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A monster girl's thread.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17375533

I want to pet my Kobolds!

>> No.17375537

Wishing anon's a good time in this thread, stay happy and think of waifus

>> No.17375539
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>>17375533
I want to pet my Oni family.

>> No.17375541
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17375541

Basilisks are olev

>> No.17375542 [DELETED] 
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>>17375533
I do too!

>> No.17375546 [DELETED] 

>>17375542
Are you fucking kidding my dude?

>> No.17375553 [DELETED] 

What a great start to a thread.

>> No.17375556 [DELETED] 

>>17375546
That's not KDF, if it wasn't obvious.
Given how they just replied to KDF.

>> No.17375558
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17375558

thred died too fast

https://pastebin.com/kuK9cYwv
Chapter 16 of All's Fair in Love and War.

>> No.17375559 [DELETED] 

>>17375542
You want to kill yourself? Highly suggest it.

>> No.17375562 [DELETED] 

>>17375556
Oh boy, it's the defence force.

>> No.17375564 [DELETED] 

>>17375556
No I know that, I'm just incredulous that this angry guy keeps posting that pic.

>> No.17375565 [DELETED] 

>>17375553
The start of these thread is always shit. It's just the same copy-paste garbage over and over. Not to mention the /ksg/-tier posting like >>17375537.

>> No.17375572 [DELETED] 

>>17375542
We get it. KDF makes you mad, but can you please fuck off already?

>> No.17375574 [DELETED] 

>>17375565
>The entirety of these threads are always shit
FTFY

>> No.17375577

So what would YOU do if you were a young lad and were being pursued by triplet Zombie Dragons your age and neither set of parents wanted to intervene? Keep in mind they're probably one of the most powerful species imaginable and also singlemindedly focused on getting lewd with their husband, which for all intents and purposes they're starting to think is (you).

>> No.17375578 [DELETED] 

>>17375572
I will not rest until this thread is rid of people who enjoy pegging.

>> No.17375580

>>17375558
No (you)s then, no (you)s now. Besides mine that is.

>> No.17375582 [DELETED] 

>>17375574
>The entirety of the monstergirl fad is shit
FTFY

>> No.17375588

>>17375580
Please do not bully

>> No.17375590

Ice Queen moms are too protective, I just want to leave her ice palace

>> No.17375591

>>17375577
I'd team up with my waifu to fight them back. I could also get a healer to help out.

>> No.17375592 [DELETED] 

>>17375582
>Everyone a shit but me
FTFY

>> No.17375593 [DELETED] 

>>17375578
Hope you can go the rest of your life without sleep, then.

>> No.17375595 [DELETED] 

>>17375582
Good thing I'm no bandwagoner then.

>> No.17375596 [DELETED] 

>>17375582
>The entirety of 4chan and the internet is shit.
FTFY Senpai-a-lam

>> No.17375600 [DELETED] 

>>17375592
>>17375596
>Everyone and everything is shit
FTFY

>> No.17375602
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What kind of fanfics teenage monstergirls would write?

>> No.17375605 [DELETED] 

>>17375600
Much better.

>> No.17375606 [DELETED] 

>>17375593
I don't sleep anyway.

>> No.17375607 [DELETED] 

>>17375578
I'm pretty sure way more people here like pegging but are silent about it, buddy boy.

>> No.17375610
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>>17375590
>Why would you want to leave? It's cold out there you know~

>> No.17375612 [DELETED] 

>>17375607
Well a certain someone isn't.

>> No.17375615

>>17375610
It colder in here

>> No.17375619

>>17375610
>no yandere, baby crazy, ice queen who won't let me leave the palace until I've given her a child for every year she was alone

>> No.17375620 [DELETED] 

>>17375612
But why draw attention to it?

>> No.17375622 [DELETED] 

>>17375602
What happens in it doesn't matter.
What does is the fact that it's all embarrassing and can be used to tease them.

>>17375607
>Muh silent majority
That takes me back.

>> No.17375624
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17375624

This is the ideal body type for a monster girl. All monster girls should strive for a body like this.

>> No.17375630

>>17375619
But she's been alone for almost 30 years!

>> No.17375631

>>17375624
F L A T

>> No.17375634

>>17375591
You can keep them at bay anon but you can never truly slay this ancient evil. They're getting a boy to drag back to their 'lair' (the living room of the tan house on 5th street) and nothing will stop them. You need to find a sacrificial boy to toss to them or they'll just keep coming back! Keep in mind you and presumably your waifu are still kids too and every adult you talk to thinks you're just playing so they won't help seriously. But you know for a fact those ZDs are about 11 years old, dropping viscous girlfluids and are ready to be made women, one way or another.

>> No.17375635

>>17375624
I can agree with the hips and ass but that bust is just sad.

>> No.17375636

>>17375624
That's not a shortstack Tanuki with EEE cup tits.

>> No.17375638

>>17375630
Better get started, then.

>> No.17375643

>>17375630
You better get to work then anon!

>> No.17375644

>>17375630
You should be happy she isn't one of those lonely people for almost 500+!
No one realizes how much energy one must have for such a thing, most who go out and do it anyway usually do not come out sane, or able to walk, or talk, or have any higher-level functions other than lay down and be raped until nursed back to health.

Usually they're in that state for quite some time.

>> No.17375647

>>17375636
Just imagine that girl making you her husband.
She'd probably call you into her office, tell you to lock the door behind you and then let you sit in her chair as she gives you an under-the-desk titfuck/blowjob.

>> No.17375650

>>17375635
Perflat is called perflat for a reason.
>>17375636
I can hear the rubbing hands from here.

>> No.17375652

>>17375634
Thanks for reminding me about my pocket shotas, they always come in handy.
I could even give each of them one.

>> No.17375659

>>17375652
But anon, YOURE a shota in this scenario. Useful as they may be at times like this, how can a shota carry around pocket shotas?

>> No.17375674

>>17375619
>Going out for groceries
>Ice Queen thought he's leaving her forever
>The entrance is now sealed off by several feet of solic ice

>> No.17375675

I was reading the Basilisk profile, and it mentioned if a mans spirit energy gets completely sucked out, they turn into an incubus or a monster. What does it mean by monster? Like an actual beast?

>> No.17375677

>>17375634
>getting chased by the ZD Cerberus sisters
>throw a friend back at them as he stares at you with a look of 'Why?'
>turn over your shoulder to see them pounce him like raptors, claws flashing, teeth tearing, shredding his clothes and smothering him in a feeding frenzy
>your last sight of him is him being dragged back towards their house, nails digging into the ground as he screams in terror, a trail of some sticky liquid following behind the girl's dragging him
>The next week
>sitting at the park bench having lunch laughing as your friend sits grumpily drinking a juice pouch, his three new girlfriends fawning on him as they guffaw simple mindedly

>> No.17375678

>>17375675
He goes into a coma for 9 nears and wakes up as a "demon" with a cool shrapnel horn.

>> No.17375681

>>17375675
If he's likely to become an Alp, he'd turn into one

>> No.17375684

>>17375624
Thanks mr skeletal
DFC+wide hips is a top tier bodytype, but it only really works on lolis and JCs.

>> No.17375688
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Look at those human women
It would be a shame if someone were to...corrupt them.

>> No.17375689

>>17375684
Tallflat masterrace.

>> No.17375692

>>17375688
Here's a list of names for starters...

>> No.17375697

>>17375675
There's a key critical point when a man has all his spirit energy removed from him quickly. If he harbors no gay thoughts, he ascends and production goes into mega overdrive, making him an incubus from that day forward. However if he has in his heart the desire to fuck dudes, he stops producing SE entirely and in that moment becomes a female monster, even if only the genetalia changes at very first- an Alp.

>> No.17375700

>>17375688
I want to beg a lilim so I can sniff her feet

>> No.17375703

>>17375697
Wait, is there any other change other than an overabundance of SE when a man becomes an incubus?

>> No.17375705

>>17375688
>>17375692
>roleplay
>...

Fuck off back to the Wiki

>> No.17375711

>>17375659
Because deep down I'm not a shot and it was just because I ate something weird from the ground.

>> No.17375713

>>17375688
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17375714
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Jinkos are cute

>> No.17375715

>>17375705
I don't see any playing.

I see people getting played, but that's about it

>> No.17375716

>>17375526

Someone wanted someone to do this so I'm gonna try to recount what my stupid ass can remember

Elf rape
The mystery of them reverse scale
Less's birthday, yay~
Jack the ripper: pedo bait and possibly a lich
Anon wants a dragon mistress
More elf rape
Succubi dating submits a survey, gets surprisingly few takers
Yuri and shitposting
Do tentacles count as feet?
Sort of newfag drawfag appears
A bunch of shit that got deleted
More fucking succubi
Convincing anon to accept the lilim love. And mutual mindfucking.
Boatsluts
Forgotten drawfag reunion
MORE LICHES
Weird ass fetishes
Which SCP waifu wud u fugg
Salamander triplets
Anon wants to fuck a tiger. Like, an actual tiger. Protracted legal debate ensues. And keeps going.
And going.
Blame /k/, they're country boys.
Squirrel fucking!
Wolfus with tits literally three times the size of their torso
Stalker mg is collecting your teeth
Anon hungers for livers
Zombie dragon rape orgy
Who is your waifu? How long have you been, uh, waifu'd(?)
Ran is cute

And some other stuff but I'll keep this short

>> No.17375721

>>17375703
An incubus is honestly just a term for a human who has been effected enough by monster's mana to produce high amounts of SE, yes. They may or may not experience some mental changes and may or may not get a larger package, but it's at it's core just 'a man who has accepted and gained a sex drive compatible with the monster(s) he loves'
You used to get some people who would shitpost that it's some identity death thing or that it's a form of monsterboy but they're usually just trolling or have no idea what they're talking about.

>> No.17375730

>>17375716
Thanks for reminding me of what happened in the last edition /mgg/ - monster girl general

>> No.17375731

>>17375652
>Become a wizard and shrink down an entire village's underage population
>Put them all in the many pockets of your mystical, yet comfortable wizard's robe (totally not a dressing gown with some runes and patches from your favourite anime sewn in)
>Whenever you're confronted by a lecherous whore monstergirl who seeks to defile either you or your beard, just throw the miniaturised children at her
>Due to her uncontrollable desire to fuck and corrupt vulnerable humans, she'll busy herself catching all the children, too busy molesting them to bother with you as you make your wizardly escape

The great thing about tiny children is that they also double as spell magnets. Think of how flares work with heat-seeking missiles. Targeted by a malicious spell? Throw out a few five-inch-high children and watch them get turned into platypuses or something.

>> No.17375732
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Sexually bullying a momster, but never giving them the dick no matter what

>> No.17375733

>>17375716
Thanks chief

>> No.17375736

>>17375716
This is pure cancer. Stop.

>> No.17375738

>>17375703
>>17375721
To that end, only the very magically experienced can determine if someone is an incubus and not a regular guy.

>> No.17375740

>>17375730
>>17375733
Hey, people used to like it. And literally a year ago people requested it make a comeback. Someone had to finally get around to it

>> No.17375741

>>17375731
Wizards. No sense of right or wrong.

>> No.17375743

>>17375740
I member those

>> No.17375748 [DELETED] 

>>17375716
The last person that did this also got told to fuck off.
Fuck off.

>> No.17375749

>>17375688
>No lillim that sells liquid dark matter as a "Health drink"
>"this will make your like easier, I swear"

>> No.17375750

>>17375731
>>17375741
How would MGs react to seeing two high level human male wizards having a magic duel in the middle of an open field?

>> No.17375751
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>>17375716
>Convincing anon to accept the lilim love. And mutual mindfucking.
Mission accomplished

>> No.17375754

>>17375732
You can't do that to a Flayer, she'll just make you hand it over.

>> No.17375755

>>17375751
Wheres the full picture to that?

>> No.17375756

>>17375743
I thought they were fun

>>17375748
When was that

>> No.17375758

>>17375750
Prepare to jump the loser and/or winner.

>> No.17375762

Speaking of flayers, would they stick their tentacles into your ears when you sleep just to see what kinds of dreams you're having?

Or is it just a Nightmare thing

>> No.17375766
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>>17375755
It's just Selene

>> No.17375769

>>17375750
Probably with fear. They all know the stories about wizard magic turning their kind into fruit-limbed, barbie-doll-anatomy wrecks. It could happen to them just by being in proximity to a dual like that.

>> No.17375778

>>17375762
Probably, the yandere ones make you dream of them. In all honesty I just want her to put a tentacle up my butt and milk my prostate while I sleep

>> No.17375779
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>>17375754
She underestimates my power!

>> No.17375785

>>17375750
>Kobold: H-hey! Wan waan, stop! Don't hurt each other!

>Oni: Pff! Magic, how pointless! But I love a good brawl- winner gets drinks on me!

>Automaton: Analisis mode engaged. Monitoring situation. Will intervene if lethality detected. Must not interfere otherwise per core service directive.

>Dark Mage: Ara, such vulgar skill~ but then I could take the winner as a familiar~

>Demon: Stop this at once! You humans would destroy yourselves if not for our interventions! I'm ensuring you never harm yourselves with such childishness again!

>Ratatoskyr: What a scoop! Roll camera, roll camera! This is great footage!

>> No.17375789

>>17375779
I think I need a brain condom.

>> No.17375792
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>>17375689
Pears should grow into hourglasses, assuming they don't stay permalolis.

>> No.17375794

>>17375779
Some Succumoms are probably really good at embarrassing their daughterus.

>> No.17375800

>>17375751
Hello again
It was really cute, felt good seeing like a strip of something genuine and shared in something that foreign

You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim

Would be a nice change from the FUCKFUCKFCKFUCKFUCK stories we typically get

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>>17375689
Tallflat a cutest.

>> No.17375815

>>17375800
>You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim

Vomit

>> No.17375822

>>17375800
>You should totally make a longer story about a sex obsessed lilim learning to love an Anon who something other than sex, as a partner, equal and person and the almost asexual anon learning to trust and appreciate the lilim
Well as much as it sounds interesting I'm still writing another lilim

>> No.17375824

>>17375766
I forget what her thing is

>> No.17375826

>>17375785
>You humans would destroy yourselves if not for our interventions!
This is why we should never tell them out history, they would automatically assume humanity is a bunch of insane suicidal's. Whats worse is that they're technically and actually right too.

>> No.17375829

>>17375824
She's basically a salamander that can corrupt

>> No.17375832

>>17375736
>>17375748
Not him but they used to be a thing for a while

>> No.17375833
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>>17375792
Tall
Flat
Master
Race

>> No.17375835

>>17375800
Why is anon always portrayed as a man with a noir fedora made of pure jade?
It's fucking comical.

>> No.17375840

>>17375785
>One wizard desperately charges up an instant kill lightening bolt
>Automaton's eyes flash red and she rockets off at blinding speed
>intercepts the bolt square in the chest
What happens?

>> No.17375842

>>17375802
Gay

>> No.17375844

>>17375832
Until they were asked to stop because it just got to be annoying.

>> No.17375846 [DELETED] 

>>17375716
>>17375756
>>17375800
Where the fuck do you people keep coming from, anyway? Your ESL typing style and lack of punctuation is obvious as fuck. Not to mention how completely unused to normal posting conventions you are.
You roll in from the Wiki?

>> No.17375850
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17375850

Let's see if anybody can identify the most attractive part of this image.

>> No.17375852

>>17375829
What?
That doesn't make sense.

>> No.17375859

>>17375832
There's probably a damn good reason why the first Recap Anon stopped.
Every attempt to pick up after them has always been awful and cringeworthy. Including this one.

>> No.17375860

>>17375850
Throatmouthpussy

>> No.17375861

>>17375852
That's Selene for you

>> No.17375862

>>17375826
>Demon learns of human history.
>The next day that one boy she seems to stare at a lot vanishes and she drops out of school.
>He's spending the rest of his life with her in the "fun room".

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>>17375792
grow up, you say?

>> No.17375871

>>17375864
>Big busty Baphomet with the same tightness as a Loli Baphomet.
Why do Loli Baphomets even exist anymore?

>> No.17375873

>>17375860
Nope.

>> No.17375876

>>17375862
>She went full yan
Well, it doesn't sound like the worst way to get married. Almost kinda pleasant actually.

>> No.17375878
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>>17375871
Big busty everything

>> No.17375879
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17375879

Are maids still olev?

>> No.17375880

>>17375861
So she corrupts women she defeats? Or does she just have a salamander mentality when it comes to finding a man?
I'm going to look up some of her stories.

>> No.17375882 [DELETED] 

>>17375802
>>17375833
>>>/y/

>> No.17375886

>>17375876
It's less "Yan" more "Severely Overprotective".
Anon can't get killed by those scary wars if he's tied to a comfy bed in a panic chamber with his cute new girlfriend sucking his dick.

>> No.17375888

>>17375822
Keep it in mind then. I'd like it. Other people probably thought it was cute too.

>>17375835
What are you talking about? I imagined him in this context as someone oafish and slightly insecure. Just a normal person.

>> No.17375891

>>17375878
Please stop posting creepshots of my daughteru, anon.

>> No.17375895 [DELETED] 

>>17375879
They're probably the worst long-running meme to taint these threads.

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17375896

>>17375882
>""""people"""" who are too pleb to appreciate a nice reverse trap

>> No.17375900

>>17375882
Don't respond to him, dumbass.

>> No.17375901

>>17375878
Not everybody likes slabs of meat.

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17375903

>>17375891
she's olev

>> No.17375905

>>17375862
I like it. I wouldn't mind being imprisoned by an overly clingy Yandere Demon.
Especially if she's a bit unhinged in making sure I'm extra comfortable and not going to hurt myself. Creepy laughter and all.
>"H-hehehe! See? S-see anon? Isn't my pussy riding you so much better than hurting yourself? Doesn't it feel so good? You're not going to hurt yourself, right anon?! Right?! Y-you need to just relax with some nice tender pussy! Oh I was going to go out and get more supplies but you need this, you need this so badly, I won't go anywhere now this week, let me just give you my pussy all week long, that'll keep you safe, right dearest?! Right?!"

>> No.17375908 [DELETED] 

>>17375895
Maids are great eat a dick

>> No.17375911
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>>17375901
And?

>> No.17375912

>>17375903
She's already got a childhood friend.

>> No.17375915

>>17375911
>that navelpussy on the elf
LEWD

>> No.17375917

>>17375886
Either way he has a nice life ahead of him, being a husband, making possibly hundreds of more demons who then will proceed to do the same as their mother, and the cycle will repeat foreeevvveeeeerrrrrrr.

Yan/Overprotective is integrated through Genes, If they're a yan their mother is probably one too.

>> No.17375919

>>17375751
>>17375800
>>17375822

Talk more about lilim/succubi love please
And what's the story about if you're busy?

>> No.17375920

>>17375794
>Some Succumoms are probably really good at embarrassing their daughterus.
But how? Succubi are all pretty shameless

>> No.17375924 [DELETED] 

>>17375908
Maids are shit, and probably the least relevant to monstergirls it's possible for a thing to be.
The retards who force them are the same people who've forgotten that this is the monstergirl thread, instead of just another extention of their /a/ waifu threads.

>> No.17375925

>>17375912
This makes me sad

>> No.17375931 [DELETED] 

>>17375924
Except Kikis and Shogs are servant species, so it's completely expected for them to be maids.

>> No.17375932 [DELETED] 

>>17375924
Be nice anon

>> No.17375934

>>17375911
Dear God
Mea culpa

>> No.17375935 [DELETED] 

>>17375924
Are you fucking retarded or just shitposting?
Because MGE has several species literally dedicated to the meido fetish

>> No.17375936
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>>17375920
Not always. There's a shy one like pic related or one that doesn't realize how hot her body is.

All of them want sex though

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>>17375919
>And what's the story about if you're busy?
>>17375558

>> No.17375943

>>17375905
>>17375917
This is hot
What other totally not psychotic creepyboner things would she do to/for him?

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>>17375934
It's not my fault,
It's in the chief god's plan
he made a boner so much stronger than a man

>> No.17375958 [DELETED] 

>>17375924
Grab a beer and chill out, I think the heat's getting to you.

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>>17375936
I'm sure that the succumom would do more than embarrass her daughteru then

>> No.17375973

>>17375950
Everything about this image is fucking perfect.

>> No.17375974

>>17375943
>Demon wants to cook her hubby breakfast from now on to keep him happy so he'll stop wanting to get hurt (he doesn't, she's just totally lost it)
>brings in a stovetop to cook for him without having to leave the room
>sets it up and smiles warmly
>suddenly she freezes up and starts breathing heavily
>eyes darting back and forth, pupils dilated
>it's a stovetop
>in The Room
>it can make fire
>fire that burns
>humans die if they're burned
>she starts hyperventilating and rips the stove she just set up out, tossing it out the door and slamming it shut
>turns back to her beloved, hair bedraggled, eyes crazy and wild, fingers clutching the sides of her face
>"Ahahahahaha! Close one hubby! Ahahahahaha! Who put that dangerous thing there? Don't want hubby getting burned! Ahahahahaha!"
>pounces on him, frothing, and starts riding him frantically

>> No.17375976

>>17375943
Cook for him, everyday. Make sure all his needs are met, making sure he gets his "exercise," always being near him and forcing him to sign a contract which dictates all of his actions will be mostly controlled by her and she is allowed to do whatever is necessary to 'protect' him and his weak fragile body.

Beware the overprotective ones, they usually don't let go, which can be good! And bad. Really bad. Mostly good though i swear im not being forced to say good things.

>> No.17375979 [DELETED] 

>>17375931
>>17375935
>But there's two MGE maid species, so we can talk about them freely
Yeah, there's two furry species too. But those don't get a free pass.
Besides, if it was was just those two, it wouldn't be that bad. But every thread you have gap moe retards droning on about dragon maids, hellhound maids, slime maids, etc. Forget all the other interesting stuff you could do and talk about. Nah, just give 'em a maid costume and talk about how cute they are every thread.
It's the thread's stagnation given form.

>> No.17375981

>>17375558
>>17375939
New guy here can you tell me what it's about?

>> No.17375984
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Guess who's game is in beta testing right now?

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>>17375973
I'm inclined to agree, it's bretty guud

>> No.17375990 [DELETED] 

>>17375979
>Rata News
>Anon Tilts at Windmills Yet Again

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>>17375984
I really need to double check if images have nipples in them before posting.

>> No.17375997 [DELETED] 

>>17375622
He's right though

>>17375565
>>17375553
Just ignore the people who get screaming mad at the slightest provocation. Pretty sure they're the same people who were getting screaming mad over a year ago

>> No.17376001

>>17375974
>>17375976
God she sounds perfect
Would she still do the thing where she wears what she knows will turn you on and cooks what she knows you like most?
Would she hold me for days at a time and make me feel worth it to a degree that I couldn't even hope to feel worthless or unloved?

>> No.17376011

>>17375879
They are. Just ignore any asshats that say otherwise.

>> No.17376012

>>17375880
Don't bother, Iron-Beast is shit.

>> No.17376014 [DELETED] 

>>17375997
You're right, and while we're at it can we all agree that Nega wasn't really that bad?

>> No.17376020

>>17376001
>feel worthless or unloved
To her those emotions are bad, they can lead to sadness, sadness leads to depression, depression leads to suicide because humanity cannot be trusted to live, she is going to rape you over and over again until you can only think about loving her so you can't leave her.
Looking sexy? Clothes can tighten around someone and choke them to death! Neither of you need clothes.
Drinking water? You could drown, it would be best to get your water through her mouth as she helps you live!

Remember to her Humans are suicidal and prone to harm, and she loves you the most, therefore no harm must ever even get NEAR YOU.

>> No.17376024 [DELETED] 

>>17375979
Dude just stop.

>>17375859
Are you new or just stupid because recap anon very clearly stated he left because he was busy with school.
Once again proving the people who get angry at simple things are just uninformed.

>> No.17376033 [DELETED] 

>>17376014
Sure.

>> No.17376035

>>17376020
I think I'm in love.
I want her lifegiving love every waking moment. And the sleeping ones too.
I think I'm starting to get why Demons got so popular. They're so good at the type of clingy obsessiveness I need.

>> No.17376040 [DELETED] 

>>17376024
Pay him no mind. He's just an asshole.

At this point, nothing that gets posted should be taken seriously.

>> No.17376052

>>17376012
No one believes you at this point, go away.

>> No.17376059

>>17376035
Remember there is no going back, going back implies you would want to leave safety and go back where you could be harmed! This would only prove her insanity and make her drag you straight back into the room for your own good as you cannot be trusted with your own life!

But dont worry, she will keep good care of you.

>> No.17376068 [DELETED] 

>>17376040
You're right.


What would be your favorite "misfit" girl? Like a jinko who's short and slightly pudgy, a salamander who can't fight, a succubus who only likes vanilla ext?

>> No.17376069 [DELETED] 

>>17375533
Fuck off KDF.

>> No.17376073

I'm struggling who I want as my waifu. A clingy Dhampir or a clingy Demon?

>> No.17376074

>>17376059
I know she would, because even locked in the same room for possibly forever, I at least would never be lonely again. She just has to never let me feel lonely again.

>> No.17376075 [DELETED] 

>>17376068
>Instantly goes back to the same gap moe questions posted every thread
It's like poetry.

>> No.17376076

>>17375981
>Lilim managing her kingdom
>Got told a fairy tale by her mother that if she did well enough a man will come to marry her
>One day man arrives interested in her and wanting to know her, she thinks it's the one
>He then tries to kill her and runs off after failing, turns out it's a paladin from the bordering Order nation
>That nation then starts a war since the lilim and her nation turned into too much of a threat and the paladin's attempt to remove her failed
>Lilim heartbroken has to try turning her nation around for war in record time, but has zero clue as to how to do it
Basic gist of the start
https://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL

>> No.17376080 [DELETED] 

>>17376075
Gap moe is cute, stupid.

>> No.17376081 [DELETED] 

>>17376068
For some reason, a neat freak slime comes to mind.

>> No.17376084 [DELETED] 

>>17376080
Not that guy, but gap moe really is the laziest shit.

>> No.17376086

>>17376052
No.
I'm sick of this cancerous faggot.
He doesn't even like monster girls for what they are made for.

>> No.17376087 [DELETED] 

>>17376080
If you have IQ in the single digits, maybe. Otherwise it's just lazy, stagnant shit.

>> No.17376090 [DELETED] 

>>17376087
Implying anything you've got is any better

>> No.17376098

>>17376076
Why don't they just forge a peace treaty where the lilim kingdom promises to not expand or allow it's residents (assumedly succubi) to rape the humans and the humans promise not to crusade against the lilim?

>> No.17376099

>>17376073
Both fantastic options.
Dhampir would be inevitably comfier and probably let you have more agency.
Demon would be inevitably more sexual and probably would make you feel more secure.
Dhampir could be slightly annoying if she over dramatizes every time one of her relatives says hi to you.
Demon could be slightly annoying if she uses her contract powers to keep you horny so you won't want to leave too far from her abode.

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Sieg Zeon!

>> No.17376107 [DELETED] 

>>17376084
Perhaps, but it is still cute.

You've gotta appreciate the simple things anon.

>>17376073
Dhampir, Jesus. She wouldn't try to mindbreak you.

>> No.17376109

>>17376073
Demon is hotter
Dhampir is a bit more relaxed

>> No.17376110 [DELETED] 

>>17376090
"Cook, this food isn't food. It's literally just shit on a plate."
"Well I don't see what you made, so you're not allowed to criticise. Now shut up and eat this shit."

If it isn't obvious, you're the cook. Asking someone to pull something else up because what you've got is shit isn't a valid defence. You haven't disproven that your thing is shit.

>> No.17376111

>>17376098
>Things answered in the very first chapter

>> No.17376114

>>17376104
And suddenly, I've got an inkling for a Gouf girl

>> No.17376116 [DELETED] 

>>17376024
>recap anon very clearly stated he left because he was busy with school
Did I actually say that?

>> No.17376117 [DELETED] 

>>17376110
nor have you proven that it is. why trust the opinion of someone who can only say things are shit?

>> No.17376120 [DELETED] 

>>17376107
I appreciate cute most in things that lend themselves to cute. Like kitsune or something.
There is nothing inherently cute about "it's X, but it's not like X!"

>> No.17376124 [DELETED] 

>>17376099
>>17376107
>>17376109
I've decided. Dhampir is my one and only waifu. Thanks anons

>> No.17376125

>>17376073
>>17376099
The Dhampir would always go on about how you're not safe due to vampires and that she needs to protect you.
The Demon would go on about how the world is full of dangers and she needs to make sure you dont harm yourself.
The Dhampir would let you have more freedom only if you stay within her line of site or constantly in hold of her.
The Demon would bound you by contract so you dont ever need to move or be away from her.
The Dhampir will go insane after tasting your blood and proceed to rape you for days on end while saying that her family doesn't deserve to taste how delicious you are and that due to your taste your more at threat to be hunted.
The Demon goes insane after you accidentally harm yourself at all and will tie you down and rape you until shes impregnated because "You cant be trusted and our daughters will make sure everyones safe eventually"

Either way they both will go insane by the end of it, and both will end up with daughters.

>> No.17376128

>>17376114
What about hordes of cute GM girls?

>> No.17376129

>>17376111
What's the answer then?I have a hard time believing any reason but " the succubi literally can't stop raping humans"

>> No.17376135 [DELETED] 

>>17376116
Are you recap anon?
Are you *really*recap anon?
If so yes, on at least two, probably four occasions

>> No.17376136

>>17376129
>Things answered in the story

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>>17376104
I want to get enslaved by an evil Automaton and become her maintenance and fuel slave.

