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>> No.17330062
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It's hot isn't it?
Go ask your local Yuki-Onna for a chill, it will make you feel better

>> No.17330063

Salamanders are nice

>> No.17330083
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Ponytail Wurms are olev

>> No.17330086

Dragons are nicer and don't make you go through nearly all the hoops Salamanders make you to go to waifu them. Superior strenght, superior personality, superior lizard.

>> No.17330089

hi where are the oni

>> No.17330095
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Eventually I'll get around to writing her thing. It'll be a pseudo-world guide to the desert region where most of my stories and characters are from.

>> No.17330096

they're nowhere

>> No.17330098

but i need them

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>> No.17330112

to bad
the only thing you can do is start researching inter universal travel and good luck with that

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Looking for more sake

>> No.17330178

They're coming down from the mountains next week. You've remembered to have their tribute ready for them, haven't you?

>> No.17330210

Lolis can be found in the fancy bars, trying to abuse their cuteness to get men to buy them expensive alcohol
Soft Onis are enjoying food and drinks at noodle stands that also serve beer
Big muscled ones usually gather in the shady yakuza bars where boys get "free" drinks

>> No.17330212

Completely deadpan girl calling you "cutie pie" and other such names because she doesn't know how else to express in speech that she likes you

>> No.17330215

I want a wolfu to take ME on a walk!

>> No.17330218

>You are a cute little donut
How would you respond?

>> No.17330222

I kinda prefer salamanders, fighting is sorta my thing, so they work for me.

>> No.17330231


What about a dragon that lit her tail on fire to try to attract you?

>> No.17330236

I tell her Charizard isn't a Dragon type

>> No.17330255

>Undead walks up to you and tells you "I want to carry your children" in the most monotone voice
Would you fulfill her wish?

>> No.17330258

I just like fighting, I would be fine with a dragon, but salamanders pretty much work better for me
The idea that of earning a wife through combat appeals to me, especially as im working to get in shape and do shit

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>> No.17330274

Free drinks for boys? That sounds great, I got to visit one of those places!

>> No.17330286


Kunoichi handjobs were a nice surprise to wake up to.

>> No.17330296

You know what would be good?
A super shy salamander that becomes a total beast in both fighting and sex

>> No.17330304

Oh cool! I want to go there and chat up one of the muscles yakuza onis!

>> No.17330309

Enjoy the free drinks because you're going to need them for when a muscled Oni takes a liking to you
The more scars she has, the more you should drink

>> No.17330353

Does she hurt in bed?

>> No.17330438

>inverted nipples

>> No.17330449

>"Yare Yare Daze"

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>> No.17330473

She might let you be on top if she likes you. Else you're gonna be in the hospital with shattered bones.

>> No.17330537

Ibaraki, no, that's potato water.

>> No.17330555

After reading last thread I think that it is becoming painfully obvious that KC should not be allowed to be in charge of his own lore.

>> No.17330556

She can handle it.

>> No.17330563 [DELETED] 

I'm more concerned over the NTRfag from /d/ and assblasted /jp/ native buddy reappearing in the previous thread.

>> No.17330566 [DELETED] 

and his*

>> No.17330584 [DELETED] 

I have a hard time telling if the guys that's REALLY fucking happy about his NTR stuff is just a case of samefagging or some other guy wanting to stir up whit.

>> No.17330619 [DELETED] 

It's easy he shitposted here with greentext stories due to the way his filenames are presented. Fucker even requests gangbang shit involving MGE girls in the /d/rawthreads.

>> No.17330643 [DELETED] 

As long as he keeps it over at /d/ (We know he won't) It's okay.

>> No.17330668

I would tell her that they're over there, pointing in a random direction, and start running away. I love undead glomps.

>> No.17330676

I want a hellhound or a kobold to collar me and make me her pet

>> No.17330679

Would you sit, roll over, and shake when asked?

>> No.17330684 [DELETED] 

There's quite a few people who request mge stuff on /d/ and their have their own monster girl threads, I'm not sure if I want put on my tinfoil hat and say that it's the same guy.

>> No.17330686 [DELETED] 

>their have their
Please kill me.

>> No.17330692 [DELETED] 

>I'm not sure if I want put on my tinfoil hat and say that it's the same guy.
The filenames and subject matter are all the subject matter are all the evidence I need.
Still, have fun defending the guy.

>> No.17330698

Definitely. As long as I get my head pats, pets and the occasional treat, I'll be her good boy! I am so starved for affection. I'd even stay on all fours and maybe even eat out of a bowl. I want those fuzzy paws on my head and belly gently caressing me.

>> No.17330723
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How tall can Ratatoskr's get?

>> No.17330733

5'6" if you go for the giant variety.

>> No.17330749

In a lot of areas, grey squirrels are wiping out red squirrels so in monster girl terms, grey Ratatoskrs are probably the larger, more proactive type that takes all the men before their smaller and more timid red cousins can.

Which would you rather have, the large, 6'8 grey Ratatoskr with a shit eating grin of a Cheshire or a small and timid 4'6 red one who curls up and hides in her tail when you get close? They're both mere female rodents in bed either way.

>> No.17330766

What would chipmunk girls be like? And giant ground squirrels?

>> No.17330781

EXTRA THICC cheeks, making them kiss sluts.

>> No.17330784

Going by wikipedia, chipmunks in captivity sleep up to 15 hours a day. They would be the kind of girl that would let herself go after marriage and become a lazy NEET who lounges around on the bed.

>> No.17330791

Sounds nice.
I wouldn't mind a big, soft, pudgy squirrel that I can come home to.

>> No.17330801

It's always about the extra fat to you, isn't it anon. If you like all that extra fat so much you put it on every girl, why don't you marry it?

>> No.17330804

I prefer the skinny neet girls myself. The sort you need to remind to eat because she's so engrossed in her hobbies.

>> No.17330810

Friend, in a world dominated with hard, harsh realities, we all could use a little soft loving.

>> No.17330817

Because you need the girl to do cute things.
And watching her squirm in embarrassment when you grope her is fun.

Thats fine, the issue though is that they really don't have breasts or an ass because of that

>> No.17330819

Fuck that. I'll just find a Flying Rataoskr.
She's just a normal Rata with a bomber jacket and goggles on.

>> No.17330822

Does she have a dim witted moose girl best friend?

>> No.17330823

The logical next question, what is she so engrossed in?

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>> No.17330828

Imagine the despair on a girl once she starts gaining weight by mamono mana. She was trying so hard to keep her body in shape and now her lover is just fatting her up.

>> No.17330829

Probably an MMO full of riveting, adventurous, world spanning delivery quests.

>> No.17330833

Well, MGs can smell fetishes. She should have smelled this coming a mile away.

>> No.17330842

>Thats fine, the issue though is that they really don't have breasts or an ass because of that
Anime girls can still have reasonable breasts while being skinny at least.
Books, video games and late night tv shows.

>> No.17330844

Then you just gotta make her feel loved regardless of her shape!
Prime snuggling material!

That would be a point as well.
Kinda makes me wonder if a monster girls share with their friends the fetishes their husbands/boyfriends have, some of which lead to them getting pats on the back in consolation or a few beers.

Guys with pregnancy fetishes would probably get an extremely happy monster girl.

>> No.17330846

She thought it was funny that the smell of lard was coming from you.

>> No.17330852

Maybe, although they'd probably be unable to go beyond modest sizes without being a holst or the involvement of an outside source.

>One of those anons is dating an elf
>"Hey Anon, do you smell bacon?"
>Anon shakes his head while drinking orange juice as the elf gets a slightly concerned look on her face.

>> No.17330853

Are you surprised? Many here came from /tg/ or /d/ since they both have a thing for monster girls. Those thread date even further back than the /a/ threads. But you can feel the influence these threads have on the /d/ threads since they have "No futa or traps please" (That's a direct quote btw) in their OPs.

>> No.17330861

Her lithe and flexible body, gone forever. Legends say that you can hear her crying a soft and weak "t-thanks mamono mana" at night.

>> No.17330878

Why would she be crying over her body image?
I mean yes, she's lost her old 'Elf Ranger' body type but now she's way more suited for daughteru raising and late night loving!

>> No.17330896

It is also painfully obvious no one cares.

>> No.17330902

Then why are we all here?
Have we all just accepted that KC is a bad writer and moved on with our lives?
The answer to both is yes.

>> No.17330906

I want to conquer an entire tribe of Amazonian P'Orcs!

>> No.17330914

They breed only with the strongest! That means you anon. You're gonna have to breed the whole tribe, all by yourself.
Have fun!

>> No.17330916

Just means more daughtarus for her to make up for it!
Also bigger breasts so she can at least fill a little smug about that, along with a larger rear.

That would be nice.

A bunch of muscle P'Orcs sounds like heaven.

>> No.17330925

Just to suffer

>> No.17330926

There hasn't been any controversy about that for at least 2 years, newfag. And it's not people "moving on" with the lack of discussion nowadays, it's the place fucking dying.

>> No.17330932

Because all elves love their flexible body and only the degenerate ones that get banned from the village become fat.

Also, having a body like that would only make it harder for her during pregnancy and birth. If she was normal it would be way easier and the baby would be strong.

>> No.17330933

Is this the right place to ask if anyone has scans of the official MGE english release?

>> No.17330934

What does the fact that there hasn't been a controversy in two years have to do with KC being bad at writing?
And what does doom saying have to do with any of it? Anon, are you drunk again?

>> No.17330935

Speaking of, with the Comiket 93 announcement, when will be the next big release?

>> No.17330936

Seconding I want to see the difference, especially with the Sabbaths

>> No.17330938

To each their own. I just want five voluptuous p'orcs, each with just a slight amount of chub. I wanna be buried in a pile of them forced to kiss, fuck, and eat out their pussys and asses. They'd all taste a little bit like bacon which is nice!

>> No.17330946

I didn't realize until now that it hasn't been scanned. Good thing about getting the book I guess.

>> No.17330947

soft elf is getting cute daughterus!
They'll be spry and cute while their mom is soft and cuddly!

>> No.17330951

The English version of MGE 2 is coming out this September. English version of the game is pending.

Who here is going to get the book? I know I am.

>> No.17330957

>Ywn have a jinko constantly trying to get you to eat her cereal every morning.

>> No.17330959

I find it funny how they went through all the trouble of rewording some things to make it not look like lolicon, especially in the bapho and "Sabbat" sections, but on the bapho profile itself the extra art is completely uncensored.

>> No.17330964

Sure wish I could see what you mean. Scans where?

>> No.17330968

Censoring the art would have gotten fans angry, so they were smart not to do it.

>> No.17330971
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>be a hunter wandering around in the mountains
>you come across a dragon who tells you to back out of her territory and, when you continue towards here, she calls you a fool and attacks
>she soon finds out that you aren't just some lowly human as you expertly dodge her attacks, breaking parts when she drops her guard, and lay down traps to catch her in
>as the fight drags on, she tries to run away, realizing that you might actually be stronger than her, and the thought of that is turning her on
>you chase after her and finish the battle, causing her to collapse to the ground defeated
>as you get ready to load her on the cart and take her back to town, she rolls onto her back and spreads her legs, shifting into full MERE mode
>...this armor is a bit hot. you should probably take it off

>> No.17330972

>English version of the game is pending
I'll believe it when I see it, I still think the "official" version was a lie to get fan translations to stop.

>> No.17330975

Scans never. It's only $20, don't be a Jew.

>> No.17330980

Why would they tho?
But Ity could be a case of "We will do it! .... some day."

>> No.17330988

>implying seven memes deserve the money
If you'd seen what they've done to some of the manga they licensed you'd be wishing they went bankrupt. They're like the commie or gg of official manga releases.

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Be careful the last guy who asked a Yuki Onna to "chill"

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The demon realms can be very dangerous places.
Please be responsible and always wear a safety mech when hunting with your waifu.

>> No.17331005

Please if a MG had a mech I'd marry her on the spot!

>> No.17331010

Not him: They did an good job with MGE, and they should be rewarded for a good job. Even if they fucked up in the past (And they have fucked up a great fucking deal in the past) that should not be so bad that you can never buy from them again even if they do a good job.

I wounder how much self control it took for them to not put in memes or their usual things in MGE...

>> No.17331013

What are they hunting that necessitates that?

>> No.17331015

A husband

>> No.17331017

According to the description on the original...a giant mutated bear that killed 20 people.

>> No.17331021

I'd say they did an okay job. They did fuck up the minotaur translation, making it sound like she's a cheating whore. But that was just the first set of books that were released.
>tfw I got one of the books with the fucked up translation

>> No.17331024

>Dire Automation Mech
>"The world is far too dangerous outside. You must enter me. I will protect you from any and all threats"

>> No.17331030

I'm sorry anon. I waited a while to get my book so I have the correct version. And that's why waiting is always better.

Minotaur is a pure girl that only loves her husband.

>> No.17331033

Correction: The fuckup is in the holstaur profile when referencing back to what minos do when they see red.

>holstaurs seek their husband when they see red
>minos will screw the nearest guy

>> No.17331039

Little late but would a Large mouse or devil bug's dream man be a huge slut for girls with a baby-bulge?

>> No.17331041

But I can't have a physical book, it'll reveal my power level. Is there an eBook version?

>> No.17331042

>Even if they fucked up in the past (And they have fucked up a great fucking deal in the past) that should not be so bad that you can never buy from them again even if they do a good job.
MGE was an amazing exception and even then, it wasn't perfect. The only reason it turned out "ok" was because KC insisted that they stuck as close as possible to what fans are used to, that's not something to reward them for, it was probably in the terms of the contract.

I'd want to see more improvement from them as a company and not just a one time thing before their work is anything more than pirate fodder.

>> No.17331045

Mice are for keeping perma-pregnant.

>> No.17331047

YES! I'd make her all the little mechs and protect the world with our army of daughterus!

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Now that's a fact. I'd never get tired of molesting a harem of mice's pregnant bellies, reassuring them that they will all make amazing mothers.

>> No.17331056

Just hide it somewhere, that's what I do. And as far as I'm aware, there's no eBook version. It's hardback though and the pages are really well done in terms of quality and look. For its price, t's a good deal to be honest.

>> No.17331066

>Be on the mountains fighting a dragon that showed up and started causing trouble
>The fight goes on for quite some time, but the dragon decides to fly back to her lair
>Notice that she was blushing and panting a lot, there is also a sticky and shiny stuff on the ground, probably her saliva
>Successfully track her down to her lair where she is taking a nap, but there is something wrong there
>The sweet aroma coming from her glistening hole
>A few minutes later and she wakes up with an explosion inside of her
>Waking up to such sensations was enough to leave her in a moaning daze with her ass to the air
>Time to "carve"

>> No.17331072

I can't find a old vs. New comparison. What exactly did they change. I want to know if I have to bad version or the good one.

>> No.17331103

>hearing this makes the Gremlins ears perk up

>> No.17331105

Hellhounds have been tameable for the whole time, you've just been delusional enough to believe their profile is the only one that works differently from ALL the others.

>> No.17331108

Just don't take them to the beach.
Or was that your plan all along?

>> No.17331109

>Hellhounds have been tameable for the whole time
Yes, surpassing the gods

>> No.17331112

How should tribal MGs be bullied for their inferior barbaric ways?

>> No.17331117

As was already talked about, there was a mistranslation in the first printing of the books. If you go to the Seven Seas website, you'll see where they issued a correction. Other than that, it's mostly just naming conventions: instead of Sabbath it's Sabbat, Chief God becomes Overlord. They played around with the words to make the loli stuff not seem like loli. I believe it was printed in Canada which is why they probably went through all the trouble, to not get in trouble with the law. But even then, those profiles and pages along with the non-loli stuff is pretty much the same as the fan-made translations. I'm sure there are some minor differences, but the overall concept of each profile is the same between the book and what's online.

>> No.17331119

Is knowing that the encyclopedia full of exaggerations surpassing the gods?

