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If you spot an arachnid, go and make a kid.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17269696

>>17269694
But what if I want Oomukade daugtherus?

>> No.17269698
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17269698

>>17269694
If you insist.

>> No.17269703
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17269703

>>17269696
Find a kiss slut, stick it in her butt.

>> No.17269704

>>17269694
If a spider isn't scary, she doesn't deserve your baby.

>> No.17269706

>>17269703

Sticking things in the butt is not conducive to the creation of offspring.

>> No.17269707
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17269707

Mastah is olev.

>> No.17269710

>>17269706
Shows what you know.

>> No.17269711

>>17269710

The womb is not located within the butt, so releasing seamen into it will not conceive young.

>> No.17269714

>>17269711
You just aren't trying hard enough.

>> No.17269718

>>17269711
>The womb is not located within the butt, so releasing seamen into it will not conceive young
I imagine releasing seamen into her butt would be incredibly painful and probably impossible without the help of magic. Not to mention, you're going to need to find one to agree to it.

>> No.17269731

>>17269694
Why do bugs make the best librarians?

>> No.17269732

reposting due to archive
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza

PART 4 (line 407)
Part 5 would probably have action in it
Productivity has been shot to hell but I finally got this out. expect more of this at a hopefully faster rate

Enjoy

>> No.17269737

>>17269731
Because nobody uses libraries anymore so it doesn't matter if they're creepy bugs.

>> No.17269742
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17269742

>Anon marries a holstaurus but she doesn't know he's lactose intolerant
What would you do?

>> No.17269748

>>17269737
>creepy bugs
Arachnids are not insects. They're cute and usually fluffy.

Also being webbed is probably soothing. Prey tends to resist less if it feel good.

>> No.17269755

>>17269731
Crawling up walls.

>> No.17269757

>>17269703
Can I not do the 'stick to the butt part'? I'm more of a vaginal person.

>> No.17269759

>>17269737
Dunno about you anons, but if my local library had qt bugs there. I'd go.

>> No.17269760
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17269760

Summer may be hot, but the heat certainly comes with its advantages, like summer waifu

>> No.17269764

>>17269742
>Coming this summer

>> No.17269766

>>17269760
She should stop eating ice cream, all the calories go to her thighs

>> No.17269769
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17269769

>>17269766
I don't see the problem here Anon.

>> No.17269802

>>17269694
>Hugeass library with towering bookshelves
>Try make your way up a ladder, trip and fall
>This little cutie appears beneath you, legs braced on bookshelves either side of the aisle
>Land on her back, nearly slip off
>React instinctively, hugging her torso tightly, a hand sunk into her breast and your face up to her hair
>With a sunny smile, she asks you which book you're looking for, not even bothered about the hand groping her
>Stutter out an answer, heart palpitating at your brush with death (not noting the patrolling sylphs)
>She climbs her way up surprisingly fast, her eight legs moving sure-footedly while she chatters, climbing ever higher

I wanna make her back my habitual resting spot.

>> No.17269819

>>17269769
Summer Wock!

>> No.17269821

>>17269732
>Nadia Bellsworth
Huh, I though her name would be more posh then that.

>> No.17269838

>>17269821
How do you get more posh then that?

>> No.17269842

>>17269838
Belladona Goldspier.

>> No.17269856
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17269856

WALK.

NOW.

>> No.17269858

>>17269856
O-Ok

>> No.17269863
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17269863

>Maitetsu is actually getting an official r18 english release
Sabbath be praised, I don't know what the Baphomets did to make it happen but it worked.

>> No.17269868

>>17269856
Make me

>> No.17269877

>>17269856
>Leash
Don't you only use a leash so that your dog doesn't run off or do stupid shit?

Or is this dog a slut who is into public humiliation?

>> No.17269897

>>17269863
?!
Sauce?
They are actually doing it? Absolute madmen
What is release ETA?

>> No.17269907
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17269907

>>17269897
Announced at AX, nothing official on denpasoft's website yet but VNDB have it listed.

>> No.17269960

>>17269907
Nerdy wolfus with glasses and big, muscled bodies.

>> No.17269961
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17269961

Mini-Chuffs are for giving big hugs and scratching their chin!

>> No.17269963

>>17269960
What about a Werewolf? Nerdy Girl by day, but when there's a full moon she turns into a big, muscle-bound Wolf Monster.

>> No.17269967

>>17269963
But is the werewolf still a nerd?
This is important.

>>17269961
That they are, although you may want to be careful.

Too much spoiling of a minichuff may result in her becoming too complacent to start lifting and acquire a a husband.

>> No.17269980

>>17269960
Buff nerd girls are rare but I'd tenderly love a wolf like that till the sun rises.

>> No.17269988

>>17269877
>Or is this dog a slut who is into public humiliation?
That's unkind anon.
Just because being leashed puts her into oestrus and makes her gripped with a maniacal urge to play "Bury the bone" doesn't make her a slut!

>> No.17269995

>>17269980
A strongfat nerd oni, a buff nerd spider, and a hugely muscled, nerdy wolfu would be the best group for DnD.

Maybe throw in a strongfat cheshire as well.

>> No.17270116

>>17269760
Bakunyuu Wock when?

>> No.17270165
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17270165

This is a Homunculus.

>> No.17270173

>>17270165
>cuts off before her smug face
Shame.

>> No.17270178

>>17270116
Are bakunyuu retarded? Everytime you say it the first thing that comes to mind is a really simple minded girl that has more tits then she knows what to do with it.

>> No.17270233
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17270233

Rata-chan, Winterstown's number one news reporter!

>> No.17270235
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>>17270178
Some busty girls are bound to be intelligent.

>> No.17270247

>>17270233
I'm going to cuddle her for warmth!

>> No.17270275

>>17270233
I want to drain her breasts of their milk while groping her fat ass and tail.

>> No.17270316

>>17270233
>that
She's certainly no spry field reporter. Hell I'd be surprised if she found any time that wasn't spent on her back with her legs spread and her husbando above her.

>> No.17270320

>>17270247
She would enjoy that very much so she can take off her beanie and scarf indoors, she also likes it when you spoon her and say "that's a scoop"

>> No.17270323

How does one break up a fight between two lovestruck monster girls? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17270326

>>17270320
Well, she's going to be getting two scoops for being such a good reporter

>> No.17270341

>>17270323
Choose one.

>> No.17270342

>>17270316
They don't call him 'the plowman' cause of his snowplow truck. Her five little bundled up daughterus can prove that.

>> No.17270347

>>17270233
Does Wintersown reporter rata-chan have a Minnesota accent, dontcha know?

>> No.17270354

>>17270342
>Rata daughters using their tails as safety blankets

>> No.17270358

>>17270341

But they're both such nice girls.

>> No.17270367

>Work from home
>Materials need to be picked up and dropped off often
>The company is constantly churning through runners
>The girls they hire keep quitting right away
>They all seem to develop severe PTSD as well
>The company can't figure out why and the girls are never in any shape to talk about it
>You keep quiet because you're not sure what would happen if people found out that your Shoggoth maid keeps absorbing them for the "heinous crime" of intruding on her alone time with you, begrudgingly releasing them when you command her to do so

>> No.17270370

>>17270347
A little bit of Minnesota accent and a lot of Canadian, she gets embarrassed when the Minnesota slips out a little bit

>> No.17270382

>>17270367
>yan chaos maid
continue

>> No.17270394

>>17270370
Oh god.
I want to cuddle that soft squirrel

>> No.17270398

>>17269694
I envy her for so easily reaching the top shelves. Do spiders approve of manlets?

>> No.17270401

>>17270233
We're still talking about this? Neat!

>> No.17270413

Do pregnant monster girls get wierd cravings?
Is this how you get her to eat cum stained food?

>> No.17270415
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17270415

>>17270233
Do more Ratatoskr's out there come in that size?

>> No.17270417

>>17270413
When my mom was pregnant with me, she wanted to eat flower petals. She told me this when I told her I like to do so.
So there's that.

>> No.17270435
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17270435

>>17269694
Would you bully this lil' piggie?

>> No.17270437

>>17270435
This is hilarious for whatever reason.

>> No.17270444

>>17270435
Obviously. If she doesn't want me to eat them she should take their place~

>> No.17270445

>>17270415
All Wintertoskrs are soft, they need lots of softness to live in a cold, snowy region

>> No.17270450

>>17270435
>Would you bully this lil' piggie?

Pinch her love handles and blow raspberries on her stomach.

>> No.17270461

>>17270450
Love handles?

>> No.17270466
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17270466

>>17270461

One of my favorite things about girls.

>> No.17270467

>>17270435
Source?

>> No.17270468

>>17270358
Tough luck. Maybe you could still be friends with the other one.

>> No.17270480

>>17270435
>Another ham-planet
This man needs to be stopped

>> No.17270481
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17270481

So where is this "Wintertown" anyway?

>> No.17270486

>>17270435
P'orcs are hard to not bully, they are monoeye tier.

>> No.17270495

>>17270480
>ham
>>17270467
Don't remember the name off the top of my head, but it's about fat elves trying to get /fit/

>> No.17270499

>>17270481

New York in October.

>> No.17270517

>>17270467
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

>> No.17270519
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17270519

Blonde busty elves

>> No.17270521

>>17270519
She's just cosplaying a JRPG character, isn't she?

>> No.17270523

>>17270495
>>17270517
>Expected P'Orcs
>Was given Elves
I am disappointed.

>> No.17270528

>>17270519
They are pretty good. Short skirts gives easy access to rape.

>> No.17270540

>>17270481
Up north where a new Ice Queen rules over the frozen kingdom, she's still nervous about her new position

>> No.17270541
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>>17270521
Thats her official class outfit

>> No.17270546

>>17270435
>have P'Orc classmate
>she's very shy and bookish
>she says she's studying to be a mage in her clan
>one day outta the blackness of your heart you pull her tail as she's making her way to the front of the class to give a presentation
>if her falling over and dropping all of her notes didn't make you feel bad her running out of class with tears in her eyes did
>that night there's a loud knock at your door
>it's the shy, chubby P'Orc surrounded by four strong fat P'Orcs that look like you killed their cat and pissed on its body
>"You Anon? You look like the kinda asshole to bully my lil' sis! Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours."
>"You can either pledge your life to my sis, and be her slave. Or, I can strip you, jab you with a few manticore spikes, and leave you in Hellhound territory."
>"What'll it be punk?"

>> No.17270547

>>17270541
Is that Elsword?

>> No.17270549

I bet the Ice Queen's kingdom gets along really really well with the undead kingdom. I hear the Ice Queen herself made the Wight-Queen's Frozen Throne!

>> No.17270554

>>17270547
yes

>> No.17270555

>>17270546
Can't you just take responsibility and marry her?

>> No.17270560

>>17270546
Just tell them that i will be her slave, but when we are alone i will dom her all the way to heaven.

>> No.17270561

>>17270546
Hellhound territory for sure

>> No.17270562

>>17270546
>Pledge life to the p'orc
>Bully her for the rest of her life and get a harem
Good end.

>> No.17270564

>>17269838
Ann-mari de fromage

>> No.17270568
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17270568

>>17270417
Ufufufu~

>> No.17270571

>>17270555
Thats what she means by 'slave'.

>> No.17270572

>>17270568
Is it pollination time?

>> No.17270583

>>17270568
Why are Alrarunes and Lilirarunes so underrated?

>> No.17270619

>>17270583
because they're fairly immobile

>> No.17270621

>>17270568
I don't think Alraunes have the right to be smug. Don't they get raped periodically by bee girls trying to make honey?

>> No.17270622
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17270622

>>17270619
Alraunes playing wheelchair basketball when?

>> No.17270656
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17270656

>>17270619
I want to watch the tentacle dragons fly.

>> No.17270679

>>17270656
Tentacles are creepsters. Tentacles dragons would be even bigger creepsters

>> No.17270689

>>17270656
She doesn't even have wings to begin with, I don't think she would even try to fly.

>> No.17270711

>>17270622
I like to imagine this Alraune doesn't speak and has her handler explain her desires, ending all sentences with "thus sayeth Miss Stewart".

>> No.17270716

>>17270656
I don't think they can fly but if you ever found one in a forest they could probably swing after you like a monkey or spiderman.

>> No.17270727

>>17270716
High level tentacles like that would be scary. Her grip would be god level and she might even have some sort of special breath.

>> No.17270741

>>17270716
They may not prefer to fly, but I bet they can lug that pot through the sky with sufficient motivation.

>> No.17270789
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17270789

Can Elves be turned into more demonic forms?

>> No.17270820

Would you and your waifu give your daughterus cute pet names? What would they be?

>> No.17270830

>>17270820
Probably not.

>> No.17270833
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17270833

I need a spider that is AT LEAST this thick.

>> No.17270836

>>17269703
Holy fuck, that ass...

>> No.17270841

>>17270820
Of course we would anon! We'd call her 'baby' or 'puppy' most often.

>> No.17270864
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17270864

>>17270820
Test subject number 1.
Test subject number 2.

>> No.17270875

>>17269703
I want to be yan for that bug.

>> No.17270882

>>17270820
Hers is cunny slave.

>> No.17270909

>>17270882
I wish for this meme to be word filtered

>> No.17270918

>>17270909
You know that there is a filter option, right?

>> No.17270919

>>17270833
I can already envision how glorious she would be with chitnious limbs, spider legs growing from her back and a few pairs of spider eyes
That butt is very tempting as is, but I am not becoming her stool until she gets monsterized by the nearest Arachne

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17270921

>>17270864
I want to experiment on my Lichfu.
Like what will happen when I hug her a hundred times in a row.

>> No.17270922

>>17270909
Did it trigger you?

>> No.17270923

>>17270864
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.17270943

>>17270921
>"Commencing hug #45."
>"...Subject has begun to form tears and is noticeably leaning into the incoming hug."
>"Attempting to cease hug is being met with resistance... subject is whispering 'don't' repetitively."
>"...terminating experiment"

>> No.17270958

>>17270923
I know what the reference is, but I don't get how it relates to that post.

>> No.17270959

>>17270943
>spooky skeletal Lich getting addicted to hugs
CUTE

>> No.17270962

>>17270958
Is that a jojo reference?

>> No.17270969

>>17270820
our little hellspawn

>> No.17270978

>>17270820
My smart little girls!

>> No.17270994

>>17270841
Kobold?

>>17270978
Liches? Anubi?

>> No.17271002

>>17270994
>Kobold?
Yep!

>> No.17271003

>>17270994
>Anubis

Yes!

>> No.17271017

>>17271003
How many, how old, and how smart? Are they at the level where they're building particle accelerators in the back yard?

>> No.17271048

>>17269802
>Hugeass library with towering bookshelves
>Try make your way up a ladder, trip and fall
>This little cutie appears beneath you, legs braced on bookshelves either side of the aisle
>Break your back on her convex shell
>Lie there twitching in agony
>Oops, I should have caught him higher

>> No.17271054

>>17271017
>How many

Three!

>how old

Daughterus grow up anon. I'd get to be there for them when they're little girls, feed them, care for them, help them and support them. Seeing them grow up. They just have to know, that even when they're 30 and have a husband of their own, maybe even children. That their daddy will always visit them with a big hug on standby and little things I cooked for her and her family.

>how smart

Probably smarter than me anon. Their species means they're easy learners and quite smart, but on the other hand I'm fairly stupid. Anyway, they're smart girls!

>Are they at the level where they're building particle accelerators in the back yard

I'd say they're about level of co-ordinating a massive plan to get to the cookie jar first. Maybe particle accelerator's in the backyard are a just a little away.

>> No.17271062

>>17270789
Oh yes indeedy

>> No.17271063

>>17271054
What are their age differences then?

>> No.17271070

>>17271048
I know you're trying to be clever, but you do realize if you'd fallen from a height to have built up so much force, you wouldn't break your back, you'd just dislodge the spider from her perch, making you both fall into an opportune ecchi situation.

>> No.17271073

>>17271063
I never really thought about it, I'd like to think I have an oldest, middle and youngest with maybe a 1-1.5 year age difference?

>> No.17271077

>>17271054
I mean, if they'd be hatching cookie jar plans, they probably wouldn't be that old. Around 6 or so?
They wouldn't be smarter than you at that age, would they? Unless anubi are just that naturally gifted.

>> No.17271081

Would you dress up in a frilly pink princess dress to have a tea party with your daughterus? It would really mean a lot to them if you did.

>> No.17271086

>>17271081
I don't think they make princess outfits that'd fit me.

>> No.17271090
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17271090

Remember, girls who make things and are good with their hands will take the best care of your dick.

>> No.17271093

>>17271081
Absolutely, anon. It'd take less than that to get me in a dress like that though.

>> No.17271097

>>17271077
That sounds about right, but I'll imagine them at all kinds of ages because at the end of the day it's not really their age that I mind. It's them. And probably not as smart as me at that age, but coming close at about 10 maybe.

I'm not sure anon, I like to imagine my daughterus growing up to be smart and strong just like their mother!

>> No.17271107

>>17271081

>reminder of that time I dressed in drag on a dare for halloween
>"why aren't you dressed up?" x30
>this is bullshit

I think I grew up to be a large hairy man just out of spite for that happening

>> No.17271108

>>17271081
Sure, maybe a little coaching for me to get like that. But anything to play with my daughterus.

>> No.17271113

>>17271090
But I want a girl who will stomp on my dick

>> No.17271123

>>17271090
I only know about this girl through that one doujin where she creates magic dresses that make the wearer completely affectionate for the dress buyer, or whatever the premise was.
The plot was retarded, and the degredation, abuse and bestiality was too much, but the enchanted dress idea by itself was pretty hot.

>> No.17271128

>>17271113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRwgB31CVQ

don't forget to turn up the volume

>> No.17271133

>>17271128
>censored

What's the point

>> No.17271136

>>17271128
>mg island
Kek
Enjoy your gay monsterboys

>> No.17271139

>>17271136
Isn't it a trap? And isn't it optional?

But really that's fucking annoying how the creator said he'd never add monster boys.

>> No.17271141 [DELETED] 

>>17271081
Alp ass nigga

>> No.17271157

>>17271139

fags spend all kinds of money on dumb shit. It'd be a mistake not to take the money, really. I think the patreon was over $30k/month at one point?

>> No.17271161

>>17271123
She's a perfectionist who loves happy endings, hates dense people and talks really fast when she's angry.

As someone who likes Korwa as a character, that doujin was awful. The idea of a dress like that is hot like you say though.

>> No.17271178

>>17271136
>>17271139
>>17271157
Wait what? That elf is a trap? What the fuck?

>> No.17271186 [DELETED] 

Would you fug an alp that was paying you? Got he idea when a fag was paying me cash.

>> No.17271189

>>17271178
no, it has a vagina. The other elf has a penis at some point though, apparently.

>> No.17271190 [DELETED] 

>>17271186
>a fag was paying me cash

What for you fucking homo?

>> No.17271191 [DELETED] 

>>17271186
Forgot to mention the only thing you're "recieving" is the money

>> No.17271196 [DELETED] 

>>17271190
Yeah but i declined. Kek.

>> No.17271208

>>17271189
Can I bang them both at the same time?

>> No.17271228

>>17271189
You mean the Halloween thing where she's wears a strap-on while you have a threesome with her and the catgirl?

>> No.17271235

>>17271228
No, like an actual penis.

>> No.17271236

>>17271228
>Spoiler
No, there is a legitimate trap/gay option. Its a HE.

>> No.17271253
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WE

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>>17271253
I want to gibs an Anubis ear sniffs, headpats and creampies. All at the same time.

>> No.17271292

>>17271286
What about cuddles?

>> No.17271297

>>17271292
no, wish to be receiving those

>> No.17271299

>>17271292
I've got my hands full with her ear and hair. I'll only be able to hug her once I've finished inside her.

>> No.17271314

>>17271161
Yeah, every decision she made was just complete nonsense, and I can say that without even needing to know the character.
"He's drugging them, abusing them and forcing them to be fucked by pigs, but they're delirious because of this mind-altering influence, so I guess that counts as a happy ending."
"He wants me to wear this dress that turns me into a mindless slave under the pretense that he needs to see if it 'fits another girl with my exact measurements', so instead of declining and saying he can return if it's ill-fitting, I'll just wear it now."
Fucking doujin anti-logic.

That said, I'd still get a lewd dress like that for, say, a curvy anubis. The white wedding choker, bridal gauntlets, garterbelt and lacy lingerie would look amazing contrasted with her dark skin and fur. It'd be nice to have her wear it of her own volition for some especially loving and frisky nights in the bedroom.

>> No.17271321

>>17271299
>Seated lotus sex
>You can creampie
>You can rest her head against your chest to sniff her ears
>You can hug her with one arm, and partially hug her with the other while reaching for her head to rub it
>As a bonus, you can fondle her tail with one hand while stroking her head at the same time

Apply yourself.

>> No.17271337 [DELETED] 

>>17271128
>Monster girl (male) island

>> No.17271345

>>17271297
What about her giving you neck nibbles?

>> No.17271346

>>17271337
omg fags

>I'll jerk off to it regardless though

>> No.17271357

>>17271346
>shilling this hard.

>> No.17271362

>>17271253
Honestly though, she looks kinda nice.

>> No.17271387

These post times seem suspicious. I think someone's trying to start shit.

>> No.17271397

>>17271387
trying to start this thread back up

>> No.17271404

>>17271397
With shitposting?

>> No.17271406 [DELETED] 

Alps are nice. Get over it people.

>> No.17271408

>>17271404
It's the only way anon.

That or OC.

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>>17271387
someone's always starting shit

>gee bill, how come your mom lets you have 2 waifus?

>> No.17271412 [DELETED] 

>>17271406
>Alps are nice
Alps only exist so we can make them cry.

>> No.17271414 [DELETED] 

>>17271406
But that's wrong, and gay.

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>>17271412
I'ma make sensei-chan cry with my big fat wedding ring.

>> No.17271420

>>17271048
Well thanks to Mamono mana that nasty little back injury should be fine in a couple of weeks. Plus, your spider waifu traded in her librarian clothes for her nurse outfit, just for you!

>> No.17271430

>tfw mgewiki is ded
Ayyy
Or is that only me?

>> No.17271434

>>17271430
Just you.

>> No.17271435 [DELETED] 

>>17271415
>sensei-chan will never take your virginity after you graduate
>you'll never take her virginity as well
>you'll never marry sensei-chan and help her become a stage 3 bombshell while giving her all the daughterus she wants

>> No.17271436

>>17271430
works for me

>> No.17271443 [DELETED] 

>>17271435
>help her become a stage 3 bombshell
I don't want to. I like her the way she is. Slim girls are the cutest.

>> No.17271451

>>17271314
>spoiler
Excellent taste, especially since she's wearing it because she wants to. White looks lovely on an Anubis.

>> No.17271461 [DELETED] 

Alpfags take your cancer back to >>>/lgbt/

>> No.17271498

>>17271410
Black sclera is spooky.

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>>17271498

You are completely incorrect.

>> No.17271518 [DELETED] 

>matango alps
last of us , mge edition.

>> No.17271521

>>17271498
I want to cum in a black sclera girl's eye.

>> No.17271524

>>17271516
No, I'm correct.

>> No.17271527
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So what happened to these threads anyway? It seemed like they went from getting 2k replies average to barely breaking 1.3k before dying and it happened over the last month.

It's like this place is as sleepy as a Dormouse, did some of the more active posters take a vacation or something?

>> No.17271531

>>17271527
everything dies down

>> No.17271543

>>17271527
This happens, also /jp/ is more active currently. Also lack of content. Wait until KC releases new girl and place will bloom

>> No.17271544

>>17271527
It's due to a lack of content.
Usually we get a new girl every 2 weeks or so. And last girl was like 3 months ago.
By the time the new book realizes we'll have 4k+ posts every thread for about a month. I'd say about 3k+ when the dragon book get's translated. And we'll return to 2k+ when KC goes back to his regular girl releasing schedule.