>> No.17376138

>>17376128
Right up there with deliciously thick Doms

>> No.17376142

>>17376086
>Writer that writes about monsters girls
>Has stated numerous times that he go into MGE for corruption and seeing women turned into monsters.
>"He doesn't even like monster girls for what they are made for."
Explain.

>> No.17376144

>>17376129
>What's the answer then
Externinatus

>> No.17376149 [DELETED] 

>>17376120
There is though. It's called being unique.

>> No.17376152

I want a lich who kills me and revives me as a undead incubi so that she can make Sure I never die for real.

>> No.17376155 [DELETED] 

>>17376125
Again, both top tier options.
>>17376124
Good for you.

>> No.17376156 [DELETED] 

>>17376117
Things which aren't shit: Not gap moe
There. Now I'm not just saying things are shit.

If you honestly think there's any value, originality or worth to "She's a strong fighter, but she wears a cute skirts!" or "She's an adult jinko, but all she does is lick her paws and roll around like a child", then you're obviously too dense to understand the reality of how uninspired and blatant in its low-effort, patronising pandering it really is.

>> No.17376157 [DELETED] 

>>17376149
Unique is not necessarily cute.
A lot of the time it's just pathetic. Like that Jinko example.

>> No.17376160

>>17376136
Spit it out then

>> No.17376164 [DELETED] 

>>17376149
It's not unique when it's the most overplayed and unoriginal fucking thing on the planet, you moron.

>> No.17376169

>>17376160
Read

>> No.17376170 [DELETED] 

>>17376157
Some people think that's cute Anon. I don't, but some people do.

>>17376156
Stop being butthurt.

>> No.17376173 [DELETED] 

>>17376156
Yeah, we're done here.

Don't let the front door hit you when you're stupid, or however it goes.

>> No.17376174 [DELETED] 

>>17376169
NEVER

>>17376164
Find me a story about a..... Succubus prude then. Full on. Oh wait you can't.

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Lets talk about the corrupted spirits.
How would one noticed the surrounding water getting corrupted?

>> No.17376179 [DELETED] 

>>17376170
>>17376173
>I don't have an argument, I'll just call him butthurt and stupid
Sterling argument. You sure backed up your argument with worthwhile points. I expect no less from gap moe shitters.

>> No.17376180 [DELETED] 

>>17376173
Is there a way to filter shitposters like him?

>> No.17376182

>>17376175
Is it by a major city?

>> No.17376185 [DELETED] 

>>17376179
I bet anon is a rebellious Holst that doesn't want to be cute and friendly! He knows gap more is cute, and is trying to look unique!

>> No.17376190

>>17376175
I only jack off to purified spirits

>> No.17376194 [DELETED] 

>>17376174
Suit yourself then.

>> No.17376195 [DELETED] 

>>17376185
Holst is too nice, though anon must be some sort of heffer. Seeing red everywhere and just hitting right and left

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>>17376185
What the fuck are you doing?

>> No.17376203 [DELETED] 

>>17376195
He's a gap more Holst! We should forcibly cuddle him!

>> No.17376204

How old is your waifu compared to you, anon? What is her body type?

>> No.17376208 [DELETED] 

>>17376185
>>17376203
Where the fuck are these shitposters coming from?

>> No.17376210 [DELETED] 

>>17376174
>Succubus prude
Not story, but there is that lilim OC on deviant art that has no real caring for romance.

>> No.17376216 [DELETED] 

>>17376208
It's summer, remember?

>> No.17376219

>>17376204
I'd say about a year's difference? Oh and she's quite athletic, with light abs and a slight pear shape to her.

>> No.17376220 [DELETED] 

>>17376210
That is like, a perfect negative of what I meant.
I meant a succubus who doesn't like or hates sex.

>>17376208
>>17376216
Cute Holsts!

>> No.17376226

>>17376137
Evil automatons are terrifying. They're remorseless and soulless.

>> No.17376228 [DELETED] 

>>17376220
An asexual succubus for us enlightened patricians, I see.

>> No.17376229

>>17376226
Oh come on anon, don't tell me you wouldn't fuck the terminator

>> No.17376233

>>17376228
Absolutely
Maybe not asexual, but prudish. Long skirts, huffy, high expectations, sex only for having kids because otherwise it would be crass. Goes to church everyday. Somehow.

>> No.17376234

>>17376142
I just don't understand how the thread can accept such a shit writer.
All his lilim does is fight, all his other major stories are about pointless fights and the roulette is garbled trash.
All of this while coming of as a extreme Maledomfag that hides behind his dyslexia to not admit to himself that he's a bad person.
Have some fucking standards.

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Momsters.

>> No.17376247

>>17376238
Are only good when you make them as such.

>> No.17376252

>>17376204
She's about 800 years older than me.
She has a hourglass shaped body.

>> No.17376254

>>17376238
I don't like the Elmo paws.

>> No.17376259

>>17376226
That's what's so hot about it. She'd find a way to make me give up the fuel in the most efficient way imaginable and perform it on me over and over again, until her tank was full. She'd go into hibernation to conserve energy while I oiled her doll joints with the finest walnut oil, and I could take the opportunity to kiss her beautiful lips and hug her hard, unyielding body to mine.

>> No.17376263

>>17376252
You too eh?

>> No.17376270

>>17376204
She's maybe a few months younger than me. As far as body type goes, she's fairly short at just under 5 feet tall, has nice big boobs and a round bubble butt.

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Monster Girls sure are diligent readers

>> No.17376300

>>17376279
Oh you.

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>>17376135
Nah, I'm just an imposter.
https://pastebin.com/GSZ2bhRi
At the time I left, I might've actually been busy with school. But it was a bit of an excuse. I also stopped because I stopped caring about the thread as much. Which is on me. I got so invested I burnt out like crazy. I also stopped because the recaps were just another repetitive, general thread thing. And in hindsight, a little cringeworthy. My sense of humour back then was more childish than it is now.
I've been back for a little bit recently, but honestly this place has changed so much since I was here. It's not really the same thread I loved. I guess when you're actually in every thread, you don't see the changes. But with a (more or less) two year gap, the differences show like crazy. I guess it's nice to be remembered, but it also led to a lot of grief when people started copying the whole recap thing. I think I remember something about TheGreens trying it, for a while?

Hopefully this is the most I'll ever say as Recap Anon.

>> No.17376306

>>17376204
Over two times younger

>> No.17376315

>>17376263
You and me both anon, you and me both.

>> No.17376324

>>17376204
Same age as me, slightly shorter with an Hourglass body shape.

>> No.17376330

>>17376259
It'd be like dating a tsundere with none of the dere though!

>> No.17376331

>>17376234
What I don't understand is why you have so much hate for a person that has only posted his stories and hasn't really done anything wrong. Its a little absurd if you ask me. Ask anyone in this thread, Beast may not be the best out there, but he isn't a problem.
At this point YOU pointing out your hate every time is more annoying then any of the "trash" Beast puts out.

>> No.17376334
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17376334

Fluffy moffs are for snuggling!

>> No.17376336

>>17376204
One year older than me, short, muscular, pear-shaped legal loli.

>> No.17376342

>>17376334
THEY ARE for exterminating

>> No.17376345

>>17376330
I'd think that she would get upset if someone were to threaten her favorite fuel and cleaning slave.
After all, she is evil, so she's bound to have enemies.

>> No.17376349

>>17376330
She wouldn't bully me, she'd just be as efficient as possible. Once she realized she could best get the fuel out of me, she'd cuddle me in her lap, give me a gentle reacharound, nibble on my ear and whisper she loved me in that monotonous, artificial voice of hers.

>> No.17376358

>>17376336
>one year older
>loli
>muscular
>pear shaped

I can't think of any way this won't be an abomination of anatomy.

>> No.17376369 [DELETED] 

>>17376302
Holy shit that's me and l I feel the same way, the exact same way.

I've been trying to find a replacement for mge and mgg, but I just can't. I kinda want to leave this place but keep getting drawn back. I gave recapping a go for about a year, and it went both good and fucking horrible for the reasons you stated. I do scanning work now. I'm on imgur and steam, and if you want message me. I would love to talk about whatever with you. Nobody else really gets it the same way you do.

It's great hearing from you again. If I were you I'd consider just leaving. Moving on, you know? But please do message me on imgur or steam. It'd be great to talk about thread meta stuff.

Whatever happens, good luck.

>> No.17376370

>>17376336
There is to much wrong with her anatomy.

>> No.17376381

>>17376349
>pretending to care just to get better results
You made it even worse, congratulations.

>> No.17376407 [DELETED] 

>>17376369
>>17376302
Nobody cares about your "m-muh MG thread struggle!", so either fucking leave and stop complaining, or stay.

>> No.17376413

>>17376204
She's a 5'2 christmas cake with C cup breasts.
Hellhound, 3 years younger than me.

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>>17376204
She's thousands of years older and very ara ara. A goddess in her very own right! Spoiled and plump in the right areas, just the way I like it.

>> No.17376419

I want to awaken an automaton only to have her speech program malfunction and it starts sounding like an japanese to english google translation

>> No.17376420 [DELETED] 

>>17376407
Shush

>> No.17376427

>>17376358
>>17376370
Her anatomy is perfect.

>> No.17376448
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Lets talk pleasure runes
I had this idea of pleasure runes being intricate tattoos. like having a tribal rose pattern on the belly button or vines going down the arms.
could make some interesting designs with that

>> No.17376449

>>17376381
She values me as an object, she wants me to do well as an object, and she wants me to feel loved for her benefit. How could an emotionless construct be more loving?

>> No.17376450

>>17376358
Quick, someone that's not alp draw this so we can witness true horror.

>> No.17376455

>>17376448
Wombprints.

>> No.17376458

>>17376334

All those hands to hold. God damn...

>> No.17376468

>>17376448
My waifu has a pleasure rune on her abdomen and then one on either thigh.
The one on her abdomen looks like a magical circle But it follows the shape of her womb. The ones on her thighs look like normal pleasure runes.

>> No.17376472

>>17376449
You're proving my point.

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>>17376450
Here's one.

>> No.17376477 [DELETED] 

>>17376369
>I've been trying to find a replacement for mge and mgg, but I just can't. I kinda want to leave this place but keep getting drawn back.
Regardless of how it's changed, the place fills a hole. Even if it was a hole caused by coming here in the first place, which makes it even harder to fill with something else.
Being creative/getting a hobby helps. You've got the right idea with the scanning stuff, I think. I've taken up digital sculpting between learning Japanese, and that occupies me pretty well. The harder part is finding a community to fit into.
I made an Imgur account if you do want to talk. Look for RcpAn

>> No.17376481

>>17376475
Cute.
Would impregnate.

>> No.17376488

>>17376448
I'd get my wife a pleasure rune. Probably just one though.
I like the idea of being able to make her squirm from just a good backrub, and leave her a panting mess from cuddling. And that's not even getting into the bedroom fun.

>> No.17376493 [DELETED] 

>>17376477
>Regardless of how it's changed, the place fills a hole. Even if it was a hole caused by coming here in the first place, which makes it even harder to fill with something else.
That's pretty much 4chan in a nutshell for me

>> No.17376498

>>17376475
Actually really cute.

>> No.17376501 [DELETED] 

>>17376493
That's 4chan in a nutshell for everyone.

>> No.17376502 [DELETED] 

>>17376477
Just tried messaging you. Did you get it?
If it's a new account, you'll have to post something to the gallery and leave a comment for it to work

>>17376493
This.

>> No.17376505 [DELETED] 

>>17376493
Mostly I enjoy the casual discussion about damn near all of my interests across the boards here.
Everywhere else is too fucking uptight. Forums are cancer.

>> No.17376506

>>17376475
Better than I was expecting. There's some pretty grotesque muscle loli stuff out there, but the loli amazon isn't all that bad.

>> No.17376515 [DELETED] 

>>17376505
There's no need to keep a facade here. I can write stories and then just bullshit freely without having to care about what people think about either thing. I've been thinking about trying drawfagging too, and I wonder if it'd be better to think up another pseudonym for that too instead of using my writefag name.

>> No.17376516 [DELETED] 

>>17376505
For me it's the smugness. And the bullshit rankings. Everyone here talks about why they hate Reddit, but never why. On Reddit, assholes can come to you and artificially rank your opinions with an inbuilt system. That means that the sight is like 4chan if someone gave the shitposters the ability to keep score

>> No.17376533

>>17376448
I want My waifu to het a pleasure rune on her tongue. So that I can make her cum just from kissing.

>> No.17376536

>>17376533
>So that I can make her cum just from kissing.
The hottest.

>> No.17376555 [DELETED] 

>>17376502
Oh, it's a new account. I posted a thing, verified email, and commented on another thing, so I guess it'll work now? Try again maybe.

>> No.17376566

>>17376279

>Welcome to Dragonia
>Dragon Girls Love You

DO THEY REALLY?

>> No.17376568

>>17375981
druella (or whatever) dindu nuffin, some other succubus does bad things in her name

>> No.17376569 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>17376555
I'm fuckin trying lol

>> No.17376572

>>17376536
A man of great taste I see.

>> No.17376574

>>17376566
Why not ask them yourself?

>> No.17376580

>>17376574

I'm scared, dragon girls are strong and powerful. They don't want anything to do with me.

>> No.17376584 [DELETED] 

>>17376555
>>17376569
Fuck off with your /soc/shit already, this isn't a dating site.

>> No.17376585

You can chat on imgr?

>> No.17376590 [DELETED] 

>>17376569
Your comment appears, but I don't see the chat stuff for some reason.

>> No.17376592 [DELETED] 

>>17376584
Can I kiss you Anon?

>>17376585
Yeah, always have

>> No.17376593 [DELETED] 

>>17376584
Do you need a hug?

>> No.17376607

Now I want to sneak one onto my Hatter's tongue and surprise her when she has a very rare break of composure by suddenly cumming just from our morning makeout session!

>> No.17376610 [DELETED] 

>>17376302
>pic related
Diaperfags out.

>> No.17376612 [DELETED] 

>>17376610
Oh you.

>> No.17376614 [DELETED] 

>>17376590
We'll just exchange there until it stops being a bitch lol

>> No.17376616

>>17376448
I'm not much for pleasure runes or tattoos in general, but my waifu, my daughteru and I might all get teeny tiny matching ones at the backs of our throats so our oral fixations are a little easier to satisfy.

>> No.17376617

>>17376607
Er, referring to >>17376533

>> No.17376620

>>17376475
That level of muscles is acceptable on such an otherwise girly girl. Didn't expect what that guy described to actually look good.

>> No.17376622

>>17376616
Same here.

>> No.17376628

>>17376620
That level of muscles is extreme for a non-steroid-using female.

>> No.17376629 [DELETED] 

>>17376610
I can't wait till summer is over and you little shits are back in school.

>> No.17376633

>>17376628
Extreme?
More like extremely cute!

>> No.17376638
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17376638

Will I find any flat chested dragons in Dragonia?

>> No.17376640

>>17376638
no.

>> No.17376642 [DELETED] 

>>17376590
Use the discord link that was commented.

>>17376638
I hope not.

>> No.17376641

>>17376633
Non-roidin' girls cannot become uncute. Even slightly roid-y girls can be very cute.

>> No.17376643

>>17375558
Well, that's what you get for posting it early on a weekday.

Good work. Indrick just isn't getting a break. It's going to suck when the Order returns to fighting the monsters.

>> No.17376658

>>17376642
>>17376640

Why no love for flat dragons?

>> No.17376660

>>17376641
Big buff onis are for muscle massages and tender loving.
Or rough boning till they ahego.

>> No.17376661

I like flat chest dragons because they can fly faster than titty monster dragons that can't even hover because their tits are too heavy

>> No.17376669

>>17376661
I prefer perflat hummingbird harpies.

>> No.17376671

>>17376658
Probably voiced by rie kugimiya

>> No.17376674

>>17376669
That makes me

>> No.17376683

>>17376671
>flat dragon voiced by rie
Would fuck silly until she made double peace signs and admits she's a mere lizard. Especially if she looked like Louise.

>> No.17376684

>>17376669
Smol and fast bird

>> No.17376691

>>17376684
>Can literally hover in place
Think of the applications. Think of being ridden by her while she's hovering above you. You'd need to be a real quickshot to give her enough energy to keep going, though.

>> No.17376694

How would you feel about a LARGE monkey taking you to the top of a building demanding the military stop her?

>> No.17376697

>>17376694
Fuck off.

>> No.17376706

>>17376669
Hummingbird harpies would be extremely tiny. Even if they were loli sized, their wings would beat with such speed and strength they'd be causing miniature wind storms wherever they went.

>> No.17376709

>>17376694
Why would I be interested in your mom?

>> No.17376713

>>17376706
Any math or science guys want to confirm this?

>> No.17376722

>>17376706
Hummingbird harpy wingjobs when?

>> No.17376724

>>17376706
At least they aren't bee girls who scientifically can't fly

>> No.17376728

>>17376724
We figured out how bees fly a decade ago.

>> No.17376732

>>17376728
It's a joke I know the reason is because when doing the math if you make the wings of a be rigid then it can't fly but since their wings aren't rigid the math works out

>> No.17376733 [DELETED] 

>>17376724
The idea that laws of physics shouldn't allow bees to fly is false, stop making bee girls cry.

>> No.17376740

>>17376661
I like flat dragons because lolis are the best.

>> No.17376747

>>17376724
>hey anon
>do you like jazz?

>> No.17376749

>>17376740
I never said loli i said flat. Loli dragons are shit full grown adult dragons with flat chests are best

>> No.17376751

>>17376749
You're gross

>> No.17376756

>>17376749
Fladult is justice.

>> No.17376762

>>17376713
If you want to go by real world physics, then for a harpy to fly at all, her wingspan would need to be crazy big. And she'd need to be impossibly light too. It wouldn't be possible with anything approaching human bone and muscle structures, but both of those would need to be several times stronger than a human, too.

>>17376722
Your dick would probably be turned into a fine paste from the force of the wingbeats.

>> No.17376767

>>17376762
She can do it gently, anon. No need to go full force.

>> No.17376771
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What about bird of prey Harpies?

>> No.17376778
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>>17376771
Extremely good.

>> No.17376779

>>17376747
Do not show bee girls the bee movie

>> No.17376780

>>17376767
Then I guess it depends on how stiff a hummingbird's flight feathers are. I don't really know what they feel like, so that'd be the defining factor in how good it'd feel.
Basically just imagine a whole bunch of tiny feathers rubbing all over your dick, you pervert.

>> No.17376786

>>17376779
>The Bee Movie but every time someone says the word "bee" you get raped and milked dry by a swarm of beegirls

>> No.17376793

>>17376786
172 rapes

>> No.17376798

>>17376793
Is that actually how many times they say the word "bee" in that movie?

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>>17376786
>>The Bee Movie but every time someone says the word "bee" you get stung in the dick

>> No.17376810

>>17376798
I think it might be 173 but yeah there are about 170 to 175 bees

>> No.17376820

>>17376804
Please do not confuse bees with shitty wasps.

>> No.17376828
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Ok guys heres a Dorome story of a young farmer trying to help a poor girl made of mud out. Hope you enjoy it.
https://pastebin.com/ejjdXFXw

>> No.17376831

>>17376828
Thank you anon

>> No.17376835

>>17376828
God bless you anon

>> No.17376836

>>17376749
Loli dragons are great, don't you want the cutest mere female lizards?

>> No.17376845

>>17376836
>Somewhere, a Black Dragon is autistically screeching

>> No.17376851

>>17376828
Good man

>> No.17376865

>>17376828
I like it, it's mostly good except for the dialogue, which isn't very good. Keep at it!

>> No.17376870

>>17375749
They say The Drink is much like life, no two people tasting the same flavor. While the strange, black ichor-like beverage does have some odd effects like women becoming monsters, and men having increased sexual passions and vigor, many consumers report feeling generally happier with their lives. One famous event occurred at the date of [ Redacted ] in [ Redacted ]. A pair of strangers, having both consumed The Drink from the same vendor only to pause in the street once they noticed each other. All that's known for taste is that they're happily celebrating their after-nuptial honeymoon and are expecting a trio of daughters.

>> No.17376881

>>17376865
Oh god I know. I reread my stories and I can feel the cheese but I cant seem to figure out how to fix it. Can you recommend me some good stories to read so i can get a feel on how to improve? Other than that im glad you all liked it!

>> No.17376889

>>17376804
Hornets and wasps don't mutilate their mates, that's for bees, spiders and caterpillars they abduct

>> No.17376896

>>17376722
https://youtu.be/_uEfmQt34Nc

>> No.17376899

>>17376828
Are Doromes the cutest girls? Who can say.
I can. And I say they are.

>> No.17376901

>>17376881
>Can you recommend me some good stories to read so i can get a feel on how to improve
John Steinbeck, Stephen King, and Sinclair Lewis are three writers you can look at for tips on improving your dialogue.

>> No.17376903

>>17376889
>that's for bees, spiders and caterpillars they abduct
Pls no yuri guro

>> No.17376911

>>17376903
I think they call that yu-gi-ro.

>> No.17376918

>>17376903
This MG land anon, they probably force them to babysit or get bullied by the wasp and her kids

>> No.17376919

>>17376903
Does it count as futa if they're forcing the poor girls to use their mouths pleasure their stingers under threat of being stung in the back of the throat?

>> No.17376935

>>17376901
Stephen King is a big hell yes for dialogue but a big fuck no for pacing. His older books like The Shining, It, and even Carrie make Anonymoose's long overdue to finish story look like a fucking walk in the park.

>> No.17376967

>>17376935
Didn't he write an orgy involving kids in one of his books?

>> No.17376975

>>17376967
That was in It near the end, it was the 1958 Ritual of Chüd, so yes. It was actually more of a gangbang since they all had sex with Beverly.

>> No.17377011

>>17376669
https://pastebin.com/KczLjkvx

>> No.17377021

>>17376918
I find this image very amusing. Wasps are so terrible to be around, even for each other, that they don't even want to take care of their own kids.

>> No.17377033

>>17376870
this needs to be a story

>> No.17377034

>>17376845
Tsundere black dragon loli

>> No.17377041

>>17377011
>posting HIM
rrrrRRRRREEEEEEE

>> No.17377045

>>17376828
Your dialogue is cringe-worthy, but ti's nice to see the Dorome getting some love. You should read more books and such and try to figure out how to write natural sounding dialogue.

And please don't ever use the word "mister" again.

>> No.17377048

>>17377033
Too busy drowning in self-loathing and liquor to care to do it. You could easily bribe Losenis to do it with either a hat or a picture of Victoria, though. Cum-filled in the case of the former. The more pungent the smell the better the attractant.

>> No.17377061

>>17376204
She's probably anywhere from 3 to 100, and made out of Slime.

>> No.17377062

>>17377048
Losenis is doing his story, but I'll keep that in mind

>> No.17377066

>>17377048
>Victoria
is the real villian

>> No.17377073

>>17377062
Hello hi gib lims

>> No.17377074

>>17377045
Noted thank you anon will do trust me I agree. Also dont use mister got it

>> No.17377080

>>17377074
>Noted thank you anon will do trust me I agree. Also dont use mister got it
>forgets any sort of punctuation
No anon. Bad.

>> No.17377097

>>17377066
Victoria did nothing wrong

>> No.17377098

>>17377073
I have no lilims to give you

>> No.17377101

>>17377066
No kidding. Yeah the attempted assassination was a bit fucked up, if understandable, but Indrick has proven himself a hero countless times since. His reward is an existential crisis and the understanding that he's going to have to back to trying to kill all the MGs he's been fighting besides.

>> No.17377103

>>17377098
[cries in lilim]

>> No.17377105

>>17377062
better practice to keep that in mind than expect shit writers like beast and shoggocks to get gud

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>>17375610
I'm sure some friendly Yetis and Wendigos will save me

>> No.17377113

>>17377101
Why do you continue...?

>> No.17377115

>>17377097
She's made no attempt to better understand humanity, although we haven't seen much of her thoughts or perspective. Indrick did the thing he did in the last chapter, what has she done? I feel like Indrick is throwing his soul through the gauntlet while Victoria watches from the sidelines.

>> No.17377117

>>17376104
>Automaton in flat, monotone voice
>"This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku"

>> No.17377118
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>> No.17377120

>>17377105
Beast did nothing wrong.

>> No.17377130

>>17377048
I still don't get the hat meme.

>> No.17377133

>>17377118
It's unfortunate that guessing a Devils/Demons age is a complete shot in the dark.

>> No.17377134

>>17377113
I'll admit, I have struggled a bit to understand exactly what's going on in the inner dialogue bits.

>> No.17377137

>>17377134
It's just the narration turning from 3rd person into a "narrator berating a character" 2nd person as his mind is eroded by the affliction.

>> No.17377138

>>17377130
It's a joke from the circlejerk

>> No.17377143

>>17377041
It's a damn good piece of writing, though.

>> No.17377145

>>17377138
TFT or Discord?

>> No.17377149

>>17377137
Ah, I thought someone/something/afflicted-self was speaking. That being said, I don't think I understand the significance of those scenes, especially as a response >>17377113 to my observation.

>> No.17377159

>>17377145
Does it honestly matter? It's a fun way to poke fun at Lose because he's my little Argentine string bean.

>> No.17377160

>>17377159
fuk u

>> No.17377164

>>17375850
Her beautiful smile?

>> No.17377165
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>>17377160

>> No.17377170

>>17377120
Call when his Lilim actually does Lilim work. Until then THAT is what he's done wrong.
Roulette is still comfy though.

>> No.17377191

>>17377149
If you want to get specific it's the affliction itself using the individual's mind against itself shown with a narration change from 3rd person to 2nd person. Other than that, it's left vague other than what's shown since trying to fully understand something Nyarlathotep caused just beats the point.

>> No.17377194

>>17377159
I... what?
Do I even want to get those in jokes?

>> No.17377201

>>17377191
That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for clarifying. My point stands though, poor Indrick.

>> No.17377207
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17377207

I'll admit, I'm starting to see her appeal.

>> No.17377210
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>>17377165

>> No.17377218

>>17377194
That depends on if you want to look into the abyss and have it look back at you

>> No.17377221

>>17377207
I Love her design. I just am a bit Meh about her personality.

>> No.17377222

>>17377194
The hat one was because Losenis was defensive of his Lilim getting lewded and kept insisting she was pure, the hat stuff got a reaction out of him and reached meme status.

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>>17377210

>> No.17377232

>>17377222
>lilim
>pure
>that lilim
>pure
The levels of Kek are out of this world.

>> No.17377243

>>17377222
At least it's marginally more amusing than this meme >>17377232

>> No.17377249

>>17377232
I've got a pure Lilim too!

Wild nightly escapades raping folks in their dreams is pure, right?

>> No.17377250

>>17377221
I'm kind of sad that the only two people who've ever thought of doing a Druella centric story were Losenis and Faggot

>> No.17377252

>>17377221
That's basically it. Total bombshell, but also pure evil.

>> No.17377258

Loli lilims are for turning into buttsluts

>> No.17377264

>>17377250
>the only two people
Baka gaijin forgetting the best portrayl of Drew

>> No.17377266

>>17377258
Bad meme

>> No.17377267

>>17377258
Anon, all size lilims are for turning into butt sluts

>> No.17377268

>>17377252
>Pure evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkBqOmelX28

>> No.17377271

>>17377243
>meme
I'm not Sure what you mean. I just find it silly that a Lilim (and even more so that Lilim) is "pure"

>> No.17377288

Do you feel Phantoms would try to get dramatic about their husband asking them to take the garbage out or something?
How's would certain monstergirl wives in general react to being asked to do daily chores? The non glamorous stuff. Obviously a Kiki would respond differently than a pampered Pharoah.

>> No.17377303

>>17377288
Monstergirl wives going grocery shopping must be a harrowing experience.
One big cutthroat bragging grounds that seems so polite on the outside when every girl is saying 'oh how nice! My husband actually does this...' when in reality on the inside it's all posturing to prove they've got the best hubby.

>> No.17377312

>>17377271
>Be Victoria
>Mother promised a qt3.14-2t boi if I did my homework instead of going around looking for one myself
>Do it
>Only person to come around tries to kill me
>When I'm about to turn things around to corrupt his place and save him for last, Chaos God pops out of the ether and ruins everything
>Gonna die a kissless virgin
Being Victoria is suffering

>> No.17377313

>>17377288
Another reason why Devils and Demons are so nice. They revel in doing housewife stuff and are specifically called out as wanting to cook and pamper for their husband.

>> No.17377325

>>17377288
>bike is broken
>ask centaur wife to give you a ride to work
>she adjusts her morning run route to bring you that way
Comfy.

>> No.17377330
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Good kitty

>> No.17377342

>>17377312
>>17377066

>> No.17377345

>>17377288
The Phantom wife would make some big grand epic illusion, the orchestra would build up, but husband would wave his hand and bluntly say 'Babe, seriously, it'll take a minute, I have to get these reports done by midnight'
The illusion would poof away and the music crap out as she pouts and starts lugging the bags out front.

>> No.17377346

>>17377313
>Devil putting on a virgin killer sweater just to tempt you after a long day at work
>Ends up sitting in your lap as you watch your favorite television show with her, her regaling you with stories about how doing mundane chores and talking with the housewives of the neighborhood is interesting, even after five hundred years of boredom
>TFW she will never smile as the little spoon after a passion fueled fuckfest that evening, having slipped you vigor enhancing foods
>TFW she'll never wrap her tail around your midriff so you can hug her closer

>> No.17377356

>>17377342
>If she had been evil from the start and built up an army to invade Nostrum before they did she'd have gotten the paladin paladick
She was too good for such sinful world.

