monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

Remember too feed your succubus or you might wake up in the middle of the night getting raped.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318062
>>17318089
I just checked and there are 5 MORE FUCKING GAMES. But from what I could see only 2 of them has Succubutt in it so I guess it's not all bad. Still: WHY THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT BEEN TRANSLATED YET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
>I'll never wake up and see this.
God fucking damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318105
We all share your pain anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
Why can't you learn to delete the (embed)'s each time you make a thread? Shit's easy to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318111
I didn't even notice it was there. Fuck me I'm blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
Wake up tomorrow and see this. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318096
I wonder how bad a monster would feel if she had sex with a guy just to get her meal and fell in love wiht him, but the same didn't happen for him and he ran away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318114
Hug.
Then fug.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin' hosers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318109
>You'll never wake up to the sound of creaking springs, wet "schlick" noises and pornstar moans.
>You'll never opens your eyes and see your succubus girlfriend bouncing up and down on your dick, her massive tits swinging up and down with every thrust.
>She'll never rock your world all morning long because she couldn't hold herself back any longer.
>She'll never snuggle you close as she finally milks your last shot out of you and what little cum her greedy pussy didn't suck up seeps down your dick.
>She'll never grin slyly and then slink down to suck your cock clean before coming back up for cuddles.
Why are succubi so fucking cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17316401
Literally anything. The limit isn't even your imagination, because you've got your waifu with you, too. Both minds able to interact and play with/off of each other in an infinite variety of ways.
If there was ever a risk that one might become bored, the other can construct entire universes and scenarios to be lived out. You don't run into the same problem of an eternal paradise become boring when you have a mind seperate from your own present, able to act independently and spontaneously. New thoughts and idea are able to be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318115
>implying she'd let him run away
>implying that even he did manage to run off, she wouldn't catch him
Monster girls have a sixth sense that can detect a man's spirit energy, and every man has a unique spirit energy, so they'll be able to track you down no matter how far you run away. Also keep in mind that monster girls are faster, stronger, and don't need as much sleep as humans, so she'll eventually be able to catch you.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you build your monster girl harem?

Easy Mode: Come home one day to a Nurarihyon who grants you the power to charm any youkai you want

Normal Mode: Seek a Bicorn (or corrupt a Unicorn) and build a harem with her help and guidance

Hard Mode: Build a harem all by yourself, get multiple wives despite being obviously taken and not receiving any external help

Anon Must Fuck: Build a harem all by yourself, publicly tell every area you go in that you're there to claim another wife, and try to survive the waves of horny monster girls chasing after you

[Anonymous No.]

I will risk any danger and pain for my harem! All men of noble standing should do the same. Embrace the cold mountain air in your lungs! Ride the tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318129
>Forcing a man that clearly doesn't love her into a relationship against his will
That's a pretty 3DPD thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
>succubus op
Wow OP you have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
I don't, I prefer bigamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
Hard mode.

I go for tubby girls, muscled girls, and strongfat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318139
Welcome to MGE! It's a fairly common thing for them to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
Desert mode: Jump into the khepri pit with no regrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
Either easy or normal. I would probably go with Normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
Ask me wife to drink a doppelganger potion, except each potion has another ingredient mixed into it, to slightly alter each clone in a unique way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318139
Don't worry, she'll make him love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318129
I'm sure most situations would end up like the Ogre profile, where the man wins and is able to run away. They might be able to sense him nearby, but there is no way they can snese him across the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318139
Welcome to monstergirls. Enjoy your complimentary rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318114
Being gobbled up by a Sandworm is one of the best "bad" ends
Even though they hardly make my top 10, if I woke up inside one I wouldn't even care to know if other species appeared and would just marry her on the spot

>>17318157
Falling in the Khepri pit is up there too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
P'orc mode
>Capture or get captured by a group of p'orcs (4 or 5)
>Secretly take a heavy dose of raging mushrooms and manticore venom
>Fuck them all into submission
>Enjoy my new p'orc harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318152
>>17318162
You can't just force someone to love you, it's a terrible thing to do and in the back of their mind they'll always hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

In regards to last threat discussion about monster girls always accepting men who confess to them and monster girls loving romance stories. I was thinking about a scenario where a weak guy goes to a Dragon den and is about to be raped by a wolfu but he tells her his story. She "aw" at that, and soon gossip spread through the forest monster community about how cute it is a weak guy wants to marry the bad tempered terrifying Dragon. So they prepares parties, introduce him to the Dragon and all sorts of whacky situations where the Dragon just gets pissed further and further unless she explodes and burns down the place and goes on a rampage. Cracking her knuckles, ready to wail his face until he confess and apologize for pissing her off. Then the Dragon is taken by surprise and is all "T-this was all for me? Why didnt you just told me?!" and anon is like "Because all these girls didnt let me or kept interrupting, insisting this was the best way." The Dragon laughs and carry off the anon to her rape cave. A week latter all the monster girls in the forest recieve an "Voluntary Obligatory" invitation to her wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318124
Ought to hit them right in the knackers, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318170
Raging mushrooms don't work like that you fucking maledomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318162
Why is the mouth the part of this that's turning me on the most?
I kinda want to stick my dick in there and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318171
MAMONO
A
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THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE A YAN

[Anonymous No.]

In regards to last threat discussion about monster girls always accepting men who confess to them and monster girls loving romance stories. I was thinking about a scenario where a weak guy goes to a Dragon den and is about to be raped by a wolfu but he tells her his story. She "aw" at that, and soon gossip spread through the forest monster community about how cute it is that a weak guy wants to marry the bad tempered terrifying Dragon. So they prepares parties, introduce him to the Dragon and all sorts of whacky situations where the Dragon just gets pissed further and further until she explodes and burns down the place and goes on a rampage. Cracking her knuckles, ready to wail his face until he confess and apologize for pissing her off. Then the Dragon is taken by surprise and is all "T-this was all for me? Why didnt you just told me?!" and anon is like "Because all these girls didnt let me or kept interrupting, insisting this was the best way." The Dragon laughs and carry off the anon to her rape cave. A week latter all the monster girls in the forest recieve an "Voluntary Obligatory" invitation to her wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318171
Stop replying to obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318185
If Spider-Man can evade a yandere goo monster for as long as he did then I'm sure It's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318176
They do. Reread the profile on them. They act as a supplement that allows you to overpower a monster girl and rape them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318171
Thanks MamonObama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318190
Sufficiently infatuated girls will not give up.
t. KC

[Anonymous No.]

I want a demon of gluttony to try and tempt me only to fail because I'm a neurotic mess when it comes to my diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318139
Rather than forcing him in a loveless relationship she will force him to stay with her and do her absolute best to make him fall in love with her as well
If that doesn't work she can just rape him so hard that he can no longer properly function without a daily dose of her monster pussy

>>17318189
That's cute and all but it doesn't amount to much both in terms of character and story
Feel free to write a short 2k words or less story about it though, all the dragon sluts out there will love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318200
Only if she wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318223
P'orcs only form groups to attack when they want it. So most likely, it's gonna work on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318223
Which is always, unless she is married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318219
Sloth demon would get me every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318238
A short, bottom heavy demon that always has bed head and wears a too large T-shirt and panties that always wants you to join her in snuggling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318232
With P'Orcs probably, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be physically bullied by a buff monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318219
I would say a Wrath demon would get me but that'd perpetuate a certain meme that I'm a Khornefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318249
I want to bully a chubby weresheep into getting more well built than most oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318249

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>>17318259
She'd be buff and tsun, getting the stronger the more you hate fuck.

Do it.

DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318249
The only good physical bully from muscled monster girls is when they lock your head between their powerful thighs and squeeze to make you do and say whatever they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318268
What about the one where they make you lick and kiss their abs. Or the one where they lift you all the way off the ground and hold you in the air, sucking your dick while you're mostly immobilized. Or the good old amazon press

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>>17318249
Would she push you around so you don't fight back and then lift you up to suck your dick, knowing you can't struggle or you'll fall and hurt yourself?
Would she keep sucking even as you beg her to stop since you've already cum in her mouth at least three times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318259
>implying you're not
As an aside - all the anons who want buff waifus would want Khornates too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318104
whats there to translate?

[Anonymous No.]

does your monster waifu have a secret laboratory?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17318295
None of those are actual bullying, they're all sexual favors
Abs licking/kissing could be bullying if she tied your arms to prevent you from masturbating while doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318268
I when they they lift you off the ground, take in your scent, and then drop you; encouraging you to run away with a head-start so they can pursue.

[Anonymous No.]

You let your waifu princess carry you, right?

Captcha: Memer Look

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318312
Even with the censoring I probably would have put a spoiler on that just for safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>Liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318268
>>17318295
>Muscled Monstergirl grabs you by the head and drags you to her bedroom.
>She wraps her long powerful legs around your head and then reverse facefucks you by making you eat her out while rarely letting you come up for air.
>Then after she's gotten her fill of that she'll push you over and only give you a moment to catch your breath before she lifts you up upside down and forces you to spread your legs so she can rape you in the most intimately close amazon position she can muster.
>She's close enough that her fat milk jugs are pressed up against your chest and her face is mere milimeters apart.
>As her massive toned ass starts bouncing up and her tight pussy squeezes your dick dry, her tongue invades your mouth in a lewd sloppy kiss and your mind shuts down and your legs start to wrap around her waist on their own.
How's it feel knowing you'll never be her personal muscleslut anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
>waifu
What waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Nope, because my strongfat memecat keeps teleporting to get me to princess carry her.


Some times she even tells me she's going to do it beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Yes, although it usually only happens when she's too excited or has drink too much blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Let? Its a must!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
No, she's shorter than me so she can't.
Unless it's Onee-sama night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
What does the "Other" category include?
Also, I feel the need to say that her pie chart is romantic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318303
I have never been a Khornefucker.

>>17318267
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
people still get words captcha? all i keep getting is click the cars in the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318348
With 4ChanX you can make it revert to the old style captcha. I got fed up with the newer ones, since they have a failure rate of 100% on first attempt to complete them for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318353
You don't even need 4chanX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318348
Check legacy in the settings for the page, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318322
It feels absolutely terrible.
>>17318299
I imagine some larger monster girl being able to take the whole package inside her mouth all at once, long flat tongue rolling itself over every inch of you while the same mixed predatory and proud expression sits on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318329
>Strongfat Cheshire
Her ass must be absurd.
You lucky fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318249
I want to bully a buff monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318373
It would be.
More than enough to pin a man down without any effort while she Nyahahas.

She would use her physique to its fullest.

She actually gets embarrassed when squeezed in her middle or biceps though.

She also wears too small panties on purpose so it almost looks like she's wearing a thong, although that's just because she's a pervert.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Of course.
http://i.imgur.com/hd6Npv4.png
http://i.imgur.com/oP70T6B.png

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>>17318385
I would love nothing more than for that cat to sit on my face.

Or for her to be on the bed, in heat and with her womanhood exposed as she begs for me to use that ass, leaving a not so subtle threat about either me taking her or her taking me if I don't hurry up.

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>>17318308
The... game? I don't understand your question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318377
I want to go to the good ol hockey game with a Yeti and get hugs whenever the home team scores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318430
Wife Requiem?

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>>17318321
This shit has so much potential
>Weak ass guy see a Hinezumi training in the Mist
>He marches to her and tells her he fell in love with her at first sight
>"Right, you only want to fuck my trained pussy and leave. You only say that because you know, you would otherwise have to beat me in combat."
>Says he is serious
>"Prove it"
>Take out of nowhere huge ass chart and begin explaining it
>Her fire lowers its intensity, her combat stance collapse, a smile soon turns into a boisterous laughter unfitting a composed fighter.
>She keeps laughing
>She cant even speak properly
>Finally calms down
>"I am I cant accept anything less but a man that defeated me as a husband. Now I will go to the hotspring over there and take a bath, alone, which will completely turn off my flames and leave my naked fit body completely defenseless. If lets say, a guy madly in love with me sneaked it and raped me into becoming his wife. I would be helpless to do anything to concede."
>Wink

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Yeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318420
I think between Holo, Kagerou, and all of Ehrrr's art, I've developed a massive fucking fetish for fashionable wolfgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318439
Fuck off already you turbo faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
Silly lich. That's not how pie graphs work. What does the 100% represent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318438
http://i.imgur.com/WTA9JVn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/URJMlod.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LDYDkai.jpg
Cutest cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to milk a Minotaur with the help of her Holst sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318453
>What does the 100% represent
Love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
I wish this was porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318449
He has a point that would be a really creative way of proposing a monster.

Surely in a world where all confessions are the plain old traditional style this would stand out.

I think monsters appreciate creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318130
The trick is to insert yourself into dynamics in which there are already multiple women. A coven of Dark Mages/Slimes for example. Or a pack of Wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318454
http://i.imgur.com/LDYDkai.jpg
>she isn't posing on top of Shinkiro or Gawain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
>Lich
>"I heard that me princess carrying you will improve our relationship."
>"I may have to use magic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318476
But Liches are for carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318476
A forklift isn't magic, Anon. Your waifu can rent one pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318476
Lich develops muscle potion. Outdo every Danuki as all musclesluts rush to buy it for their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318456
I want a Minotaur to milk me with the help of her Holstaur sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318478
Not muscle lich.

>>17318456
I want to help a minotaur produce more milk than her holst sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318483
But humans aren't supposed to be the ones getting milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318478
Agreed, you should even ask her to disable her levitation magic so her weight is properly resting in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318473
It's a custom knightmare prop
I didn't ask for a specific one but if I did I would have gone with the Shinkiro because it's fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
>sandworm
we posting pictures of how some MG's display affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318476
With Undeath probably comes an increase in physical strength as well, even if Liches are casters by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318488
Do not knock up the Minotaur, she won't be able to keep her sisters safe if she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318500
Then we'd just have to teach them how to fight!
Their mino sister can relax and keep the baby safe while I train up her sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318494
That's a fuckhuge Knightmare then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318490
I can milk them at the same time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318500
>Implying monstergirls are as debilitated by pregnancy as human women are

Animals can hunt just fine while pregnant. The only reason humans become so fucked up and helpless is because, for some reason, human infants are literally parasites that will cripple the mother from the inside in order to ensure survival. It's part of the reason the period exists.

I doubt monstergirls would've developed with such a glaring defect.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a Griffon that likes carving stone to make what ever shes protecting more important looking.

That or a shy griffon with glasses would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318515
Carving small trinkets or large stonefaces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
>>17318497
Sandworm:
>I want to cover you in my digestive fluid
>My heart skips a beat every time I swallow you
>Having you inside my mouth is fun
>I want to taste your body
>I want you to taste my body
>I'm captivated by your content face when I cover your body in a warm wall of flesh
>You make me worried when your not inside my shell
>I want to protect you
>I want to make babies with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
I wouldn't let her, but if she grabbed me by surprised and teased about dropping me there is nothing I can do. I'd try to carry her in romantic situations though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318545
Now thats going into yandere territory.

Not that its a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
>a glacies will never warm up and ride you like this
I want a succubus glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318553
>Not that its a bad thing.
its a very bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318498
Still, the species norm seems to a dainty womanlet, doesn't the profile picture make you want to carry her in your arms while she's staying as stoic as ever but blushing slightly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318562
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318562
>its a very bad thing
Its a very good thing you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318562
Do not bully yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318569

[Anonymous No.]

When's Melon opening his commissions again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318553
Maybe just a little bit, but it'd be entirely worth it. Life with a sandworm is the ultimate in comfiness: no worry about bills, rent, etc. Hell if the bombs dropped, you'd be safe from it all if she burrowed down underground deep enough.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17318569
Yanmoth is a bad moth.

[Anonymous No.]

Hyper corrupted maids that still serve their master with limitless devotion despite their bodies being warped to the point that almost nothing of their original form is left.
Horrid, murderous looking claws daintily making tea and giving shoulder rubs.
Scything talons that appear able to cut through steel like butter stepping gingerly so as to avoid making any noise that could wake their sleeping master.
Ink black feathers so dark that they seem to absorb light gently caressing and comforting their master.
Eyes an eerie red that almost appear to glow, gazing at their master with love and longing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318618
Everything you wasted your time typing is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318618
I like the idea, but make them buff with abs of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318619
Fuck off shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318627
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318618
I can dig it, and I'm not normally even a maid person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318629
My waifu will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318618
Maids so drunk they can barely hold themselves together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318618
>You will never save an abomination from poverty or worse fates by accepting her into your home and making her your maid
If you love the abyss long enough, the abyss will love you back.

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to hit a Lilim with a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318650
How can a slime get drunk if she doesn't have a liver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318664
Anon, a liver helps you get UN-drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318439
Never attempt to write in English again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318666
Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318661
In a non-lewd way, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318670
The alcohol in your blood stream messes with your brain, which is what causes the "drunk" effect.
Your liver metabolizes alcohol into not-alcohol, which is what sobers you up over time.

[Anonymous No.]

Big strong cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318670
Liver & kidneys filter toxins out of the body.

For a slime one might assume that lack of these means the inability to get rid of alcohol in her "system" unless she makes the active conscious effort to expel that particular substance. If she continues to get drunk then she will eventually lack the higher cognitive functions to maintain her form. She'll puddle out, the alcohol will evaporate or soak into the ground, and then she reforms around her core as she sobers up.

At least that;s how I imagine it'd work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318678
Anon blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318674
Then will Slime-chan be forever drunk since she has no liver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318673
In a semi-lewd way. But they she'll smell like a fish, which kinda kills the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318682
She probably just needs to expel it or "purify" it in the same manner that Bubble Slimes do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318682
She'll need a good samaritan to drink it out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Big strong cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318684
I will never understand. What's in fish that repels women so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318691
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318691
That's grotesque and not soft at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318691
Honestly you could still get bant for that. They gave me a five day vacation for posting a censored picture like that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sandworm daughteru playing
https://imgur.com/gallery/9dC9fwz

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an elf's personal seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318715
>You will never explain to a dark elf that as a carpenter your job is to make the furniture, not BE the furniture
A classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318715
I want to be an elfs personal chef!
Gonna put meat on those bones!
Gonna build muscle!
Gonna make her the biggest elf in the land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318691
Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318720
Only a fool would explain that. What's wrong with having your face be a dark elves seat or footstool, but thats probably just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318744
They have pride too you know. They probably think that they can make chairs more comfortable than themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318697
Thats delicious and would marry her immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw I saw there's a Fishing MG Ero RPG game

Pro Ass Fishing memed itself into hentai reality.

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318766
That's not an awoo. That's a cow with fake ears and a tail buttplug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318766
I want to pop those buttons off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318708

Be sure to feed her plenty. A growing girl needs her vitamins.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best kind of vampire and why is it lolipire?

[Anonymous No.]

>busty monsters
And here I thought you had taste, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318763

>Fishing MG Ero game

Ummm... fucking source please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318775
>Kanna
And here I thought you had taste, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318775
>complains about busty monstergirls
>posts a thicc loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318780
>Ummm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318787
busty =/= thicc, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say thicc?

[Anonymous No.]

This thicc twitter meme needs to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318767
>tfw Holsts disguise themselves as dog girls so that people adopt them more easily
Milk machines need not apply. I want an awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318775
Fine, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318789
Ignore the faggot. Tell us where we can go fishing for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318805

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318789

And Ummm to you too fuck boy. I honestly want to know where I can find this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318795
>western art
Stop posting any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318808
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ203752.html/?unique_op=af

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318821
He posts that image every thread, just like the EMG cowspammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318180
Because that sloppy, wet tongue of hers looks like it's aching to wrap itself around a cock while she electro-stims you until you "break" and fill her throat pussy with enough seed to almost choke her to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318821
This image makes me uncomfortable. Not being able to grope Slime tits must be a torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318858
>try to cuddle with slime wife
>get assimilated

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon ends up in MGE.>>17318102
>However the common language of MGE and English, but not quite the same.
>Asking for the washroom translates into "I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE IN THE MOST BRUTAL FASHION IF YOU KEEP FUCKING UP MY LAWN."
>Anon goes for a walk in the forest one day while singing out a song.
>He winds up with a small group of monstergirls following him.
>I mean how many men just wander into a forest full of monstergirls and say 'I want sum fuk."
>On the other hand, they're getting mixed messages has he mentioned something about dragon genocide, waffles are being served in his toilet and tiny robots are screaming inside his head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318866
>try to kiss slime wife
>accidentally swallow part of her

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu does not have developed fangs she's inferior

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you understand how language works.

Also your English is fucking terrible I hope you're not a native speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318875
then your friends have to beat you so you cry her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318877

That web is unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318873
>You will never be a tourist in MG lands and scare naive locals into thinking you are some kind of foreign all mighty being
I want to scare gullible lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318877
her teeth may not consist entirely of fangs but they are sharp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318877
>>17318902
This kind of posts make me wish the tooth fairy was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318877
Depends, do Demons have fangs?
If not I don't care, she has them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318873
That's not really how language works anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318766
Yes, post more of his art. I feed on it. His bondage drawings and stylish awoos sustain me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318821
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318321
I always get a little depressed when I see cute shit like this because it reminds I will never experience anything like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318931
Lemur-chan is cuter than this hag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318931
Kakuens are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318586
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318902
She clearly has the fangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318877
My waifu has fangs indeed. She uses them to mark me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318959
You could be an attractive guy and do it to a girl.
Just maybe replace the scent stuff with another romantic thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318959
>>17318959
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318981
i didn't say she didn't have fangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318959
Are you man enough to make your Wendigo family smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318959
Don't kid yourself anon! We're always depressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318959
technology is advancing anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319001
>Be attractive
You're asking a lot here

Additionally, it's not even about wanting to experience that specific pic, so much as wanting to experience ANYTHING cute or romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319028
I would if I was capable, anon. Although, I doubt I could even if I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318890
That would be useful for waifus too
>Waltz up to the Dragon's Den unopposed, no MG dares to try to claim you
>Dragon enters "female lizard" mode immediately recognizing you as "a male stronger than her" on sight.
>You like Lizard Girls? Go to a Lizardman or a Salamander, they will drop their weapons immediately and go straight to declare their love and have sex. Why fight when the result is obvious?
>Degenerate lolicon? Bapho-Chan knows you are a reliable Oni-Chan who can defeat her.
>Like Hinezumis? Just go to one and she will just assume the rape position and skip the part where you must defeat her to marry her.
>In reality you are weaker than a Blue Slime
>It doesnt matter when they find out latter, the waifu instinct has already taken off and they cant go back
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319037
Don't give up Anon. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319047
>Why fight when the result is obvious?
The whores aren't fit to be kept as pets, let alone wives.
Girls that weak-willed could probably be NTR'd away by a floating dick without even a man attached to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319055
>monster girls
>NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319001
>Be attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319042
You're plenty capable, your little Wendigo daughter popping out of the snow when you get home from a long day of work to greet you with a big smile is worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319063
If they're that weak and ready to be fucked on a whim the second they see a man, then anything's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319001
I don't understand. Are you talking about 3DPD here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319001
>You could be an attractive guy
Come on man, seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319067
The only thing I have working in my favour is that I literally live in Frosty Moe Land. Also, the daughter is clearly a being a distraction so her mother can come in from the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319065
>>17319075
I'm sure most of the people here aren't beyond redemption in the looks department. Maybe do a little better, but sunlight, exercise, good sleep and healthy eating can do wonders like you wouldn't imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319078
Truly apex predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318744
>using your face as a footstool
Right in the fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319079
or we can make monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319102
A man should aim to look his best for a monstergirl too. They're good enough to accept, love and support a person at their worst, which means that they deserve the best too.

[Anonymous No.]

drawin a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
cute fox!
what color are her tails gonna be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319079
Let's be honest, if the majority of us were capable of getting 3DPD we wouldn't even be here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319107
one problem at a time,

gentlemen how do we make monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319001
"You could be an attractive guy"

I might as well try to fight and defeat a Salamander in combat, it would be easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
>ZR
Proceed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319112
You could be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318774
I wonder will that guy ever release translation. It's been on 99% for half a year already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
>That drawing style

Are you who I think you are?
Also, if you are who I think you are, do you lurk here normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319111
These are gonna be her colors mostly, the idea of the commissioner was designing her as an adult.
>>17319115
nani
>>17319122
If you are thinking Santystuff you are correct. And i started to a few days ago after i shared something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319107
I would try to look my best to meet the monster girl if I can. It just simply would not be, coupled with my personality, remotely close to make any girl with standards to take me. Luckily monster girls arent that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319128
Oh yeah, you drew the yeti the other day. Your stuff's really nice and colourful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki

By the by, are you still open for commissions these days? What's your queue like?

[Anonymous No.]

make daugherus with vampfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319135
Ye. and thanks!

>>17319136
The more you know, good to know it has a name, i love that shit. And i am basically always open, but yea my queue is a bit stacked until next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319006
Liches are too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319169
Some would even say they are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319141
make money with mimic-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319220
Mimics would probably make great dungeoneers by trade. They could smuggle themselves into a Dragons hoard and then slowly consume the place over time.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight guys don't bully your buff neighbor alp that secretly eyes you when you do the gardening.
she got buff only for you to see more of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319231
I want to bend her over her car while she's washing it and use her till she's well and satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319225
That seems like a good way to be caught by the fun police aka her Tanuki lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319237
A smart Mimic cat-burglar probably wouldn't target a business Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319218
Even when they're wearing rags that basically cover nothing they're still cute instead of just sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319218
I say that, they're one of the cutest monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
I don't think I could stop any monster girl doing anything to me, even if I wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319242
I prefer the seductive and regal ones myself, after all they're basically a combination of a Wight and Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319231
Gonna put on my shortest shorts and tightest shirts for her to look at. It'll be like I'm wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319258
no way dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319258
I would love to! But what if she eats me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319258
Hug her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319239
But aren't business dragons where the profit is at? I don't think a Mimic with ambition would target an unsuccessful Dragon.

Unless you are talking about stealing from poor Dragons that have to work in a cubicle from 6 to 5 just to be able to afford gold for their hoards.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319218
I prefer Wisps but Liches are nice too. I think they are just a little too vanilla for me, being basically a human Dark Mage who died/necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319264
>buying hoard gold
You're not thinking like a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319267
>Braless Hoodie
This needs to be more common

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319258
>Hug her
>She licks your groin while in the hug
To be honest i would feel incredibly unnerved before having a spooky boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319266
Nice thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319266
Thighs.
Cosplay.
Forgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319266
I like them, they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319264
The best hoard for a Mimic to hide in would be a great Red Dragons hoard, with huge vast fields of gold. The Dragon is a proud brute, and though powerful, is less likely to be watching every treasure like a business Dragon would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319266
a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319267
>Wisp wearing panties
What heresy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319268
This is what modern times have done to Dragons. They can't raid for gold anymore since it would be illegal. All they have left is work for greedy Tanukis that enslave them just so they can earn wealth and build a hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319267
Didn't Barb get bullied into drawing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319282
She's a total prude virgin, having died one and never had a boyfriend. She also never leaves her house.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to go to sleep at the appropriate time.

You don't want to keep those nightmares waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319288
How can you bully someone into drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319288
There was a spat about which of the two was the superior undead, and then Barb showed up and said why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319289
Undead aren't supposed to wear panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319293
Very carefully.

>>17319296
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319266
I like how they generally ignore men. They'd be weird to interact with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319296
That's why she is a prude. She needs to be shown how to act like a proper undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319294
>Why not both?
Barb knows his shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319256
Are you willing to put up with her pinching your butt and bringing you lemonade that definitely isn't laced with roofies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319302
I actually prefer Barb's Wisp compared to the one in the profile. Not really sure why, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shave a Kiki's eyebrows off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319305
Because his Wisp is a total sweetheart, while the profile is in Yandere mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319314
I want to give my kobold childhood friend hathor milk and a CC cake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319303
The butt punching sure, but if she wants to rape me she should've just fucking said something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319315
>while the profile is in Yandere mode.
Literally nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319315
Really, I think the difference is that Barb's wisp actually looks like she has a tangible body that you can fuck. While KC's one looks like she's just made of spirit fire or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319314
I want to do this as well, but in the name of science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319315
Look at how warm and wide her smile is. Girls shouldn't hold back when they want you to know how much they love you. Literally nothing wrong with yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

Barb's wisp looks super soft and huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319337
All of his girls do.
I think it's the shading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319325
Ghost fire or not, those hips and soft looking breasts are hard to resist.
>>17319321
>>17319328
Never meant to imply there was anything wrong with it. Barbs Wisp probably is just as eccentric when shes in Yandere mode too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319318
She just wants to be the mother she never had.
I just made myself feel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319337
She looks like the dessert you always wanted to taste as a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319337
Big fluffy hair is a nice thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Visit Danbooru
>Less's shit is just getting uploaded all at once.

Well that's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319267
I want to be that lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318586
Oh fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
Can you draw a glacies

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shortstack glacies to take to hockey with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
This is the kind of genki Fox who drags you out of your house in the weekend to go have fun at the local festival.

While you're going from stall to stall and having a fun time, you're completely oblivious to the fact that she's the daughter of the current Oyabun of the Mofu Yakuza. And the piar of you are being followed stealthily by a detachment of Yakuza Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster girl ever fake an orgasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319415
they'll just keep going until they do
even if you're spent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319415
>I got bad news for ya, kid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319415
Why would she when she has you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319415
I don't think they need to, as I highly doubt anyone would have trouble making a monstergirl orgasm is they wanted to. After all, when it comes to sex, monstergirls basically run off of doujin logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319258
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319432
Would monster girls quote stupid doujin lines the way we quote stupid movies?

>my hips are moving on their own
>I'm going blind
>My mind is going blank
>Wait a minute, this isn't Super Smash Bros, this is anal sex!
This had been your introduction to MGE memes.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to this game anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any species that would be okay with the husband and wife [spoliler]sleeping in separate beds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319459
Bicorns. One bed can only fit so many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319443
He's got an update scheduled around the 20th.

[Anonymous No.]

What species would be okay with the husband and wife sleeping in different beds?

>>17319465
Sorry do deleting. I'm unfucking the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>I gotta rescue my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319442
>big minotaur kabedons you
>"If you try to scream, I'll choke you with my breasts."
>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WcyQQgk2Tw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319474
>Level start!
>Mission: Save Anon from Mom!
https://youtu.be/JYfgpodCVHE

Dhampirs are so cute to me for some reason, probably because I always imagine them being young with boyfriends they're overprotective and deredere for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319480
I don't know what I would do if I was kabedon'd by a big, strong Minotaur.

With those big, heavy calcium cannons in my face, a heavy musk filling the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319483
>Straight to saving Anon from mom
>Not having to save him from each of her eldest sisters, only to have him lifted away by the next sister, with the final boss being the mom

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make all my Holst daughterus get those nose ring piercings that cows have so I can lead them around in public on leashes I'd tie to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319480
Is that what 3D porn is like? I never watched actual porn in all my years. I mostly stuck to hentai and more digerate stuff in my cringey phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319496
Her mother is probably just going to show her boyfriend a photo album of her as a child while also sharing embarrassing stories from her childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319496
Well, there's Reaper-san, Dhampir's estranged Aunt.
A distant cousin who can turn into a Werewolf.
A younger sister who can only turn into a Giant Bat.
A Dragon, who is also somehow related.

Really there's all sorts of relatives of hers who want a turn with Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319508
I thought death would be her dad, since he confiscates all her weapons and armor at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319496
But Dhampires are the Eldest Daughter, since they are the results of her dad not being full incubus yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319511
That works too, like taking away the scissors she's running around with. It's just for her own safety.

Why can't she be a well-behaved girl like her sisters and cousins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319499
Where the hell do you people come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319496
It would certainly be a progressing thing. Thankfully, her family members do love her even though she's a bit chuuni and has some teenage daughter syndrome, and wouldn't do anything TOO serious to anon that would impede her dating him.
>>17319503
>Dhampir bursts in her mom's room at the hardest to reach point of their massive manor
>She just turned to the page of her in embarrassing Halloween costumes where she dressed up as a Nosferatu vampire
>"MOOOOOOOM! You monster! Ugh! You don't belong in my life!"
>"Ara, it was not by my hand that I am once again given a boy to play with~ I was called here by... humans! Your father, to be precise. He says you need to introduce Anon here to the family if you plan on marrying him~"
>"M-MOOOOM!!!"
>"Enough talk! You're grounded! Have at you!"
>Meanwhile awkwardly watches from the couch as they have an epic nonlethal battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319520
It's the weekend, summer, and is currently prime Aussie hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319523
>'Boy, this family sure is lively' Anon says to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319474
>>17319483
>>17319496
>Whenever Anon happens to be in a situation where Dhampy-chan doesn't know where he is she assumes he's been kidnapped and needs rescuing

[Anonymous No.]

