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17504838 No.17504838 [Reply] [Original]

If you run into a bear girl in the woods, lay down and play dead and she'll leave you alone. Totally works, honest.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17504840
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17504840

Maids are olev.
Olev!

>> No.17504847

Snib is olev

>> No.17504851
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>> No.17504870

Dark Mages a best!

>> No.17504874
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>>17504838
Warm the scheduledogs

>> No.17504879
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17504879

Lilims are love, lilims are life.

>> No.17504882

>>17504870
How bout tied for best?
http://imgur.com/a/OhJCj

>> No.17504884

>>17504874
She should really be wearing a hat.

>> No.17504898

>>17504879
>Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17504901

>>17504882
Oh, it's Dark Slime mage waifu guy.
They can be mages too? That's cool, female mages are just hot in general.

>> No.17504903

>>17504879
Lilims are twats, marry their hats!

>> No.17504906

>>17504898
[screeches in lilim]

>> No.17504911

>>17504879
Thicclim

>> No.17504914

>>17504884
You'll have to pick up a warm hat with ear pockets from the White Horn clothing store, she'll freeze if she has to walk all the way to town with uncovered ears

>> No.17504922

>>17504914
Then get that I would.
No scheduledog will be going cold with me.

>> No.17504927

>>17504882
>spread wide goatse ass
Why is this stuff supposed to be sexy?

>> No.17504929
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17504929

>writing up a storm
>suddenly lose all interest and inspiration

>> No.17504938

>>17504929
Welcome to the fate of every writefag we've had here.
2013-2015 was a time of much OC and writefagging, but they all burned out and gave up in the end.

>> No.17504940

>>17504929
Comfy squirrel looks comfy

>> No.17504955

>>17504903
You wouldn't marry a hat

>> No.17504956

I want to teach an Anubis how to dorifto.

>> No.17504959

>>17504874
Anubis are the best

>> No.17504965
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Soft!

>> No.17504969

>>17504965
Gonna grope that cow.

>> No.17504970

>>17504965
That cute, soft cow is for groping.

>> No.17504977

>>17504955
But in the case of some lilims I'm not saying it's Lostpenis' lilim the hat is the only redeemable part. Without the hat she's a mere female succubus.
But it's Lostpenis' lilim

>> No.17504988

>>17504879
I'll write a Steelim and she'll be a dime hooker!

>> No.17504990

>>17504977
ChrysippusAllegedlyDiedOfTheRageOfAThousandSuns.jpg

>> No.17504991

>>17504988
But Lose practically already did that.

>> No.17504993

>>17504991
Damn.

>> No.17504994

>>17504990
Mere. Female. Succubus.

>> No.17504995

>>17504991
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.17504996

>>17504940
That's a Bara of Capy

>> No.17505004

https://exhentai.org/g/1103543/5dc1504d59/
Vanilla Oni onee-chan.

>> No.17505007

>>17504995
I know the truth hurts, but hatlilim is a whore. Most of her art consists of her but mostly her hat being a huge slut.

>> No.17505019

How do kitsunes stop all their fluffy tails from getting in the way?
Do they tie them with a scrunchy?

>> No.17505020

>>17504840
Can Shoggs change color at all? Just wondering.

>> No.17505032

>>17504965
Cows are best when meaty

>> No.17505043
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>>17505020
>"What did you have in mind, mastah?"

>> No.17505044

>>17505007
no bully

>> No.17505055

>>17504965
In 3D this would look like shit. 2D truly makes everything better.

>> No.17505059

>>17505043
Thank you. I think my Shogg disguised herself as another slime at first...sounds weird, I know, but it's the only explanation I have right now.

>> No.17505069

>>17505059
What is this RP shit?

>> No.17505081
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>>17504959
I agree!

>> No.17505090
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17505090

>>17504965
>sturm's a pint sized shortstack with no fat on her except her tits
>artists keep drawing her as an adult sized whale
I hate it.

>> No.17505094

>>17505081
How can she drink tea in the desert? It must be so hot there!

>> No.17505097
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17505097

>I forgot to wash the dishes, sorry

>> No.17505098

>>17505090
Sturm is cutest when chubby.

>> No.17505102

>>17505090
I honestly think she'd be better if she was intimidating and tall. But then I like all my girls like that, I'd be happier as a Kloah shota.

>> No.17505110

>>17505102
>Kloah shota
Gross.

>> No.17505111

>>17505081
She's adorable

>> No.17505118

>>17505110
Tall dominant girls and massive tits, man. It's much of what I want.

>> No.17505126

>>17505102
Another man of refined taste

>> No.17505127
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>>17505102
Tall and intimidating is good, I want a monster girl version of Ozen. Even if she is a 7ft+ over 50 year old spooky woman.

>> No.17505134

>>17505098
Making things fat makes them worse.

>> No.17505137

>>17505102
I generally like tall girls but Sturm is perfect as a shortstack.

>> No.17505138

>>17505097
>Not following your scheduledog's schedule
That's a cursing.

>> No.17505142

>>17505118
Understandable, but you still have some pretty bad taste.

>> No.17505143

>>17505134
I dunno.
She looks pretty cute in those pics.

The best for groping while she pouts.

>> No.17505153

2 more days

>> No.17505157

>>17505110
You're gross

>> No.17505160

>>17504901
They are often mages yes, and agreed. It's the thrilling mystery of magical adventure that makes them so best. Not to mention lewd magic. I would spend countless years helping a MG mage reach full potential.
>>17504927
That's a Slime Hole™, and far more sophisticated than a simple goatse

>> No.17505164

>>17505138
Ways to trigger your schedule dog wife:
>miss your train and be an hour late home
>do the dishes and the laundry in the wrong order
Accidentally stick it in her ass before doing vaginal.

>> No.17505171

>>17505153
Until?

>> No.17505186

>>17505171
inb4 it's the tags thing

>> No.17505188

>>17505164
>ruffle her hair and ears after brushing them

>> No.17505191

>>17505043
>tfw no colorblind Shoggoth who never gets any colors right but still tries her hardest

>> No.17505214
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>>17505032
Cows are best when elegant.
Kobe Holsts best Holsts.

>> No.17505224

>>17505214
They can be elegant and meaty at the same time!

>> No.17505233
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>>17505224
This is correct and best.

>> No.17505235

>>17505186
>needing tags in stories
I get that it's useful for some stories and to help avoid fetishes you don't like, but don't they also potentially ruin any fun surprises and twists?

>> No.17505258

>>17505235
If your surprise/twist is the type of thing that specifically needs a tag, you'd already be playing russian roulette on who's alright with the twist or who's gonna get pissed off. And I'm talking about basic tags like horror, non-smut, [insert fetish here], [ìnsert monster here], and the like. They're vague enough that you don't sacrifice the factor of surprise.

>> No.17505268

>>17505235
>but don't they also potentially ruin any fun surprises and twists
You don't have to spoil highly important parts, just don't be a retard.

>> No.17505286

>>17505235
>sole male, sole female, female:defloration, male:virginity, female:yandere, creampie, hugging, foreplay, female:sempai, childhood friends, female:teasing, lolicon, muscle_girl, female:oni

>> No.17505314

>>17505286
>Muscle girl, lolicon
Ew.

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>>17505314
>there are people posting in this thread who don't like musclelolis

>> No.17505347

>>17505338
Oh god, it's worse than I thought. How the hell do you even manage to have a taste that bad?

>> No.17505353

>>17505325
I want a super oppai jinko

>> No.17505356

>>17505286
>sole male, sole female female:defloration, female:rape, female:corruption, female:unicorn, female:bicorn paizuri

>> No.17505365

>>17504938
The only writefaggots who ever truly gave up were the ones who either deserved to get shit on because they were attention whores or shitposters. AFAIK RSAnon is writing a novel, as is Thunderbrother, but what baffles me is seeing legitimate faggots being told in places like the various circlejerks that people wish they wrote more.

Just boggles the mind.

>> No.17505373

>>17505356
>sole male, sole female, female:defloration, female:rape, female:corruption, female:paladin, female:dullahan, headjob, cum_inside, cum_in_neck, cum_out_of_mouth

>> No.17505376

>>17505365
Lol, somebody's a bit bitter

>> No.17505382

http://zell999.blog.fc2.com/
Anybody play this? Decent puzzle game with pretty nice sprite h.
I think I'm stuck, I have most of the powers but I can't figure out what to do to the kitsune when I stun her when she's a rock, and still don't have the slime's power

>> No.17505385

>>17505365
Bitter much?

>> No.17505393

>>17505365
Almost all the writefags get told that in the discords.

>> No.17505394

>>17504929
I know this feel anon. Im going to finish this Raiju story one day.

>> No.17505397
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a few months back someone linked an image where a girl with a tail had her hands up on a wall, bent over getting eaten out from behind.
i can't find it though. can't even remember if it was from a draw friend or not

>> No.17505401

>>17505397
Sounds hot, post it here if you find it.

>> No.17505410

>>17505365
And people like you are the reason we no longer get regular content, you're full of shit. We lost good writers like penywise and silent II to name two, who weren't attention whores or shitposters.
Your entire post stinks of sour grapes.

>> No.17505412

>>17505365
>but what baffles me is seeing legitimate faggots being told in places like the various circlejerks that people wish they wrote more.
The really baffling part is they're usually literal whos.

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>>17505397
God I want to fuck Belphegor like the lazy NEET she is.

>> No.17505424

>>17505365
Bear with me here, but you think guys like say, old captain, punaldin, prw (I somehow missed the time he was here so I don't know), silent and maybe penywise if he isn't just on a vacation. Do they fit that criteria?

Boredom is the ultimate answer in my opinion, that or trying too hard, for someone. Let's not start a corpse beating fest. Unless it is one of the shitter party.

As for the rest, I just don't know shit about our particular circlejerk, never cared and never heard good things, I think the LDR drama happened there? I'm pretty bad remembering shit.

>> No.17505435

>>17505410
Been out of the loop for a while, something in particular happened with those two or they just disappeared as usual?

>> No.17505436

>>17505410
Silent_II also posted their stories in the now-/trash/ erotic fiction thread. So while they aren't posting here they're not dead.=

>> No.17505444

>>17504851
Monster girls living in sheltered communities would definitely tell their young that humans are evil and that they eat monster girls
Then when they get of age they can are taught that men need to be thoroughly raped and reeducated so that their evilness fades away

>> No.17505461

>>17505435
Just disappeared from these parts as far as I'm aware.
>>17505436
So that's where he went. Kind of a shame those threads got booted to /trash/ due to /d/'s mods going full autism.

>> No.17505467

Why do you all cling to past writefags who don't/haven't wrote here in ages instead of trying to write ourselves and at least helping new writefags? You understand no matter how hard you wish they were back, it's ultimately their choice?

>> No.17505472

>>17505467
It's easier to remember old times than to make new times.

>> No.17505477

>>17505424
Give me one legitimate reason why the shitter party of people like BobAnon, AlpAnon, NegaWalker, MachineAnon (His fucking ego), TBW, and even Knuckles hasn't improved the quality of the writing in the thread.

>> No.17505479

>>17505472
It doesn't matter if it's easier, what matters is the fact clinging to the old times doesn't do anything.

>> No.17505487

>>17505467
>implying the same shitposters who keep saying how happy they are all the oldfags are gone won't just start shitposting any new prominent writefags

>> No.17505489

>>17505461
Wouldn't think he just went there and that's it. He was more like a crossposter really going by what I've seen. Something may have happened though, there are some sort of diclaimers in his stories now. Weird shit.

>>17505479
And yet some remember, it just happens. It still hurts after all

>> No.17505500

>>17505489
"Due to my strong personal convictions,
I wish to stress that this story in no way
endorses a condonement of the monster girl fandom"

Huh, that's really weird.

>> No.17505502

>>17505467

I read a couple things recently that seem like they might be cool. One was about a Hellhound buying an auctioned human and the other was about a 'toskr.

>> No.17505508

>>17505467
I actually do help new writefags and try to answer their questions/give their stuff a fair shot, I just don't like it when people try to act like any writefag who left was a bad writer, attention whore, faggot, [insert other excuses here] because these threads have had some pretty great writers over the years compared to other monster girl communities.

>> No.17505512

>>17505467
>new writefags
I wish. If this place could be jumpstarted back to around the same OC level as our move here I'd be very happy.

>> No.17505516

>>17505500
Shit, I'd put that if I were a writer who had experienced these threads

>> No.17505518

>>17505489
>>17505500
Okay what? He edited that into all his old stories it seems, odd.

>> No.17505520

>>17505512
You just proved my point. Stop desperately grabbing onto the past and try to make a better future.

>> No.17505525

>>17505500
So he hates us now for some reason? What the fuck, couldn't we at least get an explanation?
He was one of the best writefags we ever had, I'm actually feeling down over this

>> No.17505527

>>17505500
Your guess is a good as mine there.

>>17505516
I thought that, but he was evasive and short spoken here and I'd say pretty much liked by all (last I checked). I thought some retard like that guy with melon might have found him or something, but the fact that he posted in other threads too made me reconsider.

>> No.17505528

Remember to not screw up your summoning, it can have all sorts of terrible side effects.

The creatures could arrive unbound, sporting more muscle through leeching the strength from your summoning or even boost their 'assets'!

You don't want a hellhound with tits bigger than her head to end up in your place due to a failed summoning do you?

>> No.17505544

>>17505436
https://my.mixtape.moe/mxnunh.mp3

>> No.17505551

>>17505525
No need to start a witch hunt, he was always kind with us. He might be covering his ass because let's face it, outthere the autism is strong.

>> No.17505557

>>17505500
Maybe someone harrassed him via the email links he always gave out.

>> No.17505561

>>17505528
>spoiler
Obviously the solution is to attempt MORE summonings simultaneously!

>> No.17505569

>>17505516
It's okay Shog, we all hate you anyway

>> No.17505570

>>17505551
That wasn't my intention at all, I was only expressing my surprise that he did that. It does sound like we've somehow upset him at a glance.

>> No.17505571

>>17505561
>Anon fills his home with demons, imps, and another hellpup that all have huge breasts.

Anon, its only a matter of time till a muscled demon shows up to find out where all her underlings are at.

She wears a nice business dress because muscles don't mean she can't dress elegantly.

>> No.17505604

>>17505520
You're right. I might even have a stab at writefagging, just don't expect Lanternon levels of writing.

>> No.17505646

>>17505604
We don't, I don't. Nobody does. Everybody starts writefagging somewhere, Anon. Just do your best and then work from there, I know there's a lot of people here willing to help you if you ask.

>> No.17505656

>>17505604
You know what? I might too. my writing is shit and my dialogue is probably alp tier but I've had ideas I wish people would do for a long time so I might as well stop being a faggot and write them once my schedule is free in a week or two.

>> No.17505670
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>>17505382
Pixel monster girls are cute too!