>> No.17271567

>>17271527
We'll be at 3k again when KC releases the new book

>> No.17271571 [DELETED] 

>>17271518
>Trying to bring down matangos by associating them with alps

Kill yourself, then your pets.

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>>17271527
It's been months since last grill
Also some are probably grinding/rolling in fgo and waiting for sexy lolis to roll

>> No.17271603 [DELETED] 

>>17271518
I'd put on a hazmat suit to go in there and slap their asses.

>> No.17271608

mge needs an ova

>> No.17271612

>>17271608
No it doesn't.

>> No.17271616

I fell once into a mouse pit. I had to molest my way out of there.

There are still nights in which i dream about sweet soft rat ass. It is terrifying.

>> No.17271627

Happy monster waifus with tummies full of cummies!

>> No.17271630

>>17271612
yes it does

>> No.17271632

>>17271608
I wouldn't mind Cheshire Cat OVA from the doujin.

>> No.17271644

>>17271632
Would a VA capture the essence of a Cheshire though? That smugness is out of this world.

>> No.17271645

>>17271632
I want to cross Cheshire Bridge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blkcHzcvTKA

>> No.17271648

>>17271644
Depends on who did it but I absolutely think so.

But in all due seriousness, do you guys think there will ever be a OVA of the Cheshire Cat doujin?

>> No.17271649

>>17271645
>english
nope, dont want to hear this in my own tounge

>> No.17271650

What is the kinkiest thing you'd do with your waifu, anons?

>> No.17271651

>>17271648
well freaking monmusu quest got ovas, and and im pretty sure thats a more niche audience.

>> No.17271654

>>17271649
So it's perfect then.

>> No.17271655

>>17271650
Haven't seen this bait in a couple of weeks.

>> No.17271657

>>17270517
>thicc monstergirls the manga
nice

>> No.17271659

>>17271655
>asking questions about the sexual fun you'd have with your waifu is now bait
How far this place has fallen.

>> No.17271660

>>17271655
>bait
?

>> No.17271664

>>17271659
Nobody likes blogging. Or writing. Or having an opinion.

>> No.17271666

>>17271650
Rub BBQ sauce on her rump.

>> No.17271667

>>17271527
I went on vacation the last week and I'm a pretty active poster/samefagger so that might have effected it

>> No.17271669

>>17271650
>>17271659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvGqDVPeISk

>> No.17271688

>>17271650
probably tie her and grope her in pure molestation for and hour, i would tell her that if she gives in and begs for the d she will go undicked for a month

I know. I'm more of a monster than what she will ever be.

>> No.17271693

>>17271435
>>17271415
Sensei chan deserves a wedding dress And many kids

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>>>/i/509148
>>>/i/509150

hello

there's a no ribbon ver but that's just gonna stay in da blorgs

>> No.17271714

I need an automaton or a gremlin now.

I'm on a Gundam kick and want to become a man of Destiny

>> No.17271716

>>17271710
>>17271710
I like big nipples like that

>> No.17271717

>>17271710
Drunk wock aunt is best wock.

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I would be nice to have someone in my house for me, even if i don't know how she go in

>> No.17271722

>>17271710
Oh no! A big drunk Wock! Run before she kabedons you!

>> No.17271723

>>17271717
>You'll never be /ss/d by your drunk Wock aunt.
Fuck.

>> No.17271730

>>17271710
>da blorgs
someone remind me where melon's artblog is

>> No.17271732

>>17271722
>running from an onee san

Now that's not a very good otouto

>> No.17271736

>>17271730
http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=9004

>> No.17271739

>>17271736
oh wow someone registered that domain

>> No.17271779

>>17271645
WHY THE HELL ISNT IT A SPHINX?

>> No.17271805

>>17271739
hownew.ru

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We need more dragon boss

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>>17271451
I could only really be into it if she was wearing it because she truly wanted to. That's one of the things about having a consensual hypnosis fetish. It's a great concept for solidifying trust between partners, enhancing roleplay scenarios, and giving sensations and pleasure to someone which wouldn't be possible before.
Instead the majority of the fetish (especially doujins, don't get me started on that hypno-app crap) is just the same old rape and non-con.

Fuck that, I say. Gimme an anubis who's excited about the idea of wearing the dress, and who trusts her husband well enough to know he'll take care of her and treat her lovingly when she's completely at his mercy. One who's getting all giddy with nervous anticipation as she pulls up the stockings and fastens the garterbelt, even if she's trying to keep her composure and call her husband a pervert for suggesting the idea in the first place. One who secretly can't wait to see how it feels when the dress's magic takes hold, and just the sight and sound of her husband makes her crazy with happiness, let alone his touch.
I wouldn't be able to hold back at the sight of her wearing anything like pic related. I'd go to town molesting her every way possible, and when she's under the enchantment, I'd do everything in my power to make her go crazy beyond words with sexual gratification and sheer happiness.

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>>17271813
I'd rather this.

>> No.17271823

>>17271739
In today's episode of "can you spot the newfag?"

>> No.17271827

>>17271823
Whatever happend to lurking? Is that not a thing these days?

>> No.17271833

>>17271822
She's just a more refined version of dragon boss.

She's gonna make a little rain cloud over your water glass instead of drooling

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>>17271710
This was a birthday gift from Miiafag, thank you both melon and Miiafag! It came out really wonderful, I love it! I want to be tied up in ribbon and played with by my drunk Wock, that's the best way to spend a birthday.

Anyways, heres the third and final pose from the hot summer Wock pictures! Sketch, can't wait to see this colored!

>> No.17271841

>>17271827
Someone who lurked would know about TFT, or at the very least its existence.

>> No.17271845

>>17271833
That plus all of the great benefits in her business.

>> No.17271851

>>17271841
Right, they go straight to posting. No repsect, these newfriends.

>> No.17271852

Sometimes I wonder if anyone in these threads still holds a flame for Dragon Bully.

>> No.17271857

>>17271852
I do. I fucking hate it and it made me hate aftyn and any of his work.

>> No.17271863

>>17271838
You guys even get eachother birthday gifts?

>> No.17271864

>>17271857
That's not what "holds a flame" means anon.

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>>17271666
Don't bully the Wendigos, Satan

>> No.17271875

>>17271820
Good man, it'd probably help her feel at ease and like all her responsibility is gone too. While wearing it she can't give orders so she could allow herself to be completely at your mercy.

>> No.17271883

>>17271845
Her business is controlling the weather and being worshipped.

She probably lazes about all day

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>>17271292
Only snownubis gets cuddles

>> No.17271886

>>17271883
Meteorologist ryu? I dig it. Would she be like Miku in News 39 or like a cutie from a Japanese program?

>> No.17271904

>>17271710
>>17271736
So have anyone found that jaber pic with no ribbon? I don't see it

>> No.17271913

>>17271886
She's probably come in like a cute news girls, say what the projection are for the week, and then go home to eat snacks with some of her white snakes while watching TV

>> No.17271914

If your wolfu daughteru has to take medicine, would you have to wrap it in bacon or cheese or coat it in peanut butter to convict her to take it?

>> No.17271918

>>17271914
Id say peanut butter works

>> No.17271920

>>17271914
just out the pill in her moth and force her moth shut

>> No.17271924

probs will post em later

>> No.17271925

>>17271913
But I want to see a ryu sing and do a cute little dance.

>> No.17271927

>>17270165
Daily reminder that Merlin made Arturia into a fucking futa in order to bang Modred's mother.

>> No.17271931

>>17271924
>>17271904

>> No.17271932

>>17271924
What?

>> No.17271940

>>17271914
i give them medicine that go up the ass.
i shove it deep with my dick

>> No.17271968

>>17269703
>>17269696
Oomukade need to die alone and drunk

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>>17271838
Milk your Wock like a Holstaur.
>>17271927
Many things are better left unsaid.

>> No.17271984

>>17271875
Absolutely, that's another aspect I didn't go into, but you're totally right. The relaxation aspect, and the freedom from responsibility are another huge draw.
Maybe that's why I like mixing hypnosis ideas with anubi so much. They're the perfect candidate for lulling into a peaceful trance, or leading as they take a stress-free submissive role for a night.

It'd be wonderful to see her wake up, back to her usual self the morning after, completely refreshed and relieved of any fatigue because of a magic dress like that.

>> No.17272008

>>17271970
>Better left unsaid
It doesn't change the fact that Modred is the best Saber.

>> No.17272015

>>17271650
Wrestle her to the ground, forcefully strip her, stuff her in a cage and hose her down for being a bad girl

>> No.17272021

Would you work in a male brothel

Would you rather be one of the cheap guys with many clients a day or part of the expensive ones

>> No.17272023

>>17272008
The alters are the best sabers.

>> No.17272026

>>17271968
That's rude of you.

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>>17272023
Medusa is still the best waifu.

>> No.17272068

>>17272021
>the expensive ones
Yeah. That feels like that would be better.

>> No.17272070

>>17271970
What species daughterus would most like a piggy back ride?

>> No.17272073

>>17272068
Not if you're a slut

>> No.17272074

>>17272059
She's quite the fatty

>> No.17272081

>>17272074
Don't be mean.

>> No.17272104

>>17272081
But just look at her, she can't even put jeans on her fat hips. How does she suspect to attract cute boys?

>> No.17272112

>>17272104
She's too shy to do something like that.

>> No.17272122

>>17272112
Because she's a fatty?

>> No.17272128

>>17271925
But she can't do that!
Can you imagine how embarrassed she would be?

>>17272059
Tubby snake is cuddliest snake.

>> No.17272129

>>17272122
She's not fat you double nigger.

>> No.17272140

>>17272104
>Takes all of the evils of the world into herself
>Her hatred of humanity being her sole driving instinct
>But deep down, a single word permeates inside her, something she never had "Mother"
>Gets huge, lactating Lamia tits and hips curvaceous and wide enough to bear triplets
>She was going to find an Anon, and when she did, she was going to rape him until she was pregnant

>> No.17272142

>>17271527
The shitposted won my friend. We're only going downhill from here

>> No.17272154

>>17272140
It's not rape if I get her in my bed!

>> No.17272189

>>17271527
I can't speak for anyone else, but these threads are past their prime for me.
So much of it is regurgitated content that I don't even care all that much for MGE anymore. I'll spend weeks or even months not visiting, follow a thread or three when I get the occasional urge, and leave again.
I still enjoy these threads more than any other on 4chan, but they don't hook me anymore, and I get bored with the repetition and lack of interesting talk much quicker.

>> No.17272222

>>17272140
Who would put their dick in a wide hipped fatty lamia when you have all those young skinny sneks around you?

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>>17272189

>> No.17272233

>>17272222
Me.
Very much so.

She may be smug but she's going to be the one panting and screaming for more.

>> No.17272237

>>17272189
these threads are what gets me through the day at work...

>> No.17272243

>>17272021
It's either or for me. I'd love to be a high class prostitute in a male brothel and cater to the nation's elite. But I'd also love to be a community husband for a gang of biker MGs and addicted to manticore venom.

>> No.17272246

>>17272189
Well that's you.

>> No.17272247

>>17272223
Don't be cry, honkcat.

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>>17272237
They're always what gets me through most days, I get bored easily and they're a good source of day dream fuel.

>> No.17272251

>>17272189
Well, let's fix that. What's something we HAVEN'T discussed here?

>> No.17272253 [DELETED] 

>>17272251
Monster boys

>> No.17272266

>>17272021
I'd be the bargain guy so long as I can avoid non defurred siths.

I'll take the low tier girls and the fatties without complaints.

Even the too muscled ones

>> No.17272270

>>17272253
>>>/out/

>> No.17272276

>>17272253
Faggot.

>> No.17272277

>>17272189
I've only been here a little over a year, but these threads are still lively and exciting to me. Im still in that state where I feel like monsters could become real any minute/day/month/year now.
Also
>blogfagging

>> No.17272282

>>17272251
making our own monstergirl game

>> No.17272284

>>17272266
>too muscled
As if that's a thing anon.

>> No.17272287

>>17272282
People will sperg over OC and steelims

>> No.17272288

>>17272277
>spoiler
It'll happen one day anon. It has to happen.

>> No.17272292

>>17272284
You can see it in /d/

>> No.17272301

>>17272246
In that it's my reaction to the way the place is changing, yeah.
Obviously it's not everyone's problem. But considering we used to hit between 3000 and 2000 posts in the past, and now threads archive at, what, around 1500? I get the feeling that there's other people who've left. Trouble is we can't confirm that by actually asking them, because they'd have left.
Ultimately though, I'm glad this place still exists. I'll continue being glad it exists, at least until it goes completely /ksg/, if that ever happens. Then I'll just become more bitter.

>>17272277
That's my problem too. I've been around for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE

>> No.17272306

>>17272251
Toothpaste
Pizza
Lamps
Jackie Chan

>> No.17272309

>>17272301
>But considering we used to hit between 3000 and 2000 posts in the past, and now threads archive at, what, around 1500?
As other anons said, this is nothing new. It's a cycle.

>> No.17272312

>>17272301
Don't forget we're also in the middle of a drought for new content. The metaphorical Ryu has forecasted rain in the form of a new book being released soon.

>> No.17272314

>>17272287
Can't have steelims if you don't have lilims in the first place.

>> No.17272317

>>17272251
How do spiders put pants on

>> No.17272326

>>17272317
You know those velcro pants streakers wear so they can just tear them off from the front?
It's basically like that.

>> No.17272328

>>17272317
they make a new one every day

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>your momster is in the kitchen washing dishes
>surprise her by lifting up her skirt, grabbing hold of her huge ass, and pounding away at her
>she just ara ara's and says 'boys will be boys' as she grinds her hips to help you finish
Sorry, childhood friends. Momsters are the best.

>> No.17272332

>>17272317
Just like us. One leg after another, after another, after another, after another, after another, after another, after another.

>> No.17272341

>>17272331
How are son's virginites safe when big busted momsters are around?

>> No.17272342

>>17272331
The answer is obvious.

You take both.

>> No.17272344

>>17272341
overprotective older sisters

>> No.17272348

>>17272328
That sounds inefficient, her closet must be packed with generic 8 leg pants tighter than a Yeti's closet with scarves

>> No.17272349

>>17272251
Monster girl plumbers.

>> No.17272351

>>17272344
Big, meaty momsters and big, meaty oneesans?

>> No.17272353

>>17272341
They aren't. If you don't have a crush on someone by your mid teens, there's a 100% chance your momster will claim it for herself. It's her duty as a loving momster afterall.

>> No.17272354

>>17272326
Easy access for spider sex?

>> No.17272363

>>17272251
Polynesian monsters?

>> No.17272371

>>17272363
>monster girls luaus
Hell to the yeah.

>> No.17272404

>>17272371
>succubus complaining that the grass skirts aren't revealing enough

>> No.17272406

>>17272371
I want mine brown, soft, big, and busty.

>> No.17272428

>>17272282
How would you make a good game without idiots whining that it isn't a hugbox setting?

>> No.17272434

>>17272428
By not listening to the idiots.

>> No.17272435

>>17272428
Explicitly state that it isn't an MGE game?

>> No.17272438

>>17272435
Yeah, like the thread's resident morons are gonna like that

>> No.17272443

>>17272438
>caring about what morons think
I mean, what am I supposed to say to this?

>> No.17272446

>>17272428
it doesn't have to be a violent setting anon.

>> No.17272447

>>17272438
They don't need to like it, though. And I'd like to think there's more sensible people here than those morons you're talking about.

>> No.17272451

>>17272446
Then how is it gonna be a good game? A game needs conflict, how are you gonna do enemies and stuff?

>> No.17272456

>>17272451
harvest moon didn't have enemies and that shit was fun.

>> No.17272460
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For anyone who might want it, I cleaned up that crop of Korwa from that Fatalpulse doujin which got posted earlier.
It's not the best job ever, but I cleaned it to a tolerance of about two pixels, so it should look good unless you zoom by 400%.

Goddamn though, this erune is sexy. Those hips and legs are divine.
The dress is lewd as fuck too.

>> No.17272465

>>17272451
I want to see Monster Girl Animal Crossing.

>> No.17272467

>>17272446
>>17272451
Both sides are over complicating this, it can be a comfy setting with some combat but without the monster girls being the enemies.

Take Rune Factory, make the girls you can marry into monster girls and make the enemies in the caves into demon realm beasts. That way you can have a peaceful farming life and still go dungeon exploring without hurting monster girls.

>> No.17272479

>>17272451
Make something besides monstergirls the antagonists. Like beasts, demons, or eldritch horrors. If you do have to fight monstergirls, just fight them to submission or unconsciousness.

Or you could go full Taro and have the monstergirl protag/s experience ultimate tragedy.

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>>17272428
>implying you'd even have the willpower to make your own super duper special non-hugbox monstergirl game in the first place
Just jack off to MGQ fag.

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>>17272460
I love it, the doujin it's from may be bad but Korwa is always good in my books and the art is nice enough.
Thanks anon.

>> No.17272490

>>17272482
Is it bad that I want to bend her over so that I can make her into a big, soft, milky broodmother?

>> No.17272504

>>17272490
Nothing wrong with that at all.

>> No.17272509

>>17272504
Well good because that's what I'm going to do.

A litter of four kits would be good to start with correct?

>> No.17272515

>>17272482
No problem, glad you like it. Sorry there's a little bit on the right side of her head where the line vanishes. I made this from the English version, so I had to clone tool over some text, and I don't really have the skill to restore linework like that.
Basically, I was an idiot for not cropping and cleaning the Japanese version, where the text doesn't overlap her hair. So I'll clean up that version later, and hopefully post an improved version.
Fucking hell, look at how soft those thighs are.

>> No.17272533

>>17272479
I suggested a setting like this before and got told to fuck off, I'm glad to see not everyone here is insane.

>> No.17272542
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>>17272479
>>17272533
So a bog-standard fantasy game?

>> No.17272547

>>17272542
Yeah, pretty much. Not sure what else you could do without it being boring.

>> No.17272550

>>17272547
there have been games that dont use conflict to be fun,
reacttear is a good example.
its just a game about running an item shop, and good mother of god was it addicting.

>> No.17272553

>>17272547
You're really dumb.

>> No.17272557

>>17272553
Good argument

>> No.17272560

>not wanting an rpg with a customizable party of monstergirls
What are you, gay?

>> No.17272562

>>17272547
Reverse it a bit.

Instead of being an anon defending a village from monsters, make it an anon defending a monster village from the order.

You could capture enemies for selling at a profit in addition to beating off the occasional rogue monster girl that wants you and collecting items for making into items/selling.

>> No.17272568

>>17272557
If you don't want a monstergirl setting to be a monstergirl setting, then what's the point? Go to /tg/ you braindead faggot.

>> No.17272572

>>17272533
Which one, the "something besides MGs as antagonists" setting? I've always liked that as an idea. Like humans and monstergirls are left fighting together against something beyond magic or science. If something bad happens to either party, it's not because of any HFY or MGFY bullshit. Likewise, any accomplishments are down to their teamwork and unity.

>>17272542
There's plenty you can do to make a game or setting that still manages to be unique in its inclusion of monstegirls, without making it so they're the only notable existence besides humans. It's all down to how you handle and present it.

>> No.17272573

>>17272568
>all monstergirl settings have to be MGE
What the fuck? I think to be a "monstergirl setting" the only stipulation is to have monstergirls.

>> No.17272583

>>17272568
>This setting has monstergirls
>They're not the only significant entity
>That immediately disqualifies it as monstergirl material

And speaking of braindead, just look at you.

>> No.17272585

>>17272572
>Which one, the "something besides MGs as antagonists" setting?
Yeah, pretty much. I like that concept a lot.
>>17272568
/tg/ loves monstergirls

>> No.17272590

>>17272314
Steelims are a mindset

>> No.17272604

>generic fantasy setting "thought up" by an anon is being treated as innovative
Hoo boy.

>> No.17272612

>>17272547
Change the setting. Make it something like dieselpunk or cyberpunk.

>> No.17272615

>>17272604
It's kind of funny. It's as standard as it gets but apparently something that's been done thousands of times is new.

>> No.17272620

>>17272604
>any sort of conflict in a setting is being treated as a terrible idea
I don't get this

>> No.17272624

>>17272604
Point to the specific new setting being made, where an Anon claimed he "thought it up", and exactly where someone called it innovate.

It sounds like you're just trying to start shit because of something you don't personally like.

>> No.17272634

>>17272620
It's not the fact there's conflict, it's the whole "monster girls and humans teaming up to take on a big evil threat" isn't unique in the slightest.
I mean that's basically D&D and every generic fantasy setting ever, hell even granblue fantasy is like that. It's not something that's a change of pace in the slighest.

>> No.17272636

>>17272624
>>17272479
>>17272533

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>>17272636
I didn't fucking call that innovative you utter moron. I said it was refreshing to not be told to fuck off for wanting something that isn't a hugbox. Learn how to read.

>> No.17272647

>>17272636
None of that is a "new setting being thought up" and I don't see anyone claiming it being innovative.
You really are just getting salty about something to the point where you're putting words into people's mouths, aren't you?

>> No.17272650

>>17272542
Reminder that its only christmas cake age, fat cheshires that shitpost on bohemian basket weaving boards because they have nothing else to do

>> No.17272661 [DELETED] 

>>17272643
>This post
>Posts HLF trash image

>> No.17272664 [DELETED] 

>>17272661
I don't even know what that means. I just saw a cute image with a hellhound and posted it.

>> No.17272666

>>17271544
>>17271567
Thats if we get translations in a timely manner which...seems a bit hopeful to me

>> No.17272668 [DELETED] 

>>17272661
Not an argument.

>> No.17272670 [DELETED] 

>>17272643
>/monster/ filename
>>17272664
It's literally a grigori image.

>> No.17272679

>>17272670
>>/monster/ filename
Boy, it's a 4chan filename, the [1] appears if you post an image via pasting the image url instead of saving and then posting it. You really need to stop looking for boogeymen, god damn.

>> No.17272681 [DELETED] 

>>17272661
That's a Grigori commission?
But the human and hellhound are actually getting along, there's no emblem indicating it takes place in his setting, and there's a complete lack of autism in the picture.

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Are we being raided by HFY /tg/fags?

>> No.17272689 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
>HFY
When did anyone mention that?

>> No.17272692 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
Nope, just newfags, looking for cheap (You)s.

>> No.17272694
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How is everyone liking Elf-san wa Yaserarenai?

>> No.17272695 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
Seems like we're being raided by someone, whoever it is it'd be nice if they could fuck off.

>> No.17272697 [DELETED] 

>>17272681
Literally no one else commissions art of military people and MGs. If there's a dude in a uniform, it's more than likely Grigori shit.

>> No.17272699

So, how can you have a setting with actual conflict that doesn't rile up the resident autists?

>> No.17272702 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
I dunno.
What I do want to know is what will happen if I mix holst DNA into a cheshire.

>>17272694
Its cute.

>> No.17272704 [DELETED] 

>>17272697
I don't see the problem if the art is fine. It ahs no death and suffering, just a cute girl and a guy.

>> No.17272706

>>17272699
You don't
This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind

>> No.17272707 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
No? Where are you seeing HFY?

>> No.17272709 [DELETED] 

>>17272688
>Not a single post is HFY
>People are trying to rationally and fairly discuss how conflict would work in another MG setting, and also settings where humans and MGs work together against a common threat
>IS THIS A HFY RAID

When you falseflag like that, it only hurts the thread more.

>> No.17272712

>>17272699
If you want to COMPLETELY avoid people sperging out, well thats impossible. People are gonna get mad about it no matter what.
For the most part, people who just want waifu hentai funtimes with no sort of conflict stick around here, and people who want more normal settings with monster girls in them go to monster girl games over on /vg/ which is where most of the MGQ fans stick around.