Animal ears are made for headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319520
I'm convinced some people just come up with these scenarios for the shock factor. If you force it, anyone can come up with fucked up stuff. I could come up with an entire premise centered around fucking the food delivery girls (Succubus Pizza, Jiangshi Chineese, Harpy KFC) while they are covered in food if I wanted to. I don't because that's not my fetish and its shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319545

reverse headpats > headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319508
So is the Sleeping Pharaoh a really distant ancestor or an old friend of her mother's that she's basically considered family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319549
>I could come up with an entire premise centered around fucking the food delivery girls (Succubus Pizza, Jiangshi Chinese, Harpy KFC) while they are covered in food if I wanted to
Well
I mean if you DID want to, you know. You could uh, share that. For research purposes..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319549

diamond trumpart uses a body swap whatever on you while deepthroating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319545
The curiosity runs both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319562

The thick succubus is drenched is pizza grease as a massage oil, the Jiangshi stuffed her bra with meat buns and has chow mien noodles tangled where her pubes should be, and the harpy has her exposed breasts covered with extra crispy crust and her thighs covered in mashed potatoes and gravy with a buiscuit being the only thing covering her goods.

Happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319559
Pretty much.

The family reunion parties they through are massive, and very spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319576
Oh, I'm gonna be in a moment or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319576
P-Pizzabus-san! What is this?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319592
Let's say that there was an accident cleaning the trap but she refuses to fail her 30-minutes-or-its-free guarantee

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319579
>Massive dining table is a chaotic cacophony of a plethora of undead relatives being rowdy, some married, some not, with Vampmom and her husband getting frisky at the head of the table
>At the very opposite end Dhampy sits in a nice dress her mom forced her to wear, her boyfriend taking in the sights but not letting himself look TOO happy as he can tell his girlfriend is in a sour mood
>She pulls him in close whenever a stray knife or sword or entire relative flies past him, protective instincts at full blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319375
Oh yea i saw one of those on these threads, they look fun, i may try to but no promises.
>>17319402
Welp hopefully it will keep looking that way because the commissioner wants some radical changes to her now that i got his feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319575
>The curiosity runs both ways.

>tfw no Anubis that wants to play with my hands as I play with her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319638
The first week to month once I get a waifu would be doing this. Feeling each other up both sexually and figuring out how each other works and what makes us tick.

[Anonymous No.]

Having a protective dhampir gf would be cute
>wake up early next to her sleeping soundly
>get out of bed, decide to make some breakfast
>everything is quiet, peaceful
>"ANON!?"
>"Where's Anon? Anon? Do';t tell me you got kidnapped!"
>Rush in to room to see her half dressed in her battle gear, sword in one hand, sheath in the other
>Calm her down with love
Oh just think of all the scenarios!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319707
>Relaxing at home with her
>She leaves to get a snack
>Go to the bathroom without telling her
>By the time you're done, she's in a full panic, running out into the yard with her sword, ready to accuse the neighbors that she never trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319707
Protective waifus sound cute
>At the beach with Hellhound
>She catches some girls checking you out and catcalling you
>The fur on her arms rises
>She clutches your hand and starts growling at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319727
Beach scenarios!
>Waifu covers you head to to toe in sun tan lotion, she doesn't want you to get sun burns
>constantly asks if you want water, she doesn't want you to get dehydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319707
>Dhampir gets a message from her mother
>"Your husband has a beautiful neck. Can I bite him?"

Pretty sure she'll tear her mom's castle a new one

[Anonymous No.]

Big buttslut spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319753
But they don't even have real butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319776
Oh yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319740
>Waifu is going to apply sun tan lotion to you
>she squirts a big glob of the stuff on her boobs
>starts rubbing herself against you to apply it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319787
That's just a dominance display to show those single MGs that you're so happy with her, you'd never take pity on them and agree to bigamy. Monster girl culture is so intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319600
>The mother and other vampires are all ara-araing at the young couple, making lewd suggestions.
>The men are talking about their past adventures, their exploits and the fights born out of the old grudges with other families.
>The young ones are all competeing against each other, trying to determine who's the best of them.
>Dhampir sitting at the table, glaring at her mother and shouting at the relatives that get "too close" to her boyfriend.
>Father sneaking a thumbs up to the boyfriend, happy to see his daughter at the table.
>Boyfriend is just sitting there, smiling and happy to be a part of this big mess of a family.

[Anonymous No.]

>get transported to MG world
>trip on a stick and die
>nobody notices you're dead
>body goes on adventures
>everyone thinks you smell of death because of all the monstergirls you have defeated by having your party just throw your body at them and the monster girls can't figure out why you're not receptive to their advances and give up
>see more action dead than you did alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319784
>posting a murderer
i hope you like getting slurped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319821
They're most likely to tempt the poor Dhampir into biting her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319850
She can slurp me as much as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319855
Let's say she wanted to have a bit of fun with you, and would gladly sit on your face at the condition that you amuse her for half an hour or so. What would you do?
Spiders don't seem to enjoy much aside from torturing innocent men and spinning webs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319869
Play Guilty Gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319851
>after constant harassment from her family, dhampir decides she wants to bite anon
>anon is okay with it
>dhampir puts anon in the most comfortable position, doesn't want to hurt him
>she slowly sinks her fangs into anon's neck
>anon winces, notices that she has been sucking a little too long
>dhampir is so overcome with lust she rides anon for hours
>anon passes out, so does she
>anon is woken up by sudden shaking
>looks up to see his dhampir gf crying, frantically apologizing for sucking so much out of him
>comforting ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319873
I bet she's a dirty Zato scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319822

>Implying you wouldn't have various angels and demons fighting over your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319903
And all the spooky undeads who waited for a man to join them in the afterlife + the necromancists who want to resurrect a man to make him their husband/slave

[Anonymous No.]

flatcubus best bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319920
Stylishcubus best cubus
And flatcubi deserver their nipples flicked hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319920
>>17319930

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>>17319930
Please do not bully the flat chested semen demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319945
Is it still bullying if they enjoy it?
Succubi can use every inch of their body to provide pleasure to both their man and themselves. A regular busty Succubus would get off by giving her man a paizuri, a flatcubus has to be much more creative to involve her chest during intercourse

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>>17319957
Can't they just give naizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319967
>naizuri
You'd be better off fucking a washboard. Well, its the same either way actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319967
Naizuri is a myth propagated by anons who can't handle seeing their flat waifu sad, so they fake orgasm during naizuri to make them happy

Flat monster girls are only good for nipple teasing when it comes to their chest (or lack there of)

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about beaks on monster girls?
Are they snout tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320086
They're worse than snout tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320086
They're ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320086
Medli is cute, but that tumblr nose is just too much to bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320086
Too /b/ for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320104
And that was the best picture I could find in the first 5 pages of her on pixiv
Is there any good design of a harpy with a beak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320178
Well, really I was just taking a good old jab at tumblr artists, but I doubt that there would be many at all. Why are you so interested in a harpy with a beak anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320248
Just curious, there aren't many going around
Faces are better left untouched from monstrous parts, but maybe we could have the odd harpy design that looks cute with a beak (though I doubt it would be attractive)

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>>17320178

I can't imagine a beak grafted onto a human face would ever look remotely decent.

For one thing how the fuck do you kiss with a beak in the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319920
Flatcubus would make a nice friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work for a company of oppai lolis.

It sounds like it would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320331
How about a reverse trapcubus friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320357
Would be a nice friend too. She'd get invited to play vydia and because she isn't attractive there wouldn't be brojobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320377
You can't just tease a succubus like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320357
>You always make fun of her girly hips
>She never undresses in front of you
>Whenever you mention how complicated girls are she starts to visibly feel uncomfortable
>She gets even more uncomfortable when you refer to "him" as a she, but you always play it out as a joke
>She has yet to learn you already know she is a girl
>The hardest part is not telling her that binding her flat chest together is completely useless

[Anonymous No.]

How about a tall glass of Hex-Holst Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318315
Absolutely!

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>>17320391
Does it pass FDA standards?

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>>17320391
I'd rather drink from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320386
Really? I didn't know about that. I'll be rooting for her once she finds a love, maybe I'll even hook her up with a friend of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320391
Poor Hex-Maniac.
She was a simple skinny unpopular teenager girl who just wanted to become a Wisp, and instead she grew old and bitter until becoming the thick CC that every anon go crazy for nowadays

>>17320392
That's a BIG wock, at least 10ft by comparing her head size to the man's

[Anonymous No.]

>Sabbath Book delayed to C93
The wait for lolis and magic shall be long indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320434
The wait for new profiles is going to be hell, what the fuck KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320434
>thought it is a bait
>it's actually true
Fug. I seriously hope he won't stop making new grils until WC3 release

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320434
>It's real
"[Apology] C92 newly published "demon daughter picture book WG III Sabato Grimoir", but I can not secure the production period, we have to postpone to winter comic because of quality up. I am sorry for the person who waited in the pleasure .... In the summer comic booklet we are planning to distribute the booklet "demonic daughter picture book survey record succubus note"."

Someone needs to send KC an art fairy or an Anubis ASAP

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>>17320447
Send him a baphomet in a dominatrix outfit to call him a lazy pig and whip him until it's finished. That's more likely to do the trick with KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320178
>Is there any good design of a harpy with a beak?
No, because then it wouldn't be a Harpy at all. It'd be the furshit that you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320464
I want to support a leaky Ice Queen with the Jub Jub flu and help her get better

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>>17320463
Well, he does have his own OC blond Baphomet with glasses
I'm sure she will do a fine job making sure he writes and draws more Sabbath propaganda.

>>17320474
Every couple should go through getting the Jubjub flu at least once, it's a powerful experience that builds long lasting trust

[Anonymous No.]

Inexperienced prospective writefag here. What programs do others generally use to help with writing apart from wordpad? Would these threads also be a decent place to get constructive criticism(I'm pretty thick-skinned so feel free to lay it on me)? Should I just post sections of it in pastebin here? I've never really written for anyone else and still have a lot to learn.

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>>17320487
What does a loli catgirl with an affinity for retelling stories of murder and mayhem to orphans have to do with that?

Well I suppose stories are the common thread.

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>>17320391
Depends, what's the hex?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Я убью любую женщину, которая вам подходит самым болезненным образом."
"You know I don't speak Russian."
>"Было уже семь жертв."
"What?"
>"I said "I love you, Master.""
"Oh, I love you too."

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>>17320498
I'll speak to her in my native language too if she continues. Going to give orders she doesn't understand.

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>>17320498
Ah yes, Yan-Russian Kikis.
Always watch out for those eastern European mamano. There is a 90% chance of them being a little too caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320498
I want a muscled, Russian kiki.

Doesn't need to be tall, just strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320500
Funny if she knows at least 32 languages. 5 of which you have never heard of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320447
>demonic daughter picture book survey record succubus note
What is that? Addition to wc3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320487
>What programs do others generally use to help with writing apart from wordpad?
Microsoft Word is all, get it off PB.
>Would these threads also be a decent place to get constructive criticism
This is contrary to popular opinion but it definitely can be. Depends wholly on the current mood/crowd.
>Should I just post sections of it in pastebin here?
For criticism? Sure, you might find someone interested in reading it for you but don't hold your breath. By my perception most activity happens around full pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320498

>Shirokiki

Every monster is better with white hair and red eyes.

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>>17320508
I also took chaos classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320498
>"I will kill any woman who suits you in the most painful way."
But that's wrong.

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>>17320523
So 4 languages you never heard of.

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>>17320492
She's the subject of one of the stories I'm writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320530
I have an autistic friend who creates alphabets and that Kiki seems to be the same. There is no way she would know chaos language and if she does then I might as well play with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320535
>Writing a story about Khloe
You've piqued my interest.

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>>17320541
Well how can she be your perfect maid if can't communicate with your friends? She wants to be friends with your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320556
I don't like perfect maids though. They are too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320567
What if I put an embarrassing mole in a place that doesn't make it a beauty mark? And it's stupidly big too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320580
So she has a big mole butt? Like a target for slapping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320596
No, the type of mole that is small, brown, and unpleasant to look at. It even has hairs coming out of it too!

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE2 Gaiden's been delayed
Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319415
No. Since sex is all to them, she'd instantly get so disinterested in you she'd stand up and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319523
>Although mom did get knocked out of the fourth floor window.
>She's fine, if a bit sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320487
>What programs do others generally use to help with writing apart from wordpad?
Open office, it's not too much different from MS Word and it's free. Bonus points for not being owned by microsoft.
>Should I just post sections of it in pastebin here? I've never really written for anyone else and still have a lot to learn.
No harm in it, might not get feed back based on the time of day but it's always worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320606
This is the first I've heard of it. What's it gonna be about? Is it a doujin or something text based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320447
>Sabato Grimoir
Do you de-age slightly when you're holding it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320604
She is getting teased and those little hairs shaved. I won't take blame for starring at them.

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>>17320606
All the fanworks that KC supported got delayed along with WG3
I remember one tweet last year where KC was happy he managed to make the production deadline on the last day. He's used to live on the edge, now we can just hope for more profiles and content until C93

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>>17320178
>Is there any good design of a harpy with a beak?
You already posted Medli.

[Anonymous No.]

>We tune in live to famed exterminator priestess Sakitsune and her tanuki sidekick, stuck in another hairy situation.
>Anon was just about to-
What was it you were going to do, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Tickle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Engage in degenerate fetishes.

Which ones I'll leave up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Relentless ear stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Tickle them until they pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320677
Not bacon lard bukakke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Easy, it's going to be a Fatfag/inflationfag episode!


However will those daring girls escape my horrid clutches?

>This episode brought to you by Lady Dragynia's Sugar Gems, a hoard full of flavor in every bite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320719
You're more correct than you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320720
Please do not overfeed or inflate the lolis with anything except semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Play mario party with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320668
Finger them, nibble their ears then release them and walk off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320719
>>17320720
>>17320725
Suddenly I'm very worried for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320731
This is the worst response of all.
The others only seek to torment their bodies.
You want to break their souls.

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>>17320498
> которая вам подходит самым болезненным образом
которая попытается вас соблазнить.
>"Было уже семь жертв."
Было уже семь случаев.

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>>17320756
They fell into the hands of the wrong anon.

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>>17320730
Well the second is a given, the former I make no promises on.

>>17320748
Don't worry, it'll be a 'bad end' Halloween episode thatll be declared noncanon and ignored.

just ignore the girls having larger rears in future episodes and a workout company becoming a sponsor

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think board games would be ramped up in MGE land?
>MGE life size snakes and ladders
>landing on a snake gets you moved by a a lamia
>may or may not be removed from the game this way
>winners move on to the board

[Anonymous No.]

So anons. What is youre waifu(s), and how would you seduce them after they have had a rough day at work/pillaging/etc? What do you do to cheer her up? Give some detail! Shes youre waifu, so add some spice. Gods know this place needs it.

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>>17320778
Life-sized chess. Just think of that one image with the shota King surrounded by all those Queens.

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>>17320778
I'm pretty sure they could get crazy if you knew a Phantom or Echidna. A flayer could also help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320785
Wonderland chess and poker can get dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to teach your children to be awesome warriors

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>>17320788
Just be careful what you wager.
You can do without your ability to rhyme, but control of your own orgasms should stay off the table.
No one will miss a little sanity though. That's low chip.

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>>17320796
I'd just need to bet retarded things, like the ability to catch a bread falling off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320786
It's all fun until monopoly gets involved
Dont let the tanuki be banker

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>>17320790
My daughteru probably wouldn't be a warrior, but she'd be pretty strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320797
You say that now, but you'll be lamenting The Bread Incident in your old age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320800
I could also bet the ability to catch a leaf falling from 1000 meters.

[Anonymous No.]

>At this point, it's become a running gag for Anon to get kidnapped and his Dhampir girlfriend having to rescue her.
>This usually involves baking a cake.
>Anon is getting sick of this shit.
>The next time he gets kidnapped, he hid a bottle of holywater on his person.
>He winds up proposing anal sex (The forbidden fruit) to his Lilim captor.
>Of course at the last second, he switches his dick out for the bottle.
>Dhampir gf arrvies to find a puddle of dark matter on the floor and her pissy boyfriend Anon.
>There's now rumours that Anon killed the Lilim with his dick.

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>>17320797
But the weight of what you bet is determined solely by how much personal value you put in it. So you'll have to wager lots of different abilities to catch things falling off a table in order to match something your opponent holds more value in, like the ability to not lose cohesiveness and turn into a slimegirl at any second.

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>>17320790
>Have hots for Salamander
>Cant marry her without being a warrior strong enough to defeat her, which means stronger than 99% of men
>Be weak as fuck
Shiiit! Even with MGs I lose! Why the fuck cant I be in love with Hellhound instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320785
>shota King
Whoever wins, he loses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320810
Why the fuck can't you just get good? You would be having magic and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320810
Git gud. You don't need to be the strongest person in the world, just a very skilled fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320804
It's retarded, but I value my breakfast very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320821
In that case, you've got a very dangerous advantage.

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>>17320822
Can't wait until a cheshire bets her smugness and I win. Boy I'd have so much fun with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320777
>End episode with the girls being fatties and Anon laughing maniacally
>Girls are fine and in shape the next episode
>Never brought up again

The magic of TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320833
Can't see one betting that for less than a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320833
>Anon gains the chesire's ability to be smug
>Whenever the chesire tries to make a smug, the muscles in her face strain, as she tries her hardest, but she's utterly powerless to break out into the satisfied expression
>She falls to her knees as Anon gives her the smuggest fucking shit-eating grin a human being has never been able to manage before.

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>>17320853
This is when you start your new life as the hero Smugman.
...Smugster?
The Smug?
Captain Satisfaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320861
>Captain Satisfaction
Not him you responded to but I call dibs on that name. Now I just got to figure out what my superhero gimmick will be.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsun tsun dere tsun dere tsun tsun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320853
It would be hard to not rape her while having the smug. She'd beg for it back and that would only make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320853
>Literally stealing the smug from a Chesire
This must be the most cruel thing you can possibly do to a Cheshire. Imagine her choking on the wrong forcing herself to be make a smug smile but unable to do so. The strain might kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320882
It's not stealing, she lost it on a bet.

Who knew bread falling of the table was so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320819
Being a fighter is likely what I could do at my complete best and that is using all kinds of exploits and hacks from having meta knowledgement of the world. "very skilled"? Beyond my capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320816
I cant. It doesnt help that getting good is not enough, they are warriors among monsters. You have to be "one of the best" among all men to be her match, thats too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320890
What else can you take from them on bets? I'm thinking about taking the haughtiness from a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320877
If you're captain satisfaction then you'd most likely be the superheroes 'stress reliever'.
Just watch out for when SuperWurm fights Lana Luthor and her army of robotic paladin-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320899
I want to take the mofu from a Ratatoskr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320891
It's okay if you plant traps beforehand, too. And arm yourself with superior equipment.
When fighting in earnest, you use every resource available. If the opponent is caught out by a trick, outmatched in terms of equipment, or beaten by dirty fighting techniques, it's their fault for not planning or adapting against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320899
Making bullshit bets out of wonderland wouldn't work so it wouldn't be as safe, though you could get pretty much anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320881
>Didn't read the Wonderland gambling contract all the way through
>Don't know that cumming in a monster girl voids all contracts
>Bend the Cheshire over a table and fuck her in the ass, growing ever more smug all the while
>Cum balls deep inside her
>In your moment of bliss, you don't notice your smile fading as hers grows
>Start to pull out, only for her to twist herself onto her back and wrap her legs around you so you can't
>Finally notice that she's even more smug than you had been just moments ago
>"Nyohoho!", she laughs as she pulls you back inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320853
Meh, I'd give back her smug powers in time.
Like on our wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320878
God damn it anon, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head again.
I'd love to sing it to wind up a nacho though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320908
You sound like one of those assholes who keeps fighting Hinezumi next to rivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320900
>army of robotic paladin-chans
This sounds amazing and I don't even like paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320877
You give great ASMR, and have the power to arrange the patterns of tiles into a continuous sequence, if any of them are out of place.
You'll probably be popular amongst the more autistic anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320912
You lose there because you are a loser. You have to bet the contract too for the bread.

>>17320914
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are Greek culture, what are you guys doing on this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320916
It's their fault for letting me choose the fight destination, or for dropping their guard near a river in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320898
Who told you that? A trained soldier and a few blessing and you got yourself a lizard. For salamanders you just have to be a bit rougher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320898
Salamanders just want the fight to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320924
Were the Greeks the ones that created horse pussy? They must have been really drunk when they thought that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320899
The bounce from a barometz ball.
The howl from a wolfgirl.
The charisma from a pharaoh.
The floatiness from an ittan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320898
Fuck that 'git gud' bullshit. Who needs to work out when your Hellhound waifu is both as soft as a blanket fresh from the dryer and is so tough she can punch through almost anything?
I know I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320932
I am not Order, so I cant get the Hero Blessing and the blessing is likely not given to everyone, but to the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320948
That's fine.
Salamanders aren't trying to appeal to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320946
The greeks invented gayness, they're to blame for alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320954
Then just learn some magic and buff yourself. And the blessing goes for anyone because Chief is desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320916
At least he bother fighting them. I got my Hinezumi waifu by inventing the first Super Soaker gun in MGE. In fact I got rich by mass producing them and sellimg them to every guy in MGE that wants a Hinezumi waifu and is not a fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320963
Nah, I think I will just get a Hakutaku to tell me how to waifu a Salamander without being a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320967
>mere female mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320967
This is good for future low level hinezumi waifus. With each generation they would be getting weaker and easier to beat, enough that even a normal soldier would be able to do it.

>>17320974
She would probably tell you to become a muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320974
>kid, have you considered a Wurm or something?
>they might be more your style

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320978
Until they're so weak that they give up hand-to-hand and invent the flamethrower.
This is an arms race you don't want to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320983
That's a disgrace to the fire maus race and they would never do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320988
We'll at that point they've been bred into Large Mice, so the point is moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320974
What if she tells you to try breakdancing in front of her? Maybe those sick moves will fool her into thinking you can fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320991
They wouldn't need to use the flamethrowers then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320995
I would hazard a guess that anon is worse at dancing of any sort than fighting.
Truly a disgrace for Wights everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320995
It'll just turn into this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HfIQLNcfsg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321001
I know. I'm not flamethrowerlad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321011
Oh, I thought you were because you're pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321016
HEY BOYS, IT'S AN ALP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320974
>"Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dishonor on your whole family!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321010
>You will never breakdance your way through a horde of enemies that bleed money
Truly horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320995
I would, as long as it make her drop the fighting requirement, I will do everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321058
I don't think salamanders are for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321058
You should probably focus your interest in other monstergirls. There's one for all, but not all are for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321058
It's you again
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321026
I really hope not, Hakutaku is my only chance. I would pretty much just go to a Dragons den and pretend I came to steal her treasure, so I get killed by her or just flatout ask the Dragon to roast me, as I have nothing to live for at that point. Making it all the way to waifuland and my waifu being simply out of my reach due the warrior thing would be worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17320980
I would ear mark all of her books if she said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321073
Wtf? This is my first time in the blue boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321058
You know how monstergirls won't keep a man if they sense they're just not compatible with you?
I think that's highly relevant in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321081
>Wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321074
You could always beg for a sally to train you until you can beat her. Are you willing to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321081
In that case, welcome. Now fuck off back where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321104
He's made it pretty clear he's not.
I guess he's just not that sincere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dhampy is checking herself out in the mirror
>after months of finally sucking her boyfriend's blood, her body has responded to his SE
>fuller hips, a big sexy ass, full, hand-and-a-half-ful breasts along with sensual lips and longer legs
>she's pourting as she turns, lamenting her perceived loss of lithe nimbleness and worrying she won't be able to please her boyfriend anymore
>meanwhile he has to use a Herculean effort to not blow his morning wood whenever he wakes up and sees her hotter-than-last-night body sleeping naked next to him
>she also doesn't realize that now that she's sucking his blood, her relatives have almost entirely backed off, recognizing that they've marked and bonded with each other
>boyfriend has bought a ring but doesn't know how to pop the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321117
If he is not willing to work for his girl he would probably end up with a slime or a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321135
That's probably going too far, there's a lot of races that just don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321081
Cmon man, you're even writing in the exact same 'just walked in from reddit' way you did before
We ain't stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321146
As soon as he stepped out of the city he would be grabbed by a slime or a gob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321151
There is literally nothing wrong with getting captured by a hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

It has come to my attention that abdominal mouths are quite common. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321151
Being grabbed by a gob is a good fate, doubly so if it's a hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my Kobold waifu in her latex bitchsuit and then let her take a nice comfy nap on my chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321152
There is if you're aiming high. He could always brush her off, but since he's not willing to do it then it's gameover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319442
>Would monster girls quote stupid doujin lines the way we quote stupid movies?
What would be the hentai dialogue equivalent to baneposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321146
>>17321151
>anon wants a level 80 storied and scarred salamander girl
>no desire to improve or work for it
>steps out from the city
>five minutes in and a happy, lovely level .5 Dorome is happily hugging him, his bags tossed aside and quest already over
Dorome-chan will make him happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321155
Totally agreed.
Hobgoblin husband would be an A rank end for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17321163
>dorome in a low level area
Shit DM, who dumps a strong monster like that in a low level area.

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This is why Ochi are the superior warrior waifu.

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>>17321168
She just wandered in. And I'd say they're mid tier in actual difficulty level to 'defeat' despite their high magical power and multiplication ability.

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>>17321156
KDF, more writing when?

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>>17321168
You put a strong monster like that there to keep the fear of god in the players. Plus, if they're smart and lucky enough to actually beat it, you can reward them with a unique item that'll shake up the rest of the game

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>>17321168
Doromes aren't that strong though. You can beat one if you're quick and know a handful of spells.

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>>17321179
hopefully never

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>>17321179
Aww jeez anon, I don't know. I've kind of been tossing an idea or two around but getting up the motivation to actually write them will likely take a long time.

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>>17321168
You know how in a lot of MMOs the devs like to set an overpowered or overlevelled enemy to patrol through a much lower power area?
It's kinda like that.

https://s.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2013/10/fel-reaver.jpg
BWOOOOOOO

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>>17321181
>townsfolk tell of a fearsome wandering boss monster that lurks the forest around the city
>it's just Dorome-chan, tripping over herself to pick flowers and hug cute boys

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You know, if it is THAT important for you. You can go to a Lilim and she will corrupt a normal Salamander into one that does not need you to be a warrior anon. Like how Wock is a Dragon that can be made sub without the requirements of the original Dragon.

Yes it is a tall order. But Lilims and the mamono lord ultimately want all men to be happy and they would be moved by your story, even find it endearing and the Queen of Hearts find corrupting normal races amusing anyway. So dont give up, there is a way.

Also KC pretty much said Love is God The Father in MGE and there is no superior force to it. Also MamonObama is highly responsive to emotionally charged desires. Fuck the Sorceror MG is basically a human whose wishes bend mana.

So I really could see a situation where you fight a Salamander and her own mamono mana just rape her into wanting you or weaken her so even you, completely untrained, can give her a good fight even without a weapon. Or the mana of the environment responds to your wishes and bind her.

Fuck you might even become the first male Sorceror equivalent by learning to harness your desire and bending mana. You are weak, but you can literally use that weakness to turn it into strenght. Nothing says you have to be PHYSICALLY strong, you only need to give her a good fight. In the end Love trumps everything and there are no sad endings. So just go and engrave the Salamander in your heart and you will get one, even if you are not a warrior at all.

Or use a Raging Mushroom, in the ene she is a sexual monster girl, so if she is single and has a guy in front of girl raging to fuck her, why not? The Mushroom weaken her to the point you can pin her down and a defear is a defeat, isnt it? Nowhere is it said the Mushroom is not allowed.

Or she might just get so moved by your tenacity, she will just drop the requirement altogether and take you even though you are not a warrior and accept you without demanding you to become one. You know why? Because for all your refusal to become a warrior physically, without knowing it, you engaged in battle with her at her heart and won. You began to do battle at her heart the moment you made your love for her known and since then engaged in restless battle with her. And this is the best warrior she could ever hope for.

Just dont give up anon, never give up. In the end she is not a 3DPD, you will succeed if you only try your hardest, its the law of the settings.

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>>17321156
>no mention of daughteru
There's a spy around here.

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>>17321189
Oh god I remember playing ragnarok. There was this bloody stick or something that summoned bosses and high level monsters.

Oh the time where I had to run back into the city because a huge fire gator was chilling under a tree.

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>>17321199
No anon, it'a really me. Believe it or not my waifu and I would have some time alone together before having our daughteru.

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>>17321196
If anyone would do it, it's the Queen of Hearts.
However, that's more or less a monkeys paw kind of deal. You may not like what you get.

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>>17321196
Tldr kill your self, make that wisp happy

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>>17321202
Original Lineage also had a summon monsters wand.
It was fun to pop that off in town and watch some of the player vendors crumple.

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>>17321196
> Like how Wock is a Dragon that can be made sub without the requirements of the original Dragon.
Even the normal Dragon turns into a >mere female lizard without you having to be stronger than her.

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>>17321196
Or he could just wish for a non battle salamander before he slept and he would wake up with her cuddling him.

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>>17321196
Sometimes I forget just how shit the setting actually is. I'm glad you're here to remind us all.

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>>17321222
Or he could just realize that SCALES ARE SHIT

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>>17321227
That's right. Mofu and scales are trash, human skin is way better.

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>>17321226
It is when you take absolutely as many liberties with it as possible.
Who wants species to be different from each other anyway? Clearly the superior setting is the one where every girl is just a different coat of non-intimidating paint.

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>>17321153
Nip ghost

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>>17321226
I blame the very people who pester KC with questions that pressure him into saying 'fine everybody gets what they've want even if it goes against the profile'.
He's too polite. When everyone is special, no one is.

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I want to cum so deep in my maid's ass that she needs to wipe her mouth!

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>>17321240
Pretty much this.

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>>17321243
eew

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>>17321226
The thread just attracts vanilla hugbox people who will bend the rules to create a perfect girl that has some scales or a tail with no other significant monstrous behavior or activity.

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>>17321243
I want to have a dick so big it enters the horsepussy and goes out the normal one.

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>>17321250
It's just patheticfags who want every monster to be a memehound.

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>>17321250
Custom waifuism was a mistake.

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>>17321167
Hobs are cute. Anyone who ends up with one has nothing to fear.

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>>17321235
>Who wants species to be different from each other anyway? Clearly the superior setting is the one where every girl is just a different coat of non-intimidating paint.
This is the part that annoys me the most. Sometimes it gets to the point where you wouldn't even know what girl someone was talking about if you didn't know better.

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>>17321250
Why do people want to custom make the perfect waifu when Kikis exist?

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>>17321267
It would be adorable having a smug tittygoblin say she'll protect her husband when in reality he's the one keeping her from walking down a broken bridge or preventing her from walking through quicksand or other tom and jerry shenanigans.
I'd gladly do it. Then pass out on her humongous tits every night.

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>>17321289
Same there underrated.

I want a bukanyuu one that acts tough but gets super smug when carried

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>>17321267
Hobgoblins are for extreme titty molestation only. They are not for cute.

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>>17321156
I want to go into space with an anubis, slip a vibrator up between her legs, get her to wear a cosy, form-fitting space bodysuit, hogtie her in zero-gravity, and leave her floating in a bouncy, padded room for a few hours.

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>>17321310
Is it that hard to write "big tits?"

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>>17321310
Would you give her a piggyback ride that leaves you unable to see from her colossal jugs enveloping your head from above and behind?
You'll still hear her 'ahuhuhuhu~'

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>>17321289
>I'd gladly do it. Then pass out on her humongous tits every night.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind giving you a lap pillow, even if she is a small girl.

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>>17321196
>You can go to a Lilim
Can I keep her

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>>17321322
No but big tits don't accurately represent what I have in mind

>>17321323
You know it.
Would gladly accept that 'wide brimmed' boob hat

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>>17321320
That sounds really nice anon, zero-gravity padded rooms sound like they'd be a wonderful time. Adding bondage just makes it better too!

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>>17321333
If you love her.

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>>17321343
I love the lilim!

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>>17321335
How big are we talking? The size of her arm?

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>>17321332
>lappllow while facing up with her chest pillows gently smothering you
Heaven.
>>17321335
Make sure you put sunscreen on the top of those titanic titties when using them as a hat.

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>>17321354
Will do.
Although I'll need to make sure I get the cleavage and underboob taken care of as well.

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>>17321351
A little bit bigger than that.

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>>17321216
But she doesnt turn into a sub.

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>>17321354
It's close to heaven but not quite. Heaven is a hobgoblin washing your back with her tits.

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>>17321367
Dick the daughteru!

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>>17321373
You should put her out of her misery then.

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>>17321226
Why? What is wrong with what he said?

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>>17321377
Also quite patrician.
>>17321372
Imagine her smug, dopey wide smile as you slather and massage those funbags and take some weight off her back hefting them up and squashing them as you apply the lube.
Happy wife.

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>>17321250
I fail to comprehend why a weak guy waifuing a Salamander makes her non monstrous. She still is an awesome warrior.

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>>17321339
Yeah, just think of something like a bouncy castle surrounding you on all sides, and you've basically got the perfect environment for lewd, playful fun. Even better if your waifu has big breasts, so you can see them wobble about freely everywhere. And long hair, so it fans out, whips and spreads about everywhere like she's underwater.
With the infinite possibilities for positions, psuedo-suspension and rope tying, zero-g is the best thing you could ever introduce to bondage.

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>>17321378
Do it never.

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>>17320447
Well shit, I hope that doesn't mean we won't get any new girls until the end of the year, this place is already in a slump, sixth more months of no new girls definitely won't help.

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>>17321398
Doubt it, it sounds like the issue is that he wants to improve the quality, meaning most the real work is done.

