraged for a girl to get as large a chest as she can for better social prestige.

>> No.17799059

>>17799034
Eh, I have limits. That picture is pretty much perfection for me.

>> No.17799084

Those who are into strong femdom, how would your waifu show your taken?

>> No.17799091 [DELETED] 

>>17799084
Leases
Maybe a tatoo of some kind, a pleasure rune

>> No.17799101

>>17799084
Leashes
Maybe a tatoo of some kind, a pleasure rune

>> No.17799109

>>17799091
Nothing shows ownership like a multiple year loan agreement
>>17799101
I guess that works too.

>> No.17799115

>>17799084
A good bite scar on my neck.

>> No.17799116

>>17799084
A collection of pelvic casts, with the dates of the fractures marked on them in permanent marker. Some are tagged with red ribbons and have the names of our daughterus written in large bold font.

>> No.17799123

>>17799084
Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep an eye out for damphirs as Halloween draws near, they may try to 'mark you' so that no horrid vampire has a chance to take you as their blood-bag.

>> No.17799128

>>17794835
>>17799123
They'll have to fight my Viking succubus waifu if they try to mark me.

Also has the thread burned down since 2014/2015? I don't think I've seen you skip a fire warning since that one thread that was already burning.

>> No.17799130

>>17799084
She wouldn't need to, why would i need to leave the house?

>> No.17799136

>>17799084
bite/scratch marks, collar, tattoo, contract, scent marking via aggressive rubbing and grinding

>> No.17799140

>>17799128
Eh, more my schtick at this point.
And theres times I've missed due to being lazy, being busy, or other half backed reasons.

Never cross hellhounds and kobolds, they're too adorable to outrun, and get mad when you pint it out.

>> No.17799141

>>17799084
Im stuck as a coat until she lets me leave.

>> No.17799142

>>17798094

I miss Shaolin Showdown.

Actually let me correct that, I miss Shaolin Showdown when it was good.

>> No.17799147

>>17799128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>> No.17799148
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>>17799140
Hellhounds teaching Kobolds bad habits!

>> No.17799152

>>17799148
Oh?
Are they teaching them how to play 'Ruff'?

>> No.17799163
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>>17799152
You could say that.
Though try as they might, the Kobolds are still all bark and no bite.

>> No.17799167

>>17799163
That kobold needs to be given some milk so that she has a chest just as impressive as that hellhound.

That and putting on muscle.

>> No.17799209

Due to theirs being a culture of love instead of pain, what would be the MG version of Russian Roulette or 5FF?

>> No.17799212

>>17798083
I'm still, here, just running low on ideas

>> No.17799226

>>17799209
Glory holes where the one that gets picked becomes husband'd?

>> No.17799230

>>17799148
>be married to a Hellhound with daughters
>always afraid that your girls will be bad influences on the tamer species at school
>as luck would have it a certain specific young Kobold goes to the same school
>your daughters come home asking for daddy;s dick one day
What would you do if the tables were turned?

>> No.17799232

>>17798083
You chased them all away with your hatred and wickedness. Now all you've got is me. This is the future you chose.
Anyone want a Halloween-themed oneshot?

>> No.17799236
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>>17790980
>steampunk
>headphones

>> No.17799251

>>17799232
Either Zombie heartwarming stuff, Jiangshi funny and lewd stuff, or Witch cute stuff.

>> No.17799253

>>17799251
>Zombie
>not Mummy

>> No.17799258

>>17799236
Don’t do that

>> No.17799259

>>17799253
That's cool too.
Just something with a spooky girl who's not too bright, can't speak well, but still tries to dress pretty for her date and loves her boyfriend.

>> No.17799261

Friendly reminder that Halloween is one of the Sabbath's biggest and most popular nights. You'll never know whether the cute little girls who come to your door are actually adults/thousands of years old or not until it's too late, so watch out!

>> No.17799273

>>17799261
I dont need to open my door so i can just pretend i'm not home.

>> No.17799276

>>17799259
>not too bright
Are you sure you don't want a Wurm sitting at the pumpkin patch, waiting for the Great Pumpkin to deliver her treats?

>> No.17799286

>>17799276
I love, LOVE all simple disposition girls!
But one of the simple undead girls needs love most. Wurm will be happy to wait for the pumpkin on her own, while her boyfriend brings her out some hot apple cider and a blanket.

>> No.17799292

>>17799273
You better be careful anon, on some more Sabbath-friendly cities it may be illegal to ignore little girls who come to your door on Halloween! They can smell you you know?

>> No.17799295

>>17799286
What's your favorite thing about simple disposition girls?

>> No.17799297

>>17799286
Now I'm starting to imagine that not only Winter Town but also a MG version of Halloween Town exists.
I was originally just going to write about spiders but a Mummy is fine too.

>> No.17799300

Could Elves handle spicy food? I like to think they couldn't. I can't help but bully elves.

>> No.17799304

>>17799295
The way they smile and wiggle when their man makes them happy, and how they can listen to him talk for hours and hours and just love to hear from him even when they don't get it!
>>17799297
A Halloween Town full of Monstergirls would be quite comfy as well. Witches all studying under madam Dark Mage for potion brewing classes, Werewolves chilling in the graveyard with some take out rib-burgers, Ghosts and Wisps floating as they go about their day.

>> No.17799307

>>17799304
Bully their wombs with copious, excessive amounts of jizz.

>> No.17799309

>>17799295
They make me feel truly loved. To be the focus of someone's whole world. I can only imagine.

>> No.17799310

>>17799307
Meant for >>17799300

>> No.17799313

>>17799261
>>17799273
That's futile anon. Sabbath girls are adept in magic and can sense an anon's spirit energy. Those who don't pass out candy are marked and targeted. They'll make their way into your house, find you, and haul you back to the local Sabbath Scout Lodge for an All Hallow's Eve "celebration" for not giving them the candy they wanted. So you see, passing out the candy to the kids keeps them from taking you away.

>> No.17799319

>>17799304
>Halloween Town
Sounds like a border city or village for the Undead Kingdoms but with more pumpkins.

>> No.17799320

>>17799304
And the eternal strife between Werewolf and Vampire gangs, from kindergarten scuffles to the big clans trying to one-up one another.

>> No.17799326

>>17799319
On the border between the Undead Kingdom and the Swamp of Hermit Pyromancers?

>> No.17799333

>>17799309
Just feeling their unbridled, unhindered joy and love for you as they have no intention or even capacity to try and play coy or manipulate you with mental trickery- its truly a special thing.
>>17799319
That sounds about right. And since its on the edge, on one day of the year at a very specific time, the sun peeks across the horizon for just about a half an hour before re-setting, a beautiful sunrise/set that marks the beginning of a new year.
>>17799320
So much tension between the two, reinvigorated after one of the Werewolves tore open and eviscerated a Vampire's corset, exposing her pale bouncy chest in front of a whole crowd.

>> No.17799360
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17799360

It certainly would suck to be a teacher in an MG high school.

>> No.17799368

>>17799360
>have to deal with horny couples fingerblasting each other in the middle of class
>have to deal with horny little monstergirls coming on to you because they're single and desperate
>have to keep chasing off that one horny Baphomet who keeps sneaking in and pretending to be a student
Truly a life of suffering.

>> No.17799376

>>17799368
>Chasing off the horny bapho
>Not dicking her hard instead

>> No.17799383

>>17799376
You can't do that anon, that's playing right into her hands and letting her win!

>> No.17799391

>>17799383
She sent herself back to highschool. The dicking is her consolation prize. If she thinks I'm going to just let her drop out now, she has another thing coming. Get ready to be made fun of for your flat chest, and the final exams.

>> No.17799421
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>>17799326
And the Witch Village with cat fairies in them. Latenight can tell you more.

>>17799333
How comfy. Would stay there. That werewolf/vampire spat is in breach of the Masquerade though.

>> No.17799431
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17799431

>>17794739
>>17794833
>>17794855
>You will never secretly leave her flowers after every one of her shows
>You will never label the card as being from an admirer
>You will never see her try to hide them when she comes home
>You'll never watch her stutter and try to hide that she's a singer while making up lame excuses
>You'll never see the genuine happiness on her face

>> No.17799454

>>17799431
Won't she know it's you just by your scent? Hellwans have good noses. If she knew they were from you she'd pound your pelvis into the bedrock.

>> No.17799462

>>17799454
Maybe she knows but is too shy to say anything.

>> No.17799478

>>17794150
I'm going to write a story of a smug alp and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.17799520

>>17798662
>FOOOOOOOOOOLISH MOOOORRRTAL
>Demons have to do this when their contract is signed, in any situation.

>> No.17799522
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17799522

>>17799478
Do it

>> No.17799558

>>17799462
>Anon doesn't want to admit he knows about his roommate's singing career because he's nervous she'll tease him about finding her singing voice beautiful.
>Hellhound knows anon knows, and knows he's her secret admirer, but she's so flustered that he thinks of her singing like that she can't bring herself to tell him, especially since most of her songs are about her hidden feelings towards him.
Cute!

>> No.17799567

>>17799558
But they must confess their feelings eventually! It's unhealthy to keep things bottled up! Maybe she'll pull him up on stage during one of her songs, sit him in a chair, and straddle him as she sings mushy love songs, or maybe he'll sit front and center for her show and give her a knowing look while she sings!

>> No.17799586
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>> No.17799591
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17799591

Post suicide-inducers.

>> No.17799593

>>17799567
Just imagine this.
Anon gets sick and she nurses him back to health.
When he's falling asleep on the first night, she strokes his hair and sings to him after telling him that she always knew.

>> No.17799595

>>17799591
You're going to have to bury your parents.
You're going to have to bury your pets.
You're going to have to bury your friends.
Monster girls aren't real.

>> No.17799600

>>17799591
whose eggs are those?

>> No.17799613
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>>17799593
That shit makes my kokoro go doki doki.
>"I love your singing voice."
>"I know."

>> No.17799654
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17799654

Well here's the first half of a Mummy story in honour of Halloween. The actual Mummy stuff will happen closer to Halloween. For now we have ambiguously Succubus-esque Nazis because Indiana Jones, that's why.

https://pastebin.com/dN713XzH

>> No.17799721

>>17799613
Consider this: Lounge Singer Hellhound roommate singing you to sleep with this
https://youtu.be/upkYQqbrjSc

>> No.17799759

>>17799600
Hers.

