/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

They used to laugh at me as a young fox. I would sit alone, naked, and eat tofu all day long. They spat on me for eating a poorer food than ramen, yakitori or sake. But oh I loved them so. I loved the tofus.

They used to mock me. "Tofus are only fit to be fed to kappas and tengus," they would say. It was true, tofus were used as kappa feed. But oh I loved the tofus. Soft or firm, or mashed into fine tofu paste. Tofu as porridge, but also baked such as tofucakes, tofu cookies, and tofu bread. I loved fried tofus in cold cereal, in Cheerios and Lucky Charms. I loved tofus consumed raw or boiled into a warm thick tofugruel.

My love for tofu was the foundation for my Yukumo Border and Fried Tofu Company. You may have heard of it, we introduced the tofu box, making it possible to buy tofu in quantities other than bulk. I purchased and merged 7 major tofu millers to form the nexus of the soy empire I sit upon today.

They mocked me they did, but I had the last CHEEEN.

[Anonymous No.]

i am a suppatenko i ahev a silly hat and i pick loli catgirls out of the gaps w/ my tails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will spin into your kitchen tonight and eat all of your fried tofu

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, it's Ran with Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this danmaku! It's like a spell card! It's like Reimu's balls! It's like curtain of bullets! Regular danmaku doesn't work against opponents who can graze - this works against those who rarely play danmaku and seasoned pros. This is for not just easy moodo, but even lunatic! Danwow covers 20% more of the area than normal danmaku. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't miss, doesn't waste a spellcard. You use it, and pick it right back up once things are calmed down again. It is made in Mayohiga, you know the Youkai there always make good stuff. You can reuse it, use it for playing, let your CHEEEENNN use it, use it as fireworks. Professional danmaku players, they use it instead of master sparking. Here's Wriggle...Cirno...Daiyousei...Mistia. Not only is the damage gonna be tops - there's the icicle fall (easy moodo). That is going to miss! See that? The weakest damage. We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Give Cirno Danwow, let her go! Without even teaching her how to use it, she really becomes The Strongest! You follow me, cameraguy. Even using her icicle fall (easy) she can defeat Reimu! It acts like a high level spellcard! And look at this - virtually impossible to graze! See what I'm telling ya? Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

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>>1761717
>Mistia

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761717
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[Anonymous No.]

>>1761717

>Ranwow

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761717
I lol'd hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761717
>Mistia
Hey, if you're going to use mai waifus name, at least spell it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761717

I warosugita'd