Who can give Junko a new son?

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Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:37:42 No.17587725 [Reply] [Original]

Who can give Junko a new son?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:41:30 No.17587742 Nobody, because her rage won't let anyone. That is the crux of her tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:42:22 No.17587746 >>17587725 Unzan. Their child will be called Unko. Like your thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:43:42 No.17587751 File: 791 KB, 1281x857, __junko_reisen_udongein_inaba_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587725 >Who can give Junko a new son? Reisen but Eirin won't allow it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:50:57 No.17587782 File: 909 KB, 1000x800, 55452280_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587725 I am her son.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 18:53:03 No.17587789 ahhh..loincloth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 20:09:55 No.17588119 >>17587725 Does Junko want a hug? Her stance gives off the hint she does. Even if it KILLS me! I'll HUG Junko!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 20:14:54 No.17588129 File: 29 KB, 640x480, f687cc7ffa2ea316135a796264ab6fab3326945b_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17588119 She's doing a pose she saw in that thing Hecatia calls "terebi".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 20:19:22 No.17588137 >>17588119 This sort of hug is for lunarians only.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 20:23:40 No.17588148 >>17588137 Only Lunarians?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 20:54:38 No.17588231 File: 183 KB, 850x800, __clownpiece_hecatia_lapislazuli_and_junko_touhou_drawn_by_hisin__sample-94e31b485daf8853caaf1245d802aab0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only one answer, Hecatia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:06:09 No.17588257 File: 197 KB, 800x408, rinnosuke door meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587725 Ready to serve

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:19:37 No.17588313 >>17588129 Do you think Cirno could slap freezer?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:45:48 No.17588402 >>17588257 Ay,mi'Lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:49:31 No.17588416 >>17588257 Ahhh, get outta here Rinnfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:53:34 No.17588427 >>17588313 Absolutely Not. Considering his killing fetish. Fairies would be perfect for him. They'll drive him mad and he can kill them as many times over infinity as he wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:55:49 No.17588440 >>17588402 Orders!?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 21:58:49 No.17588456 >>17588440 Take a sharp object- cut yourself across the neck 10000 times. Do this all in 5 minutes. We have little time to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 22:19:41 No.17588550 >>17588456 That's it. I'm dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 22:44:52 No.17588659 >>17588550 If you cannot do this small a task, how do you expect to get past my other survival tests? We have less than an hour to test your capabilities you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 22:48:51 No.17588680 >>17588659 But my dick is up to the job, can we, uhh, test that? Like on the real thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 22:53:27 No.17588697 >>17588680 There is nothing of the sorts listed listed.. No. Scratch that, there is one thing, but it isnt what you're hoping for.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 22:57:11 No.17588712 >>17588697 And what would THAT be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 5, 2017 23:06:00 No.17588751 >>17588712 Can't tell you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 12:09:13 No.17590876 Eirin and Junko should have a sex contest to see who wins Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 12:11:05 No.17590882 >>17587725 Me! I will impregnate Junko, have a cute son with her, and live out my happy life with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 12:59:45 No.17591073 File: 1.12 MB, 972x1667, 1472917668446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would sex with Junko be like? Aggresive? Full of motherly love? Dead fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 13:07:47 No.17591092 File: 733 KB, 700x1000, 71cd9b3bd90aacb4b555ac9ca9015769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not me, because the phrase "My wife's son is dead" would be weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 13:11:41 No.17591103 >>17591073 Nothing but endless crying. Sorrowful and full of rage. LoLK 2, but without Heca to tag along this time most likely

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 13:21:10 No.17591142 >>17591103 wow junko is pretty lame if thats true to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 16:13:25 No.17591848 >>17591073 Like playing LoLK on Lunatic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 16:15:12 No.17591857 >>17591073 Why does Junko look like my white women in this depiction? Probably that facial structure and eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 16:18:03 No.17591874 >>17591073 Tons of crying with tons of leg locking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 16:32:53 No.17591954 dumb hat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 6, 2017 21:55:00 No.17593536 >>17588231 This is gay and I like it.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 00:34:28 No.17594202