Snake are ovipare.

>> No.17799791

>>17799591
Why does Darling always look like a gormless moron?

>> No.17799797

>>17799791
So you can self insert.

>> No.17799800
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17799800

>>17799591
>Post suicide-inducers.

>> No.17799802

>>17799654
Nice, we're already getting Halloween content.

>> No.17799804

>>17799797
Ouch, but the hilarious part is I think you really are meant to.

>> No.17799812
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17799812

Why are Zipangu variants always so much better than their standard counterparts?

>> No.17799814
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17799814

I want to introduce a Vampire to commoner food

>> No.17799817

>>17799812
Because they're dutiful waifus rather than raping machines.

>> No.17799822

>>17799817
In her case, it's both.

>> No.17799826

>>17799812
>impilying
Elf variants are superior to all standard counterparts.

>> No.17799829

>>17799817
But Zipangu is the home of the Manticore and the Ushi Oni. The two biggest rape machines out there.

>> No.17799831

>>17799829
>Zipangu
>Manticore
Anon...

>> No.17799832

>>17799829
Ushi Oni are perfect waifus, shut your pie hole before I stick my dick in it.

>> No.17799834

>>17799832
Which one of you alps if you do stick it in his pie hole?

>> No.17799835

>>17799797
>>17799804
Are you a simpleton? That's the entire point of his character. Did you honestly think he was meant to be a real character? Why do you think he has no name and just kind of "exists" for the sake of the story? He's an unabashed self-insert, that's not even a problem, it's just what he is.

>> No.17799837

>>17799835
Why are you quoting me too? I already said what you are saying now.

>> No.17799840

>>17799835
>Why do you think he has no name?
But anon, he does have a name. It's just no-one fucking uses it.
Kimihito Kurusu if you were wondering.

>> No.17799845

>>17799835
Okay dude, calm the fuck down.

>> No.17799854

>>17799522
Cute smug alp is cute.
Would put her in a butler outfit and smack her ass when we pass each other.

>> No.17799860

>>17799835
You're mad for a stupid reason and you're also wrong. His name is Kimihito Kurusu.

>> No.17799863

>>17799840
>>17799860
I bet it's a pun à la Una Nancy Owen.

>> No.17799890

>>17799654
I've only just notice Mummys have the same cracks/tattoos that Pharaohs do.
The opening wasn't bad, the obvious villain is hot, with the evil dominatrix thing she's got going on.

>> No.17799946
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17799946

>>17794150
I like them, they're cute. They also piss off a certain faggot who shall not be named.

>> No.17799994

>>17799946
A cute.
Would do lewd and overly perverse things with her.

Gonna get her some massive milk tanks that would be a burden to her in normal life.

>> No.17800025

>>17799890
>obvious villain
She's just trying to help a sista get laid, anon. Nothing villainous about a little match-making.

>> No.17800054

Remember that manticores with tremendously large breasts are best because they're smug even though you could outrun them

>> No.17800061

>>17799946
I have a strong urge for a tall slim alp to make fun of my height while i make her insecure of hers.

>> No.17800070

>>17800054
They can fly

>> No.17800074

>>17800070
Her tits makes her too heavy to do it properly.

>> No.17800083

>>17800074
How well can you dodge flying spikes?

>> No.17800088

>>17800083
Eh, I was pretty good in dodgeball so I could probably dodge the first shots before making the run.

>> No.17800127

>TFW you will never have a completely innocent movie night with a kitsune who keeps absentmindedly rubbing her tail against you and apologizing
> even when it somehow gets in your pants

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>>17800054
Bakunyuucore when?

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>>17799591
Centorea version when?

>> No.17800266

>Hearing in my peripheral someone watching a movie about some whore an her relationship problems because her husband wasn't happy about being made a cuck
>Her friend who is also in an open relationship helps her figure out a plan to get her husband back
Humanity was a fucking mistake. Dark Matter nuke me now.

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How distraught do you think MGs would be over lootboxes?

Would an angry mindflayer team up with a kunoichi to solve the problem from the top down?

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>>17799591
>EMG
I'm not missing out on anything.

>> No.17800283

>>17800275
>nacho streamer reeeeing over lootboxes
>people in chat laughing at her for being a whale
>she takes it out on her husband by raping him while cussing about shitty developers

>> No.17800289

>>17800275
That's a dumb topic.

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>>17800289
Are you saying MGs wouldn't love vidya games?

>> No.17800335

>>17800306
>tfw no NEET loser MG to babysit me and groom me into her perfect husband by making me git gud at her favorite video games
I’m also thinking a reward system would be in place too. Like I complete a level, I get a kiss, I find the secret coin I get another kiss, and if I beat the game in record time I would get loving gentle paizuri while she heart pupils at my massive high score.

>> No.17800337

>>17800306

I think he's referring to lootboxes in particular.

>> No.17800356

>>17800335
If she really is a neet loser chances are that you'll be the one babysitting her.

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>>17800337
>Lootboxes are silly topic

He really think publishers wouldn't attempt to buttfuck every potential consumer with them?

Imagine if all the pretty human boy skins were lootbox only on top of P2W shenanigans. MGs would solve that problem themselves the smart way by mindflaying them.

They'd be the saviors of vidya, something mere humans can't hope to achieve.

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17800363

Though they may be a Wights first form, that doesn't mean Zombies aren't deserving of your affection.

>> No.17800368

>>17800221
No idea but watching her smugly rest upon her tremendous chest would be perfect.

>>17800083
Depends on if she's compensated for a lack of mobility with a neat presient aim

>> No.17800373

>>17800357
Anon, that's stupid and you are too. That's like wondering what would monster girls do about corners where you bump your toe on.

>> No.17800379

>>17800373
Remember what they did about the lethal tentacle forests?
And that's why we don't have corners anymore.

>> No.17800380

>>17800373

Or how they would react to you sneezing

>> No.17800387

>>17800380
But we already know that. See >>17790291

>> No.17800390

>>17800379
You can't kill or cum on corners to make them bend so you'll never bump it again, flaying doesn't work either and shoggs can only protect so much.

>>17800380
I wonder what would happen if you told them that your eyes pop out if you hold a sneeze.

>> No.17800392

>>17800387

But what if you sneeze and it's not cold out?

>> No.17800400

>>17799421
WITCHY ACTIVITY

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>>17800392
Well, that's not so bad for you. I pity the guy next to you though.

>> No.17800410

>>17800400
God damn it, now it's stuck in my head again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-3Fgrn7Rls

>> No.17800430

>>17800403
So if I sneeze I get a blowjob for some reason? I can only imagine girls going in for a kiss if I yawn.

>> No.17800478
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What size do you like your MG anons?

>Big to the point they can rest their chin on your chair,use their bosom as suffocation tools and be your big spoon

>medium,both of you are about the same size,plenty of nose rubbing and kissing ensues

>small,she can sit on your lap and your hug completely embraces her

>> No.17800484

>>17800478
>chair

i meant hair,fuck

>> No.17800486

>>17800478
Medium is best. Small can be fun with my lich waifu since she can just float anywhere to make up for her height.

>> No.17800488

>>17791783
>be lilim.
>waiting for the birth of your husbando is taking forever.
>bored out of your mind orchestrate the breeding of his ancestors to will him into being faster.
>He's finally born and cute as can be.
>spend every second watching him
>go's on an adventure at the age of twelve.
>disguise yourself as human adventure and order some weak as fuck slime fucks to rape you.
>after he frees you (aka you blink the slimes out of existence) you join him on his journey.
>gets really fucking hard to not 1 shot everything
>he notices how much stronger you are anyway and asks you to train him so he can finally fight alone.
>sensual training commences

>> No.17800493

>>17800478
Big and 'big in many ways

>> No.17800497

>>17800478
I prefer medium with her being just a few centimeters higher than me so she can brag about it. I just love how I'd be able to hug and look straight into her eyes, sex also becomes more loving and comfy.

>> No.17800499

>>17800488
Anon thats cheating! she could use jewels with negative effects to make it more fair!

think a necklace that cuts all her stats by 90% while worn

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>>17800478
Big.

>> No.17800511

>>17800478
Small enough to use as a mere cuddly body pillow, so probably around four or five feet height.
Why am I posting from my phone in bed at 5am?
I just want comfy sleep.

>> No.17800513

>>17800478
Definitely big.

>> No.17800515

>>17800511
Dream of cuddly grizzly loli body pillow time.

>> No.17800530

>>17799276
If she was my waifu, I’d make sure to talk to the local pumpkin alurane to make her happy.

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>> No.17800560
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>>17800478
Medium to big

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>>17800478
Small

>> No.17800562

>>17800533
i want this with a busty vampire

but sucking my blood instead of hair combing

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>>17800533
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17800589

How does virginity work, magically speaking?

Alright, so say to vampires there's an elixir of life tier sort of wine but the main ingredient is the virgin blood of the husband, and this is a legendary tier delicacy to vampires.

To ensure she has a cellar full of the stuff means a lot of blood harvesting, for a long time, and naturally you can't abstain from sex for that long. So magically speaking, what defines a virgin? Is the wine still good to go if they never go beyond oral?

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>>17800478
medium, but shorter. Chin-rest-on-head height.

>> No.17800596

>>17800589
>How does virginity work, magically speaking?
If you are a guy that's still a virgin by the time you are 30 you become a wizard

>> No.17800605

>>17800596
>didn't even read the rest of the post

>> No.17800609

>>17800589
Probably the purity of the person's mana. Not sure how that would work with the mana in the air but there is probably a difference, maybe in taste or density.

>> No.17800610

>>17800605
and why should he?

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>>17800589
Monstergirls sniff out whether or not a man has stuck his penis in a vagina., or a vagina has forced itself upon his penis.

>> No.17800628

>>17800609
>>17800611
Probably this. Unicorns can sense if a guy has sex before.

>> No.17800631

>>17800628
And I guess blowjobs would remove the pure status since she's injecting her mana into him too.

>> No.17800632

Yeah yeah, but my question is how far does virginity go? If you've got something that relies on virginity to work, do you think getting your dick blown would fuck it up?

>> No.17800635

>>17800632
What's wrong anon, did you cheat on your waifu or something?

>> No.17800638

>>17800635
Is it that fucking hard to read the question?

>> No.17800647

>>17800635
Oh man, he did.

