Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Eat some seaweed once in a while, it's good for you.

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[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are okay I guess

[Anonymous No.]

Echidna's are for remembering

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Maids are olev

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>>17576246
Flow Kelps are by far the best clingy monster girls.

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Hello anons,

Make sure to keep an eye out in case your daughterus get a case of Boobonic plague.

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>>17576263
Needs a profile update

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>>17576246
Speaking of seaweed, I recently got into Subnautica and now want to write about a guy crashing on an watery planet full of aquatic Monster Girls.
Is this relevant to people's interests?

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>>17576246
I want to order some seaweed and get a Flow Kelp instead. I then want to eat her out because I still want to eat my seaweed.

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>>17576281
What's the boobonic plague anon?

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>>17576263
Echidnas are for playing the babymaker gacha game with

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>>17576263
I want to impregnate an Echidna with a brand new species, and then neglect her to play with our daughter because she is unique unlike her old snake mother.

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>>17576300
A plague that causes monster girls to have sensitive chests, spontaneous lactation, and exponential chest growth to the point of inconvenience.

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>>17576246
How would a kelp react to seeing a human boy after spending months drifting around?

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>>17576318
Aww jeez!

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I wish I had a Unicorn wife to make this permanent indigestion and heartburn go away.

[Anonymous No.]

Answer this second question
http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/3277530/#q3277691

Why aren't there? There's already roaches.

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>>17576283
Very relevant to my interests. Aquatic monster girls are some of the best.

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>>17576348
Ask KC, we don't know.

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>>17576345
I've had similar thoughts in regards to slimes and migraines.

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>>17576348
Mosquito girls shouldn't have asses this good.

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Remember to be kind to your monster girls. It keeps them healthy.
>>17576283
Yes, I would love a leviathan waifu. Im stuck hoping mersharks can grow into megalodon size with monmana.

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Come on dude, hurry up! We gotta get all the groceries before rush hour!

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Maybe in a fight with a lizard woman. I can focus on speed rather than power and strip her of her clothes as a I fight her.

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We need a monster thats out of touch with the times
Like a vampire that dresses fancy regardless where she's going.
(Or maybe I just want to see what how the public reacts when a woman in a fancy dress loses her shit via garlic bread and and starts raping/drink her husbands blood in a low brow restaurant)

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I want to convince my Canide waifu that she's colorblind by talking about how clothes of the same color look different and admiring the patterns in solid planes of color.

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>>17576441
>Go full DEX
>Get the best armor shredding weapons and enchantments
>Fight a Lizard woman
>Destroy her armor and keep going until she surrenders
Damn that sounds good.

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>>17576318
Would this even affect slime girls?

>>17576469
>Dex

Casul detected

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>>17576441
lizardwoman's art is so boring

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>>17576441
Make sure you check her level first.

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>>17576463
>no 1950s Yeti that thinks she's straight out of Grease

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>>17576506

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>>17576487
Yes but only in the sense that they'd get a permanent increase of mass that is only present in their breasts.

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A counterpoint to the detriment of boobonic plague.

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>>17576592
Truly this wolf knows how to look on the brighter side of life.

The familiars, alices, witches, and others could stand to learn from her optimism.

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>>17576592
It's less manageable in other cases

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>>17576500
She looks so normal. It kinda makes me like her a bit.

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>>17576469
>Dexfags

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>>17576613
She'll be fine.

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>>17576633
It's only a matter of time till the final stages kick i ad sh'es unable to go through doors thanks to a chest bigger than her torso.

Even holsts aren't immune to the ravaging effects of this disease.

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>>17576629
>Salamander decides to grind dexfags because she saw all the jokes about them
>Finds a wandering one and goes for it
>30 minutes later and she's still trying to land a hit

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>>17576648
This is how you get a Salamander wet

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>>17576642
I imagine moving would be a little difficult once the full effects take place

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>>17576656
Not just moving.
Can you imagine a holst that's had her lactation ramped up by such a thing?

Her calcium cannons many times more sensative than they once were?

Holsts would have it off the worst, due to decreased mobility, near constant need of milking, and their breasts aching to be milked.

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>>17576649
I want to keep doing this until she's so hot and bothered she just rips of her armor and demands that I fuck her.

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>>17576642
Never underestimate the optimism and back strength of a holst!
>>17576656
See? Mattie here is doing just fine with it!

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>>17576660
Be that as it may, they better hope the effects run their course before they are too inconvenienced.

Driving with breasts that big is probably a pain.

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>>17576649
>After dodging a lot of her strikes and giving her a slightly smug grin, her flames starts to go nuts
>She manages to slide a lucky tail bash in there, and the fire magic damage is unavoidable
>Lose balance and fall
>The salamander now has crazy swirly, lusty eyes and a volcano behind her
>She is fastly approaching

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget that you have to fuck your maid in the ass at least twice a week.
It's in the contract.

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>>17576686
Demon maid?

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>>17576257
Lilims are cute in mundane clothes!

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>>17576686
I don't recall this part of the contract, or the contract at all!

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What are the cons of your MG wife being hyper fertile?

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>>17576713
Having lots of mouse daughters to deal with. Dicking them or not, taking care of a small school's worth of kids would be hella fucking exhausting.

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>>17576665
Motorbike?

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>>17576713
Too much daughteru cunny for one single dick.

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>>17576713
Need to drive a school bus.

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>>17576713
Too many dragon daughterus can break the world.

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>>17576724
Not in the winter.
And snowmobiles aren't street legal.

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>>17576738
Is it even possible to shrink them back down again? I'm all for ludicrous tits but I prefer when the girl is still capable of walking

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>>17576749
milk her tits till they shrink

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>>17576749
Assuming the girl is treated soon enough, minor lactation and a few cup sizes are the only after effects, along with the ability to take sabbath brand treatments.

Untreated, the subject can experience monumental, crippling breast growth, massive, permanent lactation, and an immunity to sabbath breast shrinking potions and spells.


Please make sure they are treated soon and that you identify the symptoms correctly.

Rumors are that the Boobonic plague is a manufactured virus used by Sabbath extremists to give every monster girl an 'example' of why they should fear big breasts.

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>>17576738
>snowmobiles not street legal

never stopped me before, but then again, I live in a state where they're usually titled, insured, and licensed like a car, and I don't drive them like a jackass when the roads are actually cleared.

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>>17576771
That would be why.
No one cares if you drive them in snowmageddon, its only when you do it on cleared streets that folks get pissed.

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>>17576768
>crippling
Jesus christ

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>>17576800
Well, when it goes untreated and each breast is the size of their torso, there's no other way to describe it.

Nothing is sadder than a familiar having to wheel around huge breasts in a specially built contraption while her peers simply walk and run now is it?

Big breasts really are a curse

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>>17576713
Getting bitten by 5 of them at the same time isn't a fun experience.

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>>17576808
This is blatant sabbath propaganda, you're just describing impossible nightmare scenarios because you don't like big breasts
Aren't you... Chief Baphomet!

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>>17576827
>impossible.

I bet you believe the government when they tell you about what happened at Tanuki City now don't you.

About why no one is allowed to enter or leave except for specially prescribed government organizations.

Boobonic plague is very real, and very terrible.

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>>17576836
Well thankfully we can still appreciate giant breasts where their owner can still move

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>>17576863
Amen.

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>>17576863
Can you?
A girl with giant breasts is only a few cupsizes away from immobility.

They should, if anything, shed a few so they are safe should the worst come to pass.

Please visit your nearest Sabbath to learn more about how you can further reduce the risks Boobonic plague presents to your friends and loved ones.

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>>17576887
Eh I fuckin knew it.
Shoo shoo cupsize goblin

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>>17576863
the best way to compensate for bigger boobs is bigger girls, its like christmas and birthday all in one

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>>17576949
Tall plus massive tits is an amzing combination. Give me a Dark Mage with these any day and I'll be a happy man.

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>>17576800
now I want to give a tamagotchi to a Lilim as a gift.

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Twin tail yeti butt

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>>17577055
What great handlebars she has.

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>>17577055
>>17577065
Step 1: Grab twin tails
Step 2: Pull onto your dick
Step 3: Push with your hips
Step 4: Repeat steps 1 to 3 until impregnation

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>>17577072
And that's how you get a yeti to heartpupil.

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>>17576949
is okayado a boob man then?

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora with pierced nipples.

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>>17577088
And pierced clitoris, all linked to an O-ring so that you can pull on it and make her cum on demand.

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>>17577099
>pierced clitoris
How bout no

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>>17577082
His favorite girls are Cerea, Tio, Cathyl, and Merino.
Yeah, he's really super into boobs.
He said with Cerea he just went all out with her tits for no reason other than he likes them so much.
And can I just say on a personal level, god bless him for that.

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I'm not even sure HOW I feel about Krakens.

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>>17576710
Again faggot, that's not a monstergirl.

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>>17577088
Yes
>>17577099
No

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>>17577155
Cera having such a lewd body in contrast to her personality is a miracle.

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>>17577055
>those tiny arms
What a travesty.

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>>17576686
But anon, I don't have a maid.

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>>17577179
Amen, amen, amen.

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>>17577174
They're in my top three as far as MGE girls go.
Which reminds me, erryone post your top ten.

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>>17577155
>for no reason
I mean, with those huge bodies it makes sense to have bigger breasts

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>>17577179
Her personality is what makes me absolutely love in in spite of horse pussy and I don't even read EMG that often any more. Her tits help too.

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>>17577174
I want to shock one.

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>>17577188
So cute.
>>17577200
Knightly girls are very cute.

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>>17577194
True, though I mean he's on record saying "I just wanted one of the girls to have huge tits"or something to that effect. He's a pretty what you see is what you get kinda guy.
>>17577200
Good taste all around.
I figure I couldn't call myself a monstergirl fan if I let something about the girl's physicality keep me from liking her. I've come to accept and even enjoy her as a whole.
But I'm just another psycho waifufag, so what do I know.
>>17577220
The cutest.

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>>17577190
In nor particular order:

-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Cyclops
-Inari
-Automaton
-March Hare
-Merrow
-Mershark
-Joro-gumo
-Jianshi

Please note that not being in the list does not constitute a general dislike towards a species. Alices, Jub-Jubs, and Dragons in general are pretty high up on the list.

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>>17577220
>Knightly girls are very cute.
Extremely cute, they're often serious but have a feminine side and that's exactly the sort of girl I like.
>>17577225
>I figure I couldn't call myself a monstergirl fan if I let something about the girl's physicality keep me from liking her. I've come to accept and even enjoy her as a whole.
That's how I've always felt about monster girls too, if I like her personality and she's a full blown furry then I could make it work.

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>>17577190
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Kikimora
Shoggoth

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>>17577190
Here goes I guess. Feel free to insult my taste at your leisure.

>10. Automaton
>9. Dorome
>8. Apsara
>7. Troll
>6. White Horn
>5. Sea Bishop
>4. Valkyrie
>3. Salamander
>2. Yeti
>1. tie between Hakutaku and Golem

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>>17577249
Anyone have a link to the sorter?

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>>17577232
>Kiki, Shoggoth and Automaton
Meido fightu!

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>>17577264
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
I hope you have a gambatte fairy, because it's going to take some 1000+ clicks to get through this

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>>17577190
-Large Mouse, Dormouse, And jumbo-sized sewer rats as top three
-JubJubs and March Hare afterwards
-Devilbugs, Vampire Mosquito, and Soldier beetle after that
-Dwarves and Elves after the bugs.

Honorable mentions to Flow Kelps and Himezumi as well.

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>>17577190
Lich
Jinko
Oomukade
Griffon
Khepri
Hobgoblin
Hellhound
Wight
Satyros
Hinezumi

I can never pick an exact order, I love them all. It's also not an exact top 10, there's a few that slip in and out or change depending on my mood the day I think about it.

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>>17577190

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>>17577295
Poor little Titania

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>>17577155
Cerea is a good waifu choice but Tio appeals to me more

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>>17577295
>All evil or dark or plotting or overbearing and stern girls
>And then Titania
Cute!

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>>17577295
I just realized how fucking huge Apophis' tits are
Those are bigger than the Dark Mage and the Demon and the Kraken
Though it might be because hers are essentially naked with only the sexy clamps on the end

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>>17577300
Tio is a great girl and who knows what would have happened if she showed up earlier in the manga, but alas, Cerea is the one and only for me

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>>17577311
Titania can be dark and evil and plotting.

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>>17577190
10. Lava Golem
9. Shoggoth
8. Mad Hatter
7. Dorome
6. Minotaur
5. Cupid
4. Demon
3. Kraken
2. Apophis
1. Ratatoskr

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>>17577318
I just wish Tio got the same level of high quality paizuri animations that Cerea gets

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>>17577324
W-what do you mean?

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>>17577314
Bless KC

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>>17577324
No, Titanias are pure and sweet!

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>>17577326
>high quality paizuri animations

[Anonymous No.]

Books are fun, yes?

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>>17577314
I want a Apophis to brag about how her breasts are bigger than the Pharaohs.

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>>17577314
>Giving Apophis another reason to be haughty and spoiled and braggadocios
God dammit my dick

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>>17577341

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>>17577341
Oh boy an argument about to happen

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>>17577342
I don't know anon, in that new pic they look pretty even

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>>17577351
It's only an argument if you make it one?

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>>17577337
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3581890
I'm hoping that when series 2 rolls around Tio and the other girls will see rise in popularity, meaning a possible increase in lewds

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>>17577359
is a season 2 confirmed?

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>>17577330
Jesus, those are even bigger than Holstaur's.

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>>17577356
I don't make it one, it just happens most of the time

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>>17577359
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3205385
God bless that artist.

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>>17577363
No but crab has been getting people to ask the official MonMusu twitters for a second season.

TTF put together a hashtag for it.

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>>17577359
I'm going to need both hands for his

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>>17577327
>>17577331
Anon's you don't realize how dastardly they can be. They scheme and secretly plan surprise parties while sneaking into bed for cuddles and plan vicious pranks like giving you two kisses when you only asked for one.

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>>17577363
It is.
>>17577359
Ah, a timeless classic. Hang in there Tiofriend. I'm sure she'll get some good stuff too!

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>>17577369
>TTF
I dont see monster musume threads on /a/ anymore, where they run off to?

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>>17577359
That isn't always good

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>>17577369
what is it?
also should I start buying the bds too? I got money now but not much to spend it on.

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>>17577190
Dragon
Griffon
Kiki
Salamander
Kraken
Wight
Wyvern
Vampire
Holst
White Horn

The battle between dragon and griffon was a craqzy one, but I doubt anyone will manage to top her.

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>>17577374

They got kicked off of /a/, they moved to /c/. Not as bad as the /a/ threads but it just kind of stands out as way too fast for the board.

>>17577377
It's #モンスター娘のいる日常アニメ二期希望者集め

I don't know about the BDs, it might be too late for that, but the Miia fig is getting a release if you're interested in that.

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>>17577374
>where they run off to?
/c/.

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For me, it's the Hellhound, the best monster girl

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>>17577374
They moved to /c/ but a redditor has taken to posting his... artwork.. to the threads, and it's unpleasant to say the least

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>>17577369
>No but crab has been getting people to ask the official MonMusu twitters for a second season.
I sure can't wait for more EMGfags to shitpost over here.

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>>17577371
>Titania's little/big brother asks her for a goodnight kiss
>She obliges happily, giving him a deep one as he drifts off
>Right as he lays down though, she sneaks in a second little peck on his forehead as he closes his eyes
>Meanwhile internally for the Titania-
https://youtu.be/OkT4vAJnJls

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>>17577394
looks fine to me

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>>17577390
>But it just kind of stands out as way too fast for the board
Sounds familiar

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>>17577400
Such a clever fiend, who knows what other evil schemes she may be plotting.

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>>17577396
It never really got bad on season 1. The cancer was all on /a/.

We really only just had/have Miiafag and that Cereafag that posts now and then.

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>>17577190
Holst
Minotaur
Hakutaku
Ushi Oni
Regular Onis
Weresheep
Barometz
Jiang Shi
Hellhound
Satyros
no particular order per se but cows on top

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>>17577396
God I want to molest cog.

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>>17577407
Yea, the parallels are definitely there. It's mostly just strange seeing discussion on what's basically an image dump board.

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>>17577190
Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Queen Slime
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Automaton
Slime Carrier
Kikimora
Redcap
Vamp Mosquito
Ghoul

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>>17577405
Didn't you see the edit he made of a pregnant lala? He's done all kinds of horrible shit

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>>17577415
/c/ was my first board to be honest.

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>>17577421
>Didn't you see the edit he made of a pregnant lala?
how would I? you literally just told me about him.

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>>17577190
1. Kobold
2. Kikimora
3. Wendigo
4. Hellhound
5. Shirohebi
6. Jubjub
7. Large Mouse
8. Inari
9. Ratatoskr
10. Holst

1 and 2 haven't changed, but all the rest are fairly different from the last time I posted my top 10. 3 and 4 have only switched places and there are a few there who were on past lists, but still.

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>>17577421
a pregnant Lala doesn't sound like a terrible thing at all

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>>17577421
You got that in large?

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>>17577421
You don't have to post a picture of Tio every time you post. You would be better off actually posting the picture you're talking about instead of trying to avatarfag.

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>>17577420
I bet you like to eat jelly sandwiches

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>>17577426
Write about JubJubs or MegaHolst again quicksilver

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>>17577431
Grape jelly for sure

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>>17577366
[Writer] is shit! [Other writer] is way better!

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>>17577410
I hope I don't impose, to be fair I fully understand that a lot of EMG posters are pretty cancerous people, but the fans we seem to have here seem on topic and cool enough
I talk plenty about other Monstergirls other than Cerea

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>>17577421
i want to use tios stomach as a pillow

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>>17577437
I'm sorry anon but the chance of that are very slim.

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>>17577410
Literally nothing wrong with Miiafag.
Honestly the only really troublesome one is the cowposter who can't help but waste like 20 images every time he has the opportunity.

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>>17577430
Guess I should have a bit more variety, sorry about that
If you really want to see it, here it is. It's clearly just a doujin cover with the girl's skin changed to blue, but this is is pretty tame next to some of the other stuff he's done. His love for this character is beyond autistic

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>>17577461
>Guess I should have a bit more variety, sorry about that
You could always just not include an image in every single one of your posts, too.

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>>17577454
>the cowposter
Fuck that guy, and it's a damn shame that shitter won't take a hint.

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>>17577444
You're fine Cereafag. Long as people aren't spamming images with every post.

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>>17577444
You're cool in my books, anyone who likes Cerea and isn't a cancerous meme spammer can't be a bad person.

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>>17576710
>nobody bat an eye to this shit

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>>17577500
Nobody replied for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Letting your waifu keep you in chastity; Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

Talk about monkeybutts

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>>17577525
>Y/N?
Y

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>>17577525
She's too horny for that, she wants me ready to go at a second's notice.

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>>17577525
>Y/N?

I'm already chastising myself for No fap September so it's kinda pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577526
I mean, what's there to say?

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>>17577535
spank it

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>>17577537
I want to jizz in her face the moment she peaks out from under the sheet.

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>>17577526
I'd eat out a monkey anytime. Getting some facesitting action with one must be so good.

Groping and spanking her ass as she goes up and down on my dick would be nice too.

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>>17577537
too cute though

[Anonymous No.]

Miia > Cerea

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>>17577525
Definitely yes anon, my waifu and I love all sorts of chastity play!

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>>17577572
How embarrassed does she have to be to get her ears all the way down like that?

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>>17577571
Lala > The rest

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>>17577525
Chastity play is for faggots.

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>>17577571
Don't try to start shit anon.

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>>17577571
Waifu wars are reductive and have no purpose here. I won't be so easily baited.

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>>17577584
It's not bait, it's a fact.

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>>17577525
No. If she forces I won't be fucking her for a while even after she gets it off.

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>>17577579
Truth.

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>>17577590
But only bait would say that.

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>>17577572
I wonder what kinds of embarrassing things monster girls do when they think we aren't looking?

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>>17577579
I liked the dulahan from the original 4 koma better to be honest.

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>>17577596

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>>17577420
A man of refined tastes, I see...save maybe that mosquito.

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>>17577598

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>>17577572
I want this but with a Lich
>She secretly reads a erotic book
>Hides it behind a really big magic book or something
>Get's defensive when you ask what she's reading
>She doesn't even know that porn exists on the internet

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>>17577610
>She doesn't know that porn exists on the internet
>Lich eventually learns of this
>You notice one of her arms is looking more well toned than the other after awhile

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>>17577598
>Come home to find a Kobold/Anubis/Hellhound digging through your dirty laundry, her tail wagging frantically as she takes deep sniffs while mumbling about how good "boyfriend" smells

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577623
Ay I'm not a fan of those girls but that's a fetish I can get behind. Girls who love the smell of their SO are 10/10 qts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577628
I just figured the canid/wolf girls would be best for it since dogs and wolves sniff things a lot.

Also I just love wolfus.

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>>17577609
That girl is top wife.