>> No.17331124

>get captured by backwards Wood Elves who hasn't had contact with the outside world for a while
>they become mesmerized by your phone
>tell them you can have a banquet for them in a matter of minutes
>they don't believe you
>call Dragon Pizza
>in an hour you're now showing the Elves the wonders that is modern pizza
>the Wyvern delivery girl got a big tip for this run

>> No.17331127

Well the problem is that it point to a problem that KC has, he's trying to please everyone. His writing is inconsistent. "Here is a lamia who's only thing is that she is yandere and won't let you as much look at another woman" "Oh, but she's okay with a harem". "This monster only wants men who can either best them in battle or prove their determination to become better" "Oh, but you can be a lazy fuck and she's okay with that". "This monster is all about corrupting you and to make you an incubus and to have the best sex with you all the time and rape you if you don't" "Oh, but you don't have to be corrupted if you want to and you can just tell her you don't want to have sex and she won't ever have sex with you unit you tell her so."

Call it what you will, "straw maning" "exaggerating" "Being a faggot". They are all true, sure. But you can at least consider that point I'm making.

>> No.17331130

As a Hellhound fan it still amuses me how some people took the news
>they're untameable no matter what
>"wow kc is such a good writer!"
>they're tameable
>"kc is a shit writer who listens to him anyway"
I mean come on, it's not like you have to tame your hellhound wife. Even if you tried it would be incredibly hard and maybe beyond your capabilities. Nothing has changed and you can still have the wild Hellhound wife of your dreams, being upset about other people having the option to tame them if they want to is just bitter.

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>> No.17331144

Differences between the scholar's word and KC's word make complete sense though. The scholar is an intentionally flawed writer and the Enyclopedia is a book written by a medieval human for medieval humans.
Do you think that every book in that sort of time period would be 100% factual and accurate? Especially when races way different from the author's own are involved it would be full of inaccuracies, exaggerations and large amounts of generalization. That's what MGE is, intentionally so, so that fans can write stories that show various parts as either accurate or wrong depending on their own vision.

>> No.17331149

A monster girl like that would be adorable.

>> No.17331150

I wouldn't be able to say no to that face. Soon we'd have a pillow fort with all the snacks and soda in there!

>> No.17331151

Keep in mind that the mere possibility of something happening is enough to trigger people.
The fact that you COULD have have shirohebi in a harem ruined shirohebis for some people. regardless of the other fact that in your personal dream world the relation ship is how want it with who you want.

>> No.17331155

Yes, With shirohebi being able too accept harems she becomes little more than a clingy Lamia. And if I wanted that, I could just have a clingy Lamia.

>> No.17331159

>The fact that you COULD have have shirohebi in a harem ruined shirohebis for some people.
It's like they don't want a harem of Shirohebi sisters who are still waiting for their Ryu mistress to return to their small shrine in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.17331161

I know. But it still feels a bit... bad. It ruins some girls in my eyes. Not Hellhound mind you, my biggest problem with is with shirohebi. When he said "Oh, they would accept a harem" I just lost any interest I had in them.

>> No.17331164

Honestly to me that's all a shirohebi is, a clingy albino jap lamia
blue fire doesnt do much when DE already screws with your urge for monster pussy

>> No.17331166

This is the life I want. Sexy, yet cute.

>> No.17331174

To each their own. I use to like shirohebi due to them being yandere. But if you removes what makes a yandere a yandere they become boring in my eyes. But I'm happy that it didn't ruin them for you since it changed nothing of what you liked about them.

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Fun fact: Wolf type monster girls can be held at bay with a barrier of soda cans.

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This is the same artist as the "The ocean says fuck you" comic right?

Tangentially related, would you do phone sex with a mermaid through her shellphone?

>> No.17331186

the thing is, you can still have a yan snake, there's nothing stopping that from happening.
If KC wants a whole bunch of possibilities to happen then why not have you yan snake and let others have there harem lamia if they want to?

>> No.17331188

Jesus Christ that comic is horrifying

>> No.17331198

All their noses look dumb as fuck.

>> No.17331203

>Those Noses

>> No.17331204

reminds me of disney, lilo and stitch in particular

>> No.17331207

The thing is that Lamias already exists. You could have a harem of clingy, albino Lamias if you want to. But shirohebi as a race was meant to be yandere, saying that they can be "not yandere" ruins it for me.

What I'm getting at is that they have options with going with Lamias and saying "they are clingy but are okay with harems".

>> No.17331208

Wait so what's going on with Hellhounds?

>> No.17331210

Tumblr art-style is bad and you should feel bad for posting

>> No.17331211

animal control

>> No.17331214

They are canonically tamable.

>> No.17331215

confirmed for sassy welfare queens
she dindu nuffin

>> No.17331217

Apparently Martain said in a discord chat that KC said that they can be tamed. And now the old "Gee, thanks KC." have been kicked into overdrive.

>> No.17331222

KC said if you work long and hard you can tame one. and even then chances are slim
The very chance of people getting a hellhound that way is triggering to hellhound lovers apparently, Even if most people don't care to work for their waifus (the salamander bullshit previously proved that.)

TL,DR: "Waaaaa why is that hellhound sub? Why aren't all hell hounds like mine?"

>> No.17331223

That's the on part these threads have always missed the point on sadly, every other community including Japan realize that the main thing is that you have your own happy fantasy.
Here it's all about making sure everyone else's happy fantasy is in line with your own.

>> No.17331230

He didn't even reveal anything new, just confirmed that hellhound isn't magically the only species out of two hundred whose profile is set in stone and immutable.

>> No.17331233

Hey I'm a Hellhound fan and I'm totally fine with this.

>> No.17331234

>KC said if you work long and hard you can tame one

>> No.17331243

Practically all what we have is doms that go sub and no sub that goes dom. Really makes you think.

>> No.17331245

Apparently just trying to make her a sub for long enough to surpass what any and all of the gods could do.

>> No.17331249

I'm not saying I don't believe you but, where's KC saying this?

>> No.17331250

The only example I can think of is if you don't have sex with holst for too long she rapes you.

>> No.17331254

It's more about being persistent and using methods the gods might not have tried. The gods may have used the same old methods they tried on other races but with a Hellhound it takes specific stuff that KC won't say because he wants to let people be creative with what those methods are.

>> No.17331255

It's not permanent, doesn't count

>> No.17331257

The way hellhounds are, I can see the wandering scholar interviewing one and her saying "Not even gods can tame us hellhound!" and that's actually a lie.

>> No.17331260

We have that nip spider

>> No.17331261

No need to use mental gimnastics when KC is already giving you the reason.

>> No.17331262

I kinda hat when he does that
>"Oh you can totally do X"
>Sure how do I do it then
>"I'm not going to tell you~~"

>> No.17331266


She was a sadistic pure dom and when KC remade the profile made her go sub if you want

>> No.17331268

i think it's more of a 'she doesn't care what the gods want but she does care about her husband'

>> No.17331270

Literally this

>> No.17331273

Monsters just can't beat the D

>> No.17331289

He enjoys reading stories as much as fans do which is why he hosts them on his site and retweets them from time to time. MGE is meant to be a base setting with general rules and guidelines that can be used for art and stories.
If he gave away everything it would limit what people can make, it's the main reason there will likely never be a world map for example.

>> No.17331294

Bah, tha'ts creative suicide
Just take what you want and make something with it, why get mad when Barry down the street as a independent thought?

>> No.17331303

Exactly. Just don't do futa/ntr/murder porn and for most the part it should be okay.

>> No.17331305
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I do wonder in that parallel word how far is dragonia from lecastie

>> No.17331319

I always thought you just need to have very specific attributes to be able to tame a Hellhound. Like being very very strong to hold her at bay and perhaps endless stamina to deal with her when she does get out of control, perhaps good wits to deal with her mentally and stuff.

I always interpreted the "only gods can tame her" part as meaning that you would need to win the genetic lottery so hard to have the required skills that you would need god-tier luck to achieve it or a lifetime of effort.

>> No.17331323

>He enjoys reading stories as much as fans do
Even the cuck shit?

>> No.17331325

No idea, but I've been working on a story that takes place on the border between Lescatie and human lands

>> No.17331330

We just don't know. KC more or less told us to head cannon it.

>> No.17331332

>as much as fans do
Do we-the fans-enjoy the cuck shit?

>> No.17331333

Wait, people actually write cuck shit of MGE?
How much do they even have to break the lore to do that?

>> No.17331335

Isn't there a threadcanon?

>> No.17331338

You weren't here last thread? Or was it the one before? I don't remember

>> No.17331343

There was an Anubis ntr story going around the other thread. I think it had futa too, not sure.

>> No.17331344

The threadcannon was "They can't be tamed" up until now.

>> No.17331350

That would be interesting to know. It could be really far away though, Wilmarina loves to travel.

>> No.17331352

Genetics doesn't matter when you have mamono mana. Endless stamina comes with geting raped by her, so I guess if the guy manages to endure it he can dom her.

>> No.17331353

Oh yeah. I tend to black out on those things. NTR is just a boner killer for me so I tend to forget it quite fast.

>> No.17331356

Glacies making ice cream and popsicles

>> No.17331357

The "the threadcanon" was "they can be tamed but not even the gods could, so sure as hell a simple human won't"

>> No.17331359
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>"These legs are so ungainly and are not graceful at all. I'm tired of walking, just get over here and fuck me."

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>a demon/succubus who isn't all evil or perma-lust
Wow, see that would be excellent.

>> No.17331363

I would probably make her walk just to see her hatefuck me.

>> No.17331365

I doubt taming them would be that simple. It would probably be a more gradual process. An entire character arc following how they go from rape-happy dom to loving tsundere who will at least ask for some form of consent.

Full on rape-into-submission and mere-female-dog would break my suspension of disbelief

>> No.17331368

Yes ma'am!
>tfw she transforms back to full lamia form during sex

>> No.17331369
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What about monstergirls modelled after mobage crystals?

>> No.17331376
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Or for those who play fate/go, like this.
I think it'd be cool.
A super super rare species/sub-species of monstergirl.

>> No.17331384

What does it mean to tame a hellhound?
Hellhound maid?

>> No.17331385
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You can't fool me, I know that crystal is Lich or Vortex dragon.

>> No.17331386

NGE Ramiel-chan is the first thing to come to mind

>> No.17331388

We would need to define what taming means then, because that character arc thing sounds more like mutual consensus rather than full taming.

Maybe we are thinking about it wrong and "tame" for them actually means they will just listen more to what you have to say?

>> No.17331393

it means she'll be gentle if you ask nicely

>> No.17331397
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>Hellhound maid?
Sounds great. I imagine "tamed" Hellhounds still being incredibly smug and keep their usual rough way of talking, they're just a lot more agreeable and do what you ask of them.

>> No.17331401

which do you prefer, derrieres or bosoms?

>> No.17331403

Mari ruined another monstergirl

>> No.17331404

Ice Queen mom would be proud of her Glacies daughter setting up a popsicle stand even in freezing weather, I bet the Wintertoskr would buy a creamsicle from her

>> No.17331406

It's actually a gold moon.

>> No.17331408

Who has the Hellhound maid greentext?

>> No.17331410

No. I'm not fucking you in the middle of the grocery store. If you wanna fuck on some vegetables just tell me and I'll make a garden in the backyard.

>> No.17331411
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There are so many cool rocks and minerals that would make great elemental and slime type monster girls

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>> No.17331417

What to get melon to draw?

>> No.17331420

/co/ please go.

>> No.17331421

And then there is the Anon willing to risk hypothermia just because he likes her and wants her to succeed.

>> No.17331422 [SPOILER] 
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Big wife.
'a glitch where a loli has gained a dynamite body has occurred'
Some artists like to draw big girls I guess.

Also some more commissions in the works.

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>> No.17331424

>I bet the Wintertoskr would buy a creamsicle from her
Why? For practice?


>> No.17331425


>> No.17331426

Oh man! i wish i was this edgy.

>> No.17331427

It means she pretends to be tamed for your enjoyment.

>> No.17331429


>> No.17331431

A cutie patotie dragon. Maybe with a ponytail.

>> No.17331435

Gazer-chan's mom has it going on.

>> No.17331436

A group of monsters surrounding Paladin-chan with the caption "Poor Little Paladin-Chan" at the bottom.

>> No.17331439

will she dress as a jester and juggle for me for my enjoyment?

>> No.17331441

I like Mari's lilims

>> No.17331444


>> No.17331445

Since when were Lilims ruined? I like them.

>> No.17331447


>> No.17331448

I actually need those right now.
I do too, the loli one with the bear is cute and must be protected.

>> No.17331450

You might be pushing her patience a bit far if you ask her to do that. Just be prepared to get raped.

>> No.17331451


Just remember: "Tonight! You!"

>> No.17331452

Not komodo, a sunset dragon.

>> No.17331454

A tamed hellhound.

>> No.17331455

You like whores who behave nothing like Lilims?

>> No.17331456

Wintertoskr supports and reports on local businesses in the area, Glacies daughter's popsicle and ice cream stand makes a great scoop

>> No.17331459

How would the radiation translate as a monster girl?

>Rainbow colored elemental who acts edgy because she is tired of people thinking she's gay in both sense of the term

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What type of accessories do your waifus wear anon? My wendigo waifu wears ornaments and streamers during christmas time.

>> No.17331469

>Not fucking legpophis in the middle of the frozen foods aisle
You don't love your wife.

>> No.17331475

>Rainbow colored elemental who acts edgy because she is tired of people thinking she's gay in both sense of the term
Worse, she's from zipangu and her father being a smartass decided to name her Yuri.

>> No.17331482

Because OC's are treated as cancer by some even if the're not that harmful in the great run.

>> No.17331483

>Not reaching climax just as Pharaoh and her attendants turn into the aisle

>> No.17331487

The OC lilims are shit and will make people think the nameless ones are as shit as them

>> No.17331490

aren't limims suppose to be rare and far in between?

>> No.17331491

She uses a scrunchie and a necklace.

>> No.17331497

Oh, incredibly.

>> No.17331503

There are 100 of them

>> No.17331507

And how does a lilim behave in your mind?

Just read their profile, they're promiscuous beings, screwing both men and women. They settle down once married, but before then, you can bet your ass that they've been around the block more than a few times. Lilims are not going to be as pure as a unicorn.

>> No.17331511

Werecats are for merciless exposure to catnip only.

>> No.17331515

>They settle down once married, but before then, you can bet your ass that they've been around the block more than a few times.
This is just you assuming things

>> No.17331516

is this their nature are just a product of their upbringing?

>> No.17331523

So they made a character based on a profile, big woop.
Are you really going to say that all Lilims are shit just because a few guys made characters you didn't like?

>> No.17331529

It says nothing about that. In fact a big part of the profile is about how much they want to have a husband, and says nothing of fucking around, except for corrupting women.

Keep inventing things.

>> No.17331535

>Just read their profile, they're promiscuous beings
This is sort of right yet also wrong. Any race could sleep around a few times before finding the right man, however a lot of them also settle down with the first one due to spirit energy being addictive.
Lilims on the other hand are less prone to succumbing to the addiction and won't let it force them into settling down if they weren't planning on keeping that man, Lilims are a bit more picky about who they keep.

>> No.17331536

not him buts its only fair considering the same happened to a bunch of monsters I liked.

>> No.17331553

Would definitely ask my Apohis wife to sometimes polymorph just for the sake of trying out her elegance in different ways.
And I bet she'd be twice as haughty while doing it, which I adore her for.
Probably wouldn't want her to facesit me like usual when in that form though. Only her great purple burgeoning lamiass can bless my face with it's great presence. Often. Always.

>> No.17331559

Which other races got a bunch of OCs that were shit? I'm curious, the only one that comes to mind is Cheshire.

>> No.17331565

The issue I have with the Steelims isn't any Mary Sue or questions of purity or what have you, everyone's different in what they want there so knock yourself out.
My problem is that so many of them seem like they aren't on board or aren't geared towards the corruption and spreading the influence of Monsters thing. If you wanna pick the 'super ultra rare and super ultra powerful' race that's fine knock yourself out but having them be like a gardener or just want to do dumb fighting tournament shit is, at least in my mind, equal to something like a Salamander who doesn't fight or a Dragon who doesn't care about a hoard. It's a core part of their character that you can't just say 'Oh well they do it in their spare time/they don't enjoy corrupting people that much because that'll hurt their feelings!'
That's like their whole shtick, even passively being near them corrupts people. I dunno. That and how for a long time (thankfully diminished now) they were pushed as like this required reading list. I don't know, or care, or want to know, or want to care about everybody's OC, just because KC retweeted you or you got some art from a jap artist doesn't make you relevant to the setting or anything.