>>17800638
Yes, blowjobs ruin it since your mana would get mixed with the monster's.

>> No.17800653

>>17800647
So how far do you think such a thing would go? Because if it's no contact to keep the husband's blood or SE as pure and virginal as possible, then no vampire is going to have the self restraint to be able to harvest too much of his blood before 'tainting' him.

>> No.17800656

>>17800653
A few weeks probably. The guy could cum in a cup and she could drink from it or something, but that would only make her want more.

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>>17800653
Please, the whole "blood of virgins" crap is either marketing, or magical tradition from pre-Demon Lord.
It is almost certain that this god-tier wine you're so aroused by can be replicated with husband blood with little or no deterioration in quality, what with new magical traditions brought in by the Semen Demon Lord. In fact, one might argue that it might be more potent with non-virgin husband blood.

>> No.17800671

>>17800660
>"purity" has no magical value
Ehh, that's where you're wrong. That unicorns exist as an entity alongside pure angels and the like demonstrates that the untainted still exists as a potent concept. Though I'm sure 110% incubi corrupt blood can be used to make a different kind of wine or prouct. I'd trust vamps to be on the ball when it comes to making things from blood.

>> No.17800681

>>17800671
>"purity" has no magical value
Not my words, although I can see the unintentional implications.
In any event, my points was that there's no reason for vampires to abstain from sex in order to enjoy a god-tier wine, since it is likely that they'll have developed a replacement. So it's good to see we're in agreement.
That said, would Dhampirs give their husbands a vintage made out of their own blood?

>> No.17800695

>>17800681
>abstain from sex
Yeah but surely it's worth it to crack open a bottle centuries down the line and enjoy the taste of when you first met. It would have immense sentimental value on top of any supernatural properties inherent in the wine.

Like the night of your grand daughter's wedding, sharing a toast between you and your waifu as she reminisces on all that happened up until this point.

>spoiler
I dunno, it depends on the Dhampir is she in her rebellious stage where she rejects anything vampire culture? Because that sort of gift is pretty vampiric

>> No.17800705

>>17800681
Still, nothing would beat the original wine, so I can see some vampires still trying to get a sip of it.

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I hope you'll all support Otohime in her idol career.

>> No.17800713

>>17800706
Does she sing about her sweetie spoiled sweetheart at home?

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>>17800533
give her the B

>> No.17800720

>>17800717
I can think of a fun way to use that hairbrush on that butt, but it's probably not the intended one.

>> No.17800728

>>17800660
Married Vampires usually consider their husbando's blood and SE to be the most delicious food in the world.

Undead grey mushrooms are a close second though.

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>>17800695
>>17800705
Alright, that sounds fairly romantic. That said, there would probably be Vampire-specific rituals that permit the extraction of substantial amounts of blood without killing the husband. Further or in the alternative, a combination of anaesthetic magic and Undead Grey Lamentation Shrooms followed by immediate sexual activity might be able to permit the extraction of up to two litres of blood. This would probably have the added benefit of immediate incubization.

The relatively limited quantity of blood extracted by this mechanism should probably suffice for the Vampire's purposes, assuming monogamy, and careful husbanding of the vintage. One would imagine such a rare and potent elixir of blood would only be sampled on landmark, happy occasions, such as births and weddings, and even then only one cup at each occasion.

t. Lich's assistant

>>17800706
Babas have no place on the stage!

>> No.17800731

>>17800720
>it's probably not the intended one.
says who?

>> No.17800733

>>17800729
>Otohime hosts a live show in her palace
>Notices someone calling her old
>He gets ejected into the deep sea

>> No.17800736

>>17800717
That is one fine piece of Kej ass!
Shake it!

>> No.17800737

>>17800720
Spanking is a sin my dude.

>> No.17800748

>>17800733
Just as planned. Now I will get a Big Blue Whale waifu to care for me, r-right?

>> No.17800754

>>17800713
if she has one, poor girl could still be single.
>>17800729
>Babas have no place on the stage!
She's still young! 500 years is still young in dragon years right?

>> No.17800763

>>17800729
>only be sampled on landmark, happy occasions, such as births and weddings, and even then only one cup at each occasion.
I bet destroying a vampire's stock of her husbando's original, virginal wine would provoke an instant blood feud, no pun intended.

>> No.17800767

>>17800754
500s is when the dragon exists her chuuni stage.

>> No.17800788

>>17800754
500 is young for a dragon, but by idol standards she is an old, wrinkly
B A B A
A
B
A

Unless you sell her as 17 years and 6000 months old

>>17800763
Perhaps. It is more likely that she'll just lock herself in her room out of sadness, and focus on milking her husband's blood and semen for the next century.

>> No.17800803

>>17800788
>Perhaps. It is more likely that she'll just lock herself in her room out of sadness, and focus on milking her husband's blood and semen for the next century.
I think it's even more likely she's spend her entire fortune on hiring a time lich to undo the damage.

>> No.17800825

>>17800788
>spoiler
She's 17 in her heart and that's what matters.

>> No.17800828

>>17800803
>Time Liches
I'm reminded of that one /tg/ story. Now I want to see a Mexican Lich that calls herself Wednesday Evening Ten-Before-Six, with the power to "Read the Book", "Prepare the Experiment", "Light the Candles", "Lock the Door" and "Ride the Husband".

>> No.17800838

>>17800478
Generally medium or higher. I still feel a little unusual about having someone pint-sized. Though now I'm imagining a size changing waifu
>Dragon-kin
>Small most of the time
>Capable of significant growth when provoked or aroused

....and here's where I realize my head just went in an unexpected place.

>> No.17800842

>>17800737
I was destined to hell when I stepped on that anthill as a kid anyway.

>> No.17800850

>>17800788
I don't know anon, she lost her precioua virgin blood and nothing will take its place. She'd probably throw the guy at a matango pit that doesn't go with his fetishes.

>> No.17800859

>>17800767
Reminder that 800 is where a dragon enters 'Why am I alone?' Mode, causing her to either strength herself in an attempt to attract dragon slayer looking to 'slay' a mighty, muscled dragon or go full cake mode.

The gorging on the pastry kind, not the CC kind, before becoming a recluse

>> No.17800858

How many wizards here then?

>> No.17800866

>>17800858
I'm close, too close.

>> No.17800875

>>17800858
I'm only 24 but I don't envision anything changing in that department, unless the waifus come that is.

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This patient Ushi has been waiting to strike during Summer time for over a year in order to obtain a mate.

Will another year pass her by? Or will 2018 Summer be the year she finally manages it?

>> No.17800892

>>17800889
What a lil cute.

>> No.17800894

>>17800858
You ever wonder if baphomet cults might cover up the lolistuff to make it more palatable for average joes?

Something like "it doesn't count if it's with your sister" so they can pass as a small tribe of happy, quirky virgins?

>> No.17800902

>>17800859
I wonder what would happen to a dragon such as mine, who got married at the age of 20. She wouldn't resist at looking at a 800 dragon with the biggest shit eating grin ever.

But yeah, some dragons might threaten a few kingdoms in search of a dragon slayer or a prince. They won't even go muscle man either and it shows their intentions.

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>>17800889
She should consider hiring a Gremlin air delivery service.

>>17800902
>20
Anon, you cradle robber. How can you marry a Dragon whose hoard can't even fill a room?

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>>17800911
It's Summer never.

>> No.17800958

>>17800859
So this is how I acquire a plump tubby Dragon who tries to present as fearsome but becomes a jiggling pile of MERE when I touch her

>> No.17800969

>ywn be a cowboy in the desert regions.
>"hunting" monster outlaws and hiding from sandworms.
>can channel spirit energy into "bullets" from your finger tips.
>earn a decent living as a travelling bounty hunter.

>> No.17800972

>>17800902
Oh, they get BIG if they go the muscle route.
Terrifyingly so thanks to all that pent up husbando energy.

The other ones get BIG too but in a less impressive way...

Ironically it makes them easier to beat but less appealing at the same time

>> No.17800988

>>17800911
Hey now, she was acting just like a 20 year old girl so it's okay on my human book. Also, I don't care about her hoard since no matter what is added in there she'll always be on top.

We can also build it together and we have a lot of time to get daughterus, especially since we are so young and fertile.

>> No.17800995

>>17800958
Pretty much.
Just watch out as you may find a muscled one instead.

[sppiler]Or one that burns it off in a furious mating session that lasts for weeks.

Others may go clingy MERE and just do cuddle sex while hugging you

>> No.17801002

>>17800972
It's not like getting muscly big makes them more appealing either, they just provide an extra hard fight.
The best kind is the one that knows she is good enough the way she is and heads off to find a partner.

>> No.17801008

>>17800988
>we have a lot of time to get daughterus, especially since we are so young and fertile
Dragons are high level so they're very infertile. You should to start with a 10 year old one so you'll have time to pour lots of spirit energy into her.

>> No.17801031

>>17801002
Well, those kinda dragons would be married by now wouldn't they?

Dragons get more unhinged the longer they go without having a mate

>> No.17801044

>>17801008
Anon no.
Pregnant dragon lolis get so hormonoly messed up that they develop extra wide hips and go into a nigh-perpetual heat

>> No.17801048

>>17800995
Well, here’s hoping for a big soft pathetic one to molest and teach the joys of being MERE

>> No.17801060

>>17801048
Well, just get ready for her to try and tempt you into breeding her to make up for the lost years, figure be damned

>> No.17801064

>>17801008
Yes, they are infertile, but one at that age is at her peak. 10 is too young though and she's still developing. If you want to go big you get a 16 to 25 one, it'a the best age for young dragons.

>>17801031
Not really. Maybe they were building a hoard or were just too proud or dry to find a dude.

>> No.17801077

>>17801044
You're not supposed to make her pregnant yet, just to fuck her. A lot.
I guess you'll just have to finish in her ass, throat or all over her every time to make sure no accidents happen.

>> No.17801084

>>17801064
A good dragon should have a marrying hoard by 400, 800 is an issue with them

>> No.17801090

>>17801060
Not to worry. Above it all I’d of course want to breed her silly and give her several strong, confident daughters who will get husbands of their own in a fraction of the time it took her.

>> No.17801091

>>17801064
I mean, if we're talking about Dragons here anon a mere 10 years is basically nothing when compared to the rest of their lifespan. Why not just start off diddling her from like age 3 so you can fully mold her into your perfect slutty waifu when she grows up?