He can probably fit in new girls when doing that since it won't take 6 months to do less than he has already.

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>>17321250
So what do we do to shoo these faggots off?

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>>17321393
It's like a guy who wants a Demon but won't sign a contract or a guy who will marry a sandworm but won't live in her and wants her to stay lamia sized most of the time. It just comes off to me as being unwilling to change or work for the one you love, which reminds me of 3DPD behavior. Especially when it's a core concept of their whole profile.
You gotta take the whole girl if you love her. If you don't I guess it just makes you sound insincere and shallow.

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>>17321415
>When people won't accept a monster because she isn't extremelly fat or hyper muscled
This is the worst.

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>>17321395
Right? I hand't ever given zero-gravity bondage much thought but it really does seem lovely.

Imagining my waifu and/or daughteru happily wagging their tails while tied up tight in a zero-gravity room is nice, especially considering their wagging would propel them in different directions!

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>>17321240
Or maybe he actually wants to please his fanbase? I dont see what is wrong.

You want to marry a Salamander by engaging her in combat and giving her a DBZ style fight? Thats fine! Thats excellent. No one prevents you from doing it.

If an anon doesnt want that or consider himself capable then he has other avenues to accomplish it as I just explained. What is your concern about how other anons get their waifus? Nothing prevents you from getting Sally the way you want. It takes nothing away from your experience.

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>>17321367
cute sweaty wan

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>>17321393
Because salamanders are all about getting (literally) fired up over their husband who has awed them with a battle like none before, and they want to basically throw 80% of their profile out the window because "I don't want to fight uwu"

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>>17321415
>Especially when it's a core concept of their whole profile
Yeah that's what it bothers me the most, and they always use the same excuse "Not all the girls are the same hurr" which doesn't mean what they think it does.

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>>17321389
The best.
Gonna need to be careful that I don't start faux-milking her.

And that's before I carry her everywhere and begin showering her in sweets and her favorite treats

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>>17321431
>If an anon doesnt want that
Then maybe he should go after one of the other three dozen girls that DO match his taste instead of bastardizing a girl made for people who aren't him.

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Would complementing her huge ponytail makes her tackle me to the ground?

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>>17321421
I enjoy normal, I just like the rest more

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>>17318691
>Anon starts fucking big strong cow in pic related
>"Are you in yet?"
>"N-n-n-noo"
>"Well hurry the fuck up"
>"Ok"
>He slams cock as hard has he can into her
>She feels him humping her, but he's too small to do her any justice
>"It's gonna be a boring night. Maybe I should go with a taller or bigger guy" She thinks

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>>17321421
I like muscle girls, and because of that I like girls like Onis. It's not like I try to push muscle Dormouses or anything like that.

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>>17321454
She's going to go for a tackle regardless.

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I just want someone to get drunk with

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>>17321474
That's where drunkgoat comes in.

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>>17321444
>as she rides in her boobhat position, hand her up a piece of candy every once and a while
>you hear her happily num it up then feel her reciprocate by smushing her tits with her hands over your head
>wobbling them up and down, pumping them together again and again, self-groping them so that you're buried even deeper in cleavage
>when like this she cutely gives you clumsy walking directions
>"uh, left! Then straight a bit! No no, other left! Aww forget it, just take me now, ahuhu!"

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>>17321464
Muscle mice from mars are a time honored tradition though.

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>>17321485
>Take her now.
Would do.

Gonna fill her till she looks like she got the number of kids those huge tits of hers could feed

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>>17321474

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>>17321462
That's when you fist her of eat her pussy like a steak with no silverware.

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>own your own bar
>a baphomet comes in and you serve her the drunk she asks for
>she starts pouting and chewing you out for not asking for her ID
>it wouldn't be so bad but she does this every time, baphomets are proud about their youthful looks even if they are old hags

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>>17321508
Cut the lipstick and its LIFE.

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>>17321519
Sassy Baphos deserve a spanking.

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>>17321521
>Cut the lipstick
You and I are enemies now.

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>>17321415
There is a huge difference anon. It is not a question of willingness, but ability. It os a fallacy to compare the quirks of the Lizard Girls with a Demon.

Nothing prevents you from signing a contract, nothing prevents you from living inside the Sandworm but unwillingness to do it.

With the Lizards its simply the guy CANT do it anon. So it makes sense that the settings have workarounds to that. Because there is a huge difference between wanting a monster girl but refusing to accept her as she is and being willing to live with that monster girl but just not being ABLE to do so because of a requirement. I am pretty sure if the Lizards had a special pheromone or some shit that made anon able to fight them or that fighting then with all you have is enough regardless of how you actually perform compared to her, this issue would not arrive. But you see, it is not that he is not willing to fight her, he is just not able.

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>>17321521
Teme...

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>>17321521
But it looks cute in that image.

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Would your waifu wear makeup anon? If so ,what kinds and how much?

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>>17321526
>With the Lizards its simply the guy CANT do it anon.
Why can't he? It's only his own shitty stubornness preventing him.

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>>17321508
They look like they are plotting something. Will i get mysteriously wasted tonight and conveniently forget where i am? Not sure if i want to accept drinks from maids now.

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>>17321526
>With the Lizards its simply the guy CANT do it anon.
Wrong. He WON'T. There is nothing stopping him from getting training (even from the Salamander herself!) until he can match her.
He just doesn't want to take that effort.

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>>17321526
>With the Lizards its simply the guy CANT do it anon.
Are you handicapped? No? Then you can do it you faggot.

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>>17321541
the only thing my waifu smears on her face is
you know where this is going.

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>>17321422
It's also the ultimate in sensory deprivation and relaxation. Without gravity, the body can assume the most comfortable position with literally no pressure on any of the muscles or bones. Never in your entire life will you be as relaxed as you could be in space.
And for the deprivation bit, you can even take away the tank and water. Instead of floating on a layer of liquid, pushed down into it, you're completely free from the action of any force, or interruption of any touch. Put your waifu in the middle of a room, floating completely stationary, turn out the lights so it's pitch black, and you've got the ultimate isolated experience. Cuddle with her in that weightless room, and suddenly the two of you are quite literally the only things in each other's worlds.

>especially considering their wagging would propel them in different directions!
Not that effectively, though. They might wobble a bit, maybe spin as well, but because the tail wags back and forth, it'd be cancelling out it's own resultant movement. To propel yourself in space, you need to be acted upon by a force so that you're no longer in a state of equilibrium. Pushing off of something, and throwing or ejecting something from your mass is the most effective method.
Which is why if you leave someone to float stationary in the middle of a room, with nothing to throw or grab onto, it's going to take them a very long time to reach any walls.

>>17321521
I'm not all that into lipstick generally, but the lipstick in that picture is cute. Downright attractive, even.

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>>17321526
So why doesn't the hellhound have a workaround to tame one, then?

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>>17321541
Her biology prevents her from being so. She doesn't need it anyways. She's already beautiful without it.

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>>17321554
It's hot sauce, right?

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>>17321541
Yes, but only at times. A lich wearing Gothic clothes and some makeup is amazing.

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>>17321571
well, she does put it on her food to to make it 'hotter'

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>>17321526
I can't handle bugs so I stay away from arachnes
I'm uninterested in being a shogun or being lordly so I stay away from Ochimushas
I'd like a clever and witty girl, but don't like the teasing aspects of Cheshires, so I prefer my waifu Mad Hatter
I don't see why you wouldn't go through a similar logical process instead of trying to bastardize a girls profile

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>>17321565
If you give him ten minutes I'm sure he can dredge up an argument for that garbage too.

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>>17321541
Almost never, her face is perfect without it. She might put on some red lipstick for a really special fancy outing though, but that's about it. I bet she'd be able to count the times she's worn more than just lipstick on one paw.

>>17321560
You seem really passionate bout zero-gravity sex anon, I admire that. I wonder if a modern monstergirl society would have vacation options in space because now this is something I'd really love to try with my waifu and daughteru.

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>>17321565
raging mushrooms

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>>17321580
This reminds me of Shirohebi.
I'm still angry about that since it ruins the very thing that was unique about her.

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>>17321580
Happy unbirthday, anon!

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>>17321580
because some ppl choose their waifu on design instead of the full profile

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>>17321594
That's... very shallow. How sad.

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>>17321594
>some ppl choose their waifu on design
Those people are what we call "dumbasses."
It's the very definition of superficial.

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>>17321594
>thinking you can choose your waifu
Now THAT's shallow.

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>>17321594
That's not really a waifu then, waifu implies an emotional attachment.

And while we're at it
>ppl
Stop this.

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>>17321593
Thank you! Time for an unbirthday lapdance!

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>>17321438
Its not "I dont want ti fight uwu" its "I could fight her but I just CANT match her" you are confusing willingness with ability.

The Jabberwock demands to be defeated as well to make her and this is also likely the only foolproof method of waifuing one if you dont strike her fancy. Why dont you ever see the same shit thrown at her despite being X1000 stronger than a Salamander?

Because it is a fight that can be won with willingness to do it. So it shows the problem is not wanting to fight the Salamander but wanting but getting rejected just because you had the bad luck of not taking warrior as a career or being born with the right genes.

And please do note, a lot of avenues I gave involve fighting her. If he gets powered by the Raging Mushroom and pins her to the ground, he is still fighting her. If MamonObama responds to his wishes and weaken her, he is still fighting her. If his thirst for Salamander allows him to become a high level wizard during that fight and defeat her, he is still fighting her. If Power of Love affects the probabilities so that she makes every possible mistake in the fight and he fights perfectly, he is still fighting her.

The Lilim alternative would turn her into an entirely different species and not a Salamander anymore, like the Wock is not a Dragon. So it should not disturb you.

I get why you have an issue with my scenario of her falling in love and dropping the fight entirely. But I dont get why the alternatives where you DO fight her go against her profile and bother you. You seem to assume the only valid way is being a seasoned swordsman where you match her blade for blade, where in fact the only requirement stated is that you give her, the best fight of her life. It never states HOW you have to fight her.

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>>17321594
I was attracted to the design at first, then i stayed for the full profile.

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>>17321618
You should re-read the jabberwock profile.

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>>17321580
There's your problem. You're expecting people to be logical.

I like dominate girls, so I tend to gravitate towards them. I have a tongue fetish as well, so it narrows it down to apophis, jabberwock, and sandworm since they've got the longest ones whilst also being dominant. Which one I like the most shifts from time to time. But I'm not gonna take a kikimora, holstaur, or any other girl with good design and do a bunch of mental gymnastics to "fix" them. Appreciate them for who and what they are, and just target the profiles that suit you the best. You gotta love them for who they are, not just what they look like.

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>>17321593
Wait, is that a day in where you have to crawl back into the place you came from?

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>>17321618
>you are confusing willingness with ability.
You're an absolute idiot. Salamanders will train you until you have that ability and if after enough blood, sweat and tears over many months or years you still can't reach her level but you still love her, she will give you a handicap.
The main thing is that you try, they want to see effort and commitment.
>The Jabberwock demands to be defeated as well
This is absolute bullshit and you know it, the profile even says you can whip out your dick and the wock will start sucking you off even if it's the first time you've met her.

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>>17321629
This is how I know it's the same guy before
He always goes on about how 'even the basic monstergirl is a thousand hundred billion times stronger than a basic man!!!1 you have no chance because they're a billion powerlevel!!'

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>>17321618
So train, bitch. It works in MGE, which more or less works by JRPG rules, so you have no excuse.

>The Jabberwock demands to be defeated as well to make her and this is also likely the only foolproof method of waifuing one if you dont strike her fancy. >Why dont you ever see the same shit thrown at her despite being X1000 stronger than a Salamander?
Well maybe if you READ THE PROFILE:
>However, in their case, unlike the original race, they have no interest in simple military prowess. It's better to express your interest frankly. You can confess love, or just tell them up front you want sex.
You really are clueless.

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>>17321618
>The Jabberwock demands to be defeated as well to make her and this is also likely the only foolproof method of waifuing one if you dont strike her fancy.
Have you even read the profiles? The Jabberwork's idea of being defeated in combat is you sexually assaulting her.

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>>17321565
Because the Hellhound being sub does not prevent you from marrying her in the first place. If making her sub, actually was needed to marry her I am sure there would be a workaround. Conversely if lets say, you didnt needed to fight evenly with a Salamander but you needed that to stop her from treating you like her bitch, I think there would not be a workaround either.

The workaround only exists because it is a cockblock, it actually prevents you from having sex with her at all.

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>>17321634
Lewis Carrol couldn't have predicted how that phrase would be used.
That said he was a pedo weirdo himself so fuck, he'd probably be into it.
But no, it's just a day that isn't your birthday in Wonderland.

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Anti-combat guy, you're totally fine with an Ochi wanting their master to get good at swordsmanship and better himself right? I mean it's only fair since you're okay with a salamander becoming the opposite of what she is.

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>>17321618
I think even if you can't beat a Salamander, if you show enough spirit and will she will probably end up liking you anyways. At least that's what i understood from the profile.

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>>17321643
>This is how I know it's the same guy before
The gigantic walls of text and how much he cares about other people being okay with it gives it away too.

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Imagine the shame of being the only Salamander whose husband wasn't capable of fighting alongside you.
How would they even look the others in the eye?

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>>17321665
Yeah it's like I said >>17321641 the main thing salamanders want to see is fighting spirit and hard work. The guy misses the point completely.

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>>17321614
Does she moan the song as she grinds into you?

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>>17321665
This is sorta true. Even if they win, so long as you gave them the fight of their life they'll be thrilled.
You can't half-ass it at all though, so competence is required.

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I want to steal a Jubjub's egg and remove it from wonderland so it won't become a Humpty!

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>>17321582
Zero gravity sex is pretty much my favourite and most ingrained fetish, somehow. Hence the fair number of 0G-themed greentexts and stuff I've written here over time. It also explains why space anubi are a thing here.
> I wonder if a modern monstergirl society would have vacation options in space because now this is something I'd really love to try with my waifu and daughteru.
You've got geniuses like the liches, anubi, hakus and crow tengu, so I think there's a good chance they'd be able to develop that sort of thing. Plus the chemical and material advancements that could arise from studying dragons, wurms, slimes and so on.
If not, then hey, I bet it wouldn't be that hard to find a spell which could create a zero-gravity field, or a potion to reduce or remove someone's weight until they're just drifting about.

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>>17321680
Yes, while also pouring aphrodisiac tea all over the both of us and releasing sexual hallucinogenic spores.
God I love her.

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>>17321670
No idea.

I know I want a strongfat, genki salamander to fight with before going into wrestle sex

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>>17321542
Okay, you have a Salamander who has trained her whole life and on top of that is stronger than most monsters.

Lets suppose I poof you to MGE and you begin to train to fight one. How are you going to make up in a short time all these years and superior strenght? Let's assume you do, it doesn't matter. Because for every month you train, she trains too. So yes you will become stronger, but so will she in the same proportion.

In short, you cant match her in a classical fight without having being already a fighter for all your life or being born as a prodigy.

As I mentioned to the other anon, do note that all the workarounds minus one DO involve fighting her. Magic and exploits are perfectly valid and it doesnt violate the profile at all, it never states how the condition must be met.

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>>17321697
Think you can beat her 1 2 3? She'll show you who's boss of this gym.

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>>17321695
Sex on notLSD sounds somewhat terrifying.

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>>17321670
They'd seclude themselves to their homes, never leaving, afraid of being ridiculed. All she could do is look outside and see her friends sparring and training with their husbands and daughterus while she gets fat and depressed. Her own daughterus would also follow in their mother's footsteps, being sad and depressed, afraid of their classmates making fun of them for their non-warrior dad. They just tearfully pray that one day he'll change his mind and better himself, becoming a warrior.

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>>17321697
>strongfat
Why don't you just fuck men instead, alp.

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What about communication in a relationship though? I mean what happens after the rape part? What if the guy and monster girl have completely different tastes in things? I mean a wurm isn't going to want a vegetarian for a husband, same with an angel and an atheist.

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>>17321705
Not with her to control it and guide me lovingly.

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>>17321704
She can try, I'm more than ready for a throw down with her.

Is it still grappling if I feel up her ass, grope her breasts, or fondle parts of her while we fight?

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>>17321698
>and you begin to train to fight one
All he has to do is fight a normal salamander and not the insanely strong one.

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>>17321698
Why aren't you answering the posts that explain that a salamander wants to see hard work and you necessarily don't have to beat her? Is it because you're actually afraid of conflict like you deny and you're looking for reasons to avoid exerting effort?

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>>17321643
Holy lel you fucking nailed it.

>>17321698
An expert has to train exponentially longer to make the same progress as a novice.
But you're being purposefully dense anyway.

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>>17321709
Because men can't get pregnant, don't have vaginas, and aren't monster girls you silly anon!

Does miss Hakutaku need to explain the birds and the bees again?

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>>17321713
>What if the guy and monster girl have completely different tastes in things?
Then, recognizing the incompatibility (assuming there is one and it's not just a bit of difference in taste), they'll find someone else.

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>>17321698
>Because for every month you train, she trains too. So yes you will become stronger, but so will she in the same proportion.
Not necessarily true. You're going to learn more and improve yourself much more quickly starting out. As you get better, it's going to get harder to improve yourself. It's essentially exponential decay.

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>>17321580
I am merely stating to him the alternatives he has.

I am not bastardizing anything considering what I said exists in the setting (well, the "defeat her at her heart" thing is my headcanon, but it is plausible) and are indeed ways in which he can do it.

Anyway, if you have a beef take it to him. I am simply stating the ways in which he can achieve his goal.

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>>17321744
>I am not bastardizing anything
You're not fooling anyone, mate.

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>>17321415
This is a fantasy anon
Not real life...

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>>17321759
Yes, and the idea is for this fantasy to be varied and interesting throughout instead of having 200 succubus clones.

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>>17321665
That was basically my point, if the guy fights her and gives her his all, he will achieve it. Regardless if it is because factors like mana or Power of Love intervened or just because she liked your tenacity.

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>>17321694
I like the way you think anon, it does seem like there'd be a lot of possibilities. All the nice lewd and sexy stuff aside though, I think it'd be really neat to drift past the moons and planets in a comfy space pod with my waifu and daughteru.

If we did take a vacation like that we'd probably make it a long one so we have time to do all the different sex stuff we'd like to try in zero-gravity and do ll the sightseeing too. Plus we could all get matching latex spacesuits!

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>>17321744
It's deeper than that though
You don't fight a salamander once, get lucky, then never desire or have to fight again, you go for one because you love fighting and want to be with someone who loves it like you
One of my friends is in amateur MMA, simply because he fucking loves fighting and improving. The salamander is tailored for people like him. The reward is not the result of the fight, it's the fight itself, for both man and salamander. To not see that is missing the entire point. THATS the bastardization. It's not 'can you win'. It's 'do you want to fight?'

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>>17321764
I'd skip classes with her.

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>>17321773
Holy shit this. Salamanders are for people like Ryu. It's sharing the love of battle and the fight, not using it as a means to an end.

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Honest question what do you like/not like about storngfat or fit monsters in general?

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>>17321664
Not him. But if there is a particular Ochi that wants that, sure. There are many Ochis out there.

I in particular dont have nothing against a particular Ochi wanting a swordsman.

I was simply answering a question. I was never advocating Salamander becoming the opposite if what she is. I simply stated the canon ways in which he can marry one. Most of which, do involve fighting her.

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>>17321698
Salamanders are mid tier at most though

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>>17321767
Y'know Salamanders just plain like fighting, right?
Tiptoeing around the initial fight isn't going to change that they love to duel and you're trying to pair yourself up with a species that loves something you clearly hate.
See also this guy >>17321773

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>>17321698
Have you ever watched any teen's sport flicks like karate kid or anime shonens? Even if you are weak you can train yourself and beat anyone as long as your spirit is high and you keep believing in yourself or some shit. MGE works on exactly those anime tropes

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>>17321799
That's too much for patheticfags.

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>>17321766
The idea of fantasy is self gratification

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>>17321773
This nails it for me

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>>17321792
If she has a healthy and athletic body she's perfect. I prefer girls who keep their feminine shape and sexy curves instead of rough muscles.
Another thing I also keep in mind is height, as I prefer the girl to be around my size and not hueg.

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>>17321819
For you. This particular girl, however, is made to appeal to people who are not you.
Go dream up your own setting with blackjack and hookers, this is the monster girl thread after all.
Just don't go calling it an MGE Salamander.

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>>17266018

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>>17321792
They're strong, big, but still soft.

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>>17321835
Cute!
Cutest reporter in town!

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>>17321792
Strongfat has solidly hit meme-tier along with the likes of "pear-shaped."

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>>17321792
Fit and lithe is great. Goes overboard into grotesque musculature far too often though.

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>>17321835
No time to hibernate when there's scoops to break!

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>>17321773
MMA is degeneracy, though

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How do you feel about headwings?

[Anonymous No.]

If I marry a high ranked succ can I be a dungeon master too?

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>>17321845
>degeneracy
>>>/pol/

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>>17321851
i personally dont care for them

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>>17321851
Silly at best

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>>17321835
>"Ya hey dere! How's about buying a subscription to the paper, bud?"

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>>17321845
>white sport
>degeneracy

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>>17321842
And that's why it's best on memecats

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>>17321851
Inefficient

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>>17321835
Wintertoskr a cute. She's going to get all the scoops while the others of her kind are snoozing.

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>>17321769
Yeah, I get that too. Being able to drift about in a room as a family, looking out some cinema screen-sized window at all of space, the stars and the planets would be pretty incredible. Plus with you, you and your waifu could probably have fun playing catch with your daugher, by literally throwing her back and forth between the two of you.
I would also like to know more about the latex spacesuits.

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>>17321842
Strongfat to me has always felt like people wanting a fat girl without admitting they're full blown fatfags.

Nothing wrong with muscle but strongfat is the worst muscle type for a girl.

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What do you think would happen if a tanuk wound up meeting her North American hillbilly cousin?

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>>17321773
This is never stated in the profile. Nowhere is it stated that you have to keep being a fighter after you waifu her. In fact you cant reverse the waifu instinct once it is activated.

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>>17321842
>implying a body type that combines girly and womanly feminine features is comparable to the memeness a bodytype that combines two features neither of which should be on a girl

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>>17321899
>swoosh

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>>17321901
They are comparable in that hey both see/saw excessive use mostly because people saw other people use it and decided to use it as well.
You know, a meme.

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>>17321899
Cmon man listen to yourself
The girl that loves fighting so much she selects a husband based on how much his fighting turns her on?
Cmon bruh, just hold the L and date a nice Minotaur or something

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>>17321899
And she can reverse yours

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>>17321895
Other option is it's folks who like both and want them together

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>>17321890
>you and your waifu could probably have fun playing catch with your daugher, by literally throwing her back and forth between the two of you.
Aww man ,that sounds like a game our daughteru would absolutely love! I can just see her giggling all the way through while her mother and I toss her about.

As far as the spacesuits go, I haven't given them much thought at all other than that we'd get to wear them all the time and they'd all be skintight, shiny and matching. I'm sure they'd have some fancy futuristic space pattern on them, though I'm not knowledgeable about the scientific parts at all.

What sort of stuff would you and your waifu get up to in space, besides the sex stuff?

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>>17321600
>>17321604

Couldn't that argument go both ways though?
I mean, isn't making your waifu a carbon copy of the profile shallow, as opposed to making your waifu a unique person that breaks the cookie-cutter mold of the species?

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>>17321932
Excellent false dichotomy my dude.
However, there's plenty of ways to have a girl who falls comfortably within a profile while still being her own character.
You'd know that if you looked at, well, just about any waifufag's waifu here.

My waifu is a unique person herself.
She also isn't from MGE.

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>>17321932
Well that's a bit of a problem with MGE in general. The profiles are describing characters, not races. At least to a certain extent.
For example "All demons are extreme radicals". Maybe I want a demon waifu who can see nuance in what she is doing and see that some might consider corruption bad. But no "They are all radicals", meaning I have to break the profile to create a Waifu that most here wouldn't have a problem with.

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>>17321932
If you think you can just make a waifu you are doing the wrong thing.

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>>17321932
This >>17321943
Baroness Demonfag's waifu is like a giant and purple and has some weird psychology thing going on
But he describes her as following the contract and love of corruption things to a T, so much so it makes some people uncomfortable

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>>17321885
How so?

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>>17321947
>create a Waifu
Red flag

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>>17321932
It's possible to stick to the profile and have differences that don't clash with the core theme you doofus.

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>>17321962
my OC Lilim can beat your OC Lilim.

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>>17321966
Ok Selene

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>>17321966
But I don't have a OC Lilim, I have a OC demonlord. She is way better than the cannon one.

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>>17321947
>I have to break the profile to create a Waifu that most here wouldn't have a problem with.
So you need validation from others for her to be your waifu? What a load of shit.

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>>17321947
>The profiles are describing characters, not races
You're wrong

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>>17321966
My OC could beat up your OC Lilim.
Actually no she can't, she's a weaker race.

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>>17321978
It was meant to make a point anon. Calm your tits.

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>>17321980
You sure added a lot to the discussion there anon.

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>>17321997
I'm just saying. I've had enough discussions here to understand people won't care even if you prove your points.

Again, you're wrong. The profiles show common traits within the species. They're not characters.

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>>17321997
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.]

My original character blilim

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>>17321997
But he's correct.

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>>17321995
I am calm, I'm happily playing a crappy video game as I type this but when someone makes a bad "point" on an anonymous image they should expect replies telling them it's shit.

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You want a Salamander to take you without being a fighter? Alright you will get it, the MGE certaintly allow it. But be mindful that what you desire is not necessarily what you wish for. Sure you fool her into training you when you intend to never fight again after she falls for you, you can even use a hack to easily fight her and immediately have her claim you. But bitch, what makes you think she was not perfectly aware of this from the start, you fool? Slowly she will use her body to entice you with shit like sparring naked or giving you a blowjob each time you perform well. Do you have any idea how enticing a Salamander can make it to train? In the end you will be addicted to train and spar with her. You thought you played her but in fact she played you. How ironic that you planned to use her mana into changing her tastes only for her to end up doing that to you instead. It is like the maledomfag who try to make a Hellhound submit only for him to end up as her bitch.

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>>17321997
It's hard for people to put effort into arguing with a guy who's response is to shove his fingers in his ears and keep posting bullshit as facts.

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>>17322019
I guess that's my fault for not explicitly saying "But I don't do that"

Also, what game?

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>>17322019
No you ain't
I can't feel you butthurt swelling out of you
It flows through yuour veines like fire

[Anonymous No.]

I desire an oppai loli hellhound to snuggle while she grumpily struggles in my arms because it makes her not look tough

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>>17322028
Do I have to say "Not him but:" on every post? I'm not the original guy, I just wanted to give my two cents.

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>>17321922
What do you mean?

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>>17321961
Would be harder to fly with due to where they are as opposed to them being on the back plus having big wings on the head just looks loony

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>>17322056
Lately with people getting more and more in the hugbox side of MGE, they don't even remember that just as you can make them change their points of view, they can change yours by rape/corruption/whatever.

She can make you like X even if you hated it before meeting her.

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>>17322056
Just as you can alter them, they can alter you.
Good chance they will meet somewhere in the middle.

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>>17322020
>muh invincible monsters

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Can't be bothered to quote. But lets say that you don't want to fight your salamander waifu, that's fair enough.

Would you stop her from fighting entirely though? Would you deny her one passion in life and the thing she enjoys more than anything? You're not that much of a monster right? Of course you would let her continue but that means she has to fight people that aren't you, possibly men. You know that Salamanders get aroused from fighting don't you?

Your choices are fighting your salamander, denying her passion in life or being a combat cuck, choose one of them carefully because if you won't fight her, someone else will.

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>>17322069
That actually looks like a fine compromise to me. If anon is too insecure or lazy, whatever, to give her a good fight befofe marrying her. She can postpone that, give him a couple of good ravishings and change his dislike for fighting and training into a love for it. They both give in some ground to each other and meet at the middle. I can't see what is wrong with that. It is a literal win-win.

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>>17321454
Id complement her handsome mustache

[Anonymous No.]

Ren Xiongmao are underrated.

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>>17322099
Ever since Ken I'm staying away from pandas

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>>17322076
Everyone knows that the Wandering Scholar exaggerated a lot when writting the profiles.

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>>17322107
What happened?

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>>17322107
Come now Anon.
Her absolute territory makes her 20% cooler.
Touch fluffy panda.

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>>17322087
I recall the settings stating wives cant feel desire to any other man other than her husband. She can get aroused fighting other men, but it is his husband's face she will be thinking about. It is like a Minotaur seeing a guy wearing red and rushing to fuck her husband instead.

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>>17322132
It's a little different in the case of salamanders though, it's someone else's actions and skill that you could never be bothered to give her out of laziness. That's a little different from a minotaur seeing red.

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>>17322143
>Mamono mana would make you look and act like the guy she loves to fight.

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>>17322124
>>17322116
NO

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>>17322153
What if you have something like image breaker?

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>>17322162
We sure know what that is.

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>>17322143
>"Sorry hubby, I know that it's literally ingrained into my DNA and the very force that is keeping me alive and the unbeatable force that is MamanoBannana. But this guys is really good at fighting so I'm gonna go and fuck him"
The Setting just doesn't allow for that kinda of stuff.

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>>17322162
I wouldn't recommend touching an MG with that.

>>17322168
I think he means the OP hand.

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>>17322173
I'm not saying she'd fuck him, just get all the joy in combat that her kind want from someone else.

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>>17322176
>>17322168

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>>17322179
I mean. Sure?
But I doubt she would ever let you get of the hook and be lazy. she would try to get you in shape no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that in desert kingdoms, it's a common practice for wealthy and powerful mamono to have a harem of husbands?

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>>17322179
Battlecucking is not OK.

[Anonymous No.]

And this is why human girls are better

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>>17322187
>no helmet
bleh.

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>>17322187
Human girls brought Bob, Beast, KDF, and every other shit person who ever lived ever into this world.

Checkmate, pallyfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322185
No

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>>17322184
Pretty much. But if someone went to the extreme to avoid fighting things happen.
>>17322186
This is why you don't avoid fighting, it must hurt a salamander not being able to fight her husband. Denying one combat with her husband is cruel and selfish.

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>>17322197
Human girls brought the people who created mythology with monstergirls and KC into this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jabberwock raises one of her tentacles to your face
>"If you want to have sex tonight, you have to make out with him!"
Do you do it?

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>>17322143
Thats a good point. My problem with them is that you have to fight them (at their level) before they marry you at all. If she is willing to marry me first and train me so I can keep her happy, I have no problem with that.

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>>17322201
In other words, human women are merely vessels through which real people pass.

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>>17322206
Nope.

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>>17322197
>Bob, Beast, KDF
One of these isn't like the others. And no I don't mean because he's black.

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>>17322213
KDF is black?

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>>17322213
It's bob because he's the only bad one there?

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>>17322206
Technically it's a part of her, so yes. If it does bite, I'm done.

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>>17322221
No idea, beast is black for sure though.

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>>17322222
Confirmed.

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>>17322197
Don't blame me asshat, women can't into ligh magic, everyone knows this, its not my fault that others find this appealing.

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>>17322223
Don't worry, she has full control of them, so she won't bite you, but be prepared, the other tentacle might get "jealous" and try to force its way into the kiss as well. Likewise, the jabberwock herself may get "jealous" as well and want to bring her actual mouth in for a kiss, a four way kiss.

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>>17322143
Pretty much. Honestly anon, Salamander is too set on fighting. If you want to get a monster girl that has fighting requirements and waifu her without being a fighter or intending to ever become that, marry a Hinezumi. They dont actually care if their man is a fighter or not, the reason they end up marrying strong fighters is entirely circumstancial and not because they seek such men. They marry strong martial artists because strong martial artists that beat them get aroused and rape her, not because they look for a strong martial artist. They even have a specific weakness to waify them without a fight: water. She will be happy with you even if you dont fight. She is the girl you are looking for.

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>>17321773
What about the whole fact that opposites attract? What about the poet who wishes to marry the fighter, or vice versa?

On one hand you're right that people will be drawn naturally to monster girls that compliment them, but there will always be exceptions, and the "just confess your feelings bro" clause exists for said exceptions.

I think people are getting confused, the clause doesn't exist so people can disregard a Monster Girl's personality, it exists so there's no cases of "a love that can never be".

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>>17321898
>Tanuki has a successful chain of convenience stores in a district of Zipangu
>She also runs a few noodle stands and restaurants
>Overall makes a 6 figure salary which she constantly work hard to make bigger
>Goes to the US to meet her cousin
>Hopes to learn new business practices from her
>Turns out she is a complete slob who eats from garbage
>She also steals food from shotas and has waged a war against her bald eagle Harpy neighbor
She would be very ashamed that she must share the same family tree with that dirty western raccoon

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>>17321929
Exactly. While you and your wife are bouncing from wall to wall, you're daughter's being tumbled and spun through the air, laughing as you catch, cuddle and release her over and over. You could push her away by the butt, sending her flying in a series of cartwheels, just for your waifu to bound off a wall, soar towards the little kobold, and catch her, holding her tight and nuzzling her face while stopping against another surface.
Also, check out mech anime if you want some spacesuit inspiration. They come up with some good designs, usually.