>> No.17377360

>>17376204
>How old is your waifu compared to you, anon?
Two years older than me
>What is her body type?
Long, very long and very big, we're talking bigger than a couple city buses. She's tougher than steel, but also super soft and wet. She's got big tits and and a big ass as well with only a slight amount of chub. Can you guess my waifu?

>> No.17377364

>>17377360
Spice must flow, hubby

>> No.17377372

>>17377356
It's the choices we make knowing that the world is cruel and unfair that matter the most. Blind innocence leads to tragedy, but waking up to the world should never lead to cruelty.

>> No.17377379

>>17377364
>son tries to write horny femdom space amazons into dune
>somehow makes it shit
still cant get those shit books out of my head

>> No.17377381

>>17377364
>Spice must flow
>MFW I've spent the last few weeks reading Dune
>MFW I want to snort melange off of Druella's tits

>> No.17377386

Mersharks.
With booty.

>> No.17377392

>>17377386
Punching Mershark noses.

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>>17377112
It's Summer never.

>> No.17377416

>>17377392
>Asking for a raping.
That's like, their G-spot man.

>> No.17377420

>>17377207
she looks kind of like alice

>> No.17377424

>>17377386
Imagine a Mershark ambushing you in the water, hugging you close, and rubbing herself against you with her demonic silver scales.
She realizes you're getting hard. With a knowing smile, she starts doing it faster.

Mersharks: the only monster that can sadistically hug you to orgasm

>> No.17377430

>>17377424
Cursed sword could probably manage it too.

>> No.17377440

>>17377424
>>17377430
Any other monstergirls that qualify for sugary-sweet sadism?

>> No.17377455

Why are so many monsters bullies?

>> No.17377459

Hey, it's been a while. I've been away a time but now seems as good a time to reintroduce the idea as any. I apologize for the long silence. Again.

I brought up the idea of a visual novel maybe two and a half years ago. For anyone in need of a refresher or an introduction, here are the spoiler-free character bios as they are now.

https://pastebin.com/AXX10yBY

While I've made some progress in terms of characterization and coming up with final outlines for their respective stories, I've only got the first rough draft of one of the five storylines written to completion, and much of it is up for serious revision pending a shift in direction I took some months ago. I know I've made similar claims before, but I want this to come out complete and well-paced.

I won't go into unnecessary detail as to why things are moving at such a pace, but I do want to reassure that this project is still happening and is a regular concern. I am taking this as seriously as my time allows.

For the past year I have been making an effort to refine my writing skills on a technical level, as well as learning to produce music. I can say with confidence that I've made some progress and would love to prove it with some short stories soon. It's been what, 8 months since the last one?

I've gone over and back over my synopses of each character's background and basic story progression, and made significant changes to the general tone and message of the story. I believe I'm at a point where certain core themes and ideas can be locked in, just as the characters themselves have been since I posted this updated dossier. Very little in the 'bestiary' has been changed outside of minor details for the sake of plot convenience and consistency.

Please, bear with me for one more wall of text.

>> No.17377460

>>17377455
because they're personifications of various fetishes

>> No.17377461

>>17377440
Manticore, Hellhound, Holstaur, Jubjub, Dark Elf, Vampire, Wight, Ghoul, Redcap and Baphomet.

>> No.17377463

>>17377459
I want to take the opportunity to open the floor to questions and clarify some things.

-This story does not and will not include any explicit sexual content. It will be mentioned and referenced as part of healthy adult relationships, but not seen. My goal is to tell a very human, naturally-paced romance with emphasis on personal relationships and compatibility. I also want to use this story to make monster girls an approachable and welcoming topic for newcomers to the concept, and I believe that keeping things tasteful will be conducive to that goal.

-Underlying themes such as racial discrimination are not going to be the emphasis of the story. They exist as an anchoring point for the sake of immersion. The same statement applies to any world-building. This is a story about individuals and how they build trust with one another on a personal level. I aim to keep the perspective close and personal without meandering too much.

-The story takes place in an alternate timeline of my own imagining, a fictional city in America, not in MGE or any of its derivatives. None of this adheres to MGE canon or terminology. The personal stories themselves take place over the course of about a year.

-Terra, the centaur character, was written before a long absence. During that absence, white horns were introduced and I had no idea. White horns are the best. I can easily change her story to cite her as some sort of elk-type character, without affecting her story or background. I'd like input on this.

-Assets such as art will still not be commissioned until the final drafts for all five stories are complete. I hope to do as much as I possibly can on my own before bringing in help, and would prefer to work closely together with an artist when the time comes.

Please, share your thoughts and opinions. I aim to reply to every question asked here. Nothing is off limits.

>> No.17377471
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17377476

>>17377461
>Baphomet or Redcaps
So literally just Yupiel or Suzuka-sama.

>> No.17377483

>>17377476
did you just use a Japanese honorific even though you are speaking English?

>> No.17377493

>>17377459
>>17377463
You aren't dead?

>> No.17377499

>>17376828
>you are greeted by one of the warmest but surprisingly goofy smiles you have ever seen
This is exactly why Doromes are the best

I like how you portrayed Demi as an airhead. It would have been easy to fall for the jokes and write her a drooling retard.
The plot is good, though I feel that it could have been much more even with such a low word count.
The dialogue didn't particularly bother me, but it was definitely a case of convenient writing that didn't add much to the characters or story.
I also wanted to point out that I really enjoyed all the bits about how her mud works, and details about Demi as a Dorome. I personally believe that when one writes a story about a monster girl, he should showcase that species' characteristics .

Stop writing "im" it's either "I'm" or "I am"
Watch out for you're vs your and typos

I'm looking forward to your next story. You should give yourself a challenge and write something you're not comfortable with.

>> No.17377520

>>17377493
No, just transient. Due to various circumstances I've spent long stretches offline or otherwise away, but have continued to work on my writing. I want to make a proper debut as a professional writer, and this project is an important milestone in pursuit of that. This is a long-term life goal for me.

That being said it's been 8 months since I shared a short story, and I've got some more cooking. Things are stabilizing for me so I hope to be much more active here than just idle discussion one a month or the occasional greentext.

>> No.17377534

Do you think mgs just wait by battlefields so they can pick their men living or dead?

>> No.17377535

>>17377476
Hey, you asked.

>> No.17377536

I need something to write about to cure me of this... malaise.

>> No.17377543

>>17377536
Anon being exploited sexually by his Shortstack Tanuki boss who just can't admit her feelings to him.

>> No.17377556

>>17377499
Thank you for the insight anon glad you enjoy it. Definitely will work on my dialogue, glad you enjoy the details of the girl thats my favorite part to write out desu.

>> No.17377559

>>17377536
Cromartie high school but with the smug squad and a straight-laced anon who just wants to lead a healthy academic life.

>> No.17377565

>>17377543
Anon sleeping with his CC tanuki boss to get a promotion, only to realize he's actually developing feelings for her.

>> No.17377572

>>17377536
An antiquarian exploring dark, antediluvian seabed caverns beneath the port of Notinnsmouth, only to stumble upon a beast so horrible and beyond comprehension it drives him mad- only for it to actually be a cute monstergirl.
But maybe it isn't, maybe its just his brain trying to create some sort of rational thing out of whatever eldritch horror he's stumbled upon, but maybe it is and he's just overreacting.

>> No.17377574

>>17377536
Lims

>> No.17377577

>>17377258
Can loli lilim ass compete with baphomet pussy?

>> No.17377583

>>17377577
Maybe.
Only way to find out would be to get them in the same room and test out every orifice.

>> No.17377589

>>17377459
>>17377463
I've always admired the amount of effort and thought you've put into this as a character-centric story. It's nice to see people take a look at monstergirls like this. Like it's not pandering with sex or fanservice, but taking a real, immersive and grounded look at the idea of monstergirls. There's a few anime and manga that do it too, I guess, but something heavy on the story and development of characters will be nice.
I really hope your idea comes to fruition.

>-Terra, the centaur character, was written before a long absence. During that absence, white horns were introduced and I had no idea. White horns are the best. I can easily change her story to cite her as some sort of elk-type character, without affecting her story or background. I'd like input on this.
If you do change her, I don't think it should be because of MGE whitehorns. You said yourself this is a seperate project to MGE entirely. I think it'll be good for another major monstergirl work to get out from under the shadow MGE has cast over the concept.
The type of parahuman (are you still using that as the in-universe term for monstergirls? Because it's a good term. I want to steal it and put it in my own stuff) she is should tie into her character and history, which in terms should tie into each other.

>-Assets such as art will still not be commissioned until the final drafts for all five stories are complete. I hope to do as much as I possibly can on my own before bringing in help, and would prefer to work closely together with an artist when the time comes.
If you're working closely with an artist, do you think there might be some dialogue between you two which ends up changing some aspects of the stories? Because that sort of thing can and does happen. Especially in drafts for comics and animations and the like, the flair an artist might add can potentially end up changing huge aspects of a character.

>> No.17377602

>>17377565
>When Anon's boss suggested he do some "Extra Work" to earn his way to a better paying job, anon figured he'd just lay back, think of home and let that old shortstack ride his dick for extra vacation days and an increase in pay.
>He insisted he felt nothing for her as she took out her sexual frustrations on his cock, letting her suck it, titfuck it, and squeeze it with her holes knowing that in the end she'd be cast aside.
>And then he saw her face once as she was having an orgasm and his heart skipped a beat.
>When he'd feel her touch or smell her hair when she pressed up against him his heart would quicken.
>The moment he realized he was in for the long haul was when she squeezed him close and shrieked "ANON, I LOVE YOU!"
as she came one day.

>> No.17377621

>>17377602
Cute

Slap her boobs

>> No.17377645

>>17377589
I'm thrilled that people are seeing what I mean with my choice of themes here. I don't have a problem with tons of monster girl smut existing, but I feel like I've got an opportunity to provide something that isn't seen so often. I don't want to tell a story about monster girls adapting in real life so much as unconventional romance. The world isn't idyllic and perfect, but it's similar enough to ours that when things go right it presents a positive image of how things could be. There's a peaceful, content feeling that comes with a healthy relationship that I want people to be able to feel and begin to associate with monster girls.

The main reason I was thinking of changing Terra's species is for distinction's sake, really. Early on I wanted to stick to the more approachable, familiar MG species but found the cast looking too similar to the one in Monster Musume for what I was trying to do. Terra's story is a little unique from the others in that her being a Parahuman hasn't affected her as much as her own life choices, and that she has nobody to blame but her own choices for her main conflict. It doesn't revolve around her being a centaur. As for the white horn thing, I was going to come up with my own term for a caribou or reindeer-type MG and use what I've built around centaurs as a baseline. Her background I have now won't be totally irrelevant.

I want to be able to give whoever I bring on some creative freedom with the character designs, as good character design includes some visual storytelling. That' a big part of why the VN format is so appealing to me for this story. The outlines of what they look like on the character dossier is meant to reflect what I had in mind while writing their stories, but are totally subject to change pending an actual artist's input. Those all came out after I had their core conflict and personalities decided, and are meant to be direct illustrations of who they are. They're more or less my headcanon, and totally flexible if I'm presented with interesting new ideas. A good artist can probably design characters way better and more dynamically than I can, and I hope to find someone capable of having a good discussion and refining the character designs along with me.

>> No.17377646
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We got new Lizard art. She's a cute too.

>> No.17377651

>How to get laid in MGC
#432

Tell your co-workers that, as a matter of professional ethics, you have no intention of getting into a relationship with any of them.

>> No.17377660

>>17377651
>all of them discreetly click a little flag icon next to his name in the company directory
>"Mark for Rape"

>> No.17377664

>>17377646
How can someone protect something that has been lost?

>> No.17377665

>>17377646
I dig that weapon.

>> No.17377666

>>17377646
Shiny Charizard or not, she's still not a dragon!

>> No.17377669

>>17377651
That what one gets for working at a shit company

>> No.17377677

>>17377574
Go away Losenis

>>17377572
So basically Darkest Dungeon? That doesn't help. That just makes the malaise worse.

>> No.17377681

>>17377583
I volunteer to conduct that experiment.

>> No.17377693

>>17376104
Siege Zion?

>> No.17377707

>>17377665
Any clue what it is? Looks like an early poleaxe. It's also seems a bit short, even though she is holding it halfway up the staff.

>> No.17377711

>>17377707
Looks like a short voulge or bardiche to me.

>> No.17377720

>>17377681
I now have a mental image of them blindfolding an anon to prevent bias, then handcuffing him because it's to their tastes, and then beginning to collect data.

>> No.17377737

>>17377711
I'd say the later. The absence of a pointed top doesn't rule out a voulge, but then attachment of the blade to the pole so far up thr blade seems more characteristic of a bardiche.

Polearms are seriously underutilized in popular culture these days

>> No.17377739

>>17377707

Stylized 13th - 14th century bardiche. Although the base of the blade should be secured to the pole as well.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c1/05/b9/c105b9e65aa80e4185b509921bfd44db--th-century-waffen.jpg

>> No.17377785

How would your waifu react if she saw on the news that one of her kind murdered their husband?

>> No.17377789

>>17377785
Who gives a crap anon? People kill each other all the time and I just can't be assed to care.

>> No.17377790

>>17377785
How about you stop talking bro?

>> No.17377792

>>17377785
#NotAllUshi-Oni

>> No.17377793

>>17377785
>>>/a/

>> No.17377798

>>17377790
Okay I will not post any more in this thread

>> No.17377803

>>17377785
Aroused.

>> No.17377813

>>17377785
She obviously becomes a troubled superhero.

>> No.17377822

>>17377645
To expand on the last question, I am more than okay with making changes to someone's background in order to match changes to characters' designs, but the central themes and conflicts of each character are all locked in. It has little to no bearing on their appearance, and the basic motivations themselves are meant to be applicable to anyone, human or parahuman.

On the whole I want to keep the narrative focused on the present. It's all told from the main character's perspective, so it only makes sense that we see what's immediately in front of him. He wasn't there for any of their pasts, and it makes no sense that we see everything. There will be times where he makes his own calls on what he does and doesn't believe about what happened before.

>> No.17377911
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17377911

>"Ayahahaha. Are you realizing now why this house so was inexpensive? Get ready boy, I died a virgin so this will take all night."

>> No.17377917

>>17377911
But I'm not into guys!

>> No.17377922

>>17377574
If it's one thing this thread doesn't need it's more fucking Lilims

>> No.17377924
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>> No.17377929

>>17377917
holy fuck you see it too, so it wasn't just me.

>> No.17377931
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17377931

>>17377922
>Implying you wouldn't want to see more of this she-devil

>> No.17377935

>>17377931
She looks much taller in the official art. Delicious Druberry.

>> No.17377936

>>17377931
Maybe if she wore a white sundress more often.

>> No.17377938

>>17377929
Hmph. I have a talent for spotting dicks.

...Wait

>> No.17377939

>>17377924
Reminder not to take advantage of your passed out co-workers. They'd probably like a romantic confession more, and it'd save them from wanting the dormouse treatment of getting a fetish for getting fucked while they're asleep.

>> No.17377941
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>>17377936
>Sundress
You're thinking of someone else.

>> No.17377943

>>17377931
One, that'd be literal fanfiction to write about Druella; Two, most of the OC Lilims are considered thread cancer last I checked.

>> No.17377944
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>>17377939
Date non-rape is a very, very serious crime in Monstergirl lands.
If your monstergirl friend is drunk and can't legally consent, you HAVE to fuck her.
No means yes. Period.

>> No.17377946

>>17377938
oh ok, so not the same reason
its just that face looks very similar to a certain character from a certain manga that caters to umm...certain tastes

>> No.17377947
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17377947

beeg brown tiddies

>> No.17377948

>>17377946
Yoooooooooo

>> No.17377949

>>17377941
You're not wrong, but I would put a sundress on every monster.

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I need hungry monster girls.

Eating pulled pork BBQ sandwiches!

>> No.17377961
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>>17377944
>you will never end up stuck between those two

>> No.17377965
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>>17377943
>Someone writes a canon lilim
>It's considered literal fanfiction
>Someone writes a noncanon lilim
>It's OC cancer by default
You can't please everyone, anon.

>> No.17377973

>>17377961
Just imagine your head between both sets of breasts as they overbear on you drunk at the diner table, White shoving you against her bust HARD and slurring out how a man needs to be kept close for his own good while green hiccups and pulls you to smush against her own saying how men should get to pick what they want to do for fun

>> No.17377976

>>17377965
>>17377943
Isn't everything anyone not named KC does MGE related fanfiction? :thinking:

>> No.17377979
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17377979

How robot do you like your robots?

>> No.17377984

>>17377947
have to sit at the back of the bus

>> No.17377995

What two shitface drunk monstergirls would you like to be stuck between as they stumble and take you home forcibly with them?

>> No.17377999
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17377999

>>17377995
Oni and Jinko

>> No.17378002

>>17377995
Devil and Demon

>> No.17378005

>>17377995
Manticore and manticore

>> No.17378007

>>17378002
Oooh man, can you imagine

>> No.17378010

>>17377995
Dark mage and Demon

>> No.17378017

>>17377995
Dark Slime and Shoggoth

>> No.17378020
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>>17377995
>>17378005
Manticore and a Hellhound

>> No.17378021

>>17377995
Pharoah and Ryu.

>> No.17378033

>>17377995
2 Familiars.

>> No.17378036

>>17377979
Add facial features like a mouth and nose, even if they're cosmetic, and that's a good level of robot for be.

>> No.17378048

>>17378020
That would be one rough night.
Sign me up.

>> No.17378076

>>17377965
I'm referring to the fact that if you were to write something about Druella it'd literally be a derivative work of KC's since it has one of his characters.

Now while I don't really care for or against people having OC Lilims I do care when said people act like fucking faggots.

>> No.17378088

>>17377995
Elf and Dwarf. Alternatively a Khepri and a large mouse

>> No.17378090

Jesus this was more than I thought
>>17377999
>Oni is still chugging on the way home, posessively mashing your face into her hips and abs, pouring some down on you and guffawing, openly talking about how she's gonna need a massage as soon as she gets back, and that massage is coming from you, and its coming from your dick
>Jinko is flushed, the drinking having brought her heat on early, just staring at you like a predator, several times lunging at you in primal lust, the only thing keeping her at bay is the oni swatting her away and telling her to 'settle down tiger' and wait until you get in the door
>>17378002
>Devil hiccuping cutely and pulling on your belt really forcefully, more using it to stand up straight than anything, sometimes sliding back and burying her face in your crotch and taking a deep whiff, telling you she's gonna ride you so hard you'll need her to cook you breakfast in bed two days in a row
>Demon's bra was gone long, long ago, half strutting half falling over and making sure to stop and twirl at every single lamppost or street sign you pass on the way back, telling you very brazenly how she's gonna enjoy getting your 'pole' nice and slick before letting her long purple tongue roll out and tease one of her nipples while her spadetail reaches up and teases the other one
>>17378005
>Both manticores have their arms around you, very overbearingly, a claw each having torn open your shirt and pants
>Both are whispering in your ear how you're fucking theirs now, you better get ready to get fucked the rest of your life, they've got two big tailpussies but you've only got one dick so they're gonna get extra fucking ROUGH on you to make up for it, you little human bitchboy slut
>>17378010
>Dark Mage's hat is skewed to the side, can barely stand up straight and her hair all razzled from her messing with it, when she hiccups sparks of magic fly out of her mouth and coalesce into little ghastly purple figures that float around your head, moaning with her voice all sorts of lewdities into your ears even as she starts reaching a hand down your pants
>Demon meanwhile has her tail wrapped around your wrist, running one of her claws down the center of your chest, whispering in your ear as well, telling you of the eternity you could spend locked in pleasure with her and the Dark Mage, of how you'd never want for anything more but the dank dark pits of lust and depravity, all if you simply come up to her room with her and sign away your everything, the words almost feeling like they have weight in your ear
>>>17378017
>Walking home encased in a membrous living pool of purple slime, two cores rest on your lap, forming up a fizzy Dark Slime sitting on you and ufufuing as she tells you of how powerful your orgasm will be and also giggling at how powerful its going to make her, occasionally the slime you're encased in tugging at your pants forcefully
>Shoggoth forms up on the other side of your lap, smiling
>Just smiling
>Like always
JOINJOINJOINJOINJOINJOINJOIN-
>>17378020
>There's no one walking home tonight on the sidewalk
>Instead, anon is getting ridden hard on the alley floor, the hellhound grunting and growling as she finishes you off under her, your neck locked under her big paw and her eyes raving mad in drunken lust
>The manticore then shoves her off forcibly, to which she growls but accepts, and then your dick is mauled by tailpussy as the Manticore mounts your face with her hips, the tailpussy instantly getting you hard again as your hair is pulled upward for you to get to work, even as the hellhound tears out a spine from the manticore and starts ruthlessly jabbing your leg, growling about 'More, MORE!' as she does so
>>17378021
>Pharaoh cutely tries to disguise her hiccups, blushing and flushed regardless, and forgets to turn off her god voice in her drunkedness, making every little thing she says- like 'you should really stay with me tonight' or 'Sometimes I want you to just take me forever' becoming an instant unstoppable compulsion for you, heightening your senses as she runs a finger along your back and stares into your eyes, her dress slipping a bit to show way more shoulder and breast than normal
>The Ryu is slithering just a bit ahead, not stumbling much, but at you accidentally stepping on your tail she moans, loud, and a crackle of thunder can be heard in the distance as clouds start rolling in, just as she turns and you see her flushed and lusty face, determined that this time, she's not letting a man get away- this time, she's found the one, and this time, she'll keep him even if she has to flood the whole city to keep him with her
>>17378033
>Two adorable familiars skipping and laughing around you in circles, 'drunk' in the sense that they've had too much sugary drinks, looking up with starry eyes when you offer to take them home
>They grab you by the hands and walk in front, their tight little booties shaking 'innocently' even if they know just what they're doing

>> No.17378095

>>17378076
>I'm referring to the fact that if you were to write something about Druella it'd literally be a derivative work of KC's since it has one of his characters.
That is a very astute observation, anon.
Point being?

>> No.17378099

>>17378090
>JOINJOINJOINJOINJOINJOINJOIN
Shoggoths are scary, and mixing non-similar slimes is very dangerous

>> No.17378107

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that holsts should not be left alone for too long.

Doing such a thing will result in swollen, sensitive breasts, pained whines, and a soon to be shattered pelvis.

>> No.17378108

>>17378088
>Elf and dwarf still arguing, like they were at the bar
>Still dragging you into it, too
>Still shoving your face against their tits and saying how much you prefer one pair over the other
>Still forcibly jerking your dick, right there on the street and saying how 'soft, delicate hands/forceful, heavy-gripping hands' are better at pleasing a man
>Still slurring out how they'll settle this in the bedroom once and for all, clothes strewn about on the way up the steps to their apartment

>> No.17378111

>>17378090
Thanks anon.

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>>17378107
But burning is fun

>> No.17378115

>>17378108
Bless you anon

Why does being forcibly jerked off in public sound as hot as it is frightening

>> No.17378129

>>17378099
I wonder what happens when their cores accidentally brush against each other in such a scenario

>> No.17378130

>>17378090
>oni and jinko double team supreme
I'll never know this feel

>> No.17378132

>>17377995
A Gremlin and an Automaton.
Can Automatons even get drunk?

>> No.17378133

>>17378132
Maybe if you feed them natural oil instead of the synthetic kind

>> No.17378136

>>17378114
No.
Burning is bad no matter what the Ignises say.

>> No.17378140

>>17378129
Well I imagine that any sort of bigamous relationship that includes a Shog, will eventually result in the other MG accidentally becoming one sometimes too.
In this scenario, the cores of both women would touch, and after a brief jolt of sudden pleasure, they would realize their surface tension broke and that they mixed a bit. Then with renewed motivation, and twice the lewdness, you pleasure both slimes together.

>> No.17378141

>>17378132
Introduce one to Bacchus' alcohol and find out.

>> No.17378142

>>17378115
Great now I've got an idea about a couple of MGs who rob a bank and get away by jerking off an anon and threatening to waste his spirit energy in front of police and news cameras.

>> No.17378145

>>17378090
>Manticore and Hellhound back alley sex
I hope they're at least nice enough to cuddle after.

>> No.17378146

>>17378132
>Gremlin stumbling with a pint glass still in hand, finding every light post or electric device you pass absolutely fucking hilarious, saying how she's gonna turn every device into a sex machine one day before leaning back and rubbing her ears against your crotch, smirking smugly and saying how she's gonna use you as the test subject before playfully fake biting at you and stumbling up ahead again
>Meanwhile Automaton follows dutifully behind, walking at a steady pace, you're pretty sure the alcohol didn't effect h-
>She whispers from behind in monotone- "I want to be your test subject. I want to be your slave processor. I want to be your favorite toy to use. I want to be your personal onahole. Transferring ownership to Anon. Please use me. Please use me. Please use me-"

>> No.17378147

>>17378145
>Cuddling in an alley
Gross.

>> No.17378150

>>17378090
I hope that pharaoh and ryu don't find out how much I would like being unable to resist via magic and force.

>> No.17378152

>>17378145
Don't worry anon, they'll take you back to their apartment sooner or later.
>ywn wake up to a Manticore and a Hellhound fighting over who gets to make you breakfast

>> No.17378153

>>17378145
Anon, you picked Hellhound and Manticore. I gave you what would happen. Someone picking Hellhound and Manticore ain't gettin no cuddlin' on a drunken walk home.

>> No.17378154

>>17378145
You're probably getting hauled back to their place.

>> No.17378158

>>17378153
Oh I'm not complaining. Cuddles would just be icing on the cake is all.

>> No.17378159

>>17378146
Yes. YES!!! I'm gonna make so many daughterus.

>> No.17378161

>>17378159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>> No.17378166

>>17378090
>Dark mage and demon
My will would break so fast it'd be a surprise I wasn't trying to take them right there on the walk home.

>> No.17378168

>>17378130
They do actually feel like they'd have an interesting dynamic. One's a big bold brash gal, the other stoic and reserved, but I bet a super drunk Oni is super snuggly and a super drunk Jinko is super rapey.
>>17378140
Sounds fantastic. A happy little accident.
>>17378150
>Ryu notices when she makes little magic balls of water float up and splash on you it gets you very aroused
>Pharaoh notices how easily you're giving into her voice
>Both girls smiles suddenly creep into the widest, most knowing things ever as you're shoved into the nearest love hotel
You gon get MAGICKD
>>17378158
They'd threaten you with all sorts of nasties if you ever told anyone how you woke up and had them each curled up on a side of you, giving you a mofu/shaggy pillow of their necks to rest against
>>17378159
Good man!

>> No.17378170

>>17377995
Kiki and Lamia.

>> No.17378174

>>17378166
They're gonna fulfill your fantasies anon.
Your Deep Dark fantasies.
Her eyes glowing purple, her eyes glowing red, the only source of light in the room as you feel two sets of lips go down and encase your dick, getting it wet and warm as you feel a tail, a hand, and the tingle of both demonic and forbidden magic start running over your body.
Welcome home~

>> No.17378188

>>17378170
>Lamia slithering along, hanging off of you, the happiest drunk you've ever seen, hands unabashedly reaching down your shirt and stroking your chest as she flits her tongue along the side of your face, giving you the classic 'snakes mate for 24 hours' line before whispering in your ear as she tweaks one of your nipples 'And I'm much more than a snake~'
>Kiki meanwhile is shamefully drunk, hiccuping and immediately belting out 'excuse me, beg your pardon, how uncouth of me I-' before she sees you staring at her and tosses her arms down, saying 'oh fuck it' in Russian and leaping up onto you, straddling you and desperately making out with you, still speaking Russian between sloppy kisses saying how she's always wanted this and she needs you and she can be a shameful maid for one night
>Lamia laughs cheerily as she dives on you too, coiling around you as you try to get a word in to at least get to a hotel before they start- to little avail

>> No.17378191
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17378191

Reminder that Angels will love you unconditionally, and are pure and free of impure intentions. Keep them in your prayers

>> No.17378192

>>17378188
>>17378146
>>17378108
>>17378090
Anon, to what do we owe the individual attention?

>> No.17378193

>>17378174
http://i.imgur.com/1e6ElNd.png

>> No.17378195

>>17377995
March Hare and Wererabbit. It's time to make some bunny rabbits.

>> No.17378196

>>17377995
Jubjub and March hare!

>> No.17378197
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>>17378168
>They'd threaten you with all sorts of nasties if you ever told anyone how you woke up and had them each curled up on a side of you, giving you a mofu/shaggy pillow of their necks to rest against
Yes, perfect.

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>>17378192
I'm bored and haven't written or done anything for the thread in quite some time, and I love monstergirls. Hi again mangs.

>> No.17378202

>>17377995
Alp and nightmare
Drunk Dream bending duo.

>> No.17378206

>>17378198
This shit was the highlight of my day, so thanks for doing it m8.

>> No.17378207

>>17377995
An googirl and and anubis. Maybe a dark slime and an anubis specifically.
It's an ultra-sugary chocolate and jelly combination.

>> No.17378210

>>17378188
That kiki is going to be upset when she learns what rough sloppy sex she had while drunk.

>> No.17378216

>>17377995
Dark Priest and a Baphomet.
I bet they have a really good conversation about religion a couple of drinks in.

