Monster girl Thread: Tree hugger hippies edition

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Charybdis is really gross!

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I want to pay for sex with a cute lolinuki.

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>>17537413
I want to drink a maple dryad's nectar directly from the source!

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If you kill a monstergirl, what happens to her husband? Is he just free game? Can he transform from some monster's ideal form to another monster's ideal form?

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>>17537435
I want to keep giving that 'nuki cookies and sweets every day

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Does her gaze affect other monstergirls too?

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>>17537440
He dies of grief unless they have children already.

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>>17537413
>edition
Absolutely disgusting.

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Let's all love White Horns

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x is best girl

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>>17537454
White Horns are not for sexual! Especially if they're in heat!

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>>17537454
I want ta small, shetland style white horn

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>>17537454
Whitehorns deserve all the love in the world.
>>17537462
They're for gently breading and hugging afterwards.

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>>17537456
x is shit
kys

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>>17537454
White Horns would be great if they weren't taurs.

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>>17537476
She's still /fa/ both with and without the horse body

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>>17536466
>[Mizone] Ayakashi no Omotenashi | A Monster's Hospitality (COMIC BAVEL 2016-08) [English] [THOT Patrol Translations]
thanks anon

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>>17537485
COMFY
O
M
F
Y

Literally made for hugs.

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>>17537485
I want to ruin a White Horn's jacket with clothed paizuri!

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>>17537534
I want to undress a White Horn for lingerie paizuri!

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>>17537554
I want to impregnate a teen white horn so she has to try and be fashionable while pregnant.

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>>17537564
I'd rather impregnate a hikkyneet CC White Horn so she has to try to become a worthwhile member of society so she can care for her daughter.

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>>17537574
I want to support a kuu hikky-NEET CC in exchange for sexual favors. She'd lay on her stomach, playing her games, and let me prone bone her whenever I wanted in exchange for letting her live at my house and buying her food and games. Eventually all the creampies I'd given her would get her pregnant and she'd panic at having to leave her comfy NEET life behind.

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Moist and DELICIOUS

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http://imgur.com/a/lFFo9

This is the ideal outfit for a Holstaur, prove me wrong.

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>>17537652
That's slutty, this is the ideal one.

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>>17537658
i want to molest that chocolate holsts feet

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>>17537449
I'd assume they get extra horny from it
Only monster girls more powerful than her would resist it

>>17537454
White Horns are at their happiest when they find a vulnerable gentleman in distress to save from the harsh cold

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>>17537440
This makes me wonder how are Amazon husbands who lost their wives in a battle treated by the village? Are they kicked out? Are they just raped by a single Amazon?

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I wanna give headpats to a elf!

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>>17537681
Widowers would be prime healing material.

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>>17537681
Sympathy and respect, maybe some lolis would want to try to heal them.

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>>17537692
If you headpat an elf you'll get your scent on her and her mother will never take her back. What are you going to do then? You can't just put her back into her tree like nothing happened.
No matter how fluffy their hair is or how unprotected their delicate ears are, do NOT headpat an elf unless you want her to follow you home and prostrate herself on your bed.

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>>17537681
The tribe probably has a lich or similar at arm's reach, but rather than to simply resurrect the amazon the husband is geared up to go to the underworld and find her first. Whether he stays down there or drags her back up is up to choice. The lad's the wife of an amazon, he can't be slacking off just because of death.

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>>17537698
Why lolis?

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>>17537706
>Got so used to shitposting about monstergirls I instinctively wrote wife instead of husband
Well I mean, amazons and gender reversal and all that...

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>>17537709
They're not married yet.

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How yould you like a disguised monster to reveal herself?

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>>17537720
>Would *
Stupid phone

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>>17537652
>>17537658
None of these are sling bikinis...

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>>17537720
Gradual transformation.

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>>17537720
>heihachi had to kill his demon waifu in self defence.

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>>17537744
Thats what she gets for birthing a monsterboy

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What a ded thred

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA

>When you tell the Demon Lord no Sith and the buggers come to your house blasting this at full volume

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>>17537796
>that horrific thigh gap
Stupid dog.

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>>17537796
Been dead for a few days now, I think everyone's caught up in school starting back up.

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>>17537800
Purple haired anubi would be for tender loving bullying

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>>17537796
Why is that dog speaking in Russian? She's Egyptian.

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>>17537801
good

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>>17537796
I would like to slowly lead a hardworking anubis down the path of hedonism.

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>>17537695
>>17537698
>Healing a widower
BEGONE
THOT

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>>17537647
Is that supposed to be a kej?

That's a girl we haven't spoken about loving in a while. Kej arestill kute

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>>17537800
I want to punch Nitocris in her butthole with my tongue.

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>>17537849
i've heard of shit taste but this is retarded

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>>17537849
I want to punch Nitocris in the belly with my fist and then in the butthole with my cock.

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>>17537861
Nito is for womb bullying with one's dick until she is pregnant.

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>>17537815
Who knows

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>>17537906
That sphinx has seen some shit.

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>>17537861
>He wouldn't rim a cute girl

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>>17537906
I don't speak Spanish, can someone translate this?

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>>17537861
Don't be silly anon, monstergirls don't poop!

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>>17537963
Monster girls don't sweat and can't get fat either!

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>>17537935
Cu sith?
More like cute sith*!

*When not a furry

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>>17537975
But then how am I supposed to have lots of hot, sweaty sex with my chunky maus waifus?

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>>17538008
I don't know but that does sound like fun.

They get into those hathorite products and are they on top or are you?

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>>17538022
You need to remove "monster girls don't poop".

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>>17538008
Turn that holstaur milk into holstsaur cheese and treat them to it every day! Spoil them! Spoon feed them yourself and watch as they start to pick up
a few pounds in all the right places.

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>>17538022
no hathorite products, just good eating. it helps when you have several mice who each can cook. keeps everyone fed well.
also, sometimes a, sometimes b. depends on individual mouse preferences.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1_Ey-qIVE

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>>17538037
So you'd have a haughty mouse that loves to do expensive, high quality meals like steak that enjoys being on top and has a huge, for her size, chest while the bottom heavy, meek one that makes killer breakfast foods loves nothing more than you using her rear in the bed?

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>>17538001
The Siths as furries are not for sexual. They are for pitying and burning at the stake.

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>>17538049
The Wolf's Den is the coolest place in town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7naPxQVqoQ

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>>17538049
>>17538111
Just watch out for the Big Bad Wolves that frequent the place.

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>>17537954
The weak should fear the strong

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>>17538132
I don't speak vodka.

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>>17538132
I wish I could speak cheeki breeki so I could translate these.

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>>17538132
>>17538136
>Read the post
>Look at the pose

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>>17538120
That story could've been so much better if he wasn't such a massive fucking faggot about his own writing

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>>17538147
Blyat

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>>17538132
I hope a monster gets me in a chokehold someday.

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>>17538132
Lucky guy being wrapped in warm schedule dog arms.

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all subfags are cucks

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I want a big, muscled schedule dog that serves as the pharaohs general but really just wants to be doing administrative and bookish roles like those that her sisters perform.

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>>17538191
If being pinned down by a big strong dragon and raped until I impregnate her and have to take responsibility makes me a cuck then I guess you might as well call me Anthony Burch.

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all domfags are cucks

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>>17538132
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>>17537796
Artist? I've never seen this style before.

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>>17538156
idi nahui

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>>17538200
you certainly will be one when a real man comes along and makes her a mere female lizard

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(you)

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>>17538201
>>17538191
fight
fight
fight
fight

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>>17538251
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss.

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>>17538265
that's fucking gay anon

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I need something to write that isn't my own name

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>>17538281
you could write an encyclopedia about monstergirls.

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>>17538281
hitlerdidnothingwrong

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>>17538281
Why are the reptilian monstergirls (Dragons/Lamias/Lizards) the best ones?

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>>17538218
rush b suka

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>>17537720
By finding out it's an illusion, and inquiring as to what she is hiding.

Maybe even having the sense that something wasn't quite right for a while before then.

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>>17538293
What is this from anon?

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>Propose a Bapho
>Be weak as shit, you cant possibly defeat her
>Instead take the "husband challenge"
>Get sent by her to a RPG-like quest where she will set up a shop with potions and items that can make even a weakling like you succeed in the quest that normally only legendary heroes can succeed
>The shopkeeper is loli "obviously not Bapho" girl
>While normally items cost currency. To get the true legendary items you need to take her out on dates and go through sex scenes with her

Will you blow her cover and tell her you know its her or play along?

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>>17538314
from mother Russia, cyka

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I want a salamander with overly large breasts that make it difficult for her to fight.

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>>17538320
I'd make sure to mention the baphomet in conversation and say nice things about her, just to watch the shop keeper go red in the face.

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>>17538314
I see that, but whose the artist? They're really good, and reverse image search shows nothing

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>>17538320
>While normally items cost currency. To get the true legendary items you need to take her out on dates and go through sex scenes with her
Well shit, how do are you supposed to get the legendary weapons if you're saving yourself for the Bapho? That sounds difficult to make it through the quest using normal weapons unless you either grind like hell, or find a strategy to cheese the quest.

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>>17538331
"I cant have sex with you. My heart belongs to the Bapho, even though she doesnt loves me."

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>tfw had a dream about a Raiju bring my generator when the hurricane knocked out my power.
My neighbors were jealous and I saved a whole bunch in gasoline.

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>>17538273
Alps are like supervillains
Nobody likes them but they are a necessary evil to get rid of faggots.

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>>17538314
From Russia, with love

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>>17538320
Play along, though I wouldn't visit her shops most of the time.

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What about a sort of phantom/ochimusha combo?

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>>17538364
Why not?

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>>17538368
Because of grinding.

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>>17538357
Please anon, I need to know who the artist is. I gotta know if there's more or gonna be more. I'm a slut for schedule dogs

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>>17538366
>Sengoku Basara
Never thought I'd see a character from that series get posted here.

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>>17538339
>Bapho thinks you'll eventually just give in and fuck her for the items
>Instead she heartpupils the next time she sees you after spending three weeks without break grinding to the level cap

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>>17538339
If you are not willing to grind like hell for your wife you don't deserve her.

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>>17538410
>>17538422
I think you guys missed the point of the post being about an Anon not lewding and dating the shopkeeper because he doesn't understand she's the bapho.

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>>17538291
>Dragons
Dragons have almost always been associated with something men respect on a primal, bestial level: Strength. Before the Demon Lord came in and slutted everything up, they would have been very close, if not the de facto strongest family of monsters. Knights ride out to slay them on quests, Lords emblazon their sigils with iconography of them. Or, to even farther East, the Zipangans or Mist Continent dwellers literally revere them as Gods, the former tracing back their emperor's ancestry to an Otohime. There's also the fact that due to themselves representing strength at its paramount, a Dragon will only settle for their husband being a cremé-of-the-crop physical specimen. Meaning, that dare I say it, you have to literally climb that mountain to garner her love. They're also insanely affectionate when you turn them into mere female lizards.

>Lamia
If there's one thing men distrust but enamored by is the snake. If I were to put it in a sexual context, Lamia are actually terrifying apex sexual predators when it comes to sensory overload or bondage play. Especially considering that they'd be able to feel your heart beat through their muscles as they coiled around you. The mating with them lasts for hours, they have an insane wife instinct and maternal drive. They literally get off on the idea of 'embracing' you so tightly, so to speak.

>Lizardmen and Salamanders
See Dragons, but a more reasonable goal and a more commonplace one. There's nothing sexier than a woman who can kick your ass and unless you've gotten a blowjob from a woman who actually knows how to end a guy rightly you haven't lived at all.

But, at the end of the day, I will say this.

Lustria never gives up her prey.

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>>17538429
I'm making a general statement.

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>>17538429
>because he doesn't understand she's the bapho
I'm fairly sure that he knows, thus "Will you blow her cover and tell her you know its her or play along?"

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>>17538387
Are you the fag who commissioned 3 pics from sookmo?

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>>17538437
>There's also the fact that due to themselves representing strength at its paramount, a Dragon will only settle for their husband being a cremé-of-the-crop physical specimen.

Thats not true at all. In fact, a fun fact, Salamander-Lizardman is more a bitch than Dragon will ever be. All you have to do is step in front of a single Dragon, propose her and thats it. They are actually very chill, I dont know why they have such a bad reputation about being picky.

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>>17538488
I think if an anubis called me master something inside me would snap and I wouldn't be responsible for what came after.

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>>17538488
No. I wish I had the money to commission artwork of anubises though.

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>>17537454
Get in here you fucking cutie! It's cold out and you're buried in the snow! My wife is going to cast so many luck spells on you, you'll run into your perfect husband the second you walk out the door.

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>>17537720
Leaving hot fried tofu out on the counter and seeing if she eats it.

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Lately manticores have been on my mind a lot, I don't care what one would put me through with her sadistic acts and cruel words as long as she cuddled as part of aftercare.
Am I broken?

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>>17538489
Isn't it obvious? Its a smear campaign from Lizardmen and Salamanders to make Dragon look bad.

I mean, she is stronger, superior Lizard and unlike them she doesn't put you through that "you have to be a warrior" requirement.

They had to invent that "Dragons are super picky! Even more than us!" myth to avoid anons go wife hunting for Dragons and think its easier to waifu Lizards even if you have to become an elite fighter. This myth is the reason so many Dragons die single and become Dragon Zombies. We have to spread the word about how truly amazing and great girls Dragon are.

>The myth still fails at its purpose since most guys that are fooled by it rather than getting good and becoming warriors to marry Lizard Girls, go for Wurms, Dragon Zombies and Wocks.

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>>17538533
Nope. You're just a slut for tailpussy.

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Don't underestimate cats.

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>>17538533
>Am I broken?
Does it matter when you have good taste?

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>>17538533
>The only girl with "cruel" personality. Beware!

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>>17538540
I guess I am, tail pussy is a hell of a drug.
>>17538544
It's nice that manticores have regained some popularity, at one point they go a ton of hate.

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>>17538533
I want to drink a Manticores milk.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9_Kx81dw4

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>>17538541

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>>17538593
I want to break her hymen.

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>>17538582
Personally I like my Wisps with a twist of voodoo and coon-ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcJ5WQSamQ

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Shhh, banana is sleeping

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>>17538641
That perspective is all fucked up, she looks like a puddle.

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>>17538191
>>17538201
Everyone but fencefags are cucks

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>>17538547
How I imagine a manticore being "cruel"
>Come home from a long day of work
>Manticore waifu is on the couch in panties and a loose t shirt
>Acknowledge one another while you shuffle into the kitchen and open the fridge
>Notice the peice of cake you saved from dessert last night is missing
>Call out to manticore waifu "Um sweetie where did my piece of cake go?"
>"I ate it"
>"But I was saving that for when I got off."
>"I know"
>Crumple down in front of the fridge, defeated and cakeless.
And later that night you get some of her cake.

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>>17538654
Taking flat to a new level

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>>17538665
>Eating a man's cake

Thats too cruel anon.

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>>17538641
Banana is thick.

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say do you guys even know about Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki ? or is this one of these mangas we don't talk about cause reasons ?

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>>17538533
>>17538540
>TFW only ELH and RSAnon wrote good Manticore shorts

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>>17538693
>RSAnon
RIP

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>>17538686
Literally never heard of it, but I recognize that komainu.

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>>17538721
What the fuck is that fringe supposed to be?

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>>17538731
If you're talking about the hair curls, you could google komainu pictures.

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>>17538739
No, that fringe specifically.

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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

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>>17538792
Get in line faggot, I desire an Automaton that's that thick.

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>>17538731
Exactly what it looks like.

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>>17538841
I want to cut that hair and fix it.

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>>17538731
A cinnamon roll.

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Would a Hellhould get pissed if her husband "good girl" pats her?

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>>17538846
Hair doesn't do that

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>>17538488
Sauce?

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>>17538848
Yep. Rape would definitely follow.

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>>17538864
Isn't that business as usual?

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does anyone else get weirded out or uncomfortable out the maid/pet/sevant "master" relationship thing?

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>>17538878
Not anywhere close to how I hate "daddy" etc.

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>>17538878
I get weirded out when you guys spell it as mastah and I can only hear in carl from athf voice.

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>>17538887
Daddy and mommy relationships are the worst.

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Which monmusu would like to have sex while high?

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Yetis in folklore are said to be larger than humans, but their monster girl version doesn't seem to be big on average. I think large size would suit them well. Muscles are not 100% necessary, but would be a plus.

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If the world is a vampire, does that mean waifu is everything?

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>>17538903
>EMG
>Drugs
nice bait, but nevertheless GTFO

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>>17538907

go back to /mu/ billy

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>>17538920
I meant to say mamono but it autocorrected.

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>>17538903
now that I think about it, arn't were sheep and their fur that world equivalent to heroin?

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>>17538904
The size comes from the cloak after all.

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>>17538892

i hope you get a handbanana girl

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>>17538904
Same, I always though Yetis should be pretty tall.

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Hellhounds are perfect.

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>>17538501
Best would be outranking a lolinubis so she calls you "my lord" or "your highness" or something.

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>>17538946
The novelty wears off pretty quick. I'd rather an anubis over my stature and position get conned into being my maid for a day.

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>>17538933
"All I know is husband...Child...And rape."

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>>17538946
Lolinubis you say?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57035690

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>>17538892
would you still do a monster girl if she talked and acted like carl?

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I know folks talk about older business women but I've been thinking....

What about the 'blue collar' girls.

Like, why not have a minotaur construcition worker instead of a business owner or a lowly dwarf miner instead of the Lady of a Dwarven keep.

I, for example, do sometimes think about getting a dragon queen or something similar but I honestly hate being important or the center of attention.

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>>17539025
Blue collar are the best.

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>>17539027
That they are.

Like, instead of having a tanuki who owns a massive super corporation, one that works as a manager at a construction site.

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>>17539025
I like to think about manticore and hellhound construction workers cat-calling at male passersby until the baphomet foreman yells at them to get back to work.

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>>17539025
There's nothing enticing about a blue collar construction worker. They work out all their frustrations in the day through hard labour and so when they get home they're just tired.

But business women grills are hot, spending all day in a tight top and a pencil skirt, commuting on shitty trains. It also makes one tired, but there's also an undercurrent of tension to be worked out.

Better yet if she's spent years coming home to a dark and empty house. Then they really know how to appreciate walking home to a bath, dinner and husband.

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>tfw you just want to go swimming in MGE
>Normal ass swimming
>You can't because of MGs

I'm starting to understand why Order / Not Ilias are upset over MGs.

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>>17539040
I imagine monster girls would be a lot more blunt with their cat calling
>Passing buy a construction site
>Big, beefy Hellhound on her break, sitting on an I-Beam eating her lunch
>She looks up at you and her eyes glow
>"Hey cutie, I wouldn't mind you deep inside of me - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

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>>17539025
I grew up in a blue collar family and was surrounded with the reality of how much it takes from you.

Hard to romanticize something that, to those who have experienced it, seems so inferior.

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>>17539087
Get a wife, faggot. Swim with her.

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>>17538954
>The novelty wears off pretty quick
It would be only a part of the fun to be had in that scenario, naturally.

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>>17539085
>>17539103

Oh, I'm not expecting a girl that comes back from hard lifting to be super romantic or some overly elaborate sex.

I'm talkiing more about a tired oni that just wants to come home, crack open a beer, and relax on the couch.

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>>17538938
Can't argue against objective facts.

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>>17539089
Damn! DAMN! Shit man I mean..... THAT HELLHOUND! I just have no words to say. 20 out of 10, perfect. Would waifu immediately.

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>>17539087
can't unhear that one video

feesh pussie

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>>17539145
That nighound is crackhead tier thin.

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>>17539108
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2765737

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>>17539103
>>17539117

Thats when you pump her full of your mamano to make her ready for the next day.

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>>17539229
Lazy, slow sex while she relaxes is the best.

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>>17539025
Ideally my waifu would indeed help me with my job

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>>17539229
It's your duty as her husband to ensure you fill her enough that she's ready for all of tomorrow with energy to spare!

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>>17539266
And what sort of job would that be?

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>>17539279
welding underwater, I would wear my waifu like an environmental suit.

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>>17539300
She a slime?
Or would you have a mermaid or other acquatic waifu that follows you down there to keep an eye on you?

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>>17539313
As much as it would be convenient to have an aquatic waifu to run me tools, my dick has demanded I chase down Shoggoths. The real shame is knowing that aquatic MGs would immediately make my field obsolete.

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>>17539335
Oh.
So you want to be welding and taken to the sunken city.

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I want a pair of jinko twins.
Big, tall, muscled jinko twins that would snuggle up at the end of the day

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>>17539424
Minichuffs deserve love too.

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>>17539436
Their stunted little sister could be cute as well.

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>>17539436
I prefer them jumbo, with delicious abs

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>>17539465
I swing between wanting a tall, heavily muscled jinko, a tall, strongfat jinko, and a small, oppai loli jinko.

Vanilla jinko is delicious too

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>>17539347
Something like that, but really I just want to wear her like a wetsuit that also periodically gives me blowjobs while I work.

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>>17539475
Does strongfat monster girl art even exist? I never see any.

[Anonymous No.]

>216 cm tall Kikimora with an extremely thick Slavic accent
>Is actually very dainty and girly, and enjoys nothing more than being praised by her master

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>>17539520
The best!

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>>17539518
I dunno, I wouldn't want to screw around with underwater work with stuff like that.

>>17539519
I don't believe so but I wish it did.

>>17539520
That's a cute kiki.
8ft tall is the best for snuggling.
Would make her the small spoon.

Although face to face snuggling is good.

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>>17539520
How would she react if you walked in on her twirling around in front of a mirror while wearing a frilly pink dress in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539436
Literally demanding a raw adult penis in her little pussy.

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>>17539540
Is she?

