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17247468 No.17247468 [Reply] [Original]

Just let her in anon. She just wants to make you feel good.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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>> No.17247476

>>17247471
>No QT Lilim NEET who breaches into our world because she's lonely.
>She'll never find the love she's been searching for.
>Everyone in both worlds is doomed to never have their waifu/husbando.
Pain.

>> No.17247478

>>17247468
Big
Fat
Succubutt

>> No.17247480

>>17247283
Would you want that busty kitty to hump your back while nibbling and licking your ears?

>> No.17247485

>>17247478
Would you let her in after she sucks your dick through the window so you can pound that fat succubutt all night long?

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twintails are lewd!

>> No.17247495

>>17247471
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17247498

>>17247495
What if she got down on her knees and begged to suck your dick to let her stay at your house?
She's trapped in this strange world and has nowhere to go!

>> No.17247505

https://pastebin.com/FTFaQTP2
Shameless repost on the new thread.
NSFW Mershark story. Kinda long. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

>> No.17247506

>>17247495
>t. squatter dragon

>> No.17247511

>>17247505
Add tags, use exhentai as reference if you want.

>> No.17247529

>>17247511
Tags? I never add tags to my stories. Should I start?

>> No.17247534

>>17247511
Im confused my dude. Where would I put the tags exactly? What else would I tag other than NSFW?

>> No.17247536

>>17247505
I'll give it a read and see what I can say

>> No.17247549

>>17247529
Yeah, only takes a minute and can help hook more readers into your stuff if they know they will like what's upcoming.
Also helps other people find stories of specific types i.e.: "I want a story with X, got links?" "Sure, [your story here] was posted a few days ago."

>>17247534
Put them at the top, I usually see them inside brackets or something.
Types of tags include sex acts that occur, what monster girls are featured, things like that. Here's an example: https://pastebin.com/0Ay9HHwQ

>> No.17247556

>>17247549
Ah ok I see. Makes sense and I will start adding them since it helps everyone. Thanks anon hope you liked the story.

>> No.17247560

>>17247549
Oh I see, I'll add these into my next story then. I completely understand what you mean though and I think it'll hook readers even more. I just hope I end up putting understandable tags.

>> No.17247574

>>17247560
Here's another example of tags, used pm e-hentai: https://e-hentai.org/g/1067084/35a18e0431/
That's definitely overkill and your story won't need so many, just cover the important points.

>> No.17247610

It's waifu Wednesday anons!

>> No.17247629
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>>17247610
Manticore time?

>> No.17247643

>>17247629
>No delicious brown shortstack Manticore with the thickest tailpussy in the school to bully you.
Feels bad.

>> No.17247669

>>17247643
>tfw 7ft manticore with muscles to claim me as her submissive fragile bitch

>> No.17247685 [DELETED] 

Why can't you furries just stay in Gaia?

>> No.17247687

>>17247669
Would you want her tailpussy to completely envelop your crotch?
How would you feel about the extreme suction as she carries you around with her tailpussy?

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Please remember to thank your imp familiars for all their hard work.

>> No.17247690

Don't respond to it. That's some old-ass bait.

>> No.17247693

>>17247687
I want it to just pump at my crotch so hard I can't get it off no matter how hard I try, not until she's had her fill of cum. And I'd feel happy in the one who gets this kind of treatment, being dominated by thick, meaty, pulsing, tail pussy.

>> No.17247698

>>17247689
Reminder that Oppai-Loli Imp servants need regular paizuri to remain happy. Never let your Imps go without regular titfucks. And remember that summoning one Imp means summoning at least four more due to their absurdly low mana cost.

>> No.17247700

>>17247690
Old fisher using the rusted hook one last time?

Sounds like an emotional story

>> No.17247702 [DELETED] 

>>17247690
It's only old because furries have been shitting up the internet for eons. All I ask is why you wotaku ERPing homomeisters don't stay on another website.

>> No.17247710

>>17247700
Nah. It's only sad because the dumbass just keeps throwing the entire fucking rod into the lake.

>> No.17247720
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>>17247629
They're cute!

>> No.17247721

>>17247693
Would you want to see her drooling as she watches you struggle to pull of her tight meaty tailpussy even as she pumps you dry?
How would you react if she pulled her tail close and told you if you calm down she'll take you home and let you fuck her in the ass?
Her pussy might not be ready for you but she's got other ways of letting her cute boyfriend get off.

>> No.17247728

>>17247629
Ultra Rare Snow Manticore!

>> No.17247740

Reverse trap monster girls.

>> No.17247742

>>17247740
Alps. The word you're looking for is alps.

>> No.17247743

>>17247740
Aren't they just called tomboys?

>> No.17247744

>>17247721
>tfw she'll never enjoy my squirms and moans

And anon that would be amazing, getting that kind of reward from her. But at the end of the day it's always going to be

>tfw no manticore gf

Please just give me one to make my life better

>> No.17247752

>>17247740
A what?

>> No.17247758

>>17247752
Pretty sure he means an MG disguised as a dude.

>> No.17247760

>>17247758
So like an alp?

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>>17247743
Tomboy monster girls are the bees knees

>> No.17247763

>>17247742
Fuck off alpfag.

>> No.17247765

>>17247760
Eh, I wouldn't go so far as to claim that alps are the only ones that can hide their assets with the right clothes, but pretty much.

>> No.17247768

>>17247761
It would be funny to see her try to be "one of the boys". How long before she's sucking her soon-to-be-boyfriend's dick and thinking "I guess this is what guys do"

>> No.17247829

>>17247740
>How do you do fellow bros?!

>> No.17247868

>>17247829
>HFW their response is "We're gonna rob a bank."

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>>17247829

>> No.17247900

>>17247768
Now I'm imagining a tomboy MG with her bro on a car ride, and she gives him a bro job.

>> No.17247907

>>17247894
Fuck off Alp.

>> No.17247914
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You stand no chance against Wurm-chan's stand...『ZA WORLDO』

>> No.17247928

>>17247489
But she only has a single tail!

>> No.17247939

>>17247900
>"it's what bors are for, right?"
How long until he's asking for anal and saying that a bro would let him do it?

>> No.17247972

>>17247744
If you squirm cutely enough, maybe she'll even reward you with a kiss.

>> No.17247976

>>17247972
Is this what all sub husbands deserve from their big wife?

>> No.17247991

>>17247976
Sub husbands deserve their waifu's love and care.

>> No.17248022
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17248022

What have you done to upset this cutie?

>> No.17248028

>>17248022
Told her that every store in town was out of chicken livers. For a month.

>> No.17248030

>>17248022
i told her we're out of tofu

>> No.17248041

>>17248028
>>17248030
Foxes are touchy about their food, no matter how sharp their teeth are.

>> No.17248099
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17248099

>How do you feel about Welsh culture?

>> No.17248200

Gyaru Amazoness

>> No.17248210 [SPOILER] 
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17248210

Are we just going to ignore those stage 3 alps with baggy shirts from last thread? You're not gay are you?

>> No.17248217

>>17247505
This was enjoyable; I like the premise and I'm always a sucker for aquatic girls/underwater sex, and I think you presented both very well.

I only have two criticisms, the first being your lack of comma use. I think your writing could benefit greatly if you started using them, since by only using periods the entire time, reading it was a bit jarring with all the sudden starts and stops. Using more commas (or even semi-colons) to combine and break up sentences could make your writing flow together a lot better, and make for a much smoother read.

The other is that the dialogue was somewhat weak. The conversations between the two characters didn't flow naturally and felt a little stilted, so maybe try reading some other stories and pay attention to how the dialogue is written, and I think that could help you a lot.

Overall I really enjoyed it, though! There was only a handful of spelling errors ("below" not "bellow", and "coarse skin" not "course skin") but I really enjoyed the story! I hope you keep writing and posting the stories here!

>> No.17248219

>>17248210
No. I'm going to push them into the pool.

>> No.17248231

>>17248210
I'd fuck a stage three.

>> No.17248282

>>17248210
I'd fuck one like that without a second thought.

>> No.17248289

Cute, tubby Ratatoskr girlfriends that you give extra big scoops (of ice cream) to

>> No.17248294

>>17247511
>>17247549
>tagfags
You don't need exhentai tags in your stories unless you're writing /d/shit, fuck off with your bullshit imported from /tg/.

>> No.17248296

>>17248289
To do what anon? To do what with? Did anon get snatched by a news squirrel?

>> No.17248306

>>17248289
I'd force her to get a nice petite body so she can go back to being sneaky and quick, able to grab even the smallest scoops.

>> No.17248310

>>17248296
>loving boyfriend anon writing about his love-of-his-life pudgy squirrel girlfriend
>in her embarrassment she throws herself on top of him to get him to stop writing about how he fondles her tummy and tits while feediner her ice cream in the nude
>she crushes his laptop in doing so and feels even more embarrassed
>they're later seen walking down the street on the way back from the computer store
>...and ice cream parlor

>> No.17248315

>>17248310
Gonna grope that squirrel and give her all the snacks she can handle.

Gonna keep her as soft as her tail.

>> No.17248327

>>17248315
Can you imagine being totally smushed between her soft body and her soft tail behind you as she falls asleep on top of you? I wouldn't be able to sleep, I'd just keep kissing and groping and grinding against her all night long.

>> No.17248340

>>17248327
I dunno, I could fall asleep with that.

Would make sure to molest that rear of hers though, gotta make sure its big and soft enough.

>> No.17248353

>>17248340
Would you snap her stretched-thin panties and slap her butt while she's walking to watch it jiggle and wobble, despite her face going beet red and trying (and pathetically failing) to keep it all contained?

>> No.17248364

>>17248353
Yep.
Would smack it.
Watch it.

And grope it with both hands.

She may have an impressive chest but we're going to be making her a big bootied squirrel.

>> No.17248374

>>17247914
>tfw no Living Armor or Demon Sword gf to be your STANDU

>> No.17248382

>>17248364
Hey anon

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>tfw it's almost 40C outside
Yeti pls take me with you

>> No.17248395

>>17247914
Think I might commission a Dark Priest Enrico Pucci one day

>> No.17248399

What are you supposed to do if you get kabedonned by a regura bug?

>> No.17248401

>>17248395
Please don't

>> No.17248403

>>17248401
Gonna do it. I might even make Made In Heaven a centaur

>> No.17248405

>>17248399
>kabedonned
The fuck is that shit?

>> No.17248409

>>17248364
Then dressing it up in too-tight stretchy pants and too-short miniskirts or piling it up for a deep massage, right?

>> No.17248413

>>17248393
I've been slowly coming around to the wonders of yetis recently, thanks yetifag.

>> No.17248414

>>17248409
Yep.
Gonna get her that ass and dress it up so I can admire it, even if that big, soft squirrel starts trembling with embarrassment.

>> No.17248419

>>17248403
Then id have to offer the artist double what you paid him to not do it

>> No.17248421

>>17248419
Anon i'm just joking. Don't worry.

>> No.17248422

>>17248399
Put her in an arm lock and and realize she has too many arms.

>> No.17248424

>>17248405
How fucking knew do you have to be to not know what a kabedon is?

>> No.17248432

>>17248327
Personally, I prefer petite Ratas (with big fluffy tails)

>> No.17248439

>>17248424
I just don't follow memes that much

>> No.17248472

>>17248405
ever heard of google

>> No.17248546

>>17248472
I heard it's run by jewnukis

>> No.17248582

>>17248099
What's the difference between Welsh culture and normal English culture? Sorry, i'm not well-versed in British history.

>> No.17248606

>>17248582
That really depends who you ask anon. Welsh people have different accents and in some areas a different language. While overall having different phrases and such.

Wales also has different traditions in some places too (we even have certain places that celebrate christmas with a horse skull and a white gown)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd (warning its pretty creepy)

>> No.17248618

>>17248606
I remember this guy I was playing cod with got super duper angry at being called Welsh by another guy.

>> No.17248633

>>17248618
Also I dont know many welsh stereotypes outside of "sheep shaggers". But I think welsh people are also considered to be quite dirty. I think it stems from our history of coal mining.

>> No.17248657

>>17248606
>Mari Lwyd
I thought it read "Mari Lewd" the first time i saw it. Huh, i think I've been here for far too long.

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>>17248606

>Run around in a white dress crowned with the skull of a dead animal

What is this a wedding for ghouls?

>> No.17248659

>>17247471
This is how Lilims enter cities to corrupt them from within.

>> No.17248671

>>17248633
So wales would be filled with dwarves and weresheep.

Good to know.

>> No.17248676

>>17248657
I thought the same thing too but its actually pronounced more like "Mari Lloyd"

>> No.17248684

>>17248658
headcannon: you can't actually fuck a ghoul any way but orally unless you can overpower her.

>> No.17248701

Good morning the wurm your honor!

>> No.17248749

>>17248217
Thanks anon. Sounds good ill start working on my comma use and I wil definitely read some other stories so I can work on my dialogue. Glad you enjoyed it!

>> No.17248753

>>17248658
>group of monsters catch an unmarried CC girl and dress her in a white dress
>Carry her all the way to the human houses and start asking house by house if they would let her in while singing
>Humans have to fend them off in a singing battle if they don't want to get married
I can see this ritual being appropriated by monster girls.

>> No.17248776

>>17247489
Know what you call a chick with three eyes?
Pudding

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>>17248701
This is a terrible sentence!

>> No.17248808

>>17248776
I get it.

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>> No.17248816

>>17248785
shut up, Anubis-chan. You're only the student council president because no one else wanted the job.

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>>17248808
This is your reward. Use her body as you will.

>> No.17248829

>>17248813
Cute!
Gonna give her my love and a heavy, heaving pair of breasts.

>> No.17248845

>>17248813
Familiars are the most cruel girl KC has ever done. They're too cute not to be charmed by.

>> No.17248866

>>17248099
I've always associated sheep with Kiwis

>> No.17248871

>>17248866
I've always associated them with the Welsh on account of geographic proximity. To me Kiwis live in Middle-Earth.

>> No.17248877

>>17248845
They are really cute, but they aren't really sexy.

>> No.17248885
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17248885

How powerful are pear-shaped monstergirl booties? Could they shatter magical oak?

>> No.17248889

>>17248885
Only once they reach a certain size and softness.

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350 pounds of robot love!

could you get that weight off you if shes on top?

>> No.17248898

>>17248877
It's how they get their foot in the door.

>> No.17248899

>>17248896
How much is that in civilized measurement units?

>> No.17248902

>>17248896
nope. wouldn't want to, either.

>> No.17248903

>>17248899
Suffocating affection levels of measure

>> No.17248904

>>17248885
They're big only proportionally, the girl is small.

>> No.17248907

>>17248885
They're immensely powerful, perhaps more so on less powerful girls.
The lowly common Large Mouse may be unassuming and very easily overpowered by others, but if she's got a delicious, devouring pear-shaped thick booty and hips she can easily obliterate even the most stalwart of men.
Imagine, thinking you're safe when you're accosted by a lowly 4 foot tall large mouse girl with a front so flat she could use it as a level measure, but then she strips off her baggy pants and you see her hips flare out into JUICY thighs and a bubble butt so big you worry you might not even be able to satisfy it with your manhood
A horrifying thought, yes? Now remember this:
They breed very, very quickly.

>> No.17248919

>>17248885
Pear shaped spiders.

>> No.17248920

>>17248907
Larve Mouse are great. The best species for opening family business with. I wanna start a fancy hotel with my large Mouse wife and brood as the staff, custodians, kitchen chefs, etc.

>> No.17248924

>>17248904
>not being tallpear masterrace

>> No.17248929

>>17248898
They might hurt themselves if they do that though.

>> No.17248931

>>17248907
I want to start leaving condenced hathorite cheese out so that the large mouse that keeps sneaking into my house gets hips wide enough and a rear big enough to impede her sneaking in my home.