>What sort of stuff would you and your waifu get up to in space, besides the sex stuff?
Oh man, I could talk for a while about this. Waifu pic for reference.
Cuddling, obviously. Just that would be improved by a lack of weight or downward force. When we have to hold on to each other to avoid drifting off, but we also have complete freedom of movement while wrapped up together. I could princess carry and give piggyback rides to her indefinitely, literally everywhere we went. It'd probably embarrass her if someone else saw her clinging on like that, though. But in private. I'd be scooping her up and floating her about just for the hell of it.
We'd have to try zero-g dancing too. No idea how it'd work as a couple, but a weightless couple's dance would be the most romantic thing in the world, I think.
Swimming, too. Again, maybe not completely zero-g, but extremely low-gravity swimming, enough that bodies of water stay mostly cohesive, rippling excessively when you fall into one, but low enough so that you could swim right out, breach the surface, and rise up several feet on your own momentum, before sinking back down again.
I imagine a kind of space resort, where one of the rooms is essentially just a huge sphere. And within the sphere are suspended orbs of water, big enough to dive into, illuminated at their core by soft lights, different colours for every orb to paint a rainbow of glowing ripples onto the walls. The room would be weightless, but each orb of water would have its own weak gravitational field, so you could "dive" between each orb easily. Or breach the surface of one, and fly around it's entire circumference before landing again. Or just find a private one near the wall of the room, and relax in a backstroke, holding hands like a pair of otters, floating on the heated water with a level of buoyancy even the Red Sea can't match.
That's just a couple of things I could mention, before I turn this wall of words into a skyscraper of them.

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>>17322285
She has a moonshine still on the side, even though it's known for making Oni pass out on the first shot and generally causing blindness.

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>>17322279
You're now appealing to cheap cliche and still ignoring that the core desire of a salamander is to get turned on fighting their husband
Salamanders like fighting
"" get turned on by fighting
"" want someone who will turn them on by fighting
These are plain and irrefutable facts of their characters
Deal with it

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>>17322279
Exactly. It doesnt disregard her personality. She still is a badass awesome warrior. Her husband just isnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322313
>you will never have an oni wife as your tester for your shitty moonshine what would probably kill any human.

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>>17322279
>fact that opposites attract
Jesus Christ you actually are pathetic and naive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322279
>What about the whole fact that opposites attract?
I doubt it's a thing with most monsters given that they have roughly codified personalities in most cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322320
Except there is no "deal with it" Because KC provided us with exceptions, like confessing your feelings and those exceptions are as canon as the profile is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322279
>What about the whole fact that opposites attract?
I get that most of the regular users here are kissless virgins but please tell me you're not THAT helplessly naive

[Anonymous No.]

I want the faggot(s) pushing this "You don't have to change, just instantly get whatever waifu you want~!" narrative to fuck off. If you don't understand KC's meaning behind his Twitter answers, then you have no right to continue spouting off a twisted narrative like it's fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322313
>Tanuki drinking away her sorrows after learning that her US cousin sold her passport to buy a BB gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322345
>BB gun
I don't have an image that conveys enough derision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322334
If you confess, she'll say "alright let's see if you mean it" and train you until you qualify.
Weasel all you want, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322320
>You're now
Not the guy from earlier, and you shouldn't do that on an anonymous imageboard anyways.

Also you make it sound like Salamanders ONLY get turned on by fighting.

>If pleased by their husband's words, they'll spontaneously embrace him firmly, and if they see their beloved husband's face, they'll become unable to bear it. They'll kiss so deeply that their tongue is licking around inside his mouth, and if their body flushes seeking their husband's body, unable to bear it, they'll knock him down and straddle him, wildly shaking their hips.
It's easily within the realm of possibility one would fall for a bard type or something.

>>17322329
>Monster Girls of a species tend for have a certain type of demeanor
>Therefor opposites do not attract
I have no idea what the correlation between this is.

>>17322327
>>17322341
Not an argument. Besides, are you actually saying classic romantic tropes don't apply in a setting built around romance and romantic ideals? In a thread where over half the anons want strong confident tough monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Not him but..... isnt the Hellhound an ode to the "opposites attract" shit? Big strong powerful super alpha dominant girl. Gets weak ass, frail, submissive anti-alpha guy and they are happy. So would be a Jinko that finds a non-combat guy in mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322334
This >>17322353
She gets turned on by fighting. Sure, you can move her heart to get her to give you a chance, but the whole point is she will always want you to be trying to match or better her in a fight, which will be initiated often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322354
The correlation is that if a profile says that a monster likes a certain quality in a person, saying that they suddenly like the opposite because of some saying isn't really going to hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322354
They get heated to that point because their husband is the one who stoked their passion through giving them a match in combat.
You keep putting the cart before the horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322361
There's a big difference between "Monster with personality A likes personality B" and "Monster that WANTS personality A now wants opposite personality B."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322361
Sure, but I doubt it's a universal truth.
Like, to use an example here, lizard men are warrior types that seek out other warrior types, amazons are warrior types that seek out men weaker than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322354
...because he's the one who beat her in a fight and that she sees as an equal combatant
I'm done man you've got the whole thread sick of this shit already. It ain't flying, so deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322353
You still fucked her without being a fighter. Also what if you give her a good fight using a Raging Mushroom power boost? Their wife instincts kicks in, she falls in love with you and you dont have to train at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322361
Where does it say Hellhounds specifically seek out 'weak, frail submissive' types?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become addicted to monster pussy to the point that being forced to go without causes me to exhibit severe withdrawal symptoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322378
For fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322378
You clearly have entirely missed the point of the 'fiery competitive rival type lover' trope that KC couldn't make more obvious if he yelled it in broken Engrish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322378
>You still fucked her without being a fighter.
No, you didn't. Not until you prove it.

>Raging Mushrooms
>unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322370
>>17322373
I can agree. But anons here were stonewalling him just for saying opposites attract as if it didnt happened or was a stupid thing to say. When in fact the setting is full of these cases, like most Hellhounds, Jinkos and Minotaurs husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322361
Hellhounds are indiscriminate and will fuck the first man they get their hands on. The whole "hellhounds are protectors who love pathetic men" is a bad thread meme, people who read the profiles know that they see all men as weak and need protecting, even the strong ones who can probably beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322345
>And of course she lost the BB gun after a 7/11 robbery gone wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322381
They dont seek them specifically but it is very obvious they like them and they think all men are weak anyway. Also warriors are the minority of men, so its a pretty sure bet most Hellhound husbands are way weaker than her and submissive to her. Hellhound marriages are filled with "opposites attracts" examples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322395
Okay I know for a fact it says nowhere in the Minotaur profile that they 'prefer' a submissive type of that they prefer ANY type
So it's probably the same for Jinko and Hellhound too
The crux of this is that regardless of whether opposites attract or whatever, Salamanders are specifically stated to desire someone who will give them a good fight, and in the scenarios where you get an in with them even when you don't, they don't give up and just drop it, they simply begin training you so that you will be able to satisfy them with your fighting one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322395
He is being stupid for quite a while now, anon. People are already mad at him and it's not because he just said opposites attract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322408
>but it is very obvious that they like them
Citation.
>also warriors are the minority of men
In the MGE world? Citation.
>>17322403
This, people have put waaay too much stock into thread memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322393
Actually you do. KC implied the training is sexual as well, so yes she will fuck you as she trains you. You dont have to wait until you complete the training to fuck her, it starts along with the training. So yes, you can have sex with her without being a warrior. In fact the sex is likely often used to entice you to remain and complete the training, as well as a reward for improving.

[Anonymous No.]

When is the con thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322405
Well, she couldn't carry both the gun and the bags of cheetos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322423
Surely you can provide citations for all of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322426
C93? Dec. 29th - 31st

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to host an oppai loli martial arts tourney and no one is gonna stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322411
Most men are going to be way weaker than a Hellhound, Jinko and Minotaur. In those cases it is a case of opposites being attracted. In particular the Jinko who is a martial artist that trains constantly, yet she doesnt give a fuck if her husband trains or is a fighter and likely he isnt. I agree Salamanders are different. But dont act like it doesnt happen or its stupid because the setting is full of such examples, just not with Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

To clarify, the reason I go to the trouble of trying defend some semblance of uniqueness among MG species is because the content is already so barely there. If you do things like take away a Salamander's arousal by battle you're left with just cosplay tier stuff for her and in a similar fashion for a lot of girls.
We need more uniqueness and monstrous personalities or SOMETHING to at least keep up the facade that these threads aren't just 'that feel when no gf' simulators
Make Monstergirls Monsters Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322403
But the fact remains Hellhounds can be protectors who love pathetic men. In these cases "opposites attract" is a true statement. Note please, I am not saying this means anything for the Salamander. Just that opposites indeed do attract in this world a lot of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322454
Cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322454
This is why I argue with anons who fuck up profiles of even the species I don't like.
If you take away the defining parts of each profile you're just playing dressup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322457
>But the fact remains Hellhounds can be protectors who love pathetic men.
This isn't true. A man could absolutely destory a hellhound in a fight, put a collar on her and fuck her senseless, she would still see him as a weak man that needs to be conquered. Opposites do not attract in his case, it's just that hellhounds have a superiority complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322295
There was a really cool such resort that I can recall in the anime Majestic Prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322421
Do they dislike weak men? No. Do they refuse weak men? No. Will she accept him? Yes. So she likes him. I am not saying they like weak men specifically only that they do like them. And in cases where such marriages form, opposites indeed got attracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322445
>most men are going to be way weaker than a Hellhound, Jinko or Minotaur
Never stated. And the fact that a weaker man may end up with one does nothing to show causality of 'opposites attract'. They'd enjoy a weak man as much as a strong man, or could feasibly vary Girl by girl.
The point was about Salamanders where that is demonstrably and overtly false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322454
You're doing god's work, it's literally just the same girl in cosplay for every profile if you take away their unique aspects and only leave "girl who loves anon and really likes sex."
She may as well not even have her monster parts at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322368
>>17322374
And a person can skip the combat by confessing their love. If you really want to be anal about it just imagine the guy reading his love poem while she tries to strike him down and he keeps dodging or some shit. The whole point is if someone really loves a Monster Girl, there will always be a way for him to be with her. This is shit confirmed by KC anyways. You can not like it, but that's the way it is.

Besides, all of this exists for the exceptions. You guys are acting like because someone can do this suddenly all Salamanders are now no longer fighters, which is silly. Most people will probably end up with Mice, Slimes, Goblins, and other low level shit and be happy anyways, this exception exists for people already in love with a specific girl. Are you really going to be angry that somewhere out in the world there may be a Salamander and Husband who didn't get married after a battle?

[Anonymous No.]

You're going in circles now.
We're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322403
>"hellhounds are protectors who love pathetic men" is a bad thread meme
Not really. When a hellhound tries to attack someone stronger and gets her shit slapped, why would the guy get together with someone it's clear he'll never get along with? Hellhounds think men are weak and need to be protected, and the only men they'll get are ones that are weaker than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322432
I mean the one where the third world guide comes out, is that it?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone wanna talk about...I dunno, Christmas Cake monster girls sneaking into a school and posing as students?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322486
Yes, delayed to C93.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322428
Its in the tweet. The implication is rather weak, but it is there. The quote basically: "She will enter in a state where she is engaged to him and train (lol) him"

The "lol" (implying there is more to the training) and the fact that she becomes his girlfriend, imply sex is part of the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322488
God fucking dammit. I saw the picture KC made of the sabbath girls and got my hopes up
WHERES THE BOOK KC
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE BOOKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322454
Keep fighting the good fight, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322477
As a 12+ year member of this site it is my sworn responsibility and civic duty to get pissed at people for being retards and special snowflakes who annoy me
So yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322487
We could talk about you typing like an obvious underage off-site faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322466
You didnt read me properly: Hellhounds can (not are, can) be protectors who love pathetic men, just as they can men who destroy them in a fight. In the cases where they do meet the former, opposites attracted, they are opposites and are attracted to each other. I reiterate, I am not saying this has any implication for the Salamander whatsoever. Only that opposites attracting can and does happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322501
>was about to call you a faggot for bragging about wasting that much time
>realize I've been here for around just as long
I need a Kiki or anubis real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322503
Well I'm not. What do you want to talk about that's monster girl related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322508
But it's not opposites attract if she's not attracted to him because he's the opposite. Hellhounds literally don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322454
>>17322501
This gives me flashbacks to that one guy who made shitty mspaint comics and insisted on fighting the femdomfag menace for the good of the thread. That was a riot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322485
A hellhounds unbreakable will is really attractive. It's what makes fenrir so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322468
Oh damn, really? Might have to check that out then. Cool resort concept aside, is it good as a series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322516
That faggot is why maledom shouldn't be allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322519
Fenrir is for ear and tail molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322518
All he had to do was hit her with a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322427
>Bald eagle harpy can't actually tell the difference between the two raccoons.
>Usually ends up mauling the tanuki while the cousin gets off Scot free.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322474
I am not making any argumen whatsoever regarding Salamanders. Having made that clear, do you honestly think most men are even close to being as strong as muscle mountain with "freakish strenght" Minotaur, tall muscular tiger martial artist Jinko and "durable powerfuo body" Hellhound? Is common sense, unless you want to argue the majority of men are warriors or have superior physical strenght. In fact the settings outright says monsters in general are stronger than usual and these are strong even for monsters. So it stands to reason most of these races are married to men weaker than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322516
Oh I remember that thing
>FEMDOM AND FUTA ARE LINKED FETISHES
Although I have to admit it was kind of funny that futa hellhound pegging image was drawn on pixiv a month later, it was a funny coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318873

What is the fox girl saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322545
Maledomfags being retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322525
For every maledomfag I've seen being retarded, there are multiple femdomfags like you who are also obnoxious faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322552
>implying I'm a femdomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322550
Every time I've seen someone say that it involved the other side being retarded in at least equal measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322545
With a lack of content the threads start circling old favorite argument topics. This time around its about how much of thread content bastardizes profiles, stripping away and ignoring certain points, with this specific case being on one of the more egregious examples in salamander and weak/non warrior people.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being a faggot and just train

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322545
Anon wanted a salamander but he wasn't willing to fight her even if she begged. Others anons told him to go find another girl and someone said that mamono mana would find a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322545
Worry not little mofu, go back to your cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322550
>people wanting a salamander to be a salamander is maledoms being retarded
I'm an Ushi-Oni fag and even I think the guy trying to bastardize salamanders is at fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322529
This is why Zipanguese monster girls are scared of the west

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322518
Nah. He's a retard, but salamanders aren't ruined.
Look at that ponytail, those claws, and imagine the feeling of stroking the softer, hide-like skin on the insides of her hands. Also that amazing, reddish-brown skin tone. They're neat MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322550
>patheticfags complaining about every monster not loving worthless doormats, and salamanders having standards
But yes, it's clearly the fault of maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn those Tanukis on Wall Street, running around with their bushy tails swishing, yelling "BUY!" or "SELL!" as you try to wade through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322579
Except patheticfags are just another name for maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

It's weid when you're not part of the shitstorm and you can see it from the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322591
i find it entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322591
weird*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322589
Are you actually this retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322589
>The people who are willing to get good and dominate monster girls are the same people who are weak and hopeless, wanting a monster to take care of them
I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322589
>patheticfags are just another name for maledomfags
I do not support maledom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322514
I take the "opposites attract" to mean that opposite people are attracted to each other. Not to mean that being opposite is a causal factor in the attraction. But what if a weak ass guy went to get a Jinko waifu because she is a strong fighter while he is a weak poet? Wouldnt that case be an "opposites attract" situation where being opposite was a causal factor in the attraction? Also this is just a guess, but I think it is only a matter of time before KC makes a strongass monster girl that is specifically attracted to weak men in the same way a Lizardman is attracted to a strong man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322610
So patheticfags and femdomfags are the same?

[Anonymous No.]

There's always a bigger fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322485
I wont say always. But indeed I think is obvious Hellhounds end up a vast majority of the time with way weaker men they will protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322603
>>17322610
>>17322611
Butthurt maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322626
Patheticfags are a bit more extreme them femdomfags.

>>17322633
I'm more of a switch actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322545
The forum equivalent to Nazi Germany vs the Soviet Union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322626
"Patheticfags" is a nickname people came up with to describe the people who are so limp-wristed they can't even imagine taking initiative for absolutely anything in their relationship with their waifu.
They're like the cartoonish extreme of femdom, except a few do exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322561
But it is true, mamono mana would find a way. Thanks Obama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322644
And what's the name for the other extreme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322653
Chads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322653
Maledomfag, to my knowledge.
It's not supposed to mean "anyone who prefers to be on the dom side of things" like Tweedle Dee up there is acting, it's the people who get mortally offended at the idea of not being able to take charge in literally any relationship they want, including gods. Without a lick of self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anons, please, stop fighting and tell me.

In the end, isn't MGEs all about love, right? And the idea that even the lowest worst males can find love, or atleast, the girl they love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322653
What, guys who would do literally everything for their waifu, protecting her and treating her like a princess made out of glass? I dunno. A helicopter husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322656
Aren't both extremes supposed to be bad and cartoonish? Or only the one you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322582
>Anon walking through a sea of Tanuki traders only for them to start trying to buy him.

I want to see this

>>17322591
I can always go full autism and tall about the cost effectiveness of harpies as police

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322664
Yes.
But oftentimes, the girl who's the best match for you is not the girl you think it is.
Which is why I'd say hand-crafting your waifu is a foolish prospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322664
>And the idea that even the lowest worst males can find love, or atleast, the girl they love?
Even in MGE the lowest, worst men to exist are cursed to never be able to find love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322652
It would find a way for sure, it's the so called brainwashing. It would change your mind so you would be okay with fighting her and the mana would make you strong.

If you're still unwilling to fight, don't blame her when the best way to get her going is fighting someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322627
The only big thing there is her rear.
A Cheshire would be jealous

[Anonymous No.]

Apparrently buck is blaming us for someone making an edit of her picture and that we are organizing some hate thing against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322579
The opposite side is as bad, ignoring the fact that KC said if you love a monster girl there will always be a way for him to be with her and going "no there is not" even when that is the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
Who and what edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322665
Nah it's more obnoxiously aggressive, see >>17322661

[Anonymous No.]

Why are alps so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322664
Like I've said this is more just a particular case of the larger issue of certain people getting disgruntled from how much monsters are treated as different from their profiles. I mean I'm not sure theres really a right or wrong side to this, but some people come here for waifu fantasies and use profiles as a base and some people come here for the setting itself and they rub shoulders every now and again, or at least thats my best guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
What are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
While making edits is pretty rude, buck has a history of being very unstable.

bitches be crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
>that picture

That wasn't even us were to busy hating ourselves to give a rats ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
Buck didn't mention any community by name, just "a group of people." She didn't necessarily mean us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322692
What picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322672
Never said it didnt. Obama provides, I never said how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322671
What does that mean, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
Buck already went and made an all-caps rant against this thread because one (1) person here got mad at them.

This time it ain't even us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
I'm looking at the two tumblr posts right now. Not once does she mention 4chan or this thread. Stop trying to form a brigade against her.
And despite my personal preference for purity, she's right, if a little excessive. It's shitty of people to edit her pictures of her monstergirls, I think, because they have a personal problem with it. Though the best thing for her to do would be to ignore it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322689
>>17322699
Not that guy but some autist done this.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEonMJUWAAEhA2o.jpg
No one's gave a shit about buck here and mentioned her for a long while so this 100% isn't an organized thing from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322670
KC basically said if you have a girl truly set in your heart you will get her, not someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322670
>>17322671
>>17322687
But surely anons can just have their fantasies right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322671
This is in regards to mass murderers. Not weak men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
>everyone is fine pretending that crazy whore doesn't exist after she used the whole thread as a scapegoat in her drug and/or pms fumes
>still blames us for random shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322712
Okay?
My point was that you may not know what would be best for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322711
Oh, the whore moth

Who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322711
Jesus christ that's like a fuckin KYM meme, who cares?
Buck cares, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322731
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322719
What you do in your head is your business, but don't expect people to respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322719
Sure.
But posting it in a public setting implies that you want other people to consider it, so you don't have much a leg to stand on if you want to whine about people calling your theoretical shit out on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322703
Evil people like murderers and shit don't get love, because Eros drops a curse-bomb on them.
Though, the morality is in MGE is twisted as hell, now that I think about it. Because murder gets you cursed, but altering minds to the point of personality death and endless rape are actually fine and dandy things to do. Funny how that works.

>>17322722
Oh, fair enough. I thought by "lowest worst males" they meant murderers and stuff.
I guess if you're a weak asshole, there's going to be some monstergirl out there for you. Like a mouse or kiki. Something to enable your character defects, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322719
On paper yes, but this is a 4chan thread. Fighting about peoples opinions and preferences is par for the course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322719
What others said, you have the right to fantasize, you don't have the right to make others accept it when you post it publicly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322746
>personality death
Reminder that the You of yesterday is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102

Succubi are the greatest aren't they? I love them so much! I'm sure they also love me as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322756
They're kinda mediocre really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322719

"Absolute worst men" in MGE is about mass murderers, and has nothing to do with "patheticfags." Just in case someone wants to use this as an argument that "patheticfags" dont get their waifu in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322756
BLUE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322756
Rip anon, he died so we could all see Alp tiddies

Your sacrifice is valued my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322751
And it wasn't forced to die because of an external force playing around with my mind. The me of yesterday held the same core values, interests and preferences the me of today holds.
I see what you're trying to do. You're still wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322761
I thought the argument was that patheticfags are pathetic, not that they wouldn't get a suitable girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322764

DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322756
My waifu used to be a guy... pfffhahaha, sorry.

Alps are gay and so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322725
It doesnt matter, you will get the waifu you want, not "what is best for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17312202
Shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322782

Alps are made for bullying

>Protections against an alp include laying a broomstick under a pillow, iron horseshoes hung from the bedpost, placing shoes against the bed with the toes pointing toward the door, or placing a mirror on the chest. Steel and crosses are also used. If awoken by the alp and finding him still there, one can address him by asking him to return in the morning to borrow something or have coffee. The alp will dash away at once, arriving in the morning either in his "true" form, or else in the form of a human with eyebrows that meet to receive his gifts. The creature can be convinced to leave the victim alone at this time, but the alp will beg pitifully and at length not to be turned away. Plugging up any holes, specifically keyholes, before a visitation will keep the alp out. Plugging them during a visitation will invariably seal it inside the room, as they can leave only through their original entrance. A light kept constantly on during the night will also effectively ward off an alp. A sentry may also be employed to wait and watch for the alp to attack the helpless sleeper, the alp may be driven away if caught by someone not under the alp's influence. Similar to the German Neuntoter, alps are weakened or immobilized by shoving a lemon in its mouth should it be caught resting during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322768
Aha, I forgot, natural processes are always acceptable.
You've been Ship of Thesused into who you are today, you just don't care because it's "natural."
If you told me all of those orientations of yours had been the same all throughout your life, I'd call you a liar.

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>>17322783
i think he meant more along the lines of:
you get what you truly desire and not what you think you desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
So uh, doing comms again next week. so like, if yall would like some shitty drawings just email or summin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
More nacho? Their popularity is unexpected but welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
Nachos are olev

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>>17322746
You will actually get your waifu, so it doesnt have to be one that particularily enables you. You can be a weak asshole and nothing prevents you from getting a Jinko for example. The only exceptions are Lizardman and Salamander, you must agree to be trained by them to get them.

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>>17322812
Nachos are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322782

Alps are not gay, they are females!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322801
That's what I'm getting at, yeah.

>>17322783
That's kinda sad really.
That some people might be missing out on true happiness because they wouldn't be entirely honest with themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322816
You are trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322812
Nachos are an unexpected favourite of mine, they really grew on me over time and I really shouldn't like them but I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322825
Nah he's pretty much spot on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322825
Lilims are trash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322825
You sound like a nacho. You shouldn't say that to nacho fans, it'll only make them hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322801
The way how MGE works, you will get the girl you fap to, so you get what you think you desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
>>17322711
>Getting completely buttblasted over a text edit
>Of a slut turned into a relatively nonslut
We ＰＵＲＩＦＩＣＡＴＩＯＮ now bois

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>>17322833
You're forgetting the True Love Clause™.

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>>17322821
Depends. What is being honest? Because I already made my mind entirely that I want a Jinko and would be royally pissed if I end up with a Blue Slime "because she is more suited for you." and I am being completely honest that I want a Jinko.

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>>17322798
I'm not saying they're the same throughout my life.
I'm saying that there's a very, very stark difference between a person changing because of what they think and experience, and because someone else outright reprograms their brain for a specific purpose.
One is like you say, natural, and necessary for a person to grow. The other is a person maliciously taking away your will and ability to exercise your own thought because they want you to fulfill a certain role. They aren't attempting to convince you, using their words filtered through your brain to see if that will naturally change your mind. They're forcing the change despite you.

And the Ship of Thesues refers to the ship where parts had to be replaced individually due to necessity, to keep the ship running. The ship, when every part had been replaced, was also identical to the original.
Compare this to the personality death due to mind magic alternative, where the entire ship is altered not so that it can continue running, but because some other person didn't like the way it looks. And now the ship looks and functions entirely differently.

Two very different situations, with different contexts, motivations and results.

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>>17322836
It's not particularly surprising when you look at how she posts and her about page where she boasts about being a drug addict. She's a model mentally unstable tumblerina.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone needs more succ in their lives!

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>>17322675
Why are artists literally the most triggered group of snowflakes on the net?
It's like they're so caught up in their own heads, the moment someone pushes back against them (for whatever reason) they revert to children, only capable of throwing temper tantrums instead of reasoning out their perceived problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
>>17322711
>buck literally screaming "PURITY FAGS!!"

I'm crying tears of laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322879
You say that but barb was pretty chill, he just got depressed and drawn non-mge girls till he figured out what he wanted to do with his art.

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>>17322857
You seem to be under the impression that this is a finger-snap mind control with direct intent.
DE influence is gradual to the point where it's very difficult to notice in males, and the monsters don't actually direct it. It just does.
It's a natural process as far as MGE is concerned.

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>>17322839
In MGE love is sexy stuff. I can see this happening in the cases like the patheticfag. I think he might not be completely honest and just wants a warrior wife rather than a Salamander specifically. In these cases yeah, I see him finding his true love in an Amazon or an overprotective Dragon and find he would had been less happy with the Salamander and that "my Dragon is better than any Lizard anyway." But in most cases the anons will get the waifu they want, that is how it works and KC keeps the fandom happy.

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>>17322884
It just seems to affect online artists more than any group I've personally witnessed. Maybe these threads have titled my bias, I don't know.
There are functional adults inside of people like Barb but they seem to be in the minority, by my perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322711
While it's obviously not made by people from here, seeing Buck squirm over her slutty OCs getting shat on is kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be babied by a Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322868
>boasts about being a drug addict
That's totally going to end well for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322919
One of my e-pals does the same fuckin' thing.
I don't know what it is about druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322876
Muscle Suc, loli suc, tubby suc, oppai loli suc, shortstack suc, tallflat suc, and normal suc!

I want all those suc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322886
When you're being changed to suit the whims of another person, and the changing force is bypassing the filter of your brain to accept or reject that change, it's still the same thing. Wherever you spend a year brainwashing someone, or just two minutes, the morality of it doesn't change.

It might be a natural process which occurs in MGE, but that doesn't justify it. Especially when the "natural process" was outright caused by someone, with the intent to mass-corrupt a world to further her own goals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322924
Why use illegal drugs when humanity's friend is an option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322936
Why would anyone do drugs when they could just cuddle mofu.

I don't have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322936
I want a shortstack Satyros that plays a mean pipe, can out drink an oni, and plays a mean 'pipe'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322937
Mofu is a drug anon, seek help before it's too late.
>>17322940
I'd love a doraf tier shortstack satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322944
Exactly.
A girl like that is for partying with and then taking home at the end of the night.
I wanna catch her the next morning when she's a little sluggish and wearing only a large T-shirt or jersey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322931
Muscle succ sounds interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322944
The nice tanuki lady says it's perfectly healthy to visit five times a day. And the ladies there are so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322919
>>17322924
The about page and the list of what she will or won't draw explain a lot
>south american goffik druggie
>self-contradicting and rambling list of "kinks"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322958
They come in smug flavors, genki flavors, tomboy flavors, and kuudere flavors, along with a few other kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322962
It surprises me that there were anons here that whiteknighted for her after she sperged on tumblr despite receiving heaps of praise prior.

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>>17322955
>only a t-shirt on a shortstack
Nice. You would have to make her breakfast and a coffee as thanks for the wild night, it's only the right thing to do.
>>17322960
I take back what I said, it's already too late.

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>>17322962
>goffik

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>>17322971
You know it.

Some eggs and coffee would be a good way for her to start her day.

Seeing her little tail start going when I set it down and she mumbles out 'Thank you' is worth it.

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>>17322971
It's fine, I mean...they can only take my money right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322978
>Some eggs and coffee would be a good way for her to start her day.
cowboy cofee

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322978
That's adorable, the mental image of a happy shortstack satyros warms the heart.

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>>17322967
I wonder how she even thought to come here and stayed as long as she did, when judging from the info she put on her tumblr she hates loli, and likes /d/ and /lgbtbbq/ stuff and even fucked up shit like guro which is like the opposite preferences from the thread. And the thing that made her lose her shit was one anonymous guy at the depths of a mesopotamian arrow-head scripture amphitheater calling her oc a slut, kek.

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>>17322989
Yep.
Her supping on that coffee and eating eggs would be a fantastic scene to start the day with.

Especially since it lets you see her wide hips and thick thighs.

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>>17322996
Isn't she the one who KDF pissed off by asking for loli art? I seem to remember something like that going on where she got all buttblasted about loli art being CP then saying that extreme guro with lolis was just fine.

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>>17322962
>yes
>cannibalism, eldritch abominations, guro
>no
>extreme bugs such as roaches, characters like rance
>grey area
>foot jobs
I know everyone has their likes and dislikes but these priorities are amusing.
>>17322996
It's possible to like/dislike such things and still stay here, I dislike some thread canon stuff and like mild girl on girl but understand it's not welcome and keep it to myself. Buck just has thin skin.

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>>17323008
No, that's some other artist. Their main thing was drawing latex. And say what you will about Buck, I don't think they'd have anywhere near the kind of reaction that one artist did towards KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323008
Nah, that was some other tumblrina. one who seemed way more off the deep end than Buck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322675
I've considered commissioning Buck, but she doesn't like Yetis and I've seen her outbursts like this so I'm staying away

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>>17322962
>The about page and the list of what she will or won't draw explain a lot
>20
>taken by a wonderful man, 5 years so far <3
>taken at 15
With how she's a self-proclaimed depressed/gothic/asocial/drug enthusiast, I don't think this was a childhood friend thing

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>>17323030
>but she doesn´t like Yetis
to the trash she goes

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>>17322998
Wide hips and thick thighs are important and would make any hardships in the day seem meaningless knowing you're coming home to those and her repaying you for breakfast with a homemade dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a completely platonic relationship with a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323013
>yes:
>guro
>dark horror
>dark topics
>cannibalism
>fuck no:
>cruelty to monster girls/boys

>yes:
>Orgies, gang bang, group sex
>"poly amori relationshisps"
>gray area:
>swinger couples
>no:
>NTR
>"no cuckholding ugh"

insert reaction images of Aidan Gillen making inquisitive faces here

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>>17323030
Wait, Buck doesn't like yetis? When did she say that? I thought she'd love them, what with her fluffy moths and motherly monstergirls and everything.
Not like it matters anyway. I'd still love to commission her if I could ever catch her with any slots open.

And if you've wanted to commission her for art, but don't like her because she doesn't like an MG you like, that sounds more like your problem than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Meeting the Wendigo family in Winterstown

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>>17323047
Exactly, although I don't think I could avoid doing a 'welcome back hug' without me also grabbing her fat rear.

[Anonymous No.]

I was reading this comment at the past thread:
>I know this is a Courage reference, but your post made me remember a Neil Gaiman short story.

Now that you mention Neil Gaiman, I remember his story "Dream of a Thousand Cats" which tell the story about a world where cats ruled, until enough humans dreamed about a world where humans ruled and reality was changed.

(Continuation of the uploaded image can be viewed here as I cant upload more than 1 image):
https://i.imgur.com/VS9Vn3r_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

So anons. Lets us all sleep and dream about MGs being real and every anon having his desired waifu. Lets all put our differences behind and unify in the dream of all anons having exactly the waifus they want. One day we may wake up feeling the paw or hand of our beloved one and cuddle up to her in pleasant sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322795
Do black/brown alps get a special treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323075
That does without saying, fat rears are meant to be grabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323063
Wendigos scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323063
Papa wendigo is just the sweetest man you've ever met
And his twenty two daughters are all cute as a button

[Anonymous No.]

Working out at the gym with a salamander would be great
Weight machines, treadmills and sparring would be great if there was some one to do it with you and go home with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323102
Personally I want to go for a run with one during the early hours of the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323102
Do I get to have sex with her if I do the excersises correctly? If so Im all in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323101
>twenty two daughters
That's a lot of awawa going on in that house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323110
>>17323102
That's a salamander I'd box with and then rail her ass afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323098
Whitecaps seem more concerning as far as little shark-toothed predatory girls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323114
Papa and Mama wendigo are just such cute lovers
The fire hasn't died out after all their years together, and she always swoons when she sees him as he always sighs when he sees her
They just can't help their love!