>> No.17272713 [DELETED] 

>>17272704
It's the same reason we don't encourage alpfags. Grigori and all of his inane dribble deserves to be shunned and laughed at. Otherwise it just makes him and others like him think it's okay to make more.

>> No.17272715 [DELETED] 

>>17272697
So wait, is it actually a confirmed Grigori image? Or are you just saying that because you suspect it is?

>> No.17272719

>>17272699
You ignore them, because nothing you ever do will appease them.

>> No.17272720

>>17272699
Don't use buzzwords, it makes your post less worthy of getting serious replies.

>> No.17272723 [DELETED] 

>>17272715
Luth literally pulled the image after ELH asked if it was Grigori who commissioned it (it was) and informing him of the KC ban. There's a reason it isn't in his gallery.

>> No.17272731

>>17272699
By discussing it on /tg/.

>> No.17272734

>>17272712
>For the most part, people who just want waifu hentai funtimes with no sort of conflict stick around here, and people who want more normal settings with monster girls in them go to monster girl games over on /vg/ which is where most of the MGQ fans stick around.

That's a pretty great way to make sure the place remains stale. I'm fine with both hentai funtimes and normal settings, and I've never visited the /vg/ threads, because discussion about both has been possible here.

>> No.17272740

>>17272699
>trying to avoid drama on this thread
Haha, nice try buddy. Every monstergirl-related site or thread always has at least one major flaw, and this thread's is that no one can ever stop arguing. Just take it easy, my man, and ignore anyone screeching at you for dumb stuff.

>> No.17272750

>>17272734
Oh I'm not advocating for it or anything, just making a general observation. Back when these threads were on /a/ in the early days you got a semi regular amount of discussion about MGE, MGE, and EMG. Now those mostly keep to /jp/, /vg/, and /a/ respectively. /vg/ threads used to be dead as a doornail, but with paradox part 2 out just a week or so again they got some life back in them. Thing thats killing them slowly is the snails pace the translation is moving at
Couldn't tell you when the shift to seperation like this finally happened, but I seem to recall not to long ago a pretty nasty few hours of people raging about how MGQ was trash since monsters would actually hurt people over there and so on.

>> No.17272753

>>17272750
Second MGE should be MGQ in case that wasn't clear

>> No.17272757

>>17272750
EMG had to move to /c/

>> No.17272759

>>17272750
>since monsters would actually hurt peopl
Sounds like an understatement, since there's more than a few monsters who seem to get off on killing you in MGQ.

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The InspiroBot is trying to save me from a life as a cum pump.

>> No.17272767

>>17272750
>Thing thats killing them slowly is the snails pace the translation is moving at
actually people are using machine translations now,
google implemented a neural network powered translation software for japanese and now the machine translation are comprehensible, when using TA with google.
not quite as good as a translation from a person, but you can actually play the game with it.

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>>17272723
That's a shame.
Ultimate though, who really cares? It's a nice image, and you'd have to outright be told Grigori commisioned it to find any link to him.
And he's going to be laughed at by the thread until the end of time, so the whole "if we let people post it, he'll think he's welcome here" is false.

And if people complain about images because of a tangential link to something they don't like, then I wouldn't be able to post stuff like this. Half the thread would just be autists bitching at an image because the artist who drew it also drew two girls holding hands once.

>> No.17272769

>>17272757
the move completely killed the threads.

>> No.17272773 [DELETED] 

>>17272697
>Literally no one else commissions art of military people and MGs.
thats a shame, I do like me some sexy girls in camo.

>> No.17272774

>>17272767
I don't play with it due to the fact that it creates lag

>> No.17272776

>>17272774
shame theres not a take home version cause the NN really improved the fuck out of google translate.

>> No.17272777

>>17272757
Huh. Should've guessed, general like structures usually don't last long on /a/.
>>17272759
Yeah it can get pretty grim in some places. That's just how certain people like it though.
>>17272767
I saw some people doing that from day 1 of paradox, but its good to know its a bit more reliable now. I'm guessing its still a little bit awkward to beat off to though. And a lot of the story stuff is getting translated first anyways.

>> No.17272780

>>17272759
There's a H scene in MGQ where you get a blowjob so good that your testicle gets sucked out through your dick to get eaten

>> No.17272782

>>17272780
that was an angel

>> No.17272789

>>17272782
Never said who was doing the deed, like wise there's also a scene where your dick is slowly being eaten away until pleasure mindbreaks you(MC) and then you get eaten because girl got bored

>> No.17272791

>>17272782
That doesn't sound like a very angelic thing to do.

>> No.17272793

>>17272780
Damn, what a rad way to go.
>Here lies anon, he died doing what he loved

>> No.17272797

>>17272780
that
is
metal

>> No.17272798

>>17272757
I went to check on their thread. It's been up for almost 9 days now.And they are still on page 4. With about 100 post to go until bump limit.
The move sure took a toll on them.

>> No.17272803

>>17272780
Don't tell Maritan.

>> No.17272809

>>17272780
>>17272789
I actually flinched a bit.

>> No.17272812

>>17272803
... why?

>> No.17272815

>>17272803
Too late. Maritan already posted it around.

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>>17272793
>>17272797
>>17272803
>>17272809
This is the nut culprit.

>> No.17272818

Can we talk about something else instead? Something nice like puffy loli MG genitals?

>> No.17272819

>>17272815
That's the joke.

>> No.17272821

>>17272789
>spoiler
I think I read somewhere about Erubite melting down Luka in her fight if you lose against her. Is it the same girl who does that?
If I had to choose how I died, being consumed by a slimegirl would probably be my first choice, as long as it wasn't painful.

>> No.17272824

>>17272818
Let's talk about lilims

>> No.17272825

>>17272818
I want a hellhound to punch me in the gut!

>> No.17272826

>>17272818
So puffy they'll create a vacuum seal around your dick and suck up your nuts.
This is why they tell you not to get in the van, and to decline any dadrock a loli might offer you.

Lolis are notorious nut-stealers.

>> No.17272827

>>17272824
But real Lilims or fake ones?

>> No.17272829

>>17272818
I want to have an angry dragon oneesan storm into my bakery because her imotous are getting pudgy because I keep spoiling them with sweets whenever they come by.

Hopefully they'd be trying to pull her back without avail as she storms in.

>> No.17272833

>>17272827
All of them

>> No.17272834

>>17272821
Different girl, and that ending was when Erubetie was in her edge lord mode, she actually has very MGE-like ending at the end of MGQ.

>> No.17272839

>>17272818
No. I unironically want an amazon or dark elf to rough me up a little in bed to show me who's in charge.

>> No.17272841

>>17272827
>Fake Lilims
>Just a succubus that's cosplaying

>> No.17272845

>>17272834
Yeah, I hear she becomes a sweetie later on.
What girl does the weird eating away thing, then?

>> No.17272851

>>17272791
angels being dicks is a pretty common trope in rpg nowadays

>> No.17272856

>>17272851
Is it a shame that I just want a large chested, motherly angel instead of the edgelord ones?

>> No.17272862

>>17272798
>saddest anime deaths

>> No.17272868

>>17272189
Well, I feel kind of the same way. At the moment I just lurk and grind Rifts because I've lost control of my life, but that's besides the point. The threads can get stagnant at times, yeah, and it's not very much fun to write anything outside of a green-text because the most vocal people tend to be the ones who hate fun (within REASON, I'm not blithely ignorant enough to chance posting guro or futa here), or just hate more things than AM hates mankind. But, this place tends to be pretty comfy nonetheless. A place where we can discuss our shared degenerate fetishes with extra-species women, be they really vanilla like ELH's obsession with zettai ryouiki and flashlight vaginas or KDF's Tarantino tier fetish for putting his gimp dogs in a fucking box before he has them dry hump Marcellus Wallace.

Hats off to you nerds.

>> No.17272869

>>17272856
Illias has been getting some character development in game and after having to spend time with monster companions has stated that maybey she isn't as against co existence anymore.

>> No.17272871

>>17272845
Give me a minute to dig up the scene, I can even post the uncensored pic since there's no actual nudity shown at the start.

>> No.17272877
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Big soft moths!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/d1cc4d9ee408cc27e018ecf7e18d5105/tumblr_osfl7ivqjc1rgxttso3_500.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a2915bd784f9ea01cafe0efaa178f14c/tumblr_osfl7ivqjc1rgxttso1_400.png
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8b024ffeca9bc07ded92cc0fbc4ffc81/tumblr_osfl7ivqjc1rgxttso4_1280.png

>> No.17272888

>>17272877
Moths are SHIT!

>> No.17272895

>>17272851
It feels like the sort of thing where people started doing it in fiction to be unique and different, because portrying angels as dicks would be a novelty. But now you'd stand out more for portraying a genuinely kind angel.

>>17272856
It's probably a shame that you don't have one to give you winghugs.

>> No.17272902

>>17272868
>flashlight vaginas
>Gremlin-chan starts selling DIY RGB LED kits

>> No.17272903

>>17272869
Anon, she resorts to literal genocide because her little sim city simulation went off the rails.

>>17272877
Cute moth.
Gonna snuggle.

>>17272895
That's a given.
It's honestly one of those things where I kinda long for the silver age of heroes where they did good and fought villains.

I'm sick of this 'shades of gray' crap, I just want one upstanding angel thats pure and wants to do good, even if said 'purity' is put into doubt by having holstien tier calcium cannons

>> No.17272905 [DELETED] 

>>17272818
I want to force-feed my pee to my daughteru.

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>>17272877

Wrong image size. Non-for ants edition.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/d1cc4d9ee408cc27e018ecf7e18d5105/tumblr_osfl7ivqjc1rgxttso3_1280.png

>> No.17272911

>>17272905
ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN HUMAN?

>> No.17272917

>>17272911
>responding to zero-effort bait
You are the reason for (You) inflation.

>> No.17272927

>>17272877
>>17272908
Artist?

>> No.17272930

>>17272818
I want to kneel in front of a dark priest, gently hold her foot by the ankle and kiss her on the top of the foot in an act of servitude. Or any monster girl really

>> No.17272931

>>17272694
I don't read it, but post more of that orc pls

>> No.17272935

>>17272903
yeah but she gets better

>> No.17272936 [DELETED] 

>>17272905
>daughteru comes to you with a strange request
>oblige as it's your job as a fatheru to keep her happy
>collect your pee over a day/couple of days
>strap daughteru to bed
>gag her with a ball gag that has a hole through it
>connect pee bag to daughter's gag with a hose
>leave her there for hours while she's forced to drink your salty yellow goodness
>maybe stick a vibe between her legs to keep her extra happy

>> No.17272939

>>17272917
I remember when (You)s used to have actual value. You could buy a meme for two (You)s apiece just some years ago. Now you'll be lucky if you can save enough (You)s in a week just to get an original reaction image.

>> No.17272944

I want to set my daughteru up with a nice boy.

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Not even worth a reply.
It's time to stop.

>> No.17272949

>>17272871
Sure thing. Thanks for going to the trouble.

>> No.17272950 [DELETED] 

>>17272936
You know, part of me thinks that this or something similar might be an actual request from a monstergirl since they don't pee or poop.

>> No.17272954

>>17272694
>thicc monstergirl manga
its a godsend

>> No.17272961

>>17272954
It really says something about a series when just about every girl shown so far is an 8/10 at least.
The Dark Elf is a cutie.

>> No.17272964 [DELETED] 

>>17272939
>reaction image
Kids these days have it easy, you're lucky you get images at all.
[SJIS]
('A`)
ノ(ヘへ

>> No.17272987
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Any ideas involving weresheep? They need more love.

>> No.17273014

>>17272902
Well I mean, him and that other guy are really into flashlight vaginas. I bet one of them has spanked the monkey to Callie's three hole in Ugly Americans.

Strobelight torso vagina.

>> No.17273017

>>17272987
being a slut for horms maybe a jacobs or Manx Loaghtan, or perhaps a super soft merino girl, or pperchance a sweet french valais sheep girl, or a black and white norfolk girl

>> No.17273023

>>17272903
>even if said 'purity' is put into doubt by having holstien tier calcium cannons
It's still pure in the eyes of God if any sex is post-marital. And resting on her lap while she nurses you doesn't count as sex in the first place.

That Superhero point you bring up is something I agree with. You'll see other articles on the internet say this, but originally, superheroes basically represented the best virtues and potential of humanity to do good. Does it say something about society today when the majority of superheroes now are troubled, grimacing figures who never really do what they do with any level of happiness? With the possible exception of Spider-Man, I guess, judging from what I've heard of the new movie.

>> No.17273039
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>>17272931
Ok.
Know that she isn't like this anymore, she put on a lot of weight.

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>>17273039

>> No.17273046

>>17273039
Oh I meant the oni/ogre whatever. but I do like that piggie.

>> No.17273051
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>>17272987
Weresheep wife knits sweaters and accessories from her own wool to sell, but never has enough wool for herself

>> No.17273053
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>>17273046
Oh, well this is awkward.

>> No.17273068

>>17273053
no worries, just show me some strongfat
please

>> No.17273074

>>17273053
B R E E D

>> No.17273076
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>>17272845
>>17272949
Alright here's the pic, had to actually speed run Part 3 since my save file went haywire.
I don't actually know how far I can push the ecchi line with the pictures, but just a mouth with fangs isn't bannable right?

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>>17273068

>> No.17273082
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>>17273079
Excellent.

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>>17273079

>> No.17273093

>>17273076
Oh, this girl. Black Alice, right? I hear she has some crazy stuff going on.

>> No.17273100

>>17273085
>this qt will never drunkenly shove my face between those perfect breasts and slur her way into my pants
>she'll never pin me down and ride me ragged
>she'll never hold me tight all night after passing out

>> No.17273103

>>17273093
>crazy stuff going on
You mean like becoming a god of the universe because Remina fucked up hard?
Or the fact shes not fucking dead?
Or the fact that theres now two of them one of which was from 500 years ago and it turns out she was insane this entire time?
Or the fact that she now transcends all of space and time in paradox?

>> No.17273112

>>17273103
I guess that counts as crazy stuff.
No idea she was some godlike entity. I thought she'd just be some crazy, Alice in Wonderland-themed girl with some spooky magic and a toy obsession.

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georgie

>> No.17273129

>>17273112
>Alice in Wonderland-themed girl with some spooky magic and a toy obsession
she was.
then she ate Ilias.
then she was almost killed.
then Remina fucked up so badly that every single universe started to collapse in on itself.

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>>17273093
>>17273103
>>17273112
>>17273129
WARNING, NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED.
To continue on the >>17273076 picture, here's the main part of that H scene, spoilered for your own safety.

>> No.17273154

>>17273145
Jeez, that's rough.

>> No.17273159

>>17273103
>>17273129
What the actual fuck?
I only played the first game, what the hell is going on here?

>> No.17273170

>>17273159
The plot of MGQ and Paradox is now beyond TTGL levels in its scope and scale.

>> No.17273179

>>17273159
Welcome to MGQ Paradox RPG.

Here you will find the Ancestors of all monsters, cutesy succubi/angels/lolis, dramatic stories and THE PEOPLE OF REMINA HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THEIR WALLS AND ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN AND CAN NEVER DIE.

Its gone fucking crazy. Its also one of the best RPG's currently out there and part 2 just released about two weeks ago!

>> No.17273182

>>17273179
>Spoiler
Is this Attack on Titan

>> No.17273183

>>17273170
How the fuck is that even possible? TTGL went over the top and then went beyond that. What the fuck even happens in paradox. I didn't even leave the first part of the game due to getting board of the repeated seance from the first game.

>> No.17273188

>>17273182
I stopped reading attack of the titan when it became more naruto than muv luv.

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Canadian dogs

>> No.17273209

>>17273183
The game abruptly boards the burning train to Crazyville near the end of Part 2 and never disembarks.

>> No.17273210

>>17273179
Wait wait wait. What the fuck happen to Remina? EXPLAIN THIS SHIT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN.

>> No.17273218

>>17273191
>Ne'er approach me again!
If you say so, princess. I will forever leave your sight.
If she is truly tsun, I fully expect my front door to suddenly explode sometime in the future.

>> No.17273222

>>17273201
Dammit, Snowy.

>> No.17273225

>>17273183
Paradox now features (spoilers for the main threat in the series) the slowly progressing annihilation and nullification of every single timeline and alternate universe due to a phenomenon known as Chaos, which was caused by the creation of the first ever temporal paradox, and spreads at an exponential rate as more paradoxes are caused.

I don't remember the exact nature of Spiral Nemesis in TTGL, but I'm pretty sure that just involved the collapse of a single universe.

>> No.17273226

>>17273218
Keep in mind she's the Lady of Lies

>> No.17273233

>>17273183
>>17273210
>What the fuck even happens in paradox
OKAY, so each time you fail in the VN makes Ilias turn back time creating alternate timelines, after killing Ilias at the end of part 3 means that now Ilias cannot exist throughout any universe, so each worlds Ilias is usually sealed. This causes Ilias to be absent when she was supposed to destroy Remina, because she didn't destroy Remina. Promestein has free reign over Remina as Ilias is apparently dead. So Promestein uses Remina and transforms it into this Neo-Futuristic science-first city and does experiments with the help of the people there. They tried to bring back Heinrich, the hero from 500 years ago, to the present using the blood on his sword, but by doing this they accidently summon Black Alice from the VN from when she was about to be killed by Luka. Black Alice then transforms into the Goddess of BOTH Light and Darkness and proceeds to make Remina into a complete hellhole. Due to this the natural laws of the Universe attempt to stop that by creating Chaos/Apoptis, which are Light-Dark energy abominations. They slowly destroy any universe that diverges from the VN and are trying to make sure that a timeline that could happen does. They fail and actually make the timelines diverge MORE as now every single timeline, including the original is about to die and turn into nothing.

You are Paradox-Luka, your father, Marcellus, has run off without a trace and you're out to find him after your mother died, on your way to save someone from Slimes you find a Lolified Alice and Ilias. After being psuedo-baptised the actual ilias comes out and tells you to save the world. You then run back to your in to find Lolice and Lolias fighting and choose one of them. At the end of Part one you find out Marcellus is trying to save EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE. PERIOD.

At the end of part two, Marcellus kills alice the 15th. just as he did in the original timeline.


Welcome to Paradox, part 3 isn't even out yet and part 2 just released!

>> No.17273237

>>17273225
>Spoiler
That's some Getter Robo shit right there.
I wonder if Monstergirls would even be able to handle Getter Rays?

>> No.17273240

>>17273201
Is this where I say it's a fucking leaf and an alraune gets wet?

>> No.17273247

>>17273240
You are your own man; do what feels right.

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>>17273233
I think I lost IQ points reading that.

>> No.17273258

>>17273233
and people thought my head canon was over the top and complicated.

>> No.17273264

>>17273233
Thanks for that tl;dr anon.

I... I just don know what to say. Jesus fuck. It's a damn shame I didn't play it. Part 2 looks better but still. There's just so much shit to process. They just went full on hyper time line on this shit.

>At the end of Part one you find out Marcellus is trying to save EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE. PERIOD.
Well fucking gee. Daddy is going ham.

>> No.17273270

>>17273233
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

>> No.17273272

>>17273264
I remember seeing a screenshot of the Part 1 ending somewhere.
Remember how in the original VN he just looks like Luka? In Paradox he's a fucking Cyborg, complete with a robotic left arm,
some sort of techno-eyepatch and a High-tech crystal looking sword.

>> No.17273276

>>17273272
What in the ever living fuck?

>> No.17273278

>>17273251
>>17273258
THATS JUST THE FUCKING BASE PLOT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON THE ANCESTOR-ARCHANGEL WAR OR THE ACTUAL PARADOX THAT CAUSED EVERYTHING.

So, in two of these timelines one of the Goddesses, Alice 1 or Ilias, won the great Monster Wars, and as it turns out that the Paradox World is the FIRST Alt World and connects ALL other worlds together, Alice 1 and Ilias, from two separate universes, are fighting it out to see who gets to own the Paradox world and eventually every single other one too.

And apparently, something else still isn't right, although chaos was spread here first through Alice 8 (she caused the Great Calamity that DESTROYED ALL OF HEAVEN and most of the world) we still don't know where the fuck the First Paradox occurred. All we know about it that it had to been so different and out of place that it shouldn't have even been ABLE to happen, as, even timelines that are different to the VN still can exist and not be destroyed. So whatever the first paradox was it was BIG.

And all we know is that its universe is called Hell/Hades, and in most probability, Luka himself was the cause of the soon destruction of the entire multiverse.

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>>17272927
thescarlettdevil

>> No.17273284

>>17273281
Unsarcastic thanks, slowpoke.

>> No.17273285

>>17273278
I decided not to read this part and I feel like that was a wise decision.

>> No.17273286

>>17273237
Robotic girls would become unstoppable machine gods. As for biological monstergirls, it's hard to say. Getter Rays generally accelerate the evolutionary process but how would monstergirls naturally evolve? And if they had a magical origin, how would that magic interact with the rays?
If the rays attempted to accelerate a plantgirl to the point of death, but her magic kept her alive, would she mutate into some country-sized alraune abomination? Would the effects of the magic and the getter rays cause a kind of recursive, death-defying growth effect?
And what would a truly powerful monstergirl do if exposed? Like a 9-tailed kitsune? That I'd probably want to see.

I really want to read Devolution at some point, too.

>> No.17273291

>>17273284

I went out to eat. Shut up and moth.

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>>17273285
Good, also Marcellus is a Mecha-Warrior now and dimention-hops on a fly.

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>>17273233
>>17273278
Hey look anon. I found a pic of you trying to explain this shit to us.

>> No.17273301

>>17273258
That basic premise is pretty easy to understand, I think. But it's absolutely OTT.
It's when you get to >>17273278 that things start getting a little more complex.

Somebody should teach the Japanse and Western comic writers that a bigger scale doesn't always mean bigger stakes.

>> No.17273307

>>17273233
>>17273278
> killing Ilias in the VN somehow propagates backwards in time and causes Ilias to be dead at Remina so Promstein gets to do stuff

That sounds like a paradox; why can't that be the First Paradox?

>> No.17273308

>>17273226
I understand she's a genderbent Belial, but that doesn't change the fact that I would take all the words that come out of a tsun's mouth at face value purely to piss her off.
Unless that's what her plan was from the start.

>> No.17273310

>>17273300
>That right there is the paradox, now let's talk about the paradox can we talk about the paradox please Anon I've been DYING to talk about the paradox with you all day

>> No.17273317

>>17273300
Thanks for reminding me that I should listen to Yello again.

>> No.17273319

Been gone for a while (a month to be exact). What did I miss?

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>>17273293
>all that bullshit and a Magic Sword™ is still the tool of choice to solve the conflict
For all their attempts at being different they still can't escape reusing the most rudimentary tropes.

>Somebody should teach the Japanse and Western comic writers that a bigger scale doesn't always mean bigger stakes.
This.

>> No.17273322

>>17273272
>>17273293
>Marcellus is literally just a Japanese Cable

Neat.

>> No.17273326

>>17273319
Do you really want to know?

>> No.17273330

>>17273319
Literally nothing. Oh, except Demon Mother isn't getting translated anymore, because we can't have nice things.

>> No.17273335

>>17273301
Meant to quote in >>17273321

>> No.17273340

>>17273330
>except Demon Mother isn't getting translated anymore
Not him. What is demon mother and why are we not getting it translated?

>> No.17273347

>>17273326
Yes please.


>>17273330
Now I'm sad.

>> No.17273349
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>>17273340
Good manga about a demon mother who takes care of her little babby child. It got dropped by translators because they're too busy and don't have their priorities in order.

>> No.17273385

Moving to Hell with your Hellwan waifu to raise your tiny Hellwan daughteru the right way!

>> No.17273399

>>17273308
That's her plan.

