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>>1738430I think not!
Oh my, it appears the Boundary is weak here... I better fix it.
wrong background color
>>1738449I come to /jp/ to check it out and I'm bombarded by god knows what!
>>1738449Eh, screw it, I'm gonna get a massage.Mmm... yeah...
>>1738457Deep tissue massage AND complimentary urine therapy?! They sure know how to treat one right over there...
>>1738470Do they polish armor as well?
>>1738465If you wish to traverse /jp/, you must answer me these questions th-... look, just answer or I burn you to death.1. Who the hell are you?2. You ARE flammable, to any extend, right?3. Barring that, how fast can you dodge?
>>17384751. Berzerker.2. Only if you can use magic.3. Fast if you count my F-14.
>>1738474If I know what you mean, then yes. Very yes. And...>The poop in the armor was traditionally cleaned out with a mix of vinegar, sand, and pee
>>1738483Hey now, I only need my armor polished. I can clean my own shit thank you vary much.
>>1738475I'll take some yakitori on the go
1. Who are you?2. What is your quest?3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>17384921. Berzerker.2. My quest is to win the Holy Grail.3. Who the hell cares?
>>17384801. Don't we already have a Berserker?2. The fire IS Magic, so yeah. So would the bullets be, regarding the dodging question.3. F-14s have fuel tanks, and fuel is quite flammable. Likewise, metal melts at the temperatures of my fires. Won't help you.I still can't decide whether you burn or not.
New question: Are you human?
>>1738501You already have a Berzerker? Well I'll just kill him and resume his place. And my F-14 isn't any F-14...It is infused with the power of......The song "Highway to the dangerzone."! If it is played, may god have mercy.
>>1738514Then you die.But, if you're anything "inhuman" like me... you won't stay dead for long, no?
I didn't expect this.
>>1738517REVISION!Are you any form of Mortal?
>>1738517Go ahead and find out........Hmm....I don't see any nearby phone poles.....
>>1738523Maybe....Maybe not, I'm tired of answering questions.
>>1738529THEN YOU CAN DIE!
This just in: I do not yet have the capabilities to exterminate through the internet.
>>1738535Maybe he says.Clearly he exists in a state of quantum mortality!He is both alive and dead at the same time!
>>1738544Oh you son of a bitch! You had to let the secret out huh?!
>>1738544Well that's just silly!I'm fairly certain I can kill Youmu!
>>1738544>>1738546Well that's just silly! I'm fairly certain I can kill Youmu!
>>1738557Lost me tripcode!
>>1738557>fairly certainSo that's a maybe.
>>1738560It's not like people line up to get in the line of fire.And it's not like I've killed her before, so I don't know how a Half-Ghost responds to spiritual flame.But then, I don't kill humans or partial-humans.... Excluding that disgusting wretch of a princess.
>>1738569Sounds like nobody likes you at all, must be sad living a pathetic life.
>>1738569Of course, we don't count ourselves as "human" anymore.
>>1738572I cut myself off from mortals long ago.They hate me because I'm the very definition of unchanging, and I don't like being speared.The only one I speak to regularly is Keine, and she's only half-human.And I "talk" to that miserable little pile of pseudo-royalty, if my "talk" you mean "open fire".
>>1738569Berserker! First you cheat on me with my wife, and now you're dating this girl!? I cannot forgive you any more!
>>1738572Back to /a/ with you. I won't have you RPing in my /jp/ as well.
>>1738512DID ANYBODY REALIZE THAT HE JUST TOTALLY DISSED HERAKLES UP IN THIS BITCH
>>1738581>>1738582>>1738583SUDDENLY, FATE/STAY NIGHT!
>>1738579.........So a shitty life.>>1738581My Ki- Queen!>>1738582King of Zeroes! I knew if I brought shit to your turf you'd show up sooner or later!>>1738583You need to check your eye out.
>>1738582>>1738591The two of you...Shall feel my vengeance!!!
Did you get banned from /a/ or something?
>>1738591>So a shitty life.Well, it's not really a "life". It's beyond a life; I'm not human, I'm beyond it.I'm an entity; a phenomena, a force of nature.I can't die and I never will. I can always make new friends, so long as the human race is about.
>>1738599They flamed them out of the place because they were visual novel characters...;_;
>>1738591Just go back to /a/.
>>1738598Not so fast! Allow me to hop into my F-14!>>1738603They'll all die eventually.>>1738599I didn't feel like looking at idiots, so I came to /jp/.
>>1738591HERAKLES DON'T TALK NATCH
Shit! I don't think I can handle Berzerker, Saber, AND Archer at the same time.......Time to call for my master! TAKUMI! TAKUMI!
>>1738621Dodging is easy if you're me!
>>1738623Ser Launcelot, you appear to be in a pinch. I would retreat if I were you...
>>1738614>They'll all die eventually.Yeah, I know.Thankfully I have that "royal wretch" to keep me company.I'm just like she is, but I hate her to death.If I could, that is.But I'll kill her someday. If such a thing as Immortals can exist, there must be some way to kill them. I WILL kill her, and then myself.
>>1738639Oh god dammit Berzerker! What did you bring me to this time?
Aw other people are here and I'm not important anymore.I'm so sad I could cry FLAMING TEARS OF BURNING DEATH I WILL KILL YOU ALL SERVANTS ARE NOT HUMAN >>BURN!<<
>>1738642>>1738626Now whatever could be going on here now?
>>1738644HOLY SHIT! I'M HUMAN! I'M HUMAN!
>>1738648Hanyuu?....You browse /jp/?....
Okay. One last warning. Go back to /a/, and take Takumi with you.Also, learn to spell Berserker you halfwit.
>>1738651Then you DON'T burn.I recommend you go away while THEY burn.Doesn't matter how powerful they are...I!Can't!DIE!