>>17591142
>lame
First, and most obvious - she lost her son.
She would have had to love her son deeply, even moreso than her husband to go mad over it and target the moon with Heca, who had a similar issue on her hands years, or however fucking long ago, prior.
Now you're telling me that Junko, though purely angry and still saddened, will openly accept procreating with a human to create another child to replace her deceased?
Of fucking course she's going to cry - It WILL bring back memories of past, and what she had to go through.
There will be no "happy time". Only a one sided interaction between a dead, saddened, angrily crying, woman and a human who cannot stop jacking off in his basement.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 03:19:23 No.17594563 >>17594202 >She would have had to love her son deeply, even more so than her husband to go mad Didn't her husband cheat on her with chang'e

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 04:09:50 No.17594673 >>17594202 wow, I'm certainly going to have sex with Reisen now.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 05:57:15 No.17594912

>>17594563
>Didn't her husband cheat on her with chang'e
No, Chang'e's husband lost her when she escaped to the moon and never came back. He then killed Junko's original husband and married Junko against her will. Junko then basically had him assassinated via one of his advisers.

It is complicated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:00:16 No.17594926 >>17587746 Underrated!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:01:04 No.17594931 >>17594912 And of course, it then made no sense why Junko is trying to kill Chang'e. Because Chang'e had not seen her husband for years by the time Junko lost her son. She had nothing to do with what her former husband had done.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:09:14 No.17594942 >>17594931 Not being smarmy, but news at 11: Grieving parent acts irrationally and lashes out at the closest thing that's related.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:17:51 No.17594961

>>17594942
>Not being smarmy, but news at 11: Grieving parent acts irrationally and lashes out at the closest thing that's related.
I mean, I can sort of rationalise it by claiming "if only Chang'e didn't escape her abusive husband, he would have no need to murder Junko's family to re-marry".

But that is a HUGE stretch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:20:52 No.17594965 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 06:23:21 No.17594969 >>17594965 WHERE IS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 07:01:10 No.17595034 >>17594961 You do know every one needs someone to blame for the bad things that happens to them. >inb4 but I'm /my friend/someone I knew is not like that

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 07:13:46 No.17595057

>>17595034
>You do know every one needs someone to blame for the bad things that happens to them.
But she ALREADY murdered the guy! I mean, she had the guy stabbed to death in his bed, it's not like she didn't get the satisfaction of revenge. To then go and hunt down his ex-wife who was a victim herself, is a step too far.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 07:16:02 No.17595065

>>17595057
Keep in mind that all thi can be explained by Junk turning herself into pure vengeance, and was literally not thinking straight. And that the only reason she gave up her invasion plans, was because she had her anger worked out of her system by "playing" with the protagonist in EX.

The protagonist is basically her punching bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 07:31:27 No.17595097 >>17595065 Which protagonist was the main punching bag though, Reisen?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 08:11:06 No.17595177 >>17595097 >Which protagonist was the main punching bag though, Reisen? She is likely the canon one. And it makes sense that an actual Lunar Rabbit is the best target to punch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 11:51:40 No.17596072 >>17591103 >>17591874 Junko is a delicate flower. You need to be patient and very VERY gentle.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 13:37:22 No.17596483

>>17594931
>And of course, it then made no sense why Junko is trying to kill Chang'e. Because Chang'e had not seen her husband for years by the time Junko lost her son. She had nothing to do with what her former husband had done.

If she had nothing to do with it, why did Eirin's explanation of things make it sound like she did, claiming she had "an evil gift"?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 15:51:57 No.17596947

>>17596483
>If she had nothing to do with it, why did Eirin's explanation of things make it sound like she did, claiming she had "an evil gift"?
The legend goes that she was suppose to share her elixir with her husband. Had they shared they would both become immortals. She became a god because she took all the elixir herself instead. We likely will never know which version of the myth ZUN picked, but regardless she did betray her husband. It's just that depending on the story version, she was worried about an immortal tyrant ruling Earth forever.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 15:53:39 No.17596953

>>17596483
That "an evil gift" it's too interpretative, not say literally nothing of any guilty Chang'e intervention, or any possible innocent Chang'e, because could be Chang'e was involved in Junko's son murder (both planning it or sending Houyi to kill him), or simply could be an analogy of how Chang'e legacy (Houyi) became in a misfortune for Junko.

