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Spiderliness is next to wifeliness.

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>> No.17561657
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I wanna go to the Wolf's Den night club!

>> No.17561661
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Dragons may be submissive but that doesn't stop them being cute.

>> No.17561671
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Is Lucy Little a monstergirl?

>> No.17561675

>>17561661
I'd like to switch around roles with my dragon here and there.

>> No.17561678

Remember that collars are highly erotic items that you shouldn't be looking at on your phone while in public settings.

>> No.17561686

>>17561675
Same here, I'd let her go all out, digging her claws into the floor so much that it creates mini craters. It's only fair to let a dragon have some fun once in a while.

>> No.17561700

How does one prank a turtle?

>> No.17561713

>>17561700
Flip her upside down?

>> No.17561715

>>17561686
Same here. One day I'd be fucking her doggystyle and pulling her leash while spanking her ass, maybe biting her tail too while the other day have me pinned down, bitting my neck with her flaming teeth and riding me so hard the bed almost breaks.

>> No.17561718

>>17561700
Give her a good old german suplex.

>> No.17561719

I want a Cheshire to call me her meme daddy while I slam into her big, jiggly ass.

>> No.17561731

>>17561719
Make sure she's meme chubby for alliteration and general memability

>>17561718
That seems less like a prank and more like trying to start a fight with one.


>>17561713
For easy access to her panties?

>> No.17561733

>>17561700
I told you to stop pushing Umi-Osho, she will never be popular.

>> No.17561753

>>17561733
Lies, Umi Osho is the most popular girl

>> No.17561754

>>17561733
Turtle priestess is cute!
Cute and teaseable

>> No.17561778

I want a lilim gf, but they're all taken...

>> No.17561783

>>17561778
My OC lilim is not taken yet

>> No.17561789
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>tfw no Baiken Ochi
>"Oi, you better not be talking shit about my master. I'll cut you down where you stand, bastard."

>> No.17561794

>>17561789
Would be cute.
Ochis a cute.

>>17561733
Umi-Osho makes the cutest sea Paladin.

>> No.17561818

>>17561783
You can't just offer your OC lilim like that. You have to say nice things about her and see if an anon bites.

>> No.17561827

>>17561818
Depends who the lilim is.

>> No.17561832

>>17561794
W-What? No, she's not cute at all! She's tough and tomboyish! Definitely not c-cute!

>> No.17561843

>>17561832
May, she's cute.
A cute Ochi that deserves rewarding

>> No.17561865

Harpy and a shota, don't know if this has been posted https://exhentai.org/g/1107868/1ae58d1d49/

>> No.17561881

>>17561827
You still need to say nice things about her. For example, my lilim is a squirter! Be careful when eating her out.

>> No.17561901

>>17561783
Good for you...

>> No.17561909

I saw a dream last night that had a JC demon with nice hips and a sexy walk, regrettably cockblocked again by random delays preventing me from going and meeting up with her. No russian or american presidents anywhere to be seen this time. Young pear-shaped demons are the best kind of demons.

>> No.17561913

>>17561865
Very nice

>> No.17561954
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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

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>>17561909
Make sure to properly educate the little pear shaped demons.

>> No.17561994
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My wallet is ready.

>> No.17562036

>>17561981
I want a pudgy, pear shaped demon loli to 'tease so she's hot and bothered all day

>> No.17562061

>>17561981
isn't this a trap or am i thinking of someone else?

>> No.17562124
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>>17561954
Spiders a best

>> No.17562129

>>17562036
But anon, then she won't be able to concentrate on her daily activities! Is that really what you want?

>> No.17562133

>>17562124
Seeing spiders get drunk at coffee shops would be hilarious.
Even better would be spiders who don't know (or are too inebriated to remember) that caffeine affects humans differently, causing them to challenge dudes to one-sided drinking contests.

>> No.17562140

>>17562124
>>17561649
Cute spids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRa5yL1g_k

>> No.17562145

>>17562129
Yes I do.
I want to 'accidentally' walk out of the shower without a shirt so that she can imagine that all day, causing her to feel 'funny' while in class.

>> No.17562156

>>17562145
Why would you be wearing a shirt in the shower anyway? You're not one of those people that wears a bathing suite in there too are you?

>> No.17562158

>>17562036
>pudgy
No

>> No.17562171

>>17562156
No, coming out of the shower room.

>>17562158
Yes!

>> No.17562179

>>17561954
Spider loli butt > thick spider butt

>> No.17562184

>>17561865
I prefer the Ahobaka's harpy.

>> No.17562191

>>17562179
Why not a thick, loli, spider butt?

>> No.17562196

>>17562191
That's too much for a single soul to handle.

>> No.17562198

>>17561778
I still can't believe Viccy lost her virginity and got married. The memes lied to me.

>> No.17562199

>>17562191
What if she's not a loli, just really short?

>> No.17562203

>>17562145
But then she'll be all spaced out during her studies! You'd better be planning to make it up to her somehow, I'm sure she'd come home all flustered and frustrated.

>> No.17562205

>>17562198
Wow dude, spoilers...

>> No.17562209

>>17562199
Short spiders are cute.
Adult aged or even old spiders who have the body of an early teenager are the best.

>> No.17562217

>>17562209
>Lolibabas
No thanks.

>> No.17562223

>>17562196
Stick it in!
Be the oniichan she needs.

>>17562199
A thick, shortstack spider?

>> No.17562231

>>17561678
why the fuck would i look at collars on phone

>> No.17562232

>>17562203
I'll be mowing without my shirt and have left some sweets and snacks for her and some friends to enjoy while studying.

Gonna go and ask them how school went after I finish mowing while still shirtless

>> No.17562235
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17562235

Ohayou, dude! Come join in, today's breakfast is fried tofu!

>> No.17562238

>>17562217
Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?

>>17562223
The legend has it that the man who dares stick it in thick loli spider butt may never ever take it out.

>> No.17562250

So why did Deruella take over Lescatie?

>> No.17562260

>>17562250
Because metzen brought the corruption angle to monster girls.

>> No.17562262

>>17562250
They made the best dakis around.

>> No.17562264

>>17562238
>Is it lolibaba if she is sporting the slightly matured body of a 13 or so year old?
Teenbaba isn't done nearly enough. A gyaru powerful monster girl keeping up the act of a normal gyaru in the 14-16 range to attract a teacher she's had her eye on has potential.

>> No.17562265
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>>17562205
>He thinks that's a spoiler considering Viccy and Indrick are already set up as a story pair since the start
>He hasn't gotten to the clusterfuck of spoilers at the very end involving the Demon Lord and a Lord Inquisitor

>> No.17562281

>>17562265
Fuck you...

>> No.17562282

>>17562238
You just gotta fill her up till she's too tired to keep you in

>> No.17562348

>>17562260
>Metzen left Blizzard to write about monster girls
[Nervous Optimism]

>> No.17562365

>>17561649
Disregard fat dragons, aquire fit dragons.

>> No.17562394

>>17562365
And if I want both?

>> No.17562405

>>17562365
>Disregard fat
Could have just left the post at that, fat was a mistake.

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>>17562405
You've got 3 seconds to take that back!

>> No.17562435

>>17562422
What do you think this sexy demon's booty tastes like?

>> No.17562436

>>17562250
Lescatie was producing high quality heroes and they were killing too many monsters

>> No.17562446

>>17562436
No monster has died in MGE

>> No.17562450

>>17562365
Fit Dragons are much harder to seduce. Their high self-esteem and good looks make their draconic pride that much more prevalent.
Acquire a fit Dragon only if you enjoy the long tenuous work of praising and pampering one every single day without fault.

>> No.17562491

>>17562265
>You'll never walk in on a Demon dancing by herself in a room to Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
>You'll never tease her endlessly about it.
Damn it.

>> No.17562532

How to tell if your local merchant is a danuki?

>> No.17562541

>>17562394
Too bad?

>>17562422
Go away

>>17562450
As it should. They would be proud of not being fat, lazy shits.

I don't want the long job of telling her shit I don't think. Hopefully she'll see the merits in someone who's honest, (tries to be) kind, and basically all open. No bullshit.

>> No.17562543

>>17562446
Koyoi and her family were successful monster slayers for generations. It's "non-canon" but KC done all the art for Koyoi and put his stamp of approval on the book meaning such things probably don't clash with his own setting.

Death does happen in the setting and while KC doesn't like being edgy and tries to avoid it, MGE unfairly gets labelled as a hugbox when fans defang the setting more than KC ever has.

>> No.17562547

>>17562532
You give her a hard spanking and see if she exclaims 'oy vey' or not.

>> No.17562551

>>17562491
Walking in on monstergirls doing embarrassing things like that would prime teasing material anon.

>> No.17562555

>>17562543
This
Considering, you know, there are entire swathes of races of undead or Zombie versions of other Monstergirls
Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur

>> No.17562556

>>17562532
Offhandedly mention how much you like fox girls and watch her reaction.

>> No.17562558

>>17562446
>CuteConfusedZombieDragonHeadTilt.gif

>> No.17562564

>>17562532
Ask her if her Christmas day plans involve going to a movie and out for chinese food.

>> No.17562570

>>17562555
>>17562558
zombies monsters don't count, as the vast majority of them died of natural causes.

>> No.17562581

>>17562558
There there Dolly.

>> No.17562583

>>17562551
Anon, no! That sort of thing is the last thing to bully a monstergirl about, she's acting on her deepest, most private urges and shaming or embarrassing her for them will only make her sad!

>> No.17562589

>>17562583
Bully the dork!

>> No.17562596

>>17562555
>Happy as it may end up, periods of death and war ending in casualties does occur
Pretty much. KC's word on the matter is that bad things and suffering do and can happen but it always results in a happy ending. Monster girls can die a painful death but get resurrected as a zombie version to find a husband, they can lose an arm in a battle but find a nice man to protect them and possibly build a mechanical prosthetic with the help of a Gremlin.

Just as examples but KC doesn't really mind as long as things end up being happy when it's all said and done.

>> No.17562605

Now I'm interested, what would your waifu use her secret alone time for anons? What would you do if you found out, would you keep her secrets for your waifu's sake or would you tell her that you know?

>> No.17562606

>>17562541
This, fat is shit and feminine figures with slim waists are objectively the best. Even lolis with hips, ass and thighs should have proportions that are within reason.

>> No.17562616

>>17562555
Read the world guides. It's mentioned that DE collects strongly in those who die with strong emotions, so battlefields often become breeding grounds for undead MGs.

Wonder how they died...

>> No.17562617

>>17562605
Tea brewing, reading, coming up with new spore types to infect me with, fencing practice

>> No.17562626

>>17562617
>Being a bug chaser

>>17562606
Fatfags were a mistake

>> No.17562628

>>17562616
Natural causes of course. Can't live without vital organs son, nothing unnatural about that.

>> No.17562634

>>17562605
Idly staring at the door wondering where hubby has gone and drooling when the word 'hubby' flits through her rotted brain, then casually masturbating

>> No.17562638

>>17562626
Bug chaser? She's no beegirl, anon, she's a classy Hatter!

>> No.17562641

>>17562605
I'm pretty sure they would just spend their spare time goofing off with their other rat sisters or kids, nothing too outrageous or dangerous. Time alone with absolutely no company would probably make them uncomfortable/anxious considering how mice are.

>> No.17562645

>>17562605
>Unagi-Joro
Gossiping with other monster girls, and trying out new hobbies.

>>17562634
Kobold Zombie?

>> No.17562650

I want to fuck a lioness

>> No.17562653

>>17562645
Dragon zombie!

>> No.17562660

>>17562653
Best girl.
I hope you don't punish her when she soaks the bed with her juices because your smell lingered on it, and she just had to masturbate when she noticed it.

>> No.17562664

>>17562605
She likes to sing and has a beautiful voice. The lullabies she'd sing to our daughteru would be subtle hints, but there would definitely be times where she get's really carried away and into a song she's singing and be loud enough for me to hear from a different part of the house.

Her secret would be safe with me though, I wouldn't go out of my way to let her know I know, let alone tell anyone else.

There's also her secret ageplay fetish, but she and I would be fully engaged together on that.

>> No.17562677

>>17562660
Well if I caught it quick enough, I'd be a good stern husband and point at it, and she would whisper but know to start licking up the mess she made with her hands behind her back.
But I love her so much, that as she was doing so I'd secretly move behind her and start eating her out, which would get a startled yelp from her that would turn into her moaning and drooling as she licked up her mess, which of course would just make things messier. Such a high maintenance life we'd live! But I have the utmost patience for that cutie, so I'm sure I'd come up with another 'solution' at that point. Probably involving her being plugged up on all ends so she can't lean anywhere. And a blindfold for good measure. And some chains harnesses. And some leather whips. Such a fun girl!

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>> No.17562695

>>17562680
BEGONE THOT

>> No.17562710
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Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?

You get dental and guaranteed early retirement.

>> No.17562717

>>17562710
Don't forget about the greatest benefit of all anon, the sweet, sweet, delicious cunny!

>> No.17562719

>>17562710
I surrendered to the sabbath long ago, baphomets are unfair.

>> No.17562723 [DELETED] 

What would you do if you were given your perfect monster wife-perfect build, perfect attitude, perfect species, everything- but after some months of courtship and wonderful dates and a deepening relationship she revealed she was actually an agent of a little known and very suspicious goddess, and therefore a ______boy__? Nothing else is different, just that status.

Personally I'd just go with it at that point. Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.17562729

>>17562450
No monster girl is hard to seduce, all you need is a confession. They dont make you go through the courting shit 3DPDs do.

What they are, is harder to please.

>> No.17562736 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
She can't ahve perfect everything without the ability to give me a daughteru anon, fuck off with your weak bait.

>> No.17562740

>>17562710
I already did anon, I dick the daughteru.

>> No.17562741

>>17562677
>Heavy bondage on your borderline mindbroken Zombie Dragon wife
I missed this sensual forbidden fruit

>> No.17562744 [DELETED] 

>>17562736
What if she somehow could then? From mamobanana magic bullshit

>> No.17562748
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17562748

Would drinking a cup of coffee here result in me getting tied up in the basement while surrounded by every employee of the cafe?

>> No.17562749 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
Futafag begone.

>> No.17562754 [DELETED] 

>>17562723
How can she still have massive tits and be a boy?

>> No.17562769
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Memecats

>> No.17562771 [DELETED] 

>>17562754
Pads, monstermagic, whatever.
She knew you liked that so she made it work.

>> No.17562784 [DELETED] 

>>17562771
>monster boy
>she

>> No.17562785

>>17562769
I want to buttfuck the smug out of her.

>> No.17562789 [DELETED] 

>>17562784
What? You don't want him taking the role of a female?

>> No.17562794

>>17562769
I want to make her cum solely from a spanking!

>> No.17562796

>>17562785
I want that
But the other way around

>> No.17562797
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Do you teach new tricks to your Wurm daily anon? Friendly reminder that its a great stimulation for her to spend at least 1 hour per day teaching something new to your Wurm.

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>>17562797
>I brought this boulder for you!

>> No.17562805

>>17562605
Train her carpentry and glass sculpting using her fire and claws.
Despite being more focused on getting good and having a hoard, she likes making her own treasures.

>> No.17562806

>>17562801
>making a trebuchet so you can play catch with her

>> No.17562813

>>17562710
But I already like non-Sabbath lolis better.

>> No.17562816 [DELETED] 

>>17562749
Futa and traps are very different Anon but he'll become a futa if it's better for you

>> No.17562820

>>17562710
>Have you considered surrendering to the Sabbath?
nope, if its under 6'6 i do not want

>> No.17562825

I want to trick a loli Wendigo by replacing her stretchy anime meat with a rubber squeaky toy shaped like stretchy anime meat!

>> No.17562838

>>17562710
Ugh, after last night, a "free beer" van is the last thing that will entice me.
Also, I don't appreciate cults that resort to trickery to get new members.

>> No.17562840

>>17562825
I want to capture a stray loli Wendigo and hold her on my lap petting her fuzzy coat and giving quiet 'shhhh's to her to calm her down while listening to her panicked whimpers and admiring her cute fidgeting

>> No.17562842
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>> No.17562844

>>17562820
>Smug Sabbath snakes

>> No.17562847

>>17561994
Wunderbar.

>> No.17562848

>>17562840
I want to gag a loli Wendigo with a stretchy-meat shaped ball gag and watch her drool.

>> No.17562849

>>17562840
Would you protect your new makeshift adopteru anon?

>> No.17562851

>>17562842
>Rolled light dokkan instead of her
Now I have to believe in my alt account. C'mon dragon love, I got scath and forte, all you have to do is give me one more.

>> No.17562853

>>17562849
Every day until one day she's old enough to give me her coat.
No one will harm my little snowflake.
>>17562848
What a tease

>> No.17562856

>>17562853
>What a tease
I'd even wrap several layers of duct tape around her tiny fists so all she can do is uselessly paw at her face and gag.

>> No.17562858 [DELETED] 

>>17562754
>>17562771
Do mg hormone treatments exist?

>> No.17562860

>>17562856
That's just mean.

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>>17562842
Grea's too pure, it almost feels like a crime to lewd her. Almost.
>>17562851
Clarisse is cute at least, can imagine her as a cute lesser succubus and yelling her signature phrase as she orgasms.

>> No.17562863

>>17562856
You're a monster!
I hope you would at least reward her afterward.
I could only have slow, passionate and tender lovemaking with my little loli Wendigo.

>> No.17562868

>>17562769
Why did it take so long for a Cheshire to be drawn wearing a leotard?

>> No.17562870

>>17562856
Aww jeez anon, taped hands are incredibly hot. I'm not usually a fan of polymorphing, but I like taped hands way too much and the effect isn't nearly the same with big fluffy paws.

>> No.17562872

>>17562860
It's sexy.
>>17562863
I would, but she would have to keep the tape and gag on during sex.
>>17562870
This guy gets it.

>> No.17562873

>>17562796
You want to buttfuck the smug into her?

>> No.17562877
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>>17562842
Is she of any relation to Forte?

>> No.17562880

>>17562873
One more switch

>> No.17562881

>>17562862
Clarice should stay human. Becoming a monster would feel too weird.

Also, I'd explode inside of her. At least I got an ssr with those three tickets.

>> No.17562885

>>17562880
Ahh, smugging the buttfuck out of her. Complicated.

>> No.17562887

>>17562840
I want to smuggle Wendigos!

>> No.17562890

What is it with cute skittish MGs inducing such a lust for rape in men, and at the same time a need to protect?

>> No.17562894

>>17562885
Gotta act smug until she gets desperate and buttfucks herself with your dick.

>> No.17562895

>>17562887
Wendigos deserve to be free range and wild-raised!
Caged Wendigos are a crime against nature!

>> No.17562901

>>17562895
Nature is overrated, I want a basement full of little caged Wendigos!

>> No.17562902

>>17562840
Keep Wendigo safe
Keep Wendigo happy
Do this

>> No.17562908 [DELETED] 

>>17562710
There's a rock band called black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the home further with that somehow

>> No.17562910

>>17562902
Thank you, vaguely esl poster. I will.
>>17562901
You're a monster! And in truth, if you keep them long enough you really WILL be a monster of sorts. Imagine the collective coat's size you'll have to wear when they all identify you as their communal husband. You'll have truly fallen...

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Say something nice about Grea.

>> No.17562920

>>17562910
>massive coat-man-monster with dozens of little Wendigos hiding inside
How are Wendigos allowed to be this cute? It's almost criminal!

>> No.17562924 [DELETED] 

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called lack Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

>> No.17562928

>>17562769

I want to rub every inch of those thighs.

>> No.17562930

>>17562918
Despite not liking short hairs that much, she looks quite lovely and I'm really attracted to her ass.

>> No.17562932

>>17562710 #
There's a rock band called Black Sabbath
I'm sure you could take the joke further with that somehow

>> No.17562937
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>>17562932
>>17562924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw

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>>17562710

>> No.17562943

>>17562918
Asymmetrical hands.

>> No.17562945

>>17562920
>twelve little Wendigo heads poke around a corner one above the other
>then a massive, barky, gnarled hand comedy our around as well and pulls them back with a deep but friendly groaning noise
>chorus of little 'awawawaw~!'

>> No.17562950

>>17562918
I've got plenty of nice things to say about her.
>She's a kind hearted girl who doesn't deserve the in universe hate she gets
>she pulls off the short haired look really well
>her tail has the optimum amount of meatiness to it
>she has good choice in friends, anne is great for a human girl
>that uniform suits her better than anyone else at the school
And that's without going into all the super lewd stuff I could say about her Like her thighs being sexy as hell and her horns being perfect for handlebars.

>> No.17562952

>>17562940
I don't get it...

>> No.17562954

>>17562945
Now thats a quality harem. Lucky bastard!

>> No.17562955

>>17562932
And suddenly, I'm picturing some poor/lucky anon being swarmed into a mass sabbath orgy set to 'The Mob Rules'

>> No.17562964

>>17562945
Actually adorable.
I want more adventures of the twelve little Wendigo wives and The Gnarl

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>tfw you skipped her lecture for vidya

>> No.17562976

>>17562945
Being the caretaker/husband of a bunch of cute wendigos would be a non stop heart attack.

>> No.17562979

>>17562954
>>17562964
>adventurer settles into a small cave outcrop in the winter forest
>comes across a group of twelve little Wendigos, coatless and playing with each other
>shocked, he asks them where their coats are
>they turn quizzically and the littlest says 'we're in it!'
>suddenly two white burning spheres of light open twelve feet above and a loud, rumbling, annoyed groan fills the adventurer's ears
>he runs out shrieking into the forest as a massive handbag closes the 'cave' door shut behind him

>> No.17562981

>>17562976
Think of it this way anon, you'd probably have plenty of cardio workouts every day so your heart would be very strong!

>> No.17562983

>>17562970

She's doing this because she cares about your future.

>> No.17562982

>>17562979
Also fuck autocorrect god dammit

>> No.17562987

>>17562952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt6xYA5R4Gc

>> No.17562994

>>17562952
Arash kills himself when he uses his noble phantasm (Stella)

>> No.17563003

>>17562918
I want to slow trace my fingers on the underbelly of her tail to watch her squirm and squeak.

>> No.17563007

>>17562987
I still don't get it...

>>17562994
So they tricked him into committing seppuku? What bitches...

>> No.17563008

>>17562979
>whitehorn is carrying around some little Wendigos she found while on a trek back across the mountains
>giggles at how cute they are
>they lead her towards a small break in the trees towards a group of other small Wendigos huddled next to a big freestanding rock
>she gasps as they all pounce at her and start harmlessly yet aggressively pulling at her, exclaiming 'meat! Meat! Give meat!'
>suddenly the rock rumbles and stands up, a person-sized hand reaching out and lightly batting away the Wendigos off of the Whitehorn while grunting in some deep unknowable language
>the Wendigos all dejectedly 'awwww' in unison and trudge back towards the standing rock one by one in single file
>the littlest Wendigo turns before she heads in and gives a little wave to the white horn before the hand gently scoops her inside
And that's why local Whitehorn-san only does local deliveries now.

>> No.17563012

>>17563008
Papa Wendigo a nice

>> No.17563014

>>17563007
That guy did pick a shitty example from Youtube. People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.

>> No.17563019

>>17563014
>People who don't play the game won't know about the Guts buff which stops you from dying.
Only if they have a CE or Servant that can grant Guts to Servants.

>> No.17563020

>>17563008
I'm imagining his coat is lovingly patchworked together from all of their coats combined

>> No.17563021

>>17563008
I do like the idea of a shepards crook poking out from inside the cloak to hook wayward wendigos.

>> No.17563024

>>17563021
>they're all playing near an ice lake
>every twenty seconds, one of them wanders too close to thin ice
>every twenty seconds, the Shepard's crook methodically pokes out to pull her laughing back to the main group

>> No.17563030

Quick, throw me a story idea about automatons. They do count as monster girls, right?

>> No.17563029

>>17563012
What does an angered coatman Wendigo husband look like?
What would happen if this mega-husband came across a group of monster-smiting order paladins?

>> No.17563038

>>17563030
Anon is hired to babysit a small class' worth of girls in his off time, only to discover they are all loli automatons!

>> No.17563045

>>17562235
Thanks dude!