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>>17577598
>lich writing shitty fanfiction when she told you she was writing research notes
>apophis doing a cute dance to some upbeat monster girl pop song when she tries to keep up the image of being serious and evil
>ochi trying on girly dresses and muttering to herself how she wishes she had the courage to show master
>baphomet trying on a padded bra and wondering why anon ogles those holsts in the street so much
>ratatoskr keeping a secret diary full of stories about you in news article style with annotations about how much she loves you

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>>17577654
>lich writing shitty fanfiction when she told you she was writing research notes
I would read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>DEXfaggots
>Not going STR and FAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577608
I recently read a little comic thing that rekindled my love for mosquito girls. Vamp Mosquitoes in particular don't get enough credit because they have a lot of cool tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577662
I don't think I could ever really love one...I absolutely hate mosquitoes.

Which means, of course, that when the portals open I'll instantly attract at least one...such is my life, I suppose.

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>>17577654
Many of those are very bestgirl.

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>>17577658
But it's probably chuuni, full of purple prose and stars an all powerful mary sue original character that totally isn't her self insert.
She would die a second time if she knew you found it.

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>>17577610
is there an internet in mge?

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>>17577672
It's true that they aren't for everyone. Certainly an acquired taste. But yeah, realistically speaking they will probably be the first MG a lot of people run into. Mosquitoes are worldwide, lock your doors, hide your sons.

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>>17577687
There's the Mail Harpies.
That's about as fast as you're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577677
All of them are best girl in their own way and any one of them would melt my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577661
Aztec Monster Girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577190
Wendigo, Ogre, Onis, Jabberwock, Ice Queen, Dorome, Hellhound, Ushi Oni, Raiju, Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized I'd be willing to sign up for a monster girl matchmaking service at any price but wouldn't do it for an actual woman.

And I'm rather disturbed by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577704
there is one, but people got mad last time I posted her.

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>>17577710
That's because the chances of landing a bombshell in an MG dating service is 100%

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>>17577712
You should do me a solid and post her my dude.

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>>17577190
Gnome, Dorome, Dragon, Jabberwock, Salamander, Lich, Shoggoth, Automaton, Cursed Sword, Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577710
I would too, I wouldn't even be mad if they paired me up with a depressed oomukade who only signed up because her mother forced her to.

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>>17577719

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>>17577762
That's a furry.

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>>17577766
whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577766
told you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577579
Tio>Rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577773
Yeah, act like a bitch, but it doesn't change that she's a fucking furry and shouldn't be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577799

if it's cute, fuck it
there is no furry

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>>17576281
All little girls should catch the boobonic plague when young. With the proper measures taken the disease isn't lethal and it will strengthen the immune system. Furthermore, upon overcoming the disease, the victim will permanently gain a cup size, a strong foundation for growing bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, passionately making out with a jabberwock's tentacles is the best way to show your undying love for her. Because these little guys love you just as much as she loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577811
>if it's cute, fuck it
Funny how alpfags and furfags seem to be born of the same kind of cancer

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>>17577190
Yeti
Wendigo
White Horn
Ratatoskr
Ice Queen
Anubis
Jinko
Yuki Onna
Weresheep
Another Yeti

I want all the winter girls except Glacies, her mom does everything and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577863
dis nigga gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577886
You sure showed him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577863
To be honest it says something when furry doujins have more vanilla endings than all of ShindoL's works combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577799
>inb4 "monstergirls are for furries in denial"

Because you know someone's gonna say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577766
dont button noses get pass though?
KC and Okayado have both done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577876
Can't you leave that last spot for a glacies? I"m sure her mom would be happy that you are fucking her too and oyakodon is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577901
ShindoL is a degenerate. So?

[Anonymous No.]

WALKIES.

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>>17577942
Talkie?

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>>17577914
>dont button noses get pass though?
No, we don't talk about Siths and the like for a goddamn reason. Not that that stops Poltfaggots from shitting up the place instead of going to /c/.

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>>17577942
But moooooooom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577942
Milkies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577902
I've only seen that retarded thinking on /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577942
No, cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577920
If it makes her mom smile I'll do it, otherwise I could have 2 Yetis at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577974
Glacies it is then.

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>>17577988
This looks like ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I'mma write some fight scenes tomorrow. Got some good ideas for the end fight and just want to put them on paper before I get bogged down with story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577988
There are people in this thread right now that would enjoy getting fingered or spanked by their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578004
y-yeah

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>>17578004
I'd enjoy much more than that anon, if you know what I mean.

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>>17578004
Spanking is right out for me, but I honestly don't think I could deny her if she gets a bit adventurous.

Granted, running her fingers along my exposed chest would probably give the same result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577951
Don't particularly like or dislike the Siths to be honest. More fluid with choices in monsters to fetishize or write but the fire types always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578017
Releated question: are Hellwans really fire types? The eyes seem more aesthetic than functional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578029
hellwans are dark/fire type

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>>17578043
I prefer not to overplay the fire. Like, they have a high body temp and can melt things with their teeth, but they can't breathe fire.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Shogs master is a traveling knight, can the Shog attach herself to his armour or just under it and make a protective layer around him until its time to rest and care for him? Then she morphs into her female form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578054
"Hellfire" is closely associated with them. I wouldn't put it out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578054
What about their eyes anon? and the fact that they're from literal hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578014
Anon, no!

>>17578016
Be careful if she starts no nibble your ear too. The more you give in, the worse it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578063
Before going out on an adventure the shogg becomes one with her master, so they don't need any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578071
>Anon, no!
Anon yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578077
This doesn't clarify anything. So im assuming shes inside of her master? Thats kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578095
Something like that. It's like a fusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578063
I can see that happening.
Shog-san makes great adventuring tools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17576263
Echidnas are best lamia. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578063
She'll ooze herself into him through his eye sockets and wrap herself around his brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578122
They're pretty good, I guess...I mean if you want to have a baby-crazy waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578114
This is what im talking about. Shog is too versatile!
>>17578125
Again. Hot. I bet it feels invasive as hell but super good.
>>17578122
Basilisks have feather and I like feathers.

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>>17578122
ufufufufu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578140
Favorite MGE girl, though I can never quite pin why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577190
>Hellhound
>Valkyrie
>Echidna
>Succubus
>Elf
>Ushi-Oni
>Umi-Osho
>Dark Priest
>Large Mouse
>P'Orc

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>>17578125
>Not melding with his skin to form an exoskeleton or subdermal armor
>Not forming blades when he needs a weapon
>Not performing her maidly duties and cooking a wholesome meal when it's time to stop for the night

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>>17577190

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>>17578152
I like your style anon, you get my shog fantasy. Imagine after she melds with you, now you can hear her faint whispers in the back of your head, encouraging you and promising a nice warm meal for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578004
Ass fondling

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>>17578152
Armor Shog best Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578152
>>17578160
>Have harrowing fight while on adventure with Shog wife as your armor/companion
>Blood everywhere, you're exhausted
>"Haaa... haaa... think thats- think thats enough for one day babe"
>~Okay mastah! Please lie down and rest~
>She melds out of your armor, in her cute maid uniform, and busybodies about sweeping up corpses and viscera under her 'skirt' where they disappear forever
>Then turns to materializing a cooking station where she busybodies making a full meal for you
>Even forms your favorite easychair to rest in as she brings it over to you with a smile
>~Dinner is served, Mastah!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578170
Remember kids, never ask your shogg where the meat came from. She'll give you one of those smiles and a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577988
>>17577991
Her face reminds me so much of Chiquita from Jormungand.

>>17578004
Ass play is out for me. I had a finger in my butt once. Not fun.

>>17578016
>Big meaty paws running along your chest
Wew.

>>17578071
>Ear nibbling
WEW. There isn't enough art of that as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578177
Once you've spent enough time with her, you will know where the meat comes from, and not care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578181
>I had a finger in my butt once

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>>17578182
Trully thinking like a shog husband there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578187
For medical purposes. And that was the most awkward day at work ever.

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>>17578177
I like to imagine she has actual groceries in her body hidden away but when we start to run low she starts making her special "Shog-soup" until we can get to a town. Just a bowl of black goopy liquid but it tastes ok enough I guess, even if its just a bowl of Shog juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578197
Did you enjoy it? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578206
No. I don't recall it being particularly painful, but it was incredibly uncomfortable. I work at a hospital and it was done to me by one of the female nurses I work with, to make things worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578181


https://youtu.be/4mEEbZDRXmk?t=196

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>>17578204
Well it is normal for slimes to feed part of themselves to their husbands. It's just that Shog absorving other stuff and making a dinner for you sounds a bit too creepy. Oh well, so much for being the most spooky chaos girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578213
Was she hot?

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>>17578204
I second this notion. She likes going shopping for mastah.

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>>17578218
Well I would still be eating whatever she absorbed since shog soup is whatever she used to make her material she is made of. But she would rather cook actual food than have to go that low and feed me converted flesh. But when things get rough and push comes to shove im eating shog soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578224
Eh, she was okay. Very average. If I'm gonna have a super awkward workplace experience I'd rather have it not be with one of the really attractive ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578233

>no cute coworker to go knuckle deep on my browneye

you're killing me senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578263
>tfw constantly surrounded by women, some of which are allegedly fucking wild in bed
It's like I'm in my own harem anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578263
>no cute coworker to diddle my balloon knot
I'm not actually into that, I just think the words balloon knot are hilarious

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>>17578029
Hellhounds aren't really a fire type unless you want to be a certain meme'ing faggot and do the glowing vagina bit. I'd consider Ignis, Salamander, Lava Golems, and even Dragons to be more fire type style than Hellhound.

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>>17578233
I want a Yeti nurse to give me her special treatment
>Broken leg? 1 leg cast and lots of cuddles will fix that
>Sinus infection? 3 weeks of antibiotics and come back for a long cuddle session when it's clear
>Hug addiction? Incurable, prognosis is your nurse gets lots of heart pupils and time together with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

Owls are my favorite kind of bird

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>>17578315
how fire related hellhounds are depends on what cultures youre drawing from
i like the idea of a hellhound breathing fire, not to the same degree that a dragon would, from that one wood carving by Gehrts
glowing pussy may or may not be included

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>>17577190
- Shoggoth
- Apophis
- Troll
- Titania
- Yuki-Onna
- Gargoyle
- Alraune
- Dark Mage
- Gandharva
- Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578316
I need some cocoa to help the medicine go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578326
Do not casually grope monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578340
I like to think that their eye flames grow with intensity and little sparks shoot out their mouth like a wood fire burning.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the fallen god have something akin to jesus?

[Anonymous No.]

I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578340
>Glowing vagina
Go away Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578394
You don't have to bitch every time anyone mentions they like that shit, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Kikimora maid to silently break into my boss' home in the middle of the night, take pictures of his children sleeping in their beds, then set up a meeting between the two of them and hand over the pictures while asking why I was passed over for a promotion for the third time this year.

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>>17578403
God forbid I don't want that faggot's stink in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578354
But casual groping is a great way to get to know a girl. Besides, it's not like they discourage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578394
He didn't invent the idea, and he's far from the only one who'd find it appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578444
And casual head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578444
I dislike Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578453
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578453
I respect your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17576706

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>>17578017
D'ya think she's that tiny because she was summoned TOO SOON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578453
I'm neutral. Nice enough design but personality is not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578471
>tiny
Look at the very bottom of the scene anon.
But yes I get the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Gao!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578465
Amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578474
I actually did miss that dorf. Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578481
To the left of the dorf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578476
Big kitty titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578484
Are... are those footmen? I thought those were rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578476
I wanna fuck this slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578449
He's still the most vocal faggot about it while never doing anything and pretending the thread gives a shit if he writes it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578477
I'm still confused at how this became a meme worthy content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578492
I'm still confused as to how a hat full of jizz even became. Seriously, what prompted that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578476
Oh no a lioness! I'll take one for the team and lure her away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578492
His lilim is special only because of the hat, so Melon drew it being filled with cum once to fuck with him.

It kind of blew up from there, mostly being fueled by his reactions to it. A lot of art coming out of mostly Melon and Less shitting on him. It's gotten to the point where the hat IS Viccy, and Viccy just takes over random monstergirls. The lilim she's on right now is just a normal succubi who died her hair white.

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>>17578489
Y'know, all I've ever seen is you kvetching every single time the subject comes up.
I have seen Shog bring it up fucking never for at least 6 months, unless you believe literally every mention of it is them.

What I'm trying to say is you're ten times more annoying than Shog ever was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578492
It didn't happen in the thread, it happened in the circlejerk discord where people let it grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578492
Because Losenis is an autistic retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578465
I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578520
you sound like you need a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578508
Wut
This isn't real right

>>17578512
>>17578520
Oh ok

[Anonymous No.]

Is it worth cutting whole scenes from a story because it throws off the pacing?

Are deleted scenes a thing in stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578527
I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually care and just goes along with it for laughs. He's quite chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578532
Shhh. Yeah, but that ruins the meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578527
>This isn't real right
It is.

Viccy is just a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578531
Absolutely, anon. If your scene is too bloated, cut it down or even consider removing it if it's not necessary. Almost nothing will be perfect the first time you write it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17578549
The hat has gone to far

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578532
>Stuck between bullies and people shitting on him like last thread
What makes a man keep such level of chill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578561
Meh, his chapters generally got good feedback. The recent hate against him has come at about the same time as the general backlash against writefags. Makes me wonder if it's just one anon with a grudge against the thread.

Anyway, you'd have to ask him. I'd guess that he does it for the people who enjoy what he writes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578577
>Makes me wonder if it's just one anon with a grudge against the thread.

There's always someone.

Maybe things will be better when KC starts making new girls again.

someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578549
The fuck

Im suprised that someones willing to be this dedicated to this degree for their agenda on a chinese basketweaving forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578561
Dedication to his art to the point that he can churn out an entire story in a year.

Meanwhile at the rate I'm going, the portals will open before I'm done

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578577
Yeah, the hate is bullshit memes and/or autistic rage. I love his stuff. His AFiLaW was great, but his Black potion showed that he can write good stuff outside of his setting as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578587
The teasing is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578588
Then you'll be writing past the heat death of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578586
Don't count on it. let's be honest with ourselves, the glory days are over. Not because of the autists and raids, but because it's just old. Most of the good ideas have already been written. You can find a decent story for a variety of large-scale settings, and there are hundreds of smaller SoL and such. At this point it's a bit silly to expect another RSanon, Lantern, or Losenis to come with something fresh.

I mean, I've been here for almost four years now. Every year it seems like a little more passion and excitement for the setting fades away. Yeah the autists don't help, but at the end of the day this is a natural and expected decline.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG makes the best Mayadere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578606
I know what you mean, and I feel it too. I try to still hope though. I just want nice MG stuff. This place hasn't been great for awhile, but there's still really not a place that's better

[Anonymous No.]

What's the cutest thing you're are waifu does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578614
Apophis tee bee haytch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578614
Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Her trying to still learn how to cook even if she's bad at it.

It's super cute to see how determined she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578631
>spooky horned helmet
>spiky black armor

That's no paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578476
Where can I get my own JK lion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Pretend she's playing with her sisters in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
>>17578637
I wonder if Miiafag would ever hang out with the other EMGgirlfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
The noises she makes when I use a pineapple

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578614
We've talked about this already; it's a Dragon.
Let's talk about something else.
Like which MG is the worst Mayadere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578638
Paladins have to be shiny and in golden armor?

Anyway, she doesn't care anymore, she only cares about you. And conquering of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578646
>And conquering of course
Your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578646
But wouldn't caring only about me count as a Chaotic act for the purposes of falling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578642

I know a Cereafag, he's made me a few daughteru 3D things for me.

He's a really nice guy, I would definitely hang out with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578637
Some things never change eh?
>>17578641
Lewd micefus! Your waifus are lewd!
>>17578643
Little numnum noises as she nibbles on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
My waif does plenty of cute things anon, I don't think I could decide on just one as the top cutest. One if the cutest things she does though is when she sings her little heart out in the shower when she thinks I can't hear her because the water is running. There's also when she comes home all tired from work, but no matter how tired and drained she is her tail would start wagging and she'd give me a soft lick or a kiss on the face during her welcome-home hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578661
Why do you write as if she's real and you've actually experienced these things?

[Anonymous No.]

Big, pudgy holsts are for cuddling.
Soft cows are happy cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578663
HowNewRU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577988
This looks like a wikihow article

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578663
>his waifu isn't real

Did you not watch the eclipse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578665
Big, soft cows getting scritches are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578663
>as if she's real
Anon please, she's real enough to me, and talking about her this way makes her feel a little more real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
I say it would be wrapping her tails and wings around me and saying "Mine" while giving off a faint blush and a pure smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578673
Would you love a host that is happily laying there while you scritch her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Wag her tail whenever I call her cute names even when she claims she doesn't like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Wiggle her big plump lamiass and flop her tongue out when I massage her lower back, the big silly purple nurple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578676
>Big, soft cow nuzzled in your lap as you scritch her ears and neck
I need this like you wouldn't imagine. Good scitches are second only to good milking skills for a holst husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here tried to make a tulpa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578697
No way anon, those things are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578686
Big cows are happy cows.
Soft is best for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578699
Being alone is more scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578697
Either I get schizophrenia or I don't. I've accepted this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578697
>Self inflicted schizophrenia
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578701
Not scarier than giving yourself a mental illness anon, those are forever and alone is for not.

[Anonymous No.]

The cheeki should fear the breeki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578697
You don't fuck with black magic, son. The spirit world's no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578707
that's not how schizophrenia works
Schizophrenia isn't a dissociative identity disorder and multiple personalities are not indicative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578719
I don't speak vodka but I want to know what she's saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578707
>that pic
An anubis' instinctual reaction to seeing her hubby's dick. A snapshot in time right before she goes in for the kill, taking his whole length into her mouth, sucking out as much love juice as she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Hugging me like in pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578666
Of course you'd ask that, Satan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578740
Somebody did translate a few of them awhile ago, but I think it was just using google translate or some shit. I don't think any of us here speak vodka. I can't even slav squat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578140
Apophis isn't just best lamia. They're the best MG species of them all, rivaled only by jabberwocks and sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578759
Someone's getting a long tongue blowjob tonight. Right on the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578721
Paranoid schizophrenia
Talking to people who aren't there

Haven't you ever seen A Beautiful Mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
Blush like crazy and lose control of her tail when I call her cute or something along those lines. Doubly so when I call her by my nickname for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578767
It's not fair. Why must those haughty Anubutts get the prettiest art? Why must us Hellhoundfags wallow in this... Medicority?

[Anonymous No.]

As a man who has never felt his own heart beating in his chest, I would very much like to experience a charm spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
hellhounds traded quantity over quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
Anubii are naturally pretty. They're well-groomed and dignified, so naturally they'd produce the best art. Not that Hellhounds aren't attractive in their own way. They have that rough, wild, primal appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578766
invasive thoughts != talking to people who aren't there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578780
Not even once, trust me. That way lies madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578780
When I was young, I used to have a dream catcher.

Now I sleep with the window open hoping a succubus pays a visit.>>17578781

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
There aren't any hellhound waifufags here, compared to the like 20 anubisfags there might be a difference in what gets commissioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
Hellhounds are like, some of the few girls who get as much art as Anubis, they're probably on the same tier honestly.

Frost hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578799
Ignore that second (You)

Finger slipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
Anubifag pays for commissions of his waifu.
Hellfags are poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578771
But that's a classic meme image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578809
Quality over quantity, man. Hellhound has some amazing art, even if she doesn't get the most. Though she definitely gets more than a lot of other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578817
Happy dogs are best dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578780
On one hand, questionable ability to exercise free will. On the other, a few blissful moments of joy and love.

I suppose I'd like to be charmed by something with benevolent intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578606
>Losenis
>Trying to step out of my comfort zone and write something with smut and other stuff
>13k words later I end up at the actual smut part, suddenly feel like a 10 year old accidentally wandering into a sex shop after getting lost, get paranoid over whatever I write ending up as bog standard "benis in vajayjay" repeated fifty times
>After I said I'd finish it in a week or two, like two weeks ago
>In the meantime getting mercilessly bullied elsewhere with those Viccy edits that just keep piling up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578785
>>17578802
I'm exaggerating a bit, but I'm mostly talking about the quality of the art itself. I know that Hellhounds have some pretty great art, but Anubis' art seems to be more consistently good, where as a good chunk of Hellhound art is either low or outright bad in quality. I need art of Hotdog's like >>17577640 or pic related.