>> No.17378217

>>17378140
>Well I imagine that any sort of bigamous relationship that includes a Shog, will eventually result in the other MG accidentally becoming one sometimes too

>This could even happen to non-slime monstergirls
>You wake up one morning to find your dragon wife isn't in the shoggoth-bed with you for some reason
>When you slip out from the covers, you wonder if the walls were always so green before
>And if the floor was always so scaly

>> No.17378232

>>17378195
>You're absolutely certain you've missed every turn you needed to take to get home and are completely lost, because you've been staring at the two big bunny booties squished together as March Hare and Wererabbit lean on each other for balance in their drunken state and walk ahead of you
>They catch you staring when they turn back after whispering to each other for a while and give the lewdest smiles ever
>Both hop up and start wiggling their exposed breasts right in front of you, the wererabbit shyly asking if you really want to multiply with her and the March Hare giving a signature Wonderland giggle, saying even she doesn't need to dance around the bush, she just wants to fuck like, well, a rabbit
>>17378196
>Its been about an hour and you've gone about half a block
>In that time, the JubJub has given you three blowjobs, two assjobs, four titjobs and you've finished three times inside of her, her eyes triple heartpupiled as she repeatedly pants your name out and whimpers 'love- forever-'
>The March Hare has herself done about four thigh jobs, four blowjobs, and has coaxed you into finishing on her tits and face three times, each time saying how your cream is the most delicious in the land, and how she wants to be late for every date from now on because she'll be too busy putting creamer in her coffee spot- whatever that means

>> No.17378238

>>17377995
Dragon and Griffon.

>> No.17378239

>>17378217
I always imagined the "becoming one" part was reserved for the throws of passion, like a fucked up chaos snake-ball of flesh and slime.
So the Dragon might wake up in a daze, having accidentally melded with her master and Shog friend, and wonder why her scales seem a little purple today.

>> No.17378248

>>17378232
Your still doing these?

Would it be too late to throw out a pairing?

Large mouse and dormouse if you would please.

>> No.17378253

>>17376450
Bitch don't you appreciate true artistic expression when you see it? If I had it I'd post the Oomukade nurse with the charts.

>> No.17378254

>>17378191
Regrettably, there isn't much good angel girl porn available.

>> No.17378259

>>17377227
Doesn't she have to pee on that stick to get a result?

>> No.17378264

>>17378191
Akroma is patrician taste

>> No.17378265

>>17378202
>You're riding home in your luxurious private limo, the bombshell 13/10 succubus grinding into your lap, making out with you as she pops another bottle of champagne and pours it over her huge stonking tits for you to lap off
>Suddenly, reality flickers and you feel a heavy thud as you hit a lamppost, you, the cute almost androgynous Alp and the Nightmare you were both riding on falling to the sidewalk in a drunken heap
>Nightmare is abashedly stammering out apologies, saying not to look at her, just close your eyes again, that was a really good dream, while the Alp is stuttering and hiccuping, asking if you really like her and if you really think she'll be that hot one day
>>17378207
>Anubis is flush in the face and ornery, complaining in too-loud of a voice how 'its about respect, you know, and there's a reason there's order, can't just, with them, and that's how it is, right?'
>You got no idea what she's saying but she's just cute as all hell when she's drunk and flustered, so you in your drunken state plainly walk up and start kissing her
>She squeals in your mouth and her hands move to shove you off, only for them to be encased against you by a dark purple slime, the other girl materializing up beside you and giggling, slurring out how the Anubis needs to lighten up, how you need to start making moves already, and how ALL of you need to start fucking very soon
>Anubis' eyelids start drooping as she leans back into the kiss, and the dark slime reaches a tendril into your pants to start pulling at your dick, licking the side of your face and caressing you from behind, drawing all three of you even tighter together
>>17378216
>You turn around halfway home to see the Dark Priest and Baphomet have stopped walking, both just staring at you, the Dark Priest with a rapturous smile and the Baphomet with an imposing, smug, lewd one
>Before you can even consider running, the Baph leaps forward and mounts your face, shoving you to the ground with her hips, lifting her panties and rubbing her sweet, sabbath-approved top-tier puffy pussy on your lips, squealing out how onii-chan is so big and strong, he needs to help his imouto feel aaall better with his tongue
>Meanwhile the Dark Priest has your pants down and her hands folded in a prayer like pose, bobbing her head on your dick and humming church hymns as she does so, her moans and gulps getting louder and more frantic as you get close to finishing before she slams down to the base to take it all in as you finish down her throat, the sound of a choir ringing in your ears as you experience the wettest, most explosive orgasm of your life
>>17378238
>You're sipping your beer as you watch the spectacle unfold in the skies above
>feathers flying, scales sparking from talon scratches, the two drunk monstergirls having a catfight for the ages in the sky above, screeching out how 'HE'S MINE TO TREASURE' and 'YOU COULD NEVER TREAT HIM LIKE I COULD' and other such pettiness
>Suddenly they swoop down and careen right in front of you, one talon gripping your shoulder and one scaled claw gripping your other, whoosing you up into the air
>The griffon wrestles you away first and shoves you against her breasts as you fly higher, using her knees to shove you in further, your arms going around to her soft down and your face burying between her sweaty breasts as she promises you that you'll be safe with her, and that you'll be treated like you should be in her care-
>Before you're wrested away by the Dragon, who in air-tackling the griffon lands you on her back, your hands going around to grope her tits as your pelvis grinds against her ass, her tail moving out of the way to give you access, as she gasps out that you are her most prized treasure, irreplaceable, and how you are worthy of riding the dragon, please ride the dragon, please ride her silly-
>Until you're wrested back out of the sky by the Griffon, then by the Dragon, then back and forth...
Rough duo to make work. They'll get tired- eventually.
>>17378248
Yeah sec.

>> No.17378269
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Would short/ageless monstergirls still get carded when they go to a bar?
>Elves get indignant about bartenders questioning their youthful appearance
>Gremlins get pissed because they keep thinking she's a kid
>Several bars outright refuse to serve Baphos because they can't tell their age
I could see some girls having a lot of house parties to get their drink on.

>> No.17378272

>>17377995
Holstaur and her Minotaur cousin who made the Holstaur come out to the bar to try and increase her confidence.

>> No.17378293

>>17378198
Thread MVP

>> No.17378295

>>17378248
>One drink and the Dormouse was lights out, so you're carrying her home in your arms as she gently snores and coos, rubbing her hips and somehow always shifting to a position where you can see up her dress pajamas to her pure pristine panties, her sex puffy and visible underneath, her innocence as she gently sleeps triggering a primal urge to BREED in you, and you start to turn her a bit only for her ass to plop against your groin as she wiggles it in a dream
>The Large mouse meanwhile is holding onto the hem of your pants, staring up at you silently, only with the occasional hiccup, until she suddenly deftly crawls up your side and straddles your face, holding it in her hands and tilting it up to look at her as she breathes heavily and starts pulling her panties down
>"Seventy-seven"
>You look incredulous at her as she says this out of nowhere, your hormones going wild as she exposes her slit before you
>"Seventy-seven... at least..."
>Your eyes widen with realization as you swear you can visibly see her womb throbbing against her tummy
>>17378272
>You're vaguely aware that you're being carried by two people, one on each side, their arms slung over you
>The reason you aren't more aware is because your every sense- sight, smell, touch, hearing, taste even- is occupied by one thing at the moment.
>BOOB.
>Mashed against the giant (and you realize now, leaking) breast of the holst on your left, and the slightly smaller but still large as if not larger than your head breast of the mino on your right, they swing back and forth on the sidewalk as you all use each other for balance on the walk home
>The holst breaks you away first, blushing furiously as she looks you in the eye, stammering out that she's ready, she's gonna make her decision and she chooses... you, emphasizing this with a happy, giddy jump which pops both tits out of her bra just in time for her to hug you between them in a squeezing, crying hug
>The mino then pulls you away, shoving your head back into her abs as she grips you by the chin, burping crassly and guffawing, telling you you better have great health insurance, because that makes two girls with powerful milk-enhanced hips that are gonna be riding you for the rest of your life, even as she pumps her hips a few times for emphasis and stares hungrily at your crotch
>Then its back to being lugged between the two of them as you continue on the way home

>> No.17378299

>>17378295
How about a Shog and Kiki please kind anon

>> No.17378312

>>17378265
Dragons and griffons make great catfights. You can even get some fancy high quality armor with the feathers and scales they drop.

>> No.17378320

>>17378299
>"Mmph, shhlk, mm-mlashsa shheeshon-"
>"Unmnf, ummnph, mmassha ssheeshon~"
>You're sitting on a bench in a park halfway home as your kiki maid is going to town on your dick with her mouth, one hand shamefully under her dress fingering herself as her other brushes your chest, her fluffy wrist feathers tickling your stomach as she accepts yet another load down her throat and looks up to you with glazed over eyes, eyes that tell you that this is what she has always dreamed of doing, every single time she's looked at you
>Meanwhile, the 'bench' in question is actually just the Shoggoth, as her main body is currently sucking on your balls in tandem, before she forms a tentacle to come up and brush against the side of your face, whispering in your mind of all the things she has to show you if you accept her into your life fully, which only tenses your balls up more in her mouth, to which you swear you hear her giggle and run a 'tongue' or two along them in response
>Mastah season indeed

>> No.17378327

>>17378295
Fucking wew that's some great stuff and pretty much exactly how I imagined it. Who needs pelvis insurance though when you've got Holst milk and Mino milk all day everyday.

>> No.17378329

>>17378295
Fucking 10/10. Ty for accepting a late request dude.

>> No.17378340

>>17378312
Never has domestic disagreement been so profitable!
>>17378210
If you were real smart, you'd have taken photos to show her later just to see her adorable reaction.
>>17378293
Monstergirls are the thread MVP mang
>>17378327
True. It's a closed loophole for sure. Just be smart and drink BEFORE the sex. Prevention is better than recovery!
>>17378329
Nah its nothing mang. Meeses are cute, both for different reasons.

>> No.17378346

>>17378293
Someone should do one of baronnesfag walking home drunk with his giant demonfu.

>> No.17378353
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>>17378320
>Mastah season indeed

>> No.17378354

>>17378340
If you are still doing more, I'd like to see Flow Kelp and Kraken.

>> No.17378355

>>17378340
>Kiki goes pale when you show her pics & vids of her drunken romp
>Spends a good while curled up, muttering 'so uncivilized' over and over
Cute and funny

>> No.17378360

>>17378355
Meanwhile lamia is laughing her lamiass off and is trying to post it all over social media.

>> No.17378366

>>17378340
I'd be drinking it as fast as they could produce it, I'm shooting for a titanium pelvis as soon as possible so none of us needs to hold back.
You're a good man for doing all this stuff by the way I know you said earlier "hi again" but I'm tired as hell right now so I don't actually remember you, so who are you good sir?

>> No.17378369

>>17378360
I'd buy a copy of "Kikis gone feral" series.

>> No.17378387

>>17378354
>When you walked in the bar, you had a cute, adorable little flow kelp clinging to your back, and a kind, warm big-sister like Kraken slithering beside you, giggling at what fun a bar night would be for the three of you
>Now leaving the bar, you're carrying a buxom voluptuous bombshell of a flow kelp, giggling drunkedly as she looks up into your eyes and presses her tits against your chest, causing them to wetly squish out and billow further, her legs wrapping around you as she leans up further, her breath hitting your face as her eyes stare deeply into yours, and you stare back, leaning in closer until you finally both lock lips in utmost passion, hands exploring each others' bodies, feeling and groping and fondling and just being in the moment, her tongue wetly licking at yours as she leans in even tighter
>You don't even care that you're doing this on a public street, but when you open your eyes, all you see is pitch black around you, like you've been sucked into some dark dimension, as the flow kelp giggles knowingly and lets herself fall away from you, almost instantly disappearing in the dark
>After a moment, in her place a shining white tentacle shoots forth and wraps around your wrist, then another around your other wrist, then more and more until you're entirely constricted by these tentacles coming from the abyss
>Then out sashays the Kraken, little trails of ink coming out of the sides of her mouth to add to the bubble she's placed you in, her eyes wild and needy, her sex dripping profusely, and her hands running one along her breasts and the other along her face before she lunges forward and mounts you, ripping your pants off and impaling herself on you
>Kelp hands are added to the tentacle knots that are tightening squishily around you, adding smoothness to the puckering suction of the tentacles, as the flow kelp comes back to nibble your ear and rest your head on her lap so you can feel her throbbing sex, even as the Kraken starts bouncing hard on your dick, speaking gibberish about how you're going to make such a fine husband for the two of them, and how she's going to wring you dry from the inside out

>> No.17378394

>>17378366
Just ye old Baroness Demonfag, not to be confused with the comfy childhood friend demonfag. I haven't posted as myself in some time or anything
>>17378369
Right? That after-shame is a fine wine, the further the fall to depravity the hotter.

>> No.17378399

>>17378239
I imagine it could happen post-sex, too.
You're fucking a dragon in a shoggoth tentacle pit, and when you're all spent, the pit dissolves down into the bed you've always know, you and the dragon flopping down onto it.
As you both fall asleep, the shoggoth, tired and drowsy from dealing with yours and a dragon's endless sex drives, falls asleep and forgets to maintain cohesion.
As a human, you remain unaffected, but the shoggoth in her sleep can't tell where her mana ends, and the dragon's mana begins. So throughout the night, as the dragon has such nice soft, warm dreams, her wings begin to become just a little bit squishy. Her scales might lose some of their hardness, starting to melt like wax.
In her sleep, she'd feel as if she were sinking into a hot lava bath, but in reality, the melting would spread across from her scales to her skin, causing her to sink into the "mattress", all purple and discoloured as the shoggoth loses control over the bed's matter.
All the eldrtich slime would feel is a vague sense of satisfaction, merging with something indescribably powerful without even her knowledge. But as the dragon sinks down entirely, merging to the shoggoth like green food dye dissipating into water, she'd orgasm uncontrollably, still incapable of waking up as she's overloaded with the nerve impulses of a being capable of bending space and being everywhere at once.

That's when you wake up, confused and without your dragon wife beside you. Only to head downstairs and see your shoggoth wife carefully extracting a very translucent, very gooey, and very annoyed slime-dragon from the ceiling.

>> No.17378407

>>17378399
Cute, in a way!

>> No.17378410

>>17378399
I love chaos girls. These antics are commonplace. such silly waifus.

>> No.17378423

>>17378399
How would a Dragon react to a surprise transformation like this?
>To think we could corrupt to such a degree??!

>> No.17378424

>>17378394
Ah of course, I should have known from the picture alone, good to see you dude, pretty sure you're the one that made me realize how awesome Demons are so keep doing you.

>> No.17378476

>>17378407
If that's cute to you, I don't think I have the capacity to imagine what you perceive as lewd.

>>17378410
Merging and breaking the boundary of flesh that seperates living beings has always been an aspect of eldritch monstergirls I've enjoyed.

>>17378423
Depends on the dragon. Reactions could range from fear, confusion, horror, all the way to delight and sexual glee as she starts experimenting with a body that has no fixed shape, or is even limited by geometry at all.

>> No.17378523

>>17378476
Hopefully someday KC will grace us with a chaos type Dragon anyway. The Wonderland one was a big hit after all.

>> No.17378531
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17378531

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

>> No.17378537

>>17378531
shog a shit.

>> No.17378538

>>17378523
Chaos wurms when?
>>17378531
And im fine with this.

>> No.17378541

>>17378531

>The police
She may be spooky but she has good taste in music.

>> No.17378547

>>17378531
>Master catches shog singing this in the corner of the room
>Playfully and gently bops her on the head
>"Silly meido."

>> No.17378550

>>17378531
At least it's not Number One Crush

>> No.17378560
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17378560

>>17378531
Reminder the attractive woman part is just a lure used to attract victims

>> No.17378565

>>17378560

I'd stick my dick in that.

>> No.17378570

>>17378560
Sidemouthes are hot. I bet shoggs momentarily forget their facial composition mid-ahegao and their mouth goes sideways

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>>17378560
But it's those unspeakable parts that I find the most attractive in actually. They are exotic, ever-changing, and unlike any other MG, undoubtedly. I like to think the small faces help them emote better.

>> No.17378591

>>17378560
Looks comfy

>> No.17378594

>>17378560
CUTE
>>17378576
This guy gets it
>>17378570
This guy too

>> No.17378609

If normal girls get hot and bothered during a full moon, would a Cheshire get going on a very thin crescent moon, when the world is sharing her smile?

>> No.17378626

>>17378609
>normal girls
By which I mean the usual monster girls. Not 3DPD. Obviously.

>> No.17378655

>>17378626
>Not 3DPD. Obviously.
I dunno, it would be nice if 3pd got hot and bothered during a full moon

>You'll never "accidentally" mess up your tent, forcing you to sleep with the chaste but beautiful paladin-chan for a night, which just happens to be the full moon

Laying the ground work for when you slip her some undead lamentation

>> No.17378669

>>17378655
I wonder if the majority of 3D women would rather enter a monthly heat like animals and monsters instead of getting a blood bath. This could be a good selling point. Some lilim better make a note of this.

>> No.17378676
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17378676

contrasting onis wipip o7

I hope y'all are having a nice night o/

>> No.17378688

>>17378676
Whoomph
Both very nice

>> No.17378726

>>17377944
Is that old hag Fox going to start a drunken rant about how men should stay at home to cook, clean and take care of the kids?

>> No.17378734

>tfw no flamboyant Toucan Harpy.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9tr6Q4Y9s

>> No.17378746
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17378746

Remember to make sure your daughters get a proper nutritious diet that includes Holst Milk.

>> No.17378747

>>17378734
That man and his silly toucan have ensnared me of late. Learned some interesting stuff about toucans
>Their upper beaks are actually solid, not hollowed out
>They are surprisingly dexterous for how big their beaks are
>Happy toucans sound like machine guns

>> No.17378752

>>17378726
She's from a different time, anon.
>>17378746
Still one of my absolute favorite monstergirl related images. Every part of it is fantastic for different reasons.

>> No.17378759
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Reminder that Ice Queen cuddles are one of the best.

At least after you married her.

>> No.17378771

>>17378747
>Their upper beaks are actually solid, not hollowed out
Huh, I didn't know that

>> No.17378778

>>17378746
I wonder if she makes her mother jealous with those.

>> No.17378818

>You'll never be a highschooler in MGC peer pressured by your friends into ordering from a maid service.
>You'll never to your shock see that the maid who shows up is your CC Echidna homeroom teacher.
>She'll never get flustered when she realizes that one of her students ordered her on accident.
>She'll never blackmail you into keeping her maid job a secret by giving you her phone number in case you want to call her to your room for "special services"
>She'll never wind up getting addicted to the taste of the forbidden fruit that is your teenage cock from all the blowjobs that she insisted that you wanted.
>You'll never experience your teacher choking down your cum with hearts in her pupils.

>> No.17378832

>>17378778
>5
>"Oh Rita-chan, you're going to make a man very happy one day! My cute baby girl~"
>15
>"Rita-chan, what have you been eating? You need to watch your diet! I-its... its just not fair! I mean right! It's not right, what it's doing to your body!"
>25
>"You're a grown woman, Rita! You don't need to bring your mother bra shopping with you! What? Just to bond? Oh, fine..."

>> No.17378840

>>17378818
So a snake Kawakami?

>> No.17378843

>>17378746
Do you think at 25 she'd be okay with her husband just spending most of his time peacefully sleeping with his head nestled up in her boobs?
Because that's what I want to do. Just rub her thighs with my hands and snore into her boobs for most of the day. I hope she's that kind of girl by that point.

>> No.17378851
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17378851

>>17378843
She certainly looks like a cuddler to me.

>> No.17378855

>>17378843
Of course anon. Like >>17378851 said, her genki days are behind her and she just wants to cuddle and rest with the man she loves.
I bet if you started to roll away in your sleep she'd gently push you back into position and make sure your face is in it's happy place that she knows you love so much and that makes you so comfortable. Then she'd kiss your forehead and squeeze you in tight, overflowing with love and affection at being able to have this life with you.

>> No.17378863

>>17378855
Soft, gentle cuddlers are the best.
Its a shame its so often associated with Onee san or momster stuff, I just want to cuddle a soft busty fox waifu who's my age and mutually like me just likes to sleep and cuddle as her majority form of affection and intimacy.

>> No.17378864

>>17378851
You could get lost in there, jesus christ.

>>17378855
>>17378863
If there ever were a crossbreed of Inari and Weresheep, we'd be doomed.

>> No.17378867

>>17378864
>If there ever were a crossbreed of Inari and Weresheep, we'd be saved
fixed

>> No.17378875

>>17378840
Basically, but with lewd shit from the word go.
All her massages have happy endings.

>> No.17378876

>>17378864
>Implying that isn't literal, actual perfection
I want it so bad and I want her to look just like that 25 fox. Words can't begin to describe the saccharine softness and cutesy cuddling shit we'd do with each other every waking moment. though most moments wouldn't be waking, they'd be of us just peacefully sleeping curled up into each other.

>> No.17378881

>>17378875
Anon do not fuck your teacher.

>> No.17378885

>>17378881
How else are you going to get an A?

>> No.17378887

>>17378885
Eating a lot of Big Bang burgers, studying and playing shogi.

>> No.17378890

>>17378881
Are you telling me you wouldn't violate your teacher's mouth while pulling on her cutesy maid persona's twintails for deeper penetration?
Are you telling me you wouldn't give it your all so you can graduate and raise a family with her?

>> No.17378900

>>17378890
Maid Kawakami is objectively inferior compared to teacher Kawakami.

>> No.17378908 [SPOILER] 
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>>17378900
But both are inferior to sexy Death doctor.
Am I the only one who pictured Tae as a lich?

>> No.17378912

>>17378908
No, you're not.
God I want a Lich to call me her little guinea pig.

>> No.17378914

>>17378912
You and me both.
Just think of what experiments she would do to you.

>> No.17378915

>>17378914
I would imagine they'd be the same ones Tae has you do.

>> No.17378922
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17378922

>>17378912
>>17378914
My bretheren
>Find your local lich doctor
>Ask her for help with your not-spook thief stuff
>She give you that good shit for being her lab rat on the side
>She puts up a front of being cold, but she's actually really sweet and a bit of a tease
>Especially has a soft spot for kids
>Opens up more when you show her your bomb-ass coffee skills
>Help her sort out her problem in the least subtle way possible
>Despite herself, she falls for you
>Invites herself over one night for a 'thorough examination'
>Thanks to all her tests, she already knows every inch and every kink of your body

>> No.17378931

>>17378922
I just hope she wouldn't get the wrong idea when I asked her for a house call.

>> No.17378939
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>>17378931
She's a doctor first and your girlfriend second, anon. She takes her work very seriously. She'll make sure you're taken care of and ready for action before she hops on your rod.

>> No.17378945

>>17378939
But the house call wouldn't be for me.

>> No.17378946

>>17378887
But you can just fuck her in the ass.
Anal gets A's.

>> No.17378950

>>17378946
But then I can't get my other stats up.

>> No.17378952
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17378952

Clumsly airhead undead > confident genius undead

>> No.17378999
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17378999

How do you feel about this getting a second season?

>> No.17379006

>>17378939
>she gets you cured regardless of what it is
>she considers fucking you her payment
I Love liches.

>> No.17379014

.....fuck.

I missed the drunk dual-wielding waifus shenanigans. I wanted to see what a drunk Succubus and Cupid "sisters" would be like.

I hate idiot coworkes who waste my time when I could be at home relaxing.

>> No.17379030

I've slowly start to realize that the more I think about my waifu and things about her she's turning into a OC.
I don't know what to do.

>> No.17379033
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17379033

Well, would you? Night falls soon.

>> No.17379057

>>17379033
She's not a werewolf.. so.. Yes! There's also no full moon tonight. Right guys?

>> No.17379059

>>17379033
What does her sign say? Only の is familiar to me because I only know like 20 characters.

>> No.17379078

>>17379059
狐の里

>> No.17379103

>>17379033
I don't own a car

>> No.17379109

>>17379059
>>17379103
I'm not upset, just disappointed.

>> No.17379114
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>>17379103
You will never get to experience the joys of road tail from your manticore passenger.

>> No.17379118

>>17379033

I'm a sucker for giant fox ears. So yes.

Though I'll be a bit annoyed when she gets fur all over my velvet interior.

>> No.17379122

>>17379109
Anon I don't even know how to drive, I never needed a car anyway.

>>17379114
I can still experience it somehow!

>> No.17379124

>>17379118
Giant is the only acceptable fox ear size.
We must breed them ever larger so they can hear our love from any distance.

>> No.17379128

>>17379122
I live in an area of America where not owning a car would leave you almost literally unable to work or shop.
So I guess I don't have much empathy towards your situation.

>> No.17379138

>>17378560
I'd make out with that sideways mouth.

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17379141

Put your dirty clothes in with the rest, dude!

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>>17379124

The ears need to be bigger.

>> No.17379145

>>17379144
So big they can hear your feelings and innermost desires.

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17379153

>>17379145

The bigger the ears the better the headpats.

>> No.17379155

>>17379078
Thanks anon, I guess I'll give her a ride in the hopes of becoming her new big brother-in-law.

>> No.17379165
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17379165

Dragon daughters are no joke.
This one barely hatched, but she is already acting like she owns the place and she refuses to put on clothes.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFlU8qwVwAM1sp5.jpg

>> No.17379173

>>17379033
I'd leave her to some other anon, I'm sure they woud love a fox.

>> No.17379190

>>17379153
It isn't a real headpat until the ears can pat back.

>> No.17379195

>>17379165
>haughty dragon daughterus

Yes. Now I'm imagining a puffy cheeked Dragon demanding you hand over all the shiny cutlery in the draws.

>> No.17379197

>>17379165
I didn't wake up just to have a heart attack.

>> No.17379247

>>17377995
I want to be trapped in the corner in a tavern while a drunk ryu and equally drunk otohime argue over me.
>dumb seahorse, I was here first!
>seahorse?! I'm a noble dragon, you stupid water wurm
>the two majestic dragons resort to pulling each other's hair and making a scene until the christmas cake fox that owns the place slams down on the table and gives them death glares

>> No.17379285

>>17379165
Gonna give her a big, shiny ladle before putting her in a cute dress so she's not naked.

>> No.17379302

>>17379285
Subduing a young dragon with precious items is effective, but highly immoral.

>> No.17379309

>>17379302
Shush.
I'm giving her cake afterwards for being such a good girl

>> No.17379314

I wish i could've seen the shitstorm when the alp profile dropped.

>> No.17379321

>>17379309
You're feeding her cake so you can drink all her mother's milk huh? What an evil scheme.

>> No.17379326

>>17379321
No, why would I do that?
She needs milk to build strong bones.

>> No.17379329

>still no anal girl
God dammit KC

>> No.17379336

>>17379329
Lolis.

>> No.17379338

>>17379329
closest we got is akaname, who will probably give you a rimjob

>> No.17379356

>>17378759
>sleeping naked with an Ice Queen
Look at his wavy mouth, he's freezing cold under there! although her bed and fur trimmed blanket look warm and toasty

>> No.17379365
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17379365

She's pretty dexterous.

>> No.17379366

>>17379336
I want to pointlessly breed a Goblin's butt over and over again until she realizes that she can't get pregnant from that hole.

>> No.17379405

>>17377931
Feels like her mere presence would fuck your brain up.

>> No.17379443

>>17379405
>Anon meets Druella
>Tries to come up with a cheesy one-liner
>DE gets to his brain
>Becomes a mere male primate
>Begs her for sex
>She refuses and gives him to one of her Arch-Succubus subordinate instead
Lilims are bad.

>> No.17379454

>ywn be a shota in mg kindergarten
>ywn be the only boy
>ywn have class naptimes in your lamia teacher's coils, with all the girls making a pile on you
>ywn have a substitute elf teacher who can't control the class so she just tells the class to vote on a game
>ywn play doctor with you as the patient
I don't like this feel.

>> No.17379460

>>17379365
She could probably do some really interesting things in bed then.

>> No.17379463

>>17379454
I bet the lich actually wanted to play doctor.

>> No.17379522

Post MG TV show ideas/ripoffs:
>Shota in middle school
>failing grades, put into a "support" class which is basically ridiculed by the entire school
>principal is a mindflayer who is basically hitler
>class teacher (Miss Paladina) doesn't turn up
>new teacher is an innocent tentacle who was tested for a Demonic Energy experiment
>new teacher has superpowers
>Government tells class to try to seduce the teacher into raping them so her DE buildup doesn't monsterise every living thing on the planet
>Evil Lich tries to rape the class and teacher
>Show follows their misadventures
>joined by a Kuu salamander, a CC Succubus, an Automaton and a tomboy scylla
I guess mine is easy to guess.
>captcha is 69

>> No.17379530

>>17379443
Do you think she gets haughty when she sees you turn to your primal instincts to fuck like an animal

>> No.17379624

>>17378676
Tree trunk thighs hot damn.

>> No.17379638
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17379638

Just a few more months and I can spend the rest of my life under the yoke of a playful dominatrix of exotic origins.
Wish I had a species in mind though.

>> No.17379649

>>17379443
She probably has a "mindrape aura" off-switch.


hopefully

>> No.17379652

>>17379638
What

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>>17378676
huuuuhhhhhh thickkkkk

>> No.17379656

>>17379652
The portals, man. They're opening in October. Believe it!