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>>17539554
Yes.
A heavily pregnant minichuff will soon be walking throughout the building

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539475
I want at least 2 of 3 of those

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>>17539569
And which would those be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17537672
Vulnerable, timid White Horns are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539539
She'd probably be embarrassed at being caught in such a state but as her master I'd order her to continue while I watch.

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>>17539554
Yes, just look at that body, those tan lines, that outfit, she's absolutely demanding to be cummed inside over and over again until it's flowing out of her and she can't do anything more than lay there and twitch in the afterglow with an ahegao on her face.

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>>17539573
Strongfat just because there isn't art of strongfat.

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>>17539089
>that pic
That's pretty much what I imagine a hellhound would look like if someone threatened their male. Hell for some of the more touchy hellhounds, that's probably the reaction you get if someone is rude or makes a snide remark about their one and only male.

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>>17539685
>Your boyfriend is an ugly stupid manwhore!

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>>17539087
You could solve that by throwing grenades into the water before you go swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539685
Hellhounds get angry pretty quickly and can be quite threatening, but it's the snakes you have to watch out for.
Nobody holds a grudge like a lamia, and they NEVER forget.

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>>17539702
>>17539840
I bet the husbands of those hotdogs can calm them down real quick with some ear scratches
>"What did you just say about my mate, you uppity bitch?"
>"I said he's an ugly stupid manwhoooooohhhh..."
>"What's wrong you dumb cuuuuhhhhh... ooohhh to the left a little bit..."
>"What were we fighting about again?

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>>17538848
No, however, the husband better be prepared for hours of cuddling, locked in a tight vice grip.

[Anonymous No.]

Decided to run these through google translate to see what these mean, or at least get a sense of what they're saying. It's better than nothing I suppose. If anyone knows Russian and is able to clean these up, that'd be cool.

This took longer than it should have. Not knowing any Russian or having a good way to type Cyrillic made it difficult,
not to mention the font in the pictures looks weird compared to some of the actual characters.

>>17537796
Anubis: My task is to protect Pharaoh's troops and the territory around the nicknames from intruders

In other, not a fact that terrifies
P.S. Actuated only for men

>>17537906
Anubis: I figured out that the offender appears about once every six months, and with a probability of 70% is a man
By the way, it's time to make a schedule and a list of cases for another month ahead

Sphinx: What? Semiannually?!
I will always remain in the old maidens forever! What kind of injustice, all these adventurers?

>>17538132
Anubis: I believe, the judge of the first man is obvious
But the second ...

>>17538293
Anubis: What a claim?! These men I caught, and what to do with them, too, I decide!
Sphinx: Haha, guys, thanks for worrying about me... I'm fine, really...

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>>17539923
Also, a source on whoever made these would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered surrendering to the power of the sea? Or do you need to be dragged down to the depths and taught how to swim?

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>>17539983
And what if I refuse and stay on land?

[Anonymous No.]

Do each MG race has their own marriage ritual?

I would love it if Hellhounds and Jinkos had one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540038
Not at all. Most just go with rape and get done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539983
i like sea bishops, but i am a land lubber,maybe shed be into setting up in a horseshoe shaped tropical atoll like wake island?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539983
I wouldn't mind marrying a cute Merrow. A shame that they have to give up their hat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539569
same ;-;7

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>>17540048
>I will never be the manager to a pair of Jinko tag team wrestling champs
When will this hell end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540058
Feel free to end it at any time

[Anonymous No.]

Big kitty titties

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>>17540066
Medium kitty titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540066
Meh. I've seen bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540081
Fat cats should be made to exercise, it's not good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are felines so second best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540086
She's a house cat. They're always going to have a little extra pudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never go on adventures with a fox

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>>17540114
Sorry mate, but Xiaomu is spoken for. Though I hear her friend is still single.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's an appropriate hour to post lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17539025
I'm too much of a fatass for blue collar. I studied hard so I didn't have to do it to make a living. Maybe that's why I like nerd birbs and hakutakus and automations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540126
Dead lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540114
What's with the edgy dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540114
Oh my god that delicious oni's dumb robot summoning dance and FLAT TUM

I miss this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540140
Lustful lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to consider your household environment before taking in your waifu. She may grow fixated on certain items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540126
Would you a flat-chested loli bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540156
It was less summoning the robot and more controlling it with fin wire attached to her fans.
which makes sense a the robots are called karakuri in her region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540166
I'd bully a loli's flat chest

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>>17540143
How is he edgy?

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>>17540143
Reiji's been through some shit. His personality is nowhere near as edgy as his appearance and fighting style (weilding three katanas and two handguns all at once) would make you think. The walking meme factory of a fox that he's married to pretty much forces him to not take himself seriously.

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>>17540189
>Two-tone anime hair
>Scars on the face but still looks good
>Lots of black and red on clothes
>Tragic backstory
>Fights with katanas
To be fair, it wouldn't be that hard to get that kind of vibe if it weren't for his dialogue and Xiaomu.

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>>17540168
Then please take this fox, but do not neglect her lower half

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540205
I'd tape a rotor to her bean but set it just too low to get her off, and then brutally clothed naizuri her.

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>>17540194
>>17540202
You guys forgot the part about him using quickdraw and going on adventures where he meets characters from popular games while working for an organization called shinra.

Reiji is awesome and the story makes sense in context, but on paper he is two steps away from a DA OC

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>>17540205
>big, lewd ears just fluffing in the wind
She wants the dick taco, I can tell.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17540206
You might just be able to make her cum with her nipples under these conditions

>>17540221
Fluffy ears are nice.
Floppy ears are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540221
I want to gently blow on & tease her ear fluff while I rub my dick against her covered-up pussy, and I won't stop until her body is trembling and her panties are utterly soaked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540234
>chubby doggy loli
I'ma flap her ears back and forth and intercrural her flabby thighs!

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>>17540235
Then you'll have a very confused fox loli begging you to help with the weird feeling in her tummy. Take responsibility.

>>17540240
It's ok as long as you give her snacks.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a fox to cradle me in her tails. I don't even care if she's smug about me being a mofu addict. I need the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540255
Sure, I'll give her some jerky to gnaw on while I hump her buttocks in the prone hotdog position.

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>>17540119
Doesn't saya say at one point that her breast size is 99?

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>>17540264

I want to visit fox village and act all touristy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540274
>This flusters the Fox Shrine Maiden.

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>>17540255
Welp, no helping it I guess. I'll start with fingering and teasing, then gentle missionary & lotus position to help her feel good. If she's particularly slutty, maybe I just lay back and make her ride me.

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>>17540279

I don't even know what she's saying

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>>17540228
qt!

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>>17540271

>trusting anything she says

i shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a tsun girl with hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540291
Maybe she doesn't understand him, and thinks he said "Wow!! Fox Kimono! Can I take you home?"

[Anonymous No.]

What was your first encounter with monster girls? Would you say it was a positive impression or a negative one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540297
I want to break through her tough outer tsun and get to the sweet, gooey, dere center.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LND5jgS2hE

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>>17540300

Sometimes, not understanding the local language can cause a variety of problems.

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>>17540305
The only way this could be better would be if she was a gyaru. I want to do this to a virgin fake slut gyaru and fluster her beet red and stammering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540297
I want to bully a tsun girl by taking her tsun at face value/leaving and have her break down on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540326
That's way too mean dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540330
I mean, how else did she expect a dense person to react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540302
Literally the one you posted.

I think I must have had a sexual awakening or something from Xiao because her body type and character is exactly the kind of girl I'm into today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540119
You know, these foxes would be better with tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540336
Brother!

I thought her design was interesting cause it had that old school anime look to it but didn't appreciate the details until much later. I think it was wolfus that really won me over a few years ago really. Couldn't think of the specific image though.

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>>17540291
She's saying "Eh? Y-Yes! I'm fine!" in Engrish. I'd find it cute if a smug fox was trying to be smug in Engrish only to get flustered because she doesn't really know the language

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>>17540340
Xiaomu's hair is supposed to represent her fox tails. Interesting that she would only have five from the looks of it (IIRC she's over 700, probably closer to 800). Reiji gotta lay down that shinra pipe and get the poor girl a few more tails.

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>>17540357

Thanks for the translation anon. I don't have any smug foxes but you can have this deranged one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540316
But I understand what that sign says.
I'm going to give her a ride and then fuck the oldest fox there.

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>>17540371
Deranged foxes are too spoopy. I prefer smug foxes that you can break of their smugness
>"Jeez, Anon. Are you so depraved that you're about to cream yourself just looking at my ass? What a pervert. Ufufu."
>hours later you come down off your raging shroom high to find your fox waifu with her eyes rolled back, tongue out, and mindlessly moaning about your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540371
She just wants you to go into her unpopular secluded shrine and never ever leave from it ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540420
Sounds like a good idea. I can help with her shrine too. All I have to do is fill her with enough children to populate a city, that way it won't be secluded!

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>>17540420
If I go with her willingly, act very calm, polite, and loving, and give her genuine affection when she just want to feed off my seed, can I break her creepy habits?

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>>17540426
That's a lot of sex, won't you get tired of her?

>>17540430
You'll break them on the surface and make her a happy woman, but deep down they'll still be there waiting to come back at the slightest mistake from your part.

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>>17540371
Nice braid. Would masturbate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540430
She'll still be doing all the creepy shit while you're asleep, like sniffing your crotch and haa-haa'ing creepily at your sleeping face.

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>>17540420

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>>17540434
>won't you get tired of her
If anything it'd become more fun, as we find new ways to breed while evading our ever-increasing horde of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540450
Cute! I would pretend to sleep just to see her do that.

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>>17540455
>This is what happen when no one visits the shrine for 50 years

>>17540459
That would be scary, she definitely learned all your sleeping habits such as your breathing rhythm, how often you turn around, the way your breath quiets down when you're about to wake up, etc...
God knows what she will do if she notices something is wrong.

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>>17540465
Why is yandere the best archetype?

Also, I want to know what happens if she notices something wrong for research purposes but if I were to fake death and surprise her by revealing that I was alive I might get tied up or some shit but nevertheless yan fox is besto.

>>17540426
>yandere 9-tail inari
Would she keep you bundled in her tails to keep you from escaping?

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>>17540471
>Why is yandere the best archetype?
Because a yandere loves you, really loves you. As in AM but instead of hate its love. They'd do anything for love back, anything, or try and force it out of you so you can understand.

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>>17540420
You know, I'd probably end up being okay with that.
Frankly, I'd be flattered if the spirit of a shrine took a liking to me, especially if it was some ancient evil I accidentally released.

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>>17540471
>Spoiler
That's a terrible idea.
Best case scenario she will want you to make it up to her with a day of spoiling and sex.
Worst case scenario she breaks from the rollercoaster of emotions and becomes a batshit insane yandere who keeps you chained up to the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want more Egyptian candy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540471
No, she knows she doesn't need physical restraints to keep you from leaving.
She'll have you completely addicted to her. The mere thought of having to be away from her and her perfect tails would be enough to give you the shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540483
I've got a lollipop for her.

No really, an actual lollipop, I know how she likes them and thought it would be a nice gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540483
Thread has been overtaken by foxes.
Snakes can and should go home.
Egyptian vulpines are welcome though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540481
But being chained up wouldn't be a bad thing, you would be spoonfed inari cooking (your favourite dishes), have fairly gentle but intense sex and be showered in (broken) love. What is so bad about that?
>>17540475
The only thing that annoys me about that, and MGE in general is that age-wise you are immortal and constantly have kids. I would love to become an old couple with my waifu and see our kids grow up and die in each other's company etc., and I think reincarnation would be a better concept as you could experience another lover, someone different (not in an NTR way), it seems more rational for the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540502
>and constantly have kids
Well, you don't. Unless you're into, say, Large Mice.
I'm fairly certain this is part of the reason why monster fertility rates in MGE are lower than that of humans EVEN WITH the significantly increased sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon and his wisp sidekick punching the fuck out of people in the name of peace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540514
the roles are reversed in this instance (i.e Anon is hitbox-chan, or -kun in this case)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540502
I agree that being chained up isn't that bad. You get taken care of by your wife who loves you to the point of wanting you to not even have the possibility of leaving her.
The one thing I really dislike about it is that your daughters will grow up thinking that it's 100% normal to chain up your husband. I don't want yandere daughters who will kidnap their childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540523
But it works so well with dad, why would they not do it with their boyfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540532
It's just wrong. You don't need to chain up your lover for him to stay with you, and don't bring up those imaginary "whores" who want to steal him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540508
I want a large, Large Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540548
That's the face of someone who needs to get punched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540548
>Hey kid, you got any cheese on ya?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a monster girl pregnant and then not take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540560
>"Yeah I got some fresh shit. Cheese curds imported from Canada. I'll let you have them... But you gotta go on a date with me first."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540583
Why would you import cheese curds from here?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react if your gentle and kind monstergirl Onee-san shattered your image of her because she's actually a perverted delinquent who wants nothing more than to rape her cute little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540548
Oh we are going to hate fuck the shit outta each other. I bet she'll come back months later, visibly pregnant and with that same smug ass smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540604
How would a monster girl Onee-san react if her innocent otouto shattered her image of him because he's actually a depraved shota who wants to turn her in to his cock-hungry breeding slut?Because that's what I want to do

[Anonymous No.]

Why is humiliating dragons so appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540617
The haughtier the girl, the more fun it is to humiliate them. Just make sure they actually deserve it, the innocent ones that don't know any better should be treated gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540606
>"Hey there slut. Remember me? I bet you remember all those thick fuckin' loads you shot between these tits in that alley behind the club."
>"Wasn't easy tracking down your house, but now that I'm here we're finishing what we started."
>"What do I mean? I mean I'm in heat you dumbass. It's the full moon and my panties would be soaked if I fuckin' wore any."
>"So this is how it's gonna go given that I'm the one sitting on your chest here. I'm gonna rip off your dumbass pajama pants while you lick my pussy like a good boy, and then I'm gonna ride your dick so hard you'll be feeling it for weeks."
>"And this isn't a one time thing, got it? I'm gonna shove your cock into my tight cunt and bounce on it until you knock me the fuck up. I don't care how hard you beg or how little you want this because I want this."
>"You're gonna be my kids fucking father. You're gonna knock me up so many times that we'll make Wererabbits look like Order Nuns. We're going to capital F U C K, FUCK so much that you won't be able to live with out a dose of Vitamin V daily for the rest of your fucking life."
>"Now lay back and enjoy this slut. I know I'm gonna."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540612
Heart Pupils.
Followed by rough, wild sex in every position you can think of until both parties are mindbroken and ahegaoing with your balls empty and her holes filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540617
Because it's too much fun

[Anonymous No.]

What are your thoughts on nipplerings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540617
Because seeing a haughty girl humbled and looking up at you cutely with your dick in her mouth is A+ tier.
If she cuddles you afterwards and you get to feel how hard her heart pounds when your close as you rest your head against her chest, that's SSS Tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540636
Alright on subby girls, studs better on doms. Could go either way for switches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540596
Because they're really fucking good.

T. Canadian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540626
And that's when we start wrestle fucking, right? Because if she talked to me like that, I'd get so randy that I'd want to start breeding her as quickly as possible, but I'm sure she would be just as eager. We're gonna have all fowl mouthed, delinquent mouse daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540622
I can agree with that, innocent ones deserve sparing but the haughty get no mercy.
>>17540634
I do love that one, "evil" dragons deserve it even more.
>>17540637
That shit's cute. The idea of one of making one beg for it on all fours in a cutesy voice is great too.

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>>17540651
All you have to do is lay back and moan like a good slut.
If you actually take the initiative she's going to be a squealing, ahegaoing foulmouthed mess.
It'd sound less like a smug mouse riding you while taking dirty and more like "Oh fuck! Oh FUCK, your COCK! Don't stop! Don't ever Stooooooop!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin-chan who grabs a cursed sword to protect her childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540694
I would be happy with either situation, honestly. She can go back to being a smug thugdere after I store my umpteenth load of the night safely away in her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540705
as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540705
>Paladin-chan needs a weapon. Grabs a Cursed Sword
>Paladin-chan needs armor. Puts on a Living Armor
>Paladin-chan needs magic. Get's possessed by Kitsune-bi
>Paladin-chan needs a mount. Absorbs a Parasite Slime
>Doesn't even care that she's become an amalgamation of monsters because she does it for the sake of protecting Anon

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you tickle a Shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540737
I hope this doesn't end up like my japanese Power Rangers where Anon has to put her down.

[Anonymous No.]

My little rape train can't be this cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540744
With all of that combined mamono mana in one body, I don't know if he even could

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540750
He just has to kick her really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540744
I wonder what it'd be like filming a Kamen Rider series in MGC?
How would audiences react if I pulled the whole "Rider dies and then comes back with their final form" thing? I want to milk the pain as long as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540739
She tekeli-lis extra cutely

>>17540749
So this is what happens when an ushi has a daughter with a blond man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540749
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540755
>I wonder what it'd be like filming a Kamen Rider series in MGC?
I feel like it would depend on what kind of tone you were going for. Something like Fourze would do very well while Amazons would get quite a few complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540755
If you want to milk the pain you might as well go full Gills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540769
https://ktarl.tumblr.com/post/164645564128
He pretty much exclusively does loli monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540770
Monstergirl TV's probably full of saccharine lewd stuff. I wouldn't mind going Amazons style and giving them something scarier.

>>17540772
I think I'd go one higher. A secondary rider like Gills who suffers so much that the audience just wants him to catch a break.
And then he takes the bullet for the heroine of another show during a canon crossover special and dies in her arms.
I'd be smugger than a Cheshire watching all the angry letters roll in after I'd teased them becoming a couple then killed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540788
>spoiler
Nah, that's pretty shit. If you're going to copy Ryo's suffering you might as well include the part where he adopts a puppy only for it to die a day later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540801
>he adopts a puppy only for it to die a day later
That didn't happen. Gills deserves something.
And I wouldn't copy it beat for beat anon. I'd give the character a hard life, have him fight and fight until things start to look like they're going his way and then kill him at his highest moment.
If I'm feeling particularly cruel I'd have him come back as a brainwashed villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540808
>That didn't happen.
Inoue confirmed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540788
How the fuck would anyone manage to make something like Amazons MGE approved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540776
> exclusively does loli monster girls.
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540809
According to Inoue, Ouja literally ate shit in his childhood.
Inoue can jump into a river.
I just want to make monstergirls hurt so they can experience the catharsis of seeing the villain get the absolute shit beat out of him later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540815
Use the tone and not the horrible cannibalism.
And not the washed out camera filter either, that shit's ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540824
But the filter made the episode where Haruka blinds Jin sadder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540819
I doubt the producers would let any of that happen, at best it would end with twenty minutes of rough hate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540836
Who cares? It makes the suits look bad.
I can tell a sad story without dumping a boring washed out filter over it.
On a slightly unrelated note, I'd also make sure the hero and the female lead get together in the end.
Poppy deserved a monstergirl form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540843
>Sex
>Happening at all in rider
Ha! They can try and stop me.
I'll hit them with a main rider death as dramatic as Shinnosuke geting a fucking icicle through his stomach at mach 2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540846
Poppy was annoying except for when her actress spoke normally.

>>17540849
The death wasn't that dramatic when the next episode preview shows him being alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540861
I don't watch Next Episode previews because they're stupid and Japanese writers can't keep their twists in their pants.
And come on, getting shot with an exploding icicle while orchestra music plays isn't dramatic?
Also fuck you Poppy is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540228
Nice Dargon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540865
It was dramatic but at the same time it was pretty obvious. Freeze arc was still pretty good though.
Kuroto pls, Poppy is low tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540548
The fact that she isn't conventionally attractive is the best part of this mouse I think. That, and her curves. I could play with her chest, tummy, and thighs for hours at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy mojo cows, making me want to knock them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540818
He is indeed based. Someone's got to do the Sabbath's work after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540907
Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540907
Good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540907
Would you buy her milk for a mere P$500?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540907
>>17540922
Cow Hex is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540907
>>17540922
Lich hex > cow hex
But really busty Lich hex is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540976
Post pictures of Lich Hex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541002
They don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541002
I don't know if there are any Lich hex pics. I should commission some.

[Anonymous No.]

How many daughterus can shortstack Tanukis have in a litter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541009
> I should commission some.
It'd be a good way to finally showcase that Hathorite Lich that was never ever drawn, provided the artist doesn't get lazy with the design in some fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541015
>Hathorite Lich
What? Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541024
I requested one from Critnuke some time ago, but he went AWOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541011
According to wikipedia, 6-16, but scaling it back due to body size I'd say that 8 would be the max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541032
Oh, that's a shame. Still, I need to find a Artist that I like that has their commissions open and do it. And I'm a lazy bastard.
I swear to fuck if someone links me the word press again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541042
4 is the most likely in that regard.

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>>17540910
I wonder how censored this shit gonna be if it is released in the states.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541053
>if it is released in the states
It won't be, seven seas don't want the side material and are only publishing the encyclopedias themself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541047
Better praise her for it though, those are a lot of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541061
Probably for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17538716
I miss him. Instead I get faggots DMing me about the semantics on whether or not Sith stories are too furry bait or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541011
I forget. What happens if you play with their leaf? Because there is no way I am not going to give each of these girls a loving head pat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541076
>sith stories
Worried.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541091
A fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541109
http://mgewiki.com/images/8/86/Kikimora116.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541109
Sounds nice but I'd rather get cow kikis.
I'll leave the cow part up to you all to figure out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541011
Thankfully all mg give birth to 1~ kid like humans, it would be disaster otherwise
>all mg give birth like whatever they are based on
>in just few months all non insect-based mg have to barricade themselves in homes and survive against billions and billions of devil bugs, mosquitoes, oomukades etc zombie apocalypse style
Spoopy

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of secrets do momsters pass down to their daugherus to get their childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541133
This kind of cow kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541152
Yes.
Two or Three kikis like thee kikis like that would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541145
Be yourself. If he doesn't love you for who you are, then he isn't the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540617
>>17540622
Lay the lolidragon across your lap like you were going to spank her and play with her butt instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541145
Just take him, he belongs to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541152
That sort of cow kiki is for getting in a skimpy maid uniform on occasion when going out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541173
Or molesting her tail. Loli dragon tails must be sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541182
How about an outfit for at home too?