>>1738626Impossible! The Sword of Promised Victory was defeated!?
>>1738654Well, I'm originally from a VN, aren't I?
>>1738656I can spell Berzerker however I want! I'm just that crazy!.....And I can't let down how you insulted my Guinevere!
>>1738656Why can't they stay here? They're not welcome in /a/
>>1738655Thanks, anon, I've been looking for that
>>1738666I can survive it.
>>1738660Oh, I guess you're right.>>1738657Be careful, my servant is out there just being himself.>>1738663Does that mean I'm welcome here?
>>1738669>>1738666>>1738661And that's not all! Complimentary Enuma Elish for taking part.
>>1738660I'm afraid you're a tad outmatched by the OTHER Waki Miko, Reimu. She has moire fans on here than you do...not counting the people who enjoyed that picture of you with that glass cup.
>>1738671lol, getting-in-the-way technique.
>>1738669You've forgotten?!...I'll refresh your memory! I cannot die!
Meanwhile, the EX-CALIBUR lives on...
>>1738677>>1738674>>1738669>>1738666>>1738661Okay. Now, go back to /a/, mongrels.
Hm...Where should I go next? I got kicked out of the church, /a/ rejected me...Maybe this place'll accept my GARness?
>>1738683No thanks, we'll stay here thank you very much!
>>1738683What, that was nothing.
>>1738682Speaking of that, Saber, how about next time the both of us beamspam him together? It'd be romantic, you know.
Have fun with the Chaos;HEAD and co. RPers from /a/, /jp/.Just think, if it weren't for that Touhou anime they might not be here...
>>1738683I'd think you'd belong in /a/ as much as the rest of them.
>>1738691What are you talking about? I'll still go to /a/, cannot stop my reign of terror there.
>>1738685>>1738674>>1738615>>1738581Oh wow...There's so many of you here...Maybe I'll just leave. You're just goin' ta cramp mah style, bitches!
WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE??
reported for roleplayingchrist, /jp/ sucks tonight
>>1738693Only did that to send him back to /a/. I normally don't post like this!
>>1738701You're too hot to touch, Mokou.
>>1738703Kinda ironic since /a/ was pretty tolerable around 2AM.
>>1738711Hah...Sword of Promised Victory my ass!
>>1738704Nobody talks to me! Keine only feeds me out of pity!THAT WHORE KAGUYA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL INTERACT WITH ME AT ALL!Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!I can't even kill myself! It's not fair!>>1738710NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYes...
>>1738706Sure you don't King of Zeroes! I belong to /jp/ more then I do /a/!
>>1738719>>1738719I think you should try taking it easy
this kind of threads really suck.
>>1738719........I'd offer words of comfort buuuutt.....Seems like you already have someone.
>>1738724... Aren't vampires weak to fire?
>>1738725They don't really suck until Alice gets inside, and then it steadily rolls downhill from there.
... and that's why Shirou doesn't have a computer in his house.
FUCK YEAH I'M GETTIN' LUCKY TONAITE!
woot~ just passing by before 404.
>>1738722I bet your dump stat was INT wasn't it?Well, before becoming a Berserker that is.
Sexy times Mokou.Mokou.Sexy times.
>>1738741I'll kill you! You hear me?! I'll strangle you!
>>1738731>>1738731Ah, my little phoenix, the kiss of fire harms me not. I am made of slightly stronger stuff than the walking dead you might be so familiar with...Do I take this to mean that you wish to let your flames lick over my body? Be quick about answering, the hour grows late and I am sleepy. My bed beckons.
>>1738748Somebody other than Kaguya offering sex?That's better than every other option!Granted a thousand times over.Vampires don't have a limit to their lifespan, right?....... How long will you stay with meeeeee?Oh no, Image reply limit, image reply limit~
>>1738754>>1738754New thread inbound, if you'd like. That would fix our distressing little problem about the image reply limit.
>>1738742My God, I haven't seen this in years. Do you have any of the others?
>>1738746Dumb as a rock and easy to anger to boot. Too easy, go away.>>1738748This post is the best post in this thread. King of Heroes' Seal of Approval.Also, image limit cap is for mongrels.
>>1738761Well I suppose I'm not a Mongrel.
Hey.Can't black knight berserker wield another servant as a noble phantasm?Does that make the other servant stronger or weaker?
image cap, you say?
>>1738766>>1738767Now stop that.
>>1738767Oh, a penis worm.I can use that as my noble phantasm.
Sage for /rp/ thread. Go to gaia if you want to do this
innocent. I am innocent. You have the wrong family head.
Deleting posts is like cheating.So you're lying mongrels to boot.
>>1738781You learn to get by when you can't die.
This image cap is delusional.
Well, off I go to bed. Good night to all. Those of you wishing to talk to me at length know where I lurk.
At least you're keeping it to one thread and not starting another.I don't feel like messing around with you anymore so I'm going to bed.Good night.
>>1738811I have to keep it to one thread, /jp/ is not my turf after all.
I can't die so I'll be here forever!
>>1738821Yeah well I'm an insomniac who has no life, and today if my birthday so I'll be here too!
So... do you come here often? *ahem*
>>1738829Not really, I just popped in because I could.
>>1738829I've always been here.No really.
Ahh good man.
Wait........Why are we still in the same thread?
>>1738843be....cause we can?
>>1738850Wouldn't it be more profitable to just start a new thread?...........
>>1738853maybe...? But I'm gonna be sleeping soon as well.
>>1738856.......Sleep, ew....Well seems like I'm going to be alone soon.
>>1738860I'm still here, I'm still heeeeere!
>>1738860Yeah. Like now soon, good night.
>>1738863Well start a thread then, I'm too lazy to keep deleting myself over and over again.>>1738864Good night then.