It's clearly interpretative.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 16:14:21 No.17597016 I can, but only if Chang'e is watching.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2017 16:54:28 No.17597163 >>17594673 You're probably better off with moon bunny. Honestly, we all are.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 09:06:07 No.17605195 File: 165 KB, 681x601, udonge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17597163 Reisen is a soldier. She's going to start screaming in her sleep or go full red eyes purple rabbit and beat you up. And if she didn't get PTSD from the moon,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 10:13:49 No.17605415 File: 1.61 MB, 960x1000, 62723792_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587725 Ask for Suwako as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:13:59 No.17606612 >>17605415 Junko's tits are too low

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:17:10 No.17606620 File: 622 KB, 752x1062, dumbfuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17605195 all that PTSD from skedaddling the fuck away right

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:30:07 No.17606665 >>17605195 Why not fuck the PTSD out of her? Show her that human dick can fuck up Lunarian goons any time and where.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:33:44 No.17606692 >>17606665 Because the only things that solve issues are hugs and not fugs. Hug Reisen and convince her it's and she is in a safe place and there is nothing to fear in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:48:06 No.17606756 >>17606692 And then fuck her afterwards right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 15:56:48 No.17606789 >>17606756 No. PTSD isn't solved over the course of 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:03:44 No.17606814 >>17606789 Ah, I see, you stay with her for 5 months instead and have her fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:07:34 No.17606824 >>17606692 you can hug while fug

Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:16:54 No.17606853
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>>17606789
My mother got PTSD (from the same event I didn't). Took around 6-7 months to completely fix, along with the seizures. It depends on the intensity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:30:27 No.17606902 >>17606853 You don't have to answer this But can you tell us a little more about this event?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:56:54 No.17607032 >>17606853 Kk. Don't listen to the other anon. You really shouldn't for your own sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 16:58:58 No.17607037 >>17606853 Also, cute Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 17:03:28 No.17607050 >>17606814 No. If anything, it would be better off to start a family with Reisen to take her mind off things and redirect it to something else that'll be a large part of her life. Aside drom NEET Princess and our favourite doctor.

Anonymous Sat, Sep 9, 2017 17:12:09 No.17607092
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>>17606902
mom yaps about dad visiting his sick parents, and he gets angry enough (never happened) to beat her with a pipe, then I disarm and talk him into stopping. it was quite easy. women are emotionally very fragile, he didn't even get a hit on her. but, aren't we all?
>>17607032
it's alright
>>17607037
thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 11, 2017 07:12:15 No.17615734 give her the bunny cunny

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 12, 2017 19:34:20 No.17623912 >>17606620 The blind clone with green hair was better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 13, 2017 07:36:30 No.17626156 >>17587751 sauce for this pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 13, 2017 07:42:27 No.17626177 >>17626156 My bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 07:39:48 No.17635484 bump x2

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 07:48:10 No.17635520 File: 118 KB, 600x815, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_koikawa_minoru__7791ee0f89c8deb2a6efd41e5afcf80b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 07:50:12 No.17635530 >>17607092 Did it ain't me start playing?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 07:58:07 No.17635545 >>17605195 Shit. A waste of the biggest pair of tits Touhou has to offer

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 08:10:35 No.17635595 >>17635520 Now does Junko want a hug? This stance doesn't look like it's only for Lunarians!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 08:32:23 No.17635666 >>17605195 Blame the Watatsukis for giving her PTSD in bed from becoming their personal sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 15:46:12 No.17637118 >>17605195 Speaking of which. How does Eirin deal with all of this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 15, 2017 16:42:39 No.17637287 >>17637118 She's batshit insane?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 17, 2017 10:51:48 No.17645661 File: 326 KB, 850x1185, 1505104843683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fun fact: Junko doesn't need to sleep, so she'll just watch you all night. She doesn't even blink. Actually, that's not fun as much as it is horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 17, 2017 11:01:47 No.17645707 >>17637287 Oh. But Eirin is nice, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 17, 2017 12:42:44 No.17646207 >>17637118 Drugs. Probably sedates her when she's having it going rather bad for her screaming about the War.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 00:59:04 No.17657638 >>17645661 Is Junk cold? I mean, she's dead. Id rather sleep knowing Junko is right next to me and not standing over me, staring. But here's the issue of staying warm. And dying in my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 01:00:58 No.17657641 >>17645661 Is Junko cold? I mean, she's dead. Id rather sleep knowing Junko is right next to me and not standing over me, staring. But here's the issue of staying warm. And dying in my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 01:10:10 No.17657672 >>17653344 I want to massage Junko's cold thighs. I don't care if I get danmaku fired through my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 04:15:32 No.17658078 >>17657641 Junko isn't dead. She's a divine spirit borrowing some meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 04:20:48 No.17658090 https://youtu.be/eICyqjtsizo?t=80