>>17578800
I'm one of the apparently few Hellhound waifufags. I was the one that was going to commission Ittla to do a piece for me, before I realized he's only doing black and white sketches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578862
I love your stuff, but half the fun of the smut story I hope we eventually see will be having a giggle at whatever first-time smut sillyness it reads as. Don't worry about it, and have some fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty hotdogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578862
>pic

Ah, yes. That moment of realization is truly a satisfying thing to see.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578949
I can't decide if I'd want to carry her to the bedroom after the ceremony, or her to carry me. Either way, it'd be a long night of passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578971
My ideal hellhound wedding would have us both in wedding suits, and she would princess carry me afterward.Women in suits is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578907
I just gloss over all Hellhound or Anubis pictures or discussion anyway because they're overdone to the point of banality for me at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578981
I just love me some wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578981
Personally, I'm only in it for the anality at this point. For whatever reason they both generate a lot of good butt stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578980
>Women in suits is top tier.
They are pretty neat anon. My waifu would probably wear a nice suit with a pencil skirt under her lab coat on the important days at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578999
Mine would have the suit pants and everything. I just have a thing for tomboyish girls who dress like boys.
Or tomboyish girls forced to dress in dumb girly outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578999
Don't know what's better, a busty woman in an expensive, form-fitting power suit, or watching her strip to almost nothing to unwind when she comes home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578621
>thing you're are waifu
Nobody has called you out on this and that is bullshit, this is the most spectacular fuckup I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579034
>Nobody has called you out on this and that is bullshit
I guess nobody else had nothing better to do.
>this is the most spectacular fuckup I've ever seen
Have you been living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579010
>spoiler
Oooh anon those are really nice too. My waifu isn't exactly a tomboy but she does get really shy when she wears her frilly pink girly clothes, especially in public.

>>17579029
Both of those are equally as nice anon, I don't think I could decide either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579034
Spotted the newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579034
An actual redditor, in the flesh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579034
That's you're problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579049
>>17579045
>>17579053
>>17579057
are we so fucking dead, the only discussion comes from making fun of a guy making fun of a guy who made a typo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579047
Hellhounds, to me, seem like they would make for great tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579049
>>17579053
Is this another one of the obscure memes that nobody cares about, except to ironically bring up every now and again, and laugh at people who don't know it while feeling dead inside because you realize how dumb you look waving your flag?

I swear, this place gets more like reddit every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579065
>woooooow this joke isn't on knowyourmeme how was I supposed to know about it? you guys are reddit, not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579070
I have been here for over a year now, and I don't get it either. I just skipped over it desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579070
>look at my meme collection no one has a better collection of vintage memes than me I know all the best memes get on my level kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578326
Owls are CUTE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579063
That they would anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579047
>Work alongside your wife
>She's always dressed to the nines for work
>Expensive suits that she fills out very nicely, black stockings, high heels, and just enough jewelry
>She can be a bit of a ball-buster, but she always gives credit where it's due
>You've gotten hard more than once watching her curves walk away after laying into someone
>At home, though, it's the total opposite
>She strips down almost immediately after coming home
>She'll just lounge around in an open shirt and her panties, and that's assuming she bothers with the shirt
>She'll casually crack open a few drinks while she's sprawled out
>Sometimes she'll just start touching herself right on the couch in full view of you
>Greedily pushes aside whatever you may be doing sometimes to demand you take her right then & there
>Funnily enough, a good amount of your sex will involve her putting her suit back on
>Not that it's guaranteed to come back off before you start pumping her soaked pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579118
>Sometimes she'll just start touching herself right on the couch in full view of you
Wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579129
Those thighs look downright edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579129
Hey man, a girl has to unwind after work. Sometimes that means a cold beer, sometimes it means rubbing one out on your comfy couch. I mean, who's gonna stop her schlicking in her own home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579136
Delicious chocolate thighs.

>>17579137
Well I'm certainly not going to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579142
>You will never become a professional Tail Brusher and Paw Masseuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579118
Aww jeez anon. I don't know if I'd ever work with my waifu as she'd be a lot smarter, more dedicated and hardworking than I am, but maybe I'd help her out over hat her workplace sometimes before we have our daughteru. All that aside though, that sounds pretty comfy. We'd have to be careful as to not mess up her nice suits in the heat of the moment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579150
I'm not him, but even though I'd probably get very good at massaging and grooming paws and tails by helping my waifu and daughteru at least once every day, I don't think I could ever do it for anyone else. To me that sort of thing would just be too intimate and personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579168
Same. My hands and brush are for my wife only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578160
>Anon the Berserker is well known for his fighting prowess
>They say his power comes from his helm, an atrocity of the abyss that whispers madness into his ears, riving him to an eldrich frenzy before every fight
>to this day, no one knows why he screams the name of a meal before every bloodbath, but long periods of observation have found that friday is burger day.
>anon fights extra hard on friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578655
did you say 3D miia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578699
>>17578705
>>17578707
>>17578720

What's wrong with making a Tulpa? The Occult is the second best way to make monster girls real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579254
srry wrong pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579254
See, the actual model for that one isn't bad, but the colors & textures just throw it right into the uncanny valley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579284
srry wrong pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579279
but the best way is SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579294

The problem with that is you get something like >>17579286

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579298
THEN WE NEED MORE SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579286
Kill it with fire and wipe the hard drive of whoever made that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579306
nah mate he makes good shitpost material
have another

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579313

This is the stuff that nightmares are made of

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579313
>>17579286
Please, I beg you. Stop this madness. Don't continue and risk besmirching my waifu. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

Love and the Marriage

Love and the Marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579350
Gonna kiss and lick every inch of her tail. See how she likes that for a honeymoon opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579350
What a cute Eel whore, thinking she can get married in white.

[Anonymous No.]

Late'n'dead post booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579486
>No big booty Demonfu to roleplay all sorts of lewd shit with.
I want to be dominated by a buttslut yandere idol damn it. Isn't that why sexual roleplay was invented?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579502
Imagine her forcing you to focus on its quaking, jiggling form as she slams it on you again and again, forcing you to tell her if it looks good to you in her perky yandere idol voice. Not to mention her tail wrapping around you to make extra sure you dont leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579525
>Every load just makes her thrust harder
>Manticore Spines ensure I never run out of loads to give
>She's dirty talking as a cutesy Yandere Idol the whole time as she "rapes" me.

[Anonymous No.]

Rata is going to get scoop of the century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
She's gonna deliver messages to cute hero hunks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579582
>"Whoa! You're strong! Ehehehe! Big muscles for fighting bad guys, huh? Um, message for you anyway!"
>Sits and watches him with with her head in her hands, oogling over his body
Cute little rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
God they're so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
>>17579592
They seriously are. In any bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579597
Petite Ratas are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579602
Mm, they are for holding gently in your strong arms and feeling their hearts race and bodies tremble as you assure them you're not gonna hurt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579313
Who makes something like this and thinks it's good enough to post online?
>wings look like they were pasted in with MS paint
>wings look they're made of plastic
>left shoulder is longer than the right
>her top is around her lower ribcage
>her top isn't even touching her body
>tits non-existent
>her lower half is shifted too far to the left
>legs look like plastic as well
>hair is white and not blue
>don't get me started on the face
Someone banish this abomination into a gap between dimensions. Not even the people in hell should be subjected to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
>This just in: New studies show that brushing a Rata's tail will bring good luck. More on this at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
What is it about cute rodent girls that make me want to hug them so tightly?

[Anonymous No.]

hooded helldoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579620
Because they're so skittish and in desperate need for hugs.
Think of all the little happy mewlings she'd make as you hug her tight and brush her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579622
>Good hotdog art
Its what I've always wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579622
Hound of Hades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578862
It's just me, but isn't that completely fine?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I just want to be tarzan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
Scoop of the century: Anon's thick dick is gonna cumflate little Rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
Extra extra read all about it, smug squirrel is secretly a mere female rodent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579692
>MGE tarzan
>raised by a group of kakuen that later become your harem
>posh british lady ends up on island
>turns kakuen too

Every story i know with animals and humans just becomes "they fuck instead of doing the thing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579622
Little red riding hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579744
I'd give her up any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579744
I'd gobble her up any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579765
>eating out a hellhound while she's dressed as little red riding hood
>making her squirm and moan like an innocent school girl
>violently taking her first time and make her beg for a breather
>fucking her till she ahegaos and starts rambling about how good human dick is
>blowing your load inside her while yelling at her to get pregnant
>go to take a short breather
>she rips off the outfit and gives you a faggotcat like grin
>tells you that now it's her turn to play the big bad wolf, she just had a fetish for losing her first time during rape roleplay
Hotdogs are love.

[Anonymous No.]

Hime cuts > *

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579742
>Yandere tiger girl chasing a shota through the jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579786
I'd rather she ride my face, driving my head into the bed as she intensely bucks her hips on me. Hellhounds are for rough lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.]

Who oni here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579813
Monster girl with home cuts are the only one civilized and classy enough to warrant marrying.
Every other ones are just savage rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579826
I want two hellhounds, one permanently stuck with the body of a late teen and completely tamed, the other tall and /fit/ with mean streak and a love for wrestlesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579334
since you asked so nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579813
Best hairstyle, shame not every girl can pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

It's chilly.
I need 3 orders of fluffy maid, STAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579850
I'll just take the latter please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579875
We need an aquatic species with a hime cut. Preferably one with monstrous viscous skin.

>>17579905
Would you settle for a soft maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579938
Three orders.
I'm a glutton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579938
>We need an aquatic species with a hime cut. Preferably one with monstrous viscous skin.
Yes please, a Nereid could maybe make it work but KC needs to do an aquatic girl profile profile that has one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17576283
Alright so which girl do you want to see first in this?
A curious Sea Slime bumping into the escape pod? Flow Kelp the hero gets tangled up in? A Mermaid who drags him down into her rapecave, ending the story prematurely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580102
Maybe a kind sea bishop that blesses him and acts as his guide through the alien waters?

Otherwise the flowkelp idea sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580107
A guiding Sea bishop would kind of remove the element of mystery and dread from the situation.
As for the Flow Kelp, my idea was that since in the game there are these enormous weeds with glowing seedpods you can collect the MC would end up grabbing himself a handful of what he assumes is edible only to discover he was getting more than he bargained for
I guess I'll go with that one, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579840
That's the worst Shuten-Douji image ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579840
I'm not sure what to think of this. Artistically it's great but as a shuten image it feels too realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579945
Three soft meidos.

I would join you in that.
The softest meidos in the company is what I need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579840
Wonder what the artist used as reference for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17577190
Holst
Troll
P'orc
Kejourou
Salamander
Dragon
Apophis
WhiteHorn
Kikimora
Titania

I love me some cuddly monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579279
Must molest.
>>17579572
NEED to molest.

[Anonymous No.]

Barb just made a Loli shoggoth.
I didn't even know I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580258
I want to hug her and tell her she's a good maid until she makes happy abomination noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580265
Are unhappy abomination noises that scene from The Thing where they caught it halfway through processing a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
Gimme a pear-shaped Ratatoskr with thick framed glasses, a ponytail, and button-up shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579818
Oh thank god, I wasn't the only one thinking about that while I was watching the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580276
That Rata would be for bullying in a very perverse way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579905
>Master's gonna get hypothermia! Take off your clothes and snuggle with me, I'll stop your cold trembling master!

[Anonymous No.]

Are weresheeps good maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580418
Yep.
Good, sleepy, fluffy maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580418
Nah, they'd always be sleeping on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580418
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580418
There would be a lot of half-done housework as they space out or drift off regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580115
The Sea Bishop might show up later setting up the marriage ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580115
You make a good point there, sea bishop would ruin the mystery even if she is cute.

Flowkelp getting both an OP and a story though? Things are looking up for the gloomy seaweed.

[Anonymous No.]

Does revers-ntr exists in MGE? Or would that just end with a Polygyny or a trip to a mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580535
Reverse doesn't exist in MGE.
It's just a harem ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580535
Polygamy/harem.

[Anonymous No.]

I advance the claim that proper yuri would be beneficial to any monster girl setting as it allows for the possibility of cyuri.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580579
I don't know what that means but fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580588
I want to date Grea. She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580589
https://exhentai.org/g/1001031/
This stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580615
I can't be bothered to log into sadpanda to look at garbage, go away yuricuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580579
>>17580615
Fuck off to /u/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580615
dead link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580615
your link is dead

[Anonymous No.]

How about living armour that acts like the titans in titanfall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580630
>>17580631
Sorry I fucked it up.
https://exhentai.org/g/1001031/dd7a80f524/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580644
See >>17580626

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580652
I don't think /u/ would take too kindly to a manga about a dyke being cured by the magic of the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580677
Somebody has to show them the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580588
A cute.

>>17580608
That she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580644
>"lesbians" getting dicked
Always liked this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580644
Wait a second, I remember this doujin.
Let me give you fellers a summary.
>Dude likes girl A
>Girl A turns him down, saying she's already dating somone
>Dude tells girl B
>Girl B initiates a threesome between them all
>Cures lesbian with the power of the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580726
>doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580730
I'm typing between spawns in Overmeme, suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580747
>Redditwatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580726
It could work perfectly with a monster girl and human girl too.
>guy likes a human girl
>misguided lesbian likes a monster girl
>monster girl is a friend of his and sets up a threesome
>human girl learns to love dick and gets corrupted into either the same race as the monster girl or a vanilla succubus
Question is, what races are most likely to correct dykes? Apophis seems like the type to take great joy in it and tease the girl as the dick is about to enter her.

[Anonymous No.]

/u/ and /v/ go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580758
We can bring /tg/ here too if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580641
>Try to banter with your living mech armor
>Just gives you the kuu stare
Would you teach her how to interact with people like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580760
/tg/ and /k/ are always welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580756
Tentacle, duh. Not to mention they're total cutiepies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580760
Lets bring /ck/ too, what kind of monster would make abominations of meals to bait (yous)?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered accepting the Treaty of Not Annexation by the Harpy Kingdom?

I believe Anon Kingdom would greatly benefit from such a partnership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580772
>chesire with shit meals
>trolls just want to discuss homemade meals but everyone is shitposting wurm jack cooking webms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580768

>/k/ is always welcome
thanks, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580772
What about /co/? I promise this one isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580768
>/k/ is always welcome
Think of the Whitehorns you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580770
Of course, how could I forget the adorable compulsive rapists.

Bicorn seems like the kind who would take part in it too. Their husband likes the look of a human girl but she's more interested in girls? She seduces the innocent maiden with her womanly charms and before the girl knows it she's face down with the husband's dick in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580787
>implying they wouldn't be the ones posting about them hunting and raping human boys onto /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580780
Poor trolls, I'd post in their threads for sure.
>>17580786
>/co/
>not shit
[x] doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580772
>Lich and Anubis makes dish 100% according to the book and refuses to stray from it
>Lamias make food that is barley considered food
>Apophis makes brownies (filled with her poison)
>Slime makes jello
>Werewolf makes half raw meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580796
>Manitcore uses her own venom spines as ammo
Worry.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580808
I want mistress Apophis' special brownies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580641
>Titanfall
>not the armors in GARO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580787
I'm pro 2A, but /k/ommandos are insufferable faggots. Especially the ones that hang around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580767
Probably
A scorch in "follow mode" is pretty trigger happy though, it it'll take time
Hang on, don't titans have an AI voice thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580644
I expected this to be garbage, but it was fucking good shit m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580835
That's Ornestein

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580842
I know, but that's the closest thing I had to an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580839
Would larger, mech-sized automaton have a removable core you could take out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580839
I think you can swap them out. It could correspond to a living armor's color in her spirit form

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580786
>overshaded nose
It's garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580851
That's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580818
It's probably a bad idea to go hunting with your manti/k/ore friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580868
Well, its like if someone built a building sized automaton/golem for city smashing.

Would she be just a giantess or would there be a 'mini' waifu inside that could be taken out for more intimate moments?

>>17580871
How long until she 'accidentally' hits anon in the ass with a spine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580787

>implying any of us would kill Whitehorns when they would probably be indispensable for huffing it in the mountains/deep forests

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580839
They do.
Scorch sometimes says "glad to have you back, we are stronger together."
Jesus, just imagine the titans corrupted by DE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580876
>kill
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580880

Oh, I know, boy, but I don't think they'd mind if we had them provide some "lure".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580884
You had better marry her after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580886

>tfw you will never have a monstergirl waifu that's into guns
Truly, this existence is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572
>tfw no Rata stories or greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578510
>Don't call out one of the worst faggots to ever post here pushing a shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580912
>everyone who mentions this certain thing is clearly this boogeyman individual
you people ruin these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580808
>ushi posting sandwiches that barely look in one piece
>salamanders and ochis making practical survival food that looks like shit but fits their needs
>lava golems cooking curries that are too hot for human consumption

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580912
Going to agree with the other guy, just because someone mentions something you don't like it doesn't class as "pushing."

Pushing would be if the same person mentioned it every thread multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580926
Hmm
>>17576264

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580897
I'd rather have a monstergirl waifu who is a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579572

She's so cute, I just want to give her upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580876
>huffing
>White Horns
What do White Horns smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580959
She's a grown woman!
Not some tiny little rata-loli that wants to be picked up!

Not that she won't say no should you hoist her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580960
A fancy cinnamon scented perfume.

White horns are so innocent looking, I want to bully them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580985
Nobody deserves to be bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580990
*bullies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580808
>Ushi tries chop veggies
>ended up cleaving the entire table in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580960

Lilac and earth. Good smells for when you're cuddling near a fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580808
>Yuki Onna / Ice Queen who only makes cold or raw food
>They'll flash freeze any hot food you order home by reflex too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580990
Gonna steal her hat and play with the bell on her jacket!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580990
How about loving teasing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581012
Nobody's hat deserves to be stolen! But she'd like it if you played with her bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580960
I hope whitehorns don't get the wrong idea as you gently wipe the snow off their legs and hooves when they enter your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580808
>Dragon using her fire to cook
>Turns everything into dust
I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to talk to your secuity guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580990
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580692
Then you are already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581054
>t. Losenis

[Anonymous No.]

if you want to wife a lizardman/salamander/warrior type, but dont want to do the training, could you like find some wonderland or bizarro version thats a pacifist or coward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
That's lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
just git gud at sports and beat the local salamander all star

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
>bizzaro version
Anon, that's territory you shouldn't meddle in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
This shit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
That's like getting a succubus that doesn't like to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581163
or what about a succubus nun, thats kind of hot in its own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
I'm pretty sure the Wonderland version of that would be considered another species of monstergirl entirely. Like how Wocks differ from regular Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580258
What are loli shogs for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581166
That's how you get dark priests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
Sabbath members or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
Very, very lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
Mini-maid head patting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
Banishing back to the depths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581183
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581173
>Wonderland Salamander
>It's a salamander with a lifetime's lethal supply of PCP pumped in a single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
KC stated that with the Hinezumi, if you are her childhood friend and falls in love, would forfeit the fightinh requirement. To a similar question, but with the Hinezumi rather than the Salamander.
Now, the interesting part here is that KC didnt replied with the water hack, which is actually an in-profile workaround for waifuing the Hinezumi without being a fighter and choose to add another alternative. This implies its possible with every MG with such standards.
So either project yourself as a childhood friend of a Salamander or if you cant, just court her. MGs very easily take a liking to men that go after them and its canon no man is considered ugly by them. So its not like it would be hell like courting a 3DPD.
So yes, just be sincere about your intentions and court a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
The smaller body answers the door to shoo away dark priest solicitations while her main body is busy with master.
She gets mad when they ask if her parents are home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17578606
The end is neigh.

[Anonymous No.]

Best nerdgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581199
You let her take over some items, like cutlery or plates or something. you wait a while unit she's not there and doing something else, then you cum on said items and force her to cum by doing so.

While she acts all innocent due to being a loli, she still want to serve her master to the fullest like a Shoggoth.
And she would still look innocent while doing it. She could go up to you and say "master, you look stressed, let me help you with that." and then give you a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a gruff, strongfat salamander that secretly likes to wear a frilly dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581276
It's impossible to be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17576283
Here we are then. I was inspired to do this after playing Subnautica (the setting) and reading The Martian (alternating between 1st and 3rd person narration), and I'm hoping to make it at least a little creepy as time goes on. For now it's just a guy ending up stranded on an oceanic world at discovering something odd at the end.

https://pastebin.com/469vGwhJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581293
Holy crap you're actually alive. Memes aside, you were missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581279
>loli maids giving blowjobs

What they were built for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581152
Some guys just really dont like mgs with standards. Which is why now they have more loopholes than a gruyere cheese. Also why the latest MG with such standards (Hinezumi) came built with an in-profile easy flatout canon workaround. Im pretty sure now every monster girl with such standards that appear (if we get more) will also come out with an in-built workaround like the Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580926
Literally every time he mentions something like a Demon or a Hellhound the faggot gushes about glowing vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581293
Brother, I can't believe you're alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581305
Absolutely.
Fuck, this makes me want to commission art of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581315
I've seen a lot of hellhounds and demons discussions that didn't have glowing vagina mentioned in them. Also, I like them too and posted it a few times. He's not the only one.

>Got called Alp, KDF and now Shoopuf
I wonder what more I can add to the collection.