All according to Keikaku

>> No.17273413

>>17273233
>>17273272
>>17273278
>>17273293
Why can't it ever just be cute monster girls doing cute things?

>> No.17273419
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Your Mad Hatter wife is feeling quite theatrical today.

>> No.17273425

>>17273385
What if hell is too prim for your tastes?

>> No.17273427

>>17273419
>no even available as a summonable Servant
It's like Agravain and Saber Diarmuid all over again.

>> No.17273430

>>17273201
Would somebody happen to have the Canadian Yeti pictures on hand? I remember there being at least two maybe three, one by the same artist where I think she's sitting at a table eating, I feel like there's yet another one by this same artist of another Canadian Yeti but I also might just be thinking of the same picture, and then there's one where the Yeti is sitting in the stands of a hockey game holding one of those big foam fingers.

>> No.17273435

>>17273419
>Harem of Mad Hatter, Dark Priest and Phantom
Just how high vicariously would my charisma get?

>> No.17273440
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>>17273385
>take your daughterus on a picnic in limbo
>kite flying in the 2nd circle
>shopping and general sight seeing in the city of dis
>ice skating in the 9th circle
hell in mge with a mg wife would be cozy
sinners still get punished/tormented
torturing the souls of the damned is considered a fun family past-time

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>>17273440
Oh no

>> No.17273479

>>17273440
It would be pretty ironic, since monster are sinners themselves in a way.

Unless that hell is actually the fallen god's hell where the chaste are punished.

>> No.17273481

>>17273477
Mind sharing the source of that image please?

>> No.17273497

>>17273481
Kaichou no Iinari, though you won't find all chapters hell relevant.

>> No.17273500

>>17273477

I would like to order one hellhound with this line of thinking please. I'll pay with mastercard.

>> No.17273501

>>17273497
Thanks m8. And idgaf about it being in hell, just want to see more of that oni.

>> No.17273518

>>17273479
i think it'd be more like those that let something like lust run their life to the point where it starts affecting other people
ie lust circle of hell if full of people who commit ntr and the like
the sinful are blown around and slammed into great columns of stone that the monsters and husbands perch themselves on voraciously making love to each other in order to tease and taunt the lustful with glimpses of their past life. Some might make a game out of 'spear-fishing' the sinners and trying to skewer them onto the pillars, only for the wind to tear them off the spears and continue being flung around.

>> No.17273547

>>17273440
It's always been my thoughts that while yes, monster girls are barred from entering heaven where the Chief God is, they're given a special status in hell (their own circle) that isn't too different from heaven: a place where the MGs and their incubized husbands go. And obviously, you still have the other "underworld" realms that adherents to the other MG gods can go to as well, Poseidon, Eros, and the Fallen God.

>> No.17273597

>>17273518
I don't think that's a good influence on the daughteru, anon.

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>>17273430
Two of them are on the wiki, the third one isn't, so here.

>> No.17273680

>>17273620
That moose is too smug looking at that hoser Yeti like she's lower than her, that Yeti's doing her job and preparing the rink! Maybe moose thinks she's weird for wearing heavy winter clothes as a Yeti

>> No.17273689

______________ is best momster.

>> No.17273693

>>17273689
Apophis

>> No.17273702
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>>17271321

Intense.

>> No.17273706

>>17273693
>She finds out that you have a crush on a girl in your class
>She injects her with venom and turns the girl into your sex slave

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>>17273689
Automamomster converting her part of the ruins into a comfy abode for her adopted soneru.
>>17273702
Extraordinary.

>> No.17273712

>>17273689
Echidna. Not an argument.

>> No.17273714

>>17271321
>not sticking a finger up the pooper to get her ready for part deux

>> No.17273716
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>>17273689
White Horn

>> No.17273718

>>17273689
Titanias would make good moms.

>> No.17273721

>>17273702
That's my favorite position to have them bite into my shoulder with tears on their face.

>> No.17273725

>>17273702
>Anubis in Seated Lotus
Latenight you're too good to us.

>> No.17273729

>>17273689
Elves. They know what their son really needs: Cuddles after impregnating their elven momster.

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>>17273689
Alp

>> No.17273736

>>17273731
>coming soon on MGCTV
>'Mr. Mom'

>> No.17273739

>>17273702
>My favourite mg
>My favourite position
Tonight is a good night. Thank you Latenight!

>> No.17273740

>>17273716
Hmmm yes.

>> No.17273742

>>17273736
MGCTV sounds like it would just broadcast footage of random men in the city.

>> No.17273744

>>17273731
Cute!

>>17273689
Whichever one as long as its not a sith and is very thick

>> No.17273747

>>17273742
That would be the 'Possible Singles' show where they follow men to see if they're single or not.

Would probably blow their mind when they see me going into my house alone every day.

>> No.17273749

>>17273689
Baphomets and Familiars.

>> No.17273751

>>17273747
Rumor says you can drive them away if you put waifu scarecrows outside your home.

>> No.17273752

>>17273689
Alice's. Hands down.

>> No.17273755

>>17273751
But why would I?

>> No.17273760

>>17273731
>your dad will never be your mom as well
It's a conflicted feel.

>> No.17273761

>>17273749
>keep mistaking your Baphomom for your sister

>> No.17273762

I don't like Dragon girls.

>> No.17273771

>>17273755
Why not? It's always fun to mess with the media.

>> No.17273775

>>17273771
I dunno.
All those girls watching and seeing a single male go home each evening may be enough.

Messing with the media would be calling the Rataskyr sent to track me cute.

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>>17273430
It's a minus 32, could you imagine, 8 months out of the year snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8

>> No.17273782

>>17273762
I do and the dragon girl likes me too.

>> No.17273793
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>>17273762
But why?

>> No.17273796

>>17273793
Because they steal things and they're dumb.

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>> No.17273809

>>17273796
It's not theft it's a Dragon tax. And if they're so dumb how come they can tally up their hoard and you can't?

>> No.17273810

>>17273803
Dear god. Everytime i see this character i remember the paizuri. She was fucking made for it.

>> No.17273817
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>>17273689
Holstaur.

>> No.17273818

>>17273803
>"You can do it anon!"
Yes, my every animalistic instinct to BREED is off the charts, but at the same time my every manly instinct to PROTECT FOREVER is as well

>> No.17273822

>>17273809
Dragon tax is just some bullshit they make up to justify stealing your stuff and any idiot can get a hoard if they could breathe fire. The only Dragon girl I somewhat liked was from bnha

>> No.17273825

>>17273310
>>17273300
I want to hear someone do the Pepe Silvia rant but about Monster Girls now!

>> No.17273830

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to celebrate FREEDOM with an appropriate harpy type or your waifu tomorrow should you exist in the appropriate country.

If you live elsewhere, instead pull a card out of the box of "things to distract yourself with" instead.

>> No.17273831

>>17273825
>Pepe Silvia
Wasn't the joke about how he couldn't read Pennsylvania?

>> No.17273839

>>17273830
>Bald eagle harpy
Why not a dire wedge tail eagle harpy?

>> No.17273842

>>17273831
oh shit I just got that
I thought it was just a reference to day bow bow

>> No.17273844

>>17273842
I think that anon is wrong, iirc one of the actors said that it was just pure coincidence.

>> No.17273845

>>17273830
Well my national bird is the Swan but it's like six months until my independence day.

>> No.17273847

>>17273839
Because they aren't FREE enough for this holiday.

Big, muscled harpies are accepted if they are wives though.

>> No.17273852

>>17273845
Well, just wait and then you too can celebrate it with an ornery, hissing shebeast.

>> No.17273863
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17273888

>>17273863
How long has this Anon been at it? I have seen this post ever since i started lurking.

>> No.17273897
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>>17273888
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by heating in the microwave of memories the memes of yesteryear when we still posted on /a/?

>> No.17273904

>>17273888
I'm sure it was from before /jp/

>> No.17273911

>>17273888
I've just kinda assumed it's been multiple people who carry on the tradition

>> No.17273918

>>17273830
Would the wealthy undead neighborhood object to 4th of July parties? Or will they just join in the fun

>> No.17273921

>>17273897
This made me sad for some reason.

>> No.17273924

>>17273921
It's a grim reminder we're still living in exile.

>> No.17273946
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Happy Fourth of July everybody!

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MGE:The fighting game.

What's the line up, /mgt/?

>> No.17274031

>>17274008
Lilims vs The World

>> No.17274032

>>17274008
Well there obviously has to be a high risk high reward human character.

>> No.17274047

>>17274032
>Human character designed for Dark Souls type gameplay
>It's a Dynasty Warriors type game

>> No.17274147

>>17274008
A template MG for all races, A shota, a normal anon, a paladin. All of these men have Rage Mushroom variants.

The men can never be paired up to fu- I mean fight though. That would be misandry.

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>>17274031

>> No.17274173

>>17274008
Y'know I swear that recently KC's been retweeting stuff from some guy who seems to be working on an MGE Pixel Fighter? That's what it looks like anyway.

Roster seemed to include Devil, Lich, Dragon, Zombie Dragon, Wyvern, Red Cap, Elf, Cheshire Cat and Raiju, with plans to add Vampire, Automaton and Witch?

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I haven't had a good night's sleep in weeks. Someone please send sleepy sheep.

>> No.17274181

>>17274031
Sabitha Lillim vs. The World, where a lazy, childish and generally gross lillim tries to romance a cute boy, but has to defeat his seven evil stalkers, who have formed a league so that they can steal his virginity. She eventually has to accept that she's bad, mean and uncaring in order to progress forward.

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>>17273079
Best Girl.

>> No.17274256

>>17274183
Are angels allowed to have such cute clothes?

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>>17274180

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>>17274180
how fluffy you like em

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>> No.17274419

>>17274341
>>17274348
>>17274370
Daily reminder that wool is the least comfy substance known to man.

>> No.17274426

>>17274419

Mamano mana, I don't got to explain shit.

>> No.17274450
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Anons please be wary of any girl who wants to become your onee san. Onee sans are dangerous.

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Better start hoarding those Bavel comics.

>> No.17274470

>>17274450
>No Demonfu for Onee-san roleplay like this.
Fuck my life.

>> No.17274480

>>17274470
Pretending you're her otouto while she lewds you?

>> No.17274501

>>17274480
Yeah. I'll even take a shotafication potion for that full "make you a man" experience.
In return, the next night is Irrumatio Slave night.
Sticky Mushroom soup and Holst Milk on the menu for dinner that night.

>> No.17274505

>>17274501
To be honest I'd do that anon. And it's great you switch up the bedroom so much! Good on you anon!

Eat out that demon!

>> No.17274516

>>17274466
Also Girls forM and Europa.

>> No.17274521

>>17274370
>*Japanese sheep noises*

>> No.17274528

>>17274505
I'll eat her out and then the next night let her drink as much of my cum as she wants!
I'll mating press her throat!

>> No.17274533

>>17274528
>mating press her throat

Go on

>> No.17274544

>>17274533
Sticky mushroom soup to increase stickiness and thickness.
Holst Milk to increase stamina
Manticore Venom to increase production and volume
Bondage to get her excited.
3 hours of facefucking at the very least while she roleplays being a "monstergirl slave" being orally raped by her "perverted nobleman owner".

>> No.17274552

>>17274544
That's hot

>> No.17274556

>>17274552
A lot of her favorite roleplays involve rape of both kinds. It turns her on to have her protests interrupted by cock.
Me "begging her to stop" also turns her on.

>> No.17274577

>>17274466
>>17274516
https://www.fakku.net/forums/subscriptions/new-magazines-comic-bavel-comic-europa-girls-form

>> No.17274588

>>17274577
>Fakku

>> No.17274595

>>17274588
Yes, that's why you should be hoarding these magazines/artists.

>> No.17274637

>>17274466
Why do all good thing have to come to an end?
I guess you can still pirate them but I'm not sure where at this point.

>> No.17274642

>>17274577
>Here's a summary of some of the recent contributing artists as well as some sample images.
>Alp
Don't know who that is but Kek.
>Mizone
Well fuck, Guess I have to hoard him too.

Are there anymore monster girl artists in that list, I don't know the name of most of them.

>> No.17274657

>>17274642
>Alp
I actually read one of his H-Mangas recently.

It was a human girl, but all the same my thought reading it was "This is what MG dating would be like."

>> No.17274663

>>17274577
Fakku was a mistake of nature.

>> No.17274665

>>17274657
I just looked him up and the first thing I got was two futas gangbanging a trap.
How about no?

>> No.17274670

>>17274665
Wrong artist.

This is the one you want.
https://exhentai.org/g/1076030/e6a4ef84a1/

>> No.17274674

>>17274670
>Airplane hanger of a vagina latches onto him until the next thing that catches her eye comes along
It's shit.

>> No.17274676

>>17274670
Ah, that's way better then what I just got.

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>>17274577
>G4M is from the same publisher as Koh

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With how dead this place is right now, why don't we take a moment to talk about best undead girl?

>> No.17274699

>>17274674
>>Airplane hanger of a vagina latches onto him until the next thing that catches her eye comes along
That's why we need yanderes so protect us from the sluts.

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>>17274696
Why just talk about one undead girl when we can talk about the two best ones?

>> No.17274703

>>17274696
What's she gonna do with that book?

>> No.17274706

>>17272947
Can I have this manga source?

>> No.17274707

>>17274703
She's going to use it to cast a spell that makes you cum endlessly. She's then going to have sex with you to see what happens.

>> No.17274710

>>17274702
I want to sabotage a cute Lich' experiment and turn her into a mere female corpse so I can use her cold, limp, motionless body as a daki-onahole while she has to watch and listen to it without being able to lift a finger.

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Friendly reminder to brush up on your cooking skills to impress your waifu. The second quickest way to a MG's heart is through her stomach.

>> No.17274717

>>17273201
Canadian MGs are the best.

>>17272694
I love the cute faces the characters make.

>> No.17274726

>>17274712
Seducing Monsters with the power of cooking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryFOlNgK02M

>> No.17274729

>>17272694
Strongfat Oni was the best. Would irrumate by the horns all day.

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>>17274710
>mere female x
This sent me on a weird train of thought about monster girl porn sites. There would 100% be mere female bitch sections on porn sites featuring men and their "submissive" Hellhound wives.

In reality though, they wouldn't be submissive. It's all an act for the camera for easy money and every day a poor helpless anon is fooled into thinking he can tame a Hellhound, it wouldn't help that the pages would be littered with ads for suspicious pills claiming that they work on Hellhounds every time.

MGC city should really do something about unrealistic porn before another anon gets raped.

>> No.17274737

>>17274703
That thumbnail made me think it was something that was not a book

>> No.17274762

>>17274736
>MGC city should really do something about unrealistic porn before another anon gets raped.
Porn gives boys many false and dangerous ideas about sex. Like that being trampled feels good. So many people let their Anubis trample them, only to find out that it hurts a lot and suddenly theyre crying while the Anubis drools on the floor and haa-haa's lewdly.

>> No.17274765

>>17274736
The funny thing is that while there would a a lot of silly thing just to get anon raped. There would be a ton of legit stuff.
>Pills to make your dick bigger would be sold at any drug store.
>Medicine to make you cum literal buckets of cum could be bought on the internet and have them be delivered within the day.
>"Hot succubi near you" would be real and if you press it would can have a succubi ready to have sex right at your door within 15 minutes
>"want to look young again?" things would be 100% (may become a shota or loli if you take one of the more dodgy ones) (AKA. the Sabbath ones)

>> No.17274766

>>17274762
But I'd like it when my Anubis tramples me. Anon have you seen those soft squishy paw pads? How can they hurt?

Well, apart from hurting my heart with their cuteness!

>> No.17274768

>>17274766
But they've got claws, too. It's like getting a bitejob, there's places on there that feel divine and then there's the places where it hurts. I guess that contrast is what masos like about that sort of thing, though.

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>>17274712
>posting worst girl

>> No.17274796

>>17274765
I'm fairly convinced that there are exactly two kinds of boys in MGC: On the one hand, soft-hearted, dense bishounen/shotas whose eyes sparkle, even when they're blindly falling into the most blatantly clichéd of traps and cons MGS use to get into their pants.

On the other; cynical, genre-savvy pragmatists who know exactly where they are and how shit works, and aren't above exploiting this knowledge to survive in this city.

>> No.17274797

>>17274762
>expecting it not to hurt
Silly guys, that's the fun in it.
>>17274765
Telling the real things from the fake ones would be a challenge, how is a man supposed to know which magical sex drugs work?

>> No.17274798

>>17274768
But anon what if I like the pain?

>> No.17274803

>>17274798
Then you're a lewd masochist and you belong together with an Anubis or another sadist girl.

>> No.17274807

>>17274803
Thank you anon, that means alot!

>> No.17274816

>>17274807
You're going to make a mean old Anubis very happy when you moan like a bull and cum all over the floor and her paws, and then she'll trample you even harder while you're sensitive.

>> No.17274827

>>17274816
Good anon! That's what I want, especially if she gave me a disgusted look.

>> No.17274830

You suspect a Lilim has moved in next door.

What do you do?

>> No.17274837

>>17274827
I'm afraid not, anon. She'd give you an excited, lewd look. She's getting all hot and bothered, rubbing her sensitive paw pads all over your rock-hard, throbbing dick. If you keep cumming all over her pads like that, she might even squirt without even touching herself.

>> No.17274840

>>17274837
This is what I need with my anubis. Paw jobs are the absolute best.

>> No.17274842

>>17274830
How do I know for certain?

>> No.17274849

>>17274830
Oil up.

>> No.17274851

>>17274830
I can't bully Lilims anymore so i Ignore her.

>> No.17274856

>>17274830
Attempt to continue my life as normal.

>> No.17274860

>>17274780
>aradragon
>Worst girl
>When she helps out filthy hobos out of the kindness of her golden heart.

>> No.17274864

>>17274830
Invite her for some tea or something. Nothing sexual just "hi, welcome to the neighborhood"

>> No.17274877

>>17274830
>You suspect a Lilim has moved in next door.
>What do you do?
If my suspicions are correct, I'd wake up getting gang-raped by all the single girls in the neighbourhood who have been driven crazy by the lilim's miasma.
If my suspicions are incorrect and the new neighbour was just a succubus, I... wake up being raped by a succubus.

>> No.17274915

>>17274877
Lilims can most likely contain their mamono mana, so don't worry about your neighborhood turning into a demon realm
>I... wake up being raped by a succubus.
If she isn't a desperate CC, she will at least try to seduce you before resorting to rape

>> No.17274941

>>17274915
>If she isn't a desperate CC
Why the hell would she move next to me then?

I like my days lonely, cold and rainy. And one day to wake up being raped.

>> No.17275067

>>17274830
Knock on her door. After she pops up I'll talk to her and be a good neighbor.

>> No.17275101

Reminder that just because that dragon loli is a princess doesn't mean you can't say no.


I'm sure her mother would be happy that you didn't go out and buy her daughter some mega holst milk for her to drink.

>> No.17275118

>>17275101
But it sounds like a great life being the personal butler of a budding dragon princess, taking care of her every day, following every order no matter how absurd, apologizing for failing to live up to her expectations when one of those orders goes awry and you end up injured, trying your best to stop her from crying over your injury, and raising her to be the best ruler you can.

>> No.17275134

>>17275118
I would be nice, although her mother may not be all that pleased to see her daughteru suddenly sporting a chest bigger than her own at such a young age.

And lactating.

Enjoy her cuddling you after said injury and also making you carry her around after the milk incident.

>> No.17275135

>>17275101
I'd take care of that little dragon as if she was my daughter. And who knows, maybe her aunt eyeing me up and biting her lips mean something.

>> No.17275142

>>17275135
Oh it means something all right.
Just be careful that the loli dragon doesn't get too attached to you and expect something more...or that her aunt mistakes the reason your hands are always on the lolis chest.

>> No.17275143

>>17272189
you are me a year ago

>> No.17275152

>>17272189
At least we still have writers.

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>>17275101
Then it all goes to her ass, thighs, and hips.

>> No.17275155

>>17275142
No need to worry. I'd just be watching her play with the other kids most of the time, telling her some stories and sometimes slipping her some cookies while her mother isn't looking.
Though then I'd have to deal with her aunty watching me and telling her stories of conquest. Not that I mind, it would actually be pretty nice.

>> No.17275162

>>17275154
Oh anon
They would be far bigger than that if this is mega holst milk we're talking about.

>>17275155
Just make sure you don't give that loli too many cookies.

And do try to keep your cool when her aunt rests her chest atop your head when she comes up from behind and ara aras at you.

Do try not to notice that they feel far heavier than usual

>> No.17275174

Any stories for echidna about outside of seafoam's thing

>> No.17275177

>>17271062
How would such a process be handled?

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I don't have any pictures of fireworks for you Americans to enjoy so here's a brown cat instead.

>> No.17275210

>>17275155
Big, muscled and scarred aunt or a big, softer dragon aunt that's built for sex?

>> No.17275215
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>>17275197
My birthday is today so I'll take it.

>> No.17275219

>>17275177
Corruption is a very hands on process that requires the participation of both parties. Tainted incense burning a heavy purple smoke into the air, potions in the wine and sum on the snacks. Mind meltingly luxurious sheets and a warmth that has a light and pleasant sheen of sweat bead upon both your bodies. It's a good idea to simulate a mix between the heat of estrus and the heat of a fever. Have your dick inside one of her holes the majority of the time while you kiss and fondle the forehead, hands, feet and shoulderblades.

Any cold air would be like a bucket of water duped on the girl's head. till doable, but a cold corruption has various side effects.

>> No.17275224

>>17273702
>Responding to my post with this

You're a freaking legend. That braided hairstyle is lovely too.

>> No.17275232
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>>17275215
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday dear anon~
Happy birthday to you~

>> No.17275236

>>17274577
>>17274642
>Mizone could be purged from Ex
Someone needs to kill Jacob dead.

>> No.17275238

>>17274706
Musuko ga Kawaikute Shikataganai Mazoku no Hahaoya

>> No.17275242

>>17275232
I want big, meaty elves!
Thick and soft!

>> No.17275250

>>17275238
thats the one with the demon mom raising her son right?
didn't the human girl end up half demon or something?

>> No.17275253

>>17275236
Killing him won't do anything. Someone else will just take his place. The wheels have already begun to roll. We just have to keep up.

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>>17275242
You say something?

>> No.17275259

>>17275256
Gonna grope her middle and nibble her ears.

>> No.17275283

>>17275256
Going to diet and exercise the shit out of her.

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>>17275250
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
The human girl is named Chiharu. She caught a demonic disease from hanging out with Lorem, but Merii (the sister demon) healed her with the risk that she could turn into a demon.
Turns out Chiharu made it without any noticable changes to her body, besides her bleached hair going back to its original colour. Now she wants to help the demon family more than ever.

>> No.17275313

Would Arachne be good architects? I want a spooder waifu to design us a house. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Unc-g9AHl2Y

>> No.17275319

>>17275313
Spiders, ants, bees, they're all great builders. However! Spiders are the only ones who can build beautiful constructs without a community effort.
Ergo spiders are superior.

>> No.17275327

Betting your life against an MG gambler!

>> No.17275328

>>17275101
If the loli dragon is a princess you should say yes, not only you get the cutest mere female lizard but you can marry into royalty too.

>> No.17275337

>>17275328
But anon, you don't want to have a lactating, bukanyuu tier oppai loli do you?

None of her dresses would fit and she'd need help carrying her chest!

That doesn't even factor in if you keep saying yes whenever she wants some sweets or a cake!

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>>17275327
I have no regrets.

>> No.17275345

>>17275337
You're right I don't want fatfag /d/ memes, I want a flat loli with a slim waist.

>> No.17275366

Manticores act the way they do because weak men enable their behavior. Show her who's boss and turn that lion into a kitten.

