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H-hello.. I'm busy right now but please leave a message!...

>> No.1764581
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DIE!

>> No.1764579

RAPE THE MAIDS

>> No.1764583

*squeeze*

>> No.1764592

>>1764581

>> No.1764601
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>> No.1764603

That's not how answering phones work.

>> No.1764605
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k call me back lol

>> No.1764608
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Moshi moshi!

>> No.1764617

You are busy leaving others' messages.
If I am to leave a message, you will be busier.

Wait... Is that a paradox?

>> No.1764616

Sends you a *squeeze* message

>> No.1764624

"squeeze" :3

>> No.1764630

>>1764617
No, it's a logical progression of work.

>> No.1764631

>>1764617
No, it's a logical accumulation of work.

>> No.1764634
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>>1764608
NO, THIS IS PATRICK

>> No.1764640

*grabs dick*

>> No.1764637

Stop pretending you're busy, Alice, we all know you have nothing better to do than to sit by the phone all day hoping someone will call you.

>> No.1764653
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>>1764634
That would be the logical conclusion.

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>> No.1764665
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>> No.1764763

>>1764662

"YEAH...YEAH! A FUCKIN' SHOE!! I KNOW!!!"

>> No.1764771

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /b/!!!!

>> No.1764778
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n-none of these messages make sense...

>> No.1764786

>>1764778
When are you not busy, Arice?

>> No.1764792

>>1764786
R-really until next weekend....

>> No.1764804

*squeeze*

>> No.1764805

WHERE IS YOUR HAIRBAND

>> No.1764807

>>1764778
Why did your butt just grow

>> No.1764815

>>1764805
CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S TOO BUSY TO PUT IT ON.

>> No.1764833

>>1764807

Arisu is it OK if I stick something in your butt?

>> No.1764835

>>1764665
I always laugh at this.

>> No.1764847
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WHAT? WE LOST?

>> No.1764851
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>>1764807
It's accumulating.

>> No.1764852
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This thread fails. Though a good installer would fix that.

>> No.1764923
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I-I'm just busy that's all...

>> No.1764931

>>1764923
*peck*

>> No.1764933

Troll ye later YAF.

>> No.1764949

>>1764778
DAT ASS....

>> No.1764946
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>>1764931
*blush*

>> No.1764952

I bet Alice found herself a boyfriend...

And now it's all over for Anonymous ;_;

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>>1764952
N-not at all!... I-I'm just marking!...

>> No.1764960

>>1764923
>>1764946
I feel you are hiding perverted things in what is not shown in those pictures, Alice.

>> No.1764966
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>>1764960
u-um...

>> No.1764971

>>1764959
Glad to hear that you're still faithful to Anon, Alice.

>> No.1764973

>>1764966
delicious child bearing hips...would molest and rape tenderly

>> No.1764978

>>1764971
>>1764959
Lies!
Alice must have gotten herself a boyfriend or something now. I just know it ;_;

>> No.1764983

>>1764978
Yeah, me. So what.

>> No.1764986
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>>1764971
*enormous tears*
>>1764978

>> No.1764989

>>1764983
you bastard....Give me back my Alice ;_;

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Alice and I hanging out.

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>>1764989
>>1764983
S-stop talking to yourself.

*flings arms around and hugs*

>> No.1764999

I'm Alice's boyfriend

>> No.1765014

I want to have consensual sex with Alice in the missionary position

>> No.1765020
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BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

>> No.1765023

>>1764966
I can see DAT ASS from here

>> No.1765033

I wanna kiss Alice and cuddle with her for hours.

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>>1765033
Th-that sounds nice...

>> No.1765054
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>>1765020

>> No.1765063
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Hey Alice, I killed your mom and I'm coming over to finish the job.

Hope to see you soon!

>> No.1765073

>>1764986
Send me an email someday, when you're not busy.

>> No.1765075

>>1765049
Why are you so cute *squeeze*

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>>1765075
B-because I'm supposed t-to be mean a-and I'm not...

>> No.1765103

ALICE YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM>>1765073
DO YOU HEAR ME?!! ;_;

>> No.1765103,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>1764574
My waifu.

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