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Is this how Touhous reproduce?

>> No.1748097

yes

>> No.1748159

lol

>> No.1748170

Raymoo ;_;

>> No.1748175

I bet Cirno was good, but Reimu was actually the one who was bad. Reimu does lazy ass sex, that would be no fun at all.

>> No.1748183

>>1748175
I suspect that might change if you payher enough ;)

>> No.1748207

>>1748175
Considering they're girls, they're probably both bad. Sex doesn't work when both parts expects the other one to do all the work, as is the case with girls, so they probably just laid there on top of each other like corpses for 20 minutes before Cirno lighted up a cigarette.

>> No.1748216

Who is the richest in Gensokyo? Remilia? Kaguya? Kourin?

>> No.1748226

>>1748183
The question is HOW MUCH is the ideal amount? We've seen that it just gets more bizarre the higher you go, but how much below that is acceptably odd and motivated?

>> No.1748236
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>> No.1748229

Having sex with Cirno results in lesbian bed death(Cuz she's so cold, get it?) unless you're a spiritual being like Youmu or Yuyuko, I guess ``

>> No.1748244

>>1748207
...

>> No.1748249

>>1748216
Akyu.

>> No.1748258
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>>1748207
It sounds to me like you just haven't had a good experience. A good woman works just as hard as a good man.

>> No.1748267

>>1748236
>Anonymous of UC Berkeley !H5QuKTly02
Go give Albert Wang a brofist to the face, will you? For great justice.

>> No.1748266
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1748266

Is this how Strike Witches reproduce?

>> No.1748277

>>1748267

give him a dick to the face and say "oh man you just got wang'd"

>> No.1748280
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>>1748216

Probably Kaguya.

She's a princess with 5 legendary priceless artifacts, you know. Six if the Hourai Branch and the Hourai Jewel aren't the same thing.
10/11 if the name change from Easy/Normal to Hard/Lunatic are actually different things, as well.

Buddha's Stone Bowl related

>> No.1748288

>>1748280
Imagine what she could spend on Reimu!

>> No.1748293
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>>1748216
Chen.

>> No.1748296

>>1748280

>Six if the Hourai Branch and the Hourai Jewel aren't the same thing.

Description of "Impossible Request "Hourai Barrage -Rainbow Danmaku-"" - "One of the impossible requests Kaguya presented...? Rumor says there's a mountain called Hourai in the East, and there's a tree that grows danmaku there. Hourai is way to go, Shmupers!"
It's the Hourai Branch.

>> No.1748319

What if Kaguya gave Reimu 100,000 yen?

>> No.1748318

>>1748280
The five treasures are:

Buddha's stone bowl
A jeweled branch from the mountain of Hourai
Robe of the Fire Rat
The five-colored jewel from a dragon's head
A cowrie shell laid by a swallow

The Elixir of Immortality would probably be considered number six, and that's not even featured in the same legend.

>> No.1748338

bump

>> No.1748353

>>1748319

She would suck Kaguya's dick.
Eirin's shady new drug etc.

>> No.1748358

>>1748319
sex.

>> No.1748364
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>>1748319
Something like this, I'd imagine.

>> No.1748368

Need doujin of that

>> No.1748381

Touhous reproduce externally, like certain marine animals.

One produces a shower of egg bullets, and the other produces a shower of sperm bullets, and if a male and female bullet collide they become a fertilized egg which will eventually hatch into a touhou!

>> No.1748401
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1748401

>>1748381

>> No.1748408

>>1748079
Dear drawfag,

please make a doujin of the op's image.

>> No.1748418

>>1748408
But OP picture is from a doujin....

>> No.1748415

>>1748408
I cannot comprehend the meaning of your post.

>> No.1748455

>>1748418
Does it have pron in it? Name please?

>> No.1748529

>>1748455
Sorry, can't remember the name or find it. I think I got it from Voile though. You can try searching yourself.

>> No.1748561

>>1748353


Eirin has a cure for everything. I'm sure that any unfortunate human who found themselves in Gensokyo would only need to try some of her pills and then they'd become a Touhou.

>> No.1748582

>>1748401
Artist? I like the style, a lot.

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