>> No.17248938

>>17248907
I think you are exaggerating Anon. A pear shape can't have that much power.

>> No.17248952

>>17248938
He is. Pear shapped girls are middle tier, just slap her ass and she is ready to be raped.

>> No.17248954

>>17248931
What are you gonna do when you come across a squeaking, panicking badonkadonk stuck squashed against a window frame in your basement trying to wriggle through with a cute mouse tail up above it swinging around wildly?

>> No.17248955

>>17248907
>you will never wake up being cuddled and fondled by your large mouse wife and daughters
>you will never be able to grope them and tease them all over as you see fit
>They will never all have little baby bulges and rub themselves all over you as they drowsily fall out of bed as you play with them
I need a drink

>> No.17248961

>>17248954
Isn't it obvious?
Spank it.
Slap it.
Grope it tills its red.

Then I'll tease what lays beneath till she's squirming, shuddering, and begging for me to stick it in.

>> No.17248972

>>17248955
>you will never experience the 'Mouse plague' of being 'eaten alive', which is actually all of them kissing you on every single square inch of your body as you feel them rub up against you more and more as more of them pile on to get a piece
>you will never see how whenever you make eye contact with one it's filled with the most sincere look of love and desire and affection
>you will never become a constant cumfountain as any of them that aren't pregnant are always in line for your dick and dutifully riding you until they're filled to the brim before happily rolling off and joining the throng as the next is already hopping on and stirring your erection back up
Make it a double, friend

>> No.17248980

I want to hug a Lich butt while she is trying to do an experiment.

>> No.17248989

I want to bury my face in a spider butt while she lays on her web.

>> No.17249002

I want to methodically spank my Kobold waifu's butt with a paddle in each hand while she lays on top of me.

>> No.17249013

>>17248980
>>17248989
>>17249002
I want to bite a Salamander's butt when she's least expecting it to see if it makes her drop her tail.

>> No.17249017

>>17249013
Anon that's just rude.

>> No.17249021

>>17249017
It's okay I'm doing it for science.

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>>17248972
And that's how you get mice with Holstaur properties.

>> No.17249034

>>17249029
If my mouse harem looked like that when the members hit maturity it would be utterly perfect. Every day would be endless joyful bliss.

>> No.17249035

>>17249029
I want a bunch of thick, soft, and pudgy mice to grope, tease, and squeeze!

>> No.17249036

>>17249021
You can't just claim you're doing mean things for science anon, that's like telling her it was just a prank! She'll still be angry and missing her tail.

>> No.17249045

>>17249036
>and missing her tail
Aha! So she is after all just a mere female amphibian.
This is Anon Johnson signing off, get back to testing.

>> No.17249051

>>17249045
Salamanders are lizards.

>> No.17249058

>>17249051
We learn something new every day. Now how about that Axolotl breeding program?

>> No.17249061

I wonder at what point do Large Mice reach maximum pack size and any newborns run off to start their own with a man.
Probably some excessively high number, as they'd have never even gotten a chance to procreate with their papa.

>> No.17249067

>>17249061
Large Mice likely breed at a somewhat faster rate than other monstergirls, but not at the rate of actual mice.

>> No.17249078

>>17249067
True, but the entry does say 'if the size of the pack increases too much', which seems to imply that once it gets going it can really ramp up to those delicious absurd numbers.

>> No.17249106

>>17248896
>>17248902
What if she malfunctions when she's on top? Then you'd be stuck.

>> No.17249112

>>17248684
That's what raging mushrooms are for!

>> No.17249113

>>17249078
I would say that's around 15 to 20 girls.

>> No.17249121

>>17248200
Go on...

>> No.17249137

>>17249106
How can you make a perfect machine malfunction? i imagine they reset or something

>> No.17249143

>>17249067
Yeah, it was confirmed by KC weak mamono breed at much faster rate than powerful ones. I think it's something like buying unit in RTS. Slime or devil bug costs 100 mamono mana points, mouse 200, werewolf 400, bapho 7k, lilim 15k
One creampie = 1 mamono point. Mamono point gain can be accelerated by being an incubus and using mamono mana stuff like fruits.

>> No.17249159

>>17249143
If you go by that logic it makes sense that I would have to cum around 8000 times inside my dragon to get a daughteru.

>> No.17249163

>>17249159
Better get started

>> No.17249167

>>17249143
How fucked i am if its one of the original vampire ancestors?....

>> No.17249181

>>17249163
I already did. Three years of relationship, 8000 creampies.

It was aroubd 5300 or something, but I pumped it up to 8000 taking into consideration incubization and items.

>> No.17249190

>>17249143
I wanna put 14,000 Mamono points into my large mice wifedaughters! They'd all look like that naav pic from above and interchange between calling me daddy and honey!

>> No.17249208

>>17249190
You would die of old age before achieving that.

>> No.17249214

>>17249143
>1 point per creampie
>Lilim is 15k points
I beat off an average of four times day and have done eight times in a day before. Doing the math, I currently cum 1460 times in a year. Lilims are said to turn you into an incubus in a very short time, sometimes even instantly, and becoming an incubus is supposed to improve your sexual stamina and output by leaps and bounds, but I'll be conservative and say it only doubles your output. That'd be 2920 creampies a year; meaning, it would only take about five years to get her pregnant. I'd be a lilim making machine, even more so if the effects of being an incubus are even greater than just doubling your output.

>> No.17249221

>>17249208
Not 14000 each, just 14000 total
With Incubization and items/venom it's entirely easily possible with some extended fuck periods

>> No.17249234

>>17249208
Are you one of those 'only cum once a day' plebs? Monstergirls ain't about that life

>> No.17249240

>>17249221
Ah, I thought you would go for 14k each.

>> No.17249269

>>17249240
I'm not THAT broodcrazy.
I am broodcrazy. Just not THAT much. 70 wifedaughters sounds good to me to live out my days in a throng of love, cuddles and fuck.

>> No.17249314

I want a fat bottomed cheshire loli to try and seduce me despite the fact that theres about ten years in age between us.

>> No.17249336

>>17249221
If you came inside with a full load 3 times a day, literally every day, it would take you twelve years until you could fulfill that requirement.

>> No.17249345

>>17249336
You can make it 6 years by cumming 6 times a day though.

>> No.17249356

>>17246792
Nice, good to see you're still kicking. Hope that IRL thing goes well.
Can't wait to throw more money at you.

>> No.17249371

>>17249345
Does that include oral ingestion too?

>> No.17249381
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What do Ratatoskr's use to send info between eachother?

>> No.17249383

>>17249336
I mean that's normal for a big family anyway really
I know a real family that has 9 kids and that's about the spread in age
Actually loner than that

>> No.17249388

>>17249381
Tree-mail.

>> No.17249393

>>17249381
Shota messengers. They have a whole network of them.

>> No.17249407

>>17249371
Can MGs get pregnant by blowjobs?

>> No.17249412

>>17249371
Swallowing semen can't get a girl pregnant, anon.

Maybe if shes a slime.

>> No.17249419

>>17249388
Clever.

>> No.17249420

>>17249407
That's pretty dumb even for MGE.
How about swallowing semen still builds up the pregancy meter, but to actually get it from the 99% mark to the 100% mark, you have to actually inseminate her.

>> No.17249422

>>17249420
*Unless she's a ghoul.

>> No.17249438

>>17249407
Only slime and slime-like monsters otherwise it's just stupid.

>> No.17249441

>>17249420
That's not how it works.

That's not how any of this works.

>> No.17249450

>>17249441
Mamonomana

>> No.17249460

>>17249450
No.

If the Demon Lord could magically conjure hybrid babies inside people her system wouldn't have the breeding problem all human/monster couples have to deal with.

>> No.17249480

So heard about that hlf guy in another
Could not find anything on Google about it
I figure you guys would know

>> No.17249485
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17249485

>>17249441
Fuck your rules. If I want to get 13,999 blowjobs from a god-level monstergirl and get her pregnant by having sex with her once, I'm going to do it.
I will freeze my semen into an icecube and throw it as hard as I can into a lava golem's vagina so she gets pregnant with my child.
I will hire a gunsmith to develop a hollow, biodegradable bullet I can fill with my semen so that I can impregnate slimes with a rifle from 2 miles away.
If the gods themselves deny me that right, then I'll fuck the gods themselves until they've got my children in their wombs.

>> No.17249489

>>17249480
>So heard about that hlf guy in another
The fuck are you talking about? Are you in the right thread?

>> No.17249498

>>17249480
>hlf
Herbalife LTD?
Heritage lottery fund?
Heidelberg Laureate Forum?

>> No.17249523

>>17249480
Human Liberation Force? Grigori?

>> No.17249538

>>17249523
Yeah I want to see what kind of train wreck that is out of morbid curiosity

>> No.17249553
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17249553

Daily reminder that from death can come life, in the eternal Cycle. Yet while not every death is peaceful, there is silence and solemnity afterwards.

>> No.17249568

>>17249553
Would undead girls want their soon-to-be husbands to die and then revive them so that they can join them in un-death.

>> No.17249578

>>17248972
A little late but you mah nigga m8

>> No.17249583
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17249583

>>17249480
He's the Hero we need, not deserve.

>> No.17249590

>>17249314
Age gap with pear-shaped lolis is the best

>> No.17249593

>>17249538
I don't think there's a solid timeline of events from the conception of the HLF idea. But last I remember, KC basically asked artists on Twitter not to do commissions for Grigori, which is hilarious on multiple levels.
I think after that, Grigori tried to hide his identity when attempting future commissions, but was found out or something.

>> No.17249598

>>17249590
Yep.

Would be even better to frustrate her when I keep resisting her 'feminine wiles'

>> No.17249599

>>17249593
>Up next, based lolicon mythological beast-girl enthusiast tells faggot to fuck off

>> No.17249608

>>17249593
>Was found out

Nigga he straight up told the artist he was Grigori

>>17249583
What a waste of an image. Could've atleast posted it in an imgur.

>> No.17249625

>>17249608
Oh. I thought he tried to hide his identity or something like that.
I guess if he didn't, and the artist knew about and cared enough about KC's twitter, then yeah, it was bound to happen.

>> No.17249642

>>17249593
http://i.imgur.com/eyGSbKt.jpg

It gets worse.

>> No.17249654

>>17249642
Dear lord he's such a fucking huge twat. What did shoggocks reply with?

>> No.17249664

>>17249654
The same way any rational person would. By blocking him.

>> No.17249670

>>17249642
Fucking hell, the way he types seems designed, right down to the letter, to piss people off as much as possible. It's like he's trying to sound smart but he has no idea how to actually use 80% of the words he's using.
I kind of hate that I share an opinion with him in that post.

>> No.17249671

>>17249642
What in the ever living fuck?

>> No.17249672

>>17249664
Good man shoggo. I mean, personally I would've given him the good old "shove a screw driver down your jap eye" and then block him but just blocking him works too.

And in sense, it starves him of the attention he craves so again, good job shoggo.

>> No.17249677

>>17249671
It's weaponized autism, Anon.

>> No.17249678

>>17249664
I have no Idea who shoggocks is but god bless him.

>> No.17249684

>>17249678
He's the creator of monstergirl quest.

>> No.17249693

>>17249684
That's... oh.
I don't even know what to say. This just makes that even worse.

>> No.17249698

>>17249684
>Implying
>Implying MGC isn't all about fucking Ilias

>> No.17249705

>>17247914
>not going along with it for a while with a bunch of other people
>not suddenly deciding to break the charade by pretending that you too have powers
>not enduring the autistic stares of everyone else as they glare daggers out of jealousy

>> No.17249706

Well looking at the HLF stuff makes me realize im not too deep into this shit and probably wont be as bad as that guy Grigori. Good shit guys.

>> No.17249713

>>17249684
I though that was torotoro

>> No.17249725
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17249725

Might as well call me King Midas because Daddy needs that Gold.

>> No.17249727

>>17249684
U w0t m8?

>> No.17249735

>>17249725
She looks cute and shy.

Gonna snuggle.

>> No.17249737
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17249737

>>17249693
I love it when people fall for the most blatant lies I can come up with.

>>17249713
It is. It's just fun to fuck with newfags.

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17249745

>>17249735
>Shy

>> No.17249752

>>17249725
Subarashi.

>> No.17249755

>>17249725
Where the hell is her nose?

>> No.17249757

>>17249755
It's that tiny little animu dot in the center of her face

>> No.17249760

>>17249745
That face is too cute to be lewd.
She probably pouts because she keeps getting called cute instead of sexy.

>> No.17249771

>>17249757
It's like a mouse snout.

>> No.17249774

>>17249713
It is

Heard he just had a kid

>> No.17249778
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17249778

>>17249485
>I will hire a gunsmith to develop a hollow, biodegradable bullet I can fill with my semen so that I can impregnate slimes with a rifle from 2 miles away.
The energy required to send that projectile 2miles away will mean that up close it will just pass thru the slime. Of course being hollow points it will expand but if you shoot a slime in the chest i don't think it will have time to properly expand and slime is softer then flesh. To add to that, the bullet will have to be significantly larger then common calibers to accept a decent payload. This fat bullet filled with a light material won't make it to 2 miles mark and the wind will easily divert the projectile. This means that you need to make an even bigger bullet with filler material to add weight like lead. Also 2miles is a ridiculous range, not many people have pulled off that kind of sharp shooting.

>> No.17249781

>>17249760
Gold Dragons are the lewdest metallics. They know the Kingdoms of Men covet such a precious metal so they pretend to be a wall-flower only to reveal how much of a beast in the sheets they really are. Just imagine a cake Gold Dragon revealing that she's read the Kama Sutra cover to cover in waiting for you to finally accept her betrothal.

Meanwhile a Copper Dragon would just annoy the man she's interested in with constant japes and jokes at his expense.

>> No.17249789

>>17249781
Copper dragons are the equivalent of dragon cheshires.

That gold dragon is cute!
She probably is just saying that to stop me from thinking shes more cute than sexy!

>> No.17249794

>>17249737
Damn you anon.

Come to think of it, what would be some fun way to trick a monster girl?

>> No.17249795

>>17249593
I really don't understand this fag's obsession with this HLF bullshit. It's turbo-autism at its max.

>> No.17249798

>>17249778
Fair point. I guess lower the range significantly, and take the shot from a height advantage then.
Or we can just skip the whole rifle business and go with the semen grenade launcher. Some slimegirl reassembly required.

>> No.17249802

>>17249789
>Convocation of the Dragons
>Probably one of the few times that Metallics and Chromatics get together
>Gold getting flustered by being called cute over sexy, her membranous fin-wings folded against her back
>Meanwhile, one Anon sees a Red Dragon with a beauty mark and waist length sex hair and seems to suffer a heart attack when the first thing she does to him is give her hips a gyration
>His dick straining against his pants as a tent mast

>> No.17249805

>>17249802
Would be fun to be there as an intermediary for the surrounding human lands.

IE: The guy who shows up to tell everyone else if they need to start preparing tribute wagons or not.

>> No.17249815

Daily reminder that Selkies hate being referred to as Sea Kobolds.

They prefer "EGG" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>> No.17249841

>>17249593
You forgot the best part
>creates entire new alias to get around the commission ban
>outright tells people he's grigori and blows his cover in 5 minutes

>> No.17249848

How often do you take your daughteru(s) to see her(their) grandparents? Which do they like better, your parents or your in-laws?

>> No.17249849

>>17249794
Giving a dog-girl an eyepatch and throwing food at her to see if she can catch it in her mouth.
Taking every flat plate piece of Lego an anubis owns, sticking them together in layers, and compressing them as much as possible.
Magically replacing your semen with confetti when you get a blowjob.
Polish all the non-carpet floors until they have a near-zero coefficient of friction, and don't tell your canine MG family about it when they come back home.
Cover every open doorway in the house with clingfilm to create an invisble barrier, and say something to get your slimegirl wife to rush to you as quickly as she can. Watch as she turns into a goo pancake against the invisible barrier.