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that confessing to an out of mating season Jinko you just met, it is not enough to have her take you. You must prove your sincerity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323154
No I don't, not according to canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323164
You do, for example if you do it with a Salamander, you will have to prove it by letting her train you. With Jinko, you will have to turn her abs into your lollipop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323154
That jinko needs to eat some burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322876
My life succs enough as it is

[Anonymous No.]

Are there non-corrupted female magicians in the MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323202
Yes.
But that one is most certainly a succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323207
Proto-Merlin probably is half-Succubus even though we don't know what she looks like yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323210
She's going to have a seibah face and be waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323221
She's even voiced by Seibah in the same way the dude Merline is voiced by proto-Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323202
Plenty of human mages, many are probably dark mages or liches waiting to happen but there's probably some that remain human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323225
Merlin*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323202
Dark mages got to start somewhere. Or they could get a contract with a elemental spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323225
Yep, thats why I made the statement of her being a saber face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322809
I mean, between Yupiel and Baphomets Nachos are my go-to wife monster.
I just can't explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323249
Smug lolis are shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323227
How can they get away with such slutty outfits? And Succubi wonder why they get caught so easily when they try to disguise themselves as human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323255
More mobility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323249
>nacho
>baphomet
>yupiel
I think the explanation is probably that you're a lolicon.
>>17323255
Slutty outfits are an RPG adventurer's trademark.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick one

A hard-working eastern diamondback lamia who wears plaid, has a farmer's tan, speaks in a gentle southern drawl, and smells lightly of hay

A quiet slime girl with a precious smile who drinks shampoo and bodywash, because she likes it when people compliment her for smelling nice

A jinko who really wants you to fight her, so she can throw the match and act submissive in her defeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
The third. Bullying cats is where life is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
The lamia sounds like a nice friend. I'd work in a farm with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
I want to fuck the jinko from behind and hold her arms so that her submissive face is visible to all the other jinkos who watched the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323264
>Slutty outfits are an RPG adventurer's trademark.

Both in fantasy and sci-fi setting. Robutt lovers rejoice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323081
Oh hey, I made that post. Just read Dream of a Thousand Cats too, pretty neat.
>Mmm. Nice plump loli.
>Little Anon, I would like to see anyone - prophet, king, or god - persuade a thousand /mgt/ users to do anything at the same time.

Also, if you want Neil Gaiman stuff to the thread's tastes, check out The Dream Hunters. It's about a kitsune who falls in love with a buddhist monk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
What's with everyone saying nacho? Is it a named OC or something? And what is she, a succubus or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323284
I love retarded RPG outfits so much. I don't care if they don't make any sense, they're sexy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323301
Aren't nachos those things that you eat with cheese sauce and look like doritos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323291
Maybe not a god, king or prophet but waifus shall.

Putting the link of the first image since for some reason, it got uploaded with a shitty quality and it doesnt let me upload the image from imgur:

https://i.imgur.com/VS9Vn3r_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319108
i preferred her as a wolf but o well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323340
Spooky kitty cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323340
She would've made a cute fix too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323345
She looks more like a spooky wolf-cow for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323310
>>17323301
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323339
Maybe. /tv/ did crash that one plane, after all. Maybe enough minds sharing a strong enough desire really can alter the world.
What browser are you using, anyway? I have to chop off the underscore and everything after it to even view the image you're trying to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
What if I want to be submissive to the Jinko and get raped by her after she gives me a good trashing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323266
I'll take that slime off your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323340
Wait, why are you downgrading her from a fox to a cat?
You even replaced the flower with a piercing. What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323249
S-sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323370
Commissioner instructions, i woulda kept it the same too, but had to change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322795
Since that prevents an Alp from getting in your bed, could you do that to trap one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323376
English, loli, vampire, femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323264
I do enjoy other women as well. It's just if I had to choose a wife it'd be one of those three. Especially Nacho.

>>17323250
That's your opinion and you are most certainly welcome to it, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>How anon met his Holst wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLuuVGzvKqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323364
Chrome, it lets me upload from any site, just not imgur and the I uploaded from tumblr got in a shitty quality. I cant even upload it to tinypic. The image simply refuse to be uploaded! All I can do is give the links:

https://i.imgur.com/330Wjys_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

https://i.imgur.com/VS9Vn3r_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323380
Please link your commissioner back to this post. I want to tell them that they have objectively shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323350
fox*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323398
Im here? Wanna say something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323395
Is that something which lets you view the images inline? When the links have that URL format, the image comes back as broken to me.
You have to change
https://i.imgur.com/330Wjys_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high
to
https://i.imgur.com/330Wjys.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323406
Foxes > cats
Flowers in hair > Ear piercings
You were doing so well, but then you had to go and ruin it all. Fite me irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323393
Imagine them telling that story to the kids
>The way he shove me forcefully into his car... Ahh~ how romantic~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323406

[Anonymous No.]

As soon as the portals open I will loudly declare my love of big breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323420
>What happens when Anon decides to be more assertive
>And takes advice from his married soon to be Sister in-law Mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323408
How do you get them on that url format?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323423
100% breeding material.

[Anonymous No.]

>Adopted by a quiet, gruff man after his Kikimora maid picked you up off the streets and brought you home
>They had a daughter two years your junior
>She decides on you as her master
>Even decades later, she still calls you onii-chan instead of master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323431
Sisters in law are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323433
You mean the short one ending ".jpg"?
By uploading and posting from Imgur like a normal human being.

[Anonymous No.]

If she hits you hard, she fucks you harder. Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323406
You're a tosser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323440
I do it and instead get the long url.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323423
>Swordsman
>Wolfgirl
>Eyebrows
>Kind face
>Those fucking breeding proportions just want to fucking bathe her in semen and fill her with pups holy shit
>That strip of fabric just covering the front and rear, leaving the sides exposed

My dick could shatter swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323398
Lol he is actually offline but it was fun to read the replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323423
What a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323452
>That eyeliner
>That plump
NEED TO BREED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323452
That fox is getting filled with kits.

[Anonymous No.]

Do abusive wives mgs exist? And what monsters are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323470
Do Nachos count? Also Cursed swords and Redcaps probabaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323470
What do you count as abusive? There are plenty of monsters who are described as sadistic and cruel, but supposedly thats a way of showing a genuine emotion unlike real abuse.
By our standards probably yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323470
Salamanders that got proposed by weak anons. She will train you and that includes hitting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323470
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323442
>You will never be a Thief who gets attacked, molested and raped by big strong Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I want to laze all day in bed with a Mino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323493
Don't they see they are rewarding thievery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323496
I dont know anon. Those punches look pretty painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323493
They'll never catch me and my Phantom wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt594nYBPQA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323511
The guy was obviously a masochist, it clearly doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323522
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323376
https://exhentai.org/g/955330/5ca48adcd2/ Part one
https://exhentai.org/g/1050175/0a46e5036b/ Part two
https://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/ Bonus round

It was me, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323524
No one gets a boner when they are getting beaten, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323520
>The main character's Persona is named Arsene
>Arsene is the first name of an iconic fictional master thief
>But the root of the name "Arsenios", also means "virile male"

Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323495
Strong, tomboyish girls are the best for that. I can just imagine being in bed, snuggled up with one, occasionally doing something on a laptop before turning back around and kissing her as she's playing a game or whatever, eating some food in bed together, lazily having sex every so often, her giving you a blowjob while you're shitposting, you going down on her while she shitposts, before going to sleep for the night having a very long and passionate sex session, and falling asleep facing each other with her arms holding onto you for dear life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323531
The implication in the pic is that it was caused by having her abs so close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323470
Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323532
I'll try to live up to that name in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323532
So that's why he's swimming in pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323543
Your name is actually Arsene? That's a cool name. I'm envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323534
>her giving you a blowjob while you're shitposting, you going down on her while she shitposts
Truly this is heaven. She can shitpost on /fit/ all she wants as I please her.

Plus there's the moment we got to sleep together and she's holding me like a teddy bear, with my face pressed against her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323551
Well...it's my phantom thief name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323493
>Be an average thief, seeking some cash to get through the everyday life
>Hear rumours about a Dragon and her hoard hiding in the mountain and decide to pay a visit
>The journey is quick and easy, treasure is already in sight
>As soon as the first gold coin goes inside the bag, the whole place shakes and the terrifying dragon shows herself
>She just stares for some time before sighing, mentioning that "it's just another thief" and going back to sleep
>She's jaded
Guess what anons. It's time for some heavy
dragon healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323541
Ah, that brings me back to those days when /k/razyanon said he'd live on his house's roof in the middle of a minefield to avoid being raped through the floor by Ushi Onis, and that Amazons were horrible shitty MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>spend a decent amount of time preparing a nice dinner for ogre wife
>she simply slides all the food into her mouth and swallows after two chews
>still compliments you on the many flavors and textures of the dish
>has you for dessert

[Anonymous No.]

Hug her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323553
>she's holding me like a teddy bear, with my face pressed against her breasts
I also like the idea of of holding her with her face pressed against my chest, petting her head all the while. Sometimes even the tough girls wanna be coddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323580
no way dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323562
I thought the rape through the floor thing was when in the throes of passion an ushi cratered her way down from an upper floor of a building to the sub-basement, not just a dude being grabbed from below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323580
Hug her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323580
Hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323559
>You'll never be a thief set out to steal her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323593
God... just imagine the handjobs. Exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this elf trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323617
Giving us an example of extreme shit taste.

Damn, i hate those gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find a Kikimora you've never seen before sitting on the floor in your bathroom, your dirty clothes strewn about, pressing them up to her face and taking in a huge lungful of air one after the other
>Ask her who she is and why she's in your home
>She bolts to her feet with a look of shock on her face and gives a weak excuse about being able to see that something had knocked over your hamper through the window and she was just cleaning it
>Your bathroom is on the second floor
>And somehow your doors and windows were still locked
>Also there's a puddle where she was sitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323622
They are really bad, I hate them too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do I commission for extra heretical smut with Khornettes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323602
After a few sessions of talking and showering her with affection she'd be too clingy and willing to give eveything she has. If you prevent a dragon from becoming a zombie she goes nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323639
Everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323629
Ive always wanted to wander by my Kiki doing laundry and furiously sniffing my gym clothes as she puts them in the washer. Bonus if she catches me and we just act like it never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323639
That feel like a Ittle thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323639
>Who do I commission for extra heretical smut with Khornettes
Do you pay in lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323648
>Ittle
Fuck, meant Ittla

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323622
My brother in hate. They're the dumbest thing. Like the end in the exact place you don't want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323629
>Kiki gets caught breaking into Anon's home and sniffing the laundry
>She bluffs her way out of the house by pretending to be Anon's maid
>He falls for it
By the time Anon realizes he doesn't have a maid she will be long gone. The perfect crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323653
I don't care for Lilims so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323664
Probably take the boxers with her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323665
>Doesn't pay in lilims
wow ok

[Anonymous No.]

So if we go through the portal what would our status in society be? I mean would we be treated like outcasts because we just came out of nowhere or would they be accepting? Also what do we do to make money and starr our lives? Any anons want to start a hunting party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323698
We would be the equivalent of ayy lmaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323698
our waifus are waiting for us and will pick us off one by one

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grab a wind elemental by the haboobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323698
See the posts above. There are no portals, anon must just dream of a world where all anons have their waifu and when 1000 anons dream it, reality will change and we will wake up with our waifus. For our waifus, it will have always been like this, but for us, it will be the start of a new life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323698
It depends on how many people go through the portal. If there are enough of us there we could start our own community and hopefully be recognized as such by their societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323629
I'll punish her by shoving her face into my armpits. That'll show her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323723
Jesus christ how heartwarming
>>17323734
Lets see theres 120 individuals posters in this thread so that a decent start. What a strange town that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323734
My model is that every anon will go to a parallel universe of MGE to avoid population problems. So just 1 anon per world. We barely stand each other online, you really think we would tolerate ourselves in a real community?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323749
Aw I like you guys thats part of the reason I keep coming back here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323749
It's true, but to be honest i don't like the odds if we are alone. I'm not a smart guy, i would probably get injured or lost traveling around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323761
Yeah, except I would not want to live in a town where Hellhounds and Salamanders/Lizardmen are constantly fighting each other because their husbands cant stand each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323774
I think, statistically, other anons would be far more likely to commit crimes other than rape against anons than MGs would unless we're talking about an anon that's into teh gay and turning other anons into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how an Automaton would react to watching gundam with me.

Granted, it really wouldn't be different towards me watching a WW2 movie but I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323678
You're too easy to spot Losenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323774
You are with your waifu. How will you get injured or lost? For example, my waifu is a Jinko and I am fine living wherever she lives, she would provide for the food and give me enough time to enroll into an Inari Cooking School and be the husband she deserves to attend her with her favourite meals when she returns home from a fight or training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323808
That only happens assuming your waifu finds you instantly once you go through the portal. But what if you have to go by yourself for weeks or even months until you find your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323804
WillWriteForLilims.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the MGE version of the Zao Fox Village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323842
Do you really want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323562
can anyone remind me how long ago this was? i remember it but all the year blur together

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323835
The overall model here for the portals is that either:
A) The waifu will step in and drag us through

or

B) You will spawn in front of your waifu. For example, I would spawn in front of a Jinko in mating season.

Mamono mana is responsive to wishes, so likely the portals will open for the anon in front of the monster girl he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember guys when you finally meet your waifu to say "Thanks Obama!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323848
Seems like a nice place to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323863
>My waifu is a Kiki
It would be incredibly awkward to spawn in front of her and not be able to maid her because i don't have a house for her to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be fishing in the mist continent because you gotta eat somehow.
>You've caught enough fish to feed you for a couple days if you dry them, thankfully.
>Suddenly you find a loli jinko sitting at your side and looking up at you expectantly.
>You freeze up in surprise but she doesn't seem to be doing anything, merely sitting there and watching you fish.
>So begins an uneasy peace as the jinko and you sit by the river, fishing.

Better give that loli a fish when you head out, never know if an oneesan may be watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323730
>Your waifu genuinely can't remember a time before you
>As far as she and everyone else can recall, you were born here and grew up with her
>So she doesn't quite understand it when she feels the occasional surge of elated relief and tearful joy, tinged with a shard of pain and loneliness from you
>Nor does she understand it when you hold her tight and tell her you're so happy you made it to her
>Or when she catches you looking at your secret stash of paper paintings. Shiny, utterly lifelike images of unfamiliar people, always human, standing amidst giant, alien metal structures which couldn't exist anywhere in the world she knows about
>She remembers when the two of you played as children, but you remember the years and years spent in a world tearing and dividing itself up, wishing for something better
>You told her the truth once, one morning. It took six hours to really convince her, showing the photos, the only memento which came with you, as proof. You spent the rest of the day unloading about every aspect of your life and that world to her. By sunset, your head was on her lap, she was asking questions about your family, friends, trying to wrap her head around the internet, and all the different kinds of civilisations
>When the two of you went to bed, she told you how happy she is that you made it to her, too. You fell asleep in each other's arms, holding on so tight you felt no force in the universe could pry you apart
>The sun rose, and you woke up together
>You asked her, "Hey, about our conversation yesterday. Was there anything else you wanted to know, about my world?"
>And she just tilted her head at you, confused smile on her face. "What conversation? What do you mean, 'your world'? You've always lived here, dear. We grew up together. Did you have an odd dream?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323842
Holy shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iLDAGNiPRro

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323896
Giving her a fish is the first thing i thought about doing when you mentioned a loli Jinko. Not sure why, maybe is that cat charisma that makes you dote on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323887
She likely already has a house prepared to maid for you, an abandoned house or something she keeps ready for the day she meets her master. Or just go to a town and exchange your ultra rare Android or Iphone which is literal alien technology, for a house to either the Sabbath or the resident Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute zombie post horror movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323917
Fml forgot i had the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323917
>Freddy vs Jason is now a Romantic Comedy about 2 girls fighting over a man they both love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323914
Maybe.

Regardless, she'd love nothing more than to munch on a fish.

She may not even mind if you give her ears a scritch as she eats either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323915
That's pretty damn convenient. I hope it is not "abandoned" in a spooky way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323917

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322804
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323928
Maybe it is anon, maybe it is. Again you can always exchange your mobile phone for a house in a city. Or just go to a super wealthy Hakutaku, she would pay a literal fortune for having memories and knowledgement of an alien world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323925
>Sweatingtommyjarvis.gif

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>>17323952
I remember some isekai series where the protag basically sold off his phone, and marketed it as a device "which could control time".
Then he took a photo of someone, showed them, and spoke about how he'd froze that particular moment in time within the phone for them.
I'm trying to remember which series it was, but it's bugging me that I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323952
So the possibilities are endless, huh.

I wish the portals were real so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323971
We all do, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323915
>Give phone to lilim
>Phone is at capacity with lilim pictures
>Lilims and nothing else
>Lilim now has a lilimfag in front of her, but lilimfag is none the wiser having forgotted about the images, let alone imagining the lilim would understand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323842

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322582
>>17322667

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323987
He is gunna get rap'd. I also imagine he is going to show off the phone, literal alien husband and full Lilim gallery to all her sisters and her mum.
>Prepare for an akward dinner with the Mamono Lord and her sisters. As multiple Lilims look at you with eyes of hunger wanting to steal you from their sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324001
Cute tanukis!
Seed money is kinda lewd though.
Isn't that basically just a marriage proposal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324001
Would you have to place a bid to participate in her IPO, if you know if what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324001
I already have stock in news squirrel tail warmers, they're in high demand right now, buy before it crashes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324030
their IPO is an I P U

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323917
I wish you'd fuck off with posting western shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318303
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323971
They really are. Actually here is another possibility:

C) You spawn in a monster town and you simply trade your phone and whatever tech you have to the Lilim or highest ranking monster there. In exchange she presents you the real in universe Encyclopedia and you choose which waifu you want, including herself if you wish so. You even get to give her the description of the ideal waifu of that race and she will get it. You want a Hellhound that is a 7ft bouncer with abs and muscles that would make a Minotaur look like a kitten? She will get her. You want a mantlet Minotaur? She will get her. One of the few rare femdom Salamanders that actually look for a weaker man as her husband to rape with her superior abilities? She will get her. A mantlet Minotaur? Done. Then she will leave the room and leave you alone and a few hours latter your waifu will step through the door and take you to your new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324046
>Western
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324057
Why did you post about a manlet minotaur twice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323899
That's scary. To know the truth but everyone else, including your wife having false memories of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324072
Anon there really wants a minitaur.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress up my smug waifu in cute clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324095
>Shortstack minotaurs that are strong but self concious about their height, or lack of it.

Cute!

>>17324097
She looks far cuter in those clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324095
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324111
People with shit tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324111
That's a nice cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324097
I want to see my smug waifu try and stay smug
>"H-Hora, you really have such d-deplorable taste in clothing. Since I went through the trouble of wearing this, the least you could do is bow down and- ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES?! DELETE THOSE NOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some shortstacks aren't happy when you point out the difference in height and may think you're making fun of them.

Don't tease the minitaurs or small onis too much, they may try to get back at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323940
[e-mail]
gonna start next week but yall can send deets now or summin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324155
Please anon cooperatr with the Waifu Plan and when you go to sleep dream about having your waifu in a world where ALL anons have their waifus. We only need 1000 anons to make it happen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324111
>>17324155
I want to tease my shortstack Minotaur by snuggling her when she acts tough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324168
But anon!
She can't look fierce with you groping her like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324175
As long as she is still proud, I'll take my fill of teasing and lewding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324168
Anon's fuel can't melt steel minos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324097
I want her to be secretly happy that I find her adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324093
There's something I really love about that kind of mysterious supernatural isolation, but it's hard to really describe it.
It's a little bit Groundhog Day-ish. No matter what Phil tries to do, each day resets, and only he has the memory of it. Even when he goes to bed with the woman he loves, having poured out his heart to her and touched hers with months of starting over, he still wakes up at 6:00AM to the same broadcast, no-one else the wiser.

Re:Zero, whatever your opinion on the series is, does something like it I really love too. The main character, Subaru, is just one day torn from his world and thrown into another, with the ability to "restart" from a "checkpoint" each time he dies. Some seemingly malevolent power actively stops him from talking about his origins or ability to anyone else. But most of all, he is the only person in the world who's immune to a power which erases a person from history and memory. When someone is erased by it, he is the only person in the world who remembers them. Those two factors mean that no matter what, there will always be things he knows he'll never be able to tell anyone, even the people closest to him. That knowledge creates a distance and isolation between him and literally every other character, that no matter what, can't be bridged.

Now add another layer onto it. Imagine after you told your waifu about your otherworldly origins, and she forgot. You somehow get the opportunity to speak to the Demon Lord and the Chief God, and you tell them both everything. Everything you told your waifu, you tell them, plus the fact that your waifu forgot entirely come sunrise. They both come up with theories, are able to understand you and your world with their nigh-omniscient knowledge and perspective.
They both even cast god-level spells to protect their own memories, altering the fabric of reality to ensure that they can't be lost or forgotten. Hope glimmers as they converse, ensure you of their omnipotence and ability to unravel this harrowing mystery.
And then, as you're talking with them, and the sun rises, they both pause for a second, and ask you why you're there, and what you want to talk to them about.
Consider the implications that there's some force or, god forbid, an entity, focusing on you, making sure that for some reason, reality is rewritten every day to make people forget the truth of your origins, if you tell it to them. And that that force or entity is even stronger than the literal gods of the setting.
I think that kind of helpless isolation and vague, enigmatic supernatural terror is quite amazing in its own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324168
This is how chocolate milk is obtained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323899
That's hellish and terrible, I would off myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324277
Really? Even when you're living a happy life with the monstergirl of your dreams? The one person who will accept you, and love you more than anyone else in the world?
Who'll understand you more than anyone else will? Except for that one little detail, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324288
I ain't letting no weird-ass cosmic power fuck with me, end of story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324294
How do you know it's fucking with you? It could be trying to keep you with your waifu, and the stipulation that she can't know about your past and origin could be necessary for the two of you to stay together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324288
Don't like it. Either total fabrication or I stole somebody elses body.
Even mindflayers are more merciful.

[Anonymous No.]

Would being oblivious to a yanderes actions cramp her style?

[Anonymous No.]

Will there ever come a day where Paladin's and Succubi love and fight side by side with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324294
Unless you have ultimate knowledge about how universe was created and other stuff, you are being played by weird-ass cosmic power at this very moment
Why not off yourself right now? It could be a dream as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324320
Actually, I believe that would enable her further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324314
>Either total fabrication or I stole somebody elses body
Follow the reply chain and you'll see the original scenario involved a retroactive reality alteration event. So not necessarily a fabrication or a body-snatching scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324262
If that happens then what's the point of talking about it? You lose your "existence" so to speak in this world and appear in the MG one, why not just continue your life over there and be happy even if everyone around you have false memories?

I wouldn't mind if it was just about not talking about my origins, but if it gets more complex and the new world itself gets slowly deleted like in that Re:Zero thing then it would be too fucked up for me too handle. I find scarier not being able to trust reality than not being able to trust my memories to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324325
What if you would take it in stride? Like just laugh off how she is super clingy and makes really red or pink food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323899
Time to contact the local flayer psychic ward. Fuck this bullshit. If I have a happy waifu and a happy laifu, who cares about my false memories. Her version sounds happier anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324053
http://imgur.com/a/IUhQM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323899
Why would i want to remember my abusive childhood? Id rather not know where this emptiness and depression comes from so that it can actually heal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324381
i need to get around to reading whatever writefaggotry she originated in. anyone got link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323777
Why is the Hellhound considered the opposite of the Salamnder? She isn't, the Minotaur is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324429
Aren't Minotaur the opposite of Holsts? Like the dire version or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324426
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17A2MqjN-BmHHIAYi6DwA9lsS_BvGlIPwcGqKfjrCQj4/edit?usp=sharing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324341
>>17324358
>>17324411
I suppose that's also a solution. Either ignore it, forget it, or outright alter your own memories. After all, if reality's been altered to make everyone think you've been there all along, and you alter your own memory to match, it's basically the same thing as actually having lived there all along, isn't it?
Even the mindflayer who alters your memories will forget the truth come dawn.
Of course, you'll forget all about the world which makes you realise just how great the one you live in now is. It'll change who you are on a fundamental level, obviously. Would you really be okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324320
Remember to beware of sexual predators at night, and walk after dark in MGC, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324442
I already have personality issues so bring it on.

On another note i think whether or not you realize the world is great is irrelevant. As long as you have a loving wife you could live in hell for all you care, which you can in MG world apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324452
>and walk after dark in MGC
Who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324320
Remember to beware of sexual predators at night, and don't walk alone after dark in MGC, anons.

>>17324456
Yeah, just noticed that typo. Or... freudian slip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324438
>/tg/ campaign
huh. not what i was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324460
I would probably die of laughter if this happens to me since i go to the onee-san church every day and i'm a zealous believer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324442
If i forget everything here ill stop feeling worthless, i might not be depressed any longer.

Ill forget about the family that never loved me and all the times i stated what i think of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324314
Its not a fabrication or stolen body, this shit happened:

http://i.imgur.com/VS9Vn3r.jpg

Basically:
>1000 anons dream about having their waifus in a world where all anons have their waifu
>This cause a reality alteration event, where reality is changed all the way to the past in a world where MGs have always existed (or at least came to exist at some point in the past) and all the anons that ever posted in a monster girl thead at 4chan are with the waifus they want.
>Only you and the other anons remember the world of before.
>To everyone else, life has always been this way, at least since the horrible monsters got turned into monster girls in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324485
Do you have the accumulated memories of the current reality as well as the former?

[Anonymous No.]

Time for Evil Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324510
I want to be the plucky sidekick to a evil girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324435
No, Salamander. Think about it, strong warrior girl that expects her husband to do nothing else but eating, sleeping and having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324503
Yes, at least taking in count the greentext about wanting to tell your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>not having an insecure flat sugar mom.
>she will never admit she's involved in mammonobama smuggling.
>not giving her the best night out on the town.
>not making her feel young again
>not dicking her so hard she falls asleep in your arms.
>not giving her kids so she can be a mother.
>not proposing at the former order village you met.
>not coming home after work to her working hard on dinner.
So what if it's the make up that gets her theough the day? She gets me through mine.

>that's gay!
Yeah yeah fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324485
Please stop posting. This is getting Tulpa level retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324544
Not him but that's 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324544
>>17324551
Oh, I thought you were responding to someone.
Turns out you already know what your problem is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324539
Oh, that's dumber than I thought. Forgive the inquiry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324548
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324559
Wait, I didn't really understood the question, I thought you meant if we had memories regarding the former reality. I don't know if we have accumulated memories of both or only the former, you will have to ask the guy that made the greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324510
What about ineffectually evil girls? Like a P'orc war chief who plans to raze a town but gets sidetracked by the shops and later decides to spare it because she likes the barbeque restaurant there. Or playing Pinky to a lich's Brain?

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse sleeping curled up in her teacup, gently moaning and drooling on her husband's thigh.
Jabberwock sleeping on a hammock between two mushrooms, her wings folded over her husband as he lays on her torso.
Jub-Jub gently humping her hubby in her sleep, his face buried in her breasts as they sleep out in the open air.
March Hare giggling at a lewd dream, curling up tighter against her husband in their egg shaped bed.
Cheshire sleeping peacefully, purring with her husband's dick in her mouth and her ass smothering his face, the wind gently rocking their treehouse home.
Alice and her husband sleeping exhausted after a ten hour sex session in her wonderland manor, clutching him tight as her memories reform for the morning.
Trumpart sleeping stacked on top of herself as her husband, recently shrunk, naps between her cleavage.
Mad Hatter and her husband still up, just barely, wrapped in a blanket with each other watching the last embers of the fire die down in her giant hat home, head leaning on shoulder as they whisper goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

MonMusu dub is completely available now. Check it out if you're up for a good old fashioned ear raping, but not the sexy kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>They tend to be very lazy. Only rarely do they take an active interest in anything other than eating, sleeping, and sex. On the contrary, they have a powerful interest in these three things. Food, sleep, and sex are the only things that are always on their mind, and especially after getting a husband, they become almost entirely occupied with having sex with him. Their daily life with their husband will largely be spent having sex with him, aside from when they’re eating or sleeping.
>once they awaken and see the dear face of their beloved in their arms, they’ll go and ravish him from first thing in the morning.
>Their day starts with rough sex with their man first thing after rising, and they will continue to have sex until sunset, they’ll hug their man and go back to sleep again with pleasant fatigue. Rinse, wash, and repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324618
>Incubi don't just have sex all day
Checkmate Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324485
>and all the anons that ever posted in a monster girl thead at 4chan
Leave me outta this crazy space time perception altering shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324606
I want to marry my mad hatter waifu every day of the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324611
I don't want to.

I don't understand how people are happy about it.

There's some Lalafag in the /c/ thread that wont shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324674
>"Ah, dearest, don't be so silly. You've already married me, and once is all we need. Though if another honeymoon is something you desire, we can most certainly pursue to rekindle that fire~"
>"For I truly love you, I mean it, its true, and if its what my love wants, then every day I'll say 'I do'~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324694
MH got some fly kicks
Deadass fresh lookin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324657
Checkmate all, only Jinko is match to her because of that sexy muscled martial artist allure that will fuck and marry any guy in mating season..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324708
My waifu is the definition of stylish. To the untrained and plain eye, she seems gaudy or too flashy, but there's a nuance to it you just gotta love once you learn she's on the tip of Wonderland fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed a severe lack of dragon sluts in this thread recently. A few months back it was as if everyone was a slut for big powerful lizards.
Did you all realize that snakes are better or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324694
Mad Hatters are best Majin type
Sorry Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753

Why choose when you can have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753
I still like 'em. The way the scales sort of fuse into that particular one's skin is pretty great too. The patterns on her chest and arms makes it look like the scales continue underneath her human skin to a point. I find that somewhat attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753
I've always liked snakes more.

Though I like dragons a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318114
I don't mind sandworms, you know. Not my favorite, but I'd fuck one.

I bet the older ones have their own pocket dimension within them where the two of you can live together

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753
I'm still addicted to dragons.

I mean im also always cold even though its 100 fucking degrees F outside so maybe its because i want warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324803
Getting one to notice you is tricky when there are so many others competing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324811
And that is why the emptiness grows and im still depressed.
Ah well alcohol seems to solve everything now adays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324811
I don't want to fight for ones attention. I want to find one that's as lonely as I am and go with her to her cave in the middle of nowhere so we can be lonely together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324819
But how can you be lonely when there are two of you? Maybe you should make some kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324825

It's a figure of speech. We wouldn't actually be lonely, just hermits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324765
Wurms are not fair.

>>17324769
I love that design too, it's from an upcoming hentai RPG
Here is the tweet: https://twitter.com/ekakinoetora/status/884137927311106049

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324838
Hermits with lots of kids?

[Anonymous No.]

Hime cut elves are for ________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324860

Being inferior to hime cut ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324860
How long did it take her to grow her hair that long? I bet you could tie it around her neck and still use it as a leash, albeit a short one.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post other stuff with this couple? Or at least link to the artist.
(don't save the pic, it's compressed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324864
Ghosts make everything spooky, I want hime cuts to be classy and beautiful. Not scary and eerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
Wait, what did he do? Just come on her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324895
There is nothing scary about this ghost, she is a wonderful lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324864

i need a different ghost
that one is not going to work out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324900
I bet she spooks you on a regular basis so that you become too afraid of her to do anything that would displease her.

>>17324902
This is not how you help someone stretch. That poor boy is obviously in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatcha thinkin' about, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324913
Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324902
What's the sauce on this? It looks familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it and it's driving me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324913
How overly difficult it is to get ink sacks in sky factory 3 and whether or not to expand my lake to see if that'll make squids spawn.
Also headpatting Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324860
>>17324864
>you will never be a royal hime cut inspector

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324913
Squids and kids, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Making kids with a squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325008
>honey pot from mgq
Do not trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324913
I just came to the conclusion that if the human girls from granblue were monster girls I'd like them more than the existing dorafs and erunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324913
Why the replacement laser for my gamecube isn't working.
Also, those floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing tops a cute monster girls who is fascinated by your human ears and hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325176
What about one that is fascinated by your odd feet too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325191
That's bad, she might develop a foot fetish
This is why you need to wear shoes or socks at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325196
A foot fetish would be odd to deal with. Are sandals okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325216
If you want her to suckle on your toes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325220
Well, alright. Sandals are out. Do I really need to wear socks into bed though? I mean, it's easy to wear slippers around the house, but in bed it's a bit odd to wear something there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325228
There was that one study that showed wearing socks improve sex, so it's not all bad
And besides I'm sure you can find a manly pair of socks that will make your monster girl love how cute human clothing is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325242
Well, I suppose her wanting to dress me up in lots of outfits would be better than giving her a foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, there are few things more rewarding the making a quiet girl smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324897

>>>/i/503532
>>>/i/503533

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
Was confused by the hair ornaments at first, looked like the "D"s in Miias hair.

Great stuff and thanks for more Nacho love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325395
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

So unlike MGs like fairies who assault you in groups, a Dorome orgy would be with just one individual split over multiple bodies?