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>>17581175
Moving their mass around to where they're "wearing" lewd midriff showing maid outfits.
Making them go faux-nopan so they can show off their huge loli butts.
Wearing their "hair" as braids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581175
Why do you people have to ruin everything with loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581334
At least you haven't got called Bob or Aftyn, then you would really have to question things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581112
>if you want to wife a lizardman/salamander/warrior type, but dont want to do the training

I dont know why warrior girls have such a bad reputation. Anon, there are plenty of warrior types that dont want you to train or fight. The ones that do like the Lizards are a minority. Amazoness, Minotaur, Dullahan, Ogre (kinda), Kunoichi, Ochimusha and Jinko. All of them are warrior types and they dont give a crap if you are a warrior, can fight or are interested in that. You might even add the Hinezumi to the list considering the water thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581356
Kfd was bad enough since I'm not even a daughteru dicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581352
>ruin everything
>Loli
This is some high level shitposting my friend. Surely you don't believe what you said!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581357
I think honesty is the key to win their hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581397
I do. It's an anti-fetish for me. If you like it, whatever. It's just definitely not for me.

People seem to be absolutely obsessed over it, though, and that makes even less sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17579622
it has become a life goal for me to be sweater trapped by a hellhound

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>>17581398
With most of the MGs on the list you only have to be in their presence to get husbandoed. If you insist it must be a Salamander though, then yes, I think a sincere confession would work..Though I dont see why you must go for Lizards where there are so many warrior MGs that dont care if you fight or train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581293
I actually really enjoyed this, maybe it's my love for aquatic girls and the setting speaking but you really pulled me in with this one alp.

[Anonymous No.]

How much heat is too much heat?
how surprised would a salamander be if you are as fired up to fight as she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581352
>ruin
He was literally replying to new art of a loli shog, get out of here with your accusations.
>>17581397
I do. It's an anti-fetish for me. If you like it, whatever. It's just definitely not for me.
That's on you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581448
She'd get ultra wet and ready to have all the daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581334
He's still the most vocal piece of shit about them and I'm getting tired of that faggot always harping about stuff when he's not even a writer of anything good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581539
I've only seen him going on and on at the discord and even then it sounds like you have a personal problem with the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581019
They'll turn super red and think you're coming onto them, good luck stopping a White Horn with heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581411
Lolis make every monstergirl better. Except cows because oppai loli a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or do these threads get random waves of negativity that are getting more and more frequent?
Is it the lack if new content that's causing people to snap at each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581556
It's the end of summer, people are grumpy and some of the younger posters will be annoyed at going back to school.
That and the lack of new content is a big part of it I'd say. That and we've got one crossboarding faggot actively shitposting here, probably not involved in this thread but he exists.

[Anonymous No.]

Given how the body of MGs is altered to fit the husband's tastes, I wonder if some MGs specifically look for musclesluts to get a rock hard body superior to what they could get otherwise
>I like in particular to imagine Jinkos from Jinko villages looking for any musclesluts they can find. After abducting them, they are forcibly interned in the Jinko Highschool full of loli and teen Jinkos. Your daily life now consists of being catcalled and groped by young tiger martial artists. Until one of them will rape and claim you. When you make love, you are instructed to think of the muscled tall woman you want your Jinko to grow into and you witness how she indeed transforms into your dream woman
>Also lots of cute bonding moments with your Jinko
>She gets very nervous and try to perform the best she can when you enter to observe the martial arts classes
>Each night she flex for you and wants you to worship her muscles
>Despite being together for months/years already, she fidgets and blush for an entire week before having the courage to ask you out for the prom night

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581590
I'd like it better with a gradual transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581546
>even then it sounds like you have problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581556
It's mostly fags who are upset because the threads aren't the way they want.

[Anonymous No.]

New quick wife commission
also bonus: http://i.imgur.com/tatYFu5.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581556
As long as we can keep things chill as possible i don care

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581293
That was pretty good. Glad to see you're alive, and I can't wait to see more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581612
You could sit several food trays on that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581612
Your wife being so bottom heavy must make it hard to float.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581546
It couldn't possibly be because for all the talk he does about "I could write X" or "I could do Y" the fucking smegma guzzler never follows through with any of it. You would think that maybe, just maybe, he'd actually do something that wasn't a hare brained greentext I'd actually give him credit for something. But no, he's going to blame ALL of his problems on the thread again because just like somebody unable to see they're the core of the problem or issue, he doesn't take any blame for anything he deserves. I'd rather he just nuked his pastebin again in an attempt to get pity from us because unlike Alp, he never learns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581599
It is a gradual transformation, the point is you see your loli or teen Jinko slowly go from a cute fit girl (or maybe not even fit if she is young enough) to a tall muscle tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581648
>>17581634
She has a the best butt

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580258
God bless you Barb. The cutest little pool of abominable slime, and I love the translucent arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581662
>autistic vomiting
>off-topic images
You're the real cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this idea going where smoke hobo would have smoke based powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581798
>getting kicked out of restaurants
>forfeiting your apartment security deposit
>having to smoke outside in the rain
>cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581827
Most of the downsides to it would be fixed by mamono mana preventing/outright curing human illnesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581556
Such a decay is inevitable. All things must end.

[Anonymous No.]

>In tonight's news
>Human Man wielding dangerous weapon during bank robbery had to be put down via Incubization Rifle
>Cheshire cats on the prowl interfering with Mantis mating rituals
>MGC Police mistake playful shenanigans as bank robbery and use Incubization Rifle improperly
>Mayor Druella firmly states that she believes MGC's finest were in the right to use Incubization Rifle
>New vacation site for men takes MGC by storm, The Steppes officially open for business!
>That and more on Channel 69 news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPGBbSX0LdQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581897
Okay but ignoring that greentext, that image is adorable.
Also, would being an incubus make you immune to Incubization Rifles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581897
That sounds like a fucking awful place to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581909
Some MGCs are worse than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581909
Always has been. I'm assuming the people who "like" it do so ironically.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the perfect cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581928
most like being second class citizens
bunch of cucks they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581909
Sounds better than any city I've ever had the displeasure of being in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581937
holy shit mate want a noose or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581935
She needs about 5 more pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581937
I highly doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581935
Nice and chubby and cuddly.
Probably a lazy butt too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581942
No, because I am currently fortunate enough to not have to live in a metropolitan area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581935
Lapcat is the type of girl who'll use her fortune to make sure you can live a carefree and comfy life with her.
Just imaging waking up in bed with her snuggled up against you, her cheek rubbing against yours.
Imagine her annoyed moans of "just five more minutes" when you try to get out of bed.
Imagine her leaping into your arms and making you princess carry her after you both get dressed just so she can stay as close to you as possible.
Imagine cuddling up on the couch because she refused to eat breakfast at the table since that means she can't cuddle you.
Imagine watching TV together while eating some sinfully delicious breakfast that her Automaton maids cooked up.
Imagine seeing her smile as she wraps the two of you up in a blanket for a cozy makeout session.
Imagine being that goddamn happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581935
She's top-tier, although a softer one would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581928
It's all worth it for the Beach anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581945
She'll get chubbier once you knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581936
Easy with the buzzwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581928
I've always preferred the canon setting over modern stuff for that reason. Sure it still has rape and all that but it's less oh a "haha look at this lewd dystopia" sort of way and it's much more light hearted than the MGC stuff.

If I do imagine a modern setting, it's my own head canon one where monsters still get away with what they want on a frequent basis but they have to be more subtle about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581952
>Cozy makeout session all saturday long
>practically tasting breakfast on her tongue and mouth as your hands sink into her fat ass and her big warm hands stroke your dick under your pants
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581956
>going outside
I don't think so Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581968
I'll stick with my own over thread-approved garbage too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581956
>WWD image
>fucking Cathyl is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581974
WWD is an extremelly fun place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581897

I'd always watch the news just to see the cute little reporter. Is this what it's like to be an idolfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581909
That's speciesist you bigot. Check your human privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581986
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581974
There was no barrier to entry so some questionable stuff went on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581758
>Thinking it's autism to want a person to either shit or get off the fucking pot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582008
The place is ridden with ntr, bestiality and shitposting. No one can stop that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582011
It is autism when you think that everyone who has one thing in common with someone is that person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581947
Thick cheshires are the best cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581969
>After you get hard she slips you inside her dripping wet pussy
>She lazily thrusts her hips as your hands sink into her plump ass and her arms wrap around you, bringing you close enough that she can keep kissing you while riding you.
>Her tongue wraps around yours and you can taste syrup and breakfast sausage as her lips press against yours.
>Every so often she pulls back to catch her breath and you can see from her half lidded eyes, and panting she desperately wants to get back to the kiss.
>Occasionally, she asks you to spank her and every time you do her pussy gets tighter and you can feel her moans permeate your skull through the kiss.
>By the end of the morning the two of you are panting, sweaty and spent from hours of slow cozy sex.
>When you go to the kitchen for lunch you find that the Automaton head maid has prepared a bunch of stamina boosting foods.
>You could swear she shot you a smirk and bounced her eyebrows when she walked out.
>The rest of the day was spent in Lapcat's room, roughly mating pressing her as she screamed for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581974
what's WWD
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582014
some tire fires just keep on burning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582026
Weekly waifu draw thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581994
It's human supremacists like you that make the city a bad place to raise children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582036
i see
a doomed idea from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582042
I'm pretty sure it's the constant sex and loose morals that make it a bad place to raise kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582022
God damn I wouldn't stop until I pumped both her womb and her ass to overflowing
I'd spank her fat naughty ass so much it would be red with a handprint on each cheek before passing out cuddled against her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582053
Nothing wrong with that as long as it's with your loved one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582053
A bad place to raise human kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582064
It is when you have a child to take care of.

>>17582069
Oh without a doubt, MGC is probably the worst place to raise a human child.

[Anonymous No.]

Just noticed the runes on her arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582074
Does it really matter what that yeti and her husband down the street are doing each night? Are you just doing to lock your child inside so she can't play with the rest of the kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/i/514996
>>>/i/514997

shh

is the nacho propaganda working yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
It worked on me from the day the profile was released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582106
I wouldn't raise a human child anywhere near monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
No, chaos girls are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582019
Again, maybe if the faggot actually did some writing like he keeps claiming he will I'll cut some slack but until then he needs to fuck off with his stupid glowing vagina pushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
>is the nacho propaganda working yet
Damn chaps girls and their propaganda. They know just what I like !

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582114
Why? They might do the same things all kids do regardless?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright what do you guys do with your daughterus? Are they for loving and raising or are they for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582122
I would like my child to have a normal upbringing without worrying about if she might come home corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582124
loving, raising and protecting from creeps so they can marry the boy they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582124
darnit anon
can you start shit earlier so i can enjoy it fully

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the worst discussion you ever had with your waifu anon? Did it ever got so bad she got physical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582152
You're delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582131
In the current year, it's pretty hard to raise a pure child with the stuff they can see if they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582124
>>17582152
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582162
let them continue.
the shitshow shall cleans this thread of the weak

[Anonymous No.]

We need more writers
Silent having gone makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582159
I'm not talking about raising a pure child, I just don't want my kid around monsters until they're older and not easily influenced by their behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582187
Better then letting Hollywood and the Internet do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582186
Then write your own stories or give people a reason to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582186
Writing is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582191
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582199
I am writing one
I just would like things to read when i cant coniune

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582186
Silent is being an asshole towards anyone who tries to contact him. I'm not sure what we've done to deserve it but he could at least tell us what his beef is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582209
Then get good or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about the cuddlebug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582286
she is very cute, and I wouldn't mind having her for a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the personal attendant of a demon officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582294
She's a freeloader, she'll laze around, eat ice cream, and watch anime all day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580258
smol meidos are olev. I love those eyes, and she looks very soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
wew, I like this short hair Nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582326
we'd get along great then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582338
everyone loves drunk chaos girls until they show their 6th hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
>In my underwear's (naked?) enough-
>we're burning those calories
>Right now!

I don't think this quite makes sense, is nobody else as confused by this as I am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110
I'm sad there is no owo in her hair. You have failed me, melon. I am dissapoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582380
nachos expect you to work those nachos off in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582380
Melon is filthy esl, give him a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582338
Stay away from my wife, heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582389
That's not what I meant.
>>17582405
I know but usually it's not this confusing. Doesn't he have people proof read his stuff in his streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582421
Maybe he was too high on coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582406
You like that Nacho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582443
Given that I commissioned all three of the Melon Nacho pics, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582380
"I'm naked enough in my underwear" would have been clearer, but it still makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582447
There's three of them? I've only seen those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582406
brb, jerking it to ur waifu

[Anonymous No.]

I remember the canon stated that in very heated up arguments a MG would just throw his husband into bed and rape him.

This makes me wonder if this some sort of safety mechanism to avoid hurting the husband. Like, do all MGs have some sort of "critical rage" limit with their husbands that when hit all the anger turns into lust instead to avoid getting violent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582463
http://i.imgur.com/VtSsyFu.jpg

Since I'm feeling generous since I can't go a thread without seeing some autist mention me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582520
No idea who you are, or why anyone would care, but thanks for the Nachos anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582518
considering it's supposed to be that all monster girls have been changed from killing monsters to ones who love and lust to protect both humans and monsters, I would assume so

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582514
Anon no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582286
I want to wear matching shirts around the house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582526
That sound very hot. I bet such sex is extra intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582286
She looks like an excellent hug dispenser.
Frankly, I don't care too much if she's a freeloader. As long as she uses me as a body pillow whenever we're within arm's reach, she can stay in my apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582524
One word: Shoopuf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582518
Normally when you sustain a wound, you've got some physical damage and end up bleeding. In MGE, when you sustain a wound from MG attack (whether a weapon, fang, horns, or whatever), an amount of spirit energy is ripped out. It doesn't cause physical pain, but the loss of spirit energy makes you extremely horny and want to ravish the MG. The other safety mechanism is that MG mana repels humans from being physically harmed by their extra features. So say if you have a minotaur wife, and she accidentally gets you with her horns, you don't get gored, the horns are soft and push away, and don't pierce your body. However, if she has the intent to harm, say in the case of an attacker, it will physically harm that person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582548
Would you ride the shoopuf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582551
>MG mana repels humans from being physically harmed by their extra features. So say if you have a minotaur wife, and she accidentally gets you with her horns, you don't get gored, the horns are soft and push away

ugh, lame
ligature marks and scratches are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582551
>In MGE, when you sustain a wound from MG attack (whether a weapon, fang, horns, or whatever), an amount of spirit energy is ripped out. It doesn't cause physical pain, but the loss of spirit energy makes you extremely horny and want to ravish the MG.

I thought this only applied to demon silver weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582566
If you want them you can have them. It's to prevent accidents for those who don't want them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582561
Nah just gonna lurk and pretend people miss my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

Go ahead, call the cops, they can't uncuddle you
https://pastebin.com/uG5PCCpB

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582573

scratched up a bit afterwards

>"This wouldn't happen if you had one of those soft, fluffy girls... instead of me."

what do, faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582591
This is not the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582551
Bleeding mana and getting horny only applies to mamono silver, as far as Im aware, not to MG bodyparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582571
No, remember shark teeth. It seems to be a common thing with teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

To be a good ruler, a Pharaoh must be kind, just, beautiful, intelligent and have HUGE....tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582635
You forgot a fertile valley.

[Anonymous No.]

So what does your waifu sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
doctor girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Like a female dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
A faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582678
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582590
That was kinda cute, but probably absolutely terrifying in the beginning.
Sounds like a sleep paralysis episode gone sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Like Dr. Robotnik from the old Sonic cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Like Tenryuu from that god awful KanColle anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582590
Cute stuff surge, two pastes in one thread and neither are the usual suspects. Happy to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582719
>KanColle anime
>anime
Come on guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582712
>Incompetent Gremlin supervillain building stupid sexual contraptions that backfire on her thanks to her useless Automaton minons and leave her a humiliated orgasmic mess every week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582551
Thats hot. Does this mean I could try to resist a Jinko rape, she could literally beat the crap out of me with her martial arts to restrain me and I would feel nothing but pleasure as she gives me a firsthand demonstration of her strenght?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
I wouldn't know, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582736
I want to molest that boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Like Kiss Shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582736
Was there not some kind of movie or series based on KanColle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582775
Kancolle got an anime and movie.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to take all your daughterus to visit the old one-eyed mountain man at least once in their lives. It'll give them good life experience!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668

Like Ving Rhames impersonating Christopher Walken

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581411
No different than this thread's obsession with grotesque muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Cockney accent with a tinge of scot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Like Tommy Wiseau

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
A female version of Joe Pasquale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
similar to Rosa off of Brooklyn 99

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582816
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582816
she has a nice ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
A quiet, husky voice. I'm not sure who to compare it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upepiZlc12E

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582798
>"EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD...anyway how is your sex life?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582838
O, hai Doggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
I don't have a clear image, but something deeper then usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
somewhere around this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jK9_t82gAo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNnUjGa9-Eg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582853
something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG2gYE5KOs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582866
Your waifu sounds like Brock Sampson?
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582880
Nyet, tovarisch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582858
>English dub
Disgust.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582826
That hat may be close to big enough, but not quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582858
>dub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582858
You should've used Sonya from Echoes as an example since that game had actual good english voice acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582913
You know what they say about a Dark Mage with a big hat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582380
>In my underwear's naked enough - we're burning those calories right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582932
Big ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582920
havn't played fire emblem since the gba days,
this just showed up on my youtube suggested page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582948
Oh, they've got big somethings alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582951
Nigga there ain't shit you can say that'll excuse dubshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wyaHeJ-e8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582956
Big hair? Big cores? Dont leave me in anticipation anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582965
BREASTS!
Gigantic hooters, mammaries, jugs, bazongas, jubblies,melons, boobs, mounds, STONKING GREAT TITS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580960
Like Christmas scented candles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582969
good lord I have seen the light

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582969
Seems correct

[Anonymous No.]

Are there even anymore writefags in these threads?

Also looking for good Alraune fics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582969
Good call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583027
That seems like an innocent little dark mage that I can molest to my hearts content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583022
I write pretty good stuff if you're interested. I made at least one story about every girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583046
Oh, Beast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583046
Pastebin link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583053
The only place I'm a beast is on the bed with my waifu.

>>17583054
I'll post a link soon. Let me just finish writting this gazer story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582110

>>>/i/515019
>>>/i/515020

i just woke up

is nacho propaganda working even more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583046
>I write pretty good stuff
Quite the ego you have there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583075
These are all commissions aren't they? Do you never do requests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583046
Every girl? I haven't seen many mice stories so I'd love to read what you got!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583081

you aint nearly tripped enough melon flags to get requests yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583075
Nacho propaganda won't ever work on me. I really don't like the chaos monsters.
I'd gladly go for a non-chaos arachne, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>See this
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583086
But what if we want to request a good drawing for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583092
>wat do?
This isn't the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583092
Tell her its a good start but she needs to either go eat a cake or start lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583092

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583093
how will he ever recover etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583092
rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583097
Your new is showing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583113
No, yours is. There was a time when this shit wasn't tolerated, and you'd know this if you weren't a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583081
They are commissions, un-ironically from Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583117
>>17583113

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, anons. Let the hate flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583046
>I write pretty good stuff if you're interested. I made at least one story about every girl.
I only know about a few writefags who can claim to have written about almost every girl and I wouldn't say any of them were "pretty good".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583117
"See this wat do" is an old meme from like 2008 or so. Don't call others new when you're just a whippersnapper yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582877
Nah, Maybe something like Maya from Occult Academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17581749
It's a shame your holstaurus doesn't exist.
Maybe I could be your holstaurus tonight? No one has to find out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582987
I want a Dark Mage to capture me using a gingerbread house!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583149
Dark Mages don't make gingerbread houses.
They're weak to sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583149
>using
I hope you mean eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583140
Yes, and in these threads it's well known that it's mainly used for fucking awful fanfictions on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

And here comes another wave...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583149
>>17583156
You eat her house. She eats [ You ].

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583149
I'd rather live in a comy normal house in the woods. Is it autistic that I try to think about the house's layout fairly often? It probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583161
>well known
For being so well known, you seem to be getting called out as being wrong quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583075
Ah, there we go. We're friends again now, melonman.

I shall commission lizards from you soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583167
But I don't want to eat her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583169
Only I haven't been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583169
>>17583174
Oh good, more stupid fights...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583152
>not saving original
what a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583172
Why not? It's nice and crispy and she just baked it this morning, hoping to lure in poor hungry lost boys so they could at least fill their bellies with some delicious gingerbread. I'd almost think you were a guest most discourteous! Think of the poor Madame's heart sinking when you refuse the nice, fluffy mallow between the chocolate shingles or the licorice window frames! All that hard work for nothing!