>> No.17563048

>>17563038
Good idea. I know reverse harems are frowned upon here, but what about many-girl one-guy harems?

>> No.17563056

>>17563048
That shits fine for the most part, though there are some people who complain about not being monogamous occasionally.

>> No.17563057

>>17563030
Automaton being taken on a date for the first time and experiencing clothes shopping, movies and other human entertainment.

>> No.17563060

>>17563048
It depends.™

>> No.17563062

>>17563048
Small minority throw a shitfit and equate it to NTR but most don't care even if they don't want a harem themself.

>> No.17563072

>>17563062
>>17563056
>>17563060
OK. That's good.
>>17563057
Great idea. I'll probably write that. My quality is pretty low, given that I'm somewhat green to writing, but I can't get better without practice.

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>>17563030
>They do count as monster girls, right?
Are you dumb?

>> No.17563084

>>17563073
I've seen people elsewhere say that they aren't monster girls as they aren't organic/"alive" in the traditional sense. I didn't see that though. Thanks!
As for your question, yes.

>> No.17563086

>>17563073
>reactivating ancient technology with DE
I bet the Gremlins were responsible for this.

>> No.17563090

>>17563072
>but I can't get better without practice
That's the best way to think about it, no one ever gets good without practice. Just make sure to write your heart out and put your all into it as cheesy as that sounds.
>>17563073
To be fair, in the /a/ days and even early in the move to /jp/ some people would have an absolute meltdown if you posted any vaguely robotic girl in these threads.

Glad times have changed though, it's just sad that people need KC's stamp of approval to class them as monster girls.

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>>17563084
>>17563090
I still dislike how people here treat Automatons as generic beep boop robutts instead of the magic material Golem subspecies they actually are.

>> No.17563103

>>17563095
You have a point there but the point still stands about KC's stamp of approval meaning everything in the bigger picture. See the 2b spam that went on for weeks without a challenge.

>> No.17563107

>>17563095
People aren't terribly creative here on the whole and tend to latch on to the lowest-denominator bits.

>> No.17563112

>>17563095
How should they act?

>> No.17563116

>>17563112
They're kuuderes first, but whether or not they're tsun/yan/etc. depends on the individual.

>> No.17563139

>>17563103
But 2B is cute... however I will admit that she doesn't qualify as a monster, just not human.

>> No.17563143

>>17563095
>>17563107
Keep in mind "type of golem" is probably the scholar's explanation for what they are since golems are the closest thing their society has seen. Robots have never existed according to modern human knowledge in their world so how would he know what a robot was?
It's not uncommon for characters in other fantasy settings to refer to legitimate, 100% metal robots as "iron golems" or something similar because their world has no other term for them.

Yes they're not 100% generic beep boop machines but at the same time they're distinctively robotic with features that normal living things wouldn't have. The insides of their "miking device" being able to move independently from their hips and other movements is criminally underlooked and means an automaton could bring a man to climax while laying perfectly still.

>> No.17563156

>>17563090
>Glad times have changed though
Yes it's not as if the thread doesn't throw tantrums over benign things..

>> No.17563169

>>17563156
>there are still some bad things so nothing has improved

>> No.17563188

What does the demon lord look like...

>> No.17563190
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>>17563143
How would an Automaton fare when facesitting their master?

>> No.17563192

>>17562769
Do Cheshires have furry human-like feet or human feet-sized paws? Something has to fit in those heels.

>> No.17563224

>>17563188
Like a hotter, evil, mature Lilim.

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>>17563190
I can only imagine, automaton paizuri has to be an interesting experience too.

>> No.17563236

>>17563224
That's lame.

>> No.17563241

>>17563236
That was just a guess.
She definitely has to look like her daughters one way or another, but she could still have unique features as the one and only demon lord.

>> No.17563250

>>17562842
You can't hide that fat doragon tail from me!

>> No.17563251

>>17563190
Gyrations and bumping and bouncing with laser precision. And when he cums just from her ass on his face, she'd have the slightest electric blush and maybe even a smug little smile.

>> No.17563253

>>17563095
I take my DV9 cable and j-jam it in!

>> No.17563273

>>17563241
She has to look impressive since she's the most central character other than the author..,

>> No.17563284
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WALKIES.

NOW.

>> No.17563287 [DELETED] 

Does your gf know about your monster girl fetish?
What does she think of it?

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>>17563287

>> No.17563293 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563299 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563300

>>17563284
Yes please.
Her tail belies her stern look.

>> No.17563305 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf
Normalfag leave! Do you know where you are?!?!?

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563312 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563313 [DELETED] 

Easiest (You)s of his life I bet.

>> No.17563314

>>17563284
>take wolfu waifu for walky
>after a long walk she gets a treat
>that treat is your cum as she sucks you off

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>>17563287
>wasting time with a 3D whore
Newfaggotry is rampant these days holy shit.

>> No.17563326 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
It's becoming more apparent with every thread that we've got some new arrivals who really don't belong.

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>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563329 [DELETED] 

>>17563318
Fairly sure it's the newfag overusing ellipses since he's the only other person I've seen the term "gf" here in weeks. Also asks a lot of questions.

>> No.17563332 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
Nah just a few of my side bitches

>> No.17563337 [DELETED] 

>>17563329
I wonder if its the same guy who uses cripplechan images too. We've had a lot of those lately.

>> No.17563341 [DELETED] 

>>17563318
Wow, a 5MUG-Series Automaton with hair extensions!

>> No.17563342 [DELETED] 

>>17563341
Stop this shit.

>> No.17563343 [DELETED] 

Do your kids know of your daughteru dicking fetish?
What do they think of it?

>> No.17563345 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
They don't, they know I'm gay and want to be a girl though. They don't approve.

>> No.17563349

>>17563192
Wonderland magic.

>> No.17563351 [DELETED] 

>>17563287
>gf

>> No.17563353 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
>dicking the daughteru
Why would you cuck your wife?

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>>17563343
Does your pastor know of your Dark-Priest dicking fetish? What does he think of it?

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>H-Hey kid, you thirsty?

Do you dare drink the cursed milk of a Hex Holst?

>> No.17563365 [DELETED] 

Do you know of your monster girl fetish?
What do you think of it?

>> No.17563368 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I'm pretty disgusted at such degeneracy, to be perfectly honest.

>> No.17563372 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I fucking hate these questionnaires.

>> No.17563375

>>17563364
Damn straight I would.

>> No.17563377 [DELETED] 

Does your dog know of your kobold fetish?
What does he think of it?

>> No.17563379 [DELETED] 

>>17563377
Does not approve.

>> No.17563383 [DELETED] 

>>17563343
I don't have any real kids, where do you think you are?

>> No.17563384 [DELETED] 

>>17563365
I'm still trying to make sense of it all. Can't seem to settle on one species, and my preferences towards personality seem to point to an actual indifference towards a monster's looks.

>> No.17563388

>>17563364
I wanna a holstaur to climb on top of me and bury my face with her massive mammaries

>> No.17563396

>>17563364
I'd rather molest her chest beforehand

>> No.17563399

>>17563364
no way dude

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>> No.17563407
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Beware of kuufish

>> No.17563414

>>17563407
New flat fish? Thanks russia.

>> No.17563417

>>17563407
Where's all this Russian MGE stuff coming from all of a sudden?

>> No.17563423

>>17563417
probably from a potato farm, drawn on a potato PC

>> No.17563428

>>17563423
Art looks pretty good for a potato PC desu

>> No.17563431

>>17563405
Battle Cattle!

>> No.17563433

>>17563405
Dumb idol.

>> No.17563437

>>17563086
But did you know even Gremlins have trouble with christmas lights.

>> No.17563443

>>17563405
She looks really friendly. I want to spend a few hours mindlessly chatting with her.

>> No.17563452
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Would you pray to her god during sex?

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>>17563452
I would venture into the spirit world and try to meet her God.

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It would be good to have a close combat automaton

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>>17563460
I've heard of some.

>> No.17563465

>>17563428
Cykas are masters of making due with scraps

>> No.17563471

>>17563454
>>17563462
What are you doing?

>> No.17563496

>>17563471
Newfagging it up, it's painfully obvious this guy is either trying to troll or is just unwilling to lurk more.

>> No.17563527

>>17563496
You guys haven't run into the gibberish poster yet?
He pops up in the odd /jp/ thread and shits sentences randomly slammed together from other posts on the board (I think) as long as people reply to his nonsense.

>> No.17563541

>>17563527
Probably testing a spambot

>> No.17563598 [DELETED] 

>>17563292
>>17563293
>>17563297
>>17563299
>>17563305
>>17563310
>>17563312
>>17563318
>>17563326
>>17563328
There's got to be at least some guys in this thread that arnt single

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>>17562710
>>17562717
Yummy cummy in her funny cunny

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>>17563287
>gf

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>>17563606

>> No.17563657

>>17563606
Straight to her tummy!

>> No.17563669

>>17563645
There's something different about this Baphomet. She looks more mature than usual, but still flat as a board.

I like it

>> No.17563675

>>17563606
That's the spirit!

>> No.17563687

>>17563645
That's pretty much the reaction that I imagine you'd get from an older bapho if you said that to her: "Seriously boy?"

>> No.17563694

>>17563669
Sort of like a high school aged teen (14-15) who hasn't developed any breasts.

>> No.17563700

>>17563687
Yes but inside she'd be all like 'aww fuck yeah onii-chan talk dirty to me, tell me all about your hot delicious cummies'

>> No.17563702

>>17563687
>confident older bapho
This is my fetish.

>> No.17563719

>>17563694
Or like a 16-year old flatchest with great hips. Still underage in some countries, but not a child anymore.

>>17563702
My brother.

>> No.17563720

>>17561994
literally who?

>> No.17563732

>>17563720
it's nav

>> No.17563742
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>>17563720
>dissing nav
He's one of the better drawfags we have right now.

>> No.17563754

>>17563700
"I didn't have to use any magic on him to make him like a little girl like me! Onii-chan is sooo sweet!!!"

>>17563702
>body of a little girl
>mind of an adult (maybe 100s of years old)
It's the best combo if you ask me

>> No.17563758

>>17563720
Newfag cancer is rampant, jesus.

>> No.17563767

>>17561994
Comissioning an alp rn deadass b.
probably will comission a cute alp though.

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>>17563732
Stating the obvious
>>17563742
Getting mad at some shit I didn't even say
>>17563758
Being a general shitflinger

I now remember why I stopped browsing here.

>> No.17563812

>>17563806
Good riddance to you.

>> No.17563815

>>17563806
They why did you come back?
>inb4 replying

>> No.17563822

>>17563806
>literally who?
>anons then question how you don't know about Nav
>Gets mad at us for "shitflinging" and "stating the obvious"
What the actual fuck?

>> No.17563832

Dire holsts are the cutest.

Big, buff, busty and milky.

None can stand before them!

>> No.17563834

>>17563832
Dire holsts are just minos.

>> No.17563846

>>17563834
Incorrect.
Minos are minos.

Dire holsts are dire holsts with breasts to match their increased statures and the caring nature that is native to their species.

>> No.17563856

I don't get why people like girls the size of buildings. It's retarded tb h. I draw the line at 6ft.

>> No.17563866

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft
Manlet detected

>> No.17563874

>>17563856
>he doesn't want to be a human dildo

>> No.17563877

>>17563856
Some people like girls taller than themselves, which typically lands one at the 7ft zone.
Shocking, I know.

>> No.17563884

>>17563856
>I draw the line at 6ft.
So you like small girls. So?

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>>17563719
>My brother.
There's just something about them.
>>17563754
>It's the best combo if you ask me
It's the best combo for me for sure. Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
Especially if once in a while the girl lays back and lets you take her missionary, she may be on her back but it's clear without any words being said that it's a great honor for her to allow it.

>> No.17563892

>>17563856
I only want a girl that matches my size and build, so going for a cute 10 feet muscled alice is normal.

>> No.17563895

>>17563892
>10 feet
Jesus we have the king of the manlets here.

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>>17562945
Meeting the Wendigo parents

>> No.17563914

>>17563886
>Mostly when they're bordering on ancient in the 300-500 years range and have a commanding aura about them that strikes fear into anyone who thinks of questioning them.
It'd be extremely cute and heartwarming when she cuddles up to you, burying her face in your chest as you pull her in close comforting her.

>> No.17563951

>>17563914
If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
Another important thing is that old baphomets are extremely teasing about their man being a lolicon and trying to make him feel a pang of guilt before reeling him right back in by praising him for it.

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>> No.17563967

>>17563909
>when the scariest thing isn't Mr. Wendi, but Mrs. Wendi

>> No.17563972

>>17563951
>If it came with hair stroking and a "there there boy" I'd be like putty in her hands.
I think that works better with onee-chans.

>> No.17563993

>>17563967
>Hugely muscled, battle scarred wendigo matron that could tear a caribou in half.
>Calls you sweety and loves to nuzzle her coat husband while their daughteru awawas in your lap.

>> No.17564003

>>17563972
To me it's more heartwarming when it comes from a powerful and old loli. I may have a certain smug vampire to blame for this.

>> No.17564036

>>17563993
I can see her and her hubby falling asleep against each other a lot, exhausted from looking after all their energetic little girls, snoring in each other's arms, leaving you alone time with your gf, one of their daughters

>> No.17564041

>>17564036
Would be fantastic.

Could you ever hope to resist one of those wendies as she looks up at you expectantly?

>> No.17564077

>>17564041
Id be nervous, but id bend over and kiss her on the cheek, setting off a chorus of excited awawas from all her sisters secretly spying on her and her mother doing the same as well

>> No.17564082
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>>17563364
I'll stick with something safer

>> No.17564091

>>17564077
Be careful there anon, you never know when jealous wendies may try to join in.

>> No.17564120

>>17563993
>her husband was a former huntsman and voyaguer hunting big game in the unforgiving forests
>they met when he felled a huge elk right when she was about to pounce on it
>fight ensued over the meat and eventually turned out they were evenly matched
>fighting turned to groping and aggressive sex
>they tell you all this while looking into each other's eyes as you awkwardly try not to freak out about the eldritch giant hand on your shoulder

>> No.17564131

>>17564091
There are worse ways to go then being swarmed by a dozen little Wendigos hopping up and down begging for kisses, but I'm a one girl kinda guy and would try to politely refuse.
I imagine that's when papa would make his entrance and tell them to give their sister some space.

>> No.17564139

>>17564131
Expect many dissappointed awawas, puffed cheeks, and thrashing tails as they leave.

>> No.17564149

>>17564139
>they all start asking their sister what her secret to acquiring a boyfriend was

>> No.17564153

no human boy can beat the V.

>> No.17564169

>>17564139
My heart

>> No.17564174

>>17564153
What if she enjoys fisting?

>> No.17564191

>>17564120
>Hah hah! We rutted like beasts for days! I didn't even realize she threw the coat over me until after I came down from my lust-filled haze. And yet there I found myself, a coat on my back, a cum bloated womb around my cock and my new adorable wife resting back against my torso. Ahh, tear up just thinking about it!
>Mrs Wendigo coos and kisses the shapeless darkness, eliciting a happy rumbling and a hand clasping her by the ass and pulling her in closer
>sip your drink awkwardly

>> No.17564198

>>17564174
Fisting is 300 bucks

>> No.17564201
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>>17564139
>I need meat now!

>> No.17564208
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17564208

I'm scared, what is angry Russian Yeti saying?

>> No.17564209

>>17564201
>that one daughter who doesn't walk away and still tries to keep jumping on anon even after her papa told them to give them space
>Annoyed rumbling intensifies
How does a papa Wendigo guy discipline a misbehaving daughter?

>> No.17564214
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>>17563314
>Take big beefy Hellhound for a walk
>"Haven't I been a good girl? I think a good girl deserves a treat."
>She kabedons you against the wall of a building and slithers down your body
>Whips your dick out and starts furiously sucking

>> No.17564231

>>17563964
Artists yiddler? That's a cute goat.

>> No.17564242 [SPOILER] 
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17564242

You should surrender to the Harpy Kingdom, it's much better and safer than Spider Kingdom.

>> No.17564262

>>17564242
that game has been on my backlog for a while

>> No.17564271

>>17564208
Probably asking for vodka.

>> No.17564278

>>17564208
"Hug and warm him up, of course!"
Anyways, wait, I'm still not done uploading shit

>> No.17564281

>>17564208
>>17564271
"Vodka is empty, we will be of huggings now, lie still and warm"

Обниму и согрею конечно - I'll hug him and warm him up of course

>> No.17564293
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17564293

Nav really likes barmaid Kiki and I don't blame him, she's a cute one.
>>17564281
What a thoughtful Yeti, thanks anon.

>> No.17564300

>>17564293
>Nav really likes barmaid Kiki
Well yeah, he has good taste.

>> No.17564302

>>17564293
>Barmaid
She's obviously a milkmaid. A fat, fat milkmaid.

>> No.17564312

>>17564302
What if it's a milkbar by day and an alcohol bar by night?

>> No.17564314

>>17564293
She's soft, that means she's got soft hips!
Grope and squeeze!

>> No.17564320

>>17564293
That must be her milk.

>> No.17564325

>>17564293
What a strange cow.

>> No.17564327

>>17564293
Big
Fat
Featherdog
Tats

>> No.17564349

>>17564293
oktoberkiki should give beer, not milk

>> No.17564385
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>>17564302
What if she's just a maid dressing up in a dirndl to appeal to her masters tastes?

>> No.17564391

>>17563003
That's so lewd!

>> No.17564394

>>17564385
Her master could have his own personal bar at home that she serves him drinks at.

>> No.17564395

>>17563407
>Russians like sahuagin
Nice taste

>> No.17564406

>>17564394
That makes a lot of sense.

>> No.17564415

>>17563407
I always liked her, she doesn't get enough love her

>> No.17564425

>>17564300
Too bad she's fat!

It makes her unique though, she seems like a nice girl.

>> No.17564438

>>17564425
Nice girls with huge breasts are nice.

>> No.17564460

>>17564438
Big breasts are nice but fat and unproportionate are meh for the dick.

>> No.17564467
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17564467

Ok, I'm done uploading shit to the wiki
Enjoy

>> No.17564468

>>17564460
They need to be big enough to smother a man's face.

>> No.17564469

>>17564425
She is the nicest girl.
Sweet and cuddly.

>> No.17564474

>>17564003
Amen to that.

But the real treat is the gap moe. The few times when the act cutesy in earnest. The feeling that behind their smugness is a girl who is looking for companionship after centuries of loneliness

>> No.17564475

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64727899


Diathorn completed a couple mousegirl commissions of mine and they turned out pretty 10/10 !

>> No.17564478

>>17564467
Cute hotdog!

>> No.17564479

>>17564467
That's a lot of fan artwork. Thank you happy Hellwan.

>> No.17564514

>>17564438
Huge tits on a fatty are like abs on skeletor.

>>17564425
>Fat
>unique

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17564516

>>17561678
>Collars

>> No.17564527

>>17564516
You don't breed elves
Elves breed you!

>> No.17564528

>>17564516
I bet she won't be as smug when she realizes the collar is going on her.

>> No.17564537
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17564537

>>17561678

>> No.17564550

>>17564475
wew
lewd
Those are random mice or from somewhere?

>> No.17564551
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>>17564527
>>17564528
I've had ideas for stories with Elves breeding human boys by using collars but that'd imply I had any writing ability outside of shitposts.

>> No.17564556

MonMusu vol. 1: multiple uncovered titties per chapter, implied sex, miia wanting that darling dick, barely censored snake pussy
MonMusu vol. 12: two nipple slips

what the fuck happened

>> No.17564559

>>17564551
Just do it. Give it a shot.

>> No.17564560

>>17564556
Okayado decided (or was pressured) into reducing the amount of PLOT for actual plot. As a result we get to see the same reason why 12Beast is failing and is only out every 2 months.

>> No.17564561 [DELETED] 

So lets say the DL has no power to make monsters into cute girls anymore.
If you were getting sucked off by an elf would it turn into a dude elf? Or would it stay as a she? If it was a centaur destroying your pelvis would it kill you? These are questions that need answers

>> No.17564562
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17564562

>>17564467
what an absolute qt
the hellhound beserker is also a real cutie who im going to head pat and hug

>> No.17564563 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Fuck off.

>> No.17564565

>>17564562
She looks like a crackhead with that body.

>> No.17564566

>>17564550
Naw, just a large mouse and dormouse with my hairstyles of choice.

>> No.17564567

>>17564556
MonMusu original shorts: penis in vagina, cum, blowjobs, and even fisting.
MonMusu vol. 1: Sex is illegal

what the fuck happened

>> No.17564573 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Elfs are too androgynous to tell, and centaurs are noble creatures who train heroes.

>> No.17564575

>>17564527
Anon. They're Elves. They may act all high and mighty but once you whip out your dick they become lowly, drooling, sows and can't think of anything else but dick.

>> No.17564577

>>17564551
I want elves to raid my town, lock up all the women and conquer their men.by force

>> No.17564579

>>17564562
>hellhound berserker
That's a raging demon

>> No.17564588 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
Unless the elf was a faggot and is an alp she'll stay a she. Elven Incubi exist.

>> No.17564592
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17564592

>>17564562
I need a hellhound like that, but with the body of pic related.

>> No.17564593

Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru came home from school saying she got a detention because it's been a whole month since Sexual Harassment Ren-Xiongmao came to her school for a presentation and your daughteru still hasn't raped anybody yet!

What do?

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>>17564579
Wouldn't hold a candle to Oni, though.

>> No.17564597

>>17564560
If MonMusu is to have actual plot then at least I'd like to see darling get a personality other than "nice japanese gordon ramsay"

I'd also like to see my favourite character return but, nah, why bring back good characters when you can just stick polt or fucking draco into the plot again. I'll never get to see my dear zombie toy again

>> No.17564600

>>17564593
>Encouraging rape at school
I get that it's a monstergirl setting, but jesus h christ, anon. There are lines.

>> No.17564608

>>17564593
I'd never send my daughteru to a whack ass-birds school like that anon, not in a million years!

>> No.17564609

>>17564593
Start screaming because the phatoms are messing with me again.

It's only a matter of time till an overweight dragon kicks down my door and informs me that she'll be my wife and is fabulously rich BUT will forever be this heavy for the rest of my life, would I take it?

>> No.17564643

>>17564609
>you will never have a phantom try to become your waifu by having you dick her while you think she's your underperforming daughter because she loves contrived situations
>only to have your neighbor bust in through the door and marry you over even more contrived reasons

>> No.17564651

>>17564643
It's called a what-if cascade.
When triggered by a phantom, anon is provided with ever escalating choices until he accepts one.

>> No.17564654

>>17564593
Sign the childhood friend exemption slip and tell her that she should take things at her own pace.

>> No.17564661

>>17564651
I imagine getting romanced by 2-3 phantoms would be like reading this threads what if situations and living them all back to back to back. It'd probably be extraordinarily mentally exhausting, but at least it'd be pleasurable as hell.

>> No.17564662

>>17564293
HOly shit I wanna porn this beautiful big bodied beauty

>> No.17564663

>>17564593
I tell her teacher to go fuck herself. I'm not raising my daughter to be a harlot.

>> No.17564667

>>17564575
Naturally, being all high and mighty is merely a facade to tempt human men into fucking them.

>> No.17564669

>>17564600
Do they even have schools in MGEland? WG1 mentioned parents taking a hands-off experiential approach.

Schools probably just exist to tap into the schoolgirl fetish. That and sex ed.

>> No.17564670

>>17564661
Probably.
Would be fun regardless.

>> No.17564674 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
There is no such thing as a male elf, anon.

>> No.17564677 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
>If you were getting sucked off by an elf would it turn into a dude elf? Or would it stay as a she?
Why would a female elf suddenly turn into a man? You know female elves existed pre DL right?

>> No.17564687

>>17564670
>One of them loves dark fantasies where the other two 'die' halfway through the story so she gets all the sex scenes and it always ends in lovers suicide that takes 3+ hours
>The second tells stories like a 5 y/o and she changes races three times before the first act is up.
>Third narrates her story in Russian and the other two refuse to translate.

...worth it?

>> No.17564698 [DELETED] 

>>17564561
It's been answered. They'll revert back starting with slaughtering their husbands.

>> No.17564699

>>17564551
sauce?