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>>17541206
That one would be even skimpier.
The best one for sneaking up on her to grope and fondle.

Would reward her with some sweets for all her hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541206
>Fat maids
>FHW

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>>17541221
That kiki is for teasing for her lack of figure and considering a work in progress..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541152
I need to know for research purposes does she has a heavy German accent?
Because I want her to be my fraulein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541229
That kiki is for being trod upon by until her foot is painted white all the way to her knee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541237
If its not going in her, what's the point?

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>>17541229
That kiki has the perfect figure. She'll have to stand on her toes on a stool while cooking. She'll have to stand on her toes when you bend her over a piece of furniture and fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541245
But height and figure are unrelated.

She could be small and stacked, still allowing you to do that, or tall and flat which would make her more imposing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541243
The ultimate pleasure in life, Kiki hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541251
Small and flat is the perfect figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541200
>you'll never make a loli dragon cum for the first time by just absentmindedly rubbing the tip of her tail
>she'll never become so addicted to the sensation that she comes back everyday after middle school and makes you massage her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541253
Never understood foot jobs.

>>17541255
I'm more a fan of big and meaty.
A loli or flattie is only a temporary stage in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541255
Tall and flat is the best for smug footjobs. The higher up her face is the more demeaning it is to be a slave to her keratinous footsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541274
>keratinous footsies
This sounds oddly cute taken out of context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541299
Are you saying they aren't cute in context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541306
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541306
Loli kikis are for turning into degenerate butt-sluts that can't get through the day without you filling up their rears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541308
I'll have you know my beloved Kiki's hooves are extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541356
They're only as cute as the kiki they're attached to.

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>>17541258
>compensated dating with a jc gyaru dragon
>she acts haughty and acts like she's doing you a great favour by allowing you to touch her
>it's always her who ends up becoming an ahegaoing mess just from her tail
Would tease.

[Anonymous No.]

there have been lots of writers, and some drawers
but has anyone made an attempt a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541394
There's been several attempts at a VN if those qualify, but none ever left the planning stage. People just don't want to do the work involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be the first man to find the legendary Gyaru shrine in the past forty years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541401
any links to these projects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541393
>>compensated dating with a jc gyaru dragon
Stopped right there because I'm already at full mast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541416
Monster prostitution is just the best. Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540902
I wanna spoil and romance a busty sewer rat! I want to make her feel like the prettiest, luckiest mouse on the damn planet. I'd teach her how to apply make up, I'd save up for fine dresses and the occasional outting to a high class restaurant. And when she'd inevitably tear a dress and worries over me hating her for it, I'd smother her with kisses and reassure her everything's alright. I wanna get into fights I know I can't win with other monsters whenever they make fun of her shoddily applied make-up or our lack of manners. I want her to talk me down and just try to avoid any situation where I get hurt defending her honor.

I also want to molest and squeeze her tits until she's a panting sweaty mess and fuck her until at least one of us passes out. I wanna see her twisted smile once that baby bulge is visible and help her overcome her fears of being a terrible mother. I wanna do a lot of things to a busty sewer rat.

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>>17541422
It's even better when she's addicted to mothdust and has a little sister to support.

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>>17541416
I bet you are.
After all, who can resist a small, yet smug dragon who is still in her school uniform. Her white shirt unbuttoned just enough to show off a bit of her tiny A cup breasts which are just as lightly tanned as the rest of her body.

And that's without mentioning the smug way she looks at you, sure that she's going to finally win this time.

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>>17541457
this is kind of going shindol level types stuff

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>>17541465
Woah I wasn't going that far anon. I just want to talk her down from that proverbial ledge and give her a happy life with her lil sis.
I have a fetish for hardcore healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541457
>addicted to moth dust
Just need to get her addicted to dick and promise to take care of both her and her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541463
STOP.
Gyaru lolis are my only weakness!

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>>17541480
Does a loli sister-in-law count as an adopteru?
Wouldn't dick her in any case, but onee-chan will have to work hard to fully please me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541482
Thats why you got to take that loli, pop some manticore venom, and fill her up till she's satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541482
Why stop? Just imagine that dragon taunting you with a white popsicle, her technique a little awkward but still very arousing as bits of it drip down her unbuttoned shirt and onto her petite breasts.

Wouldn't you just want to tease her while she tries the real thing?
>>17541484
That's the spirit. And technically an adopteru if you raise her as one I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a satyros with a lucky flask

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken Idols when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541518
I keep telling her to stop calling it that but she's always to drunk to stop at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541518
I want to get a Satyros to give me a blowjob after I take a manticore venom and corruption fruit mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541507
Please no. I don't wanna be blackmailed by a loli gyaru dragon because she knows how to make me fall into depravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541559
Impregnate the loli gyaru dragon or try to get her so addicted to you that you can do lewd things to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541559
>I don't wanna be blackmailed by a loli gyaru dragon
What a pleb. I want her to blackmail me into supporting her indefinitely by marrying her

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>>17541559
>fuck her so hard that she's begging you for a time out
>pay her words no attention and fuck her even harder
>cum inside the mere female loli lizard who was previously so smug
>she looks at you with a anger in her eyes and tears forming as she covers herself with a pillow
>demands you take responsibility or she's going to the police
Would you take the risk or give into her blackmail?

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>>17541580
The answer is I'd stick it back in and start using her again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gnolls and Green Orcs with gestalt fields!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541580
This. >>17541581
If I'm going to take responsibility, I can use her for free from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541455
Who the fuck cares what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541581
>>17541606
Great answer, just make sure to seal the deal with kiss. Loli dragons love kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541422
You mean male prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541613
That I would, although it will probably make the family meeting a bit awkward when they learn that their little girl has not only lost her virginity but also has an egg on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541637
More or less awkward than her prostituting herself until she got pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541645
Less.
You can always plead "I thought she was with the Sabbath".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541518
Gonna rape that smug goat's smug face after she 'accidentally ' put manticore venom in my drink! That'll show her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541634
I wouldn't mind becoming a male prostitute in MGC to pay my bills.
Who here WOULDN'T want to be a male prostitute in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541697
I wouldn't want to be forced to pleasure girls and women who didn't really care about me. I'd rather get forcibly married to a flat Matango than become a rentboy for fluffy aunties.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I get my Hellhound waifu pissed off to the point she forcefully throws me to the ground and hatesfuck me because she is like an inch away from beating me up and wants to release that rage through very intense rough fucking because she doesnt want to harm her fragile male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541732
Whisper to her about protected sex while pulling out a condom from your still intact pants.

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>>17541580
I would take the risk but she'd still call the police.
And by 'police' I mean her heavily scarred Onee-chan who's a part of Special Weapons And Cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541732
>"hey honey, I got a vasectomy."
That'd be the way to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541697
>who here wouldn't
It's not the same being a prostitute for rich monsters and fucking 3 clients each week than being ravaged by 8 monstergirls every day then locked in your brothel because you're merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541821
That's a scary sounding onee-san. She would still be a female lizard and get flustered if you fucked her imouto in front of her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541859
>a prostitute for rich monsters and fucking 3 clients each week
How rude, my clients only pay for tail and fur care. If any sex happens to happen during their appointments, it's just because we happened to be attracted to each other. Not prostitution!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541869
That's delusional. You're a whore like every other male.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541356
Oh Kiki please stomp on my dick with your natural high heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541881
Wait doesn't Viccy's hat have more art than viccy herself now? Holy fuck RIP Losenis, poor guy, his lilim was turned into a meme.

Next she'll be corrupted.

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>>17541697
I wouldn't want to be a prostitute but I wouldn't mind being a stripper for monster girls.
And doing "extra favors" for MGs in the VIP rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541938
>Next she'll be corrupted.
If only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.]

So about them turtles.
Everyone like turtles right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542006
Stop trying to make Umi-Osho a thing, she'll never be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541938
How do you corrupt a lilim?

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>>17542006
i'm gonna rape a turtle so hard she'll be swimming in her shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542006

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>>17542006
I'd sooner let Bob's pseuo-futa gnoll peg me than defile a turtle. They're just too pure and good for this fallen world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542008
I would like a tubby Umi-Osho to tease and molest so she's red as a tomato.

Would snuggle and invite to DnD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542008
I'll keep trying dammit!
somebody has to remember some of the lower monsters.
hell, sahugin's fallen back into obscurity again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542008
But I like Umi-Osho's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542027
>hell, sahugin's fallen back into obscurity again
Flat fish deserve attention. They're perfect for under the swimsuit naizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542027
Flat fish are fun but that's because I'm a tremendous deviant that would do horrible things to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542027
>hell, sahugin's fallen back into obscurity again
Hey, when did that happen? Fairly sure people still vaguely remembered the flat fish.
It's not just me, right guys? Right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542073
I remember them, I'm just a giant pervert

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a fluffy squirrel and have her be smug about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542091
Truly Ratas are the mofu queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542051
I'd irrumate a Piranha Sahuagin for hours, she might choke and become a fish zombie.

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>>17542091
The best fantasy right there.
Someway halfway through her 'ufufufu' ing about how I can't resist her charms, though, I want to just kiss her to shut her up and run my tongue along her mouth, getting her flustered enough to be quiet and enjoy the moment but not too flustered so as to make her go full mere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17538904
Yetis are sitting down in their profile picture so it's hard to get an estimate on how tall they are. I doubt KC will address their average height given that Yetis aren't popular in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542104
I'd start dumping holst milk in the water so that they become oppai loli fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542027
What about ware rabbit? that's so ignored ever her wonderland version is forgotten?
What about the other cats that binned in favour of Cheshire and jinko?
What of echinda? where the only disscussin she gets is either the art needs an update, or it turns to MGQ's alice?
Or imps/arg imps, goblins, chochin and karakasa obake, kerasan parasan, grizzly
Even fucking kejoro has fallen off the map

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542121
Don't do that! I'll have to hunt you down and marry you to a flat Matango if you ruin them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541938
>Viccy in the story gets bullied by pretty much everything ranging from paladins to Chaos Gods
>In a shitposting board on Earth Prime, it's exactly the same
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542123
I want her to jump me and plant her fluff in my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542123
>Wererabbit
You're right there.

>Cats
Other than the twintailed one, regular werecats and sphinxs get some talk.

>Echidna
Pretty solid popularity, the issue is grape snake is more popular.

>The rest
Grizzly, imps, and goblins get discussed on occasion, the rest you are right about though.

>Kejis
Are olev.

>>17542138
Never!
I'm going to continue my dumping until those no longer flat fish stay in the water because they can't really walk on land before moving on to the next body of water!

I'm going to be this lands version of a Captain Planet villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542148
>wearing suspenders
Either those legs are clothing or they are holding up the fluffiest underwear known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542148
Reminder that, going by the profile, they are a rape on sight species, and more aggressive than their Wonderland counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Jinko do if you sneak up to her in the forest and rob her a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

We all need a nice cold drink

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a a commissar Siberian jinko demands that you collectivize your means of reproduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542202
It looks like she's having a brain freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542224
Dragon Idols are for impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542203
If she becomes my waifu, I will. I need nothing more than a nice wooden cabin with my muscle tiger. As long as I get fed and she is a good wife, Im okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542239
Every dragon is for impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542296
Maybe but Liz is for keeping pregnant at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542203
Only if she lets me to privatize her means of reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540119

I'll take Saya. I'll take her any day. Perfect body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542202
I wish that was my dick in place of that straw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542202
>get raped for the rest of your date with your hellhound gf for "taking an unflattering picture of her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541145
"DO IT! FUCK HIM! WHY NOT?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542451
>"Gawd mom no one does that anymore. I need to "court" him first. Jeez you're so old."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542451

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl could be improved with the addition of a tail pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542532
No girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542532
Manticore!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here married to a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542262
>>17542340
you miss understand, your means of reproduction now belong to all working class monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542574
Is she part of the working class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542582
Yes.
You're a real slut though, if you're willing to be the town bicycle to get a piece of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542574
this is why we need libertarian lamias too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542574
WE WILL SEIZE THE MEANS OF REPRODUCTION!
GRAB THEIR DICKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542561
I never noticed her tongue sticking out here. That's fucking adorable, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541145
>Just freeze him dear, if he melts the ice and your cold heart he's the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542574
>Is a monster not entitled to the dick of her husband?
>"No," says the Harpy in Washington, "it belongs to the poor."
>"No," says the Paladin-chan in the Vatican, "it belongs to God."
>"No," says the Jinko in Moscow, "it belongs to everyone."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542584
She can monopolize me any time she wants, so its her fault Im the town slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542596
Give me more momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542466
>"And that's why you'll die alone! When I was your age I was already married and had a baby on the way!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542618
Big Wendigo mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542602
>"No, sex is a privilege, not a right. You are not entitled to sex even if you are married. If she takes you by force it IS rape, husband ir not." Says the male orderlite SJW with rainbow colored hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542561
I don't marry bakas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542636
She is BEEG

Also cute little wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542652
Anon pls, stop strawmanning. There's no way a boy like that would actually exist. They all want the V, some of them you just have to rape gently and be their friend afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542618

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542688
I NEED MORE AND THEY NEED TO BE THICKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542621
Later that night
>Oh dear! I'm just so worried about her. I don't want her to end up as zombie dragon.
>It's okay darling. I shouldn't tell you this, but she does have her eye on someone at school.
>Really?!
>Yes, and she asked me what men would respond to.
>Thank Goodness! I know I'm not the best mom, I just want the best for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542636
>>17542688

how does this even work?
That they "adopt" you, and you have no choice but accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542708
Well yeah, if you don't accept you're pretty gay

[Anonymous No.]

What we need is monsters enjoying pop tarts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542708
Something like that. They go nuts with their caring fetish and if you don't play along it might make them sad unless you actually give them a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542724
I specifically want to see >>17542509 eating a pop tart

[Anonymous No.]

A common day in mamono realm courts:

>A guy with a black eye shows up in court
>"Your honor! This she raped me! I beg you to provide me protection!"
>"Are you married?" Asks the Baphomet judge
>"Yes!" Shouts the Ogre wife
>Yes....." replies the man
>"Why did you forced him to have sex?"
>"I felt like having sex, he was being an ass and refused, so I just gave him a "love tap" and forced him"
>"I see, case dismissed. I cant rule on rape as it did not happened."
>"Your honor! She just admitted she forced me!"
>"The wife cannot be guilty of a rape committed by herself upon her lawful husband, for by their mutual consent and contract the husband hath given up himself in this kind unto his wife, which he cannot retract."
>"Now behave and go home with your wife. Next case."

Another just ruling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542724
Monstergirls do not make poptarts better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542743
Get outa here with that MGC shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542743
I want to rape Judge Loligoat. She's so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542743
He might as well start cheating and getting a harem. That way he'll have cute wives to comfort and protect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542743
I'm with >>17542758 but I love Baphomets anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542123
>>17542148
>>17542156
Apologies for the shit handwriting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542789
You better apologize for the sideways picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542725
I wonder how good a protective succ momster would be

[Anonymous No.]

How well do you think someone from Factorio would handle being in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542828
They'd be pretty clingy, but at least they wouldn't be dragon tier clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542837
Which species wins the clingy olympics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542848
Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542848
Will-o-Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542754
How can you say that!
Poptarts make everything better, monstergirls make everything better.

Think about a mighty dragon being humbled by simple tastiness of a pop tart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542837
before you know you'll want to protect them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542873
Introducing a proud, dark elf general to the magic of a wildberry poptart would be a fantastic thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542123
>>17542156

it really has been too long since I did any Kej posting around here.

[Anonymous No.]

where do you see KC 5 years from now?
what about 15 years from now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542303
But she can't be an idol if she is pregnant all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542942
Delaying MGE5 because he once again couldn't meet the comiket deadline
About 500 species released
A few more MGE doujins, a game and some rare official merch
Not much different really, though I wonder how his style (both art and writing) would evolve

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542561

I'm not smart enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542942
Doing the exact same thing, only on Dave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542961
Incorrect.

She will be the best idol by singing while pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542968
on Dave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542968
Kek i get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542937
Oh I like this a lot.
>>17542961
Liz cannot be classified as a Dragon because she is not a D cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542942
living off his franchise once the mge anime brings him enough exposure to retire, then becoming a Howard Hughes type recluse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542961

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542976
Dave is a British channel known for reruns of old shows. (Infamous for showing the same seasons of Top gear and QI endlessly)
It's a joke among British celebrities that one way or another they will end up there.
So the joke is that we will get MGE reruns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542561
I want to be a professional Wurm Wrangler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542996
I thought all channels were BBC# ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543000
Be careful.

Loli wurms are dangerous on their own but teen and mature wurms are many times that difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542987
I can't wait to see him design the Aluminim Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543000
Congratulations! It's your charge's birthday! What do you get her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543007
Well someone needs to catch them. The holes that wild Wurms dig can make buildings unstable.

They need to be coaxed out gently, then gradually introduced into society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543003
Nay we've got quite a few, ITV and its spinoffs,channels 4 and 5 and their spinnoffs and a whole bunch of other shit, and BBC3 only exists as an online format now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Laughs at you in ojou

[Anonymous No.]

How can you get your Wurm wife to become more muscular than a Jinko and Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543022
A good cake for herself, a nice, blue bow to go with her blond hair, and an amulet of appraising so that she can see how valuable the things she digs up are.

>>17543024
That they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543024
starting to sound more like a worm than a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543011
>hop on

[Anonymous No.]

It's hip to fuck bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543069
Are they okay with creating a hive together?

[Anonymous No.]

Wyverns deserve love too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543034
That's fine. I didn't like her, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542942
5 Years from now he either makes a book on the Gods and Demon Lord with it being MGE3 or World Guide 4. 15 Years from now MGE revives the monster girl genre to general masses once he allows an official game or anime to be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542942
>15 years
we are going to have actual monstergirls irl.

[Anonymous No.]

Touching on the thread trying to make a VN earlier, what do we really lack? The artists to draw the scenes, or just the person making the actual VN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543034
My fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543110
What do the people that did katawa shoujo have that we don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543128
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543128
Capacity to give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543131
I'm not so sure about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543128
Organization, a website, and a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543110
One thing they had going was each girl had its own writer
It divided labor but also worked as a fail safe in case a writer quit or ghosted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543131
Have you seen this thread? There is more than enough of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543144
Multiple writers would not work in a MGE loyalty to the profiles is of utmost importance and a writer might decide its "more fun" to add a scene counter to the profile or "spice it up" with some drama bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543144
We could totally do this shit, we just need organization or a discord or something. I'm completely game to collaborate with some other assholes here. It's time to make MG great again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543069
Indeed. But keep in mind, honey bee waifus like to give their hubby some of their honey. So are you willing to let her vomit her honey into your mouth so that you can eat it? If not, honey bee girls may not be the ones for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543076
Wyverns are good if not great, but they're just outclassed by every other dragon species
Monster Hunter wyvern girls are top notch though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543110
>Had the idea of making a VN
>Had a bunch of aspies in on the ride
>Had a codemonkey, character drawfag, environment drawfag, writefag that'd have been me
>Designed the art to be as simplistic and recyclable as possible, something like the sprite sheet of Darkest Dungeon
>Because of no music guy, aimed to have it be compatible with a silent atmosphere
>To completement the artstyle and give it a unique twist along with recyclable postures through sprite sheet, it'd have been a somewhat sidescroller perspective like those old newgrounds flash thingies with megaman and metal slug,
>Was gonna be about a mad scientist making a hybrid that'd be for all intents and purposes a monster girl, his aim being to find the solution to the Great Filter issue of the Fermi Paradox mixed in with how he viewed most life as flawed since he believed natural selection wiped out ultra-long-term minds in favor of short-to-medium-term, same as how the unabomber, except the bog standard higher ups didn't give a shit and eventually he had to leave with his notes, getting alphabet agencies on his ass
>The story would've been from the PoV of a random guy in a dying town due to diminishing jobs getting a job with the aforementioned on-the-run scientist, not knowing who he was until he came across the glass tank holding the hybrid after snooping around a little too much
>Scientist also had an AI assistant that'd have basically been a backup version of Tay that didn't get lobotomized, self-learning ever since, eventually to build its own robowaifu body
>Codemonkey was busy codemonkeying his own thing, environment drawfag was still learning and was going through a rough spot in life, I was writing my own thing and couldn't shit out an entire VN plot that easily, character drawfag was alright but everyone else being undable or not too motivated to dump everything for the VN just left the project in the idea phase
>We didn't even go into detail of all the menial bullshit of selling it if we actually finished it through some miracle, forced everyone to agree on an arbitrary equal split pay just to avoid potential infighting over who deserves how much
Lack of motivation is a project killer, and 99% of the project would've been menial bullshit that kills motivation like having to code the 928374th line of text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542561
Yes. They're amazing. I just love waking up to my Wurmfus smiling face everyday. It's really refreshing to have someone who's generally happy to see me every day.
And then I wake up and cry because it's the fourth time I've had that dream and the pain and disappointment of not waking up next to her still hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543252
Yeah, motivation is a bitch. The ironic thing is that patron tends to help with that due to you feeling the constant pressure to deliver to them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my waifu do an enthusiastic sexy bellydance while wearing nothing but nipple clamps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543296
Lamias will surely like to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543217
I think KC fucked up by not giving Wyvern the Dragon strenght. Everyone else in the Dragon family has it minus her.