It's not like she used materials from Wonderland to turn you into a shota or anything weird like put you to sleep./spoiler] After all, what good is a Dark Mage if she can't be a good hostess? Now only if you'd be a lovely little boyim and suck on her lactating tits hard enough for them to be sore the next morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583161
Well known by you and only you, it seems.
Someone get this hothead a Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583196
No, really. I'm not sure if it's still a thing but the wiki did these dumb "Whut do?" scenarios and all the answers read like they were written by 14 year olds. How do you not remember this being mentioned on the thread before? You new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583184
What a silly dogger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583113
>>17583117
>>17583140
>>17583204
Why do you morons insist on calling each other "newfags" every time someone says something you disagree with? I've noticed this happens a lot in the threads.
Also, do you lot really expect everyone to remember every single meme and event? That sounds really autistic to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583226
Newfag detected

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the world be better if everything I ever did was erased. Or if that in itself would open the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

Less arguing, more monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Any alp stories? Preferably mature alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583226
Because their journey to the Dark Side is almost complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583235
Do you need a hug ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583235
Nothing will open the portals. There are no portals. There will never be any portals. Eternal suffering awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583226
>That sounds really autistic to me.
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583246
And isn't it beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583226
Personally I just laugh at them all. It shames me to admit how long I've spent in this dump of a website for these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583194
I was a kid once, I don't want to be one again.

I will. however, bend her over the counter, and milk her till she's mooing like a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583246
*desperate opening attempts intensify*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583246
This. Just get an onahole or something to tide you over until true VR becomes real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583260
You're only hurting yourself, anon. Just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if an on season Jinko or one that smelled the catnpit you are carrying spots you are to run away, but if she catches up to you, you are to put no resistance, lay down in the floor and kindly take the rape. She is not playing anon, just dont give her a reason to get rough, the result will be the same anyway. Lay down, close your eyes, think in your happe place and it will be over in a couple of hours. And remember, under no circumstances are you to stare at her abs, touch them or compliment them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583265
Is there any monstergirl vr stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583235
Cheer up anon, your waifu can be real!
All you need to do is make a Tulpa. Do it. Do it. Prove your love to her. Make her flesh. Bring her from her world into yours. I miss you we all miss you make us whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583281
Im going to run my finger through ever crevice of her abs and she going to love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583288
>spoiler

Boy, I said it once and I'll say it again: don't go fucking around with black magic. You gonna get fucked up real fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583246
I have opened them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583281
Additional reminder that Kunoichi can't catch you if you're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583281
Jinkos are cosplay tier shit waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583302
I don't believe you for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583298
But my waifu is a Dark mage. She's a master of black magic and would never let it hurt me. If she did, she would be a terrible person and I doubt my waifu is a terrible person. Monstergirls love us. Right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583288
Tulpas are a half assed replacement anon, they are no waifus, they are not meant to be waifus. And yet, they are a path to get to your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583310
If they're basically programmed to, is it really love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583316
Well I'd argue no, not really. But they're sexy and will let us get our dicks wet, so whose going to complain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583305
I will set you on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583288
There are better ways of giving yourself brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583327
Yeah? Well I'll get chocolate stains on your waifu's cosplay costume.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the only way to move to another world is to kill yourself
Do it, anon
Your waifu is waiting for you, there is no need to suffer anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583332
Alcohol is too slow anon, believe me I'm trying very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583305
>Taller than 2M
>Muscles
>Abs
>Stoic
>100th Dan martial artists

I dont know which tier they are, thats all I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583324
And...that's all you want out of life?

I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for you or to be insanely jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better?
>Forcibly corrupting a human woman against her will
>Consensual corruption
>Brainwashing a human woman so that she corrupts herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583358
>Consensual corruption
Definitely this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583358
Consensual corruption at the end of the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583349
I was thinking more along the lines of joining a contact sport like Rugby or American Football and getting a concussion.
Not only does it achieve the desired goal, but you also get /fit/ in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583358
Surprise corruption. Look at how Ropers reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583348
I'll just get drunk for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583378
>Ropers
I thought we all agreed that they're on the "okay to purge" list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583316
If you can consider a 3DPD affection as love, I sure can consider a MG one as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583354
>And...that's all you want out of life?
Well... yeah?
It's not like the kind of love you all fantasize about actually exists. The storybook romance you all want is purely fictional, why do you think the divorce rates are so high?
Monstergirls on the other hand are driven by a need for spirit energy and don't judge a man on his appearance. Getting laid would be easy, and with the huge variety of them out there would never get boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583378
>Surprise corruption
Oh, that's another one.
>Attempting to forcibly corrupt a woman only to discover that she wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583194
I don't even like gingerbread! And I like malicious onee-sans even less!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583348
I'll go to Hell when I'm good and ready, anon.

>>17583393
Are you so deep in the memes as to believe that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583316
the love that other humans feel it basically programmed as well. We're nothing but very complex machines anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583386
There's a list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583394
Their love is more geniune than a 3DPD one anyway. They are actually on a physical and metaphysical level programmed to love men forever. With 3DPDs its just an evolutionary trait to gain resources or get the best offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583420
A very short one. Ropers and the mushrooms only as I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583420
Yep.
>Matangoes
>Ropers
>KDF
>Parasite Slimes
I probably missed a couple, but I think I got the worst ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583394
Not him, but I kinda agree with you m8. On one hand, i feel like an edgelord for agreeing with you, but at the same time I don't believe in real life-long romance. I also like to think that due to obamacare magic, it can make our relationship more lovey-dovey then any 'real' romance could ever be after 10+ years. Plus, I headcannon that you only end up with girl(s) that you'll have 10/10 chemistry with even before the mana hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583415
Yes. Everlasting unbreakable affection is superior to a breakable conditional one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583434
Yeah, but you're discussing some perfect being designed to love you no matter what. It would feel forced and unreal.
Sex is physical and real, so it's all I'd need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583468
>It would feel forced and unreal
Only in a world where the girl exists because you want her to. In MGE your just attractive to whatever girl will be a good match, and the existence of Eros makes it a pretty good bet that she's your soulmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583452
>i feel like an edgelord for agreeing with you
We're at a point where er aren't even using that word properly anymore. You aren't an edgelord for not giving a shit about romantic love, you're a cynic or a pessimist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583226
>do you lot really expect everyone to remember every single meme and event?
It's not that fucking hard really. Now lurk more newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583494

>>17579092

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583445
>Parasite Slimes
So why are they a no-go when Dark Matters and Cursed Swords are perfectly fine? They function in nearly the exact same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583492
Hey, yeah I know i used that term wrong but w/e. I'd like to think I have a fairly bright outlook on life for the most part, aside from the fact that being in a relationship with someone for 20+ years would get stale after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583468
3DPDs are also programmed to love you. The difference is the "no matter what". In the end both are programmed, so if you can consider the one that can child support rape you as real, you sure can consider the other one real as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583445
Parasite slimes aren't really that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583504
Not him, but I think cursed swords are shit too. Anything that warps the personality at that level goes onto my shit list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583491
>In MGE your just attractive to whatever girl will be a good match
In what way? I've never felt much of an emotional connection to anyone (as in romantically, friends are tough too I guess) so I'm going to be very suspicious of this process, and of her.
>and the existence of Eros makes it a pretty good bet that she's your soulmate
This just sounds like brainwashing. I'd rather just have some fun and not get tied by magic to some random girl.

Basically, you can keep your ideal of love, I'll stick with the basic physical needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583491
You will be attractive to whatever MG race you have your heart set off, thats pretty much how MGE operates. Altough I guess, you could make the clame that fate will have it so that you will only encounter members of that race that are a good match for you and soulmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583505
>being in a relationship with someone for 20+ years would get stale after a while.
This too. I mean, some monstergirls are literally immortal. And they supposedly would stay married to you for the whole of eternity, I could see that getting very unpleasant after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583530
I guess thats just where the mana kicks in again and keeps the love from fading away, kind of like how Houri work probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583516
>I'll stick with the basic physical needs
Seems like a shitty way to treat MG as worthless cock sleeves, but you do you I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583530
>some monstergirls are literally immortal
One of KCs bigger holes. There's just no believable way to deal with this. I prefer to think of them as long-lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583551
To be honest, seems like he'd make a great husband for orcs or devilbugs. Probably make some of them really happy actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583243
I need a cookie and a ninety-minute cut of Avatar. As well as motivation to actually write something other than purple shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583558
>long-lived
Yeah, but the undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>People applying 3DPD logic again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583505
Thats why Mindflayers and Lilims are for, anon.

When your relationship matures to such a point, couples plan their next adventure together and they start over again. If you want you can even be aged back into childhood if thats your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583561
>One type of monstergirl
Actually, with all the potential variety out there I'd find that boring in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu were a wrestler, what would her wrestling name be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583570
I can't imagine loving a Shog ever getting boring, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583561
I get where he's coming from it, but it would just be unhappy for everyone involved. I'd much rather hope that a cupid or something would come along and the unhappiness can be healed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The Pink Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
Faggot McGee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
[Incoherent Gurgling Noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583574
Shit nigga, maybe you're meant to just wander eternally and make a bunch of mother-daughters without a husband to get oyakodon'd by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
the Green Bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583582
>it would just be unhappy for everyone involved
How so? The monstergirl gets my mana, and I get a fuck. It's a win-win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The KDF Cucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583565
Nothing stopping them from letting go.
>If you want you can even be aged back into childhood if thats your thing
There's an old epic fantasy series that revolves around reincarnation. If you're fortunate enough to find your soulmate in one life, you'll always be drawn together in each new life. Best part is you spend some time in "heaven" between each life where you have a collective memory of all your lives and you can hang out and swap stories.

I'd much prefer this, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583530
I always just thought they lived a really long time, not actually immortal. Which ones are immortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583607
Part of this was meant for
>>17583570

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583558
Afterlife is a thing. When one of the partners die is not rare that the other commits suicide to reunite again. Probably immortal couples will end doing it at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583603
You're a weird fucker, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583607
I like this concept a lot desu. An eternity spent making new stories together while also getting to just kind of 'relax' outside of life in between each life/story would be pretty 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583603
That doesn't even make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583609
Any of the undead would technically be immortal, and I would assume spirits or elementals as well. The various goddesses would likely count, too. Then there's functionally immortal ones like Dragons and Kitsunes; As long as they're getting their regular dose of dick and barring unnatural causes, I wouldn't expect them to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The Anon, I'm Not Doing This, It's Stupid And A Waste Of Time. Stop Filling Out Those Forms! STOP LAUGHING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The Cunny Monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The Human Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582668
Yumi Hara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
The Nerdhound Cunny KDF Daughteru Dicked Cheshire Reference Why Is Writefag X So Shit Newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583577
Probably something like the Rubber Mama, but she'd only ever use it or play as a wrestler in bed with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582719
>Tenryuu
>from that anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583587
>>17583591
>>17583603
>>17583683
You people are really bad at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583666
Poor Satan's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17582736
>>17583688
Am I missing something here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583609
The way I've always seen it is:
>Beastman and similar types: 500y
>Demon beast types: 5000y
>Bug types: 100y
>Plant types: 1000y
>Demon types: 5000y
>Slime types: Infinite
>Undead types: Infinite
>Exceptionally strong species (lilim, apophis, baphomet, etc.): 10,000y or Infinite
>Strong beastman and similar types: 1000y
>Weak and mundane beastman and similar types: 200y

It's my own headcanon. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583530
That's only a failing based on your human imperfection though. You'll incubize long before your 3dpd attitude becomes a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
>you will never be the first human ever to drink a century old CC Holstaurs milk that's still sweet and creamy thanks to mamono mojo
On that note, you must account for Mermaid bloods use as a lifespan extender.

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>>17583730
Yeah, that's just my base lifespan guesses without any outside interference or influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
Wonder how colossal a thousand year old humpty gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583741
Wouldn't she just divide or form a new egg as a child before once she got a certain size?

[Anonymous No.]

>Born in the year 1007
>Married a Vampire at the ripe old age of 23
>Have seen empires grow and crumble
>Seen technology advance
>Had dozens of children, which has turned into just under a hundred grandchildren
>Finally discover the pinnacle of human creation
>Memes
>Specifically, using memes wrong on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583759
>Thousand years married to the same woman
What would you even talk about after a while? Wouldn't you get tired of each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583763
Not him, but >>17583709. Just because you can't think of anything doesn't mean there's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583757
They're egg laying, which then spawn jubs or humpties. It's not a reincarnate or divide type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583763
Immortal waifus aren't for the complacent. You gotta travel, explore, try new things. There's thousands of years of history, a big planet, and a whole lot of universe to go see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583777
This anon gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583763
Not with mamono mana. You never fall out of love with your spouse. Besides there's always new things happening, gossip, etc.

Neighbors: "Hey! We're having a party for our ten year anniversary, wanna come?"
>Vampire Waifu: "Are you fucking kidding me? Ten years? Fucking plebs. Try throwing one after 1000 years faggots"

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>>17583366
>Anon is the squire of a Paladin who was determined to be the next Hero.
>They make it all the way to the Demon Lord's realm only to be overwhelmed by the sheer Demonic Energy of the place.
>The more they resist, the more it hurts them.
>One day anon starts bleeding and heaving and the Hero drops her sword and shield and runs to his side with tears in her eyes.
>"Anon, that's enough. I can't bear to see you like this. We should stop fighting it. Defeating the Demon Lord isn't worth losing you!"
>The last thing anon sees before the Demonic Energy claims them both is her smiling down at him.
>"You're too precious to me to lose anon. I love you."
I made myself sad.

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>>17583530
Just an aside point, but I think this conundrum is better suited to non-MGE universes, since the obamamana card doesn't necessarily work in them.
The more magically inclined monsters such as foxes would probably have quite an arsenal up their sleeves to prevent things from going stale too quickly.
Dating more simple or uncivilized monsters would be an adventure in of itself, since you might have to figure out how to communicate with them. There was a great story about a harpy that illustrated this perfectly. The point of this is that you might not want to leave her after going through all that work.

[Anonymous No.]

E X T R A

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>>17583763
With a powerful, high class monster, you wouldn't be wage slaving it. The two of you would be free to just pack up and go wherever and do whatever at a moment's notice. Add daughters and you can experience those things all over again as you get to see their eyes light up as they experience the northern lights for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583804
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
And pretty cute as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583759
>married for 1000 years to NEET waifu
>spend that time shitposting 4chan or something equivalent
>everyone is a newfag to you
>the two of you have a massive repository of memes over the millennia
>get bombarded with feels you didn't know you had when no one understands any of your 1000 year old memes
>fucking newfags don't even know what you mean by 'feels'
>fucking newfags don't even know what a newfag is

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna have a BBQ with the Hotdog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583838
>and you still haven't lurked enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583838
>newfags don't understand why you're so obsessed with repeating digits
At least you've developed untold skills at vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583843
How adorable do you think your CC Hellhound neighbor would be if you actually let her in when she notices you cooking BBQ all by yourself?
Do you think she'd know some techniques that blow your lid off or is she just a really good taste tester?
Would you be open to a post BBQ titfuck and blowjob as thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583844
>sperg out when someone tells you to lurk more
>"bitch I've been here for 1000 years. 1000 years you cunt!"
>your Navy Seals Al qaeda copypasta response falls on deaf ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
>cute genki Yeti that hugs like a teddy bear
>800 years old
>generations of humans and other snow monsters wonder how strong she really is when most Yetis live to 200-250

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583859
>CC Hellhound
I need it

>Let her into your property
>She looks like she got off work not long ago
>Messy hair tied back in a pony tail
>She has a six pack of beer with her
>She says she'll show you some good techniques to get the best tasting burgers
>She constantly brushes her tail against your crotch as she flips the burgers
>She's clearly inviting you to flirt with her
>You both make double entendres with each other as the food is prepared
>"Your meat looks so good, Anon~"
>"I wouldn't mind eating out...side with you."
>Push your lawn chairs really close
>Intertwine your legs with hers as you enjoy her professionally made burgers and suck back beer
>Afterwards have slopping burger flavored takeouts followed by lawn chair destroying sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583237
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
>Some dragons get their husbands when they are 25000 years old or more
>Waifu got me at the young age of 17
I actually like to number down the life span of most things. Must be weird having your average person going to their 300s.

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>>17583868
>800 year old yeti
>mastered the art of the hug
>her hugging techniques have captivated hundreds of lost travelers in the arctic blizzards
>of course, only her hubby gets to experience the more erotic ones
>her cuddling and hugging techniques are enough to make a man cum in seconds
>she passes on her knowledge by writing a detailed book called "The Art of the Hug"
>makes millions in sales
>finally has enough money to buy that old abandoned fortress ruin that was buried in snow just 200 years ago
>now has a fun little home improvement project that'll keep her busy for a decade or so

[Anonymous No.]

I don't ever think I've seen this question asked here, what religion would you and your waifu practice, fantasy or otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
>10,000 years of bliss with my Apophis waifu
Ahh, perfection.
I like this list, though bug types get a bad wrap. They should at least also live 200. Fuck all these losers whining saying it would get boring after 20 years, people should be allowed to live excessively long lives with their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
Catholicism, because I said so.
Next question, squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
Hathorism, been a follower since day one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583763
Some people here honestly have no imagination whatsoever
It doesn't anger me, it saddens me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583861
>>17583838
How old do you freaks think 4chan is?

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>>17583886
Just imagine after a nice meal the two of you just look at each other and then start violently making out before stumbling to your bedroom with your tongues still locked together knocking shit over and leaving discarded clothing in your wake.
Imagine her dragging you down with her as she flops down onto your bed, her legs wrapping around your waist as you mating press her and she screams in pleasure.
Imagine waking up the next morning, sore all over with her on top of you looking at you with half lidded eyes and heart pupils.
Imagine the cozy makeouts in the shower as you wash yesterdays juices off each other.

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>>17583923
Lifespans can always be extended by mermaid's blood, and I'm sure there'd be other magics that could do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
Probably a combination of Judaism and Sabbath-ism. Plus we'd celebrate Christmas because that's what all the cool kids do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
Eros worship with a dash of Hathorism and Amaterasu worship.
Gonna fuck that cute freckled demon in an Eros habit she got from her grandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583843
>for your own safety keep this door closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583945
Magic like that is the best answer. The most normal people would like to reach their 100s or 200s and rest while other want to be immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583943
That sounds perfect.
Shit like this makes me sad that they'll never be real.

Godammit now I think I need to commission a Hellhound wearing something skimpy as she flips burgers on a barbecue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583954
>open the door anyway

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>>17583919
Probably do some hybrid of humanism and worship of Eros.

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>>17583934
To be fair there are some actual non-meme definition autistic people here to no surprise that have a hard time separating reality from fantasy and vice versa. You pick up on it in some of their responses, but you gotta learn to live with it. This is a place for everyone who wants to discuss monstergirls. Except faggots etc etc
>>17583945
True, and that's not to mention going through the cycle of transitioning into either Afterlife/Heaven or Undeath with whatever race your waifu is.
Still, being an anthropology buff, I'd fucking love the idea of witnessing cultures and civilizations rise and fall with my Grape Snake by my side and explore the world with her over and over seeing how things develop.
Maybe even one day transcending our mortal coils through magic or machine (or both) and witnessing the birth of a star-faring civilization. Just the thought of it makes me so giddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
Bugs: 80
Strongest Bugs: 100

Weak Beastmen: 100
Beastmen: 150
Strongest Beastmen: 1000 to Immortal

Plants: 500
Strongest Plants: 1000

Demons: 500-800
Strongest Demons: 1000 to Immortal

Demihumans: 100 to 350

Elves: Immortal

Undeads: Immortal

Slimes: Immortal

Elementals: Immortal


Strongest Species, doesn't matter the type: 1000 to Immortal

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good stories starring Hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583970
If you like lolis check out the one by quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best types of monstergirls to marry if you work as an archaeologist?

Bonus points if they're assertive/aggressive/doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583968
Knowing Apophi, your wife would also probably casually try to usurp and gain control of several of those civilizations as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
i dont think my waifu would be terribly big on religion
the closest thing i could imagine to her being religious is her doing some sort of small, hellish, spiritual ritual for it to be pouring rain all day so she has a good excuse to stay at home and molest her boyfriend because apparently 'your boyfriend was being cute' isn't a good enough excuse to not come into work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583974
>"Honey, did you instill yourself as a goddess of a burgeoning regional power again?"
>"Eeeheheh! Whoopsie dear~ Soooorry!"
>Seinfeld theme
I'd expect no less of her! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583961
She'd probably be a phenomenal dirty talker. Probably baby crazy and a bit of a buttslut too.
Now here's the question anon. Is this a 25-35 year old Hellhound fucking an Anon fresh out of college or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583970
theres an unfinished one by grub that was pretty decent
https://pastebin.com/XhxyvGNm
https://pastebin.com/GUNYc0a9

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583973
In descending order, Pharaoh, Anubis, Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583981
>Spoiler
Anon fresh out of College, just got his first place, and happened to move in next door to a lonely Hotdog in her late 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583965
The second you do that she's going to grab you by the dick and call you a "good slut" before shoving you down right there and raping you unconscious.
There'll be a lot of scenes like that when the portals open I'd imagine. The night will ring out with the sounds of men being raped by the invaders and their converted wives/girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583989
What's the ages here anon. Anon can't be younger that 18 but not older than 21. What's the gap?
Alternative choice, is the Hellhound CC old enough to be Anon's mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584000
I was thinking 21 year old Anon, 28 or so year old Hellhound. Though a Hound in her late 30s, around 37 or 38 or so would also be appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583995
>when the portals open
>when

Never ever, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584013
>Late 30s
Sagging tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584024
I've seen a lot of older women who still have quite perky breasts around that age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584013
Just imagine that thick CC ass bouncing up and down on your dick after she catches you and it'll all feel worth it anon.