>> No.17331573

My waifu wears amour and a collar!

>> No.17331574

>all of the lilim have a lustful personality and their heads are full of thoughts of sex, as is becoming of a succubus.
>almost all men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse of their visage. Even without using words of temptation, men are aroused at the sight of them and consumed by total lust. If they tempt a man, even without magic, there is no element of force even necessary. The men themselves will step forward and offer their bodies
If that doesn't scream that they screw around quite a bit, I don't know what does. Yes, they're looking for a husband to settle down with, but how do you think an unmarried lilim or succubus for that matter is going to determine which man is the best for them, especially when they're craving sex all the time. They're gonna screw them and move onto the next guy until they come across the one they like the best. The profile's main point is how they're super powerful and that they change human lands into demon realms; they're tools of the DL really, expanding her influence. The settling down with the husband is just two sentences.

>> No.17331576

>just because KC retweeted you or you got some art from a jap artist doesn't make you relevant to the setting or anything.
This is probably my biggest thing against them as well. I remember the last time they came up that I remember I stated how I didn't know the difference between them or know what they did and that I didn't care, and several people replied linking stories or fact sheets about them like I was missing out on something important. It came off as very egotistical.

>> No.17331577

>My problem is that so many of them seem like they aren't on board or aren't geared towards the corruption and spreading the influence of Monsters thing
Mari is very proactive about it, extremely so.

>> No.17331579

Well there you go, literally a second apart.

>> No.17331581

>When the example is made for you

>> No.17331594

That's nothing to do with the point though, if someone says something as fact and gets proven wrong it's not a "you're missing out" thing it's more that someone's complaining about something that's not a widespread problem and painting all lilims with the same brush.

>> No.17331604
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Have a shy Succubutt

>> No.17331605

>Shy succubus nervous and embarrassed by her skimpy outfit
My fetish

>> No.17331609

>a bunch
not a bunch just enough for people to start hating on them

>> No.17331629

First phrase says that they're lustful. All monstergirls are lustful, that means nothing.

Second phrase says their aura attracts men. Again that says nothing, that doesn't mean she has to fuck them all.

If you have a gangbang fetish there's no need to push it.

>> No.17331636

Is being a masochistic slut part of a Lilim's character? I would think not, and Illassa for example does it.

>> No.17331640

This image makes me imagine a scenario where a Succumom tells her shy daughter that she has to seduce and marry this big scary Paladin anon to keep the family tradition going.

How can she seduce someone she's scared of?

>> No.17331650

>"M-mom, do I have to wear this to get that cute commoner to notice me? You can see so much of me!"
>"Of course dear, of course, now go into my private studio and practice your poledancing."

>> No.17331651

>She'd rather just do comfy things with her nerdy childhood friend
>At the last minute, she runs from the room, thinking she's shamed the family and running to her childhood friend's house, not knowing what to do
>Her mother is actually completely understanding, yet shenanigans ensue
Sounds like a great romantic comedy in MGC cinemas.

>> No.17331652

her fairy god mother who gives her the appearance of a female paladin for one night.

>> No.17331653

Not sure where you got gangbang from my post but whatever. All I'm saying is, whenever they encounter a single man, it's more likely than not that the lilim will fuck him and not keep him. They seek their ideal man, and most likely that's not gonna be the first guy or so she meets.

>> No.17331654

No I love her, it's just this is the last grocery store in our town that will let us shop there.

>> No.17331659

>that doesn't mean she has to fuck them all.
if I were a succubus I wouldn't let it all go to waste, starving succubi in orderland and all that.

>> No.17331665

A lilim shitposting about how princes are shit

>> No.17331666

>it's more likely than not that the lilim will fuck him and not keep him
Seriously, there's nothing that proves this. I'm not saying they stay virgin until finding a husband (which isn't a bad thing anyway) but there's no proof they do the shit you've seen Mari and Ilassa do.

>> No.17331667

Not the guy you responded to but sleeping with multiple men in their lifetime does not mean gangbangs, it means separate encounters which isn't just exclusive to Lilims. It's up to the individual fantasy if their preferred monster girl found them on their first attempt to find a husband or not.

>> No.17331672

why not go meta
>a lowly succubus artist drawing herself as her lilim oc

>> No.17331674

>She slowly builds up to lewd stuff with her childhood friend, very cute, very shy and young love-ish
>Except for the fact that her succubus pussy and instinct mean she's a fucking goddess in bed and blows his mind with barely any time at all
>Her attitude remains the same though, so that even while doing high level ultra sexy things with her hips grinding against him, she's still stuttering and asking if she's doing it right and keeps saying she's sorry if she's bad at this
>Childhood friend has to take all his mental strength not to blow a load in his pants as she starts doing things with her legs that would make a porn star protest, even as she murmers 'Oh gosh... I have no idea what I'm doing...'

>> No.17331681

Forgot to quote the first part "whenever they encounter a single man"

>> No.17331707

That's heart-attack inducing tier cute anon.

>> No.17331718

You must not be familiar with the MGE setting then. Monster girls will attack any guy just to get a fix, and it's only in some cases they keep them even if they had no intention to. That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men. Read through the encyclopedia along with all the profiles, and you'll see what I'm getting at. Now is every single lilim going to be promiscuous? Probably not. I'm just saying it's more likely that your typical lilim will have been around the block a few times before she settles down. What Mari and Ilassa do, that's different, but again, you can turn what you say around and state: there's nothing in the setting that says that can't do that stuff.

>> No.17331732

Ancient Bait. Don't give him the (you)s he craves.

>> No.17331736

You're sort of right but
>That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men
This part is wrong, a lot of stronger girls don't give a shit one way or another. The only notable high level girl who do are Baphomets but even they can make exceptions and are known to rig their challenges to make them easier for a weaker man if one is serious about her.

>> No.17331737

>Takes his dick all the way to the hilt the entire blowjob
>Apologizes afterward for not being able to fit his balls in her mouth too like her mom says she should be able to

>> No.17331747

Thing is, for most MGs human men are rare since they themselves get hunted down in the places where they are more plentiful. I don't think a monster would let one go if they realize it could be weeks or months before they catch another again.

I don't really know about Lillims though. Maybe they are like Lizardmen in the sense that they don't act up until it "feels right"? Like a man strong enough to flip on her instincts or something like that.

>> No.17331757

That cute Ojou is getting cuddled until she's all smiles!
Neck kisses are mandatory.

>> No.17331759

>That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men
Only Echidna does this as a canon if I remember correctly.

>I'm just saying it's more likely that your typical lilim will have been around the block a few times before she settles down
This is a Lilim, not a succubus. It's so hard to understand that they probably (since you like to talk about probabilities) can control themselves way more than the average succubus and are more picky (vampires for example do this)?

>What Mari and Ilassa do, that's different
Yet I'm sure that people will believe what they do is the common thing between Lilims because of how much they're posted compared to the nameless Lilim.

>> No.17331760

>Thing is, for most MGs human men are rare since they themselves get hunted down in the places where they are more plentiful.
makes me think they can fetch a high price if sold as commodities.

>> No.17331761

All I can think of is some sort of golem, or a kind like glacies which are very crystaline.

>> No.17331764

>not a succubus
the average succubus, I meant

>> No.17331767

Echidna only even does it in a roundabout way by sitting in the bottom of a dungeon they set up.

>> No.17331768

I'd hardly call factual information bait. What he says isn't what people necessarily like but claiming to be fans of the setting and pretending he's wrong isn't being much of a fan. It's barely any better than boyband fans on tumblr who pretend the guy they're fans of are gay. It's being a fan of a fake version of what's presented to you.

>> No.17331772

Who, and how much

>> No.17331777

I have no fucking clue what you fuckers are even arguing about now.

>> No.17331785

couldn't the order just seal up the entrance?

>> No.17331789

>Succumom is delighted to hear her daughter is coming into her own sexually
>The next time Anon is over for dinner, succumom asks if she can watch them in bed and give some tips, and not to worry because she's a 'cool mom'
>"Mooom! Th-that's between me and Anon!"
>"I just want to make sure you're doing well, honey! Have you done the thing with your ass I taught you about? I just want my sweetheart to be happy!"
>"Ugh mom please Anon and I a-are just f-figuring things out ours-s-selves!"
>She always stutters when she's nervous
>Or turned on
>Usually both
>That night they just cuddled and played videogames while curled up against each other, ending with a hot by our standards but very tame by succubus standards makeout session on the bed with clothes on
>Succumom's husband has to drag her away from her daughter's door to prevent her from barging in and 'making sure she's doing it right'

>> No.17331790

I don't understand what that has to do with that.

>> No.17331794

Cute! CUTE!
She's definitely a candidate for being a kissu slut for her boyfriend. And I bet she has a super degenerate, filthy handholding fetish too.

>> No.17331797

Time to go play more Elona.

>> No.17331800

nothing with what the conversation is about ,
just a thought,
if she sets up dungeons to get a man couldn't the order just seal the entrance with like cement or something?

>> No.17331804

It would probably hurt the economy in the long run, since dungeons and things like that would probably bring adventurers and other travelers and thus, more money to the local towns.

>> No.17331812

Thats rude. But I mean some adventurer us going to stumble in sooner or later and come face to face with a sex starved echidna now because shes been trapped for who knows how long.

>> No.17331814

>Ancient, powerful monstergirl species that can create a massive dungeon using magic and those serving her
>Can birth any race, and presumably is incredibly resourceful
>"Lets just cement up the door to her dungeon!"
Order: You're hired!

>> No.17331816

I mean, yes?
But then you're gonna get "hey, did you hear the rumor about that one dungeon? They say it's sealed off for being too dangerous but think about it. That means there's loads of completely untouched loot in there!"
So basically foolhardy adventurers would just re-open it to get at the goods.

>> No.17331825

Almost certainly a Devil or Cheshire in disguise who spreads those rumors.

>> No.17331826

Oh right, living material girls would work too. Though what purpose would they serve?

>> No.17331827

I'm just imagining both the hellhound and lilim shitstorms in /hbg/, makes everything funnier.

>> No.17331830

Thread canon MGE is a land of purity where every girl is a virgin when she finds the man of her dreams, canon MGE tends to vary on the individual in each race, her preferences and how fast she finds a man she likes.

When you look at the board we're on it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why that might cause controversy.

>> No.17331831

I wouldn't even need the promise of money, the adventure of a dungeon would be fun enough.

>> No.17331832

>Anon can fluster his Ojou-sama girlfriend just by sitting her on his lap and kissing her neck while holding her hands.
S+ marriage material, her crush is a lucky man.

>> No.17331834

>Thread canon MGE is a land of purity where every girl is a virgin
No one is saying that?

>> No.17331840

The lilim profile states they want an ideal man, so I guess it just depends on what's meant by ideal, and that can probably be different from lilim to lilim. But what it does imply is that they do have standards and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one. For all we know it could be that she wants a fat, stinky, lazy NEET, so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.

The rarity of human men wouldn't be hard for a lilim to overcome though. Yeah an alraune or something like that isn't going to be too picky since as you said, it could be a long time before they come across another man, but for a lilim, being as powerful as they are, they could easily infiltrate an Order stronghold and do whatever she wants, all the while turning it into a demon realm after corrupting so many people. Less powerful girls don't have that luxury however.

>> No.17331841

They're arguing about whether human princes would still be virgins by the time they reach adulthood, or if they would have a boatload of pump and dump concubines.

>> No.17331842

Uh, trophy wives? SSR versions of their normal species?

>> No.17331853

>they could easily infiltrate an Order stronghold and do whatever she wants
not if I have anything to say about it.

>> No.17331854

You know what is wonderful anon? That you DONT have to have a tamed Hellhound or a Salamander that takes you as a non-combat guy if you dont want to! That for every tamed Hellhound and Salamander that got their heart captured by a weak guy that doesnt want to be a warrior, there are hundreds of them that will never be tamed and will get their husbands through a battle or training her! And as such it does not intrude in any way whatsoever with you and your waifu.
I dont get why you are salty that there is a guy in the world out there, you will likely never meet, that has a different relationship with his waifu than you.

>> No.17331858

At least Hellhound shit storms should be a lot less severe from now on. Or so I hope.
>But what it does imply is that they do have standards and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one. For all we know it could be that she wants a fat, stinky, lazy NEET, so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.
Now you got it right. Or the Lilim could be an onee-san type who wants a clumsy yet hardworking high school age boy to look after.

>> No.17331859

>Hellhounds discussing how to act if a human boy tries to tame them
>it becomes a shitstorm when someone shitposts something about just pretending to be tamed
>Lillims discussing about their standards when finding a human boy for them
>They get triggered when someone says they have no standards and are just simply sluts
There is no escape from the shitposting, no matter the universe.

>> No.17331862

the problem is guys going in though,
figured even if she breaks the wall ever so often, you just got to wait till she leaves and set it back up.

>> No.17331863

>Not turning the employees into her thralls
I think you married a regular Lamia who painted herself purple.

>> No.17331867

I was more thinking about the human version of lilims and hellhound wanting to be tamed and called sluts by some monstergirls, but that's funny too

>> No.17331868

>Sitting with Shycubus in his lap facing forward
>Hands wrapped around her, overlapping hers, fingers interlocking from behind
>Kissing her neck again and again, sometimes lifting his mouth up a bit to blow on her ear
>She's squeaking moans out like crazy, stammering out 'p-p-p-please k-k-k-kiss-!' again and again, her hips bouncing on their own and tail wrapped around his arm
>her succumom senses her orgasm and rushes up to spy through her door, but is profusely disappointed its without penetration yet again and just from that degenerate second base trifle
>Husband has to drag her away yet again as Shycubus comes down and turns to sleep against her boyfriend's chest, still weakly whimpering and moaning from happiness and pleasure in her sleep

>> No.17331869

>This monster is all about corrupting you and to make you an incubus and to have the best sex with you all the time and rape you if you don't
Who is that?

>> No.17331874

>I dont get why you are salty that there is a guy in the world out there, you will likely never meet, that has a different relationship with his waifu than you.
I have to introduce you to a popular line of thought that has been with us since the dawn of time. Six words that sum up just about very argument here
>stop liking what I don't like
It would be great if people could drop it but there's no chance of that happening any time soon.

>> No.17331876

>Big, bushy high-ponytails.

I swear, I find the most mundane, yet obscure shit attractive.

>> No.17331877

I've just always assumed that since they were strong girls themselves, they'd want strong men. And that can still be true for some, but not all.

>> No.17331886

>Yeti complaining that her ruler keeps lowering the temperature whenever someone gets married before her
>She didn't realize the Ice Queen herself is always lurking the thread

It's gonna be a cold night

>> No.17331888

>But what it does imply is that they do have standards
>and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one

>so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.
She needs to suck off a guy to know it? Given she's a Lilim and it's fucking canon that they can sense into what every guy is into she shouldn't need to.

>> No.17331890

Ponytails are extremelly attractive though.

>> No.17331892

I'm reminded of that one kid icarus douijin where medusa tells him demons find the weak sexually alluring .

>> No.17331896

>but having them be like a gardener
I get the feeling this r to viccy. Don't bully.

>> No.17331898

>At least Hellhound shit storms should be a lot less severe from now on
It will just change into the next dom girl that someone thinks that it should be made a sub.

>> No.17331900

>Anon is happily enjoying a date with his common rarity Succubus girlfriend
>Another Anon walks by with his SSR Crystal Golem waifu
That would be enough to break up relationships

>> No.17331901

They need their spirit energy fix anon. You think a high-class lilim that's royalty is gonna settle for some shit tasting supplement?

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That's kinda why I'm glad my waifu is not from MGE.
I don't have to worry about KC coming along and fucking up her species in the name of appeasing someone who wasn't even into the species to begin with.

>> No.17331905

>Somehow the "efers" part of "refers" got eaten up

>> No.17331906

Give it time. No waifu is safe from the internet's autism.