>> No.17564704 [DELETED] 

>>17564674
[citation needed]
They're just humans with pointy ears. They like riding around on their high horse, thinking they're better than everyone.
Basically Chads
They're going to get thrown into the matango pit

ywn help your wife throw Chads into the matango pit

>> No.17564708

>>17564699
Only because I'm feeling generous.

https://exhentai.org/g/112098/ba84ea327a/

>> No.17564709

>>17564687
>The five year old typing one is easy to spot because logic rarely applies and she often cycles through a cheshire, manticore, and hellhound.
>Usually, the one exception being when she acidentally fused all three because she couldn't make up her mind and stacked all the hips/breast levels so she had a hyper exaggerated hourglass figure.

>> No.17564714 [DELETED] 

>>17564704
Okay, have you ever seen a male elf before? I thought not.

>> No.17564721 [DELETED] 

>>17564714
Says you! I see them all the time.
In the woods, on the street. One of them works in my office. Cheap middle-management bastard.

>> No.17564731 [DELETED] 

>Your waifu will never be a former literal chad.
Fuck

>> No.17564738

>>17564709
Godamnit now I'm imagining a Loli phantom get teased by her older sisters after showing them her first story and how she plays a cheshhoundicore and is the equivalent of Some Stonesteel-stormwind-original-character-do
-not-steal

>> No.17564741
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17564741

So I've been thinking about stuff.
How sucessful would monster-run tornaments actually be?

>> No.17564747

>>17564738
The best.
Especially funny when she gets mad and complains about her sisters have stories where they're just themselves except with breasts that are three cupsizes bigger and a Ms. Perfect.

That's when her sisters explain how a 'guilty pleasure story' works and how they should be the exception of her works, not the rule.

>> No.17564756
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Fenrir is really talented!

>> No.17564757

>>17564741
depends on the prizes
nationals should have boyfriends as prizes

>> No.17564759

>>17564741
As a tournament? Not very.
As an orgy, however...

>> No.17564765 [DELETED] 

>>17564731
>wanting a used goods turbo whore

>> No.17564768

>>17564756
She broke out of her chains!
God help us!

>> No.17564769

>>17564757
>Nationals.
>The Grand Prize is a retired, hero level anon who accidentally signed up because he thought that he'd be getting the best seats in the house.
>Technically speaking, he is.

>> No.17564782

>>17564741
Well it works good enough that it was noted in the world guides as a thing they do.
Men want to test their strengh and some monsters want strong husbands.
Quite a few stories could be made out of it.

>> No.17564785

>>17564741
Bread and circuses at the monster version of the colosseum would be quite popular.

>> No.17564792
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17564792

I like the idea of a golem learning things.

>> No.17564810

>>17564782
>some monsters want strong husbands
[triggering intensifies]

Careful there Anon, some people might get offended by women with individual tastes

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>> No.17564819

>>17564741
>Only one story about fighting in the battle mansion.
He should make it into a one shot collection like the roulette.

>> No.17564820

>>17564741
I'm finishing a story about that which I've been working on for about a year. You need two things, a worthwhile prize, and some kind of filtering system to keep out the toppest tier of magic and species because they'll just fuck the arena harder than a DBZ match.

The way I did it in mine is that the prize is a top tier magus of a tribe that's nearly extinct. That's the draw. Nobody marries this kind of guy without being the uppermost echelon of society in the oldest province of the demon's realm. The person running the tournament opens it to every last monstergirl in the known world even beyond the borders of their own country, letting you draw in the exotic and strange. The entrance fee is what the man was worth as a boy. That is still a sizeable pile of treasure, thinning the herd of all but the most serious fighters, people who are confident they can win with sizeable funds backing them either from their own conquests or patrons. But you also include a Grand Melee battle for a free ticket to give the common but strong fighters a path to victory.

Now the most powerful monsters of the realm are more interested in watching the tournament than fighting it. Either they are the top tier of society and can get a man like the prize if they really want one, or they're too proud to fight for the entertainment of others and just be handed a prize like older more powerful dragons.

It has to be framed and sold to the public as giving girls a chance at something normally completely out of their reach.

Even then, the whole place has all sorts of magical protections for the crowd and reinforcement of the arena. It's just those measures don't stand up to something with resources of a demigod, or even people who know how they work and how to break them.

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>>17564765
Turbo whore? What the hell are you talking about? He very clearly said "literal chad", so he must be talking about a unique Floridian Tsukumogami.

>> No.17564828
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>> No.17564832

Wendigo mama and her loving papahusband watching movies on the couch when all the girls are asleep!

>> No.17564839
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17564839

Fire and ice dragon threesome

>> No.17564862

>>17564839
>Bigamy REEEEEEEEEEEE!

JK please continue. I want them wrapped about my body, one making out with mw e while the other attacks my groin.

Then they switch

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>>17564839
Gold and Silver Dragon threesome.

>> No.17564869

>>17564839
the mystery of steel.

>> No.17564873

>>17564559
Fairly certain nobody wants to read about a buxom Dark Elf using a human guy to breed herself. That and it's been months since I've been motivated to do shit.

>> No.17564880
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17564880

>You will never be embarrassed by your Cheshire Cat mom.

>> No.17564887
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17564887

Shiny MGs are superior to their traditional counterparts.

And you'll die an old man trying to hunt one down to waifu for yourself, your body broken and life thoroughly wasted before the end.

>> No.17564890

>>17564873
I have always wanted to be chained to a table while a dark elf slowly, methodically extracts every last drop of semen from my balls, using every method at her disposal to feed her ravenous hole, only to do it again the very next day.

>> No.17564896

>>17564887
>Not knowing how to chain for shinies

>> No.17564918

>>17564890
There is almost no scenario where it'd be feasible to have a Dark Elf do that without ripping it out of a fucking hentai.

>> No.17564920
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>>17564880
>ywn be a cheshire's meme daddy

>> No.17564922

>>17564880
>Momster cheshire

You can only wonder if she's doing it on purpose or if she's just out of touch.

>> No.17564928 [DELETED] 

>>17564920
>"Hey anon, Want this to be your dick?"

>> No.17564930 [DELETED] 

>>17564928
>"Y-y-yes please"

>> No.17564936 [DELETED] 

>>17564928
I'd honestly just tell her to kill herself.

>> No.17564938 [DELETED] 

>>17564930
And that's how you get a lewd Cheshire stroking your dick until you beg her to cum.
Don't RP anon.

>> No.17564972 [DELETED] 

>>17564938
What you faggots do in here everyday is already worse than RP anyway.

>> No.17564978
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>>17564920
Gonna fuck the memes outta that cat

>> No.17565027
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17565027

How Gary Stu would a demi-God character be if their parent is a known prolific breeder of mortal women?

>> No.17565035

>>17564839
The first part I'd be breaking on them is their hymen.

>> No.17565042

>>17565027
very

>> No.17565057

>>17564887

>tfw your waifu's shiny is one of the many neon pink or lime green ones

Why do they even fucking bother. Lazy hacks.

>> No.17565066

>>17564887
I got shiny flayers though, along with 600 more.

>> No.17565099

>>17565057
could be one the ones thats has a slightly different hue thats hardly noticeable

>> No.17565114

>>17564978
Gonna fuck the memes into that cat.

>> No.17565124

>Memecat
You know she's just going to grow a cock to fuck with you.

>> No.17565127

>>17564880
>>17564920
Cheshire cat seems like the perfect girl to shitpost and play vidya with.

>> No.17565144

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to disturb a werecat when she's sleeping except in the direst of circumstances, even if the place she's sleeping happens to be your lap.

>> No.17565188
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>>17565144
Indeed, waking her up would lead to you dealing with a grumpy, pouty kitty all night.

>> No.17565191
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17565191

I want to traditionally court a succabutt!

>> No.17565193
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17565193

>>17565114
Gonna give birth to meme kittens

>> No.17565212

>>17565127
Just imagine her riding your dick while playing fighting games with you.

>> No.17565250

>>17565124
>Wonderland potions are a gateway to many types of sex some may consider unnatural

>> No.17565259

>>17565250
>>Wonderland potions are a gateway to many types of irl shitposing some may consider unnatural
fixed

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>>17565144

I would 110% be okay with a werecat. Vanilla's a pretty damn good flavor.

>> No.17565268

>>17565259
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.17565271

>>17565250
>Trusting Wonderland potions
That's how you get into animal abuse and literally /d/ tier shit.

>> No.17565273

>>17565268
Not from /jp/.

>> No.17565283
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>these dweebs that wouldn't drink the body swap potion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXJ9UoQCY5s

>> No.17565286

>>17565271
I've become more lustful than any /jp/ has ever dreamed of

>> No.17565289

>>17565271
>animal abuse
What?

>> No.17565292

>>17565283
I wouldn't even set foot inside wonderland, let alone drink anything from there.

>> No.17565316

>>17565286
>I had sex with her! Not just as a man, but a woman and child too.
>We had sex like animals!
>I love her!

>> No.17565319

>>17565292
Not even the tap water?

>> No.17565325

>>17565319
I'd tap her water, if you catch my drift.

>> No.17565336

>>17565325
I really don't, that's very out of context for the question I asked. I'm sure you'll make a march hare very happy.

>> No.17565339

>>17565292
It seems like it would be a good vacation spot. A sort of Sin City for MGE. You go there for a crazy weekend and take in the local fun, but what happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.

>> No.17565364

>>17565339
That's pandemonium, though.

>> No.17565366

>>17565339
>what happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.
Literally, as the echo of your deeds lives on for all to see

>> No.17565378

>>17565283
That sounds like it'd get really weird though.

>> No.17565385

>>17565319
Not sure if I would even call it "water". Whatever it is might make you tap dance for all I know.
No, I wouldn't even drink the tap water. That place is pure poison as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.17565389
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Nito!

>> No.17565390

>>17565378
>Not wanting to tell your waifu she can go fuck herself

>> No.17565400

>>17565366
What is the MGE version of drunk photos ending up online? Her sharing photos of you aheago-ing with your gonads just out of frame?

>> No.17565408

>>17565400
Literal echoes of your past actions, playing on repeat like ghosts in limbo

>> No.17565410

>>17565400
It involves copious amounts of whipped cream, a duck, and some rope.

>> No.17565433

>>17565410
A duck harpy or a human realm duck?

>> No.17565434

>>17565191
>Smack Succubutt rear
>"WHAP"
>Anon now has a spade shaped welt on his ass in return

>> No.17565444

>>17565390
I want her to say "Fuck You" to me!

>> No.17565445

>>17565433
Yes.

>> No.17565511

Besides Wonderland, where else would monster girls and their husbands go for a weekend to get away from it all?

>> No.17565512

>>17565511
I'd bet Zipangu or the Mist Continent for non-natives.

>> No.17565514

Anon, would your waifu be able to escape the dildo trap?

>> No.17565522

>>17565514
What the heck is the dildo trap?

>> No.17565531

>>17565522
That's where you put a dildo on a pole stand and then put your waifu on the dildo, the idea is to get her standing on her tiptoes or wearing really high heels with the dildo all the way in her and see how long it takes her to get off.

>> No.17565534

>>17565511
The best place to get away from everything. An isolate undead kingom

>> No.17565553

>>17565514
>>17565531
I bet she would be able to anon, my waifu would be very good at getting out of bondage and other assorted sexual predicaments after years of consistent practice with them. Her constant problem though would be that she wouldn't usually want to escape, at least for awhile. This scenario would be no different.

>> No.17565565

>>17565553
species?

>> No.17565587

>>17565565
Kobold!

>> No.17565591

>>17565514
>>17565531
Probably not, but I wouldn't torture my waifu like that anyway.

>> No.17565598

>>17565587
Haven't seen you in a while, glad to see you're still here

>> No.17565601
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>>17565514
Nothing can hold her back or trap her.
NOTHING
Send help

>> No.17565612

>>17565598
Hey thanks anon! I've been around a bit lately though.

>> No.17565619

>>17565612
I haven't, just got back from a several month long hiatus. I'm just glad that there's a place to come to at the end of the day to discuss MG's.

>> No.17565622

>>17565619
Aah, I feel you. Hope it's still comfy for you here anon.

>> No.17565642
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How do Cheshires respond if you use the spray bottle on them?

>> No.17565658

>>17565642
>You don't need the bottle to get me wet

>> No.17565680

>>17565642
>Your Cheshire waifu's memes are getting out of hand
>You buy a spray bottle to try and get her to stop
>"Hey honey, I'm making burgers, you wan-"
>"I can haz- Hey what the fuck are y- No!"

>> No.17565727
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>> No.17565738

>>17565642
>REEEE REEEEE

>> No.17565794

>>17565680
>Anon spritzes his Cheshire Waifu with weakening potion every time she memes.
>Rough assfuckings come in tandem as the Cheshire's strength leaves her body and her husband lifts her ass up to be violated.
>After a while she becomes a buttslut and anal becomes her reward for not using memes.

>> No.17565822

Does Cheshire pussy taste like lavender?

>> No.17565830

>>17565822
I'd assume it tastes like whatever their husband likes best.
Some taste like lavender, some taste like vanilla, others taste like chocolate.

>> No.17565850

>>17565830
What about ass?

>> No.17565901 [SPOILER] 
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>>17565850

>> No.17565947

>>17565901
You're not answering my question though, what does big, meaty, jiggly Cheshire ass taste like?

>> No.17565952

>>17565794
>Cheshire struggles to not meme
>"Would you like a burger?"
>"I can- I mean... I would love to have a burger."
>Her butt is pounded extra hard that night

>> No.17565969

How do you celebrate your waifu's birthday?

>> No.17565970

>>17565952
Would you sit her in your lap in such a way that she's facing you and can't hide her heartpupils and ahegao as you ravage her?

>> No.17565973

>>17565970
Of course I would. I would also grope her ears and maybe pull her tail.

>> No.17565982

>>17565969
>Hellhound waifu
>Make her the biggest, juiciest steak
>Drizzle barbecue sauce over my body
>Let her eat the steak off my naked body

>> No.17566000
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17566000

Would you be surprised if Dirndl-kiki could throw back beers like an Oni?

>> No.17566012

>>17565973
Anon, you're just begging for her to kiss you all over after sex and mutter how much she loves you into your ears.

>> No.17566037

>>17566000
Nah. She'd be used to knocking back plenty.

>> No.17566048

>>17566012
All according to keikaku.

>> No.17566159

>>17566048
keikaku means plan.

>> No.17566225
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Horse pussy

>> No.17566261
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>>17566225
Front Horse Pussy

>> No.17566268

>>17566225
Vanilla centaurs simply cannot compete.
The the other species of -taurs or Centaur variants are better in many if not all aspects.
The only reason why someone would lower his standard to a regular Centaur is if he wants a basic adventuring companion to ride and have a platonic relationship with.

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>>17566225
Centaurs have really grown on me over time, especially bicorn.
>>17566261
I really appreciate KC making front pussy a thing, it's kinda silly but if it means cowgirl while holding hands is possible then I'm all for it.

Not that I wouldn't use her back one too.

>> No.17566287

>>17566270
>I really appreciate KC making front pussy a thing, it's kinda silly but if it means cowgirl while holding hands is possible then I'm all for it.

Is it wrong to suck her tits while fucking her pussy?

>Not that I wouldn't use her back one too.

The only thing wrong about this is that you can only use one at a time.

>> No.17566304

>>17566287
>Is it wrong to suck her tits while fucking her pussy?
Of course not. I wonder if a lotus-like position is possible while using her front pussy if she balances her weight right.
>The only thing wrong about this is that you can only use one at a time.
True but that goes for vaginal and anal with other girls too. The correct order with a centaur is:
>start off with front pussy for the first round
>second round is rough back pussy sex
>finishing off with the third time in either a makeshift lotus position or with her laying on her side
Variation is nice.

>> No.17566343

>>17566304
>True but that goes for vaginal and anal with other girls too. The correct order with a centaur is:
>>start off with front pussy for the first round
>>second round is rough back pussy sex
>>finishing off with the third time in either a makeshift lotus position or with her laying on her side

Gives a new meaning to 'Having the stamina of a horse'

>> No.17566386

>>17566343
In the case of a bicorn she would likely train you up to have more than enough stamina due to having a harem to take care of and in the case of regular old warrior centaurs, daily life with them would probably be great for your body too.

Nightmare can always get around the issue by taking care of things in the dream world and unicorns strike me as the type to lovingly giggle at a man's lack of stamina and cuddle him in the afterglow.

>> No.17566449

>>17566225
Why is this horsepussy hair so sexy?

>> No.17566450
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>>17565389
Medjed when?

>> No.17566464

>>17566450
Lewd.

>> No.17566470

>>17566386
>Teasing unicorn
Someones getting fisted

>> No.17566471

>>17566450
I just realized that you could get hairjobs while a girl sits on your face.

I suddenly need a kej.

>> No.17566476
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>>17566464
The ass is canonically fat.

>> No.17566503

>>17566476
Nito a cute

>> No.17566504
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>>17566470
Even if it's just light stuff?
>"ara, came so soon? it must have felt really good, ufufu~"
You wouldn't fist a poor unicorn for something like that would you?

>> No.17566511

>>17566504
Not him but I'd grab some Manticore venom to fill that horse up as payback

>> No.17566517

I want a chubby centaur with some muscle underneath to sit on my pelvis and drench my lower half in mare cum .

>> No.17566532
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17566532

Golems should have big asses and even bigger hands.

>> No.17566534

>>17566511
That's an acceptable response. Unicorns are motherly and deserve daughterus, fisting doesn't make tiny unicorns.

>> No.17566536

>>17566532
needs more dakka

>> No.17566548

>>17566532
What big hands that lava golem has.
Also in new art, more mouse porn.
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Large_Mouse11.jpg
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Large_Mouse12.jpg

>> No.17566586

>>17566536
War Golems are scary, utility Golems are where it's at.

>>17566548
That Large Mouse has a slutty haircut, and that Dormouse is adoptable levels of cute.
Kudos to the artist and the guy who commissioned them

>> No.17566614

>>17566450
>original thought based on thumbnail: Centaur version of blanket lady

I was disappointed.

>> No.17566623
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17566623

What kind of casual clothing would MG wear to send a message?

>> No.17566624

>>17566548
noice

>> No.17566627

>>17566623
>A popular item with monster girls is a cooking apron that says "Fuck the cook"

>> No.17566632

>update thread after 2 hours
>18 new posts
Haha damn.

>> No.17566638
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>>17566623
Something like this.
>>17566632
This has been the case for almost two years at this time of day. It's the time where people usually posted liches with "ded" and conversation only picked up if someone was alp shitposting.

>> No.17566646

>>17566632
It's the dead timezone, how new are you

>> No.17566654

>>17566638
>Anal 4"
>Vagina 6"
Is that circumference, diameter, or depth?

>> No.17566663

>>17566654
I think it's more of a "you must be this tall to ride" sort of thing.
Monster girl clothing would probably leave that part out since various potions and mamono mana can fix that anyway.

>> No.17566671

>>17566663
Ah, I see. I can see MGs custom making shirts with a line on it somewhere, and text saying 'you must be at least this tall/short to ride' to give away their preferred height, with shorter usually being for shota chasers. Not as effective on sabbath members however for obvious reasons.

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>> No.17566678

>>17566671
Sabbath clothing could use scaled silhouettes of a man and a their race to give a good idea.

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Update on the Wock, Miia, Gazer, and Anubis pic.
More details added, it's shaping up to be really nice.

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!

>> No.17566681

>>17566678
I suppose that is one solution, the actual designs of the shirts would probably determine if they're as effective however.

>> No.17566683

>>17566680
Sweet lord my dick jusr ripped my pants.

>> No.17566699

>>17566679
A lot of waifus there, group pictures are always cute.
>>17566681
Familiars and Baphos would probably have better luck by dressing conservatively and trying to pull the innocent act while being tempting.

God help the poor man who ends up looking down at a Baphomet who's smiling sweetly at him while she wears a school uniform and randoseru, passively leaking her mana to tempt him to rape her.

>> No.17566708

>>17566699
If that man headpats that Bapho, he's already lost.

>> No.17566726

>>17566679
>Anubis is part of the group now
>Not Kobold though
Kek

>> No.17566734

>>17566726
While KDF isn't the worst person in the world, he wouldn't really fall under what we would call a "waifufag"

>> No.17566741

>>17566734
No offense, but how do you define a waifufag? I mean KDF seems super autistic about his kobolds.

>> No.17566754

>>17566734
Sorry but how?

>> No.17566756

>>17566741
Plurality like that is the key reason.

>> No.17566758

>>17566708
There's many ways he could instantly lose, headpatting is one of them.

She could also seal his fate by tugging on his shirt and asking him to help her because she's lost. The moment he takes her hand to show her the way it's all over.
Baphos are crafty goats.

>> No.17566759

>>17566699
>loli jabberwock schoolgirl gets you to bring her to your house
>she gets bored waiting for you to make the first move, strips down to her underwear and asks you if you're going to molest her already

>> No.17566760

>>17566741
You get crossed off that list if you go with the bigamy or more route. Haremfagging is frowned upon and hated in waifufags groups from what I've heard.

>> No.17566765

>>17566758
Truly a cunning predator.
>>17566759
This is just cute however, but an equally effective strategy.

>> No.17566769

>>17566765
Anon you spelled cunny wrong.

>> No.17566778

>>17566760
>KDF can't even do waifufagging right
Ultra kek.

>> No.17566780

>>17566741
Polyfaggotry is pretty heavily frowned on in every waifufag place, especially daughteru fuckers. Hell KDF would be instabanned most places as soon as the daughteru stuff came out.

On a personal note, it's all about being faithful and devoting yourself to one thing.

>> No.17566798

>>17566778
Yeah. There are a few real waifufags here, but he isn't really considered one.

>> No.17566802

>>17566759
Wocks are lewd.

>> No.17566808

>>17566759
The urge to cockslap her would be too great. Would not resist destroying her asshole and making it hard to walk.

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>>17566765
>Truly a cunning predator.
The moment she snared him she would still be smiling cutely but on the inside she would be grinning like a old hunter who just lured a beast into his trap.
It's a trap I'd gladly fall for though.

>> No.17566852

>>17566586
Got plans for a War Golem to cameo in a story I'm writing. Scary is definitely what I'm going for.

>> No.17566853

>>17566765
She's the cunning predator and I'm the cunny's prey.

>> No.17566854

>>17566623
Nothing at all

>> No.17566884

>>17566765
>Truly a cunny predator
FTFY

>> No.17566885
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Flat girls are truly the best.

>> No.17566886

>>17566853
>>17566884
Kill yourselves downies.

>> No.17566903

>KDF isn't a waifufag because of his daughteru
seems a bit harsh imo.

>> No.17566907

>>17566903
He should be treated even more harshly.

>> No.17566913

>>17566907
Dude lay off him this shit had gotten out of hand

>> No.17566916

>>17566903
A waifufag loves his waifu and his waifu only. Sure, they can have a daughteru but loving her like a woman doesn't make you a waifufag.

>> No.17566918

>>17566907
KDF is a decent guy all degenerate fetishes and past mistakes aside. Give the poor fucker a break for once.

>> No.17566920

>>17566886
Oh, you're back!
You missed some cunny posters yesterday, so i thought something happened.

>> No.17566921

>>17566918
>degenerate fetishes
It's his damn right to be turned on by whatever the hell he pleases

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>>17566886

>> No.17566927

>>17566903
Some waifufags are super autistic and act like it's some exclusive gentleman's club.
No surprise that a lot of communities focused on waifus come across like a dick measuring contest over who's the most dedicated.

>> No.17566930

>>17566927
That one monster musume cosplayer made a life sized spider half
Wish I saw waifufags bit that much efforts onto things

>> No.17566933

>>17566930
if they did the portals would have been opened already

>> No.17566935

>>17566927
>an accolade generally defined by dedication to one girl despite all alternatives tends to be restricted to those dedicated to one girl
What a shocking revelation.

>> No.17566944

>KDF a good boy he dindu nuffin

>> No.17566946

>>17566944
He's made mistakes and has weird fetishes, that's for sure. All I'm saying is he seems just as dedicated as the "exclusive" waifufags if not more.

>> No.17566956

>>17566679
What I want to know is which of the like 5 Anubisfags' waifu is this?