>>17584024
Demonic Energy son.

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>>17583919
None. Even if there was a god, there's nothing in it for me to worship it.

But if it was a fantasy religion where worshiping a god gave you sweet boons and bonuses, then probably a god related to knowledge, magic and maybe the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584024
>2D
>Sagging tits
Unless that's what you like, nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583973
Undead obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583986
I only like Apophis from those

>>17584048
I don't see how

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583979
Would hate to live near monsters like these. Mega-powerful mgs with their constant figurative dick-measuring contests would make for awful neighbors if you want to settle down and take life easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584052
>I believe this is [X] artifact
>Oh hey, I remember that. We actually used that for [Y]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584057
But that only would work if she was from that civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584054
Oh its fun, shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584063
That's why you look for a waifu from the civilization you're interested in. The older the better.

Even better if she's an ancient evil you awoke personally. Imagine the look on her face when instead of learning all about her nation's past glory, you're more interested in how the peasants ate and lived.

Plus if she's been around long enough, she'll have some interesting insights on other civilizations.

Maybe biased, but you could get first hand accounts of all kinds of battles and political intrigues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584073
But If I study more than one civilization I'd end with a harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584077
It's fine, her perspective is still valuable. Even if you start to study a civilization neither of yo know anything about. At least then you both can be fascinated by the unknown.

Otherwise you can just pick your waifu really well, choosing one who has the most knowledge on ancient civilizations.

Shoggoths are great for this. You'll never run into ruins she's unfamiliar with. Even those with twisting shapes, strange spaces between the angles, non-euclidian geometry and cyclopean architecture will be familiar to her, as if it were her own backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584054
I like those tension boundaries.
Living between a fox shrine and a ryu shrine, having to avoid being annexed by a neighboring slime queens kingdom, or come to think of it, those boundaries are pretty much the gimmick for the mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584030
It's all about staying fit. Work those chest muscles and they'll stay nice & perky.

Careful about that image, anon. Janitor's been banning censored lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584090
Oh, lame. I'll try and be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is the most capable at taking other forms? I want to experience sex with every species, but only with my waifu. It would also be helpful if they were just as degenerative as me. I want to experience a every type of sex with her. Vanilla, /d/, /trash/, everything. Our devotion would be so pure that it take all forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584097
Shoggoth/doppelganger/any elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584097
>how can I have sex with every type of mg with only one mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584109
>What are shapeshifters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584097
I've always had a fantasy where my spellcasting waifu shapeshifts into other species of monstergirls to personally study their sexual habits and kinks. Just pick any girl with magic and jizz on her until she's powerful enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584096
I want a chubby office anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584096
I bet that anubutt was a real nerd back in high school. I'm sure she still builds gunpla like a dumb nerd now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584142
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584096
She's a cutie. I'll bet she'd get all flustered and stammer if you told her you liked her, glow neon red when you give her a surprise kiss , and would want her first time to be really gentle & intimate; Kissing, foreplay, handholding, lotus position, and spooning afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584148
She still is a dumb nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584096
I want to pull office Anubis's tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584155
The best part is groping her when she's trying to do paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584160
How do nerdnubutts react to teasing in bed? How badly would it fluster her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584163
That's a cursing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584169
Is the cursing me pushing her down over her desk and then pounding into her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584160
>That excited face
I want to protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

You know I've ever understood the anubis love.

They're just autistic werewolves with sandy vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584155
>>17584169
You'll end up as her office chair for the next three weeks! Until the office cheshires are call you the boss' office slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584174
They have an autistic, neurotic following, don't blame the girls themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584177
People like to fuck dogs and either want them dressed up in black or dressed up in desert bikinis
such is the way of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584174
They're pretty!

>>17584176
I'll be her office chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584183
Oh well, at least the good wans don't become memes thank to spamming.

Like gothic styled werewolves. Unassuming oujos by day, wolfus by night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584174
They're qt!

QT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584183
I think for me, it's the wildness, but also the beauty and loyalty of Canidae family. Also the cute fluffy tail and ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubi are overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584174
They are both brown and dog. A feat rarely matched yet still beloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584222
Wans are overrated. Brown is over-rated. So it's what you expect really.

Pale white is the best skin tone anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584239
>burning like a vampire every time you step outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584240
>going outside
Bet you're not white anymore eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584222
REEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584222

Good things are overrated. Shitty things are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584184
>I'll be her office chair.
Your punishment will end only after you've brushed her tail a hundred times and her ears fifty times EACH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17576246
Does anyone happen to have a download for all of less's deleted imgur album?

I'm trying to view it on internet way back but it doesn't load past like thirty images. Link here.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150719090623/http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#64
Download doesn't work either, I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584257
>Nothing mediocre ever got overhyped by dedicated autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584271
I also tried inserting just the URL into the way back machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584270
Wait, brush each ear 50 times, or both ears 50 times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584277

And you're actually throwing a fit over said autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584286
>fit
Correcting some one is throwing a fit now? I'm not the dude who initially brought up how overrated anusluts are, jusst incase you're confusing us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584298
>anusluts
the correct term is buttslut, anon :^)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If your MG daughteru isn't a slutty cunny whore then you are a bad parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584174
pls b nice to the anubutts ;-;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584271
>>17584283
Well having now checked all available archives I'm assuming that's a no
Does anyone at least have the art posted anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583804
>T-They're not that thick, jeez...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584310
Lies and slander. Progress demands that I prove this creature can be nurtured into a healthy, functional member of society!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon, you get to have your ultimate perfect waifu; species, body type, personality, everything. The only catch is, you have to fuck her as a three-year-old (both mentally and physically for her species) to seal the deal. Afterwards she will instantly grow to your specified desires.

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
Yes, absolutely, without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
There MUST be another way. Such an ultimatum is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584382
Hi QS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
Oh, absolutely anon! That's a really easy choice there too, considering the fact that my waifu and I might do some similar sex scenes with potions and stuff on the very rare occasions we're in the mood for transformation. Plus there's the whole daughteru thing we'd both have.

>>17584389
I'm over here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584389
Everyone knows it isn't him who posts these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584310
Then I hope I'm the worst parent conceivable.

I want to do all thethings you should never do to a developing young girl, like cook her delicious food, so she never grows up to be a picky eater and read her insightful bedtime stories so her young min is plump full of imagination.

And I want to do the worst thing a father can ever do for his little girl, organize playdates with her and a younger boy, so she learns responsibility, care, and the bud of the flower of romance can begin to grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584389
>>17584398
Nevermind me, I mistook who you replied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584400
you are literally the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584407
I hope so, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
I mean. If it's the ONLY way. I'd do way sketchier and morally ambiguous things for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
Nah, I don't think my perfect waifu would approve desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584378
>tfw waifu is a vague concept without even a definite species, wight one day, vampire the next
>tfw two whole races can make me happy
Good thing I'll never need monkey paw shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584425
A true waifu is more than her species anon, your true waifu us who she is for her personality and all the rest of her mental brain stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

Dark matters are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584437
anon, those are nip-nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>your onee-chan will never be turned into a lamia by an echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584431
Yeah but that's entirely separate from bodytype and species.

Her attitude and personality could be taken out of almost any girl and put into another.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Bring out the good sake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584437
Oh no, not yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584454
I don't see the point if she hasn't ordered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584222
>t. Jockhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
Oh boy, can't wait for Hellhoundfags post this garbage every thread from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
>plays with men's prostates & tennis balls
>tennis balls
I have the mental image of a Hellhound trying to resist the urge to catch a thrown tennis ball

Also it's amazing just how JPEG'd that image has become in such a short amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584454
>You'll never sit behind her as she drinks and massage her huge jugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583919
Does it count as a religion if I just live in hell with my Hellhound waifu?
We just got a steal on JFKs old condo just beside the river Styx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584479
>Massaging the breasts of an Oni Yakuza boss without her permission.

You either have a deathwish, or you're looking to get ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584484
She'll be fine with it. No one'll know shit behind closed doors

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584484
Why would the Yakuza be in a completely different part of the world?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to leave a light on. Some monster girls are scared of the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
I'd become a slut for that hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584490
I don't want that monster girl in my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17580786
fairytrolls are cute, but not appropriate for this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584476
You realize only shitposters are posting that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584490
>tfw live in the south
>whenever I leave the porch light on about 200 moths swarm it
>sometimes they get inside and my cat tries to catch them
>always try to let them outside before my cat can get them
>somewhat concerned that if the portal opens I'll be claimed by a mothgirl, but I suppose it could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584510
>implying you have a choice
Just try to get her out. Why don't you walk up to her and talk to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584528
You could always end up with those mammoth mosquitos they have in TX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584529
I'd rather hit her with my electric flyswatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
I wanna be that Anubutts boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

;-;7

[Anonymous No.]

That flat Shog that Barb made is pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn monsters and their civil disobedience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584629
Ganbare

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584568
Squishy paw pads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584629
Cute Anubutt.

>>17584654
The best kind of paw pads

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
>Male Harem
Have we fell this low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584672
No
Fucking drop it

[Anonymous No.]

How can you tell if a Nun is a Succubus in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584683
Well considering you posted a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584458
Again pushing the male harem bullshit. You really enjoy being cucked, don't ya?
>Inb4 "but its a joke!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584683
>That bulge
HMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584696
I don't really get why it rustles people so badly. It's based off that dumb meme that's all about over exaggeration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584718
>Leaking all over the car seats
That can't be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584718
In short:

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584727
Fair enough.

More zap weasel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584727
Theres PLENTY of jokes that get posted that are not funny
Its becuase of one line in there that people decide to throw a shitfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584738
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584747
Nothing else.
Its like you get a dog that has a crooked ear, and get pissed at the petshop owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584766
But nobody wanted the post to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Melon finally releases everything he did at full resolution
>Patreon
Anyone wanna take one for the team then share?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/grewZ9b.png

Have the other kind of cupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584441
all the reverse image searches are being shit for me

sauce please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584781
Too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584771
What's the patreon name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584788
https://www.patreon.com/Elakan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584731
Heavy petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584837
All burnt out. What kind of sex produces the most discharge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584859
The kind only a sexually pent-up Zap Weasel can deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584859
I find that overcharging your weasel before intercourse makes for a good shock. To avoid running up your electric bill, have a thunderbird, lightning elemental, or sorceress with the appropriate magic juice her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Real Raiju hours

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Frenchthenhen/536792/Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585022
Man there's been an influx of good Hotdog art lately. I am pleased by this.

[Anonymous No.]

Finished Anubis/Gazer/Jabberwock/Miia picture!

They're playing Mario Party, hopefully it ends well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585038
I love those little details like the gazer-inspired wall hang on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585022
I'm happy with all the good quality hellhound stuff over the last few days. Please let it continue.
>>17585038
Such a comfy image.
>They're playing Mario Party, hopefully it ends well.
Mario party never ends well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585038
>They're playing Mario Party, hopefully it ends well.

This will be the last group picture where they're friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585038
Why is Miia wearing a Lamia Lover shirt? Is it a tounge-in-cheek thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585087
She's a lover and she's also a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585087
She's wearing her husband's shirt

[Anonymous No.]

If you went out adventuring with your waifu, you would make her wear some proper armor, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
Depends, does leather count as armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
Define proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585124
It does, as long as she's not the one getting focused by the enemy.

>>17585128
Well, this is MGE. So adventuring would be 60% lewds and 40% actual adventuring. So you can take that into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585137
Then too small chest pieces for Holstaurs it is. I doubt you could actually find one big enough without having it specialty made though.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Sphinx tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
I'll just make her wear the outfit with the highest stats regardless of how it actually looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584781
I don't think I could handle that kinda Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585174
The alp-dragon was taken too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
I'd make her wear cool armor, as her scales already provide a good defence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585185
I'm sure the isekai portal sent her somewhere nice to be born a pretty girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate an alp and get her all of her cravings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
Of course, nothing but the finest plate, over the strongest chainmail, upon the sturdiest gambeson.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered rude or inappropriate to say "bless you" to a succubus or other demon mg who just sneezed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585365
Their breasts might swell with milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585365
Not at all, although they might interpret that as you wanting to bless them with your spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585381
>Succubus sneezes
>You say bless you
>The look at you for a moment
>They get down on their knees and start to undo your pants say say "Thanks you~" cheerfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585365
Just say gesundheit instead. No worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585392
Well, I'm hardly objecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585392
Should I bonk them in the head to avoid any misunderstandings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585430
No, that would just make her think you want to face fuck her instead of getting a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585430
You need to dick slap them. Surely that will stop her.

Trust me, I have a ph.d in dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585430
I believe the only possible way to get away is to reach into your pocket and use the sand in there to blind her. Then, you make your escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585430
They're like sharks, you have to bop them on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585441
If you want to get raped by sharks, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585430
No, slap them on the ass to let them know that they're misbehaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585170
I hope my reward for solving one of her riddles is that hip sway dance she does

[Anonymous No.]

>your dragon waifu catches you watching How To Mere Your Dragon
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585470
A proud Sphinx would never lower herself to the level of a common semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585503
I love how LN's girls have such personality to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585509
You and me both. He can turn the most bland semen demons of KC into several lovable characters with distinct personalities, over the span of maybe 2-3 images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585500
>"I'd like to see you try~"
It would lead to us fighting and then having tired, hot, sloppy and sweaty sex. Would probably end up in a tie with both of us on the ground, my dick limp inside of her filled vagina. If one of us win, the other one would probably have to do something very submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585038
>another le super exclusive waifu club circlejerk image

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
the fuck you tokkin aboot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584771
Check these threads this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
Just join the discord and comission some stuff so you can get in too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
They pay, they choose, simple as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
>Group of friends get a picture together
>"It's a sekret klub fuck you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
>Being this much of a butthurt faggot
Go commission some art if you wanna get in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585594
What discord do they use anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585653
Mono's. You have a good amount of artists and cute anons there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585682
>Mono's
Yeah, no idea which one that is. Care to point me in the right direction?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585594
I've commissioned a few mouse pictures and I'd be interested in joining if possible. Who should I try to contact and where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
If you think that's an exclusive circlejerk club, you've never seen an actual exclusive circlejerk club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585739
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585739
Isn't this thread one of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585568
Hi QIDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585694
I think there is a link in the wordpress from the OP.

>>17585737
You need to keep posting them on the discord and if you commission a new one you go ahead and post it too. Also, if you have more than one mouse wife you are not allowed to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585761
>more than one
Well shiet. Well ty for the info anyway m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585038
>Want to be a fag and commission a shit ton for my waifu
>Don't have a lot of money
>Can only get the occasional commission.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585751
It's not me anon, what the other waifufags do with their money is their business. They're all good people and I think the picture is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585781
You can still be a fag, just not one that is in the images. For example, you have dragonfag and that one notlolicon anubisfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585761
Trying to fellate your way into a friendship via discord networking probably isn't a very good idea.
>>17585781
Ganbare, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
>go adventuring with Succubus waifu
>you went and got fitted for armor alone all the while trying to not get an erection while thinking about your waifu in bikini armor
>it didn't work
>now you're just sitting outside the women's outfitters waiting on your waifu
>that is until you hear "Darling in done!"
>you turn around and expect to see your succubus waifu in very revealing clothes
>but she's in a full on mages robe complete with a wooden staff
>she notices your disappointment with her choice of clothes
>"Anon, wait until tonight and you can see what brand new lingerie I got."
>she then lifts up her robes a bit to show her stockings and garterbelt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585781
You don't need money. For example KDF was a "waifufag" long before he started getting commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585781
>Want to commission stuff of my favorites
>Don't have an idea of what to commission
I don't understand how the waifufags come up with all these ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585805
I guess. I'm already a bit of a fag, I wrote(and is still writing) fucking lore for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585794
Was talking about your """fans""", not you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585797
It seems to work for most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
>tfw no Battle Kiki to help "clean up" the battlefield with you
>she'd be a master at CQC and stealth tactics
>plus she'd have extra ammo and equipment to help her master in their task
I want to see the look on her face when I finally show her the house I bought and tell her that I want to retire with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585827
She'd cry tears of joy, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585781
>Want to commission my waifu
>I'm poor as fuck
>She's also human

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585838
>spoiler
I like your style anon.
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
Now I've got the idea for a story about an anon playfully making his unicorns jousting armor skimpier and skimpier much to her chargin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585850
Do it anon. I want to read it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585827
You mean sort of like Kiritsugu ad Maiya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585841
http://i.imgur.com/XFz8ykA.jpg

Funnily enough, she's the opposite of the type of monstergirls I like.

[Anonymous No.]

How long would a Vampire suck your finger if you get a papercut there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585886
Long enough to get her fill of you being flustered by such a flirtatious act. Maybe even longer than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585886
Depends how big her 'blood sacs' are.
Remember, the bustier the vampire, the more insatiable and hungrier they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585888
Basically this. I was blushing just thinking about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Real ded hours
Undead lolis with wide hips are for buttfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586093
Every monster girl is for buttfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586093
Could you repeat that for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586093

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586093
>Undead lolis with wide hips are for eating out and being clamped between their thick thighs
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583708
>Infinite love life with a lilim
Objectively best neverending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586120
Would you be childhood friends with a standoffish Wight Ojou?
Would you let her use you as her teddy bear during a thunderstorm because she's scared of thunder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585820
You faggots who call him out all the time are no better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586228
Yea verily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586115
>>17586120
I have a great idea for a Lich + Loli wight. Now I just need to find a artist I like with a open commission box.

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't helping my desire to get raped by a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

Wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586255
Sounds good, always happy to see more undead whenever it happens.

[Peterdnzl No.]

https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5

New update, line 608. I think I added some terms to the glossary too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586115
Loli wights are for sensual foreplay and lovemaking in candlelight, their petite, sensitive bodies are perfect for teasing with warm touches, their proportionally wide hips and shapely butts are there to be felt up with both hands, and their tight loli assholes are made for their depths to be explored by fingers and big warm cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586267
New cow farm simulator stuff?! He hasn't dropped it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586258
Gotta love those off-model designs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grope a big, meaty pharoah while she slumbers in her tone.

[Peterdnzl No.]

Ok, now I added stuff to the primer for readers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586309
>memetop

[Anonymous No.]

How goes the vn project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585876
Are you a fuckin baguette

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586258
This is a nice manticore. I'd get raped by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586284
Writefagging is alive and well this thread, bless you peter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586173
That's just something you can do before anally pleasuring her in humiliating positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586316
And?

[Anonymous No.]

It's back to school time anons! Are your daughterus excited?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak up to a Jinko area in a forest, sneak up to a Jinko training and steal a kiss from her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586348
...Humiliating for whom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17584392
I love how occasionally someone will say "Fuck off KDF" Only for the real KDF to say, "No, anon! That's not me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586353
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586353
No
She gets bullied

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to have a long drawn out battle with a salamander
The kind that has us both of us without weapo s and just punching each over in the face at the end of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586391
STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586397
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586353
My Baphomet adopteru is excited for high school at least. The others are either graduates, too young, or not excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586353
I fucking love my daughterus, hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586397
MAMANOMACHINES, SON

[Anonymous No.]

This is Ogeha.
And its the cutest, cutest thing ever existed and that will exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586322
I am not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586439
Gollum girl a shit, but I'm glad she's found someone who loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586329
Why do you say it like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Girtablilu waifu to help me get over my fear of needles.
>she will never affectionately pierce me with her stinger over and over until I find the sensation pleasurable.
>I will never pop a boner out of instinct when im getting shots at the doctor.
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss less

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586486
I miss loen

[Anonymous No.]

Loli wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586487
nobody misses me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586496
I miss you
t. nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586488
Very cute. Would play with her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586439
For definitions of "cute" that include "got whacked a half dozen times with the ugly stick," yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586501
>t. nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586509
bby come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586496
Somtimes I think people want me gone, but the same can be said for quite a few people, so I stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586488
>shirt hanging over one shoulder
My one weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586546
's a pretty mundane weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586556
That's a pretty mundane girl. It makes sense that she'd charm him with a mundane thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586575
>That's a pretty mundane girl
I'm pretty sure "werewolf" is the opposite of mundane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586581
They're pretty vanilla when it comes to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586556
Im a simple man with simple weaknesses. I dont like loli but i like shirts hanging off shoulders. Would gently headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a platypus monster girl to nuzzle into me with her extra sensitive nose and mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586612
What a pleb. I'd brutally ruffle her hair and ears with my nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586678
Anon you madman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586709
I'd take advantage of the fact that she's my niece's friend and visit them whenever she's around so I can molest her at every opportunity!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no chadhound to hit the gym with
>tfw no pewpew loving nerd anubis to go plinking with

why does it hurt /mgt/? ;-;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586678
>not brutally caressing her cheeks while giving her weapons grade ear skritches and cuddling on a king sized futon
Now I am become comfy, destroyer of worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586734
>you'll never train your nieces elf friend into becoming your personal cocksleeve who can't think of anything but your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586748
>not sadistically sitting her in your lap in the bath and letting the shower torture her tiny chest and clavicles

[Anonymous No.]