>> No.17801092

>>17801077
Well, be sure pump a lot in her, she cAn drink and hold quite a bit before she's satiated

>> No.17801095

>>17799654
>Succubus Nazis

Oh baby

>> No.17801100

>>17801090
Thats good.
She's already got large breasts and but hips, pregnancy would do wonders on those assets

>> No.17801112

>>17801084
Yeah, 800 is definitely too old and there are chances that she'll be becoming a zombie if unlucky. If a dragon doesn't know any candidates at the age of 500 she should really start to worry.

>>17801091
At that point you might as well be her father and diddle her while she's still in her mother's womb.

>> No.17801135

>>17792135
Just ask her politely to turn the mindrape aura off.

>> No.17801136

>>17801064
Young and still developing dragon is the best time to gently practice breeding.

>>17801091
t. kdf

>> No.17801140

>>17801136
>t. kdf
t. not kdf

>> No.17801177

I shall make it my mission to find the most dangerous monster girl and boop the snoot.

>> No.17801181
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>>17801177
She'll come back for more.

>> No.17801184

>>17800894
Well it doesn't count

>> No.17801192

>>17801112
Pretty much.
They get either too strong or too unappealing to find a husband before passing away, becoming Zombie Dragons

>> No.17801197

>>17801181
Mersharks are so great. I want a Great White Mershark to be my floaty as we drift in the sea relaxing in the sun.

>> No.17801208

>>17801184
Am I being exposed to baph propaganda?

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>>17801177
>>17801197
Easy to say, difficult to do.

>> No.17801241

>>17801136
Breeding at that time is okay, but doing it so when she hits her peak is thr best. Though I guess if your main objective is to raise her to fit your fetishes a young age is the only choice.

>>17801192
A dragon being unappealing is hard.

>> No.17801249

>>17801222
I WOULD LIKE TO PET THIS CREATURE!

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>>17801249
You'll have to lure her in, she's a bit shy.

>> No.17801276

>>17801264
I've never noticed the "dat ass tho" in the bottom right.

>> No.17801280

>>17801264
>Monster girl thinking I'm a stud.
That's a hell of an ego boost.

>> No.17801285

>>17801208
When you were in high school did you meet anyone that ever bragged that he lost it to his sister?

>> No.17801304

>>17801285
When you were in high school did you meet anyone that bragged that he fucked a monster girl?

>> No.17801385

>>17801249
Vulkan no.
>>17801241
>A dragon being unappealing is hard.
Dragons are nearly always appealing.

>> No.17801391

>>17801385
That's not Vulkan. Vulkan wants to hug, not pet.

>> No.17801392

>>17801222
Well what if shes a big ol nurse mershark then? Much more docile and motherly too.

>> No.17801395

>>17801391
Vulkan Lives!

>> No.17801397

>>17801385
IT WOULD BE JUST A SINGLE BOOP ON ITS NOGGIN!

>> No.17801398

>>17801395
Didn't he got killed by Magnus with the engine of woe?

>> No.17801400

>>17801392
Does she have elfqueen tier titties?

>> No.17801403

>>17801398
Perpetual baby, Vulkan can't die.
Well, okay he can but he won't stay dead.

>> No.17801408

>>17801398
It's only a Short deathnap

>> No.17801409

>Order limited edition life sized figure of that anime girl you like
>Package arrives
>Unbox it, set it up
>Did the eyes just move? No, that's stupid
>Wake up in the middle of the night to find a Shoggoth looming over you

>> No.17801411

>>17801403
The fuck is a Perpetual? It's new, I don't remember them being a thing in the old editions.

>> No.17801415

>>17801397
I wonder what it'd be like to be a Perpetual in the MGE world.
I'd probably be desensitized to my own deaths so much that I'd end up accidentally traumatizing someone.

>> No.17801416

>>17801398
He's a perpetual

>> No.17801424

>>17801411
Oh boy.
You haven't heard About Ollanius then have you?

>> No.17801425

>>17801400
The biggest and the firmest in the sea. Plus her skin as much softer than the usual shark skin and she loves to cuddle.

>> No.17801433

>>17801424
Ollanius? I heard more or less about him, apparently he stood between the Emperor and Horus. And apparently he had balls the size of Sirius.

And he died in one hit.

>> No.17801436

>>17801425
Thanks nice.
She's probably proper thick too.
Would get one in the shallows to fondle her when she gets stuck

>> No.17801442

>>17801433
Yeah......
Google 40k Perpetual and see what it did to him

>> No.17801443

>40k fags

>> No.17801448

>>17801409
I like the idea of a figure site set up by a match making tanuki. Rather than sending the figure she sends a monster girl cosplaying as the character.
>order a kill la kill satsuki figure
>haughty dragon dressed as her shows up on your doorstep

>> No.17801449

>>17801411
It gets brought up in novels and shit, it's not in the game rules since that'd be 100% fucking busted.

>>17801424
We don't talk about that retcon anon.

>> No.17801461

>>17801442
I don't want to.
I knew about Warhammer a bit, I became really interested in it when I started playing Vermintides and you got a lot Warhammer games around, but then I learned about Age of Sigmar.

I just want to spank cute monstergirls, not rage incoherently.

>>17801449
Not fond of really important stuff being hidden in third-party books or manga. Prototype 2 did the same thing, with Mercer suddenly being an asshole. If you just played the game, you'd never figure out why, you need to read some shitty comic.

>> No.17801473

>>17801449
Can't help it.
Got guard on the brain.
Finished my 2k Marine list and now want to start a guard one with GSC Hybrid bits

>> No.17801476

>>17801448
>The second you open the door she forces her way in and shoves you to the ground before stepping on your head and demanding your subservience.
>That night your face would be buried under her enormous ass as she hungrily slurps up load after load from your dick.
If you're good she'll reward you by letting her impregnate her.

>>17801461
To be fair, like 90% of 40k's lore is hidden in the books.

>> No.17801481

>>17801461
Rage is all you need.
The most powerful of desires

>> No.17801486

>>17801461
>novels
>third-party
They're the main source of the universe's lore.

>> No.17801491

>>17801448
>>17801476
>Dragon dressing and acting as Satsuki
Jesus. Only thing better would be a monster dressed as Ryuuko with her.

>> No.17801493

>>17801481
But I can't let rage consume me. You need to love your monstergirl, even when you're spanking her blue.

>>17801476
>>17801486
I thought the main source was the rulebooks and the codexes, not the fanfictions written by some random guys?

>> No.17801496

>>17801491
Would you be able to handle a double buttjob from Dragon Satsuki and Hellhound Ryuko, or would you spill your defeat all over their color contrasting asses over and over again?

>> No.17801503

>>17801496
The latter. I'm probably going to be broken just by their "who gets Anon go cum more" competition.

>> No.17801506

>>17801493
>Officially licensed books
>Fanfiction
Wew lad.

>> No.17801513

>>17801496
That's too much for any mortal man to handle. God damn it I need this in my life.

>> No.17801524

>>17801496
As will all things, that would be fantastic till the Manny bammt kicks in.
I like Big butts and cannot lie.

VERY big

>> No.17801534

>>17801503
>>17801513
>>17801524
First buttjobs, then titfucks, then blowjobs, then handjobs and then on to actual raw sex.
If you can go through all of that without passing out then they'll stop squabbling long enough for you to marry both of them.

>> No.17801536

>>17801534
Anon I couldn't get past the buttjob.

>> No.17801540

>have cute skeleton gf
>she stays up late bashing people for liking the “Thicc meme”
>notice no matter how much she seems to try to eat more she stays svelte and thin
>used to support the Sabbath “for the message they’re sending” until a Sabbath scout with huge loli hips and a plump butt delivered cookies to your door
I wonder if she’s jealous.

>> No.17801545

>>17801534
>marriage with a cosplaying hellhound and dragon
That's worth fighting against passing out for, like hell I'd let myself miss any of that.

>> No.17801548

>>17801540
Just force-feed her gallons of mega Holst milk anon, it'll be good for her bones too.

>> No.17801560

>>17801540
Plump loli butt is good on plump lolis.
Gonna use that rear till she looks pregnant every day

>> No.17801561 [SPOILER] 
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17801561

Honorary Mantibus, AKA the Manticore Succubus.

>> No.17801567

>>17801548
>she wakes up the next morning with a gleeful skree
>like a kid on Christmas morning she runs to the mirror practically crying tears of joy as she observes her huge, heaving, unprecedented C-cup breasts and lightly padded/decent ass
Hey, if it makes her happy!

>> No.17801571
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Whats better as a story?
>Family or friends trying to point out Anon's smoke hobo wife came from nowhere.
Or
>Smoke hobo "jumping forwards" in a relationship, going from stranger to coworker to wife without out anon being able to recollect the in between.

>> No.17801573

>>17801561
Dr. FrankenLich has gone too far!
What other horrible hybrid abominations has she released this Halloween season?

Share your ideas!

>> No.17801576

>>17801548
I'd rather do that to an alice

>> No.17801580

>>17801576
Now this is a man of fine taste!

>> No.17801582

>>17801241
>raise her to fit your fetishes
I don't think that's necessary, it's more likely the two of you were compatible to begin with because mamono mana.

In a scenario you were on friendly terms with a loli dragon with nice hips that made you want to do naughty things to her, it's entirely possible that her appeal was reflecting her preferences, as in her body and mannerisms were attracting a man of her liking without her even realizing it. She might have some thoughts, monster instincts or dreams that make her feel hot for reasons she might not fully understand, until you teach her.

>> No.17801600

>>17801545
The post sex cuddles would be amazing anon.
Plenty of warm snuggles, wing hugs and neck kissing.

>> No.17801602

>>17801573
Kunoichi Kikimora
The unseen maid is the swiftest. Her outfit would be both sexy and badass. You’d leave a room, remember you forgot your keys, come right back in and it’d be totally spotless. Then you’d turn back around to see your maid holding your keys out in reverence. You’d take them, looking down scratching your head, and when you look up she’d be disappeared again.

>> No.17801608

>>17800499
But then she won't have all that power on tap in case someone unwisely decides to put a scratch on her darling.

>> No.17801609

>>17801571
The first one.

>That pic
Oh right, I was suppose to take a pic of the translated book.
What would you guys like to see from it?