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 04:29:48 No.17658113 >>17645661 That's not scary at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 20, 2017 17:30:35 No.17660600 >>17658078 Okay. Thanks. But what about the second issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:28:05 No.17666338 >>17660600 The meat is warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:33:32 No.17666345 >>17666338 Yes.. Heard that.. But my second issue is still hanging.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:34:59 No.17666348 >>17666345 You should touch the meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:35:18 No.17666352 >>17666345 Wait, no, third i mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:36:48 No.17666354 >>17666348 Touch what meat? I meant dying in my sleep anon. Thats the issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:42:36 No.17666369 >>17666354 Just touch it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 21, 2017 21:50:39 No.17666393 >>17666369 I perfer Junko to not be a futa anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 10:25:28 No.17677470 >>17588231 They make good partners.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 10:36:59 No.17677492 >>17646207 Reisen fought in the Appollo War or in another one ?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 10:38:02 No.17677495 >>17666393 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 10:50:47 No.17677518 File: 54 KB, 600x525, 1486666554805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what's Junko even doing all the time? She stated that she wants to visit Gensokyo and Heca and Clowpy are already there so when do we get her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 11:58:33 No.17677790 >>17626156 fuantei

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 23:29:52 No.17680265 >>17677518 Plotting and exacting revenge as said.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 24, 2017 23:31:33 No.17680270 I love Junko, but i wish she were less angry. I guess it can't be helped really. I really don't want her to kill me unconditionally like everything else.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:23:50 No.17682015 File: 82 KB, 678x960, FB_IMG_1506322077410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, a Junko thread that i missed. Alright, ill dump a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:25:14 No.17682018 File: 80 KB, 850x1041, FB_IMG_1506305583754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682015

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:26:35 No.17682022 File: 125 KB, 850x1368, FB_IMG_1506300482013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682018

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:27:36 No.17682026 File: 416 KB, 1800x1440, FB_IMG_1506300459940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682022

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:28:54 No.17682030 File: 64 KB, 600x960, FB_IMG_1506270825574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682026

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:28:57 No.17682031 Take note Junkofags are facebook faggots as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 12:31:41 No.17682041 File: 118 KB, 750x1000, FB_IMG_1504809377325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682030

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 14:34:20 No.17682538 >>17682031 Says the Reimufag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 16:39:49 No.17682968 File: 127 KB, 850x1208, HyperdimensionJunkoHDD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682041

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 17:43:16 No.17683196 >>17587725 B A R R E N A R R R E N

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 17:47:42 No.17683216 >FB_IMG_ I hope you enjoy your JPG artifacts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 18:29:39 No.17683386 File: 35 KB, 250x248, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17682031 You aren't serious are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 18:31:47 No.17683395 >>17683216 Absolutely ruined.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 25, 2017 18:46:59 No.17683459 File: 24 KB, 468x378, 1497162618738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17607092 >mom yaps about dad visiting his sick parents sorry anon but you mom is a bitch, what the heck. Also good job taking care of her and of your dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 01:16:13 No.17694413 >>17587725 She could adopt me.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 22:24:57 No.17697978

>>17694413
I guess I'll take that as well, seeing as i might see Heca on a regular basis, and sometimes Clownpi.
The only major con here is dying by Junko's hand in a rage session, which seems likely, even if she showed a bit [read:lot] less care. Or Heca forcing me to try new [read:weird] clothes. Or Clownpiece picking fights with people, again.