>> No.17331915

>Given she's a Lilim and it's fucking canon that they can sense into what every guy is into

>Three Lilim sisters disguising themselves as regular Succubi to go out without hassle
>Stop for lunch and make a game of who can find the freakiest guy
>Pretty average stuff, one of them thinks she's won for sure when she spots a guy into shemales
>One of them suddenly gasps, and her sisters look over to see her beet red and staring into a small group of people
>They follow her gaze and gasp as well
>The three of them agree to just end the game and never speak of it again

>> No.17331916

yeah ive noticed no matter whatever what character you like chances are two things happened, 1 someone drew her with a dick 2 someone draw her as a mlp character.

>> No.17331919

Yeah there's still some who would want that, they have very varied tastes.

>> No.17331924

Nah, she's long past the point of attention.
She is probably older than some underage in this thread.

Who cares about some random fuck's drawings?

>> No.17331927

She's probably going to melt when she and her boyfriend finally start having cuddlesex.

>> No.17331932

Some people have it easy, thanks to japan my waifu has been:
>turned into a man, a futa and once or twice a trap
>raped by other girls turned into futas
>gangraped by faceless men
>the star of multiple ntr doujins
>drawn with ponies
>had sex with a deer thanks to pixiv
People with MGE waifus have it easy.

>> No.17331936
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The Ice Queen needs to stop being such a bully, Yetis get cold too!

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>> No.17331943

>Village of dire monster girls.
>None is below 7ft and all are carrying a lot of muscle.
>Anon is sent in to take over the family business.
>Suddenly has a bunch of huge, muscled women trying to woo him by wearing cute dresses.

Even the dire weresheep would get in on it!

How could anon say no?

>> No.17331951

Sadly, he doesn't do requests or commissions, this was a lucky occurrence.

>> No.17331953

His shortstack wife would make him.

>> No.17331957

I think it's more of a "dog training" thing.

But if you need suggestions, no one ever talks about taming Ushi-Onis

>> No.17331961

>pouting, shortstack werecat staring down girls twice her size


>> No.17331962

Give it time

>> No.17331963

Is Shycubus part of the same school Lapcat is in?
I can see her and her boyfriend getting all flustered in the lunch room just lightly touching and rubbing against each other cutely, and the other girls smiling at them for being such an adorable couple

>> No.17331974

>Cuddlesex ensues
>Shycubus' succupussy is so aroused she practically soaks the bed and milks out more orgasms from her boyfriend than even her mom usually is able to do in one session with her husband
>childhood friend is passed out ahegao'd when she finally comes down from it, and she fusses and frets and bustles about getting him some water thinking she's hurt him

>> No.17331981

>dog training
They aren't literal animals and people aren't talking about literal animal taming, how autistic do you have to be to misunderstand it like that?

>> No.17331982

But that's when I tell my ryu "a girl like you is rarer than any SSR."

>> No.17331988

Just imagine the post sex cuddles though.
Just imagine her mom learning that they're getting married.

>> No.17331991

Yes, "Lucky"

>> No.17331996

There are people here into that though, never saw one of their posts?

>> No.17331998

It was mostly a jab at Lilims but particularly those like Druella.

>> No.17332006

Okay, Who the hell is your waifu?

>> No.17332011

I have yet to see an alp with
I think i saw one pegging a dude though but it's tame compared with everything else.

>> No.17332013

You mean, Druella the one who was implied to corrupt people with her corruption aura and not by fucking?

>> No.17332016

>had sex with a deer thanks to pixiv
I want to say the shy twin from Lucky Star.

>> No.17332019

She would be so happy, but then the SSR Crystal Golem would shapeshift to become an SSR Ryu in a bikini with a very useful ability and better stats
You won't be able to remain faithful after that

>> No.17332033

She's a 2hu. What can I say, the fanbase is one of the weirder ones.

>> No.17332036

Again, mostly a jab at Lilims.

>> No.17332040

>implying there's anything wrong with bestiality and gangbangs
As long as she's enjoying it, that's all that matters. You want your waifu to be happy right?

>> No.17332042

Do not bully the lilims.

>> No.17332044

>turned into a man, a futa and once or twice a trap
>a futa and once
Oh you poor sweet summer child.

>> No.17332045

>>implying there's anything wrong with gangbangs
Mari pls go

>> No.17332051

They are meant to be bullied so they can't corrupt you so you can rape them in their confusion.

>> No.17332052

Ah well that explains it.

>> No.17332054

Have a (You) and now stop baiting

>> No.17332055

I would be kinda fun to use a girl like that. It's fun for the whole family though it does ruin her for marriage.

>> No.17332057

Feels pretty good to have a waifu who only appears in stuff I approve of.

>> No.17332060

The once or twice was the trap thing, at least to my knowledge. I don't go out of my way to look for doujins of her because I'm not a cuck.

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>> No.17332069

>The once or twice was the trap thing
I know, I just quoted wrong. My bad.

>I don't go out of my way to look for doujins of her because I'm not a cuck.
Well I respect your choice to do so. I very much disagree with that. Self inserting into porn with your waifu is the best!

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>> No.17332081

Self inserting is fine but I mostly use PoV art for that due to the type of doujins she gets being yuri/futa/gangrape/ntr, those aren't really self insert friendly.

>> No.17332082
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>Not posting the proper version

>> No.17332085

What is the best way to bully a Lilim?

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>> No.17332088

With your dick

>> No.17332092

Neck kisses, calling her cute and general loving things. But no sex.

>> No.17332100

Double handholding.

>> No.17332106

cum in her hat

>> No.17332111
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What sort of monster girl would this pure maiden be?

>> No.17332121

A particularly dominant Dark Priest. It's the boots.

>> No.17332123

That's a slut anon, look at the latex.

>> No.17332125

Ironically she would look more pure without it despite showing more skin.

>> No.17332130

That's bullshit

>> No.17332133

She'd be the mother of my children. How can monsters even compete?

>> No.17332138

Dark priest works, or maybe a salamander that knows a little magic.
Whatever are you talking about?
You may have a point here.

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>> No.17332156

Latex doesn't automatically make a girl a slut anon, it just makes everything lewder.

>> No.17332171

Monster girls can't compete with human girls. This is a fact.

>> No.17332173

Hmmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.17332178

I want to help a Hakutaku prepare for her quiz bowl competition! She's been studying really hard and doesn't want to let her team down.

>> No.17332179

Paladin-chan, jealousy is unbecoming.

>> No.17332180

Human girls are dumb.

>> No.17332182

that is until MGs become real

>> No.17332186
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>Had planned an entire chapter involving a slow and gradual corruption of a certain paladin by said lilim after this one
Do not trust the gardeners.

>> No.17332192

>implying 2D doesn't top 3D every time

>> No.17332200

Give her "diet pills"

>> No.17332201

>3DPD monstergirls

>> No.17332205

>Implying we wouldn't leave this wretched place for an extended period of time if some girl just came out of nowhere, called us cute and asked to hang out with us

>> No.17332206

>dumb fighting tournament shit
Who even does that?

>> No.17332208

i said real, not 3D

>> No.17332210

I wish i could just shed a dimension. Having depth is just suffering.

>> No.17332211


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>thread keeps making ice puns
>Ice Queen goes on a furious caps lock rant
Someone needs to brave her kingdom and make her happy

>> No.17332213

More like 2.5
Like sweet mami or that liru game

>> No.17332215

>not being so far gone that you perceive any positive reaction to your existence as some cruelly disguised form of mockery

>> No.17332217

Glacies and Ignis bigamy wives tempting you with a lewd display when you get home

>> No.17332220

Sounds steamy.

>> No.17332225

I prefer Glacies and Ice Queen Oyakodon.

>> No.17332227

Naw, I'd rather watch anime and jack off.

>> No.17332232

This. So much this. Every time I meet someone I'm just trying to figure out if they're judging me and what they are judging me for.
Which MG would be best to help me get over this?

>> No.17332235

And I prefer Ignis and Lava Golem hot and wild threesome.

>> No.17332238


>> No.17332243

That shitty lilim made by that Beast guy.

>> No.17332248

Being serious here i would believe one of the most monstruous MGs like the tentacle one. They would be the ones that get judged the most and would be more conscious about their bodies.

Maybe you could laugh it off if you both feel the other is judging you at the same time.

>> No.17332250
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Slimes. They're simple enough that they don't even think to deceive. They just want to give you lots of slimy hugs.

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>> No.17332255

A nurarihyon.

>> No.17332256

Yep >>17332250
Or Doromes, JubJubs. Girls where its really just all love for you, all the time, and there doesn't need to be much else.
You think your sadness and self-loathing can outlast their love, you got another thing comin.

>> No.17332257

A Dorome would work even better.

>> No.17332262

I thought people liked that guy?
Did he piss off the thread?

>> No.17332267

>The thread is one person

>> No.17332277

Helloooo, what have we here?

>> No.17332286

Anon, you are a bold one

>> No.17332302

>tfw never be as cool as Billy Dee Williams
I'd have a Demon on each arm if I was

>> No.17332325

People like Beast, but he writes like It's a shonen anime.
He needs to show more of selene corrupting people and is lilim will be better.

>> No.17332328

I know this feel

>> No.17332329

Her face looks too gentle, I prescribe a heavy dose of black sclera elixir and a haughty smile class

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>tfw no mg with a healing fetish for this broken heart

>> No.17332341

>he writes like It's a shonen anime.
I don't see that with the stuff he posts.

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>> No.17332347

There is literally nothing wrong with that.

>> No.17332371

Depends on what your here for.
I just find it weird that a guy like beast that has a thing for corruption and created OC halfdragons would write Selene the way he does.

>> No.17332374
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So how simple is "simple minded"?

Seems that Zombie Dragons for instance are fairly intelligent though focused almost solely on their hubby but where does a Dorome fall? Could you hold a conversation with her? Would she understand simple things like you having to do other stuff at some point?

>> No.17332392

>Could you hold a conversation with her?
I'd imagine Doromes are the type of MG you don't have a proper conversation with, but instead you can mindlessly ramble for hours and hours and they'd just stay there and listen intently even if they don't understand a word about it.

>> No.17332393

Almost certainly another case of 'whatever you want/are comfortable with'. I personally would really like a Dorome that was really, really simple minded. Still affectionate and understands things in conversation, and very emotionally intelligent, but very low langauge use and more often than not just is always thinking only a single step in front of her with relation to how to make hubby happy.
When she does plan something like a surprise for him or a gift, it makes it that much more valuable and wonderful, because you know she thought really hard about it.
Someone some time ago was reeing about the idea of being with a simple minded girl like that because it would be 'unstimulating', but I think it would be perfect.

>> No.17332397

These, especially the part about being really emotionally intelligent instead
So you could ramble for hours, and though she wouldn't understand she could tell the little changes in your voice that indicate whether you're happy or sad or remorseful, and act appropriately, putting a hand on your lap at just the right time so you know she's listening even if she doesn't get the content.

>> No.17332398

I want a monster too simple to realize she can do better than me

>> No.17332403

You're too simple to realize that a Monstergirl wouldn't care if she can do better. She wants you.

>> No.17332410

I want to blindfold my Kobold daughteru and let her give me a nice long blowjob!

>> No.17332418

Hmm, that "emotional intelligence" bit makes a lot of sense, they'd be able to sense your mood whenever they see you, valuable for obtaining a husband too.

I'm weird about my top girls, above all is Atlach-Nacha but many below are of the more simple kind, Dorome, ZDs etc.

>> No.17332424

Intelligence is important for cruel/sadistic monsters more so than gentle ones.

>> No.17332427

>ask Dorome wife if she wants to dom you in bed
>She happily giggles and nods and you lay back
>She just jumps on you and hugs you while wiggling her hips, just like she always does
>She definitely doesn't even know what that means
>You definitely don't care

>> No.17332437

If this is what a game over looks like, then there is no reason to refuse becoming an adventurer in a medieval fantasy setting with monster girls

>> No.17332443

If you're living with a Dorome, do you sleep in bed or just skip that and sleep on/in her?

>Fall to sleep every knight in the strongest yet gentlest arms
>Hear her giggling happy in her sleep as her body settles around you

>> No.17332445

the only good ending is when you surrender to your waifu

>> No.17332449

It's been said in the threads before, Beast needs to write a story where selene is ethier more important like deruella or is the main character herself.

>> No.17332453

>you will never sip Colt .45 with Billy Dee Williams while having a succubus under both arms in cloud city
No amount of cocaine will make this pain feel numb.

>> No.17332459

>No amount of cocaine will make this pain feel numb
Tell that to Carrie Fisher

>> No.17332462

Fair point. If you put enough SE into her, eventually she could be like a whole pond size of lovely wifemud. And hearing her giggle and wiggle in happiness even while sleeping would be life itself. Not to mention, your skin would be amazing.

>> No.17332465

No, what he needs is to write more burning edge and a kikimora roulette.

>> No.17332466

Do slimes sleep? or do they just watch your sleeping face as they rhythmically massage you all night.

>> No.17332475

I thought the good ending was saving the quiet village on top of a snowy mountain from the abominable snowman (who was actually a very shy 8ft tall monster girl who just wanted to become friends) and then settling down there to enjoy a peaceful and comfy life

>> No.17332490

She'd appreciate you more if you displayed an indomitable will.

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I love the more straightforward MGs. Either it be natural instinct and she doesn't exactly know what she's doing or that she's getting way too old to be single still. I love women who know what they want.

>> No.17332504

I just went through the latest hellhound drama. You should all be ashamed.

>> No.17332512

Stop now. Let's talk about which MG makes the best _Aunt?_

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>> No.17332522

P'Orc. She'll try to set you up with your cousins if she likes you enough.

>> No.17332527

they're just frustrated that their waifu will never be real
i just laugh at them
and yes, i do cry myself to sleep every night

>> No.17332528

Come give your aunty yeti a big cuddle and a kiss

Speaking of aunties, I wonder if MG sister's promise their adopted son to the sister.

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im hilarious

>> No.17332533

Dragons. Oh man CC dragon aunts are too horny, they even attack their niece's friends.

>> No.17332534

>tfw no Wurm aunt and cousins who are a little too overprotective of you

>> No.17332542

Lonely apophis who loves to dote

>> No.17332544


>> No.17332551

Tanuki. I want a Tanuki aunt who would want to dote on me.

>> No.17332553

Lilims. They're all sisters so if you get one, you get all of them.

>> No.17332569

>no P'Orc aunt who takes you and your cousins to the beach knowing full well what may or may not occur later

>> No.17332570

>Lamia and her husband adopt a son
>His CC aunt loves to spend time with him way too much
>He grows up pampered and showered in love by her
>Ends up marrying her as soon as he reaches puberty
How would the parents react?

>> No.17332573
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Gremlin aunt with a big thicc Automaton for a cousin.

>> No.17332574

I'm sure they'd be happy. I would be as anyone in that scenario.

>> No.17332576

I want to rub sunscreen into her plump, overlarge rear.

>> No.17332579

>implying high int subs aren't the best
Even the lolis should be clever, not smug-tier but smart enough.

>> No.17332597

>the momster is upset while the husband saw it coming a mile away

>> No.17332606

The aunt? Or the cousins? Or are you an absolute madman and oil them all down?

>> No.17332615

>knowing full well what may or may not occur later
What happens when you take a P'Orc to the beach?

>> No.17332628

They get sunburned and are at your mercy

>> No.17332632

Would you really be happy if your unpopular Lamia sister-in-law married your adopted son?
I mean, I would be happy to know they're both in good hands but that's still a weird thought

>She didn't understand why her beloved son only played with boys and his aunt
>She even tried to set him up with a cute Basilisk childhood friend
>Tells her sister that she needs to give birth to at least half a dozen grand-daughters before she approves of that marriage

>> No.17332638

All of them.
One at a time.

>> No.17332639

Would a Tanuki rather live in a luxurious house to show her wealth, or live in a more modest home to save her wealth? Would she start spending more once she found her husband to dote on him?

>> No.17332642

Its monsters. The society is different, and I'd be happy both for him and for her. Makes reunions that much comfier! All of us living in the house together would be very comfy.
Honestly, I don't find it weird at all.

>> No.17332660

Anyone here have an experience with their aunt like this? What was it like?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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please dont kill me Loen

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>That one aunt who keeps sending tons of treasure boxes for your birthday

>> No.17332707

Loen died in April. He will never again grace us with his doodles.

