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17786408 No.17786408 [Reply] [Original]

I want Remilia-sama to kill me!

>> No.17786450

>>17786408
Pointless thread, but anything involving the mistress isn't pointless.

>> No.17787367
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I want to kill Remilia-sama!

>> No.17789687

>>17787367
do not die die the remi

>> No.17789745

>>17787367
Do not die die the Remi.

>> No.17789755

>>17786408
but HOW do you want her to kill you?

>> No.17789783

>>17789755
Prostate exhaustion.

>> No.17789790
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>>17789755
I want Remimi to force me into bed with her, hug me and say "everything will be okay", then once I'm in deep sleep she rips out the carotid arteries in my neck with her mouth!

>> No.17790185

>>17789790
good stuff, everyone post which 2hu you want to kill you and how they do it

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>>17789687
>>17789745

>> No.17790214
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>> No.17790278

I want remi to suck me dry. Im talking about blood of course, i dont want her to be beaten by my cock

>> No.17792261

Can anyone explain me the soumen joke?

>> No.17794126
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>>17790185
I want Yuyu to invite me to a "Last supper" and then kill me once I drink the wine!

>> No.17794983
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>>17790185
I want to be walking around too late at night and get found/stunned by Mystia. When I'm pulling away she can grab my wrist and slice my artery with her nails and follow me until I pass out from blood loss in the middle of the forest. Dead! Food!

>> No.17794996

I want paizuri from Remilia. She's for big, Frandoll is for flat.

>> No.17795020

>>17794996
Scarlet sisters are for double naizuri.

>> No.17795041

>>17786408
I want to force feed remilia lots of smegma

>> No.17795176

>>17795020
*bellyzuri

>> No.17795227
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>>17790185
i want Yukari to steal the hourai elixir for me so she can kill me over and over and use me for food whenever she's hungry
i want to save the lives of everyone else who would have been unwittingly spirited away only to end up as lunch
i want Yukari to tell me that humans taste best when they're filled with fear, so i have to try and escape from her and she has to hunt me down and kill me in the chase, as escape from her is ultimately impossible

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>>17790185
I want Eirin to freeze my sperm and then castrate me.

>> No.17798621

>>17795270
Pretty sure Eirin doesnt really care for that hippocratic oath, also pretty sure thats not gonna kill you

>> No.17798653

>>17790278
>i dont want her to be beaten by my cock
explain please

>> No.17799788

>>17790185
I want to be Flandre's stress toy.

>> No.17799847

>>17798621
If she just cut them off and let me bleed out, I would.

>> No.17799855

>>17790185
I want to die as a side effect of making Junko orgasm.

>> No.17801011
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17801011

I want to be fed to Flan but she feels me wrap around her and squeeze her lovingly while flicking her earlobe with my tongue as she sinks her fangs into me, and she's torn between her thirst and her desire to be loved. Will Flan be able to overcome her impulsiveness and embrace me or will she give in to her impulses and kill the only person who ever made her feel like her life means something? I hope I live, so I can breed with her and more importantly because I think she'd be miserable if she killed me.

>> No.17801088

>>17801011
Yes

>> No.17801103

I also want to kill tripfags

>> No.17802075

>>17801103
feed them to Remi!

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brushie brush

>> No.17802165

>>17790185
I want to be shrunk by Marisa until I'm only a millimeter or so tall, and then have her sit on me!

>> No.17802410

>>17790185
This seems like a nice and clean way to go http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/649158?pool_id=1543

>> No.17803209

>>17802410
>This seems like a nice and clean way to go
I beg to differ

>> No.17803478

Obviously Remilia.
Obviously death by snoosnoo

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