>> No.17249860

>>17249815
What if I called her COSPLAY-TIER

>> No.17249864

>>17249860
That's when she gets the dragon pelt.

>> No.17249878

>>17249802
Putting dragons and dragonfags in the same place is like crossing the beams.

>> No.17249879

>>17249778
>Also 2miles is a ridiculous range
Not for artillery it isn't.

>> No.17249888

>>17249878
That's why they need neutral guys like me in there.

I enjoy dragons but no more than any other species, although I may lightly flirt with the chubby blue dragon that would rather be back in her desert getting tribute and the muscled, silver dragon that's keeping out for mischief.

>> No.17249894

>>17249879
But he mentioned a rifle, not artillery.

>> No.17249895

>>17249755
>they get mad when he adds a nose
>the get mad when he takes it away

Barb just can't win

>> No.17249897

Anubis mothers addicted to Tetris!

>> No.17249911

>>17249895
I'd be fine if he stuck with the good inbetween artstyle he proposed on his Tumblr poll a while back. But instead this thread just bitched to "make it more anime". Now his drawings perpetually look like droopy-eyed downs sufferers, like Clannad characters.

>> No.17249912

>>17249815
Selkies are like that one rare monster in a very specific location of the map that most players never encounter even if they finish the game
They're still cute though

>>17249860
A lot of monster girls would get triggered if you called them cosplay, Selkies would definitely be one of them because the truth hurts

>> No.17249915

>>17249894
An artillery can be a de-facto rifle if need be just look at russians using them as AT guns in WW2, just gotta aim it right.
Plus 2miles is well under standard issue range of rifles, hitting the target is the tricky deal.

>> No.17249927

>>17249815
Explain please?

>> No.17249933

>>17249927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltNfIA5kzt0

Here you go, your crash course in how to speak dog-mermaid.

>> No.17249943

>>17249888
Yeah, I guess having some neutral guys would help to keep everyone in check. No one wants to trigger a sex competition in the meeting.

>> No.17249944

>>17249933
I haven't laughed like that in a while. Thanks anon.

I would definitely enjoy bullying a selkie.

>> No.17249947
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17249947

New Summer-themed commission! Not sure which pose to go for though.

>> No.17249952

>>17249933
Would you spend your life with a selkie if this was the only language she communicated in?
All the mouth-fart sounds are included.

>> No.17249955

>>17249879
>artillery shells loaded with semen
anon are you okay

>> No.17249956

>>17249947
B, obviously.

>> No.17249957

>>17249933

>Think visiting the wilderness would make for a great vacation
>For some stupid reason your dumb ass decided on Alaska
>Selkie mating season
>The hills are alive with the sound of JonTron

>> No.17249960

>>17249947
A or C, B feels too passive.
But go with what you want, ultimately.

>> No.17249962

>>17249957
There is nothing wrong with Alaska though.

>> No.17249963

>>17249943
And I would be more than willing to do such a thing, even if its a bunch of boring negotiations.

>> No.17249969

>>17249947
A is better. Has a better view of her whole body and who doesn't like spread legs?

>> No.17249971

>>17249962

I had a moose destroy my car because the pussy it was chasing was on the other side of the road.

Fuck Alaska.

>> No.17249977

>>17249944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk

Dog-mermaids are prime bullying material. Especially when they mutter something that vaguely sounds like "I like my poop"

>> No.17249985

>>17249947
A or B. The whale eye looks off putting. She should be calm and comfortable.
>>17249952
Harkness Test: FAILED

>> No.17249988

>>17249977

I didn't realize they move so...ungracefully compared to what we normally compare mermaids with. I want to bully. I want to bully them just out of arms reach and take two steps back every time they get closer.

>> No.17249993

>>17249985
HISS

GRONK

Don't forget the body langauge clause.

>> No.17249995

>>17249971
I hope the cat got away.

>> No.17250003

>>17249971
Anyone have the drawing of Moose-chan being genkii and plowing through the snow?

>> No.17250007

I want to happen upon a Nerdy oni, minotaur, and jinko only to find that they're just strongfat versions of the regular types only with glasses on and an interest in DnD.

>> No.17250008

>>17249963
Make sure to throw a death glare when a dragon becomes too interested in an anon and starts licking her lips and looking too much at him. It's easy to notice when they have a prey in mind because of the sensual tail movements.

>> No.17250014

>>17250008
Would do.

It's like herding cats in a way.

Big, muscled, fire breathing cats.

>> No.17250102

>>17249993
I'm pretty sure it says "do not assume body language means what you think it means" or something to that effect in big bold letters.

>> No.17250108

>>17250014
>Say my cat's name
>he comes running
>will not leave until forced to do so
And people say herding cats is hard.

>> No.17250109

>>17249947
A

>> No.17250120

>>17250102
It says be careful of the ambiguity in it, and only use it as a means of communication when all other methods of communication have failed.

>> No.17250121

>>17250108
I don't know anon, with dragons things might be different. They might hold it in for a while but at some point she'll just unleash an inferno of pent up lust on her prey.

>> No.17250126

>>17249911
>his drawings perpetually look like droopy-eyed downs sufferers, like Clannad characters.
This, Barb is fantastic in most cases but anons claiming that the faces look good need their eyes checked.

>> No.17250137
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17250137

The sabbath need to up their game and make chicken familiars.

>> No.17250145

>>17250137
I want to prep that bird for eating!

>> No.17250149

>>17250145
Lewd.

>> No.17250167

>>17250149
What can I say?
I would love some big, meaty chicken thighs and breasts.

>> No.17250170

>>17250145
>>17250167
[Insert GreenTeaNeko Comic Here]

>> No.17250174

>>17250167
Me too, i'm hungry as hell right now.

>> No.17250175

>>17249911
>>17250126
>it's the "anime style art sucks" guy again

>> No.17250186

>>17250137
Reminds mes of taiga

>> No.17250188

>>17250170
Gonna get some Kielbasa with the family later for my birthday.

Shits delicious.

Would happily trick and tease that bird by getting her nice and plump with spoiling.

>> No.17250191

>>17250175
That's not what's being said. What's being said is that Barb was forced into adopting a style of drawing that doesn't suit him, and it looks worse for it.
I'm all for anime style art, but it's not the only style that looks good, and there's times where it just looks downright bad, too.

>> No.17250200
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17250200

>>17250186
Please don't associate cutest potato with an abusive tsundere.

>> No.17250210

>>17250200
Silly Anon. Potatoes aren't cute, they are for eating.

>> No.17250218

>>17250210
I'd eat that one (out) or make creamy potatoe.

>> No.17250221

>>17250186
Tiny jinkos?

>> No.17250241

>>17250218
Goddammit! What does one has to do to get decent food around here?

>> No.17250248

>>17250200
Taiga isn't a tsundere

>> No.17250249

>>17250241
Stuff a turkey (girl)

>> No.17250280

>>17250249
>Go out saying i'm hungry
>Monster girls everywhere tell me to eat them
If this happens then who's denser, me or them?

>> No.17250287

>>17250280
All depends on who initiates the meal.

>> No.17250295

>>17250287
I did.

>> No.17250296

>>17250295
Then it would be her.

The person initiating the action is always less dense.

>> No.17250345

Friendly reminder that if you aren't having sex with your monstergirl daughterus on the regular, you are doing the wrong thing.

>> No.17250350

>17250345
>Notto disu shite again

>> No.17250353
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17250353

Yandere Mommas.

>> No.17250358

>>17250353
But I don't want a traumatised childhood living in fear of my own mother's actions.

>> No.17250363

>>17250345
Friendly reminder that if you aren't having sex with every single monster girl while your wife makes dinner, you are doing it wrong.

>> No.17250368

>>17250353
sexy sexy fangs

>> No.17250377

>>17250353
I'd fly away with my monster girlfriend before she catches us.

>> No.17250418

>>17250353
Oh Kloah, you so crazy.

>> No.17250453

Would you let your waifu keep you in a chastity cage anon?

>> No.17250457

>>17250453
I hope she does, for some teasing and to show that that area belongs to her.

>> No.17250458

>>17250453
No.

>> No.17250461

>>17250453
>chastity cage
A very interesting way of saying house arrest.

>> No.17250462
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17250462

Spooky Mansion Strikeforce GO!

>> No.17250467

>>17250453
Only if I get to keep her in one too.

>> No.17250470

>>17250353
What is going on there

>> No.17250471

>>17250461
Hey, there's nothing wrong with your waifu not letting you go outside.

It's for your own safety after all.

>> No.17250474

>>17250462
What's that girl on the far right? Also nice work form barbu

>> No.17250475

>>17250453
No, shit's gay.

>> No.17250478

>>17250474
Looks like a cute, younger Vampire.

>> No.17250479

>>17250453
Most definitely I would! Chastity play is quite nice whether I'm being kept in it, or I'm keeping my waifu and/or daughteru in it, or if we're doing a family chastity competition to see who can hold out against the other two for the longest. Chastity is a great way to prove that we are all owned by each other, kind of like collars but in a more overt way.

A chastity cage, some latex underwear and a collar with a leash would be my standard 'waifu's pet' outfit as well.

>> No.17250490

>>17250475
What's gay about your waifu proving she owns you?

>> No.17250496

>>17250453
Only for some time. A week at max.

>> No.17250526

>>17250353
I don't speak egyptian. What does it say?

>> No.17250549

>>17250453
Chastity cages remind me of NTR shit for some reason. No thanks.

>> No.17250551

>>17250462
Looks nice, Vampire needs more SMUG

>> No.17250589

>>17250353
One of you weebs needs to tell me what this gook is saying.

>> No.17250592
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17250592

>>17250479

>> No.17250620

>>17250592
Whatever anon.

>> No.17250626

>>17250620
To be perfectly honest, I don't mind it at all. Sometimes I straight up like it, too.
I'm just foilposting for the heck of it.

>> No.17250629

>>17250626
Okay then.

>> No.17250636

Cold, domineering, dismissive vampires who reward you by letting you drink wine from their long legs and be graced to let your face be their seat, worthless thrall.
Becoming an incubus and having the same vampire dreamily sigh when you enter the room and want to please you in every way imaginable, her panties getting wet and little moans escaping her lips just seeing you wink at her.

>> No.17250639

I want to be controlled by a Pharaoh.

She'll treat me like a dog.

>> No.17250662

>>17250636
Ruined it with spoiler

>> No.17250667

>>17250639
I want to treat her like a dog.

>> No.17250674

>>17250639
Ah yes. "Anon the exotic sexpet" What a wonderful life to live.

>> No.17250675

>>17250662
So you'd rather stay her insignificant, worthless little lapdog that has to file her nails and tongue bathe her feet while she annoyedly pours wine over your head to humiliate you, telling you you're a pathetic waste of flesh that's lucky to be allowed to even see her let alone run your tongue along her toes?

>> No.17250676

>>17250636
>Not taking what you want from them right from the start, secure in the knowledge that despite their protests, their bodies can't resist the touch of a man

>> No.17250677
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17250677

>>17250353
In the first speech bubble, she's going "Ahu Ahu, ma-a ma-a," with a little heart at the end.
Then "Anoro tsuta-u. Kon na mono so." Then there's some two kanji symbols with a "shi" connecting them, followed by "tsute...."

What does it mean? I have no idea. Also this is coming from someone who's spent literally no time at all studying the language. I just used a hiragana chart.

>> No.17250679

>>17250674
Yes, being treated as a mere pet is wonderful

Since she treats me like an actual dog. By which I mean petting my head and calling me a good boy.

>> No.17250681

>>17250639
You'd think she'd have experience with that sort of thing, considering all the anubi she'd keep around.

>> No.17250687

>>17250679
Come on, surely you want a better life then that.

>> No.17250691

>>17250676
So a Vampire Cunter. Truly the Chads of the vampire - man - dhampir - incubus cycle.

>> No.17250693

>>17250675
That sounds pretty great.

>> No.17250695

>>17250676
>This delusion

>> No.17250698
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17250698

How big do you like your dragons?

>> No.17250699

>>17250687
Sounds like a pretty good life anon. Also means you probably get to fuck her doggy style as a reward sometimes.

>> No.17250701

>>17250687
Like what?

>> No.17250710

>>17250698
about 15ft tall with rock hard abs you could grate a potato on

>> No.17250713
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17250713

>>17250698
Big enough that I can comfortably sit in her cleavage and laugh while all the dragonless peasants look up at us and despair.

>> No.17250722
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17250722

>>17250677
Even though I don't know moon, I can tell that the context of the image relies on Berserkers intense Jocasta Complex.

>> No.17250723

>>17250636
Mr. Rogers taught me that loving someone is accepting the way that person is.
I would never give MGE vampires the time of day.

>> No.17250726
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17250726

I want to sing a duet with my waifu!

>> No.17250725

>>17250710
>>17250713
>Giantessfags coming out of the woodwork

>> No.17250728
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17250728

>>17250698
5ft in height. Smol Dragons, with big personalities.

>> No.17250731

>>17250722
>This will never be your Onee-san
Why even live?

>> No.17250736
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17250736

>>17250725
>Implying we ever left
I'm not exclusively a giantessfag, but I wouldn't turn one down. There are definitely limits on how big I'll go though, and I'll be the first to say most macro fetish art is pure unadulterated shit.

>> No.17250737
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17250737

>>17250453
She can keep me in one for the rest of our marriage if she wants. But keep in mind, her version of a chastity cage is her vagina. She'd hate to see some whore steal me away from her, especially that goddamn pharaoh bitch.

>> No.17250740

>>17250725
>he doesn't want to be a giantess' dildo
Wew lad

>> No.17250743

>>17250699
>>17250701
You could be in control of your own life rather then a slave.

>> No.17250749
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17250749

>>17248393
>Yeti is still too hot in 40F weather
>She wants to take you to a cold spring to cool off
>Yuki-onnas, Glacies, Ice Queens, White Horns, and Yetis frequent the ice baths to keep cool in the summer
>CC Wendigo owner is a nice girl and always accommodating to new visitors
>Yeti has heart pupils and won't take no for an answer

>> No.17250755
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17250755

>>17250725
>he cant handle the mightiest of girls
sabbath is that way anon

>> No.17250756

>>17250743
Yeah, but then I couldn't be a sub for a pharaoh's loving petplay fantasies.

>> No.17250763

>>17247485
looks more like she would get stuck in that window.

>> No.17250778

>>17250756
Don't be silly. You're giving up so much just so she can hold your leash.

>> No.17250791

>>17250778
Anon I'd give everything I own to have that. I'd even give up my understanding of the English language so I can bark for my pharoah mistress.

>> No.17250793

>>17250698
6'

>> No.17250799
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17250799

>>17250725
They're not giants!

They're just big boned!

>> No.17250806

>>17250698
6'5 or 6'6 a little bet taller me just enough so that i can be the little spoon for once

>> No.17250815

>>17250778
Well, that's fair. You need to work hard or make sacrifices for good things, after all.
It makes sense that you'd have to give a lot for something as great as a pharaoh hugging you into her bosom, ruffling your hair, and cooing pleasantries into your ear with her Word of God.

>> No.17250830

>>17250815
So you don't mind being objectified.

>> No.17250846
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17250846

>>17250830
If that object just so happens to be a dog, then no, I don't mind it.

>> No.17250894

What sttongfat waifu do you have?

>> No.17250902

dont trust lilims they are sluts who sleep with probably thousands of guys

>> No.17250903

>>17250894
Want to try that again?

>> No.17250904

>>17250902
You're thinking of the OC ones.

>> No.17250916

>>17250902
You're retarded.

>> No.17250925

>>17250902
keep telling yourself that paladin-chan

>> No.17250926

>>17250902
This Anon is right, Lillims are no good. Why not join the order and spend time with Paladin-chan? She's pure and would never betray you.