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I've always found monstergirl courtship dances to be fascinating.

>> No.17332728

Not sure if it's ever been addressed, but I guess they might not have to seeing as they barley need any other bodily function. But perhaps she would try to sleep with you anyway since she wants to share what you do.

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>> No.17332751

>Kissu kissu! Wife needs kissus!

>> No.17332755

hope he's recovering ok from his injury

>> No.17332756

The defining factor of Ratas besides their big poofy mofu. And why I love them so much.

>> No.17332760

>Slime becomes a jelly bed to sleep together with you
>She doesn't actually need to sleep
>She just likes having eight uninterrupted hours of cuddle time with you
>She says you look so cute nestled in her chest and arms

>> No.17332768

>Its monsters. The society is different,
You're right. Instead of the huge scandal and controversy there would be in a human society, there would just be a bit of teasing and nothing but positivity around the relationship

>Your birthday comes around
>You've been praying for the new Nukitendo DS and a copy of MonsterMon Bahamut version
>Your mom gives you a book about how to become a good father
>Your dad got you a brand new scooter
>You try your best to hide your sadness
>There is one package left
>It's fairly large and from your aunt
>You open it and find 2 Nukitendo DS XL and both versions of MonsterMon
>A bunch of other games, accessories and toys
>There is a letter too
>"Happy birthday my beloved nephew! Feel free to drop by so we can trade monsters and try your new toys together."
>There is a bunch of hearts on it too
>As well as a weird packet of instant puberty pills which your mother quickly snatched away

>> No.17332784

>As well as a weird packet of instant puberty pills which your mother quickly snatched away
And yeah, there'd be some teasing but it would all be good natured and everyone would get along. Like 'Now son, we're going to leave you to be babysat by your aunt while your mother and I go out' even though he's a grown man. Hilarity ensues.

>> No.17332821

>NEWSFLASH: Rata addicted to kissing, can't calm down unless embraced and smooched regularly

I bet you could embarrass/arouse a rata by leaving notes and messages how you want to violate them tenderly.

>> No.17332827

I love that loli Ushi-Oni story a while back that had the mating dance bit in it. That was cute.

>> No.17332836

Actually the thing I would do is seal up the entrance to said dungeon, then build a museum on top of that that looks like a dungeon.

Extra vindictive points: I would have the sewer reroute into the dungeon.

>> No.17332851

>not hacking her news broadcast's bottom news headlines ticker and have it display her favorite sex positions and locations

>> No.17332858

I'd love to leave a note for her at home when I'm off to work.
>Hi honey! Off to work. Enjoy your day off!
>Please get lots of rest and I left your favorite lunch in the fridge.
>You'll need your energy for when I come home tonight and kiss you so hard you can feel it in the back of your lungs
>Not to mention I'm bringing that sensual mofulotion home to give your tail all the full attention it deserves while you relax
>If you're still up for it after that, I'm gonna make sure you feel pleasure so deep you won't be able to help getting knocked up with a daughter or two.
>Anyway, have a nice day hun! Love you xoxo

>> No.17332862

with the power of mamano magic as big as you want

>> No.17332879

Love it, perfect husbands for your mofu.
>Rumours say a certain fluffball prefers probone anal, said fluffball declines comment

>> No.17332893

>H-h-honey! D-don't tell people that!
>Its true isn't it?
>T-that doesn't mean you can just te- EEP!
Spanking your rata mid sentence is a time honored tradition.

>> No.17332902

>You're right. Instead of the huge scandal and controversy there would be in a human society, there would just be a bit of teasing and nothing but positivity around the relationship
The same would go for a lot of things among monsters.

>lolis and age gaps
>teachers and students
>adopteru dicking

>> No.17332913

Imagine Monster Girls through time:
>Tesla and his harpy
>Caligula mounting an attack on Neptune

>> No.17332916

There's real daughteru dicking too, don't forget that.

>> No.17332918

You people are just realizing this now?

>> No.17332942

No, I just interjected for a moment, because sometimes there seem to be quite a few people here who don't realize it.

>> No.17332966

Why would anyone want to dick their own daughteru?

>> No.17332997
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>teachers and students
this one desu

>> No.17333000

Even if I didn't have morals completely against it I just wouldn't see the point since by anime logic your wife would just be a slightly older looking version of your daughter.

>> No.17333001

Maybe it's because she would look like a loli version of the wife.

>> No.17333003

Bloodline purity also she just like your wife only smaller

>> No.17333018

Dont we have potions for this type of stuff? I guess it had to be authentic for some people.
>having your lolified waifu roleplay as your cock hungry adopterfu
I can get behind that.

>> No.17333020

Its better stay in in study with the cute nerd bird instead of hang out with the stupid delinquent girls!

>> No.17333034

whats the irl legend behind her?

>> No.17333036

You can use potions, but it wouldn't feel like the real thing I guess. Ther more degenerate it is the better.

>> No.17333040

Oh, plenty of reasons anon, at least for me personally. The main one being that it'd be super comfy and intimate, not just for me but for my waifu and daughteru as well.

>> No.17333044

hyper smart cows that know everything, thats really it

>> No.17333063

Makes more sense for some species than others, hard to say generally.

>> No.17333071

Your uncle
The only Cute yeti

>> No.17333076
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why not reform delinquent girls?

>> No.17333084

>Your uncle
"My Uncle Is Now My Aunt and Also My Wife?"

An upcoming alp themed light novel, coming to bookstores in MGC.

>> No.17333091

I feel there is no more appropriate response to what you just said than this video

>> No.17333116

An adopted one is a special taboo relationship, I guess it's fascinating because there are multiple layers. Blood-related daughteru is over the line.

>> No.17333117

Reminder to dick your CC Otohime sugar mommy auntie

>> No.17333129

Gonna secretly dick my waifu's aunt!

>> No.17333133

there has to be a bit more than that

>> No.17333157

There had to have been a Mindflayer involved in the Nazis

>> No.17333171

If only it wasn't a one shot doujin as that anon said.

>> No.17333184

Why do sugar moms like young guys?

>> No.17333187

Because young guys are healthy and virile.

>> No.17333192

To feel young again.

>> No.17333199

CCs desire children, usually Younger men can go at it for quite a while.

>> No.17333202

They're cuter, easier to lure, usually with no money, etc

>> No.17333212

Also usually not as happy in life and easy to please/make happy.

>> No.17333213

All of these

Also, young men are fertile, CCs love fertility because they lack it. Also, fertile sperm impregnating their womb with daughterus is what they wish for most

>> No.17333218

It doesnt prove jackshit about standards. If the guy falls in love with the Lilim, she will fall too and they will be a married couple. There is no shit like being dumped against your will, rejection or getting friendzoned with MGE MGs. "It is the law of the land."

>> No.17333227

You dick them out of love, and because twisting a pure bond between father and daughter into something so perverse and twisted it makes headlines in modern society is hot as shit. Also knowing that a girl I raised loves me enough to put aside our blood ties and deal with any and all potential social backlash because she loves me so much gives my heart a boner.

Also imagining a little mouse girl shouting she wants to marry her dad while at school when the Haku teacher asks them about their family makes me smile.

>> No.17333230

This anon gets it!

>> No.17333231
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Christmas Cakes with pipes know exactly how to wrap a young boy around their fingers. Or claws I suppose.

>> No.17333244

No, nowhere is it stated strong girls onlt marry strong guys. Dragons for all their haughtiness, dont give a fuck. The closest thing we have is Baphomet's profile saying "high ranking monsters" (high ranking, not strong) seek "superior men." Something that has never been referenced or touched upon again, likely to avoid the shitstorm. And even that profile says "but the truth is uncertain." Not to mention even if it is, there are a lot of loopholes through it.

>> No.17333249

>There is no shit like being dumped against your will, rejection or getting friendzoned with MGE MGs. "It is the law of the land."
I think you're just projecting.

>> No.17333251

Nah, he's right. That's the setting as it stands.

>> No.17333254

Why don't you ask KC :^)

>> No.17333256

Idk. Seems too much like mindbreak going in the other direction.

>> No.17333258

That's called Mamano. Welcome newfag.

>> No.17333262

She better get in line, her twenty other sisters already have!

>> No.17333266

Stop replying to fucking obvious bait. They've realized they can get (you)s by twisting KC's words and screaming that everything is a hugbox.

>> No.17333270

>having rights in a sexual fantasy setting
They'll fall in love with who the guy says she'll fall in love with and that's final, no rules or safeguards against it. Anything to stave away even the thought of rejection or of being reminded of Stacey patterson when she said she didn't know who I was when I asked her to prom, right?
Yeah, its kinda dumb but the audience is what it is and KC only aims to please at the end of the day.

>> No.17333271
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Their father just died, will you adopt them, anon?

>> No.17333273

No, it really is among the core rules of MGEverse.

>> No.17333276

Hos young would CCs go for boys?

>> No.17333278

Except it works both ways and girls can also mindbreak the guys according to KC.

>> No.17333279

I don't think you realize how unhinged and damaged some of the people here are.
You did see the whole argument the one guy who demanded he be allowed to marry a salamander and never have to fight at all or want to fight gave last two threads, right?

>> No.17333280

They look more than old enough to fend for themselves anon, I believe this is some sort of trick.

>> No.17333283

That's the very same thing I'm talking about.

>> No.17333285

There's nothing wrong with a hugbox, but portraying MGS as having no sense of free will is just as shitty and somewhat dark as the reverse. This isn't hugbox at all.

>> No.17333286

Never said they couldn't. What about it?

>> No.17333289

True, but try telling that to someone who on the one hand imagines themself 1 to 1 with their normal shlubby real world counterpart yet at the same time says 'If I come across an Ushi Oni or Hellhound on the way to my waifu, I'll just explain that I already have a one true love and they'll let me go because that's the power of love and even literal rape machines will respect that :)'

>> No.17333290

I want to care for my waifu while she's sick in bed. We'll try all the traditional human remedies and finish the night with the usual monster treatment. An injection of SE followed by cuddles.

>> No.17333292

Why am I unhinged for pointing exactly that out?

>> No.17333293

Not at all

The more zombies together, the trickier plans they can do to get a man

>> No.17333294

I dunno man. That didn't seem like bait to me. I think that was an actual honest to goodness anon who had nothing left but the thought that a Salamander would appear one day and make his life all better. Who can say.

>> No.17333296
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can you friendzone mgs?

>> No.17333303

The whole waifu and husbando thing really falls apart when either side can just get mindbroken into compliance. Do you actually want true love or a talking sex doll?

>> No.17333305

Anyone can friendzone anyone.
If you have your eye on some particular monstergirl but are too afraid to approach her and another anon gets to her before you do and they hit it off, you gotta deal with it.

>> No.17333309

free will is overrated.

>> No.17333311

Settle down, and realize this setting operates only on "rule of cool". You don't have mindbreak in your fantasy, do you?

>> No.17333312

It's the eternal, perpetual seesaw.
'Mamono mana is stuipid'
'Without the stuff Mamono mana does, many of us wouldn't get our waifus'

>> No.17333313

It's why a lot of people get rid of most things mamono mana can do.

>> No.17333316

Relationships are built on compromise. A little breaking on both sides and you meet somewhere in the middle.
Not that I would know.

>> No.17333320

Show of hands, how many people think they'd be fine without mamono mana still landing some kind of monstergirl and would be okay with that?
I personally would. I'm not set on any one girl in particular, so I figure that plays a role, but still.

>> No.17333323

I'm pretty confident in myself, I feel like I'd be fine.

>> No.17333326

I think if you're a half decent person, there's enough leeway in the setting that you'd likely be considered good mate material by the majority of species. If magic can fix deformities and physical issues, I can't imagine a bunch of lustful and hungry MGS would put appearance on top.

>> No.17333331

I'm confident in my ability to get by fine without it but I, personally, wouldn't turn down the chance at such an easy panacea.

>> No.17333332

No problem whatsoever. At the very least, my basic knowledge of the girls profiles would make it an easy system to game. Shogs are also easy to find if you know where to search

>> No.17333333

Sure. Same with EMG.
But you gotta understand, there's a lot of people here who don't think that way, and for their sake that's why having that triple-layer protection of 'no, even the word of god itself promises, you won't get hurt' is there. I just choose to politely and quietly ignore it.

>> No.17333340

While not to my taste, I'm glad that such a thing exists for those who want (or need) to make use of it.

>> No.17333341

I wish mamono mana didn't cure disabilities because I love the idea of my waifu fretting and doting over me because of mine and if I cured she would have much less reason to care about me.

>> No.17333348

Obesity isn't a real disability

>> No.17333349
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No guts, no glory. I wanna impress a monstergirl by working hard at it and being worthy of it, and I think I could do that with that motivation visible and tangibly real to me. It would still be nice, but I can't help but feel it would be a bit cheap if I didn't earn a love from, say, a Cupid and instead just got it because midichlorians told her she loves me.

>> No.17333350

>Still like the idea of older women
I guess that just leaves old hags.

>> No.17333368

Will she step on my dick and sigh at me being pathetic, brehs?
I need it

>> No.17333378

I don't think a single monstergirl would like me

>> No.17333398

You do realize there is a difference between stating the fact that there is no rejection, dumping against your will and friendzone with MGs and demanding that a Salamander marry you without fighting her right?
Like, those are 2 entirely different scenarios that do not correlate at all.

>> No.17333403

>Someone that doesn't have any will to fight demands a Salamander marries him without a fight
>She says no but she'll train him if he really wants to try
>he says no, I won't train, you're supposed to just say yes
>She says no
>He walks way feeling wronged by the world, monsters are just as bad as 3dpd, how could this happen to me, etc

>> No.17333405

Basically what he said, super smart and knows about all monsters and their weaknesses and is willing to tell to help out humans., you can pretty easily translate that into the encyclopedia for fun results.

>> No.17333409

I'm not obese, I'm the opposite. Please don't project your flaws on others.

>> No.17333427

so keines mom or dad fucked on of these

>> No.17333429

You realize you need to be 18 to post on this website, yes?

>> No.17333440
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Nigger, Keine IS a Hakutaku.

>> No.17333452

i thought her whole thing was being half youkai like Rinnosuke

>> No.17333458

I don't want to mindbreak my wife I want to have a happy relationship where I get minorly physically broken by her superior strength as we fuck.

>> No.17333462

This anon and his Salamander are likely going to meet in the middle. She will likely see in him someone who she can train and prove he can do more than he thinks. She will fuck him and after he gets addicted with her body will put sex on condition or training. Or maybe she will apparently agree and make anon fuck her in progressively difficult positions, without realizing it, she is making him do excersises and pumping through her mana her image of her ideal man and her love of fighting. I can see sparring sessions disguised as "battle foreplay" where they fight for a while before having sex, and the anon finding out the sex after this is hotter than the normal sex. One day the Salamander is going to give him a real sword and demand anon to fight her for real, anon will freak out and she will tell him he believes in him and that he loves her and the outcome does not matter to her as long as he gives his all. They will and the anon will be surprised that he is fighting at her level, as she trained him all this time without realizing and they will have the best sex after that. By the end it doesnt matter how much anon hated to fight or workout because he will be too addicted to training and fighting with her to want otherwise. And she will be the happiest Salamander, because many of them can say they met her match in a fighting tournament. But how many of them can claim they took a formless worthless piece of carbon and transformed it into a diamond?
This is the thing a lot of people dont get. Yes, husbands can change monster girls, but the reverse is also true. They both can concede and meet at the middle.

>> No.17333468

She's the real deal, she's a Were-hakutaku due to circumstances. She was born as a human.

>> No.17333473

SDM a best.

Would happily go for monster girls there.

>> No.17333478

thats kinda the main bits
>tfw Hakutaku teacher will never call me in after class, lay me down on the desk, and give me a lesson on both femdom and bovine reproductive practices

>> No.17333486

I have to be honest, I would not.

>> No.17333495

I probably could.
I have no real preferences for species barring a few so I think I could grab a girl I like and who would like me.

>> No.17333505

I'd prefer to go and chill with yuyuko and youmu but that requires being dead, yukari's household doesn't seem like a bad second choice.