Not a bad thought [overall atleast]. Junko just seems more like someone who would be hard on you. I'm sure Heca is nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:31:09 No.17698201 >>17697978 >heca is nice Vacations to hell sure are nice

Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:42:31 No.17698228

>>17698201
>Vacations to hell sure are nice
Heca doesn't live in Hell, she just has the master key and is free to come and go. She doesn't actually WORK there. Her real job is being the goddess of magic, and more well known as the goddess of all Witches.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 28, 2017 23:51:38 No.17698270 >>17698228 >hecatia turns you into a wizard hmm

Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 00:04:04 No.17698307

>>17698270
It is interesting to have Heca and Junko being friends. Because both of them were based on mythology going back to the early Bronze Age. They might have originated from entirely opposing sides of the planet, but it is possible they were friends going back to 3000 BC.
(Heca started with Carians, and Junko was from the first mythical age of China.)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 23:34:41 No.17702669 >>17698270 Is this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 29, 2017 23:38:46 No.17702690 >>17702669 No, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2017 23:22:16 No.17710609 >>17596072 I thought all 2hus were delicate flowers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 00:33:25 No.17710858 File: 433 KB, 401x638, 1442853734557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17710609 No they are mostly smug bitches. But that's ok. It's part of their character.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 09:52:44 No.17712062 >>17682968 >>17682976 >>17682984 >i-if I start renaming shit I save from facebook no one will notice Nice artifacts you have their Indiana Jones

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 13:23:07 No.17712683 File: 178 KB, 1170x1653, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_amisu__4914fca9eba6e338d9eaa278a7f14008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do you think you're going sunshine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 18:01:14 No.17713623 >>17712683 O-on to the e-extra boss stage?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 18:13:58 No.17713659 >>17712683 Delet this. Junko is fit. Not fat. There's no way she's nice enough to call you "sunshine" either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 19:25:35 No.17713844 So what happened in the first lunar war? I havent read silent sinner in blue

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 19:52:39 No.17713909 >>17713844 Lunarians being nazis about their purity as usual

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 20:47:17 No.17714047 File: 1.66 MB, 1350x1800, 1452810630001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17591073 Violent hatesex with crying afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 20:56:53 No.17714073 >>17635666 Stop spreading baseless rumors about superior Lunarians, Shinki. They invaded Gensokyou, not Makai.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2017 21:24:32 No.17714189 >>17591857 >Why does Junko look like my white women in this depiction? In Chinese legend, Junko was suppose to have beautiful black hair. But obviously black hair is boring in Japanese eyes so her dress is black instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 01:07:59 No.17719440 >>17714073 >Makai Where did Makai come from? It isn't even mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 01:43:11 No.17719529 File: 444 KB, 946x1336, f33b577e6887b21c736ee075c209db1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] junko is for RAPE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 04:50:22 No.17719913 File: 241 KB, 1778x831, 1495122877586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17719440 Created by Shinki?

Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 06:32:28 No.17720183

>>17719440
>Where did Makai come from? It isn't even mentioned.
Makai as a concept is unusual because it is a Western idea that gets twisted into a Japanese mythology.

It is basically what WOULD have been Western Hell, except since Japan already have their own domestic Hell, it is redundant. So instead it just has many Western style demons but not much else. It is sort of the kind of world were JRPG demon lords live, with the original religious context completely removed.

I guess you can think of it like Mordor of LotR. it is a psudo-evil place that doesn't have any link to Japanese mythology.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 06:35:39 No.17720193 >>17587746 10/10

Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 06:37:12 No.17720197

>>17719529
>junko is for RAPE
Technically she was. Having your family murdered and then kidnapped to be the murderer's fucktoy is basically a more elaborate type of rape.