I've seen quite a lot of monster girl games around including one just released on steam, yet only MGQ seems to get noticed

>> No.17505671

>>17505604
>>17505656

>>17505646
>if you ask
This. When you post it, just mention what it's about and say if you want comments on it. Don't just plop out a pastebin link without a word.

>> No.17505673

>>17505670
THICK PRINCESS DRAGON

>> No.17505678

I like Gazers but they should have been more Beholderish.

>> No.17505693

>>17505678
The hypnosis thing is cool and carries less stigma than those innocent mindflayers.

>> No.17505699

>>17505671
Will keep that in mind, I was planning on asking for feedback and saying what it was for that very reason.

>> No.17505701

>>17505693
That's because everyone knows that hypnosis is fake.

>> No.17505709

>>17505699
Just take it easy and start off light. Try it out with a really short piece first so you don't get bogged down with stress. I promise I'll take a look at it if you post it when I'm around. Or if you get it done during this thread, just quote this post so I'll see it when I scan for you's.

>> No.17505714

>>17505678
Gazers are in a weird place
Their visual design is great, but the profile doesn't put it to good use and that ends up with her being fairly forgettable

>>17505701
A Gazer's hypnosis wouldn't be fake
You could dislike monoeyes and find their big eye unattractive, yet a Gazer would still manage you to make a slut for them

>> No.17505715

>>17505670
I want to touch that dragon.

>> No.17505720

>>17505714
I'd need at least five gazers and a flayer to make me think monoeyes are cute.

>> No.17505732

>>17505715
If you touch the dragon princess it will trigger the boss battle. Be prepared.

>>17505720
This is exactly the kind of stuff men say before getting hypnotized, marrying some awkward low level monoeye and loving it all

>> No.17505736

>>17505732
But she is the one!

>> No.17505743

>>17505732
Oh?
And what if I start by toughing her lips with mine

>> No.17505745

>>17505732
I'm going to touch all over her body then. It's going to be a long and harsh battle.

Also, staring too much at a moneye might give me nausea.

>> No.17505764

Cute weresheep getting ripped and heavily muscled to protect the anon that protected them in their childhood!

>> No.17505768

>>17505709
Thanks. You're right about the short piece too, I think I'd break if I tried anything proper right away.

>> No.17505770

>>17505743
That might be a cheap way to defeat her in one hit before the battle even begins
What will you do with a vulnerable, defeated dragon princess in front of you? Loot her body?

>>17505745
>Also, staring too much at a moneye might give me nausea.

>Anon talks shit about monoeyes online
>A local Gazer decides to make him pay
>Attempts to hypnotize him
>He pukes before she could finish
>From then on he shitposted about monoeyes twice as hard and often

>> No.17505778

>>17505770
Yep.
Going to enter her 'treasure hold' and fill it with a little 'white gold' till she can't fit anything else in there!

More mating presses will follow.

And she could be a hugely muscled red, a super soft bronze, or a regal gold and I'd still call her cute.

>> No.17505782

>>17505770
I'll take her as my waifu and fill her "inventory" with my "item"

>> No.17505784

>>17505714
I just wish the profile talked about that black sludge on her body. Is it supposed to be just random stuff she put there herself or something that she can secrete from her body at will.

>> No.17505804

I want to call a pudgy dragon a Dough-ragon!

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>>17505784
If you look closely you can see that it drips off of her eye tentacles. It's unclear if they're covered in it or if they're made of it, but either way she has some measure of control over it.

>> No.17505863

Embarrassing fetishes your waifu has.

Dragon and exhibitionist sex/cow play

>> No.17505931

Well I went to Ittla's page to see how his commissions work, so I could get that Hellhound done, but he's only taking monochrome sketches right now, which I don't really want.

>> No.17505948

>>17505931
wait until he's done doing monochrome then
which should be about when his carpal tunnel stops acting up

>> No.17505953

>>17505948
Yeah I'm just gonna wait. I was so excited to do my first commission too, hopefully it doesn't take that much longer for him to open up coloured omissions again.

>> No.17505963

>>17505948
>carpal tunnel
RIP.

>> No.17506018

Where can I find a paladin to protect me from all those scary monsters?

>> No.17506023

>>17506018
Paladins are scary monsters. They're what loli hellhounds check under their beds for at night.

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>>17506018
"It's dangerous here, come with me!"
She doesn't know it yet, but she's in the first stages of transformation. Have fun in a couple of days when it starts to really kick in

>> No.17506045

>>17506018
They're all unemployed now. You could probably find one working in retail or behind a fast food counter though.

>> No.17506062

>>17506028
But anon.
I'm the one who corrupted her.
I spiked her food with dark matter.

>> No.17506063

>>17506018
Charlottesville.

>> No.17506068

>>17506028
>>17506062
Honestly, I'd prefer her as a human. She's cute.

>> No.17506071

>>17506068
>>>/y/

>> No.17506074

>>17506068
Gays not welcome. Unless they alp, even then it's 50/50 at best.

>> No.17506083

>>17506071
>>17506074
>being attracted to a woman makes me a lesbian woman somehow

>> No.17506098

>>17506083
You want to fuck someone who's the same species as you. That's gay.

>> No.17506104

>>17506098
Is this the birth of a hot new meme?
As in you're going to push this harder than nerdhound and the NRAC?

>> No.17506110

>>17506083
>>>/humangirlgeneral/

>> No.17506114
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Waifus are for cuddling

>> No.17506123
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17506123

This is your Frankensteins monster.

>> No.17506138
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>>17506123
BEST GIRL. PUREST GIRL.

PROTECT AND MARRY.

>> No.17506171

I hate monster girls and monster girls accessories.

>> No.17506179
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>>17506171

i don't believe you

>> No.17506187

>>17506138
I want to headpat her.

>> No.17506198

>>17506138
All Monster Girls deserve weddings!

>> No.17506217

>>17506198
Thinking about it she wouldn't be able to say I do.

>Do you take Anon to be your husband
>Hrrrrrrgh Arrrgh
>....
>She means yes.

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>> No.17506258

>>17506232
I love cows. Especially bigger ones.

>> No.17506259

>>17506232
I wanna grope a brown cow.

>> No.17506263
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>>17506198
Warm Wendigo weddings in the Ice Queen's chapel

>> No.17506277
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17506277

Guess what? Lim.
Day-after reminder that All's Fair in Love and War is finally over after almost year, with twenty chapters in total without counting the two stories taking place before it.
https://pastebin.com/u/losenis

>> No.17506282

>>17506277
Whore Lilim.

>> No.17506286

>>17506282
stfu

>> No.17506287

>>17506277
>no tags
But how will I ever know if the hat gets filled?

>> No.17506288

>>17506217
She would emphatically nod.

>> No.17506291

>>17506287
It's not the 21st yet, you can't tell me what to do fuccboi

>> No.17506296

>>17506288
How cute.

>> No.17506297

>>17506277
That Lilim is SHIT!

>> No.17506303

>>17506297
I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE

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17506306

>>17506074
Alps are underrated. Arch alps even more so.

>> No.17506307

>>17506277
I haven't even read this MEME LILIM story! Tell me about her hot hat lilim memes!

>> No.17506312

>>17506277
>the lilim is a meme at this point, and she's doing a pixiv meme pose
It's like pottery.

>> No.17506314

>>17506312
>He's not a meme
Free will is a myth, religion is a joke!

>> No.17506316

>>17506277
5/10

>> No.17506317

>>17506277
>all these responses, this must be a really good story
>they're all shitposts and memes
It's funny but I feel bad for you at the same time.

>> No.17506320

>>17506277
It took Lostpenis an entire year to fill a hat. What a year that must have been for you.

>> No.17506322

>>17506317
Embrace the shitposting

>> No.17506327

>>17506303
Who are you, Todd Howard?

>> No.17506336

>>17506277
>tfw the Lilim officers announce that there's going to be another penis inspection.

>> No.17506340

>>17506306
>arch alps
So gay they turned into royalty?

>> No.17506343

>>17506303
I bet shes an ALP!

>> No.17506349

>>17506327
>>17506343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17506353

>>17506336
>no story about a Penis Inspection Day
Maybe one of the aspiring writefags from earlier could tackle this?

>> No.17506366
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17506366

If you could have an harem of certain type http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Type_Index

Which type would you pick and who would be your three chosen monsters?

Type:Undead
Picks:Vampire,Dullahan,Jiangshi

>> No.17506374

>>17506366
>Undead
>Lich, Vampire & Phantom

>> No.17506379
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>>17506366
>Undead
>Lich, Jiangshi, Wight

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17506384

You wouldn't taint a thoroughbred.

>> No.17506399

>>17506384
I would.

>> No.17506413

>>17506366
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63814715

Beastman harem, pic related. Alternatively I'd go large mouse, large mouse, and large mouse.

>> No.17506414

>>17506366
>Type: Demon
>Picks: Demon, Gremlin, Lilim
All shortstacks.

>> No.17506416

>>17506366
>Reptile
>Shirohebi, Shirohebi Shirohebi

Im a fan of yans.

>> No.17506430

>>17506366
>>17506416
Since we can do three of the same type:
>Maijin
>Dark Mage x3
I'll be the shared familiar of a small coven and sleep in marshmellow hell every night.

>> No.17506433

>>17506366
>Type: Undead
>Picks: Wight, Lich, Jiangshi

>>17506379
Good taste.

>> No.17506447

>>17506320
At least Lostpenis is active unlike the other guy who complains all day in the Discord about writing when people are trying to work

>> No.17506456

>>17506366
>Demon
>Amazoness x3

Comunal husband life is best life

>> No.17506460
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>>17506366
>Beastman type
>Dormouse, Hinezumi, Large Mouse

>> No.17506461

>>17506366
You know what.
I'd do something different and go with a bird girl harem.

A comfy nest of all them snuggling with me.

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17506468

Squids are off limits anon. Do you hear me? Off limits!

>> No.17506478

>>17506366
>Which type would you pick and who would be your three chosen monsters?
Beastman
P'orc, p'orc, and p'orc. Although I would prefer to have five, three is nice too.

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17506487

>>17506468
What about octopii?

>> No.17506494

>>17506478
Chubby?
Muscled?
Strongfat?

All three?
What would they be like

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>>17506487
Off limits!

>> No.17506498

>>17506468
That painting is familiar, but I can't fucking figure out why and it's bugging me.

>> No.17506500

I want a big, hugely muscled jinko to stride from the bushes, tell me theres no-where to run while cracking her knuckles just so I can lay down because I just don't care anymore.

She can do what she wants because I'm done.

>> No.17506509
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I need a spider AT LEAST this thick.

>> No.17506515

>>17506366
Holstaur Hakutaku Minotaur.

>> No.17506520

>>17506366
just a nurarihyon

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>>17506509
I fucking love huge asses.

>> No.17506528

>>17506460
Why do Hinezumi always look so nice?

>> No.17506534

>>17506468
Nobody said anything about krakens tho.

>> No.17506535

>>17506526
I don't care if she's of questionable use.

MHXA is a cute.

2nd costume the best.

>> No.17506544

>>17506498
at first I thought it was Kandinsky, but now I'm not too sure.

>> No.17506555

>>17506500
>They say that tiger hunting is one of the most dangerous sports in the world
>The cats are the biggest in the world, a true apex predator with paws that could palm a man's face, their jaws powerful
>A man has to be used as bait, an easy target for the cat to chase and eventually get to if he's too slow
>His only hope is that he's fleet-footed enough, light enough to go over the trap without falling into the pit himself
>You're currently running from something that's a tiger, but dissimilar-- A Jinko. Your heart pounding as you run, her foot paws easily navigating the thick undergrowth
>There's the sound of a *fwump* and a growl of pain, your freedom from the chase becoming apparent
>The trapping pit they dug has her below you, circling around agitated, throwing out profanities at you like calling you a filthy coward
>Yeah, well, cowardice lets me live another day, lady
>Decide against your better judgment to take a peak over the pit, your skin sweaty and heart pounding
"GOTCHA!"
>A massive paw wraps around your ankle, forcefully pulling you into the pit, your head and back hurting from the impact on the packed dirt
>She's in the full nude, smirking at you with a husky laugh
"Nowhere to run now, little man."
>Her face when you just lay there,
defeated, waiting for the inevitable

>> No.17506563

>>17506555
Anon, I wouldn't even run.

She could literally pop up right in front of me and I would do nothing but let her do what she's going to do.

because it would hopefully make me feel something, I feel like I'm going insane from boredom.

>> No.17506586

>>17506526
See I like you guys.
I have like 10 Jack the ripper dakis because DAT ASS AND HIPS.

>> No.17506590

>>17506586
Top tier daughteru.
Top tier loli
Top tier breeding material

>> No.17506614

>>17506586
Is her ass drawn well on those dakis?

>> No.17506675

>>17506494
Just a little plump for all of them, with most of it going to their tits and ass.
They're all be submissive, ready to serve me, their master, at a moment's notice. Not that I ever ask much of them, it's just in their nature to serve. When not taking orders though, they can be rather lazy, spending most of their time lounging about the house, usually with me, but they're all fun to be around, and they're very sweet girls.

>> No.17506676

>>17506366
Beastmen
Holstaur, Kikimora, Weresheep

Live on a simple farm full of naps, cuddles & constant gentle woohoo time, all paid for by my wives' milk & wool.

If I could add a fourth, a Danuki to take care of sales... although in no time she turns Anonco Products into an international conglomerate, which might drastically cut down on my lazy fun times.

>> No.17506684

>>17506675
Sounds nice.
Cuddly p'orcs are fun p'orcs.

>>17506676
Make sure the tanuki uses the 'products' so she can better sell them.

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IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS!

Time to go down to the MGC Bar, get toasty and woo cute girls, get beat up for slapping an Ogre's ass, cheer each other up when we bomb hard and have to get wasted to forget the rejection!

Laugh at anon who can only attract fairies, chuckle at the fool who orders the wurm breaker, and give that thumbs up to the one who successfully attracts the Unicorn regular.

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>>17506684
Aye. Cuddly p'orcs are the best!

>> No.17506709

>>17506692
>Laugh at anon who can only attract fairies
That's nothing to laugh at. Fairies are fickle creatures!

>> No.17506712

>>17506692
You're off by a day there buddy.

>> No.17506718

>>17506702
Yep.
Those sleepy p'orcs are the best.

Hearing little 'buhis' as the sleep would be quite peaceful

>> No.17506724

Any one got any story ideas?
I'm in the mood to brainstorm some shit.

>> No.17506735

>>17506724
We are severely lacking in beelzebub stories.

>> No.17506744

>>17506724
Pit Lady since faggocks won't do it

>> No.17506750

>>17506614
god yes.
>>17506590
all that.

