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17487030 No.17487030 [Reply] [Original]

What's your impossible wish, anon? Mine is to become Yuuka, wear comfy pajamas and just sleep all day all night

>> No.17487035

Mine is for Yuuka to come back

>> No.17487038

>>17487030
To get all of /jp/ to Gensokyo.

>> No.17487077

>>17487035
Don't be so pessimistic
>>17487038
>this
I wish I can just transport into gensokyo, meet one of the powerhouse youkais, get my head cut off and forever rest in peace for all eternity or if I am to be reincarnated, I just want to be born as Yuuka

>> No.17487171

>>17487038
What if everyone who regularly browsed /jp/ was spirited away to Gensokyo, all at the same time?

>> No.17487174
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>>17487030
My impossible wish is to make Marisa my wife.
I'm going to make the impossible possible!

>> No.17487188

For ZUN to remember Mima exists and bring her back for the next game.

>> No.17487904
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>>17487030
I don't want you as my wife, anon. I'm pretty sure you're nothing like her as you are.
Mine is, of course, to marry Yuukarin in reality and lead a cheerful old-style (e.g., early XX century) life with her till... till I become a youkai due to my old age. I don't want to hurt her by dying while she has to live all alone again.

>> No.17487968

Become JAV actress.

>> No.17487971

used pantyhose

>> No.17488887
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17488887

To find happiness and contentment.

>> No.17492218
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>>17487904
Neither do I want to become your wife anon, if I do become Yuuka. Yuuka wouldn't want to deal with the hassle of family life, instead opt to sleep all the time. Only when a miko with balls decide to disturb her, would she wake up.

>> No.17492262
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17492262

I want to find a way to make Yukari's power real and harness it.
Honestly I just hate commuting.

>> No.17497984

>>17488887
Do you have any idea how to find those?

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>>17487030
I want to marry Okuu!
and >>17487077

>> No.17498016
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17498016

>>17487030
I want to marry Okuu!
and >>17487038

>> No.17498186

>>17487968

If you were JAV actress how much would you owe the Yakuza in debt?

>> No.17499027

>>17487174
This is just sad dude.

>> No.17499135

>>17487030
>>17487904
>>17492218
>>17487038
My first act would be mail to a letter Yuuka and write "糞香はあなたの名前ですか？"

>> No.17499376

you'll never be one of the top western players talking on kusoplay and posting your scores on royalflare
you'll never own all the touhou plushies
you'll never go to comiket and buy all the touhou pornography straight from fucking japan and KNOW it because you know japanese, maybe translate it for the stupid plebs by charging them commissions and making money
you'll never start a doujin music circle and get nana and 3L on your remixes
you'll never fuck a touhou cosplayer
you'll never be able to get past sakuya on normal in eosd
you will never be with your waifu sakuya
you will never meet ZUN
you will never edge to touhou porn on exhentai for 12 hours with your onahole, before blowing a massive load of cum all over yourself
you will never find an injectable or snortable form of 2hus
you will never live in gensokyo

>> No.17499379

My impossible wish is to avoid going to H-E-L-L.

>> No.17499395
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>>17487030
I want to be Sakuya, and live a nice, fulfilled life in service to Remilia.

>> No.17499398

Fuck Wriggle and Tewi

>> No.17499403

>>17499135
Rude!

>> No.17499535
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>>17499135
Isn't it easier to simply go to a roof of a tall building and jump off?

>> No.17500348
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17500348

>>17498016
Thats a wonderful wish anon. I share the same wish.

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>>17499395
I want to become The Remimiry's favorite bloomers!

>> No.17500427
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17500427

I'm so fucking euphoric right now. I wish I could be with any Touhou for at least a minute to do THAT.

>> No.17500608

I want to sing the Daytona USA soundtrack with Takenobu Mitsuyoshi.

>> No.17500722
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17500722

I want to get gently tickled by Yukari. I'd also like her to cuddle me and pat my head.

>> No.17500735

>>17487030
I wish to be a little girl, around the age of 8. Hourai Immortality. Super strength.

>> No.17500745

>>17500735
Heck, just make me Mokou.