>> No.17250932

>>17250894
None cuz I'm not a fag

>> No.17250942

>>17250743
>implying I want control of this worthless existence
>implying I don't want to make someone else happy and give my life purpose

>> No.17250949

>>17250904
no they are turbo nymphos
>>17250916
no you
>>17250925
>>17250926
these anons get it

>> No.17250950

>>17250904
No Anon hes right. All Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17250954

>>17250902
So what if they have? I'd marry her even if she was a 2000 year old lilim who has slept with million guys and had kids. There's something to be said if she felt that you were that best cock she had out of them all.

>> No.17250958

I want paladin-chan to leave

>> No.17250972

>>17250950
Lilims are a necessary evil in order to create demon realms and create more monsters

>> No.17250983

>>17250954
>So what if they have? I'd marry her even if she was a 2000 year old lilim who has slept with million guys
Thats like more than 10 guys a day.

>> No.17250995

>>17250983
Easily managable when you can warp space and time itself to suit your whims.

>> No.17251001

>>17250972
>necessary evil
No.

>> No.17251005

>>17250954
Don't make me say it

>> No.17251031

>>17251001
why not?

>> No.17251039

>>17250926
>tfw no Lilim and Paladin-Chan who fight constantly over your v-card

>> No.17251048

>>17247629
Someone needs to write about the differences in how Manticores and Hellhounds C L A I M a guy. It could be pretty heartwarming to see the small ways a Hellhound makes sure their sub is enjoying being dominated.

>> No.17251064

I bought Monster Musume vol 3. Why Centorea appear in 2 covers in a row?

>> No.17251066

>>17251048
>a Hellhound makes sure their sub is enjoying being dominated
[continued laughter]

>> No.17251068

>>17251064
Because breasts and Saber archetype.

>> No.17251072
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17251072

>>17250958
Pally is a nice doctor who helps young jubs

>> No.17251075

>>17251066
Compared to a Manticore they are.

>Being sadistic, and infinitely lustful, they enjoy aggressively violating human men and milking their spirit energy. Because of their cruel disposition, they purposefully do not deny the fake stories being told in some anti-monster states about “monsters that feast on human flesh,” and they act as if they really do eat humans. Many of them enjoy the look of a man in terror, and how the reaction changes afterward when he is bewildered by pleasure.

Plus their profile has this in it:

>With their excellent sense of smell, they acutely sense the odor of the human men who will end up as their prey, and attack and rape them as soon as they find them without any regard for consent. . . They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male.

>> No.17251076

I want a big strong MG to hold me.
I just want to fall asleep in her arms and forget the pain.
Please let the pain end.

>> No.17251080
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17251080

>>17251066
>He's too weak to enjoy a strong, powerful hellhound who doesn't mind letting loose in the bedroom and getting wild

Look at him and laugh.

>> No.17251082
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17251082

>>17250003
Moose-chan is in a hurry!

>> No.17251085

>>17251066
One of the two species has the "cruel" personality tag.
I think you can figure out which one.

>> No.17251088

>>17251072
Pally is fine in a good person.

paladin-chan is a attention whore.

>> No.17251095

>>17251076
>No Greentext series about Monstergirls who've only been with their husbands for a few weeks
>And realize they went through a fuckton of pain in an awful world.

It would be like getting your Waifu but every sad fic about her is real.

>> No.17251100

>>17251088
>paladin-chan is an attention whore.
Rude. She just wants what's best for you anon. And what's best for you is to say your prayers three times a day, have dinner ready when she gets home, and father as many sons as her human womb can hold.

>> No.17251108

>>17251100
That doesn't sound any good.

>> No.17251110

>>17251100
two things

1. no

2. make me

>> No.17251111

>>17250755
Gigantes-chan is a good girl, with a big heart! Also, having a Gigantes as a homestay means you get a big house.

>> No.17251116

>>17251072
I want that frying pan.

>> No.17251119

>>17251110
>make me
I'd think that you'd have learned by now, but in MGE that is considered a challenge.

>> No.17251121

>>17251111
>Gigantes as a homestay means you get a big house.

it be like being a mouse in a mansion.
she'd have to carry you everywhere.
you'd just be like one of those small dogs girls carry around with them all the time.

>> No.17251131

>>17251121
It'd be great, you'd be able to beat all the traffic on the way to work, you can just ride on her shoulder as she strides across the city.

>> No.17251134

>>17251076
There is this woman called Drident

>> No.17251148
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>> No.17251161

>you will never be a house husband of a big strong MG
>you will never offer her your body as she returns from work
>she will never grab you and cuddle you on the couch
>she will never tell you how much she loves you
>you will never be free of the pain of reality

Either I get a dog soon to keep me company or it's the old hangman's rope for me, we are only here to suffer.

>> No.17251163

>>17251076

This. I want a big girl to hold me and make me feel safe and wanted.

>> No.17251166

>>17251100
Makes me remember that one story where paladin-chan gets cucked by a black dragon.

>> No.17251167

>>17251148
Fenrir can is for pampering and ear scratching along with giving a sandwitch because dear lord that's a skinny wolfu.

>> No.17251169
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17251169

>>17250983
>>17250902
>have a millenia old lilim wife
>she's screwed millions of men over the years
>world's most well known porn star
>you name it; she's done it
>her name pops up in every category on porn websites
>creampie, lesbian, big tits, bondage, gangbang, anal, interracial, public, etc.
>you get to screw one of the most experienced women in the world
>her work over the years has left her filthy rich
>when she's off doing a new porn shoot, you have plenty of fapping material of your wife
>she's still generous however, doing a yearly sweepstakes where guys can enter to get a night with her

>> No.17251170

>>17251082
Can you milk meese? I want to try.

>> No.17251174
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17251174

>>17251121
I imagine in an EMG homestay situation, extra facilities would be installed for use by her and you. A massive walk-in shower with two faucets and showerheads, at human height and giantess height, with a larger system for her. That sort of thing.
The water bill would be pretty high though. Especially considering running a bath for her would be like filling a small swimming pool.

>> No.17251183

>>17251169
I absolutely hate using the word "cuck", because of how much of a meme it's become.
That said, this is the most cuck post. If you'd just said past partners, then sure, whatever. But that's just too far by a mile or several.

>> No.17251186

Different flavors of ghost.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=63608251

>> No.17251191

>>17251169
If i could eradicate a monster species it would be lillims. Disgusting harlot

>> No.17251201

I desire a pudgy, shortstack jinko with glasses.

>> No.17251202

>>17251186
Gimme the sli- No wait, gimme the fox. She's got arm and leg fur, that makes her an instant 10/10.

What unique, supernatural properties would each kind of ghost there have, do you think?

>> No.17251204

>>17251169

As if being the most used good in history isn't bad enough, she doesn't even stop after marriage?

The very definition of a cuck.

If my waifu did porn it would only be with me.

>> No.17251221

>>17251169
Kill yourself

>> No.17251231
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17251231

>>17251080
Hellhounds are a monster girl for true patricians

>> No.17251236

>>17251161
I'm sure you've heard it before, but look into adopting. You could be the one to make a dog's life go from limbo to the highest of heaven just by showing him or her love.

>> No.17251238

>>17251231
Please describe what it's like to fall asleep with one who is relieved to finally be able to keep you safe.

>> No.17251239

>>17251231
You mean for the basic.

>> No.17251245

>>17251231
Stay back! Hound of Hades!

>> No.17251253

>>17251169
See this is why i told you lilims are no good whores who don't love you.

>> No.17251257

>>17251245
Honestly, I would gladly take an oppai loli smug squad.

>> No.17251259

>>17251111
shes my height ceiling for big girls but being able to take a nap on top of her stomach would be heavenly

>> No.17251260

>>17251253
Lilims even try to attack dragon's husbands because their cum is too strong and good.

>> No.17251262
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17251262

>>17251238
I bet it would be the warmest, softest experience. Your face pressed into her soft cleavage mofu, which smells slightly of various spices, her fluffy, well toned arms wrapped tightly around you as though she would lose you if she let go, her natural body heat keeping you warm with no need for a blanket, feeling her hot breath against your ear as she whispers sweet nothings into your ear, smiling with her eyes closed knowing that you know she will always protect you.

>> No.17251264
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17251264

>>17251245
She's evil! She can't be allowed to enter the mortal realm!

>> No.17251268

>>17251174
>worrying about her water bill
>not worrying how much it would cost to feed a girl of such mighty porportions

>> No.17251270
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17251270

Are you really gonna let down this fairy?

>> No.17251275

>>17251167
You realize that her arm fluff is covering up her sides.

>> No.17251276

>>17251275
A sandwich.

Maybe a nice steak sandwich.

>> No.17251279

>>17251276
Fenrir is one of those magical girls that will forever look petite like that. It's a side effect of the chains.

>> No.17251283

>>17251270
Yes. I don't like to draw.

>> No.17251285

>>17251279
Then the answer is obvious.

I must break the chains.

>> No.17251295
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17251295

I don't need magic or muscle, all I need is love!

>> No.17251298

>>17251270
I would draw depictions of me doing lewd things to my Leanan Sidhe Art Teacher if I could.

>> No.17251302

>>17251231
I honestly think the hellhound is the best design KC's put out.

>>17251238
Imagine a feeling of ultimate safety and security. Not just in that moment, but knowing that, while you lie with her, shrouded in her warmth and breathing in her mystical, spicy scent, no harm will befall you. You're with someone who'll love you and support you through the best and worst times of your life, and who'll even surpass death to ensure your wellbeing.
Utter peace and serenity, as you bear the weight of a big, strong, slowly snoring hellhound atop you in the middle of the night, the latent ember-like glow of her body illuminating the room in shades of faint red and orange. Knowing that you make her happy by being with her, and that she wants the same for you.

>> No.17251308

mge the musical

>> No.17251309

>>17251295
I want the thickest, most oppai devil I can get.

Gonna snuggle her and cuddle her after a long day at work.

>> No.17251313

>>17251285
That won't change anything, it's how she is now. Even if you give her a whole ocean of holst milk to drink she won't grow up, she'll just look like the good Fenfen we all know and love.

>> No.17251314

>>17251302
>I honestly think the hellhound is the best design KC's put out.
It's one of the best, visually. Otherwise not so much.

>> No.17251318

>>17251295
>tfw Oppai Devil 'Cult Mom' to take care of your Demon Cult's members.

>> No.17251321

>>17251313
Well, the answer is obvious now.

I must acquire the reality warping powers necessary to enable such a thing.

>> No.17251324

>>17251318
Weird, I never really liked that devil drawing too much, but when you said "mom" my dick got hard.

I might have a milf fetish.

>> No.17251328
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17251328

>>17251308
I'd buy tickets.

>> No.17251329
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17251329

>"A-Anon-sama, what should we do...? This is way too scary."

>> No.17251330

>>17251253
Don't blame Lilims for anon's cuck fantasies.

>> No.17251332

>>17251321
No can do. The only thing you can do however, is love her the way she is.

>> No.17251334

>>17251324
Each morning she makes the cult members pancakes, does their laundry, keeps the place clean or helps them with other 'needs'.

>> No.17251338

>>17251328
would you bring a date?

>> No.17251342

>>17251334
I would love to be a member of that cult.

>> No.17251349
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17251349

>>17251262
>I bet it would be the warmest, softest experience. Your face pressed into her soft cleavage mofu, which smells slightly of various spices, her fluffy, well toned arms wrapped tightly around you as though she would lose you if she let go, her natural body heat keeping you warm with no need for a blanket, feeling her hot breath against your ear as she whispers sweet nothings into your ear, smiling with her eyes closed knowing that you know she will always protect you.

>>17251302
>Imagine a feeling of ultimate safety and security. Not just in that moment, but knowing that, while you lie with her, shrouded in her warmth and breathing in her mystical, spicy scent, no harm will befall you. You're with someone who'll love you and support you through the best and worst times of your life, and who'll even surpass death to ensure your wellbeing.
Utter peace and serenity, as you bear the weight of a big, strong, slowly snoring hellhound atop you in the middle of the night, the latent ember-like glow of her body illuminating the room in shades of faint red and orange. Knowing that you make her happy by being with her, and that she wants the same for you.

I wish Hellhounds were real.

>> No.17251352

>>17251332
That'll be a given but I think we can make this work.

Even disregarding my own love of pudge, she'd probably want to start putting on muscle to aid her in combat.


Reality warping powers are necessarily

>> No.17251353

>>17251328
Phantoms are AdOrAbLe

>> No.17251354

>>17251169

>Being this okay with someone THAT unfaithful

She doesn't deserve a husband and you don't deserve to live.

>> No.17251356

>>17251329
Fennec doesn't seem very concerned.

>> No.17251364

>>17251329
>One loli is holding a tire for some reason
>The other loli is smug as fuck despite being in danger
>A medusa is hunting them down with a bow
>In some kind of ancient temple
This image doesn't make any sense.

>> No.17251365

>>17251356
She's about to push Raccoon out and make a run for it.

>> No.17251366

>>17251352
>muscle
She might get stronger, but her body won't change. The chains that bind her exist and don't exist at the same time and they'll keep her like that.

One way you could do it however, is change your own perception.

>> No.17251369

>>17251364
They were trying to change their car's tire and got a little but lost.

>> No.17251373

>>17251366
....No, now it sounds like I need to acquire some Pan dimensional power as they most likely bind her to some sort of other realm that she can't access normally.


Nothing a little scrying and planeshifting can't fix.

>> No.17251374

>>17251314
Yeah, that's what I meant.
I also think the profile personality is great as far as the traditional, quintessential monstergirl goes, but I guess I can understand if people aren't into that. Not everyone can have good taste, after all.

Anyway, hellhounds are probably my second favourite MGE, but my first favourite is pretty much a foil as far as personality goes.

>> No.17251377

>>17251338
No, but I'd leave with one.

>> No.17251379

>>17251364

Wheel probably has a reflective surface with that kind of hubcap on it. Smug one probably didn't draw the short straw to go out there and use it.

>"If she gets turned to stone, I'll have anon-sama all to myself! Ufufufu~"

>> No.17251383

>>17251373
Looking like Fenrir is part of herself. You could try erasing her existence and building your own snow doggy from the bottom up, but that wouldn't really be her anymore.

>> No.17251385
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>>17251364
They have fun.

>> No.17251391

Where can i find bob artwork?

>> No.17251394

>>17251383
I'm not erasing her existence, I'm just allowing the wolfu to have breasts, put on muscle, and look different.....Although it may simply be easier to learn high level transmutation spells and just power through whatever spell resistance she has.

>> No.17251396

>>17251391
You asked this at the end of the last thread too. You mean artwork done for his stories? Because all of it is done by less, so look there.

>> No.17251401

>>17251385
This triggers the /k/.

>> No.17251404

>>17251401
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17251414

>>17251338
I'd bring two. A Slime waifu can split herself into twins, so I can have two hot dates on my arm.
>>17251353
Phantoms are super cute, and underrated. I'd slip into a dream world with one just to check it out.

>> No.17251423

>>17251394
You know when you use a really high level, world destroying spell on an elemetal and the only thing that pops up is "immune"? That's how she works.

You either love the petite wolfu or you don't.

>> No.17251444

>>17251423
Baleful polymorph begs to differ.

Being an outsider doesn't prevent polymorphing, only restricts it to high level spells.


Then again, just casting wish would get the same thing done.

>> No.17251453

>>17251183
>>17251191
>>17251204
>>17251221
>>17251253
>>17251354
>taking the bait

>> No.17251454

>>17251444
She is like that forever, anon. The most you can do to change her body is impregnating her, but even then it'll only last for around 5 months.

It's possible you have more chances at making 10 hellhounds your bitches than to change her body, even with high levels spells and drinking from toilets.

>> No.17251456

>>17251302
Would she guard your grave once you've passed on?

>> No.17251465

>>17251454
That's what the wish is for.
A simple change from Outsider to Humanoid would fix all that.