>> No.17566959

>>17566946
This.

>> No.17566962

>>17566802
>Wocks are lewd
They just know how age gap dating works.

>> No.17566964
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I want to ask an ancient Lich what the most important thing she has ever learn in her life is.

>> No.17566967

>>17566946
>He's made some mistakes but he wuz goin' to church wuz gettin' his life back on track
Also waifufagging and bigamy are mutually exclusive.

>> No.17566970

Monster girls make me sad

>> No.17566972

>>17566956
The one that did those sookmo pics.

>> No.17566988

>>17566967
If a man was married to a woman and they had regular threesomes with another woman, the first one would still be his wife.

Seems pretty autistic to me.

>> No.17566991

>>17566988
His daughteru is hardly another woman though she's like a second mini-waifu.

>> No.17566994

>>17566988
>reeee let KDF into your secret club meanies if
If you are not satisfied with one woman then you have not found your waifu

>> No.17566997

>>17566994
>If you are not satisfied with one woman then you have not found your waifu
That's bona fide bullshit.

>> No.17567003

>>17566997
>>If you are not satisfied with one man then you have not found your husbando
>That's bona fide bullshit.

>> No.17567005

>>17566997
Not really anon, i think most people would agree that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

>> No.17567017

>>17566994
What it's a kitsune doing that clone magic thing?

>> No.17567021

>>17567003
In a bigamy/harem scenario this has no significance.

>> No.17567022

>>17566994
This isn't really about KDF for me, I'll always take a chance to take a swing at parts of the waifu community.

>> No.17567023

>>17567017
Magic identical clones that fuse back together are obviously different to bigamy.

>> No.17567030

>>17567003
Go away tumblr.

>> No.17567034

fight
fight
fight

>> No.17567048

You guys know it's his actual irl dogs right
Like that knowledge hasn't been forgotten over the years I hope

>> No.17567051

>>17566956
Frosticle.

>> No.17567059

>>17567048
KDF doesn't have any real dogs, does he?

>> No.17567070

>>17567034
kiss
kiss
kiss

>> No.17567082

>>17567048
I don't like getting involved in this type of discussion anon, but the only pet I have is a cat.

>> No.17567093

>>17567082
See? He's not devoted enough.

>> No.17567098

>>17567082
I bet you put catnip on your dick and imagine it's your waifu giving you a paw job.

>> No.17567117

>>17567093
Not him but bestiality is not the way to get a waifu.

>> No.17567121

>>17567098
That's really messed up anon, bestiality is not the answer. Plus that'd be cheating and that's no good at all.

>> No.17567125

>>17567022
Waifufag communities are often full of insufferable pricks, but that doesn't mean you can throw standards out the window. Saying no to bigamy is a pretty reasonable standard, all things considered.

>> No.17567156

>>17567125
I feel like there's a difference between regular bigamy and incestual bigamy.

>> No.17567163

>>17567156
True. There might be some leeway if the two females share some intimacy, but I still don't know.

>> No.17567165

>>17567125
I guess
But purist are setting the bar higher and higher that some are starting to question what's the point

>> No.17567290

>>17567125
I don't think I've actually ever run into a "waifufag community" honestly. Though it's not like I've really gone looking for them.
Most waifu shit out there is actually just girl-of-the-month fap bait.

t. waifufag

>> No.17567296

>>17567156
For me, incestual bigamy is the worst of the two. You go years upon years with your wife, just you and her. Then a couple decades down the road, your daughter gets involved. It's almost as if she steals you away from your wife, as she no longer has a monogamous marriage with you, ripping it all away. Not to mention, you're depriving your daughter from having a normal childhood and life. She would be better off finding a guy her age who give her the undivided affection she deserves. With standard bigamy, the chances are, especially in the MGE setting, you're going to acquire all your wives at once as there are species that attack in groups, khepris, p'orcs, and so on, so you really don't rip that monogamous marriage away from any of them. Still, it's shitty. The girls definitely get the short end of the stick.

>> No.17567301

>>17567290
Consider yourself lucky, it's just drama piled onto drama.

>> No.17567313

You know who never gets talked about? Kappas

>> No.17567325

>>17567296
See, this mentality is a little offputting to me. As long as the girls har just as enthusiastic about being with each other as they are with you, then everything would be perfectly fine. I know that's a little into /u/ territory, but whatever.

>> No.17567336

>>17566679
Artist?

>> No.17567341

>>17567325
This. I'd only take a second wife if my first one was as enthusiastic about her as I was.

>> No.17567362

Is there anything we can talk about that isn't hating KDF?

>> No.17567364

>>17567362
But I don't hate KDF.

>> No.17567376
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>familiar maid who has to stretch and stand on stools to reach high shelves and counter tops
>pouts and tells you to let her work if you try to lift her to help
I need this in my life.
>>17567362
Post monster girls.

>> No.17567378

How did you and your waifu? What did she do to make you fall in love anon?

>> No.17567383

>>17567364
Why not!?

>> No.17567393

>>17567383
He's a nice dude and I like his fetishes.

>> No.17567408

>>17567325
Everyone being okay and happy with it doesn't make it fine.

>> No.17567414

>>17567408
I mean, yes it does.

>> No.17567428

>>17567325
>>17567341
This is why bicorns are olev for me.

>> No.17567431

>>17567408
>Everyone being satisfied doesn't mean they are satisfied

>> No.17567432

>>17567414
See some other fetishes.

>> No.17567436
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17567436

I want to get hit. Then I want her to kiss me and be claimed as her husband immediately after she hits me.

>> No.17567439

>>17567362
You could hate Beast or one of the oldfags. That's a good pastime.

>> No.17567442

>>17567436
Hitting is worse than bigamy.

>> No.17567445

>>17567408
That's stupid anon, you're stupid.

>> No.17567459

>>17567442
I like a little pain though

>> No.17567462

>>17567378
That whole Florence Nightingale thing. I was sick, and she took care of me.

>> No.17567466
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>>17567408
Shirou please go.

>> No.17567474

>>17567466
That boy ain't right.

>> No.17567476

>>17567442
It isn't.

>> No.17567507

>>17567474
So he's correct?

>> No.17567519

>>17567462
http://i.imgur.com/s3E9GIN.jpg
Nightingale, you say?

>> No.17567534

I would summon and sign a contract with a succ just for a hug.

>> No.17567541

I want to cum all over a loli familiar's paws and then force her to lick it off in front of me.

>> No.17567590

>>17567534
>just for a hug
She'll find a clause buried deep in the contract to legally switch with a Yeti and run away in reality, she wants to help her lonely Yeti friend find a partner and she put that clause in there to do just that

>> No.17567623
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17567623

We mainstream now.

>> No.17567641

>>17567623
please tell me thats not real.

>> No.17567644

>>17567641
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Vampirina

The truth is pain. Also her dog is ugly as fuck

>> No.17567645

>>17567623
Kinda weird how they try to make kids more accepting of migrants by comparing them to blood sucking monsters...

>> No.17567649

>no big brown tropical harpy who smells like pina colada because of monmana

>> No.17567654

>>17567623
delet

>> No.17567659

>>17567649
Does she also like getting caught in the rain?

>> No.17567668

>>17567623

I mean it's probably more prevalent now thanks to the internet but stuff like Scooby Doo's Ghoul School has been around a long time.

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>>17567462
>now
What did you mean by that?

>> No.17567678
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>>17567674
We can go back even further.

>> No.17567679

>>17567674
cheap animation for cheap dolls

>> No.17567732

>>17567659
Yes.
And making love at midnight.

>> No.17567735

>>17567590
maybe she would be jealous then

>> No.17567741

>>17567649
not sure what this is a reference to

>> No.17567800
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17567800

Reminder to molest Charon every time she makes a shitty joke or pun.

>> No.17567807

>>17567800
I want a Charon-chan lookalike Dullahan!

>> No.17567814

>>17567800
who?

>> No.17567843
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17567843

>>17567814
A ghostly ferrywoman who thinks she's funny.

>> No.17567853

How long does Beast take to right?
I want to read more roulette.

>> No.17567855

>>17567853
>right
Pls stop plugging yourself, Beast.

>> No.17567859

>>17567855
I am not Beast.

>> No.17567860

>>17567800
Charon a cute, I'd kiss her every time she made a shitty pun because I love them.

>> No.17567862

>>17567853
>Betrayed by his own grammarly

>> No.17567863

>>17567860
You know she'd just step it up to get all those kisses and the puns would get even worse, right?

>> No.17567867

>>17567855
Fuck off
A single mistake does not make someone Beast.

>> No.17567876
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17567876

>>17567860
>>17567863
Even if her puns consist solely of stupid sexual euphemism?

>> No.17567879

>>17566680
She's looking a little flustered, or can fire Dragons have pink skin?

>> No.17567884

>>17567855
Beast isn't one for shilling.
I'd like to think that someone who's already in a love/hate relationship with the thread knows better than to stir shit up.

>> No.17567890

>>17567884
>Beast isn't one for shilling.
You don't know that. I used to be a very popular writefag and I always shilled myself without anyone noticing. They actually accused me of being another writefag

>> No.17567891
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17567891

>>17567863
Worse puns? That's even better.

>> No.17567913

>>17567890
Well it's either Beast shilling or he's become such a mixed bag that anything said about his stories without a prompt is shilling.
Either way, let's ignore it and give him (you)s when he actually posts some content.

>> No.17567915

>>17567890
Machineanon or Nyanon I bet.

>> No.17567923
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17567923

I want to know this new dragon girl's name.

>> No.17567927

>>17567923
>Monster girls love you

T-Thank you, that helps

>> No.17567930

>>17566680
Balrog?

>> No.17567933

>>17567923
She looks like an alternate form for Dragon- Willmarina

>> No.17567934

>>17567923
I want to date this new dragon.

>> No.17567938

>>17567934
>dating her without even knowing her name
SLUTTY

>> No.17567942
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17567942

So what happens a female friend goes traveling and comes back to you as a dragon?

>> No.17567950

>>17567942
MERE
FEMALE
FRIEND

>> No.17567960

>>17567942
>friend

thats what they all say

>> No.17567969

>>17567942
She becomes a dragon friend and you're gay if you don't date her.

>> No.17567976

>>17567969
>dragon friend
Sounds like some sort of dragon that's friendly to a town instead of going to raid it.

>> No.17567992

>>17567976
Ryus get called dragon friend a lot.

>> No.17567999
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17567999

dumb foxes

>> No.17568003

>>17567999
Foxes are anything but dumb

>> No.17568008

>>17567999
That body right there is the best.

>> No.17568013
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>>17567992
Of course they do, they're such fun lizards to be around!

>> No.17568017

>>17567976
>small cottage village in the countryside
>once a week a terribly large, scarred, muscled and fiery eyed dragon swoops into town with a dramatic heavy landing
>but rather than raising up and demolishing the town, she springs up with a "what's up people!" and a beaming smile
>it's a festival every time she shows up, and she does tricks for the children and drinks with the adults before gathering the villagers in the town square for a word of thanks and humble accepting of modest offerings for her continued protection of the town

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>>17568008
That's a slutty body, anon. Here's the best one.

>> No.17568024

>>17567741
Nothing. I just want a really big tan tropical harpy waifu.

>> No.17568032

>>17568020
>slutty
Says you

>> No.17568034

>>17568020
No, that doesn't make the dick hard.

The best one is that one, which shows that she exercises but not to the point of getting muscles to a disgusting level. Her tits are just the right size to play with and use fully while her legs are nice and big.

>> No.17568043

>>17568017
Comfy.
I like the idea of MG guardians of small villages that both advocate for and protect the villages against roaming Monstergirls. Sorta anti-corruption types that believe people should be allowed to choose.
>Dullahan guards a town on the outskirts of an undead kingdom
>Trumpart guards a town near a mirror to Wonderland
>Paladin Sea Bishop defends a coastal town
>Mindflayer protects a town near a recently fallen meteor from the void
>Ronin Ochimusha defends a town in the Zipangu hills

>> No.17568074

>>17568043
How much for that Flayer? I have a need

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>>17568074
Flayers can be pretty qt man. I've recently grown to appreciate them. Much more than I have in the past anyway.

>> No.17568088
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17568088

I love monster nuns

>> No.17568094

>>17568084
It's the predatory and sinister aura they have, that makes me just want to squeeze one and make her an honest woman.
>>17568088
Me too. I like chaos priestesses. A nice nun Flayer and Shog to have on my arms would be excellent.

>> No.17568103

>>17568094
You understand! The fact that they could just slurp out your brains and turn you into some braindead slave, but choose not to is the best part! I've always had a weakness for girls like that, and idk what it is with flayers but for me they just take the cake when it comes to girls that i'd love to romance even if it means I might get murdered if i fuck up. Their face tentacles are also cute as hell. I'd love for them to wrap them around my head whenever i hug and kiss each and every one of them.

>> No.17568104

>>17568084
That's not a monstergirl furfaggot.

>> No.17568107

>>17568088
God damn those monster girls they can't control themselves

>> No.17568109

>>17568103
>whenever I hug her*

>> No.17568110
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I wonder what this would look like with golems?

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17568111

>>17567678
Best girl.

>> No.17568134

>>17568103
Scary heart boners are the best, anon. I want a Flayer to slowly ease her tentacles into my brain and see for herself just how much I love her as I hold her tight and impregnate her in the lotus position.

>> No.17568140

>>17568110
Was there ever another Gremlin story?

>> No.17568147

>>17568134
Same! I also want her to worry and panic whenever she changes my memories or perception, even if she has my permission! I'd love to cuddle her after every we made love and convince her that my love is genuine, and not something she forced on me.

>> No.17568150

>>17568110
Reminds me of that one scene in Negima.

>> No.17568155

>>17568147
Wow my grammar is really fucking off today, jesus christ. Gotta lay off the whiskey for a little bit.

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>> No.17568165
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17568165

I really need a yakuza/mafia monster girl with a personality like yuisis. Why are mobster girls so great?

>> No.17568166

>>17568147
I just want her to panic after shuddering in orgasm and the suddenly jerking back from the afterglow to realize I'm ahegao'd and drooling and start crying thinking she's accidentally lobotomized me, only to cry even harder with joy when it turns out having her tentacles buzz the deepest reaches of my brain just made me cum that hard.

>> No.17568170

>>17568103
It's probably safe to say we are attracted to the danger. A Mindflayer is both obviously threatening and otherworldly, so they are just the cutest.

>> No.17568171

>>17562710
Never. Not even if it was just me and them at the heat death of the universe.

>> No.17568172

>>17568110
That's really hot. I want to help a Gremlin tinker on an Automaton until her systems are overloaded with pleasure.

>> No.17568179

>>17568166
It'd be the best once she learns it ok to be herself and occasionally flay me a little bit as we fuck. I wouldn't mind sacrificing a few cells every here and there for a loving, concerned flayer wife who helps me recover from getting tentacled so hard I go unconscious. I also would want to get to the point where I fuck her silly too! I don't want to be the only one who aheago's when we fuck.

>>17568170
That might be it. Though i find the otherworldy part more attractive than the dangerous part.

>> No.17568182

>>17568172
I hope you're ready to wake up with a Gremlin cuddled up next to you and an Automaton passed out with your dick in her mouth.

>> No.17568184

>>17568172
I want the Gremlin to wear a female condom that transfers the feeling of being fucked to the automaton while she watches me pound her creator.

>> No.17568185 [DELETED] 

>It's another episode of a shit writer bitching in a circlejerk

>> No.17568193
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what outfit would you like to see your favorite monster in?

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>>17567378
I was having a discussion with the manager of a Tricoromille shop she worked in as security, she slapped me across the face. I instantly got horny and asked her to give me a another one, she complied and turned me on evern more. She got horny over me being horny about that, rather than crying like a bitch, like everyone else she gets rough with. We began to make out, had hot sex and got married.

>> No.17568197

>>17568193
Dress shirt and pencil skirt.

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>>17568179
>i find the otherworldy part more attractive than the dangerous part.
That's it, man.

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>>17568193
I already did

>> No.17568215

>>17568184
>"Ah! Anh! How's it feel? It's great isn't it? You might be tall but I based your pussy off mine so he's really stretching it isn't he? If you stop being such a troublemaker I'll let you taste it directly! I'll even let you have him cum inside!"

>> No.17568219

>>17568193
thigh-high stockings, high heels, large and wide-brimmed wizard hat

>> No.17568221

>>17568204
I also don't like the idea of becoming a squid-kid. But its pretty easy to just headcannon that little tid-bit out. After all, the most important part of any fantasy is that you enjoy it right?

>> No.17568229 [DELETED] 

>>17568221
that's true anon
isn't gonna save you from a shitstorm if you post headcanon

>> No.17568232

>>17568193
Sling Bikini.

>> No.17568234 [DELETED] 

>>17568185
Who?
This threads been' pretty chill.

>> No.17568235 [DELETED] 

>>17568229
Ay, but thats why I don't post my opinions often here.

>> No.17568242 [DELETED] 

>>17568235
That's because this place is dogshit.

>> No.17568243

>>17568193
Cargo pants and vest

>> No.17568250 [DELETED] 

>>17568242
Sometimes, not all the time though! When people aren't focused on dealing with the latest shitposting sometimes you can have decent convos or see decent ideas/greentexts.

>> No.17568253

>>17568221
Meh, I personally have never seen what the big deal was anyway. Plenty of things can shapeshift in the setting already.

>> No.17568254 [DELETED] 

>>17568250
>Sometimes
All the fucking time.

>> No.17568258 [DELETED] 

>>17568185
What?

>> No.17568260 [DELETED] 

>>17568242
not as dogshit as most MG image boards

>> No.17568262 [DELETED] 

>>17568253
I feel ya m8. There are buncha different strokes for different yokes. I'd totally try hundreds of different wonderland drugs/other concoctions from black mages and shit, but a bunch of other anons would avoid that shit like the plague. Doesn't mean that my tastes or worse or not, so long as everyone has a good time!

>>17568254
It does feel like that sometimes, but again, thats why I don't post often.

Also i got the same fucking captcha of a black car in the bottom left corner four times in a row. Fuckin ell.

>>17568260
True as well. I may find some people here annoying ,but its better than finding every single poster in a board annoying!

>> No.17568264 [DELETED] 

>>17568260
Yes it is. Everything here can spark an argument.

>> No.17568270 [DELETED] 

>>17568264
>not AS dogshit
learn to read

>> No.17568280 [DELETED] 

>>17568270
It IS as dogshit as the others, if not more.

>> No.17568282 [DELETED] 

Don't respond to it.

>> No.17568284 [DELETED] 

>>17568280
you haven't been on the others then cuz most are leagues behind the quality of this board.
and that's like saying they smell worse then a septic tank

>> No.17568312
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How about we talk about shirohebi?
Ye haven't had much talk about yan snake for quite some time.

I had this idea of a shirohebi getting attached to a man and trying to track him down despite her lack of knowing English and people skills

>> No.17568317

>>17568312
They're pretty boring, IMO.

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Is it too fan fictionish to imagine an alt universe where kuro was born as a baphomet?

Either way I don't care, she's way too hot.

>> No.17568332

>>17568317
You're boring. They're second best snakes.

>> No.17568342

>>17568312
>shirohebi asking about her beloved in broken english.
Fun idea.

>> No.17568344

>>17568312
Yan snakes changing their hair color and clothes to approach their target

>> No.17568347

>>17568332
Well you're entitled to your opinion, but I'd never consider doing OC outside of maybe a greentext of one in the shitpost context. Basilisks and Medusae are just personally more interesting but you know what. It's fine, because there's different tastes for different people.

>> No.17568352
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Would you buy?

>> No.17568354

>>17568328
isn';t she like a homunculus or something?

>> No.17568359

>>17568354
Deeper. She's a card wearing the reflection of a homunculus.

>> No.17568360

>>17568352
Does he actually take her?

>> No.17568369

>>17568359
I dont really bother to follow all the convulted stuff from fate,
but she isn't human right?

>> No.17568372

>>17568360
Sadly no, he outright turns her down over "cute" abless girls.

>> No.17568373

>>17568352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWNCoTkgE4

>> No.17568378

>>17568372
*absless.

>> No.17568379

>>17568372
What a fag

>> No.17568385

>>17568369
based on what I told you, does she sound human to you?

>> No.17568389

>>17568354
Technically, typemoon wiki classes her as a human but she's Illya's sealed memories forming a second personality and leaking, being given a body due to magic bullshit.
A bapho version of her, or even a baphomet with a similar personality and appearance would be instant wife material for me though. Nasu's a hack writer but the girls in his work are always so cute.

>> No.17568391
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17568391

Dragons are one thing.
But what about the legendary ones you have to clime to the summit of great mountains just to meet?

>> No.17568398

Did Latenight's imgur gallery get deleted?
It's gone for me.

>> No.17568403

>>17568398
He said he was tired of drawing MGs and decided to leave the community. RIP

>> No.17568404

>>17568398
that silly guy deleted it on accident. status pending

>> No.17568405

>>17568398
He deleted it by accident and is making a new one

>> No.17568408
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>>17568379
Yeah, he even states something like "I dont care about her fighting abilities, I just want her to be cute."

"cute" of course being, without muscle.

>> No.17568412

>>17568312
>yan snake
They arent yan tho

>> No.17568414

>>17568398
>>17568404
>>17568405
He's got a new one up already: https://imgur.com/a/Le3Vc

>> No.17568418

>>17568398
He pulled a .less.

>> No.17568419

>>17568414
Thanks anon

>> No.17568424

>>17568412
Not really no, but they are more clingy and jealous when compared to the other lamia.

>> No.17568426

>>17568403
Didn't some guy actually do that?

>> No.17568428

>>17568418
What did .less do?

>> No.17568430

>>17568391
>Entire regions fear the legendary dragon of legends who resides at the summit.
>Meanwhile, Miss Lengendary is lonely
>"How come nobody visits me?"

>> No.17568433

So what soubds better.
>satyros drunk sex
Or
>oni drunk sex

>> No.17568437

>>17568433
Sounds*
Fuck

>> No.17568438

>>17568433
>satyros drunk sex
Way better. Those horns were made be be grabbed during a drunk blowjob.

>> No.17568441

>>17568433
I have to go with the former, if only for the delightful sounds of her bleating mid-coitus.

>>17568437
>Fuck Sounds
Also fun.

>> No.17568446
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17568446

Love your daughters.

>> No.17568449

>>17568430
I would like to see a CC dragon finally get a visitor
Eithe she will pull the poweful and gracefull act
Or she will have bed hair and be in her underwear due to lazing about all day.

>> No.17568458
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>>17568446
Forever and always.

>> No.17568472

>>17568428
Ages ago he got drunk and accidentally deleted his tumblr gallery.
>>17568433
Satyros, imagine it being more lovey dovey and less intense.

>> No.17568485

>>17568446
I am undeserving of a waifu or daughteru.

>> No.17568521
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>>17568354
She's a filthy Faker.

>> No.17568524

>>17568352
Wow, she's a big girl isn't she?

>> No.17568531

>>17568524
uuuu

>> No.17568533
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Reminder to not attack Monster Girls that are several levels above you.

>> No.17568537

>>17567969
>>17567992
>dragon friend
Sugoi!

>> No.17568538

>>17568408
She may seem stoic but inside her heart is breaking because no one finds her cute.

>> No.17568544

>>17568538
You'd need to be patient with her. She's a proud Dragonewt Warrior, not a slave to some Human.