>> No.17500869

>>17499135
How does it feel to know you will be hunted by Yuuka for the rest of your life?
Also, the fact that you most likely got someone killed in the process?

>> No.17500975
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17500975

I wish to one day read a Sekistory.

>> No.17500983
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17500983

>>17487077
>ywn get transported to gensokyo, get killed and forever live together with Yuyuko in the netherworld

>> No.17501358
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17501358

My wish is to find someone that loves me. I haven't had any luck with that in the real world no matter how close i get to someone and how much they say I mean to them, no one has ever fully accepted my love. my heart can't take it anymore, so i'm giving up.

But I know once I get to Gensokyo, I will live a more fulfilling life, and I will find love. If not, at least I get to explore it freely when I become a Tengu. Either a foolish one, or a wise one, I will be a prideful Tengu.

>> No.17501393
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>>17499395
>>17500397
犬

>> No.17502713

>>17500983
>get killed
Do you need to be killed?

>> No.17503008

>>17487030
For giant robots to be real and effective, but not have them destroy the word or have to be used to fight BETA or anything horrific like that.

>> No.17503022

>>17487038
>>17487171
DMT will do it for us, so all we can do is to wait for it and die rightly (idk actually if it matters).

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>>17501393
Is this supposed to make me feel bad about what I want or something? I'd gladly become a dog or anything else if it were for Remilia.

>> No.17503833

>>17487030
Mine is to become Reimu.

>> No.17504365

>>17487030
My wish is to become omnipotent and make my own Gensokyo, with danmaku and Touhous.

>> No.17504536

>>17504365
No beer and burgers ? ?

>> No.17504573
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17504573

>>17487030
I want to impregnate Hecatia raise a child with her to instill jealousy and further mourning in Junko.

>> No.17507398
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17507398

To immediately fall dead and be at peace forever.

>> No.17512155

>>17504536
Omnipotent anon.

>> No.17518670

I have a dream... I want it to become true... But I won't tell you what it is.

>> No.17518864

>>17518670
My dream is that this anon's dream doesn't come true.

>> No.17519045
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17519045

I want to become Maribel.

>> No.17528491

My dream is for all /jp/ users to die and burn in Hell

>> No.17534107

>>17528491
Same.

>> No.17534149

>>17528491
Would it even matter where we go?

>> No.17534154 [DELETED] 

>>17518864
Anon's dream is for Anon's dream to come true, but Anon wishes Anon's dream doesn't come true and Anon's wish comes true that Anon's wish doesn't come true.

>> No.17534177

>>17518864
Anon's dream is for Anon's dream to come true, but Anon wishes Anon's dream doesn't come true and Anon's wish comes true that Anon's dream of Anon's dream doesn't come true and Anon's wish doesn't come true, but it has to so Anon's dream doesn't come true but in turn, Anon's wish can't come true, but Anon's wish might come true if Anon's dream doesn't come true.
Anon realizes this is an infinate loot and will never end.

/autism

>> No.17534318
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17534318

I want to be Sanae and make everyone happy with my mouth!

>> No.17534855

>>17534318
How???

>> No.17534896

>>17534855
I dunno.
Food Taste testing maybe?
I mean, there are a lot of girls in Gensokyo, but I wouldn't bet on every single one of them being able to cook at Gordon Ramsey levels of skill.

Now that i think of it- Fairies must be a nightmare with cooking.

>> No.17538260

>>17507398
This, but I'd rather just fall into a lucid coma and never wake up desu.

>> No.17538322
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17538322

>>17504573
I want to become Junko and kick your ass.

>> No.17538351

>>17504573
If you impergnate one Hecatia, do you impregnate all of them or would you have to do them one by one?

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17538441

I want to become an egg and be lovingly brooded by Okuu until I hatch and become her incestuous lover!

>> No.17538988

>>17538351
One by one.

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>>17487030
>impossible wish
Become the autistic poltergeist and have my own pinhead adventures with the other rejects.

>> No.17544058

>>17487030
Mine is to become Yuuka, go to Makai and commit genocide. Then returning there again to make the only survivor a little girl, whose adoptive mother I murdered in front of her, cry.

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>>17500975
Become the Banki and have your own story.

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