IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MONONOBE NO FUTO

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Anonymous Sun Jul 16 17:55:42 2017 No.17333172 [Reply] [Original]

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MONONOBE NO FUTO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 17:59:33 2017 No.17333180 >>17333172 Surely she won't get bopped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 18:16:57 2017 No.17333245 File: 194 KB, 600x450, 1358925167252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UGHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 18:18:43 2017 No.17333250 She really is the annoying mascot character of the series

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 16 19:00:12 2017 No.17333406 >>17333250 She isn't even on the game's covers, let alone the icon for the .exe You're thinking of Marisa da-ze~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 06:52:12 2017 No.17335706 >>17333172 Why do people like her anyway? All I see these days in any public touhou picture, she's in it. Like who the fuck is this bitch anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:20:34 2017 No.17341776 i agree

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:21:17 2017 No.17341781 >>17335706 shes a dork

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:46:47 2017 No.17341915 >>17333172 Is that supposed to be the AVGN or a common person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:09 2017 No.17341938 >>17341781 I wanna have babies with that dork!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:54:42 2017 No.17341966 File: 88 KB, 480x410, AVGN elm street.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341915 Yeah it's AVGN. He has a decent Japanese fanbase

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:37:36 2017 No.17342112 >>17335706 She's an incredibly wise immortal sage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:31:44 2017 No.17342315 How would your ideal date with futo go? Hard mode: No sex until the end Lunatic: You have to speak in thees and thous etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:34:38 2017 No.17342330 File: 298 KB, 615x570, it's futo!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17342315 pick up futo Where art thou, Futo? It's been 30 fucking minutes. fast forward RP Aishiteru thee, Futo-san. kissing RP fuck like rabbits, the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:37:33 2017 No.17342342 >>17342330 >not burning down buddhist temples after a scenic boat ride okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:38:52 2017 No.17342351 File: 133 KB, 1000x1000, terrorist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17342342 It's a date, not a daily routine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:38:00 2017 No.17342589 >>17341938 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:48:27 2017 No.17342628 What a shitload of fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:02:27 2017 No.17342684 File: 926 KB, 2000x1591, 1426441065578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She make the funny face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:33:16 2017 No.17342775 >>17342315 Ideal my plan of a date with Futo is. Firstly we fire to a Boddhist temple set. Secondly on many a factor depends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 20:23:36 2017 No.17343849 >>17342589 To late I already came inside that dork!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 21:08:46 2017 No.17344026 >>17333172 If we relate the original joke with Futo, it means that Futo's a great character but she's stuck in a shit game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 22:44:33 2017 No.17344342 File: 601 KB, 1000x1412, 1424658574048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17333172

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:59:29 2017 No.17345245 >>17333245 The nerd needs to stop bullying her!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 04:11:11 2017 No.17345274 >>17345245 No, because he's the fuckin' nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 07:06:29 2017 No.17345632 Reimu as James Marisa as Mike Alice as Bootsy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 07:21:12 2017 No.17345657 >>17345632 Reimu and Marisa Mondays, where they play vidya and insult the girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 07:34:48 2017 No.17345687 >>17345632 Will Reimu kill her friends and put the blame on the phone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:01:14 2017 No.17346049 >>17344026 That's true though, TD was garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:16:22 2017 No.17346080 What if AVGN was spirited away into gensokyo? He starts at the Scarlet Devil Mansion with his power glove and zapper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:19:10 2017 No.17346089 >>17346080 WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:19:26 2017 No.17346090 File: 242 KB, 685x554, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17345657 Marisa sux at vidya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:21:02 2017 No.17346094 >>17346080 SCARLETT SISTERS MORE LIKE SCARLETT SHIT I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE WINGS THEY'RE FUCKING RIDICULOUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:23:37 2017 No.17346099 >>17346080 Castlevania comparisons, ahoy. THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN SIMON'S QUEST!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:46:45 2017 No.17346184 File: 48 KB, 710x513, 1500475605184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17335706 Because of her massive boat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:47:34 2017 No.17346190 >>17346094 Touch the dustballs you die, touch the fairies you die, touch the dots you die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:49:47 2017 No.17346200 >>17346190 You don't die from touching the dustballs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 13:55:39 2017 No.17346908 >>17346190 *Touch the maid, you die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 13:58:13 2017 No.17346919 >>17346080 >A descendant of Vlad Tepes whose gatekeeper is a Chinese person who eats humans? Who came up with this shit? Fred Fuchs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 14:00:13 2017 No.17346926 I'm amazed by how much Japanese people like AVGN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 14:02:57 2017 No.17346942 File: 49 KB, 900x900, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17346200