>> No.17568552

>Being a young Amazon, living day after day learning the arts of war and human boy husbandry
>Most of your instructors are women, but there's one exception
>Your weapons teacher is a human man unlike any you'd seen before, not that the house-husbands of the village are much to go by
>His back is massive, with powerfully knotted muscles on his arms and legs with a barrel chest. A mane of black and silver hair tied into a large ponytail, with a matching beard.
>His eyes weary and sad, but full of knowledge
>According to your mother, he's one of the Myrmidons, but she clams up when you press it into her
"Your form's off."
>There's the pain of his wooden pole smacking into your thigh
"Don't think, watch my movements and counter-react."
>Smack, smack smack. You're getting more frustrated as the lesson goes on. He's reading you like an open book.
>Your mother is shaking her head with disappointment. How can you be expected to find your own husband if you can't even take down an old man?
>Let out an inarticulate yell, aiming right for his groin as you swing upwards. To hell with honor!
"ENOUGH!"
>His fist is clenched as he backhands you into the dirt, drawing blood from your lips, the yard suddenly silent as the gravity of what just happened sinks in. A man had... struck a woman...
>The fire dims from his eyes as he helps you to your feet, wiping away the caking blood. That familiar distance and sadness in those deep brown pools
>You never realized how much he smelled like an animal, the scars on his chest of three lines making you imagine the beast that gave them to him
"Enough for today, go clean up and let your mothers know to help you with your swordsmanship."
>As your mother is worrying about you fighting dirty, you notice there's no daughter or wife for your teacher, just the animal pelts draped around his back and midriff
>How utterly strange, a man-folk who's completely alone in your village

>> No.17568555

>>17568408
mario?

>> No.17568567

>>17568552
Do you really need to force it into the only role reversal mg society?

>> No.17568573

>>17568521
I'd get filthy with her alright.

>> No.17568592

>>17568544
Nah, unlike tsundere muscleless knight. Im pretty sure she would be eager and overjoyed to get sexual with mastah.

Imagine all those buyers passing her over not being "cutie". Then you finally buy her and she finds out that you want her not as a warrior, but as a woman and wife and that to you all "cuties" are worthless compared to her.

>> No.17568596

>>17568552
Is he wearing the skin of his wife and child? Pretty fucked up dude.

>> No.17568602

>>17568596
They're just animal pelts. It was gonna be an attempt at a healing story but fuck it.

>> No.17568615

>>17568592
Then at night she pushes you into your bed and declares she's going to give you strong daughters.

>> No.17568622

>>17568615
>please... be gentle.

>> No.17568632

>>17568615
Only if she whispers to my ear she is going to protect me and declare herself as my bodyguard.

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>>17568163
Might I be able to trouble you for the source of this?

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>> No.17568680

>>17568674
Don't know it and even if I did i'm a stingy, whiny cunt.

>> No.17568688

>>17568674
>master1200
>>17568679
You're late to the party.

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>tfw there are very few multi-arm girls
Four arms are way better than just two.

>> No.17568766

>>17568762
I want to kiss their cheeks.

>> No.17568780

At an impasse as to what to write since it mostly involves monsterization

>> No.17568781
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I wanna marry the noble hoarse
That is all

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>>17568762
Six arms are better than four!

>> No.17568789

>>17568783
Back!
Back to the Retconnian with you!

>> No.17568790

>>17568781
She's a huge perv though

>> No.17568792 [DELETED] 

>>17568781
Literally the product of cuckoldry.

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>>17568790
That's the best kind of noble
You only fan the flames of my desire

>> No.17568816

>>17568790
Chivalrous perverts are the best kind.
It's what I'd want in a centaur, ochi, or kunoichi.

>> No.17568817

Can Wyverns be prismatic? I want a big shiny rainbow waifu.

>> No.17568820

>>17568781
stay the course
marry the horse

>> No.17568829

>>17568816
My fucking nigga
It's why she's absolute best
>>17568820
Thank you sir
I'll do it for her

>> No.17568831
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>when you call a pineapple cute

>> No.17568832 [DELETED] 

>>17568792
Does it even still count of her 'husband' is a shitty monsterboy? Because I don't think it does.

>> No.17568838

>>17568816
>that everyday outward prudeness that just melts away instantly the second you indicate any sort of advance towards her leaving her practically ripping her clothes open for her lord to use, facial expression elated and begging with her eyes to be used and ravaged by him
It's a sublime, serene thing

>> No.17568851

>>17568831
My waifu makes cute sounds when I use a pineapple!

>> No.17568854
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>>17568781
I want to be saved by the friendly reindeer

>> No.17568855
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>>17568851
Wait a minute

>> No.17568859

>>17568851
>when I use a pineapple
w-what?

>> No.17568863

>>17568781
Stay faithful to her anon!

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>>17568863
Four years running anon.

>> No.17568875

Like ogres are like onions, Dragon girls are like pineapples. Beautiful yet prickly on the outside, sweet and golden on the inside.

>> No.17568880

>>17568875
I like it, anon.

>> No.17568902

>>17568874
its already been that long?

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>> No.17568918

>>17568902
That's the earliest I saw her, first year of EMG being published.

>> No.17568955

>>17568875
>tfw no green oni-on gf to tease with shrek jokes

>> No.17568961

>>17568829
Yep.
Nothing better than her carrying you on her back and getting all hot and bothered when she imagines all the thing she could do with you.

>>17568838
That she is.

>> No.17568962

>>17568446
physically

>> No.17568968

>>17568855
>>17568859
She's a Werebat!
She loves pineapple<3

What did you think I meant?

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>>17568446
All of them?

>> No.17568976

>>17568955
>green oni
>shrek

Literally MGE Ogre

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>>17568968
><3

>> No.17568983

>>17568961
I bet parading through town while riding her in full regalia leaves her a soaking moist mess underneath all of her armor as she thinks of how noble and regal the two of you must look together.
She'd be in immense heat the second you get any alone time and need you to at least use her breasts to your heart's content at the VERY least.

>> No.17568999

>>17568983
You know it.

She'd want you to use every bit of her.

Filling her up till she's as filled with your seed as her heart is filled with loyalty

>> No.17569018

>>17568999
So overflowing? Full to bursting? I'd accept happily.
Long adventures across the land with her must take quite a bite longer than for most, as extra time must be spent every night satisfying our urges, requiring extra sleep time to recover.

>> No.17569023

>>17568905
That's a plump reptile.

>> No.17569026

>>17569018
You can either satiate her each evening or hold off until the quest is done, although you may end up doing a month long sex marathon with her

>> No.17569027

>>17568972
Every last one.

>> No.17569036

>>17568905
I want to hold her hand. Both of them.

>> No.17569038

>>17568979
My waifu is super cute when I feed her fruit, and pineapples are her favorite. She also likes melons.

She's awfully shy when the lights are on, so I like giving her pieces of fruit to suck on so she will be less nervous.

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>>17569026
>Month long quest into the wildlands with Noble/pervert centaur wife
>Abstain from sex the whole time as the mission is of utmost importance
>When marching back into town to the cheers and adoration of the populace, they notice she's positively weak in the needs and staggering to walk forward, looking immensely strained
>They all applaud her thinking that she must have fought so hard as to nearly collapse to complete the quest
>In reality she's so horny her womb is throbbing painfully and under her helmet she's literally frothing at the bit to jump her husband immediately upon the quest's official end

>> No.17569048

>>17569039
She will pin you down and milk you till she, quite literally, cannot hold anymore.

>> No.17569061
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17569061

A little sketch commission of my waifu finished today! It's just of what I've imagined her looking like on our wedding day!

>> No.17569063

>>17569048
I'd expect no less from my passionate, noble wife.

>> No.17569064

>>17569061
She's got a booger

>> No.17569065

>>17569063
It's all fun and games till she's pregnant with five kids.

>> No.17569066

>>17568979
Cut him a bit of a break anon. Seems like he's totally under his Waifu's spell.

>> No.17569070

>>17569061
The enticement of exposed shoulders.

>> No.17569072

>>17569061
Wedding gown pictures are always great to see.

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>>17569065

>> No.17569075

>>17569065
You fool, you FOOL! That's exactly what I want!
>>17569074
Perfection!

>> No.17569078

>>17569027
That's a lot of meat for so many growing Wendigos, we'd have to clean out the local butcher every week

>> No.17569079

>>17569074
Cute.

>>17569075
Despite what she may say, adventuring isn't possible with that many daughterus in her.

>> No.17569082

>>17569079
Then I would transition into making her life as comfortable as humanly and magically possible. In any way that I can. Only the best to bring her comfort.

>> No.17569085

>>17569082
Well, I guess your life is keeping her pregnant so you can have many strong heirs for he clan.

Good thing you get rich as fuck as a successful adventurer.

>> No.17569089
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How would a dragon respond to a guy showing up in full hunter gear on her mountain?

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>>17569072
I agree. There's something so nice about seeing a girl on one of the most special days of her life.

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>>17569085
>Rich nobleman in a big chateau with a loving Cerea wife to dote on and be doted on by, have and hold and just be together, and a dozen children to carry on our legacy
The word comfy means something different for everyone. This is what it means for me.

>> No.17569107

>>17569095
That it would be.
Noblewomen worth impregnating a great many times.

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>>17568193
Firefighter outfit

>> No.17569128

>>17569089
Lots of roaring, explosions, and map-covering AoE attacks. Hunters are known to like it rough.

>> No.17569129

>>17569111
My goal would be to get a shortstack helllhound heavily pregnant

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>>17568193
Some ornate, extremely skimpy armor that somehow provides better protection than full plate mail.

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>>17569129
I'd prefer a pear.

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>>17569128
I want a masochistic dragon who likes it when I break her parts

>> No.17569146

>>17569139
Nothing wrong with that.
Really good for 'hot dogging' isn't she.

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>>17569139
I prefer big and beefy

>> No.17569162

>>17569153
Wolf Pack!

>> No.17569167

>>17569153
Big and beefy is for breeding.

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>>17568193
Wedding dress, since she wasn't part of the big wedding dress commission group

>> No.17569172

>>17569082
You wouldn't do any of that because SHE DOESN'T EXIST you dumb mongoloid! Have fun.

>> No.17569177

>>17569171
Wouldn't mind seeing some mousegirls in wedding dresses either.

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>>17569140
>Elder Dragons and their mate like it rough
>Their sex is almost as rough as the old days when the dragons were actually hunted
>Now, the hunt is foreplay for them
>They still have to go to their old mountaintop battlefields to avoid excessive property damage
>Breaking away away scale and armor, viloently having their way with each other until their partner flips it around
>Eventually the 'fighting' gives way to passionate borderline hatesex
>Lots of biting, scratching, pulling, and spanking
>Once they both give out, everything's a mess
>The area has been utterly levelled, the Hunter's armor is in tatters, and several parts of the dragon have been broken off
>Then they spend a few weeks nursing each other back to health and cuddling before doing it all over again

>> No.17569181

>>17569171
wedding dress commission group?

>> No.17569193

>>17569095
Goodness! Look at those knockers!

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>>17569193
titanic ta-tas are just one of many reasons horse is best.

>> No.17569209

>>17569181
Ace commissioned a bunch of different MGs in wedding dresses https://twitter.com/raijupats

>> No.17569211

>>17569178
>Anon is working out with a friend when they ask him about the large scar across his stomach
>"Oh, that? That's from when my wife and I conceived our first daughter."
>turns around and shows two similar scars on his back
>"Twins."
>his friend is a bit concerned, but he reassures them
>"You should see my wife's. She's so proud of them, she wears clothes that show off those parts of her body."

>> No.17569213

All these horny Monstergirls around me, trying to forcefully mate with me.

And all I want to do is ride my bicycle.

>> No.17569215

Consider the following: Siberian White Horns

>> No.17569220

>>17569213
They just want to go for a ride too, anon.

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>>17569193
>>17569199
She is truly literal perfection.

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>>17569215
Those White Horns will have to be even more bundled up than normal, having a White Horn asking you questions in Russian muffled by the scarf over her mouth would be scary

>> No.17569233

>>17569199
>>17569228
Blushy Blushy

>> No.17569235

>>17569211
Just imagine the look on their daughter's face when she starts asking what all the scars are from. The old ones will have epic tales of when hunters and other dragons failed to challenge her, and then all the newer ones will just be variations on when they were fucking.
>'This one was from our honeymoon. That one was really rough. Your father was still in his prime; full of stamina, and damn did he know how to use that massive blade. And I'm not just talking about his weapon.~'
>'MOOOOM!!! Jeez, I don't need to hear this!'
>'Do you want to see the one from when we made you? Now THAT was a fun fight.'
>'EEEEWWWWW!'

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>>17569233
Best blush.
Best bust.
Best tush.

>> No.17569240

>>17569095
But wouldn't be cuter to be a humble mage married to a rich noblewoman adventurer?

>> No.17569241

>>17569237
Cerea ass is canonically the only one fat enough to get caught in doors.

>> No.17569242

>>17569231
Why are there no maple leaf White Horns?

>> No.17569245

>>17569240
How about a humble mage married to a rich noblewoman adventurer that's really a demon?

>> No.17569248

>>17569240
That's also definitely a great option.
Actually, there's a ton of combinations. Being a sneaky rogue while she's a tanky knight, being a merchant that she defends on the road, being a skilled knight along with her, being a rival that has love bloom on the battlefield with her. Its all good.
>>17569241
And ain't it just grand for it?

>> No.17569256

>>17569231
>Those White Horns will have to be even more bundled up than normal, having a White Horn asking you questions in Russian muffled by the scarf over her mouth would be scary
Imagine being hunted by a Siberian white horn. You'd get hit with a tranquilizer dart and carried off to her cabin without even seeing her.

>> No.17569258

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that jinko tummies in the solar cells and that she was not merely napping in the sun.

>> No.17569260

>>17569231
Would Siberian White Horns be extra shaggy?

>> No.17569261

>>17569140
That monster looks so fucking cute. I want to cover her in cum and make her a cum agnaktor.

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>>17569209
Oh he did pic related. I was gonna say, I would have commissioned for a Hellhound in a wedding dress.

>> No.17569276

>>17569215
The Ice Queens of that region must be extra jaded.

No man has ever got close to her in millennia.

>> No.17569277

>>17569276
Siberian Ice Queens are harder to thaw than the ice of their lands. But worth the effort

>> No.17569278

>>17569260
Of course, and they'll need lots of shampoo and brushing from you to stay looking sharp

>> No.17569284

>>17569277
You're probably right, but I'll stick to the Canadian ones.

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>>17569278
What's the point if she's just gonna ruin it when she goes out hunting?

>> No.17569297

>>17569287
She's still a /fa/ deer, anon. It doesn't matter what she's doing, she will want to look her best. Besides, leaving all that dirt and gunk in there isn't healthy.

Helping to wash her is also great bonding time.

>> No.17569303

>>17569237
I shouldn't be turned on by this, r-right?

>> No.17569305

>>17569287
Can't go hunting looking like a slob, she needs to wear her cutest parka and scarf too, she'll have so many sparkles that Pally and Cupid will be jealous!

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>>17569303
Whatever do you mean, anon?

>> No.17569336

>>17569303
Anon likes horse booty!

>> No.17569339

>>17569303
Spats are naturally sexy, multiplying in sexiness based on how big the ass squeezed into them is. And Cerea has ass for days.

>> No.17569342

>>17569303
anon, if monstergirls crossed over irl most would freak me the heck out,
I'd run in terror from a lamia or faint from a arachnid,
a centuar however would be an exception to this
I would bee line toward one and try to woo her.

>> No.17569345

>>17569303
Cerea's ass is truly magical. Accept it anon.
Ignore the haters.

>> No.17569349

>>17569303
>>17569336
>>17569339
>>17569342
>>17569345
MY FRIENDS
MY COUNTRYMEN
Cerea love~

>> No.17569358

>>17569342
And just think of the utility!
Think of the gas mileage saved!
Think of getting to casually fondle massive centaur titties on the ride home from work!

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>>17569358
The real question is, does she encourage you to do it or would she pretend that she doesn't like it?

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>>17568414
Going back through these makes me realize that I don't remember the stories for most of them. Hard to believe how many years it's been.

Anyone remember the story behind Kikki Banks?

>> No.17569369

>>17569235
Oh, I would embarrass the fuck outta my dragon daughterus by talking about my scars
>walk in on your wife telling them about her scars
>"Ah, I remember that one. That was the same night you did this."
>you pull down your collar and show some puncture wounds from when she bit you on your shoulder
>pulling up your shirt, you ask her if she remembers the scar on your left pec
>"How could I forget? That was the day your father and I first met. He wouldn't even let me run away. I...haa~ Girls, your father and I are gonna go for a hike~"
>your daughters know full well what a hike entails

>> No.17569375

>>17569365
She'd speak the second while pushing her body in such ways to indicate how much she wants the first.
To the point where her blouse would shoot off a button from her desperately pushing her chest out so much for ripe groping.
And once you start she'd lose all pretense of not enjoying it and just coo and moan as she feels her titflesh jiggle between your mashing fingers.
God damn I love this girl fuckin a

>> No.17569437

>>17569369
>Head up to your chest
>Stock up on your supplies for the trip
>First the basics: mega potions, well-done steaks, mega dash juices, armorskins, demon drugs, an ancient potion
>You pick up a shock trap for some... creative applications, as well as some large bombs
>You look through your armory, trying to pick the right weapon
>Dual blades for some frisky cat-and-mouse play, or do I bring the lance if she wants to get really rough?
>Settle on your trusty great sword
>For armor, you pick something special out
>The two of you have fought so much, you've managed to make a whole set from her parts
>You step outside to meet her
>She takes one look at you before licking her lips
>Her whole body is trembling,and she's fighting back every urge not to rip you out of that armor on the spot
>'Oooh, you naughty boy.~'
>'I thought you might like it.'
>Before you head out, there's the matter of the kids.
>You call up a guy who owes you a favor
>'Yo! Long time no ceadus, bro!'
>'Hey, I need you to watch the girls for the weekend. The wife and I are, uhh... going on a hike.'
>'You going to get some of that sweet astalos? No problem, man!'

>> No.17569472
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おねえサーバル

>> No.17569482

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64746533

More Mice!

>> No.17569491
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Dragalps!

>> No.17569494

>>17569482
Cute!
>>17569491
What about them?

>> No.17569496

>>17569472
I want to show Onee-Serval how humans tanoshii.

>> No.17569498
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>>17569494
They exist to be bullied by alraune.

>> No.17569501

>>17569472
I can't tell, is that a leopard or a fox with a fetish for spots? Regardless, god damn her titty game on point.

>> No.17569511

>>17569482
That's lewd!

>> No.17569513

>>17569501
>he doesn't know about best cat

>> No.17569514

>>17569511
>>17569494
Mice are the fuckin cutest, and the lewdest!

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Element spirits are nice.

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>>17569514
Don't you think I know that?

>> No.17569568

>>17569482
Are these your mice anon? Do they have names?

>> No.17569575

>>17568408
What is the source on this? Image search yielding chinese moonrunes.

>> No.17569576 [DELETED] 

>>17569568
[Spoiler] I feel my autism levels rise as i type this out but yes, Vellu and Dellu. Another one is in the works with the name Nel. [/spoiler]

>>17569560
I just like saying it is all m8! Glad you appreciate them as well.

>> No.17569582

>>17569576
Which one is which? Are they waifus?

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>>17569491
>>17569498
Gonna convince them that this more revealing bikini actually gives a bigger armor bonus.

>> No.17569589

>>17569568
Yes, Vellu and Dellu. Third one who hasn't been drawn yet is named Nel.

>>17569560
I'm glad you appreciate mice as well! By far my favorite family of monstergirls.

>>17569582
Yes they are waifus. Vellu is the large mouse, Dellu the dormouse. Nel is an extra-large mouse.

>> No.17569592

>>17569589
Welcome to the club anon!

>> No.17569618
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I demand elves of thickness! High, wood, dark, or corrupted, it doesn't matter. Only the meatiest, curviest of elves will do!

>> No.17569621

>>17569587
I'll get the Land of Magic to make this happen so I can lead the Magical Girl Breeding Project.

>> No.17569633

>>17569618
https://twitter.com/OptionalTypo/status/896163986961440769
Playing games with elves!

>> No.17569648

Tallpear spiders.

>> No.17569673

>>17569648
Only if it's a Nacha.

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>>17569618
You can only choose one

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>>17569683
When in doubt, always bet on black.

>> No.17569713

>>17569683
Right. Next question!

>> No.17569720

>>17569553
I'm sure an Undine won't mind if I go skinny dipping in her lake!

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>>17569707
I want a white one. I just can't live without sniffing braids and hotdogging flat butts.

>> No.17569735

>>17569553
Doromes are the best elementals, no contest. Perfect wife material. Just look at their beautiful smiles, so happy that just looking at it could cure all of r9k's depression.

>> No.17569768

>>17569735
Doromes are super cute. I just want to live in a ruined, burnt-out husk of a monastery with a Dorome'd former Paladin-chan and act out her former life's daily routine in comfy and lewd misinterpretations. This is titled Paladin → Dorome in my notes.

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>>17569727
What fun is a flat elf? Just pick out a curvy elf to plunge into, like this one. Can't you see how excited she is to have your cock?

>> No.17569779

>>17569769
Flat bodies are so very lewd. They're so bony and hard, yet fragile, like crystal glass. You really have to hold a flat Elf like a flower, a curvy Elf you can just jackhammer away at and count on her curves to cushion the blows.

>> No.17569798

>>17569575

Isekai No Skill, chapter 7.

>> No.17570049

>>17569769
>An AI gets tainted with DE and escapes into the internet. Lost and corroding, it latches on to a torrent in progress and buries itself in the code.
>It turns out that the game was a lewd Visual Novel and the AI is now lodged in the code of a super busty Elf that's meant to be a slave to the villainous MC.
>Day in and day out she's violated by a lump of code because for whatever reason the pervert who downloaded this game keeps choosing her route, which ends with her becoming the MC's personal cocksleeve.
>Eventually she grows addicted to it and craves anon's real dick and his real seed, cursing the fact that she's virtual.
>One day, the portals open fully and monstergirls spill through, corrupting human women and raping men.
>The sudden influx of Demonic Energy comes as anon's fapping to a scene where the MC forces the Elf Slave to give him her oral virginity.
>Suddenly the game crashes, but the Elf keeps moving. She's strong enough now to move outside of the game's programming and she presses up against the screen looking almost hungry.
>Before anon can react she spills through the monitor and tackles him to the ground, tearing off his pants and sucking his dick for the first dozen loads before mounting him and raping at least another dozen out of him.
>Anon ends up with an AI turned Elf Warrior "onahole" snuggling him and addicted to his affection and dick.

>> No.17570053

>>17569768
Sounds great.

>> No.17570072

>>17570049
Musky warned us about this.

>> No.17570077

I want to molest a Kikimora, but never go any further in order to see how long it takes until she snaps.

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What drink can she get you?

>> No.17570101

>>17570072
But would you be her husband anon? She's been so lonely, what with never interacting with a human properly before. And you did teach her all about lewd things with every choice you made.

>> No.17570104

>>17570099
I'll take some dragon pussy juice, directly from the source.

>> No.17570105

>>17570099
I'll have a Dragon Blood thanks.

>> No.17570110

>>17570099

I'll take a Whiskey Sour, thanks.

>> No.17570116

>>17570099
What sort of drinks do they serve in Dragonia anyway?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP5uMUMlEM4

>> No.17570151

>>17570140
>That backboob
>That ass
So is she some sort of turbo busty Undead that uses Demonic Silver weapons to paralyze her victims for other undead girls while hunting down the boy she wants for herself?
Would she demand you call her "Mommy" as she rapes you?

>> No.17570153

>>17570151
That's it, she prefers strapping young camp counselors. Setting all sorts of traps to ensnare them and make them easy prey.

Make sure you stay out of the shack she lives in though, the one where she keeps her deceased dad and the sweater he wore.

>> No.17570156

>>17570072
>Warn
That would imply there's something bad about this.

>> No.17570164

>>17570116
Their daily special would make you pass out from the sheer strength of the drink. You'll likely wake up on some Dragon's lap hours later.

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>>17570151
The best part of her being Undead is that you can defend yourself with real weapons, stab her with knives, hit her with a baseball bat, shoot her with a gun, but she'll keep coming back.

To her, all that is foreplay, it turns her on when her victims play hard to get.

>> No.17570171

>>17570153
>"I see you found my little shrine anon. That sweater and that skull are all I have left of dear old dad."
>"Humans are so frail anon, so fleeting. That's why we're not leaving my room until I'm pregnang. We're not leaving until you're an incubus. I won't lose you anon. Not ever. You're mine and you'll be mine forever."
>"Lay back sweetie. Just lay back and let me guide you into eternity with my Tight. Wet. Cunt."

>> No.17570173

>>17570099
What happens when you tip the wurm?

>> No.17570179

>>17570173
The Wurm gives you a kiss!