Besides, the chains are binding chains, they don't have any affect on her body.

>> No.17251470

>>17251453
Yeah kind of obvious someone is shitposting already had cuck shit being posted in the last two threads that sounds the same as this one

>> No.17251473
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>"Uh...? Ah! Welcome. Yes, this is the St. Lukas Shelter for Wayward Girls."
>"I assure you that the mess you see is only a rare occurrence, and that the maid are currently working on i- Naberius! How many times have I told you must wear pants outside of the dormitories!?

>"BITE ME, BITCH!"

>"Ghg!... Oh! Am so sorry for Naberius' language. She's been a hard case from the start, and completely incorrigible. Now, what can I help you with?

>> No.17251481

>>17251465
What are you on about, anon? Even if you made her into a frog she would still look like fenrir, anything that has any effect on her body just doesn't work. The chains bounded her to herself.

>> No.17251488
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17251488

>>17251349
i bet hellhounds glow in the dark

>> No.17251494

>>17251473
For such a tough girl, she wears cute panties.

>>17251481
The chains are as much a part of her as my pants are a part of me.

They can be removed and whatever effect they had will go with them.

>> No.17251495

>>17251473
Read
>bite me, bitch
As the hodgetwins voice. Kek.

>> No.17251496

>>17251488
Would make it easy to see little wan daughterus trying to sneak through the dark.

>> No.17251497

https://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD
Tsukumogami, update line 1181.

It's been a bit. Gram and Kat make their way into the mountains, while Gram stubbornly shoulders the dwarfcubus' magic. It goes about as well as you'd expect it to. As always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome and I hope you guys enjoy it.

>> No.17251505

>>17251494
And that's where you're wrong. Fenrir already became one with the chains.

Another option you have is to travel back in time and stay with the unchained one.

>> No.17251508

>>17251473
>You will never help the qt landlady with managing the place and making the tenants behave
Need to discipline the Hellhounds.

>> No.17251509

>>17251505
That or I simply put a flaw in the chain that allows them to be broken without recourse by me later on.

>> No.17251510

What mgs would prey upon orphanages? Which would be agaonst it?

>> No.17251514

>>17251349
Join the club. They've got "hell" in their name, but it'd be more like heaven to spend your life with one.
Just imagine what it'd be like to simply have one in your room. That feeling of presence and overt supernatural power, and the heat of an open fire just by being near her. Seven or more feet of fur, muscle and soft curves, oozing sensual confidence and strength.

>>17251488
Like their claws are red-hot steel. Like their fur is made from smoke and embers. Like their veins pump lava beneath their skin, and their eyes burn with undying fire.

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>>17247468
That Anon should have installed these. He's not getting any sleep now.

>> No.17251518

>>17251510
*against

>> No.17251521

>>17251509
>Flaw in the chains that bind Fenrir
You've already made it abundantly clar you've no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.17251523

>>17251510
I could tell you which MGs are most likely to end up in orphanages, deductively.

>> No.17251524

We're half way through 2017, where the fuck are my monstergirls?

>> No.17251529

>>17251523
Alp babies?

>> No.17251531

>>17251509
That won't do. Story would change too much and you wouldn't get the end you were expecting or the dwarves would laugh at you.

>> No.17251533
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>>17251473
I want that wan to give me lovebites! She can bite me!

>>17251488
Imagine coming home one day and finding your hellhound waifu sprawled out on the bed, ready for you, the room lit with the soft glow of her eyes.

>>17251514
>Just imagine what it'd be like to simply have one in your room.

A man can dream.

>> No.17251536

>>17251517
Would the Succubus community complain loudly about it?

>> No.17251538

>>17251517
Please don't bully Morrigan.
She's already suffered enough from her MvCI redesign.

>> No.17251539

>>17251536
Yes.

>> No.17251541

>>17251529
Those are just succubus. Chaos girls are most likely to end up orphans, followed by species that have broods of young like Vamp Mosquitoes.

>> No.17251542

>>17251521
Anon, they break on Ragnarok, therefore they either already have a flaw that can be exploited or have one already built into them.

Nothing is perfect, not even something built by dwarves.

>> No.17251545

>>17251531
Then I just have to bring about Ragnarok, wait for her to break them, and abscond with her.

>> No.17251549

>>17251497
Hot damn Peny, I haven't read stuff in a while. Keep up the good work.

>> No.17251552

>>17251536
Not as loudly as you'd think. The windows are cheeky but you'll have to go outside eventually~

>> No.17251555

>>17251545
It would be too late by then. It's either no chains or chains.

>> No.17251559

>>17251549
Will do, anon. Glad you liked it.

>> No.17251560

>>17251555
And I've been talking about getting the chains off.

Once the chains are off, we're set.

>> No.17251562

>>17251552
Not if i'm a neet.

>> No.17251563

>>17251456
It's a nice thought. Considering their background, they'd probably have a lot of sway in the world beyond. Enough to protect you from the other side, especially if your grave was some kind of junction point to your spirit in the afterlife.

I wouldn't want her to spend every hour of every day there, though. One's life shouldn't be spent dwelling on a dead person, even if that person was the most important thing in the world to them.
We'd be together soon enough anyway, in the grand scheme of things.

>> No.17251566

>>17251560
Okay, so you are going to be settling with past fenrir then and starting another timeline. Present one will head off to do something else and everyone is happy.

>> No.17251567

>>17251536
It's not uncommon for demons and demonic entities to be unable to enter a domicile without being invited.
It's the heavenly host you need to keep from breaking and entering.

>> No.17251568

>>17251510
They would be all be for the other way around, though.

>> No.17251570

>>17251566
Or I can just simply find a way to break the current chains.

They break on Ragnarok and Fenrir is set free, meaning that they can be broken besides that.


Or I just fucking give her the sandwich like I said in the beginning because the chains are merely super strong chains, not some metaphysical essence binding shit that prevent her from aging, building muscle, getting pregnant or a whole host of other things.

They
Are
Chains

>> No.17251581

>>17251570
This is "I am stronger than a literal god" levels of autism now.

>> No.17251582
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Don't worry, the weapons are only for if you refuse.

>> No.17251588

>>17251582
I like when monsters have a romance plan before they resort to rape. At least they tried, and it's the thought that counts.

>> No.17251589

>>17251570
>Or I can just simply find a way to break the current chains
>they are chains
Like I've said, you'll have an easier time dominating a hellhound. I wouldn't worry though, you could always get yourself a blue wolfy and Fenrir could always find a guy that likes her no matter what.

>> No.17251591

>>17251581
The only reason we reached this point is because someone decided that Fenrir's chains are some sort of metaphysical bullshit instead of being simple, super strong chains.

Once we starting adding imaginary super powers to stuff, guess what happens in return.


In short, the story ended ever so many posts ago when Anon gave Fenrir a few more sandwiches than normal and she took up lifting to look like less of a stick puppy.


Yes I'm salty.

>> No.17251592

>>17251570
>They break on Ragnarok and Fenrir is set free, meaning that they can be broken besides that.
What kind of logic is that? "It takes the literal end of the world to break the chains, so surely I must be able to do it too!"
Are you okay? Do you perhaps have the brain damage?

>> No.17251593

>>17251582
>Her looks betray her expectations
I dunno, those weapons look pointy enough and her stare is not exactly friendly.

>> No.17251595

>>17251591
>Fenrir's chains are some sort of metaphysical bullshit
That's what it is though.

>> No.17251601

>>17251592
They are not broken BY Ragnarok, they are broken ON Ragnarok, meaning that there is something that can be done to break them.

It can be simply due to Fenrir's immense strength and constant raging against them, which an be aided, or, because this is a myth, it can be some surprisingly simple or obtuse answer.

The world ending does not break the chains, it is during the end of the world that said Fenrir gets freed from those chains.

>>17251595
No they are not.
They are made from metaphysical bullshit but have no other notable attributes other than simply being really, really, strong.

>> No.17251603

Which is the scariest Monster Girl?

>> No.17251605

>>17251603
Skeleton.

Next question.

>> No.17251607

>>17251603
Alice. Memory loss is awful to witness.

>> No.17251609

>>17251607
Why not Flayers, then? They can do that and more.

>> No.17251610

>>17251603
The ones from ManyEyedHydra's stories. Especially the ones who don't kill you.

>> No.17251611

>>17251601
You shouldn't have tried to give her that sandwich, anon. Good luck becoming a god slayer though.

>> No.17251617

>>17251609
I can appreciate controlled demolition. I actually kind of like them.

>> No.17251618

>>17251611
>Anon just wants Fenrir-chan to be a little less thin and boney
>Ends up bringing about Ragnarok and slaying gods to free Fenrirchan from her chains.
>The first thing he does, now that he's a grizzled, scarred old man with a haunted look in his eye, is sit the wolf down and make her the largest, tastiest sandwich she will ever taste in the entirety of her existence.

Best end.

>> No.17251622

>>17251603
The cockroach monster girl, forgot how they are called. I seriously hate them.

>> No.17251625

>>17251607
>innocent child birthed into the world
>afflicted with an infinite cycle of severe alzheimer's
>never to know to the warmth of fond memories
>never to know the nostalgia of better times
>never to remember the snug embrace of her one true love
The life of an Alice is truly one of eternal suffering.

>> No.17251626

>>17251618
Love can do many things, gods are just ants compared to it.

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>>17251622
Literally Devil Bug.

And I wasn't aware that KC had updated their design.

>> No.17251633

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that pajamas for girls aren't just about being comfy, they're for being cute as well!

Just watch out when a familiar throws on a babydoll.

>> No.17251634

>>17251627
Devil bugs were made to be crushed.

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>>17251633
i want weresheep in pajamas

>> No.17251640

>>17251636
But anon, her wool IS her pajamas.
Everyone else just thinks she's wearing clothes.

>> No.17251641
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Remember to take your wolfu for lots of walkies!

>> No.17251642
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>>17251634
How do you feel about Beelzs?

>> No.17251646
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>>17251642

>> No.17251650

>>17251641
Sure, I'll even give them their favorite leash.

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>>17251646
How 'bout spiders?

>> No.17251652

>>17251618
>Main character meets Fenrir through some grave cosmic accident when he's just a child
>Vows to cheer her up with a sandwich
>Events eventually escalate over a series of days, weeks, months and then years
>MC goes through more suffering than Guts and fucks the world worse than Nier
>When the earth is crumbling, seas boiling, and skies cracking to the empty horror beyond, MC carries a little shrink-wrapped bag to the Gleipnir Heart
>Fenrir stands in a pool of blood, an old, unknown warrior fallen face-down before her, black feathers strewn over his corpse
>She takes the sandwich from MC, and eats it slowly, savouring every bite as the groaning of the dying world tree reverberates throughout reality
>"It's a little dry," she says after eating it.

>> No.17251658

>>17251650
Great. That way they'll be able to keep you from running off.

>> No.17251671

>>17251651
Never trust the fuckers.

>> No.17251673

>>17251641
I love that musclewoof

>> No.17251683

On the day of your anniversary your waifu has a "secret" to let you in on. You take her around town, shopping, and get some ice cream. Night comes by and you decide to go home. You both lay down on the bed and she says it's time. She leans in and whispers in your ear: i'm actually your best mate that you rejected at boy scouts.
What's your response?

>> No.17251688

>>17251683
and i'm not left handed. en garde!

>> No.17251690
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>>17251634
Rachera is a good girl who should be teased a lot more.

>> No.17251692

>>17251690
>EMG girls
>good

>> No.17251693

>>17251683
What?
That's not a response, I'm actually wondering what possessed you to type and post something that inane and stupid.

>> No.17251696

>>17251692
They're all pretty nice except for about two of them.

>> No.17251697
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>>17251692
Good EMG girls exist.

>> No.17251706

>>17251697
And you posted the best one, noice.

>> No.17251707

>>17251697
And with how the setting works you can barely fuck any but a few of them.

>> No.17251712
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>tfw will never be totally submerged in a barometzs jelly with her then commence the jigglin
its just not fair

>> No.17251715
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>>17251692
Please do not bully the members of the Cultural Exchange Program.

>> No.17251719
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>>17251633
Wendigos daughterus in footsie pajamas

>> No.17251720

>>17251707
Are you talking about the anti-fuck law? Didn't they rescind that for Darling a while ago?

>> No.17251721

>>17251715
>shitty /a/ fancharacters

>> No.17251723
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>>17251706

>> No.17251724

>>17251720
No, I'm talking about the species. Like the Undead for example.

>> No.17251726
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>>17251712
I can't help but feel they have some connection to Apsaras

>> No.17251730

>>17251721
We do OC here, anon.

>> No.17251733
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>>17251715
I remember all the cute fan art of these girls. The shark was my favorite.

>>17251721
Crab created them himself, they were featured in little species card things.

>> No.17251734

>>17251726
there could be room for one more in the jelly

>> No.17251740
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>>17251721
Don't know what you're talking bout, m8. They're all canon.

>> No.17251741

>>17251734
I wonder how long they keep their young there.

>> No.17251742

>>17251724
Literally just the zombie and the toxic slime. All the rest, including the extra materials girls are 100% fuckable.
So that's 2 out of the 50+ the anime introduced, however many the manga has introduced, and the dead gatcha game.
However you look at it, the majority of the EMG girls are great and viable.

>> No.17251743

>emgfags

>> No.17251744

>>17251740
>big strong golden brown cyclops
yes pls

>> No.17251745

>>17251651
I still think the thumbnail makes it look like she has gigantic nipples

>> No.17251747

>MGE
I bet there's a whole lotta amateur male centaur on human female porn out there.

>> No.17251749

>>17251743
There was a time before your time, a time when we were all one family.

>> No.17251750

>>17251742
>However you look at it, the majority of the EMG girls are great and viable.
Then you have their personalities, the fact that they can effortlessly kill you with no consequence, and the presence of monsterboys to account for.
>>17251743
They should stop spamming their shit here.

>> No.17251752

>>17251747
You mean EMG.

>> No.17251753

>>17251752
Yeah I'm a fucking retard. My bad.

>> No.17251754
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>>17251749
A part of me misses the /a/ threads. They were fun times, sometimes.

>> No.17251755

>>17251734
>busty apsara suspended in a barometz's jelly ball
>jiggling as the baro bounces about, floating gracefully like an underwater dancer in slowmotion whenever she gets the chance
>all of her magic elixir takes the form of creamy bubbles suspended in the viscous orange jelly

I think this is my fetish now.

>> No.17251758

>>17251308
>CATS! but with werecats
Anything to make it more bearable.

>> No.17251760
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>>17251755
criminally underated girls

>> No.17251764

>>17251755
Mixing Slimes is a bad idea, even for partial Slime types. They could have a volatile reaction and turn into a rape bomb.

>> No.17251773

>>17251743
Nice complete lack of any argument.

>>17251750
>personalities
Personal taste. Cathyl and murderfish are the only characters with their personalities canonically depicted who you can say are shitty. Again, that's 2 out of the entirety of EMG.
>the fact that they can effortlessly kill you
Git gud. Sounds like you got too used to MGE distorting your view on monstergirls with cotton-padded stuff like demonic silver.
>with no consequence
This is wrong.

>spamming
>spamming monstergirls in the monstergirl thread
Oh, I see. You're just retarded or shitposting. Had me going there too. Good job I guess.

>> No.17251780

>>17251773
>Cathyl
Her personality is fine. Shes just stupid.

>> No.17251782
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I want to be a good master for my kiki!

>> No.17251785

>>17251782
Isn't being a bad master more fulfilling to them? It gives them purpose.

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>>17251773
>EMGfaggot treating his shit as the end-all be-all

>> No.17251790

>>17251754
Why are two men hugging?
>>17251782
For a second there I thought that kiki had dreadlocks. Am I glad i was wrong.