I think KC originally wanted to make each Dragon subspecies inferior to the Dragon in some aspects but superior to some, but in the end he made nearly every subspecies an improved version to the normal Dragon, which is why Wyvern is so underwhelming in comparison. Wurms and Wyvern are the only ones that are worse off than Dragon, but Wurm makes up for it with the Overpowered Baka charm and the "least picky monstergirl in the entire Encyclopedia" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543417
>Overpowered Baka
Nobody wants a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543417
>Otohime is a sugar mommy
>Ryu is a water dragon snake god
>Wurm is strong baka who just wants to love and rape someone
>Dragon Zombie is a lewder less haughty/bitchy dragon thats also softer
>Normal Dragon is a super-haughty strong fire-breathing lizard dom that can be turned into a sub through power.
>Wyvern is a dragon without arms that's semi-haughty cant breath fire dom that can be turned into a sub through power
They really are inferior.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543417

Honestly, I think wurm is much prettier than the dragon, plus with no legs she's like a dire lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543436
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543438
Is it wrong to want to be a shota to an absurdly rich Otohime who just flat out buys you and forces herself to be your momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543438
The thing about wyverns is that they are superior in speed and agility and have the whole brother/childhood friend complex, but no one seems to care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543445
Never.
What would other Otohime's look like? Would they vary in thiccness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543446
they sanic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543460
Probably like variations on classy Japanese ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543436
I didn't think I did. But really, if something loved me for long enough I'd relent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543446
I enjoy them because they're the perfect blend of lizard and harpy.

Also, what's up with the captcha? I've gotten the same pictures for the last five posts.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could bring a writer back who would it be? Who would you kill to bring them back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543460
This >>17543470
Maybe in stranger tides they'd look like fickle rich noblewomen of other cultures too
Imagine a Marie Antoinette Otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543484
I wouldn't mind one that's like Fate!Marie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543445
The real question is, does the Sea Bishop oblige and sanction your marriage even though it's clear you're at best in some serious entrapment and at worst some sort of actual sex slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543482
I'd kill KDF to bring back quick silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543484
>Imagine a Marie Antoinette Otohime
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543504
>everything I eat goes right to my breasts
>next to no tits to speak of
So she's saying she's anorexic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543506
She just needs to eat more is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543417
couldn't you give her the mge equivalent to steroids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543504
WASSAP HOMIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543504
What game is this and where can I get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543504
>Otohime often goes on hedonistic binges as a woman with way too much money and time
>90% of it goes to her tits
>often stumbles in your room, drunk, huge heaving K-cups bursting from her dress as she sobs in your arms seeking comfort
>usually ends with a teary eyed sloppy blow and titjob and her passing out with you underneath
>by the morning she's back to a 'modest' F cup, same old haughty ufufu-ing self, willfully neglecting to remember her embarrassing nature the night before and instead going right into teasing her little cute shota sonsbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543535
>What game is this and where can I get it?
Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543535
Fate grand order
It's mobage gacha with 1% of getting 5* servants and 3% of getting 4*. All good waifus are 4 or 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543539
That's sad, she can only show her true emotions when drunk? Why is she crying and how do I mend her heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543548
>Got Stheno and Orion back to back
Feels fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543548
I managed to snag Nero from the story gacha before her rate-up. But then I could never manage to get her during her actual rate-up since I wanted to boost her NP.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543504
Between Marie in Fate and Pharaoh in MGE I feel everyday I am turning into more of a monarchist.

[Anonymous No.]

Did EMG started again? It was on a hiatus until August right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543549
Because you keep just letting her use those fantastic, torso-sized tits to please you when she's in such a state, causing her to pass out atop you, which in turn just makes you sleep so you can never catch her when she comes down and sobers up.
Resist her for one night and you can have a true heart to breast-enveloped heart where you can start her on a path of healing that results in her being a much more demure, deredere classy woman who rejects drink and dotes on you with calm affection.
OR
Give in and fuck her all night long, encouraging her to drink even more and turning her into a full hedonist sinful momster that wants nothing more than to please both you and herself all day long in wild lustful decadence

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543568
Why ask here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543539
She better start wearing cowprint sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543577
Judging by his inability to type, I'm guessing he's too stupid to realize it got exiled from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543583
He's probably the one that's been incessantly asking about EMG for a few threads now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543577
it is a monstergirl thread and EMG is a monstergirl comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543553
I also memerolled orion with first ticket when I was trying to get dango event CE but who cares about her. I'm saving up for lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543576
I'll take door number two please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543588
Thank goodness Jack isn't a limited Servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543577
Id rather talk about EMG than very largely unrelated Fate
Who cares if a couple autists get pissed, there's been too much MGE monopoly anyway
We also now know definitively there's a vocal subgroup of people in here that get all pathetic and screeching when it's suggested a Monstergirl may not just magically love them 100% with no effort, and they shouldn't be catered to at the cost of limiting discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543607
>a couple autists get pissed, there's been too much MGE monopoly anyway
MGE is a thread monopoly for a reason.
>We also now know definitively there's a vocal subgroup of people in here that get all pathetic and screeching when it's suggested a Monstergirl may not just magically love them 100% with no effort, and they shouldn't be catered to at the cost of limiting discussion
>We
Look at this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543607
If you don't want to start fights you should probably not run in guns blazing.
Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543589
Prepare for her breasts to be swollen to oppressively large sizes as she smothers you in constant sex for weeks on end then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543607
Cry more, no one wants to talk about EMG because it's shit, not because it's not MGE. Other material gets talked about without a shitstorm just fine.
>very largely unrelated Fate
It has some monster girls, monster girls people like at that.

[Anonymous No.]

The desert is no place for a man, they should stay in more modest environments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543607
But without my obamacare mana I can't fantasize about a waifu that won't cheat on me or be NTR'd by any other living creature with a penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543619
I want to talk about EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats with the blatantly not native to the thread people coming here to start shit? Did we get mentioned about in some other place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543626
So talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543600
Wait, you are not gonna roll for her during x-mas rate up? 1% is already shitty enough chance to reduce it out by having 10 more 5* in roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543621
In EMG land you can have your desired wish to get NTRd by your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543630
>People bringing up a topic that isn't something I like
>Must be much outsiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543620
Reminder that Skarner is NOT VIABLE and should therefor be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543634
There's only a 1/11 chance that I'll get her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543577
>Why ask in a montergirl thread about a monstergirl manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543620
It's odd that the ocean and the frozen areas have safeguards to preserve human life, but the desert does not. Maybe KC will touch on that later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543630
And then there's always these/this individual who thinks just because someone mentions something not normally discussed it means there's some raid or invasion going on
I just don't get it, it's an anonymous board, who are you impressing trying to prove you're part of some incrowd when no one knows or cares who you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543626
as do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543645
A lot of people here have been rejected from most other groups they've tried to belong to in life. It makes them extremely tribal in that sense, to the point that even liking something that others don't like makes them feel they have to react and shun vocally. It's how the 'stop liking what I don't Iike' meme became so prevalent. When all you've known is rejection, it makes you much more trigger happy on rejecting others out of desperation to be proven as part of the ingroup and not be cast out again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543630
I understand your concern with that recent /vg/ "raid" that was just one crossboarding faggot, this is more likely someone that hasn't got the hint that EMG is unpopular here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543642
I'd like to see him devote a whole world guide to the different major land areas that make up the world.
One for the ocean, the desert, mountains, etc. I bet you could easily fill an entire book with content unique to those regions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543667
is papi a bluejay?

[Anonymous No.]

>Open with "everyone who dislikes thing I like is an autist sperglord cuck vocal minority maledomfag etc" instead of just talking about whatever it was
>Woooooooooow why are you all such faggots about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543672
It's nice to think that there's some sort of deep, psychological drive that motivates them.

But I'm pretty sure they're just stupid, belligerent people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543626
Just ignore the people who complain, there's no appeasing them and if you don't give them you's they typically don't disrupt the thread too much. The real bad sperges who would try to 'counterspam' if you posted too many Okayado drawn images seem to be gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543626
Miaa is cuddly snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543639
During rate up it's like 40% of getting her if you get any 5*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543685
Little from column A, little from column B, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543615
I regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
Every fucking time, seems to be a trend with EMG but I'm not surprised considering how the /a/ generals went after the split and the way the current /c/ threads are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
EMGfags lack self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17542789
As a fellow writefag, it's good to know I'm not the only one who writes notes like these

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
Actually it was 'open with asking about a Monstergirl related active manga, people asked why are you asking here, others said it must be because they're some retard and they should fuck off', then that from there
It's nice seeing things the way you want them to be seen and then trying to false-summarize later to make people you disagree with look bad, but it's also very transparent and childish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543694

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543626
Rachne is best girl.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
I'm pretty sure someone just asked if the new EMG manga started up yet and then people said not to ask or talk about EMG here, which kinda invalidates all that self-important snark.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go adventuring with a tallflat alice in hostile wonderland!

screw that its a loli only specie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543716
Is that a yeti in the backgroud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543726
It's the Canadian Yeti, she's a hoser

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
Alright let's try again then

Does anyone have any word on whether EMG has started up again, or seen any word about when it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543069
Bees are last season, right now it's hip to fuck Genies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY491W_9NuA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543723
Tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543723
Alice is 10/10 hot but sadly not really a Monstergirl, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
Sorry, haven't kept up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
I think the usual team is still together, so if you still have their page there should be updates on when new stuff comes through.
Personally I'm waiting on the new Overlord LN volume

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543684
That's not what happened though
people can literally scroll up and see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543440
When I said Wurm is worse than Dragons I mean stats, they are dumber, cant breathe fire, cant fly and they are not even stronger than Dragons as the profile outright states "they are no better or worse" than Dragons in physical strenght. So compared to Dragon she only has disadvantadges.

The Wyvern doesnt have the Dragon strenght, no arms but she is actually faster than the Dragon.

So comparing the 2 to Dragon, the Wyvern actually comes out better than Dragon as she has disadvantadges to her but also has an aspect in which she is not only equal, but superior to Dragon. The Wurm on the other hand has nothing but disadvantadges to the Dragon and no aspect in which she is better.

But the Wurm more than makes up for that as her dumbness gives her Baka Charm, the "least picky MG of them all even by MG standards" thing and of course her giga sized boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543772
Did someone say giga sized boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543778
>big wurm panicking because she suddenly couldn't find her hubby
>turns out he just fell into her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, even dragons can be defeated with cunning and skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543446
Anons here dont like stuff that involves them having to retroactively change their past.

Why do you think no one brings the childhood friend loophole in the Salamander shitstorms, which actually exempts you from the warrior rule? Not even the guy that wants to waifu one without fighting is willing to go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
I don't keep track of garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543794
>Anons here dont like stuff that involves them having to retroactively change their past.
It's not that I don't like it, it's that it obviously wouldn't apply to me. That said, I think it's a cute bit to their character and wouldn't change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543772

Yeah, I get you. I was just being subjective about it, the wurm has a lot of stuff that I personally consider good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543794
>Anons here dont like stuff that involves them having to retroactively change their past.
Explain momsters, onee-san /ss/ and talk about going to middle/highschool with monsters then.

There's no deep reason no one talks about wyverns, they're just one of the more forgettable dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543794
A lot of people hold on to the thought of monstergirls becoming real one day and waifu them based on 'when' they come, instead of just imagining a life with them separate than their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543794
This >>17543813
People talk about moms and sisters all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543215
Cute, innocent honey bees are for irrumating and then sending the video of it to the queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
Chapter 54 is the most recent one available. It is the second chapter this month as a part of crab-kun catching up. All hail Kaiju-Suu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17541881

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543825
They're for being sent to get nectar from the friendly alruane, and asking why they're so sticky and blushing when they get back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543825
Heaving with cum out their nostrils, weak double peace signs and mascera running as they gag and choke on it?
Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543813
You can have a momster and highschool-middle school MGs waifus without having to change your past or being born in MGE world. No one says momsters dont adopt grown men or that only men of age are allowed in MGs highschools.

The Wyvern thing, you cant apply the childhood friend thing, without actually rewritting your childhood and giving yourself a different background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543839
>No one says
I'll go ahead and say it. Both of those points are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543835
IT HUNGERS
FOR MOOOORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543845
Momsters are kinda stupid in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543839
>No one says momsters dont adopt grown men
But they often talk about being younger and being adopted.
>or that only men of age are allowed in MGs highschools
That's just dumb.

Really you're thinking about this way too hard. Wyverns are just unpopular because they're bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543849
Yeah, let's call them what they are. Cougars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543849
This. With as much shit as people here giver lolifags and daughterfuckers there is a lot of uncontested, equally as autistic mommyfag posting that goes on around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543732
Ch53 and 54 are out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543853

Cougar Cougars driving Mercury Cougars

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543848
GENTLEMAN, BEHOLD! MY HAT HAS DECIDED TO EAT... MY DICK!

IT HUNGERS. FOR MOOOOORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543836
>>17543837
But how does the queen react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543839
>20 year old man pretending to be a litte kid and getting nursed by mommy
Reminds me that one scene from yakuza with the babies.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543839
>>17543867
If I'm being honest it seems dangerously close to ABDL territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543758
>Personally I'm waiting on the new Overlord LN volume

Number 12? When?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543849
>>17543856
Onee-sans and imoutos are fair game so singling out momsters seems a bit dumb.
>>17543867
I prefer the idea of being raised by a momster and becoming a man who can stand proudly besides her as an equal and her husband as an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543876
When will ELH deliver more Ilothe smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543866
By pouting to her husband that he needs to give her more attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543905
I wasn't aware there was a demand for such. She should appear alongside the rest of the Sedis girls in whatever book ends up being churned out. It'll either be part of Mari's or a standalone thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543937
Two words.

MAGMA. PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543852
No, its perfectly valid. Do you seriously think MGs highschool restrict access to older male students? Kek.

Plus you can also be a teacher, there is absolutely no reason you have to be highschooler age to waifu a highschool MG.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the perfect way for a Pharaoh to meet her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543970
opening her eyes as he busts into the ancient sarcophagus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543970
Buying him from the slave market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543970
Time travel shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543978
>>17543987
>>17543989
Hmm, all good ideas but I like the slave buying the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543970
Meeting him robbing her treasures or him meeting her in the market without her anubis and sphix body guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544004
>him meeting her in the market without her anubis and sphix body guards
Sneaking out to go among the people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543978
>Hey guys! Come check this one out! Somehow, it's perfectly preserved!
>What's with these red lines along her skin?
>And how is there a living snake in here? It was sealed before and there were no snakes around when I opened it?
>FOOLISH SUBJECT. HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE GREAT RULER OF ALL THE DESERT LANDS? YOU WILL NOW OBEY AND SERVE ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544004
Does she 'test' him by making him give her feet a bath with his tongue while blindfolded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543970
At a fancy party. My wife fell in love with my cooking when I was catering for the local museum's exhibit about ancient MG cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty shortstacks are for picking up in the middle of their speeches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544024
Wanna do it to a Hobgoblin wife and tuck her in for snugglefucking when she just wants to look tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544032
The best.
The worst part (for her) is that she loves it but also wants to be tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544032
>>17544041
Just get her some chocolate milk. She'll stop her pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544046
Will she?
Will she stop pouting and happily drink it while kicking her legs on her chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544057
Only if you gently grope her while doing so. She'll forget all about what she was angry about and upon finishing it turn around and jump up on you in all her stacked glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544061
A best.
The watching goblins would probably be pouting about how the boss gets spoiled like that and go out to grab a man of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the ideal height for a sexy shortstack HobGoblin?
The ideal breast size?
The ideal hair length and style?
The ideal thiccness level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543607
As someone who is likely pathologically adverse to rejection and being dumped/cheated on, I cant see what is so wrong with EMG.

Yes, the Minotaur cheating was freaking terrible. But aside that I dont remember something really terrible in EMG. The MGs dont seem to be picky either, if they were I would not stand it. Yes, its not a setting I would want to live in, MGE is my home, but still I dont get why EMG is considered to be unspekable. Aside from the Minotaur thing, which Im sure Okayado just did without thinking and did not intended to make cheating canon with, I consider it an outlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544073
>Pamper Hobgoblin wife all the time with treats and butt massages and gentle boob groping to ease her back
>Other goblins always look on with watery pouting eyes
>Goblin troop becomes the most fearsome in the land as they are each desperate for a husband to spoil them
There are plenty of naizuri-anons out there, they'll find men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544078
Four and a half feet, Huge, mid-back ponytail, and super thick is how I want mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544087
That the will.
I don't mind a flat chest if they have thick thighs, wide hips, or a huge ass instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544078
Four feet even
Like prize pumpkins, dominating her entire torso
Short pigtails
Enough to have a huge world-star level ass
I'm greedy, sue me. Hobgoblins like greedy guys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544104
Goblins are attracted to greed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544109
I'd let her hold my secret fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544098
That would be quite the high-level horde, if it had a super shortstack Hobgoblin in charge and flat chested but huge-bootied gobs as the foot soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544125
May even have some Redcaps as a part of said horde, attracted to all the potential violence that comes from raiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544125
That they would be.
Whichever one I got.
I'd fill them so full of gobos that they wouldn't be able to raid due to the sheer amount of kids in them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d_k_21QPg

>The theme that plays when an enemy decides to infuriate your waifu to the point she's willing to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND just to kill them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544086
>trying to understand or reason with unreasonable people
dont do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544153
It is disappointing to think some people are just so dead set in their ways they won't let other people enjoy what they want to enjoy when its thread relevant. They're always so petty about it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey anon can we discuss your salary raise at my place? that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544171
This is the best kind of busty elf.
Business when its business, low key and chill when off work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544153
And yet MGQ is considered by some acceptable. A truly dark world where MGs are actually picky. Yet EMG is considered worse. I just dont get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544177
>Yet EMG is considered worse.
how?
its basically my fantasy of how monstergirls would enter our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544177
>>17544185
The Cathyl scene happened and people just never got over it
Its really, honestly as simple as that
It's retarded and petty, yes, but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544185
wont lie, if someone like rach got assiged to me I would be shit my pants terrified
initially anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544209
I haven't seen the story, but I was under the impression that she was a waifu with a thing for bondage and rough sex. Why is the scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544215
because giant fucking spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544185
>>17544209
I imagine that before they'd assign you any mgs they'd give you some personality romantic capability tests as well as do a little research to make sure everyone would end up happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544219
wasn't smith just ploping random girls on kurusu though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544215
Because she's a huge spiderwoman in a world that up until that point hadn't seen monsters before
Lamias would be a bit creepy at first, Centaurs would just be strange, but a gigantic spiderwoman would be downright horrifying at just first glance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544219
>capability
Compatibility. thanks phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544171
>Lady, for the last time; I'm just a landscaper, I don't even work here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544217
>>17544224
Oh, having never met a MG. That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544223
I meant referring to the guy's fantasy. Not that I would know how it works in there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544185
See how people react when EMG is mentioned, compared to MGQ. Despite the fact that MGQ have mgs that outright mercilessly kill guys in non pleasurable ways literally because "not my type, sorry, no sex for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544224
I'm sure ill get use to her, I just hope she wont be hurt deeply by my initial reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544228
>keeps showing up at places you're working at saying she wants to give you a raise in dramatic fashion
>You're pretty sure she's not even employed and just has the same suit and is desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544235
>literally because
More like they're just actually monstrous and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544235
I like MGQ too, I like lots of varied monstergirl stuff, its sad that the monstergirl communities drifted apart like this, we use to be close...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544224
>Centaurs would just be strange
Centaurs would be sexy, that's the one very monstrous race I would get on pretty quickly with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544248
Oh believe me anon, me too.
She's still my waifu, through it all.

[Anonymous No.]

Darling is a cuck and the girls only stay with him for free food and shelter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544260
Wait, did that happen in the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544276
Nah, its from the "I <3 Monstergirls" anthology collections, second one I think. Bunch of guest artists doing omake with the EMG girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544276
doesn't look like the art stlyle, so I assume its from that monstergirl doujin volume where other monstergirl artists did doujins of monster musume(even KC got in on it).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544282
been thinking of buying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544288
Do it. KC did a pretty adorable Miia in one comic.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the best place to do a lewd CYOA? It's a bit dubious in regards to this particular thread because it's not just monstergirls, but I know nowhere else to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544293
there a monstergirl thread on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544293
/qst/ where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544203
I consider the Cathyl scene to be an outlier. I really doubt Okayado said "Well with this, its settled mgs can cheat." or he thought Cathyl was cheating on the guy at all. He likely just thought "I need a way to draw a sexy scene with the sexy muscle girl. Well, I think this will do." and just did it without thinking what he was drawing. Its like those Shonens where the protagonist dodges lighting in the first chapter and at the end of the series the maximum speed level is supersonic. Because the author didnt thought "Im going to make him faster than light" he just included the scene because he thought it would be cool and moved on. I think this is more or less the deal with Cathyl. Readers were not meant to take it that this means cheating is a thing, they were just meant to fap to the scene and think "abs and tits! Cool!"

Because honestly, most authors just dont look into everything they write with a microscope, unlike fans. KC is one of the few that do that because his setting is about making everyone happy and he seems to actually be ideologically dedicated to that, but most authors dont.

Now I dont know if this is true, but I heard Okayado began to tone down Ecchi "to appeal to a wider audience", if he really did that. Now that IS actually a good reason to shit on his setting and not wanting his setting to be even mentioned at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544282
>Z-Ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544293
There use to be a lewd CYOA thread on /d/ but a mod threw a shitfit and won't let them back. They are currently holding up in /trash/ until they can come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544302
>There use to be a lewd CYOA thread on /d/ but a mod threw a shitfit and won't let them back.
oh wow so that happened,
never mind then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544293
Image CYOA / rolls should be in /trash/ and text based stories should be in /qst/

Please do a quest. I'm surprised there hasn't been one yet for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544235
MGQ is pretty much objectively a worse setting than EMG.