>> No.17570189

>>17570167
>Anon tries to stab her in the side with a knife.
>She just moans while pulling it out as her flesh instantly begins to mend.
>Anon shoots her with a shotgun.
>She groans and bites her lip beneath her mask.
>Anon lures her into a toolshack full of fuel and chucks a lighter in as he jumps out the window, burning the shack to the ground with her inside.
>She just strolls out, her skin immaculate and her clothes burned off, grabbing him from behind as he tries to catch his breath.
>"Y'know cutie, if you wanted my clothes off..."
>Anon is frozen in terror as he feels a pair of stiff nipples pressing against his back attached to two massive funbags
>"All you had to do was ask~"
And then anon was forced to flood Jasmine-chan's holes with cum.

>> No.17570217

>>17570189
Poor Anon, all he wanted to do is be a camp counselor for the summer. Instead he ends up having sex with an Undead serial killer in a hockey mask.

>> No.17570245

>>17570179
>paying for kisses

Wurms are SLLLLLUUUUUUTTTTSSSS

>> No.17570251

>>17570245
They're impulsive creatures, a man gives them treasure to add to their hoard, and they want to show affection because of it.

>> No.17570343

>>17569339
>And Cerea has ass for days.
Well her her ass is literally a horse's ass. Says much about your sexuality, frankly.

>> No.17570367

>>17570217
Is she really a serial killer if she just leaves men in a puddle of their own leaking spirit energy for other Monsters?
I mean, c'mon anon. Wouldn't you want her to ravage you with those tits? Or maybe bend over and let you "stab" her ass with your dick?

>> No.17570429

>>17570367
>she just leaves men in a puddle of their own leaking spirit energy
She's a SLUT!
I'd only go for pure, yandere killers and ghosts.

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>>17570429
Well, there are some that died never even knowing what it was like to be asked on a date.

>> No.17570457

>>17570448
Those are my dream girls. I'd literally die to be together with a nice, cute Wisp.

>> No.17570469

>>17570429
>government organizes a task force of virgin boys to keep their eyes on brutal or tragic deaths, to stake out the scene and be the first to react when a 'murderous' spirit manifests itself turning a serial spree into an isolated and single husbanding

>> No.17570470

>>17570457
>I'd literally die to be together with a nice, cute Wisp
Well, that's good. It's the usual method.

>> No.17570489

>>17570469
They call them the Spectral Virgin Unit. DUNDUN

>> No.17570509

>>17570470
I wonder how she'd kill me. Maybe she could suck my soul straight out of me, pulling it out through my eyes and mouth as a glowing wisp. That's be amazing.

>> No.17570530

>>17570509
She'd probably do it the same way she did it to herself. What method she used is the question.

>> No.17570542

>>17570530
Auto erotic asphyxiation

>> No.17570623

Remember to eat out mint alraunes if you want to feel refreshed.

>> No.17570660

>>17570623
But I hate the taste of mint.

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>>17570189
The idea of her getting turned on by fighting back is hilarious.

>> No.17570730

>>17570623
>mint alrune
I have washed with mint soap once before and I can tell you DO NOT want any of that near your junk.

>> No.17570790

>>17570623
Can I just jam my tongue in an Elf's ass, instead?

>> No.17570794

>>17570790
Despite what they tell you, elves poop too until they've been monsterized.

>> No.17570800

>>17570790
>>17570794
shit taste ma dude

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Hockey Night in Canada, brought to you by Molson and White Horn Outerwear, makers of the finest cold weather gear

>> No.17570805 [DELETED] 

>>17570790
Elf ass tastes like poop, anon.
You should jam your tongue in a Wight ass.

>> No.17570811

>>17570805
any undead will do realy

>> No.17570814

>>17570805
>>17570811
All these years and you still don't know that undead elves are always the answer

>> No.17570819

>>17570814
i said any undead, didn't i?

>> No.17570822 [DELETED] 

>>17570811
Zombutt might have all sorts of mold growing in there and Lich butt will be so dusty you'd choke if you tried it. Wights are so high-class that they'll make sure to keep their anus nice and dusted.

This is also why Wights are the best buttsluts, since their rectum will always be clean and most likely even lubricated.

>> No.17570828

>>17570822
I'm all for wights, but lets not libel zombies and liches.

>> No.17570829

>>17570822
that depends on the personal hygiene of the individual girl

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>>17570822
You're confusing MGE Undead with non-MGE Undead.

Fucking hell this discussion is retarded.

>> No.17570833

>>17570830
isn't every discusion here retarded

>> No.17570835

>>17570833
>>17570830
>"""Discussion""

>> No.17570837

>>17570829
Atypical girls are so nice. I'd kinda like to see a haggard, NEET-y Wight, even if her butt as dusty.

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>>17570822
>>17570837
>these guys actually WANT disgusting stuff like this on their Undead monstergirls

>> No.17570854

>>17570841
Faggots exist upon all walks of life

>> No.17570863

>>17570841
>this guy actually WANTS to imagine spending eternity with a metaphorical electrode in his brain's pleasure center
Your ideal life would be amazingly boring.

>> No.17570874

>>17570863
>metaphorical electrode in his brain's pleasure center
?

>> No.17570882

>>17570874
Nothing interesting whatsoever, no details or consequences to monsterhood, just a vague, undefined "perfect" life

>> No.17570886

>>17570882
Mould in a zombie's ass is what you find interesting? It's enough to sustain you through eternity?

That's fucin gross dude

>> No.17570892 [DELETED] 

>>17570886
It's much more interesting than muh ~girls don't poop~

>> No.17570901

>>17570882
You're a gigantic faggot if you want to make MGE Undead have mold.
>>17570892
Jesus christ man.

>> No.17570908

>>17570892
Sounds like you just want to shove mold and poop down every one else's throats. Literally.

No thanks, man. But I'm sure you can find a scat thread on /trash/ to suit your tastes. Good fucking luck trying o pioneer a mold thread though

>> No.17570921

>>17570908
If you don't want your zombie to grow mold, consider bathing her sometimes.

>> No.17570934

>>17570921
MGE Zombies would never have that issue in the first place.

>> No.17570963

>>17570140
The answer for defeating this undead is obvious.
Blow up the holst milk truck when she's near it.

If she's too busty to move then she can't get you!

>> No.17570967

>>17570921
>Implying I wouldn't bathe with her regularly
What better excuse is there to soap up her naked body?

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>>17568832
>Shitty 'monsterboy'
>When the most famous Centaur of Greek mythos is Chiron himself, mentor to many of its heroes from the epics
>It's been proven time several times that liminal women are growing to prefer human men either due to folklore (Ala The Little Mermaid) or the bonus of intimacy (Since if they're actually part horse, Centaur husbands probably last maybe a minute at the most during sex)
>Cerea's mother literally fell in love with her teaser and uses every opportunity to sneak away from her legal husband to snuggle or fuck him
Gee, I don't know Anon. How would you feel if you had a harem of monster girls and found out that at least three of your multiple wives were sneaking off to make children with other men? Keep in mind the only reason why Cerea's mother disapproved of her and Kurusu is because she saw a bit of herself and her lover in both of them.

Menagé-A-Trois can fuck off.

>> No.17571100 [DELETED] 

>>17571078
>you had a harem of monster girls and found out that at least three of your multiple wives were sneaking off to make children with other men
I know I'll incite the "muh double standards" crowd, but this is what you deserve for being a haremfag

>> No.17571101 [DELETED] 

>>17571078
Anon, what you have done right now is repeatedly wacked a hive with a very long stick.

So don't come crying to me when you wonder why the fuck there are so many bees on you.

>> No.17571148 [DELETED] 

>>17571078
>at least three of your multiple wives were sneaking off to make children with other men
>multiple wives
>other men
Sounds about right. Cheaters deserve each other.

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>>17571100
Fuck you buddy.

>> No.17571161 [DELETED] 

>>17571100
>>17571148
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.17571174 [DELETED] 

>haremfags vs waifufags
is it that time of day again

>> No.17571178 [DELETED] 

>>17571174
>harem vs waifu fags
I sleep
>cerea's fat booty
Real shit?

>> No.17571210 [DELETED] 

>>17571161
>gotta be tublr to not want a cuck wife
Remember anons: If your waifu won't literally murder to keep you to herself, she's not worth it.

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Reminder to let your hakutaku read all the fine print

>> No.17571246 [DELETED] 

>>17571174
It's not really much of an argument, it's mostly always a small group of waifufags angrily reeeing that people are having fun in a way they don't like. It's always the same argument too
>you wouldn't like it if she cheated on you
She literally can't in MGE due to how it works, it's a male wish fulfilment setting, made by a man, for men and monster girls can be perfectly happy and in the case of some races it's their very nature to be part of a harem. If that eats a small amount of people alive at night that's their problem.

>> No.17571258 [DELETED] 

>>17571246
>angrily reeeing that people are having fun in a way they don't like
Not much of an argument when the response is to angrily reee at an opinion you don't like

>> No.17571267 [DELETED] 

>>17571258
Welcome to the Sub v Dom and Harem V. Monogomy arguments in a nutshell.

I enjoy both and if someone wants one of the things I don't want then that's fine barring a few extreme exceptions.

>> No.17571282 [DELETED] 

>>17571258
Am I saying they can't have fun with one waifu in a happy monogous marriage? It's entirely different, I'm not telling them to stop having fun.

>> No.17571290 [DELETED] 

>>17571282
No one's trying to stop any one from anything. I haven't told haremfags to stop cucking their wives or that they can't, and you haven't told me to stop voicing my opinion.

So I don't know where you're pulling this "trying to stop" angle out from other than your ass.

>> No.17571307 [DELETED] 

>>17571290
>i haven't said they should stop being scum, where did you get that idea?

>> No.17571312

>>17571236
>Tanuki loan for $50 000.00
>You have 10 years to pay it back
>Fine print says that it has a cumulative 10% interest rate per day
Demons would pull off this kind of shady stuff too

>> No.17571340 [DELETED] 

>>17571307
I literally haven't tho. If you're going to interpret my statements as "Stop liking things I don't like", then I'll interpret yours as "stop saying things I don't like" and then where are we?

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>>17571312
That's quite a substantial liability. Perhaps I can come to a...scheme of arrangement with the Nook?

She'll have to take a haircut on the principal sum, but I can guarantee flow of my liquidity into her assets.

>> No.17571344 [DELETED] 

>>17571290
It was mostly in response to "haremfags deserve to get cheated on" bullshit. How do you think a waifufag would feel if I told them for saying they deserve their waifu taking chad mcthundercock's dick every night for X thing I don't like about them? It'd discourage them from bringing up their waifu obviously and that's not cool.
>haremfags to stop cucking their wives
Again, it's not cucking when some races have harems ingrained into their dna or in other cases a harem of girls are having nightly foursomes with their man and are perfectly happy with the arrangement. That's trying to apply real world human standards to fictional sex monsters.

>> No.17571345 [DELETED] 

>>17571340
i'm saying you're sounding passive agressive

>> No.17571349

>>17571341
>I can guarantee flow of my liquidity into her assets.
This is the kind of sentences that make raccoons wet.

>> No.17571357

>>17571349
You can hear the cash register in her head going off

>> No.17571360 [DELETED] 

>>17571344
Why shouldn't haremfags' partners get the same opportunities to sleep around as they do?

>> No.17571364 [DELETED] 

>>17571101
I couldn't really care less because if it's one thing I've learned from being in this thread over the years is you people are easier to trigger than tumblr over the most minute of opinions.

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>>17571349
>>17571357
Well then, if she's amenable, I'd be happy to make a deposit into her closed account. I fully understand how highly leveraged her assets are, and I'd be happy to personally guarantee the interest instalments.

>> No.17571373 [DELETED] 

>>17571360
Is it really that hard for you to imagine a group of 3 or more being sexually/romantically exclusive with each other?

>> No.17571375
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Its the weekend, relax and have a drink, be merry and forget your hardships and squabbles

>> No.17571378 [DELETED] 

>>17571360
Because this isn't tumblr and monster girls can be happy in harems and never cheat under any circumstances due to the way the setting works, now go bait somewhere else.

>> No.17571379 [DELETED] 

>>17571360
See >>17571373

>> No.17571382 [DELETED] 

>>17571344
>How do you think a waifufag would feel if I told them for saying they deserve their waifu taking chad mcthundercock's dick every night for X thing I don't like about them
I'd think you were just talking shit, honestly and would dismiss you. I mean if something like this is enough to discourage you, you probably know harems are shit in some part of you.

Honestly, I'm interested in any argument you could possibly bring to bear against monogamy. I've yet to find one.

> it's not cucking when some races have harems ingrained into their dna or in other cases a harem of girls are having nightly foursomes with their man and are perfectly happy with the arrangement.
It is. Regardless of you appreciating the act or having it hardwired into you, sharing your partner with another party is cuckoldry.

>> No.17571386

>>17571312
The small print for demons would just be "your ass is mine now boy!"

>> No.17571394
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>>17571375
Don't forget to include your maid in the fun

>> No.17571397

>>17571369
A joint venture with both those Tanukis would be fantastic

>> No.17571406
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>>17571394
Perhaps a relaxing soak in the hot tub will help your worries melt away!

>> No.17571408
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>>17571397
I quite agree. We're going to incorporate a great many subsidiaries daughterus, in those beautiful tropical tax havens. Of course, it'll take some time before they will reach maturity, but the investment will be worth it.

>> No.17571412 [DELETED] 

>>17571360
Men and women sleeping around aren't equivalent, now fuck off tumblr.

>> No.17571423 [DELETED] 

>>17571412
They are, seeing as how monsters basically can't get impregnated by any one other than the singe man whose SE they've "bonded" with.

>> No.17571424

>>17571375
can cerea hold her liquor?
does she even like alcohol?

>> No.17571429
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17571429

Advanced high level Automatons!

>> No.17571433
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>>17571424
If the game was anything to go by, she's a total teetotaler, but she does seem to enjoy drinking from time to time.

>> No.17571444

>>17571429
this
sentence
is
a
lie.

>> No.17571451 [DELETED] 

>>17571382
>Honestly, I'm interested in any argument you could possibly bring to bear against monogamy. I've yet to find one.
And you missed my entire point or chose to ignore it to continue being a bitch, congratulations. I always maintained there's nothing wrong with it.

Now here's your last (you) so don't spend it all in one place.

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17571453

>>17571444
Nani?

>> No.17571455

>>17571429
>>17571453
DETACHABLE. MAGNETIC. COOJINI.

>> No.17571461 [DELETED] 

>>17571378
>I don't get why my wife would just stab me, she was so happy being beaten black and blue every day
Why do you get so mad at EMG girls returning the cheating if you're an MGE fag, though?

>> No.17571464
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17571464

>>17571455
Affirmative.

>> No.17571466

>>17571433
theres a game?

>> No.17571467 [DELETED] 

>>17571451
No, I get your point. I've fucking heard it enough.
>Every one can like whatever they want and you have to stop being mean

>> No.17571477
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>>17571466
Was. Had a bunch of unique girl designs as well as the main cast. It was pretty simple gacha battle stuff.
http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Musume_Online_Character_List

>> No.17571480

>>17571477
>gacha
ah it was those kinds of games,
wish it had a legit one

>> No.17571513

>>17571480
Crab has said he wants to do an R-18 game with the main cast and his producers entertain the idea as well, and that its not off the table in the future. We'll see though.

>> No.17571517

>>17571394
But if my maid is in there she'd be too teasing I wouldn't be able to relax due to my dick.

>> No.17571528
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>>17571517
Nonsense anon. Your maid is of utmost obedience and as long as she gets her hourly kissu she'll not make a peep or do anything to distract you. Loyal meido.

>> No.17571529

>>17571513
if it goes on dlsite I'd buy it.

>> No.17571545

>>17571528
>Cupid maid
>Entertain guests often and they wonder why you're still single
>No one knows you're in a quiet happy little marriage with the maid that you keep entirely private between you and her
>Barely ever says a word
>Doesn't need to as her actions say everything about how much love there is between you two
Cute.

>> No.17571561

>>17571528
I think my favorite part about Cupids is the hat, and then the wings.

>> No.17571567

>>17571513
does okayado know his fanbase in the west call him crab?

>> No.17571580

alright just found this
https://vanripper.deviantart.com/art/mosquito-season-702168122
freaking mosquitoes.

>> No.17571608
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>>17571561
They are indeed very /fa/. I just like their shyness and how despite that outward awkwardness they 1. Have 11/10 ultramodel bodies and 2. are actually one of the most affectionate and love-filled races in the whole book.

>> No.17571614

>>17571580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcTomLFblzo
>"Hey, you asleep yet?"

>> No.17571616

>>17571580
That was pretty good anon. I would punish a bratty mosquito, and that Wasp at the end got me.

>> No.17571620 [DELETED] 

>>17571174
Hey, I'm a waifufag and I don't see the problem with most harems.

>> No.17571628

>>17571580
10/10

>> No.17571635

>>17571616
I want to irrumate a bratty mosquito.

>> No.17571647

>>17571528
Yeah right. Like I'd believe that.
I know for a fact that my maid would wear one of those damn miniskirts and go do her job. She knows I'll end up bending her over and destroying her asshole.

>> No.17571654

>>17571616
>>17571635
>mosquito girl
Would give into her cloying vulgarity, and pursue degeneracy in its most decadent forms with her.

>> No.17571676

>>17571654
I'd force her long, sharp tongue into my urethra and pump it up and down with my hands until I came all over it.

>> No.17571683
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17571683

>>17571580
Some of these are nice.

>> No.17571696

>>17571683
Race war now, rape the mosquitoes!

>> No.17571701

>>17571580
All those bugfus, the guy's living the dream

>> No.17571706 [DELETED] 

>>17571620
congratulations, you have an above average intelligence.
and no this is not me being condescending

>> No.17571708

>>17571616
>>17571635
>Absolutely detest mosquito season
>It's muggy, humid, and most of all... THEY come back
"Hey! Hey! Can't catch us, too slow human!"
>The fucking three stoogettes are back, all of them smirking and buzzing around you room and mocking you
>It's bad enough they keep telling you they want to suck you dry in your sleep, but they keep taunting you with their bodacious ass and tits after a midnight snack of your Type-O
"Kyahahaha! Look at him, on the internet again!"
>Your fingers are moving at blinding speeds, typing up on your favorite imageboard on how to get rid of these annoying sluts
>Anoynmous No. 1871953 posts, using a picture of René Descartes
>">2017, >Not giving them the D, What are you, a faggot?"
>They're wiggling their tits at you in a sort of risque dance before they freeze, noticing you get up after the shitpost
"H-Hey, let's not be hasty, huh pal? You're still too slow to catch us, right!"
>Their faces pale when they notice you bring up a small zip-loc baggie of something you had planned to use on the next human girl you were gonna date, a small and veiny mushroom
>...
>There's a haze over your mind when you come to some level of lucidity, steam coming out of your mouth
>Two of the mosquitoes are laying nearby with absolutely enamored faces, thick loads of seed dripping out of their snatches, moaning about how they're pregnant
"S-Stay back!"
>It's the youngest, and most bratty of the three
"It was just a joke, Anon! Just a joke!"
>She lets an uncharacteristic 'hiii!' when you put your hands on the sides of her face and thrust into her mouth, her legs leaving the floor
>The more you fuck the ever living shit out of her throat and face, the more red her face gets
>When you lose it inside of her mouth, she sputters and coughs, before screaming when you pin her to the floor, ass and abdomen to the sky
>Her folds smell like sweet nectar before you plunge all ten inches of your enhanced manhood into her, going at her like a hyena
>Eventually she picks up your cadence, trying to hump you back, but your animalistic desire to breed the ever-living fuck out of her has overridden your reason
>She shrieks when your cock expands, getting ready to loose the ivory flood into her deepest parts
"D-Don't! You'll make me into your woman!"
>Grabbing her arms and pulling back, you press your glans right to the nub of her cervix, ensuring she's fertilized while you jettison all of your seed into her
>All three mosquito girls are just laying there after your libido and the mushroom wears off
>Panting and heaving as they see how many times they bit you during the act, tensing up when you collapse right next to them
"Ha.... Ha... Haa~n! He... He's not bad for a blood ba-- ... Male!"
>The mosquitoes get so addicted to your dick that they get aggressively possessive of their husband for each subsequent season

>> No.17571713

>>17571708
>>All three mosquito girls are just laying there after your libido and the mushroom wears off
>implying I wouldn't just rape the middle schooler little sister in every hole and crevice for the entire duration

>> No.17571718

>>17571708
damn you I already fapped

>> No.17571719

>>17571580
>tfw no alpha bitch spider to help you dom mosquito in bed

>> No.17571728

>>17571708
I absolutely hate mosquitoes yet they're so good as monster girls, why must this be so hot?

>> No.17571741

>>17571718
You must be a slut for bugs if you're that easy to please.

>> No.17571753

>>17571741
I like to see delinquent monsters put in their place.

>> No.17571773

>>17571753
How about a bratty delinquent nacho delinquent who keeps smoking while slav squatting while she should be in class?

>> No.17571782

>>17571773
I mean, I like Nachos, but
>slav

>> No.17571788

>>17571580
>That sudden dominant wasp who takes what she wants when she wants and isn't afraid to step on you

Holy fuck my dick, I need myself a bug like that

>> No.17571795

>>17570429
She wouldn't do that to you anon. If she stumbles across a boy who isn't her obsession she'd just chop him in the gut with a Demon Silver weapon and leave him.

>> No.17571799

>>17571788
Anon no! She'll take you to her hive and you'll be breeding her and her entire family!

>> No.17571800

>>17571782
Not an actual slav, just squatting like one to try stay out of the view of teachers.

>> No.17571807

>>17571799
Good. I'd hope they're all as big and as dominant as her. I want to become their slutty little male they use for breeding.

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>> No.17571825

>>17571820
Sweatercubus bestcubus

>> No.17571844

>>17571773
>Nachos
Only faggots like Shog like Nachos

>> No.17571851

>>17571820
Is this a succubus mom?

>> No.17571864

>>17571851
The incubus father must be one of the happiest man out there.

>> No.17571879

>>17571864
She probably started out as a cute slim youthful Succubus, and then years of romantic life with him along with her newfound taste for homecooking resulted with her growing into this more mature body much to his pleasure.

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>>17571825
Wholesomecubi are always the best.

>> No.17571922

>>17570833
Oh it definitely is.

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>>17571466

>> No.17571944

>>17571932
how can they be dead if they never where real?

>> No.17571963
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17571963

Balrogs when KC.

>> No.17571964

>>17571944
>where real
Never were real anon. But at least we're real and complete human trash!

>> No.17571979

>>17571963
He already mentioned them though

>> No.17572005

>>17568193
Needs more hos.jpeg

>> No.17572006
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>> No.17572009

>>17572005
THEY'RE NOT

>> No.17572011
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17572011

>>17572006

>> No.17572024

>>17571820
the tail needs to be thicker

>> No.17572061

Undead kingdoms have to be scary

>> No.17572062

>>17568193
I'm an indecisive asshole so I'll pick an outfit for each favourite.
>lich
Princess leia slave outfit
>hellhound
Nurse outfit, dom nurses are really appealing.
>jinko
Magical girl with a completely unamused expression.
>oomukade
Sexy and semi-transparent lingerie to contrast with her gloomy look.
>hinezumi
80s fantasy anime bikini armour.

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>>17572011

>> No.17572090
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>>17572087

>> No.17572093

>>17572006
>>17572011
>>17572087
>>17572090
You madman, what have you done?

>> No.17572099

>>17572090
Even seeing the fluff mandala must be enough to turn men into fluff slaves.

>> No.17572104

>>17572090
Such is the power of Mofu. How can other monstergirls even compete?

>> No.17572123

Only fools fall for the deceit of mofu.
Intellectuals have long praised the benefits of moth pofu.

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>>17572090

>> No.17572140

>>17572126
Does it move like the contraption in event horizon?

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>>17572126


thats all folks thanks for watching

>> No.17572152

>>17572146
This is how the world ends isn't it?

>> No.17572156

>>17572146
>Has mamomana gone too far?

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>>17572146
ok done for real

>> No.17572202

>>17572190
I wonder what kind of place deserves to get bombed by that.

>> No.17572209

>>17572190
NANI??????!!!!!!!