>> No.17379663

>>17379649
Canon portrayls describe her as very beautiful and very terrifying

Then she starts touching you in weird places

>> No.17379666

>>17379656
I want to believe but where is the evidence? t. worried anon in the middle of self loathing

>> No.17379682

>>17379666
>t. satan not believing it making it not true
You took Santa claus but you can't take this

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>>17379666
Typical of you Satan, asking people for evidence to make them question their fate. Get thee behind me.

>> No.17379686

>>17379683
>fate
Faith, I mean. M'lord.

>> No.17379693

>>17379683
HOT mama! Those are some DEVILish tits!
Also why the fuck do I get a cool GET now when in the middle of experiencing the waifu's-not-real-feel instead of when I shitpost. Tis' Satan's fault

>> No.17379697

>>17379656
I thought it was September, but I'm okay waiting a little longer. I've been feeling this coming for a while. I can practically see the monster girls walking down the street in my mind.

Speaking of, does anyone else try to imagine what species women around you would monsterize into?

>> No.17379701

>>17379693
Stop blaming Satan-chan for all of your shortcomings.
>>17379697
This has never occurred to me.

>> No.17379712

>>17379666
>the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist

>> No.17379721

>>17379712
And like that she's gone.
You'll never see her again.

>> No.17379724

>>17379666
Here Satan have a (You).
>>17379656
Why october of all months though?

>> No.17379728

>>17379724
>Why october of all months though?
I don't remember anymore.

>> No.17379741

>>17379728
Well I hope you are right Alzheimer'sanon.

>> No.17379770
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17379770

>>17379741
Who needs memories when there's pleasure to be had without end?

>> No.17379776

>>17379770
Because we need your memory to make sure there is, in fact, pleasure to be had in the first place.

This isn't anything to do with the >>>/r9k/ happening meme from a few days ago was it?

>> No.17379783

>>17379776
Definitely not. I've never even read that board.

>> No.17379785

>>17379776
No we've been waiting for a long, long time. I don't know anything about what robots do in their spare time.

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>> No.17379811 [DELETED] 
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>>17379797
I like big tiddie foxes

>> No.17379836

>>17379811
Reporting in for big tiddie foxes

>> No.17379845

>>17379783
>my first time on r9k
>see some pretentious beta uprising thread
>filled with redditors asking to be on a cnn screencap
And so I left >>>/r/9k/ and never returned

>> No.17379846

>>17379329
>still no anal girl
>implying that's not every girl and just don't know it yet

>> No.17379936

Do pharaohs get annoyed when their Anubis advisors it in their throne and try to give orders?

>> No.17379943
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17379943

>>17379811
Take this.

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>> No.17380052
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17380052

>Mister Anon sir, what will your pleasure be?

>> No.17380055
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17380055

>Anon lives in the MGE setting.
>His town gets invaded by the demonic army.
>Still lives there after they invaded.
>Until one day a Lilim takes a liking to his gf and kidnaps her.
>Anon becomes full on pissed off.
>He decides to get back at her by dressing up has a plumber to keep his true identity a secret.
>He keeps getting past her army of monstergirls to always rescue his waifu from Lilim.
>This winds up being a common occurrence.
>Now, Lilim just wants revenge against the plumber that keeps embarrassing her at every opportunity.

>> No.17380059

>>17380052
I want to marry you

>> No.17380084
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17380084

>mostly prefer monstrous and dominant girls
>lately all that's been on my mind is the thought of cuddling a big breasted fox
Posts like >>17379943 aren't helping either.

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17380091

>>17380084
Foxes aren't verboten.

>> No.17380118

>>17380059
>Using a genie for something as mundane as that
You don't even have to wish for that! C'mon anon, be a little creative!

>> No.17380128

>>17380052
I want you to be free

>> No.17380129

>>17380052
If I wish for her freedom, does she keep her magic, and will she still hang around with me? I've never had a friend like her before.

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17380132

>>17380059
>>17380118

>> No.17380133
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>>17380052
To not have a SECOND RATE Genie.

>> No.17380136

>>17380132
I don't get it, why would he be jelly of any of those people?

>> No.17380137
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17380137

>>17378191
>When your angel waifu is so into you that it borders in the realm of straight up lust
>So the Chief Goddess has armor forged based on your hands so that you can always 'embrace her tightly' when you're not together
>TFW Temperance wife kept in a constant state of arousal and self-afflicted celibacy before your Goddess ordained wedding by the idea of you holding her all over

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>>17380084

>> No.17380150

>>17380091
>that one on the right
Damn it anon, don't do this to me.
>>17380141
Tamamo is an angel.

>> No.17380159

>>17380136
https://youtu.be/mvauZAsWjwM

>> No.17380161

>>17380133
Nice reference.
One thing that always bothered me: Why didn't Alladin wish to be a prince, then give the genie to the princess and the sultan? They could've had five more wishes before setting him free.

>> No.17380172

>>17380161
He wasn't sure if he wanted the Genie IN OR OUT.

>> No.17380181

>>17380136
Because the girl was already right behind him. See how she's walking up to him before the coin went in? He could've had the girl and the goods.

>> No.17380186

>>17380181
Then he should come back with more change.

>> No.17380189

>>17380136
I would choose a freaking x wing or super powers over a girl

>> No.17380196

>>17380189
Then why are you here?

>> No.17380197

>>17380186
Sign says 1 wish per customer

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>>17380128
>>17380129
That's a one way ticket to having a genie ride you every day and night

>> No.17380210

>>17380197
The girl didn't make a wish. All she needs to do is wish for more wishes for him.

>> No.17380230

>>17380200
BOUNCY

>> No.17380232
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17380232

Why do large snakes make the best onee-sans?

>> No.17380266

>>17380232
They don't, Kuddlefish do.

>> No.17380273

>>17380232
They make great onee-sans especially in the case of apophis but I'm not sure if they're the best.
There's a lot of other girls I like in onee-san roles.

>> No.17380283

>>17380232
They're big, cuddly and possessive. Whats not to like?

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17380290

Requesting your best mspaint edit of of this image into a doggo or wolffo MG of your choice.

Oh fuck I forgot MS killed paint.

>> No.17380295

>>17380290
>pet me and bring me food
Gladly!

>> No.17380298

>>17380273
Apophis also makes for a good adopted daughterfu

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>>17380290

>> No.17380316

>>17380303
Ahh, the great outdoors!

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17380328

>>17380298
And future wives.

>> No.17380339

>>17380283
>Whats not to like?
When they get TOO possessive.

>>17380298
She will constantly fight with the nearest Pharaoh until she gets the dick
Sounds like a trouble child to me

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17380346

>tfw I finally found that fucking Lich Queen image
>I'm literal weeks too late for the conversation proper
>it's not as good as I'd had hoped either

Take your Lich and be happy.

>> No.17380352

>>17380339
>She will constantly fight with the nearest Pharaoh until she gets the dick
Just need to tick her then, adopterus are pretty much fiancées in MGE.

>> No.17380355

>>17380346
Sapphiron-chan a cute, but where's my Anub'arak?

>> No.17380373

>>17380352
>tick
Dick.
Auto correct trying to censor lewdness.

>> No.17380381

>>17380339
>She will constantly fight with the nearest Pharaoh until she gets the dick
I don't think that would be a problem, anon.

>> No.17380390

>>17380339
>Too possessive
What's wrong anon? You don't want to spend hours on end in her coils?

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17380405

>>17380355
>Confusing the most autistically screeching dragonness for Sapphiron

>> No.17380415

>>17380405
I'm sorry, I only played Warcraft 3, not WoW.

>> No.17380423

>>17380415
Honestly that's good because WoW's storyline after The Burning Crusade or Wrath of th Lich King is a clusterfuck.

>> No.17380427

>>17380352
>>17380381
What's the best time to dick your adopteru Apophis?
After an Anubis sends you a restrain order to prevent her from going near the Pharaoh?

>>17380390
I'd rather have free time and be able to chat with other monster girls without worrying about a big snake punishing me for it

>> No.17380428

>>17380423
So I've been told. That being said though I totally want to travel through time with some Gremlins and Liches and give the primitive P'Orcs crazy magitek.

>> No.17380434

>>17380346
Just kill yourself now.

>> No.17380435

>>17380423
>Planets are baby titans
I don't think even Blizzard knows what's going on anymore.

>> No.17380439

>>17380435
At least they have chicken.

>> No.17380451

>>17380427
>What's the best time to dick your adopteru Apophis?
When she puts a sedative in your drink and handcuffs you to the bed. She may be small but she's still a scheming Apophis.

>> No.17380456

>>17380427
>I'd rather have free time and be able to chat with other monster girls without worrying about a big snake punishing me for it
Why would you need to talk to anyone else? Is she not good enough for you?

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17380462

So riddle me this. What exactly is the point to writing a story about a Lilim if you can just use a high-class Succubus like a Demon instead?

>> No.17380468

>>17380462
One can bend reality and the other can't.

>> No.17380469

>>17380462
Reality marbles.

>> No.17380471

>>17380462
Riddle me this, what's the point in using off topic images and trying to restart tired old debates?

>> No.17380472

>>17380456
This is the kind of questions your snake onee-chan would ask right before pumping you full of venom and raping you until you become fully dependent on her

>> No.17380493

>>17380462
Show me on this doll where the lilim refused to touch you.

>> No.17380501

>>17380462
Why write about a Demon when you can just use a regular Succubus instead? Why write about any monstergirl when you can use a different one instead?

>> No.17380503

Element Change.
Glacies (Ice) -- Glacies (Electric)

>> No.17380505

>>17380427
>What's the best time to dick your adopteru Apophis?
When she offers herself to you. The sexual tension between a single monstergirl and a single man living together wouldn't take long to snap.

>> No.17380507

>>17380462
I'm a Demonfag into the power of Demons and even I know that while they're high level boss-tier monsters, they don't hold a candle to a Lilim
Well, maybe that's too harsh. At least in the current cycle lilims handily outclass Demons, even if Demons were probably considerably more powerful than high level succubi in previous cycles.

>> No.17380510

>>17377995
Anubis and an Anubis!

>> No.17380515

>>17379033
Should I be hearing 'The Lonely Man' when seeing this pic?

>> No.17380532

>>17380510
>Neither girl drank because they couldn't fit going into the bar into their schedule, so Anon stayed home and did mundane chores as ordered

>> No.17380533

Got a new Kobold request fulfilled on pixiv! Back to more of the same kinky stuff as I made the initial request over two months ago, but here are a bunch of details I like on this one.

http://imgur.com/XjSYVdX
http://imgur.com/K84l0jm

>> No.17380538

>>17380533
That's pretty hot KDF

>> No.17380542

>>17380472
Whats wrong with that? It makes sure you're safe from anyone else.

>> No.17380551

>>17380533
Those facial expressions are a little uncanny, but otherwise rather sexy. Also shiny and heart pupils.

>> No.17380556

>>17380533
One of these days I'm going to draw my own waifu and daughteru, who are very wholesome.

>> No.17380558

>>17380532
That's depressing.

>> No.17380588

>>17380533
Oh, KDF.

>> No.17380613

>>17380533
>that face on the waifu
She looks like the kind of woman who's incredibly polite but you wouldn't want to anger.

>> No.17380622

>>17380451
I think she wouldn't be that forceful.
She'd come to your bedroom in the evening in flimsy white underwear, and ask you to teach her in practice how to release you both from pent up desires. She might slip a couple of drops of venom into your food beforehand, just to make sure you're leaning towards the right decisions.

>> No.17380623

>>17380533
Latex bitchsuits are fucking ugly.

>> No.17380650

>>17380556
Go for it anon! Do it for them.

>>17380613
That definitely sounds like my waifu, though it's really very hard to actually make her angry. In the context of the scene though I just think she's bemused and proud of our daughteru and how she's being a good girl during her 'training', but you are definitely not wrong either.

>>17380623
Those aren't bitchsuits anon.

>> No.17380657

>>17380650
Your wife does give off the happy mother vibe too.

>> No.17380664

>>17380622
Either way it's boner fuel. Loli grapesnakes that know how to get what they want are fantastic.

>> No.17380666

>>17380533
>he actually pays for this stuff

>> No.17380672

>>17380666
It wasn't a commission, it was a request. Free latex doggos.

>> No.17380676

>>17380666
Satan please. I said this was a request, which means it didn't cost me any money.

>> No.17380703

>>17380472
Apophis venom is strong. You'll twitch in pleasure as you become an incubus.

It's also the reason why restoring a graped Pharaoh is impossible.

>> No.17380712

>>17380703
If I catch any loli Apophis trying to put venom in my drinks she's getting a spanking.

>> No.17380772

>>17380712
>If I catch any loli Apophis trying to put venom in my drinks
That's a good time to dick the adopteru too, and to tell her she doesn't need the venom.

>> No.17380783

>>17380772
>That's a good time to dick the adopteru too
Please don't dick the adopted daughterus. They're supposed to help you fall in love with CC Lamia Librarian at her school.

>> No.17380790

>>17380783
>Dicking adopted daughterus is not allowed
>Dicking adopted momsters is encouraged
This fucking double standard

>> No.17380794

>>17380783
The entire adoption system in MGC is rigged though, it's basically a match making service that only gives adopterus to single men.

>> No.17380797

>>17380783
But they're already helping you fall in love with themselves.

>> No.17380835 [DELETED] 

>>17380790
CCs aren't momsters, they are just older girls.

>> No.17380892

>Maid catches adopted daughter trying to spike your tea with something
>Spanks the girl hard
>Adopted daughter runs to you and said the maid hit her for no reason
>Ask your maid for her side of the story
>All she does is glare at the girl and growl "Глупый шлюха"
>Daughter responds with "嫌な女"
>Now they're just snapping at each other in their native languages despite not understanding each other

>> No.17380903

>>17380892
Nureonago daughteru?

>> No.17380962

>>17380533
why though?

>> No.17381033

>>17380650
Whatever the he'll you call it
It's terrible

>> No.17381043

Would you a snek Reimu?

>> No.17381048
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>>17381043

>> No.17381049

>>17380794
That's why you don't go to the Sabbath run adoption centers. You might end up with a lolihag that just wants your dick and doesn't want awesome daddy/daughteru adventures.

>> No.17381052

>>17381048
I'd rather a harpy moku.

>> No.17381071

>>17381043
>>17381048
YES
Especially if she laid there like a starfish while absent-mindedly fiddling with her smartphone as I humped her cloaca like an onahole.

>> No.17381184
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17381184

Reminder that Anubis are for violent rape.

>> No.17381192

>>17381184
of u

>> No.17381198
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>>17381184
I want an Anubis to violently rape me.

>> No.17381300

>>17380533
If you ignore the heart pupils, the daughter has a "The fuck is this nigga thinking" expression going on.

>> No.17381312

Post songs that are about your waifu.
https://youtu.be/ZyaK3jo4Sl4

>> No.17381374

>>17379033
I would totally take in a homeless loli Tanuki if I saw her trying to sleep under a bridge during a rainstorm.

>> No.17381379

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ45YE9QXHQ

>> No.17381380

>>17381049
>doesn't want awesome daddy/daughteru adventures.
It's a monstergirl. It's greatest adventure is sex with the daddy she loves.

>> No.17381405

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYFz4pKclyA

>> No.17381425
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>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMKskuvJTcs

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>>17381184
Remember that anubi are for getting stronk for. So that you can be the brawn to their brains, princess carry them everywhere like they deserve, and give them a feeling of ultimate safety and security in your arms.

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>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxU9xtwyg0

>> No.17381436

>>17381425
Marry the Robot

>> No.17381437

>>17381428
I-i'll do my best senpai.

>> No.17381442

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/L3LtNupeyUA

>> No.17381449

>>17377946
Which comic?

>> No.17381458

>>17376334
When's the final chapter

>> No.17381459

>>17381458
Never.

>> No.17381462

>>17381428
This really sounds so nice, but what if my Anubis is stronger than me and smarter than me? And I want to feel safe in her embrace?

>> No.17381465

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0

>> No.17381475

>>17381312
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9GbJ33EuL_o

>> No.17381477

>>17381312
>It's an "everybody posts, nobody listens" episode

>> No.17381479

>>17381477
>fucking implying

>> No.17381480

>>17381312

>> No.17381486

>>17381479
Oh I am.

>> No.17381487

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

>> No.17381491

>>17381312
Someone punk rock, maybe a Hellhound
>>17381379
Vampire?
>>17381405
Someone lovely
>>17381425
Automaton
>>17381435
Dullahan/undead
>>17381442
Wolfu? Hellhound? Kitsune?
>>17381465
Shoggoth
>>17381475
That feel

>> No.17381494

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/2Rjy6jppmGQ

>> No.17381502

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/EptSSXNHIfg

>> No.17381504
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17381504

Keep your mouse in latex so that she doesn't mark your furniture with her filthy pheromones.

>> No.17381509

>>17381487
Oni
>>17381494
Jinko, probably
>>17381502
Dragon

>> No.17381515

>>17381477
exactly: it's all bad music, too

this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

>> No.17381517

>>17381509
>>>17381487 (You)
>Oni
Correct, and of course a small, yan ("stalker") one.

>> No.17381519

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

>> No.17381522

>>17381515
At least it's not anime OPs or something.

>> No.17381531

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIG9fraiBU8

>> No.17381533

>>17381515
Go masturbate onto some vinyls, hipster.

>> No.17381539

>>17381504
Going to lewd that Mouse Thief in her skin-tight stealth suit.

>> No.17381540

>>17381515
I wouldn't say it's bad, but a few people have posted soundtracks with no lyrics.

Also, that sounds like Alp.
>>17381519
Anubis, probably. Could also be pharaoh. Apophis don't walk though.
>>17381531
Dragon, judging by the lyrics. I could see hellhounds and undead digging this though.

>> No.17381544

>>17381540
>Anubis

Yup! I wonder if Apophis get offended when you ask them to dance with you to walk like an Egyptian though.

>> No.17381555

>>17381544
>what the fuck is "Egyptian?"

>> No.17381583
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>> No.17381589

>>17381312
I'm sure mine is very obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CeISEUWoI

>> No.17381590

>>17381583
Fluffy

>> No.17381598
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>>17381590
Molest the fluff, do it now!

>> No.17381605

>>17381598
Reminder that macromofu potions are generally prescribed for those individuals with only ONE tail.

>> No.17381607
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>>17381598
Gonna pet the fluffy hotdog!

>> No.17381609

>>17381607
I'd just straight up ruffle her.

>> No.17381611

>>17381589
Fuck, going to be prison would be worth that shit. All the drug dealers and thugs in there, and you knocked down buildings with an armored fucking bulldozer. Hell yeah.

My best guess is a Holstaur or Minotaur when they see red.

>> No.17381618

>>17381589
Ushi?

>> No.17381620

>>17381509
>Jinko
Nope
Not from mge either

>> No.17381626

>>17381611
Funnily enough the reason he did that is over a zoning dispute just look up Marvin Heemeyer

>> No.17381634

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzEs8kYIZ6Y

>> No.17381637

>>17381583
Look at that Puppy's puppies!

>> No.17381644

>>17381620
Oh, cool. I usually assume people on here are sticking to MGE since that seems to be what most of the art here is based on.

Some kind of Jaguar girl then. That's the only name I caught in the lyrics. Maybe a man-eating plant?
>>17381626
Sick. I'd do the same if someone was encroaching on my land. Or if I thought the portal was behind something sturdy.
>>17381634
Bee girl? Could apply to anyone really. Cute as fuck regardless.

>> No.17381657
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The artist who drew the "Mating with Oni" mangas posted this earlier today
Shortstack onis deserve more attention

>> No.17381660

>>17381657
attention and little cups of sake.

>> No.17381663

>>17381657
Does he have a twitter?

>> No.17381671

>>17381660
Why not big cups? Is it because you want to see her balance the little cups on her breasts?

>>17381663
https://twitter.com/phoooooooooo?lang=en

>> No.17381675

>>17381644
>Bee girl? Could apply to anyone really. Cute as fuck regardless.
Kobold.

>> No.17381680

>>17381437
The important thing is that you try.

>>17381462
Get stronger than your anubis. Even if she's a musclenubis.
>And I want to feel safe in her embrace?
You can still feel safe in her embrace even if you're stronger than her. You can give her safety through strength, and she gives you safety through the security of her smarts.

>> No.17381690

>>17381680
Well, I mean, I guess you could say it works similar to that anon. She's stronger than me and (given I'm a dumbass) smarter than me. So although I feel safe and secure in her arms, I like to think she still feels safe and secure in mine.

And I actually like her being stronger, so it's okay anon.

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>>17381675
Nice nice. Canine types are the best. I'm a husky/wolf kinda guy myself.

>> No.17381697

>>17381693
I feel you anon. Canine monstergirls are all pretty great.

>> No.17381698

What if Lich Ryu?

>> No.17381704

>>17381698
Does not compute.

>> No.17381732

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/c5HpWh_Uc-c

>> No.17381743

>>17381732
Golem :^)

>> No.17381747

>>17381732
Video not available. Everybody who watched The Muppets knows this song though. I respect your funk.

I imagine a ripped Oni or minotaur with huge tits first, and an amazon second even though they're in the lyrics. If you're waifuing an amazon though that's cool, haven't seen that before.

>> No.17381749

>>17381698
Somebody stop that madwoman before she stacks even more species on herself, the powerlevel is going to be out of control.

>> No.17381753

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/jItz-uNjoZA

>> No.17381761

>>17381690
I mean, unconditional love is all well and good, but you gotta have something going for you, too.
Put in the effort to make yourself the person she deserves, y'know? Even if it's not through strength or intelligence, but the ability to provide stability or something like that.

>> No.17381762

I want a big, strongfat ogre that get's wet seeing me Keep fit for her so that she has a trim and in-shape husband that she can ride and do wrestlesex with.

>> No.17381767

>>17381312
https://youtu.be/tOqFr1AgYT4

>> No.17381772

>>17381753
Fairies or Baphomets, I hope. I feel like this is old-school sabbath propaganda.
>>17381767
I can see a phantom having that going in her house for the dramatic effect. Maybe a chuuni vampire.

Also thanks, I can use this for my DnD campaign

>> No.17381777

>>17381761
I understand what you mean anon and it's okay to think that. But I'd just like to say, and although I may be wrong, I do provide stability for my waifu, it's my goal. And infact what I'd really love to do is support her too, support her to achieve her dreams and goals. Being her little mascot to cheer her on and be at home so I can do all the mundane stuff while she works her way up to do what she wants to do.

I personally don't think it requires strength, intelligence or anything like that. I think it's just a pure desire to love my waifu, and to see her happy.

>> No.17381784

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj1ykZWtPYI

>> No.17381802

>>17381784
Cheshire meming it up with her automaton friend after they couldn't convince the local Kikimora to trololol for them.

>> No.17381813

>>17381802
Reminder that all cheshires need meme body-types.

>> No.17381815
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>>17379943
Thanks dude, I shamed my famiry with that thumbnail

>> No.17381819

>>17381772
Close. But it was a Lich.

>Also thanks, I can use this for my DnD campaign
That's what I was using it for to begin with.

>> No.17381827

>>17381813
Like this?
https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg
>woop woop back up dat ass is too fat
>>17381819
Approved.

>> No.17381833

>>17381827
Nah, fat cat ass isn't a meme, that's what oppai loli, 'chubby', strongfat, and muscled are for.

>> No.17381850

>>17381833
You forgot pear-shaped and bakkunyu.

>> No.17381851

>>17381772
>old-school sabbath propaganda.
You bet you add it is

>> No.17381858

>>17381850
don't you mean Bukanyuu?

>> No.17381859

>>17381833
But fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round!

captcha: already cumin

>> No.17381866

>>17381858
Whatever the meme word is that just means "big tits."
It's the same shit as the kid with the naruto headband that replaced words in sentences with their Japanese equivalents for no other reason except that they're brain damaged.

>> No.17381869

>>17381859
A fat bottom is only good with a body type to go with it.

Big fat cuddle cat with a big fat bottom is the best.

>> No.17381876

>>17381869
>big fat cat tats
>soft plump kitty rump
Are we missing anything?

>> No.17381877
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17381877

Leeches,Vampires or Mosquito vamps? who is the best sucker?

>> No.17381880

>>17381876
fat feline fanny is another one you can use.

>> No.17381881

>>17381876
Plus size Feline Thighs
I can't think of anything that rhymes with "hips" that doesn't sound fucking stupid but hips too.

>> No.17381883

>>17381877
Ghoul

>> No.17381885

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhXZTK-ifmw

>> No.17381902

>>17381777
>Being her little mascot
When you say that, it's like you think of yourself in her eyes as something like a toy. Or a tool to extract a use from.
> I think it's just a pure desire to love my waifu, and to see her happy.
Suppose that's fair. But you know how that saying goes. In a good relationship, just love is not enough.

>> No.17381915

>>17381877
I personally love Vamp Mosquitos, and how they piss off Vampires.
>>17381883
Give this guy a round of applause.

>> No.17381918

>>17381877
>already anemic but she still suckin

>>17381885
I don't speak asian but based on the title I'm guessing Hakutaku or Anubis. Whoever's the most bookish.

>> No.17381919

>>17381883
Would you let a Ghoul suck your dick all day long as a birthday present? I'm sure she'd love to give you a fierce sloppy blowjob until you're a slave to her mouth.

>> No.17381927

>>17381918
Nerd bird.

>> No.17381929

>>17381902
I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry anon

>> No.17381931

>>17381918
Speaking of still suckin', what monstergirl other than ghoul would be into overstimulation blowjobs? Which ones would love watching their husbando twitch and moan as all strength leaves his body and his thick loads gush down their throats? Which ones would get a sadistic thrill from their husbando's weak protests and futile attempts to pull their bobbing head off his dick?
I kinda want my Demonfu to do this to me.

>> No.17381933

>>17381919
If anyone wouldn't let their Ghoul wife do that to them, then frankly they're just wasting the benefits.
Ghouls were made for non-stop blowjobs.

>> No.17381942

>>17381931
Most of the "dom" girls, likely.
Definitely Manticores, with or without the use of the tail.
I feel like Dark Slimes would also really be into that sort of thing.

>> No.17381950

>>17381931
I dunno, I was just thinking that if a bloodsucking type did it you'd lose your wood pretty quick no matter how much you were into it. Your cock would also feel really cold and numb before long, like a wet noodle.

Gotta take a break and eat something rich in iron. Pace yourself, man.

>> No.17381959

>>17381933
If your Ghoul waifu isn't gagging on your dick every other hour then you're wasting your marriage.

>>17381942
Just imagine a Dark Slime staring at you with her eyes half lidded and her mouth in a smirk as you try to pull her head off of your dick only to not even slow her sucking because your hands just slide right through.

>>17381950
Wrong kind of sucking anon.

>> No.17381960

>>17381950
MGs can keep you going pretty well, DE has an invigorating effect when it comes to the bedroom. And that's not even getting into incubization.
Hell, you'd probably be MORE vulnerable to them after incubizing, because then they can just keep going instead of you passing out fifteen minutes in.

>> No.17381966

>>17381950
>>17381960 Me
Oh wait, you were talking about bloodsucking.
That's not nearly as much fun.

>> No.17381973

>>17381877
Vampires

>> No.17381981

>>17381931
I really like the mental image of waking up every day with a vampire fangs latched down there

>> No.17381991

>>17381929
Well, that's how I see it. If I'm wrong on any of that, or if you feel that it's just fine anyway, there's no need for you to apologise.

>> No.17382003

>>17381991
It's just in my eyes I see it very differently. And I really can't put it any other way than me and my waifu being happy together and me being there for her.

>> No.17382015

Something's been bugging me. Why is it that Jap kids like collecting bugs, but Jap adults hate all bugs with a seething rage?

>> No.17382036

>>17382015
Because the older generation does not have an appreciation for mantis or moth girls and their ilk, but the younger generation is catching on.

>> No.17382045

>>17382036
Everyone wants a loving mother.

>> No.17382050

>>17381312
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501106796461.webm

>> No.17382060

>>17382050
Kinda hard to gauge without lyrics. Got a really pretty, twinkly sound to it bfeore it kicks up though. Makes me think of stargazing and northern lights. Maybe a meteor shower.

White horn maybe?

>> No.17382114

>>17382050
ALICEFAGS OUT

>> No.17382129

>>17382114
Alices are cute and for giving cake!
Even the oppai loli alices who are always wondering why cheshire-san keeps glaring at her.

>> No.17382133
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17382133

>>17382114

>> No.17382137

>>17380469
>>17380468
Still not worth writing about. Reality warping is for melting the minds of men and turning them into Beasts.

>> No.17382141

>>17381312
Intercepted from /hbt/
https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M

>> No.17382144

>>17382137
To write lilims is all the reason anyone needs

>> No.17382146
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>portals open up one day to the MGE world
>a "home stay" program is put in place for guys to go to the MGE world
>become a holstaur's homestay on her tiny farm
>over the first few weeks she sneakily replaces all the ordinary milk in the house with her breast milk
>you unknowingly drink her milk for weeks on end
>one day she shows you how to properly milk a cow
>her breasts pushing into the side of your face as she helps you milk your first cow, guiding your hands with hers
>she purposely pushes her breasts harder against you every second that goes by, practically pushing you over
>you're too dense to pick up on her hints
>that night, she sneaks into your room one night while you're fast asleep
>she takes you by force, tired of waiting and unable to hold back her urges, milking your cock with her aching pussy, while force feeding you her delicious breast milk

>> No.17382167

>>17382146
Looks like someone tried crossbreeding that holst with a chimp, except all the chimp genes went to her face.