>> No.17275368

>>17275340
>tfw you will never dance with your waifu during your wedding to Dead Man's Party

>> No.17275369

>>17275366
Can't I just be her gazelle?

>> No.17275371

>>17275366
No, im going to be her weak little fragile slut. And guess what anon? You can't stop me.

>> No.17275372

>>17275366
I just want a shortstack manticore to spoil till she's nothing more than a sex doll that can't do anything on her own.

>> No.17275373

>>17275162
Don't worry anon, that little dragon is going to grow nice and beautiful. I'll give her after she finishes running around and playing with her friends.
Also, if the aunt was acting like that I'd be in for some heavy sweater and I hope my pants would be able to hold my dragon slaying spear.

>>17275210
Normal aunt.

Also, damn you phone for not posting my shit.

>> No.17275381
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Spiders are the prettiest.

>> No.17275384

Daily reminder that the best way to deal with CC Dragons is to STAB HER WITH YOUR MIGHTY LANCE.

https://youtu.be/a_xL0EIA6mg?t=117

>> No.17275385

>>17275319
>he doesn't want all the sisters and aunties and nieces and cousins working together to build his and his waifu's house
Pleb.

>> No.17275386

>>17275373
Well, just do what you can as she may be leaning her whole body up against you after that, talking to her niece and asking if she's having a good time while 'ignoring' you.

>> No.17275388

>>17275381
And scariest

>> No.17275407

>>17275386
I might need to use some tricks of my own, like stretching and "accidentally" brushing her tits and saying that there is a bug on her and get a good grope. Sure, noticing that she isn't wearing a bra would make me harder but at least I would get my revenge.

>> No.17275408

>>17275381
I want a Kiki maid to go with my french fries, please.

>> No.17275410

>>17275381
There's a daddy longlegs living around my doorstep. LONG LEGS.

>> No.17275411

>>17275407
Anon, that's just a good way to get her to call you impertinent, smile, and lean harder against you with her chest.

>> No.17275416

>>17275385
Some spiders live in communal webs.

>> No.17275419

>>17275381
I need a 7' pear spider in my life.

>> No.17275424

>>17275416
>communal webs
>silk comes out of their secret place
>yandere waifu
You'll need to map out which parts of the web were made by her, so you don't accidentally touch something that came out of those other sluts' holes.

>> No.17275428

>>17275411
Hey now I would just be trying to remove the bug, it could've been poisonous. Then if she did that I would probably see a fly landing on her butt and I'd smack it for sure.
The dragon loli would probably be confused though.

>> No.17275431

>>17275424
The solution is to never leave the love cocoon.

>> No.17275436

>>17275428
Probably, especially considering that you'd feel her aunt's got a rear as big as her chest, and just as soft.

The meaty flesh jiggling a little bit as she starts to lean forward with a big smile on her face and her tail waving a bit.

She's gonna make eggs with you

>> No.17275448

>>17275436
I'm liking this horny dragonaunt
I hope the oppressive sexual ara araness continues

>> No.17275453

>>17275384
Wearing dragoon armour and using Jump to knock a dragon out of the sky is a courtship ritual commonly seen practiced by humans living up in the mountains.

>> No.17275455

>>17275448
Well, just watch out when she puts your hands on her extra wide hips and asks her neice to look away.

Or not.

It would be good for the girl to learn about courtly love.

>> No.17275461

>>17275436
You know what makes it better? The little one would probably innocently mention how we are acting like her father and mother before giving off a sigh and saying that she wish she had someone to play with like a little sister.
This might make the aunt ara ara too hard, along with her tail coming over to my lap.

>> No.17275465

>>17275431
There needs to be a zipline system so the husbandos can move their love cocoons around to visit their friends and go shopping and stuff.

>> No.17275470

>>17275465
And just like that we invented a whole civilization.

>> No.17275471

>>17275152
"""Writers"""

>> No.17275479

>>17275471
Edgy.

>> No.17275480

>>17275461
Yep.
Her tail would pull you close and unleash centuries of pent up lust on you.

She's not stopping till she's filled with a dragon brood for the first batch.

She has plenty of aids to make sure you fill her to her bodies limits.

>> No.17275489

I want to work at a daycare for monster children so I can lead them in morning exercises and teach them ABCs.

>> No.17275496
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Welcome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr93X8856Vg&t=26s

>> No.17275516

>>17275480
Before that I'd have the little dragon head off to play with the kids though. Don't want her becoming lewd at an earlier age.
It would be really nice to have her undo my pants and start playing with me using her tail, saying how lewd I am for being hard. Though I'd also tease her, reaching back and rubbing her wet, puffy vulva.

>> No.17275519

>>17275489
>You will never teach a loli Lich all about the joys of science
I wonder if you can also teach them how to smile?

>> No.17275520

>>17275516
All day
Every day
For a month

She's not stopping until her body physically cannot hold anymore and she's pregnant.

And the little one WILL get curious.

You may not have the option of hiding it.

>> No.17275535

>>17275520
Yeah, with how loud she'd be moaning there is no way the loli wouldn't notice. She'd get home from playing just to follow the sounds coming from the bedrrom and she would see her aunt bouncing like crazy on my cock while kissing me, taking short breaks to breathe before pushing me down and ridding me cowgirl.
Guess her wish of having something like a little sister would finally be fulfilled.

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>>17275519
>Teach a lich child to smile
>She just ends up looking like the Red Girl from Automata
>In less than a day, every lich is copying her

>> No.17275557

>>17275238
Thanks you.

>> No.17275561

>>17275535
That's gonna be one sweaty lizard.

>> No.17275565

How good are Inaris at cuddling if they really try?

>> No.17275569

>>17275516
>Don't want her becoming lewd at an earlier age
>implying she isn't already lewd because she's a monster

>> No.17275579

>>17275496
I want to give the Black Horn a nice hat and make her happy

>> No.17275583

>>17275536
Hey, at least i tried. If you don't want a creepy smile Lich you can give em all to me.

>> No.17275584

>>17275561
The whole day of having sex would be a really great workout session for her. She'd have a really nice body with some nice tits and ass to go with it.

>>17275569
Dragons are lewd but they can hold out for some time. If they see other dragons enjoying sex too much they might just go for it and rape their closest friend though.

>> No.17275588

>>17275579
Black Horn?

>> No.17275617
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>>17275588
white horn's chuuni little sister

>> No.17275623

>>17275617
Ah. But those horns are blue.

>> No.17275625

>Be Anon, going to college in MCG
>Surprisingly few rape attempts, given most of these girls are taken
>The rest just stay away for some reason
>Eeh whatever
>Have a few close friends, one of them a dragon
>Sweetest fucking person you've ever met
>Also taken
>Which is fine. You're into Christmas Cakes anyway.
>Study for hard tests together, occasionally spot her at the dining hall, be given incredibly expensive gifts at every occasion, find the professors who dislike you suddenly take leaves of absence, etc.
>All the stuff that comes with a friendship, she says
>Keep this up for 3 years
>Graduation
>All the usual excitement, pre-drinking, pageantry, drinking, Onis falling over trying to accept their degrees.
>It's hilarious
>At some point in the drunken haze, feel a claw tap your shoulder
>Assume it's your friend and spin around
>Holy shit that's a nice chest
> >>17275436 standing there, smiling
>Asks if you're the cute boy her niece keeps telling her about.

>> No.17275637

>>17275625
Cougar hunting mode initiated, target acquired.

>> No.17275653

>>17275625
CC dragon aunts are too dangerous. First they take the babysitter and now they are taking their nieces' friends.

>> No.17275664
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>> No.17275671

>>17275664
What is it about that oni that makes her so perfect to mating press?

>> No.17275673
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>>17275664
What if she's way taller than me

>> No.17275677

>>17275673
>he likes tall girls

are you an alp?

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17275680

>>17275677
Does she have a dick and is a man? If not then I'd say I'm not an alp.
I just like big girls 4me

>> No.17275694

>>17274830
Take the initiative. I won't rest till that lilim asks me to hold hands!

>> No.17275703

>>17275673
Then she picks you up.

>> No.17275721
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>> No.17275724

>>17274830
Unleash Armageddon in a single stroke of lightning.

>> No.17275734

>>17275471
People still write stories, may not always be my thing but at least some form of content is being made and that's good enough for me.

>> No.17275771

>>17275721
I want to touch that eye.

>> No.17275774
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>>17275734
>Spent the last month procrastinating
Y-yeah, still write, right.

>> No.17275785

>>17275671
Because a little girl with big hips is the sexiest combination.

>> No.17275799

>>17275785
I want an alice with extra wide hips, thick thighs, and a fat ass that are made for a full grown woman.

>> No.17275802

>>17274466
>Better start hoarding those Bavel comics.
I just got home, what happened?

>> No.17275807

>>17275799
I also want a number 9.

>> No.17275814

>>17275807
Number 9 who?

>> No.17275823

>>17275802
Fakku's sunk their dirty jew claws into another bunch of publishing rights, so a bunch of artists could very well have their works purged from Exhentai in the near future.

>> No.17275824

>>17275807
You also want a number 6 with extra dip?

>> No.17275825

>>17275814
Judging by the DAT ASS, an android.

>> No.17275829

>>17275824
It depends on what the extra dip is.

>> No.17275830

>>17275824
I kinda want to work at a diner in MGC now.
Nothing sexual I just want to serve breakfast all day long.

>> No.17275851

>>17275830
Hope you like getting groped as you pass by tables.

>> No.17275852

>>17275774
Get back to work Losenis.

>> No.17275854

>>17275830
I would want to work at a butler cafe in MGC. To serve Ojou-samas knowing that they will have to leave after the meal and won't be able to afford my services anymore until they come back to eat again. It stirs some kind of smug instinct inside of me.

>> No.17275860

>>17274577
I remember jerking it to stuff on Fakku back before they started wearing yarmulkes. Fuck those guys for taking my favorite tomboy doujins off of Sadpanda.

>> No.17275866

>>17275854
I'd love to be the butler of a tubby ojou of some sort.

>> No.17275875

>>17275851
What kind of cook leaves the kitchen ever during work? That's someone else's job.

>> No.17275880

>>17275677
Are you?

>> No.17275899

>>17275734
Writing stories is fun! I have a fun time doing them, and it's so nice knowing the people read them and (may) enjoy them.

Even better, the painful realisation that I can't write is starting to numb!

>> No.17275900

>>17275866
Would you want her to pay to sit in your lap while her haughty smugness evaporates?
Do you want to be her dear love?

>> No.17275904

>>17275900
You know it.
She could put that big rear in my lap and relax to her hearts content once she pays.

>> No.17275913

>>17275899
Anon, I don't care if you think you can't write, do it. Please write about a dragon and her treasure.

>> No.17275916

>>17275913
He should write about dragon aunt and her naughty adventures with anon.

>> No.17275919

>>17275899
If you enjoy reading them a lot you probably won't enjoy writing them. It's weird how much it changes the perception of things when you are the "god" building their world instead of just being behind a mere character seeing them discover the world. You know everything, see everything and you don't feel compelled to personally follow the story anymore, you just build.

Or maybe i'm just a shit writer, i dunno.

>> No.17275925

>>17275913
>>17275916
Well I did have a story in the works about a dragon and a griffon fighting over a man that would end in double paizuri

But I just couldn't go any where with it, y'know? Don't worry I'll come back to it eventually! I don't worry anon, I won't give up on writing. But if it's Dragons you're looking for, I'm working on an Otohime story at the moment, I've actually got it done and just proof reading!

>>17275919
Huh, I'm uh, not exaclty sure what you mean because I can't really relate anon. But I can kinda understand.

Anyway, gambatte with your stories!

>> No.17275926

>>17275919
maybey just take some sort of hallucinogenic and write down what you see.

>> No.17275935

>>17275925
>Otohime
What's it about?

>> No.17275937

>>17275919
This is true of almost any creation. Why would I ever bother playing my own video games? There's no point.

>> No.17275943

>>17275935
Without spoiling too much, a young sailor on his father's merchant ship falls into the water off the coast of Zipangu. And there's also a mommy Otohime who's always wanted a son who adopts him

>> No.17275944

>>17271710
>The Wock has her otouto's hands tied by ribbon
Shouldn't it be the other way around if its his birthday? Silly drunk Wock.

>> No.17275947

>>17275919
I just don't like writing.

>> No.17275954

>>17275943
So it's going to be a mommydom thing? Not for me, but good luck on that.

>> No.17275955

>>17275943
You've peaked my interests and my arousal.

>> No.17275959

>>17275954
It's actually not that quite heavy with the mommy dom stuff, well not to me atleast. I just think I could've done better on the lewd scene. Ah I'll work in it, can't wait to show it though!

>>17275955
Thank you anon, makes me happy to know you're interested.

>> No.17275965

>>17275496
>tfw no calm, quiet, small town living gf to just have a peaceful life with
>tfw this will never play over your life, just staying quiet till the heat died down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yLqkO4Cp4

>> No.17275968

>>17275959
Even then I'm not much into /ss/. The perfect story for me with a milf-like otohime would be her wanting to have a child and getting the dude to give her one.
But hey, I guess I could give your story a read.

>> No.17275975

>>17275968
Absolutely no worries anon, I understand. And hey thats a great story idea!

>> No.17275999

>>17274450
Onee-sans are truly the most terrifying of predators.

>> No.17276003

>>17275999
They pray and hunt on poor vulnerable unsuspecting otoutos.

>> No.17276012

>>17275999
I want a big, busty, strongfat oneesan to cuddle me in bed despite the fact that I need to go and water plants.

>> No.17276031

>>17275999
Just imagine a thick, tall jabberwock or Minotaur onee-san coming up to you from behind and practically blotting out the sun as her juicy, big frame looms over you
Then she softly yet firmly puts her hands on your shoulders and pulls you back to squish against her thighs and pushes your scalp against her puffy barely covered by too-small babydoll shorts pelvis
You know there isn't anything you can do from this position and you are completely fucked as she titters out "Otouto~ come play with Onee-san in her room now~"

>> No.17276034

>>17276031
But I've got chores to do.

>> No.17276039

>>17276031
What game are we gonna play? I hope its Battleship! I'm a champion at that game. It's easy when they always arrange their ships in the shape of a heart or a penis.

>> No.17276044
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>>17276031
Maybe if you don't move she will lose track of you, stay very very still.

>> No.17276065

>>17276039
And winner gets to molest the loser?
This seems like a game that only the mojyos would play to win.

>> No.17276070

I want to fucking punt an Alp.

>> No.17276073
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Anytime I see Ara ara I can't not imagine this

>> No.17276084

>>17276073
You're a real cunt.
>>/jp/image/ELkCOwgbgh_CbeNim18fdQ

>> No.17276088

>>17276084
This is the only time I've posted this this year

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>>17276073

>> No.17276122

>>17276116
I want Illias to be my mom.

>> No.17276125

>>17276122
I want Illias to be my mom and eventual wife.

>> No.17276131

>>17276125
But you can't marry your momster

>> No.17276134

>>17276131
Thats what you think!

I want a big, soft, and super busty angel to be my momster and then wife!

>> No.17276148

>>17270619
Well KC's can move around pretty well, they just choose not to a lot of the time.

>> No.17276162

>>17275471
Losenis, Iron_Beast, Frosticle, Silent_II, ELH, LanternAnon, and Penywise are still active writers who're still on the list.

Memetexters like Shoggocks, Harblador ( WRITE MORE FUCKER) and even BobAnon don't really count.

>> No.17276165

>>17276148
I bet he's not even familiar with the source material.

>> No.17276166

>>17275904
Would you be able to handle your heartboner when you see her there, content and happy in your lap?
How about when she shows you that she bought your contract so you're her butler now?

>> No.17276180

>>17276166
Well, I'd need to figure out what my ojou is....

And the dice say my tubby ojou is a Sea Bishop.


But yes, I would not be able to fully control my heart boner as I'd probably brush her hair while she's sitting there, spoil her with some extra sweets out of my paycheck and rub her behind the ear fins.

I would gladly be her undersea butler and I would princess carry (swim?) her everywhere in her home temple.

Would spoil her with even more attention and fawning when she isn't doing her duties preaching

Hopefully folks don't whisper that she's 'preacher sea cow'

>> No.17276182

>>17276162
You made me remember this one Anon who wanted a continuation of that good Amazon story from a writefag that went the way of the dodo. I wonder if he's still waiting to this day for it.

>> No.17276198

>>17276162
>Memetexters
>( WRITE MORE FUCKER)
You got some brain problems there, anon?

>> No.17276203

>>17276180
cute!

>> No.17276210

>>17276162
Harblador could always be counted on for some good abomination porn or loli onis. I wish he was more active again.

>> No.17276215

>>17276203
That she would be, even if her 'tail' is a bit bigger than the other girls.

Gonna have that ojou smiling and humming as I swim/carry her throughout the temple.

>> No.17276241

>>17276162
Yeah, like I said """writers""".

>> No.17276243

>>17275852
Don't tell me what to do

>> No.17276252
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Give a bug a hug.

>> No.17276256

>>17276243
Pretty please?

>> No.17276258

>>17276252
Pedipalpjobs YES

>> No.17276259

>>17276252
Or else?

>> No.17276262

>>17276256
mebe

>> No.17276263

>>17276252
I wanna hug that bug while I hump her between the pedipalps

>> No.17276270

>>17276210
Tsundragon was cute too.

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Eating hamburgers for the holiday

>> No.17276469
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>>17276464

>> No.17276471

>>17276464
Poor Wendigo is overheating. Someone cooked the patty for too long.

>> No.17276472

>>17276464
>Yeti is the only one that can endure it
10/10 would fight against in eating contest.

>> No.17276475

>>17276469
Catto Burger!

>> No.17276493

>>17276471
Whoops, just noticed the filename after I posted that.

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>> No.17276506

>>17276472
I want a Yeti to tell me it's tradition around here to put a little dab on the last wing, you don't have to if you don't want to

>> No.17276521

>>17276182
I'm still here anon. AND I'M STILL FUCKING MAD

>> No.17276534

>>17276241
You're probably doing it for the (you)s at this point, but if Penywise and Silent aren't good writefags by your standards then who is?
Note that I'm saying writefags here, just in case you feel like comparing thread writefags to actual published authors.

>> No.17276540

>>17276506
>Foreign Yeti tells you it's tradition for humans in her country to hug a Yeti as tightly as they can whenever they see one, and then opens her arms expectantly
Would you insult her traditions?

>> No.17276550

>>17276464
Wendi-chan nooooo!

>> No.17276552

>>17276521
I'm sorry for your loss.

>> No.17276561

>>17276540
I'd give her a big hug and get into a cuddle contest with her, I won't give in before her

>> No.17276562

>>17276552
Sometimes I wonder if he actually died for real. Like an illness or a car accident, and then realize that maybe this has happened to at least one of the long gone writefags and notable anons we've had over the years

>> No.17276563

>>17276550
>Wendigo with freckles and red double braids
Drawfags please!

>> No.17276576

>>17276506
People actually watch that show?
I thought I was the only one.

>> No.17276583

Didn't check the threads in a while.
>>17262972
Source, please?

>> No.17276590

>>17276583
Google?

>> No.17276591

>>17276241
>Write content for the thread
>Somehow makes them illegitimate
Go back to /lit/ if you don't like it faggot.

>> No.17276600

>>17276591
These threads have a very long history on shitting on writers and artists, dude.

>> No.17276601

>>17276562
>tfw most of your fellow thread dwellers will die in your lifetime
I wonder if there is a thread in the afterlife where all the ghost anons flock to.

>> No.17276625

>>17276600
From what i hear it is sometimes legitimate, with writefags wanting to troll the thread or acting all condescending and stuff.

>> No.17276646

>>17276583
Sadpanda english lolicon vampire

Also a Vampire maid would be amazing. I want to be secretly controlled by her.

>> No.17276649

>>17276600
Humanity as a long history of shitting in the streets too, take that as you will.

>> No.17276650

>>17276649
I think you're mistaking India for Humanity

>> No.17276655
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>tfw the store is out of meat

>> No.17276659

>>17276655
I'd let her taste my "meat"

>> No.17276661

>>17276659
I'd let her bite my "meat"

>> No.17276665

>>17276655
>"Grrrr... hubby needs to get meat or awawawa angry!"
>She's so adorable you just hug her and she becomes a squeaky protesting little coat cutie
I've come to love wendigos. The sexy kind, the daughtery kind, the cutie kind, the eldritch outsider kind, all kinds.

>> No.17276678

>>17276655
>Finally find a store that has meat
>It's the western non-stretchy version of meat
How fucked are you?

>> No.17276683

>>17276655
I'm sorry miss Wendigo, I'll buy the biggest rack of ribs from the next town over!

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>>17276683
Awawa...

>> No.17276757

>>17276678
Introduce her to something new.

>> No.17276758

>>17276497
Cute dragon.

>> No.17276763

>>17276600
If anybody gets shat on they either deserve it or they get better for it. Barb used to actually have a huge sameface problem, and while it's still somewhat there, he's managed to stick around and be one of the more consistently good artists. Same goes for Haohi after he realized that people weren't going to indulge in his trolling with futanari art at the behest of BobAnon. Or you could be a faggot like AlpAnon, MachineAnon, ThatBollocksWriter, NegaWalker, BobAnon and consistently piss the thread off or the people who maintain the hosting websites like ELH (formerly LDR but god knows where (((she))) went) to the point you act like a stereotypical nigger who can only spout I DINDU NUFFIN when people get tired of your shit.

Either way, if you managed to piss off a group of 100+ people to the point you're consistently shit on you very much deserve every last bit of it.

Final (You).

>> No.17276765

>>17276655
>ANGERY WENDIGO
I would head pat only to be thrown into the coat like a hostage sack

>> No.17276848

which monstergirl do you think could work in a live action horror film?

>> No.17276866

>>17276600
These threads have a history on shitting on writers and artists who push their shit on here

Say it everything or shut up

>> No.17276875

>>17276763
Most people probably don't really care that much. The triggered minority is always the most vocal.

>> No.17276888

>>17276848
manticore

>> No.17276896

>>17276875
Not that guy. I don't care about any of the writefags really, but if any of them indulge in intentional shitposting then frankly they deserve all the shit they get.

>> No.17276905

>>17276601
Please stop making me sad

>> No.17276910

>>17276905
no they're to busy with there waifus

>> No.17276912

>>17276763
Wait people hey mad at ELH?

He's nice though

>> No.17276914

Don't feed the wendigos

>> No.17276921

>>17276912
No, i'm referring to people who've angered him.

>> No.17276931

>>17276910
Do I get my waifu in the afterlife?

>> No.17276934

>>17276931
yes

>> No.17276961

>>17276888
Indeed, they're pretty much the only MGE girls who enjoy pretending that they're sadistic killers.

If we're going outside MGE, at least half the MGQ girls would do well in a horror film.

>> No.17276969

>>17276961
what about that yandere moth? i dont remember her name
shes one of the few i can say is hot but still somehow legitmly terrifying.

>> No.17276973

>>17276912
ELH had a huge sperg out when it came to the pastebin, but that was at least 2, maybe even 3 years ago. It's the reason the OP Pastebin is run by a guest, and has "drama-free" in the title.
No reason to hate him now, though. He does a good job maintaining the wordpress, and has for a very long time.
His lilim OC is shit, though.

>> No.17276993

>>17276973
Nah anon I've never read anything about her but I know she wears stockings, so she's good in my book.

>> No.17276996

>>17276993
>I've never read anything about her
Well then.
>but I know she wears stockings
I'm wearing stockings right now. Based on that single fact you know about me, would you say I'm "good in your book"?

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>>17275680
yuugi is definately a big girl 4me

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>>17277000
>4'5"
I don't think I need to say it.

>> No.17277020

>>17276996
Anon you're wearing stockings? Are you some alp?

>> No.17277042

>>17277014
Is it true? That Cheshires bully manlets? Is it because they're easy targets?