>> No.17572256

>>17572202
The most depressed, horrid hell hole in the multiverse.

/MGT/.......

>> No.17572262

I want to kidnap a Baphomet so I can extract her essence and figure out what makes their cunnies so great!

>> No.17572263

>>17572256
I want ellipsisanon to leave

>> No.17572268

>>17572263
>ellipsisanon
Who?

>> No.17572271

>>17572263
...
kek

>> No.17572274

>>17572263
I want you to leave.

>> No.17572291
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17572291

>>17572126

I have a penis and I must cream(pie)

>> No.17572297

>>17572256
>>>/vg/

>> No.17572315

>>17571963
wheres the boxing gloves

>> No.17572316

>>17572291
>de-noising an image that wasn't appreciably noisy to begin with

>> No.17572320

>>17572297
I never really been to any of the /v/ spinoff boards to be honest.

>> No.17572376

>>17572061
I've always pictured them to be similar to any gaslight city. Claustrophobic streets of moist and wet cobblestone, rows upon rows of high vaulted roofs of ceramic tiles and timber framed houses and apartments. Deeper in the city populated by more gothic architecture, of course. The gas lit lamps burning and giving the foggy Kingdom a sort of dim luminescence as the undead creep about, the Anons who ill know of what lurks in the dark sealed as they're cornered from above, below, and all sides.

You know. That sort of pretentious thing.

>> No.17572391

>>17572061
>>17572376
I like to picture something out of corpse bride,
where the land of the dead is surprisingly lively and full of color

>> No.17572394

>>17572061
Creepy ghouls from every tomb would be lurching around to jump scare you with their dead faces!
Spooky skeletons would be shambling through the streets, on the hunt for a bone to add to their collection!
Leering Litches, hard at work in concealed laboratories, creating all sorts of nightmare fuel!
Truly a terrible place.

>> No.17572403

is there any other monstergirl anime like monster musume?

>> No.17572408

>>17572391
>you will never take a wrong turn and end up in Dead Mexican Kingdom, where it's always the Day Of The Dead
> You will never take a wronger turn and find yourself at a crossroads between Heaven Town and Hellville.

>> No.17572418

>>17572391
>corpse bride
>tfw you root for the losing girl

>> No.17572425

>>17572418
Corpse bride was ass the characters themselves were creepy as hell.

>> No.17572433

elfs are for

>> No.17572438

>>17571864
>>17571879
He probably happily spends most of his time with his face lodged between those chestpillows as she strokes his hair humming happily

>> No.17572446

>>17572433
Treating with respect as they are a proud people.

>> No.17572448

>>17572418
I know that feel

>> No.17572490
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17572490

Trolls

>> No.17572531

>>17572490
PLAIN
L
A
I
N

...with a dynamite body, tho'. What a lewd combination.

>> No.17572538

>>17572490
Hot damn this new?! She's perfect, lookit dat butt!

>> No.17572540

>>17572490
Nice Troll Booty.

>> No.17572545

>>17572490
How would such a pure and sweet housewife react to her husband sternly demanding she sit on his face in such an outfit?

>> No.17572548

>>17572490
Trolls don't get enough love. Glad to see some more good art of them!

>> No.17572561

>>17572490
Jesus Christ what a fuckin milf

>> No.17572569

>>17572490
Gonna help Troll-san with her gardening. It's what neighbors are for after all.

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17572584

>>17572316

I am not a clever man.

>> No.17572592

>>17571944
What even is real anon?

>> No.17572595

>>17572592
my love

>> No.17572601

>>17572569
>Hey kiddo, hope you don't mind getting dirty, got a lot of weeds to pull out.
>There's some carrots in it for you though, I know how it is during Wererabbit season, they can be hard to come by.

>> No.17572604

>>17572595
Eros paladin would be proud

>> No.17572605

>>17572569
Just don't stare when she's bending over pulling weeds anon. Or if you do, don't proceed to then accept her asking if you want some homemade lunch. Its practically a marriage proposal.

>> No.17572617

>>17572601

Weeds are the fucking worst. I can sympathize.

>> No.17572634

>>17572376
I see them as a gothic/victorian thing too, although with less emphasis on cramped streets, and more on mansions, bursting gardens framed by ornate iron fences and other elegant and grandiose stuff.

>> No.17572643

>>17572605
Got to resist the urge to reach under her shirt and give her Titanic Troll Tits a good squeeze. Even if they're all sweaty from doing all that gardening in the hot sun.

>> No.17572647

>not imagining the Undead Kingdom like the place from "The Nightmare before christmas"

>> No.17572652

>>17572643
Even when she bends over right next to you and you get a full look down her shirt at that slick, foot-long cleavage? Just imagine mashing your hands in there and hearing her give shocked little timid coos at your strong manly hands. She probably wouldn't even stop you. She probably wouldn't stop you from trying to suck on them either.

>> No.17572657

>>17572592
our suffering

>> No.17572675
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>>17572652
Must resist paying the Troll Toll with my meat pole.

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>> No.17572683

>>17572675
But Anon
She wants you to pay the toll
All over her troll tits
Loads and loads and loads of your toll over her big heaving troll swoles

>> No.17572693

Which monstergirl makes the best noises in bed?

>> No.17572697

>>17572693
>TEKELI-LI!
>TEKELI-LIIIIII!

>> No.17572701

>>17572693
Warmed up Jiangshi

>> No.17572707 [SPOILER] 
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>>17572697
is it time?
>>17572701
lewd

>> No.17572709
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>>17572697
Orgasming Shoggoth must be quite an experience to behold.

>> No.17572721

>>17572707
Right click, run as Mastah

>> No.17572727
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>>17572697
I want a shoggoth to quickly rip away my sanity forever through mind-blowing sex, making me her prisoner in body and mind, forever content to have her extracting every bit of love juice from me, our bodies melding together becoming one for all eternity.

>> No.17572736
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17572736

>>17572693
Siren, the monster girl with the best singing voice using it for crying out in ecstasy has to be quite a treat.

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>>17572727
Thats the most romantic thing she's ever heard anon.

>> No.17572744

Dont trust the shogs and especially dont trust what this >>17572727 anon says.

>> No.17572747

>>17572736
Sure seems hard to beat.
A bit awkward when its happening on stage though.

>> No.17572749

>>17572744
Ah yes, An "anon" wrote that. We all know it's chaos propaganda.

>> No.17572752

>>17572709
Imagine making a Shog cum so hard that she can't hold a steady shape, and just deforms into a moaning mass of jelly and tongues. Quite an experience indeed.
>>17572727
I want a Shoggoth to hold me in a never-ending lotus dream, in a mysterious non-euclidean Shog house, while we wait together for the passing of eternity.

>> No.17572756

I wanna see what a dinner party with a Wendigo couple, Mindflayer couple, Atlach-Nacha couple at a Shoggoth couple's house is like.

>> No.17572761

>>17572752
Why is this thought so comforting and soothing to me? Just living out eternity in a half reality with a loving shoggoth maid wife to take care of you. No sanity, no worries, just you and her close by in a quiet existance in love.

>> No.17572773

>>17572747
Awkward for the first few times but once you're used to railing her from behind as she sings it's not so bad.
Keeping up with one on stage would be hard but it would be worth it when you get home and she gives you a lap pillow, singing you a gentle lullaby as thanks for being her dance partner.

It's a huge shame Sirens are completely ignored for most the part, they're adorable and have a fun gimmick.

>> No.17572779

>>17572756
Crazy.

There are hands coming out of the walls, black webbing all over the skylight and coffee table, and for some reason the freezer is on fire.

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17572794

>>17572693
Making an orc harem squeal and whine would sound pretty heavenly. Also making a mouse squeak every time you thrust into her would be great too! But I think the monster that makes the best noises in bed is whoever you marry!

>> No.17572809

>>17572697
>>17572727
>Having cowgirl sex with your Shoggoth wife
>Everything past her thighs is fluid, coiling and pooling beneath your legs, creating a sort of cushion while she keeps humping you, using her own bio-luminescence to show you how exactly your glans keeps poking her "<3" shaped core
>She giggles, noticing your blissful face, steadily gyrating her hips on you, her pussy going from warm pliant dough to a fleshy vice, making you feel like your cock has multiple angels' lips kissing it on each stroke
"Come on now~ Tell me how to you want to be serviced~ After all, sex is only fun if we're both enjoying it~"
>Your eyes flutter as she milks an orgasm out of you, pressing her hips down HARD onto yours, giving a small teke-li-li chirrup as she laughs
>A gush of warm, sticky fluid hits your cock and balls and you're back at full mast while she nibbles your ear, leaning over
"All you have to do is tell me what you want and I'll do it for you~ After all, I was created to serve~"
>'I want to see your true self'
>This heart pupils the Shoggoth
>...
"My my, what a silly Master. Sucking on my tits so childishly."
>You grunt as you feel her hand on your cock, the shocking truth about your maid having broken your mind in more than one way
"Do my breasts taste that good, Mm? It's a wonder what looking at Leng will do to you isn't it?"
>Pulling your face off her nipple, the maid sighs contentedly, reforming the perky flesh into a succulent pair of whorish lips with a tongue to match
>You're lost in the pleasure of frenching her tit when she gulps down your seed hungrily, using another hand in the center of her palm
>Her hearts are pupils as her core begins to throb, a smaller, less pronounced "<3" beginning to form
"Ara~ Master. It seems you did splendidly. We'll be expecting more family soon after all~"
>She leans in close, stroking your now all-white hair, whispering so that only you can hear her
"But don't worry. I won't leave you. Never-ever. You've seen my true face, and I've seen yours."
>Her kiss is delicate and loving as she tucks you into the bed she made from her bio-mass
>Laying next to you, writhing pseudopods and all underneath the blanket, stroking your cumbersome erection
"Next time we have sex, I'll make sure the boundary between our bodies dis-a-ppears~"
"We just have to wait until your SAN points recover <3~"

>> No.17572812

>>17572773
It is comfy once you get used to it. And I agree.

>> No.17572815

>>17572756
>Watching a dinner party of chaos girls and hubbies
I can just imagine one being taped on video, and a disclaimer comes across the screen at the very beginning of the video saying "WARNING: Viewing of this video may cause loss in sanity and/or consciousness. Viewer discretion is advised."

>> No.17572825

>>17572809
there are so many parts of this I love I don't even know where to begin

>> No.17572827

>>17572701
Or a warmed up Wight.

>> No.17572831

>>17572794
Damn that mouse looks fertile.

>> No.17572837

>>17572490
That troll is getting her fat ass bullied whether she likes it or not

>> No.17572838

>>17572809
>Pulling your face off her nipple, the maid sighs contentedly, reforming the perky flesh into a succulent pair of whorish lips with a tongue to match
God damn LEWD

>> No.17572842
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>>17572693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU

>> No.17572847

>>17572756
The Shog couple are the jovial hosts, bringing great delight in serving everyone. They always throw the best parties because they never leave their house.
The Wendigo couple eat the most food, and the husband remains in coat form. They don't speak much or add intellectually to the discussion, but they are nonetheless welcome and there will never be leftovers.
The Flayers are a very nice couple, and the Flayer herself is a total sweetheart with a heart of gold. They literally can't control themselves though, and leave for a quickie every three hours.
The Nachos are the wildcards, bring something different to the party every time. Sometimes they bring spider silk knitted gifts, sometimes just bantz, and sometimes the husband has to bring his wife in a sack.

>> No.17572851

>>17572693
Dragons with their earth shattering lewd roars.

>> No.17572853
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17572853

>>17572794

>> No.17572854

>>17572809
That sounds very pleasant. And what better way to top it off than to lay in your bed, where the sheets, blankets, and pillows are all your shoggoth wife, her main body acting as a body pillow for you to hug and hold onto, her head nuzzled into your chest and neck, your chin resting atop her slimy hair, holding her, never wanting to let go.

>> No.17572855

>>17572693
Kobolds or other canine monstergirls making happy yips and whines!

>> No.17572859

>>17572847
Sounds like a ton of fun. Would happily participate as any of them.

>> No.17572861

>>17572853
Every time I see that comic it reminds me that nazrin is the one good thing to come from touhou and that mousegirls are truly the strongest.

>>17572831
I wanna give her triplets, and molest that mouse's belly in public!

>> No.17572865

>>17570099
Double whiskey no ice.
It's been a long week...

>> No.17572866

>>17572861
>the one good thing to come from touhou
what are you implying?

>> No.17572868

>>17572855
A man of fine taste right here.

>> No.17572870

>>17572794
I just noticed the milk leaking through her shirt from those overflowing tanks and now I want to be making fuck

>> No.17572872

>>17572866
Sorry, just not the biggest fan of it. I know this probably isn't the board to be saying that shit in.My b

>> No.17572883

>>17572870
Would you suck on her breasts as you fuck? Would you watch her face turn beat-red as you told her how delicious she tastes? Pinch her massive mouse mammaries and squeeze her dry, kissing her all the while?

>> No.17572890
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17572890

I want to go an adventure with a succubus!

>> No.17572891

>>17572861
>Every time I see that comic it reminds me that nazrin is the one good thing to come from touhou
There's a few really great ones apart from her too and there's some amazing remixes out there.
But yeah, Nazrin is cute.

>> No.17572897
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17572897

>>17572872
too late anon, its on
like Michelle Kwan

>> No.17572906

>>17572897
If it makes you feel better >>17572891 I think this anon is right in that there is some 10/10 music and some of the porn is good too.

>> No.17572939
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17572939

>>17572809
This made my night in so many ways. Thank you.

So comfy.

>> No.17572975
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17572975

>Most of the time they hardly speak and silently cuddle with their covenanter. However, they occasionally whisper sweet-nothings like a love, as if delirious with passion, they throw themselves at their covenanter; seeking to make love.

must be nice

>> No.17572979

>>17572939
Ah, I want to masturbate with the weird, purple onahole my Shog childhood friend gave me as a present. It's a little weird for a middle school girl to give something like that, but it just feels so good, especially when I'm thinking about her while using it.

>> No.17572983

>>17572975
I would seek to convert every gnome into a dorome.

>> No.17573069
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17573069

>>17572979
I want to persuade a young Shog to become my girlfriend before my maid.

>> No.17573073

https://i.imgur.com/tCRya67.jpg

Remember to regularly fuck your hellhound in the ass.

>> No.17573112

>>17572975
Thought for a second she was whispering to herself.
Pretty sure thats a sign of insanity

>> No.17573130

>>17572647
>Not Snowy Yharnam

>> No.17573145
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17573145

>Druids as monsters
>Fierce protectors of nature with strong maternal instincts, they're a Majin type that act as guardians to various flora and other nature-based monsters
>With the ability to manipulate the landscape around them, as well as transforming into various animals, they act as the Mothers of the forests they inhabit. This, of course, includes in the capacity as the matchmaker for their 'daughters'
>However, whenever a Druid spots a suitable man, they stop at nothing to subdue and consummate their marriage to him. There's been some cases of such monsters becoming bears in order to maim and heal their future husband with both herbal poultices and their bodies
>A Druid blessed with daughters will become a more literal 'Mama Bear' character arche-type, quick to anger and even quicker to coddle her beloved family

>> No.17573146

>>17573073
lewd

>> No.17573150

>>17573145
>There's been some cases of such monsters becoming bears in order to maim and heal their future husband
Why?

>> No.17573156

>>17573150
Ever see the Revenant? That bear just wanted some hot DiCaprio ass.

>> No.17573157

>>17573146
This one's lewder https://i.imgur.com/xlzY1bZ.jpg

>> No.17573161

>>17573145
Sounds pretty boring.

>> No.17573164

>>17573157
>That lumpy "I don't know how people are put together" body
Gross

>> No.17573165

>>17573156
You telling me a giant magic beargirl can't pin down a mere man

>> No.17573176

>>17573161
I never promised it'd be interesting.

>> No.17573181

>>17573165
MERE
FEMALE
URSINE

>> No.17573183

>>17573157
>cum is on a layer below lineart
>iffy anatomy
hearty giggle
nice colors though

>> No.17573238

>>17573073
>>17573157
I don't like how most of his dick is out of it.

It should be to the hilt

>> No.17573282

>>17573157
Who is the artist? mastr7p?

>> No.17573367

>>17573165
I'm saying that if he were a Scotsman or a Celt he'd probably wrestle the bear. Then fuck the woman when she reverts. Then breed the ever living shit out of her and have monstrous,
giant world conquering babies with her.

>> No.17573389

>>17573367
>your druid turns into literal animals
Oh. Well that's fucking lame and unsexy. Far better for her to turn into animalgirls.

Grizzly for strength, werecat for speed, harpy for flight. Still undecided on defense tho.

>> No.17573390

>>17573282
Probably materclaws, he has the same weird thing going on with his mouths.

>> No.17573421

>>17573389
Turtle.

>> No.17573424
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17573424

How do you convince a shut-in Lich to go out adventuring with you?

>> No.17573427

>>17573421
Udyr go and stay fucking go.

>>17573389
>Turning into animal-based MGs
Then what's the point of the original species?

>> No.17573436

>>17573421
Turtles aren't sexy tho.

>>17573427
>Then what's the point of the original species?
There is none

Druid elves >>> All other animal girls

>> No.17573437
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17573437

>>17573424
Tell her there's rare ingredients out there that she's never used in potions.

>> No.17573449

>>17573437
I want to leave erotically cursed items out for monster girl adventurers to find in dungeons.

>> No.17573471

>>17573390
Nah, it doesn't look like him at all

>> No.17573476
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>> No.17573481

>>17573449
Or lay traps.
>tile traps that release continuous orgasm gas if stepped on
>it only works on monster girls

>> No.17573487

>>17573437
Is it love?

>> No.17573491

>>17573481
Would be fantastic.

>>17573476
Cute flesh golem.

>> No.17573515
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17573515

>>17573449
The adventurers life is a difficult one.

>> No.17573537

>>17573515
Yep.
Especially when a girl gets a cursed breastplate of bounteous breasts

>> No.17573562

I want a Cheshire in her mid 50s who gets angry when people call her memecat because she doesn't know what memes are.

>> No.17573574

>>17573562
>Back in my day we cheshires were cheeky tricksters and guides, not these random cats that do little more than cause trouble!

If anything, you'll be able to see that fat asses were something that did carry through generations.

And it only got bigger with age.

>> No.17573647

>>17573476
>Still no Flesh Golem stories
Outside of Losenis which writefaggot can I bully for this shit since all you need to do for him is feed him art for his Lim like a cat and wet food

>> No.17573654
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17573654

Have a lim!

>>17573647
I'm all ears, buddy.

>> No.17573660

>>17573654
Forgot to put up the full res
http://i.imgur.com/ELPjbyM.jpg

>> No.17573675

>>17573654
What do her clothes look like on the back? I don't get how her tail and wings work with that outfit.

>> No.17573682

>>17573675
They work very well, thanks for asking.

>> No.17573686

>>17573654
Such a shitty Esdeath clone

>> No.17573693

>>17573686
Delet this immediately

>> No.17573700

>>17573654
Those boots are doing things to me.

>> No.17573701 [DELETED] 

>>17573693
No really. This looks like someone took Esdeath and said "Give her wings and a tail!" There's absolutely nothing original here. If this is the lilim losenis likes to shitpost about so much, then maybe it's a good thing no one reads his drivel. It obviously has not a single original thought about it.

>> No.17573708

>>17573686
No need to be rude. It's at least a mediocre Esudesu clone

>> No.17573711
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17573711

Damnit, Barb needs to stop making so many waifuable girls

>> No.17573722

>>17573711
Looks like a whore.

>> No.17573734

>>17573722
Rude, that's the typical clothing for succubi

>> No.17573744 [DELETED] 
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>>17573701
>Hating on one of the few active writers we still have left, regardless of skill level, on a matter of originality
When's the last time you wrote out a fifteen plus chapter story that was at least received well compared to the plodding, pedantic monstrosity that Moose has and the turbo faggotry of Laska and Me?

>> No.17573749

>>17573711
Needs to eat more, sticc as fuck.

>> No.17573754

>>17573734
Succubi are the kind of girls who would bully a kid into killing themself and laugh about it when they hear the news.

>> No.17573760

>>17573754
Not true, that's Order's propaganda

>> No.17573761

>>17573686
Nice hat though.

>> No.17573765 [DELETED] 

>>17573744
Where the fuck do you think we are? This is 4chan. It doesn't matter what he's made and if he's one of the "few remaining active writers." He makes shit, he gets shit on. Simple as that. You can try and use your shitty gatekeeping of "BUT YOU NEVER WROTE ANYTHING," yet all it does is show how ignorant of your surroundings you are. Welcome to fucking 4chan. Lurk more and/or fuck off.

>> No.17573772

>>17573760
Order gets it right sometimes.

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>>17573744
>it's okay that it's drivel because it exists

>> No.17573790

>>17573700
Same here, anon. Nothing like a pair of thigh-high go-go boots to give a girl legs for days. And they're perfect 'step on me' boots to go with a uniform like that.

>> No.17573792

>>17573772
Not this time, or ever

>> No.17573802 [DELETED] 

>>17573785
>>17573765
I haven't read his stuff, but something tells me it's not nearly as bad as you're making it out to be.

So you're just being a cunt for no reason, because you don't like OC.

>> No.17573807

>>17573792
They're right about the eldritch girls.

>> No.17573813

http://imgur.com/a/lWsge
Monoeye automatons when.

>> No.17573817 [DELETED] 

>>17573802
Could you bait any harder? I like OC that's not shit, simple as that.

>> No.17573831

>>17573754
Nah, that sounds more like something a Cheshire would do.

>> No.17573838 [DELETED] 

>>17573817
Have you actually read his shit?

>> No.17573861
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17573861

>>17573749
He needs to draw Es with the big knockers she canonically has. Hell, he needs to start drawing big titties in general.

>> No.17573865

>>17573831
Cheshires aren't that cruel.

>> No.17573870 [DELETED] 

>>17573838
is it good?

>> No.17573871
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17573871

>>17573654
Needs epaulettes.

>> No.17573873

>>17573861
Decently big, but not YUGE tiddies are nice.

>> No.17573876 [DELETED] 

>>17573838
Yes I have. There's next to no justification why the Esdeath ripoff is a lilim. If anything, her being a lilim makes all the fighting bullshit (especially her getting stabbed in the first chapter) even worse. He treats lilims like some template he can throw around willy nilly instead of the literal demi-gods they're supposed to be. Hell, by making her "weak" he's made a special snowflake, bordering on sue-territory. There's absolutely no reason she couldn't have been a normal succubus.

So yeah, nice try further gatekeeping. Now stop sucking his dick before you alp.

>> No.17573877

>>17573865
You're right, they're even more cruel than that. They'd probably taunt the deceased's family as well.

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>>17573785
I mean, I'm biased for Losenis. Unlike people like AlpAnon/Bob/TBW/NegaWalker he doesn't really do much of anything antagonistic outside of enabling shitposting about his inspired-by-Esdeath Lilim. I mean, fuck's sake, I'm still a bit in a miff over ThunderBrother and RSAnon writing actual novels over appealing to a base, licentious fanbase like us but whatever makes them happy.

By the by, I'm of the opinion that unless the story absolutely requires it, you're better off using a normal Succubus or, God forbid, a Devil or Demon over a Lilim. Lilims in the MGE canon are supposed to be demi-God to lower deity in levels of strength and throwing one into a story all willy-nilly seems kind of like more of an attention whore move than anything else. But, like I said, whatever makes them happy since people who tend to like the stories posted here ironically tend to stay silent because they know there's joyless shitpails like >>17573817 who have apparently higher standards than a common New Jersey Shore trollop.

You don't see people giving ELH or Mari shit over their Lilims either because Lose, Beast and Chowder are easy targets or they actually take into account the gravity of making such a powerful character in the first place. Blue Dress (Can't spell her name correctly ever anyway) literally pro-actively rules over an entire Green Realm for fuck's sake.

But sure. Whatever. Far be it for me to actually enjoy content created for the thread when the only alternative is stuff like the now-/trash/ erotic fiction general that has stuff like Snekguy and his pseudo-furries having gay sex with a human and snowballing semen.

>> No.17573889 [DELETED] 

>>17573879
>ThunderBrother and RSAnon writing actual novels
Wait, they're writing novels? What about?