>> No.17382170

>>17375962
http://mangakakalot.com/chapter/vampire_savior/chapter_1

>> No.17382174

>>17382146
>face
>No cowprints on the top

Well, the writing was good. Lactation isn't really my thing, but I love seeing gentle girls get desperate and forceful.

>> No.17382177

>>17382146
But rape is wrong

>> No.17382188

>>17382167
>>17382174
I don't think there's anything wrong with the face.

>> No.17382191

>>17382177
>smug_squad.eps

>> No.17382210

>>17382188
You're shitting me, right? It looks like someone hit the extrude tool on her mouth and tried to turn it into a muzzle.
It looks like someone saw the character designs for Clannad and thought, "Nah, this is too sharp for me."
It looks like someone tried learning to draw the face from one of those crappy "Learn to draw manga" books, except the book had half the pages missing.

>> No.17382227

>>17382144
>Wanting to write Lilims
Anon please, the last time I tried to write Lilims people called it maximum fucking pretentious because she used human dreams to corrupt them rather than lust bombing Lescatie like Druella did.

>> No.17382237

>>17382227
I like OC lilims, I think they are really cute.

>> No.17382239

>>17382227
>Not wanting to write lilims

>> No.17382240

>>17382191
Still doesn't make it right

>> No.17382246

>>17382177
I agree and rape is especially wrong if it is an Elf being raped. No more raped Elves.

>> No.17382255

>>17382240
Well, yes, obviously. The laws and ethics of humans deem rape as a serious crime that causes a tremendous amount of lasting emotional damage.

But such concerns have little meaning to monsters.

>> No.17382262

>>17382255
But the monster is on the outside. So by that logic, they'd be less inclined to rape than humans are. Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.17382290

>>17382262
>Monsters have different values than humans
This has been mentioned several times in MGE. They revel in pleasure, and see rape as mearly extending an invitation to straight-laced humans confounded by social norms.

To them, sex causes happiness at the moment of intercourse. Any emotional pain experience after the fact can thus be remedied by more sex.

>> No.17382304

>>17382290
>Any emotional pain experience after the fact can thus be remedied by more sex.
Not that it's really relevant, but this is basically the same logic that bestialityfag used to justify his animalfucking to make it a monstergirl. I just find that amusing.

>> No.17382321
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17382321

I wanna have a quiet private wedding on the quarters of our small cozy home in the middle of nowhere!

>> No.17382322

>>17382255
Personally, I just headcanon out the rape shit. Seduction is far superior anyway.

>> No.17382323
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17382323

I want a wedding!

>> No.17382327

>>17382239
I'm already considered a massive faggot of a writer and a lolicon. The last thing I need is a tiny, petite Lilim who isn't as bumfuck crazy as the Queen of Hearts molesting me.

>> No.17382329

>>17382322
Same. I really only follow KC's work for the character designs at this point. The rest doesn't appeal to me.

>> No.17382335

>>17382327
>a tiny, petite Lilim who isn't as bumfuck crazy as the Queen of Hearts molesting me
>The last thing I need
Suuure

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17382336

>>17382322

>> No.17382337

>>17382335
I'm saving myself for my future Nacho wife.

>> No.17382338

>>17382323
I want to officially marry my waifu.

>> No.17382339

>>17382329
I like several aspects of it. World piece, a very watered down and less edgy version of incubization, sex fruits, etc. All of his grimdark stuff I ignore.

>> No.17382340
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>>17382322
>>17382329
Look at these salad tossers.

>> No.17382343

>>17382322
>>17382329
Gentlemen of impeccable taste

>> No.17382347

>>17382339
I totally get the fantasy adventure aspect of it, but I personally prefer seeing MGs in fashionable modern clothes doing fashionable modern things.

>> No.17382351

>>17382290
Monsters are an existence completely different from humans. Even the so-called cosplay-tier monsters are drastically different when it comes to their morals.

Personally, I can't stand mgs being portrayed as folks' dream girl aka girl who actually talks to them and gives sex. My favorite stories are the ones where the girls are scary in their inhumanity. And I don't mean yandere. Ane Naru Mono is a good example.

>> No.17382360

>>17382177

>This is an Onyx Mouth Gag. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with iron, decorated with Quartz and Manticore barbs
>On the item is an image of a Human and Hellhounds in marble. The Hellhounds are surrounding the Human. The Human is being raped.
>The Hellhounds are laughing.

>> No.17382366

>>17382351
Onee-san is not scary.

>> No.17382374

>>17382366
>The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown

>> No.17382377
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>>17382323
Don't we all?

>> No.17382381

Cute daughterus doing cute things!

>> No.17382384
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17382384

>>17382377
Yeah I suppose so
>>17382381
taking naps with mini chuff daughterus

>> No.17382391
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17382391

I am my Pharaoh's slave.

>> No.17382395

Would ogre kingdoms or warriors of chaos be the best counts as army for an mg fantasy army?

>> No.17382402

>>17382395
>warriors of chaos
I would gladly take an army of Shoggoth battle maids.

>> No.17382404

>>17382360
It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

>> No.17382407

>>17382381
That's where it's at anon, my daughteru would do plenty of cute things!

Stuff like hiding under all the clean clothes in the laundry basket on laundry day only to jump out with my warm socks on her hands, feet and ears, exclaiming that she's the Sock Puppy and all my socks are hers now, or running around the house completely naked except for a big red ribbon bow tied around her neck and another one tied around the bas of her tail.

Getting to see her do stuff like that would give me endless happiness.

>> No.17382410

>>17382384
Cutest daughterus for napping.

>>17382395
Depends on what you're shooting for.
Lizardmen would be pretty good...and The undead armies are kinda self explanatory.

Honestly, any non-human army in there could be MGE.

>>17382402
Sadly you'd be getting demon girls and girls transforming into partial human, partial monster forms without fully completing them.

>> No.17382411

>>17382391
As in a literal owned by a mayadere way, or just letting her do as she wants to you?

>> No.17382413

>>17382411
The latter.

She'd be very gentle and kind.

>> No.17382416

>>17382407
Daughterus are truly too good for this world.

>> No.17382418

>>17382391
Would a Pharoah get wet or angry when she finds out that I'm Jewish?

>> No.17382424

>>17382418
No, she'd just make you build her a pyramid. In your pants.

>> No.17382427

>>17382418
>The ideal slave
Wet. Very Wet.

Gonna have to part the Red Sea to deal with that flood.

>> No.17382428

>>17382360
I don't know why, but this made me think about a Home Shopping Network for Monster Girls.

>> No.17382433

>>17382413
Even if she abuses her Word of God on you?

>> No.17382434

>>17382410
I first thought ogres because they're strong, tough, low in number, and have gnoblars that while shit would make for excellent devil bugs or giant mice if we don't want to make a mini monster skaven list. But it lacks enough "normal" dudes to represent lizardmen or elves or p'orcs that WoC has no trouble showing. Short of making a custom army they're all kinda lacking in ways to show them properly.

>> No.17382436
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17382436

>>17382381
Ruffle the little yeti's ahoge

>> No.17382440

>>17382434
Could just do P'Orc Orcs.

>> No.17382447

>>17382433
Define "abuses".

>> No.17382453

>>17382440
The animosity rule is fitting for them.

>> No.17382456

>>17382453
That it would be, bullying abound.

>> No.17382467

>>17377459
yooooooooooooooo sleepy welcome back
glad you're not dead

>> No.17382478

>>17382447
You know, pour honey over her body and demand you lick it all up, have you do all sorts of erotic things and poses for her amusement, order you to stay as hard as you can and not cum as she teases and rides you for hours, until she tells you to have the most biggest and most pleasurable orgasm your body can allow.

>> No.17382481

>>17382428
Remind me of this old pasta

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE TURBO TOWEL. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TRICKED BY A CHESHIRE INTO FALLING INTO A DARK SLIME TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SCHMUCK COVERED IN MUCK? IF SO THEN YOU KNOW YOUR MOM'S TOWELS WON'T HELP YOU CLEAN UP. YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU NEED OUR FANTASTIC TURBO TOWEL!
IT'S MADE WITH THE STAIN ABSORBING POWER OF OXICLEAN AND STATE-OF-THE ART WEAVING TECHNOLOGY TO HELP FUNK THE GUNK. THE TURBO TOWEL'S NOT ONLY FOR WET MESSES, BUT DRY ONES AS WELL.
RUN INTO A MOTHMAN? NO WORRIES. YOU'LL BE DANDER FREE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY BE FREE BUTTERFREE.
FIND AN ALP GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? NO PROBLEM, THE TURBO TOWEL WILL SOAK UP ALL THAT MUSS WITH NO FUSS. BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL, WE ALL KNOW THOSE WHO HAVE KARAKUSAS WOULD NEED SO MUCH MORE, SO JUST FOR A LOW ADDITIONAL SHIPPING AND HANDLING RATE YOU GET NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT FIVE. FIVE TURBO TOWELS FOR 24.99 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! WE'RE OFFERING A FREE MONTH'S SUPPLY OF OXICLEAN TO CLEAN UP ANY MESS IN YOUR CLOTHES FROM GRASS, DIRT, WINE AND SLIME! YOU NAME IT!
CALL NOW AND GET YOUR FIVE TURBO TOWELS FOR 24.99 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING AS WELL AS YOUR FREE MONTH'S SUPPLY OF OXICLEAN.
ORDER NOW.

>> No.17382490

Anyone got that anubis with crows feet? I need my mature/old mgs

>> No.17382494

>>17382447
Commands you to build pyramids while she could be getting screwed by scores of Gypers who are all hung like horses

There would be no way of knowing

>> No.17382497

>>17382467
Thanks. I've been away from internet access on and off for a while, but I always checked in when I could to grab images from the thread and edit my old stories. I dropped a short greentext here and there too. Here's hoping things level out a bit from here on and I can post more short stories.

I'm actually planning to rename my pastebin and rebrand to my current writing handle, Melatonin. I just haven't had the spare change recently.

>> No.17382503

>>17382481
ALL CAPS reminds me of that time Miiafag professed his desire to FUCK A SNAKE!

No offense, but that was hilarious

>> No.17382505

>>17382503
Do you remember anything which'll make that post easier to search for on Warosu?

>> No.17382521

>>17382505
Searching a few choice words should be sufficient.

>> No.17382525

>>17382395
I want Khornefuckers to go and stay go

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>>17382237
There's far too many thread-created Lilims IMHO

>> No.17382570

>>17382565
Do you ever wonder why i say Lilims are SHIT!? Too many OC Steelims, and we talk about them too damn much.

>> No.17382596

>>17382565
Now I want to see a monster girl playing with dolls. Although, I can't tell if it would be better to play along with my daughteru, or to play with my wife who is far too old to be playing with dolls but does so anyway.

>> No.17382600

>>17382565
I personally like them. The ones I can think of are decent enough characters that I think their existence is justified.

>> No.17382601
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>>17382596
ok

>> No.17382607

>>17382600
That's fine, but I'm afraid I can't (or won't) ever create one because of the vocal autists who think that it's being done to garner attention. I'll just stick to stuff I know like the Chaos girls or drink myself into an early grave

>> No.17382609

>>17382596
Possessive and gloomy girls are well-suited to owning a voodoo doll of their future husband, even if he doesn't know it yet.

>> No.17382630
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>>17382601
>"They're not 'dolls', they're model kits!"

>> No.17382637

>>17382601
heh.

>> No.17382640

>>17382601
>anubis and dragon pantieless sleep over where they build nerdy shit
I want this now

>> No.17382642

I normally don't drink at all, but after today's work I just want to guzzle until I lose my inhibitions and sing until my throat is raw.
Preferably some rock ballad about how hard life is in a cheek-to-cheek duet with a similarly fraught monster.

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>>17382609

You might or might be on the right track.

>> No.17382646

>>17382601
I bet the dragon would have her own Jehuty model, and the two would just sit on a bed together playing with the frames while doing dumb Nohman and Dingo roleplay

>> No.17382647

>>17382642
I tried mead for the first time today, it was meh,
seems better as something to be used in a cocktail rather than drunk alone.

speaking of did that guy ever do his mge inspired drinks like what they did with touhou?

>> No.17382650

Prayers with Dark Priest wife

>> No.17382652

>>17382630
>anubis wife is playing with her 'model kits' on the dining room table again
>tell her to put down some newspaper or something so she doesn't get model glue on the table
>she goes to the kitchen to try and get some newspapers, and gets sidetracked
>you walk in to get a drink and she's sliding around in her socks to simulate a zero shift battle, complete with sound effects
>she's growling "DINGO...." to herself as she slides backward and crashes right into you
>for the rest of the night she's even more red than the energy balls Anubis shoots in the game

>> No.17382656

>>17382652
If you tell her to stop, she just shouts that all her comrades are dead.

>> No.17382663

>>17382650
Dick worship is kind of cool, but I don't know how I'd feel about her saying grace for 3-4 minutes before getting a blowjob.

>> No.17382672

>>17382663
Aww, cmon anon, I actually think that would be really cute. Just thate face of peacefulness as she knows she's about to give thanks to your cock and treat it with the reverence it deserves.

>> No.17382674

>>17382663
What if she says the grace with it in her mouth? Certainly explains the "sing her praises" part with all the "mmmmmm" and "ah ah ah ah ah".

>> No.17382675

>>17382656
Or she just grumbles "Damn BAHRAM..." under her breath.

>> No.17382688

>>17382663
>>17382672
>gently running the tips of her fingers along it as she looks up with sparkling eyes and a pure, beaming smile
>"Thank you honey... thank you so much for this blessing..."
>Starts kissing the tip and softly stroking it while continuing on with gentle praise and gratefulness with a religious twinge
I'm half mast just thinkin about it.

>> No.17382716

>>17382675
This anubis is adorable. I want to protect her smile and the Jehuty body pillow she probably owns.
But what will her reaction be when I tell her that ZoE3 was likely going to include literal mechanical gods which look like Orbital Frames, and will likely never ever happen now that Kojima's left Konami, but Konami probably still owns the rights to it?
What if I tell her that a ZoE pachinko game is more likely that a sequel or even another anime?

>> No.17382737

>>17382716
You'll have to just agree to wait together for Kojima to make NOT!ZoE or to give some of the newer Armored Core games a try.

>> No.17382757
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17382757

>It's Summer

Summer can go straight to hell!

>> No.17382775

>>17382737
>for Kojima to make NOT!ZoE
I really hope that's Kojipro's next project after Death Stranding.

>or to give some of the newer Armored Core games a try
I think an anubis in love with the ZoE series as much as that is already going to be familiar with the other series known for HIGH SPEED ROBOT ACTION in its later games.

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17382780

>>17382630
>>17382652
What a silly nerd. I'm gonna tell her coworkers about this

>> No.17382783

>>17382757
I only hate summer because those fucking bees keep trying to fly into my ears.

>> No.17382793

>>17382780
All her coworkers are automatons who've been modified by her to look like the mechs she loves so much.
Obviously, they are already aware.

>> No.17382799

>>17382757
Fucking this

I live near Seattle. You know, the city that never sees daylight according to idiots who don't live here? Yeah it hasn't rained in two months and we have over 15 hours of sunlight. It's also constantly edging to 90 degrees

>> No.17382810

>>17382525
This
Khorne is not for sexual
t. world eaters player

>> No.17382814
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>>17382757
Remove summer from the premises

>> No.17382836

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>> No.17382850

>>17382836
Sounds like an Ice Queen to me. Shit, I'd buy a hip hop album from someone called ice queen.

>> No.17382860

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbP60tvWlBk

>> No.17382862

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbWBRnDK_AE

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>>17376870
>>17377033
https://pastebin.com/CM6B3udh

>> No.17382873

>>17382850
I.C Queen

>> No.17382888

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU

>> No.17382898

>>17382860
A lot of fire imagery early on, and references to the moon. I'm thinking salamander and Hellhound, but mostly cause Hellhound is popular.

Also thanks, I've never heard this before and I dig it. Weighty but not metal so much as an older style rock ballad. Just cheesy enough that I can sneak it in among my Stratovarius albums.

>>17382862
Neat, a Radiohead track I don't recognize. the style of pedal effects they're using evokes gentle underwater imagery for me. Sea bishop, perhaps?

Not the kind of thing I usually look for in Radiohead but pleasant. Good for background music. I'll put it in my writing playlist.

>>17382888
Makin' sweet sticky love circa 1981. Nice.

I can only really guess automaton for pure electronic tracks like this. Maybe a slime?

>> No.17382901

>>17382867
Slut Lilim.

>> No.17382902

>>17382901
She's pure!

>> No.17382909

>>17382898
>Sea bishop, perhaps?
Nah, that's a song for the kind of people who have a "waifu."

>> No.17382910

>>17382902
They're all sluts!
Sluts for love!

>> No.17382927

>>17382799
>>It's also constantly edging to 90 degrees
>local weather is 100+ with over 50% humidity
It's a dry heat! Until the monsoon, then fuck you.

Still wouldn't trade it for the world. Deserts are where you find the Anubis, Sphinx, and Sandworms.

>> No.17382929

>>17382898
Wow, you read my mind regarding Hellhounds, and yeah Sonata Arctica is pretty great.

>> No.17382962 [SPOILER] 
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>>17382927
My bodyheat is slightly higher than normal at all times and I don't have the fat guy excuse for it

Explains why I love the snexy slither of a lady snek

Oh baby

>> No.17382965

>>17381312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7y1ZYFODw&list=RDba7y1ZYFODw#t=36

>> No.17382985

>>17382965
Now this is W E T. Not soggy though. Some A-grade drumming on here. Totally my style. Saved.

Kraken?

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>>17382650
Dark priest spirit healing would be quite a spectacle. Healing all mans' ailments through the miracles of mamano mana.

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>>17382985

>> No.17383004

>>17382999
How do I consistently forget about best plant girl? Flow Kelp is great.

>> No.17383013

What I've learned in the thread today is we all have pretty decent tastes in music.

>> No.17383020

>>17383004
They are pretty lovely. I'd carry a Flow Kelp around on my back all day, even though it's basically a giant coat of seaweed.

>> No.17383022

>>17382867
You would think they would be able to sell liquid DE openly in a monster city.

>> No.17383023
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17383023

I want to get cute clothes for my waifu!

>> No.17383029

>>17383020
Don't worry.

They get easier to carry the longer you go as they're going to dry from big, busty, and thick to a petite, if energetic, loli.

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17383035

>>17383023
I also want this

>> No.17383046

>>17383035
I want to get a strongfat jinko in a cute dress.

>> No.17383049
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>>17383046
How uncomfortable do you want her

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>>17383035
it would be hard to convince her to do it though

>> No.17383057
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>>17383049
blushing

>> No.17383062

>>17382799
thats cute. Try livin in florida first before you complain kiddo

>> No.17383063

>>17383049
I want her blushing, fidgeting, and trying to make herself look smaller because she's got a big bow holding her hair back, a pink dress that's hugging her chest, with a bow about her waist and tied at the back along with lots of frills at the edges of said dress.

>> No.17383068

>>17382799
>No sun

I live in Michigan.
We don't see the sun for months

>> No.17383069

>>17383053
>jinko art I've never seen
noice
>>17383057
looks kind of tsun
>>17383063
I want this now.

>> No.17383073

>>17383069
Exactly.
She'd be big, bulky, and positively cute in her dress.

>> No.17383076

>>17383062
Grew up in the same latitude in what is basically a gigantic swamp. Doesn't mean I got used to it

>> No.17383079 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girls aren't real and they'll never be real.

The world is cold and cruel, and burning the thread for warmth is forbidden.

>> No.17383081 [DELETED] 

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, know that >>17383079 is a faker and that wererabbits aren't giant, sarcastic shitposters with hidden agendas beneath their pure smiles.

>> No.17383086

>>17382985
Here's my Kraken choice. I'd let her ink me up, ifyaknowwhatimean

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM

>> No.17383088

>>17383073
I just want more jinko art period

>> No.17383089

Lets have some fun waifufags,
A group of nachos come around and start hurling insults, (not the kind about being a lolicon or nothin, they're saying shit that actually hurts) Despite your best efforts to disengage with them you find yourself trapped in a circle of these monsters all of which are basically making every single social phobia come true.
NOW. how does your lovely waifu respond?

>> No.17383091

>>17383089
with dip

>> No.17383096 [DELETED] 

>>17383081
You are officially allowed to take a name to certify that it is you

>> No.17383098

>>17383089
I think my waifu would take me to a Mindflayer if I started getting assaulted by snacks.

>> No.17383103

>>17383091
I asked for your lovely waifu not your illegal immigrant shit tier waifu

>> No.17383105 [DELETED] 

>>17383096
Ensuring that from now on, the goodnight post will be met with namefaggotry inspired shitflinging

Way to ruin everything

>> No.17383106

>>17383089
to clarify I meant Atlach Nacha

>> No.17383112 [DELETED] 

>>17383105
>>17383096
The "goodnight thread" shit is already cancerous in its own right. Even if he's going to keep doing it, no fucking way he should namefag on top of it.

>> No.17383114 [DELETED] 

>>17383112
You use the word cancer very trivially.

>> No.17383115 [DELETED] 

>>17383105
I filter it. Feels too much like a forum signature and I get enough inane repetition from here already.

>> No.17383124 [DELETED] 

>>17383114
I use words how I think they best fit according to context.
The goodnight thread posting is just something else to bring this place closer to the stagnation that the katawa shoujo general has so famously achieved.

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>>17383124
Yeah? Well armpits.

>> No.17383132 [DELETED] 

>>17383112
>>17383124
It's only cancerous if you don't like it.

>> No.17383140 [DELETED] 

>>17383114
>>17383132
>>17383124
How dare you wight cis-mule scum margarinalize the plight of handicapable trans-asexual Philipinogrigios with cancer by using that word. I hope you all get melonoma!

>> No.17383142 [DELETED] 

>>17383132
Go over to /ksg/, then. Take a good look at those threads, and tell me that they are, on an objective level, not stagnant, repetitive, and devoid of all reason to continue posting there besides habit.
Tell me that if you genuinely believe that.

>> No.17383145
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17383145

Consider the following;
Dragon Pocky

>> No.17383148 [DELETED] 

>>17383142
There. I looked.

You're full of shit.

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>>17383145
Who is she? I want her to pat my head while she feeds me a pockey

>> No.17383159 [DELETED] 

>>17383148
>One glance
>He doesn't know about the endless purgatory /ksg/ exists in that makes it famous across the site

>> No.17383165 [DELETED] 

>>17383159
Pearls before swine, anon.

Just bear in mind. Even though you might feel like the smartest man in a room of retards, don't forget you're in the room too.

>> No.17383172 [DELETED] 

>>17383165
What are you even making a point about?
You're basically just admitting that the stuff which got called out as cancerous was rightly labelled.

>> No.17383174 [DELETED] 

>>17383124
Nobody cares except (You).

>> No.17383175

>>17383156
She's probably the one who created them in the first place. Probably a super rich Ojou at this point.
She'd probably make all sorts of things for you to try.

>> No.17383180 [DELETED] 

>>17383174
The fact that you're replying shows that you obviously care.

>> No.17383194 [DELETED] 

>>17383172
Your little tirade is meaningless. Nobody gives a shit. And if you've somehow deluded yourself into thinking you're better, then you got one hell of a wake up call coming.

Now be a good little pissant and just shut up.

>> No.17383200

>>17383175
>tfw you will never be a taste tester for a portly dragon baker
Something, something, love nectar.

>> No.17383205

>>17383145
I don't even like regular Pocky. Always tasted like a soggy cracker

>> No.17383218

>>17383205
Have you tried Nutella and Go? It doesn't have the weeb cred, but it tastes like what you think Pocky should taste like.

>> No.17383222

>>17383200
She'd probably be the type to give you chocolate infused kisses and have more of a warmth to her "Oh ho ho!" laugh.

>> No.17383234

>>17383222
>"Here anon, try this! It's my latest creation."
>Transfers the candy into your mouth through French kiss
>"Perfection"
Forget Ms.See, I want Ms.Dee for Doragon

>> No.17383272 [SPOILER] 
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I want to brag about my waifu! Even if some Goddess tries to say otherwise, I'll put her in her place for my waifu!

>> No.17383276
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I want to explore Oni Island!

>> No.17383282

>>17383276
But what if you get gangraped by a bunch of Oni Onee-sans?

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>>17383282
I'd rather be pinned down and ridden gently by one nice onee-san.

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Real ded hours

>> No.17383372

>>17383361
dead hours means post dead girl

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>>17383372
I concur

>> No.17383390

>>17383378
Wisps are .

>> No.17383403

>>17383390
Depression solving.

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>>17383390
Beautiful? Stylish? Terrifying? Lightly yandere?

>> No.17383413

>>17383409
>lightly

>> No.17383415

>>17383413
I'm an optimist, anon. Most of the time.

>> No.17383429

>>17383415
Major > Light yan though!

>> No.17383433

>>17383296
Why would you go to Oni Island to not get gangraped?

>> No.17383469

>>17383409
She doesn't look yandere at all, but she does look cute

>> No.17383503

>>17383469
>You'll never have a harem of Shadow girls who tend to your every whim because you saved them from the collective unconscious.
>You'll never fuck them as much in their concentrated form as much as in their abstract wandering forms.
Goddamn it why can't I find a single picture of the shadow waitresses from Sae's dungeon? Those were sexy as hell.

>> No.17383507

>>17383503
Whoops, didn't mean to quote.

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so ded

>> No.17383572

>>17383568
Probably the best time to be helping lich-chan experiment with Irrumatio!

>> No.17383573

>>17383572
Is that some weird kind of spell?

>> No.17383595

>>17383573
You could say that. She'll need to see your "wand" for it.

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http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ202592/
This game has some neat monster girl designs

>> No.17383631 [DELETED] 

Inspired from a discussion last thread among other things, I wrote a story about a holstaur and her hubby celebrating their five year anniversary together.

https://pastebin.com/D05u2SA7

It's a bit alternative.

>> No.17383639

Give this man no (you)s.

>> No.17383648

I want a Demon to sit on my dick with her plump ass and pretend she doesn't notice how hard she's getting me as she grinds against me.

>> No.17383653 [DELETED] 

>17383631
Swallow razor blades you piece of shit

>> No.17383658 [DELETED] 

>>17383653
>opening any link with "alternative" to it
Ignorance is bliss.

>> No.17383696 [DELETED] 

>17383631
What possessed you to write this?

>> No.17383702 [DELETED] 

>>17383696
He's a faggot with shit fetishes trying to bait. The guy even begs for art of his shitty stories. Just ignore and report.

He has his own little shitty containment board he can post this shit but he's just trying to bait it here.

>> No.17383706 [DELETED] 

>>17383696
He's one of them fellers what learns about a subject he hates in order to upset the people what do because "stop liking what I don't like".

>> No.17383707
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>> No.17383709 [DELETED] 

>>17383658
What about alternative rock?

>> No.17383713

>>17383707
Grade A semen demon

>> No.17383721 [DELETED] 

>>17383631
Unf, THINKING!
Not a big fan of bestiality but nice. I'm glad you wrote bigger sex scene with good impregnation shenanigans, the one in anubis2 felt really short desu and impregnation was off-scene
Still waiting for oyakodon impregnation NTR though. The pinnacle of NTR

>> No.17383724

>>17383607
>tags:prostate massage

whew boy

>> No.17383741 [DELETED] 

>>17383631
>puting the warning at the end of the story
Why? At that point it's to late for any who might need it.

>> No.17383748 [DELETED] 

>>17383702
>The guy even begs for art of his shitty stories
I've never made an art request directly pertaining to any story I've written.

>>17383721
It's in the works. I've been busy lately so expect another week or two.

>>17383741
It's 5am, and I'm not thinking clearly.

>> No.17383758

Should I get the Miia figurin? It's about 450$

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>>17383758
>forgot pic

>> No.17383764 [DELETED] 

>>17383631
Meh, NTR doesn't pack the same punch when it's animals.

>> No.17383772

>>17383758
No figurine is worth that much, even if it is second best snek. Use your $450 for something better.

>> No.17383781 [DELETED] 

>>17383748
>It's in the works
HYPE
I hope sex scenes will be as long as possible

>> No.17383787 [DELETED] 

>>17383748
Why do you post them here? Why don't you post them in the /d/ mg thread?

>> No.17383791 [DELETED] 

>>17383748
>I've never made an art request directly pertaining to any story I've written.
>but I've requested the same exact copy and pasted requests of shitty scenes from my shitty stories everyday XDDDDD b-but non of them are related to my story!

>> No.17383792 [DELETED] 

>>17383787
Writefaggotry on /d/ isn't allowed. He'd have to post it in the /trash/ fanfic thread.

>> No.17383793

>>17383758
That's expensive as fuck, other places sell it at 200$~ https://www.amazon.com/Everyday-Monster-Girl-Musume-Miia/dp/B01JFPZG9K

>> No.17383794 [DELETED] 

>>17383792
Oh good, so he can go there.

>> No.17383804 [DELETED] 

>>17383791
Read my stories and find a request that depicts a scene from any of them.

>> No.17383809 [DELETED] 

>>17383804
Going to act retarded now? You know that the /d/ archives are available to anyone? And so is your pastebin? All you have to do is just type "requesting" into the /d/ archive search and you'll see just your pathetic begging for pages

>> No.17383812 [DELETED] 

>>17383809
I'll wait for you to find a single request of a scene from one of my stories.

>> No.17383818 [DELETED] 

>>17383812
Still haven't answered why you post you're shit here.

>> No.17383827 [DELETED] 

>>17383818
This is a thread for monster girl related material. I write stories about monster girls. Simple. If you don't like the stories, just ignore them.