>> No.17251792

>>17251764
You say bad idea, but every word I'm reading there just seems like a good thing. I want a barometz who's jelly ball grows bigger as she rolls over and sucks up more girls, Katamari style.
Until by the time she's found a man, the entire, thick liquid mass is just a giant, goo suspended orgy of wobbling breasts and slick bouncing bodies.

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>>17251782
Please don't talk about maids, I was just binge-reading Emma yesterday and the suffering got to me.

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>>17251790
She's not a man! Men don't have boobs that big, unless they're really fat!

>> No.17251799

>>17251782
Every time I see one of these I wish KC had gone with perky kiki as the default more and more.

>> No.17251802

>>17251792
>>17251792
>thick liquid mass is just a giant, goo suspended orgy of wobbling breasts and slick bouncing bodies.
A-Are they dead? Dies the Barometz eliminates the competition by drowning them in their love jelly?

>> No.17251803
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Some jerk said my girlfriend looks like a monster at work today.

>> No.17251808

>>17251803
Monsters are better lays.

>> No.17251809
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>>17251794
It's alright, let's suffer together

>> No.17251810

>>17251798
>that face
Positive those are implants.

>> No.17251812

>>17251803
What an ass, but why are you posting that disgusting thing too?

>> No.17251814

>>17251787
Are you posting from some alternate dimension where the post your read is completely different to the one that's posted here?
Or are you just making up stuff now?

If it's the former, please disclose your portal technology to us so that we can find the monstergirl universe.

>> No.17251816

>>17251803
She is cute, don't let them tell you otherwise!!

>> No.17251819

>>17251803
I can't tell if you're blogging or RPing. Either way, fuck off.

>> No.17251821
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17251821

>>17251810
It's a tough and sexy face!

>> No.17251826

>>17251819
First you whine at EMG, now at him. Why so grumpy?
>>17251821
Well hello!

>> No.17251830

>>17251821
Tits need to be bigger.

>> No.17251831
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17251831

>>17251810
You're so cruel Anon. Why would you say things like that?

Can you not appreciate the beauty of a well-defined female body?

>> No.17251832

>>17251802
No way. If a man can breathe in it just fine, no reason girls and monstergirls can't too. Maybe the jelly is enchanted or it's like that breathable fluid in The Abyss. They're both orange, after all.

People probably play on a barometz ball like a trampoline or a bouncy castle. At least until they sink in and get trapped like a fly in honey. Then the barometz needs to pull them all out.

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17251840

>>17251831
that art really looks nice

>> No.17251844

>>17251826
I wasn't whining about EMG. I don't mind it here at all. It's a bad idea to try and pin down anonymous posters, because you'll look a fool when you get it wrong. At least until your next non-reply post.

Either way, that shit was RP cancer. Doesn't matter if its just one line, it's still just as bad. Can't let it take root, especially with all the RP fanatics in the fandom.

>> No.17251849
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>>17251844
So grumpy. Have a squid.

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17251856

>>17251830
They're just right, I say.

>> No.17251859

>>17251830
Any bigger and they'd sag unless you filled them with helium.

>> No.17251862

>>17251849
>Deflecting with "u mad" posting.
It only shows that you don't have an argument, so you've resorted to trying to the other side angry, and will just make them think its okay to spread their cancer here.
Honestly, what are you trying to achieve with that level of childishness?

>> No.17251864

>>17251859
Anon, don't give the deviant liches ideas.

>> No.17251866

>>17251862
Dude. Soft squid. Enjoy it.

>> No.17251873

>>17251864
What? It's not like they haven't tried to make aerostatic boobs before.

>> No.17251876

>>17251396
Thanks anon, i am searching his infame dragonxanubis art.

>> No.17251879

>>17251876
>infame dragonxanubis
What? What's so infamous about that?

>> No.17251887

>>17251879
Anon, he's shitposting. Don't fucking respond to him.

>> No.17251889
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17251889

Is it Big Girl hours?

>> No.17251890

>>17251095
That'd be something interesting. A mg thinks she got the perfect husband at first, but eventually cracks start to show and she realizes just how close he was to ending it.

>> No.17251891

>>17251876
That wasn't done for Bob, though.

>>17251879
It caused butthurt when it was made.

>> No.17251892

>>17251889
>You'll never thrust your hips into those fat tits with wild abandon as she grins smugly from beneath you.
Fuck.

>> No.17251893

>>17251889
That's a big girl.

>> No.17251902

>>17251873
>Liches have tried experimenting with gases and boobs before
I'm cautiously curious. Tell me more.

>> No.17251906

>>17251889
Artist? I reversed searched and everything

>> No.17251909

>>17251902
No.

No inflation.
That's what /d/'s for.

>> No.17251910

>>17251906
Matsu-sensei

>> No.17251913
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17251913

>>17251906
Those tiddies say Matsu-sensei

>> No.17251915

>>17251910
Thank you kindly

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17251916

>>17251893
Touch the cow anon.

>> No.17251917
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17251917

>>17251906
That's the one and only Matsu-sensei.
He does breast expansion and gender-bending.

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17251920

>>17251917
Big girls too.

>> No.17251921

>>17251909
Hence the "cautiously" bit. I thought they'd just be using it for a slight boost.
And it looks like >>17251873 is referencing something specific.

>> No.17251924

>>17251920
HNNGGGG that six pack

>> No.17251931
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17251931

>>17251916
>tfw you will never got to an Omega Mu sorority party.

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17251932

>>17251924

>> No.17251937

>>17251859
>Monstergirl tits
>Sagging
Get a load of this faggot

>> No.17251938

>>17251913
Memory mattresses are amazing.

>> No.17251947

>>17251931
Because they'd never allow a lanky nerd like you in.

>> No.17251948

>>17251931
You'd probably get snu-snu'd by a bunch of drunk big girls at that party anon.
Paizuri and Amazon position all night long.

>> No.17251949

>>17251932
yes, fuck yes

>> No.17251950

>>17251947
>Implying that Omega Mu girls wouldn't love to molest cute scrawny nerds who can't fight back.
Get a load of this idiot.

>> No.17251955

>>17251950
They'd rather molest cute bulked up jocks who can't fight back either.

You can still spend the night with the shy llama centaur nerd who spends all day in the library with her pudgy werecat weeaboo friend though.

>> No.17251958

>>17251955
>pudgy werecat weeaboo friend
I bet she's a cute

>> No.17251961

>>17251958
Maybe, but she still has shit taste in anime.

>> No.17251962

>>17251950
That or shotas, any boy that's an easy kabedon victim.

>> No.17251967

>>17251961
who doesn't now a days

>> No.17251972

>>17251955
Jealousy is unbecoming of cute nerds.

>>17251962
Exactly. If you're cute, scrawny and willing to take a shotafication potion, you might just wake up covered in new Minotaur Onee-sans.

>> No.17251989

>>17251634
I'm crushing on a devil bug right now!

>> No.17251996
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17251996

I want to be a boyfriend who is deaf of her super powers!

>> No.17251997

>>17251996
You having a stroke, mate?

>> No.17252000

>>17251997
You need a certain level of stupid to be immune to lilims.

>> No.17252001

>>17251996
So, an alp in such deep denial she still thinks she is a man?

>> No.17252005

>>17251997
Nah man, I want to treat a lilium like you would treat a succabutt

>> No.17252010

>>17251996
But anon, Lilims are MEANT TO BE BULLIED.

THEY'RE SHIT ANON!

>> No.17252012

>>17252010
I'm calling the police

>> No.17252016

>>17250904
Nothings been written about the OC's having sex as far's as I know.

>> No.17252019

>>17252012
Lilim Police dont exist anon.

>> No.17252024

I do like the idea of a lilim having her powers weakened and ending up in the real world.
Gaining her powers back as she fucks her husband along with training

>> No.17252049

Imagine a Kikimora that's allergic to dust.

>> No.17252054

>>17252049
Imagine a Ghoul with a gag reflex

>> No.17252058

>>17252054
Imagine a vegetarian Wendigo

>> No.17252059

>>17252049
She'd have to clean in a hazmat suit.

>> No.17252060

>>17252059
That sounds potentially cute.

>> No.17252061

>>17252058

Imagine a cowardly salamander

>> No.17252062

>>17252061
Imagine a Mimic hiding in a clear glass vase

>> No.17252063

>>17252059
>>17252060
Those are really bulky, not conducive to the elegant ballet-like way that Kikis clean at all.

>> No.17252065

>>17252062
Imagine a Yeti that gets overheated

>> No.17252066

>>17252065
Imagine a Kobold getting depressed and having no friends

>> No.17252068

>>17252066
Imagine Dragons

>> No.17252071

>>17252068
Imagine Dragons braggin' in wagons

>> No.17252073

>>17252063
She could wear a Hazmat suit that is more like latex, skintight and covering everything so she can still move around okay. She might have to wear a gasmask too for full protection, but that can sometimes be sexy.

>>17252066
Please no anon, that's too sad.

>> No.17252078

>>17252049
>tfw you have a dust allergy
I cannot remember a time where at least one of my nostrils wasn't plugged. It's fucking awful.
I had a nasal endoscopy once for an unrelated issue, and he sprayed some chemical up there that completely cleaned out and drained my sinuses. It felt so fucking amazing to just be clear like that. You're telling me people get to live like that all the time? I grew a little more bitter that day just because I learned how the other side lived.
A Kikimora would be pretty much mandatory for me.

>> No.17252082

>>17252066
imagine a waifu that's real

>> No.17252085

>>17252066
Imagine all the people

>> No.17252086

>>17252082
That's all I do anon, that's the only way I can get to sleep at night.

>> No.17252092

>>17252082

Imagine a deredere motherly hellhound

>> No.17252093

>trying to cook dinner for tomorrow
>put tenderloin in slow cooker overnight
>wake up to the sound of clattering
>go to investigate
>find slow cooker empty
>there's a very full looking monster girl lying on the floor next to the counter
>upon closer inspection, find out she is a ______ species
What species is she?

>> No.17252097

>>17252093
She isn't there in the first place because I don't own a slow cooker or even eat meat.

>> No.17252100

>>17252097
Okay. Go split a salad with a centaur or something.

>> No.17252105

If you could have your perfect waifu in all aspects except her species, what other species would you choose?

Also say your waifu's regular species.

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>>17252093
A mofu that is hungry

>> No.17252109

>>17252105

Manticore regularly; oherwise hellhound. I know what I'm about.

>> No.17252114

>>17252066
Imagine a Kobold tearing up a pillow while you're at work out of anxiety because she miss s you.

>> No.17252115

>>17252105
I'd want a Kiki or a Wendigo if I couldn't have my waifu as a Kobold.

>> No.17252116

>>17252093
Redcap. Stalking about for a free meal.

>> No.17252117

>>17252107
>Mofucore purring contently in the corner with bits of food smeared on her face
Too cute

>> No.17252118

>>17252105
If I can't get a dark mage, I'd be fine with a ommukade, an undead, or a demon

>> No.17252119
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17252119

>>17252082

None of this is real. Not you, not me, not this cat. Even this conversation is nothing but a fabrication.

>> No.17252120

>>17252105
My waifu is a Dark Slime and I would love her as a Shoggoth or Mindflayer also.

>> No.17252122

>>17252119
Duh

>> No.17252124

>>17252114
Anon please no. Thing is I could imagine my waifu doing this or something similar if I ever have to leave her at home for wahtever reason and she doesn't have work or our daughteru there to distract her. I could imagine our daughteru doing it too on the first times she's old enough to stay home alone.

Just thinking about it is making me sad.

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17252126

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17252129

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63616516
Something about those tits bugs me.

>> No.17252134

>>17252129
the shape's off

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17252137

>>17252117
too much cuteness, run friend!

>> No.17252138

>>17252105
Regularly, Elf-Wight. But if it's except the species then Elf-Vampire.

>> No.17252182

>>17252129
>https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63616516

She got fuggin' armpit tits.

>> No.17252184

>>17252119
But that cat is cute, so she is real. She is adorable and I want to hold her paw when she's done with all the teasing and bullying.

>> No.17252206

>>17252137
I want to be wrapped in a wing burrito with an especially fluffy manticore!

>> No.17252221
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17252221

Tell me about Automaton.
How does she wear the ass?

>> No.17252234
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>>17252221
Don't question it.

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17252247

>>17252221
>You'll never find out if 2B can get pregnant

>> No.17252253

>>17252247
You can't impregnate her thighs so what is even the point in caring about anything else?

>> No.17252262

>>17252253
Actually, if you fill her thighpussy and have her lay down with her legs in the air it is possible to impregnate her due to semen dripping into her pussypussy. We need to know these things for science.

>> No.17252265

>>17252234
>That animation with that model
PISTON. HIPS.

>> No.17252269

>>17252247
>You'll never bend over your Automaton Maid and fuck her fat gel pack ass as it sucks your balls dry.
>You'll never be left an addicted fool, cumming into her vacuum sealed semen collector as her face becomes ever so slightly smug.

>> No.17252273

>>17252234
>all those lewd robot mmds out there
Sometimes I'm glad japan like making repetitive 3d dance videos with the same handful of songs repeated a thousand times.

>> No.17252295

I want an undead Kikimora, with pale skin, white hair, and a tendency to silently appear behind people.
And be rather cheery and exceedingly affectionate.

>> No.17252302

>>17252295
i like that idea. got any more details?

>> No.17252319

>>17252302
Yandere and waiting for her master to "ripen" in order to mix undead grey mushrooms into his meal so that he'll be able to remain as her master forever.

>> No.17252326

>>17252247

I'd rather try it on the Commander.

Isn't the Commander even heavier then 2B?

>> No.17252340

>>17252319
That's a very good way of getting your Master to hate you ya'know?
Couldn't she even ask first?

>> No.17252368

>>17252326
She's got that pear shape

>> No.17252400
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17252400

>>17252326
>Commander.
Shit, this is making me want to play the game. This woman has reminded me of a fetish of mine, nopan with the thigh and hip revealed. I know she isn't nopan, don't ruin this for me.

>> No.17252418

>>17252368
Commander isn't a pear.

>> No.17252436

>>17251488
>filename

Same anon, same.

>> No.17252451

>>17251488
As much as I love hellhounds and want nothing more than to marry one, I think I'd probably scream if I saw one poking around my door in the dark like that.
Hellhounds would probably like that though.

>> No.17252459

>>17252451
Who wouldn't love to marry a wolfu?

>> No.17252475

>>17252340
Yanderes aren't really that smart.

>> No.17252530

>>17252459
A crazy person that's who. Wolfus are love.

>> No.17252536

>>17252530
Wolfus are my everything. They're so perfect.

>> No.17252547

>>17252536
I wish wolfus were real. Hellhounds especially.

>> No.17252563

>>17252547
True anon, my life would be so so much better if I had my wolfu waifu, and Hellhounds are still amazing because they're my second favourite wolfu. Just overall top tier in every way.

>> No.17252669

>>17252563
I take it your number 1 is Anubutt?

>> No.17252691

>>17252669
Yes anon! My favourite wolfu.

>> No.17252701

Haven't seen it asked in a while and it's relatively quiet now so no time like the present.

List 5 human characters from various media you like and what kind of monster girl they would be good as.

>> No.17252726

>>17252701
>List 5 human characters you like
>Liking human characters
Asking the impossible there anon.

>> No.17252756

>>17248422
>too many arms
Pleb spotted, you can never have too many arms.

>> No.17252810

>>17252726
Oh come on, it's not that hard. Even just ones from stuff you watched that would be better as monster girls "all of them" is cheating.

Stella Vermilion - Salamander: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2689913
Yukine Chris - Wererabbit (people draw her as a bunny girl a lot): https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1955125
Shijou Takane - Wight: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1603165
Beatrix (granblue) - Incompetent Lizardman with blue scales: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2540403
Tarisa Manadal - Nekomata - https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2560955

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17252822

>every monster waifu's realistic reaction to her fan here

>> No.17252827

>>17252822
I'm not sure what's worse, madoka being ridiculously out of character or not understanding monster girls.