>> No.17333512

The issue is getting to Yukaris place.

A Mokou would be good too, especially s a phoenix girl.

>> No.17333521

What exactly does mamano mana cover? I thought it just helped men deal with certain waifus. If it automatically make ever mg say yes to any anon then thats lame. Id like to imagine I could find a girl without it.

>> No.17333522

Mokou would be one of my top choices too. She's a good girl, even if her past is fucked up.

>> No.17333531

The past just makes her all the better for romancing

>> No.17333538

I think I'd do fine without it, especially if you keep SE around. And even if mamono mana existed I'd still do my best for the waifu.

>> No.17333554
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That's easy.
You just need a bribe.

>> No.17333560

Except the part where they eat people

>> No.17333561

Fried tofu does a fox....in proper amounts.


>> No.17333572
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I'm not your dude, pal.

>> No.17333573

Is screaming how much you love older sister types in Monster Girl Land a good idea?

>> No.17333578

>Sabbath police sirens in the distance

>> No.17333587

>A Kraken in a ninja outfit picks you up and whisks you away before they arrive
>"Its not safe here! Come with me if you want an Onee-san!"

>> No.17333588

I have done nothing wrong.

>> No.17333589

It makes the mg automatically say yes if you really love her. In that scenario it also makes you immune to rape even if you're single with just the girl in your mind.

>> No.17333590

Honestly thats a fair idea how it would play out. This is an acceptable scenario.

>> No.17333597
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Fried tofu guarantees extra thicc foxes.

>> No.17333599

Paddywagon full of uniformed familiars would be pretty cute.

>> No.17333605


>> No.17333610

The best bit is they can't say no to it!

>Look out, he's hugging officer Sally!

>> No.17333612


>> No.17333623
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Hmm, yes.

>> No.17333640
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Chicken livers makes extra happy kumihos.

>> No.17333641

Goddammit. Now I have to masturbate for the eighth time today.

>> No.17333649

>chicken livers
Anon please, she got those regenerative powers for something

>> No.17333650

I would become a criminal so fast if it meant I'd be chased by Faniliars in cute police uniforms.
Even their riot gear looks cute!

>> No.17333653

Just edge yourself instead.

Finish it off at the end of the day.

>> No.17333662

I knew you would say that. Yes, you can be pedantic about it and say "well she is friendzoning him and rejecting him because he will not accept her without training." But it is not.
The guy here is friendzoning himself, he has the doors open to slay Lizard pussy and marry her, he is just unwilling to abide by the terms. When I say friendzoning, rejection or dumping, I mean in the sense that a Lilim will fuck you and then just dump you because you are weak, or a monster girl rejecting you just because she finds you wierd or not her type. For example, the Salamander just saying "no" would be the kind of stuff Im talking about. But she isnt, she is saying "Yes, but you will agree to these terms." The guy is simply not willing to abide by them. So if you want me to be more specific, I say "There is no rejection, friendzoning or dumpimg with MGs, except for the rejection and friendzoning that arise due a guy despite being completely able, is unwilling to abide by an agreement in the cases where such agreement is needed." Involuntary dumping though, I mantain to be completely impossible in all scenarios.

>> No.17333663

This fox
This is a crafty lazy loving girlfriend fox

>> No.17333664
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I want to run an alchemy shop and bar where MGs line up to buy my magical beer and potions!

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>> No.17333675

Christ those designs are hideous.

>> No.17333678

Mofu and thick are a match made in heaven.

>> No.17333682

In all fairness, they're fully animated with moving limbs and all that. So it won't be nearly as nice looking as dedicated static images. Plus its western art, and not GRORIOUS NIPPON style.

>> No.17333688
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Don't you be posting my waifu without permission.

>> No.17333694

im inclined to agree

>> No.17333697

That's a treat once in a while, she needs something to snack on, and what better than fried chicken livers?

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Every MG is better with a plump booty. Even alps.

>> No.17333708

>tfw a kumiho will never eat my liver

>> No.17333709

>Married to a Kumiho
>Mamono mana bullshit means your liver regenerates instantly and the wounds around it heal just as fast
>She's openly proud about eating your liver
>Brags about how it's the best and the only one good enough for her
>Visit your parents
>She tells you that she's starving
>Make up an excuse about helping her look through your bags for a snack you brought
>Instead of eating it right there, she skips back into the living room, blood all over her hands and face, happily chewing on the fresh, raw liver
>Your horrified mother asks what's happening
>Your wife flatly states that she's removed and is eating your liver

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I agree

>> No.17333715

>tfw the artist traced over a picture of Mandy Kay and this is a dude

>> No.17333717

That's not an alp, that's just a guy

>> No.17333719


What sort of things would Monstergirls have in their society to celebrate their booties?

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>trapfaggot that's also an Alpfaggot posting traced shit
Three cancers in one.

>> No.17333741


>> No.17333747 [DELETED] 

They're definitely not gay though.

>> No.17333749

So whats some cool stuff we can do with out spirit energy magic? Can we shoot lasers made of pure pleasure at our waifus? Since we dont really kill anything whats else is there to do with it?

>> No.17333751 [DELETED] 

Fuck off with that shit you festering mass.

>> No.17333752 [DELETED] 

Alps aren't gay, but traps are and that's what was posted

>> No.17333761

You can shoot pleasure lasers sure, it's called cum.

>> No.17333762

>trace over a girl's body
>"It's a guy"

I'm pretty sure if it's body is shaped identically to that of a girl, it's not a guy. But I'm no expert in Alptaxonomy.

>> No.17333763
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>> No.17333765 [DELETED] 

>hurr durr we alpfags are not the same as trapfags, we actually like women blah-blah
Alpsfags are the same as trapfags. They both get off on the idea of fucking men,one of them wants to fuck men who pretend to girls and other men who turned into girls. But the core fetish is fucking men, if they weren't men alp/trapfags wouldn't get hard

Trannyshit is gay though

>> No.17333766

>Your uncle gave you a nickname: Nonny.
>and you hated it
>he was really physical around your dad.
>let's just say momster didn't like it.
>you were 20 when you got your own place.
>after an "incident" with your father and uncle you wanted to get out.
>momster said uncle anon's house was really cheap after he moved out.
>after bringing in all your useless shit in the house, and dusting a couple of rooms you hear it coming from the attic....
Ara ara~
>fuckin opossums
Should i keep going?

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Alpfags use any excuse to shitpost with trap bullshit, and these threads just bend over and accept it without aaany resilience whatsoever.

>> No.17333771

Let's all just shut up and talk about something nice that we all like, like puffy Bapho cunny.

>> No.17333772
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>weekend threads

>> No.17333773 [DELETED] 

Tranny shit is because it's still just a dude.

And alp is literally a girl because magic.

>> No.17333775

do people just get meaner on the weekends?

>> No.17333776 [DELETED] 

it's like you don't want to drift off to sleep knowing your waifu's genetic material is inside you

>> No.17333778 [DELETED] 

still kind of awkward if you knew the guy

>> No.17333785

Its kids getting out of school all day and posting here.

>> No.17333786

Nigga it's summer.

>> No.17333789 [DELETED] 

Rather like the futafaggots and the old Monmusu threads

I'm convinced some autistic piece of shit commissioned all those pictures just so he could shitpost about big dicks in a thread about girls

>> No.17333792

Stupid dragon.

>> No.17333795
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who wrote her the letter and what it say?

>> No.17333796

What pics?

>> No.17333800

Let's all calm down and say something nice about our waifu. I'll start:
>my Hellhound waifu is so good at cuddling I swear she can put a Yeti to shame with her skills!

>> No.17333801

Nah anon thats a drawing of a character thats actually a dude. I just find it funny the artist saw mandy kay and said "yeah thats hot now lets make it a trap".

>> No.17333807

You can learn basic spells and apply eromancy in them. Like a fireball that makes the girl rapey.

I'd really do my best to learn thunder magic, maybe even get a Raiju so I can give my waifu a shock when cumming inside of her.

>> No.17333819

HAKUTAKU GIVE ME THE NEWS I GOT A BAD CASE OF - oh what? There's medicine I can take for this right? What about treatments? Meet you at your office tomorrow morning? Ok I'll see you there.

>> No.17333826

Or the actual likely scenario to happen going by how MGE:
>Salamander pretend to agree or refuse but tell him if he finds her that hot they can just have sex.
>She fucks the shit out of him
>He needs that again and try to have sex
>Throws sword at him
>"Sure, after you join me in my training."
>"I dont want to"
>"No sex then, what are you going to do about it?"
>His need to taste her again overrides his stubborness to not train
>Happy ending
>She agrees
>He thinks he won
>"Good morning darling. Breakfast ready, do you want to train with me a little after eating? No problem if you dont want to, is just that I get so aroused and hot when I train."
>He refuses
>"Alright, no problem. I will just ask Iosif to join me."
>"Who is Iosif?!"
>"Ah, just some muscle chad that lives nearby and loves morning training. Anyway dont worry about it, go back to sleep darling."
>"Wait! I changed my mind!"
>Happy ending

>> No.17333827

Here's your (you)
Don't ask just do it you twat. You see this thread about to explode again, maybe we need some ara ara opossum girls around here.

>> No.17333836

Salamander finds a way. I bet fighting with a monster girl would feel really goo, I'd definitely duel my wife once in a while.

>> No.17333838


I'm marrying a Kumiho and a Rusalka

>> No.17333841

Ahh the old "sparks over black background" cliche while cumming in your waifu. Like your style anon.

>> No.17333859

My waifu is super smart and has the most-brushable tail!

>> No.17333863
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Does WRASTLIN' count as dueling?

>> No.17333874

Of course anon. A duel is anything 1 on 1. Me and my minotaur waifu lucha all the time.

>> No.17333881

Not only that, but it would also make her orgasm stronger. On special nights I'd make sure to charge up and use some lightning enhancement on my cock so every thrust sent a powerful pleasure shock on her body. Cumming might make us both ahegao though

Damn right it does. As long as it's you and your waifu going at it, it couts.

>> No.17333891

I want to lick all the sweat off her midriff/armpits

>> No.17333893

My waifu can beat yours in a rap battle.

>> No.17333910

My waifu can beat yours in a rapist battle

>> No.17333914

>writes a handful of lines
You're clearly doing this for attention and not because you want to write a story. Fuck off.

>> No.17333919

>rapist battle
how does that work?

>> No.17333926

Terry Crews yells at you to rape them harder until one of you can't anymore.

>> No.17333930

Whoever makes the husband cum first is the better raper.

>> No.17333933


Good news everyone, you can now adopt* any of buck-satan's OCs for a small price of 20-40 dollars!

*meaning, you can pay to have the right to commission more art of them to other artists.

Can't make this shit up.

>> No.17333937

I would like to light a charmed fire for me and my waifu to relax in front of before slowly starting to screw each other.

>> No.17333943

That's been around for like half a decade man

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Bluefield has a great artstyle. It's a shame that he's mostly stopped drawing foxgirls in favour of traps.

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How low can one person fall

>> No.17333951
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>They're all her MGE girls
She really can't handle the heat.

>> No.17333953

Aww jeez, I'd want my waifu to wear an outfit like this when we do some of our sexy wrestling.

>> No.17333961

>Buy an OC
>Almost none of them are any different from the original
I feel bad for anyone who falls for that.

>> No.17333962

Fire has so many lewd uses, it's pretty amazing. I'd like to try a thing or two with it.

I use lightning and my wife can use fire. I feel like the vanilla sex enhanced by magic might end up with both of us knocked out for a day.

>> No.17333965

She's gone full retard.

>> No.17333967
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Man, fuck you guys, I'm salty. Buck was hardly the most egregious person and was literally one of only two people on the planet who did Lava Golem art. Now where'm I gonna get molten cutie from?

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He also has a thing for hime-cut fox girls.
The best kind of fox girls.

>> No.17333971

Well at least he's consistent. I'd put my dick in those.

>> No.17333973

Someone should seriously tell her in her askbox that it's retarded.

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A shame at least as far as I enjoyed her art of the MGE girls, and she did do several girls who don't often get art.
Celebrate one less content creator in the name of purity, I guess.

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I thought that artist looked familiar

Shame they got caught by the faggot disease

>> No.17333984

>tell her in her askbox that it's retarded.
I don't feel like dealing with an unstable kid today

>> No.17333985

Are you really whiteknighting for Buck? Wew.

>> No.17333989

I'm not whiteknighting. She made good monstergirl art from time to time, and at one point rather frequently. Its a shame to be getting less, that's all I'm saying.

>> No.17333994

yeah that's fucking stupid but this seems like one of those times when everyone shits on an artist because of an unrelated thing that happened earlier

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Stop it, anon! You're breaking his oversimplified black-and-white worldview! You're not allowed to point out anything positive about people he hates!

>> No.17334006

It's literally happening right now you idiot, she's selling the right to COMMISSION her poorly made OCs (with no design difference from KC's original models beside a fucking shirt or in >>17333974's case not even that). It's nonsensical moneygrabbing.

>> No.17334009

>Terry Crews, Mr. T, and Rampage Jackson will never go around giving anons advice on how to turn the tables on their strong waifu

>> No.17334011

Probably just us more than the waifus. First we have to use the energy to create the spells then more energy gets drained during sex. Still itll be worth it for the looks and noises our waifus will make. Also I imagine charmed fire to burn purple or pinkish.

>> No.17334015

Yeah but this is really only being brought to attention because of something that happened earlier (about the moths, I think?) and now it's the in thing to hate them. Bro, I've seen this shit happen so many times

>> No.17334018

>dickriding Buck this hard

>> No.17334020


>> No.17334023

>tfw no all-Kitsune cheer squad to follow you around and cheer you on throughout your day

>> No.17334024

Literally could set a clock to it >>17334018
Some people here, man. So childish.

>> No.17334026

>What? W-Who are you-
>But I don't have any muscle-

Etc etc.

>> No.17334029

im not sure I understand her business model.

>> No.17334030

Shut it down

>> No.17334040

Are you seriously forgetting when Buck sperged over an anon calling two of her OCs sluts?

>> No.17334041

It sounds like someone is particularly upset at her. Maybe his favorite species got drawn in a less-than-canon way and it set him on a grudge. Probably the same person throwing those hissy fits before about it too.

>> No.17334043

Speaking of art, does anyone know some good artists who draw muscular females frequently? I'm trying to find references for things, and so far all I have is Dandan fuga, or however you spell that guys name.

>> No.17334046

How was it our fault?
Two people not even from here said "This could be better" and she had a drug induced psychotic episode, and then after she got released from the loony bin, someone used her as an example of how they don't want their commissions turned into turbo sluts and it sent her on another bender.

>> No.17334047

I smell a sitcom!

>> No.17334055

Not him. but as I've said there are spineless anons here that whiteknight in her favor.

>> No.17334061
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Ittla draws a ton of muscle monster girls. But they also draw thing like traps and futa. So if you go looking, just know what you're going to find.

>> No.17334062

>Terry Crews brings the motivation
>Mr. T brings the zen
>Rampage Jackson brings the pain
I like this dynamic. I bet they could turn a lot of anons here into studs for their waifus.

>> No.17334069

I'm not even looking for monster girl specific stuff, just general artists. Thank you

>> No.17334071


>Waifu Boot Camp
>Sundays at 8 on MGCTV

>> No.17334072
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>pay me money for a right to make pics of my fan-art of someone else's art
What does "adoption" even mean?

>> No.17334074

The overdose on SE might be too much for the wife, which is why I said they might black out. It would be like a balloon exploding, but yeah the chances of the husband ahegaoing are higher.
For the fire I also imagine it in a more pinkish and lovable color, making you hotter and hornier.

>> No.17334076

You know I've been here since then and longer before too, and every single time this reason is given, something else is added to it, tacked on, and more embellishment is given to make it sound more and more dramatic.
My memory isn't that bad. And I'm not saying Buck was in the right. But I am saying you guys really have a habit for holding onto incidents and completely demonizing a person eternally for it, or taking one piece of their unrelated works and using it to damn their works that are related and well done.
This has happened with authors as well as artists. It's just strange to me. I don't get why people discourage content creators, even if they aren't necessarily people you would get along with or who always do what you want with no slip ups or exceptions.
This is deeper than just Buck, its a worrying constant truth (not even a trend, its been this way forever) of these threads and the fans of monstergirls here. I just fail to see how that's sustainable in the long run, is all.