>> No.17801610

>>17801602
I'm having a boner at the following idea.
>notice your meal isn't perfectly cooked
>wonder if something is wrong
>raise your voice to call her
>she drops from the ceiling while offering a cane, and immediately bends over the table
>"that's... not what I had in mind."
>she just stares at you until you swing the cane at her ass a few time
>once you're done, you give her away the cane
>she walks behind you and disappear
>your meal is now perfectly cooked
>no clue how she did it

>> No.17801612

>>17801580
A super stacked (top and bottom) Alice who does her best despite her tremendous assets is cute.

Even better if she's unaware of why oniichan keeps eyeing her chest of her bottom through the struggling skirt and overstretched bear panties

>> No.17801625

>>17801610
Made all the better by her toned yet thick thighs and booty from years of training, and her seductive all-Black hair and feathers.
>get out of bed to stretch in the morning
>it’s already perfectly made by the time you turn around
Handy AND cute/sexy!

>> No.17801630

>>17801600
Lovely, just lovely.
Monster girls cosplaying is something I never considered before but my eyes are opened now.

>> No.17801639

>>17801625
>evening arrives
>"Boy I sure could use some company tonight" as you lay on your bed
>she appears by the door
>slowly walk to the bed

>the next morning, she's gone when you wake up
>but she made the effort of leaving her half of the bed messy because she noticed you looked sad when you woke up in a perfectly made bed by yourself
>stand up, stretch a bit
>bed is made when you turn around

It's the attention to details that makes a master really happy.

>> No.17801641

>>17801625
>there’s a plumbing problem with the house that your Kunoichimora regrettably can’t fix
>resist her insistence on you punishing her through repeated ass lashings and anal sex and instead call a Plummer
>a good-natured salt-of-the-earth Oni Plummer shows up to fix the issues
>while she’s working you get a strange sense of imminent danger
>you don’t realize how many times the unsuspecting plummer was an inch away from being kunai’d for standard too close to you
>after that day start to notice new books on your shelves about “do it yourself plumbing” and other handywork books

>> No.17801644

>>17801630
Just consider all the other cosplays they could do now that you're their husband anon.
Girls like R. Mika, any of the Sailor Senshi, Characters from hentai or their own roleplay costumes for things like being raped by a pair of Sukeban for example.
The possibilities are endless!

>> No.17801662

>>17801639
That is absolutely true. What a sweetheart.
>come home after a long day
>throw yourself on the empty couch
>your head comes down on a pair of soft warm thighs as feminine hands go to work brushing your hair and massaging your scalp
>you know better than to open your eyes, but you do reach a hand up blindly to find and stroke a large fluffy ear
>you can just barely, BARELY make out the sound of shuddering breath with an “oh master...” carried on it

>> No.17801666
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>>17801630

>> No.17801679

>>17801639
You may think you’re sleeping alone but in truth she’s inches from your face the whole night, sniffing you and just barely a few centimeters away from straddling you, her womanhood moist as she revels in your proximity.

>> No.17801683

>>17801641
>go to meet your friend chad, who has a Kikimora wife
>you start talking about your respective wives
>he asks if she acts a bit weird sometimes
>you mention she wanted you to cane her
>he smiles and start giving you hint
>have her bite on a pillow, move your wrists to maximize the impact, and don't stop until her ass has red stripes all over
>then the topic changes

>come back home later
>you find your shinobu kikimora bending over the sofa, biting on her fingers, her skirt raised up all the way, her panties down to her knees, with a cane on the table
>she's shaking and terrified but want you to be happy
>you start panicking and tell her it's a misunderstanding
>she starts standing up with a huge relieved smile, then start blushing, spout something about "shaming my master by exposing myself"
>bends over the sofa again
>you decide to never mention the fact she obviously followed you the whole time, or she'll have you punishing her way too hard

>>17801662
Cute!

>> No.17801712

>>17801644
>Lich as R. Mika
>Gremlin as Shimakaze
>Dark Mage as Tharja
>Hinezumi as Tifa
>Brown kunoichi as Yukikaze without the shit fetishes
>Vampire as female Dio
>Dhampir as female Jotaro because she's feeling edgy
>Hobgoblin as Hestia
Monster girl anime cons must be a dream come true.

>> No.17801718

>>17801571
>Anon's brother pulls out his old high-school pictures to prove that the smoke hobo hasn't been his girlfriend since junior high and that she suddenly appeared 2 days ago
>The pictures have been altered to include her every time
>She is standing in the door frame and asks Anon if he'd like her to wear her old school uniform
Can't defeat a master of deception.

>> No.17801725

>>17801683
Poor meido. She must be so terrified of her master, thinking he’d be so quick to anger as to abuse her like that!

>> No.17801732

>>17801725
She probably failed to tail him properly, only managed to eavesdrop on him getting tips on how to spank her properly, and assumed he loved it.

>> No.17801743

>>17801725
>Shinobi Kiki starts trying to come up with other ways to get you to wail on her ass
>you notice the alcohol stock is much more filled these days
>one day the unthinkable even happens: she drops a small, unimportant plate which doesn’t even crack
>but you’d think she just got caught betraying her country by how she’s bent over, somehow has her hands tied and bound, ass on full display next to an assortment of paddles, switches, and other spanking devices
I’m no expert but I’m starting to think she may want her master to punish her.

>> No.17801747

>>17801743
I'm a spanking fetishist, but when I read your post, all I can think is "how the hell did she manage to tie herself up?"

And I'd like to see that.

And give her what she wants, of course.

>> No.17801748

>>17801743
The awkward part is holding back only mammobama to keep working on her body.

Ninja kiki would probably notice her ass is looking fatter and is more sensative with each passing day

>> No.17801757
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>>17801743
>come home one day
>find her tied up to some strange cross like pic related
>her skirt lifted up and clipped
>on the tabble, various implements are present (but no cane, strange), with a small note saying she threw the newspaper in the wrong garbage bin and noticed it too late
>"... We need to have a talk."

>> No.17801759

My goodness these Shinobi Kikis are lewd. It's a good thing my Ochi bodyguard would never think of such things huh?

>> No.17801761

>>17801747
You'd be surprised at the innovations a passionate self-bondage enthusiast can make anon.

>> No.17801763

>>17801761
All my knowledge of bondage comes from the movie Pulp Fiction.

Incidentally, that's also the reason I'm fond of spanking but I hate bondage. I was too young to watch that movie.

>> No.17801767
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17801767

will a holst ever breastfeed anon or are we doomed to a life of eternal struggle

>> No.17801774

>>17801763
There's your problem anon, Pulp Fiction is not a very accurate portrayal of good bondage, intimate, loving, comfy or otherwise.

>> No.17801777

>>17801748
>>17801747
>>17801757
Shed start wearing a skintight sneaking suit that her enlarged ass deliciously bubbles out in.
What happens when master finally breaks/gets drunk and comes on to her?
>>17801759
>shinobi Kiki’s master is telling all these things to his friend who has an Ochi bodyguard
>UneadSweating intensifies

>> No.17801782

>>17801774
Damn right.

>>17801777
As long as we're spared the 2-meters long bamboo canes that they used in Ancient China, it'll be fine.

>> No.17801794

>>17801777
>skintight sneaking suit
Now that's the stuff!

>> No.17801811

>>17801777
>UneadSweating intensifies
Of course she would sweat, with anger! Because that Shinobi is doing things unbecoming of a noble warrior.

>> No.17801824

>>17801794
Unfortunately the Kikinoichi is probably too sure of foot to accidentally trip and plop her delicious fat booty right on master’s face while wearing said suit.
>>17801811
Sure anon.
“Anger”.
Hot, heavy breathing, trembling “Anger”.

>> No.17801825

>>17801777
>skintight
Not sure I like.

>> No.17801828

>>17801824
She shouldn't breathe too heavily, those chest bindings are tight. Though considering her size it's hard for them not to be.

>> No.17801838

>>17801825
What, you never got a boner from Taki from SoulCalibur? What do you think the sexiest ninja outfit is?

>> No.17801839

>>17801825
Part of the appeal of Kikimoras for me is how modest and proper they are on the surface.
Maybe normal maid attire over the bodysuit.

>> No.17801846

>>17801838
>What do you think the sexiest ninja outfit is?
Not him but normal school uniform with a completely open shirt and no bra.

>> No.17801860

>>17801846
Katsurugi please

>> No.17801861

>>17801777
>skintight sneaking suit
It'd work best as a bodystocking, though I wonder if she'd have some armor pieces over her bird legs.

>> No.17801863

>>17801846
But I like bras

>> No.17801869

>>17801863
Bras are best when too small and partially visible

>> No.17801878

>>17801869
bras are best on my floor

>> No.17801882

>>17801878
Nah, oppai lolis with frilly pink ones on their huge calcium cannons

>> No.17801898
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17801898

Automaton Mermaids, Automaton Centaurs, Automaton Undead?

>> No.17801910

>>17801878
Let the bras hit the floor

>> No.17801914

>>17801882
I’d compliment them and the bra and ask if I can feel how soft it is as she sits in my lap.
In this instance, a cute innocent megaoppai-loli succubus sounds absolutely perfect.

>> No.17801916

>>17801712
>Vampire dressing as Dracula having a mock fight with her Dhampir daughteru dressing as Alucard

Would watch

>> No.17801920

>>17801914
I want a cute oppai loli succubus so bad.
90% of it not even for sexing, just having her as a cute friend and something to squeeze and make happy.

>> No.17801936
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17801936

>Wife spices your food and drinks with sticky shroom
>Corners you once she feels you are 'full' enough
>Her eyes scream 'mating season'

What do you do?

>> No.17801950

>>17801936
what i do every mating season
call an ambulance

>> No.17801957

>>17801838
Not really. Seong Mina and Cassandra, on the other hand, I'd spank them raw.

>>17801839
Of course there's a maid outfit. I was surprised you would remove it.

>> No.17801961

>>17801920
Just imagine her waiting for you to get home from work then running (bouncing out of her top) up to fly up and give you a big squishy hug (with your face smothered between her milk mountains)
She’d be so happy she found her husband so early in life and she’d play an adorable wife.

>> No.17801974

>>17801961
>asks if you want “dinner, a bath or me”
>dinner is microwaved chicken tenders
>a bath is her playing in the bath with you with her water wings on
>”me” is snuggling with her on the couch under a blanket as she hugs and wiggles against you
Bless her, by the time she’s full grown she’ll be a grandmaster tier wife.
Hell, she already is.

