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17259046 No.17259046 [Reply] [Original]

I still call her Too-Ee because it sounds cuter even though I know it's wrong. Also she is NOT a prostitute.

>> No.17259069

Same

Too-WEE just sounds cuter

>> No.17259093

too ugly to be a prostitute

>> No.17259097

Annoying bitch.

>> No.17259109

>>17259046
I want to stick a carrot in her fucking eyesocket

>> No.17259116

>>17259046
I love you, friend. We have to protect Tewi no matter what.

>>17259093
We're talking about the cute bunny Tewi, not your mother (which is a prostitute even if she's fugly).

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BALLS DEEP MATING PRESS TEWI-CHAN

>> No.17259155
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Be sure to say rabbit rabbit tonight everybody!

>> No.17259207

>>17259046
It's Tei though.

>> No.17259277

>Too-Ee
??
>Too-WEE
??

I don't get it. How can you derive those pronunciations from "Tewi" or "Tei"?

>> No.17259303

>>17259046
Of course. Prostitutes do it for money, she does it for FREE.

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>>17259046
does tewi like botato?

>> No.17259456

>>17259155
Cute rabbit toes

>> No.17259469

>>17259277
tew-i
tew, like new or jew

>> No.17259486

>>17259469
Oh, I get it now.
It's unbelievably stupid, however. It's the most abhorrent way of pronouncing her name I have ever seen.
I urge all to stop using it.
Thank you.

>> No.17259488
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>>17259437
tewi wuv pohtaytoh

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>>17259486
How the HECK do you get Tei from Tewi? Why even bother including the w? toowey sounds a lot cuter.

>> No.17259505

>>17259492
てゐ

>> No.17259517

>>17259492
>How the HECK do you get Tei from Tewi
Try being less uneducated and disgustingly western next time. Tewi is the romanization of てゐ, but it's read as Tei.
Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg if you want to see how it's supposed to be pronounced.

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>>17259492
In doubt, look at what the French would do.

The French are better people than you are, and have a better language than you have. I know because I am a French.

The French would pronounce it 'Tewee', not 'Toowai'. Toowai is an abomination of nature, something only a deeply cancerous American 'mind' (if such a thing can be called a mind, and not an abortion) would dream.

You should be considerate of your betters and try to reach their height. Thank you.

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/jp/ is where you come after spending hours upon hours for months reading the touhouwiki as an obsessive compulsion for the majority of your free time to the point of shirking your responsibilities and disappointing those around you. Bonus points for alienating yourself from society on an auditory level with a constant stream of touhou music blasting from a constant source near or on your person. Thank you.

>> No.17259597

>>17259572
Don't sell yourself short, anon. You too can be a good person. You just need to learn to pronounce Tewi properly. I like to call it 'awakening your inner French'. I honestly think there is a French waiting in all Americans, and if sometimes it is hidden under layers of fat and self disgust, it is always possible to find it.

Good luck!

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>>17259046
Smooch the bunny tummy

>> No.17259624

>>17259492
Technically Tewi IS pronounced Tewi since during her era that was the pronounciation and since it's a given name it should stay as a Tewi

>> No.17259668

>>17259277
By being an EOP who does not understand the most elementary phonics and, therefore, mispronounce everything terribly.

>> No.17259695

>>17259046
I still call her 'Twei' and can't stop. (Tway, like gray or slay)

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Tewi is my wife, so you don't have to worry about how her name is pronounced. Just call her Mrs. Cortez.

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>>17259046
Cute rabbit prostitute.

>> No.17259813

>>17259712
You need to go back

>> No.17259959

>>17259046
>Also she is NOT a prostitute.
True, but she is a shit.

>> No.17259999

>>17259046
Seriously, how the fuck could you get "too" from "て"? Are you retarded?

>> No.17260055

I say it like "teh-wii".

>> No.17260088

>>17259999
i dont speak chinese

>> No.17260102

Old pussy

>> No.17260116

I pronounce it 2e

>> No.17260130

>>17259999
wow, would you look at that special snowflake

>> No.17260695

>>17259712
Great post

>> No.17260723

>>17259613
splatter the bunny tummy with filthy, stinky, semen!

>> No.17260768

I accidentally slept all day and woke up around one in the morning. Does it still work if I said rabbit rabbit very loud right after mumbling whatafuckman when I saw the time or is my month ruined again?

>> No.17262151

>>17259505
>>17259517
How do you know it's not a case where the "w" sound can be stressed or silent depending on the speaker's preference, like を?