>> No.17506758

>>17506712
Get in the car nerd, we're invading MGC Bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LosGBQeOIU

>> No.17506761

>>17506718
Until you hear a loud "BUII BUIIIIIIII" in the middle of the night as she wakes up from a nightmare. Then you gotta hold her tight and comfort her, telling her that "it's alright; it was just a bad dream", as you wrap you arm around her, pull her in close, and continuously kiss the top of her head as she nestles her face into your chest.

>> No.17506769

>>17506724
Librarian turns griffon
Mucus toad soapland massage
Demon corruption on a human wonan that ends in a threesome with her boyfriend/husband.

>> No.17506770

>>17506724
Recently-graduated paladin who has been trained wrong as a joke is sent off on a mission to find the fire spirit that set the sun on fire and carry out justice. Halfway through the quest the other paladins desperately run out to stop him thinking he might actually put out the sun currently burning.

>> No.17506775

>>17506761
Worth it.
Although if you have all three, you may run into the other two snuggling up as well and wanting to be spoiled.

>> No.17506789

>>17506770
There's opportunity for an unlikely partnership with an apophis. Get that sun taken care of in no time.

>> No.17506794

>>17506735
Wasn't there a story recently with one?
>>17506744
I don't know that a pit lady is.
>>17506770
How does that even work? Would he end up with an ignis?
>>17506769
Tell me more about the demon and the griffon ones

>> No.17506801

>>17506794
There was a story with a beelzebub? When?

>> No.17506805

>>17506794
The beezlbub wasn't the main, and was a cunt.

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>>17506794

>> No.17506834

>>17506724
An Indiana Jones type adventure where Earth governments compete to find a vault filled with Automatons and other advanced magitech.
A slacker who wasted his life wants a fresh start and helps run a monstergirl orphanage.
Smalltime burglars break into a man's house, not realizing he has a Shoggoth maid.

>> No.17506839

>>17506724
Demon Lord's husband pounded his wife so hard he accidentally tidally locked the earth. Brave trio of paladins must set out in the permanent dead of the night to find the sky's light switch.

>> No.17506848

>>17506277
Why do you salt the wound?

>> No.17506850

>>17506834
RIP small time burglars, what a painful way to go.
She'd probably alter her own pH as they walked along the floor they didn't realize was her and dissolve them feet first while muttering things like "filthy", "unsightly" and "disgusting".

>> No.17506866

I want to make a pillow fort out of / with an Itan Momen!

>> No.17506871

>>17506850
The smell of dead bodies would upset mastah, she'd just send them insane and screaming into the night.

>> No.17506876

>>17506850
>murder
Why don't you take your shit fetish and go?

>> No.17506881

>>17506850
Why doesn't she just set up those poor misguided men with some of her very single and very deranged friends?

>> No.17506885
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>>17506692
A group of Office Tanukis appear.

>> No.17506888

>>17506871
Dude wakes up in the morning to find one of the thieves gibbering quietly to himself in the corner.

>> No.17506898

>>17506468
Why is there a miniature pastel equine watermarked over this?

>> No.17506905

>>17506885
Those tanu are pretty adorable, would secretly wish they'd start to hit on me if I was in that bar.

>> No.17506909

>>17505094
I want to have ice tea with my Southern Anubis!

>> No.17506911
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>>17506692
Vodka with jinko!

>> No.17506914

>>17506885
Chubby rich girls, bah!

>> No.17506926

>>17506885
would happily take home for some drunken cuddling.

>> No.17506938

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to keep an eye out when at the lake, river, or beach.

You never know when a couple Sahuagins may be watching from the reeds.

>> No.17506959

>>17506938
I'm going to masturbate and cum in the lake and no one can stop me.

>> No.17506966
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>>17506938
thats why you only frequent beaches patrolled by paladin sea bishops

>> No.17506975

>>17506959
Anon, they're just going to pounce on you once that happens.

>>17506966
But then we get muscled priest mermaids.
which is nice but the flat fish need to get some men lest their species start running into trouble.

They may have to start going oppai to attract mates.

>> No.17506976

>>17506366
Rolled and got the Semiliquid type. I gotta be honest, all dem slimes look the same to me. Anyone got a cheat sheet on which colors are which?

>> No.17506984

>>17506366
beastman
holstaur,minotaur,hakutaku

>> No.17506986

>>17506975
They'll be too distracted fighting over my drifting cum. I could also do it from the top of a tree.

>> No.17506992

>>17506976
Just go with Queen Slime x3. The harem that just keeps growing.

>> No.17506993

>>17506986
But then you end up with an owl harpy watching you.

Or a Kakuren loli.

>> No.17507010

I want more monster girls that wear masks and skintight suits.

>> No.17507016

>>17506885
I want to kanpai her oppai!

>> No.17507022

>>17506993
The owl can watch all she wants. If the kakuen tries something I'll hotdog her.

>> No.17507031

>>17507022
>And then anon got raped in a tree.

>> No.17507050

>>17507010
What are some popular superheroes in MGC? Who do little shotas dream of being strong like and little lolis dream of being protected by?

>> No.17507052

>>17507031
It's an owl and a monkey loli. The last thing that would happen is me getting raped by one of them.

>> No.17507059
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17507059

>>17506366
Magic Material type
Automaton, Ittan-Momen, Cursed Sword.
They would help me raid dungeons with their various skills.

>> No.17507069

>>17507050
>What are some popular superheroes in MGC?
Dragons, Salamanders and the occasional human that dresses up like something out of Kamen Rider or My Hero Academia.

>> No.17507077

>>17507022
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6090520
You sure anon? Those owl girls look pretty eager.

>> No.17507079

>>17507010
>tfw no Raiju wearing a tacky, skin-tight outfit with lightning bolt symbols on it. Along with a thin mask over her eyes to hide her identity.

>> No.17507082

>>17507050
>You will never be the Mary Jane to a spandex wearing super hero monster girl
>You will never uncover their identity by recognizing the shape of their ads through their skin tight outfit

>> No.17507086

>>17507082
>>You will never be the Mary Jane to a spandex wearing super hero monster girl
So a massive whore that dumps her for a richer one?

>> No.17507090

>>17507010
KDF out.

>> No.17507092

>>17507090
Fuck off you massive turbo autist.

>> No.17507095

>>17507077
Oh, those are some lewd owls, but I'm sure I can defend myself. The question is if I can resist attacking them if they start lewding up.

>> No.17507099

>>17507079
>>17507082
>It's time for me to reveal my identity!
>Oh darling, I've known it's you all along.
>What! Really? Aw man
>I've had sex with you and explored every inch of your body. Did you really think I wouldn't recognize you because you covered your cheeks, forehead and the bridge of your nose?

>> No.17507100

>>17507086
I dunno. I don't read capeshit. I think you know what I mean.

>> No.17507105

>>17507086
How about I be her Gwen Stacey? Is that better?

>> No.17507113

>>17507105
So you want to cheat on her with one of the villains she fights?

>> No.17507114

So if you sealed a slime girl into an encapsulating level a hazmat suit as a prank, would she be able to slip through it's valves or zipper and escape?

Likewise, would she need to breath while inside of it?

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>>17504851
Tiny lamia better watch out!

>> No.17507127

>>17507113
Her Uncle Ben?

>> No.17507132

>>17507127
So you want to die in front of her?

>> No.17507142

>>17507132
Her Bruce Lee?

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>>17507095
Careful, they're known for their ambushes.

>> No.17507153

>>17507095
That's how they get you anon, you might be the one forcing yourself on them but it was their plan all along.

>> No.17507154

>>17507142
What does Bruce Lee have to do with this?

>> No.17507179

>>17507151
Don't worry, fucking them doggy style is a no-no.

>>17507153
I'm sure I could resist as I'm not into birbs that much, but if I was too pent up a quickie would go nicely. That wouldn't happen as I would fap to the fishies though, so no dick for them.

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I think there's something wrong with my cat. Is she sick? She won't stop doing this.

>> No.17507209

>>17507186
Whatever happened to the /an/ "take it to a vet" banner?

>> No.17507264
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17507264

>Have a neighborhood cookout
>A Lilim shows up and starts manning the grill
>Nobody wants to say anything to her, especially because the food she's making is amazing
>She keeps showing off her cleavage and making bedroom eyes at you any time she notices you looking in her direction

>> No.17507272

>>17507264
The million dollar question:
Charcoal or Propane?

>> No.17507281

>>17507272
Actual wood, like somebody who cares.

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>>17504847
p-plsnobully

Dropped wip, I'll finish a draw one of these days i swear ;-;7

>> No.17507333

>>17507306
Now thats a Kraken I can waifu.

>> No.17507373

Does Troll-san have any good recipes for cooking Lamb loin chops?

>> No.17507393

>>17507373
She certainly does, and she'll show you them if you cook her troll loins.

>> No.17507400

>>17507393
Is Troll-san trying to seduce me?

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>>17507400
That's certainly a possibility.

>> No.17507467

>>17507407
Monster girls with freckles deserve to be left alone until they become crazy cat ladies.

>> No.17507488

>>17507467
But Anon, she's been alone for a while, just a kind christmas cake tending to her garden at an isolated woodland cottage in the heart of an enchanted forest.

Won't you at least stop by every now and then to say hello?

>> No.17507495

>>17507488
It would be hard to resist the aroma of her freshly baked pie cooling outside her window, but it is necessary.
First you say hello and enjoy her pastries, next thing you know you're pounding her oversized ass while she's cooking your favorite meal.

>> No.17507504

>>17507264
Out-do her cooking. Anything less than total destruction of her confidence and charisma is a failure.

>> No.17507508

>>17507467
>Not liking freckles
What a pleb.
My demonfu would probably look cute with freckles.
Hell, I already think of her as being of scottish descent so why not have her be redheaded and with freckles?

>> No.17507518

>>17507264
>Most Lilims strive to improve the world in their own way
>Druella through corruption
>Queen of Hearts by making her own perfect world
>Others using various more or less original means
>One of the younger Lilim decides to do it through cooking
>She travels the world and cooks for both humans and monsters to bring peace and unify them

>>17507504
Defeating a Lilim only causes them to go through a montage training so that they won't lose next time

>> No.17507531

>>17507518
>She's slightly chubby from taste testing her own food so often.
>Her sisters tease her for it until one day she gets married to a human boy who loves her cooking and her soft loving cuddles.
>All smugness is gone the second she walks through the door with him and their massive number of daughterus.

>> No.17507535

>>17507495
Expect piles of food, she'll lecture you on not eating properly as you travel the world adventuring. That Dragon's treasure can wait, you need to have a nutritious meal first.

>> No.17507541

>>17507535
This is EXACTLY why Trolls are the worst.
Men need challenges and adventure. They need to put their heart into something and work at it everyday until they finally obtain it, and then they can look for another goal in their neverending quest.
Meanwhile Trolls just tell you to take it and enjoy a comfy self-sufficient life with them where every day is just another enjoyable breeze without a single hardship.
Some other species are guilty of this, but Trolls are especially bad.

>> No.17507547

>>17507541
Damn trolls and their amazing cooking, motherly nature and fat bottoms.

>> No.17507555

>>17507547
Just think of it, after you finally leave and continue your journey, she'll fill you pack with enough provisions to last several months.

When you're chewing on the delicious oatcakes she baked for you, you'll still be thinking of her cottage. How warm, cozy and well-fed you were during your stay.

That's how they get you.

>> No.17507577

>>17507306
That kraken looks old enough to be my mom.

Perfect.

Speaking of which I wonder if that's a compliment to MGs.

>> No.17507588

So how many references should one use when asking for a commission? Ittla's page says he might refuse or charge extra if there's not enough references. I had one for hair, and another one for pose and outfit, I'm not sure if including art of Hellhounds would be redundant since he seems to be familiar with MGE, and even then there doesn't seem to be a ton of official Hellhound art.

>> No.17507600

>>17507588
Background?

>> No.17507609
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>>17506692
Man, I hate going drinking! My wife is a lightweight, which isn't that bad, but she's also an Inari. Three drinks in and she's curled up on the bar in fox form, whining in animal gibberish about how cute her husband is.

Then we get kicked out and go looking for ramen.

>> No.17507623

>>17507600
Nah not gonna bother with a background. Costs extra.

>> No.17507631

>>17507623
Ah ok, well I haven't done many commissions before but I would assume that's all you need really. Do you have a description too?

>> No.17507658

>>17507631
Sort of. Its not very complicated. I'm just kinda waiting for ittla to accept full color commissions again.

>> No.17507666

>>17507658
Okay anon, sounds good. I hope he does your commission and your waifu is cute by the way.

>> No.17507679
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17507679

Would you partake in bondage with a young pharaoh?

>> No.17507687

Reminder that your dick was designed best for your momster's vagina.

>> No.17507693

>>17507679
What's up with the weird bedsheet ghost thing nitocris wears in FGO anyway

>> No.17507696

>>17507693
It's a Japanese meme, it's not even from Fate Grand Order.

Just search up "medjed". It's just because japs associate Nitocris with Egypt and there already exists a Egyptian meme with the japs.

>> No.17507699
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17507699

>>17507693
Ancient egyptian meme that japs liked and made into current year meme

>> No.17507703
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>>17487389

babysitting sucks

>> No.17507711

>>17507703
Cute cyclops, would molest.

>> No.17507715

>>17507703
Oh cool its another drawing from that melon who really wishes for a noose around his neck

>> No.17507723
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17507723

I want a soft fox to playfully, mercilessly edge me before draining me. I'm talking ties me to the bed and spends a weekend just working me over. The kind of slow burn that makes a new Monster Hunter save file look tame. Lingerie stripteases, playing with herself in front of me, teasing every inch of my body with every part of hers. Going from rough, wild fucking to gentle, tender loving and back at the drop of a hat, but never once letting me cum. And once I can't handle anymore, she finally unties me and we ravish each other, my face buried in her plump tits as I pound her like a beast in heat, not resting until every last drop of cum has been poured into her greedy womb.

>> No.17507728
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17507728

>>17507693
Please do not disrespect ancient Egyptian culture
You will anger the pharaoh and cause her to create a storm of locust and a rain of frogs

>>17507703
Flat Holsts are not ok, even loli ones
They should start growing a pair by kindergarten age

>> No.17507744

>>17507723
I feel like this is just fox propaganda to make men lust over them

>> No.17507762

>>17507711
no

>> No.17507765
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>> No.17507772

>>17507687
True, but only if your momster looks like >>17507723
Slim monster girls can go home and rape some perverted old man.
Young men belong to soft girls.

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17507779

>>17507744
Is it really propaganda though? Nobody can beat a fox when it comes to sexual teasing. They have centuries to refine it to an artform, hitting that perfect balance of sexy, loving, and meathead makes you simultaneously want more but also want it to end so you can just pump them full of little kits.

>> No.17507781

>>17507779
>meathead
*mean that
Fuck my fat fingers.

>> No.17507783
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>>17507765
>Only wanted him for his food
This is blatant anti-manticore propaganda.