>> No.17801977

>>17801920
She'd be for cute.
Getting up on your chest or in your lap when you sit/lay down after work.
Her having gigantic breasts would be secondary to the snuggly she'd want.

>> No.17801986

>>17801974
Don't forget wearing a clothed Apron that says Hug the cook.

>> No.17802003

>>17801986
>Puts the tenders on your plate
>arranged in the shape of a smiley face
I’d hug her. I’d hug her so hard and so long. So much she’d start to ask why it feels like something wet is dripping on her shoulder. I wouldn’t let her see.
>>17801977
And I’d give her all the snuggling she could take. I’d even do girly things with her like play dolls with her or help her paint her nails.
She may ask at one point why I don’t just relax after work instead of play with her, to which I’d kiss her forehead and tell her I am relaxing.

>> No.17802005
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17802005

>>17801950
Mobile Unicorn Doctor.

Like Centaur pizza runners but with medicine.

>> No.17802007

>>17801950
>Paramedic is a CC who has never had a man and is somehow assigned to all of the "after sex help" operations

>> No.17802015

>>17802003
You would probably have her sleeping in your lap each evening.

Such a cute oppai loli succubutt.

Just tell her you're drooling, she'll never know.

One can only imagine what her chest is going to look like when she finally hits puberty

>> No.17802016

>>17802003
Sounds like paradise, anon.
Just be careful.
Both the Sabbath and onee-Sabbath won’t like you being married to an oppai-loli succubus.
You’ll have to be stern and keep her safe from those who would try to fully lolify or maturify her.

>> No.17802029

>>17802015
>oppai loli succubus blossoms in puberty
It would take more than just my own strength to resist indulging in her bodacious bosom every morning before work and every afternoon right after she gets off school.
I hope she wouldn’t be embarrassed being with an older sod like me.
>>17802016
To hell with them. She can grow up naturally.

>> No.17802039

>>17802029
She would probably pull your face in her chest when she hugs you, giggling in an overly innocent manner.


She probably doesn't have an indecent bone in her body and truly is doing such a thing without any ulterior motives, she just wants to hug.

>> No.17802041

>>17802029
>go to pick up your oppai-teenage succubut after her school day is done
>students making fun of the average guy in an average car
>until your young wife steps out to you and straddles you right there in the seat, playfully poking your nose and stating she’ll be your airbag system this afternoon, all while heaving her enormous chest to press against yours
Chestlets would be seething.

>> No.17802051

>>17802039
And I am 100% okay with that. I’d love that even more than her being lewd all the time. I’d still like some of the private moments to be quietly sensual, sure, but what you described is the exact norm id want for up to that stage of her life.
>>17802041
Now light teasing I am certainly also okay with. What a perfect succ. She’d truly have lived up to her race’s pedigree of being masters of making a man utterly infatuated.

>> No.17802053
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17802053

Reminder that gambling is an addiction and that pink slipping your life away on one last try at the Casino is not a good thing.

Then you're taken to the auction house when you inevitably lose, and that rich CC Unicorn who owns Hoof Town Pizza is going to buy your virginity and wedding contract.

>> No.17802055

>>17802005
I want to flirt with that unicorn when she's trying to heal me!

>> No.17802065

>>17802051
Yep.
And then when she's a fully grown adult she'll probably put on a nice dress that you probably bought her, go out to dinner with you, and try her hand at romance in the hopes that you engage in some face to face, one on one baby making.


The fact that her chest probably outsizes anything outside a megaholst would make her fidgeting and awkwardness at actively trying to romance you all the more awkward, especially when she puffs it up to make it more noticeable but has her almost falling out of her chair.

>> No.17802080

>>17800478
>Bath of hot honey
Oh no. You may awaken HIM.

>> No.17802097

>>17801571
While I won't knock on you for asking the thread simple shit, it depends on the intended tone.

>> No.17802102

>>17802065
Dear god. I’d want to tell her she doesn’t need to try so hard but I know how important it would personally be for her to do it this way. And I’d be lying if I said that her mythically big chest didn’t keep grabbing my attention as it jiggles about.
But the final surprise id have for her would be when the fancy food we ordered came and for some reason, her dish has been swapped out with a plate of chicken tenders in the shape of a heart- with a small black box in the middle that I’d ask her to open as I got down on one knee.

>> No.17802109

>>17802102
Awwww.
I bet moments like these send nearby spectating monsters into a love/lust frenzy.

>> No.17802112

>>17802102
Anon, she'd let out that breath so hard that her chest would smack the table right before she starts bawling.
This would be the happiest moment in her life and she would, without a doubt, accept with all her heart.

Getting her out of your lap would be hard.

>> No.17802166

>>17802112
It would be worth it, even if I were being pleasantly suffocated from her squeezing me so tight.
And I’d whisper to her she’d have all the time she could ever want in my lap that night once we got home.
Now that the pressure would be off her, I’d love to see her fulfilling her succubus nature and how she’d seduce me that night.

>> No.17802174

>>17802166
Hardcore Missionary

She wants to make the first time special.

>> No.17802187

>>17799232
>Chased them all away
If you're shit you're still better than the alternative like bob and bollocks

>> No.17802190

>>17802053
I wonder how dazzling Wonderland casinos will be.

>> No.17802191

>>17802053
Don't worry anon, my waifu is the one that's slightly addicted to gambling and she has lady luck and me by her side.

>> No.17802196

>>17802190
PRetty nice, although they have to check holsts cleavage to see if they're sneaking in any secret 'tricks' when going to the card tables.

>> No.17802202

>>17802053
Going bankrupt at a dragon casino and being given to the owner's young cousin is the best possible outcome for a man's life.

>> No.17802213

>>17802174
Then I’ll hold her hands, balance my chest on top of her wonderpillows, look her in the eyes and try and put a daughter in her.

>> No.17802221

>>17802202
>try to gamble and lose
>keep winning because luck is too strong
>end up with a hoard bigger than the dragon

>> No.17802223

>>17802213
Good job.
Enjoy best end.
Although dealing with a daugtheru who has a chest as large as her moms will be awkward.

>> No.17802225
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17802225

>>17802202
Don't squeeze her unless you have a welding mask

>> No.17802256

>>17802202
>Anon losing too many games
>Needs to borrow money or be sold off to a 4000 year old CC Dragon who hates men
>Steals from a Griffon hoard and earns her ire
>Lead said Griffon to the Dragon casino
>Clusterfuck ensues

>> No.17802260

>>17802223
But who better to parent such a daughter than a father who lived with someone like her when she was that age and a mother who understands first hand?
We’d be loving, giving parents who would hope she can find a man of her own to share her bountiful love with.
>”Mama, why are my and your chests so big?”
>”That’s because they’re filled with all the love papa has for us!”
>”Waaaow! Papa sure has a lot of love to give!”
>”Fufu~ he sure does~”
Daughter number two would soon be on the way.

>> No.17802272

>>17802256
What if he stole from the dragon he was going to be sold to? That's some advanced casino tactics right there.

>> No.17802276

>>17802260
How can one man survive such comfy hugs?

>> No.17802284

>>17802276
A warm heart, open arms, happiness, and pragmatically, the ability to hold one’s breath for extended periods of time.
Don’t want to pass out when the daughteru accidentally hugs your face for too long.

>> No.17802293

>>17802284
Perfect.
Don't drown in boobs.

>> No.17802303

>>17802272
Her hoard is in the casino vaults.

>> No.17802304

I want a Mino bodyguard.

>> No.17802307

>>17802225
What kind of relationship would a whelp and the Anon she own have?
I reckon something similar to a loli Vampire and his butler.

>> No.17802310

>>17802303
>not being a phantom thief
And I'm not talking about the ones that steal hearts or panties either.

>> No.17802312

>>17802293
>Family photo when my three daughters are all 18 or older and the wife has been through three pregnancies
>the photo is 80% comprised of boob
But it’d be cute. This is a good ending.

>> No.17802319

>>17802312
Could your wife even walk at that point and are her breasts even ever empty?

>> No.17802325

>>17802310
I think that Anon didn't think this through. He probably saw a Griffon winning big so he tailed her to her hoard.

>> No.17802352

>>17802319
Oh, they’d stop growing at some point before it got REALLY hindering.
And I’d sure as hell try to empty them everyday, if you know what I mean.
When I’m not practically sleeping between them on a lazy afternoon.

>> No.17802360

>>17802352
>Hey mom, you seen Dad anywhere?
>I think hes napping in my boobs again sweetie, need me to wake him?

>> No.17802361

hey guys, do you know any good Monster Girl games on android?

>> No.17802365

>>17802304
Who gets payed by using you as her living dildo daki at night?

>> No.17802368

>>17802007
How would she react to being sent to a call of a young man tripping on raging shrooms, his diamond hard erection right in front of her?

>> No.17802380

>>17802365
I wouldn't have it any other way. But she'd be gentle and surprisingly nice.

>> No.17802404

>>17802380
Minotaurs most likely hug their man really tight and close, but their hip movement are actually slow and careful.
After all sex has to last all night long and not be too stimulating otherwise you wouldn't be able to sleep.

>> No.17802414

Do monster girls ever stop being fertile or do their low birth rates lead to them being able to get pregnant for their entire lives?

>> No.17802419

>>17802368
Takes off her clothes and prepares to quit her job.

>> No.17802422

>>17802414
They can get impregnated at any given time.

>> No.17802427

>>17802422
Hmmmm.
Impregnate the GMILF aged Hakutaku?

>> No.17802429

>>17802404
>being hugged close to a minotaur's breasts as she gently moves her hips
Nice.

>> No.17802431

>>17802427
Impregnate an ancient hakutaku with all the world's knowledge.

>> No.17802435

>>17802431
I don't think her womb could hold that much knowledge.

>> No.17802448

>>17799232
>Halloween-themed oneshot
How many anons are doing those now? We seem to get a bunch of stories for Halloween and I'm actually looking forward to it. Alp's already started posting his.

>> No.17802458

>>17802448
Saying and doing are two very different things.
We’ll see just how many actually follow through.

>> No.17802459
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17802459

You're not a dgenerate who takes advantage of sleeping MGs right?