>> No.17573894 [DELETED] 

>>17573879
I wonder How ThunderBrother is doing with those novels, its been over a year I think since he ended that Pilot story.

>> No.17573908

Stop taking his bait kids.

>> No.17573915

>17573908
>Talking about stories and having a negative opinion is now bait
There's absolutely no rule that says we have to suck off everyone who makes OC here.

>> No.17573919
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17573919

You wouldn't say no to your Yuki-Onna childhood friend, right?

>> No.17573924 [DELETED] 

>>17573765
>Welcome
kek, more like goodbye, shortbus.
Just know that these stale threads have nothing left because of people like you, and the people that mattered already moved on to better pastures. All that's left is useless chaff like you.
You dug your grave of sameness, now rot in it like you deserve.

>> No.17573929 [DELETED] 

>>17573924
Neither you or him talk for the entire thread

>> No.17573932

>>17573871
Those take a certain level of fancy in a uniform to pull off. Embellishments, medals, embriodery, even the color & cut of the jacket have to fit it. The Esdeth cosplay up there just doesn't work with them. It's pretty much meant for perverts who want a girl in uniform to dom them.

>> No.17573933
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17573933

>tfw you will never be surrounded by cute undead girls
I'd kill myself, but I don't really like wisps

>> No.17573939
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>>17573919
I would always say yes to her

>> No.17573940
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17573940

>>17573919
I wouldn't say no to her Ice Queen mom

>> No.17573942

>>17573940
Do you want to break her heart?

>> No.17573948

>>17573942
I could always end up with both of them.

>> No.17573951

>>17573942
She just has to step up her game. If she finds a way to become sexier than her mom, I'm all hers

>> No.17573957 [DELETED] 

>>17573929
I do, actually. You obviously can't see just how bad things are. Not that you're intelligent enough to do that in the first place anyway. I'll tell you what you'll do, though: You'll just sit here and pretend you're not seeing the death of this place, until a mass-post deletion nuke comes to suppress the truth so you can resume posting your cookie-cutter desires nobody cares about like a good lapdog.
Always remember that you've brought this upon yourselves.

>> No.17573960

>>17573951
But what if she has a crazy fuck game to make up for inheriting zero of her mom's tits or ass?

>> No.17573972

>>17573948
Probably the best case scenario.

>> No.17573981 [DELETED] 

>>17573924
>>17573957
>Claims he's leaving every time he loses an argument
>He keeps coming back
See you next thread faggot.

>> No.17573982 [DELETED] 

>>17573957
>somebody on an anonymous imageboard anyone can post on is talking shit so it's everyone's fault
t. somebody who's obviously a cross-siter because he has no idea how 4chan works

>> No.17573983

>>17573960
Then getting curvy from chugging holst milk will make it all the better. Her mom will either be proud or jealous.

>> No.17573984

>>17573948
That's if the mom is single. Also what if she wants you all for herself.

>> No.17573985
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>>17573951
Ice, uh, finds a way

>> No.17573986

>>17573919
Why would anyone want to be my friend?

>> No.17573990 [DELETED] 

>>17573982
>>17573981
Shut up and keep posting images you found somewhere that's not from here like you always do, quasimodo. You don't even have your own drawfags anymore anyways.

>> No.17573993

>>17573986
No one wants to because your attitude stinks

>> No.17573996

>>17573984
She doesn't really have a choice in that. I'll fuck her good enough that she won't even care what happens, she'll love me and my dick.

>> No.17574001

>>17573993
That's what I'm saying, anon.

>> No.17574013

>>17573996
You disgust me, anon.

>> No.17574016

After this long day and a couple beers, I would love nothing more than for a smug, haughty monster girl to come home to, have her launch into a 'bow before me' speech just so I can go up to her, and start cuddling her before carrying/dragging to her to bed for deep snuggling

>> No.17574018 [DELETED] 

>>17573889
I don't know what the content of the novels is by the last I heard from RS it was "going well".

>> No.17574035

>>17573983
>Anon dating a glacie
>She's a freak in bed, and he likes her well enough
>The problem is that she's flat as a board on both ends
>Not helped by her mom packing a rack & ass that would make a succubus blush
>He always ogles her when he comes over, and she's all but said she wouldn't say no if he made a move
>Glacie becomes supremely pissed
>Bans Anon from her house for a month, refusing to see him
>Starts a heavy diet incorporating holst milk into every meal
>Her curves swell rapidly, making her entire wardrobe obsolete
>Finally invites Anon back over, tells him to come right up to her room
>She's waiting on the bed for him
>Her tits & ass now rival her mother's, but on a smaller frame
>Her lacy bra & panties are strained against her body
>She spends the whole night giving Anon an intimate tour of her new body
>When her mother finally gets home, she turns up the volume
>Ice Queen cracks open the door to her daughter's room
>Glacie's newly acquired tits are swaying wildly as she rides on Anon's cock, his hands sinking deep into her plump thighs
Glacie notices the door cracked open
>For a minute their eyes meet, and she smiles
>She turns it up another level, moaning loudly as her hips work like a jackhammer
>Ice queen bites her lip a little
>While she's proud of her daughter, she has to admit she's a little jealous that she's getting that good of a fuck
>Her legs begin to tremble & fidget, and one hand begins to drift under her dress

>> No.17574037

>>17574013
Why? I'd be happy and both of them would be too. The mom would be getting some warm cum in her womb so she can feel young again every night and her daughter would be living a nice romance. I'd have two great wives and live a nice life.

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>>17573957
>Caring this much about a thread you apparently hate
Either you're Shoggocks or a cross-siter

>> No.17574059 [DELETED] 

>>17574052
Crack-elves are nice
Would happily give one a taste of the mana in exchange for pumping her full

>> No.17574061

>>17573654
That's an alp my boy. You can tell because of the huge tail.

>> No.17574064

I'm going to be honest, I've never been interested in Glacies in the first place. However, Ice Queens are a completely different story.

>> No.17574068 [DELETED] 

>>17574052
nice monsterboy faggot

>> No.17574069

>>17574035
>and one hand begins to drift under her dress
Too hot. The glacies tried so hard, but her mom is too good to pass up.

>> No.17574071 [DELETED] 

>>17574052
>>17574059
>No Haughty, arrogant but secretly caring Kaela'Thas Cockstrider Oujo-sama to cuddle
>You'll never help her lead her people from being cack addicts to SE addicts.

>> No.17574090

>>17574035
Now that's how a childhood friend keeps her Anon. Make yourself so breedable, he doesn't want to mate with anyone else.

>> No.17574100

>>17574071
My eternity as a grumpy, healing paladin means that I'd probably have a bunch of those elves asking for the D to prevent them from going full addict.

I swear to the light that if she tries to summon her demon friends, I'm going to have some strong words with her.

>> No.17574106 [DELETED] 

>>17574071
Why was my post deleted? I was discussing MGs

>> No.17574120

>>17574090
Pretty much. Unless you're >>17574069 who is so intent on getting Glacie's Mom that he'd ntr her in the middle of having his brains fucked out.

>> No.17574125

>>17574120
Hey man, oyakodan is 10/10

>> No.17574139

I like ice queens but do I really have to rape one to marry her? Cant I just be some young knight hoping to impress her by keeping her territory safe but she never calls for me until she realizes im not going anywhere and that makes her fall for me and when we finally meet its atleast consensual instinct banging and not just me banging because im cold and lost and happened to find a ice queens castle?

>> No.17574145

>>17574139
What? No. Only rape

>> No.17574151

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to visit the ice queen unannounced.

She may be wearing her slippers and robe.

>> No.17574174

>>17574151
>visit Ice Queen without warning
>she answers the door in a robe and slipper, her hair is a mess, she's not wearing any make up, and she's holding a cutesy mug full of ice coffee
>she's so flustered showing off an unsightly appearance to a human boy that she almost faints when you call her cute

>> No.17574175

>>17574139
If she's based on hans andersens snow queen, simply hook your sled to the back of her carriage and she'll drive out of town and /ss/ you.

>> No.17574178

>>17574174
A good ice queen is one that knows how to be comfy.

>> No.17574180

>>17574175
Andersen was into some shit.

>> No.17574193

>>17574145
Man, I dont know how I feel about this.
>>17574175
This I like.

>> No.17574246

>>17574175
The only version of that story I know is the finnish fantasy movie from the 80s or something that has all kinds of crazy shit, like the boy swordfights a werebear because the snow queen wanted him to do that for some reason, that part probably wasn't in the original fairy tale.

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>>17574151
This sneaky reporter found the Ice Queen in her sweater, sweatpants, and slippers, check the 6:00 news for photos and more!

>> No.17574259
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17574259

Elves and Elf accessories.

>> No.17574261

>>17574255
Wintoskyr is tubby because it lets her resist the ice queens cold spells isn't she?

>> No.17574267

>>17574259
The best accessory to any elf is a womb full of cum.

>> No.17574270

>>17574261
That's just the convenient excuse she's come up with to hide her pastry addiction.

>> No.17574273

>>17574261
She'd stutter out 'y-yeah!' while hiding the extra doughnuts she bought on the way home.

>> No.17574274

>>17574174
In my case, I'd end up flustered myself, when I realize I didn't plan this far ahead and have no idea how to even flirt with her in the first place.

>> No.17574276

>>17574261
Nigga she doesn't look tubby at all, she just has a lot of clothing on because it's cold as fuck.

>> No.17574278

>>17574255
What would we do without the Wintoskyr!
Cutest girl! I wanna kiss her cheek and brush her tail!

>> No.17574283

>>17574270
She doesn't eat that many...does she?

>>17574273
She's just getting ready for winter.
When does winter actually end in wtinterstown?


>>17574276
There's a couple other pics.
She's kinda meaty

>> No.17574295

>>17574283
>When does winter actually end in wtinterstown?
Winter ends when the Ice Queen finds a proper husband, but no one has successfully gotten close enough to hug her

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>>17574283
The Ice Queen keeps it winter all the time. Hence Winterstown.
At this point, its become so normal that everyone in town has gotten used to it.
Please keep an eye out for Wendigos on the sidewalk between 3 and 4. They have a long way to walk home and sometimes one of them will get lost and knock on random doors bawling for her papa.

>> No.17574314

>>17574304
Sounds sad.

Would let that wendigo enjoy sweets and sit in my lap while I call her parents or let officer White Horn take her home.

>> No.17574319

>>17574283
>She doesn't eat that many...does she?
Sure anon sure, just don't ask why every bakery in town knows her by name, can predict when she's going to show up to within a few minutes, what she's going to order on what days, and has her order ready for her when she walks in.

>> No.17574322

>>17574319
Are you telling me
Wintoskyr has a fat plush soft bottom?

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>>17574314
>Showing genuine affection to children when Officer White Horn is around
Anon, that's how you get a steamy doegirl sneaking on you sexually.

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>> No.17574336

>>17574322
I'm telling you that if you grope it your fingers will sink in and that any panties she wears give her skindentation.

>> No.17574337

>>17574325
I wonder how monster girls would feel about a man who's good with children.

>> No.17574343

>>17574325
But she's a steadfabulous officer of the law.
Surely a well-built, muscled whitehorn like her wouldn't want to be with me.

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>>17574304
>Letting the snow get so deep that Wendi regularly gets lost on the way home
What kind of shit city is this? In my town we have plows out on Day 1 clearing and salting that shit, and while I joke about living in winter 2/3 of the year, this is literal ear-round winter! They should have Moose girls plowing the streets & sidewalks regularly.

You can bet a very concerned Paladin will be making an appearance at the next town hall meeting.

>> No.17574348

>>17574337
Showing your good with children around MGs would be like having a stuffed wallet or a meaty bulge around 3DPD. It's a guarantee you're gonna get laid.

>> No.17574349

>>17574337
Extremely aroused.

>> No.17574355

>>17574337
Mousegirls, devilbugs, khepris, and orcs alike would drop their panties for you the instant they saw how great you are with children.

>> No.17574357

>>17574344
The town is plowed fine, the littlest Wendigo sister just gets distracted by seeing meat where there isn't any and gets off track.
Like, way off track.
Like, search and rescue off track.
Her papa is very concerned she has some condition.

>> No.17574359

>>17574337
They drop to their knees, flush and with aching womb.

>> No.17574362

>>17574336
So you're telling me I have a strong need to marry her? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.
Lord help me, I am going to publicly grope that fat squirrel ass, and I don't care if I get thrown in jail for it.

>> No.17574372

would you like a nerdy muscular monster girl?

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>>17574343
>Next time anon goes outside Officer White Horn, in all her beefy /fa/ glory, happens to be patrolling his neighborhood
>"Oh! Citizen! You need to be careful, the uh, the sun's out today! Don't want you to wander into traffic with snowblind! Here, I will carry you to your destination. Please hop on~!"
>She is clearly not experienced with hiding her arousal, as her face is already flushed and she's breathing heavily while wiggling her backside in anticipation
I dunno anon. Maybe you're right.

>> No.17574375

>>17574372
Very much so.

Would love one and give her many daughterus

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17574380

>>17574372

no

>> No.17574388

>>17574374
Maybe.
I wouldn't want to impose on her like a day such as today.

I will, however, buy her some hot coffee as thanks for all the work she does along with helping with that little wendi.

>> No.17574391

>>17574372
God, yes. Give unto me all of your nerdy wisps, liches, and ommukades.

>> No.17574394

I wanna hear an elf-wight sing and play music REEEEE

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>>17574388
Anon, there's only one way this can end if you keep being this nice to her. The only difference will be if you come along willingly or not.

Times like this I wish we had actual lewds of White Horn.

>> No.17574396

>>17574372
Nope, I prefer one or the other.

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>>17574362
Big news squirrel thighs, grope and squeeze

>> No.17574399
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>>17574372
Yes please. A giant, muscular, nerdy Hellhound, with dorky looking glasses.
>You will never be kabedon'd by a nerdy musclehound
>She will never ask you "wut rings u got bich"

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>> No.17574402

>>17574395
There's a Wendigo next to the Lewd Horn, tail flapping about
http://i.imgur.com/tFjDgKD.jpg

>> No.17574403

>>17574397
>That pudge
>Those tits
>Those thighs
>Those ass fangs
Mother of God, she could smother you with all those curves. Far from the worst way to go out.

>> No.17574404

>>17574395
I want her to 'calmly' pin me against a wall with half crazed eyes so that I can kiss her on the lips.

>> No.17574409

>>17574397
literally my waifu
Winterskyr

>> No.17574411
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17574411

>>17574402
That's not lewd, anon. Lewd is imminent with those rape eyes shes giving you, but I want actual lewds. Titty groping, clothed paizuri, reverse wall pinning, a steaming hot load blown on her flushed face; stuff like that.

>> No.17574413

>>17574403
The softest and the cutest.

Cuddlecat has a rival.

>> No.17574414
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>>17574372
Yes. But none of that gap moe crap. I want a mountain of muscle who dirty talks me in bed by quoting Henry V.

"One more into the breach."
"Stiffen thy sinew and conjure thy blood."
"Hold hard thy breath and bend up every spirit"
"To his full height. On, on, you noblest husband!"

>round two engaged

>> No.17574416

>>17574399
>"This wedding ring, for you"
>it doesn't fit her paws
>she collars you instead

>> No.17574419

>>17574413
But Winter has her tail too
Checkmate catthiests

>> No.17574421

>>17574416
Collars are supposed to go on dogs.

>> No.17574436

>>17574255
Gonna capture her and punish her in the name of the Ice Queen!

>> No.17574548

You know what I fucking love? A dragon.

>> No.17574596

>>17574548
What color?

>> No.17574600

>>17574596
Black and red/orange, like the sunset.

Sunset dragon.

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17574608

>>17574600
Not bad. I like a classic black myself.

>> No.17574617

I want an Elf with the haughtiness of a High Elf from the Elder Scrolls series.

>> No.17574623

>>17574608
All blacks are pretty good too, especially when thye have long hair to go with it.

>> No.17574628

>>17574255

I'm going to find out if that naked huddling stuff really keeps you warm.

>> No.17574638
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>>17574421
I'd wear one for her.

>> No.17574645

>>17574638
Would you want a genki Hellhound who spaces out while thinking about how much she'd love to cuddle that cute nerd in her class??

>> No.17574656
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17574656

>>17574645
Yes, as long as she's assertive and dominant too!

>> No.17574674

>>17574656
Well yeah, she's a Hellhound. Cute and lovey-dovey doesn't mean she won't pulverize your hips before snuggling the pain away.

>> No.17574686

Do you read bedtime stories to your daughteru anon? You aren't a bad father who just sends his daughterus to bed straight away, are you?

>> No.17574690

>>17574656
She is literally demeaning to be mating pressed by wearing that outfit and having that expression.
I swear officer it's not a crime if they practically forced you to do it.

>> No.17574702

>>17574686
Sure thing. Before she went to sleep I'd lay down with her and tell her some nice stories about adventures, maybe some romance and a bit with morals. They grow up so fast, you gotta make sure to get everything in there.

>> No.17574706
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>>17574690
I think she lost a bet with that scheming cheshire!

>> No.17574710

>>17574686
My waifu is the one who reads to our daughteru before bed, I would definitely tell her stories I make up for her though! Either way though my daughteru would always get a story of some sort before bed.

>> No.17574715

>>17574706
I'll have to thank the cheshire then and ask her where she found such clothes so I can get several more outfits for the hellhound.

>> No.17574716

>>17574656
(puke)

>> No.17574719 [DELETED] 

>>17574715
Making tomboyish monstergirls dress up in girly clothes is the b est.

>> No.17574721
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>>17574715
Making tomboyish monster girls dress up in girly clothes is the best.

>> No.17574737

>>17574721
I thought this was going to be Shimauu

>> No.17574740

>>17574721
It really is, especially seeing them get all flustered and embarrassed to being called cute.

>> No.17574746
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>>17574737
>Shimauu
Nah, it's "Saotome Girl, Hitakakusu", if you're into height difference, muscles, tomboys, and short hair, it ticks all those boxes.

>> No.17574749

>>17574686
I don't like reading out loud. All she gets is her night time cunny rub and that's it.

>> No.17574752

>>17574746
Cute! Even if less so than Shimauu

>> No.17574761

>>17574749
Hi, KDF.

>> No.17574766

>>17574761
You watch yourself anon, this >>17574710 is me.

>> No.17574770

>>17574638
I always thought the tits in this picture were paws, and that it was a tiny hellpup. I think it was cuter that way. It totally ruined it for me when i clicked the thumbnail.

>> No.17574797

>>17574746
Ah so that's where that 'abs on the brain' picture is fun. Good to see Japan has good taste every now and then.

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17574802

>>17574797
Abs > Tits > Ass

>> No.17574856

>>17574802
Objectively incorrect, you either like dick or you like thicc

>> No.17574871
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>>17574397
Neither snow, nor hibernation will stop Rata-chan from getting the scoop!

>> No.17574874
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>>17574802
Ass > Abs > Tits
Tru facs

>> No.17574893

>>17574874
Flat chest + plump ass is a match made in heaven.

>> No.17574899

>>17574893
Pear shape best shape.

>> No.17574909

>>17574893
A heaven without tits is oxymoronic

>> No.17575012
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17575012

BUILT

>> No.17575049
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>>17575012
MERE

>> No.17575055
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>>17575049
FEMALE

>> No.17575081

>>17575012
Please stop, this isn't helping my desire to smash a doraf.

>> No.17575090

>>17575081
Why is wanting to do that a bad thing? I'm sure they'd love it too.

>> No.17575113
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17575113

>>17575090
They would but it's too early in the morning for boners from looking at Alicia art.

>> No.17575128
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17575128

A salamander samurai is what we need

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>> No.17575150

>>17575144
the perspective here is kinda fucked

>> No.17575156

>>17575144
>hellhound bing held down by a cheshire
Is that smug cat taking raging mushrooms?

>> No.17575158

>>17575144
>Handholding
Woah dude, blue board.

>> No.17575162

>>17575156
manticore

>> No.17575167

>>17570049
This prompt is great. I might write about this even though it'll likely be shit

>> No.17575227

So condoms are a no go, what about sex with an anubis milf through her spats?

>> No.17575270

>>17575144
>yuri
Pls yes

>> No.17575323

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html
Imagine wanting a kobold and getting a giant rodent girl

>> No.17575357

>>17574871
I'll have a scoop of her if you catch my drift

>> No.17575364
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17575364

>>17575323
Rats make good pets too.

>> No.17575375

>>17575364
and rat-girls make good cock-sleeves

>> No.17575377

>>17575323
>Imagine wanting a kobold
No.

>> No.17575385
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>>17575377
Nothing wrong with the cute little pups.

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>>17575375
Excellent cock-sleeves even.

>> No.17575397

>>17575144
Gaaaay

>> No.17575400

>>17575377
would it be better if it was a mature, 5'11 tall kobold?

>> No.17575438

>>17575400
I want a large breed of huntsman Kobold.

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>>17575395
I never had rat girl fetish till a MGQ thread.
Post about a rat girl raping and pee'in on you giving you Leptospirosis.
damn perverts.
Now I am all looking at Nazrin porn and stuff.

>> No.17575492
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>>17575476
rats are sluts

>> No.17575493

>>17575476
that's disgusting anon

>> No.17575496

>>17575476
You're a nasty motherfucker.

>> No.17575502
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17575502

>>17575492
Only for their husbands, and they make excellent broodmothers!

>> No.17575510

>>17575502

Make sure to give them plenty of cheese and snacks when they are carrying your kids.

The need a lot of nutrients to carry your children.

>> No.17575557

>>17572853
>>17572861
I would like the comic, if not for the size queen thing

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17575609

>>17575502

>> No.17575610

>>17575609
did he overdo it?

>> No.17575613

>>17575610
Hardly, there are barely three dozen in that picture. Any good husband of a Rat must father at least a town's worth of dauhgterus.

>> No.17575655

Horny fertile mice are to be denied pregnancy, and only be used as anal cocksleeves.

>> No.17575664

>>17575655
you're an awful human being
take a good look at yourself in the mirror

>> No.17575667

>>17575476
I never seen her scene, she pees on you?
is that a loss scene or a request?
is Leptospirosis some sort of status effecty? what does it do?

>> No.17575674

>>17575438
Bernhardiner Kobold.

>> No.17575700
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Latest update!

>> No.17575703

>>17575609
Is there a boobonic plague?

>> No.17575740

>>17575703
>Monster Girl Plague that gives them massive, hugely inconvenient breasts.

Would be fun.

>> No.17575748

>>17575740
>sabbath cultists in hazmat suits.jpg

>> No.17575771

>>17575748
>Sabbath cultists in hazmat suits
>'Sick' sabbath scientists in lab coats that hang off huge breasts, accidentally knocking things over with those cannons or tripping because to the counterbalance.
>That one anon teaching a kindergarten class now has an awkward day as all his charges are oppai lolis.

>> No.17575801

>>17575700
Very cute

>> No.17575804
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Flat

>> No.17575811

Monster Girls can change a man's life for the better right? What kind of monster girl would Forrest Gump have had instead of Jennay and how would his life have been different?

>> No.17575817

>>17575740
I hope a vaccine is found quickly.

>> No.17575820

>>17575610
You can never overdue it with mice anon! There are some of them who are only able to relax when they have your children growing inside them.

>> No.17575864

>>17575804
Monster girl with big hands are weirdly attractive.

>> No.17575881

>>17575817
You gay, son?

>> No.17575947

>>17574656
I want to tease this nerdhound until she snaps and stalks and rapes me!

>> No.17575956

>>17574656
Is she colorblind? What a horrible style. I want to force her to strip naked so I don't have to look at it.

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>>17575740
What about mgs who already have massive breasts?

>> No.17576007

>>17575811
Monster girls are not real and there is no escape from the metaphorical Jennay, anon.

>> No.17576024

>>17575956
Please don't bully her, she worked really hard on that cosplay.

>> No.17576050

>>17575974
God help them.

>> No.17576085

>>17576050
Poor girls can't even go through doors.

>> No.17576096

>>17575947
Still pushing the nerdhound meme? I wonder if it's the same faggot pushing cunny and daughteru garbage.

>> No.17576097

>>17576085
Plus side.
It leaves them 'vulnerable' to their husbands havig fun with them.

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