>> No.17507787

>>17506277
eh I forgot where I left this off.

>> No.17507794
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17507794

>>17507772
The absolute truth. I would love to live in a family of THICC. Onee-san, Cousin, Momster, Aunt, Grandmomster(and maybe her sister too). All under one roof, free to /ss/ me at a moments notice.

>> No.17507795

>>17507783
Manticores are loving owners

>> No.17507835

>>17507794
>Anon wakes up to his Onee-san giving him a morning blowjob
>He then goes to breakfast having flooded his sister's throat to the brim
>His aunt and momster sit next to him on both sides
>He has to eat his grandma's delicious cooking with 2 huge fluffy tails constantly assaulting his groin
>Suddenly his momster drops her spoon
>So does his aunt
>They start blowing him under the table, making no efforts to be quiet
>His grandmomster ara-aras at her daughters' vitality
>She adds that she might need Anon to help her "deep clean the dishes"

>> No.17507877

>>17507835
I'd love to see grandmomster assert her dominance as matriarch of the household when the others start arguing about who you'll be spending the night with
>"Come on, we need to spend some quality sibling time together!"
>"Anon should sleep with his aunt every now and then too, you know!"
>"I'm his mother! If anyone is going to cuddle Anon in his sleep, it's gonna be me!"
>as they continue arguing, a chill settles over the room and they look over to see you standing with your grandmomster
>she's has a smiling menacingly as she says "Ara, if you girls just can't agree, I'll have to bring Anon to my room tonight. Come, dear. Granny is going to tucker you out to make sure you sleep soundly."

>> No.17507884

>>17507877
Grandmomsters are scary
Not only do they have the most matured bodies, they also have the largest libido. A young fox might go at it multiple times a day thanks to their youth, but an old fox who would only go at it once every few day or so would still drain out much more semen out of their poor partner
Please don't call them granny

>> No.17507917

>>17507794
Now those are some fat cat tats

>> No.17507926

>>17507917
>Now those are some fat alp tats

Fixed

>> No.17507930
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17507930

>>17507884
I'd rather have sweet, clumsy one-tailer sex with a cute childhood friend every day than be drained to a skeleton by a nine-tailer on sundays.

>> No.17507932
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17507932

>>17506885
Rich or poor, they seem like my kind of drinking partner.

>> No.17507996

>have a stage 1 alp in your class
>you bully her by ambushing her in places where she's alone, like storage rooms and behind the school building, and pound her tight pussy
>she tries to protest, but her body is more honest with how she clamps down on you and milks out every drop of each ejaculation
>as you do this for the next few months, she starts to like it more and more, even going so far as to set up situations where she's alone
>she gets wet before you even touch her and you can see her spade tail wag when you kiss her
>by the end of the semester, you're walking to school with your stage 3 alp clinging to your arm, many of the single monster girls insanely jealous of how sexy she's become
>her breasts are straining the buttons on her uniform's shirt and blazer, and her skirt could never hope to properly cover her hips, ass, and thighs

>> No.17508022

>>17507996
>stage 1 alp
That's just a dude. This implies that you're talking about a literal trap for half of your greentext. Go back to your corner and think about your failures to recognize and research inane headcanons semi-agreed on by a bunch of perverts on a siberian chiseling board.

>> No.17508027

>>17507930
Both are great in their own ways
The correct choice is to have both by marrying both your cute childhood friend and her lonely CC great-aunt who has decades of pent up lust

>> No.17508032

>>17508027
>The correct choice is to have both by marrying your cute childhood friend and waiting 50 years for her to turn into a granny
Fixed that for you

>> No.17508033

>>17507996
alps are gay

>> No.17508034

>>17507996
Stage 1 is still a man. Fucking a stage 1 alp means you're gay.
Fucking any alp means you're gay.

>> No.17508039

>>17507930
Monster girl childhood friends are the best. Especially if they're a canid type.

>> No.17508046
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17508046

>>17508039
What fluffiness really lends itself to childhood skinship that easily turns lewd with age.

>> No.17508051

>>17508032
If you did that you would experience both technically, but the fact that it would be gradual and over such a long period of times means that you would lose any contrast between the two
Also if you dick your childhood friend regularly for 50 years, chances her she will be satisfied at a larger age and won't have an endless abyss of a libido built from tens, if not hundreds of years of abstinence

>> No.17508066

>>17508039
The best childhood friends are harmless farm species though

>>17508051
>chances are she will be satisfied an an older age
Typing hiccup.

>> No.17508080

>>17508046
>Your kobold childhood friend will never ask you to scratch her ears like you did when you were kids

>>17508066
Farm animal types are fine, but Canids are super loyal, man's best friend!

>> No.17508089
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>>17508080
Canids are excellent.

>> No.17508096
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17508096

Are felines allowed to be childhood friends?

>> No.17508100

>>17508096
Felines are also acceptable. Those meme cats would make for great childhood friends.

>> No.17508103
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17508103

>>17508080
>>17508089
Canids are too high energy and needy.
If you're really a slut for fluff then get a feline, or even a fluffy bug

>>17508096
Absolutely, yes.

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>>17508096
Yes, but only the teasing Takagi-san type. You'd be hard-pressed to find a simple-minded deredere type childhood kitty.

>> No.17508114

>>17507996
Stage 4 alps are better tb h.

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>>17508103
Felines can also be pretty needy and affectionate though.

>> No.17508117

>>17508103
Nothing wrong with high energy. Imagine a long day of playing outside with your canid friend and collapsing together on the bed afterward, both of you hot and sweaty, her tail thumping joyfully against the mattress as you both breathe heavily, exhausted from your outdoor fun.

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>>17508089
>tfw you will never be a successful businessman with a cute kobold secretary
>she helps you with just about everything and follows you everywhere
>other employees think you should replace her with a proper secretary (namely them so they can be closer to you), but you refuse every time
>people start to get wise about what happens when you ask to be left alone in your office during lunch and have your kobold bring your food in, only for her to leave half an hour later breathing heavily and weak in the knees

>> No.17508135

>>17508114
Aren't stage 3s the peak of femininity? W-What are stage 4s?

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>> No.17508140

>>17508117
Ok, but imagine being woken up early on a sunday morning by your canid childhood friend who wants to go outside and play.
Of course you'd refuse because you want to sleep, her ears would droop down for a bit and then she'd accept your choice and just stare at you sleeping until you woke up. Her tail thumping as well as her piercing gaze would prevent you from going back to sleep.

Canids are terrible for the regular Anon who just wants to relax and lead a comfy life.

>> No.17508146

>>17508136
Cute
>cat toy rubbing her "kitty"
Lewd

>> No.17508151

>>17508135
A matured alp that has no problem taking what she wants. Comes with a side order of a fatass and tits.

>> No.17508196

>>17508151
So, is she the aggressive type who uses her sizable assets to seduce cute boys? Or does she let them come to her?

>> No.17508214

>>17508136
Fat cat ass is mandatory that's a fact of life, but what about kitty titties? Should they be small and complementary to the butt, or large and rivaling the rear?

>> No.17508225

>>17507281
Clean burning wood is best, lady propane can't compare

>> No.17508228

>>17508214
Tits and ass should always be roughly the same size, in my opinion

>> No.17508231

>>17508140
Hm, this is also true. But maybe I also want a fit hotdog to whip me into shape!

>> No.17508237

>>17508140
But what about those days when you want to go out and do something and then just wanna laze about?

>> No.17508245
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17508245

KC just posted, this what does it mean?

>> No.17508249

>>17508245
World Guide 3

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17508256

>>17508225
>Holsts and Minos - propane
>Hellhounds - charcoal
>Yetis and Wendigos - wood

>> No.17508259

>>17508228
Don't you think that a modest chest puts a heavy emphasis on a large behind?
Them being roughly the same size is nice, breasts being larger than ass is an atrocity, ass being larger than breasts is nice too.

>>17508231
More like rape you into shape.
The only choice she will leave you is adapt or perish as she demolishes your body everyday and taunts you about how you're too weak and lazy to even attempt to turn the tables on her.

>> No.17508273

>>17508259
I wouldn't say T>A is an atrocity (unless the ass is almost non-existent). T=A is just more balanced. I'm not left wanting in either department.

>> No.17508285

>>17508136
Jack's ass is criminal.

>> No.17508311

>>17508285
Because you'd go to jail for it?

>> No.17508331

>>17508259
>implying I wouldn't work hard so I could top the hotdog

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>>17508311
She's legal.

>> No.17508371

I want a cait sith that's like a dark mage, but feline. And not heretical furshit. I want to call her my kitty cait, a cute name for a 7ft mass of egs, hips and tits, with a really long and THICK fluffy tail

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>>17508311
Damn right I would.

>> No.17508389

>>17508387
>>17508339
Jack is for impregnating.

>> No.17508391

Daughterus helping in the grocery store by pushing the basket and checking items off the list!

>> No.17508416
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17508416

>>17508391
Daughterus helping you sleep after a long day at work

>> No.17508421

>>17508389
One baby for every soul she's made up of, it's the only right thing to do.

>> No.17508428

>>17508421
Exactly.
Best if you start by giving her quadruplets so she can get used to the number you'll be doing.

And dear lord, I can only imagine what pregnancy would do to her hips and rear.

>> No.17508436
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17508436

How important are magical womb tattoos to monster girl culture?
Is it a succubus-only thing?

>> No.17508439

>>17508389
My name is Jack can you please never type this again.

>> No.17508442

>>17508436
It's a must have for any aspiring brood mother, that's for sure

>> No.17508446
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>>17508428
Quadruplets seems a bit much for a girl her size to handle but I'd gladly give her twins.
>pregnant jack hips
I think I'm going to need a towel.

>> No.17508448

>>17508439
Sorry Jack, suck it up as you've got the same name as a cute anime girl.

>>17508436
Womb tattoos are very important.
Especially if said girl wants go for for huge multiple births.

>> No.17508450

>>17508439
Hit the road.

>> No.17508454

>>17508436
I think if a brown gremlin had a womb tattoo I'd wife her on the spot.
>>17508439
Hi Jacky.

>> No.17508458

>>17508446
She can handle it but, yes, those hips would be to die for.

Also, command seals womb tattoo

>> No.17508465

>>17508439
Start alping and post tits.

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>>17508436
I want an Automation with a womb tattoo like this.

>> No.17508513
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17508513

Update!

>> No.17508517

>>17508477
Would you keep her at 100% all the time?

>> No.17508544

>>17508436
I want my Lich waifu to get one of those.

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17508554

>>17508436
Are the womb tattoos also from that succubus info that KC released on enty? Do we have anything else other than this pic of a succubus and lesser succubus?

>> No.17508568

>>17508436
>Interactive womb tattoos.
>Put one on hinezumi wife.
>"Now, one flower will bloom on this for each child you'll be carrying".
>Next week it looks like she has a bouquet of flowers over her uterus

>> No.17508588
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17508588

>Go hunting with a friend
>Come upon a doe, tying her up with years of rodeo experience
>'Hope the wife doesn't realize this is gone'
>Anon.exe has stopped responding, the fucker has an egg vibrator
>'Fuck a scent lure, we're gonna get some of her squirt.'
>Doe starts thrashing like crazy after the fucker turns it to 11, orgasming non-stop for at least an hour
>Friend is just smirking and laughing while you untie the poor thing, her sides rising and falling
>'You almost look like you want to give her the D'
>...
>Couple of weeks later, go back to the same woods, it's eerily quiet
>There's a buck and a few does watching you from behind the trees, the great horned stag motioning his head as if he wants you to follow him
>What the fuck is this, they know, they have to know, so why do they want you to follow them
>Why, WHYYYY--
"Ara Ara, I was wondering if you'd ever come back."
>There's a White Horn sitting/laying in the center of the deer group, all of them just resting in a sun-touched pasture. It's kind of funny, you don't remember them having 'summer coats'
>She smiles at you coquettishly when you reply with the whole 'Have we met before?' spiel, I mean, you'd remember encountering one of these girls
"Oh, don't be so coy."
>The White Horn grabs onto her loose blouse top and pulls up, freeing her copious breasts topped with pink, erect nipples
>Ropes criss-cross her upper torso in a sort of tortoise shell pattern, her pupils seeming to make themselves into the shape of hearts as her face flushes
"After all. It's your fault this heat won't go away. Aren't you going to take responsibility?"
>Years later you still don't have the heart to tell your daughters how you -really- met their mother

>> No.17508601

>>17508588
Gross.

>> No.17508611

>>17508446
Pregnant lolis are best when carrying multiples.

>> No.17508613

>>17508601
I know it's a /k/ refference, but really. Sasuga horsefuckers

>> No.17508617

>>17508454
Don't introduce a Gremlin to womb magic, that's just asking for disasters to happen. Especially if she is brown, we all know brown girls are lewder by nature

>>17508554
That's the only image from the clean Enty version, but we got camera pictures of the whole booklet
Nothing but text, lewds, 360 view of a Succubus and 2 sketches

>> No.17508633

>>17508617
Oh, I guess the camera pics were a while ago? I went through the whole previous topic and didn't see them. Got a link?

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>>17508617
>Especially if she is brown, we all know brown girls are lewder by nature
So does this mean this Ushi is 100% lewder? How do you even get more lewd than broken pelvis?

>> No.17508648

>>17508638
splintered pelvis

>> No.17508692

>>17508633
They were on the same day the book was released at comiket, so the 16th I think

>>17508638
Doesn't have to me more violent
A regular Ushi-Oni would break your pelvis with repeated cowgirl sex
A brown Ushi-Oni would break your pelvis with all kinds of positions and over a much longer duration

>> No.17508706

>>17508588
Summer White Horns with light jackets and thinned fur are not for lewding

>> No.17508711
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17508711

This is the ideal cute girl body, you may not like it, but this is what peak cuteness looks like.

>> No.17508717

>>17508711
Cute monoeye

>> No.17508739

>Anon asking Ganbatte Fairy why she always believes in him through tear-soaked eyes
>He's no good at drawing or painting still, the fairy drawings looking like shitty scribbles
>His colours on the easel looking like a mish-mash
"Promise not to laugh?"
>She gets up on his palm as he raises it up
"When I was little, we didn't have much in the way of television. But there was a man on my favorite station. Every Saturday."
"There was something he'd always say."
>She leans forward and puts her tiny hands on his heart
"I believe you can do it, you just have to believe here!"
>The realization hits Anon like a freight train and begins to sob into her, the soothing voice of her Happy Man re-assuring him that he should believe he can do it, because he can

>> No.17508750

>>17508739
Bob's probably a patron saint of art fairies.

>> No.17508754
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>>17508711
Wrong.

>> No.17508772

>>17508750
Is it wrong that I want to see a MG Bob Ross? Like some usually hardcore rapist species that actually just paints pretty pictures instead.