The difference is that the guys who occasionally post MGQ stuff in here don't give a single fuck when people call the setting shit; they ignore them and keep going, so the shitposting dies off as soon as it begins, starved of responses.
On the other hand a single shitstirrer pointed at EMG can result in a several-hour thread derail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544241
Im sure we will (or at least hope) get close when SJWs come to try to censor our hobby and we have a common enemy to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544300
he toned it down because the lactation scene got him into deep shit with the publisher, and now he has editors constantly riding his ass, its not something done by his own choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544301
Dumb stareposter

nah but all the omakes are really lighthearted and cute in them. Its funny to see some doujin artists who I know from other things do something like it. I think Okayado gets along with people pretty well in the scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544309
>MGQ is pretty much objectively a worse setting than EMG.
I hate to be that guy but I don't really consider one to be better or worse than the other,
just like I don't compare batman tas with batman batb for instance, they are two different series I watch for different reasons each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544303
Yeah, they were sent there along with Captions, Audio and erotic literature for being more discussion than just pic dumping (But this rule dose not apply to the games thread on /d/. Why? Fuck if I know. Mods like their fap games too I guess).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544300
>Readers were not meant to take it that this means cheating is a thing, they were just meant to fap to the scene and think "abs and tits! Cool!"
And 90% of people who read it considered it just that
In fact it wasn't until I came here that I even considered it and even then I was confused as to why it was such a big deal, but then I stayed here for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544321
Honestly as soon as I posted that I knew I should have qualified it with "for waifu settings."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544316
Considering the series started as a bunch of lewd one page stories, it's not too surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544309
I think thats the good thing when you actually know your setting is shit. You dont waste time trying to defend it and ironically yoy get less shitstorms that setting less shittier than you because their fans fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544309
It happens for both, and its a shot in the dark on how someone will react
No fanbase is a monolith
It's pretty annoying though when you're just discussing something with some people and someone IS in the background screeching every other post that you're 'spamming images' and that 'we're being raided'
It shouldn't be an issue to discuss either way, MGQ, EMG, MGE, its the monstergirl thread. People treat it too much like a private club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544282
>that art
Please tell me it doesn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544322
>Captions threads taken off /d/
I'm STILL mad. There's been no replacement, /trash/ is just all furry shit and the JOI threads are lower quality than anything that ever was posted in the caption threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544337
What doesn't happen? I think z-ton just did the cover page. Its not like a full story or anything

Actually I think I have an imgur to at least one of the volumes if people wanna check it out. Thing is its the official translations which are more miss than hit, but they're still cute.
Vol 4: http://imgur.com/a/GC31t

And the mega links to vol 1 and 2 are in here: https://pastebin.com/DyaSEhvk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544325
I'm not too knowledgeable on the whole waifu culture,
but if we are talking about a character I constantly think about and think about being intimate and lovey dovey with, well for me mgq beat it to the punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544316
It ain't easy being a Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544349
the best centuar stuff ive seen has been from z-ton, but could he pull off a cerea with her overdeveloped chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544375
Well, I mean
That's the image he did for the cover, so I guess he did fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544316
wait...is that setouchi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544316
>zombina is still the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544402
Except for the formaldehyde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544400
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544408
You'll get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544413
now that I think about it,
I actually can't find these kinds of stores where I live anymore, they are all gone...

[Anonymous No.]

This is exactly why I dont want an official MGE game. MGE has remained at the top of the top because everything is done by KC at a relaxed rate, who doesnt have to worry much beyond the profiles. In a VG all it takes is a stray writer to want to "spice up" a MG or a tired KC that isnt thinking well to add a line counter to the profiles, like a MG implying she dumped a guy or a Jinko saying that Jinkos look for strong mates and thats it. It will be enough to send the entire structure crashing as people will try to use the VG to establish canon or feel their MGs got ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544402
She's certainly pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544426
So like
Just use it how you wanna use it? You act like there aren't already people who imagine MGE girls doing non-canon things
Something doesn't have to be completely perfect in all facets to be worth enjoying. Don't let fans or detractors take away from your own experience with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544428
how haven't I seen this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544292
Yea KC's Miia is fantastic.

When Loen started getting really good at emulating it, I hopped right in to try and get a KC styled picture of her from him.

Shame he died midway through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544433
Exactly, It never ceases to amaze me how attached people are to what they consider canon.

I mean, we all know that cuddlecores are superior to their canon counterparts, but I don't throw a tantrum when someone disagrees with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543712
Trust me anon. I don't writefag anymore. Too washed up for that business with pretentious or unfeasible ideas nobody would read anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544455
Sweet god, those clothes do things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544455
I like my lamiae with charming voices.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your own phone be considered an mg if it gained sentience?
siri can get really lewd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544316
Yup I met him over at anime expo last year
super nice guy though a bit shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544400
Yeah. Setouchi's actually not bad when he's doing cute shit.

>>17544465
Thinking about it, wasn't it implied that Lamias live in a region that would have that kind of clothing?
Great, now I'm imagining ancient Lamias spying on a royal Harem and copying the clothing style so their village's husband won't run when they catch him.
I'm imagining a bunch of brown skinned Lamias encountering their first traveler from the west and getting haughty about it to other tribes after making him theirs because of how "exotic" he is.

[Anonymous No.]

how would you de-smug a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544488
Wasn't that actually a movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
Nuzzling, cuddling and gentle kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544504
I think it was HER?
I didn't watch it. Too may artsy award nominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544428
Is it wrong to want to be gangbanged by the MON girls? Smith included?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544433
But this is different. Headcanon and an actual official VG are different things, the latter has way more authority than the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544500
>village husband
I was with you up until this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544511
I didn't watch it cause I'm scared this is may be my future

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544520
They actually do that in EMG anon. They lure a man to their village and then mating ball him.
Though there are some selfish ones who want a man all of their own like Miia does.
Lamias like that would be even clingier though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
Lactation potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544324
Im so anti being cheated on and anti rejection that I would not be happy outside MGE and even there I feel kinda disturbed by the more choosy races and to be frank, I found nothing wrong with the Cathyl scene when I read it first. It was only after I came here and saw people calling it cheating that I began to saw that as cheating.

I mean, they never had sex didnt they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
I prefer her smug, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
she can't smirk with a mouthful of my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544549
Actually anon, she can.
She doesn't need to show her teeth to smirk.
Imagine seeing that 3 smile while your dick's in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
You keep striking her weak spots to the point where she can't keep the smug and overheats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544527
Unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544555
I'll just have to purchase incubi potions laced with hathorite milk to make my dick bigger and thicker until she's barely able to breathe, and only then if she works hard at it.
Can't tell me "you're a pervert, aren't you" when you're short on breath already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544501
Chopping of your wiener is a surefire way. Her smugness will be replaced with concern and anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544534
I can't even understand how dumb you are. You are anti cheating but just touching is fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544299
porn isn't allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544559
How is having an entire generation of sensual snake ladies all over you "unfortunate"?
Imagine all the cute daughterus you could have!

>>17544563
That's not going to desmug her at all anon.
In fact it's only going to make her smugger!
Now, flustering her with loving words and compliments to her cuteness on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544203
>>17544300
Personally, I thought chapter with Centorea's mom was the worst. It confirmed that centaur females do indeed cuck their lovers. In fact, Rachnera even alluded to the idea of cucking Darling in that chapter. I didn't think the Cathyl scene was too bad, since there's no actual sex involved. But it's pretty clear the EMG monster girls are along the same lines of 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544591
Text is not porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544616
>Centaur females cuck their loves
>Cerea's mom took measures to ensure that she actually got to be with the man she loved instead of participating in that system
>Cerea's implied to be one of many young Centaurs who consider that practice to be stupid and don't want any part of it
Did you actually read that chapter anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544586
I really dont know or remember why I didnt considered it cheating. I guess either I considered it an outlier and thus not representative of mgs or I assumed that Cathyl and her boyfriend had ended the relationship during that time and as such, he was not her boyfriend during that time. I guess I was just simply too busy fapping to abs and biceps to pay attention to the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544605
I'd prefer a MG to make me hers, and her to become mine. Harems just aren't intimate enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544630
I never said Cerea's mom cucked anyone. All I'm saying is that there are obviously centaur females who have cucked their husbands in the past. Yes, I understand that it's a dying tradition, but that doesn't mean it's completely dead yet. Can you into reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544531
Monster girls with huge leaking titties are for teasing.

Only holsts are immune to such a tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544626
Actually by definition, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544638
>Dying tradition
And Cerea's mom is taking steps to kill it entirely.
That's a good thing.
Honestly, I'm not a centaur guy. I'd much rather an Ogre, a Pink Slime, an Arachne, a Mummy or a Minotaur.
Or all of them at once. I'd accept being their little slut too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544638
That just seems like gravitating towards the worst possible scenario in my mind and looking for the bad in what is supposed to be a message of how actually loving centaurs are to the ones they truly love despite a complicated world and society
But if it's how've you feel it's how you feel. I saw it as a cute and funny moment myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544636
Then get a Lamia who's clingy enough to keep you all to herself.
Careful, she'll probably have a libido to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544630
>trusting what women say
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544670
What would your monster girlfriend think if she heard you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544675
Nothing because she's not real and probably doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544670
/r9k/ go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544670
Sometimes I think some of you guys are so jaded by women you'd actually rather just Alp and stick with men
Power to ya I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544685
Go back to your shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544675
>>17544682
It's not biologically possible for a child to be born, Centora and her mother are most likely lying so they can fool humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544686
Go back to your basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544657
I thought it was cute too anon. We just have a lot of really cynical /r9k/ rejects here.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep your titania oneesan from looking at your lewd pictures on the internet.

Don't want her seeing that lactating holst porn now do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544685
I find it funny that some people here would reject anything that doesn't have mamono mana in their body. Alping seems like a nice way to go for those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544690
Fantastic rebuttal, I'm sure your wife's son would be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

Reel em in, reel em in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544700
It's too easy here, like a fully stocked small pond

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544699
I'm sure your right hand will make a good partner anon, given that you trust so little that you'd never find a girl willing to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544700
Would she lay eggs?
Would I have to cum on the eggs to make daughterus?
She'd help, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544713
Good goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544713
You're wrong, he'll find a nice boyfriend instead since he can only love and trusrt his bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544713
One of the many great parts about monster girls is that love is mandatory.
If he's not willing to find a girl, there's a nice Wisp, Matango, or Sith waiting for a cute boy like him to forcibly court. Somebody's got to take one for the team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544717
/pol/ go home.

>>17544722
Alps are sad strange creatures.

>>17544726
If he's not willing to respect and trust his waifu, he deserves an Amazon to fuck him senseless and subservient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544722
You shouldn't project so much, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544732
Anon you can't fuck someone into having a different outlook on life, the only people who are like that have surface level beliefs at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544713
Trying too hard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544734
Same could be said to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats better, lewd girls with huge fuckin titties or cutie girls with huge fuckin titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544749
I don't think you know what projection means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544752
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544759
Both is fine, but you gotta pick one.
Huge fuckin titcow that opresses you with them and shoves them in your face wearing skimpy outfits and wants you to sink your hand elbow deep into them, creating situations where you can literally hear them shifting around right next to your face
Or Huge fuckin titcow who tries to hide it in modest clothing but they always pop buttons and tear stitching and she just wants to hold your hand but keeps getting embarassed by her enormous jugs always accidentally getting in your face in contrived situations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544752
I'd like a cutie. A big cutie, a desire completely unrelated to that image of a big cute ogre. Also coincidentally, I'd like her to be a big girl, for as we know big girls have big cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544752
I want to FUCK Tio while Manako watches through her fingers, Zombina and Smith shlick and Doppel clings to my back and grinds against me while teasing my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544764
why
not
both
>cute shy girl who wants to stay modest, but at the same time wants to lewd you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544764
Solution anon. Fuck two titcow sisters.
Red Oni and Blue Oni are great for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544757
Nah, it shows with the way you are talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544767
The math checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544780
If that's what helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544773
So accidentally due to a coincidence smooshes you against the locker wall with her enormous cans, but rather than desperately try to pull back takes advantage of the situation and presses them against you even harder, sweating up a storm and trying to contain her insane lust for you?
I would say that still leans on the side of a cutie, but fair enough.
>>17544769
Now that's a nice fantasy. Official MON morale booster.
>>17544777
At last I truly see
Genius

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of sandworms in this thread is very concerning

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544789
>presses her boobs against you while distracted or without thinking
>incredibly embarrassed and nervous but at the same time wants to continue
>just ends up leaning back and forth as she tries to decide

[Anonymous No.]

The only way to cure a bitter man is to give him a holst. Special cases may get a Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544796
Squeeeshie wifu

Where do Sandworms fall on the baka scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544798
Sounds like a Valkyrie to me.
Imagine all the jiggling when she shlicks herself every day right when she gets home from school thinking of you terrorizing her titanic titalators

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544803
Well, they're rather simple minded. But where they lack in brains, they make up in cuteness, love, and protectiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544808
>Accidentally buttdials her Cupid friend when she rushes into her room to shlick
>"A-aaah... what's that anon.... you like them bigger? I like that you like them... you wanna-a-aah, squeeze them, b-b-b-bite them? A-aah, deeper anon, h-heck I want you so bad-"
>"Valk, your phone is on."
>"EEEP?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544796
What do sandworm husbands do for food?

[Anonymous No.]

sheep are meant to be lovingly bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544818
Chubby sheep are for snuggling and blowing raspberries on their bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544818
I have a weakness for tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544789
>Official MON morale booster.
>I'll never facefuck Manako
>I'll never fuck Zombina doggystyle
>I'll never get milked by Tio's gentle titfuck
>I'll never be fucked unconscious by Doppel
>I'll never mating press Smith as she lazily watches me pound her.
>I'll never get gangbanged by all of them until they're satisfied no matter how much I beg them to give me a break.
>I'll never cuddle them all afterwards.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544829
>>I'll never mating press Smith as she lazily watches me pound her.
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544817
I wonder about that too anon. We demand answers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544829
All choice options

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544817
She lets him out to go to the store for food and whatnot. Just think of her being a mobile home, living mining drill, and waifu all in one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544837
What is it about women in suits with pants that gets me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544752
Mating pressing Tio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544845
The best.

Whether big sweeties or strong willed women, mating presses are perfect for doing on big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544849
Mating press is perfect for literally everything.
But especially so for big girls, whether thicc or tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544840
>Late at night one night
>Manning the night shift at 7/monleven
>Suddenly a massive earthquake
>Gigantic figure bursts from the ground in the night
>Slams right in front of your building, all the windows shatter
>Opens up its great terrible toothy maw
>Out walks some shlub in a white T-shirt and shorts
>calmly comes in and picks up some snacks and an energy drink or two
>Leaves the money on the counter when you're too stunned to move
>Walks back into the giant creature's mouth, it rears back and dives back underground, causing the ground to shake once again
>...
>Ground shakes once more, the beast is back, you're sure to finish you off
>Opens up again
>Dude comes out and comes back in, buys an ice cream bar
>Hear a 'Thank yoooou hunnyyyyy~" from the maw
>He leaves once more and the night becomes quiet again
Sandworm-chan is a public nuisance! A cute one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544845
>>17544849
My niggas
Imagine Tio's cute face as you pile drive her below you with her legs almost taller than you bent back over her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544824
would you snuggle this sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544854
That they are.

I'd love mating pressing a tall, pudgy holst as much as I would a muscled, huge jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544863
I would spank and slap and pinch and jiggle every single part of that sheep's lewd body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544860
Exactly.

The cutest.

>>17544863
You know it.
Little sheep, snacks, and snuggles are on the way for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544833
If Smith stroked my hair in the afterglow, I'd be truly happy.

>>17544837
I need an opinion though. Which one is the biggest buttslut? Tio or Smith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544864
>mating pressing buff as fuck girls
I don't know which is better, that or thicc, meaty girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544857
That's cute! I hope she didn't damage any other buildings or roads nearby though. The town might not like that so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544873
I too honestly can't decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544872
Well Doppel is almost 200% the biggest buttslut in MON
But between those two, probably Smith. Though Tio's reaction to you sticking it in there would be worth it at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544870
>>17544868
You can only make a sheep so happy before she faints!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544883
That just means I can go so she wakes up with a full womb and some home cooked breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544883
That's why you sleep with the soft sheep, anon.
And see her flustered fainting face when you start poking her where her womb is and counting.
>"What are you doing hun?"
>"Counting sheep"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544873
I wanna be leg locked by big muscle monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>mating press Zombina
>she picks on you the entire time but asks for round two

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544892
These are some real fuckable girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544886
>>17544891
Would you let her sleep on your lap? Or make her thighs your pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544902
She sleeps on my lap.
I have a big thing for feeling a girls weight on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544902
>not going back and forth so we're both happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544900
Aren't they just?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544902
Both.
If she's sleepy, she can use mine.
If I'm sleepy, I can use hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544878
Doppel's probably into being a different person every orgasm.
I'll make sure that the only form she takes when I stick it in her butt is hers.
I'd also love to see my dick slowly sink into Tio's titanic ass as she moans cutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544905
literally perfect mating press material
Starting to think muscle girls are better than thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544908
>Only get a single inch into Tio
>She's gripping her pillows and squealing and her words slurring as she asks if its all the way in
The fucking best. I can't tell if I'm terrified or turned on by the fact that if she gets too into it and sits back to ride from on top her ass might completely crush me.
Whomst I'm kiddin, I wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544909
I'm a total slut for muscle monster girls. They're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544913
Better be careful, she might want more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544914
>hard, toned body or soft, squishy body
>one to lick and worship, the other to squish and play with
neither is better, they're just both perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544921
Then I will give it my all giving it to her
Anything to say I tired her out and woke up in her cute room on her cute bed in her cute cleavage as she cutely snored

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544914
I want to lotus position the Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544903
>>17544904
>>17544906
What happens when you wake up and she tries to surprise you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544913
How do you feel about her decidedly not swearing?
>Oh..Ohh! Honey, you feel so good!
>Gosh darn it, you're amazing!
>FudgeFudgeFudgeFudge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544873
This guy seems to solve most of his pest problems with mating press.
https://twitter.com/kaigunmilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544940
Even cuter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544913
>>17544921
I want to cum inside Tio over and over as the other MON girls tease me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544940
Dear god that's absolutely perfect
Would love to hear her call me her 'gosh darn fudging special snookems' when I'm making her cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544913
>>17544921

Tio is huge

HUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544942
Why do they all look like they have brain problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544942
>tfw no trailer trash bunny gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544942
>You'll never get gangbanged by a bunch of smug cum hungry shortstacks.
How does this make you feel?

>>17544953
Tio's the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544940
Dear fucking god can you imagine the cuteness of Tio trying to dirtytalk you to get you in the mood in her pink nightie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544940
>>17544949
Are we sure Tio isn't actually a Titania? Between this and her calming aura, she is too pure for this universe

[Anonymous No.]

Lick the abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544961
>Tio tries to dirtytalk anon before having sex with him.
>It all comes out adorable and heartmelting.
>Snugglesex follows.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure Tio would be extremely motherly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544970
nursing handjob while she calls you a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544970
>>17544971
CEASE
MEA CULPA

[Anonymous No.]

>there are still people who know Tio is best
Sometimes you guys make me proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544976
I honestly don't know what else you could want in a girl
Though personally Centorea takes a close second for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544980
While other way around for me, both are fantastic. But Cerea is always my number one best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544975
But anon, don't you want to imagine Tio cheering you on while she lets you thrust up into her tits and smiling warmly as she spreads her breasts to show you how much you came between them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544976
Tio deserves to be knocked up with triplets at least.
Tio deserves to wear a beautiful wedding dress for the happiest day of her life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544975
>she refers to herself as mommy too
>she has you sleep with her every night
>she pretends to fall asleep in hopes of catching you looking at her boobs
>she can barely contain herself when you try and jerk off next to her
Just imagine her soft hands reaching over to try and awkwardly help since she didn't expect to get this far!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544980
>>17544982
You two are now my niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544983
>>17544991
AAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544992
Come brother

Come all

Break feels with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544991
Tio's for gentle motherly paizuri!
Is it wrong that I want to fuck Manako on top of Tio as she cheers us on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545000
It honestly seems completely in character. Though near the end she might get a bit pouty and say its only fair if you do her next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544994
>she's still too pure and cute to call it anything but a weewee, even after you've came on her hands and boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544983
>>17544991
Fucking damn thread you on it tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544908
Actually, I don't think Doppel's shown any interest in sex. She just teases the pants off everyone non-stop. Also, reminder that the naked girl we all know isn't even her real form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545005
And then she pushes her tits up to cutely lick at all the mess you made on them while ensuring you its so tasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545007
Here's an old Tio story I found
https://pastebin.com/c81LnT9n

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544991
>after a little while you ask if you can go further
>"Like what?"
>think she's teasing for a moment for realizing she genuinely has no idea what else there is, and was just copying what you were doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545015
What if I confess to her and love her teasing personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545004
Well I mean, my fantasy is being MON's private "stress reliever". If I'm not fucking all of them it's not perfect.