>> No.17252831

>>17252822
No anon she loves me back

>> No.17252842

>>17252831
That's only because she can't actually speak to you anon.

>> No.17252857

>>17252842
What I'd do to just hear her voice

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17252865

>>17252326
>>17252400

What about Kiki Commander?

>> No.17252869

>>17252822
>Every love craving, man needing Monstergirl's reaction to her fan here
>when in order to get a husbando she has to cross hell and high water to ensnare and rape a man so that they get deprogrammed from the order propaganda

Don't think so bud

>> No.17252875

>>17252865
I don't like this, and Kikis don't like this. This woman is a mistress, how can she have a mastah when the first desire upon seeing her is to serve?

>> No.17252879

>>17252875
Anon don't judge what kind of play a Kikimora does with her mastah in the bedroom. So what if he like to dress up a submissive butler?

>> No.17252907

>>17252879
This is wrong. A man shouldn't want a kiki to throw him under her commander's desk, to have her thighs wrap about his head and his face buried in bird-wolf muff

>> No.17252925

>>17252875
What if the master's command is for her to take that role, she has a desire to serve but does she follow his order or insist on serving him traditionally? That must be an internal conflict for kikis with submissive masters.

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17252938

>>17252822

>> No.17252946

>>17252938
>Not just making her fall in love with you by force
>With your dick
>And ropes
How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't even kidnap and rape her?

>> No.17252961

>>17252925
>Singlehandedly give birth to a sub-strain of dom kikis, whose features are closer to protokikis, less dog-like and more wolf-like
>All because your kiki waifu had the misfortune of falling in love with a sub who wanted her to dom
I can dig it

>> No.17252973

>>17252946
Yan-anon, no. You'll give her multiple fetishes that will become increasingly expensive and time consuming to satisfy.

>> No.17252975

>>17252973
Oh? And what fetishes may these be?

>> No.17252989

There was a homeless manticore story where she had smegma on her tail pussy. I read a couple days ago now i can't find it anyone got a link?

>> No.17252992

>>17252975
Well, lets try and break it down. Tell me if I miss any.
>Abduction
>Bondage
>Rape
>Confinement
>Worship(?)
>Oral bathing
>Objectification
>Deification
>Being forced into weird clothes
>Sensory deprivation
>Social deprivation
>Stockholm syndrome
>Coercion
>Semen on her food
>Semen in her panties
>Semen stuck inside her
>Semen on her face
>Semen everywhere
The most expensive probably being just getting some place you can keep her that won't be searched by the police, and providing for her while she's locked away. And it'll only have longer duration after she's finally cracked and wants to go through it again and again and again...
And bondage isn't cheap either.

>> No.17253000

>>17252961
Protokikis probably still exist. Just like dogs have varying types of ears, beast girls probably do too.
>>17252989
I was looking for that one the other day, was it the one with the homeless main character who was looking for a place to sleep and found her in one of the rooms? I was sure it was RS but I couldn't find it on his pastebin.

>> No.17253013

>>17252992
The only expensive thing here is the clothes tho. You don't really have to worry about police. Considering MG psychology you'd be extremely remiss if by the time the cops find out where she is, she isn't already addicted to your cock, ruined forever.

In fact it can be another level of a psychological play.
>Cops finally show up after a week or a few
>Let them in let them discover your "waifu", completely soiled
>Admit all your crimes
>Go to the slammer
>Wait for her to work through the processes
>Especially withdrawal
>Wait for her to come to the realization that she needs you now
>Watch her drop the charges, walk out a free man, apologize to her for her actions and promise to never bother her again
>Wait for her to track you down, have her take you back to her place
>Enjoy feeling your way through your new tangled relationship as she comes to terms with various things.
>Finally come around to fulfilling her fetishes

>> No.17253016

>>17253000
Yeah i think that was it. I believe there was an alley rape scene or something too.

>> No.17253024

>>17253016
Oh that's not the one I was thinking of, she raped him in the abandoned house after he tried to run away from her and she got him in the back or leg with a spine before he could get out.

>> No.17253078

>>17252946
But anon I'm not that kind of guy with those kind of fetishes!

>> No.17253179

>>17249553
I don't understand her poetry but I would love to jizz in her drink.

>> No.17253203

>>17251641
Neither of those girls are wolves

>> No.17253210

>>17253203
What are they then?

>> No.17253215

>>17253210
They're catgirls

>> No.17253216

>>17253215
>purring catabs
Even better.

>> No.17253218
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17253218

>Wanna be my Red Horse?
Well you've caught the eye of the anthropomorphic personification of war, probably because you wore the "Make Love, Not War" t-shirt. Great going numb-nuts.

>> No.17253223

>>17253218
What would wearing my canada t-shirt get the attention of?

>> No.17253224
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17253224

>>17253218
Sorry, I'm taken

>> No.17253230

>>17253224
Are there ones for Famine and Pestilence?

>> No.17253295
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17253295

Gee, it sure is a hot summer.

>> No.17253303

>>17253295
Not for me

>> No.17253318

>>17253295
>Onee-san will never plant her fat sweaty butt on your face

>> No.17253382

>>17253024
Well, if it's not worth remembering then it's not worth reading. Running theme with (his) work.

>> No.17253384

>>17251683
I actually had a friend in Boy Scouts who was clearly gay, and was the product of incest between two distant cousins. He creeped me the fuck out.

I'd laugh though. My Waifu is a Kitsune and probably fucking with me. I don't think it's possible for someone who was the same age as me to gain nine tails that fast.

>> No.17253390

>>17253295
>He chose A
I'm disappointed.

>> No.17253392

>>17251683
I ask her if she still remembers all the knots because I need to be tied up.

>> No.17253399

>>17253295
wock is all slimy

>> No.17253407

>>17251683
I never went to Boy Scouts

>> No.17253415

If monsters got control of the media, what would their version of a "cute girls doing cute things" anime be?

>> No.17253421

Elves are for ______.

>> No.17253425

>>17253415
Sweaty bishies do sports.

>> No.17253426

>>17253421
Helping them with their mana addiction.

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>>17253421
raping

>> No.17253431

>>17253415
Shotas in the typical school plot. Bonus point if they are in a sports club trying to win some tournament.

>> No.17253433

>>17253415
Cute boys doing cute things. Except "cute" can mean almost anything, unlike our anime where moe is the only cuteness allowed.

>Lifting weights
CUTE!
>Playing games
CUTE!
>Being traditionally cute
TOO CUTE! NEE-SAN IS GOING TO DIE!

So long as you're not a psychopath, the stuff you do will have girls all over you.

>> No.17253440

>>17253415
About the same, but probably a lot more heartfelt as pieces of art that express as many pure forms of love for another as possible, in this case platonic love between a group of close friends.
Really, seeing their effect on anime culture would be interesting even if it was a rough transition.

>> No.17253442

>>17253218
>>17253224
Are'nt they neccesesarily personifications and not monsters?

>> No.17253448

>>17253390
I think you'll be surprised Anon.

>> No.17253452

>>17253442
Those don't sound mutually exclusive to me.

>> No.17253462
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>>17253421
Raping you.

>> No.17253468

>>17253429
>go in reading this with high expectations
>fucking furries everywhere
Godammit Mizone.

>> No.17253477

>>17253462
Somebody needs to stop these lewd elves inticing men to breed them

>> No.17253494

>>17253468
At least the hero doesn't fuck the furry in that story. It's something.

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>> No.17253524

>>17253509
>the horns say oni
>the tail says inari
>my dick days yes

>> No.17253552

>>17253509
Shortstack Goblin-Fox?

>> No.17253560

>>17253509
The more I look at it, the more I'm confused. What species is it?

>> No.17253568

>>17253552
>>17253560
I bet the Doppelgangers did this.

>> No.17253572

>>17252827
>ridiculously out of character
What do you call rebellion?

>> No.17253576
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17253576

Waifu in latex nurse outfit.

>> No.17253588

>>17253576
Gross

>> No.17253589

>>17253576
Well I can't say anything negative about this.I'd love stuff like this of my missus, but I need my money for comics so maybe I should learn to draw myself.

>> No.17253590
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>>17253560
Some sorta demon fox?

>> No.17253591

>>17253576
You really like blowing money on the worst artists possible.

>> No.17253595

>>17253568
>That moment when Anon likes so many monster traits Doppel-chan ends up creating an abomination so that Anon can love her
I can get behind that.

>> No.17253599

oh hey, it's like in that one story you wrote.

>> No.17253601

>>17253576
Nice KDF. Goes good with that one story you did about your waifu and daughteru.

I actually really like the latex nurse idea and I'll keep it in mind for my waifu!

>> No.17253602

>>17253599
for >>17253576

>> No.17253606

>>17253576
How many times have you commissioned this guy?

>> No.17253614

>>17253591
This one cost me 5 whole dollars anon.

>>17253601
Hey thanks anon! Nurse cosplay is really nice, latex or no.

>>17253606
No times, actually. The four pieces I've gotten from him have been patreon requests.

>> No.17253652

>>17253614
Wow that's not that bad man. Anyway I really liked this one, good job.

>> No.17253664

>>17251095
>>17251890
Like her finding out the reason he's a virgin isn't that he was saving the first time for her?

>> No.17253672

>>17253576
tits

>> No.17253697

>>17253595
Why not just have your own monster girl roulette every day? One day you have a timid holstarus, the next a brash hellhound, the next a serious Anubis, the next a nonsensical Cheshire. Just make sure you make love to her in her true form so she knows you love her for you.

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>Life schucksh. Dass why I play WoW. Yeah, I'm pretty tough. Remember Burning Crushade? I do. Was amashing.
Something seems off. I think she's a Sabbath member trying to trick you into coming closer so she can rape you.

>> No.17253723

>>17253712
Little girls who get into their parents' alcohol deserve harsh punishment.

>> No.17253750

I want to save up my cum in a jar in the fridge as a surprise for my waifu only to have my daughteru accidentally drink it instead.

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>>17253750
You reminded me of an Islamic apologist who argued that because atheists don't have Allah-given morality they should drink their daddies' sperm.

>> No.17253764

>>17253750
You should have put a label with her name on it.

>> No.17253770

>>17253750
That's just flat out disgusting

>> No.17253771

>>17253750
anon that is disgusting

>> No.17253773

>>17253750
What would happen if you saved up your cum in a jar, alped, then swallowed that cum?

>> No.17253777

>>17253750
Cum is only for feeding to daughterus when it's directly form your dick.

>> No.17253778

>>17253758
I want to tease a bonnet-tipping lizardgirl. They seem built for teasing and bullying.

>> No.17253780

>>17253773
Cronus-kun please don't eat your own children.

>> No.17253781

>>17253773
You'd be SUPER gay anon. Like, SUPER gay.

>> No.17253785

>>17253781
Does that mean i gain super powers and become a hero?

>> No.17253789

>>17253773
>swallowed that cum
With your pussy

>> No.17253792

>>17253785
No it just means you;d suck lots of dick.

>> No.17253793

>>17253785
Blowjob Queen doesn't really sound like a superhero name. More like an Orgazmo villain.

>> No.17253794

>>17253773
You'd get pregnant with yourself.

>> No.17253802

>>17253793
What about Jizz Trough Girl?

>> No.17253808

>>17252938
Tewi a shit

>> No.17253811

>>17253794
Woah

You'd impregnate yourself?

>> No.17253830

>>17253794
That's kinda hot.

>> No.17253836

>>17253750
Pretty sure your cum tastes best to your waifu when it's freshly extracted from you. Storing them would make it taste like those spirit energy supplements unmarried Succubi takes.

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Jerking off can be hard work. Sex with an athletic monster would be harder still. You must consider this in your dietary choices and in whether you exercise regularly or not.

>> No.17253845

>>17253576
KDF have you ever gotten any art without latex?

>> No.17253855

>>17253842
I do not exercise at all and I jerk off a lot. Can I still myself a muscle troll like that girl?

>> No.17253856

>>17253842
Wouldn't be that hard.

>> No.17253860
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>Vanila dark elf maid doujin

Holy shit, what a time to be alive.

Mizone's latest was also fantastic too, as always.

>> No.17253861

>>17253855
Muscle Troll? I've never heard of such things.
>>17253856
But thou must!

>> No.17253870

>>17253860
Excellent tastes you have there, brother.

>> No.17253877

>>17253576
Just 5 dollars for this? Damn, that's a good deal, considering it's a complete coloured image. Pretty nice style, too.

>> No.17253878

>>17253845
A few versions of commissions, yes.

>> No.17253888

>>17253794
Just like that one movie where a girl becomes a guy then goes back in time to fuck the girl version of himself, and the child grows up to become the girl who turns into the guy who fucks herself.

>> No.17253893

>>17253877
Yeah, the artist is pretty generous with their pateron, but getting art isn't guaranteed.

>> No.17253894

>>17253773
What.the.fuck.

>> No.17253895

>>17253860

There's been something of a drought for MG doujinshi in the past couple of months. Things have sure picked up since that lactating lamia work dropped.

>> No.17253919

I'm surprised KDF has written about the peanut butter trick at this point

>> No.17253928
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What would happen if a chunni monstergirl meets a Phantom?

>> No.17253933

>>17253842
>Be manlet who never learned
>Have 10 foot tall Ogre daughter
>Lifts you up and carries you around like a trophy when her team wins

>> No.17253940

>>17253933
Theres something special about having a daughteru whos taller than you

>> No.17253942

>>17253928
Melodrama.
>>17253933
Being a little-league coach might not be so bad, huh.

>> No.17253948

>>17253928
They enter the phantom's illusion, which turns into a badly written isekai power-fantasy.

>> No.17253951

>>17253948
WHERE'S MY HEART? WHERE'S MY SOUL?

>> No.17253962

>>17253895
>since that lactating lamia work dropped.
Details?

>> No.17253964

>>17253919
What's the peanut butter trick?

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>>17253951

>> No.17253975

>>17253948
I wonder if i can play with chuuni Phantom and her friends. Isekai illusions could be fun.

>> No.17253977

>>17253964
You put it on your dick so the dog licks it up.

>> No.17253979

>>17253919
Writing is really slow and rare for me nowadays anon.

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Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.17254000

>>17253992
I don't know but I'll steal her panties and wear them as a mask.
Then people will ask who I am.

>> No.17254015

>>17253992
It's her power limiter. She swore her master she would only remove it when she found her husband and needs to go all out, releasing her immense mofu energy.

>> No.17254050

>>17254015
That's just what she wan'ts you to think, really sh'es just shy.

>> No.17254055

>>17253992
That's a pretty great design.
I notice the red for goes all the way up her thighs. Does she have a fluffy crotch?

>> No.17254073

>>17253462
whoa there thats apair of puffy vulvas

>> No.17254111

>>17253462
Whoever taught them to present their cunnies like that needs to be in jail.

>> No.17254128

>>17254111
Whoever made you think you're welcome to post in this thread should kill himself along with you. Fuck off subhuman.

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>>17253948
>>17253951
You want a real badly written power fantasy?
I want to fuck this spider.

>> No.17254137

>>17254128
friendly reminder that giving them attention is exactly what they want

>> No.17254142

>>17254132
What's this from? And what's the deal with this refined looking girl?

>> No.17254153

>>17254137
Friendly reminder that "just ignore it" has never worked in the entire recorded human history. What makes you think you're different and unique?

>> No.17254154

>>17254111
People who unironically use the word cunny are just like furfags that use the word yiff.

>> No.17254155

Okay anons, here's the deal.

You are sudden;y sucked through a portal to a reality where you get to live out your ultimate fantasy with your waifu.

Thing is, ten years later you have the opportunity to come back to this reality for one week. You can take your waifu(s) with you and any daughterus you may have with her as well.