>> No.17383831 [DELETED] 

>>17383818
At this point if it's anything But shitposting is just not really logical.

>> No.17383834 [DELETED] 

>>17383827
True this is a monster girl thread about monster girls. But it's not /d/ you retard, /d/ fetishes belong, guess where?

By that logic everyone can post futa stories, NTR stories and stories about MGs being murdered but it's okay because it's about monster girls and you can just ignore them ;^)))))

>> No.17383850 [DELETED] 

>>17383834
Playing devil's advocate here for a second
No one ever tells fatfags or people who post about cumflation to fuck off

>> No.17383854 [DELETED] 

>>17383850
>fat fags

There's a difference between people wanting an MG with a bit of a belly, see image. And /d/'s BBW threads with women the size of whales.

>cumflation

Again, a little bit of a bump on a girl's belly is not the same as a girl the size of a hot air ballon full of cum

>> No.17383859

>>17383760
Expensive Snek

>> No.17383861 [DELETED] 

>>17383850
Fat Monster Girls are vastly preferable to NTR faggotry.

>> No.17383863

>>17383760
What is this pricing?
It's not yen, so what is it?

>> No.17383866 [DELETED] 

>>17383861
And non fat girls are vastly preferable to fatshit

>> No.17383870 [DELETED] 

>>17383834
I don't care what gets posted here as long as its MG related. And in all honesty, MGs should be entirely on /d/. It's a fetish in and of itself. It's not extreme, but it is alternative to the mainstream.

>> No.17383872

>>17383863
SEK.
The swedish currency.

>> No.17383876 [DELETED] 

>>17383870
>It's the "Let's move to /d/" anon
I thought you died long ago

>> No.17383878 [DELETED] 

>>17383870
Not him.

I think it's kinda funny that we're here to begin with. I guess it's due to the fact we focus on MGE and not other Monster girl media. We're not here for the porn as much as we are here for the setting and waifus. And That's not really what /d/ is about.

>> No.17383880 [DELETED] 

>>17383876
STOP
BLAMING
EVERYTHING
ON
BOOGEYMEN

>> No.17383890

Gyaru Amazoness.

>> No.17383897 [DELETED] 

>>17383870
Well you're wrong, retarded, and very new. Not everything MG related belongs here. So fuck off with your shitty stories and go make a MG thread on trash to post them, oh wait, I forgot you wouldn't get a reaction there so what's the point right?

>> No.17383911

>>17383890
So a normal Amazoness?

>> No.17383912 [DELETED] 

>>17383897
Tranny poster should go there as well desu
He even admitted he posts trannies just for shitposting and reactions

>> No.17383919

>>17383890
Are good sluts

>> No.17383951
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>some fags got 21k$ to release 3 loli monoeye doujins
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1743847824/shirikodama-publishing-presents-the-readable-eye-a

Absolute madmen
This https://exhentai.org/g/1054710/599552aac6/
this https://exhentai.org/g/1054713/07bd7c67f1/ and apparently one more that was never scanned or something

>> No.17383954

>>17383951
Nice

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>>17383951
ayyyyyy

>> No.17383985

>>17383951

hello new profile picture
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipNdPJm6nuC9sWLK9s_yH-Kt8P3z7P50wtDMQr9EzJOMpMsOCG6h7gzXUXNSUM7xOQ/photo/AF1QipOP1SrDuXkxsPGV2cNxpA5F3bj21ywo7QnJgNI?key=VlE5OVJXU080WE5GOWxmY25pQ1Zxc0loM0g4UUNn

>> No.17383988

>>17383985
Holy fucking shit why the fuck would anyone make that

>> No.17383999

>>17383988
I know, right? It's got a piercing through its nose, a disc in its ear and everything. That fashion sense is trash too. Why anyone would want to birth such a thing, I have no idea.

>> No.17384007

>>17383999
Piercings, even gauges, can look great on people. His "glitch graphic" shirt is also pretty damn fashionable. Might not be streetwear-tier but it's hype.

>> No.17384015

>>17383957
I'm surprised the first monster girl spinner wasn't a Cheshire.

>> No.17384021 [DELETED] 

>>17383850
Nah, they get told to fuck off fairly frequently, although i may be one autistic guy who does it, tough to tell.

>> No.17384027

Big, tall, and muscled cheshires are for ear nibbling while they're smugging it up.

>> No.17384052

>>17384027
>>17384015
Actually, this got me thinking.

What IS a cheshire society like?

How do they determine leaders?

Do they live together in clans or do they live alone and away from each other?

>> No.17384059

>>17383951
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1743847824/shirikodama-publishing-presents-the-readable-eye-a
I wonder does japan have as much sucess with crowdfunding as the west?

>> No.17384061
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anyone into purely cutsey monstergirl stuff?

>> No.17384065
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I would like to fight the echidna at the end of a dungeon

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>shindou posted cover of mother and daughteru oni final chapter
Soon
Get on and translate it, jewcob.

>> No.17384069

>>17384061
Sure. After the rape comes cutsy stuff.

>> No.17384073

>>17384052
I imagine them living individually but occasionally meeting each other as they guide humans through wonderland, maybe occasionally meeting up for drinks and to catch up.

I don't really imagine them as pack monsters that have leaders or a hierarchy though, they all report to the queen of hearts since she rules Wonderland.

>> No.17384076

>>17384066
About time, not nearly enough monster girl oyakodon doujins.

>> No.17384078

>>17384073
So they'd live alone but for when they guide folks?

Sounds like they're the wonderland equivalent of INNAwoods

>> No.17384085

>>17384061
I am

>> No.17384094

>>17384061
Is this like a bed time story for daughterus

>> No.17384096
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Don't confuse the ninjas

>> No.17384106

>>17384096
Hey!

Its not my fault that she asked what girls I liked and I told her I like tubby ones AND muscled ones.

It's up to her to make that work.

She's cute regardless.

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Still need that CC wolf

>> No.17384259

>>17384247
Would she a be a big, muscled CC wolf with a bunch of genki loli wolves following her or would she be a softer one that lives on her own?

>> No.17384292

>>17384259
Not him, but I like the sound of the first one.

>> No.17384295
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Faceless girls are cute.

>> No.17384303

>>17384292
She'd be tough, grumpy and cold compared to the lolis.

She's the oneest onee-san that keeps them all in line!

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>>17384295
headless ones count right?

>> No.17384322

>>17384315
I mean.
I guess.

>> No.17384327

>>17384315
Speaking of headless things, Finnish Goblins rode around on headless mounts because they were late when good ones were being handed out.
So there's that.

>> No.17384332

>>17384303
The only reason she's still single if she's like that is because while shes able to wrangle her little sisters with ease, she's hopeless when it comes to men despite their many many many many many attempts to set her up on dates or kidnap men for her to ravish.

>> No.17384340
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>>17384295
A mischievous Imp stole all your hand-written romantic poems to a faceless girl and spread them all over the woods. You must now dare the dark forest with a flashlight as you seek to recover them all before a certain someone happens to come across them.

>> No.17384343

>>17384332
Yep.

She may look pensive and cool on the outside but inside she's super confused.

Also doesn't help that her mom and dad are still creating sisters by the pack.

>> No.17384345

>>17384340
I'll write a story for this

>> No.17384348

>>17384345
You're a good man.

>> No.17384350

>>17384340
Never do this again.

>> No.17384352

>>17384350
Do what?

>> No.17384357 [DELETED] 

>the NTR shit is still up
That Shigydigy fucker requests stuff in the /d/rawthreads for the sake of shitposting here too.

>> No.17384364 [DELETED] 

>>17384357
Just keep ignoring and reporting. We know, he's a faggot.

>> No.17384376 [DELETED] 

>>17383631
Kill yourself

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>>17384364
These threads are too spineless and complacent in the face of shitposting, they just let this shit happen far too often.

>> No.17384390 [DELETED] 

>they deleted it again

Thank you mods

>> No.17384395 [DELETED] 

>>17384390
Now if only the guy could be purged from /jp/ entirely.

>> No.17384406
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I have a hankering to spread a quilt on the grass and feed a girl strawberries, which species is best for this?

>> No.17384416

>>17384406
Depends, do you want her to be cute or smug while it happens?

>> No.17384422

>>17384416
I want her to be slightly confused by my odd courtship ritual but then a woman's natural affinity for getting pampered and fed sweet things would win her over and make her happy.

>> No.17384426

>>17384406
Automatons can probably eat strawberries can't they?

>> No.17384431

>>17384422
Probably a warrior type like an amazon, oni, or something socially awkward like a lich.

>> No.17384433

>>17384426
If Asimov has taught me anything, it's that robots carry a pouch in them that they catch food in so they can engage in eating as a social event without actually requiring a metabolic system.
>>17384431
Amazon sounds nice.

>> No.17384439

>>17384433
It would be.

She'd lay there, giving you a quizzical look as you feed her strawberries but not moving to actually stop you

>> No.17384460

>>17384439
And then when we got home I'd move on to honey. Girls love sweets.

>> No.17384461

What unusual odd jobs in MGG could a young anon, down on his luck, apply for to make some extra cash?

>> No.17384479
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Never give your phone number to a fox, unless you want to be spammed with selfies.

>> No.17384480

>>17384460
Anon.

Dip them IN honey.

Just don't expect her to be able to avoid making a cute face once she first tastes it.

>> No.17384481

>>17384433
Automatons are also magic, so they're going to be able to ingest some stuff.
Kinda wish I knew moon so I can ask him questions about Automatons.

>> No.17384482

>>17384461
Babysitting.

>> No.17384485

>>17384094
Started in an /mgq/ thread
> someone wonders if something as degenerate as monmusu quest could be made into a children's book
>madman actually writes monmusu quest as a children's story
>another madman actually draws it after the guy post story
I like when on the fly OC happens like that

>> No.17384487

>>17384479
What happens if you give your phone number to a ryu, along with a healthy donation in her shrine's box?

>> No.17384489

>>17384485
Oh cool, I'd still read it to lolis for bed time

>> No.17384492

>>17384480
But if I dip her in honey, I'll have to lick her clean!

>> No.17384493

>>17384487
>get a text message
>"Do you like rain anon~?"

>> No.17384496

>>17384479
Does Urute have have a Twitter? Because I don't see that image on his Pixiv.

>> No.17384498

>>17384492
There are consequences to your actions anon.

>> No.17384502

>>17384493
I actually do have a taste for it every now and then. But I'm sure she would like me to want it all the time.

>> No.17384505

>>17384492
Not her, the strawberries you knucklehead!

>> No.17384511

>>17384502
Saying that you don't like rain all the time is basically like saying "I only want to have sex with you SOME times" to a ryu.

Don't bully ryus. Bully their eggs. With your sperm.

>> No.17384512

>>17384487
She's probably going to spend hours and hours wondering what to send you and when to send it
I wouldn't be surprised if she asked one of her Shirohebi priest and ended up sending you some creepy yan picture/message

>>17384496
He posts first on twitter, then a slightly higher res on pixiv.
https://twitter.com/urute_

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>>17384505
Oh. OOOH.

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>>17384512
>https://twitter.com/urute_
Thank you!

>> No.17384546

>>17384487
>Feel free to text me anytime. I love helping out shrines!
>Thank you for your patronage anon. But, um, I had a question. What do you mean "text" you? I have your phone number for our pay phone, but no address to send a letter.
>Don't you have a cell phone?
>A what?
I want to help a Ryu learn to use modern technology! She often doesn't get a chance to leave the shrine, so she's a little old fashioned.

>> No.17384547

Reminder that foxes need to be as soft as their tails

>> No.17384567
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>> No.17384575

>>17384512
>>17384546
Ryu is cute! CUTE!
>>17384511
That's exactly why I think she wouldn't like me anyways. But I'm sure her rain would be more enjoyable than any others anyways, so I could get used to it being more often.

>> No.17384580

>>17384547
I don't disagree with you, but some men love the contrast between a slim fox and her wide fluffy tail. It makes the mofu seem bigger and more attractive.

>> No.17384582

>>17384546
I feel this ryu isn't like th younger more fertile dragons. Her wine must be very well aged.

>> No.17384592

>>17384567
What's she got in the bag?

>> No.17384601

>>17384580
>>17384580
Maybe but plump mofu is best mofu.

>> No.17384606

>>17384582
Personally, I imagined her as young Ryu who's jealous of her shiros who have boyfriends that take them into the city on their vacation days. She doesn't get a vacation as the head of the shrine.

>> No.17384621

>>17384489
Read them this
https://youtu.be/QG9r4sR0ZIo

>> No.17384623
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17384623

Tarantulas.

>> No.17384624

>>17384606
I want a big, tubby, CC ryu that finds herself acting like a grandmother to some of the Hebi daughterus

>> No.17384633

>>17384623
That's nice but I'm not going to touch school girls.

>> No.17384648

Ok anons, it's time for summer vacation! You and your waifu have two full weeks to go anywhere and do anything you want to. What do you do? Would it just be you and her or would you bring your daughteru(s) too?

>> No.17384663

>>17384601
Lolifoxes have the best mofu.

>> No.17384664

>>17384623
I need more brown spiders in my life.
>>17384633
>not wanting to be approached for compensated dating by a cute JK spider
The compensation is spirit energy.

>> No.17384672

>>17384623
As thoughtless as this kind of spider designs are, they still manage to be lovable
>Apophysis
Does she have an extremely potent venom?

>>17384664
Compensated dating with middle school monster girls is the best

>> No.17384675

>>17384648
The whole family is packing up in the car and we're driving to the family farm. It's going to be terrible. Have you ever tried to fit two Dragons in a car?
The wings, man. The wings.

>> No.17384676

>>17384663
Lolifoxes can also have large rears to go with their tails.

>> No.17384686

>>17384648
It would be nice to head to the ocean for a little while and take a break from the desert, so we'd probably stay in a little seaside town. Even though there's oases in the desert, they don't compare to the openness of the ocean and what we would do there. No daughterus at the moment, but I could see that town turning into a vacation spot for the whole family eventually.

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>>17384676
True that.

>> No.17384693

>>17384672
>Compensated dating with middle school monster girls is the best
Which type of monster girls? Familiars still in their uniform come to mind.

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>>17384663
They only ever have one though.
Older foxes have a definite advantage in that regard.

>> No.17384699

>>17384695
Loli foxes can still be old. Depends if they're a lolibaba or not.

>> No.17384703

>>17384675
>Not driving a 1974 Volkswagen Thing without having to worry about interior space

>> No.17384705

>>17384648
I think we'd go somewhere cold for summer as where me and my waifu live it's hot all year round. Also the plus side of having cuddles to keep warm!

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>>17384703
A road-trip with Monster Girls sounds fun.

>> No.17384712

>>17384699
But then they also won't have
Fat
Fox
Funbags
See also >>17378851

>> No.17384720

>>17384648
I'd take my daughterus to the land of milk and cunny!

>> No.17384727

>>17384720
>Daugtherus come back as pregnant oppai lolis

>> No.17384732

>>17384648
My wafu, my daughteru and I would go to a nice tropical beach resort! We'd play on the beach and in the ocean and in the pool, and eat lots of tasty food. At night we'd watch the sunset over the ocean from our hotel room and fall asleep later to the sound of the waves.

It'd be really comfy.

>> No.17384735

>>17384720
Where even is that?

>> No.17384741

>>17384735
Don't be fooled, that's just what anon calls his basement rape dungeon.

>> No.17384743

>>17384735
A flat, nigh-infinite plain dotted with out-of-shape middle aged men making bad dad jokes.

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>>17384712
They'll have cute small or flat chests instead.

>> No.17384768
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Reminder that demon realms are where the fun is.

>> No.17384780

>>17384768
I want to have a Mindflayer flay that girl to think she's still like on the left.

>> No.17384782

>>17384765
Isn't it a little cold for that fox to go naked?

>> No.17384796

>>17384765
Thank god for wonderland potions.
That way you can try out the flip side every once in a while.
Diamond trumparts did nothing wrong.

>> No.17384802

>>17384708
Until you crash the car because they kept trying to give you road head.

>> No.17384816

>>17384802
Good thing it wasn't mine but my "friend's" dad's.

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I think I might have a chitin addiction.

>> No.17384831

>>17384829
gross

>> No.17384846

>>17384648
I heard there's a tanned Lilim whose pocket dimension has a beautiful island resort in it. It's always summer in there too.

>> No.17384849

>>17384829
The monstrous praying mantis arms are too chitinous for me. Chitin dollsjoints are great, though.

>> No.17384863

>>17384768
I had fun once and it was awful

>> No.17384868

What if you could have your perfect waifu in all aspects, except her species is a hybrid of your preferred species and another one.

How do things work out and what would your waifu look like?
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

>> No.17384874

>>17384868
Legal loli Oni-Demon
I guess her skin turns blue, she possibly becomes a little more mature and less rambunctious? Very small changes in any case.

>> No.17384875

>>17384868
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Wendigo
A Wendigo Dragon? Explain further.

>> No.17384887

>>17384868
>Demon Kikimora
Holy shit yes.

>> No.17384890

>>17382329
>art and nothing else
My attitude with this shitty thread exactly.

>> No.17384891

>>17384868
>Kobold waifu
>rolled Ghoul
So an undead, even more orally fixated version of my Kobold waifu (and daughteru)? I am all sorts of okay with that. I bet they'd enjoy being gagged even more, plus without the need to breathe they could wear dildo gags for much longer periods of time.

>> No.17384892

>>17384868
>Kiki-Ushi-Oni

Either the most well behaved spider out there, or....
God, help me.

>> No.17384903

>>17384868
>Anubis-Kejourou
So an Anubis with the fluffiest tail, silkiest fur, and most gorgeous hair ever? Yes please. Tailjobs just got a whole lot better.

>> No.17384906

>>17384903
>an Anubis with the fluffiest tail, silkiest fur, and most gorgeous hair ever
Drawfags pls

>> No.17384917

>>17384768
What the fuck, she was so much better when she was a human. Why does KC do this shit? And he's trying to convince us it's a change for better, yeah no.

>> No.17384921

>>17384348
>>17384340
Here it is. First time writing, so my pacing needs work.
https://pastebin.com/M1TuCeih

>> No.17384924

>>17384868
>Hellhound waifu
>hybrid with an alice body
So a loli hellhound with wings and a spade tail with a penchant for cute dresses?
I'd have to humour her when she wants to be on top since Alices aren't known for being too strong but apart from that she should be really cute.

>> No.17384929

>>17384892
A very well behaved, fluffy spider who gets very huffy about you stinking up the house with your precious seed by masturbating. Please make sure to deposit all unneeded sperm into her body from now on.

>> No.17384933

>>17384921
You chose a bad time, I got to go watch House. Be back in an hour or so. I'll see what I can tell you after that.

>> No.17384942

>>17384874
She might still make you sign her contract.

>>17384875
Probably really good at warming you up during even the coldest winters.

>>17384887
Sounds like you might have a lewd maid on your hands anon.

>>17384891
You wouldn't even need to ungag them for food, huh?

>>17384892
A spider-Kiki with a few extra helpings of rape.

>>17384903
Imagine how expressive her tail would be!

>>17384924
How would you deal with her constantly forgetting that she's raped you already and comes back wanting more?

>> No.17384947

>>17384868
>Inari-Lamia
Well, hmm. This is kinda difficult to imagine. Sounds neat though.
Coiling and fluffy tail is a remarkably powerful combo.

>> No.17384949

>>17384921
That's p. good, not really anything wrong with the pacing, either. You've got some weird sentences with chained clauses there and some transitions are a bit abrupt. Could use a bit more focus on why her flat face is beautiful, both thematically and to soften the break there.

>> No.17384952

>>17384942
>She might still make you sign her contract.
>Yan girl with a contract
I wonder if that'd make her more or less trusting?

>> No.17384953

>>17384942
>You wouldn't even need to ungag them for food, huh?
I wouldn't need to anon, no, but it's not like I'd keep them gagged all the time! I mean, they'd still have nigh insatiable desires for oral sex, and keeping them gagged all the time would kind of ruin the charm. While we'd be able to do more extreme stuff with gags and oral play, they'd probably stay un-gagged most of the time.

>> No.17384957

>>17384924
>loli Hellhound in an Alice dress
I need it.

>> No.17384961

>>17384942
>How would you deal with her constantly forgetting that she's raped you already and comes back wanting more?
By picking he up and slinging her over the shoulder I guess. As much as I'd try to accommodate her dominant side there's only so much a man can withstand if she keeps forgetting.

Plus there's something cuter about picking up a smug girl that size.

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>>17384947
This is your waifu now.

>> No.17384970

>>17384868
>Vampire holst

Pretty sure there's one already posted in the threads

>> No.17384971

>>17384947
She'd have a great big fluffy tail and fox ears most likely. Getting coiled up in all that would be quite comfy I'd imagine!

>>17384952
More, I'd say. She'd probably put all sorts of 'safeguards' in the fine print so she'd know you're truly hers forever.

>>17384953
Would them being undead change much else?

>>17384961
Do not bully the innocent rape machine. She knows not what she does! I kind of like the idea of getting raped by an Alice type girl who has no idea why she's doing what she's doing.

>> No.17384975

>>17384868
>Dragon cutie mixed up with a Yuki-Onna
Now that would be fun.her scales would go from black to silver and her hair from orange to blue. Her fiery powers would become something like a cold flame and a bit of her smug and cheerfulness would chill a bit.

>> No.17384981

>>17384967
Hell, I'll take that.
That plus fox ears would be a winner if I've ever seen one.

>> No.17384985

>>17384971
>Would them being undead change much else?
Probably not. Outside of the not needing to eat or sleep or breathe I don't think much would change. Their skin tone might get a little paler but I'd like to think that they would still eat and sleep sometimes, because sharing stuff like that is really comfy.

>> No.17385023

>>17384868
>Salamander Nurarihyon
Nice tattoos.

>> No.17385026

>>17384868
>Hellhound Lilim
Chief God take the wheel

>> No.17385045

>>17385023
Would be pretty nice.

Would she smoke a pipe and have an eyepatch?

>> No.17385048

>>17384868
>Centaur Demon
Now THIS is a real Nightmare

>> No.17385054

>>17385026
I remember a while back some people in the thread jokingly made up a city for the ultrasub men here, where the streets were patrolled by overprotective Hellhounds and Oni(?) while the men were kept collared and close at hand.
I think that girl would be the one responsible for such a place.

>> No.17385058

>>17385048

Would be nice.
Would she have flaming hooves, curving horns, and blazing eyes?

>> No.17385086

>>17384971
>Do not bully the innocent rape machine. She knows not what she does! I kind of like the idea of getting raped by an Alice type girl who has no idea why she's doing what she's doing.
>hellice is still smug even though she acts innocent
Hello boner.

>> No.17385101

>>17384846
I want to hop in a Wendigo's winter resort coat and go skiing with her

>> No.17385102

>>17384868
>Automaton + Werebat
So she's just an Automaton with Werebat styled flight equipment? I dig it.

>> No.17385109

>>17385102
I'd take it as a cyborg Werebat, maybe a prosthetic wing or two from a flying accident.

>> No.17385121

>>17384868
Anubis-Doppelgänger...

>> No.17385123

>>17385058
All that while remaining delicious brown. She would easily give Hellhounds a run for their money

>> No.17385130

>>17385121
>no matter what she turns into, she keeps the ears and tail

>> No.17385136

>>17385130
>that plain girl doppelgänger pic but as an anubis
And I though that girl couldn't get any cuter.

>> No.17385141

>>17385123
Horsepussy however.

>> No.17385143

>>17385123
Sounds nice.

Would she be your rider of the Apocalypse?

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Beware the magic frog.

>> No.17385157

>>17385155
Gonna lick this frog to get high!

>> No.17385171

>>17385157
Licking magic mucus causes powerful lewd halucination

>> No.17385175

>>17385171
Are they really still hallucinations if she's the one doing them to you?

>> No.17385177

>>17385155
I want to be her apprentice.

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>>17385157
I'll lick this one.

>> No.17385180

>>17385157
Don't be surprised when she licks you back.

>> No.17385191

>>17385141
Bestpussy

>>17385143
When on duty she would streak through worlds leaving glowing hoofprints in her wake. Off the clock she becomes somewhat lazy and demanding.

>> No.17385196

>>17385191
>glowing hoofprints
I want to try footjobs from a burning demon.

>> No.17385197

>>17385175
That's way too hard of a question
Let's just say it doesn't count if you don't cum

>>17385177
Her tuition isn't free. Bring her food and fertility, and she will bring you knowledge and skills.

>> No.17385211

>>17384868
>Yeti and Dryad
Soft tree leaf hugs? Trees don't do well in the snow

>> No.17385228

>>17385211
Clingy pine dryad?

>> No.17385270

>>17384921
Right then. Line 4
>damned pelvis'
Isn't that pelvises?
Line 8
> a mute, was beyond me
No comma here. Same with the same line, no comma after the "tomorrow".
Line 10
>I couldn't of
Couldn't have.
Line 18
> she said as he
Pretty obvious here.
Line 34
>hoping I can save
should "I could". Future tense.
Line 38
> i've never ran so fast before.
Capital I, also "run" instead of ran.
Line 40
>sneak off, however, I stepped
Try a semi-colon after "sneak off", or just a plain period.
Line 42
>as it alarmed Lia, as I heard rustling behind me
Using "as" twice here reads clumsily, maybe replace that with a semi-colon in the second part of the sentence. I like semi-colons.
Line 42
>If she had eyes,
If she had had.
Line 44
>and to my surprise it was
"and to my surprise in it was".
Line 52
>i've ever seen
Another capital I missing.

Well that's about it for the technical aspects, as for the content I felt the scavenger-hunt bit was way too short, but hey I'll take it.

>> No.17385303

>>17385270
Thanks anon I'll improve

>> No.17385314

>>17385303
You do that. Meanwhile I'll ponder a potential story about a Chili Pepper Alraune.

>> No.17385324

>>17385178
>sample
Tsuyu doesn't deserve to be treated like this.

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>>17375741

>> No.17385344

>>17385326
This guy. I like him.

>> No.17385367

>>17385314
Growing chillies with your Alraune waifu in the countryside sounds like a comfy life.

>> No.17385378

>>17385367
I read recently about the health benefits of chili, it having more vitamins than most berries and carrots. Putting chili in your food makes it more flavorable, decreasing the amount of salt you put into your diet and thus decreasing high blood-pressure. And that's not even getting into the dopamine releases it causes in your brain when you eat it.
Chili is your friend. Chili Alraune is your friend AND your lover.

>> No.17385399

>>17385378
I bet her spit and lady juices would make your dick all hot and tingly.

>> No.17385410

>>17385399
I don't want to rub her peppers on my dick though.

>> No.17385429

>>17385410
>I don't want to rub her peppers on my dick though.
>implying she wouldn't sound you with them

>> No.17385435

>>17385429
DESIST

>> No.17385438

>>17385429
I am just fine with regular sounding anon but that is way too far.

>> No.17385451

>>17385429
And now I'm never bringing this up again.

>> No.17385459

>>17385429
No anon, that's a bad anon.

>> No.17385460

>>17385438
But Mammon Obama would make it heavenly. Don't you want her to pluck a long, slender pepper from her hair, give it a long, lewd lick, slick it up with her own juices, and slowly work it in?

The burning sensation would drive you wild with lust for her. You couldn't take it anymore. You'd leap on her, push her down, and ram it in like an animal without even removing the pepper first. You'd end up pushing it out inside her with your first cumshot, and then feel that burning desire for a fleeting moment with every thrust afterwards.

I bet you'd keep going all night, anon. How many times do you think you'd cum inside her?

>> No.17385474

>>17385460
no way dude.

>> No.17385480

>>17385460
Nah.
Your fetish is shit by the way.

>> No.17385495

>>17385460
Do a flip faggot.

>> No.17385502

>>17385495
Alp pls

>> No.17385546

>>17384868
>dahmpire Lich
... so a normal lich then?

>> No.17385564

>>17385460
Maybe. I mean sounding isn't gay is it?

>> No.17385567

>>17385546
Does double chuuni cancel itself or something?

>> No.17385572

>>17384868
>Kakuen + Umi Osho

Teach me, smug and wise Turtle Monkey.

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>married to hellhound waifu
>she as domineering as you expect but also super protective
>but every night, as you go to bed, she buries her face in your chest and clings onto you as if this final embrace, afraid that she'll lose you

>> No.17385597
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My Lich waifu doesn't need sleep, so she gets to enjoy 9 hours of uninterrupted, non-stop cuddle time every night. She just embraces me for hours on end while staring at my sleeping face with her unblinking eyes. I bet she gets a lot of her great ideas when she has a good excuse to slow down and relax.

>> No.17385607

>>17385597
What do you mean? For those 9 hours the only thing on her mind is you.

>> No.17385611

>>17385607
She's not concentrated on her work so her brain gets a well-deserved break and can work better again in the morning.

>> No.17385636

>>17385597
CBT is a bad fetish.

>> No.17385638

Big, milky Lich titties!

>> No.17385643

>>17385567
No. It only gross stronger. It will never end. No matter what you do.

>> No.17385644

>>17385580
>Honey, how many times to I need to explain this, the mailman is not an assassin sent to kill me.
>Please stop beating him up.

>> No.17385657

>>17385644
This gives me an idea. Being a mailman in MGE must be one hell of a hard job. Put mail through the door and the single Hellhound living at that house will coming charging out chasing you down the street.

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>>17385644
Neither rain nor snow or gl om of nit shall stay these mes ngers from their duty.

>> No.17385666

>>17385661
How do you thank the mail harpies?