>> No.17262208

>>17260768
Ruined, the best you can do is put a carrot up your ass to ward off misfortune

>> No.17263199

>>17259712
Back off mate, she has always been Mrs. O'Sullivan

>> No.17263743

>>17259527
>The French would pronounce it 'Tewee', not 'Toowai'. Toowai is an abomination of nature, something only a deeply cancerous American 'mind' (if such a thing can be called a mind, and not an abortion) would dream.
No one says toowai at all you idiot frog, the mispronunciation is "toowee"

>> No.17263760

>>17263199
>>17259712
She's actually called Mrs. Wazowski

>> No.17263891

Friendly reminder Japanese is a retarded language

>> No.17263947

Hug The Tewi, embrace The Tewi.

>> No.17263960

>>17259718
Tewi is not a damn prostitute!!!

>> No.17263960,1 [INTERNAL] 

I, a so-designated "American" if by anything by where my body possessed was born and still remains, met a real life French person once. I told him of the near future. He got angry. Then he became dismissive. Then he expressed that if I were to open my mind I would realize that such a future is wrong! That such a course would never ever belong. And I held my tongue and smiled, for that is exactly what I had done. The future came, just as how I had come to expect. To that Frenchman, I can only speculate as to what affect.

>> No.17264002

>>17263743
tuwĭ*

stupid American

>> No.17264090

y'all silly, it's pronounced baba

>> No.17264090,1 [INTERNAL] 

F-father...?

>> No.17264090,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,1
:fucks your ass while you call me daddy:
:is epic:
>knows what a meme arrow is
<or implying arrows?

>> No.17264090,3 [INTERNAL] 

did hima just go down

>> No.17264090,4 [INTERNAL] 

ya im ddosing it

>> No.17264090,5 [INTERNAL] 

sigh first the tron spoils me then hima goes down this is the worst day of my life

>> No.17264090,6 [INTERNAL] 

hima btfo

>> No.17264090,7 [INTERNAL] 

hima is done for

>> No.17264090,8 [INTERNAL] 

im having withdrawal syndromes help me himakooo

>> No.17264090,9 [INTERNAL] 

It appears that the IP that's DDOSing Hima is Australian.

>> No.17264090,10 [INTERNAL] 

if himas not back in 10 minutes im going to splatter my brains all over the wall

>> No.17264090,11 [INTERNAL] 

I bet 5 doges that wk really will blame one of his arch enemies

>> No.17264090,12 [INTERNAL] 

based flippin freakeye

>> No.17264090,13 [INTERNAL] 

bored

>> No.17264090,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,9
just ban optus

>> No.17264090,15 [INTERNAL] 

whats wrong with you freakeye honestly can you just fuck off and leave us alone you ugly little disturbed cunt

>> No.17264090,16 [INTERNAL] 

yeah why not ban optus if only freakeye and runeheal use it

>> No.17264090,17 [INTERNAL] 

what if pastaguy uses optus

>> No.17264090,19 [INTERNAL] 

youre supposed to watch trashy shonen that are as deep as a puddle not read them

>> No.17264090,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,17
even better if that shit for brains attention whore left forever

>> No.17264090,21 [INTERNAL] 

maybe the ddos isnt connected to hima

>> No.17264090,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,20
rude

>> No.17264090,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,21
Maybe there is no DDOS and you believe anything with sage in the email field.

>> No.17264090,24 [INTERNAL] 

sat watching the page this entire time thinking it was just slow sigh

>> No.17264090,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,23
sorry himako

>> No.17264090,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,23
madeye

>> No.17264090,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,15
buttmad otalad, himako isn't here to save you

>> No.17264090,28 [INTERNAL] 

why would freakeye ddos from his own ip

>> No.17264090,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>17224861

>> No.17264090,30 [INTERNAL] 

the entire host is down its obviously not him

>> No.17264090,31 [INTERNAL] 

I'm based.

>> No.17264090,32 [INTERNAL] 

no its him hes jealous of hima again

>> No.17264090,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>17259150
baste

>> No.17264090,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>17259150
HELLa sexy

>> No.17264090,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>17259150
baste pnig

>> No.17264090,36 [INTERNAL] 

wish freakeye would hold me down and make me suck his freakdick for hours

>> No.17264090,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>17259527
amerikikes btfo

>> No.17264090,38 [INTERNAL] 

freakeye should spam his dick on jp

>> No.17264090,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,15
lookism

>> No.17264090,40 [INTERNAL] 

*hits gong*
YOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

>> No.17264090,41 [INTERNAL] 

freakeye here i dont have a dick anymore i cut it off in a fit of rage after mom broke my big bowl

>> No.17264090,42 [INTERNAL] 

wasnt he the one who was stretching his dick it probably doesnt even get hard anymore

>> No.17264090,43 [INTERNAL] 

lets just stay here

>> No.17264090,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,42
It got hard enough to prolapse your mom's ass last night bud

>> No.17264811,1 [INTERNAL] 

ya hehe freakeye is so pathetic and insecure that he would literally buy and use a dick stretcher

>> No.17264811 [DELETED] 