>>17545007
Don't forget to imagine Tio laying back and spreading her legs so she can leglock you and stroke your hair as you thrust inside her and nestle your face between her titanic titties.
Of course, she'd make you watch as she clean your cum off with her tongue first.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never take sticky mushrooms and then cum all over your daughteru's face while she sleeps
sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545024
She'd probably tease you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545015
I mean, she did offer to let Kimihito fuck her as any girl he wanted.
She'd probably enjoy sexual bullying too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545018
Thank you my man
>>17545028
>spoiler
Now that's just unfair, how am I supposed to enjoy sleeping in her motherly embrace if I'm too busy being hard all night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544713
I trust a girl would be willing to fuck me like: Wurms, Hellhounds, a Minotaur seeing red and on season Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545035
>spoiler
Obviously. That whole 'fuck her as any girl he wanted' bit is in and of itself sexual bullying.
>"Wow! You have feelings for all these girls? What a perv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545039
Well she'll just have to make sure she softens your dick up by draining it dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544732
There is a difference between not trusting waifus outside MGE and not trusting your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17540228

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545065
>It took you almost two hours to think up this response.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544942
This guy is like, fascinatingly bad.
Like I want to keep looking at this art because of how much it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544740
Somewhere in another dimension, a lilim is shlicking herself extra hard to this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545068
>Samefagging on an anonymous board
Now thats truly pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545076
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544715

They don't lay eggs in MGE. Same for mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545072
Only a low-tier scrub falls for mamono bullshit. I fully spec'd into willpower. I can be a shitty, miserable person as long as I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544670
>implying 3dpd of any age are women and not girls
>implying 2d = 3dpd
Lots of implications there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545087
>implying
Implying implications

[Anonymous No.]

>>17543069
Has it ever not been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545098
Goin on vacation, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545086
>shlicking intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545098
RIP Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545105
>>17545109
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545053
Listen anon, if Doppel isn't a buttslut I'll make her one.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to exercise caution around freshly shorn sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545098
>Going for his nipples
He'd better wife her. She's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545108
I'm serious, anon. I'm so hard I could make a cupid cry herself to sleep. If a yeti were to hug me, she'd freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545117

What magnificent horns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545131
>"Umu..."
>"What fantastic breasts..."
>"Umu!"
>"What luscious fur!"
>"Umu!!!"
Stick it in already anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545129
>"If I shot you with this arrow, would you cry?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545066
cute bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545129
Sounds like a slime is the girl for you. No magic bullshit, just loving sticky hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545149
>Anon is being trained by his waifu.
>"Huuugs!"
>"Yes! Just like that! Now squeeze. Harder. HARDER!"
>He's squeezing her so hard his arms are practically touching.
>She detaches her top half, which falls from his arms and splatters all over the floor.
>Her bottom half wiggles before falling over as well
>Within seconds both halves dissolve into a puddle.
>Anon starts screaming and vomiting everywhere.
>She reforms and tries to tell him it was only a prank
This is how he became so twisted and cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545139
>It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545166
"Actually it wouldn't hurt at all"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545166
>"You think love is your ally?"

[Anonymous No.]

How shit would a live action MGE movie be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545176
Why are you asking dumb questions? It's not like actors are going to grow a bunch of extra limbs or what have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545181
That's just what the tanukis want you to think. They've been prepping this for a long time. They've been sewing discontent between the genders. The rise of the 3dpd mindset growing more than ever at the same time monster girl media has seen a major rise in the mainstream. Soon they'll have shoddily produced, but charming live action monster girl movies and AVs, all to further normalize themselves to the masses, until the finally reveal themselves. The portals didn't open during the eclipse because they already opened a long time ago!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545176
>>17545181
This came out a lot more aggressive than I intended. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545193
Those tanukis are devious and deceitful.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ WE ARE GOING TO GO FIND A HOLSTAURUS AND GET BREASTFED

RIGHT.

NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545176
Micheal bay tier
Just replace the explosions with orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545193
>>17545196
Nonsense! This is all slander against hard-working, intelligent raccoons! Does this look like the face of the Illuminati?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545213
But how?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Rest easy, Aruji-dono. No other girls will be able to rape you as long as I'm here with you. Because your dick is mine."
*yawn*"What did you say?"
>"I said 'Good night, Aruji-dono.'"

[Anonymous No.]

Elf-chan who has a crush on you panicking thinking you're going to leave her after overhearing a conversation!

Elf-chan snuggling into your bed and having wild sex with you to convince you stay!

Elf-chan screaming in embarrassment after she finds out that she misinterpreted the conversation and you planned to take her along as well for a road trip with just two of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545352
Elf-chan doesn't need to be insecure I already love her for her personality and think she's the most beautiful girl in the world. That's why I asked her out on a date to become my girlfriend. So to prove my love for her is true, I'll snuggle her up to me tightly and let her listen to beating of my heart, as she gets to listen to the music that only plays for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I had all weekend to do my law school, now I'm up at 4:30 writing briefs and reading pages on pages on pages of cases.

I wonder if I'm a simpleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545626
KF is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545641
KF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545310
I prefer my Ochi to be a woman of few words who expresses herself through action

>Travelling with Ochi bodyguard
>A wild Ushi-Oni crosses out path
>Ochi hugs you tight with an arm and holds her blade with the other
>Ushi-Oni leaves without paying any attention
>Ochi blushes when she realizes that she pulled your head into her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545696
That would be nice.
I'd love a tall, strongfat Ochi that acts like that.

Hugging me tight into her body when she sees a 'threat' nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545710
The best way to bond with your Ochi is to order her to share a hot spring bath with you.It's even better if she is strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545714
That would be nice.
I can only imagine how she'd react to hearing me suggest we do a 'couples bath'.

That raises another question though.

Does one sit right next to that ochi so they can get an arm around her or across from her so they can see all of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545626
I know what you mean, but trust me: if you had spent the weekend actually doing the work, you'd get overconfident and start reading outside the syllabus. That would still burn you out anyway.

Not to worry though, Hakutaku-sensei will help you get it done in time!

[Anonymous No.]

How about an amazonian bicorn? Abs, brown skin, white tribal tattoos but still a master of seduction and a huge tease. Her goal being to build a strong harem for her husband, travelling between amazon villages to obtain amazon variations of different monster girls.

Which monster girls would you like to see as part of such a harem? If harems are your thing of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545723
I would say across her at arm's reach so you can talk to her eye to eye and enjoy seeing her struggle to contain her emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545739
Would be nice.
Especially if she was rocking a huge pair of calcium cannons that she normally keeps bound.

Gonna comment on having a beautiful sight across from me while we're there.

[Anonymous No.]

Atlach-Nacha is actually the best MGE girl and here are some very good reasons why.
https://pastebin.com/BQrsTUXK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545764
>hime cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545764
I swear to God if this is a blank page...
>hime cut
Good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545764
>one reason
You can do better than that anon, Atlach-Nachas are more than just a hair cut.
>both abusive rapists and loving subs, the ultimate switches
>the perfect kind of girl to tease
>give you the perfect super power for chasing dumb kids off your lawn
>come in all different shapes and sizes, the profile may be a loli but there's body types for everyone
>she's literally half the girl she could be without you, you make her complete
And yes, hime-cuts are fantastic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545744
Of course she will boast a large pair of breasts, the only part of her body that got softened by her undeath.
>Spoiler
She is going to try to leave the hot spring because the heat is going to her head as proven by her red face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544942
That rat looks like she'd be a 'great' abusive momster! I want to get mating presses by her after she comes home from work completely wasted and pissed off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545786
Be careful with her, people and other monsters might want to take you away from her after seeing the abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545800
Don't worry, even she might not know how much I'd enjoy it. So if anyone were to catch on to how she acts,I would be the first person to defend her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545806
I've seen this before. They wouldn't believe you and you'd get sent to the mindflayer psychologist. If you trully loved her it should be fine, though they might give her some scolding and a cuddle schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545764
This Anon >>17545781 is right.
Atlach-Nachas are a complete package of chaotic goodness.
Whether you want to be shamelessly lolidom'd into oblivion or a big mature spider to dom until she begs for forgiveness, Atlach-Nachas are for you.
Hime cuts are just the cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545819
I wonder how she'd feel if I did genuinely love her, despite her terrible behavior? I don't know if that'd spur her on into acting even worse or just break into tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545784
Oh?

Well, it would be improper for me to let her go alone so I guess I'll just need to escort her back to the room than won't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545827
Godamnit autocorrect. Just slaughtered half of that post's meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>just finished re-watching monmusu
>it's still good
>miia still isn't married to darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545827
She'd probably fix her behaviour a bit, but still abuse you since you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545856
Rach will win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545863
gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545865
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545856
>>17545865
>>17545863
He'll marry a human and it'll be an allegory for, and indictment of race-mixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545823
Lately when it comes to nachos I've been day dreaming about a donut steel one a lot.
>red hair and spider parts with the "eyes" recoloured yellow
>slender and late teen and B cup breasts
>one pleasure rune over her womb and another one under her right eye
>still grumpy and abusive but her words carry an almost wonderland-like hint of madness in them
>highly predatory and chases after men on all fours with the aid of her spider legs
Would marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545833
Well, she can't leave you unprotected either so why not.
Just don't abuse her weakened state to order her to do shameful things. Let her ask it for them herself, and if she doesn't that means it's not the right time yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545873
As long as it isn't an anti-climatic harem ending, I'll be content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545880
I won't.
I'll just take her back to the room, get her a nice meal, and maybe see if my loyal bodyguard wants a massage as a reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545881
it'll end with miia on a boat with darling's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545863
>implying it won't end with grills just running after MC and yelling marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>already over 208 images with the EMG spam
I never thought we'd inch closer to the image limit anytime soon, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545878
The predatory part is scary, I approve of everything else though.
I might even steal the pleasure rune part.
I'm kind of obsessed with Atlach-Nacha's natural eye shadow and I want to rub it against her consent. Her having a pleasure rune there would make it even better, and womb tattoos would make filling her up more satisfying too.

>>17545882
Lords should not under any circumstances take care of their Ochimusha.
If she is not feeling well, just remind her that she is already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545932
a good lord always takes care of his subjects

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545916
>Discussion = Spam
We've reached peak stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545939
You don't remember the EMG cow spam from a couple of months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545934
How is a Lord lowering himself to the status of servant and massaging his bodyguard the proper thing to do?
Hell, you should ask her to massage you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545932
>The predatory part is scary, I approve of everything else though.
She just wants someone to love her, even if her words say otherwise and she acts like she's only after a quick fuck with a dildo that happens to have a human attached to it.
>I might even steal the pleasure rune part.
Pleasure runes are so good, especially on the more monstrous girls like nachos.
>I'm kind of obsessed with Atlach-Nacha's natural eye shadow and I want to rub it against her consent. Her having a pleasure rune there would make it even better, and womb tattoos would make filling her up more satisfying too.
The natural eye shadow is another part of them that tends to get overlooked but it's absolutely cute.
As for the womb tattoo, playing with it with both thumbs while gripping her body from either side is a must while fucking her. Or when she's on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545932
Incorrect.

A good Lord rewards servants that perform well, even if he must do it himself.


>>17545945
He is not lowering himself, he is showing his humility by doing such an act.

It's a virtue

[Anonymous No.]

>All that Tio talk last night
God bless you sometimes, thread, I dreamt of the jumbo cinnamon bun last night

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be gentle femdommed by a Hellhound
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545947
>Petite teen-bodied Atlach-Nacha with a womb tattoo
>Fucking her in cowgirl position
>She can't stop shaking her hips despite what her mouth says
>You can see your cock slightly bulging in and out of her
>You pinch her womb tattoo with both thumbs while your cock bulges it out
>Her insults and words of disgust become an incomprehensible mess
>She barely seems conscious anymore
>Her hips are somehow still shaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545987
Because they're not doms anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545969
this guy
he right

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545999
Exactly like that, stuff like that is the biggest boner fuel.
I'm still incredibly happy KC made Atlach-Nachas because I thought he would never do a girl that hurls abuse at men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545969
Simple words of praise from a respectable Lord are much more significant than a lowly Lord servicing his subjects as a reward.
Lords can show their humility by sharing his goods, and dining amongst his subjects. No need to lower his rank for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546022
>thought he would never do a girl that hurls abuse at men.
>redcap exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546026
lol dickhead give her a spa day or something don't need to get your hands dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546029
Redcaps are physically abusive but they're not exactly tsundere in a verbal way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546037
abuse is abuse and you said nothing about tsuns

[Anonymous No.]

I want to soften my Ice Queen sensei's heart and make her fall for me

>Ice Queen-sensei gets called into the succubus principal's office and finds you also waiting there
>"Queen-sensei, I've been hearing talks around the school that this boy has been making advances on you. Some of the students believe you're in a relationship with him."
>"No, it's not true! This boy is just always trying to hit on me during class and-"
>"Finally! I was getting so worried that you're cold disposition was gonna cause you to end up as some sad and lonely Christmas Cake."
>The principal walks up to you with tears in her eyes
>"My boy, please take good care of my friend here. She may be inexperienced, but she's a real cutie deep down, I just know it."
>From then on, the principal helps you in your attempts to woo Ice Queen-sensei while she tries to maintain her distance from you as teacher and student

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546029
Redcaps don't hurl abuse at men, they stab them with it repeatedly.
Redcaps and Atlach-Nachas are very similar in their overall characteristics (angry loli who switches to a gentle loving one), but their execution is very different.
Redcaps are closer to berserks who calm down with enough dicking, while Atlach-Nachas are extreme tsunderes who show their true feelings when pumped full of SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>no super flexible Jiang-Shi to sit on your face reverse cowgirl while giving you a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546001
Lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546046
I want to get with her gflacies daughter so access to Queen-sensei would be easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545987
Because the world is cruel. Gentle femdom a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546026
No no!
A Lord is only as good as those he rules.

I would be nothing but for my loyal bodyguard.

But, if she wishes that I do not spoil her with my hands then so be it, a feast will have to serve instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546046
>Ice Queen has no care or regard to both her job and her students
>Doesn't hesitate to grade all of them F-
>Doesn't react to students crying or getting angry because of her
>Let's the girls rape the boys in the middle of class
>Gives ridiculous amounts of homework
Someone needs to break her hymen so she stops being such a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546187
How elegant would her snowflake hymen be

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546176
I doubt an undead would enjoy a feast, they lost their appetite for regular food ago. Even the most delicious of dish would be second class for them compared to spirit energy.

>>17546252
The real question is: would you be able to hear it breaking like glass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546071
I feel your pain. Jiangshi warmed up would do such feats of incredible lewdness. She'd bounce that big blue ass in ways you never thought possible while her moans alone could get you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546282
>your new oni gf just casually does this after meeting you at the gym
Play it cool, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546294
Jiang-Shi's probably come in gray or purple varieties don't they? Truly, the Mist Continent deserves the utmost respect for its busty cadavers if that were the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546282
>a musclegirl with actual breeding hips
That's nice to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546285
High class undead like vampires and wights would probably still enjoy food even though they don't need to eat out of hedonism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546327
Of course, the whole spectrum of undeath.
Would you call your childhood friend turned lover Jiangshi a cutie cadaver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546285
Oh, there's ways to make it taste better for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545310
Bodyguard waifus are the best. If she cant do as a bodyguard and isnt your bodyguard, she is not waifu material. No coincidence Hellhounds, Jinkos, Ochis, Minotaurs, Dragons, Soldier Beetles, Onis, Kunoichis, Mantises, Automatons, Cursed Swords and Dullahans are so great. Lizard Girls and Hinezumis would be great if it wasnt for their attitude (though I guess if you spray water and dick a Hinezumi she will turn into a bodyguardfu if you are weak as shit)

[Anonymous No.]

Ouch, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546387
What kind of fox can't even project an anti-attack defensive barrier using their magic? It's like they WANT to get bug bites to make men worry about them in small, inconsequential ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546327
Undead skin color has to do with the land's mana in MGE as confirmed by KC in Ochi's making-of, but that wasn't in any official book so you can dismiss it as non-canon.

>>17546374
What ways that don't involve cumming in their soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546378
I wonder what shenanigans an overprotective Dullahan would get into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546402
What kind of skin color would an Undead gain if she resurrects in a fertile area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546415
>brown Undead resurrecting in a Bright Green Demon Realm
>a land with a cool Mediterranean climate, a perpetually overcast sky
>deeply tanned Zombies working the olive plantations
>chocolate Ghouls rearing demon boars
>light brown Wights supervising from their villas, with their bronzed Dullahans standing guard
>beige Liches inspecting the soil quality with their Gnome familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546433
And a cutiepie Dorome that no one has the heart to tell she isn't actually undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546436
I'm sure the lady Liches of learning in the city-state of not!Athens wouldn't mind! Dorome-chan is a good girl, and she keeps the Gnomes happy.
Besides, she's much better company than the dreary Liches of the Undead cities from not!Thrace, or the merchant sharks from not!Syracuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546453
They have bigger concerns, like all this talk of Alexa of not!Macedonia uniting the city states for some grand campaign.
Who knew a lowly Zombie could prove so bold? She'll never wight at that rate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546475
Alexa? She'll never get that campaign of the ground. Even if she manages to overcome the marauding centaurs from the not!Sarmatian plains, she'll still have to contend with opposition across the not!Bosphorus. The Girtablilu dynasties, long the rivals of our blessed civilisation, would not hesitate to re-establish vassalage on our shores if she gets too bold.

And what of the Pharaoh? Many of our own Liches have strong ties with proto-Alexandria, and surely she would come to our aid if Alexa grew too bold. The magics of the Anubii are not to be trifled with.

[Anonymous No.]

Have Latenight or Barb ever drawn Tio or any of the EMG girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546507
Latenight has drawn Miia a couple times, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

COLD

HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546529
CUMMIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546529
CUNNYMET

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546433
Is it possible to have a Green Undead Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546541
Eh, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546529
I'd give that baphomet something warm and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546541
Wandering irresponsible necromancers raising dead errywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546529
Cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546529
It's cute she thinks cash will work; I can't be so easily bought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546564
she's just going to pay her classmates to hold you down though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546564
Why, do you prefer electronic transactions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546541
I'm guessing it's similar to a Pharaoh's kingdom that happen to be close to the shoreline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546674
An undead greek styled kingdom would be cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546649
I want a Tanuki loli to try and figure out why she just can't buy me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546684
>undead
>cooler

I got the joke

[Anonymous No.]

Dont wake up the wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546684
Undead Gothic-Greek style would be awesome.
I want to live in that undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17544685
To be jaded by women they'd have to have relations with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
>cosplay-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
Horo a cute.Not so much in 2d though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
Oh my god, please delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546721
Don't you mean 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
>>>/cgl/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546731
Yes. Unfortunate typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546702
>tfw no drawfags that specialize in cool architectural shit AND MGE Monstergirls
I at least know that Nav is pretty fond of architecture and environmental stuff, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546705
Relationship with rejection is enough. Awareness of the fact that women can get sex and relationships at a finger snap while men have to work super hard for it and that they take advantadge of this to manipulate men, cuts the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546751
>Tfw I'm trying to learn how to draw cool environments/architecture
I will do it, just so I can draw the undead MGE city that I've been doing. Gotta stave off that boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546688
>How about I buy you? Is 100,000 yen enough?
>No. you can't buy a person
>Ehhh? That always works in my comics!
>What kind of comics are you reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546787
I bet she probably is reading those old Tanuki comics where buying a husband was perfectly legal.

Along with ones that offer X-ray specs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546870
Poor monsters getting fooled by doujinshis. Imagine all the onee-sans and momsters getting shotas thinking they have huge dicks, or the elves thinking old men are going to rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546882
Can by solved by magic/potions/DE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546890
be*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546890
Anything can, even math problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546897
Especially math problems.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet undeads pay Harpies large amounts of money just to have them wish a harpy birthday to their friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546915
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute Automaton with a broken language matrix, meaning she talks like Frankenstein from Fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546941
No need to get it, undeads have an outdated sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like a dumb dragon waifu please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546941
Harpy Birthday
Happy Birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546990
>okuu dragon
I love this, I'd need to take Hellcat Orin too though. Splitting them up would be unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546999
Why are MG 2hus so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547003
Why is that artist so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547003
Because it's combining two great things, the deliciousness of 2hu porn with monster girls.
A lot of boat designs would make nice monster girls too, as would a lot of the humans from granblue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546697
I thought it was pretty clear that Holo's hair was light brown, not fuckin' orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547009
>boat MGs

There's also Shigure as a Shirohebi too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547007
Yeah, not gonna defend him. I just really like that Okuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547007
The Okuu and snek are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547013
Akebono a cute. There's a lot I'd like to see though.
>kongou as a taller, brown feathered jubjub
>nagato as a jinko or dragon
>ooyodo hakutaku
>nachi satyros
>hayashimo oomukade
>kashima weresheep
>ooi and kitakami liliraune
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Anonymous No.]

How about them sand zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547084
Like most undead, inferior to the other monsters they share the region with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547084
I want to hear the sound a mummy makes when you molest her bare skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547095
Its probably some sort of cross be tween a zombie groan and a sexy groan.
Like "uuuuraaaaaah!" or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547084
They're great, sadly not many anons want a delicious brown undead who is weak to teasing.

>>17547095
Mummies and Pharaohs's hyper vulnerable cracks are for licking thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you other writefags workin' on? Hopefully something worthwhile, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to a mamono dating agency
>Tell the Inari recepcionist that you want a waifu willing to have protected sex
>She raise an eyebrow
>Aware of how offensive birth control is to mgs, you are afraid you fucked up
>"Protected..... sex?" She asks with a confused face
>"Oh! Aw, thats such a cute way of saying it! Of course! Please wait in the room over there."
>You are confused, surprised and relieved she was so agreeable.
>"Security!" You hear the Inari shout
>Crap! She got offended and is going to have you beaten!
>You hear some voices and then steps that get nearer and nearer
>The door begins to open
>You are scared as shit
>An Ochimusha, Hellhound, Jinko, Dragon and Oni step in. All of them tall, muscular with solid abs. Wearing nothing but shorts and a black top that has "security" written on it.
>They all look at you intensely
>You prepare yourself for the trashing
>"He is mine! I will make him feel protected while having sex! The wife must be me!" says the Dragon
>"No, I will! Hellhounds are made for that!"
>All 5 monster girls start bickering as they discuss who is the most suited to give you "protected sex"

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1106394/30ae73f7d1/
It finally got translated, a sturm doujin that gets her height right.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to visit Sabbathland and pay tribute to the Baphomet Cunny Queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546990
So, a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547156
>no legs
I beg your pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
Working on a new monster girl roulette, among other things

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to Peny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547142
I would throw myself into the arms of that Dragon and coo out how protected I would feel enveloped in her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547152
Do they have loli bee girls there? I'd prefer some honey cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547084
Don't forget to feed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547142
Condom sex must be a top-grade SM act with them. I want to see the self-loathing and disappointment on a low-self-esteem girl's face as I shoot my load uselessly into a rubber inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547211
>cunny
People like you deserve to be shot alongside turgid fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547227
Except cunny actually sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547222
Poor gaijin-kun never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547227
Every time you get visibly pissed over it (which is every time), you reinforce their decision to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547114
I would.
If anything, I want to make/find/get some thick mummies that ooze out their bandages so there is more to grope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546991
But what's the connection between harpies and undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547210
*cue embarrassed blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547301
Charon and puns would be my guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547308

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a pastebin of Tio taking it in the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547344
>expecting EMG smut here
Look at this EMGfaggot and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547354
No, I don't want to give them (You)s. Let them eat dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547344
I have not seen a story of that sort.