>Resting your entire body into soft thighs, belly and chest
>While from the front one is kissing you with a dopey expression and two more are down by your dick with gentle mudhands

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325443
Then one has you grope her fat mud booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325459
Careful, it might be hard getting your hands out once they sink into that soft butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753
Maybe dragon sluts are moving onto other strong and powerful girls while only the true dragon lovers remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324753
I really love that design, it's just a shame about the eyes on the hat.
>>17325537
A lot of dragon sluts were in it for the power and their dominating aura but probably realized they're mere female lizards and moved on to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325555
They didn't trully love dragons in the end. What a sad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324894
doitsuken and his foxgirl stuff are the greatest thing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to woolybully a pudgy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters make names for bullshit fighting styles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325635
Pudgy weresheep are for groping and squeezing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325686
im getting some alp vibes from this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325708
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325008
after seeing this guy draw traditional media,
I think his problem just is digital drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325708
Fuck OFF alpfag and stop trying to force your tranny fetish into everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325710
kind of a boyish face and shoulders, I'd rather not risk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325722
Either way its still a female

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325743
go for it if you want, but I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325686
You know what they say about lilims with tiny swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325708
what happens when you accuse cc succubus/lilim of being alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325635
>woolybully
Hey she's not a pie thief!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325799
a duel probably, like in old viking law

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325686
Why would you be a fantasy warrior and not create a fighting style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325686
>New selene story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325799
They talk shit about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325799
probably a thin-skined lilim would get a cupid to black arrow you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325799
They probably start acting lewd and making you have a boner, then ask you if that's how much you like Alps in the smuggest way possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325830
Ask Beast
Personally I would rather that he just do roulettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324897
http://imgur.com/a/nwuoL

>Not smashing your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325863
>tfw Beast did a Shoggoth roulette story but not a Kiki one
I will always be triggered by that.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best thing about have a tall, muscled wife and why is it her joining you in the shower after a workout?

[Anonymous No.]

I secretly have the fetish of my Minotaur wife slapping me around while she fucks me but I dont dare to tell her, I worry she will get wierded out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325891
I just realized the angry 0w0 on her hair. I'm glad melon did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325912
Well come in anon, tall muscled MGs have too many things that make them amazing to even list.

Like her using you as her sweat towel and marking you with her scent

Or her overpowering you in bed to spoon you like her personal daki

Too many things to list

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a French Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325927
True, they would have a lot.

>Dice say Dark Valk today

I would love nothing more than a huge, muscle dark valk to pull me between her breasts and lock me in wing hugs when I try to get up.

It would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325955
I want to make her yell
>mon dieu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325920
I mean originally I asked him just to make her flustered from being called cute but I like it better this way because I truly would smash a Nacho until she walked crooked for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325480
How would a Dorome respond in such a scenario, your hands unmeaningly completely stuck in her fat soft mud butt, unable to be pulled out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325955
Shove a lemon in her mouth Or make her drink black coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325975
I just care about the W. It can't be unseen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325975
I would bet there was a lot of sweet words directed at her during said smashing she was to enthralled by your dick to even form a coherent reply, which is why it all comes out the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325614
>daughterus mimicking their mothers
we need more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326057
We don't have enough daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325955
German alps with accents that are die hard alt-righters are the cutest!
>now i'm not saying lescatie was a good thing but it wasn't a bad thing either.

[Anonymous No.]

Best Musclegirl type: _________
Best Majin type: ___________
Best Mofu type: ___________
Best dominatrix type: __________
Best single-species-harem type: __________
Best lizard type: _____________
Best submissive type: ____________
Best dressed: ____________
Best platonic friend: __________

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326068
This too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
Minotaur
Dhampir
Ratatoskr
Demon
Khepri
Dragon-Zombie
P'Orc
White Horn
Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326078
I'd rather have a Dutch wife Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
>Best single-species-harem type: __________
Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326097
literally the worst accent, have her install a better one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326083
Time to breed then and talk about daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326106
>I Accidentally hired five Maids?!
>A new sitcom on the Maid channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326116
How many daughterus would you have anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326120
>Maid channel
>Maid content 24/7
I would watch the hell out of that channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326134
Its not for masters! For maids only! Its what they watch when master is out and they finish all their duties before he's home. The 'Maid Life' channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Second of my summer Miia pictures from Sookmo.

Just one more to go, and C was my favorite of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
>best platonic friend

Somebody needs a Cupid arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326126
One or two, maybe three. Dragons are pretty hard to impregnate so I wouldn't be expecting that many daughters. I would also see if I could adopt a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325992
Well it doesn't help that I headcanon the tentacle nest on the spider form husbando to be the equivalent of his face. So in a way,
she's facesitting him while he's transformed,
and his fangs are basically canine teeth. But what do I know, as far as the thread is concerned I'm Bob tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326142
>For maids only!
Like a maid convention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326143
meer has LOTS of tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326142
What's to stop me from watching it behind your back then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
Jinko
Nurarihyon
Ushi-Oni
Vampire
Khepri
Vanilla dragon
Vanilla dragon
Wight
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326142
>Kiki always watches one of those Mexican soap operas while waiting for you to arrive
>It's about a refined mastah and his maid team
>The protagonist is a Shoggoth
>Despite that your maid always roots for that one Kiki maid who barely gets screen time
It would definitely be quite a sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326165
>Mere and Female

I see you too are a man of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
>best platonic friend
An alp that wants to fuck you badly she practically begs for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326153
>Maid convention
>Only for maids
Reee! I want to go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325686
I want to be bullied be Selene

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326185
I'd prefer going to Loli-Con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326148
I find with nachos, and indeed the chaos girls in general, it's hard to talk and think about certain aspects because we humans simple lack the ability to think of such out there experiences. No matter if it's like your headcanon or as in the profile, the tentacles are your main sexual/breeding organs, it's hard for even a nacho lover like me to think about how it would be to suddenly see, feel and have sex in such an outlandish form. Same for shoggoths and their melding, being a wendigos loving coat dimension etc. But that is also why i love the chaos girls, they are something completely out of context even for us humans sitting at our computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326185
Maybe there is a Mastah convention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17322791
>Dat 2x "got em~"
Aww, how sweet, both trying to out-think each other.
>Atlach-chan Wants to be Confessed To

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326209
What mastah would go anywhere without his maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
Jinko
Nurarihyon
Fox
Wight
Shit
Dragon
Elf
White Horn
Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326243
Having a maid would be the requisite to enter so they would be like the badge of membership or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326182
It's hard not to love dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326250
So how do the maids enter their convention without a mastah? They could just regular girls in a maid outfit.,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326264
Good point. I now doubt my own existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325912
That she expects and wants me to do nothing but eating, sleeping and getting raped by her all day. Then while we sleep Im hugged by her strong muscled arms rubbing me against her rock hard body and placing my head in her firm but comfortable breasts. Waking up at 2 AM and finding her holding me like a Daki, admiring her muscular physique and touching her muscles while she sleeps, then go back to sleep with the pleasant knowledgement that I will be like this for at least another 7 hours or so before she wakes up. Feeling safe in the arms of a super strong muscular warrior girl. Knowing that I can touch, taste and eat out all I want this delicious body made for combat. Feeling so fortunate that despite her being a powerful warrior she doesnt give a shit I am the opposite and in fact finds incredibly cute that I am so much weaker than her. The sheer rush of adrenalime I get when she pins me down and I am completely helpless to resist even if I struggle with all my strenght as her delicious body made for combat is burning with seethimg desire. I could really spend all day talking about why it is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326264
They have to provide proof that they have a mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326195
I'm still a bit disappointed that nobody's told me to fuck off yet when it comes to commissioning Nachos.

[Anonymous No.]

When a wendigo tries to absorb you with her coat for the first time does it happen instantly like you just fall in it or does it slowly absorb you while the wendigo tries to calm you down?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326302
Of course you would like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326319
>Removing the kakuen from that picture
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
Lilim
Lilim
Lilim
Lilim
Lilim
Jews
Lilim
Lilim
Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326333

I want a harem full of Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326339
From the creators of "I defeated a Lizardman and Salamander", "I overpowered a Baphomet", "A Dragon recognizes Im stronger than her" and "I tamed a Hellhound", we bring you: Gary Stu, the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326339
I wish I was a lilim with harem full of shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326367
Success breeds jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326325
I am a masochist after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326333
>Best Lizard

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326367
But Anon, i did all of that. They are part of my harem right now.

There is also a harem of Lillims inside my harem, so i can enjoy a harem while i enjoy my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326395
Think reptilians

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326410
Ah, so /x/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326399
I too have a lilim harem. It was given to me by the DL herself because she was scared that I would destroy her and her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326188
How would you like her to bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326399
>>17326421
>Giggling nightmare and mindflayer in the next level up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326302
Serious answer would be that they've certainly grown in popularity. Otherwise wha t>>17326325
said.

How would you like your nacho waifu to dom you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326367
I mean defeating a lizardman or making a dragon recognize you as her superior is certainly impossible for us are we are now, but it is possible per canon, unlike taming a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326195
Wendigo husbands are less "out there" in terms of imagining what it would be like, they still have human limbs and a normal, if larger penis.
The terrifying thing is not knowing what's inside the coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326339
I want a Baphomet, Dragon, Lilim, and Pharaoh Onee san as my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326520
>Forcing tomboys into maidhood
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326492
Even the Chief God would be scared, so she'd give me some powerful Valks in an attempt to calm me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326520
What a nice wolf to have as a platonic friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326494
Some pretty vanilla stuff, actually.

Like having my hands bound behind my back as she sits there, sipping wine, making me give her cunnilingus under the duress of being bitten. Or having my hands bound to the headboard of the bed while she licks me all over.
Or her drunkenly, haphazardly climbing on top and riding cowgirl with my mouth gagged by her webbing, eyes webbed to not see her breaking down, cock bound because lord only knows lolidoms hate quick shooters.

Followed by teasing her in spider form to the point that all of her venomous words like calling me a 'piece of cave-dwelling trash' devolves into her grinding her supple, yet wide hips into the tentacle nest before doing stuff like shifting back into human form, lifting her up from behind, and fucking her in front of our door-height mirror so she can see her husband's actual cock plowing into her small hole.

Then getting lost in a mating rut with her small body being pressed on by a much larger male with her legs going to heaven and our hands locked together as she tries desperately to gain composure while her pussy keeps spasming and desperately trying to milk the cock for a daughter or two.

You know, that sort of simple stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326520
Wolfus are great, and every single one of them deserve to have their tail brushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326548
Wolfus make nice platonic frieds, but I don't think the D could ressit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326153
>you will never take your Kikimora to MaidCon and hear her gush over the newest cleaning supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326556
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326541
That Baphomet is making all hot and bothered, I can't wait for the Sabbath guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326572
It would be like taking a kid to Disneyland. Imagine her jumping around everywhere, occasionally telling you to come see something maid related that you don't understand but makes her excited for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326556
Top tier stuff, I'm sure you and your Nacho will be very happy together. The wine part reminded me a lot of Yupiel-sama. Props for also using your spiderform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326541
Why are smug girls simply the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326511
>Baphomet profile implies humans can match them when they're top tier monsters in both physical and magical strength
>somehow taming a midboss at best -monster isn't possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326572
>>17326599
Is there a separate convention for the Shoggoths? Or is it all the maids in one spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326632
I think it's all for one, it would seem wrong to deny a maid access because of her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326628
Do the profiles ever explain how much potential humans actually have in the setting? They always talk about how strong are monsters but i can't remember reading about how average humans are in comparison and if humans can match them if they push themselves hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326628
If you haven't figured it out by now, I doubt you ever will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326628
Baphomets like being submissive even though they are one of the strongest monsters around.
You can beat up a Hellhound and rape her, it's just that she'll always be thinking of raping you back.

Maritan also said once that KC mentioned how hellhounds could be in face tamed, but who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girls would most likely join a Yakuza?

I'm gonna be just like Kuze and take them down a notch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326421
I like were this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326658
Well, two of the strongest monsters can be defeated by strong humans, so they have a lot of potential.

I'd say the average person could beat a slime or a single devil bug/large mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326674
Smoke hobo.

Would love to have a muscled one with back tattoos in my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326674
Nuras and Otohimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326618
Well yeah every time I mention doing a Bapho or Nacho story I try to base her level of smug on Yupiel, caring but dominant and TURBO SMUG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326708
every time you mention her I got to fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326738
She's simply one of the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326742
>>17326708
is there a way
I can give nanashi money for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326742
I would definitely fuck the smug out of her or die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326697
>>17326707
At least I won't feel bad about beating up lame girls.

Maybe a good girl will come along and we'll have a good foight.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a demon be redeemed and brought to the side of good? How would you go about doing so, if possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326784
All you gotta do is love and cherish her.
She'll be too happy to do evil things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326784
No idea but I prefer evil ones anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326784
But I don't want my gluttony demon to be a temperance demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326784
Threat her like your imouto no matter how smug she is and scold her whenever she does something bad. Eventually she will yield to your doting affection and stop being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326623
Because they make for great royalty and big sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63885345

Keep your undeads in a freezer to better enjoy their coldness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326623
Source please for the love of Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319603
Did you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon has dreams of going away on a whirlwind adventure.
>Suddenly gets summoned somewhere, his heart nearly bursting with anticipation.
>Suddenly finds himself summoned by a shortstack dark mage in a tower, the woman asking for his help.
>It can be anything for anon, treasure hunting, monster beating, ANYTHING!
>She instead asks him to get a potion for her that's on the top shelf after her stool broke.
>This request and many more come as anon finds that the entire village is filled with shortstack monster girls, including the woods outside.
>He becomes the 'protector' of the town in the sense that he reaches places the shortstacks can't or carries heavy things.

Let the adventure begin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326849
Shota Eater by Yuuki Ray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326784
put modest clothes on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326893
Legend says that this Anon can reach all the way to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326836
That's true I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326929
>Anon has to carry boxes around town, walking around that heard of weresheep women as they sleepily giggle and wave at him while the tanuki cloth merchant waves at him and talks about getting him custom fitted by the shortstack arachne who she partners with.
>The werewolf guards all look up to him due to his 'fearsome prowess' (See: Picking them up) and the troll alchemist always leans forward on her desk when he's handing her things.

Truly he is a fearsome thing.

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>>17326885
The Glacies? nah sorry anon i am busy with other things at the moment, that´s why i said no promises.

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>>17326939
Entirely true. Its why I'd love my harem. Theyd be so damn haughty and smug while they rape me until I'm half unconscious with a face of pure ecstacy and defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326893
>When the succubus summons you just to talk and there is no sex involved
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326815
>Gluttony Demon
So you want long sloppy blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326948
Imagine the terror on the face of those werewolf guards if you pick them up and throw them in the air before catching them again. Actually forgot how's that called,
damn.

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>>17326969
What, you don't want a teen succubus to call you up so she can whine about daily life?

>>17326973
Yep.
Long, sloppy blowjobs that won't stop till shes full.

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>>17326978
They'd probably shout at you to quit it with their tail between their legs...except for the genki one that laughs and keeps asking for you to toss her higher.

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>>17326981
I wouldn't mind, but what about my dick brushing her cervix?

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>>17326969
>>17326981
>Be a regular anon living a boring high school life.
>Suddenly feel a sort of pulling sensation and before you know it you're in the middle of a summoning circle in a bedroom with a Succubus in gothic clothing backed up against the wall looking afraid.
>After a few minutes of calming down she explains that she didn't know that the ritual would actually work and doesn't actually know what to do with you, so you end up just talking.
>She vents her high school frustrations with you for almost the whole afternoon, looking quite a deal happier when she finishes.
>You feel the pulling sensation again and realize you're being pulled back, but before you go she hands you a simple silver necklace "to make it easier to find you again".
>As you return to your world you swear you see her blushing as she stares at you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326746
seriously I want to throw money at this,
I just don't want a paper trail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326915
after reading this,
ive come to realize, I read this years ago.

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>>17326339
I have some bad news and some good news for you. The bad news is, that according to Bapho's profile high ranking monsters seek "superior men" to marry (though this was never touched upon again and it seems KC dropped it to avoid shitstorm given how neither Dragons or Lilims indicate in the profiles to seek such men).
The good news is, men from an alien world count as "superior men" regardless of their abilities, so its not an obstacle.
You only have to follow this instructions:
>When portal opens go to Lecastie
>Go to Druella's place
>Offer her all your tech and your phone in exchange of getting the waifus you want
>Make sure your phone is filled with Lilim and nothing but Lilim art and porn
>Tell her you want a harem of Lilims
>If Druella is single she will take you for herself, but it doesn't matter because her sisters would want to taste the alien with an absurd Lilim fetish
>If she is single you end up as the prize for the top 5-10 winners of a Lilim tournament or game

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>>17327029
That sounds more like asking for her to drag you up to her room and reverse mating press you until she's got you screaming that the only pussy you need is hers.

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>>17327029
There's also the bit where KC said that Baphomets will give a quest/task to "lesser" men, the completion of which proves yourself to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Do other snow monsters try to tan? Are White Horns and Wendigos envious of the soft, brown skin of a Yeti?

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>>17327049
ive always wondered about that,
why is she tan if shes in snow country?

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>>17326541
Baphomets are for ______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327052
Polar bears have black skin under their fur.

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>>17327059
So delicious brown, strongfat polar grizzlies?

I would love that.

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>>17327029
I don't think lilims would be into sharing. If anything they would camp by the portals to get some tasty alien meat for themselves.

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>>17327049
White Horns fashionableness works best with light skin. Plus it makes it stand out that much more when they get all flushed.
Wendigo are wearing that cloak to completely cover themselves up until they get a husband, so they couldn't really get tanned before then. I think their profile is one of the only ones to explicitly mention their skin color as well.

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>>17327058
Making into Shortstacks or Oppai Lolis and then getting addicted to Paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17323804
>>17323837

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>>17327023
Yeah it's pretty old, but still good.

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>>17327047
If it's for my beloved smug loli I'd go to any length to prove I'm worthy of being her onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17326080
Best muscle-girl type
>Minotaur
Best majin type
>Mad Hatter
Best dominatrix type
>Apophis
Best single-species-harem type
>P'orc
Best lizard type
>Jabberwock
Best submissive type
>Holstaur
Best dressed
>Sandworm
Best platonic friend
>Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW when trying to think of a way for an Anon to woo a Khornette the one manga I go back to is Baki the Grappler
Why did the fights have to be so fucking good but the anatomy so fucking wrong.

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>>17327075
The solution is to go out of the portals so fast they can't catch you.

The biggest reason I want a Lilim is so I can find ways to deny and aggravate her. Her tears will be delicious.

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>>17327068
Big, fluffy polar bears who cuddle up against you in their igloo and put their paws around you

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>>17327114
Sounds comfy.

Would gladly snuggle her on cold nights.

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>>17327091
That's the spirit anon. You would make a great onii-chan.

>>17327112
The solution is to wait a few minutes so the first anons that go in get grabbed.
You are going to get mindbroken unless you have some hardcore magic protection.

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>>17327112
Monster girls come from a seemingly pre industrial world, I don't think they can handle the amount of concentrated autism the average anon can muster.

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>>17326080
>Succubus
>Dark Mage
>Rataoskr
>Anubis
>any type of MG really
>Mucus Toad
>Paladin-chan
>Mad Hatter
>Alp

[Anonymous No.]

So riding into battle with your Nacho wife could be pretty cool, her casting all sorts of chaos magic from her her commanding position in your pouch and you scurrying across the battlefield and kicking any mofo who gets too close to your beloved mistress. Get some cool armour for your spiderform too.

You could constantly tease her and infuse her with mana as you fight, her anger at your antics would drive her magic even hotter and earn you a fierce scolding in the bedroom later.

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>>17327058
Converting to the Onee Sabbath and teaching them tbe way of the Elder Sister.

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>>17327084
That's cruel anon. They're quite proud of their loli body shape. You don't want her to feel bad about herself do you, that she's inadequate?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, the portals just opened in this hypothetical scenario! Your Waifu is going to appear near you in the next ten seconds to take you back to her world. There are just three things I should mention first.

The loss of male life in this world makes it look like a dystopia. She expects most people to react negatively to her at best, unless there's some reason why they wouldn't. Like a Cupid hitting someone with an arrow.
She will absolutely, under no circumstances, fail to bring you back to Better Than Usual MGE with her. No chuuni bullshit. She's being pragmatic about things.
She's the most powerful version of her species and further fueled by true love. Think Nine-Tailed Inari starting at someone about to execute her Husband.

How does she rescue you from this gay world?

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>>17326080
Best Musclegirl type:Oni
Best Majin type: Mad Hatter
Best Mofu type: Does March Hare count? Also Jub-jub feathers look pretty comfy too.
Best dominatrix type: Baphomet
Best single-species-harem type: Large mouse by far!
Best lizard type: Zombie Dragon
Best submissive type: Umi Osho
Best dressed: Mad Hatter! Though I really like the clothes most wonderland girls wear.
Best platonic friend: I would really like to help a Troll find love and be her best pal, aside from her husband ofc.

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>>17327052
You know how the sun bounces off of white things? Imagine that, but as a landscape.

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>>17327141
It'd be amusing to have the atlach nacha hurling antiquated insults.

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>>17327165
>Demonfu
She helps me gather up my belongings so I can still play games and watch movies with her.

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>>17327162
Titfuck based Mindbreak would be amazing to see with Baphos and other Sabbath girls though.

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>>17327165
>Kiki
She will probably stand too close for comfort until i agree on following her.

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>>17327165
>She's the most powerful version of her species
lame

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>>17327165
>Lilim
>Just wasting the opportunity for an entire planet's worth of new territory

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>>17327192
If anything, the baphomet would end up mindbreaking you into accepting her body as is.

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>>17327192
>Baphomet trying to deny the pleasure she's feeling as oniichan uses her breasts.

Sounds fun.

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>>17327162
Sure, they would complain about their breasts in public. You never hear them complaining about them in the bedroom, however.

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>>17327150
Atlach-Nachas are lower god power level in their original story, but they seem to be just a rare encounter regular mob in MGE
I love to think that they could do all kinds of eldritch chaos magic, but they most likely only know a limited amount a spell and mostly use their ability to shoot thread (from their spider legs?) for defense

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>>17327205
>Demon Lord stuck with half the world even after millennia fucking and powering up
>Daughter one day out of the blue pops up and says "Ma I conquered a planet"

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>>17326080
Best Musclegirl type: Minotaur
Best Majin type: Parasite Slime
Best Mofu type: Kitsune
Best dominatrix type: Ogre
Best single-species-harem type: Khepri
Best lizard type: Dragon
Best submissive type: Alp
Best dressed: Kikimora
Best platonic friend: Kobold

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>>17326915
Thank you very much anon.

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>>17327165
>Crow Tengu
She'd probably just wait for me to gather my stuff out and finish things before we go. She'll probably be fine spending some time in a unexplored world, no matter how bad it seems to her.

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>>17325907
Why hasn't he?

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>>17327274
No problem, Anon. It's a pretty okay tank, but Yuuki Ray's coojini anatomy tends to be pretty triggering.

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>>17327165
>Dragon
The clingyness would be too much and she'd drag me within seconds.

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>>17327047
True, but it doesn't invalidate the profile as it says they SEEK superior men to marry. Now if an inferior man comes to her, then she is not seeking her and she marry him, so the rule is still mantained while providing a loophole around it.

[Anonymous No.]

Drugging the Pharaoh and sexually abusing her while she is too high to consent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327388
No

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>>17327388
Would do so with the help of a trusty grapesnake.

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>>17327047
"You can't even defeat a Blue Slime, so you are asking me to be your Onee-San instead, Ototo?"

I wonder if Ototos and Onee-San Baphomets that got proposed by weak men differ in attitude and duties to the normal Baphomet. Maybe they form loli Onee-San Sabbaths?

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>>17327388
But that's rape. And that's no good.

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>>17327388
I'd rather a big, meaty pharaoh that's a devout follower of Hathor.

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>>17327403
What if she ordered you to do it?

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>>17327414
Then it's not rape.

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>>17327397
An Apophis would be delighted to help you with that, especially if you're going to make the Pharaoh wear slutty clothing like in that picture

>>17327404
I'm sure the vast majority of Pharaohs are as stacked if not more than the profile one, so you won't have to look far
Enjoy motorboating her while she tries to understand what's going on because of the drugs

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>>17327234
That's how MGE works. In the original story Atlach-Nacha was literally creating a bridge between the waking world and the Dreamlands. It'd be like creating a physical way for Imaginationland to cross over into our world.

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>>17327403
Say that to monstergirls

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>>17327429
>pharoah can instinctively tell something sexual is going on
>literally crawling her oiled body all over you in a drug-fueled lust

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>>17327165
Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon
The Dragon was known for her bad temper and razing of cities before the advent of the new demon lord. Actually was nicknamed "The Black" as a result of her rages.
The Pharaoh was the owner of a small but rather skilled battalion of archers and chariots during her heyday before falling asleep, and generally good at magic to boot.
The Lilim is a mystic, and knows a few divine words of power to spread awe among her small band of devout rapist nuns.
The Baphomet was in contact with things from beyond the void pre-new Demon Lord.
Oh god. Now they're getting more power? That's bad anon, they were all small time before, and only known locally, but now you want to make them the MOST powerful? Have mercy on my pelvis man, I'm going to die now.

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>>17327403
>Rape is not good
Good joke. Haughty monsters make even better rape victims.

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>>17327429
But I don't just want the chest!
I need the thick thighs, wide hips, and ample rear that goes with it, along with a bit about the middle.

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>>17327429
>An Apophis would be delighted to help you with that, especially if you're going to make the Pharaoh wear slutty clothing like in that picture
I'd like to let the Apophis pick an outfit out, they have great taste.
>>17327441
Which ones make the absolute best? There's a lot of haughty monster girls out there.

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>>17327441
They really do.

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>>17327438
>You put it in
>She makes a confused expression
>Quickly learns how good it feels
>Ahegaoes and keeps repeating that sex is the best
>The poor girl didn't even notice her hymen breaking

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>>17327453
I really like Korwa but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to force myself on her.

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>>17327388
>monstergirls
>getting drugged
>especially a Pharaoh, who'd have her servants taste-test things for drugs

[Anonymous No.]

How much could you tease a thicc girl before she decides to make an example out of you?

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>>17327165
>Lich
>She's the most powerful version of her species
So an arch/ancient Lich? Well she could probably just tare open the fabric of space and time and just pull me through using her magic. If we had to go to an already open portal there would be nothing able to stop us short of a nuclear bomb, and even then it would be a inconvenience more than something deadly.

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>>17327452
There is no best, there is just great to rape. Bonus points if they are smug too.
Like preventing a cheshire from teleporting and filling her entire body with pleasure runes, before knocking her out with sex.

>>17327453
They are just asking for it.

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>>17327460
What is that pharaoh wearing? When was that drawn, too?

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>>17327479
>Bonus points if they are smug too
Manticors come to mind immediately, extra care would have to be taken in wrapping up the tail to avoid flying spines though.
Or chaining up a Hellhound in enchanted chains like Fenrir.
>Like preventing a cheshire from teleporting and filling her entire body with pleasure runes, before knocking her out with sex.
Applying runes to her body without consent is adding insult to injury, I'd feel bad for the Cheshire but that's pretty hot.

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>>17327451
What kind of Anubis would let her beloved Pharaoh get pudgy?
You can have a titty monster Pharaoh with a large rear, but her body weight will be at a healthy range

>>17327460
Her servants are Mummies who get constantly bullied by visitors who tickle their skin crack
It should be easy to fool them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327494
She's wearing a wedding dress. It was part of Ace's crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327494
>What is that pharaoh wearing?
A very creative wedding dress perfect for desert MGE girls.
>When was that drawn, too?
A month or two ago.

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>>17327499
The kind of anubis that wants to run the kingdom while her pharaoh is distracted by her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327086
Heres a lilim
Now write a story about kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327499
The kind of anubis who feels bad about her own pudgy body, but is too lazy to get fit, so instead plots to make the pharaoh softer in order to change the kingdom's perception of pudge.

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>>17327496
Oh man, manticores are great for that stuff. She'd corner you in a dark alley, but surprise, you drank a doppel potion and your clone knocked her out from behind! Or you could use a rage shroom cause it has higher chance of success.
The satisfaction would come from her begging you to not use her pussy.

>I'd feel bad for the Cheshire but that's pretty hot.
You shouldn't. Maybe you could cum so much in her mouth too she wouldn't be able to simle too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327511
Does she have a braid.
This is important.

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>>17327509
Anubi are schedule dogs who derive their happiness from the success of their Pharaoh and/or Husband
One would never try to pull the string in such a shady manner

>>17327525
That's already more believable
I blame the Anubis' husband for not helping her get motivated

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>>17327527
How does one go about raping a manticore? Do you just grab their tail and spend the next few hours flooding it without ever touching her real pussy? Do you stick it in her butt and take both pussies out of the equation?

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>>17327527
>The satisfaction would come from her begging you to not use her pussy.
That's the best part, Manticores protect their real pussy. Seeing a smug Manticore suddenly lose all her composure when she realizes what's about to happen would be the best.
>You shouldn't. Maybe you could cum so much in her mouth too she wouldn't be able to simle too.
And her fluffy ears double as handlebars.

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>>17327543
Of course she would.

She'll be running the kingdom so successfully that her pharaoh can sit back, relax, and only make the token public appearance needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327543
>I blame the Anubis' husband for not helping her get motivated
It's because he's too busy carrying her about everywhere, and convicing her she's beautiful while indulging in her soft, fluffy, molestable body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327547
On the contrary, you have to go directly for the real pussy. I remember the profile saying that their real pussy is more sensitive, so you can dominate her more easily if you dick her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327500
Ace's crusade? Dunno what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327547
No, you go straight for her pussy and shove it in without taking it slow. Manticores are used to using her tail and the real one is only for her true love.
You just shoving it in one go might even make her cry.

>>17327550
Yep. You could tease her asking if she didn't want to have sex with you, before plowing her holes and having her tail stuck somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327563
This.

The things I would do to a pudgy anubis should be illegal.

Gonna pamper her for all the hard work she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327439
This is your bed Powerslut. You made it now lay back and enjoy your snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319118
What game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327585
That kinda sounds like a fun way to mindbreak a manticore.

You could even keep plucking spines to prick yourself with to keep filling her pussy up more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327570
Dude commissioned around 30 pics of girls in wedding dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327602
Oh, Ace. You mean the headpat autist who tried to ruin raijus. I get you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17319118
https://vndb.org/v8038

Unlike that other anon, I'm actually hoping the guy working on it gets snipped by manga gamer or jast. The current translator is an idiot and converting a Japanese ->Finnish translation into English which is a recipe for disaster considering the game's supposed to have good writing.

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>>17327547
Start with an innocent act to lure them in, offer a drugged drink, tie them up and cork/remove all their spikes while they're knocked out. Tape the tail shut as well.
Wait for her to wake up, have a nice conversation about how things are going to be, give her lots of foreplay, and when she tries to talk you down into using just her tail, make her beg, and then use her vagina anyway.

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>>17327600
She'd stop squirming and struggling after you blow some loads inside of her. She might even start enjoying it.
That's where you stop using her pussy and make her beg for it, and then you stick it up her ass.

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>>17327620
Exactly.

And once she's just slovenly begging for more, you fill each and every hole up until her spines are all gone and she's passed out from ahego.

Then you clean her up, and plug her up if that's your thing, tuck her in to bed, and cuddle her all evening so that she wakes up feeling used but surprisingly comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327609
Ace did far less damage to any single monster species than somebody like Bob or Bollocks, or depending on your perspective, Gazerfag and Jabberfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327631
I just don't see the point in getting dozens of pictures of the same thing. It's boring and limits their usage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327626
>spoiler
If that's your thing. I'd get info about where she lives before leaving her there. Then one day when she is resting and trying to recover I'd show up in her place and go at it once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327631
>Gazerfag and Jabberfag.
In what way? I know that Jabberfag pushes the onee-san thing too much, but I don't think that's enough to ruin her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327643
I can see that too.

Chaining her up, filling her till she's a bloated, sticky mess, and then taking a few pictures before untying her and leaving would be nice.

Would let you anonymously send her pictures with a burner phone or something over the next week so you can remind her of how she looked and how much she enjoyed it, making her get angry at you but also can't resist feeling more than a little 'hot' with anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327597
I accept my fate. I will very likely die or be mindbroken for a time, but I accept it. I simply hope they are gentle at first.
Probably not though. Conquering a planet after finding your husbando in "danger" has to make a woman pretty horny. Especially the dragon. God help me, I'll never escape that reverse-piledriver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327588
Pampering's a given, but the best thing about a pudgy anubis is just how grabbable she is, all over her body. Squeezing and fondling her would become an addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327631
Waifufags done nothing wrong. Fuck bob though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327662
There's been people in the past complaining about the waifufags using their money for what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327670
Exactly.

Can you imagine grabbing and kneading her ass while while shes giving some of the mummies instructions about what to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327665
That would be great. Blackmailing her to keep her on her toes would be great. I can see this ending with her begging to be filled and getting fucked in front of a mirror so she can see her own ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327672
While I haven't read anything new or the rewrites of his two big stories, I actually mostly enjoyed the original versions (probably helped that I'm not inherently against futa). I'll grant that people memed them way too hard, though. If you're honestly going to let one story ruin a girl for you, though, you have your own issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327698
Yep.
You could even use it to get her out in a dress somewhere, enjoy a nice dinner while you muse about what you're going to do with her while she grits her teeth and frowns but doesn't act because you'll be quick to point out that YOU didn't ask her to go pantyless that evening.