>> No.17334078

I'll draw art of your waifu anon.
Granted it might look like ancient cave drawings, but it's the thought that counts right?

>> No.17334083

>This has happened with authors as well as artists. It's just strange to me. I don't get why people discourage content creators, even if they aren't necessarily people you would get along with or who always do what you want with no slip ups or exceptions.
>This is deeper than just Buck, its a worrying constant truth (not even a trend, its been this way forever) of these threads and the fans of monstergirls here. I just fail to see how that's sustainable in the long run, is all.
Name specific examples, fag.

>> No.17334089

Basically. People think Salamander not rejecting weakling, means she will just not fight and so if he refuse to fight, there Salamander will 3DPD him. When the reality is, the guy relinquished his right to refuse the moment he proposed to her. Sure he can have the delusion he can refuse. But he became her prisoner the moment he laid eyes on her in close proximity. I think this scenario following MGE rules is the one which is the one most likely to happen. Yes, Salamander cant refuse weakling who propose her, but so cant he refuse her. This I think is overwhelmingly more likely than either she 3DPDing him or she just laying down, marry him and forget about making him train at all.

>> No.17334090

People will buy. Were I an artist and I knew it would make me a lump of cash for literally no work, I'd do it too desu.
There are some artists that do this as their primary work. They make batches of characters and then sell them for 'adoption'. Its retarded, but it makes dosh for literally no effort, so I can't knock it without upsetting the Tanukis.

>> No.17334092

You're wrong though, this is happening because she's selling the right to commission her OCs.

>> No.17334095

>draws MGE girls with some slightly different clothes
>"My OC, you have to pay me if you want art of these characters drawn on Deviantart"
This is scummy as fuck and you know it, we'd bash any drawfag who did this shit.
Remember when some writefags were talking about doing paid stories? That was no where near as scummy as this, and yet everyone universally told them to never mention the idea again and to fuck off. When someone does something shitty, they get called out on it.

>> No.17334099

I'm actually just looking for references for my own work really. Also I'm broke as shit

>> No.17334101

Alright you niggers i wanted a story and since nobody writes anything here anymore i'll give it a shot.
i'm new so fuck you

>time to get the flashlight and desert eagle. it's an airsoft
>time to prove /k/ wrong.
>time to stop being a beta and prove you are the man of the house.
A-anyone up there?!
>great even the animals got you stuttering. Ya faggot.
>turn on your flashlight and head upstairs.
>christ allmighty you're shaking like a branch.
>your flashlight goes out
>you see two mesmerizing red eyes.
>"ara you wouldn't shoot an old lady like me. Would you?"
>shoot right between the eyes
>bounces off whatever it is.
>"you're going to need a different kind of 'gun' kiddo..."
>it charges at you

>> No.17334103

>"My OC, you have to pay me if you want to pay for art of these characters drawn on Deviantart"

>> No.17334105

You're completely right, the thread does latch onto grudges and never lets them go.
But in this case the blame is entirely on Buck for trying to pull this scam.

>> No.17334107

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but do you guys get around the art sites much? This is extremely common and by no means a unique thing to Buck. Even with her designs which aren't different at all to the base setting, yeah. She doesn't wanna draw them anymore. She can either just stop drawing them and that's the end of it or she can just stop drawing them AND get money from kids with way too much disposable income.
Like our resident waifufags who spend over 3000$ on commissions, you'd be surprised what trivial stuff people are willing to pay you for. It is what it is.

>> No.17334109

>whiteknighting buck
She might have drawn MGE girls competently, but that doesn't change the fact she's a fucking loon.

A couple of guys were trashtalking one of her OCs in these threads and some other people were even telling them they're blowing things out of proportion, and that's what caused her to flip out and rage at everyone here on her blog. And now someone unrelated made a literally zero-effort edit of one of her pictures and she's having a meltdown again. Calling a slut a slut is a sore spot for tumblr girl, not big surprise.

>> No.17334117

Never heard of it
It's some westerners deviant art thing?

>> No.17334118

Your point?
They aren't actually OC, they're literally carbon copies of KC designs with tiny differences here and there.

>> No.17334133

Anon read again for what got modified

>> No.17334135

I bet the anon whiteknighting Buck is a drawfag. They all seem to stand by each other no matter how big the fuck up is.

>> No.17334138

They spend money to get new art though, not for nonexistant "rights". And it doesn't matter if others do it too, buck's actions are more relevant to this thread because she's selling basically KC's designs with barely any difference.

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My dude, I can't think of a site I've dusted through that doesn't have this as a very, very common form of income revenue for an artist
Deviantart, Tumblr, furaffinity, patreon, twitter
I remember seeing it first in 2011 but I'm positive it's been going on since before then as well.
I'm surprised its not more common knowledge. Like I stated, some artists literally do this and only this. Make a batch of characters, announce you're selling their 'rights' or whatever, people auction, prices skyrocket, chaching, someone just made 600 bucks in a weekend for just doing some drawings. Very regular.

>> No.17334143

I'm clearly too tired for this shit. Sorry.

>> No.17334145
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Monstergirls in silly hats!

Viccy need not apply

>> No.17334146

We should ban all drawfags. Fucking leeches

>> No.17334147

It's okay anon, it happens.

>> No.17334150

You're a salty dog.

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>> No.17334155

>waifufag commissioners comparable to a literal scam

>> No.17334167

Have our waifufags actually spent that much?

>> No.17334168

I dunno man. In the food industry, when you have some new retarded thing on the menu, and some shmuck customer buys it, you serve it to them just how its advertised and how they want it and send em off with a smile, then laugh behind their back once their gone for spending money on something so stupid.
I'd imagine in the art world, and in fact in my conversations with artists I know this, when it comes to stuff like these commissions of someone's super unique and special monstergirl waifu or a new adoptable OC that they just have to have, its serving the same thing. If someone's willing to pay for something and its legal, you sell it to them with a smile and laugh about them later. To me the retards are the people buying such things, and shame on me if they really feel they got value out of that 80$ drawing of their favorite monstergirl in a summer outfit, but ultimately that's on them.
Hate the game, not the player, I guess. Whatever though.

>> No.17334176

Why is monster girl mad?

>> No.17334178

Pretty sure Gazerfag did. He just commission pictures of her standing still, just for the sake of it.

>> No.17334179


I don't know, frenquently and muscular are pretty subjective things

>> No.17334180


I've pumped over a grand into Miia (and a few other MGE girls) art and I think this is retarded and not really comparable.

When I spend cash, I'm actually getting art I want. This is buying someone's permission to use designs that are basically just normal MGE girls with accessories. Like that gazer she's selling is literally just Gazer from the profile with a shirt and some hair ties.

>> No.17334181

I only browse glorious jap sites like pixiv, filthy amerifat sites are trash
But anyway even if that is a thing, shouldn't be completely original artist's design? How do you sell your fan-art of other artist's art?

>> No.17334182

Anon I'm sorry but you're definitely retarded.
You're comparing the idea of getting art on commission with adoptable OCs which are an actual scam

>> No.17334186

Think about it Anon - why would a Mershark want to fly?

>> No.17334189

I've spent just under half that on my waifu and daughteru, but they're my girls and I'd only ever get art with them and them alone.

>> No.17334193

Because she's never been that high up before?

>> No.17334195

I've spent around 300$ and it's mostly private stuff.

>> No.17334203

I only spent a few hundred.

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>tfw friend will draw monstergirls for me randomly
>wont take commissions and wont let me pay her
God damn it just take my money and draw cute girls.

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"Twisting his words"
>Implication that Lilims dont like "cockteasing bitches" and turn them into Cockatrices
>Monster girls all having "a powerful unconditional affection" to all men.
>The canon explicitly saying monster girls hate, not only dislike, but hate men suffering.
>Repeated mentions in strong terms MGs dont give a fuck about your looks
>KC flatout stating that there are no sad endings here
>Love being the equivalent to God The Father in this setting. Meaning as long as you love whatever monster girl you have as waifu, you will triumph. The only exception being married monsters.
>KC tweet that a weak guy who confess to a Salamander will become her boyfriend and just be trained by her, rather than getting rejected, implying a sincere confession will sway any monster regardless of her standards.
>The setting material saying "lusting after each other" is proof of love to monster girls
>The setting material stating that if you have hota for a single MG she will "assault him at once and help him alleviate those desires."
>The setting stating that to monster girls wanting to fuck them makes you "cool" in their eyes while outright groping them and assaulting them makes you "wonderful"
>The Incubus profile stating Incubization will turn you into the ideal man of any monster girl. Meaning that it is irrelevant what she sees as her "ideal man" as any guy can become that through the process.
>Baphomets having men who confess to them sent into a quest or challenge that is withing his capabilities to succeed at, rather than being told "no". Despite being the one profile in the Encyclopedia that makes the claim that high ranking monsters seek superior men.
But sure getting rejected, dumped and friendzoned is a thing with Monster Girls. Well it is, with married ones.

>> No.17334209

I dropped something close to that for a anime ova kickstarter,
in retrospect maybey I should not have...

>> No.17334210

I spent a little over half that much on a mouse picture recently, and a little more than that amount on a few wonderland girls that'll get done soon.

>> No.17334214

Why did Miia have so many hat outfits from the MonMusu game?

>> No.17334216

Where do I find this?

>> No.17334218

Was it Under The Dogshit?

>> No.17334220

Nekopara? What do you get for 3k?

>> No.17334223

Poor anon that goes by the first case though, he is going to fight so hard to compensate for all the nights they had together before dueling.

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>> No.17334225

>over $3000 dollars for one picture

Fucking why.

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Because she's so stylish. Gotta have cute hats.

>> No.17334230

I'm not sure on the legality of it either when it comes to these such cases. It's probably hard to find every little miniscule podunk artist who makes MSpaint drawings of a licensed character then changes the colors and sells it off. Things aren't as tight knit and well regulated as you might think. Though I should say more often than not its of original characters that are only tangentially related to some other source material.
You're right, I'm not condoning it, but I'm not condemning it if you can get away with it and make cash doing so. Neutral, I guess.
I mean, artist 1 opens up commissions. Hypothetical waifufag 'Centaurfag' takes the slot for 80$ to buy a drawing of an MGE centaur that is their waifu. The artist is still accepting money to effectively draw an image of one of KC's characters for someone who wants a unique drawing of it.
Arist 2 has a bunch of MGE 'original characters' that they put up for adoption. Someone buys the centaur one they have for 40$. Often times in these things (not the case it would seem with Buck), the artist then offers a discount for commissions on that character, usually to bring it back up to a full commission price. So in the end, the person paid 80$ to that artist for a drawing of one of KC's designs, same as the first artist and scenario.
There are differences, they're not the exact same, for sure. But they're not as different as people make them out to be and at the end of the day, its people paying other people for art of KC's characters. So I personally don't see quite as much why one should be more abhorrant than the other. But maybe I am retarded, I unno. I haven't spent any money on drawings of someone else's design, so I got that going for me at least.

>> No.17334232

mmm, dat snek rump

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>MonMusu game

>> No.17334236

No i meant a little over 150. Saving up that dough was worth it though.

>> No.17334239

so goodish commissions got for a about 150?

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no, they live on, in hearts minds fan art and erotic dreams

>> No.17334241

No, good ones can be done cheaper. Its just because it had a high bodycount and most artists charge per body.

>> No.17334244

What mouse pic for 150? Is it finished?

>> No.17334246

When you commission somebody, you pay somebody to draw something for you.
When you adopt an OC, you pay somebody and in return you get literally nothing you did not already have.

>> No.17334247

You are retarded.

One is spending 80 dollars for a picture, and the other is spending 40 dollars for nothing, and in this case, that nothing is permission to use an OC that is basically just something a totally different artist actually made and doesn't mind you using.

One is paying for something, the other is paying for nothing.

>> No.17334250

Big, meaty cows for big groping!

>> No.17334252


This one.

>> No.17334254

>tfw i just want a cow to touch me
innapropriatly i may add

>> No.17334259

Are you faggots fighting about MGE's utterly non existent setting again?

>> No.17334261

I can only imagine that getting a cow to do that would have her red as a beet and stammering as she tries to grab your dick.

>> No.17334263

What wonderland girls?

>> No.17334267

hmm, and thats before what i want her to do to me in bed

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>> No.17334273

What happens when she touches me and realizes I'm already rock hard in my pants?

>> No.17334274

Jubjub, Cheshire cat, dormouse, march hare, and Mad Hatter. It crushed my recreational funds for the next month or so but the artist has yet to let me down.

>> No.17334275

Buck already sold halfof them it looks like

>> No.17334279

She freezes up and lets out little awawas as she tries to figure out what she needs to do next.

>> No.17334283


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>> No.17334289

You're not tellin me anything I don't know, I'm just saying if someone's willing to pay, that's on them.

>> No.17334290

I'd invade a nearby monster farm and shag a cow.

>> No.17334292


Shorstack goat is cute the next day!

>> No.17334298

>Shorstack goat
i want big aggressive goats who announce their affection by ramming with their horns

>> No.17334314

Game was closed?

>> No.17334317

Time to make her some eggs.

>> No.17334320
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I'll pull her in close guide her hand down my shorts, and let her feel it directly. That should get some ideas going for her.

>> No.17334323

ANon please.

She'll pass out at that race.

>> No.17334337

If she's that shy, she really will pass out once I lower her to her knees, pop open her top, and start rubbing it on her chest. Though if she hasn't gotten the point by then, I don't really know what I could do then.

>> No.17334340

Yeah, she's gone.
You've overloaded the cow.

>> No.17334345

>headbutts you from behind
>straddles you when you turn over to see what just happened
>starts "baaing" seductively

>> No.17334349

Holy shit she was made to breed.
>it grabs you with one hand by the shirt.
>"did HE send you!?"
>holy shit she's tall
>those beautiful eyes are leaving you speechless....
>they look like rubies, goddamn.
>oh right an amazon was manhandling you.
>tou have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.
>SHE squints skeptically
>a lightbulb turns on filling the attic with precious light.
>so it turns out a rather large demon lives here too.
>hourglass, tall, black sclera to go with those blood red eyes, and are those face wrinkles?
>she gives you a toothy grin
>"you're as stupid as you are cute, and you're really cute."
>"the name's Madonna handsome, so you're the one who's moving in huh?"
>she drops you and puts a hand on her hip.
>answer yes and say what she's doing here.
>"why, enjoying the finer things in life, apart from you, of course.~"
>she motions you to a couch and tv set hooked up with a NES system. On the opposite side is a cabinet with what looks like a liquor cabinet.
>"say, you look familiar...and that airsoft..."
>you got the airsoft for your birthday when you were...maybe 10?
>wait... Something isn't right.

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>> No.17334381

and his cute wife!

>> No.17334386

>her characters are pretty much the originals by KC
>KC who holds a copyright on the MGE series
>she doesn't have a copyright on her "deviations" of KC's intellectual property
>people actually fell for buck's jew scam
I like her work and all but damn this is disingenuous getting people to pay her to commission what are essentially KC's characters. There are probably no laws against it though, and the people who fell for this trap probably deserve to lose their money. The tanukis would be proud.

>> No.17334387

Get em pally! Give him the Lover's Fist!

>> No.17334389
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>tfw you get you non-/mgt/ friend hooked on the idea of being endlessly tail-fucked by a Manticore
Of all the girls to get someone with, I didn't expect it to be tailpussy.

>> No.17334395

I wanna see Eros Paladin benchpressing his Cupid wife

>> No.17334398

Holy shit seconding >>17334395

>> No.17334401

Tailpussy is olev.

>> No.17334406

I want to be as cool as Eros Paladin someday!

>> No.17334409

I wouldn't. I'd want her to grow up having a normal life, socializing with people her age, and finding a boy that's her age. By dicking your daughteru, you take all that away from her. It'd be very cruel to take her as a second "wife". She will always be the third wheel in the relationship. The bond you share with your wife will always be a bit more special and romantic than you and your daughteru could ever have. I guess it's a bit different if you're single and you adopted one, but it's still creepy in my book.