It turns out down the line her pictures are infused with mana, so you get corrupted looking at them

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>>17508711
mono-eyes are for lewd bullying till they wake cute faces

>> No.17508789

>>17508776
Too true.
Would tease and spoil with sweets till she's pregnant and happy

>> No.17508793

>>17508513
That's a big dragon, and in more ways than one.

>> No.17508808
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17508808

Liches are deep thinkers.

>> No.17508813

>>17508789
I'd tease my monoeye by bringing her to the edge of orgasm and then demanding that she tell me exactly how much she loves me before I finish her off.

>> No.17508818

>>17508808
I want to masturbate to a Lich thinking about my dick.

>> No.17508891

>>17508793
She definitely has a big heart. And she's tall.

>> No.17508892

I want a muscle lich to snuggle.
One that will just lay there, emotionless until I try to leave, whereupon she will grab me and pull me back to her.

>> No.17508899

>Love reverse roles and femdom
>Waifu is a sub
How did I even end like this. I blame this thread.

>> No.17508905

>>17508899
Then train her to become a dom.

>> No.17508907

>>17508892
Cute.

>> No.17508908

>>17508633
>>17508692
Search swiss Momo in the archives, he was the uploader if I recall.

>> No.17508916

>>17508899
Learn with her anon, try new things, reach outside your comfort zones! That's what life is all about!

>> No.17508917

>>17508907
Yep.
Best part is when, if one asks why she didn't let me go, she simply replies 'Not done yet'.

>> No.17508922

>>17508905
Impossible.

>> No.17508924

>>17508922
You just gotta believe!
Train her with all you're heart and she'll be the dom!

>> No.17508933

>>17508899
I'm the other way around
>love maledom and putting smug/strong/haughty girls in their place
>waifu is dom and I wouldn't have it any other way
Monster girl fans rarely make sense with their choices.

>> No.17508935

>>17508772
>MG Bob Ross
I'd watch the shit out of that, some wonderful person put all of his episodes up on youtube and I've been going through them lately.
I don't even paint, I just can't believe how easy he makes it look and I love hearing the man talk.

>> No.17508954

>>17508899
>>17508933
>endlessly make fun of cosplay tier girls
>end up waifuing one of the most cosplay girls of all
There's something to this, I tell you.
Why is captcha obsessed with the word "calle"? Is it trying to tell us something?

>> No.17508969

>>17507114

Do slime girls even need to breath?

>> No.17508981

>>17508899
>>17508933
>>17508954
>Used to hate large breasts, not necessarily a lolicon but couldn't stand huge tits
>Waifu ends up being a Holstaur
What the hell is going on here?

>> No.17508989

>>17508969
they can probably breath through their skin

>> No.17508992

>demonic energy changes people's minds to make love easier
>all these anons having waifus that go against their preferences
D-does this mean portals soon?

>> No.17508993

>>17508981
The anti-sabbath is at work.
Never underestimate the holsts, they're a truly diabolical bunch of sweeties.

>> No.17508997

>>17508989

I always thought they were one of those forms of life that didn't require air.

>> No.17509003

>>17508989
Quiet, you.

>> No.17509008

>>17509003
what did i do to offend you

>> No.17509010
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Slimes can be silly sometimes

>> No.17509013
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>>17508993
Underneath that face lies a devious scheming pervert who just wants your love and children.
And I wouldn't have it any other way, I just love Holstaurs so much now, I bet they're super smug on the inside too with how well their plan is working.

>> No.17509027

>>17509008
>not getting the joke
Quiet breathes through her skin
It was a shit joke though, so i don't blame you at all.

>> No.17509032
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>>17508935
The Joy of Painting and Hugging with Pally and Yeti

>> No.17509035
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17509035

Would you a thicc devil?

>> No.17509042

>>17509013
Too true.
They're planning world domination and no one suspects a thing.


>>17509035
Yes

>> No.17509043

>>17508439
sup Jack

>> No.17509062
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17509062

I want to frighten a zombie girl.

>> No.17509101

What would happen if you ask a loli 10 year old Ochimusha to protect you?

>> No.17509122

>>17509035

Who wouldn't?

>> No.17509130

>>17509101
She will and it will be cute.

>> No.17509178

>>17509101
She'll spend her unlife trying to get stronger for you while also body-guarding you, all in cute ways.

The best bit is her trying to practice with a sword bigger than she is.

>> No.17509205

>>17509035
No. I can't into lolis.

>> No.17509210

>>17509205
Thick lolis are best lolis.

>> No.17509214

>>17509035
What's wrong with her tail?

>> No.17509217

>>17509210
Tallflat lolis are the best lolis.

>> No.17509227

>>17509214
It's hungry for tailjobs.

>> No.17509230

>>17509217
But tall-flat girls aren't lolis!

They're just flat!

>> No.17509233

>>17509230
Tallflat 12-year-olds totally are lolis, anon.

>> No.17509235

>>17509233
What does that even look like? I need photo reference.

>> No.17509240

>>17509235
It looks cute.

>> No.17509241

>>17509235
Not him but my best guess would be an upscaled loli.

>> No.17509246

>>17509210
Normal lolis are best lolis. They become even more shit when you start adding big stuff.

>> No.17509260

>>17509246
Please, lolis are like chicken wings.

Fine on their own, but the hot sauce is what really spices things up.

>> No.17509273

>>17508772
>Manticore using her tail to paint

I'd watch it. Also I'd assume TVs sold by sketchy merchants would release demonic energy anyways.

>> No.17509275

>>17509260
The more unproportionate they are the worse. It stops being a chiken wings and becomes just hot sauce.

>> No.17509282

>>17509275
Thats why oppai and thick must be carefully applied to the lolis.

Unless one is doing it more for the sauce and the chicken is the vessel.

>> No.17509287

>>17509246
Normal lolis with a decent ass and thighs without being disproportionate are the best lolis.

>> No.17509292

Pear shaped lolis and oppai lolis are by far the best, but we must still show love to all the other lolis
Anyone has it in their heart to appreciate this young mino? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHcnbngUwAAGp2S.jpg:orig

>> No.17509297

>>17509292
She needs to eat a few sandwiches.
I can see her ribs.

>> No.17509313

>>17508513
Why do older girls continue to try to wear clothes too small for them?

>> No.17509325
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>>17509292
The minotaur you posted is cute but so is this one. Really though I want both, lolis are best in pairs.

Much like chicken wings, they don't have much meat on them so you want more than one to make up for it.

>> No.17509326

>>17509282
>carefully applied to the lolis
It's a rare thing to see.

>Unless one is doing it more for the sauce and the chicken is the vessel.
That's exactly why they exist. People like chests bigger than the little girls head and thighs bigger than her torso.

>> No.17509334

>>17509313
To get dicks. It works because I'd fill up that wock all day long.

>> No.17509340

>>17509326
Maybe, but seeing a cute loli trying to get through a day like that would be kinda cute.

>> No.17509348

>>17509297
There is no greater feeling than to feed proper meal to a loli monster girl who is used to eat by scavenging

>>17509325
Flawless logic
I must also add that the bigger a loli's weapon is, the more adorable she becomes

>> No.17509354

>>17509292
What about hourglass-shaped lolis?

>> No.17509358

>>17509348
>I must also add that the bigger a loli's weapon is, the more adorable she becomes
This is very true, strong lolis with big weapons are cute.

>> No.17509365

>>17509348
I would spoil such a loli with all the sweets and meals she could ever want so she never goes hungry again.

>> No.17509382

>>17509340
I find it more pityful.

>> No.17509383

>When you have a faggot known for being one acting like he's pure

>> No.17509386

>>17509382
That's why you need to help her through the day!
Maybe also by letting her repay you through paizuri or intercrural

>> No.17509389
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Reminder that Ice Queens are clingy because they don't want to forget the taste of her husband's spirit energy.

You're gonna spend the rest of your life stuck in her ice palace.

>> No.17509392

>>17509354
Hourglass figures don't live up to their full potential on lolis, leave that to the big girls
Shortstacks pull it off quite nicely as well

>>17509354
I'd be surprised if there weren't any mythology about some sort of undead young girl with a huge weapon
We need to find it.

>> No.17509409

>>17509386
I could help her, but her body is pretty disgusting so no touching it. I guess I could also get a permanent fix by changing her body and making her proportional.

>> No.17509424

>>17509409
All that mass has to go somewhere

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17509436

>>17507703

might have forgotten a few things

>> No.17509445

>>17509365
I want to patch up my Demon daughteru after she got into another fight at school.
I want to pat her on the head and then take her to the garage to teach her how to box like her grandmother on her mother's side.

>> No.17509446

>>17509389
Don't eat her out either, unless you want to be literally stuck to her.

>> No.17509457

>>17509424
If I can't do the sabbath method all I have to do is spread that mass all over her body. Sure she'd look like a normal teenager but at least she isn't disgusting.

>> No.17509471

>open new thread
>first 200+ posts are filled with muh writefags shitstorm
This alone shows how much of cancer they are at this point. Fuck whoever posted a pastebin link here for the last year.

>> No.17509476

>>17509457
>Teenage looking loli

She's going to look quite weird when she's out in public with you.

Not to mention she'll look like a CC when she's in high school

>> No.17509491

>>17508908
It would seem I am a day late, the archives only go back three days and the one monster girl thread in the archives seems to have started after the thread where swiss Momo uploaded the stuff.

I've never tried to search for stuff older than the readily available archive, and I'm coming up empty. Anything I can do?

>> No.17509496

>>17509471
Cool, lets have no more OC anymore, we're good just repeating the same fucking conversations and arguments over and over anyway.

>> No.17509497

>>17509476
Oh it's fine. She'll just need some help getting used to her new body and after that she'll be fine on her own.

>> No.17509509

>>17509497
Maybe but there will be questions depending on the species.

>> No.17509510

>>17509496
my waifu can beat your waifu

>> No.17509517

>>17509491
Use Warosu

>> No.17509522

>>17509509
Like what? I think everything would go smoothly.

>> No.17509529

>>17509522
Well.

A teenage spider would look quite weird in an elementary class considering how much bigger she'd be.

That and folks may tease her in highschool, thinking she's either a CC whose failed highschool before or a woman whose trying to 'be young' again.

>> No.17509543

>>17509517
Thanks, where there's a will there's a way. >>/jp/thread/S17463133#p17471868

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>>17509389
Ice Queen moms are too nice, they give you popsicles and frozen fish

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>>17509471
>Writefaggots
>Cancer
There's only roughly two or three absolutely cancerous ones who still lurk or post here on the regular

>> No.17509559

>>17509496
>replying to obvious bait

>> No.17509561

>>17509529
Eh, that's fine. Lolis get something like that all the time too so it would happen either way. Also she doesn't have to worry about getting back problems and being disgusting so it's a win.

>> No.17509562

>>17509471
Sometimes I think you're actually being genuine and you really believe the thread would be better off being an endless cycle of the same six or so topics.

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>>17508513
Was this pic ever finished?

>> No.17509567

>>17509555
Alpanon as far as I know doesn't write stories anymore
Other then that, I can't tell who you mean.

>> No.17509579

>>17509567
>Bob still posts on TFT
>Klaus id you think dark stories are cancer and you want to stretch it
>Beast if you're that guy who really fucking hates him for some reason
But yeah, I've no idea what he actually means.

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17509592

>baitman replies to hours old conversation
>everyone else promptly re-derails the thread for him

>> No.17509596

>>17509592
I'm gonna molest that cat.

>> No.17509597
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17509597

I wonder how salamander children deal with flame tails and stuff

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17509602

>>17509592
Instead of baiting, we should discuss more wholesome things. Like cute things to do with your imp familiar.

>> No.17509603

>>17509597
They probably just smolder until they reach puberty.

>> No.17509606

>>17509565
Even in a black and white sketch Jabberwock manages to be the perfect Oneesan. How does she do it?

>> No.17509615

>>17509579
I would of never considered those three, I considered Bob dead and I don't mind the stories of the other two.

>> No.17509616

>>17509602
Would give her TOTALLY NORMAL cake as a reward for all her hard work for a week straight.

This is totally not an experiment.

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>>17509596
You can't just molest a goddess, you know. It's not proper!
That said, you never know until you try.

>> No.17509624

>>17509602
But Blackdynamite Mage, I'm a familiar in the community!

>> No.17509629

>>17509287
>Normal lolis with a decent ass and thighs without being disproportionate are the best lolis.
Agreed.

>> No.17509636

>>17509619
I'm going to molest her and you can't stop me!

>> No.17509642

>>17508899
>love being coddled by strong older women, paizuri, and muscles
>Two girls I like more than any other are large mouse and dormouse
>Most fantasies I have are of me spoiling and playing with the pack

>> No.17509643

>>17509597
Monster girls have powerful instincts
Salamanders would know how to handle their flame tail from birth, or early on in life

If you don't believe their instincts, then they can learn through trial and error
They will get it after triggering so many fire alarms and burning so many of their favorite clothes

>> No.17509652

>>17509636
No, but she might. Unless you do a good job of it.
Reminder that even the smuggest or stoic of cats can't help but purr if you're touching them in the right ways. Offer does not extend to Jinkos.

>> No.17509661

>>17509643
>Embarrased tennage salamander in smoldering bra and panties
"I dont want to talk about it"

>> No.17509666

>>17509652
Doesn't it extend to jinkos?
Or are folks just not trying enough?


I will test this and many more questions next time on 'The Monster Molest' (Coming this fall.)


Gonna cuddle and grope that cat, godess or not.

>> No.17509668

>>17509661
>monstergirl
>embarressed by havingsexual thoughts

>> No.17509676

>>17509666
I don't think tigers can purr, so fitcat lovers may be out of luck in that regard.

>> No.17509677

>>17509668
Lizards are dumb, she would be extremely embarrassed.

>> No.17509687
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17509687

Even though its a photo and not a scan, we've had such a drought of KC material that I feel these need to be seen and talked about again.

Namely business suit demon and succubus horn handle bars for blow jobs. http://imgur.com/a/8XFNJ

>> No.17509689

>>17509668
I think its more than a salamander isn't supposed to be having lewd thoughts about a guy before they fight him.

>>17509676
She'll chuff instead, another educational mystery solved.

>> No.17509692

>>17509677
>a being who feeds of sexual energy and has no restraints in pursuing it
>feeling embarrassed for naturally thinking this way
It's your headcanon, but it's still dumb.

>> No.17509694

>>17509676
They can chuff, its similar enough to a purr.

>> No.17509696

>>17509687
Holy shit.

>> No.17509698

>>17509687
Lately I've came around to succubi, they're the most basic race there is but when KC draws them so cute they seem ever so appealing.

>> No.17509702

>>17509687
>suitcubus
oh

>> No.17509705

>>17509687
I wanna fuck my Demonfu while she's dressed like that.
Last night has me thinking of a redheaded freckled Demon and now my dick won't go down.