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>>17277042
With manlets, no blow is too low

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>>17277042
Cheshires tease everyone. It's what they do.

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>>17276914
MGC childrens books - If You Give A Wendigo A Stretchy Meat

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>>17277020
I'm actually a trans Am 1970 model by Ford.

>> No.17277071

>>17277046
I can't help it. How can I control something like that?

>> No.17277081

>>17277014
Isn't that either a shota or a small, flat-chested girl?

>> No.17277096

>>17277081
A shota. I don't even think it's possible to be that small.

>> No.17277146

>>17277071
Did you ever watch Gattaca? The main character in that undergoes surgery to increase his height. It involves breaking the bones in the leg, forcing them apart, and inserting telescopic poles to increase the length of the leg by an inch, with a millimetre every day, while the bones, muscles, tendons and circulatory system heal and regrow over the course of months. The procedure is followed by months more of painful therapy as the body adapts to the destructive process.

So you could always go for that. One guy in real life has even apparently ungone the procedure six times, to grow just as many inches. I wonder how fucked his legs must be.

>> No.17277151

>>17277146
I'm well aware of this guy,
and the complications he is now facing,
it is NOT worth it.

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>>17277000
>I've always had a dream of being buried between a huge woman's boobs, so I gave it a shot.
Somebody give this man a medal.

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>>17277156
Fucking bestgirl, the ogrelord Tio

>> No.17277166

>>17276969
That's more psychological horror though isn't it, given she's not exactly violent?

>> No.17277175

>>17277151
I can find the article from 2012, if it's the guy who goes by the name of Apotheosis, but I can't find any recent ones about the complications. Shed some light?

>5'6"
>"I realized that the world looked at me a certain way that I didn't look at myself in that certain way,"
>"I wanted the way I felt about myself and the way the world felt about me to be similar."
Guy was a dumbass anyway.

>> No.17277176

>>17277163
Her boobs may be center stage, but those eyes draw attention as well. The cute hat too of course.

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>>17277058
>If you give a Wendigo a stretchy meat, she'll want steak sauce.
>If you give a Wendigo steak sauce, she'll want to clean herself up in a bath
>If you give a Wendigo a bath, she'll get cold and want to get out
>If a Wendigo is cold, she'll need to wear a coat
>If you become a Wendigo's coat, she'll now be married to you
>If you marry a Wendigo, you'll move in to live with her
>If you live with a Wendigo, you'll sleep together at night
>If you have sex with a Wendigo, she'll get worn out
>If a Wendigo gets tired from sex, she'll get hungry in the morning
>and ask for stretchy meat

>> No.17277183

>>17277175
The guy was only a few inches below "normal" height and went through all those horrific procedures anyway? Really doesn't sound worth it.

>> No.17277188

>>17277182
It is the Circle of Awawa.

>> No.17277195

>>17277188
I'm new to this meme. Is this related to the human trafficking ring?

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>>17276973
>Bullying ZR

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>>17277182
Why does being a giant unholy coat monster seem so comfy at times? Damn Wendigos and their cuteness making this seem like a good fate.

>> No.17277215

>>17277213
They're like the familiars of Chaos girls. You don't want to fall for their tricks but at the same time they're just too cute to resist.

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>>17277176
Shes just perfect all around. My little fashoinista Tionisha!

>> No.17277234

>>17277215
That's a great comparison actually, I'm weak to the charms of familiars too.

Wendigos more so though.

>> No.17277235

>>17277183
Of course not. Especially when your reasoning for having destructive surgery done to your body is because "I care about and want to change the way other people think about me."
Word of advice: That's never going to happen. You'll never be able to control how other people think about you. You can influence it with your actions and appearance, but you might as take up a job herding cats while you're at it, because the level of success in both endeavours is going to be roughly the same.
You're the only person steering your life, so you're the only person you should be seeking validation from. Fuck everyone else. Why should they get to dictate how you think and feel, especially about yourself, when it comes to factors completely beyond your control?

>> No.17277238

>>17277213
Even if you could leave the coat and go back to normal, wendigos probably get hard separation anxiety without you nearby.
I couldn't leave one alone.

>> No.17277243

>>17277196
I'm not bullying the ZR, I'm bullying the lilim. ZR is great, but not all girls who flaunt ZR are great.

>> No.17277248

>>17277213
Realistically, how bad could it be? Sure, you may look hideous/eldritch, but you would just be a giant, literal, cuddle monster. Soft fur outer layer to protect you and her from the cold. Antler rack to protect her from any physical threat foolish enough to mess with a Wendigo. Expressive tail to show her just how excited you are to see her and your daughterus. It sounds pretty amazing overall. The best part, it's temporary if you're a faggot who would abandon her and leave her, literally and figuratively, in the cold.

>> No.17277263

>>17277213
>>17277248
You all should be purged for being fags who want to turn into literal monsters

>> No.17277266

>>17277248
I don't see any real downside to it. Hell, I'd probably opt to take it as my default form. I'd only change back if it lacked an ability I had in plain human form, and change right back at the first opportunity.
Being the cuddly protector of a wendigo, wrapping around her whole body to keep her safe and warm sounds like the best thing there is.

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>>17277238
>>17277248
As if I could leave the side of one, they're too cute to risk upsetting.

And those coat abominations look fairly strong, would be fun to challenge onis in the local tavern to an arm wrestling contest after a few drinks while the wendigo wife snacks on jerky.

>> No.17277295

>>17277156
being smothered by big girls would be best, and semi related
>tio is big girl
>therefor big feet
>big feet=lots of surface area for smooching

>> No.17277309

>>17277248
>>17277266
>>17277269
My dudes. Your wendigo waifu would be blushing and smiling so much at your willingness to keep her happy.

>> No.17277312

>>17277295
>Smooching Tio's feet while she giggles in a pink nightie on the couch
You've piqued my interest.

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>>17277312
let your imagination run with it anon, i have and it makes my dick denser than osmium

>> No.17277345

>>17277309
A smile on the face of a wendigo is to be treasured, as are the cute and contented noises they make when they drift asleep in a man's arms.

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>>17277345
Coming home to this everyday would give meaning to my life

>> No.17277363

>>17277321
JUST LOOK AT THIS GIRL

>> No.17277365

>A Dragon will never eat at your restaurant and consider the food so good that she declares the establishment part of her treasure

>> No.17277369

>>17277363
i want to be that teddy bear

>> No.17277372

>>17277321
God Tio is so fucking cute and hot

>> No.17277374

>>17277365
>She declares
You mean, she pays for. I didn't put all my efforts to see this restaurant thrive so a monster girl can own it for free!

>> No.17277381

>>17277363
THAT I JUST FOUND

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>>17277362
Tell me about it. It's weird to think at times that they're based on flesh eating beasts when they're this adorable. That smiling face is enough to melt even the hearts of the most stubborn of men.

>> No.17277384

>>17277372
imagine her laying on top of you nude, the weight, the feel of her bare skin, the softness of her flesh, the smell, the sight of nothing but golden brown, absolutely heavenly

>> No.17277386

>>17277381
WHEN I SAY GO

>> No.17277394

>>17277384
Not to mention the little sounds of her cutely breathing deeply in her sleep and the slow rising and falling of her huge breasted chest against you, gently pressuring you and relaxing pressure as she breathes in and out
She truly is my favorite monstergirl, and like you said, heavenly
I wonder what kind of a husband she would be interested in?

>> No.17277395

>>17277386
BE READY TO CUM

>> No.17277396

>>17277386
I'm going to pretend you said now and BE READY TO PLOW.

>> No.17277399

>>17277395
PUT IT IN HER NOT MIIA! UGH LETS TRY SOMETHING ELSE

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>>17277394
truly proving the superiority of big girls

>> No.17277411

>>17277399
WATCH AND LEARN, HERE'S THE DEAL: HE'LL BE DEPRESSED WHEN THEY ARENT REAL

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>>17277402
Aint it the fucking truth

>> No.17277431

>>17277383
I see an underutilized aspect of Wendigos. Those cute floppy ears.

>> No.17277445

>>17277345
>as are the cute and contented noises they make when they drift asleep in a man's arms.
What would a sleeping wendigo entirely wrapped up in her coat-form husband sound like? Besides muffled.

>> No.17277448

>>17277374
She pays with a handful of gold coins because she takes care of her possessions.

>> No.17277458

>>17277445
Muttering in her sleep about how happy she is, followed by quiet breathing and her chest slowly rising/falling.

>> No.17277467

>>17277431
Don't you just want to play with them?

>> No.17277476

>>17277445
Little high pitched awas. Rubbing of her legs against him to try and get even closer. Occasionally even a sleepy hump against his abdomen with her hips because she just wants him so much and is so happy. Rarely little fits of kissing his chest again and again and again and again while moaning and saying his name after every kiss, to which he would sleepily run his hand down her back and she'd sigh and calm down back into a deep sleep.

>> No.17277478

>>17277402
>implying small girls aren't better
You can princess carry her like nothing, sit her on your lap, bend her over furniture so her feet can't reach the ground, suspended congress, she can deepthroat you while you're able to reach all the sensitive places with your hands at the same time, and so on.

>> No.17277480

>>17277467
I want to bite one gently, and rub the other between thumb and forefinger.

>> No.17277487

>>17274830
Give her some "welcome to the neighborhood" cookies, maybe invite her out to get lunch sometime if she's single.

>> No.17277490

>>17277263
People are much more okay with being (undefined Big Guy) than Literally Squid.
What a surprise.

>> No.17277501

>>17277490
Don't forget a fucking spider!

>> No.17277507 [DELETED] 

>>17277490
I'm amazed how monsterboy discussion is now okay

Christ.

>> No.17277514

>>17277490
The big cloak monster has more mobility, ability and agency than the squid. All that can really do is latch onto the mindflayer and have sex.
As a cloak, you're the ultimate source of protection and warmth for a wendigo. Able to cuddle and cover her, carry her, and defend her with whatever crazy levels of strength that form is afforded.

>> No.17277523

>>17277514
You're not a goddamn Ittan-momen.
You are UNDER the cloak.

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As much as I love momsters, I probably shouldn't be allowed to have one. I'd mess with her too much
>leave some porn out in the open in your room on purpose
>of course your momster finds it when she's cleaning your room, and of course she looks at it. her monster side is too curious to know what her special little guy is into
>it's a magazine featuring sons fucking their momsters, many of the women having the same deliciously thicc body as you momster
>"Ara ara, such inappropriate feelings for a boy to have towards his mother. I'll have to set him straight later."
>then she notices a book that was underneath it
>'Bonding Time: A Guide To BDSM For Mothers And Sons'
>"A-Ara, what an odd thing for him to have. I should just get rid of this."
>her face goes pale when a clipped out newspaper article slips out of the book
>'How some men are turning their monster girls into cum-drunk cock-slaves.'
>when you get back, your momster is acting weird and after dinner, she secludes herself in her room
>the look on her face when you catch her practicing shibari on herself is priceless

>> No.17277536

>>17277523
I just refer to the thing as the cloak monster or cloak, as you never really see what's beneath the thing. Easier than defining something which could be different for everyone else.

>> No.17277544 [DELETED] 

>>17277507
Those faggots need to stop.

>> No.17277546

>>17277535
Bad sonnu, bad! Momster has needs!

>> No.17277553 [DELETED] 

>>17277507
I'm more amazed how long people have been so strict and restrictive about topics that infringe on their feelings or are about things they don't personally like

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>>17277490
For me it's less something I'm okay with/want and more a thing I think I'd do as a sacrifice to be with such an adorable girl.

>> No.17277562 [DELETED] 

>>17277507
Alt forms one takes temporarily due to wifing specific monstergirls =/= monsterboys

One eliminates the requirement for monstergirls to mate with humans, and the other doesn't. Can you tell which is which?

>> No.17277563 [DELETED] 

>>17277553
Can I talk about NTR then?

>> No.17277567

Nothing teaches you who's the favourite kid quite like having a momster.

>> No.17277570 [DELETED] 

>>17277553
You're a braindead faggot.

>> No.17277576

>>17277546
Her needs will be satisfied, believe me, but there's no way I could pass up some teasing. Little known fact, flustered momsters are cute too.

>> No.17277582 [DELETED] 

>>17277563
>Here's people having peaceful and non-intrusive discussion about a certain aspect of a certain monstergirl because they want to, and it's interesting/cute talk
>I see people doing this, so I'm just going to bring up NTR to piss people off intentionally

I would like to know what it's like to live your life, having replaced all logical thought with salt.

>> No.17277590 [DELETED] 

>>17277563
Sure, just don't be surprised when people start telling you to kill yourself or that you deserve to be purged.

>> No.17277591 [DELETED] 

>>17277582
Okay, what about furries? There are furry girls. Or futa, there are too.

Those are not NTR, can I talk about them?

>> No.17277601 [DELETED] 

>>17277563
Another user already gave a good reply to this question, but I'd like to add another.

Namely that this is kind of like comparing apples and oranges. NTR is frowned upon here because most of us like to talk about "hugbox" settings, and NTR at its core seems to be about the fetish of destroying relationships, breaking trust, creating sadness, etc.

Talking about a transformation aspect of being with a very strange monster girl doesn't do any of the above things.

>> No.17277602 [DELETED] 

Welp, here we go...

>> No.17277605 [DELETED] 

>>17277563
>>>/out/
>>17277591
Furry is specifically banned on all boards but /b/ and /trash/ and futa has been given the polite Japanese no by KC. Chaos husbands canonically exist in the setting and aren't banned by global rules.

>> No.17277612 [DELETED] 

>>17277605
KC said on a Q&A futa potions are a thing.

Temporary of course, just like your beloved monsterboys. Why should one be posted and not the other?

Besides, this is the monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread, outside MGE there are monstergirls with dicks and monstergirls that cheat all the time.

>> No.17277613 [DELETED] 

>>17277605
Don't even reply to shitposters.

>> No.17277616 [DELETED] 

>>17277591
No, you can't, but you can talk about the aspects of being a chaos husband. You'll listen to this rule because I told you to and you're a little beta bitchboy that ultimately is just seeking validation by trying to appeal to the mass of an anonymous forum of individuals. Here is your response. Adhere to it or get cast out. This is your only warning.

>> No.17277617 [DELETED] 

>>17277591
You're attempting to justify your dislike for a certain topic by drawing imaginary parallels to other topics, in an attempt to get people to side with you. You're not trying to make a logical argument. You just saw people talking about wendigos and decided you didn't like it, so now you want to derail the thread by mentioning futa, furries and NTR to spite everyone.
Because if you can't have the thread exactly the way you want it, with everyone agreeing with you 100%, why should anyone get to enjoy the thread, right?

>> No.17277619 [DELETED] 

>>17277591
Those have boards/threads dedicated to them though, why go to the effort of focusing on them here?

You can always try, but fact is if a topic doesn't catch interest and result in a discussion (not a fight), then why bother with it? Just take the hint and try to find something else to talk about.

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>>17277605
>He wouldn't cuddle one of these

>> No.17277628 [DELETED] 

>>17277622
I want to chase a Cait Sith around with sheep shears.

>> No.17277631

>>17277535
I'd want a momster who acted more like a best friend than anything else.
Like a wyvern or a wolfgirl. Someone who'd happily go out exploring with their kid, or watch dumb action movies with.

Maybe that's just my love for tomboys influencing the whole monstergirl mother thing, though.

>> No.17277634 [DELETED] 

>>17277622
Brats get dropkicks, not cuddles.

>> No.17277637 [DELETED] 

>>17277617
>>17277619
See >>17277612

So where do we draw the line, where you both want it?

>> No.17277638 [DELETED] 

>>17277622
I would if it wasn't furry, himedere is cute but fuck the whole furry thing.

>> No.17277639 [DELETED] 

This same guy has posted the exact same 'foolproof' response for years and years whenever something comes up that he doesn't like and has proven time and time again that he is entirely willing to completely tank the thread for hours and hours arguing about it, falseflagging, image spamming and using every tantrum trick in the book so that he can walk away thinking he 'won'
This is advanced autism of the absolute highest degree and I wouldn't be surprised if he was also the same individual that posts similar shitposts or complaints that reoccur again and again
He needs a full ban and needed one a long time ago because I guarantee you he alone has probably singlehandedly contributed to a significant portion of the loss of quality of the thread over the years, ironically in the name of trying to maintain the quality of it
This will get replied to with '>thinking anyone who disagrees with you is just one person' or some sort of variation of it as deflection but search your hearts, you absolutely know it to be true
There aren't enough people left for it to be any sort of plurality. Its the same guy. It always has been.

>> No.17277641 [DELETED] 

>>17277622
Kill it with fire.

>> No.17277647 [DELETED] 

>>17277637
Where we tell you to.

>> No.17277649 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
I do wonder if he's ever heard of the phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face."

>> No.17277652 [DELETED] 

>>17277647
Which is?

>> No.17277655 [DELETED] 

>>17277628
"What a terrible accident. How did this happen to the poor Cait Sith?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zvW78UX7QU

>> No.17277657 [DELETED] 

>>17277602
Which species would find this sort of bickering appealing? Nachos for their acrid nature?

>> No.17277662 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
I'm starting to think this is true. As we bleed more and more regular users, I bet he'll still stick around to the end complaining about whoever else is left's tastes and interests and trying to tell them to leave him all alone in the thread replying to himself about how much he hates a laundry list twenty posts long of things he dislikes about monstergirls.

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>>17277638
>himedere is cute

>> No.17277665 [DELETED] 

>>17277657
100% nachos.

I want to prone bone one until she can no longer focus on shitposting.

>> No.17277668 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
>thinking anyone who disagrees with you is just one person

>> No.17277670 [DELETED] 

>>17277657
Probably.
Elves, too. Probably so they can snicker something about us primitive humans being so petty and quick to anger.

>> No.17277677 [DELETED] 

>>17277670
I'd absolutely seek out infuriating internet arguments before my Elf or P'Orc or various submissive wife gets home from being out just to put me into the furious cathartic rape mood.

>> No.17277680 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
You're right on this one, the best course of action is to not give him (you)s. If he gets them, he's successfully derailed any discussion and can feel like he "won."

>> No.17277686

>>17277663
It is.

>> No.17277690

>>17277686
>>17277663

>> No.17277696

>>17277631
A tomboy momster who wants to watch kung-fu movies with you and isn't afraid to smush your face into her breasts would be great

>> No.17277697 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
>that time people were talking about liliraunes and he posted thirty shitty quality yuri images from deviantart in a row pretending to be different posters + page-full walls of text repeating the same shit about 'I guess its okay if we talk about horsecocks then' etc
Lilis deserve better.

>> No.17277701 [DELETED] 

I don't know why people insist on focusing a discussion on chaos monsterboy transformations when it's been a point of contention for probably literal years at this point.

>> No.17277702 [DELETED] 

>>17277639
I feel like you're probably right. The style matches a lot of other times where the thread's been derailed because someone's tried for 100 posts or so to relate something they don't like to the usual suspects of futa/NTR/furries/whatever.
You get one discussion, like say this wendigo one, which is short, comfy, ignorable, and about to wind down anyway, then you get the person who decides to strike the match and send it all up in flames.

The hardest thing to do is change the mind of a person who's convinced themselves they're doing good, and the amount of harm the can cause in the name of "doing the right thing" is kind of terrifying. With that in mind, >>17277680 probably has the best idea. Ignore and keep enjoying the thread.

>> No.17277703

>>17277690
Why isn't it?

>> No.17277709

>>17277703
Because "cute" and "stuck-up shithead half the time" are mutually incompatible.

>> No.17277711

>>17277686

Yeah, I'll agree to that. Just like anything though, it has to work with the girl's other qualities, which isn't too hard (unless you just pin random traits on a character in which case you're already fucked)

>> No.17277713

>>17277709
Oh Anon you are so naive.
>>17277711
What do you mean?

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Thank god.

>> No.17277719

>>17277663
Himedere is cute. Very cute.

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>>17277697
I remember that, fucking hell they deserve better. Every time it's the "if you talk about them yuri fags will think they're welcome" argument too.

I just want two plant sisters to swap cum with their tongues while I rail one from behind.

>> No.17277727

>>17277663
Himedere is pretty alright, though. As long as they're not too heavy on either aspect.
A refined, eloquent girl done right can be great. If it's layered on too much, they just come off as prissy and incapable, though.

>> No.17277734 [DELETED] 

>>17277622
>>17277628
>You will never become the legendary De-Furrinator, waging war against all of Sith-Kind with an uncountable arsenal of electric razors and cannons that fire industrial-strength Nair.

>> No.17277745 [DELETED] 

>>17277734
Well, feel free to call me a faggot if you want but I'd breed a Cait Sith if she were the only Monster and I were the only Man left.

Cu Sith is still a shit.

>> No.17277748

>>17277716
>>17277716
Cutest maid daughteru.

>> No.17277752 [DELETED] 

>>17277721
Does the one you're railing ask the other breathily how she thinks it tastes while the other users her fingers to make sure she laps it all up before pouring more nectar over the two of you and tweaking the other's sensitive spots to get her even wetter for you?

>> No.17277754 [DELETED] 

>>17277745
If the world ever got to the point where only I and a Cait Sith were left, you know what?
The world deserves nothing. I'd just kill myself at that point, because that world is fucked.

>> No.17277755 [DELETED] 

>>17277745
>Spoiler.
Well, chum, at least we agree on something. And that's good enough for me.

Now excuse me whilst I continue to fantasize about turning Cait-Siths into cute, non-furry waifus BY FORCE.

>> No.17277761 [DELETED] 

>>17277697
>it's a everyone who disagrees with me is the same person -episode
I was a part of that argument, and I wasn't any of the people you mentioned or the guy who started this argument now.

>> No.17277763

>>17277716
What a cute.

>> No.17277767 [DELETED] 

>>17277745
I'll take the Cu for you then.

>> No.17277798

>>17277713

Himedere is more endearing when paired with other traits that can work together with it. A classic one is lack of worldliness/general naivety, which creates an amusing contrast for a character with regal looks.

>> No.17277809
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Please share your thoughts on cow-imps.

>> No.17277815

>>17277809
They look bad and slightly disgusting, though it's nothing growing up won't solve.

>> No.17277824 [DELETED] 

>>17277745
You tell us this literally every time this topic gets unfortunately brought up.

>> No.17277825

>>17277809
Would give sweets till she is soft, squishy, and for using as a portable onahole and daughteru creator.

>> No.17277827

>>17277809
I read one doujin about an oppai imp that trapped your typical shota hero in an alternate dimension of softness and giant teddybears, while age regressing him.
Then she had sex with him while smothering him.
It was a pretty hot doujin, kind of sweet too I guess.

What I'm saying is that I don't have any real fond feelings towards cow-imps, they're too deformed to really look attractive. But I guess the concept is okay.

>> No.17277832

>>17277809
That's a dragon.

>> No.17277833

>>17277827
>It was a pretty hot doujin
>not-even-toddler-yet-con

>> No.17277834

>>17277809
I think that's a dragon.

>> No.17277836

>>17277809
Fond of not headpats but boob pats.
Gentle little taps on the top of her boobs with your palms to tell her she's done well.

>> No.17277837

>>17277833
dick wants what it wants

>> No.17277841

>>17277833
Nah, he was a shota who regressed to a slightly smaller shota.

>> No.17277844

>>17277841
>slightly

>> No.17277855

>>17277841
Nah, dude this is fucking baby-con. And >diapers

>> No.17277859

>>17277844
Actually, I just checked. There's no toddler tag, but he's a pretty fucking small shota.
https://exhentai.org/g/915042/8dede0688d/
Also I genuinely didn't remember there was diapers in it when I first mentioned it.

>> No.17277885

>>17277859
I dont care this specefic scenario is my fetish, too bad ive only seen it two other things , and one of them it was a one page after thought.

