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I dreamed that I ran into Patchy at the library and we fell in love and got married and had children and grandchildren and grew old together, and as I sat at her side as she lay dying of old age (with myself not far behind), she said "have a good day, Anonymous" and then she turned into the most delicious pizza ever, and then I ate my Patchizza, and died with a smile on my face as the sunlight shone through the last wispy gray hairs on my head and it made my head all warm and it felt so good, because I was happy and loved and had a full stomach. And then I woke up, and now I realize how unhappy and unloved and hungry I am. I'm going to go order a pizza.

>> No.176092

get a slew of meat on the thing. and have them pile on the jalepenos. i love that.

>> No.176098

>>176088
This picture reminds me of a dream I had awhile ago, in which I had to get rid of a bunch of corpse meat hacked up by evil Jim Carrey, and suddenly I get this vision of a Washizu fanart in weird colors, including the words CLICK scrawled across it, and for some reason it was supposed to serve as photographic evidence of my involvement in the crime.

>> No.176103

>>176088
Youkai can't have children.

>> No.176102

/jp/ = /jp/izza

>> No.176107

>>176103
Trotip: get rid of keine and steal one from the human Village

>> No.176109

>she said "have a good day, Anonymous" and then she turned into the most delicious pizza ever, and then I ate my Patchizza

Couldn't stop laughing for a minute there.

>> No.176110

>>176103
Protip: get rid of keine and steal one from the human Village

>> No.176116
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176116

I wonder if Reimu would bare your children for the right price.

>> No.176121

>>176116
10000yen for each try to get her pregnant.

1000yen for each day of pregnancy

>> No.176124
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176124

Why is she such a cute librarian

>> No.176125

>>176088
I dreamt I was Vanna White.

Fuck your Patchy dream.

>> No.176118

>>176103
Who says they can't?

>> No.176132 [SPOILER] 
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176132

Why is she such a cute librarian

>> No.176133

>>176118
No Youkai men in Gensokyo! Also Rinnouske is Half-Youkai so presumably Yukari raped his father.

>> No.176137
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176137

>>176133
moar like Rinnosukes Father raped Yukari

>> No.176161

>>176137
that Dragon is clearly female

>> No.176168

I want to know what OP is getting on his pizza.

>> No.176169

>>176168
human flesh

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176313

>> No.176691

>>176313
hail pork

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