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 14:06:57 2017 No.17346963 File: 25 KB, 640x480, 570025[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just shot down a fairy by saying fuck!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 15:56:01 2017 No.17347354 File: 92 KB, 850x478, avgn and nostalgia critic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17341915 Nips love AVGN and the NC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:14:02 2017 No.17347730 File: 71 KB, 636x900, 1499644968839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess I will watch some Nerd thanks to this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:18:01 2017 No.17347747 I fucking hate you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:29:52 2017 No.17347798 >>17346080 >What the fuck, how am I supposed to dodge that? >Listen to that fucking music, too bad there's more bullets on the screen then there are fucking notes in the song! Who thought this was a good idea? What were they thinking?!

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:16:57 2017 No.17348003

So this game gives you several lives and continues, which is already better than most of the shit I review, but guess what, if you continue once then you don't get to see the good ending. What the fuck is the point of continuing then? "Oh yeah, I want to see the bad ending" Who the fuck wants that? Just put a message after you continue: "Hey dumb fucker, this shit you're doing now is useless, you're better off getting your ass back to the beginning of the game". Piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:35:30 2017 No.17348084 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9aII55qNPU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:43:00 2017 No.17348111 File: 124 KB, 800x800, 11466206_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17346089

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:31:16 2017 No.17348282 dumb /v/ thread disguised as a touhou thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:19:34 2017 No.17349765 >>17348282 The Nerd is /jp/ culture now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:05:09 2017 No.17349827 File: 154 KB, 729x1024, 13547006_p0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17348282 >>17349765

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:18:41 2017 No.17349848 At least his complaints will be more reasonable and funnier than Irate Gamer's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:33:37 2017 No.17349872 >>17349848 He could review the PC-98 games, they're retro enough, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:37:53 2017 No.17349885 File: 307 KB, 600x600, 1491301186129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:42:51 2017 No.17350050 >>17347354 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:45:26 2017 No.17350412 File: 193 KB, 800x450, 1497984026429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17335706 You clearly don't understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:47:32 2017 No.17350417 >>17345632 BROWN CIRNOS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:24:13 2017 No.17351566 File: 48 KB, 407x409, 1498805703550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17342684 But can she funny scream?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:26:32 2017 No.17351578 /jp/ is better at being /v/ than /v/ itself

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:55:56 2017 No.17351689
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>>17349872
So they told me to take a look at these Touhou games. Now, you guys know I love Godzilla so anything Toho is good in my eyes. The problem is that the first ones were released on PC-98. PC-98? The fuck is that? You mean Windows 98? Because I may like retro stuff but not even I am that old-fashioned.

But no, it turns out the PC-98 is a personal computer made in Japan, that also played games on floppy disks, sort of like the Commodore 64 in America. Well, that's real fucking nice, now I gotta buy some Japanese computer from the 80s to play this shit, because it's the only platform they were released in. These guys could learn a couple things from Doom, I can play that motherfucker on a fucking calculator!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 14:59:07 2017 No.17351697 >>17351578 but /jp/ is only doing it ironically, so it's fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:31:32 2017 No.17353420 >>17351689 Believable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:06:53 2017 No.17353659 >>17348084 If it weren't for the intro slide, I would have believed it was real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:10:09 2017 No.17355880 File: 425 KB, 1280x1829, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I could never get over this. The Nerd and Critic in a Touhou doujin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:25:24 2017 No.17355922 >>17355880 Good. That means the japanese are not so hermetically shut like before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:56:10 2017 No.17356018 >>17355880 Where did people take that nips dont watch west stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:48:07 2017 No.17356176 >>17356018 Projection from weebs who don't watch western stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:21:05 2017 No.17364571 File: 182 KB, 744x812, 1497681344635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Llets get back on topic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 12:03:15 2017 No.17365609 this is a good thread to wake up to

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:39:06 2017 No.17368363 AVGN playing LoLK. We can only imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:54:38 2017 No.17374942 File: 198 KB, 267x442, Futo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her legs in HM drive me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:08:26 2017 No.17374970 >>17346090 Marisa is pretty good actually

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:15:49 2017 No.17374984 Honestly I'd rather have an AVGN thread than a Futo thread

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:37:36 2017 No.17375028
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>>17374942
Imagine her wrapping those playfully around you, calling you a cheeky, cheeky one, after you let slip an awkward compliment.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:46:42 2017 No.17381114 File: 38 KB, 142x256, futoexstand1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to suck Mononobe no Futo's legs!

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