Then you can head to her home, pluck her spines one by one while teasing her (physically) before going again all night with her.

whether you keep her in that dress during the evening so she can see it get stained and strained against her is up to you, regardless she's going to get filled to the brim again, all while she watches herself pant, moan, make lewd faces, and nearly heart pupil in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Polar Bear Girl to share an ice cold Coca-Cola with.

[Anonymous No.]

Moosesaga is still going right?
I need to see how it's gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327719
Daily reminder that Polar Bears are one of the few species on Earth who see humans as food. Doubly so for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327703
>While I haven't read anything new or the rewrites
You're in for a ride if you do then. Laska is gay now and there's male furries because why not. The writing quality took a dive compared to his old stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327732
Why do Lilim tails look so much tastier than regular succubus tails then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327714
She'd become a mere female cat. Can't wait until she starts purring during teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327762
what happens when you chomp on a lilim's/succ's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327801
Well, it would be chuffing seeing as Lions don't purr.

And that would be fantastic.

A deredere manticore could be a shit-ton of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327732
Daily reminder the orcas seem to understand exactly what humans are and have engaged in both altruistic and mutually beneficial behavior for centuries while juvenile orcas have in many cases intentionally sought out humans when separated from their pod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327811
You get some nice and tasty rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327820
>Clingy, thick bodied Orca mermaid girlfriend
>Frets over every little thing you do and is waaay too into hugs that smother you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17325919
so you like it a little rough eh anon, dont worry you aint alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327843
Cute.
Would love to cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327851
Good man. Just be wary that she not lay on you when she gets too into it and cuddles you back so deeply your entire vision is encompassed by her and your whole body is covered by her softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327820
I wanna help a loli Orca girl find her mother and rest of her family!
And have her aunt 'reward me' in her special cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327820
The reason why animals like dolphins that are massive assholes in the wild are so nice to humans is because they have some kind of a concept of humans being incredibly advanced compared to them, like humans wouldn't want to anger more advanced ayylmaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327165
>Baphomet
She uses her magic to teleport all my belongings into her personal pocket dimension, and maybe hit up a few stores using a bit of a discount using the same method she used to teleport my belongings. Then once that's all done, we head back to her world and live a long and happy life together having many daughterus. With some hard work along with the DL, my waifu, her colleagues, and the DL finally manage to solve the lack of males problem in just a couple decades. She's recognized as a hero for years to come, even though we did go on spree of thievery before we came here.

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>>17327881
You can't stop me!
Gonna cuddle her and get her snacks!

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>>17327165
>The strongest Jinko of them all
>Dragon level strenght
>Martial arts skills that allow her to oneshot beings that are stronger than her in the same proportion Dragons are stronger than normal monsters
She waits standing always close to me until I pack my stuff and leave things in order on high alert and in a fighting stance. As soon as I finish she drags me through the portal, any doubt or refusal is being met with being simply dragged by the hand with her superior strenght, carried through or thrown through the portal in a judo-like move.

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The bigger and meatier your monster girl, the more she will need to hug you tight and smother you, because the more of her skin surface touches you the better she feels.

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>>17327678
I don't think I could do justice to something that great just by imagining it.
You could drink an invisibility potion and stalk her the whole day, make a game out of it. See if anyone notices the finger-shaped indents on her tummy through the translucent silk shirt she wears. Remind her of your presence when she's giving instructions to her workers by holding her hips and swaying them from side to side ever-so-slightly. Or get on your knees and see what it looks like when your invisible hands squeeze the insides of her delicious, chocolate thighs. Slipping your fingers between her thigh gap to widen it even more.

Fucking damn it. Now I want to fuck a pudgy anubis so hard we end up making a crater into the bedrock.

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>>17326663
I doubt it

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>>17327904
lolis btfo for the rest of time until the end of time so long as their is time

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>>17327892
Anon, I'm not stopping you for enjoyment, its for your safety!
Even if you are underwater on the couch, if she gets too aroused by you groping and sliding your hands along her curvy sides she'll not realize that she's plopped her fat ass right on top of you and ground you into the couch with its weight! She'll be too lost in moaning at your hands to realize you're completely covered under her and can barely breathe or move!

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>>17327883
What kind of reward? And what kind of Aunt?

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>>17327905
Yep.
A big, soft anubis is for teasing and then putting into the bed as hard as you can.

>>17327904
And I'm fine with that.

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>>17327904
Who is the best meaty monstergirl?

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>>17326663
>spoiler
Cool, did you know my uncle works for nintendo?

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>>17327917
Worth it.
Gonna grope that rear as best I can while she does that.

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>>17327926
minotaur

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>>17327916
>he says while posting one of Crabs many balloon tits anorexic whores

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>>17326663
What do you mean by "in face tamed"?

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>>17327914
>>17327927
>>17327937
Considering how much Maritan helps him out and that KC wants to please everyone I wouldn't doubt it.

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>>17327165
A portal to hell opens up under me and I'm tackled by my Hellhound waifu where she'll take me right there next to the river Styx to make sure I'm covered in her scent.
But really it's because she's been alone for so long, gone through so much, and done so many things to get me in her arms that she just couldn't hold back the first time she saw me.
Which makes me feel like a horrible person because all I'm doing is drinking whiskey and shitposting while she's trying to manipulate dimensions to find me.

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>>17327935
that fox isnt so big when you consider that that is a shota

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>>17327929
Well, I hope you can still gasp for her to stop when all that action gets her super turned on and bouncing that massive booty up and down on you, crushing you even further into the couch until you leave a deep imprint. Then with one final big push down as she grinds it on your all of you as she embarrassingly gets off just from you fondling her. Such a shameful whale of a woman!

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>>17327885
Nigga dolphins are just straight up assholes in general. There's a reason the dolphin rape cave meme exists.

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>>17327631
Both waifufags did literally nothing wrong.

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>>17327951
That she is, although she needs to rest after all that.

Probably on the bed.

I'll do the rest from there.

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>>17327945
"muh invincible and untamable monsters" fags absolutely BTFO

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>>17327904
By that same logic, the smaller the girl is, the happier you'll make her by hugging her.

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>>17327960
Gazer does literally nothing aside from post commissions.
He may not be doing anything wrong really, but he's certainly not doing anything right.

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>>17327920
The oldest sister who acts sultry and teasing but in reality is just getting really desperate now because she just turned 39 and still doesn't have a husband or hasn't even been on a date.

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>>17327888
That's cute. What is your bapho like anon?

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>>17327845
Yeah, I just dont know how to tell her.

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>>17327966
KC will say literally anything if he thinks it'll appease someone somewhere.
He should not be in charge of writing his own setting.

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>>17327962
You sure spoil that girl, anon. She'd barely have come down from her last orgasm and you're saying you'd start pleasuring her in bed? She'd be shaking and breathing high pitched and heavy, her whole body shaking from the sensations. Now its she who needs help catching her breath!
>>17327970
That's the absolute best kind of Aunt. She's gonna lock you in that room and make sweet, sweet whale music with her mouth to try and tempt you to stay.

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>>17327969
>Gazer does literally nothing aside from post commissions.
What do you except him to do?
Would it be better if shilled gazer 24/7?

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>>17327945
You can't hide it, Pandora's Box of blowing the fuck out has been opened.

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>>17327986
This is true.

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>>17327986
Do not reply

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>>17327945
You made me go back through the logs.
>Talked some with exet
>I have an answer!
>Hellhounds ARE tamable, but hearing it from a hakutaku won't cut it, it takes a lot of hard work
So it's basically a game of chinese whispers, KC to exet to mari and eventually to us.

Not saying it's wrong it's just that I'd understand if people were hesitant to believe it. I want to though, even if I'm a sub who loves the thought of being a hellhound's pet, I do have the occasional fantasy of role reversal.

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>>17327988
Just they way I want it.
She may be bigger but that won't stop me from mating pressing her into the bed.

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>>17327983
you just assume the position and let nature take its course

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>>17327992
Shit.

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>>17328001
> I do have the occasional fantasy of role reversal.
If you need tamable hellhounds for that, you're a dumbass who hasn't even read the profile.

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>>17328001
>I'm a sub
>I want to though. I have the fantasy of role reversal
You're not fooling anyone

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>>17327991
Nobody talks about profile gazer, I don't know if his content suffocates that or if nobody would talk about her at all if he didn't exist.
It's hard to separate gazer from gazerfag.

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>>17327970
I want this but with a Tanuki.

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>>17328012
I mean as in, a separate one from the usual fantasies where I'm fully in control and she's broken in.

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>>17327988
>She's gonna lock you in that room and make sweet, sweet whale music with her mouth to try and tempt you to stay.
Whoever said I was leaving?
Gonna make that womb of hers make up for lost time.

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>>17328019
The only people remember gazer is because of gazerfag. Even when he posts an image people talk more about him than his waifu.

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>>17328018
>everyone can only like one thing
I admit, I can't see the true form of your attack.

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>>17328018
Is it that hard to believe someone is a switch, submissive most the time but has the occasional dom fantasy.
Or is this some kind of no true sub thing where everyone who dares have more than one thought is an evil maledom fag?

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>>17327977
She likes to act her age out in public (22) and be the strong one in the relationship. But in private, she just wants to be coddled, hugged, and loved, clinging onto me not wanting to let go, except when it comes time for lewd, then she gets a bit kinky; she has a habit of trying new Sabbath© spells and potions on me . She's got a smug look on her face quite of bit of the time, but that's common with all baphomets.

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>>17328043
Then call yourself a switch and not a sub?

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>>17327948
I wish my hellhound waifu's summoning circle would work
after the initial deer-in-headlights moment of the both of us realizing that we're real, seeing her face light up knowing all her hard work finally paid off would be enough to cure my depression three times over.

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>>17328046
She sounds adorable. And how does she behave in the bedroom? She doesn't get too rough, does she?

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>>17328075
Oni Tengu draws the best everything.

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>>17328058
Even if sub thoughts make up 95% and dom thoughts are 5% at most? Does the wording bother you that badly and keep you up at night?

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>>17328075
>>17328096
Shame he's been fully absorbed by the gacha hell.

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>>17328105
>>17328058
>>17328043
>>17328018

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>>17328075
I bet hellhound-made summoning circles involve lots of fire. I bet any boys and men summoned get all their clothes burnt off.

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>>17328119
I want to drink a Hatter's tea.

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>>17328087
We like it rough! Not to the point that it'd cause any harm though.

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>>17328118
Kiyo a cute!
Also surprisingly busty

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>>17327935
Well that was a 10/10 read.
God bless foxes.

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>>17328119
My waifu thinks such talk is fascinating.
In reality she thinks its droll and just wants people to start fucking already.

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>>17327843
>>17327820
>Be in Antarctica because research reasons
>Dive into the sub-zero water, it'll take your nerves months to heal from this, even with over two hundred pounds of gear on
>Hear them before you see them, a pod of Orca mermaids swimming towards you
'Yaho~o! Sailor boy!'
>NOPE.exe
>Climb onto an ice floe, panting and heaving, even through your rebreather
>One, two, three heads pop out of the water, their black hair mixed in various patterns of white, all three of them what the Japanese call 'Ara ara' girls
'Oh poo~ Little sailor boy has run aground! What'll we do, girls?'
>They all smirk at each other, diving back underwater
>Dorsal fins cresting the water, they start to swim in a V formation towards you, the water creating miniature waves that start to rock the ice floe
'Don't you want to play with us? We'll be gentle~'
>It takes three more runs of the same sort of swimming formation to knock you into the water, where they quickly disrobe you, the eldest hugging you close to her while they swim back into open water
>You soon find out that their vaginas are more anatomically like dolphins than humans, able to milk you and time their orgasms to yours
>Eventually, after exhausting rounds of what feels like sex for days, they come towards the shallows to bully Selkies
>You don't know where you are or how you got there outside of copious amounts of Orca sex but you figure it'd be a nice try to get back to land. Nice, warm, safe land.
>As soon as you reach shore and stumble to your feet, you can feel one of their hands latch around your ankle, her smile ever so smug and knowing
'Ara ara~ Are you really trying to leave,
hubby? We've barely gone through the nuptuals and you've still yet to give me a daughter!'
>PLEASE, LADY, THE SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED
>Selkie and her husband seeing you get drug back into the water by your Orca mermaid wife,
a loud and hoarse "NoooOOoOOOOO"
escaping your mouth

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>>17327916
Lolis don't need to nearly suffocate their man to enjoy his touch

>>17327968
That's mostly true but it's more about skin coverage
A Dorome or Slime who can cover 100% of her body with 100% of yours will be a heaven
The shorter the girl, the easier it will be for you to cover most of her skin

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>>17328142
Well it's good to see she's concerned about your health anon. Do you have a favorite position?

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>>17328166
Interesting case for Sandworms.
They can cover you easily, but the inverse is inconceivable.

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>>17328151
whats the name of that one?

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>>17321074
>Dragon demands an explanation.
>You explain.
>Dragon seizes you and rape you immediately as you are pretty much jumping on all the Dragon's hot buttons here: repulsion to harming males and a male in front of her that doesn't come to slay her or want her trasure stroking her powerful reproductive drive.
>Due the circumstances in which she met you she is specially overprotective even by Dragon standards, never leaving you out of her sight.
>Despite never having trained a day in her entire life, she defeats said Salamander, barehanded.
>Dragon proceeds to rape you all day straight as her victory prize.
>You find out you never needed a Salamander because Dragons are Superior Lizard anyway.

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>>17328181
https://exhentai.org/g/1019976/b28cc24952/

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>>17328162
Yes. I need more anon. You've gone and got me addicted to thicc orca tails.

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>>17328191
ahh thanks

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>>17328005
So I just lay down and let her fuck me? She always pins me down anyway. How will that help in getting her to slap me around as she fucks me?

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>>17328177
Missionary, but it's a bit awkward with her small body to do it that way. She says she likes it though! Her favorite is cowgirl since she likes to see my face when her "most exceptional vagina of all monsters" does its work.

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>>17328206
>So I just lay down and let her fuck me?
That's what you do at first. As soon as you hear her first moan that's when you grab her by the hips and try and turn the table she on her only for her to fight back.
Now everyone's happy!

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>>17328215
>not amazon position
Come the fuck on dude.

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>>17328179
Just staying inside her and hugging her female body regularly should keep your Sandworm wife happy

You could always lay spread like a starfish on top of her outer body if she ever got jealous after seeing how a loli got her whole body covered by a hug from her onii-chan

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>>17328224
What if the Minotaur lets the tables get turned and doesnt fight back?

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>>17328206
this guy >>17328224 has got it, start fighting and make her work for it, once she sees you like her being rough shell have you hanging from the ceiling from your wrists beating you like a punching bag while fucking you against the wall in no time
>>17328248
>implying

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>>17328241
>She ends up training herself to be able to assume the Lamia-esque form just so you can give her full-body hugs

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>>17328187
Reminded me of that one dragonfag who said he didn't deserve his waifu and got punched in a dream by her.

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>>17328277
>tfw not a dream, she crossed dimensions to punch him
at least thats what i like to think

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>>17328277
>said he didn't deserve his waifu and got punched in a dream by her
U w0t?

[Anonymous No.]

Take your Extra Thicc monstergirl girlfriend shopping for cute clothes and dresses!

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>>17328263
Sandworms aren't too bright, but I'd buy one all the books she needed to learn how to transform so that she could fulfill her dream of being princess carried by a cute boy

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>>17328306
Anon was too sad and said he didn't deserve his waifu. Then later that night, while he was sleeping she showed up in his dream and have him a beating for being dumb.

It's a nice love story.

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>>17328277
>>17328366
Oh that was me, and yes i did get gutpunched and was in massive physical pain until i repented.

I like calling it being interdimensionally gut-punched. It is not a good feeling by any stretch of the imagination.

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>>17328385
It's weird when something happens in a dream and you can feel it after you wake up. I went throught some dream waifu pain too so I know what you mean.

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>>17328366
Spoopy

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>>17328398
Yes and you will know just who did it as soon as you feel the pain and how to make it stop.

Im still depressed and losing all hope just never wanting to talk about leaving her again.Sometimes i think her being Yandere might have been the only thing keeping me in line.

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>>17327922
After looking at the orca talk, I think doing lewd stuff with a plush, pudgy anubis in water would be pretty amazing too. Imagine sneaking away with her to an oasis in the evening, swimming out with her into the middle of the warm water with her, and making waves as you set her whole buoyant body jiggling from the force of your thrusting.

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Still a shame many good things were changed from her, but it´s done.

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I've never had a monster girl dream. And I've had some weird fucking dreams.

Seriously going to the pool with the cast of Kiznaiver what the fuck brain?

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>>17328425
She's still cute, good job.

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>>17328425
Cute cat ghost.

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>>17328413
Mine was for a different reason, but I still felt it sting a little.

I believe in you, anon. I'm not in a good situation either but we'll make it through.

>>17328429
It's been a long time since I had a mg dream. Most of my dreams is me doing weird shit and talking to people.

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>>17328423
Big girls are best in water.
Taking a P'Orc wife to the pool to molest her as she sweats it out in the shallow end would be perfect.

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>>17328425
Spooky

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>>17328429
Haven't had one in a while, though some have had me worried for a bit

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>>17328457
How?

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>>17328342
You know you're just going there to buy her a cow print bikini, don't even lie about it

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best MG for holding hands while stargazing in an open field somewhere in the woods?

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>>17328385
Did she said something to you or just proceded with the punch immediately?

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>>17328425
The other one was better looking, but I loved the hair covering the eye in this one. Also, those titties and that open button are really great.

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>>17328454
I'd love to watch my P'orc hesitantly step out of the changing room in that sling bikini I "asked" her to wear. She's gonna get molested good.

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>>17328465
Well of course, or string bikinis that are too small or skirts that don't hope to cover her big butt.
But you gotta get em in the door so you can humiliate and embarrass them by picking out all the lewd and revealing too-tight outfits, then molest them as they're trying to make them fit while looking in the mirror.

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I am really torn when portals open if I should waifu a Jinko or Minotaur. Its too hard to choose!

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>>17328465
Cowprint is the goddamn best.

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>>17328471
That works with any girl. Chaos ones might say that her mom is up there.

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>>17328475
Remember to get that 'sun tan' lotion aaaaall in her hard to reach spots. If she complains just buy her an ice cream, that'll stuff her face and shut her up.

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>>17328463
Getting dryhumped by an Alice until she climaxes

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>>17328474
Thanks! and yea i liked those changes, the one that baffled me the most was the tails to a single one.

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>>17328480
CowCheshires scare me.

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>>17328471
Sandworm

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>>17328481
>Take your eldritch wife out to a field to stargaze
>She looks up and says "Hi mom."
>All the stars go out for two seconds.

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>>17328487
Yeah, losing all that fluff was dissapointing, but it would be weird if she was a cat like that. Would still fug though, so the fact that it's still a nice piece doesn't change.

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>>17328482
Of course. I bought a nice honey-based lotion to glaze- I mean, cover her with. A couple hours in the sun and she'll be deliciously roasted- I mean, tan! Deliciously, succulently tan. Hahaha...

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>>17328471
Most of them

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>>17328489
They don't scare me as much as neet Cheshires.

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>>17328492
Oddly cute.

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>>17328471
>Take dragon waifu to stargaze on an open field
>Keep looking in her eyes
Oh god I actually got a bit embarrassed thinking about that.

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>>17328492
>your elder god mother-in-law will never destroy a few galaxies so that in a few millennia the explosions will be seen on your wedding night

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>>17328504
Also very, very cute.

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>>17328501
NEET monsters aren't so bad. They never leave the house right?

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>>17328471
Holstaur.

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>>17328497
I bet P'Orcs get extra turned on and feel extra good when they bake in the sun or otherwise.

Can you imagine listening to her meaty skin sizzle as she starts breathing heavier, her string bikini covering nothing at that point having slipped from the lube into her private areas?

Will you smack P'Orc ass and tell her the meat's almost ready for tenderizing?

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>>17328472
I was given no warning except by anons saying i was a horrible person. I don't think even when i was drowning was even close to the pain i felt that day.

>>17328443
For her, right?

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>>17328342
I want to shop for a buff tall monster girl

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>>17328503
You know what happens when you're this cheesy? Daughterus happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>enmusubi-no-youko-chan

cute fox girls, the chinese cartoon

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>>17328510
Not until you start teaching them how to act like a normal person.

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>>17328512
>take your herbivore waifu to to stargaze in an open field
>she is too busy eating grass instead
wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328520
Do you get her workout tanktops with stuff like 'Pump' and 'H.U.E.G.' on it?

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>>17328515
>have seven P'Orc cousins
>wonder why you guys never go to the beach anymore since you all have gotten older
>invite them to the beach
>a couple of hours later they're practically taking you back to the van while pulling your pants off
>you'll never have to explain to your parents why you have to pay for you aunt and uncles van to get professionally detailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328471
Holding paws with a Yeti

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>>17328520
>go shopping for your buff Jinko waifu
>come home and show her what you got her
>"Anon, what the fuck?"
>you'll never buy your buff Jinko waifu her very own idol cosplay outfit to wear in the bedroom

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>>17328534
>"Mmmgh, cmon cousin... how'd you like it if we called you 'boss' instead?"
>"Yeah, yeah! You can be our boss, anon... you can boss us 'round to do anything you want..."
>"Just lay back and relax, an- boss, uunh... please just let us get this heat off'a us..."
>Anon was then fully surrounded, smothered, and submerged in plush, sizzling P'Orc bodies as they orgied orgasm after orgasm out of him for hours in various degenerate, submissive, slutty thick ways
Hot damn.

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>>17328526
What poor fool tries to do that? You know you're just going to be taken into their womancave forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328518
For her and for yourself.

>>17328521
Maybe I should do it more then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328524
Seeing all the recent manga and anime featuring monster girls is great
I wonder if that's a response to something, or just people finally learning the greatness of monster girls

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>>17328545
>>17328534
>have to tell your aunt and uncle what happened
>your aunt is furious and demands you to take responsibility and relents when she sees you agree immediately to marry them all
>your uncle is drinking his beer behind her trying to stop giggling the entire time

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>>17328531
Exactly, I find it cute as fuck watching cow girls eat grass for some reason, especially when they're so happy and relaxed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328533
I could picture myself getting one as a joke that says 'lick here' pointing down at her abs and hope she takes it literally

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>>17328560
>"Girls! You hear? Anon's gon be marrying us all!"
>"All of us?!"
>"That's great!"
>"Oh lowd I'm so happy I'm gonna cry!"
>"We gotta start plannin the weddin'!"
>"Wait a minute, where we gonna go for our honeymoon?"
>Flash forward to later when anon receives a call confirming his booking to an expensive resort at a beautiful tropical beach that's known for having cool waters but very, very hot weather
>P'Orcs salivating in the background as he confirms it, knowing they aren't leaving that honeymoon until each one of them has a baby on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328545
Fuck, why are P'orcs so good? I don't even have a biting fetish but I already want to give my tan p'orcers lots of love nibbles. I bet they naturally taste like bacon.

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>>17328576
Just imagine one laying against you, one of your hands cupping her big ass, the other fingering her slick meaty pussy, as you nibble her bacon-tasting ear and whisper all the things you're gonna bend her over and how you hope she didn't burn because you're gonna spank that ass so hard it'll bruise for weeks.
All while the other ones are running their breasts and hands over you, kissing you up and down, licking your skin, and moaning and breathing in your ears for you to please hurry so you can fuck them next.
P'Orcs are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328576
P'Orcs are love. P'Orcs are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328576
So if one of your P'Orc wives begged you to bite her ass, you'd do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328454
True that. What is it that makes those two such a good combination, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328162
Noice m80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328196
I'd give you more but I have more tropes than an eroge in my arsenal, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328606
I'd do it playfully in between kisses on both cheeks of that sweet plump rump.
She wouldn't even have to beg me to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328630
Put it in a pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328518
Dragons punch really hard, dont they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328591
I'd get them all apple shaped ballgags, tie them up, and blindfold them so them won't know what I'm doing. Then I'll go around lovingly tormenting them: pinching their inverted nipples until they pop out, smacking their slutty asses, sproinking their cute little tails, and nibbling their ears. I'd whisper lots of degrading things to them, calling them bitch-sows and asking if they're really pigs and not cows with those huge tits. The best part is getting to listen to them oink and moan in pleasure through their gags. Man, I love P'orc cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328518
Did she told you anything after the punch or she just went away after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a deadpan wisp say:
you smart, you loyal, i appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328638
They sure can

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328480
cows a besto

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328651
Those are idols though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328636
Put what in a pastebin, that post or more? because quite frankly I'm a bit busy right now so I'd have to do it before this archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328639
My fucking nigga. You'd have a whole line of puddles of wetness from how turned on they'd be from it, which of course just begets more humiliation of their slutty, pathetic forms.
Be sure to buy them all leashes so they can be led around when like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328657
no worries, i got a whole folder of bovine, some that cannot be shared here as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328660
If they're gonna have leashes, they'll need some adorable collars with name tags on them,
and the back of each tag has Breeding Pig #1,
Breeding Pig #2, Breeding Pig #3...
>your Dark Elf momster finds out about all the stuff you've been doing with your P'orcs
>she's never been prouder

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328235
I have a hard time seeing a girl with such a small body in the amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328657
Are you saying that cowgirls can't also be idols anon? Because me personally, I idolize all cowgirls and would treat them as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328698
you and me i think may have some things in common

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328681
And just think of the efficiency!
>Sows carry you around everywhere, never have to strain yourself again
>your wish is their command, if you tell them to get you a fancy dinner, they'll either find out how to make it themselves or raid a restaurant and force their chef to make what you desire
>To you, they're the ultimate submissive bitchsows, feeling their most fulfilled when you're humiliating them and sexually abusing them in all sorts of delectable ways
>To others, they're like maniacal cultist warriors, unhinged and indiscriminate in how they remove people in your way or that would slight you
>All for the chance to be the first to get choked that night by your dick
>and to jostle for position to rest closest to you at night in a big exhausted pile, each P'Orc neglecting sleep to try to be the last one to kiss you or to be the first to wake you up with a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328706
I'd love a harem of P'Orcs that are varying levels and flavors of strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328606
I'd eat out her ass if she wanted me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328118
>Shame he's been fully absorbed by the gacha hell.

You mean he's too busy with mobile games to draw, or are you referring to something else?

[Anonymous No.]

where i find page 65537's book (miss shirleys lover)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328723
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon.
Anon, what did you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run my fingers through a loli Lich's fluffy hair when she's resting against me after sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328733
Too busy with those mobages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328769
What does mobage even mean? I get that it's mobile phone game, but does mobage mean "Mobile Garbage" or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328802
Mobile game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328706
Those silly piggies. They're gonna have to shape up and act proper in public if they want me to make them mommies. Do they want our piglets to know their momsters are nothing more than cock addicted fuck-pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328807
Yes!
Big, meaty P'Orcs that are perpetually pregnant and milky would make those girls have something to live up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328807
That choice is yours anon.
Do you keep up an act in front of your daugtherus that they're all just normal, happy monstergirls that like vanilla with their husband?
Or do you let them know the truth early of how depraved and slutty your wives are for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be kidnapped and enslaved by dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Crossbreeds!
>Naihuryon and Arachne
>A spider shows up unexpectedly in your house, but you don't mind because it will help keep away other monster girls, including those annoying mosquito gals that keep bumping into your window at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328892
i want this but with minotaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328651
Only muscle cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328162
Orcafuckers begone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Speaking of arachnes, I want an ignis arachne crossbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Paladdin waifus abusive to their non-combat husbands who got assigned to them by The Order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Kikimora Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Amazon dark elf. For fetish reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Hellhounds with angels.
Because all dogs go to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328911
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328932
What if he tells her monster pussy is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Large Mouse and Alice for a harem of mouse-like perma-virgins. Bonus points if they also suffer 'adverse side-effects' while they are in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328942
That would call for some cleansing, which involves bondage and orgasm denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328944
>Orgy of permavirgin mice
Oh dear, oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Dice roll:
>Slime
>Salamander
>Girl is sick of being associated with low level enemy slimes and uses her gelatinous body to be nearly impervious to all physical attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328942
They'll break up and the guy would either go to jail so he can get some torture or in some extreme cases he can be executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328942
Re-education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328903
Dragon-sama!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328919
I want to be violated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328964
DO NOT LEWD THE HONESTCRAFT LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Amazon weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Amazon Automaton.
Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329007
im picturing more of a delivery bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329010
>Anon places an order for an Amazon Automaton, dreaming of getting dommed by a big hunk of sexy synthflesh
>Instead a kuudere, short Automaton in a plucky Amazon Delivery uniform shows up and says she's required by order to hang out with him for a day
I'd still be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329013
>dreaming of getting dommed by a big hunk of sexy synthflesh
>jackhammer.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328964
>Trick a paladin girl into trying to prove that human pussy is better
>Palm some dark matter and smear it on your cock as you slide it in
>Ride the wave as she writhes and changes atop you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329013
Monster girls in uniforms are very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328927
How about a Hellhound and Yeti? Rough cuddle fucking, extra soft hellhound mofu, brown skin, white fluffy fur, maybe some blue eye flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329026
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329016
>"Customer, our time is nearing its end. You had stated in your request form for sexual intercourse actions. Is this still a desire of yours?"
>'Oh, naaah, don't worry about it, I was kinda thinking of something else anyway, I don't know if you're built to really handle the speed and power I was-'
>"I am capable through Jackhammer2.0.exe of performing 217 pumps of my hips per minute at full industrial level strength."
>'How do I extend my order.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
>Sandworm X Hellhound
>Hellworm
The ultimate protective waifu. She has the same basic anatomy as a sandworm, but her shell is black like obsidian with flames coming out of cracks of each segment. The outside eyes are also black as well. Inside she's got a more redish color to her instead of pink, black sclera, and red eyes as well, no eye flames however. Completely untameable, she will NOT let her husband out whatsoever, and it's not up for discussion. She'll find a way to keep you inside even if she does shrink into her "lamia like" form; hope you're not claustrophobic, because that's gonna be a super tight fit; vorefags will love it. They can be found wandering the dark demon realms, volcanic regions, or extremely large burial sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Ushi-Tentacle.
The fuzz of an Ushi Oni on the outside of each appendage, still the squishy pleasure buds on the bottom side.
More muscular torso.
Black and exotic blue and red in coloration.
Extremes are even more pronounced as far as personality, when calm is downright prude and pure as the chief god herself, but get her aroused past a threshold and she goes super mega ultra II turbo rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329026
Lilims in uniform!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329066
I hate Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329026
Yeah, maid uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329026

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329077
I like centaurs, I feel they are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329074
I want to fuck my monster teacher that moonlights as a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329083
You can tell the people that are REAL monstergirl fans by whether they're at least okay with or wouldn't turn down a centaur-type monstergirl or not
I agree anyway, centaurs are awesome. Mostly Cerea though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329072
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329093
Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329026
Very

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329096
It's impossible to hate lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329093
>>17329096
The height of intellectual discourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329100
How is it impossible to hate Lilims when I hate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329109
You lie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329103
I want to tease a Hakutaku for not having a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329083

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329103
yes. height. hakutakus look tall. big smart girls. and cows.
i need to find a herd (do they come in herds) and engage in a deep er um discussion regarding bovine reproductive anatomy with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329112
I don't see why I would lie about a personal opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329132
That's just plausible deniability!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329135
Anon that doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329103
I think I might have the hots for teacher.

That line from the profile about gently guiding while striking at my weak points...mmmmhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329144
And it still makes more sense than hating lilims!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329103
>Super smug and witty Hakutaku college professor that puts cocky Anon down a peg whenever he tries to be a smartass
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329016
Makes me think of film13

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329157
What's wrong with him being a smartass? Is the Hakutaku professor trying to say that being a dumbass is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329156
No, it doesn't. Hating lilims is my opinion and it is a perfectly fine one to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328896
Other anons have already had the same ideas, but honestly I want amazons mixed with just about anything. Amazons and tentacles, amazons and vampires, amazons and slimes.
Really this is just my muscle fetish and desire to get dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329166
I think she's just hitting on him.