>> No.17509708

>>17509698
This. They're still no where near my favourite species, but KC has a way with drawing them that makes me like the species far more than I normally would.

>> No.17509711

>>17509567
>>17509579
Think about it hard.

>> No.17509718

>>17509711
Losenis? But he's alright, the hat lilim thing is all memes, the story itself is legit.

>> No.17509721

>>17509698
Same.
KC does something with them that makes them so much more appealing.They're good generic girls.

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>>17509718
Sup

>> No.17509738

>>17509687
http://i.imgur.com/lvt3Qhu.jpg

>> No.17509748

How would a teenage Ochimusha and Jinko look like?

>> No.17509753

>>17509718
This, he's actually fairly good even compared to old writefags. Even if he is a shit posting argie and lilims are CUTE.
>>17509738
Hold up, is that from KC's enty? Quality is miles better.

>> No.17509755

>>17509579
Honestly at this point the beast is a meme example for bad writers.
Not his fault really, but still

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>>17509735
>yuri
ree. I find this unacceptable as a member of this community. I am very angry and you should not have posted that.

>> No.17509774

>>17509753
KC posted the digital versions of Succubus notes and the Wilmarina Draconia booklet on his enty as both JPGs and PDFs

I'm still hoping we get translations from the MGR guy

>> No.17509777

>>17509748
A fit but not heavily muscled version of the jinko.

The Ochi would probably be slim and thinking up 'master protection techniques' with weeb sounding names. This would be next to 'bed room' techniques she has planned

>>17509761
Looks more like they're egging the viewer to join them in a threesome.

>> No.17509781

>>17509755
He just needs to read and write more and he'll improve with time. His dialogue is shit and it needs some serious revision, but otherwise his stories are fun and interesting.

>> No.17509793

>>17509602
Id throw her off the top of a space latter

>> No.17509813

>>17509761
You're the only one stupid enough to interpret it like that.
Ironic given your picture, really.

>> No.17509815

>>17509781
If his stories actually were interesting, people would talk about them beyond the technical issues.
With all the negativity about him lately, I'm actually happy he soldiers on.

>> No.17509820

>>17509761
Give it a fucking rest already

>> No.17509823

>>17509687
>pantyhose
Boner stop

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>>17509777
>threesome.
Ree. For some arbitrary thread reason.

>> No.17509844

>>17509813
>>17509820
>Thinking the post was serious and not some garbage RP as a kuudere lich
At least that's what I think he was going for.

>> No.17509851

>>17509777
>>17509813
>it's a threesome, honest!
The classic excuses

>> No.17509855

>>17509839
Please stop using undead to shitpost, they don't deserve this.

>> No.17509861

>>17509761
Take a hike.

>> No.17509864

>>17509815
We've had plenty of good stories that no one ever talks about.
Like Spider and the Fly, It's Not The Fall That Kills You and Greystorm. Even when they were being posted no one ever talked about them, yet many people say they're some of the best stories we've had.

>> No.17509889

>>17508196
The wisest when it comes to picking yp boys being she was one she knows what she's doing.

>> No.17509929

What if I order my Ochi to treat me as her war prisoner rather than her lord?

>> No.17509943

>>17509929
You get a very confused Ochi who is forced to please her lord's shameful fantasies
She will also seek help from other monster girls in the hops of making you realize how unhealthy your ways are

>> No.17509985

>>17509943
How can other monsters help her?

>> No.17509987

>>17509943
>Ochi goes online image boards and ask other monster girls what she should do
>A third of the responses are that she should seek help for him
>Another third says that she should totally do it and dom him
>The last third is anons who just keeps asking for pics of her husband or it didn't happen

>> No.17509988

>>17509929
She treats you poorly but apologizes every time she does so.

>> No.17509993

>>17509985
Killing you

>> No.17509996

>>17509987
>Ochi using a comuter
>"Husband, the magical box is saying it needs an "update". Did I break it?"

>> No.17510013

>>17509996
Do Gremlins get paid a lot for troubleshooting tech issues from other monstergirls?

>> No.17510033

>>17509985
A Jorou-Gumo would tell her to listen to you during the day, but rape you into shape at night
A Kejourou would tell her to use her feminine charm to seduce you into healthy ways
A Nureonago would try to teach her wife skills, but the lack of communication would make it awkward
A Ushi-Oni would get her drunk and convince her that she should just use your body as she pleases and ignore your orders or complaints
A Shirohebi would tell her to spike your food with her own blood, along with teaching her a few useful curses
Etc...

>> No.17510034

Not sure if anyone here's an MMD nerd or into using rigs but someone made a Hellhound model with download links in the comments.
http://mmda.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=971

It's not perfect but it's there at least.

>> No.17510073
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17510073

What happens if a Zombie turns into a Wight during an eclipse?
Now that I think of it, how do most MGs act during an eclipse? Would it be like a full moon?

>> No.17510082

>>17510073
They'll take any excuse to let loose.

>> No.17510083

>>17510073
I imagine that, instead of going full rape train, they go full submissive

>> No.17510088

>>17509718
Losenis is actually a good writefaggot who's just a benign shitposter. Think of an actual faggot.

>> No.17510092

>>17509943
>a very confused Ochi who is forced to please her lord's shameful fantasies
I want to get this joy by playing her butler and giving her baths and stuff while we're at home.

>> No.17510098

So if you had to send a team of Monster Girls into space, which would be the best to send?

And do any Monster Girls come from space for that matter?

>> No.17510103

>>17510073
Does that fullmoon rape thing even exist in mge? Or it was emg only?

>> No.17510113

>>17510103
EMG

>> No.17510114

>>17510103
EMG.

>> No.17510115

>>17510103
Applying it to MGE is threadcanon, but it's good.

>> No.17510127
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17510127

>>17510088
>Losenis is actually a good writefaggot

>> No.17510144

>>17510092
She is going to do a whole lot of tsujigiri to vent off all that frustration you build her up

How would an Ochi even end up with such a terrible master?

>> No.17510179

>>17510144
I hired her after falling in love with her on the first sight with the sole intention to dote on her. I'm not in danger or anything, that I'd need a bodyguard, I just like her and want to enjoy serving her.

>> No.17510188

>>17510103
In EMG, you get raped on the night of the full moon.
In MGE, you get raped everyday.

>> No.17510197

>>17510103
The fullmoon thing is EMG, but it's such a hot idea that many anons headcanon it into MGE too.

>> No.17510209

>>17510188
What if a full moon just reversed their personalities?
>Kikimoras become slovenly rapists
>Ushi-Onis become incredibly tender and meek
>Tanukis start handing out money

>> No.17510210

>>17510209
>>17510209
Looks like shit threadcanon

>> No.17510214

>>17510209
I'd like it better if they became even bigger rapists.

>> No.17510224

Reminder that the only good monster girls are the completely dominant ones, everything else is gutter trash.

>> No.17510248

>>17510209
I do like the story where a kiki prepared for a full moon by drugging her master, barricading the house and locking herself somewhere else for the duration of the night.

>> No.17510253
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17510253

>>17510224
(you)

>> No.17510257

>>17510209
That's too dumb, try just reversing their self-control.
>Kikis become brutal rapists
>Ushis get into orgasm denial
>Tanukis become dime hookers

>> No.17510262

>>17510224
This is the mindset you have when you first delve into the world of monster girl
You just dream of being raped and dominated by a strong monster girl
You dismiss any species and individuals who aren't alpha enough to just have their way with you by force
Then quickly you realize, that perhaps those monsters who don't rape might have some upsides
After a while you understand that both are great in their own ways and you respect both though you clearly have a favorite

>> No.17510273

>>17510262
This is pretty much how I was.

>> No.17510276

>>17510248
Got a link, my dude?

>> No.17510283

>>17510262
Maledomfag.

>> No.17510288

>>17510283
Bait

>> No.17510289

>>17510127
I mean you're a hat fetishist but I'd read you over Bob/llocks any day

>> No.17510300

>>17510224
If I give you a (You), will you leave? Let's find out.

>> No.17510331

>>17509864
Spider and the Fly is probably the best, in my opinion. A real shame peter doesn't write more.

>> No.17510341

>>17510331
But he does! He's very slowly writing his Black Lagoon - based thing, he's even got a few updates into it.

>> No.17510344
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17510344

What is this dragon so smug about?

>> No.17510346

>>17510224
I don't really care about sex that much

>> No.17510353

>>17510344
She saw your tiny penis and is trying not to laugh.

>> No.17510354

>>17510344
Because she can also be a loli fox.

>> No.17510358

>>17510344
>>>>>>dragon
That's a wolfu.

>> No.17510372

>>17510358
Fluffy dragons don't get much respect.

>> No.17510373

>>17509579
Hey now, I don't write only dark shit. I'm gonna write some not dark shit after I'm finished with Martyr to really stick it to you now.

>> No.17510375

>>17510358
She's an actual dragon inhabiting a spare body that was prepared for her.

>> No.17510377

>>17510353
Hey it's average.
>>17510354

>> No.17510386

>>17510377
Average what?

>> No.17510420

>>17510344
Why are there so many dragons that have little to no draconic features? Is it something in Japanese mythology?
There is this one, the one from Fire Emblem, the scary blond from an anime, the elf-looking one from a H-game etc...

>> No.17510423
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17510423

I wanna deeply inhale a bapho's hot, steamy breath and then passionately kiss her

>> No.17510435
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>>17510423
>gif
Here have a webm with a larger res. Baphomets deserve it.

>> No.17510441

>>17509753
>argie
My life has been a lie all along, so many inaccurate shitposts.

>> No.17510452

>>17510420
They hid their monster parts because they don't like dragonsluts begging to be stepped on when they walk outside.

>> No.17510458

>>17510423
>>17510435
I want to lick sweaty Bapho's cunny!

>> No.17510462

>>17510458
I'd lick her entire body if I could: cunny, ass, armpits, face, tummy, chest, and so much more.

>> No.17510487
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>>17510452
Hey it's not my fault if that's what the dick wants!

>> No.17510505
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17510505

I want to have a Mindflayer turn an ancient Lich into a gyaru!

>> No.17510507

>>17510487
That's why they hid themselves. You need to be smooth and slaying with dragons, chase them and make them wet!

>> No.17510515

>>17510487
>>17510507
I mean it's hard to see a dragon and not beg them for perverted self-humiliating sexual favors, but that's not a reason for them to hid themselves
Would they be more open if dragonsluts asked them nicely rather than beg on their knees?

>> No.17510528

>>17510487
>ELH writes her to have steamy masturbatory sessions
>Doesn't include her vagina exuding heat like a roiling furnace or the fact that her fluids are like a bath of hot honey
>Or her vaginal folds glowing red hot
What's even the point of magma vagina if I can't imagine 5000 degrees of love that'll make me feel like my dick is melting off in erotic pleasure.

Goddammit.

>> No.17510530

>>17510127
awkward lilims are so cute

>> No.17510545

>>17510515
No, you need to court them for 100% success. You have naughty dragons here and there that will step on you for a bit, but hey, most of the time you'll get a no instead of a disgusting glare so that's a plus.

>> No.17510564

So now that losenis's story is done, do we have any other ongoing stories?

>> No.17510591

>>17508638
a pelvis the consistency of fine beach sand

>> No.17510703

>>17510564
It's dead, Jim.

>> No.17510731

>>17510703
it was a greate work of art

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>>17510564
https://pastebin.com/6DP3ia1L
Lacks proofreading and editing. Might finish it within a week or two. It'll probably have smut since I need to step out of my comfort zone some day.

>> No.17510790

>>17510564
No, Lose kills himself and then we move on.

>> No.17510799

>>17510790
Rude

>> No.17510804

I want to get captured by loli elves.

>> No.17510820

>>17510804
Your ears will know no peace from their curiosity.

>> No.17510823

>>17510276
Not him, but here ya go:
https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA
Details the inner monologue of a kikimora with a master that's dense enough to bend light around him.

>> No.17510824

>>17510781
>smut
Never thought I'd see you do that, should be interesting.

>> No.17510825
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17510825

>>17510804
i want to be enslaved by t h i c c elves

>> No.17510830

>>17510804
Well anon. Good luck with that.
http://i.imgur.com/1unfd4P.jpg
Looks like you'll be having a lot of fun.

>> No.17510834

>>17510825
These thicc Elves capture that Anon adventurer almost every thread. I hope he escapes sometime.

>> No.17510836

>>17510825
So you want a bunch of thicc Elves to kidnap you, tie you up and use you for the purpose of breeding and pleasure?

>> No.17510840

>>17510804
I want to capture some loli elves!

>> No.17510844

>>17510840
Silly anon. Getting captured was their plan all along.

>> No.17510846

>>17510830
This is Heaven. This is want I want in my monster girl fantasy world. Take me away and bring me to paradise.

>> No.17510851

>>17510840
I want to loli some captured elves.

>> No.17510854

>>17510825
I want to be captured by a tubby elf and her muscled elf friend.

>> No.17510858

I want to rape elves.

>> No.17510871

What ever happened to just becoming an elf's cuddle buddy at night?

>> No.17510874

>>17510804
>A group of fledgling Wood Elf teens all group up to capture you.
>Their amateur rope traps are easily visible, and you can see a pair of pointed ears poking out of a bush.
>Hushed gasps as you approach an obvious pit trap.
>Take a big step over it and keep walking.
>They all burst out in frustration with bows drawn.
>Loosing their arrows, covered in a sleep toxin one of their moms made for them, sending them flying at you.
>They fall short because they're not strong enough to pull the bowstring back all the way.

Silly Wood Elves.

>> No.17510882

>>17510830
Is this what mousefags wish for

>> No.17510887

>>17510874
Oh, I would tease them while I ran away and they tried (unsuccessfully) to hunt me down.

>> No.17510891

>>17510836
precisely, bonus if they are tall amazonian dark elves
>>17510874
careful, one of these days you could run into the dreaded finnish rape elves

>> No.17510892

>>17510874
>A gang of Wood Elf sisters will never work together to try to capture a cute boy from the nearby village and get some dick.
>They'll never endear themselves to him by being totally fucking incompetent.

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17510897

>>17510830
>lewding the rooster
I shouldn't like this but I'll allow it.

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>> No.17510914
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>>17510908
Sorry I'm with the lizards

>> No.17510917

>>17510891
Would you want to one to lay your head up against her chest while the others take turns raping you?
Would you want her to lick up your tears and whisper in your ears about how you exist to fill up their pussies with warm thick seed?
Would you want them to laugh when you cry out for help and tell you no-one is coming and to just lay back and enjoy it like a good pussy slut?

>> No.17510921

>>17510917
my penis says yes, and hes never steered me wrong

>> No.17510925

>>17510908
I would be her man-thing

>>17510914
I would make a spawning trip visit with her as well

>> No.17510933

>>17510914
Nobody worth anything is with the lizards

>> No.17510936

>>17510914
is her underbelly nice and soft compared to her scales?