>> No.17802461

>>17802459
MGs, no. But those tits? Jesus yes.

>> No.17802464

>>17802459
Depends.
Is it called taking advantage to slip some extra strength hathor milk into the mouth of slumbering oni?

>> No.17802466

>>17802458
We'll probably get at least a few, maybe even some of the quiet writefags like Penywise will show up. It wouldn't be halloween without the best undead writefag.

>> No.17802506

>>17791409
If they aren't the rotting type.

>> No.17802512

>>17794418
>Be in Texas
>Ice elementals are best girls

god damn it

>> No.17802529
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>>17793029
>YFW you have your own Hakutaku

They are big.

>> No.17802541
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>>17802459
I want to take some Manticore venom and prone-bone a fat-bottomed monstergirl while she sleeps.

>> No.17802544
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>>17802529
Reminder that hakus are all inexperienced and should be sexually bullied

>> No.17802556

>>17802459
I would. Gotta make sure she has good dreams.

>> No.17802567

>>17802544
They get rather frisky during nights with full moons though. Got to watch out.

>> No.17802595

>>17802567
>Got to watch out.
Why? You can always trust Hakutakus!

>> No.17802596

>>17802595
I wake up all sweaty when she is on top of me.

>> No.17802601

>>17802541
Would Manticore venom be a big problem? Would there be guys shooting up with it all over town?

>> No.17802605

>>17802601
I imagine that it'd be harder to come by than expected.

>> No.17802611

Have I missed any new encyclopedia 2 pages?

>> No.17802616

>>17802448
I gave up on writing whatever idea I had for Halloween. Nobody would've wanted to read it anyway.

>> No.17802621 [DELETED] 

we need new thread

>> No.17802623 [DELETED] 

>>17802621
How about no, and how about fuck off?

>> No.17802624 [DELETED] 

>>17802623
>still autistic about new threads
>when we have mod's permission

>> No.17802625 [DELETED] 

>>17802623
>1405 posts page 10

kys shitlips

>> No.17802627

What are some good healing scenarios? Where the guy gets healed?

>> No.17802630

>>17802627
Yes.

>> No.17802631

>>17802605
>Get Manticore wife
>Make daughterus
>Harvest daughteru spines, giving them a cut as part of their allowance in exchange.

>> No.17802633 [DELETED] 

>>17802624
How about you kill yourself you shit-stirring fucktard.

>> No.17802635 [DELETED] 

>>17802621
>>17802624
>we
>>17802625
>haven't even ran out of images
>these shitters want to shit out a new thread that might get deleted anyways
Anyways, the people that make new threads early also inject editionfaggotry and shitty OP images into the mix.

>> No.17802636 [DELETED] 

>>17802633
>can't even argue
>just shits his pants like the manchild he is since he lost well before he even began

>> No.17802638

>>17802627
i liked the idea where a cupid saves a guy who jumped off a bridge in a suicide attempt

>> No.17802639

>>17802631
A Manticore would most likely pop out only one cub after years of breeding.

>> No.17802641 [DELETED] 

>>17802621
>>17802623
>>17802624
>>17802625
>>17802633
>>17802635
>>17802636
(You)

>> No.17802642 [DELETED] 

>>17802635
Who even fucking cares about edition?
What autistic shmuck cares THAT much about an OP? Seriously.

I do agree with the images. At least wait till image limit is hit before new threads.

>> No.17802643

>>17802638
>wisp getting blue-ovaried

>> No.17802646

>>17802638
>suicide attempt
Of course an attention-whore like him would get a cute monstergirl!

>> No.17802651 [DELETED] 

>>17802635
This, literally the only reason anyone would want to make a premature thread is to put some fucking faggot shit like editions or pegging memes in the OP or change the name of the thread to "general" or something.
How much do you want to bet this guy arguing right now is the same subhuman cancer who made those troll OPs a while ago?

>> No.17802653

>>17802639
Use mothman dust, trading venom to a local mothman in exchange for it.

>> No.17802654

>>17802627
I love that shit, shame it's so hard to find.

>> No.17802658 [DELETED] 

>>17802642
>lmao bro who cares about letting cancer slide
Zero tolerance for cancer and faggotry here, lurk more newfag or fuck off.

>> No.17802663 [DELETED] 

Only cancer I'm seeing is
>>17802658
>>17802651
>>17802641

>> No.17802667 [DELETED] 

>>17802642
>>17802641
>>17802663
Come on guy, just learn to lurk so you can handle when people shoot your blatant newfaggotry down.

>> No.17802669

>>17802654
Yeah I'd love to have that mixed with some gentle femdom.

>> No.17802670 [DELETED] 

>>17802667
Maybe you should lurk more and notice not every board is like /b/.

>> No.17802674 [DELETED] 

>>17802663
Go back to whatever site you came from underage shitstain, you have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

>> No.17802675 [DELETED] 

>>17802670
Now your spouting pure gibberish since you're getting shittershattered so hard.

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>>17802674

>> No.17802679

>>17802669
Such a story would be so great, with the MG just trying to make the man feel better while also sometimes cuddleraping him.

>> No.17802685 [DELETED] 

>>17802677
>it's an EMGfag
That explains the brain damage.

>> No.17802695 [DELETED] 

>>17802677
Your image explains a lot about you.

>> No.17802700 [DELETED] 

>>17802685
>>17802695
You must be pretty new yourself if you still give (You)s to obvious shitposters.

>> No.17802703 [DELETED] 

>>17802700
If he's actually that retarded, he needs to be told he's a fucking retard. If he's pretending to be retarded, actual retards need to see they aren't in like-minded company or welcome. Either way if you ignore it, the cancer spreads.

>> No.17802710 [DELETED] 

>>17802700
>shitposter
That guy seems more oblivious to his faggotry than anything. He still needs to be culled though.

>> No.17802719 [DELETED] 

>>17802700
>>17802710
>shitposters talking big
Everything was fine and dandy untill you newfies spoke up.

>> No.17802743 [DELETED] 

>>17802719
We were quite fine before you took your aids-infested dump on the thread, thanks. Run along now and kill yourself.

>> No.17802745
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>>17801609
>Oh right, I was suppose to take a pic of the translated book.
>What would you guys like to see from it?

I have the book myself so I can't really say. Except to suggest that if you want more people to notice your offer you may want to include a pic with the offer so it stands out more.

Since it seems a number of people still haven't seen a lot of the settings info, I'll go ahead and post a section I posted quite a number of threads ago.

>> No.17802751
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>>17802745
Nice as the frozen regions are, the section about the volcanic regions is nice too. Perhaps you could post that?

>> No.17802757

>>17801609
>>17802745
Give extremist army

>> No.17802773

>>17802745
>>17802751
Has the undead kingdom stuff been posted yet?

>> No.17802775

>>17802773
Yes. Last thread, let me see if I can go and find it

>> No.17802781

>>17802773
>>17802775
Found it
https://imgur.com/a/S1Ixa

>> No.17802785

So thats
>>17802781
Eros
Dessert kingdom
Undead kingdom
>>17794828
Zipangu
>>17802745
>>17802751
And now Ice

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>>17802785
May as well include the Bacchus pages since those are the other pages I have handy.

>> No.17802797
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>>17802793
They sound like great friends, and I don't even drink.

>> No.17802803
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17802803

>>17802785
>Dessert kingdom

>> No.17802808

>>17802803
Sounds like a kingdom of fatties.

>> No.17802809

>>17802803
No bulli

>> No.17802812

>>17802781
Nice. As expected the undead cities are something like the romanticized versions of old european "culture capitals" except with all night all the time, atleast the description sounds like it has heavy influences from Paris and such.

>> No.17802818

>>17799654
I like the charming magic. Tragically underutilized.

>> No.17802822
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17802822

Everything has an Amazon equivalent.

Amazonian Automata, Sea Bishop, Unicorn, Cockatrice, everything. Except the vile undead.

>> No.17802830

>>17802818
Hopefully it'll see a bit more attention if world guide three gets translated, putting more focus on what exactly the lewd magic we hear about all the time actually does.

>> No.17802836

>>17802809
Theres no bullying in the Dessert kingdom, there's too many sweets for the girls to eat.

>> No.17802843

>>17802781
>>17802793
>>17802797
Many some of these gods are pretty alright I gotta say.

>> No.17802871

>>17802843
>Hel
>"She is described as a petite and beautiful girl, graceful and dignified as the daughters of the nobles"
>"She is considered a relatively young god"
>even their god is an undead loli
>canon reference to young wights or other high level undead

>> No.17802883

>>17802871
>high level petite bipolar god
Yes

>> No.17802901

>>17802836
There’s no bullying when everyone’s eating ice cream!
-President Donna Wurm 2017

>> No.17802905

>>17802901
>Crime is down
>Happiness is up
>So are the girls weights.

>> No.17802938

>>17802901
Nobody tell her the election isn't till 2020

>> No.17802950

I want to give an alp something i never had. a stable family

>> No.17802953
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17802953

you were right boys, how do i make this pharaoh lose to the d

>> No.17802959

>>17802953
get yourself some grapesnake venom, and they are also weak to holy water.

>> No.17802961
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17802961

>>17802953
A thorough graping.

>> No.17802967
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>>17802871
>Hel is pretty much a super Wightloli
Wew.

>> No.17802972

>>17802953
Work on your Quarter Circles and use the Ultra Insemination combo

>> No.17802973

>>17802950
I want to lick an Alps navel

>> No.17802974
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17802974

>>17802953
Get some of these and keep them handy

>> No.17802985

>>17802974
This might be shitposty but I don't think it'd work. It only really works if the monster lets it in the first place. And I imagine most pharohs care enough about running their empires that they'd want it to not work.

>> No.17802986

>>17802953
Just give in to her V instead! Be a happy servant to her.

>> No.17802988
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17802988

>>17802953
it's impossible

>> No.17802996

>>17802967
Imagine an ethereal massage from that...

>> No.17802998

>>17802627
Plane crash survivor. Bonus points for isekai.

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>>17802996
I want to see different varieties of Wightclaws.

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>>17802998
>plane crash survivor
>surviving a plane crash
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>> No.17803016

>>17803008
Silly Wurmchan, you can survive a plain crash.
Telling them that 'I am dead' isn't going to convince the nice CIA people.