Though interesting that the pic you posted seem to suggest that she was made a concubine. Because in the actual myths Hòuyì is generally single at that time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 07:15:26 No.17720289 >>17720183 No no no. I mean why bring Makai into this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 07:18:24 No.17720298 >>17720183 But thanks anyway aon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 07:29:51 No.17720335 >>17720298 >But thanks anyway aon Yeah, sorry I can't help you. I am more of a general useless knowledge person and not that deep into Touhou lore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 07:31:06 No.17720340 >>17720197 I wanna protect Junko.. But it's a little late for that, dangerous as well. That along with the likelihood of becoming her pawn.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 07:45:46 No.17720361

>>17720340
>I wanna protect Junko.. But it's a little late for that, dangerous as well. That along with the likelihood of becoming her pawn.
Junko was basically near the end of her rage when the game event occurred. The fandom pretend that she stayed a psycho, but in canon she was likely already burned out by the time the protagonist defeated her. In the end the Moon was never really her enemy, and she knew it. She just needed to get her frustration out on the player. Remember that she voluntarily ended the siege on the Moon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 08:07:06 No.17720400 >>17720361 Oh, okay. I still find it funny how her last attempt might've been the most dangerous and successful if the protagonist hadn't shown up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 10:55:37 No.17720890 >>17720361 Except her rage occurs in cycles. It isn't the first time she calms down, she fully expects to lose it again in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 11:26:17 No.17720968 >>17720890 So it's like a super period?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 11:32:28 No.17720986 How big are Junko's tits and ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 11:34:40 No.17720990 >>17720968 i hear her mood follows the phases of the moon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 11:41:38 No.17721011 >>17720986 Irrelivant question. This is a cute Junko thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 11:42:50 No.17721016 >>17720990 So, what phase(s) are most dangerous?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 12:27:00 No.17721135 >>17721016 waxing is always unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 19:19:24 No.17722439 >>17721135 What am I supposed to do for two weeks? I can't just "avoid" Junko!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 21:38:31 No.17722889 >>17722439 Stay with Heca?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 21:48:37 No.17722928 >>17722889 She's usually WITH Junko!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2017 21:58:19 No.17722965 >>17722928 It's alright. Heca can also work like a Sedative.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 5, 2017 23:42:16 No.17727286 >>17722889 Yes, staying in hell is fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 6, 2017 23:19:59 No.17731271 >>17722965 She can? How so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 7, 2017 23:56:59 No.17735283 >>17587725 I did just noticed this Junko's fox tabard has only 8 tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 8, 2017 13:06:37 No.17737863 >>17587725 Wait where are her feet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 8, 2017 13:11:12 No.17737887 >>17737863 Use your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 8, 2017 14:41:19 No.17738271 >>17737887 On her legs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 9, 2017 05:16:53 No.17741134 >>17731271 Her T-shirt works like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 11, 2017 04:02:57 No.17749494 File: 958 KB, 1500x2000, 145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 12, 2017 17:59:01 No.17756569 >>17741134 Well, I don't know what you mean by that, but okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 10:36:46 No.17763339 File: 151 KB, 439x300, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17749494 I would eat that ass all day and night. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 10:44:52 No.17763375 File: 23 KB, 198x246, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17763339 You're a disgrace. Junko is not for lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 10:49:18 No.17763391 File: 239 KB, 850x1133, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_katsumi5o__sample-034709f152a2f31e76b82ca50c6a73bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17763375 I can't fuck do lewd things to my lewd wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 10:50:21 No.17763397 >>17763391 *can't do

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 20:27:19 No.17765300 JUNKO IS USED GOODS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 14, 2017 22:30:15 No.17765560 >>17765300 Yes. Canonically. Thanks for reminding me why I can't like her any further because of that. Tell us something we don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 15, 2017 00:40:31 No.17765931 >>17765300 >JUNKO IS USED GOODS She is a milf. Her appeal is different.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 15, 2017 06:38:21 No.17766555 >>17591073 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 15, 2017 12:21:39 No.17767587 File: 155 KB, 755x1056, DMKqDiNU8AAyywF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 15, 2017 12:22:42 No.17767591 File: 104 KB, 755x1056, DMKqETAU8AAn6SZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17767587

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 16, 2017 05:17:46 No.17770590 Junko is the most beautifil recenthu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 16, 2017 05:22:02 No.17770594 >>17770590 Agreed.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 16, 2017 06:59:21 No.17770739

>>17770590
>Junko is the most beautifil recenthu.
It helps that she was canonical beautiful. But then, her beauty was what got her family killed to begin with. King Houyi, Chang'e's ex-husband, saw her in passing by chance, and he was so obsessed with having her that he raised an army and invaded her kingdom, killed her husband and child, and took her as his queen by force.
(And of course Junko got her revenge later, but that's not relevant here.)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 16, 2017 12:20:06 No.17771451 >>17591092 >Don't talk to me or my wife's son's corpse ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 16, 2017 12:48:49 No.17771519 >>17770590 I think she's ugly, therefore, she's ugly.