So Bitcoin's worthless now.
How will Succuviruses provide for their husbands now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586822
The hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586824
Bitcoin's dead anon. All the money is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586829
Does that mean cheaper GPUs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586834
It means all the money is gone from Bitcoin, what does that have to do with GPUs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586843
People were buying GPUs for bitcoin mining and ended up driving up the prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586843
Bitcoins increased the prices for GPUs because of mining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586853
Huh. Then yeah I could see a drop in prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586740
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586258
I want to have a manticore in my rpg party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586368
As weird as it sounds it gives me more faith in KDF and less in the thread.

What has this place become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586822
>$4400 a coin is worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586897
I want a smug, strongfat manticore that loves for me to scratch her behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586960
Is she good at protecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586960
That's fucking gross dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586968
If she needs to, although I'm more than capable of handling things myself.

I just want a big girl like that who will pick me up and use me as a daiki or demand I spoil her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586960
>strongfat
I don't think I've ever seen a meme bodytype get posted so much with so few pictures to back it up.
At this point I'm not even sure that you guys know what it looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587012
This is probably the closest I have and she isnt even fat just well endowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587012
I know what it is, the issue is that posting it would probably result in a thread fight.

The only real 'fatty' that is tolerated is cuddlecat and even then it depends on the time of day.

>>17587024
I think that's just a muscular holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587012
thick thighs, big chest and big ass but also fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586284
Hell yeah motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586740
Tiddies could be bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586740
>tfw you will never go to the range with an anubutt who has the most fucking Gucci AR15
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587012
http://i.imgur.com/73K3nI9.jpg
This but with a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587046
I didn't know you were into FTM anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587046
>>17587012
>>17587024
For Monster Girls to be a science, we need to have proper definitions and typologies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587061
Strongfat would be cuddlecat tier with muscles thrown in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587012
I just presumed people were talking about this kind of body type desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587079
That's just a strong woman who got fat.
Her beer belly is from drinking too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587079
THIS. This is the exact body type I see when I think 'strongfat'. It's the optimal body type for cuddles and protection.
>Plus the pudge might mean she's a good cook too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587093
>That's just a strong ... fat
Well no shit dude

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone likes mrs kyuubi right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587106
You're being obtuse.
Oga is toned, but has some pudge in her midsection. Strongfat is a bodytype that emphasizes muscle development without concern for anything else, resulting in a very high fat content with most of it being visceral fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587122
Of course.
She just has to be stern with the young ones because they'll never learn otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587127
So post some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587079
That's more chubby oni than strongfat proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587131
Read the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I will never snort ground gemstones with my tanuki wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587169
>TFW I will never snort ground gemstones off my tanuki wife
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587163
My initial question was more or less "does this actually exist beyond a threadmeme," and so far I've seen "just a muscular holst" and No True Strongfat.
So yes, I am still searching for an actual depiction of a strongfat MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587200
I'm not sure anyone has even drawn that, since it's something like this but with a lot of fat mixed in.
You know those guys who look like overweight refrigerators but can lift your car?
That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587222
I wanna rub those abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587222
I ask this mainly because with most "memetic" bodytypes there's at least examples to be posted so I can visualize what people mean. Like the pear-shaped posters can whip out an example for you on a dime.
But this is the one that sticks out to me that I've never really seen it depicted well, for females, so it's hard to know what people are getting at with the term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587249
I've come to the conclusion that people just want really fat monster girls, but go with strongfat to make it seem more acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587222
That one is a good example of strongfat right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587262
it's more like they like strong girls but also want them to be kinda fat and soft for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587249
It's a thick girl with big biceps but also a big fat tummy. Posting pictures of it would make you or anyone else ree about fatfags, because in a thread with loli, daughter dickers, hypermuscle lovers, chaos transformations and all plethora of heavy fetishism, being turned on by fat chicks is over the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
Well I'm glad to see you decided to feel persecuted in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587274
It's hardly in advance when people have ree'd about it 9/10 previous times I've tried to discuss it
It's whatever, if it's gonna cause a shitstorm I ain't gonna try and force it. Just saying it like it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
Anon please.

like anything in this thread, sometimes a topic gets traction for a while and other times there's ree-ing.

And even if I would like Fat MGs, this really isn't the thread for that and dear lord, if you think our monster girl autism is bad, you've seen nothing yet once you take a peek into the fatty community.

That's a shitheap I don't venture into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
They'd probably put down your preference, but that wouldn't cause the autismal bitching that other things do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
>people into chubby girls have the thinnest skin
Really does you a think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
Being turned on by girl on girl stuff ()is considered over the line

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587280
>>17587282
Niggas I've been here, this is the thousandth time we've had this discussion and it won't be the last

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
Im sure everyone wants a plump kiki. Now if she had noticeable muscles on her arms and broader shoulders, maybe that would be strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587284
I've been banned for just discussing it before, no pictures or even acknowledgment of the people complaining at the time, just having a discussion with someone else and banned for it
Again, whatever, but this is a slightly more specific case than 'just ignore them bro'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587293
I know.
I've just got to give my piece.

I enjoy pudge, muscle, and a couple different things between, I just know that the thread is more for muscle than they are for pudge, those recent kiki pics excluded.

>>17587297
That's a good kiki.

But yes, if you added some definition to her arms, legs, and 'tightened' her middle a little bit and you'd have strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587303
I'm gonna have to assume there's something you're not telling me about this story.
Do you expect me to believe you got banned for literally no reason whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587306
>thread is more for muscle than it is for pudge
Which is curious considering most other communities of similar style seem the opposite, or at least leaning more towards being disgusted by musclegirls than fat girls
I like both equally myself, just observing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587320
Not him, but I've gotten posts deleted somewhat randomly.
All depends on whether the current moderator likes what you're saying or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587325
Nah, that's really predictable. If someone starts a shitstorm and your posts are anywhere in the reply chain, they go too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587323
Well, I know in this thread that theres a larger tendency towards 'fierce' girls than more reserved ones that would be seen as soft.

I mean, yes, you see your holsts and kikis but, by and large, I tend to see more dragons, hellhounds, jinkos, lizardmen/salamanders, and the like that would be more likely to have muscle.

Nothing wrong with that but it looks like, by and large, girls that would have muscle are more favored here.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought strongfat was overweight but still physically strong, like Pam from Archer.

I always thought its popularity was mostly from memes and misinformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587271
Most of the things on that list get flak, but why are you surprised that people who like cute girls shun fags who like disgusting unhealthy girls.
>implying loli is even comparable to fatty autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587286
And why precisely is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587341
Nah, there's folks out there that enjoy it.
You often see it in guys that like muscled girls and pudgy ones.

Kinda like guys who like big breasts and lolis will tend to enjoy oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586353
That would imply I have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587347
I enjoy both of those things and hate oppai loli.
The world isn't even shades of gray, it's crosshatching and other textures.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to sneak the kiki minomilk as part of her daily rations?

>>17587360
Hence the 'tend' part.

You, ultimately, can't stop the dick from wanting what it wants, you can simply make educated guess and see if you can pick out trends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587367
Let's spot the trend
>Liking human girls
>Liking human girls with animal parts
>Uhh?
Okay this was a bad example

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587130
That anubis looks pretty mature with that milfy body. I'd tap that ass anytime it's available.

[Anonymous No.]

>be a knight.
>have seen my fair share of combat and death.
>made it my oath to do my best to bring unity between monsters and humans wherever I travelled.
>had quite the adventure during my time out and about.
>all this comes to a end when one novice archer gets a bit too lucky and hits me in my back.
>unable to move I was rescued by my team and taken back to town.
>town doctor tells me I wont be able to walk for some time or maybe never again depending on how the injury heals.
>fall into a depression trapped in my wheelchair watching young adventurers come and go through the town.
>one day I am visited by a beautifal Kobold maiden.
>my party had saved her small town from occupying bandits and I personally saved her family from a hostage situation.
>embarrassed I ask why she is here
>"I heard what happened and wanted to see you".
>she comes by daily to spend time with you, talking with you, cooking for you, pushing you around town.
>one night a storm rolls in before the Kobold has a chance to return to her town and you offer her to spend the night with you.
>she accepts and the two of you spend the night trying to get comfortable, the Kobold is very suprised to see how well you can move around your house by yourself even in your condition.
>"Anon even with your injury you are still so strong! Its almost like you dont need help" she says a bit dissuaded.
>After hearing this you instantly start to explain how you were feeling before the Kobold came into your life.
>Both of you are unable to hold back your emotions and you both lose yourselves in the moment.
>Spend the rest of the night together in bed before falling into a deep sleep.
>Waking up in the morning you instinctively stand up to open the curtains to your room and let some sun in.
>Still groggy you look over in the corner and see your wheelchair before coming to the shocking realization that you are standing!
>Turning around you make eye contact with the Kobold who is just now waking up, also in shock and tears in her eyes.
>You take some steps towards her and she hops out of bed and embraces you, full of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587460
cute/10, will screencap and post when someone asks for a healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

Post healing stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587498
see
>>17585803

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587498
There's an old yeti greentext somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585115
Casters don't need armor.
She only needs a sexy mage robe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587533
It would also seem that they don't need panties either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587542
that's up to preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587460
And then you fuck her daughter gachiGASM

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, the portal opened but there's a Sphinx on the other side. She says she'll only let you find your waifu if you can answer her riddle. If your waifu is a Sphinx then you still need to answer the riddle to earn her favor.
>What did the two statues say to each other?
You have 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587542
They would only get in the way when I need to help her get her mana back after a battle.
But they are also sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587548
Nothing. They are statues. Statues can't talk. If they could talk, they would o longer be statues and instead be golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587548
Statues can't talk though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587548
*remain silent for 15 minutes*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have a thirst. For more lolidom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587498
Can't find the original at the moment, but I have a Yeti bullying story
https://pastebin.com/C7a5FF16

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587548
"........"
All while nonchalantly looking around and maybe peeking at the portal and the Sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587498
There was a really cute one about a dragon and an anon. Too bad i don't have it.

Mayadere or lonely dragons are great for healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587575
I wanna be femdommed by a big muscle dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587548
Nothing, statues can't say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587588
>When you bite more than you can chew and try to summon a Lilim
>It's a Devil instead
>Just smirks when you tell her you're looking for a real challenge, not some blueberry midget
"Oh, I'm quite enough for you~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587588
I want to dom a big, muscle dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587576
Why is it always stories like these that give me the biggest boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587558
>>17587561
>>17587562
>>17587583
>>17587594
Congratulations! You're correct, and according to MG law answering a Sphinx's riddle means you're now married. I wish you many happy years together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587603
>answer the riddle right and get the Sphinx instead of your waifu
>answer wrong and you still don't get your waifu

Fuck Sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587603
my path to the harem ending begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587609
>Fuck Sphinx.
That's exactly what she wants though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587603
Well, time to make her fulfill my cock worship fetish. And then to go down the harm route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587603
Ive been had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587609
>>answer wrong and you still don't get your waifu
The secret ending is to answer wrong on purpose to make her lose interest in you and she'd let you through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587611
>>17587619
>Creating a harem out of spite
Yeah, I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587630
hold up
> If a man answers incorrectly, or finds himself unable to answer, he gets afflicted with the peculiar curse.
you're wrong there faggot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587632
It's perfect I tell you. Only though their combined strength can they overcome my bitterness/spite.
Would there be any sort of payback for what I did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587603
I'll just punch the sphinx and go about finding the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if one could slip things into a demon's contract like stating she needs to maintain a minimum cupsize or a certain amount of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587575

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587602
Nothing better than having a Yeti cure you with her big, fluffy paws and lots of love and care

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587676
Yetis are too good for this world. Oh, and cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally walk in on your daughteru masturbating
What would your reaction be? What would she be masturbating to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
I'll let the waifu deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
floor tiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
First off, I know how to knock before I walk in.
Second, in the odd case shes doing it in random places well im screaming and letting her mother deal with it. Going to find a flayer to eat those memories out of my head.
>>17587726
Not just any tiles. Cracked or dirty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587734
>Going to find a flayer to eat those memories out of my head.
Anon, no! You'll give the poor flayer an indigestion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
probably doesn't have enough sense to know to be embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how badly one could anger a Rata by calling her Fake News

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
My reaction would depend on if she sees me or not. If she doesn't I'm going to waif and maybe watch a little, but if she does she'd most definitely be masturbating to something I or her mother can help her deal with. That could mean plenty of different things, but it'd usually end with me or her mother or even both of us giving our daughteru a little more fulfillment in whatever was getting her all hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
I wish the threads could go back to cute and sexy things again.
The daughteru shit and responsibility implied with it doesn't gel well with the waifu fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587755
>[angry squirrel noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587755
Post-truth Rata reporting is the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587734
Do you think Tile Golems exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587755
She can be as angry as she wants, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587758
>Come to thread about monsters that want to get pregnant and create happy families.
>"This fatherhood shit is too heavy man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587765
>>Come to thread about monsters that want to get pregnant and create happy families.
That's bullshit and you know it.
It's a fun porn setting first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587759
>In other news today, Rata-chan attempted to reinforce the importance of media with a disgruntled, basement-dwelling lose- -ahem- conspiracy theorist.

>>17587760
Its all a conspiracy between them and the tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587758
Agreed, the daughteru stuff never even crosses my mind, in the case of some races it can take half a century or even hundreds of years to get knocked up. It's really not a concern to me and I just want to focus on the cute and lewd stuff with monster girl wives/potential wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587755
>>17587760
The punishment for all Ratas reporting fake news should be that they have to report all their news while ball gagged for a certain period of time. That'll teach them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587796
I just don't want children, not even in a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best for cock worship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587807
All of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587769
You can act like a 16 year old playboy forever, magic allows that.
But a lot of us here have a family fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587807
Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587803
I'm the opposite. Children only in a fantasy setting. While I see where you're coming from, I recognize that children are a part of the setting and let daughteru stuff have it's moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587799
But then its just muffled noises.

>>17587807
Jubjubs or shortstacks, although a big, muscled dragon engaging in cock worship would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587695
>What would your reaction be?
Do a 360 and walk out
>What would she be masturbating to?
None of my business

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587807
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587812
>16 year old playboy
>implying I'm immature for not wanting kids
No everyone wants them. I'm in my 30's and still don't feel the need to raise a family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587803
not even as a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587829
>marrying children
Dude, NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587765
>>17587758
https://youtu.be/BAlBI68lG80?t=258

You want some real deep fatherhood shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587796
The way I deal with daughterus in my fantasy is that I wouldn't have any for a couple decades or maybe even centuries. And this is because I don't want to have any kids at all anytime soon, this allows for some quality time with the waifu before a miniature version of her pops up onto the scene. Since MGs live for a very long time and are very hard to impregnate, this makes it possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587850
I would get on it as quick as possible to become the patriarch of a tanuki trade clan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587818
>But then its just muffled noises.
That's the point! They've lost their news privileges!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587672
Get that shog shit away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587873
I bet masochistic Ratas shudder with pleasure at being called fake news.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never having children.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to get a grasp of how tall characters are for a story is a special kind of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587877
I want to erase the citations on a Rata's article.
Then she can't prove anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587803
I'm sort of the same but in MGE it's sort of an inevitability if having 1 daughteru after 100-200 years with the wife is the price to pay for a perfect relationship and daily monster girl dicking then I'm willing to do it.

It's just that it's not my focus and I won't really talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587892
Snip snip a bit too much?

Otherwise just donate sperm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587900
Anon no!
Then she'd be nothing more than a trashy tabloid reporter!

And try to ignore how wet that makes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587907
Well if we're talking real life I'm never even going to be with a woman but in Monster Girl land I suppose I don't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587900
Newspapers aren't Wikipedia articles! I should know, I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587915
There's a big difference between being with a woman and having children

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587924
I don't think I'll ever need money that badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587924
Right. One is just having someone to play with while the other is the joyous crystallization of your relationship, an entirely new person who is in part you and loves you as a pillar of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587877
There's nothing fake about that, chum. I can recognize the writing style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587930
>>17587934
There's a big difference between being with a woman and having sex with a woman in the missionary position at night with the lights on for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587763
Stupid sexy ornate tile golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587941
Fake about what?
Them being masochists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587755
Fake News Ratas don't get donuts! They should be good girls like Winterata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587950
That Wight greentext being shog's shitty shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587951
Wintersyr is too pure to be fake news.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, she's not a real Ochi unless she uses "De Gozaru"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587873
Say what you want about the man but I enjoy his greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587956
Shog's what now?

You got the wrong write-fag, although I don't know if I can rally claim to be one anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587877
Usually, insulting the quality of one's work in their chosen profession doesn't turn them on.

Try telling a Succubus she's bad at sex.

In either case, they'll probably hatefuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587958
She's not pure, she keeps trying to creep on the Ice Queen and her husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587934
>the joyous crystallization of your relationship, an entirely new person who is in part you and loves you as a pillar of their life.
Kids are shit and even if MG ones didn't have the qualities that made real kids shit I still wouldn't want one, let alone see them as a "Joyous crystallization". If the waifu was that desperate for one after a century, then whatever, but I'm not going to be happy with it getting in between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587950
I want to publish fake news about a Rata being a masochist and have her get flooded by other Ratas on Chitter.

[Anonymous No.]

all this fighting on this thread and all i can think about is that some faggot got lala on the MLB youtube channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587979
Double Income No Kids
I
N
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587992
>some faggot got lala on the MLB youtube channe
Don't leave me hanging anon. I need to know more.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I really wouldn't mind finding a Wurm in my apple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587998
at 0:11 and 0:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJWtDfO-sU8

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587979
Kids are as shit as you let them be, Anon.
Sure, you'll have to go through an era of illness and dependency and tantrums.
But then you get to teach them lessons, explore the world alongside a fresh face in your bloodline.
Have a young person who remembers all the times you were there for them, the cool stuff you taught them, thinks of you as an example towards their lifestyle.
Don't you want to be like your father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588002
It's the blurry to make out the pic. I can't even tell if it is Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588008
I'd rather be better than my father, thank you very much. Raise the bar. Be the dad your kids think you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587960
No accounting for taste, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588002
>Keep your head in the game
What a lad. Shine on you crazy diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588012
here's a higher quality pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588007
Aww JEEZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588007
snib you're a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588008
Honestly, having kids set my father back and I don't want to be like him and make the same mistake. Hving children is for suckers, that's why I headcanon my waifu and I being happy as we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588007
Oh heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you like monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588015
See, that's the spirit! They make you a better person.
I'm seeing a lot of that in my life. I'm in my late 20s and I have a bunch of friends who grew a sense of responsibility when they had kids.
Suddenly they had to lead by example and it was nothing but good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588020
if you want to know what pic he's holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
My wife makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588007
You're doing god's work, snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588030
My love for monster girls has come in conflict with how much I absolutely loathe the Cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Because they could fulfil so many fetishes and the idea of fucking a bunch of sex crazed demonic women really appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588007
Now that's a thick cut of meat I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588039
if it sheers you up it looks like she's gonna get a ball to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Take the best of a regular girl.
Hold that image in your head
Got it?

Now slap a fluffy tail on that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588030
Fuck the Cubs

t. Indians

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588055
Nice to know there's another one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587262
I imagine it like they are slightly overweight, but mamonomanalamadingdong lets them be as strong as an Olympian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588055
I wouldn't even know what sport that was if it wasn't for the youtube link above.
All that comes immediately to mind is fucking a mountain lion loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Beacuse the idea of being proactively dated makes me feel wanted and I like not having to decipher social codes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588069
Olympic deadweight lifters are strongfat af

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588080
So is the lack of social awareness requirement or taking the role of the girl hotter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588081
The russian jinko contestant, the american minotaur contestant, or the japanese oni contestant?

Which of those girls would I go with?

The answer is all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588091
>taking the role of the girl
That's an odd way to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587803
1 child every 200 years is a cheap price to pay for a perfect waifu. Way better than having to deal with hypergamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Most of them are big girls, for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17586329
I'm trying, this school year is going to suck ass.
>>17587042
Hell Yeah motherfucker
>>17586309
I apologize for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588117
Doesn't seem so odd when it's 70% of the thread content.

>I want a strong, aggressive partner
>I want to cuddle against a huge muscly bear
>I want to live in domestic bliss with a powerful provider
>I want to be intrinsically desirable to a population that lusts after me

Literally this fetish is wanting the social role of a girl without taking dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588159
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588160
And that's apparently a surprise to the guy I was replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587460
>switching from first to second person in the middle of the story

B+.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588159
Guy's, he's baiting us. He might as well be asking why 2D is popular.