>> No.17510937

>>17510933
Nobody with self respect is with the rats.

>> No.17510939

>>17510937
This is true on both accounts for [ Him ]

>> No.17510944

>>17510936
Yes

>> No.17510947

>>17510944
makes her a perfect top then

>> No.17510951

>>17510897
I want her to cokecoco me up.

>> No.17510952
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17510952

>>17510914
Real Lizard hours?

>> No.17510967

>>17510921
Would you still be saying that when you wake up tied to pole in an underground village surrounded by dozens of naked Elves?
Would you still be saying that with the village chief jacking you off while the other Elves drool, whispering in your ear that your thick semen is all theirs now and that your purpose is to breed with them and please them?
Would you say that when the elves start crowding around you and the village elder tells you to scream nice and loud for them as the first one sticks your dick inside her?

>> No.17510970

>>17510967
penis still says yes, tho i'd be happier if they were a bit more sadistic

>> No.17510978

>>17510970
I mean, they are raping you until you knock them all up anon. They're not going to stop running a pussy train on you even if you beg them. I'd call that pretty sadistic.

>> No.17510982

_____ dragons are best dragons!

>> No.17510983

>>17510978
yeah but when i try to protest one of them needs to stick her foot in my mouth, or stuff my face in their underarms and make me lick, or drag me into the communal dining table and throw me on top of it and take turns drunkenly raping me in aggressive positions while the others drunkenly cheer on whoever is on point.

>> No.17510985

>>17510982
Tubby

>> No.17510989
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>>17510982
Undead

>> No.17510990

>>17510982
big tall red and muscley with huge fangs and an absolute dom (with a really soft belly)

>> No.17510993
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17510993

>>17510952
Yes

>> No.17510997

>>17510983
If you try and protest you'll be torn off the pole and thrown into the middle of all the girls so it can turn into a full blown reverse gangbang.
You'll get so much stimulation from all sides you might go mad.

>> No.17510999

>>17510989
Cute!
>>17510985
Cute!!

>> No.17511000

>>17510982
Nerdy and cuddly

>> No.17511001

>>17510982
Black

>> No.17511004

>>17510990
>Red Dragons
You now have my full attention.

>> No.17511008

>>17510982
Slightly genki and smug.

>> No.17511014

>>17510990
>>17510982
what about nerdy AND muscular, with big fangs and a love of cuddling?

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>>17510951
I just want to use her as a daki.

>> No.17511017

>>17510999
That she would be.
A tubby dragon is a fierce cuddler, especially when offerings of snacks have not been given.

>> No.17511027

>>17510982
OLD

>> No.17511028

>>17511016
looks like taiga

>> No.17511033

>>17511016
Time to get her cutie skin then. Wish I had her, she sounds so cute.

>> No.17511048

>>17510982
Cow

>> No.17511054

>>17511028
The Kamen Rider?

>> No.17511058

>>17511004
gotta love the big bad classic red. Will you be the foolhardy adventurer who falls victim to her, forever kept chained in her bed chamber to be forced to please the haughty beast whenever she commands and desires?

>> No.17511064

>>17511058
How soft is that middle?

>> No.17511073

>>17511064
softer than any mortal can imagine, and your pillow for when shes in a good mood

>> No.17511075

>>17511033
Same, her voice is fucking adorable.

>> No.17511079

>>17511073
Sounds pudgy

>> No.17511086

>>17511079
not quite tubby, and not a six pack either, just a nice layer of softness concealing a nice solid group of abdominal muscles

>> No.17511088

>>17510982
Slime, Chaos, and Undead

>> No.17511148

>>17510997
>tfw will never drown in a sea of soft elven flesh
Just end it senpai

>> No.17511165

>>17511148
This.

I want a bunch of spoiled, soft high elves to lounge with and be their boy toy.

>> No.17511175

>>17511165
Change lounged with to lounged on, i want my whole body to BE their furniture, boy toy part still good tho

>> No.17511181
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17511181

Elves are for stalking you through the woods until you succumb to the sex energy.

If she reveals herself and offers you a heart shaped fruit, it's already too late.

>> No.17511188
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17511188

>Implying Elves could ever compete with other monstergirls

>> No.17511189

>>17511181
I want to become helplessly addicted to elf flesh

>> No.17511194

>>17511188
I want her to trap my head in her thighs

>> No.17511196

>>17511188
Titania are basically Elves But Better, so yeah.

>> No.17511199

What if
Dragon Elf

>> No.17511205

>>17511199
100/10, would gladly be enslaved by

>> No.17511207

>>17511189
Careful what you wish for. After she ravishes you in the woods, she'll carry you to her village where you'll spend the rest of your life cuddlefucking. I hope you like prisoner fruit because you'll spend at least a week on nothing else while she makes sure that you get nice and addicted to her body.

>> No.17511211

>>17511207
You cant tell me to be careful then say by not being careful id get what i want!

>> No.17511213
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17511213

Thicc Elf time?

>> No.17511222

>>17511213
I want her to make my face her footstool

>> No.17511223

>>17511211
But surely you wouldn't want her to pull you close and give you a loving kiss one day while you watch your daughterus climb trees, and miss their targets while learning how to use a bow.

>> No.17511226
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>>17511222
Good idea.

>> No.17511229

>>17511223
What did i just say
>>17511226
Youre damn right it is

>> No.17511230

>>17511226
>Wiggle wiggle
>Wiggle wiggle
>"HUuuh? What are you looking at anon?"
Damn elves.

>> No.17511235

>>17511175
Would be nice.

Would part of tea time be one on your face, one on your dick, and two with your hands in them while they drink and chat?

>> No.17511239

>>17511235
Elven soles are like the fine wines of feet

>> No.17511241

>>17511199
Yeti Elf

>> No.17511245

>>17511241
The best for being cuddle raped.

>> No.17511247

>>17511230
>>17511226
>Elf on an adventure with anon is so desperate to get raped she flat out just sticks her ass in his face and won't move until he does something

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17511249

>wanting Elf feet instead of plump Elf booty and massive milky Elf tits that'd make a Holst fume with jealousy

>> No.17511255
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17511255

>>17511249
Quiet in the library, anon.

>> No.17511257

>>17511181
Wild Elves are for taming!

>> No.17511259

>>17511249
When did anyone say that, we were just having an appreciation for often overlooked parts of them, or are YOU implying you dont want to partake of all the elf?

>> No.17511262

>>17511257
Wild elfs are for being captured by and ridden by as if you were a wild mount they wished to tame

>> No.17511263

>>17511257
Nein. Wild elves are for teaching men to embrace their natural side!

>> No.17511267
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17511267

>> No.17511270

What would a Jinko do if one day she finds out her punching bag is missing and her husband says he trashed it and demands her to use him as her punching bag instead?

>> No.17511274

>>17511267
Words cannot express how i want to have her mount me and feel her soft warm slick wet body sliding up and down on mine

>> No.17511276

>>17511270
Quit repeatedly posting this tripe.

>> No.17511282

>>17511270
I don't know ask your Ochi or any of the other girls you repeatedly ask the same exact fuckin question about

>> No.17511284

I need my elves haughty. Like full himedere haughty. Like they view me as some primitive creature haughty.

>> No.17511287

>>17511270
Fuck off.

>> No.17511289

>>17511270
Rib shattering bear hug followed by a bodyslam right into the bed, followed by mating pressing you. And after working up a sweat making you meticulously lick of every bit of sweat from her abs, followed by a cowgirl to finish it off.

>> No.17511294

>>17511270
Take him to a yeti for group counseling.

>> No.17511317

>>17511284
Would be nice.
Would you prefer your himidere be soft and pudgy , muscled and athletic, or an hourglass stunner?

>> No.17511342

>>17507679
yes, but what's up with the bunny ears?

>> No.17511370
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17511370

3 delinquents for the price of 1!

>> No.17511380

>>17511370
Important question, do they all ahegao together?

>> No.17511381

>>17511370
Gonna rub that belly for three blushes.

>> No.17511388

>>17511370
>"Hmmf, anon again. Why is he always coming over? Not like we like him or anything..."
>"Are you kidding?! Anon's the best! I wanna kiss him all over! Gah, get in a sexy pose!"
>"(Kuu staring)"

>> No.17511400

>>17511270
She'd ask the flayers for a quick help.

>> No.17511451

>>17511380
Yep, even the smug one.
Though they may each wear a different expression when doing so.

>> No.17511479

Reminder that smug, himedere lolis are for impregnating.

>> No.17511481

>>17511370
What happens when you kiss one, do the rest get jealous?

>> No.17511488

>>17511481
I hope so. Extended makeout sessions to satisfy and get all three riled up sounds amazing. And just imagine the kind of head they could give if they all coordinated.

>> No.17511492

>>17511481
Absolutely.
Add a daughteru or two into the mix, and you've got one hell of an attention management challenge.

>> No.17511497
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17511497

>>17510377
Are you sure ALL smug himedere lolis?

>> No.17511505

>>17511497
Why does her top stick out so far? Are her nipples just that grotesquely big?

>> No.17511510

>>17511497
Yes.
All smug himedere lolis.

Like that one.
Especially that one

>> No.17511514

>>17511370
What happens each of them fall in love with a different guy?

>> No.17511518

>>17511510
Anon I really think you should reconsider

>> No.17511521

>>17511514
Assuming MGE standards, they'd all invariably fall for the same guy, connected as they are.

>> No.17511522

>>17511518
Nah, its worth it.
Even Cog would be getting it.

>> No.17511538
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17511538

All I want is to be woken up one day by a jabberwock, with a face as crazed as this one, turning my pelvis into dust as she has her way with me, claiming me as her hubby afterwards.

>> No.17511545

>>17511538
Beware the jabberwock, anon.
Jaws that bite!
Claws that catch!

>> No.17511560
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17511560

The strong should ravish the weak!

>> No.17511565

>>17511560
And the clever will Ravish the strong!

>> No.17511567

>>17511560
Should alps ravage boys then?
That one alp from kcs story was pretty alpha.

>> No.17511573

>>17511567
Absolutely. That's nature's way of saying that you fucked up your point distribution.

>> No.17511574

>>17511545
As long as her jaws bite playfully, then there's nothing to be worried about.

>> No.17511580

>>17511574
Just bring your vorpal blade, anon.
Goes snicker snack and leaves her 'dead'

>> No.17511581

>>17511567
>>17511573
Getting raped by an alp must be extremelly humiliating. How does one even manage to make that happen?

>> No.17511586

>>17511560
>No mg will ever look down on you with that face while you drown in bliss
Why can't I be him.

>> No.17511590

>>17511567
>alp
>"alp"ha
Alps are alphas or are alps FOR alphas?

>> No.17511592

>>17511581
It's part of the game.

Get one going till she jumps you

>> No.17511602

>>17511581
You tease her hard enough time until she snaps. Kinda like the Holstaur.

>> No.17511610

>>17511581
You end up being cute to a huge that will amazon you.

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17511612

>Altoiris, the commander of dragon knights.
Calm, stubborn, proud. Dere level 3/5
"The night is still young, I will show you what makes me a dragon commander~"
She was a dragon warrior even before the DL. She is kinda of tsundere, she was checking bureau to see how it's going and how her underlings behave but got appointed to (you) as a guide by mistake. She is kinda mad that you didn't recognize her as your guide and asked her "where is my dragon at" so she promises to fuck your brains out
All dragonia profiles are monsters working in dragonia travelling bureau as guides to (you). The whole bureau is obviously just a dating service for single dragons

Would you waifu her?

>> No.17511617

>>17511567
>From KC's story
Which Alp?

>> No.17511618

>>17511567
Alps will always be on the bottom of the sexual food chain!

>> No.17511620

>>17511612
>Altoiris
Is there a knights of the round thing going on here?

>> No.17511621

>>17511612
I don't know about marrying her, but she seems like he would make a great friend.

>> No.17511632

>>17511620
No because then she'd be called Altria

>> No.17511635

>>17511618
That's shotas.

>> No.17511638

>>17511621
She*
Now the dragon lady will be mad and I'll probably get some rape.

>> No.17511639

>>17511632
>Altria
This was a dumb translation choice. especially when Artoria was already established.

>> No.17511640

>>17511612
>Dere level 3/5
I am unfamiliar with dere levels. Is there a scale to compare this to?

>> No.17511650

>>17511618
>not shotas
>not something gentle like unicorns
If anything alps would be more aggresive because of them being males. Especially delinquents.

>> No.17511653

>>17511639
That it is.
That it is.

Centaur Arturia or Dragon Arturia, I would enjoy both

>> No.17511659

>>17511653
Pendragon is the namesake, after all.

>> No.17511660

>>17511497
>pubic heart tattoo

Standard equipment for peak lewdness.

>> No.17511663

>>17511659
That and in lore reasons tie the dragon in quite good.

Still was always struck by centaur fitting better.

That and actual medusa rider would be fine as well.

>> No.17511664

>>17511650
>implying unicorns don't turn into hyper aggressive rapists once they smell your virginity
There's a reason they always wear a wedding dress, anon.

>> No.17511680

>>17511664
That's just to demonstrate how overwhelmingly pure they are...right?
...right?

>> No.17511685

>>17511612
I would gladly be here property

>> No.17511688

>>17511664
How young would a unicorn go for virgins? Or would she just flat out order them from oni warlords?

>> No.17511691

>>17511612
>The whole bureau is obviously just a dating service for single dragons
Even across cultures, it seems monstergirl fans have similar ideas of how things go at service stations of various kinds.
Pizza delivery? Actually a dating service.
Maid center? Actually a dating service.
News station? Dating service.
Massage parlor? Dating service.

>> No.17511693

>>17511688
Never a short supply of virgin shotas from oni slavers to buy

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>>17511680
Anon. Every monster girl, no matter how pure, is still a MONSTER girl. if you suit their tastes, they will not hesitate to violate you. See this Whitehorn? At this very moment she is concocting ten different plans to get you inside her red hot doe cunt.

>> No.17511699

>>17511691
Is there anything that isn't a dating service?

>> No.17511700

>>17511691
>Massage parlor
I don't think anyone going into a monster massage parlor is intending to come out unscathed.

>> No.17511707

>>17511691
I wonder how long it takes before you get a real plumber. Or somebody who fixes the problem on the way out at least.

>> No.17511709

>>17511697
Or to give you clothed paizuri while cutely blushing and asking you if it feels good.

>> No.17511713

>>17511707
Make sure you call a place that has beaver girls. The sound of leaking water drives them nuts.

>> No.17511715

>>17511707
When you need shit to get done, hire a married monster or man. Harem girls need to make a living when its not their turn to play with their man!

>> No.17511720

>>17511697
White horns and unicorns are for blue ovary-ing!

>> No.17511721

>>17511699
Princess Titania's help desk!
She set it up herself! you pay five cents and she listens to all her problems while sitting you in her lap and giving you a big breast-overloaded squishy hug, and it seems to really help people feel better!