Anonymous Tue, Oct 17, 2017 23:05:24 No.17777580

>>17771519
Beauty isn't subjective.
By our standard of beauty - she is beautiful (if crossed into the real world - in "2d" form i guess it's so-so, it's still just a drawing).
She has basically perfect skin, wide thighs, large tits, symmetrical face, etc.
Her physical traits make her beautiful , not your absolutely retarded opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2017 03:37:13 No.17778397 >>17777580 used goods

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2017 05:58:13 No.17778676 >>17778397 >used goods So was Helen of Troy. When a woman is so hot that a king was willing to start a war over her, she had to be stunning.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2017 07:07:25 No.17778942 >>17778676 Ehh. Some have started wars over the most pointless of things. >>17778397 You hear tha /jp/? That's the cry of a faggot who just lost.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2017 07:09:00 No.17778945 >>17778942 >Ehh. Some have started wars over the most pointless of things. Yes. But the whole point was that Houyi had to take her, and he didn't care that she had a husband and son.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 19, 2017 22:21:02 No.17785772 >>17778397 Which is why another man left his own wife and killed Junko's and her son to take her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 20, 2017 00:30:13 No.17786187 File: 1.22 MB, 1440x990, junko (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 04:34:06 No.17790797 File: 199 KB, 1169x826, 65y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 04:38:24 No.17790807 >>17790797 Making Junko a new son with Reisen!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 05:11:43 No.17790882 >>17790807 Just one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 18:22:56 No.17793684 >>17587746 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 18:37:22 No.17793722 >>17790882 I suppose Reisen would spawn a litter of 10 or so children.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 21, 2017 19:32:24 No.17793859 File: 62 KB, 451x337, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587746 Woah, woah, hold on a second there anon! It's illegal to put out such a shitty pun on Junko's name!

Anonymous Mon, Oct 23, 2017 16:53:16 No.17802070

>>17770739
Junko is triple top beautiful. She's (very heavily implied) to be a kitsune in human form. She also purified herself into rage, out of imperfections. Finally, she ascended as a divine spirit, further removing any imperfections left by reaching godhood.
Other canonically beautiful women in Touhou are goddesses, Kaguya, Seiga Kaku, Yuyuko, Sakuya, Reisen U. Inaba if she manipulates how you perceive her, Remilia and Flandre because being vampires, Koakuma if she's a succub and finally? Tenshi due being a celestial.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2017 04:36:03 No.17803799 File: 292 KB, 700x769, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_byourou__9f6a3de13fa89a9eb1f92122de3b5667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My little pure goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2017 06:24:07 No.17804022 She reminds me of that one Robotnik bat picture

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2017 19:45:11 No.17806523 File: 1.03 MB, 1100x1376, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She thinks of me whenever I'm not around

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2017 21:32:10 No.17806834 File: 31 KB, 341x420, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17806523 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2017 01:11:16 No.17807329 File: 469 KB, 622x751, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_jagabutter__0e958972fe0307f9d462c61b93fae12c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17806834 I have never been more sure in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2017 12:43:49 No.17809342 File: 229 KB, 850x1133, __junko_touhou_and_yuu_gi_ou_drawn_by_efukei__sample-56698852e7d8763f88ff00ba0885b132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Believe in the heart of the cards, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2017 15:13:28 No.17809912 File: 897 KB, 1024x975, COjgtPNVEAEUw3e.png large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17587725 I cry.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 27, 2017 03:50:42 No.17816465 >>17809342 Junko doesn't know "that" trick does she

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 27, 2017 04:41:34 No.17816525 >>17793684 Unko means crap in Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 27, 2017 05:38:01 No.17816671 File: 134 KB, 867x869, 1498189591586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17816465 She got her own trick up her sleeve. She can turn every card into gods. How can Chang'e even compete?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 27, 2017 20:40:30 No.17819266 >>17809912 my wife's son is dead

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