>> No.17277899

>>17277885
The whole monstergirl age regressing you thing?
Or the hyperspecific scenario of a busty monstergirl trapping you in her idyllic pocket universe, age regressing you and sexually doting on you to the point where you don't even need to think anymore?

>> No.17277909

>>17277899
the latter,
cool did it again in a mgq scenrio (oppai lily heaven)
for years I didn't know who cool was and thought it was arekishi that did it.

>> No.17277963

>>17277909
Sounds tough having a fantasy that specific. I can see where the attraction lies, though.
I feel like I've seen that kind of scenario once or twice before, but it's more likely that I'm just thinking of something else and getting it mixed up.

>> No.17278031

Real ded hours

Loli liches are cute little kuuderes.

>> No.17278047

How many days until the next release?

>> No.17278052

>>17278047
anon,
it's ogre

>> No.17278057

>>17278052
Please mistress, I want a release!

>> No.17278059

>>17277809
My prefered breast size is "ergonomic liability", so I find myself very well-disposed.

>> No.17278060

>>17278031
After reading that manga on /a/, I have a craving for the mofu now

>> No.17278071

>>17278031
Loli liches are for teaching sciences like mathematics and physics. They are not for tenderly loving.

>> No.17278080

>>17278071
>Not platonically loving your Lich sister while teaching her math and science.

>> No.17278081

>>17278047
He's doing comic book stuff until August.

>> No.17278083

Remember.

Not all big, buff feline girls you meet are jinkos.

Some are just very ripped werecats that don't want to be reminded that they are anything but cute.

>> No.17278086
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So, any older monster girl stuff you waited ages to actually experience first hand? I've known about it for years but am only now actually playing through Kyonyuu/Funbag Fantasy.

How can a former murderer be so cute and sexy and likable all at the same time?

>> No.17278105

>>17278086
>How can a former murderer be so cute and sexy and likable all at the same time?

Personally I can't get over her former mass-murderism.
Roxanne cute family end best end

>> No.17278106
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>>17278060
Thank you for your order of mofu sir.

>> No.17278110

>>17278071
>They are not for tenderly loving
How else is she going to tell you how warm you are in her whisper-like kuudere sex voice? Sciences can wait, there's more pressing things to teach her.

>> No.17278111

>>17278106
Fantastic, although I now wonder where those tails come from.

>> No.17278120

>>17278106
Fox girls are really cute.

>> No.17278124

>>17278110
How can you say you love her if you don't want to teach her the principles of scientific theory?

>> No.17278125

>>17278106
How many wao's are in this delivery?

>> No.17278131

>>17278125
Looks like five.

>> No.17278137
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>>17278111

>> No.17278139

>>17278131
>5 wao's
That's a lot of wao

>> No.17278146

>>17278137
So you get handed little mofu balls?

Thats cute.

>> No.17278153

>>17278146
They're actually fox women in disguise.

>> No.17278164

>>17278153
So I basically got handed one through five fox women?

not bad.

Hope one is oppai loli and one is strongfat.

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>>17278153
Either that or they're sukusukus

>> No.17278200

>>17278124
Liches are mages so she wouldn't care about something like physics anyway, and mage monstergirl daughters probably get taught magic by their mothers.
So there's really nothing else you can teach her about, except your cock.

>> No.17278221

>>17278200
What a cruel world we live in.

>> No.17278252

>>17278200
>implying there is only a single monolithic school of magic

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>>17276252

>> No.17278292
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>>17278139

>> No.17278301

>>17278059
My compatriart
If they ain't heavin, we ain't leavin

>> No.17278315

>>17278291
So cute.
I want to pinch her little cheeks!

>>17278292
>Standing here intensifies

>> No.17278317

>>17278291
Oh fug that's cute.

>> No.17278319

>>17278106
I'd like to make some homemade mofus with her.

>Pizzabus
>Chinese food Jiangshi
>now Mofu delivery kitsune
I might start developing a thing for delivery girls

>> No.17278320

>>17278291
Cute!

I am curious about the order of events though. Did he give her the fruit and gave him a hug of happiness while eating it, or did he give her the fruit and took the opportunity to hug her while she was eating?

>> No.17278328

>>17278291
The hard part is convincing her to let go.

>> No.17278335

>>17278319
Next up will be Mini the meat delivery minotaur!

She'll be gruff, tired looking, and buff.

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>>17278315
>Making fun of the Sub Mofu
>∞.0% [ WAO ]
>Door gets kicked down
>It's a seven foot tall half-naked woman covered in muscles
>Sub-tan's entire body making up her head, her pony(tails) being the fox tails
>The letters W A O on her loin cloth
>[ GITs Intensifies ]

>> No.17278351

>>17278221
Cruel world as in liches would prefer magic over science, or because there's no young undead girls who were miraculously born the normal way to make love to?

>> No.17278354

>>17278291
Gonna take her home.

>> No.17278355

>>17278319
I love some of our threadcanons.
>MGC deliverygirls
>Ojou highschool and Lapcat's posse
>The Latenight Bar
And the new Winterstown stuff is very comfy too.

>> No.17278359

>>17278341
Why does the fox wear spats when she has no legs?

It defeats the purpose.

She could be in like a coffee cup or something similar for all it matters!

>> No.17278360

>>17278355
What if Latenight is actually the bar owner and all these MGC pictures he does is fucking MGC: Cheers

>> No.17278368

>>17278360
Fuck, now I'm imagining the Cheers opening, but with monster girls. I'd watch that.

>> No.17278374

>>17278359
https://i.imgur.com/b3o0n6i.jpg

>> No.17278376

>>17278368
We all want to be in a place where everybody knows our name.

>> No.17278385

>>17278341
now we've gone an' dunnit

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>>17278359
Protect the Sub. Rub the Sub.

>> No.17278400

>>17278374
Pretty much.

>>17278388
I mean, its cute and I wouldn't mind having it as a pet but its dress code confuses me.

>> No.17278406

>>17278400
No less confusing than forcing a Lich into spats while she just blankly stares at you.

>> No.17278410

>>17278388
The fox is cute, but I'd rather have a fox girl.

>> No.17278415

>>17277716
My squid senses are tingling.

>> No.17278424

>>17278406
It's for science, she'll understand later.

>> No.17278437

>>17278406
No, THAT is understandable because spats are fantastic on girls with great asses, which I believe Lichs have.

>> No.17278448

>>17278437
>Put spats on a Flesh Golem
>Being so unlearned about the world, she has no idea why the Lich is shaking her head or why you're getting a nose bleed

>> No.17278458

>>17278448
Brilliant!

The best part is you could give that flesh golem an even larger and firmer rear through fleshcrafting!

>> No.17278469

I want to rest my head on a Lich's lap.

>> No.17278481

>>17278469
I want a powerful Lich to make me into her incompetent servant.

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>>17278437
Undead girls are soft, which guarantees plump lower halves.

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>>17278458
>Fleshcrafting

>> No.17278507

>>17278355
Aren't you forgetting someone? You should be pun-ished

>> No.17278517

>>17278504
too bad the best sister has a stupid hat

>> No.17278519

>>17278504
Hey, its a respectable magecraft!

Sure, you can use it to give girls bigger breasts, fatter asses, thick thighs, wider hips, increased muscle mass, and a whole bunch of other physical attributes but that doesn't mean its just magical plastic surgery!

>> No.17278532

>>17278517
Is that a Jojo reference?

Stupid Captcha, forks are not spatulas

>> No.17278544

>>17278360
>Pally walks in
Pally: Afternoon everybody.
All: Pally!
Latenight: How's work, Pal?
Pally: Maybe the girls would enjoy it.
>Takes a seat at the bar
Pally: It's very long and very hard.

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>>17278406
>>17278424
"The material helps facilitate mana flow, allowing for more efficient channeling and stronger spell effect."

>> No.17278592

>>17278585
Cute Lich.

>> No.17278595

>>17278585
It also allows her to go outside without the cops hassling her!

>> No.17278637

>>17278595
>Ma'am do you have any ideas how many boners per hour you were causing back there?

>> No.17278645

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that oppai loli lich-san is only a loli in body, not in mind.


Now sit down and let her sit in your lap while she studies

>>17278637
>Approximately forty less than if I had been nude.

>> No.17278667

>>17278585
LN please stop drawing my brain farts. You'll make the Leanen Sidhe get the Fireball out.

>> No.17278689

I want to pet my Kobold waifu! I want her to lay her head in my lap so I can stoke her ears and pat her while her tail wags happily!

>> No.17278707
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>>17275965
I just want to live a quiet life. Maybe I should become a gardener.

>> No.17278709

>>17278667
He will draw whatever he wants whenever he wants and I love him for it.

>> No.17278717

>>17278667
How are spats a brain fart?

>> No.17278722

>>17278709

monstergirl with low self-esteem blushing when told her _____ is/are pretty.

horns
tail
claws
wings
scales

>> No.17278732

>>17278722
Anon you can't just outright demand a drawing. You gotta set up a whole scenario and hope he likes it enough to draw it.

>> No.17278759

>>17278722
Anon you can't just bait Latenight. I mean, I've tried.

>> No.17278766

>>17278717
Well I mean when it comes to indolent, abhorrent writefaggots such as myself I'd wish that LN wouldn't indulge my more unsavory passions like randomly blurting out shit.

I'd sooner let a Shoggoth call me silly as I run through arcades of ancient antiquity, wailing and laughing.

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>>17278759
I'll just post more spats then.

>> No.17278779

>>17278766
Okay? As a former writefag I hope LN keeps on keeping on though.

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>>17278722
I choose none of the above and go for another exotic feature.

The Third eye.

>> No.17278788

>>17278780
You know what you call a girl with three eyes?
Pudding

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>>17277832
>>17277834
A dragon with a need to breed.

>> No.17278797
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>>17278768
>fit elves
hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

>> No.17278814

>>17278791
sweatingme.jpg

>> No.17278815

>>17278797
Don't arm Elves, I was just reading a book on some folklore and there was a story where a guy went to sleep on a field and an Elf told him to get up because he was on the Elf's path and he wouldn't so the Elf pissed on his face.
Elves are terrible.

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>>17278815
But anon, the elves are arms

>> No.17278838

>>17278732
The entire time I've been here I've done nothing but propose theories and ask leading questions to try to ignite conversation.

>> No.17278858

>>17278838
Then it sounds like you suck.

>> No.17278879

>>17278838
conversation is overrated
>>17278858
at least it's a step above shitposting
>>17278780
now i have Jumper by Third Eye Blind playing in my head

>> No.17278895

>>17278171
> sukusukus
I'm not familiar with your urban lingo.
A girl who gives double the normal number of blowjobs?

>> No.17278924

>>17278825
This Elf is not properly dressed for combat.

>> No.17278930
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>>17278924
Sako is always ready for high impact sexual violence.

>> No.17278933

>>17278930
She's a liar, there's no ice. It's summer.

>> No.17278934

>>17278924
You're right. To combat the D, she needs to go skimpier

>> No.17278938

>>17278488
booty in spats is my fetish

>> No.17278941

>>17278879
when you hear third eye the first song you think of is Jumper and not Semi-Charmed Life?

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>> No.17278949

>>17278895
Sukusuku hakutakus.
Little puffball animals from some touhou meme.
https://i.imgur.com/fljBR0w.jpg

>> No.17278954

>>17278946

I'm weak to pouty faces.

>> No.17278976

>>17278941
Aren't we generally known on this thread for being suicidal?

>> No.17278983

>>17278941
eh, it's a toss up, really

>>17278976
>I wish
>you would step right on off that ledge my friend

>> No.17278990

>>17278983
I always thought the lyrics were
>I wish you would step back from that ledge

>> No.17279000

>>17278990
Swoosh

>> No.17279019

>>17278814
Just give in and give that tiny semen demon your love anon. She as old as the Dragon Maid anon, it's legal to stick your dick in that.
Also if she relaxes her form a bit her tits would get even bigger.

>> No.17279020

>>17279000
Swoosh like a slam dunk or do you mean woosh like I'm missing something?

>> No.17279049 [SPOILER] 
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>>17279020

>anime girl with interrogation marks overhead

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>>17279049
>thumbnails of folders of confused anime girls with interrogation marks over their heads

>> No.17279066

Groping and fondling loli monstergirls over their panties till they cum! Making them wear their shamefully soaked panties all day long!

>> No.17279091

What's with the sudden uptick of non monster girl related reaction images?

>> No.17279104

>>17279091
Ded thread and faggotry

>> No.17279151

>>17279091
Newbies.

>> No.17279181

>>17279066
do not torture the little monstergirls anon.

>> No.17279200

>Knee high ocean of long, blueish dark green blades of grass
>Dark day, thick grey clouds in the overcast sky
>Strongly blowing winds causing the grass to sway like waves
>Hills all around, covered in the uniform height grass, as far as the eyes can see

What MG best suits this scene?

>> No.17279219

>>17279200
Dark Matter.

>> No.17279223

>>17279200
An innocent looking Kobold.

>> No.17279229

>>17279200
Summer Wendigo

>> No.17279235

>>17279181
Lolis were made for cuntteasing. I want to bully an Ushi-Loli by tying her to the bed and pleasuring her with kisses and cuddles and vibrators but not giving her what she really wants.

>> No.17279238

>>17279219
>>17279223
>>17279229
What are your reasons for choosing this girl?

>> No.17279257

>>17279238
To corrupt it.

>> No.17279262

>>17279257
I assume you chose dark matter. So it's the scene you're looking to corrupt? What would the land look like after corruption?

>> No.17279265

>>17279262
Perfection.

>> No.17279270

>>17279238
I like Wendigos.

The scenario is kinda melancholic and needs the kind of girl who's at home in a vast, uncaring environment.

>> No.17279271

>>17279066
That sounds pretty neat anon. I know if it were me and my daughteru, I'd make her wear her latex panties to really seal the wetness in once we're done.

>>17279238
I chose a Kobold because an innocent girl in the middle of an ominous scene is strangely cute, at least to me.

>> No.17279277

Which girls best appreciate a good explosion and would enjoy the end of today with a fireworks show?

>> No.17279295

>>17279270
I can see it. Maybe instead of the bright whites and faint blues, her cloak would be a dark green with faint blues to reflect her environment.

A grassland wendigo instead of a snowy mountain one.

>> No.17279297

>>17279271
>an innocent girl in the middle of an ominous scene is strangely cute
I agree, cute life in a post-apocalyptic ruin is very nice.

>> No.17279306

>>17279277
>appreciate a good explosion
Gremlins.

>> No.17279308

So would a childhood wendigo friend agree to "manhunt" where you try and get out of her snowstorm while she chases you around? She isnt going to hurt me but I just like the idea of being hunted so would she be ok with that?

>> No.17279309

>>17279295
I imagined a fell landscape Wendigo, just in the summer. I wonder if she'd change colors like a rabbit?

>> No.17279361

>>17279309
>fell landscape Wendigo
Please don't trip the wendigos. They are sensitive to bullying if they don't have a coatman yet.

>> No.17279376

>>17279361
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2014-07-26_Padjelantaleden,_Sweden_5163.jpg
This does look like it'd be easy for a clumsy girl to trip and fall and hurt her knee on all the rocks. I wouldn't bully her though, I'd hug and comfort her and masturbate onto the wound to make the pain go away

>> No.17279377

>>17279277
The ones the want to die.

>> No.17279380
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17279380

Griffons are good

>> No.17279423

Anyone got that screencap of that greentext that describes life with a wolfu? Each line started with a different letter of the alphabet and they were in order

>> No.17279438
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6dLC_6A8Y

>> No.17279470

>>17276601
Heaven wouldn't allow it, but hell would probably force it.

>> No.17279473

>>17279380
Griffons are like Dragons, but fluffy and somehow even more stern.

>> No.17279484

>>17278106
What the fuck is this? I ordered extra smug! Get this trash out of my face.

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>>17279484

>> No.17279530

>>17279438
>Harpies chirping and tweeting along to the band leader's melody

I need it

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>>17279497
I want to irrumate a smug fox while sniffing her tail.

>> No.17279534

>>17279497
This is the last fucking straw, I asked for fucking extra smug, and this is barely a 1.0 on a smugometer. Bring me my order, or I'm taking my refund out of the shrine's donation box.

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>>17279534
>all charges are final and your Paypal has been frozen
>have a nice day!

>> No.17279549

>>17279540
That's it. I'm coming over there, and I'm grabbing the smuggest fox I can find, and I'm taking her home, and I'm going to fuck her smug away.

>> No.17279558

>>17279549
>I'm going to fuck her smug away.
This will have the opposite effect. If you want to de-smug a fox, you don't make her feel good about herself. You need to bully and deny her.

>> No.17279580

>>17279558
Well duh, are you implying there's a second way to fuck the fox?

>> No.17279662
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>"Master, it's rather late. Are you sure you don't want to be enveloped in my embrace?"
What?
>"I asked if you were sure you didn't want to go to bed."

>> No.17279665

>>17279662
I wonder if being enveloped in a Shogg's embrace would be like sleeping in a water bed or if she'd mimic the feel of a normal bed. It'd be heaven in any case.

>> No.17279668

>>17279662
what did you do to my bed?

>> No.17279676

>>17279662
If I sleep, I'll miss work.

>> No.17279695

>>17279662
I don't want my shogg to be the bed, what the fuck am I supposed to cuddle? I'm a man goddamnit I need someone to hug.

>> No.17279716

>>17279668
She replaced it, but don't tell her I told you. It's supposed to be a secret.

>>17279676
>"Master, why do you need to work when you can just spend eternity ron ooboshu syha'h r'luh athg, hafh'drn f'zhro."

>> No.17279727

About fucking time, useless ass tech crew.

>> No.17279732

>>17279727
Eh?

>> No.17279745

>>17279727
indeed
what are we talking about?

>> No.17279829

>>17279727
I bet the gremlins are behind this.

>> No.17279830
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17279830

Real dead hours.

>> No.17279845

>>17279830
Do ghost realize that they are dead or is it like in mythology?

>> No.17279848

>>17279845
depends on setting
sometimes they have a reason to stay like unfulfilled promises

>> No.17279850

>>17279845
I think it'd be cute for a girl not to realize she's dead and get angry and yan as fuck when her childhood friend got a new girlfriend after her death.

>> No.17279853

>>17279845
>Implying ghosts don't know they're dead in mythology.

That's a pretty modern thing.

>> No.17279855

>>17279850
>She murders the new girlfriend
>All it means there's now TWO angry ghosts

>> No.17279857

>>17279855
>he doesn't want to sandwich between two yan ghost pussies while they strangle each other uselessly

>> No.17279858

>>17279853
I guess it depends on what mythology you're taking about.

>> No.17279870
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17279870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm45_EuDuzU

My oldest brother Tommy, was a farmhand, rest his soul.
His job was wearing red tights, and runnin' from Minotaurs.
I said with all those sharp horns, don't it scare ya half to death?
He said 'It makes me kinda nervous, but I just can't help myself.
Cause it pays big money.
And boy I'm into that.
It pays big money.
If you're willing to take a chance.
I'll tell you sonny, y'all could see my bank account.'
It paid big money.
But he sure can't spend it now...

>> No.17279893
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17279893

>>17279830
So dead an Wight commission finally got finished by azalanz. Would recommend to comissionfags, he's a good guy.

http://azalanz.deviantart.com

>> No.17279931

>>17279893
Nice dress!

>> No.17279947

Amazonian werecats!

>> No.17279965

>>17279947
...Pretending to be Jinkos with their tabby colors, and being busted when they purr?

>> No.17279966

>>17279893
Is this your waifu? She is a cutie either way.
She needs to eat more though.

The black hair and red dress make look VERY seductive.
I'm glad to see anons and artists taking liberties with their designs, even small differences can convey a completely different character.

>> No.17279968

>>17279965
Exactly.
They're trying to lure you in with a big, tough, brown cat only for you to notice they're purring when you start scritching behind their ears.


Even the calicos try it, and they aren't even striped!

>> No.17279972
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17279972

>>17269760
>>17269766
>>17269769
The final image in this Hot Summer Wock set! Looks like it did go straight to her thighs. She's still a magnificent and graceful mighty dragon though! Just needs some rest until it cools down.

>> No.17279990

>>17279893
Good shit. You're alwight anon.

>> No.17279993

>>17279966
Nah it's not my waifu, just one of a few characters I thought up when daydreaming. Planning on getting art of some of the others too in future if my budget allows for it, seeing them come to life is fun.

>> No.17279997

>>17279993
I've considered getting some of my own characters drawn as well, but it feels a bit weird. I think I'd rather draw them myself at some point.

>> No.17280003

>>17279993
Nice anon, I can't wait to see them

>> No.17280010

I dreamed of big, heaving demon tits and a loving, desperate blowjob + breakfast in bed combo.

>> No.17280034

>>17279972
I know how she feels right now, wonderful stuff.
>>17279997
I can totally understand that, drawing them would give a great feeling of satisfaction but I don't have the discipline to git gud.
>>17280003
Next might be the anubis I thought of but don't hold me to that, I change my mind way more often than I'd like.

>> No.17280047

>>17279972
What a hot dragon.

>> No.17280114

>>17279972
Cool off the dragon by rubbing the popsicle on her then licking it off

>> No.17280121

>>17280114
I'd love to see a black dragon lazing about underwater in a pool to cool of.


The miracles of underwater breathing!

>> No.17280151

>>17280121
I'd love to fan a black dragon while she is all hot before starting to molest her.

>> No.17280156

>>17279972
Great for intercrural.

>> No.17280160

>>17280151
Just be careful.

Black dragons are notoriously grumpy

>> No.17280180

>>17280156
I want to intercrural a bony girl and reassure her that her body is great just the way it is.

>> No.17280182

>>17280160
Oh they are fine, no need to worry about it. If she's in a bad mood a massage would fix her right up. All I have to do is use some cool lotion before starting so it's more pleasant to her.

>> No.17280191

>>17280182
Well, that would most certainly work.

She'll be napping where she lays in no time.

Use that time wisely to cop a feel

>> No.17280231

I just want to see the Gremlin next door to build a helicopter for a Goblin so the Goblin can go "I laugh in the face of danger!" and become the terror of the neighborhood, dropping water balloons on sunbathers.
Is that so much to ask?

>> No.17280240

>>17280191
I did say I would massage her, so that includes breasts and ass massage. I'd also rub her a bit to relieve her stress and when she wakes up she'll be almost a new person.

>> No.17280252

>>17279893
Now that's good OC!

>> No.17280260

>>17279893
Does she have a name? If not I'm going to call her Scarlet because of her dress.

>> No.17280264

>>17279893
She needs the ghost claws to complete the look.

>> No.17280281

>>17280010
That's a damn good dream anon. Tell me about it! I wish I could get waifu dreams.

>> No.17280314

>>17280240
Expect a most decidedly unstoic, slightly drooling expression on her face then

>> No.17280330
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17280330

I want to make girls like Holsts, Trolls and Titanias play Amnesia at night with headphones on and no lights.

>> No.17280331

>>17280260
Claudia. It's basic but it was the first thing that felt right when thinking about her and it kind of stuck.
>>17280264
There was a slight miscommunication on my part about them in the sketch phase and when I liked the pose he went with so much, I felt like it would be better to omit the claws because they would be clipping through her chest otherwise.
It works out though, I've always figured Wights can retract them when they want to.

>> No.17280341

>>17280331
Claudia, huh. Alright.

>> No.17280378

>>17280330
And I want a small herd of chubby, shortstack holsts and one tall, strongfat mino to come home to.

>> No.17280496

Anon, how would you deal with your waifu when she gets the Jubjub Flu? She's going to be incredibly aroused and leaking juices at all times until she's healthy again, and you can't be having sex with her the whole time or she won''t get better.

>> No.17280502
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17280502

How do girls make us gush and blush?