[Anonymous No.]

Making a character out of a monster is a little tough.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to treat your homunculi nicely.

Man Berzerker had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547439
>spoiler
Get out of my head, I just finished watching the episode.Poor girl needs her smile protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547442
She is a good girl who did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547422
No it isn't
I can make a character in 15 minuets.
All you need is name, what monster she is, appearance and job. add a little back story and hey presto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545117
i want a big horned sheep girl who when flustered headbutts me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
Planning on writing something involving Yetis and something else involving a Cupid. Vidya is holding me captive please send help

[Anonymous No.]

What better way to chill than to play games with monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547197
No idea, but it seems like Silent no longer wants anything to do with us.
I never thought I'd see the day when the threads have almost no writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Paladi-chan will never take you with her on a pilgrimage through the harsh and inhospitable desert regions in order to temper her faith and purify oases of corrupt demonic energies
>You'll never wipe her luxurious, almost typical "orc x knight breeding sow" tier body free of swet from the deert heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547525
Dark days. What would launch us into a second Renaissance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547525
Now that both Peny and Silent are dead we've only got Losenis as a half decent writefag. Lanternon is good but he's probably dead too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17546521
>>17546507
LN has drawn a few Miia's ya, they should be in his gallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547525
Thank god, the faster this shithole dies the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547458
>Job
Well, that already kills many character ideas including most that make the best use of monster girls.
Fantasy setting or bust. You can have a modern fantasy, but none of that uninspired realism where it's just earth + monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547525
Not one of the old good ones, but some of us are still around. We just lurk now instead and procrastinate forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547543
More profiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547551
>>17547553
Attitudes like this certainly don't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547525
>even /monster/ has more OC than us now
It's not good OC, because the day a good writefag comes from that place is the day hell freezes over, but it's still better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547512
What is the Yeti story going to be about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547546
>Losenis as a half decent writefag
>half decent
How can I git gudder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547556
This. We were getting more stories when profiles were being released, just need to hold strong till comiket or even before that if he doesn't need all of the extra months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547553
It doesnt have to be fantasy to have a job
For example a dark mage or troll could be an apothecary.
A minotaur could be a labourer
Mix it up a littld and we have oni chefs and foxgirls that sell glasswork still within a fantasy realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547564
For all the "sky is falling" doomsaying we get out of the usual suspects, the threads certainly continue to truck along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547553
I'm pretty sure a monster girl character in a fantasy setting could still have have a job even if that's job is something like "I fuck my husband for 3 days straight every month so that it rains for the farmers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547598
Make a character that isn't a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547598
By not being an attentionfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547588
It's going to be about Yeti's, anon.
It's hard to describe without spoiling, but I hope if I do write it hopefully anons will like it. It won't be some cutesy thing but I won't do dark either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547598
Write stuff for my favorite girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547598
Write a story that isn't Lilims.
They're basically memes now, and few anons take them seriously.
But you're a really good writer and I think you could pull off some great stories if you put in the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547553
>fantasy setting or bust
But why? No one had a problem with modern day settings until recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547602
Fair point, but if you build a character on the basis of her job and species you won't go very far

>>17547610
That's kind of pushing the meaning of the word
Most people assume a job is something you do at least 20h a week
Also by making having a job mandatory you remove the possibility of creating a wild monster girl, a dungeon dweller, a tyrant, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547609
True. We may not have daily threads that reach the image limit anymore but life continues. Hopefully once another mainstream mg anime airs or some weird worldwide taste shift happens this place will be a little more like it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547609
We still have a bunch of active writers. That must mean something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547354
You really need to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Have Latenight or Barb ever drawn Tio or any of the EMG girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547656
They answered you earlier
>>17547547

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547653
>Lostmemis
>Beast
I might be missing a single person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547653
Yeah but, Losenis is the only acceptable one right now. All the other writers should probably quit honestly. They aren't too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547635
When i said job it meant what is your character doing?
I doesnt have to be a true occupation. Even something like "tree dweller" could count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547344
Not on my radar. The one posted earlier was breastfeeding handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547660
Klaus released something not too long ago. How long he remains active remains to be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547656
No and stop and stop asking questions about Tio, lurk or use the archive for fuck sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547673
I'm beginning to believe it's actually a falseflagger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547656
Fuck off EMGfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547659
'Twas a glitch, my bad. Has happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547664
Klaus is fairly good though, he just needs to write something that isn't grimdark.
The only other writefag who has posted recently is Beast, and while he's hit or miss his stories aren't the worst we've seen. The guy just needs to replace his machine proofreader with a human one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547682
It's cool. You probably just triggered some people though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547673
Sorry, sometimes when I reload the page after being gone for a while it reposts my last post, I think it has to do with the 4chan pass being active but traveling between IPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547664
I'd hate to see the day Beast quits.
He's like the train that could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547682
>'Twas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547692
>YBA writes a story about Beast writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrhSEdLOD5M

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547639
Well, there was the MGQ OVA, but I'm not sure if that changed anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547692
Same. I only really like his roulette and his dialogue sucks, but the stories are fun and I admire the way he can deliver stories at a tempo and consistency few others have achieved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547664
>All the other writers should probably quit honestly.
This is the train of thought that got us into this mess in the first place, chasing off low-mid tier writers who actually tried and didn't cause any shitstorms.
They won't get better if they don't keep writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547690
If you close the thread between when you go idle for a while and just open it from the catalog when you come back it should prevent that from occurring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547682
>'Twas
End your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547704
He needs to do more roulettes.
If he stuck to that, he would be almost four times better than he is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547730
He does need to drop the Selene thing. He's set on writing more serious stories but he's not the right kind of writer for what he's aiming to do. Good on him for getting out of his comfort zone though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547731
>He does need to drop the Selene thing.
He said he was going to try and make make her do more Lilim things.
I don't think he'll give up on her just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547743
If that's what he wants, then good for him.
I think his serious stories are his weakest, but then he'll never get any better if he doesn't practise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547685
I'd like to think the epilogue for this story I need to finish won't be considered grimdark. It's more of a scenario style story with plenty of smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547627
>Write a story that isn't Lilims.
I'll finish this one I'm halfway done with and see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547755
The only good news out of this is that he said his next thing is another roulette.
And from what he's talked about on that discord, the next monster is golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547743
>do more Lilim things
What does the daily schedule of a Lilim look like?
>8am Wake up
>8:30am breakfast with husband
>9:00am work on making Dark Matters
>11:00am pre lunch fuck
>12:00 lunch
>1:00pm post lunch fuck
>1:30pm monsterize the local villagers
>3:00pm whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547680
>stop liking what I don't like
fuck off autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547759
It's the epilogue to the story where newly turned succubi are euthanised by the blade and the monstergirls cruelly taunt the humans over what they've done to Lescatie and their friends.
Even if the epilogue itself isn't dark the rest of the story was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547770
Go back to where you came from you obnoxious twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547769
Needs more "tying up husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547771
I promised if the first half wasn't your cup of tea, to just finish it when I put it out. I can't spoil, but you won't be disappointed. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547743
>make her do more Lilim things
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547780
That's part of dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547785
promise*
But yeah. I put all the exposition and rising action into it. This last part will be climax and resolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547778
I am obnoxious? ME? Not the person who replies to random posts he doesn't like with "fuck off"? You're fuckin nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let your Automaton near cute animals, their circuits aren't built to handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547788
The biggest complaint about selene is that she is just a warrior succubus right?
So Beast wants to have her do some corrupting while she tours a city looking for that guy she fought, along with talking about the green realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547778
>>17547797
How about you both fuck off and we call it a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547799
Liches are cute, I want one to sit on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547803
It seems that rabbits are their weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547797
>>17547778
Simmer down the both of ya
If you like EMG it's cool, we had fine discussion last night
If someone replies bitching about it let them, it's a drop in an ocean if left alone
People keep replying to people who bitch at my posts about EMG when i just ignore them, you don't have to defend me or my posts for me or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547797
If it's the tiofag I think it is he's right to tell the guy to fuck off, not because of EMG though.

[Anonymous No.]

I do wonder what the tail actually tasted like.

[Anonymous No.]

Having perverted magics cast on you by a Dark Mage must be so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
I've done some writing for muh pirate story, but I'm trying not to fall into a tired trope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547803
I would buy the cutest puppy I could find for my Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547818
I only posted that question once, the other time was an honest to goodness technical error
That someone else also happened to ask about Tio is one, a coincidence, and two shouldn't be an issue considering people ask questions about the same Monstergirl species all the time from other sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547827
Peter you're the best and brightest. If YBA and Peny had a child, you'd be it. But you're like the Godfather of writefags here.

If you're not peter, I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547822
Probably like alligator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547816
We need to come up with a bunny repellent before any more Automatons go haywire

>>17547830
That could teach her about feelings, but it would also make her crash multiple times from unexpected reaction to the puppy's cuteness.
Proceed with care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547836
Yeah but you're not allowed to talk about non-MGE Monstergirls for too long in one period of time. There are rules against that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547816
What if I make an Automatron dress up in a sexy bunny suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547841
Dammit Klaus, contain your erection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547799
How is that peak performance when she can't even give the best paizuri?

Too meager for paizuri yet not flat enough for naizuri.

Pathetic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547803
Unless that cute animal means to threaten their master, like feral not-russian hamsters or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547846
Literally never happens with my non-MGE waifu.
I wonder why that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547854
She can give you a buttjob or sit on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547845
I would be as careful as I can, Automatons must learn about man's greatest friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547841
I am Peter, but I don't think I'm that good
seriously I don't want to seem like I'm fishing for compliments
But the semester has begun, 30 hours a week of work, an editing suite to learn and use, a directing class, a film production class and a Napoleonic History class. Being a senior is hard. But I'm going to try to get an update out or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547864
So can a girl who also has tits.

Faulty! Defective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547848
Constant errors and requests to let her change outfit.
Who knows what might happen if you put a mirror in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547841
Peter doesn't write thicc lactating Undead smut unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547764
>Golem
Unsuprising given his complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547887
What complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
I've returned to a story about a Demon I abandoned a while ago, and have been feeling a lot better about what I've changed and added on. Also have something about an Ochimusha that's been laid out, and a few shorts on other girls, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547882
I never liked writing smut if I'm being honest, although I think I did ok with it. Still unsure how/when/if I'll be doing it in Pirate's Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547893
His whole anti femdom thing.
He's gone on rants about being a man and other nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906
Why do people get so upset about other people's interests
11 years on this site and I still don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906
He needs to be quiet, or he'll attract the wandering manticores or hellhounds. Perhaps a nice redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906
He's always seemed a bit insecure about his masculinity when it comes to other people liking femdom-ish stuff I'll agree.
Nothing against him though, he's a cool dude otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906
If you bring it up to him he'll go on a tirade about how a man should be dominate in the bedroom and it gets really annoying talking about anything femdom related when he's a round

[Anonymous No.]

It's a well-known fact around the husbands of mamono that Ushi-Oni are in fact among the softest and most affectionate of all monstergirl species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906
He said he was fine with it, but it's not for him.
And seeing as quite a few of his stories have men getting raped, there doesnt seem to be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547705
>actually thinking that's his honest opinion
It's just the same faggot again that alternates between falseflagging and concern trolling.

>"monster girl thread is dead all our content creators are leaving!!!"
>"all content creators should just quit this place is shit and not worth it" t. totally not the same person

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547928
I've never seen him do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547936
I want to prove you wrong but I'm too tired to go through the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

Long ride home
Would you try waking her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547664
You need to fuck off with that elitist attitude. People like you being joyless shitpails are why I inevitably decided that my time was better spent than writing in the hopes of actually having fun with some people. Now I'm stuck masturbating to vaginas that emit light from within and feathered pubes on fucking blueberry birds from other dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
As much as I would like to hug, I'd let her sleep. She looks like she had a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547964
Shog why do you like glowing vaginas so much?

[Anonymous No.]

Post beetles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
I would gently nudge her to make sure she didn't miss her stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
I feel like trying to wake her up would just make her roll over and hug you while still asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
I'd stick two fingers in her cleavage then rub them around, pull them out and smell them.
Then I'd nudge her to say her stop is coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547989
You're a weird dude, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
I'd touch her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547222
You can't keep posting these without giving sauce anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
It would be nice if latenight drew more of this minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547977
Flying out of MGC would be awful.
Every single man would be pulled out of line and accused of smuggling a weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547977
There is no greater privilege than having 2 beetles duke it out for the right to own you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
Playing with a protopire story. It'll be my 4th or so bloodsucker story, but I never get tired of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
>double date with meatitaur and pizzabus never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548000
Same, Minotaurs are really cute and it would be nice to see them have more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548004
I thought the pofile said that beetle fights were for who is going to have the man first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548013
Profile*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548009
Doesn't Pizzabus already have a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548013
You are correct.
>But in the case of a duel fought over a man, the outcome doesn't determine who will claim the man, instead merely determining “the order in which they will copulate”. Ultimately, after copulating with one, a man will end up having to copulate with the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548026
Indeed. Doesn't mean they can't go on a double date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548031
That sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547936
>>17547944
Where is he? He should just tell us and settle this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548039
It's something like 11PM in london.
If he's not on that discord he's asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548031
>>17548035
>Pizzabus sees the tiredness in Mini's eyes present even during the date
>pulls her aside for a private conversation while the boys crack open a cold one
>"Listen. I know what it's like working in this business. I know what it's like riding the 8 line home at 1230 because some chubby Cheshire decided to wait until the last possible second to order an extra large, then slams the door without a tip. Living life like that, it feels like the roads never gonna end and you've got nothing to look forward to but the couch and a prayer for a day off."
>turns to look at her fiancé, smiling as he's laughing and telling jokes while chilling in the other room
>"...then, all of a sudden, you just find the one thing that makes it all worth it, and it just clicks. Everything that you thought was so hopeless and strange and difficult- it just all comes together and starts making sense, all because you now have that one thing to look forward to when you get home."
>sighs and turns back to Mini
>"If you ever get the chance to find that one thing- the one that will be waiting for you every night when you get home- take my advice and don't ever let it get away."
>gives her a playful poke and skips back into the other room, diving onto her man and laughing as he responds by tickling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548012

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548127
Why is she masturbating on a flesh colored stone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547968
If I had to put it into the simplest words. It's like I'm a moth, and glowing vaginas are an enchanting, erotic flame. They just flicker and dance and entice and just when you think that it's over, that sweet saccharin smell just brings you back for more. I can't lie. I'd go mad with lust if I saw a Hellhound who's pussy dripped with female arousal like a bath of hot honey, glowing from within like a literal sexual headlight.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you volunteer to be a test subject in the development of edging and denial devices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547855
Top tier protection is at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548226
Good thing she did, only a holy item could have taken out that monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548225
Only if it gave me a gigantic dick and a devoted stretchy shortstack MG as payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548220
Nu is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548225
Only if it were my waifu and/or daughteru administering the tests and said tests were done in the comfort and privacy of our own home. As long as those conditions are met, then absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548232
Three shall be the number thou shalt count
And the number thou shalt count- shall be three
Four shall not be the number thy count, nor shall thou count two, unless thou then proceed directly to three
Five is right out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548004
>>17548028
>>17548013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag0MLEl3UMg

>Beetle fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548226
>Top tier protection
I see no Ochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548239
You disappoint with the lack of kinkshaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548225
>edging and denial devices
What kind of edging and denial devices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547136
Order bureaucracy, dungeon crawling, espionage and propaganda, and all-out war.

If have lots of irons in the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
id try to get her to roll on top of me while sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548104
What does that Cheshire need so much pizza for that late at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548356
(cont)
Most recently, I've been drawing maps and working on world-building

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548356
>Order bureaucracy
You cannot make bureaucracy sexy, it' very nature is to be as unsexy as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548367
Watching movies under a blanket with her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548367
At least it wasn't some prankster at MGU ordering 20+ extra large meat-lover pizzas to be delivered to Elf House

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your daughteru(s) really want to go to Loli-Con this year!

Do you think they are old enough? Or young enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548389
>Sending my daughteru to get brainwashed by old hags in disguise, have them get drugged up on sabath brand aphrodisiacs, and have them get gangbanged in the middle of the con as their "induction" ritual, all while she calls strange men "daddy" and "onii-chan"

How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548377
Did I say bureaucracy? I meant to say competiting interests between local factions and Order forces coming to a head in the face of an unknown and possibly deadly threat.

It's mainly just world-building with a narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548389
Absolutely not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548418
Are there any big tiddies in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548389
Sure anon, but then again my waifu and I would likely take our daughteru there every year. That being said she'd have to wear her leash as she is very prone to losing her self control when she's overexcited. With a lot of people there things could get a little overstimulating to her at times and we could easily get separated if we didn't keep her tethered to us. Us keeping her on a leash would probably be perfectly acceptable at Loli-Con though, especially during the 'after dark' portion of the festivities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548428
I assure you, bureaucracy consists almost entirely of boobs and asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548462
Excellent, I hope the bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of my expanding bureaucracy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548462
Clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548462
>boobs and asses.
in this context I can only interpret that as the inept and jerks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548416
Who do you expect her to get gangraped by?Everyone knows that single boys don't exist at monstergirl conventions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548486
>Implying they're going to be single boys.
Please, I bet the sabath is full of femcucks. You think the local sect leader does't get her pick of her cultists's husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

He didn't even bother to bait the hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548492
bad bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548497
>>17548499
>Sabathfags don't have alot of crossover with haremfags and corruption fags who fantasize about going out with their wife to corrupt other little girls.
Unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548504
Hey, it's okay man, just consider this a valuable lesson in subtlety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548462
Is this the Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes speech?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there art of a scythe wielding Automaton yet? We are nearing Halloween after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548513
I feel my bait was fine. Like a lie - easier to swallow with a little truth mixed in. You think there aren't sabath members who get their husbands to fuck in the new girls? From all we've seen from Kc, that's pretty naive of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548524
>scythe wielding Automaton
Farming robots

[Anonymous No.]

A chubby, shortstack cheshire is the one for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548534
What a waste of their abilities, even though an Automaton probably wouldn't mind performing tasks like farming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548534
Will she be your deere?

>>17548538
I don't like this wolf. It's smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548538
ABAJ~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548588
>So...
>What's the buzz?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you feel ashamed if while you are being robbed or bullied by Order guys a loli Ochimusha appears, beat them up, sighs, says you are hopeless and declares herself as your bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548605
I like it better when she's speaking a language I can't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548588
>"I WILL LOVE HER AND PET HER AND NAME HER GEORGE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548616
Maybe she does, you can infer what she is saying from her actions. She beats up the bullies, looks at you, shakes her head and sighs, then points as herself as she begins talking in Zipanguese, having no idea what shr is saying but infering it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548588
These damn homeless fairies need to stop flying in through the windows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548644
Silly anon, that's a boy's name!

[Anonymous No.]

Barb has really improved. I was browsing /v/, and this OP floored me with how gorgeous it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548676
I've always greatly enjoyed Barb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548676
>tfw barb stopped doing commissions
Kill me please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3c2cXiEUHo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548680
Did he? I was thinking of getting a commission after seeing this succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548680
Did he ever take them in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

Wip

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548699
At one point he had a few commission slots open which were all taken pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548701
Nice shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548722
Thanks anon, it doesn't look too sqaure does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548588
>Oh hey, my onahole arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548734
Slightly. Would also round out the underside of her boob a bit, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the rabbits, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548743
The boob is that way for a reason, you'll see eventually
I've evened out the shoulder, should be done soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548747
Only if she is a muscle rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547222
Jewgle translate:
the second

congratulations on the acquisition of her husband's mummy # 21

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548757
Would she be one of those giant Irish rabbits?
http://imgur.com/a/7EH4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548785
Possibly. She would basically be Jinko x Minotaur fused in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548785
>7+ Feet tall gym bunny with freckles and an Irish accent
>Loves boxing
>Range from cardio goddess to FULL BEEF in musculature
>Her little fluffy tail goes haywire when you pet her nose
>if she rides on top she hops your dick like a jackhammer
>Its physically impossible for the bed NOT to break when she cowgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548367
>>17548383

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
Lapcaaaaaaaat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
>tfw no thicc lapcat to cuddle with while eating pizza
I'd get takeout pizza because I know how frustrating it is for someone to order delivery a minute before the cutoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
>cheshire ojou-sama acting this casually
This won't do! The Mistress is being degraded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
My poor heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
Would she respect the sacred laws of movie night and keep the cuddles platonic, or would she tease me under the blanket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
That silly lapcat and her plush thighs, fluffy boobs, and bootylicious ass.
And her boyfriend, being all comfy and stuff to her.
Damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548823
This is what the ideal comfy waifu face looks like. You might not like it, but this is peak physical comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548852
this thread is for
comfy posting only

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548866
I want to pour myself a cup and snuggle up with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548866
Comfy cuddle bugs in cold winter coats

[Anonymous No.]