>> No.17334410

Eros Paladins must be married, anon!
Do you choose an Apsara, a Houri, a Cupid, or a Gandharva?

>> No.17334415

What's secret option E?

>> No.17334417

Their version of that dark priest which is basically the same except they wear pink, have heart pupils and just want to cuddle you and call you sickeningly sweet names.

>> No.17334418

The Eros Lamia! The one and only!
She's one of a kind and is a real angel of Eros and not just some desperate girl looking for a hunky studly Eros Paladin to marry!
She even has her own magical gi- uh, Eros angel outfit and she can cast all sorts of spells, like 'cook dinner' and 'hide behind rock' and 'cheer'! All high level spells of love!

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Funnily enough, this is how I got into monster girls. Friend showed me tailpussy, and I fell into the abyss

>> No.17334434
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>Sickeningly deredere nun in sexy pink nun outfit that almost loves you TOO too much
I want one so bad. Nuns are so hot.

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I fucking love Ittla's muscle onis.

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>> No.17334440

Well, she DOES have a large chest.

>> No.17334444

That arrow is not going to be a good one.

>> No.17334446

No! Not at all! Its a bonding activity! She's of course light as a feather! In fact I bet she would just float if you let her gracefully descend from an elevated platform! It's probably a gorgeous sight! Eros Paladin is so lucky! Please don't black arrow me!

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I guess it's her personality and all the opportunities for casual lewd.

That and dating/marrying her effectively amounts to several straight weeks of various forms of rough sex.

>> No.17334448

I believe the word the kids are using these days is "Thick".

>> No.17334449

MGSA was my first introduction to MGs back on /b/ a few years back. Saw the sandworm girl and that's all I needed to get hooked.

>> No.17334451

Was gonna say, she doesn't really stay in that skimpy outfit all too well.

>> No.17334452

>Eros paladin hears someone calling his wife fat
>Gives them the most testosterone filled beat down ever

>> No.17334453

>anons are then exploded into the sky a la team rocket by a flustered and angry Cupid while her husband marvels in awe and complements her strength

>> No.17334454

Does the Eros Paladin give his wife cute little headpats?

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i bet it was this picture

>> No.17334465

absolutely, he also does other supportive and loving husband type things like sending her those memes about how much he loves his wife which he learned from helping out a cheshire cat getting the attention of a cute anon

>> No.17334467

Alright if the thread's still up tomorrow and i have time i will continue or maybe not who knows.

>> No.17334473

>Eros Paladin is full dadmode
>Hey honey! Check out this 'meme'! Ha Haaa! Love you! Love, Husband. Send Email.

>> No.17334477

Nah, it was the just had the sandworm profile image by KC. It was from MGSA, a CYOA based off of MGE characters. I did some digging on it and came across the MGE wiki.

But you can imagine my excitement when that doujin was released! I still fap to it today.

>> No.17334479

>"Well, my young wonderland lovesick catlady, I may not know much about these mehms, but I do know a thing or two about Love! Have you considered not humiliating this Anon fellow in public every time you see him and talking to him straight instead of in jokes the entire time?"

>> No.17334481

I really need to put down the bottle

>> No.17334483

I want to see a loveydovey ryu in a shirt - tshirt, dressshirt - too large for her with mugs of coffee
Good morning.

>> No.17334496

Yeah. Top heavy. Whatcha gunna do about it?

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>> No.17334504

Watch me swooce right in

>> No.17334507

If only I could be so grossly incandescent as the noble Eros Paladin
He makes love like a thunder god yet has the soul of a soft poet
Cupid is a lucky lady.

>> No.17334509

Cupids are really cute and I don't know why.

>> No.17334511

Cute outfit, shy faces, beret.

>> No.17334522

Be honest with us Latenight
how hard does the Eros Paladin smash that Cupid clam every night?

>> No.17334523
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I love spiders.

>> No.17334525
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>> No.17334530

not him, but I imagine he does it to this song

>> No.17334535

I wonder what their daughter looks like

>> No.17334536

>Sweeps her off her feet
That's so cute!

>> No.17334539

What's she so mad about?

>> No.17334545

It took her two hours to tie and wear those side ties panties.

>> No.17334552

>Her face
She's torn between shock, rage, and an urge to take him right then & there.

>> No.17334553

Just got back from a field job and I see nothing's changed. Though it's kinda nice to think Alaska would be spared from becoming a Demon Realm if the portals opened. Or if it did, working out in the middle of nowhere, you would never know it happened.

>> No.17334556

What is that?

>> No.17334559
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>Alaska would be spared
I can think of several girls who would make a beeline for you just to prove you wrong

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>> No.17334581

meant for >>17334473
not for >>17334477

>> No.17334585

>you'll never bait latenight
let me just cry with my ryu over here.

>> No.17334588

The summers here can get pretty nice. Hell, it was 80 degrees some of the days I worked and I ended up sunburned. Had a few thunderstorms blow through too. If most monster girls can tolerate the winters, now that I think about it, Alaska would have a hugely diverse species population. It kinda does already.

>> No.17334605

That's really cute
>Network name 'Mnstr'
Cheeky. Eros Paladin is a good man.

>> No.17334607

I want to hire a human maid and then turn her into a Kikimora against her will when she gets uppity.

>> No.17334609

>He has her in his phone as 'Cupid Waifu'
And I bet he's never changed that name from when he first met her.

>> No.17334620

How would you do that?

>> No.17334622

Cursed broom

>> No.17334624

Would Romero movies be popular with Undead girls?

>> No.17334632

Fuck you anon.

>> No.17334633

Some might get offended and think that they inaccurately portray undead culture. Though I'd put money on a few girls liking them. Since you're going that route, ask them their opinion on Thriller.

>> No.17334635

Carpenter is next.

>> No.17334655

I can think of one who'd like them. Especially compared to the fast zombies of today

>> No.17334658

Can a wendigo enter her own coat dimension? Yes or no? This is very important.

>> No.17334661

>flat out ask him to draw something when he's in the middle of doing something completely unrelated
That's not how it works, anon

>> No.17334663

Monster girl survival allies

>> No.17334665

of course she can

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You don't really even have to bait him. Just throw out an idea that's cute/funny and not repeated ad infinitum.

>> No.17334677

I know I've gotten plenty

>> No.17334678

By spiking her food, of course.
Then I'll masturbate as her shrieks of mixed anger and horror slowly morph into whimpers of love as her body changes, capping the whole thing off by cumming on her face.

>> No.17334679

please no

>> No.17334681
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>Heavy snowfall overnight
>Car is stuck in the driveway
>Ask your moose waifu to plow it for you
>She picks up a large snow shovel and charges effortlessly through the snow that goes up to her waist
>In less than a minute your car is free
>And the neighbors are pissed that she sent it all to their driveway

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>> No.17334694

Theres an updated version of that somewhere

>> No.17334698
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>Manticore is 102kg
Her paws aren't the only thing meaty about her

>> No.17334701

Good good. Thank you anon im writing something out just making sure I stick to actual canon and not headcanon.

>> No.17334703

Remember to not let your Manticore go too crazy on the 'TailpussyXL Female Vitality' pills.
I've heard horror stories of Tailpussy bulbs getting so huge and meaty and sopping, drooling wet that the poor girl can barely lift them without assistance.

>> No.17334706

I think an older version of that on /v/ is what first bought me to these threads. Might have also subconsciously planted my love for Mantis and Wyvern since those were the girls I picked.

>> No.17334710
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Squirrel News Network, your best source for news, all year round.

>> No.17334713

Now that's a squirrel girl who's ready for winter.

>> No.17334716
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>Anon starts to get used to tailpussy to the point it doesn't aheago him every time
>Manticore starts using pills that you would see advertised on those 30 minute infomercials at 4AM so she can mindbreak him again like when they first started dating

>> No.17334718

I hope she anchors. I wanna stare at her tits for an hour every day after work.

>> No.17334720

When you factor in the tail, wings, and sheer size of her paws, 102 isn't that bad. Probably a good amount of muscle on her for her to be an adventurer.

>> No.17334721

Yeah, I have a different version saved on my PC. This one I found doing a quick search, but it's missing sandworm, sea bishop, scylla, salamander, among others. Seems like a lot of the S's got cut off.

>> No.17334726

>Anon notices her tail is leaving a trail of tailpussyjuice around the house
She needs an intervention. Drugs aren't the way.

>> No.17334727

Poor Manticore. She doesn't have to make her husband a mindbroken mess every time she milks him. If anything, it means that they can cuddle or he can pleasure her while he's being milked.

And if he's strong enough to withstand her tail, their actual sex must be amazing!

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There's a very distinct and frankly unsettling lack of paw pads here.

>> No.17334729

>Not pouring dark matter into her tail by the liter

>> No.17334731

>She rests her breasts on the desk when they're live.
>Anon, her co-anchor, struggles to not stare at the Rata's massive tata's.
>Even the cameraman can't help but keep zooming in on her chest.

>> No.17334746

The real news she's known for is going around and posting all the anons fetishes online.

>> No.17334747
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>Apprentice, what is the meaning of this?

>> No.17334755

Might as well just come clean and beat her to the punch.
I'm Anon.
My fetish is lamiass facesitting.

>> No.17334757

>Arise, Darth Phallus

>> No.17334759


>> No.17334761

What game is this?

>> No.17334766

>"I can't study when all the blood in my body is in my penis"

>> No.17334769

>Manticore takes a Dark matter infusion
>Her fur turns a glossy black
>Hair fades to a pinkish-white
>Runes develop on her body
>Her breasts swell and become extremely sensitive
>Hips and ass become thick, soft, and child-bearing
>Her tail is the most extreme, though
>The muscles are strong enough to bend steel and effortlessly pin an Anon
>The bulb becomes massive, bigger than a watermelon
>Each muscle can be controlled individually for pinpoint precision milking
>The suction and pressure are like a vacuum
>Her venom is so potent, a single prick can keep a man going for a fortnight
>The lubricant is thick as honey, with a faintly sweet smell & taste
>It's also infused with a potent aphrodisiac, comparable to her previous venom with prolonged exposure
>She get's a lot of pleasure from using it, able to cum just from tail milking now. Even a slight touch causes it to quiver and bloom open

>> No.17334773

Yeah it's easy enough to say here, but what about when she's set up a fancy website that lists all the fetishes of all the anons living in the immediate area of the user? Life can become pretty hard I'll tell you.

>> No.17334781

Is that why the same dark priestess who tries to talk to me every day suddenly started wearing toeless shoes?

>> No.17334785

Your hot, semi-naked body is distracting me from my studies, so I got you something known as 'pants'.

>> No.17334802

>"My research has explained that these are what are referred to as "spats" and will only inflame your desires"

>> No.17334808
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no lewds allowed, only kissu

>> No.17334822

That's only because you don't get enough exercise Master, your rear-end has grown in size as of late.

>> No.17334827

So what's new

>> No.17334832

George Romero died.

>> No.17334835

It's fine, he'll walk it off.

>> No.17334840

You can't walk off death.

>> No.17334843

Yeah he'll respawn in like 3 rounds

>> No.17334845

>Died in his sleep, with his wife and daughter at his side, listening to music from his favorite movie
As depressing as it is, can't think of a more comfy way to go. F.

>> No.17334853

>"Oh? The size of my rear-end? Or could it be that spats without underwear conform to the lines of my vulva and appears as though I'm wearing nothing but black paint? I've read that humans curiously consider clothing that highlights sexuality is more arousing than simple nudity"

>> No.17334865
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Dang book zombie is too smart for her own good. But her assistant's right, it's very distracting to be walking around naked all the time, even if he was a boob for his choice of clothes. And it can't be safe having that much exposed skin in a lab.

>> No.17334870

If her apprentice didn't know better, he would think she's trying to seduce him. Walking around the lab with that fat-bottom, wearing no pants.

>> No.17334876
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Corrupting innocent, pure nuns into slovenly, depraved and love-devoted monstergirl versions of nuns

>> No.17334883

Dark Priests, Succubi and Demons love doing that I bet.

>> No.17334894

>Demon Nun is playing the looong game, disguised as the head of a convent in a small mountain town
>Can see the desires of the nuns that come through
>One in particular confesses to her one day that she feels she has sinned for having feelings for the local boy, anon
>Demon sets about a delicate game of suggesting and prodding and nudging her in the right direction to fall, heavily, into corruption and depravity directed towards monsterization and raping anon
I'd fucking read the hell out of it.
I bet she has other monstergirl disguised friends in town too, like the aforementioned dark priest as another nun, an older succubus as a 'sweet old granny', and a Devil who acts as a little orphan girl

>> No.17334901


>lonely demon sets up a human summoning circle

what's inside the circle, fags?

>> No.17334904

Nun outfits are great anon, I'd love to doing some corruption roleplay with my waifu and/or daughteru while they wear their latex nun outfits.

>> No.17334907

>town gets hit by a Dark Matter bomb
>Your sweet kind young nun takes you in for shelter in the cathedral, but not without getting blasted all over her body first
>Over the next hour she slowly transforms into an extra lewd Dark Priest with a loooong, prehensile tongue and a ravenous pussy

>> No.17334916

Will whoever is making love to their Ryu please let up? The desert monsoons aren't supposed to be this strong.

>> No.17334919

The latex and implied eroticism parts sounds meh but a daughteru dressed as a nun sounds adorable.

>> No.17334925

Talk of vulvas make me too erect

Don't corrupt pure qts

>> No.17334929


I'd rather see sexually repressed, bitter but secretly lonely nuns corrupted.

>> No.17334931

Licking fruit, Human Boy Encyclopedia, Her favorite dildo, and a clay statue in the shape of a human.

>> No.17334932

Oh its aaaaall good. Any kind of nun getting corrupted is diamond inducing

>> No.17334933

I've found that vulva is a more erotic word than vagina

Maybe it's because it's not used as often

>> No.17334936
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Corrupt nun roleplay with Shog wife

>> No.17334937

Sounds spooky.

>> No.17334940

Sounds fun!

>> No.17334944

I have a feeling that lots of corrupted nuns would opt for latex uniforms instead of regular ones.

>> No.17334945

No thank you, good sir.

>> No.17334946

Agreed. Vulva is very erotic especially puffy vulva.

>> No.17334959

Cunny is a better word for it.

>> No.17334960

That word makes me sick for some reason

>> No.17334968

Corrupt Joan of Arc roleplay with a Succubus.

>> No.17334969
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you have something against cute abominations

>> No.17334986

Thank you.

>> No.17334987


>> No.17334991

Cute ones, no. Double's actual form is not cute.

>> No.17335035

I guess you're going for round two?
>Reminder for all Ryu Husbands:
>Please Fuck Responsibly

>> No.17335038

What do you do when you have a MG daughteru who is the perfect height for nuzzling and sniffing your crotch when she gives you hugs, and when she does give you hugs she both nuzzles and sniffs quite enthusiastically?

>> No.17335053

Give her a spanking and make her wear a clothespin on her nose.

>> No.17335064

I wonder if drought-prone regions will contract ryus to live there? And on that, how would you maintain a stable climate when there are girls capable of causing typhoons or blizzards every time their husband wants to get his dick wet? Would their be some sort of registry for them, or would they have to live in certain locations?

That sounds really racist reading it, but you have to think about it rationally.

>> No.17335067

Tell her that the scent she is smelling isn't my dick, but what her mom's insides smell like

>> No.17335074

that's gross anon, you should wash your bits.

>> No.17335089

All daughterus go through the stage where this height: what I do for my daughterus is kneel down to hug them. I'm a manlet but I'll still kneel down to hug them because I want to properly embrace them and love them.

Good punishment but maybe a little mean for me.

Good anon

>not letting your waifu mark you with her scent

>> No.17335093

"Does your mom smell good?"
>"What? I'm smelling you, daddy?"

>> No.17335133

If your dick doesn't smell like your wife's perfume, you're not a good husband

>> No.17335143


>Implying my wifes perfume doesn't smell like my dick

It's her favorite smell and it clearly makes her as taken.

>> No.17335151
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Boobie bullying

>> No.17335161

Nice. But flat chests getting bullied by big chests is better.

>> No.17335163

Hey I recognize that filthy knife-eared slut

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