>10/10 would pursue a relationship with an intelligent and gorgeous woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329156
Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Finally MGE land!
>As you go in route to look for your waifu a female Paladdin Hero approach you
>She takes her sword out and kneels down
>Recites an insanely large love poem in archaic language
>"Please, allow me to protect you with my sword and please you with my body."
>Offers you a wedding ring with a gem so large a Dragon would be jealous
>Turns out she is a fan of "alien boys" as you are of MGs and of you as you are of your waifu
>Her home is filled with images of you, as you appear in the "Alien Boy Encyclopedia."
>She is even willing to turn into the MG race you have as waifu and because of her insane potential she can turn into any MG, even a Lilim
>She has a diary with lots and lots of fanfics about you
Will you break her heart or take the ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329171
>>17329179
Cease this bullying immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329183
All I'm doing is stating an opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329157
>"Alright, pack it up class, have a good weekend, stay out of trees and trouble. Ah, Anon, stick back a second."
>'Heh. Guess its finally time to make my moves on teach-'
>"Can it, casanova. And people don't call their college professors 'teach', not even back in the 80s. So. You don't know, do you?"
>'Uh... don't know what?'
>"That centaur, the redhead that always directly behind you two rows. You really don't know? Demon Lord save me, you might actually be as dumb as you look."
>'Wait wait wait. What about her? What's she-'
>"That girl has been trying to work up the courage to ask you out for the past two months, and you're so dense you haven't so much as noticed when she picks up your books for you or trails behind you with a new dress every week at the end of classes. I can accept willful denial, but flat out ignorance..."
>'Whoa! Wait, what?! T-the redhead?! Me?!"
>"She's got a name, loverboy. I suggest you ask her for it the next time you get a chance to hang out with her. Which, by the way, is tonight, at the Merbucks on fifth and main. I told her to meet up there to discuss her extra credit project. You're gonna go instead."
>'Wait... Miss Hakutaku, why are you doing this?'
>"Anon, it is week 10 of your Monster Motivations 203 class. If you don't know by now why I, a Hakutaku, am trying to set you up with a girl who clearly has to contain her estrus every time you smile in her direction, then I really am going easy on your grades like I fear. Prove me wrong, kid! Get goin!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329179
Lilim are okay. I mean they're not the worst. Yes the OC Steelims are bad but come on don't let that represent all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329187
Your opinion is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329118
Good Horses get pats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
I'd push the ring aside and kiss her right there on the spot before breaking away and asking her to show me this strange new world I've landed in. Where fate will take us, who can say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329090
I wouldn't turn one down if she really wanted to be with me, but that goes with any MG to be honest. I just don't like how she get leg lock you while fucking, even if you do KC's style with the second vagina in the front, their anatomy prevents it. The only non-bipedal girls I really like are ushi-onis and lamias since they can compensate for the lack of leg locking, using their pedipalps and tail respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
>Red eyes
She's a Vampire masquerading as a human.
This is a test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329188
But horsepussy is shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
How good are her commissions and stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17327885
This is fucking stupid. Dunno what I expected tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329190
Mari and Ilassa are okay since they're actually in content and not forced memes like Viccy, Selene, and whatever stupid fucking name Chowder gave his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
sounds like a trap to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329193
Now that's just rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329197
she can't leg lock you*
Christ, I should really learn to spellcheck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
>red eyes
>pale skin
shes a vamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329183
>>17329190
Lilims deserved to be bullied, ill never give up on that!

I like lilims too i just like bulling them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
YES! I'd let her take me there and cry tears of joy that she loves that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329197
I can understand where people are coming from with that. For some reason it just never really bothered me. I figured plenty of monstergirls would have plenty of things you'd have to adjust to as far as the actual physical, kinetic act of sex goes, and making love to a centaur is just one more normal thing to adjust to.
They're just so majestic, and have such unique ways of showing affection too. Riding on the back of a centaur wife would be so cute and romantic for me. Or lewd even, if I put my hands to work. Dunno. Just like em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17328964
This pally only fucks goblins and horses iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329090
What if I would turn one down because I'm a footfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
I take the ring, of course.
The real monster is on the inside that counts. Plus the process of having a loving, loyal human woman want to go through the process of monsterization is hot as fuck. Imagine going through her options and showing her all that could be available to her, what it will lead to in her relationship, and then the day when it finally comes and relishing in her reactions to her transformation, and the increased sex drive afterward driving her into pure love and lust.

Shit, I might want this more than anything else now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329220
what a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329182
"No hablo ingles!"

In all seriousness, I would give her a shot. But I wouldn't change her into a monster girl myself. We'd just move to a human state that is monster friendly, and if she gets monsterized by something or seeks to become a monster girl herself, I won't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329220
Erika? Huh? She's just a dyke for the princess, unless this is a WD meta joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329220
>Randomly slandering Erika
kys shadownigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329220
Sounds like an average woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329099
the right boot is laced wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329245
She doesn't have normal hands you fucking racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329188
Not a fan of centuars but this is a pretty top tier situation. If it was most other races i'd definitely do as the haku asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329223
find a big girl with big feet to smooch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329245
>Not even commenting on the fact that the boots are like those skele-toe things

If they don't have human feet, they should be barefoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329258
Slut angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329259
Naw, Anubis paws would be pretty sensitive. Harpies or hoofed girls wouldn't need shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329261
I'd fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329046
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329263
>Naw, Anubis paws would be pretty sensitive.
Then I wouldn't recommend boots unless her paws are calloused to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329263
Big paw monsters can wear oversized winter boots that zip up the side, keep their fur nice and clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329027
That sounds about as close as you could get to a heavenhound.

[Maritan No.]

>>17328001
Old post, but still
He did say hellhounds are tamable, he will not say how, however, because he wants people to have fun coming up with stories how.
But yes, it IS possible, it's just not easy, the rest is up to your imagination.
If you believe me or not is up to you honestly, I only ever ask these questions because they're talked about a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329046
I've never been into vore before, but that sounds pretty damn enticing.
Will a post on /mgt/, of all places, be the gateway that turns me into a vorefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329227
>going through her options and showing her all that could be available to her, what it will lead to in her relationship
I fucking love this. Monsterization is a underutilized fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329287
Even better if she's really inexperienced with it and its all new to her.
Can you imagine her eyes widening as you go through the option of turning her into something really unique like an Ushi Oni or a Tentacle or Queen Slime or any of the Lamia types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329284
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329280
You know, it still amazes me how you can draw the whole range of adorable to slutty so well. It makes all your girls feel a little more grounded with that kind of variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329280
>He did say hellhounds are tamable, he will not say how, however, because he wants people to have fun coming up with stories how.
It's almost like this has been backed up by how the profiles and setting work and how the author has always intended the setting to be used, for the entire time, but some people have plugged their ears and shitposted the the truth away every time it comes up.
Invincible hellhound fags forever put on blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329280
I just find odd that the hellhound profile says they aren't tamable and then KC says that they are
this could just be from the the perspective of the character who 'wrote' the mge
is mge a secretly brilliant setting with really good writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329306
DEEPEST
LORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329306
>is mge a secretly brilliant setting with really good writing?
Let's not go crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329306
>is mge a secretly brilliant setting with really good writing?
Occam's razor, Anon. It's much more likely that KC just can't write for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329306
>is mge a secretly brilliant setting with really good writing?

[Anonymous No.]

So, who wants to be the writefag to author "The Taming of the Hellhound" ?

A don't fuck it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329292
>'And this one is an Apophis.'
>"Oh! Another of the sna- um, l-lahmee types? I love her outfit..."
>'Yep! Lamia. She's from the desert kingdom. She has a strong amount of magical power, and an extremely potent venom that acts like a crazy aphrodisiac that enthralls her love to her.'
>"Wow... heh, i-is that something you'd like? To be enthralled to me, dearest?"
>'Well, its more than just that. The Apophis is driven instinctually to try and conquer the Pharaoh of the desert kingdom. Her venom can turn other women into lamias that will be enslaved to her, and her ultimate goal is to enthrall the pharaoh and create a land of dark in the desert where monster and man couples can engage in debauchery and have endless fun'
>"Eeeehh??! Conquer a pharaoh? What happens to her afterward?"
>'Up to the Apophis. Sometimes they just send her to be occupied by a husband, sometimes they add them to a harem that they make for their own husbands. But their personalities are extremely haughty and domineering, even though their endeavors are all to make the life of their husband better.'
>"I... that's quite something... oh, to be able to give the world to you through such potent power... And to be so dominant... I think I like this one..."
>'Good. Lets keep looking though.'
>"Y-yes, anything you like..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329322
Will I get paid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329322
That guy who keeps making the NTR, vore and vore-NTR stories can do it.
It's exactly what the concept deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329329
>vore-ntr

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329329
>vore-NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329306
KC's already said before that the profile is a "usual" member of the species and not a rule for all of X type of monster, or something along those lines. People have been well aware of it for a long time, except they've been somehow able to pretend it doesn't apply to this one single profile out of a couple of hundred for some reason.

>>17329311
>>17329313
>>17329316
>this immediate, tangliable butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17324168
Is there any more art of this sexy cutie??

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329329
Fuck that guy. I saw one of his stories and I'm never looking at his pastebin ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329292
It would be like going through the toy catalog with a child
>Circle the ones you like and we'll make a list
>More than half the book is circled
Which species that would allow her to experience multiple species? I vaguely remember a girl partnering with a phantom last thread to accomplish this. A mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329346
I feel like in this case the Hellhound is just an exaggeration. You know, like when they say a couple has sex all day long but it's just three sessions per day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329334
>>17329338
Basically, there was a guy and his pharaoh wife.
Then an apophis invader and her husband barge in. The pharaoh is probably bitten by the apophis, and is fucked by the apophis' husband. The apophis restrains the guy, making him watch as it all happens. Then she uses magic to shrink the guy down and eat him.
I'm not going to bother linking to the writer's pastebin. They've got like 4 or 5 stories which all follow those themes. And even taking a detached look at it, his writing isn't that good. Like if you were into either of those fetishes, the writing isn't good enough to arouse with those factors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329353
That was a Djiin, which isn't a thing in MGE (yet)

[Maritan No.]

>>17329299
Thanks~
I do like to draw cute things here and there, and runa is the perfect excuse to.
I was thinking of more cute mother and daughter things once I have more free time to draw
.>>17329300
That and the setting is written by some scholar with a bit of bias and who can't write anything in depth.
I like to think that the profile is written in such a way that men who read it feel challenged into being THE ONE who happens to do it, so they either succeed or fail horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329346
>Butthurt
>When people rebuke that MGE isn't a brilliant, well written setting

Pot, meet kettle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329346
Most profiles don't mention explicitly the need to surpass a god.
Lot of gods around here, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329357
Pretty much
I don't think he's even into that stuff. Either he's a piss-poor writer or he's just trolling. Maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw people still get triggered over a story you wrote a month ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329346
Which is why when people ask about workarounds for Lizard Girls marrying warriors, my usual answer is "Since love always triumph in MGE and you will always get your waifu per KC's rule, you will just find the Lizardman that doesn't give a fuck if her husband can fight for shit." And I always get responses like "No-Uh it doesn't exist, he has to be fight, period." Where profiles are just the norm and monster girls who are exceptions can and do exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329368
I suspect trolling, but considering they mainly hang out on /d/, it could be that they are into that stuff, but they're just not a great writer. Who knows?

>>17329370
I don't have a bait reaction pic, but pretend I'm posting one at you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to push an Umi Osho on her back, then subsequently rape her after watching her cute helpless flailing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329378
I want to remember that Umi Osho exist.
Not really though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329370
It was some top-notch trolling, especially considering how popular Not!Egypt girls are here.

Unless you weren't trolling, in which case you might want to pull a Tommy Wiseau

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>>17329370
Its a good litmus test. If only we could harness this and regulate it, we could have a great measurement tool for autism.
>>17329375
Ya'll act like everyone that enjoys something on /d/ is some unspeakable degenerate pariah, but I guarantee I've seen at least twenty of you fuckers in the monstergirl threads there at least.
But its too chill right now to get in a wet noodle fight.

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>>17329365
>the profiles have exaggerations (like KC has confirmed before)
>all members of a species aren't the exact same as described in the profile (like KC has confirmed before)
>mge gods aren't all that hot shit when a powered up succubus can slap them around and alter them like it's nothing
Take your pick.

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>>17329368
I like the vore but not the NTR so much. The NTR is mostly trolling, but I do like to do requests to make other anons happy; I don't have any limits to what I will and won't write. I keep my real vore stories off of here though because I do like to get some constructive criticism on them. Yes, I know I'm a shit writer.

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>>17329353
As a Paladin (and an accomplished one), I bet she'd take a really long time and be very thorough about it and earnest.
>Hmm... Dearest seems to like this 'mofu', but he also enjoys more muscular types.
>Also, my research into the maximum amount of pleasure possible yielded that Lilims are well and above the most powerful, but there are some humans who seem to think they are... 'shit'
>I can't risk it... Must do more research to become perfect for Dearest... must be perfect...

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>weekend threads

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>>17329382
>Ya'll act like everyone that enjoys something on /d/ is some unspeakable degenerate pariah
No. That's you projecting. I didn't say that.
I said that because they hang out on /d/, there's a chance they're actually into those fetishes, because /d/ hosts threads for that stuff.
Is that the same as saying everyone who hangs out on /d/ is into stuff like vore and NTR? No.

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>>17329387
I think you've got enough of a head to realize there's no constructive criticism to be had here.
Really, even if you're writing to the thread's tastes, to be honest.
The vore part got a stir outta me. Might have even enjoyed it if it weren't for the NTR stuff.
Whatever though.

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>>17329387
I liked the second Anubis story a lot and the Harpy one was fine too, but the ones with vore are definitely not my thing.

The writting has potential and you should keep going though despite most people not enjoying .

You should write a purely NTR Dragon or Hellhound story though

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>>17329387
>>17329401
>>17329405
The samefagging is palpable.

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>>17329391
[x]Stoke tails

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>>17329387
Kill yourself. Subhumans like you should just stay in /d/.

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>>17329387
I've never gotten the whole fetish aspect of NTR. It worksas a story telling mechanic to create dissonance or tension Jonathan beating the shit out of Dio would have been much less satisfying if he hadn't stolen Erina's first kiss but I just don't get how you can get off on that you can get off on watching someone else fuck your girl.

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>>17329413
Same. But people come from weird places to get to weird conclusions.

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>>17329389
Adorable. I wish she could somehow be a different one every day.

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>>17329306
The profile doesn't says they are untamable, it doesn't contradict anything. The profile says there are tamable if: you surpass a god in taming.
The profile never specifies what is surpassing a god in training. It doesn't mean you can beat Ares in combat, it means you can tame better than she does. The Hellhound's "invincibility" remains unchanged, yes you can tame her, it just requires a particular method no one or almost no one else has figured out.

This is the way I see MGE: MGE is not a singular universe where all stories take place. MGE is a multiverse where the setting functions as a common set of "laws of physics" for the entire multiverse. Each anon is responsible for the particular MGE universe where he meets his waifu, he has complete freedom as long as he follow the core rules of the multiverse. So this is why there can be many ways to tame a Hellhound, because in one universe it can be that way and in another it can be another way. Also this is why the ambiguity of Druella, in some universes she is married in others she doesn't and she is waiting for anon.

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>>17329413
>making serious replies to a /d/tard who's already admitting to trolling
Or are you still trying to samefag?

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>>17329411
Oh please. Let's not forget that half the reason folks like Lamias and Arachne is half of the way snakes and spiders eat prey.

Being a shit writer, however, is unforgivable.

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>>17329413
>I've never gotten the whole fetish aspect of NTR.
Probably because you're not suffering from brain damage or actual mental health issues.

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>>17329425
Speak for yourself. I'm only into it for the god tier cuddles.

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>>17329420
>grasping at straws to the extent of headcanoning that taming a hellhound is only possible in alternate universes
Topkek

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>>17329425
>Oh please. Let's not forget that half the reason folks like Lamias and Arachne is half of the way snakes and spiders eat prey.
This is crap and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329421
>fagcat.bmp
Can't one troll admire the work of another?

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>>17329425
I hope you've got the citation of the decade to back that projection up.

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>>17329408
Whatever you say anon
http://i.imgur.com/XMnt9yZ.png

>>17329405
You really shouldn't be giving me any ideas. With all these people complaining about NTR, it makes me want to write another one just to trigger them.

>>17329413
I guess it's just some sort of emotional masochism. I couldn't stand the thought of my waifu screwing another man.

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>Replying
Come on, you guys should know better than that.

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>>17329389
>It seems like these "elderitch" monsters are pretty unique
>I don't want to scare him though
>On the other hand, he did once mention a "fear boomer" or something like that
>This Wendy girl seems cute, but I don't know if I could take the cold without a lot of layers and a heavy protective coat

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>>17329430
I do not posit that it is only possible to tame her in "alternate universes" because there is no "alternate universes" in MGE in the sense that one is the main and the other are alternates. All of them are of equal standing, as long as they follow the core rules. So the Hellhound is tamable in all of them. What this implies, is different in each other..

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll just go fuck my maid until Monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329441
I'm just playing video games until people decide to talk about MGs in a non-shitposting context again.

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>>17329450
>This Wendy girl seems cute, but I don't know if I could take the cold without a lot of layers and a heavy protective coat
Somewhere, Papa Wendigo is chuckling while cuddling his wife, knowingly.

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>With all these people complaining about NTR, it makes me want to write another one just to trigger them.

Reminder to the thread that global rule 3 exists.
If that sentence isn't breaking it, I don't know what is.

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>>17329453
So maids shitpost to get their masters off the computer?

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>>17329458
I honestly don't care.

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>>17329450
>Hmm... A Mermaid? No, I hate the sea.
>Buuuut...
>This Kraken creature... how exotic! And they can create an area of pure darkness to keep things private with them and their husband... anywhere...
>Oh goodness... I-imagine if we were right in the town square in front of the church... a-and using those tentacles to rub his entire body... so risque...
>Definitely circled for later...

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>>17329420
Here's a thought: a hellhound taming another hellhound.

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>>17329465
Congrats. You figured out how to transmit cancer through the internet with your overuse of ellipses. Your friends on Gaia Online must be so proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329474
Well you sound cheery.

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>>17329474
>Someone actually writing some monstergirl related things instead of talking about NTR shit
>Fuck that guy in particular

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I can't get the appeal of NTR, I really don't. And NTR among monster girls is one of the things that is flatout outright impossible in MGE.
Why would you ever derive pleasure from fucking the waifu of somone else? Why? What possible reason?

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>>17329472
Profile only says they're untamable by humans, so you may carry on.

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>>17329441
https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM
Such is life on /mgt/

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>>17329440
Being a cuck is just even your own brain recognizing how worthless you are.

Since you like vore too, you should just go out into the wilderness and become food for wild animals. Three birds with one stone, you satisfy your vore fetish, you satisfy your cuck fetish by being deleted from the genepool, and you stop existing so it's a win for everyone you've ever interacted with, too.

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>>17329487
By humans and gods.

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>>17329487
And KC's word of god says they can be tamed by humans, too bad.

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>>17329465
>Maybe I should look at this another way. Where do we want to live?
>MGC
>Desert
>Green Demon Realm
>Dark Demon Realm
>Wonderland
>Zipangu
>Mist Continent
>Wintersburg
>Open Ocean
>Heaven
>Hell
>Volcano
...
>That didn't help at all. Well, back to the species index.

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>>17329487
>Profile only says they're untamable by humans

That's as far as the Wandering "they spend all day fucking" Scholar can tell. But not like he's ever exaggerated before.

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>>17329496
KC's word of god is basically "Do you want it to happen? Then it does!"

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I can't tell. Is this Nacho style shitposting or Cheshire style shitposting?

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>>17329496
He doesn't he says you can tame her. It doesn't mean you can DIRECTLY tame her. So maybe you need to get another Hellhound or monster to do it.

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>>17329490
>being dyslexic
>getting this triggered because someone has a fetish you don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329506
What's the difference?

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>>17329440
Still waiting for oyakodon impregnation NTR

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15VYG2RRzk

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>>17329497
You know what she needs? A Monsterization consultant.
I bet certain Tanuki and Demons have that as a career. Monsterization consultants that help human women decide how they want to monsterize for a nominal fee, or just for the love of the job.

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>>17329506
>memecat.eps
You tell me
Either way, the thread hasn't been this fun in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329440
You'd definitely be triggering a boner on me, so I'd be very pleased to see strong monsters like those on the arms of another man.

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>>17329508
Why are you surprised when people tell you to fuck off?

Your fetishes are trash, your writing is trash and you are trash. You're the kind of person even your own mother would be proud to see you hang yourself, don't know about father because you probably never had one. Same goes for the rest of cancer from /d/ who are raiding with you.

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>>17329458
Same thing with alp posting. Guy said he posts it just to trigger people but got triggered by NTR himself
The irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329532
>all those heavy projections because someone likes something that you dislike
wew lad

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>>17329522
wonder if this works the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329532
You seem upset. Maybe you should lie down for a bit. Here, have this cheshire, I'm sure she'll make you feel better

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>>17329522
Going by the profile, Wererabbits are more of the "push you down and rape you" sort of MG. But I would love to be in a confined space with one.

God damn those thighs.

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>>17329497
Living in a green demon realm would be so comfy.

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>The portals finally open and waifus go for their anons
>Every anon will get his waifu or waifus
>The only rule is, that to take men from other worlds, the monster girl must request the hand of the man's parents and get their approval, at the very least of at least one of them. If you don't have, congrats, you get a free pass.
How will your waifu go about doing this? In case of Dragons I can imagine them coming with a huge trasure as Dowry.

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>>17329539
Clearly we need to write an NTR story about his favourite monstergirl then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554
That wouldn't be hard. My parents would be happy that any girl took interest in me.

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>>17329555
By Kek, it shall be done!

Or not because...diminishing returns

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>>17329554
I think my waifu and I would be just fine, my mom really only wants me to be happy and I think once she gets over the initial shock and my waifu and I assure her of our happiness everything would be great.

The same might work on my dad if we absolutely had to get his approval too, but I haven't exchanged more than a tiny handful of words with him for years, let alone seen him.

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>>17329554
>Dragon waifu
My father would be proud and make many puns about laying the dragon.
My mother is a bitch though and would still hate me.

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>>17329545
Shove somebody in a locker with a jabberwock and record results.

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>>17329548
Imagine burying your face in that fluffy mound or ass. Hot heaven above

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>>17329554
>In case of Dragons I can imagine them coming with a huge trasure as Dowry.
Yep. She would be acting really serious too, saying that she'd protect me and make me happy. Both of them would still be a little wary, but me saying that everything is okay might seal the deal.

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>>17329545
Literally how Stockholm syndrome works

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Monster girls and fidget spinners

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>>17329554
My mom is pretty religious, so unless it were an angel of some kind or the girl could convincingly act like she were religious herself it would be difficult. My dad would go along with my mom, though he'd probably try and convince her it's alright, though ultimately if she says no she says no.
Honestly not liking my chances in that scenario.

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>>17329554
I pity the anons with Hellhound waifus, cant see how they will convince their parents. So with Minotaurs.

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>>17329576
Such a shame they don't get any art or writing. Genki is great. All the love of femdom with none of the shame

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>>17329527
>"There's a few local monsterization firms I've looked into"
>"Oh? Which ones?"
>"A danuki ran one that guaranteed a """discount""" rate, a lilim run one that offered free change of species if you're unsatisfied, and one run by something called a "Sad Bath" or something."
>"What did you think of that one?"
>"It looked well run, but I'm suspicious that it's actually a secret club run by little kids. They were tiny."

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>>17329590
Imagine the loli ones; they'd have the toughest time of them all, or even the demons and devils walking into an extremely religious household.

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>>17329592
I love them too. March Hares are cool I guess, but I'd rather a Wererabbit who's just cheery and excitable, not necessarily seeing sex in literally everything.
I bet they breed like, well, rabbits, and when they ride on top I bet they can really get those huge hips firing at rapid speeds.
Is Frostcicle still around? He should write a Wererabbit story.

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>>17329578
I mean with Monster-Girls it wouldn't be that bad.

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>>17329599
>Wererabbit promising she'll ride slow and sensual on top
>She starts off doing so, ultra sexy, writhing as she slowly slides in and out on your dick
>as she gets more pleasured though, her hips go faster
>Pretty soon she's going faster than she ever has before, sweat flying everywhere as her hips bump and bounce at a pace that makes you cross your eyes and pass out in repetitive orgasm
Just as planned.

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>>17329597
I bet Demons and Baphos could change their appearance for the meeting. Nothing in the rules says she has to look like she really is or say what race she really is. Likely they could keep their cool even if they are burning inside.
Hellhounds and Minotaurs on the other hand, would likely quickly lose their temper and threaten the parents to sign the permission form or get beaten up, making it even harder than it was before.

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>>17329594
>It looked well run, but I'm suspicious that it's actually a secret club run by little kids. They were tiny
Kek. I'm imagining a bunch of different monstergirl groups getting wind of this high level hero paladin's desire to monsterize and jostling for being the ones to be able to transform her. Might even make news in the Demon Realm Capital, be a big media event.

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>>17329597
>>17329613
I'm sure Demons and Devils could change their appearance using magic.
Though imagining a disguised Demon being asked to say grace at dinner is potentially hilarious.

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>>17329618
>demon waifu disguises herself
>trys to convince strict and protective parents for their son's hand in marriage
>they have dinner with her
>ask her to say grace
>oh shit how does this go? fuck fuck fuck fuck
>"ummm ok, bless this food that we're about to receive from you oh lord below. through lucifer's name amen!"
>parents staring at her mortified

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>>17329618
Though the Chief God is not God, so she should have no problem saying the prayer as she is not praying to the Chief God.

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>>17329597
>>17329613
>clearly inhuman loli has to use temporary potions/magic to look like a normal adult human
Hijinks

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>>17329594
Those aren't kids, they're actually midgets.

The sabbath is an ineffectual, worthless group run by hags with napoleon complexes.

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>>17329618
Imagine a Baphomet disguised as a grown woman, meeting a father who works at the police at the anti-pedophilia unit and she has to listen to all his rants about how grown men and little girls is sick, even in cases where she is an adult and just looks and acts like that, and put her through tons of documentaries trashing everything that remotely resembles that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17329641
She's a Paladin with no knowledge of the monster societies, to her she'd just see them as kids.
Would be funny seeing her meeting with a high ranking Baphomet saying something like 'Uh, you're just a little kid, aren't you?' and the Baphomet getting smug and thanking her like its a huge complement.

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>>17329641
Careful, words like that cause cute little goat girls to pout

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329639
Two wendigos stacked on top of each other is the perfect disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329643
>"A-ah! How interesting!"
>(Why the fuck is he showing me all this does he know he has to know how the fuck did my disguise fail what do I do now shit shit shit shit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554
Lol at Cheshire Cat fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554
I imagine they'd find a strongfat memecat confusing but they'd probably just be happy to know that I'd have someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329656
Unless memecat play pranks at them or troll them.

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>>17329643
>>17329653
Either that or she uses her magic to warp the dad's mind into thinking that loli is normal and acceptable, even preferable. Then when they're ready to leave after the parents accepted her proposal, she turns the mom into a loli and the dad now loves it.

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>>17329661
(You)

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>>17329597
There is something that wouold be even harder than demons and devils walking into extremely religious households. Valkyries and Angels walking into hardcore atheist parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329661
Possibly something a Baphomet would do. They are really into it after all.
These are the type of shenanigans that seem like monstergirls would do in the actual setting.

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>>17329670
>Apsara going home with her hopeful fiance to ask his hand in marriage
>Only the father is alive, the mother passed away some time ago, so she thinks it'll be a cinch
>Gonna dance her pants off and show him the joy of her love through moving her feet and-
>Door opens, father rolls up in his wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down from the same car accident that killed his wife
>Apsara blanches

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554
Lazyfags that are in love with Salamanders would be the easiest.
>"Are you saying you are going to make our son work out for the first time in his life?! Where do we sign?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329522
STOP
hammer time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329688
More like Jackhammer.
On my dick
with her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329597
KDF is lucky he wouldn't have to get approval for his daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329660
My family actually has a fairly good sense of humor, they may not mind if its a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329522
Getting leglocked by her is probably better than Yeti hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329720
And she's probably addicted to doing it too.
Rabbits be babycrazy, yo.
But the feel of them softly rubbing back and forth on your back and pushing you in closer, cutely showing her desperation for you to cum all the way in the back of her woom, that would be heaven.
Damn, I need more wererabbit stuff. They're so cute and breedable too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329720
>>17329734
>>17329522
>Chilling at home with your deredere Wererabbit wife
>Resting your head on her thighs as you both watch TV, her munching on some leftover carrot cake desert, you with a bowl of popcorn
>Relaxing and enjoyable, but your head keeps sinking between her thighs every few minutes, your world becoming fluffy white goodness for a few seconds each time it does
>Whenever you do, she giggles like a ringing bell and scritches your chin that sticks out, sometimes teasingly wiggling her thighs up and down before pulling you back out and leaning down flexibly to smooch you
>Near the end of the movie, when you sink down, rather than letting her do her routine you suddenly turn around and bury yourself deeper face first
>She yelps then sinks with a dopey smile as you start tonguing her and rubbing her thighs with your arms while doing so
Just another night in perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to call my bee waifu my queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329805
Even though she isn't one? That's really cute.
Treating her like a queen when she comes home even though you live in meager worker's blocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for some lonely bumble bee girls who find something other than flowers.

Bumble bug is gonna give you bumble hugs!

Just open your arms and accept the fuzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329833
It doesn't matter how much royalty she has, I'll treat her like the Queen she should be, even if she is shy

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>>17329554
>In Dragonian culture, the nobility often asks for the parent's or legal guardians hand in the husbands marriage along with offering a Dowry.
>Once that has been accepted, said dragon must challenge and win against potential suitors.

>Now you have to deal with a dragon knight fiancee who's chasing down Jane who works at a coffee shop with a giant bastard sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329752
More
I need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554

I'm pretty sure my parents know I've got fuck romantic chances, so they'd just be happy I found a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329379
>Forgetting they exist is also a turn on for Umi Osho in the form of neglect play

You can never go wrong no matter what you do with hardcore M monster grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329872
Wait, who has the sword?

Me, the knight, Jane, or the coffee shop?

Also, if it's a giant bastard sword, wouldn't that mean it's just a greatsword or zweihander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329838
I want to watch Bumble Bee-chan eat a tuna sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329899
It's an epic-level dire coffee shop. Everybody has a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I had a cute chubby Demon to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329899
The Knight, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best thing about a girl with 8 legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329917
>Demon
>Species known for having the most evil and tempting body
>Chubby
What went so wrong? How did she manage to make a man sign her contract if she was overweight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329899
If you have no sword, the coffee shop will lend you one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329554
>She is your girlfriend?.....
>Yes
>I see, 7ft, huge muscles. Well, as long as you love each other.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329927
Anon, she's chubby because She's my waifu and is a big nerd.
Childhood Friendship spawns the cutest girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329890
>come home early from work to your Wererabbit wife cooking in the kitchen
>She's got the song they played at your wedding that you danced like crazy to on the stereo blasting
>She starts off looking in the oven, her big fluffy butt wiggling back and forth in time to the beat, her shoulders wagging back and forth as well, causing her big floppy ears to bounce in time with the music
>The oven dings and she does a quick hop before opening it, pulling out the food, and hip checking the oven door with her big hips, singing along to the music, her voice crystal spring water on a pleasant summer day
>She hops about the kitchen, still oblivious to you watching from the hallway, shaking her stuff in the cutest (and, by necessity of her body, sexiest) way imaginable
>She's replacing some of the words of the song with your name, so that it's talking about you and how you're the light of her life, sometimes holding her hands to her chest and swooning at the thought of you when the song makes it appropriate
>Finally, she places the food on the counter and finishes garnishing it, giggling to herself as the song picks up and bending over with her legs still straight, humping rapidly in the air and changing the line of the song to a cheeky reference to 'doing anon all night long till the sun comes up'
>At this you can't help but forget to stifle an approving laugh, and she hops so high her ears brush the ceiling in surprise, rabbit instincts kicking in leaving her hopping in panic once she hits the ground, her large breasts popping out of her vest and apron from the movement
>As soon as she realizes its you, there's a silence, then both of you laugh until theres tears in your eyes, embracing each other with a hug and a kiss, you cheekily asking if she could show you that last move she was doing again, her cheekily poking your nose and saying you have to eat dinner before you get your desert
Just another day in perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17318102
Shamshiel is a miracle of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Danuki's do 911?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329925
Best girls by far
Arachne and scylla are the 2 best family of monster girls
It helps that both tend to be kiss sluts in their own ways too

>>17329932
In an alternative timeline where she had to move out, I'm sure she would have gotten herself in shape and sported a body as slim and fit as the other members of her species
But because of you indulging her she will never know how it feels to have little monster girls look at you as the prime example of womanhood and sexiness
Now take responsibility by pounding her sorrows away and fucking her from behind while holding onto her love handles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329942
>She'll never cutely and teasingly milk gallons of cum out of your balls and all over her watermelon sized tits.
>She'll never ride you so hard you get bruises on your pelvis from where her ass smacked against it over and over for hours.
>Your dick will never involuntarily twitch whenever you see her smile because it on some level remembers her lips wrapped around it sucking it to heaven.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17329959
It's the other way around anon. In my fantasies my parents moved away and I never got to say goodbye to her so she got depressed. Post college she heard a clue to where I might be, then tracked me down and made me sign the contract she wrote for me in crayon when she was a kid.
And then she married me and we ended up having two daughterus and adopting a small battalion of monstergirl orphans.

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>>17329957
yes they run most hospitals now

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Two of my favorite things.

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>>17329971
that damn build-a-bear group

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This thread is where I'd talk about my waifu.

IF I HAD ONE.

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I want to make a monster girl feel loved. I want to pleasure her endlessly and have her know without a shadow of a doubt that I exist solely for the reason of bringing her pleasure and worshiping her, body and all. What monster girl would be right for me?

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>>17329993
This is where i would talk about my waifu.

If i thought she loved me.