I am baste

>> No.17264811,2 [INTERNAL] 

why dont you stay here

>> No.17264811,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264090,43
please do

>> No.17264811,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,1
he said, replying to himself about his boogeyman yet again

>> No.17264811,5 [INTERNAL] 

I feel sorry for special needs children please vote for pro-choice candidates in your next local election thank you

>> No.17264811,6 [INTERNAL] 

whitelist whitelist nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.17264811,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,4
i wasnt replying to anybody just musing aloud

>> No.17264811,8 [INTERNAL] 

I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly

I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3

I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3


PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE

>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant

>> No.17264811,9 [INTERNAL] 

himas not coming back

>> No.17264811,10 [INTERNAL] 

good it's been shit for years

>> No.17264811,11 [INTERNAL] 

put it out its fucking misery so i no longer have to post with children

>> No.17264811,12 [INTERNAL] 

feels good to be back at home

>> No.17264811,13 [INTERNAL] 

I smelled my roommate's crotch the other day, he was passed out on the couch from drinking to much and i had been reading about cocks on /jp/ again.

Long story short i carefully opened his legs and put my face as close to his crotch as possible and drew air.

It almost gave me a ahegao, the smell was just amazing.
If there is a next time i will try to open his pants so i can smell his cock directly.

>> No.17264811,14 [INTERNAL] 

https://ota-ch.com/ghost/res/13291.html#13293
owned

>> No.17264811,15 [INTERNAL] 

was literally 1 episode away from the spoiler flip you ttron

>> No.17264811,16 [INTERNAL] 

lets all head over to gnfos

>> No.17264811,17 [INTERNAL] 

I always watched the teachers from the special education classes in middle school, their faces were always full of agony especially when dealing with the retard who kept locking himself in the toilet stall and screeching

>> No.17264811,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,15
what did he spoil

>> No.17264811,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,11
you dont have to do anything

>> No.17264811,20 [INTERNAL] 

about the nuke killing the ant king

>> No.17264811,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,16
no

>> No.17264811,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,18
kites death in hxh

>> No.17264811,23 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw you have crippling boywomb cramps and your mom wont give you a midol

>> No.17264811,24 [INTERNAL] 

mom found the incel bottles

>> No.17264811,25 [INTERNAL] 

gonna activate the plumper pass until hima comes back

>> No.17264811,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24
>>17264811,24

basted

>> No.17264811,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,22
he dies right away though
its one of the weakest points of the entire show too because he dies like three episodes after being introduced and even though gon and killua only spent maybe thirty minutes with him before he died they get really sad and guilty about it etc etc its just bad writing god i hate the ant arc

>> No.17264811,28 [INTERNAL] 

When will it be my turn for a gf

>> No.17264811,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,27
yeah i dont actually care about being spoiled i just wanted to whine about it hehe

>> No.17264811,32 [INTERNAL] 

groan how will i whine about it if you dont care

ugh

>> No.17264811,33 [INTERNAL] 

what

>> No.17264811,34 [INTERNAL] 

its back

>> No.17264811,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,29
>>17264811,30
Based judge
I like how they keep mentioning her 6'7" Chad bf
I'd glass that Chad too before starting on her

>> No.17264811,36 [INTERNAL] 

bored

>> No.17264811,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,34
no it isn't

>> No.17264811,38 [INTERNAL] 

day of the rope for all roasties coming soon duders

>> No.17264811,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>17264811,30
flipping roastie whore has a bf thats almost a foot and a half taller than her too bad that guy didnt throw acid in her face to make him leave her

>> No.17264811,40 [INTERNAL] 

https://youtu.be/eHfNBSYKVXw

>> No.17264811,41 [INTERNAL] 

its back

>> No.17264811,42 [INTERNAL] 

From binaural beats to nootropics, coming up or going down, it goes in here.

>> No.17264811,43 [INTERNAL] 

himaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


su
ck
s


fu
ck

you

kys my man

>> No.17264811,44 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN89gvfu-4w

you dumb motherfuckers!!!

>> No.17271259

Tee?

>> No.17271274

tei has lived for like a billion years

how do you think she managed to feed herself

just think about it nerd

>> No.17271280

>>17271274
By eating her own shit?

>> No.17271315

I pronounce it like Tay-wee

>> No.17271568

>>17263960
I'm one of Tewi's regulars, and I'll have you know that she is a prostitute and she's fantastic.

>> No.17271596

After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that the best pronunciation of her name is The-Wii.

>> No.17271597

>>17259486
Most hispanic people call her like that because the e is pronnounced like that.

>> No.17271626

>>17259527
>The French are better people than you are, and have a better language than you have.
I wonder if a frog is behind this post...

>I know because I am a French.
Frick off you damn frog!

>> No.17271641

Tewi pleases old men for yen.

>> No.17271684

It's pronounced

Teh Wei

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>>17271596

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