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>>17511709
I mean, that one just goes without saying. Take a guy out in the woods, offer him a chance to warm up, that's easy. It takes at least a little effort to get to actual sex, especially if she wants to make it seem like his idea.

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BIG. VIKING AMAZONS.

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>>17511691
>News station? Dating service.
News squirrel is gonna get a husband one day!

>> No.17511732

>>17511728
Do they have some sort of Adopt-A-Pet segment analogue where they just parade out various girls who are looking for a cute boy?

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>>17511697
That is not quite true.
Some monsters do everything in their power to get YOU to violate THEM.

>> No.17511740

>>17511721
Titanias are so innocent that they're lewd.

>> No.17511742

>>17511715
Or they can spend their time in the bar, drinking away and talking shit.

>> No.17511745

>tfw you will never bait barb for a drawing

>> No.17511748

>>17511715
I'd definitely enjoy having some monstergirl friends who are already married, just to have normal interactions with them.

>> No.17511750

>>17511724
Ugly art.

>> No.17511758

>>17511722
Yesss I've been looking for that one.
I'd do that with a whitehorn wife all the time.

>> No.17511759

>>17511745
>Managed to bait barb's and mono's art
It gives me a happy and warm feeling.

>> No.17511762

>>17511745
>>17511759
>Have baited 6 Latenight drawings/sequences in the last month alone
I'm an idea guy

>> No.17511763

>>17511697
>>17511737
>"Take your time, make all your plans.
Then tell me which plan puts my dick in your cunt."
>smug intensifies

>> No.17511764

>>17511732
Of course, along with sad music and sad looking MGs news squirrel will hop in too and try to get adopted

>> No.17511765

>>17511742
>>17511748

Would listening to harem girls bitch about their rivals be a viable pastime? What races would make the best obnoxious loudmouthed drunks that would eventually need to be dragged away by their husband after he comes by to check up on her?

I like to think most mice and bugs wouldn't be those kinda girls, while undead might be the worst offenders.

>> No.17511771

>>17511765
Snakes and lizards. Holy shit they would go nuts on their "friends" while drunk.

>> No.17511774

>>17511765
Barring a few exceptions I think the 'harem girls that aren't currently with their husband are angry jaded bitches' is a stupid meme
Mainly spawned from that one guy picking on that one anubisfag and then trying to force it as some le epic threadcanon
so Idk

>> No.17511778

>>17511748
>have a normal relationship with a married apophis
>the one time you go over her husband is a drooling husk of a man while she jerks him off under the table
>pretty sure she said something about her sister took liking to you before changing subjects
>husband looks past you to the window and keeps speaking in gibberish

>> No.17511782

>>17511771
I can see that, lamias in particular would probably be fucking horrible about it.

>>17511774
When was this a meme? I don't mean to be the guy to bring stretchy-meat wendigo tier shit up, but this meme is news to me.

>> No.17511784

>>17511774
>Mainly spawned from that one guy picking on that one anubisfag and then trying to force it as some le epic threadcanon
Wait what? When did this happen?

>> No.17511792

>>17511778
How did you guess I like being venomdrugged up by an Apophis and would literally love to be in that position with one?
It's in their nature, I'd be cool with it. I'd definitely try to slyly bring up the topic of her sister though to see if there's any, ah, availability.

>> No.17511800

Would monster girls have a "base" system for relationships? Or is every encounter a strikeout until it's a grand slam?

>> No.17511802

>>17511782
>>17511784
3-5 months ago or thereabouts

>> No.17511805

>>17511778
Fucking lucky man. I'd be jelly.

>> No.17511813

>>17511802
I've only seen it happen once or twice and it was just anon bullying the other one. Saying that it was forcing "le epic threadcanon" is pretty stupid.

>> No.17511818

>>17511813
It was retarded either way no matter how many times it was posted

>> No.17511820
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>hfw she doesn't know what a man is anymore.

>> No.17511822

>>17511759
The only thing I ever managed to bait Mono into doing was Lair of the Beholder on the SNES for the Gazer daki

>> No.17511824

>>17511820
Draculina's evil will never prevail!

>> No.17511830

>>17511560
Manticores are cute! CUTE!

>> No.17511834

>>17511724
>Norse MG Amazons
>Fuck that "let's wait until husbands come to us, letting the jungle weaken them for capture" shit
>Want strong husbands. Warriors. NOW.
>Cobble a canoe together out of a tree and some shields with broadswords for paddles
>Slap a dragon's head on the front and call it a warboat
>Go raiding order lands for knight and paladin husbands
>Pillage gold, burn forts, and conk a man on the head to bring home
>They bitch the whole way home about pagan heretics sure, but they change their tune soon enough
>Drown their throats with enough aphrodisiac mead to knock out a bear
>Grind hips until they become a corrupted lascivious mess
>After successful corruption of the husband train them in warfare and revelry until they're pretty much vikings too
>Go raiding with new husband, their form of furniture/clothes/miscellaneous shopping.
>Gotta decorate the baby's room somehow, right?

I would like to order one MG viking amazon please.

>> No.17511836

>>17511763
>Smug intensifies
>You get a shiver of fear
>Spend the next week in fear
>Every little move she makes, every gesture, you think is a part of her plan
>You're going crazy waiting for the eventual rape to come
>Finally can't take anymore
>You'll just have to make the first move before she can rape you
>Fly home after work, whisk her off her feet to the bedroom, stripping both of you as you go
>It's well into the evening before your body finally gives out
>Both of you are breathing heavily in each other's embrace, your dick still inside her, twitching from its final orgasm
>'Guess I ruined your plans for raping me, huh?'
>'What?'
'Your plans. to rape me? The ones you brought up last week... that you've been working up to... all week?'
>She can't help but laugh
>'Now when did I ever say I'd be raping you?'
>'Huh?'
>'All I said was that once I was done, I'd have you balls-deep inside me.'
>'But...'
>'I mean sure, I implied it, but that was it. That was my plan. Your dirty brain did the rest of the work for me, and I have to say, it was definitely worth it.'
>She tilts your head up to meet her gaze
>The look of pure smug satisfaction on her face is so strong, every Cheshire within ten miles gets a case of the willies

>> No.17511837

>>17511830
I want a hugely muscled manticore just so she can nap in my lap while I scratch her ears.

>> No.17511843

>>17511762
I hate you, your ideas are probably very bad.

>> No.17511848

>>17511818
I thought it was a bit funny, though I can see why people would dislike it.

>> No.17511867

>>17511820
Get that tumblr nosed shit out of here.

>> No.17511896

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be nice around Umi Oshos.

Never know when that turtles friends may come back for revenge.

>> No.17511897

>>17511867
>tumblr nosed
Seems like a standard anime nose, anon. Think you might be over-reacting?

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>>17511745
I'm glad I got it to happen once

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>>17511898
I just want Barb to draw Cerberus

>> No.17511907

>>17511898
I haven't gotten Barb to do any of my stuff but Latenight's done quite a bit of my random musings.

It's pretty nice.

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>>17511898
A barb drawing still eludes me. Racked up my share of Latenight stuff, but no barb. Gonna catch that slippery bastard one day.

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>>17511745
I have.

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>>17511909
There's only one LN image I got from him reading the thread that I will always treasure that isn't the monoeyes.

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>>17511917
Holy shit, my sides. Cheers anon, never seen that one before.

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>>17511909
>tfw snatched a Loen
>A lim no less
>And then he died

>> No.17511928

Reminder no hard they try human boy can beat the V

>> No.17511930

>>17511926
Oh yeah, I got that time stop wurm too from loen. Wanna trade?

>> No.17511931

>>17511930
>Trading my lim for anything
No way broseph

>> No.17511936

>>17511926
It got that werekitten in a sweater from Loen.

I love it.

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>>17511926
Totally forgot about him. Got this set of 'Don't bully the cow' stuff.

>> No.17511938

I'm sure that I've gotten a musing of mine drawn, but it was so long ago I've forgotten it. Where should I look for the most up to date collections of Loen, LN and Barb?

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>>17511926
Piggu.

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>>17511917
I can't remember how many images latenight based parts of my ramblings off of, but I know it was more than five. I'm surprised he even paid attention to some of the bullshit I would post in these threads.

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17511944

>>17511917
>LN
I wonder who this image was drawn for

>> No.17511946

>>17511944
That must be an Alps hat!

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17511952

>>17511943
He's like a cat. Capricious but secretly loving.

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>>17511943
I think he just has a thing for drawing various bar girls.

>> No.17511954

>>17511943
And here I thought I was a big dick motherfucker with 3.
Fuck you, anon.

>> No.17511959

>>17511926
>Got a Loen
>But it was based off of my old shitposts.
It's a nice picture, but it reminds me of times I would rather forget.

>> No.17511963

>>17511959
i got 3 that he did to troll me, sonofabitch

>> No.17511964

>>17511959
Embrace the shitposting, anon.

>> No.17511965

>>17511954
Hey, at least you have some. I wish he made more mousegirl doodles.

>> No.17511969

>>17511964
But anon, it was really bad.

>> No.17511971

>>17511965
Come up with some funny/cute/unusual stuff to do with a mouse then. Interesting ideas with girls can usually bait him out.

>> No.17511972

>>17511954
I probably have more than 15 LN's. It's fun when he starts drawing the entire discussion.

>> No.17511975

>>17511969
Imgur it if you're so scared. It really can't be that bad, though.

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>>17511954
If it makes you feel better, most of them were the combined efforts of various other anons. Like this one.

>> No.17511981

>>17511971
But Anon Im as creative as a misshapen brick

>> No.17511984

>>17511972
I've probably got about a half-dozen that I could say are directly attributed to me, and then about another 15 or so that I was at least involved in the conversation that spawned them.

>> No.17511987

>>17511975
Oh, it's really bad. Please no bullying.
http://i.imgur.com/eKmiFgw.jpg

>> No.17511995

>>17511987
>It's the Spike pit anon
I actually think that one's pretty cute. In a goofy, Charon pun kind of way.

>> No.17512000

>>17511995
The cutest part is the Wurm

>> No.17512006

>>17511943
>one thread everybody was posting about their ideal MG harems with detailed personalities for each member of their harem
>latenight drew one of my harem girls
It's a good feel

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>>17511980
Mantis a cute.
I want to embrace the Kuu and have her silently keep me from leaving for hours and hours and hours without a word.
I love her I love her I LOVE HER!

>> No.17512011

>>17511965
I just want some ryu, man.

>> No.17512018

>>17512009
I want to go swimming with her, with her sahuagin friend.

>> No.17512020

>>17512009
>Laying with a mantis girl who claimed you for hours
>Nothing but her just holding you lightly, saying nothing, staring upward
>Start to move to leave because you think she's bored of you
>Her grip hardens on you, keeping you from leaving
>Still no words, but you can just barely feel her muscles relax a bit when you snuggle in closer

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>>17512020
Cute. Mantis deserve love & headpats.

>> No.17512037

>>17512009
Be wary, anon. Kuudere girls are natural party animals.

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>>17512027
I want her to make that exact face when I headpat her every day, every hour.
Maybe it will even get a hug out of her for me.
They're just so cute.
>>17512037
Of a kind. Though their friends must think they think the party is boring, even though they are enjoying themselves.

>> No.17512065

>>17512027
Jesus christ that is a cute girl.
You guys give litches too much credit. Kuubug is best kuu

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>>17512065
Liches are cute kuuderes with fantastic fashion sense.

>> No.17512070

>>17512043
>It's a Kuu Girls Party
>Who could ask for more?
>See the cute girls party
>Check your expressions at the door

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>>17512065
Lich gets more love because of science and her banging rack, but Mantis is the classic kuu. Both are good girls, tho.

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>>17512078
there are a lot of underrated kuu types.

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>>17512069
>>17512078
Not so fast, INTfags
DEX lends itself so much better to Kuu
Nah but they're both cute.

>> No.17512093

>>17512088
>Arguing DEX vs INT
But what if I levelled both?

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>>17512093
>>17512088
Inferior.
Meatbags.

>> No.17512100

>>17512087
>Mantis, Flow Kelp, Lich, Automaton all vying for Anon's love

>> No.17512107

>>17512097
>arguing against Dex and Int players
>Posts magically powered robot that fights with guns
Kind of a self-defeating argument there, isn't it? Besides, Str builds are just easy mode for babbies that just want to hide behind greatshields or abuse the Hornet Ring.

>> No.17512110

>>17512107
Its just a joke bud I dont get into autistic debates about how people play their castlevania knockoffs

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17512113

Oh fuck, you've been spotted by Harpy Kingdom scouts, what do you do anon!?

>> No.17512121

>>17512097
I totally would an Automaton with HK-47's vocabulator.

>> No.17512122

>>17512113
Say hello and move on.

>> No.17512127

>>17512113
Offer a sack of birdseed and run like hell.

>> No.17512128

>>17512113
someone please draw her as an actual harpy

>> No.17512137

>>17512097
>>17512121
>wake up in the morning to your Automaton waifu cooking breakfast
>"[Cheerful Greeting]: Hello Master! I hope you slept well last night! I watched over you all night so that any worthless meatbags would think twice about waking up my master!"
It works better if she's wearing a maid outfit.

>> No.17512138

>Superior lizard
>You can go and waifu a Dragon warrior just by taking a tour (as there are many of Altoiris's underlings working there)
>You can even waifu the commanders of said warriors just by taking the tour

Well, Dragonia just made Lizard Girls irrelevant. Superior perks, none of the disadvantadges.

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>>17512138
Weakling detected.

>> No.17512157

>>17512138
Except for the part where it's not canon.

>> No.17512159

>>17512149
>Duel wielding
Gonna make fun of her.

>> No.17512164

>>17512113
Stare back. Then backhand the two they think I don't know are flanking me.

>> No.17512166

>>17512137
Do you think Automatons get lonely at night? Robots don't need food or sleep, and she probably can't clean herself with a conventional bath or shower. If that's the case, she spends the overwhelming majority of her time either alone or with a husband that she can't really share experiences with.

>> No.17512173

>>17512113
That scout has some thick thighs.

>> No.17512174

>>17512157
Valid an option as any. Don't care who creates paradise, I just want to live there.

>> No.17512177

>>17512166
She doesn't need to sleep to be able to share sleeping with her husband. As a robot, being in "sleep" mode for periods of time is normal.

>> No.17512196
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17512196

guys, guys

what do I do with this crying spider

help

>> No.17512199

>>17512159
>dex build
Get her away from me and get me a strength build monster girl here. Or a faith one.

>> No.17512206

>>17512196
Send it back to China where it came from.

>> No.17512213
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>>17512206

>raughs in cantonese

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>>17512196

>> No.17512271

>>17512213
I think you mean
>Wheezes and collapses into a sinkhole due to untreated mesothelioma

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