>> No.17385669

>>17385661
>tfw no Golem mailwoman waifu

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>>17385666
Get thee behind me, Satan!

>> No.17385676

>>17385666
Leave birdseed in the mailbox

>> No.17385681

>>17385657
>constantly have to beat off the squirrel spies as they try to read the mail you're delivering
This is why I want to be a postmaster for a harpy run post office.

>>17385661
Are you okay? Do you have brain damage? Do you need an ambulance?

>> No.17385682

>>17385657
>Anon is mowing the lawn
>Sees the mailman sprinting across the street
>Behind him a legion of hellhounds, kobolds, and werewolfs
>hfw he knew what the mailman signed up for

>> No.17385686

>>17385669
So why do they call her Miss Pump?
>>17385681
>Are you okay?
It was a reference, you didn't get it. This anon did. >>17385669

>> No.17385694

Would you country ban monster girls or treat them as second tier citizens?

>> No.17385699

>>17385694
Based on how my country treats immigrants, they'd be elevated far above the average citizen.

>> No.17385702

>>17385699
Sweden?

>> No.17385710

>>17385638
Chilled yoghurt directly from her big, juicy breasts!

>> No.17385712

>>17385702
Nice meme, but sadly no. It's a more common problem than you think.

>> No.17385717

>>17384868
>Got Pharaoh + Lilim
I am her eternal servant.

>> No.17385724

>>17384868
>Basilisk/Mad Hatter
I can't wait to see this shroom snek. She would keep her hat tilted downward to hide her eyes and be very chunni about finally looking up and into my eyes.

>> No.17385725

>>17385694
Our President would take credit for opening the portals and promise every citizen a waifu.

>> No.17385733

>>17385725
>[REDACTED] will make waifus real!
This is getting /pol/ bait.

>> No.17385743

>>17385710
Nah, she's gotta keep it chilled and liquid so that you can hear it slosh.

That would be the best method of getting a husband or allowing her boyfriend to 'get ready'

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>it needs to be this thick

>> No.17385753

>>17385748
My first yandere.

>> No.17385756

>>17385748
That's a pretty nice ass. Would use as an onahole and rip to shreds.

>> No.17385757

>>17385748
Eh.
I want my fairies thicker.

Best girl

>> No.17385764

>>17385757
What do you think of the more recent CGI Tinker Bell interpretations?

>> No.17385766

>>17384868
Preferred
>Sandworm
Random
>Tentacle

So basically, no change. She already has tentacles inside of her, so the only possible change would be a slight change in the color of her shell or eyes. Sandworms are already perfect by themselves, and this just proves it.

>> No.17385772

>>17385764
Don't know, haven't seen them.

>> No.17385776

>>17385686
>So why do they call her Miss Pump?
You'll find out soon enough.

>> No.17385784

>>17385748
Something that thick can't be good for her.

>> No.17385793

>>17384868
>Angel Oni
what

>> No.17385794

>>17385784
Fairies are extremely pliable. She can take it, no problem.

>> No.17385802

>>17385793
Buff Angel YES
You're gonna get protected and held tight in her powerful arms and massive Haast eagle wings.

>> No.17385803
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>>17384868
Jinko and kikimora
Jinkimora

>> No.17385811

>>17385793
>Ma'am, you're not supposed to drink the entire bottle of Communion Wine
>Dew yuu noe whu I am? Imma messenjur of Gawd! A heavily angel!

>> No.17385822

>>17384868
>Wurm (Random) + Titania (Preferred)

>> No.17385828

>>17385710
The idea of tits lactating stuff like ice cream and yoghurt is stupid and cringey.

>> No.17385840

>>17385828
Don't be butthurt,
Have some yoghurt!

>> No.17385841

>>17385828
>implying dead breasts give out fresh milk
It's gonna be bittermilk at best, anon.

>> No.17385861

>>17384868
>Lich+Atlach-Nacha
And how does that works?

>> No.17385865

>>17385861
She'll call you various names in monotone or something.

>> No.17385877

>>17385861
Undead Nacho.
Sounds divine. Just imagine those cold, dead loli feet trampling your dick as her monotone voice rattles off a comprehensive list of all the times you prematurely ejaculated from her touch.

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>>17385828
This, anons here are dumb. Any girl can lactate sweet tasting milk.

>> No.17385893

>>17385840
The only thing I'm butthurt over is this thread being overrun with guys who type and act like underage wiki posters.

>> No.17385894

>>17385877
Flaccid.

>> No.17385897

>>17385861
Imagine a spider with the personality and tone of GLaDOS
>After my intense experimentation, I have done an analysis of the usefulness of your body.
>The results were conclusive. Your penis is the only worthwhile part. Not your hands or even your brain.
>That shouldn't be possible, yet here you are.
>Allow me to test to see if your dick is even worth using.

>> No.17385913

>>17385793
reminds me of the Battle Pope comic book

>> No.17385926

>>17385897
I hope that the only reason she lets me live is that I cum so fast when she milks me and am therefore an optimal mana source for her.

>> No.17385979

>tfw had a monster girl nightmare last night
People who want monster girl dreams, be careful what you wish for because that shit was spooky as hell.

>> No.17385983
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17385983

If a Medusa isn't being honest with her feelings, observe her snake hair. They tell you how she really feels.

>> No.17385991

>>17385983
I want to breed this cute medusa despite her protests.

>> No.17385996

>>17385979
I liked Ryu one I had month ago.

>> No.17385997

>>17385983
We need more boatsluts turned into monster girls.

>> No.17386000

>>17385979
I like them spooky. What happened?

>> No.17386001

>>17385983
Is there a translation for these moonrunes?

>> No.17386007

>>17385979

Greentext plz.

>> No.17386023

>>17385979
>Just a nightmare
>He didn't have a night terror about them yet

>> No.17386038

>>17385979
Last night I had a dream of a rust-red stone room where faceless demonic servants skittered about, carving out runes on some structure by poking out the patterns with their fingernails.
I usually don't get dreams either.

Man, why can't I ever get an MG dream?

>> No.17386042

>>17385996
Ryu dreams sound nice, glad someone had a nice one.
>>17386000
>>17386007
>was in the carpark of my old school from 10 years ago
>no cars, no people, nothing
>look around confused and get approached by a girl who wasn't there before
>same height as me short black hair orange sundress, long black tail that didn't end in a spade and goat horns
>asks if I know why I'm there, she seems genki as fuck but a little unsettling
>tell her I don't know
>she starts acting a little more creepy, asking why I'm lying to her
>at some point become aware it's a dream and I want to wake up
>she goes absolutely batshit, voices coming from every direction telling me I can't run away
>faces that look like they're made of fire spin around me shortly before I shoot awake at 4am in the morning
I think I need to lay off the alcohol before bed. Fuck.

>> No.17386047

>>17386042
Why were you lying to her, anon? You know you shouldn't lie to yanderes.

>> No.17386049

>>17386023
>tfw I used to get night terrors when I was a little kid
>tfw the first few times it happened, the neighbors called the cops because all they heard was a young boy shrieking at the top of his lungs for 10+ minutes
Imagining fictional monster girl daughters suffering from night terrors is depressing.

>> No.17386051

God this thread has just devolved into wiki-tier shit.

>> No.17386058

>>17386051
You're free to leave.

>> No.17386061

>>17386058
This

>> No.17386062
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>>17385979
Where did the Nightmare touch you?

>> No.17386073

>>17386047
I think I'm going to look at yanderes a bit differently after that, not a nice way to start the morning.
>>17386062
A yandere nightmare wouldn't be so bad though. Could always punish her in the horse pussy form.

>> No.17386080

>>17386051
Trust me. We may be shit, But we're not even close to that level.

>> No.17386098

>>17386051
Someone's never actually been to the wiki it seems.
Trust me, this is nothing.

>> No.17386114

>>17386042

Enjoy your new wife I guess.

>> No.17386122

>>17386042
Why didn't you accept her love when you were in school together? Now she's been stewing in her hatred and resentment for a decade. You're really going to have to work at cumflating her to make her trust you again.

>> No.17386147

Would a genki lich be cute?

>> No.17386163

>>17386147
What would they even be like?

>> No.17386175

>>17386122
>cumflating
But I'm not into /d/ stuff. Besides she looked nothing like anyone I went to school with, if she did I'd be a little less confused about a girl I've never seen before popping up in my dream.

>> No.17386198

>>17386163
Small smile and a deadpan voice but she would still act genki

>> No.17386206

>>17386175
>he doesn't even remember her
No wonder she's gone full yan. The next time you see her, fall on your knees at once and apologize.

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Still would like a story about the knight and his dragon knight partner in their down time

>> No.17386249

>>17385892
Why are liches the most gropable monstergirl regardless of whether they're flat lolis or busty?

>> No.17386256

>>17386249
That's not Zombie Dragons.

>> No.17386257

>>17386249
It's a Kuudere thing.

>> No.17386266

>>17386257
Kuu is best, put her deadpan to the test!

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Does any know where that boss dragon greentext is?

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Remember to take care of a plant girls ROOTS

>> No.17386278

>>17385979
I actually had a dream about a Jinko leg-locking me last night.

>> No.17386284

>>17386212
I'd like a story about the pair (or any human/MG couple) adventuring together and fighting the Order. There's a lot of interesting stories about one or the other, and only a couple that involve both (I can only think of Moose, and that's just a harem self-insert at this point). I don't want to sound like an ass, but I can't think of one that I would consider as having the quality of some of our better writefags.

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>>17386249
It's the kuu part of their personality.
>tall thicc Lich is measuring ratios needed for her sexytimes potions
>decide to take a handful of her wide meaty hips and asscheeks while she's absorbed in her work
>she just presses her cool, massive ass against your stomach and looks at you with a ":<" expression

>> No.17386294

>>17386163
Like a monotone cheerleader

>> No.17386296
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I would like to see a comedy act between a golem and a automaton

>> No.17386297

>TFW you're secretly an overwhelmingly powerful muscle-wizard and STRONK monstergirls keep trying to 'protect' you because you look small and weak.

>> No.17386301

>>17385979
havent had any MG related dreams for ages and chances are any notable ones ill have for a while will probably be berseria related
i did have three mg dreams in a row at one point though

>> No.17386308

>>17386296
>you will never see a golem hi-five a automaton
>The will never call each other "construct sister"

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>> No.17386342

>>17386297
This above all.

Would love to be that guy and be a calm, collected figure only for hotblooded shounen times to ensue when needed.

>> No.17386368

>>17386342
>Drunken Oni grabs onto you out of nowhere
>"NANI?!"
>Eye glows red with a loud high pitched noise
>lift her clean up off the ground and prepare for a tombstone on her
>"Omae wa mo shindeu..."

>> No.17386370

>>17386329
Can't read moonrunes, why was I btfo

>> No.17386372

>>17386329
>filename
But why?

>> No.17386383

>>17386370
>>17386372
Demonfags all think a perfect Demon will just appear out of nowhere, hand them a contract, and from then on they'd live a perfect romantic life.
The truth is, a Demon would rape you until you got no choices but to sign her contract.

>> No.17386385

>>17386368
Honestly, would rather some sort of Raging Demon attack that leaves her ahegoing on the ground afterwards.

>> No.17386389

>>17386383
To be honest anon if a demon fag's waifu appears in front of him and gives him a handholding paizuri, he is definitely in the wrong if he does not sign a contract with her immediately

>> No.17386390

>>17386383
But I'm a demonfag and I think that's hot.

>> No.17386395

>>17386383
For one, I don't recall either of us claiming that. For two, Demons are noted as being more prone and wanting to seduce instead of right out rape. It's like the second line of their profile, if you feel like bringing it up.

>> No.17386399

>>17386383
What a strange and oddly pointed incorrect assumption.

>> No.17386410

>>17386383
But one of the demonfags' gal snuck into his room and raped them at night to sign the contract while the other talks about how his is a rapemachine and lewd exhibitionist all the time

>> No.17386449

>>17386395
Is it rape if a Demon uses her seduction magic to get you to consent?
Same question for other specie with drugs, venom, etc...

>> No.17386457

Kinda like asking if it's okay to roofie someone, isn't it?

>> No.17386462

>>17386449
>>17386457
The answer is "it's probably rape but MGs never cared."

>> No.17386464

>>17386383
stop pushing your shit

>> No.17386470

All monsters must be taught not to rape

>> No.17386478

>>17386470
>Ms Paladin whispered to herself in the corner of the teacher's lunchroom

>> No.17386480

>>17386470
I doubt they even consider it rape in the first place.

>> No.17386487

>>17386478
If she just asks nicely, I'm sure the monsters will let her join in.

>> No.17386488

>>17386470
Exactly. Otherwise I'm going to have to talk with those friendly Order recruiters.

>> No.17386490

>>17386478
I bet she loves all the monster teachers at the school

>> No.17386491
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>>17386470
Way ahead of you.

>> No.17386499 [SPOILER] 
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>TFW you want to go out with your friends and have fun trolling and getting chased around by MGs in the city but your parents keep loaning you out to baby-crazy human ladies.

>> No.17386501
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>>17386488
Adventure, saving the world, and giant pauldrons. What's not to love?

>> No.17386505

>>17386478
What class would she teach

>> No.17386522

>>17386462
>>17386480
>Demon tries to seduce Anon
>He rejects her because he wants to become a wizard
>She uses her seduction magic to get him to change his mind
>Weeks later the court judges that she did not rape him
>The head judge even adds that Anon shouldn't have played hard to get in the first place
Well, at least with seduction magic you still have to find her attractive, unlike other monsters who will rape you even if you're scared to death of them

>> No.17386526

>>17386505
Sex Ed. But not the exciting sex Ed that the succubus teacher teaches, the boring one where "how to stay safe and ask for consent" sex Ed.

Going to ask ms Paladin why she doesn't have a husband yet

>> No.17386536

>>17386505
History, but only of human civilizations.

>> No.17386542

>>17386526
I bet she shows all the shocking gore images of sexual diseases to scare kids

>> No.17386545

>>17386505
Home Ec; All those church bakesales when she was still a young and innocent kid stuck. She's actually pretty amazing at it.

Doesn't have many students though, most are kinda put off by the battlescars and thousand-yard stare.

>> No.17386546

>>17386499
>You'll never be a teenage boy who gets whored out as a breeding stud to CC Paladins.
>You'll never be given potions to make sure your semen is thick and plentiful at all times.
>You'll never have to deal with the fallout of a Dark Matter corrupting the city you live in, causing all those CC Paladins to become monstergirls.
>You'll never have a harem of baby crazy CC monstergirls.
Damn.
Also, I hate to be that guy but source?

>> No.17386549

>>17384868
>Pharoah with dolljoints
My goodness, this is even better.

>> No.17386551

>>17386499
Jesus if my parents sold me to a human like her I'd gladly give her as many sons as she wants!

>> No.17386552

>>17386546
Artist is Tamanegiya.
Check Gelbooru, Pixiv and Sadpanda.

>> No.17386561

Monstergirls who rape deserve a thorough spanking!

Monstergirls who don't rape also deserve a thorough spanking.

>> No.17386565

Friendly reminder that kissing your MG girlfriend in front of ms Paladin makes her rush to the bathroom and cry

>> No.17386570

>>17386499
I think I could accept a human girl wearing a latex suit like that, as long as she's okay with the eventual monsterization and daughteru dicking.

>> No.17386573

>>17386526
Wallflower Cupid is the best sex ed teacher.

>> No.17386582

>>17386565
What if I wanna kiss Ms. Paladin?

>> No.17386585

>>17386573
>sometimes brings in her husband for demonstrations
>hot, steamy makeout session that gets the whole class rowdy
Someone post those Latenight Cupid maid images

>> No.17386591

>>17386585
She was single and without any practical experience though.

>> No.17386592

>>17386582
That's just gross anon. She's like forty and teacher-student relationships are forbidden.

>> No.17386597

>>17386546
>>17386570

>Lilim catches onto what's going on.
>Vows that no human woman you ever bed shall EVER monsterize, so there will be a steady supply of human boys for future generations.
>Begins working with your parents to set you up with even more lonely human CCs.

Wat do now?

>> No.17386603

>>17386597
I'll go to the news with it. Surely people will protest a young man being kept as a breeding slave for aging human women.

>> No.17386610

>>17386582
Ms. Paladin is for giving the D till she screams how her womb's about to break and ascends into an angel or valkryie although she doesn't know that angels and valkries are just new forms of monster.

>> No.17386616

>>17386603
They'd likely turn a blind eye- After all, if every MG wants a man of their own, SOMEONE has to be out there making them...
...And it might as well be you.

>> No.17386644

>>17386592
>she's like forty
So? It's sad to see her all alone day in and day out.
>teacher student relationships are forbidden
But the marriage between the Mindflayer nurse and that one sickly freshman that everyone's attending in the fall is perfectly fine right?

>> No.17386651

>>17386616
But it's wrong. There are other ways of producing more sons, don't those human women feel bad about running a train on someone just to get pregnant? Can't they find a husband?

>> No.17386655

>>17386536
God help her if she starts teaching about the battles from the World Wars.

>> No.17386658

>>17377165
what am I looking at here

>> No.17386668

>>17386658
Viccy's (Losenis' lilim) hat being filled with cum

>> No.17386676

>>17386644
She can't. She's just an old woman far past her prime, and you're a eager young virile man. If she fantasied or agreed to that sort of thing, she'd be no better then those slutty monsters.

>> No.17386677

>>17379165
Cute!

>> No.17386705

>>17383145
was dragonia ever translated?

>> No.17386709 [DELETED] 

Not a day goes by I don't think about killing myself

>> No.17386715

>>17386705
Nope, not a priority for MGR too since they're focusing on canon material.

>> No.17386727

>>17386383
>a Demon would rape you until you got no choices but to sign her contract
I see nothing wrong with this scenario. Besides, she can't rape the willing.

>> No.17386747

>>17386709
now is the time for action

>> No.17386751

>>17386383
What if he got a super shrewd danuki sis that only ask to make a few "changes" to the contract?

>> No.17386764

how did kc feel when he found out he had a large international fanbase?

>> No.17386767
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Arts and Crafts with Ice Queen sensei, where everyday is ice sculptures and the classroom is below zero

>> No.17386771

>>17386767
God fucking damn does glacie's mom got it going on

>> No.17386776

>>17382867
Yes Lose thanks for continuing to taunt me.

>> No.17386778

>>17382867
>>17382867
do they float?

>> No.17386784

>>17386705
no, and why should it be?

>> No.17386791

>>17386764
>haha, what a story Mark

>> No.17386799

>>17386791
kind of an odd and random reference

>> No.17386809

>>17386799
My mental voice for KC is Wiseau.
Don't ask why because I sure as hell don't know.

>> No.17386829

>>17386809
>Ah Am Fed up with this woorld

>> No.17386831

>>17386329
Didn't kc say alps could turn into any monster from the succubus family? I think someone posted about this too.

>> No.17386838
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Going in a conquest with my vampire wife!

>> No.17386845

>>17386838
Not if my Dhampir and I can help it!

>> No.17386850

>>17386829
>KC gets cucked in real life like Johnny in The Room so he writes a universe where almost no one gets cucked

>> No.17386858

Why do Dhampir makes such great childhood friends

>> No.17386875

>>17386831
Usually. There's a few other confirmed monsters but they're rare enough that you can safely ignore them.

>> No.17386877

>>17386767
Ice Queen sensei is too cold to her students! She gave me a D on my last test

>> No.17386886

>>17386784
Isn't it written by KC?

Also, are there raws anywhere? I might try to brute force machine translate.

>> No.17386896

>>17386858
because ara ara milf vampires

>> No.17386911

>>17386896
I bet she loves to embarrass her daughter and joke about taking anon for herself

>> No.17386919

>>17386911
>this just makes the dhampir make a hasty rush to claim you

>> No.17386925

>>17386875
Knowing my shit luck i'll probably end up with one.
n-no homo right?

>> No.17386926

>>17386877
No, moron, she wants you to give her the D

>> No.17386942
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>>17386926
Well, how am I gonna explain that to my hakutaku momster?

>> No.17386950

>>17386925
I know that feel.
>never read monster girls before
>go to wiki and click on dice for random girl
>Alp
That was a hell of an intro to MGE.

>> No.17386957

>>17386919
Like that isn't the mother's plan

>> No.17386965

>>17386950
Kek. Sometimes alps are okay in my book.

>> No.17386976

>>17386942
give her the birds and bees talk

>> No.17386986

>>17386965
I'm still turned off by them. However, it did inspire my treatise on where "gayness" lies. Its all pretty gay. Stick to vaginal sex with women.

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>> No.17387003

>>17387002
>>17387002
Gonna impregnate all those cows.

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>>17387002
>huge handlebar horns
>Big tits & nice asses
>Comapct, 'fuck me against the wall' design
>Lots of onee-san types
>Literally made for breeding
Granblue girls are unfair with how good they are.
I want to breed their Echidna.

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>>17386965
>>17386986
I would actually like Alps more if they were just some offshoot of Succubi that happened to be tomboys, rather than straight up TS nonsense. I mean, I can get the appeal of it having read a good deal of hentai involving it and shit like Boku Girl, Ranma 1/2, and even Eroe's shit with Kyou but outside of comedic purposes it's just kind of... Eh? I mean, outside of wanting to know what sex or masturbation is like for a girl, there's no reason to ever want to genderswap or Alp, as it were, and you can do that without permanent effects in Wonderland so it renders them a moot point.

I think the most terrifying part of an Alp is that if sufficiently lascivious enough they could probably play you like a fucking fiddle when compared to a Succubus' normal piano indulgence. After all they'd know the male body like an open book.

>> No.17387058

How do you feel about swearing? Does your waifu swear? Would you let your daughteru, or would you tell her to talk like a proper lady/monster?

>> No.17387068

>>17387034
>Alp CC virgins
Holy shit the sexual starvation is off the charts. If you get a smol alp swol enough they can hit every sensitive spot for you.

>> No.17387070

>>17387058
I swear so often moot threatened to ban me for corrupting his christian imageboard

>> No.17387074

>>17387058
I think swearing is based on cultural norms and stuff

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>>17387058
No problem with swearing unless you're doing it every third word or something like that.

Anubis probably swears under her breath dealing with incompetent slaves and Mummy guards all day. And of course any sense of morality and decency goes out the window in bed (good dirty talk gets me fucking diamonds).

I would try to keep the daughter from picking up the habit, but once she's in high school or so I wouldn't really care.

>> No.17387101
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17387101

So what boards does your waifu browse?

>> No.17387108

>>17387101
we have a strict reddit-only rule

>> No.17387123

>>17387108
Is she a crab? Because she sounds like she's cancer

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>>17387123
Don't bully the crab daughterus, they're not ready for this part of the internet

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>>17387101
>Go to McDonalds for lunch with yeti gf
>Tell her I'm gonna get a cheese burger
>Ask her what she wants
>"For me, it's the McChicken, the perfect fast food sandwich."

>> No.17387137

>>17387058
my waifu would probably swear a lot more than she thinks she does, same with me
waifu and I would probably enforce a "you can only swear at home when there are no guests visiting" rule

>> No.17387140

>>17387128
>Never really looked at normal crab
>Suddenly have the urge to a brown crab
Why does every girl become instantly more attractive with a gyaru pallette swap?

>> No.17387141

>>17387128
Crabby?
More like cutey!


Cancer lolis practicing their dances on the beach would be cute.

>> No.17387150

>>17387123
Once my waifu and I have each other, there won't be any need to hang around this dumpster fire.

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>>17387068
All and all Alps and the Siths are better left alone.

>> No.17387162

>>17387140
Because they're being pallete swapped to a unrealistic and exotic color while still having the prettified anime artstyle.
Real blacks are ugly and their facial structure is ugly.
What you're looking at is a anime gal who happens to be chocolate colored, and who happens to have a crab for legs and who wants to both clean you and "clean" you.

>> No.17387169

>>17387156
I would choose an alp over a furry any day t b h. Also i don't understand your pic.

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>>17387132
Yetis and Wendigos would argue on /ck/ about what kind of steaks and meats are better

>> No.17387181

>>17387156
Do not bully the viccy

>> No.17387182

>>17387058
the wife would curse more than me, and in a different language, blyadj

>> No.17387187

>>17387029
Compact onee-sans are for domming
>I know a man's desires cannot be helped, come and take what you need from me then

>> No.17387190

>>17387156
She gonna be okay?

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>>17387187
You can't dom the willing, anon; just give them a really good ride. And from the art I've seen, Narumeia is very willing.

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>>17387199
I want to give that shorty a ring!

>> No.17387205

Anyone have a link to the Latenight Imgur album?

>> No.17387207
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This is your Saber now.

>> No.17387208

>>17387173
>wendigos browse /ck/
And this is why she is my number one wiafu

>> No.17387216

>>17387207
That fox is getting kits.

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>>17387207
This is my Caster.

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>> No.17387257

>>17387002
I don't play this game but I do enjoy these girls and lewds of them.

>> No.17387259

>>17387169
Well to me, they're on the same level of ignorable tripe, as for the picture: Intangible fire obfuscates all incongruities.

>> No.17387261

>>17387256
What do you want, kuu-maid?

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>>17387261
...

>> No.17387273

>>17387270
I like Nav's work

>> No.17387275

>>17387270
I don't follow.

>> No.17387276

which writeguys are the worst so I know who not to emulate

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>>17387275

>> No.17387282

>>17387199
Domination doesn't have to be rape, anon.

>> No.17387291

>>17387280

You lost me

>> No.17387295

>>17387291
You are the reason why MGE girls rape.

>> No.17387299

>>17387256
>>17387270
>>17387280
>Mute Kuu Cupids (Kuu-pids?)
I didn't know how much I needed this

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>>17387256
>>17387270
>>17387280
>Mute, shy cupid maid
Is this peak monstergirl performance?
>>17387291
Give her the kissu anon!

>> No.17387303

>>17387299
>Kuu-pid


Brilliant!

>> No.17387304

>>17387301
>>17387256
These images are blessed

>> No.17387305

>>17387299
>>17387303
Isn't that kinda redundant?
They're kuu to begin with.

>> No.17387312

>>17387299
>>17387301
I want to hear her heart flutter when I lay my hand on her chest and see her tense up in anticipation and shyness
The most delicate of flowers
>>17387305
Cupids, including one like that, aren't really kuu in that they're completely flat in emotion, they just have a very hard time expressing how much love they have
More like just really, really shy

>> No.17387321

>>17387312
Make sure you gently rock her to sleep every night.

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>>17386838
>>17386845

>What is a man? A miserable of secrets!
>Except for my man. He's the best husband in the world, with the cutest blush when I nibble his neck and he's just delicious down there as well.

>No, MY husband is the best.
>He knows well enough to seek a noble and virtuous wife, that he may sire respectable offspring. Not at all like yours, who settles for CRYPT HAGS.

>Fucking excuse yourself little girl. I'll have you know my husband is a man of taste who prefers older more experience women to mewling little strays such as yourself.

>More experienced with other men's DICKS mayhaps.

>YOU DARE?
>I SO DARE!
>THEN, HAVE AT THEE!


>..... So your wife's always like this too?
>Yeah, like 24/7 man.
>Bummer, hey you wanna go get some tacos?
>Fuck yes I do!

>> No.17387332

>>17387276
I can think of some kind of praise or silver lining for every writefag except alp.

>> No.17387338

>>17387332
But what about the ones that you've forgotten about?

>> No.17387352

>>17387332
It's not nice to lie, anon

>> No.17387355

>>17387299
I've fallen in love with cupids recently. They may not be one of the gentle femdom girls I typically would enjoy, but they have this warm, loving vibe that I really like.

>> No.17387371

>>17387355
I want an oppai loli cupid to cuddle while she blushes but remains expressionless.

>> No.17387380

>>17387355
The slight contrast between them being so shy and so unimaginably warm and loving despite having traditionally gorgeous supermodel bodies is very appealing to me. The kind of gal who is very plainly obvious a 11/10 but acts like you're out of her league for how much she loves and adores you. Its good stuff.
>>17387371
Just be ready when you start to leave and you feel a tug on your shirt as if to say 'dont stop'

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>>17387332
>Silver lining to people like NegaWalker, Sukiru Ikeda, ThatBollocksWriter and Knuckles
Tongue must be pretty heavy there lad.

>> No.17387383

>>17387380
Gonna pick her up and carry her around while she does a little wing hug with me.

>> No.17387397

>>17387383
It sounds nice anon, but do you see what Cupids wear? Can you imagine having to buy her clothes for a gift? How can you keep up with that fashion style, not to mention how she needs extra large space for her cups overflowething

>> No.17387399

>>17387397
I can make it work.

Gonna make sure that she's got some nice fashion and is keeping her chest mostly covered.

>> No.17387410

>>17387397
>Cupid and your anniversary (still dating, you cute little lovebirds you)
>Be poor
>Do your best and buy her the best clothes you can afford
>Some nice jeans, flats, a pretty camisole and a little heart charm necklace
>She shows up to the dinner in a ravishing, extra /fa/ getup as its such a special occasion to her
>Exchange gifts, she gets yours first
>She's dumbfounded, lost for words as usual, and gives you the biggest hug and kiss ever when she puts on the charm and sees the cute outfit
>She wears the outfit to every date afterward and never takes the charm off again

>> No.17387417

>>17387399
But she'd keep herself locked in the changing room for ages because she's too nervous around you to show you what her new dress looks like! More trouble than its worth, anon.

>> No.17387420

>>17387417
Incorrect!
Just means that I can dress her myself!

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