>> No.17803020
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17803020

>>17802988
just admit it boys, egypt is too powerful

>> No.17803038

>>17802998
>CIA as a harem protagonist

>> No.17803044

>>17803020
My autism goes to max everytime I see pharoah written. I want to sit down on a bar and drink with an Anubis that knows my pain.

>> No.17803045

>>17802985
You know you can run an empire AND get laid, right?
They're monsters just like any other. They're not opposed to sex at all, they're just not Dark-Priest-tier hedonistic.

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17803051

>>17803044
woops

anyway im done for the night

i'll post the finished shit later

>> No.17803072

>>17802985
Dude making raging mushrooms a strictly consensual thing just defeats the point of them. Plus, I can't picture a scenario in which a monster would say no to sex with her husband.

>> No.17803073
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17803073

Cats.

>> No.17803074

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to keep an eye out for tiny wolfu packs on the prowl.

They learn to hunt young so you never know when you may find yourself covered from head to toe in loli wolfus.

>> No.17803077

>>17803051
Good shit, but i have to say I liked the first version better because it looked like she had a simple disposition

>> No.17803087

>>17803016
Then who would be the Wilson to my Tom Hanks?

>> No.17803090

>>17803073
Purring is magical.

>> No.17803096

>>17803074
>covered from head to toe in loli wolfus
Sounds like a good way to start a doggy pile.

>> No.17803102

>>17803072
But the point isn't to make you able to conquer monster girls, rather its to have a different kind of sex then you normally can with them.

>> No.17803113

>>17803096
Wolfu pile.
They are very sensitive about being referred to as 'doggies'

>> No.17803129

>>17803102
Are you saying you can't conquer a monstergirl with sex? I mean maybe its intended for use in a married couples love life, but there's no restriction. Springing it on surprise could be just as effective. I mean if you want to really reach, if the guy really truly wants to make her submit to the dick, mamono mana will make her conform. It might not be the first time, but she'll crumble.

>> No.17803138

>>17803113
What are they going to do, bite me?

>> No.17803140

>>17803129
I'm saying its not that simple. To quote:

>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective. In other words, if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's mana, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.

So yes in most cases it is going to work as most unmarried monsters are not going to refuse a man who is interested in sex with them. However, it seems it won't allow you to get monsters with stricter conditions for their men, like lizardmen or unicorns. The monster has to want to have sex with you first.

>> No.17803156

>>17803140
True, but you're overlooking the fact that KC has stated that no single monster is going to reject you if you actually want her. The lines about the monster being ready for sex honestly confuse me, as we're led to believe they always are. I mean I get your point about Unicorns, or I would if Bicorns weren't a thing but aren't lizardmens whole gimmick that they challenge you to a contest of (usually) physical strength or skill? Logically if the mush made you stronger, you'd meet her conditions. Even then, the fact that a lizardman will take a man who honestly loves her, even if he isn't particularly strong makes this sorta moot. KC has made it so the bar for rejection is so low it doesn't exist for anything unmarried.

>> No.17803162

>>17803156
Yes they will accept the man, but they will also mold him into their ideal first (i.e. train him). Given the raging mushroom does nothing to the man's strength, I would assume the lizardman would not have her requirement met, though perhaps it would depend on the individual.

Also, some monsters are indeed not always ready for sex. Unmarried mantises outside of mating season for instance, or glacies before their hearts are thawed by prolonged relationships with men.

>> No.17803164

>>17803138
The most terrifying nibbling you could ever encounter.

>> No.17803172

>>17803164
The kind that makes me wonder how I even got a bite mark in certain places during the mayhem?

>> No.17803175

>>17803172
Of course.

You are covered in wolfu pups after all.

>> No.17803183

>>17803175
Well, I doubt it'll hurt that much. Might be harder if they drag me home to show off to their mother, who knows how she'll react to me.

>> No.17803185

>>17803162
It's true they'll try to mold him, but just the act of accepting him proves an interest. The only monsters this is said not to be effective against are already married ones, ones who are trying to court another person in particular, or monsters with no interest in the man. You have to remember that monsters will almost never turn down a man that expresses interest in them. If an unmarried, single monster won't turn you down if you ask normally, she won't if you're using a raging mushroom. The whole point of Monstergirls is that they'll even take us.

>> No.17803188

>>17803185
>The whole point of Monstergirls is that they'll even take us
The best part is, wanting to fuck monstergirls (in mge) more than humans is the biggest turn-on for them and might cause fights to break out in competition for one of us.

>> No.17803202

>>17803185
>that they'll even take us.
I know thats exactly how it is but i cant see it at all.

>> No.17803228

>>17803202
That's probably why I've got an affinity for the ambush wives.
Sitting on the side of a boat when a mershark launches from the sea, wraps her arms around your chest and pulls you backwards into the depths.
Oomukade hanging off the ceiling waiting patiently.
Sandworm.

>> No.17803235

>>17803228
I have an affinity for those too, especially the ones that tend to kidnap the men they like, such as dragons, ones you said, hellhounds, Shirohebi (For some reason i instinctively call them Shirohebehebehebhehi), Reptiles in general actually, wisps.

>> No.17803273

>>17803235
>Shirohebi (For some reason i instinctively call them Shirohebehebehebhehi)
Shirohambone are the best. I can't stop daydreaming about a Shirobethlehem giving my heart a good roast after getting envious of my love for anime girls.

I also think that a Shirohennessy would be prone to sudden outbursts of playful biting.

>> No.17803283

>>17803273
Waking up with one coiled up on you is probably an experience you wont forget, and they're probably not likely to just let you go if you try to untangle yourself from those nice, loving tails.

>> No.17803284

>>17803273
Just watch out and try to avoid bells.

>> No.17803310

>>17803283
My inner masochist demands that I struggle as much I can to savor the thrill of being preyed upon by a Shirohandy. I know they're not typically sadistic, which is why I personally prefer Apophises (Apophi? Apophes?), but sometimes a comfy jealous housewife is exactly what you need.

>> No.17803324
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>>17803310
But anon, what if she has sisters?

>> No.17803333

>>17803284
*ring*

>> No.17803342

>>17803310
Ohhhhhh i love to think of that, playful resistance for her reaction and thrill.
>>17803324
>sisters
The more of them there are the better it is to resist as now the ensuing rape has multiplied.

>> No.17803371

>>17803324
I'm not personally into group sex. I like the idea of being treated as property, and being hoarded by someone who loves me for something, whatever that may be. All the others can go find their own toy.
Plus I'm a huge sucker for vulgar displays of power, like the scenario where a monstergirl rapes the target of her affection right in front of another love interest to show her complete domination of his body and sexuality.

>>17803342
This guy gets it. Nothing spices up monstergirl foreplay quite like rapeplay does.

>> No.17803383

>>17803371
>rapeplay
Its the best play. Also i too love semi-yan tendencies. Being valued and wanted must be great.

>> No.17803385

>>17803371
But anon, consider possibilities of being treated as property by seven sisters who share everything.
Seven times the smug.

>> No.17803387

While I was off making questionable decisions, did anything notable happen this thread?

>> No.17803394

>>17798083
Hopefully burn in Hell.

>> No.17803402

>>17803387It's only a week more 'till Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Only a week more 'till Halloween
SILVER SHAMROCK

>> No.17803405

>>17803383
Is it semi-yan? Never thought of it that way, but it makes sense to think of it like that.

>>17803385
I see the merit in it, but it's just not for me. Sure, the M would be happy, but my soul would feel divided between them, without ever really belonging to any one of them. My heart's just set on monogamy, I guess.

With that said, a monstergirl with multiple personalities would be an interesting partner.

>>17798083
That's a loaded question, but it's safe to assume that they're all pretty busy. The holidays are coming up, after all.
I'm on probation myself.

>> No.17803406

Is it possible for humans to be yan for their MG waifus?

>> No.17803408

>>17803387
>>17803402
Anyone know a spooky enough ritual to bring about the coming of the demon lord? Asking for a friend who's throwing a Halloween party and totally not trying to bring about the sexualized natural selection of the entire human race.

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>>17803405
>multiple personalities
I know just the girl for you.

>> No.17803413

>>17803406
Yes. Some girls have tools at their disposal that can make you that way.

>> No.17803414

>>17803408
Ask /x/ that's their thing

>> No.17803416

>>17803406
It ends up being indistinguishable from normal love given monsters devotion and capacity to match your desires.

>> No.17803418

>>17803413
Such as? I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

>>17803416
That's what I'm wondering about
>I don't need contact with any other women but you
>Hooray! I love you too honey!

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>>17803408
1. Pick a Holiday, preferably with either a full or a new moon
2. Go to a crossroads at midnight
3. The crossroads has to have willows growing so you can walk under them
4. Play a musical instrument

That's the best I can do. Don't know about candles and incantations.

>> No.17803423

>>17803409
tfw no chimera femdom stories

>> No.17803429

>>17803418
Poisons, addictive chemicals, curses, enchantments, charm magic. That stuff.

It's probably not gonna make you a dominant yan, but more of a submissive, "my heart, mind and soul belong to you, do as you wish" kind.

Shoot, bubble slimes will make you physically dependent on them if they can get you to kiss them.

>> No.17803433

>>17803429
>It's probably not gonna make you a dominant yan, but more of a submissive, "my heart, mind and soul belong to you, do as you wish" kind.
Wait what if you're already like that, is it multiplied to a whole new level?

>> No.17803434

>>17803418
I could see someone being overly paranoid and protective of an Alice. And you get more leeway considering their fuzzy memory.

>> No.17803442

>>17803433
Maybe. You mean like, hardcore M stuff, right? For instance, intentionally being physically abused by your waifu and giving her a guilt complex about how fragile you are, so she feels like a horrible person, and becomes dependent on you to make her feel better, often through more abuse?

>> No.17803447

>>17803185
You completely glossed over the fact that raging mushroom doesn't make you stronger, if the girl is ready for the D it only makes her weaker. Debilitating your foe to win isn't improving yourself to best them fairly. As such I don't think a lizardman would consent.
>Lizardman
Why not Lizardwoman, btw?

>> No.17803448

>>17803004
I bet it goes beyond just wight claws. I bet super high level wights can form ethereal wings and tails too. Maybe even a crown of ghostly horns.

>> No.17803461

>>17803447
Just call them lizard sluts.

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Be wary of Bar Fairies when visiting taverns and inns located near enchanted forests.

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