>> No.17280510

>Open a maid cafe
>Hire a handful of Kikimoras as waitresses
>They refuse to call any of the customers master, most are openly dismissive towards them
>Your cafe becomes a smash hit among tsun lovers

>> No.17280524

>>17280314
Taking a picture is unavoidable. I'd do my best so she calls me again to give her some massages, her damands getting bigger everytime along with my pictures of her.

>> No.17280535

>>17280510
I would open a maid cafe and hire a handful of Shogs instead.

>> No.17280539

>>17280496
I fight her. She'd be too aroused to win and too tired to have sex.

>> No.17280540

>>17280510
I want to go to a kuu-dere miad cafe.

>> No.17280545

>>17280535
>Shoggoths absorb any potential customers in order to spend more time with you

>> No.17280550

>>17280535
>open shogoth maid café
>there aren't many visitors today
>doesn't matter, the cafe is doing wel
>during break you leave to go to your favorite cafe
>the one with all the cute shogots
>you go there every day
>you're always the only one there
>they seem to be doing well despite that
>wonder how?

>> No.17280553

>>17280510
How much for the extra-mean bony feet trampling course?

>> No.17280558

>>17280545
Only the head maid gets to marry Mastah, the other ones will have to charm a customer. Them's the rules.

>> No.17280559

>>17280553
That's when they ask their master- sorry, I mean their boss, to throw you out.

>> No.17280560

>>17280502
By offering to bear our children?

>> No.17280563

>>17280545
I don't think Shogs do the absorption thing mate.

>> No.17280568

>>17280563
absorbtion is only for the silliest person

>> No.17280572

>>17280510
Oh I'd love this. I'd go everyday.

>>17280553
Also need this

>> No.17280577
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17280577

Speak to me of mysterious and fantastic things.

>> No.17280579

>>17280559
...And then trample me in the dirty alleyway while forcing me to eat her out?

>> No.17280588
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17280588

>>17280579
You're in trouble now boya.

>> No.17280590

>>17280540
>Service by Mantises, Liches, Maid Beetles and other species not generally known for their kuu-ness
>Service is quick, well-mannered, efficient, and lacking in most any kind of superfluousness
>Occasionally though a customer will find their meal delivered with some flourish to the presentation, such as a heart shape or some such
>Look up and around, Mantis Maid-Waitress already gone
>Eventually spot her peeking out from over the edge of a half-wall, staring at you
I like this idea.

>> No.17280591

>>17279893
SMUG

>> No.17280604

>>17280588
>Kiki policewoman called to the scene of masochistic sexual harassment
I NEED the sting of her whip on my glans while her hard, bony feet trample my testicles into the pavement.

>> No.17280606

>>17280558
>Being a one maid man
Your loss.

>> No.17280611

>>17280604
Andre pls go.

>> No.17280618

>>17280606
Not being in a harem makes the girl happy.

>> No.17280621

>>17280606
Can you imagine Shoggoths fighting over a mastah though?
They'd just stare at each other unmoving for hours, maybe even days. To us we'd think they froze solid, but to them it would be the most epic and harrowing battle imaginable.

>> No.17280632

>>17280621
What happens to the loser?

>> No.17280637

>>17280621
>Man wants a Shoggoth in his life
>the day comes when a Shoggoth is supposed to just appear
>only, this time two show up at once on the doorstep
>"Ufufufu, what are you doing~"
>"Ara, coming home to mastah~"
>"Ufufu~ so silly~ that's my mastah~"
>"Aaaara, ara ara~ its you that's silly~"

>> No.17280644

>>17280577
Like the silent guardians of the great mountains, unknown beings that will stop any intruder from crossing the natural barrier into unknown lands, never to be heard from again?

>> No.17280645

>>17280611
who

>> No.17280650

>>17280645
The masochist pig from Prison School.

>> No.17280651

>>17280632
what loser?
also what is that sludge on the floor?

>> No.17280654

>>17280632
Extra Shoggomass for the winner

>> No.17280660

>>17280637
I want to make them merge to form the ultimate maidform. One could have a big butt and the other big breasts and the result would have an hourglass body. Better just hope one isn't tsun and the other yan, that would be problematic.

>> No.17280661

>>17280637
>An ara ara battle
I can get behind this.

>> No.17280668

>>17280651
>>17280654
Trully one of the most dangerous species.

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>> No.17280683

>>17280681
What is this qt?

>> No.17280686

>>17280660
>Twice as big, twice as lusty super-hourglass Shoggoth
She'd be doubly skinship-addicted too. Why use her as just the towel when she can just be your whole shower?
Also silly mastah, still walking around~ just stay lodged between her breasts or in a nursing carry as she walks for you.
But why even move at all? So silly. You have her as your whole bed- your whole house- your whole world. There's no need for silly things like moving. Just endless joining. Use your hands more, use your body more, use your organs more, smooth, smooth mastah...

>> No.17280690

>>17280686
>use your organs more
OMINOUS
Still, I'd let my shogg inside my abdominal cavity in a heartbeat.

>> No.17280694

>>17280683
Ever watch tremors?

>> No.17280713

>>17280686
Can a Smooth Mastah fluster and make a Shoggoth swoon?

>> No.17280719

>>17280713
Tell her she's the best toothbrush you have ever used. That is assured to make her blush.

>> No.17280720

>>17280644
That might be something, yes.

>> No.17280725

>>17280719
Can a Shoggoth do the infamous anal-urethral ouroboros?

>> No.17280732

>>17280713
What does a swooning shoggoth even look like?
Bubbling and losing cohesion?

>> No.17280733

>>17280725
what?

>> No.17280735

>>17280713
>completely randomly decide to roll on the carpet in circles while making weird noises
>get up and go to the kitchen
>your Shog is there biting her lip and rubbing her fingers overnight the front of her skirt
>"M-m-mastah, w-would you like something to eat?"
>eyes keep darting to the front of your pants

>> No.17280739

>>17280725
Oh shit, people still remember that?

>> No.17280742

>>17280732
it looks like all your furniture melts for a second

>> No.17280744

>>17280739
Yes and it's terrible.

>> No.17280748

>>17280732
That, or perhaps even more solid and, by our standards, 'normal'.
Full flustered Shog becomes a mere female maid.

>> No.17280750

>>17280733
It's where she snakes up your butt to stimulate your prostate and then gets absorbed by the guts and passed through your blood into the testicles wherefrom she snakes ups your passages and flows out of your dick like you were continuously cumming her, and then loops right back in.

>> No.17280752

>>17280735
It would be funny how a mastah can molest random furniture in his house just to mess with his Shog maid.

>> No.17280763

>>17280694
O-Oh. I'd still marry.

>> No.17280766

>>17280752
>See her smiling when you're making out with the sofa.
>Then she tells you she didn't get around to replacing that yet.

>> No.17280767

>mastah
I don't mean to step on anyone's shoes
But I can't help buy hear this in the voice of a southern slave when you spell it like this

>> No.17280768

>>17280750
When you become a slimeboy things get even weirder.

>> No.17280770

>>17280752
when the shog gets to smug: flick your lights on and off until she asks for mercy

>> No.17280771

>>17280750
Well I like the idea of the prostate stimulation

>> No.17280772

>>17280752
I'd lick my lamp for hours just to hear her start moaning like a porn star from the other room

>> No.17280773

>>17280767
But then it would be massa. Mastah is how the Japanese say it.

>> No.17280776

>>17280767
Massuh?

>> No.17280777

>>17280766
That's her fault. I will keep making out with that sofa until she changes it out of jealousy.

>> No.17280782

>>17280771
Fucking Alps.

>> No.17280783

>>17280767
If there was no t I would agree.
>bible belt USA
>southerner sea bishop

>> No.17280789

>>17280766
>>17280777
Kek
You just gotta follow through for pride's sake

>> No.17280791

>>17280782
It's not gay if it'a a girl making you cum harder inside of her.

>> No.17280797

>>17280791
Yes it is because you want it up the butt, I thought we've been through this?

>> No.17280801

>>17280770
Why is the thought of that actually so hot
I wanna tease my Shoggoth's furniture-clit until she's a breathy mindunbroken mess!

>> No.17280811

>he doesn't want his waifu to peg him with a strapon while giving a loving reach-aound and whispering in his ear about what a good boy he is
buncha fuckin faggots desu

>> No.17280812

>>17280797
I don't want it though.

>> No.17280813

>>17280789
Don't ever show weakness to a Shoggoth. You must keep that smugness under control.

>> No.17280819

>>17280797
Afghan code-kun pls stay gone.

>> No.17280820

Kiki muscle maids are cute!

>> No.17280821

>>17280811
>Strapon

Ew, no. I'd take a finger though, if it resulted in harder orgasms.

>> No.17280822

>>17280801
I want to masturbate with my suspiciously purple onahole and moan my Shogg maid's name and how much I love her and want to marry her.

>> No.17280824
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17280824

Introduced my friend to kobolds. She drew this real quick. Why are kobolds so cute?

>> No.17280826

>>17280811
>strapon
>Not going to wonderland to get the futa fruit
I'm sorry, but it appears you have a severer case of peasantry.

>> No.17280830

>>17280811
Don't forget ear nibbling and nibble teasing too along with wearing a collar.

>>17280821
A finger is fine too.

>> No.17280832

>>17280820
Kiki Banks pls go.

>> No.17280836

>>17280811
But anon, I do want that.

>>17280824
I don't know anon, Kobolds are the cutest.

>> No.17280840

>>17280824
Man's best friend.

>> No.17280843

>>17280824
It's because they're unstained by human sin and cynicism.

>> No.17280851

>>17280811
>he doesn't stay on this containment board in /y/ and shits up other boards

>>17280821
>>17280826
>>17280830
>>17280836
Kill yourselves, faggots with aids.

>> No.17280859

>>17280851
I'm sorry, did the joke hit a nerve or something?

>> No.17280860

>>17280851
It's like a visible, physical version of autism.

>> No.17280866

>>17280843
>unstained by human sin
I don't know, KDF has tainted them pretty heavily.

>> No.17280869

>>17280866
They're too pure to know the things he does to/with them are degenerate.

>> No.17280877

>>17280832
Gonna get fit for mastah!
Gonna get huge!

>> No.17280880

>>17280840
>Kobold is knows as man's best friend
I wonder how many other races feel jealous because of this.

>> No.17280887

>>17280880
How often do Kobolds get bullied for being friendzoned?

>> No.17280896

>Awoken from a nap while down with the flu by the doorbell ringing
>Your Kikimora maid, already angered by your rest being interrupted, answers the door
>It's someone looking for signatures for something
>They refuse to leave when told to piss off and insist on getting a signature
>Later that night, while getting some crackers and ginger ale to try and get something in your stomach, you hear muffled screams for help from the basement
>Your maid is back at your bedside a few minutes after the screams abruptly stop, asking if there's anything she can get for you and apologizing profusely when she notices you've gotten up

>> No.17280899

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

Behold, the perfect song to smash wide hipped monoeyes to.

>> No.17280908

>>17280811
That sounds nice.

>> No.17280912

>>17280887
Everytime they get smug someone throws that at them.

>> No.17280916

>>17280908
Fuck off back to tumblr faggot

>> No.17280917

>>17280877
>"Haaah... haaah... never fret, master! See? I can simply lift the refrigerator with one arm while I sweep with the other!"
>"D-do you need anything else master? Please don't mind the sweat, I-I'll clean it right away!"
>"What?! You want to clean it... w-with your tongue?!"
>"Oh, master~!"

>> No.17280923

>>17280917
And then mastah couldn't sleep because his Kiki maid was sleep talking in the other room.

>> No.17280930

>>17280811
I'd prefer if she pegged me while I lay on my back, that way she could have her paws all over my dick and her tongue in my mouth.

>> No.17280935

>>17280930
I'd prefer if you killed yourself, so we don't have to look at your samefagging and shitposts anymore.

>> No.17280938

>>17280935
>being this mad

>> No.17280940

>>17280811
I wouldnt want a strap on. A finger or maybe a slithery tail sure.

>> No.17280953

>>17280923
>"Mmrngf... why master, they're not 'that' big... mmnf, of course you can feel them... nngh, master, don't be silly, it's 8 abs, those are obliques... a-aah, of course you can still lick them-"
>"Kiki. You're sleep talking again."
>"H-HAAAHN THANKYOUMASTERSOSORRYITWONTHAPPENAGAIN!!!!"

>> No.17280956

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here

>> No.17280957

>>17280935
~Triggered~

>> No.17280959
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Reminder that shoggoths won't necessarily destroy all the stuff they replace. They'll likely store things like real silverware, plates, etc. elsewhere for use when you have guests, since they hate people other than their mastah/husband using things made from their body.

Your bed will likely never be seen again though, so that she can make one out of herself every night.

>> No.17280972

>>17280782
How is that gay anon?

>>17280797
But A. She's a girl B. It's not a dick C. She's literally just putting a finger up there to touch your prostate and make you cum quicker inside her

>> No.17280974

>>17280811
No strapon.

Only with her finger.

>> No.17280976

>>17280972
Right? There's nothing gay about wanting to give your waifu a bigger, better belly full of cum.

>> No.17280977

>>17280824
Because kobolds are love?

>> No.17280983

>>17280976
Infact its even straighter.

>> No.17280986

>>17280953
>>17280959
Would Kikis and Shogs be okay with other maid outfits? I'm more attracted to the "Hazel" style of maid instead of the French/Gothic

>> No.17280987

>>17280938
>>17280957
Stay in /lgbt/ cancer.

>> No.17280989

Anons please don't get your maids muscled and buff.

>> No.17280991

>>17280987
You have to go back to /pol/, Abdullah.

>> No.17280992

>>17280917
Big kiki is cute!
A tongue bath is a fine reward for her!

>>17280953
She's even cuter when she sleeps!
Gonna buy a bigger bed so we can share!

>> No.17281002

>>17280986
I doubt they are all that choosy about the type of maid outfit, and note shoggoth isn't even actually wearing an outfit, she just creates a semblance of one from her own body. She could change the style on a whim.

>> No.17281011

>>17280987
Don't respond to bait, report and ignore.

>> No.17281016

>>17280991
I don't have to be /pol/ to hate fucking faggots trying to push their gaysex fetish in a thread where it doesn't belong. Take a hike mentally ill tumblrtard.

>> No.17281017

>>17280992
All the Onis and minotaurs despair when they see her thundering skipping down the street back from the grocer!
You might want to look into wider doorframes, even if she insists it's no trouble!
Where does she find the time to get so damn HUEG?

>> No.17281023

>>17281016
Man + woman is by definition not homosex, Ahmed.

>> No.17281032

>>17281023
Wanting to get fucked in the ass is by definition gay, Sven.

>> No.17281035

>>17281023
What about Man + Goat?

>> No.17281036

>>17280896
Silly kiki, she's just making a mess.

>> No.17281040
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You treat your waifu kindly right anon?

>> No.17281041

>>17281023
gay isn't exclusively homosexual

>> No.17281043

>>17281040
Yes. All other ways are wrong.

>> No.17281045

>>17281040
Obviously, otherwise who would give me presents on my birthday?

>> No.17281046

>>17281040
Of course I do anon, kindly and lovingly!

>> No.17281054
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>>17281041
>homosexuality is not exclusively homosexuality

>> No.17281059

>>17281045
You treat her right on her birthday too right? What's her favorite gift you ever got her?

>> No.17281063

>>17281017
It's all worth it for the strongest and cutest maid!

Gonna get her a nice little dress for her and take her out for a meal as a reward!

Genetics, Minomilk, and a home-based gym!

>> No.17281064

>>17281040
Of course. I would get punished if I didn't.

>> No.17281067

>>17281059
A bag of seed.

>> No.17281068

>>17281040
If I'm not teasing her, sure.

>> No.17281077

>>17281040
Uhh of course?

>> No.17281088

>>17281040
Only if she lets me spank her cunny whenever I want.

>> No.17281127

>>17281063
>Surprise your mega-bulk musclemaid on her birthday
>buy her an adorable beautiful girly dress
>take her to her favorite expensive restaurant
>give her a gorgeous necklace to drape over her corded neck muscles
>walk her home holding hands
>firmly yet tenderly remove her dress and bend her over your bed
>her orgasmic spasms as you lovingly rail her cause her to literally tear the mattress in half
>move to the couch
>tears that in half
>it's only after she tears the kitchen table in half that she sheepishly says it's okay if you switch positions
Best girl.

>> No.17281149

>>17281127
The answer is obvious.

Mating press or missionary so I can look that cute maid in the eyes

May also save up to get her some prolevel adamantine weights to lift with

>> No.17281154

If your waifu doesn't teach your daughterus about orgasms by gently masturbating their tiny pussies in her lap while she nibbles their ears, then she is a bad mother.

>> No.17281168

>>17281154
If you don't cheat on your wife and impregnate a bunch of random, lonely girls you are doing a bad job as a man.

>> No.17281175

>>17281154

That's indecent and morally wrong!

>> No.17281188

>>17281154
I'm mildly conflicted about the idea, but the imagery is cute as fuck, I have to admit. The momster would probably go for stroking and kissing her daughter's head in the process, too.

>> No.17281195

>>17281149
Just absolutely make her promise not to leglock.
She may have birdish legs, but she doesn't skip leg day.

>Order pro level adamantium weights for her
>wheeling them by cart to her private home gym while she's out
>when you walk in you see a massive 'Do it for him' sign on the wall, decorated with hundreds of pictures of you
>later she's blushing so much when you tell her you saw her weight room you're afraid she'll faint
>yet as the day winds down you can hear the sound of weights clanking twice as loud as ever from the basement
Gotta pump up! Pump up for master!

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>>17281040
>Not bringing her into this world and then forcing her on a world spanning goose chase, seeking love and companionship
Step it up fampire

>> No.17281234

>>17281195
Oh?
Well I may just need to nibble those thick thighs of hers and enjoy that muscle.

I may even take a picture of myself in the gym, possibly shirtless, and add it to her poster.

Go kiki go!
Master is watching!

>> No.17281257

>>17281234
How can shogs even compete?

>> No.17281284

>>17281234
Don't nibble the musclekiki's thighs! She'll cum on the spot and make a super embarrassing face+noise!

>> No.17281287

>>17281257
Shoggs go to the gym and create fake muscles trying to attract sluts, but they always fail.

>> No.17281293

>>17281234
That Kiki is going to be monsoon levels of wet for you, anon. It'll be hard to do maid work when she's fighting the urge to furiously masturbate every time she catches your scent.
She's going into muscleheat!

>> No.17281309

>>17281257
No idea.

>>17281284
Then I'll just have to keep going to 'make Sure' it was my kiki that made such impossibly adorable sounds!


>>17281293
So your saying she's going to want me to take her during the day and fill her up with 'protein she can use to stay swole?

Because I'm more than willing to do such a thing

>> No.17281315

>>17281154
That is too lewd for daughterus.

>> No.17281329

>>17281309
I'm no monster psychologist anon, but I think coming home to find your musclemaid fully tied up in ribbon while otherwise naked, spread on the bed and hearts in her eyes, it might mean she wants something.
If the trail of drops of wetness leading to the bedroom didn't give it away first.

>> No.17281337

>>17281315
It's not lewd if it's done with the love and care of a mother for her daughter.

Also what the fuck is cat furniture?
https://i.imgur.com/e35v7oK.png
These are just fucking cats.

>> No.17281340

>>17281329
Breed the buffmaid!

>> No.17281353

>>17281329
I don't follow.

>> No.17281362

>>17281154
She's actually the best mother. To me she is. And we don't dick daughterus in this house hold.

>> No.17281370

>>17281362
>She's actually the best mother. To me she is
You're the daughteru?

>> No.17281389

>>17281154
I'm sure my waifu would definitely do something like that with our daughteru.

In all honesty, I don't know which one of us would start doing lewd things with our daughteru first, though I'm sure the other would know pretty soon afterwards and happily join in.

>> No.17281391

>>17281370
>there are actually fags who roleplay as mg daughterus

Spoopy

>> No.17281397

>>17281370
No anon. Silly anon.

>> No.17281399

>>17281391
Is it more spoopy or less spoopy than possible cross-dimensional posting?

>> No.17281408

>>17281329
The muscle maid wants minimaids?

Well, I think we can make it happen.

Twins would be a good start

>> No.17281410

>>17281353
She wants you to give her womb the ultimate workout.

>> No.17281425

>>17281408
Get ready to ride and get ridden like no tomorrow, all while she practically cries from happiness and flexes her godly body for you to fully enjoy and indulge in.
But good luck trying to get her to stop, even if she is on bottom.

>> No.17281428
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Ok enough Kobold spam. Is a anubis just a kobold from the desert?

>> No.17281431

Anyone who doesn't strictly enforce an zero-tolerance, abstinence-only, no-lewd-behavior policy for their MG daughterus is a terrible parent.

>> No.17281434
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>>17281154
By canon the usual ways monster mothers teach their kids sexual things are a bit more indirect (excepting ones like dark elves). They do things like send their kids to local Sabbath branches or give them licking fruit as treats.

>It's a fruit that's especially popular as a treat for younger monster children, and monster mothers often give them to their children because it provides practice for the future. Actively eating it is also recommended by Sabbath.

>> No.17281443

>>17281428
Yes. Anubises secretly desire to be patted and cherished like Kobolds. Please ruffle your Anubis' ears the next time you meet her.

>> No.17281444

>>17281428
Either way I want to put a leash on an anubis and make her bark if she wants me to stick it in.

>> No.17281449

>>17281434
The lewdness of little monstergirls is actually a little scary.

>> No.17281452

>>17281431
Nope. I would let them fuck their shota friend as much as they want. Hell even giving them advice on how to do it properly (according to my femdom bias), im sure their friend will like it.

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>>17281428
Anubis is an angel-dog who descended from heaven.

Also,
>flowers in hair
>cute little paw feet
If you're who I think you are, you've been on point with your commissions.

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>>17281449
Don't forget the dog-sized scorpion-like bugs that can cause monster kids on a bug hunt to awaken to sex earlier than normal.

>Since they're kind of cute and their shell looks cool, they're popular with monster kids. It's not uncommon for kids to get showered in mamono mana after approaching in an attempt to catch a bug, and then the kids attack their beloved onii-chan and awaken to sex a bit early.

>> No.17281491

>>17281425
That's fine.
Every muscle of hers is going to be used and savored till her womb is bursting with seed.

>> No.17281499

>>17281472
Definitely spooky.

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>>17281459
Anubis are amazing. My favorites. Their personalities are so adorable!

>> No.17281516

>>17280811
>he doesn't want his waifu to scream in consecutive orgasms as she is being hammered into their bridal bed by an alpha man he could never be
buncha anti-intellectual maggots desu

>> No.17281520

>>17281516
okay, no.

>> No.17281529

>>17281472
What would happen if a monster girl kid told you she loved you and you just tell her "maybe in like
12 years kid"?

>> No.17281530
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He's trying real hard.

>> No.17281532

>>17281516
Are you lost? Pretty sure this isn't plebbit.

>> No.17281535

>>17281529
you get raped in your sleep by a little girl!

>> No.17281536

>>17281516
That's taking it one step to far there anon.

>> No.17281540

>>17281472
>dog-sized scorpion that's leaking dark energies
>cute

>> No.17281545

>>17281535
But you can overpower her? Just lift her up and tell her parents.

>> No.17281546

>>17281516
THINKING

>> No.17281550

>>17281532
>>17281536
>>17281546
Why even reply? Why, when you know it's blatant bait, do you even reply?

>> No.17281551

>>17281545
no, once she's got her lips or her giney wrapped around your pole you're her sex slave for life.

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>>17281540
Monsters have something of a broader sense than humans for what counts as cute or beautiful.

Smaller versions of these pigs are popular as pets after all.

And then there are the tentacle brains that are also kept as pets, though I think even a human could admit they look kind of cute.

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