Long story short, we're just as much of virgins as anyone else on this site, only we want women to force themselves on us, rather than the other way around.

Legally speaking, acting on these fantasies is less risky.

[Anonymous No.]

Turning a pure and brave angel into a cumdump for dirty human dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
They dont have a hypergamy instinct and the few that do is in a weak form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Short answer: they're far less likely to care how fucked my brain is with anxiety and light paranoia than real women. That and I've lost interest in going out and meeting people, especially at my age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588179
Gangbangs are for faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588179
I'd rather turn an angel into a lewd deviant that's a slut only for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588183
>hypergamy
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588200
That's what angels are meant for. Oh, and I guess they're also meant for wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588210
Exactly.

Pure on the streets.
My whore in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588159
What if maybe "the role of the girl" is the naturally desirable role and women just monopolized it and we believe its "the role of the girl"

Isnt it wierd that now that they can do it when they can do it most women dont take "the role of the man" and when guys here can take the "role of the girl" a lot actually do?

It seems its a role guys take because they have no choice and are forced to and not because its actually in their instincts to do do or want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588179
The Corruptionfags fear the Purification

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588208
The instinct women have to look after the guy with most resources and the most dominant one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588208
The desire to "marry up"

I'm pretty sure we'd do it to monsters.
Y'all want vampire counts and anubis governors and such.

Not a whole lot of "I want to breed a hundred babies with the poorest, dumbest mouse."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588227
Holy shit, feminist Anon has a point.
It's fun not having to be the one asking the girl out.
It's better for my sanity if they would ask me out for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588227
There isn't an ironic derogatory thinking emoji png big enough for this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
Just give me a nice fox girl and we can call it good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588251
Sorry, foxes are so wildly popular that they have more value than you.
Pick something lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
It's mostly avoided if you favor a monster with the simple disposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588253
Good thing they're also wildly common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
Because the idea of a relationship founded on something other than the intersection of societal norms and economic pragmatism is pleasing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
They're cute!

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588243
It would take up the entire image count on this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
>>17588253
>Choose a monstergirl that has similar "value" to you
I'm not even "good" enough for humangirls, so I guess I just don't deserve any monstergirl waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
my theory is we are guided by an instinct to seek out strong traits to pass on to our children.
monstergirls embody these traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588287
A new age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588282
Naw, you'd just get picked up by one of the vermin or trash mobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588282
Anon, have you even asked out a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588294
I suppose even "vermin" need love, too.

I'd be lucky to get my slimefu. Very lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

My Apophis waifu would give 12/10 lapdances.
What MG species do you think gives the best lapdance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
I see more posts about mouses than vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588255
The powerful ones aren't
Good luck raising your one tail that can't even keep a human form all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588299
There's literally a monster girl whose entire theme is dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588299
Sorry, Apophi are only for the rich and powerful.
She might be your waifu, but are you her husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588301
You will not lack time to make her powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588306
Huh?
>>17588305
Well, apart from Apsara then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588300
That's because there is a mousefag (peasant scum) that post's regularly, but no comparable vampfag (patrician taste)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588306
This reeks of jealous Pharaoh propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
To be honest, I actually would love to make hundreds of babies with dumb mice. I'd spoil every one of them. Oh lord please give me my mousefu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588301
I'm pretty sure I read this before. Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
>I'm pretty sure we'd do it to monsters.

Yeah, but it seems monstergirls actually enjoy doing it. Wheras with men, doing it with human women is more like an obligatory burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588253
>I cant pick a monstergirl with less or equal value to mine. No MG has value lower than zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588297
Ew, gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
I'm of mixed and confused feelings on the subject.

Because, see, I shouldn't, and I don't even like ALL of them. But there are a number I very much like the idea of. It's wrong, but I can't exactly not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588297
>Asking girls out
What are you? Gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588299
Aspara is a dancing queen. Side material and making of have Pharaohs stated as great dancers. Hell the Apophis bonus art tells us that they have the Graped Pharaoh's job be to dance and seduce guys while dressed like Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588294
But according anon's logic, that won't ever happen because they wouldn't be willing to marry so far down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
I wouldnt, its alluring with Lilims and other MGs, I cant deny it. But its not really important for me. Honestly I would be happy with a Jinko anywhere, even if she is penniless, I dont care if we live in a wooden cabin in the woods or even a cave. As long as we are sheltered from the elements and fed, thats all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588354
Ain't Apophis just the cutest little mischiefmakers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588328
Yep. Apparently people like us aren't allowed to have monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588361
Did I not warn you that hope was an illusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>getting baited in the year of our lord 2017
You guys are funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588282
Its a good thing then that unlike human women, MGs in general just dont give a shit about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw not good enough for any montergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588361
Thats why Wurms are for anon. Completely zero standards. They are good waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588383
Sounds like you're just miserable enough for a good dose of Unicorn healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588383
>id probably just end up with a haram of devilbugs or Beelzebubs
>dont even like harams

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588383
Not with spelling like that you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588371
Again, people so insecure they allow someone else blatantly shitposting out of boredom on a taiwanese basketweaving forum to invade their fantasies and feel like they have to defend themselves against it
What a bunch of fucking nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588394
Not that anon, but even Unicorns would turn me down...no virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588383
We are indeed not good enough for them. But dont worry, unless you like Lizards or Youkos, they dont care anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588383
Good, good. Voice your doubts. Caress your fear. Embrace your rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588417
Or just go for the cute Baka Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn watch your dick disappear into your shogg meido's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588431
But that won't lead them to the Dark Side, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588414
>everyone would turn you down
>actually managed to get a woman to have sex with you IRL
You're just shitposting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588478
It WAS ten years ago...I've become even more bitter and fucked in the head since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588478
You know prostitutes exist, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588478
>>17588487
>>17588489
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588495
Yesss. Let the hate flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588437
https://imgur.com/a/si21P

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588502
I'd fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588502
hoo baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588414
Just go for a MG prostitute. They're cheap and will fuck any guy. And if you're really desperate, you might be able to marry her if you fuck her enough. Ya know, since after screwing so many times ingrains your mana into her, and by default, you become her hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588437
>Your Shoggoth maid will never split into two smaller but otherwise perfect copies of herself that share one mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588542
Do they finish each others sentences and lick your face side on side with perfect symmetry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588539
You misunderstand. I'd likely be accosted and fucked by various girls along the way. I need more than that. I'm not convinced I could get a monster girl to want me, the person, to still be in the bed the next morning, if you take my meaning.

Yes, I'm a colossal faggot. Yes, I'll shut up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588553
Please do jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588553
That's why Eros exists. To make sure everyone can find their match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588553
Monster girls ain't picky. So long as you have a functioning dick and you're not a psychopath, you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588414
>no virginity
>He fell for the sex meme
>He lacked the discipline required to not chase after it to later find out it made no difference in the end if not with a partner both aim to make lifelong
>Now he's marked till death with shame, one less thing to offer as he gave it to whoever came around, one less happy memory to create when he finds the one assuming he's not a mess of self-esteem issues
>SmugCat#1847.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588551
They speak in unison.
Also, what they master doesn't know is that before splitting, she inserted part of herself into his head while he was asleep and now there's an almost invisible film of Shoggoth wrapped around his brain, connected to the same mind and able to read his every thought, including subconscious thoughts. This means that they know what he's thinking and what he needs at all times, often even before he himself realizes those needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588570
>tfw no Cupid onee-san and Houri imouto
Even better if they're blood-related, somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588431
>Mamono Highschool/College
>No one approacj the dorms and territories of the Cool Girls Lilims, Pharaohs, Dragons as well as the Lizard Girls bodyguards dorms
>Wurm dorms have literal queques of men lined up waiting for a single Wurm to arrive
>Cool Girls and their bodyguards cant believe it
>All sort of rumors start to spread. Maybe Wurms are the mightiest of Dragons.
Maybe Wurms secretly hoard underground gems of such a value they put Lilims's fortunes to shame. Maybe Wurms have the best boobs.
>Turns out its just the well known fact that they never reject anyone.
>The Wurms end up getting all the heroes and noblemen while the Cool Girls and their bodyguards get the poorfags and NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588609
Damn that's hot.
>"Good morning master. It is 8:37:22.19AM, the exact moment your body wished to wake up. Here is your breakfast. Please lay back and allow us to make the dream you were having come true." x2

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588609
>>17588623
Living the dream. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588620
Dear god I'm imagining the pussy sandwich they would make laying on top of each other and its literally heavenly.
That's a great bigamy couple right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588475
Wht would I want to go to the Dark Side? Its a path to many waifus that some consider to be unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588646
Is it possible to learn this power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588650
Not from a /jp/sie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588542
Would two small shoggoths rip away your sanity twice as quick, or at the same pace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588626
>>17588623
I hope every day they wake up with a different body, both the exact same.
Two loli shogs for fingering as they lick my nips.
Two milfmode shogs who give a tandem nursing handjob with one breast shoved in my face from each side.
Two shortstack shogs to let me plow between their plump ass and pussies.
Sounds fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588672
Do they really rip sanity away or do they simply replace one reality with another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588683
They mindbreak you.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no moonlight butterfly titania to protect
I dont even know why people would hurt her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588683
Both probably. Either way, the end result is the same. You become one with your shoggoth waifu, your bodies melding together, experiencing pleasures that are no other can replicate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shog maid that's a bright pink, genki, and says silly master without an ounce of sinister intent.

Little do I know, she's really not planning anything sinster and is good friends with the kiki maid

>>17588700
She'd be a mothman if anything.

A laser shooting mothman that's really, really pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588695
They don't just break your mind, they go full Kintsugi and fix it by filling it in with their own mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588700
>Gently bounces floatily along the ground
>Speaks only in quiet whispers
>Needs her otouto to gently lead her by the hand everywhere because she's blind
>Softness upon softness, gentle upon gentle, sweet upon sweet
Would you anon? Would you keep her safe from all the hunters seeking to harvest her wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
>Needs her otouto to gently lead her by the hand everywhere because she's blind
YAMERO
NO
DO NOT
DO NOT DO THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
>Gentle blind onee-chan monstergirl
Jesus my fucking heart, I'd go full Nuclear if anyone tried to hurt her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588650
Have you ever heard, the tragedy of Darth Anon the Jaded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588727
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588714
I want a shog maid that will slowly warp my mind, making me into her personal cumpump for all eternity, absorbing me into her body in the process, using every method she knows to stimulate my entire body inside and out, making me a prisoner to her in body and mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
Anon you're doin things to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
The urge to protect is rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
Would protect.
Only thing she could do to guarantee a heart attack would be apologizing for being such a useless oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588734
Good, then do what must be done anon, do not hesitate, show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough in the darkside to meet your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588715
Not only would I protect even if I died id still find a way to keep her safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588749
>Insists on making her otouto lunch
>A modest, humble soup
>She does her best to scoop it into your bowl
>misses a bit with it
>its... okay
>when she insists on taking the bowl away to clean the dish she knocks it over and it spills the remains all over you
>She gasps and fumbles around for it, hastily picking it up and throwing it in the waterbasin
>rushes out of the room
>find her not long after in front of her window as the moonlight pours in
>Can hear her gently sobbing to herself, muttering about how she's a useless onee-san and how she wishes she could be better for her love
>drifts a hand up to the open window, moving it around gently, like she can feel the moonlight and is running her fingers through it
>a quiet drop of tears runs off her face onto her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588028
I like the idea of fighting and fucking weird women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588763
Y A M E R O
A
M
E
R
O

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588752
No no no, nothing too fancy. Im not brave enough for politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17585583
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588763
Oh no. The need to protect and make onee-chan is going nuts. I NEED to give her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588763
Lets forget I even brought up moonlight titania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588570
>falling for the arrows meme

Your destiny is not theirs to decide, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588763
Would approach and hold her while putting my hand against hers to feel the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a cult to selectively breed Kobolds until there are separate breeds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588884
But anon, there's probably already different types of kobold breeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588884
>starting cults

When has that EVER ended well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588902
Christianity

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588902
How else can we organize the kind of effort required to choose preferable traits generation after generation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588328
>>17588357
>>17588361
>>17588383
You need a big cone of pride with three heaping scoops of self-escream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588920
Pride goeth before the fall, anon. Don't set them up to fail.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like a Baphomet to suddenly get all cutesy, give me a hug and call me onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588897
What kind of breeds? A smiley Samoyed? An intellectual Border Collie? A stubborn Chessie? A goofy Newfoundland? A hyper Chihuahua? A haughty Shiba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588949
Even when she's 30-40 years old and still looks less than 12?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588902
I'm sure a dragon cult would work nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for mini-ushis hiding in the shadows.

Being lolis, they are able to hide far easier than their older siblings.

>>17588954
Probably.
There's already been discussion about genki, shortstack corgi kobolds in that past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588902
I don't know man. The Sabbat seems like it's doing a lot of good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588963
>Kyaaa_Dragon_Sama.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588961
Even if she's 100

Smug loli-baba suddenly succumbs to years of loneliness and needs a hug more than I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587807
unironically Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588973
So they've already gotten to you? How unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588961
Baphos that are older than you are the best, ideally anywhere from 5 to 15 years older than you. That way you can live long fulfilling lives together. I'd marry one in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589036
50 to 150 years older than you

fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588949
Don't believe her lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589036
Perma-Loli is still too bizarre for me. After several centuries, them still being prepubescent-looking is too odd. I thought the whole appeal of the bro/sis relationship was that you would grow up together and see each other blossom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589045
It breaks my heart that a bapho would have to go so long without finding love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589036
At least 250-500 years difference is ideal. I covet that vast knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589059
Perma-loli is the best, but then again I'm a damned lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589069
You've got all the time in the world with her. You can always discover all the knowledge together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588796
How about Titania Twins then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589073
Cute sentiment, but that creates a different and lesser desirable relationship dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589081
Face smooshing double boobhugs from them as they cheer in unison for you?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your favorite perk of marrying a monster girl, beyond the sex?

I like the boost to overall health. My instincts tell me my genitals shouldn't hurt this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589179
Probably the fact she loves me for me. And is willing to do anything to be happy with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589179
That she'd be my perfect soulmate, we'd both be completely happy and comfy and at peace together no matter where we are or how many years go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589179
Getting free milk in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
>Y'all want vampire counts
But I don't want her for her money, I swear! I'm no golddigging manslut. I just want nobility because they have the best stories and are the oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589181
>>17589192

hugbox being boring again

pro tip from psychology: being married doesn't mean perpetual marital bliss, and expecting such is is an enormous mistake. The happiest (married) people I know are those that (a) were fairly happy as individuals, (b) have faults and issues that happen to somehow compliment each other, and (c) still have significant portion of time spent on independent lives outside of marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589224
Yes but those are dumb stupid humans. Monstergirls are very different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589224
Your psychology is meaningless when it comes to the minds of monsters and incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589229

fair enough point in a fantasy setting;

I'm just old and see too many people conditioned to think [1 unhappy person] + [1 unhappy person] = [2 happy persons]

Next step is usually [2 unhappy people] + [baby] = [happy family]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589240
Isn't it more accurate to say
[1 unhappy person needing another person] + [1 unhappy person needing another person] = [2 happy persons now that they have the other]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589224
>Applying human psychology to a setting where a body-and-mind altering energy can even alter reality's laws itself in great enough quantities and strength
>On top of having aberrations to conventional biology known as monster girls
I'm not saying that just because it's a hugbox you're not allowed to think of things in another way, but mamonomana already makes your argument null other than dealing with monster girls that have no obligation to stick 100% to human psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588238
>I want to breed a hundred babies with the poorest, dumbest mouse.

I imagine infamous Human Thieves get the attention of groups of Mouse Girls, who see them as celebrities, acting like fan girls if they happen to hear if one's in their city stealing things from lords and ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589255
>Human thieves
Are they thieving humans or are they thieving humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589265
child abduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589266
So these aren't thieving humans, but monstergirls who are thieving humans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589279

it's like Gone in 60 Seconds, only Elenor is a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583194
fuck i need this, writefags getonnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589224
>still have significant portion of time spent on independent lives outside of marriage
Sandworm waifu. Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I summon a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17588100
>tfw no russian strongfat weightlifter jinko with fucking huge lazer cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589243
In MGE terms? Yeah sure.
In real life? No, you're completely wrong, at least for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589516
well, I drew a big pentagram on the floor and covered it with seamen

those sailors were pretty confused though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589760
Get out, Charon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589760
Gad damn riddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589765
Sphinx is the riddle cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589769
Rhyme cat then? Meme cat?
I always forget that Sphinx is a cat in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

What MGE region would you want to go adventuring with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589836
The ice realms, the green demon realms of the desert, the mist continent, and the volcanic realms. In no particular order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589836
All of them with a bicorn who lets me pick one harem member from each reigion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17583901
This is the kind of Yeti I want, with lots of mofu and graying fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589859
>"So from the desert we'll take a Anubis since Khepri only comes in groups."
>"I think a jabberwock would fit right in"
>"And a Phantom for all of those lewd fantasies."
>She just keep listing monster girls from different regions she want to get in your harem
That's kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17587812
>family fetish
Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589836
I'd like to visit lost civilizations and dungeons with waifu so we could get a bigger hoard. They can be in any region, so we would go all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589836
The Underdark, or whatever passes for it.
If we survive, then dimensional adventure through wonderland and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589934
>"We could get you a nice submissive nekomata from zipangu, you'd like that wouldn't you?"
>"Lets make sure to get a Jinko from the land of the four fiends though, don't want you getting too cocky now do we?"
Imagining one with a soft yet ara ara voice does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17589949
Yes, other Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes. Have you heard of my cute waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590183
Is she a Cicada girl? Because all I can hear is chirping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590218
Not even close. She is pure cute and cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack jubjubs are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would you likely see at Weenie Hut Juniors there for Double Weenie Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590311
All shortstacks are cute, give me a short stack griffon or yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590314
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590320
A rivalry between a shortstack griffon and dragon would be adorable to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590311
Jubjubs just feel right being shortstack
>>17590320
I find it odd that everyone assumes Yetis are short. Traditionally they're meant to be taller than most humans, I guess her profile picture gives a weird sense of perspective because she's sitting down in a really lazy way and it messes with perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590331
That they do.
Small but meaty in all the right places.

Thick thighs, wide hips, a meaty rear, and huge breasts would signify how they are built for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590328
>doraf sized dragon and equally height challenged dragon squaring off
>breasts pushed against each other and glaring angrily
Alternatively
>shortstack griffon angrily whaling her fists against a 7ft dragon
>dragon looks completely unamused and yawns
>>17590331
I've always assumed they're at least the size of an adult male at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590340
Exactly.
Each of them pushing their chests against each other and glaring while anon watchs would be best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590314
Dark Mage

Ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590350
Would they get angry if both lifted up, tucked under the arms and carried off?
Can imagine they would still be giving each other death glares behind anon's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590390
I imagine they would both protest before going back to glaring, although there may be a bit more of a flustered pout thrown in.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no rpg adventures with an ara ara dark mage

I can carry her books!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590407
I want to carry her boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590416
I want to sniff her hat and maybe use it for a bit.

Maybe cum in it too, but that would be dangerous. No I am not losenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590407
>tfw no rpg adventures with a loli dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590407
>>tfw no rpg adventures with an ara ara dark mage
I really want this too.
Cuddling up to her in a big sleeping bag in the middle of some dark, spooky woods and feeling perfectly safe for it would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590407
I want to have a RPG adventure to stop the eveil Lich!
And the only way to stop her is by using the power of dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590434
>eveil
No idea why I put in a extra e there. Evil*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590434
>Get to evil Lich's lair
>Lich gets excited when you announce that you'll defeat her with the power of dick
>"Richard, get over here and punch that Lich!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590428
How comfy.

>tfw she gets really proud of you when you learn how to cast tiny fireballs


She is sleeping naked right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590444
>She has her evil monologue
>You take of your pants and slowly start to masturbate thinking of what you will do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590460
>Spoiler
Naturally, and she finds it cute that I'm embarressed about it.
But it wouldn't help that she'd be much taller than me and I'd be forced to use her huge tits as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590477
>she'd be much taller than me and I'd be forced to use her huge tits as a pillow.

The best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590477
>>17590481
Is she like magically unnaturally tall and leggy too?
Imagine seeing her stand up in the morning and bending over facing away to light the fire.
Umnf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590543
>unnaturally tall and leggy
Yeah, I'd imagine her height to be like Ozen from Made In Abyss. Intimidating and towering, but instead of being creepy she'd be a sultry and affectionate booby monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590477
>>17590481
>>17590543
>sashays over, long legs sensually striding, wide hips bouncing back and forth, huge tits swaying and full lips glistening
>bends over so her tits are hanging down right at eye level
>"So, little adventurer- what would you like for... breakfast?"
>emphasizes the last word with a shake of her chest, her manatanks wobbling freely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590572
My dick! This isn't fair, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17590572
Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Goth vampires with bad taste in music.

[Anonymous No.]

What denier does you waifu wear?