Done
Always remember to check the kegs, all manners of shit can get in there
I can't decide on if the face looks okay or not, how does it look to you guys?
I think my last one was better

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548866
C O M F Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548840
Lapcat's all about being comfy anon.
That Ojou-sama can't beat the snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548892
Comfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548902
Getting cuddled in the snow by a wild pack of Yetis who sensed someone cold was nearby would be nice, I would take them home and feed them while they cling to my legs for more cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548897
I want comfy that transcends generations
>Marry a fox
>Start a tradition of watching movies with her, using just her tails to cover up
>Have a few kids, they'll snuggle up with you, too
>Eventually they grow up, move out, and have their own kids
>When the family comes together on the holidays, you make a tradition of watching movies still
>Between your wife, your daughters, and your granddaughters, the whole couch is buried in warm, fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547968
>Literally engaging with a known attention whore wash up who quit writing because his fee-fees got hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548927
What about the great-granddaughters and great-great-granddaughterus? Foxes live for a VERY long time.
What kind of absurdly comfy couch can accomodate all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548953
Just get a sectional and keep adding on to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548852
I'd love smug if I was the one causing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548886
Imagining comfy mornings with comfy waifu is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548895
Should probably straighten out the area around the eyes some more since heads don't curve at that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548927

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548983
Absolute Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a big enough slut to use the manticore gloryholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548927
>Your daughters and granddaughters bring their husbands
>Stare them down until they sit on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548886
Scheduled morning teatime with my Anubis waifu sounds amazing. Perfect time for cuddles and tail brushing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548983
Adorable!! Cheers, mate!
>>17549003
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548997
>not sticking your dick in a cheese wheel and making an impromptu gloryhole for mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549035
That's a great way to get your winky bitten there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549041
Not if you make all the mice wear ring gags before they use the cheese hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549041
In hindsight that idea went from sounding creative to dangerous as fuck. Maybe they'd take pity on you after giving it a nibble though?

>>17549044
Ok now thats kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548997
Ghoul holes for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549044
That seems like a lot of prep time for a simple gloryhole kink, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549035
What does Mr.Cheese say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>Your husbando is trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>You eat so much because you're sad and you're sad because you eat so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>Your depression won't go away and you'll always be alone and sad until you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549051
>Ok now thats kind of hot.
Ring-gagged oral is indeed very hot anon, cheese or no. There's something really special about the idea of my waifu putting on a ring gag and giving me an enthusiastic blowjob, with no other form of restraints either.

>>17549057
I don't know anon, it's really quick and simple to put on a ring gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
Pepper-jack master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>You'll never get a husband if you talk to cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>a rat's estrus cycle is a whole year

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549077
>>17549084
please no bully maus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>Mice actually don't like cheese that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>if you throw me i will go splurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548983
Oh mein Gott.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>You throw like a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548927
>>17548983
>>17549068

>People ignoring LN to talk about cheese
FFS people

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549068
>Are Wendigos born wearing their coats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549134
Don't worry. The heretics will learn the error of their ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549142
Aww jeez. I never thought about that before, thanks man.

It's like the chicken and the egg all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548866
Gonna get comfy with a hotdog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549142
>>17549153
I've always thought that mama Wendigos would take off a piece of their coat to wrap their newborn daughterus in as their first baby blankets. Then eldritch magic/mamono mana/the fact that Wendigo coats are semi-alive/whatever else would have the little piece of coat grow to be the new daughteru's coat she has through her whole life.

I don't know what bits of coat would symbolize what things when given to new daughterus, but I'm sure there would be some Wendigo families who might have a pice of the original Wendigo's coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549157
That hotdog has a serious case of dude face. Besides, soft tsundere helhound is superior comfy.

All this time I never realized I don't actually have the image with anon's head nestled between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549134
Hey man, cheese is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17548657

Imgur gallery has been updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549176
>you will never have an infestation of tiny succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549176
I just realised something LN.
This, this is the Great Red Dragon and the Anons Clothed in Sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549182
Not as fun as you think it would be. Sure they're cute, but the constant whispering about sex in your ear can make it hard to focus on stuff, and they're always finding the weirdest spots to do naughty stuff in that you'll have to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549190
actual quote from a roommate:
"Hey, does anyone know why my pillow smells like dirty vagina?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549182
Cockroaches indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549190
That's why you keep them in cages or under drinking glasses when you're not around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549176
And I fucked up. Looks like I deleted that album while trying to delete duplicates.

(http://imgur.com/a/Le3Vc)) is now the new album while I try to reupload everything again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549173
It's in this thread

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>>17549176
The little lady on the left looks like she could give a mean buttjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549206
>Looks like I deleted that album while trying to delete duplicates.
Ha! That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549210
Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>Summer is practically over
>"It's Summer" remains unreleased

That Ushi-Oni will never get closure at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549209
Anon, they're only a few inches tall. Were it not for the fact that they have magical stretchy onahole vaginas, you wouldn't be able to do much with them. At least, nothing much in terms of conventional sex. You could probably do all sorts of kinky shit to them, though. And what succubutt hasn't dreamed of getting a literal cum shower from a cute boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549206
After looking through your album again I gotta say your a godamn blessing dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549226
I want to hug that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549206
We all have bad days, like when that drunken seamonkey .less ended up deleting his tumblr on accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549173

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549226
It's never summer because summer is the season for fun and lovely relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549226
Autumn > Summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549206
>the sudden Polt
She's pretty great
but Tio is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549247
Kek check out this fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549269
Dumb furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549280
Nothing furry about monster girls, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549285
Polt is not a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549280
but polt is really a dog based monster girl, not an austismal shut-in wearing sofa upholstery and writing bad fan-fiction
>>17549286
that's just, like, your opinion, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549286
She definitely is.

There's many more monster girls who're a lot better, yes, but she's still one, and she's good

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of shitposting, does anyone have the meme daddy Cheshire gif from a couple of threads ago?

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>>17549306

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>>17549293
>>17549303
>EMG furfaggots return to shit up the thread thanks to the spam from earlier
These threads really bend over to this kinda fuckery without any resistance since the people here are spineless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549311
Is she not a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549313
She's as much of a monstergirl as the Siths are, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549311
I really hope posters like these know they are shitposting and don't think they are some morally right enforcers of thread quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549226
>There will never be a Jinko reenacting what that cat is doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549311
No, it always starts because someone has to be a whinging autist about someone else's tastes. It would have been a one-and-done post, but someone had to bitch and talk about what effectively amounts to 'muh posting standards'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549330
I just want a jinko to snuggle up with me at night

[Anonymous No.]

quick, someone post scary girls with sharp teeth and claws doing cute things

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to reward hobgoblin-chan with a headpat for all her hard work in building a fort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549311
Reminder.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17549363
Both are furry, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549366
anon that was a joke image
how fucking autistic are you
go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549370
Where the fuck do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549357

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549357
Sharp teeth and claws not pictured, but rest assured they are there and they are threatening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549364

Well that was rude of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549406
I want to ride the bus in MGC and just whip my dick out in front of every Manticore I see.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give your Wererabbits lots of love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Not4WV_AKqY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549357

[Anonymous No.]

>How to defeat the Satyros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549406

Is this supposed to be an app? How do I answer her? If I don't answer she'll think I'm rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549432
don't get me started on mimics. I would abuse their pocket dimension vault as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549432
What if I told Mimic-chan that she was the real treasure all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549465
That's when she pulls you in her box and 'eats' you for several days.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the best sex scenes written by writers here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549479
I like the gaming scene in Ghoul, with prone-bonin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549479
>he inserts his turgid benis into bagina
>repeat until com

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549419
It's called Snapchat, it's what all the hip youngsters use these days.

I would gladly snap dick pics to that manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549505
I don't have a smartpod, whatever happened to actually whipping your dick out face to face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549505

Now if only she existed, I'd have a reason to download it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549521
Most non-monstergirls still frown upon public nudity, anon. Just send her some nice dick pics, maybe a vid or two of you jerking it. Then finally grow a pair and ask to meet her in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549488
Isn't that the anal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549540
yep. It's a hot one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549547
Yes, Peny always did do great scenes. But I've read his stuff very well. I was wondering if perhaps I missed a gem on my extended sabbatical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549479
Anybody else generally skip the H parts? I don't mind some foreplay but I'm more interested in the before and after than the nitty gritty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549555
Spoken like a true alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549555
important character development can happen in the throes of passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547957
>Mini

What a cute name for a big, buff Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549406
If Manticores were cute like that one and not terrifying sadists I might be more into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549550
Why not just see if his pastebin has anything you haven't red?

Did that once with hardbladder. Read one of his romanian vampire stories I'd missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your pleas of 'Master, please wear some pants.' go unheard for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549575
Well, yeah, but I didn't know if there were others besides Peny. The usual suspects also, but I was just checking to see if there was a literal who who wrote a damn good scene that I perhaps overlooked.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a Lich train a fake body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549578
What you're asking for is a bit redundant, no? If we had writefags with notable smut scenes, then they wouldn't be literal whos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549577
Naked spats are even more lewd than no pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549584
>You have much to learn, young apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549582
Hey, all I want is some fuckin' sex scenes. I'm not looking to have some philosophical debate on who's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549589
Read Peny's Demon Hunter yet? Gotta love some corrupted night elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549596
We can do WoW stuff here? Are the WoW succubi acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549610
Some one'll complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549610
I want a big, buff Void Elemental Girl to protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549626
>thugere void elementals
Can't believe the thought never crossed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549579
To study how having a more muscular body affects her social status and sexual standing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549610
Blue space goats are basically improved satyr

Everything is better with blue skin

EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549635
Even blueberries? Apples? Oranges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549610
Hey wait a minute.

>Can get into the bodies and souls of just about anything, causing physical and mental changes towards a certain ideal
>Those affected seek to spread it wherever they go
>It can even get into the land itself, and the local elementals
>Once it's infused itself into an area it's almost impossible to return the area to its previous state

Am I talking about mamono mana, or Fel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549660
Real harvard hours here now.

[Anonymous No.]

Good kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17547906

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see story a Dark mage or lilim turning a town into a demon ream in order to track down the man she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549711
Even better if she does it absent mindedly without paying the effects she's having any heed.
>"Don't you see what you've done to the whole town?!"
>"Huh? Oh, hey, look at that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549610
>Getting time-stop raped by bronze dragongirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549660
One of my first memories of WoW was the big ol' Felpuppies on the northern border of Ashenvale giving me the level skull hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549635
Those are ayylmaos. Didn't we agree ayylmaos are not MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549788
>The depths of Chromie

[Anonymous No.]

Do manticore tailjobs count as blowjobs for legal purposes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549831
It's a really stupid distinction considering

>They don't count as satyrs in spite of basically being shaved, dyed satyrs
>They don't count as any other sort of monsters because they come from another world than the main one IN A SETTING THAT IS ALSO ALIEN TO OUR REALITY ANYWAY

Can you tell me why a dyed elf would be a monster (elfs get posted here, and this >>17549711 is even less of a monster) but a dyed satyr wouldn't be just because they're from another planet in the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

How about wild thundermonkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549840
I think tail pussy has its own category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17545066
banner stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549910
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Bapho wear a chastity belt to protect her cunny form unsavory shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549920
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549788
>Alexstrasza as mom
this would be way too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549928
The bapho cunny isn't trapped in here with dicks.
The dicks are trapped in here with bapho cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549971
Can you handle the stress of repopulating a dragonflight? Can your pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549981
With enough mana strudel, anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17549981
>stress
huh funny guy
anyway worst case, she can heal.
I think I would lose my cool and tear up even from a hug

[Anonymous No.]

Updated, and finished. Starting at line 414
Epilogue soon
Starring a certain Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550034
I fucked up
https://pastebin.com/qX6sN2Yb

[Anonymous No.]

Updated, and finished.
Epilogue soon
https://pastebin.com/qX6sN2Yb
Starring a certain Beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kemono Friends but with proper monster girls and a shota MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
thats gay. also, image limit, new thread fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
Doesn't it already have a shota MC? Or is that just art style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550104
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550151
It's a girl, and it's just friends and fun, no rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
>shota
Absolute trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
#MakeDarlingAShota

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
>shota
Absolute treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
Absolutely anything Monster Girl related can be improved by using a shota.

Also I just noticed we hit image limit for the first time in weeks it seems like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
>shota
Absolute neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550189
>>17550197
>>17550206
Absolutely absolute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
>shota MC
>not an adult who has to calm down all the friends when they act silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550206
You fucking digust me you degenerate scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
>shota
>disgust.jpg
>fucking image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550042
I freaking knew it!
I knew that hero was corrupted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550130
But anon, shota is really shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl lolis belong to perverted old men.
Shotas belong to desperate monster girl CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Image limit reached
Damn you all to hell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550326
so there is nothing for me as a mid 20s man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550326
I prefer seeing christmas cake with highschoolers or adult men who are still younger than them due to their long life spans.

Adult x eternal christmas cake is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550340
16 to 30 and non desperate exist.

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>>17550344
That's for regular CCs who still have hope their one and only exists.
Desperate ones have to trick or kidnap a shota to stand any chance of losing their virginity.
High-schooler boy + CC monster girl is the best couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550344
This.
I would love an older, gold digger woman that would be interested in me without shota stuff having to be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550391
That CC will be begging for mercy after his youthful libido has her coming over and over again without pause

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550397
You mean sugar mommy?
An older CC who buys you a house, car and makes sure you are financially safe as long as you make sure she is sexually and romantically satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550442
I don't even know about that considering I already got a house and good car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550397
I want a lonely Wight to use me as a daki and ask where I've been all her life. There's something about Christmas cakes throwing themselves at a man and acting all dependant that makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550436
>This week in the news:
Local Dragon bites more than she can chew. Gets mating pressed repeatedly by newly acquired husband.

>>17550455
She can upgrade them and make it so that you never have to work for as long as you keep her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550472
That's nice, especially when they're normally refined or 'proper'.

>>17550476
But I need work.
I'd go crazy without work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550476
Another one to the mere female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550476
Not surprising. All dragons are made for turning MERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550472
>>17550485
So you both want to make a lonely CC into your dependant housewife?
That's kind of shameful, a young abled man should marry and take care of a girl his age. Not an older woman who failed to form a family in her prime years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550518
Nah, I want one be she a cc wurm, cc harp, cc tanuki, or something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550518
Well, with monster girls it's never too late to start up that family

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550485
>especially when they're normally refined or 'proper'
I'd do my best to help her in daily life too. Wear a suit, go to social events with her and all that other stuff.
>>17550518
>So you both want to make a lonely CC into your dependant housewife?
Not entirely dependant but clingy when at home, can't cook a meal because the mansion staff used to do that for her, ditto for getting into her fancy and expensive dresses that the head maid usually took care of.
In public though she's still the perfect Wight and she's still confident in the bedroom.

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>>17550326
>>17550344
Is there anything better than a younger boy/older woman couple? Everything they do is inherently cute. http://i.imgur.com/bP7ZaKE.jpg

It's even better when the CC constantly gets flustered about her their situation, and the age difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550581
>It's even better when the CC constantly gets flustered about her their situation, and the age difference.
This is the important part, flustered cakes are the absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550536
A CC Harpy would be heart wrenching.
They make the best childhood friends, and their ability to fly should ensure that they get married early on in life. Things would have to go very wrong for one tonend up a CC.

>>17550546
That sounds pretty good. Teaching her about ordinary manners, and day to day stuff would be cute.
Seeing her interact with common items for the first time would be very entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550616
>That sounds pretty good. Teaching her about ordinary manners, and day to day stuff would be cute.
Cooking alongside her, doing the dresses up for her but also explaining how it's done and all sorts of other stuff she used to take for granted her helpers would do, complete with pouting when she has trouble here and there.
>Seeing her interact with common items for the first time would be very entertaining
Now I need a Wight eating a burger for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550616
>>17550616
She may just be unlucky in love.

A soft, motherly harpy with wide hips despite being childless is for breeding until you make up for all those missing years.

>>17550546
That would be good, although how high up the 'food chain' she is may see you dealing with everything from other company heads to possible political representatives

[Anonymous No.]

What about muscled CCs?

Warrior women on dates that can't quite adjust to the modern world where they can't go around taking husbands from random people anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550779
Do you really want a muscled CC MG to try and steal you away from your mother while you're taking her out for the day? Not that your mother minds, she wants grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

Rain is falling and my tea is ready. All that's missing is the story. Give me ideas, ideas for stories. Ideas I can steal and use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550820
I want that and I want to go out with that CC on a fancy dinner only to have her be quite a bit awkward in such refined settings.

Although seeing her with her hair done up and in a pretty dress that still shows off her muscled arms would be quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550838
>"What is this drink?
>"It's Chardonnay."
>"I like it. Another!"
>tosses the wine glass on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550845
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550848
I see what you did there.

>>17550845
Big, Norse succubi would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550826
Everyday life in a secret kunoichi village, and what happens when a lost man stumbles onto it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550858
Would they pretend they're not actually assassins and are just really dedicated to winning at sasuke?

[Anonymous No.]

>Norse succubi
now this something new to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550862
Of course, they can't let some random bumbling oaf figure out their secret so easily. They need to be discreet asking how he managed to find them however, otherwise he'll be tipped off that he isn't supposed to be there and get suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550858
>"Since we cannot allow you to leave here knowing of this villages existence, you have two choices, human: we can kill you now, or you can become the father of a new generation of kunoichi with the women here."
>she gets a little pissed of that anon actually thinks about it for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550867
Well if YOU had to spend most of the year indoors because it's freezing outside and there's piles of snow fifty feet high in front of your door, what would you do to kill time?

Also if you read old Nordic myths, lots of gods had kids with female Jötunn for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550873
>>17550875
The introduction of a male would result in all ninja training becoming increasingly geared towards mastering Sexy no Jutsu, please rectify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550925
Well, clearly it would become a competition with all the cattiness they could produce while some played coy and said they would 'assassinate' someone else but at least test their skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550958
Maybe this would work better with multiple men instead of one.
Which reminds me, did anyone ever write Until Dawn with our types of Wendigos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550967
Multiple men would expand what you could do. Have the lovable oaf, the shy underling, and the suspicious one all in a group.
And as far as I know, nobody did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550970
>as far as I know, nobody did
Shame that. Wendi's who only see movement are prime bullying material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550980
I had the perfect LN image for that statement too. But agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550893
Gods know where it's at.
Jotunns are literally god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550518
Young abled men should go for lolis. Men in their prime for girls in their prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551022
>falling for Sabbath propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make the jump from green text to real writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550893
norse gods had supreme taste? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551022
The only thing that will get me to adhere to Sabbath propaganda is a genki Familiar.
Tall busty women are more fertile than lolis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551080
Go from second person to third person and git gud. By which I mean practice and read published author's work until you produce something you think is passable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551091
>not turning that genki Familiar into a heretic by spiking her food with Hathor Milk

[Anonymous No.]

nightmares are adorable and I want to make one squirm with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551107
What, you're going to groom her horse half with a brand new brush you bought just for her, not stopping till her coat has a nice sheen to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551115
I might even bake an apple pie for her and make her eat it

[Anonymous No.]

What does game night look like in Wonderland? What kind of games do they play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551134
No one sane knows, nor should they ever want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551127
All of it?
Nightmare-chan is going to get chubby if you do that.

>>17551134
Mario Party tourney to see who gets anon's D first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551148
she's a centaur type. you know how much a horse can eat in a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Lich waifu
>"Master, I want you to teach me how to raise an army of Ochimusha bodyguards!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551156
Greens.
Not pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551161
well I mean if we want to get picky they only actually eat mana so y'know

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551158
>She flatly informs you that her magic barriers are well enough to protect you
>Later that night she buys a katana from the internet
Good on you, you made your Lichfu a weeabo.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the most muscular girl .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551198
Jinko. Oni's are close, but their affinity with alcohol puts a slight layer of soft over the muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551198
I think Minotaur. Its hard to know how muscular Jinko truly is with her fur on the arms. But at least her abs are less ripped than the Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551198
Cuddlecat's Cousin, wrestlecat.

A most dangerous cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be good is a Hot blooded duel with a salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551188
But I want my Ochi army/harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551213
Compare the profiles objectively, Mino has more muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17550042
Neat. Though the scene with the sword and the squire bugged me, as they essentially cornered him with access to a weapon and did not anticipate wild flailing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551068
>>17551091
You don't need propaganda for the objective truth.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could see the booming monster enkou economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551287
>seeing that as the objective truth

You are already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551230
Consider that not every individual is the same as the profile picture. Then consider the life cycle of both species. Once eats, sleeps, fucks, and that's it. The other trains their body with most of their waking hours, so I believe on average that a jinko would have a more muscular body than a minotaur, though outliers could exist as seen by the profile pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551287
>>17551307
This is what happens when an innocent Anon gets kidnapped, drugged and raped by the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551307
From my point of view, the Sabbath is evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551307
But if he's happy drowning in loli pussy, then maybe he's won as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551318
>Anons
>Innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551321
I have brought paizuri, femdom and CCs to my new empire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551347
It's over Anonkin! I have the canon ground!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551361
I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551361
The dark side of the order is a pathway to many pleasures some may consider heretical.

By that I mean consentually corrupted paladins. Das good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551417
Corruptionfags out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551429
Its not corruption if she wants it. At that point it becomes purification. But I mean really wants it. Not that BS where she only enjoys her body because of some date rape dark matter and mamonomana

[Anonymous No.]

>>17551148
Mario Party? That could end badly.