What would you do if you chose to take the 'vacation' and what do you think the reaction would be to you reappearing after being missing and presumed dead for ten years?

>> No.17254156

>>17254155
>returning to this 3d hell
not a chance

>> No.17254163

>>17254156
Not even for a week, knowing that you get to go right back afterwards?

>> No.17254171

>>17254163
nope

>> No.17254182

>>17254155
>>17254163
This world is way too shitty Anon. I wouldn't bring my waifu here even if it was the last good place for vacationing in the entire realm of existence.

>> No.17254183

>>17253576
KDF, does your waifu cook? If so, make sure you use Rubbermaid containers.

>> No.17254184

>>17254153
>Friendly reminder that "just ignore it" has never worked in the entire recorded human history
[Citation needed]

And responding to every instance of bait didn't exactly do the /a/ EMG threads any good. Making such a stink at the shitposting was what led the mods to booting them off /a/ entirely. Then there's the multiple times in these very threads where over 100 posts had to be deleted by janitors because autists couldn't keep their mouths shut and had to have the last say about things they didn't like.

>> No.17254196

>>17254142
Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, a badly written power fantasy in which a teenager is summoned to another world by that world's goddess for the typical old hero bullshit, but then the goddess decides he's not handsome enough and discards him in that world's wasteland. He receives power from a god from our world and is ridiculously OP to the point where he completely loses perspective.
He then gains two servants by casually overpowering them and forming a contract with them, a superior dragon named who ends up becoming a huge weeaboo, and a giant, formerly unstoppable black spider that consumes everything it comes across in mindless hunger. She's that spider, who is now a bit of a yandere and is completely disinterested in anything that doesn't involve either him or food.

>> No.17254210

>>17254196
Sounds painfully generic. The bit about the god discarding him because he's not handsome enough is pretty amusing, though.

>> No.17254221

>>17254183
Not really except for when she's feeling especially motivated for some meat at home, or if we're doing some family cooking. That being said, she does quite like maid cosplay and has several latex maid outfits so it still works.

>> No.17254226

>>17254196
To be honest i like how the plot is growing, all with how he's becoming the leader of a monster community. Feels like he's on the path of becoming monster lord or something like that.

I agree on the lose perspective part. As a character the MC is really hollow and you can never empathize with whatever he plans on doing for some reason. It really feels as if the OPness went to his head and he's not thinking clearly anymore.

>> No.17254227

>>17254111
Elves don't need to be taught. It's genetic.

>> No.17254236

>>17254155
Maybe, if only to reassure my family that I'm not dead and living a happy life with my waifu and daughteru. I wouldn't need a whole week for that though, and going a whole week without sex and very minimal lewd behavior would be a lot for my daughteru to handle.

>> No.17254240

>>17254210
The author only recently seemed to remember that a story needs a plot, so a lot of it is pretty much just slice of life told from the perspective of a human that's seemingly a nascent god.

>>17254226
He underestimates himself a lot, which I think is the author's way of trying to make him relatable. Doesn't really work when, despite his worries about how strong someone might be, everyone knows he can defeat them with a flick of a finger.

>> No.17254261

>>17254155
Can I choose where we end up in this world?
Would the assets and money I have now remain when I reappear ten years later?
Would I be able to travel anyway or use my identity freely, or would I be flagged as a missing person, and most likely declared legally dead?
How are people going to react if they see a furry-limbed, digitigrade, jackal eared woman wandering about? Would we have to hide her inhuman features, considering magic isn't an option?

>> No.17254274

>>17254261
>Can I choose where we end up in this world?
You'd reappear where you originally disappeared, though wherever you are after the week is up you get pulled back to where you left from at the start of the week.
>Would the assets and money I have now remain when I reappear ten years later?
If nobody over here messed with them, yes.
>Would I be able to travel anyway or use my identity freely, or would I be flagged as a missing person, and most likely declared legally dead?
That depends on how things went after you left, would you be dead or just considered missing?
>How are people going to react if they see a furry-limbed, digitigrade, jackal eared woman wandering about? Would we have to hide her inhuman features, considering magic isn't an option?
That's up to you, but you'd probably have to hide her unless you want people staring.

>> No.17254287

>>17254000
You can steal her panties in game if you have a gadabout on your party

>> No.17254298

I want to shoot a Familiar full of aphrodisiacs and force her to masturbate in front of me and my video camera!

>> No.17254306

>>17254298
I want to shoot a familiar full of my cum and force her to admit how much she loves me in front of me and my video camera!

>> No.17254318

>>17254298
I want to spike a Familiar's food with Holstaur milk and aphrodisiacs and then throw her at someone else.

>> No.17254325

>>17254298
I want to tie a Familiar to my bed so I can sit on her face and spank her bare puffy genitals with a riding crop!

>> No.17254328

>>17254298
>Telling her she can't have the d until shes makes herself cum at least 5 times
That's evil and i like it.

>> No.17254344

>>17254298
>Not strapping her down first so all she can do is writhe against her restraints until she breaks

>> No.17254351

do not torture the familiars

>> No.17254352

>>17254344
I will her strap her to a rocket
badly paraphrase the Kennedy Lunar speech then shoot her to the moon

>> No.17254378

>>17254274
So it's a pretty grounded scenario, then. I'm pretty sure missing people are normally declared legally dead after about seven years. At that point, if we just appeared where I am right now, pretty sure we'd be intruding on someone else's home, or an abandoned apartment.
It wouldn't be much of a vacation, really. Having no access to my money, having to keep a monstergirl hidden from the general public. That said, I've got a couple of friends I know I could count on, even with the whole monstergirl thing. Ten years would be a stretch, but if I could find them, we'd probably be alright for the week.
Ideally, if I had money and freedom to move about, I'd want to show her around as much as I could. Go into the city, buy her some nice clothes and souvenirs to take back. Going abroad would be nice too. Maybe Iceland, but going through airport security might cut that dream short.

>> No.17254421

Which species would see their husbands as their pets? Dragons?

>> No.17254426

>>17254421
Hellhounds.

>> No.17254430

>>17254421
Hellhounds, amazons and manticores.

>> No.17254443

>>17254351
I'm not much into sexual bullying.
But after all these posts, I have to conclude that familiars were literally made for sexual bullying. Their bodies are designed to be played with, altered and pushed to the limits of hedonistic lust.

They are also for gentle caring, forehead kissing and nuturing, though.

>> No.17254448

>>17254421
Amazoness?

>> No.17254450

>>17254421
My Demonfu every other Wednesday.

>> No.17254478

>>17254430
>>17254448
No

>> No.17254485

>>17254421
Anubi of the big, proud, or haughty variety.

>> No.17254486

>>17254478
???

>> No.17254488

>>17254486
Amazons don't do that

>> No.17254494

>>17254421
>Dragons
>Husbands
>Pets
Theres a difference between being seen as a pet and being seen as the most valuable thing in the universe to them.

>> No.17254509

A yeti dies inside when she's reminded that there are anons in the 3rd dimension that have to go to bed at night cold and hugless

>> No.17254510

>>17254486
Amazons view their husbands as husbands. Hell, Hellhounds and Manticores also view their husbands as husbands.

>> No.17254520

>>17254509
I'll cheer that Yeti up by getting a daki pillow with a Yeti cover, I can go to bed warm and hugged

>> No.17254522

>>17254421
Hellhounds and Amazons.

>> No.17254524

>>17254510
What about puppy hellhounds?

>> No.17254533

>>17254524
They view their husbands as big teddybears who don't get torn up so easily, and can hug back.

>> No.17254534

>>17254421
The closest thing is the MGE Dark elf

>> No.17254538
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>>17254509
"Anon... I'm already a hikkimori."

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>>17253842
That oni is a good girl.

>> No.17254572

>>17254509
>tfw naturally resistant to cold
>Sometimes i kick off my sheets in my sleep because it's too hot even in cold nights
I wonder if i'm the bane of the Yetis.

>> No.17254581

>>17254421
My Kobold waifu does, but she also knows that she's my pet too.

>> No.17254592
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17254592

How creepy would you go to find love?

>> No.17254599

>>17254592
I would go Japanese creepy. besides all the lewdness Japan has some creepy myths and legends. Things that kill you yes or yes if they happen to find you.

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>>17254599
So you wouldn't mind dying at the hands of your lover?

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>>17254592
I'd go super scary.

>> No.17254622

>>17254592
Depends on what you consider creepy

>> No.17254624

>>17254609
It depends on if she fucks me dry or not.

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>>17254592
This creepy. I want to end up with a monster girl who slaughtered an entire building I was in only to be spared because she takes a liking to me for some reason.
Then move to the middle of nowhere, live in a cave and teach her to only hunt animals while slowly getting to communicate with each other effectively via sign language and basic terms.

>> No.17254664

>>17254652
Now that's unattractively grotesque.

>> No.17254690

>>17254652
Why does she remind me of that monster from the Metro series?

>> No.17254721

>>17254664
Rude. Her cheek flaps are very lovely and soft.

>> No.17254754

>>17254664
She looks cute to me, I want to play with those ears.

>> No.17254770

>>17254664
People who like monster girls are often weird and would tap horrible things.

>> No.17254779

>>17254770
>Horrible
There's literally nothing horrible about her.

>> No.17254869

KC needs to release another girl soon, things are too quiet lately.
The capcha had "trans" in it, I think it wants alps.

>> No.17254879

>>17254869
One month left

>> No.17254880

>>17254869
Wait, does this thing still has written capchas? i Keep having to select signs and cars.

>> No.17254891

>>17254869
Bandersnatch when?

>> No.17254899

>>17254869
Alps are gay, and dating one makes you gay as well.

>>17254879
One month left for what? The next girl?

>>17254880
I always get the select ones as well.

>> No.17254907

>>17254899
World guide 3 release and him starting doing new grills again

>> No.17254916

>>17254869
We can always talk about headpatting the deserving Kiki maids. Not like those shog scum, they deserve nothing.

>> No.17254920

>>17254899
He's working on the book which is for the Comiket in August. He will start releasing girls again in August.

>> No.17254925
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>>17254880
You can select the legacy one in 4chan settings. I changed it because the select one kept displaying errors half way through picking.
>>17254899
>Alps are gay, and dating one makes you gay as well.
If fucking Cagliostro makes me gay then stick a raging mushroom up my ass and call me a homo. Only alp I'd touch though.

>> No.17254932

>>17254907
>>17254920
Does anyone know if there are plans for an English translation of any of the World Guides to be released?

>> No.17254951

>>17254932
Who knows, I highly doubt. MGE is already quite niche, translating even more niche additional info to it hardly profitable. Maybe only if MGE2 broke some record or shit

>> No.17254999
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17254999

I want a mouse for a wife

>> No.17255030

>>17254999
I want a tubby mouse for a wife that I caught with cheese!

>> No.17255031

>>17254951
What notable new girls/aspects were introduced in world book 2?

>> No.17255045

>>17255031
World guide doesn't have new girls, it's info about world, fruits etc

>> No.17255056

>>17255045
I meant MGE2. I always get the titles mixed up.

>> No.17255059

>>17254999
http://imgur.com/8dc4XOu

Mouse girls make for amazing wives. They also make for cute daughters, daughters that eventually turn into wives.

>> No.17255068
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Mice are too small to be the wives of humans. Being a pet wold be a more appropriate position.

>> No.17255069

>>17254869
I wouldn't mind seeing some Polynesian MGs, myself.

>> No.17255081

>>17255069
Like that movie with the rock

>> No.17255082

What do you call an overweight jub jub?

A chub chub!

>> No.17255085
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>>17255030
all the chub went to her chest, what will you do now?

>> No.17255086

>>17255082
CHARON.

>> No.17255088

>>17254999
I want to use a Mouse girl as my personal cock sleeve.

>> No.17255097

>>17255085
Keep going till it goes elsewhere I guess....along with maybe getting those titties lactating.

>> No.17255100

>>17255056
Eh, there are 100 of girls, dunno which ones are notable for you

>> No.17255109
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>>17254592

Exactly this spooky, especially if she has yandere tendencies.

>> No.17255110

>>17255086
What do you call a sleeping jinko?


A tiger in the sheets.

>> No.17255112

>>17255086
>Somebody actually remembers Charon

Holy shit.

>> No.17255115

>>17254925
>You can select the legacy one in 4chan settings.
Where are those setting? Pic captcha is shit, especially when new appear instead of old ones

>> No.17255120

>>17255112
Are you drunk, anon?

>> No.17255127

>>17254951
MGR is planning to translate it.

>> No.17255130

>>17255115
Bottom right of this very page.

>> No.17255133

Alright I need references. Anyone got good smut stories involving buff ladies or general snu snu type stuff? Doesn't even need to be monster girl related, I just need examples.

>> No.17255138

>>17255127
Not CCCCCCC?

>> No.17255142

>>17255138
Nothing announced from them yet, only MGE2 later this year.

>> No.17255151

>>17255138
What is that?

>> No.17255154

>>17255151
Anons being a smug bastard, its seven seas

>> No.17255182

>>17255154
I wish i was as smug as that Anon.

>> No.17255184
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I want my "assassin" to be cute!

>> No.17255186

>>17255184
The cutest.

>> No.17255215

>>17255184
>She's so bad at seducing Anon that she has to do it at knife-point
I guess that can pass as cute too.

>> No.17255224
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>>17254869
Alps you say?

>> No.17255273
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>>17255215
no anon, she is too flustered to seduce cause he is too handsome

>> No.17255276

>>17254572
Yeti would take you to an ice bar to hook you up with her bartender Glacies friend, corporate policy says she has to wear a company logo emblazoned ushanka, she's always unhappy because she hates wearing it

>> No.17255277

>>17255133
Anyone? I'm trying my hand at some writing some but I'm not sure I'm doing well. So far it sounds like a regular generic sex scene with occasional mention of her being buff. I realize that's perfectly serviceable and I don't need to completely change the way I'm writing just for a strong lady, but it still feels a little wrong.

>> No.17255282

>>17255184
>>17255273

>Her target is so depressed he thinks she's actually there to kill him and welcomes death

>> No.17255297

>>17255282
Would you lay down and give in, or face her head on?

>> No.17255307

>>17255297
First thing i would do is ask her if it hurts. If it does then i ask for her sword, might as well do it myself.

>> No.17255310
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17255310

Haughty oujo-samas were made for bullying.

>> No.17255312
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>> No.17255313

>>17255310
No

>> No.17255329

>>17255310
No, they were made for serving.

>> No.17255331

>>17255277
I wrote one a little while ago about a buff Jinko. The smut starts at line 595, but I'm not sure if it'll be much help; I found I had the same troubles as you did, but I guess it depends on how you write it. If it's with her on top like in mine, it'll be much easier since you can write of how she's easily pinning him down and controlling him, but just physical descriptions would work fine in my opinion.

https://pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

>> No.17255336

>>17255312
she looks like a big girl, i like her
>tfw will never be made into a wild barbarian girls slave-husband

>> No.17255337

>>17254869
Come to this, I'm out of the loop. Did we get a new wiki or something? I seem to remember hearing the old one was being moved.

>> No.17255345

>>17255337
Mgewiki

>> No.17255352

>>17255336
She's a short human girl from a cooking manga that eats cockroaches.

>> No.17255361
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17255361

Don't be too intimidated to ask out those older foxes, Anons. Once you get them in bed, their smug ara ara-ness will be shattered by the power of a virile young man's libido. Their previously elegant faces will be replaced by those twisted in ecstasy, eyes rolled back and tongues hanging free of their lascivious mouths.

>> No.17255371
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17255371

>>17255361
I'd rather grow old together with a young fox.

>> No.17255377

>>17255352
>short
and she lost me

>> No.17255390

>>17255120
It's been a while since she's had a spotlight.

>> No.17255392
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17255392

>>17255276
Making a happy Glacies

>> No.17255406
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17255406

Don't fuck with this Glacies, she could metaphorically snap your pelvis in two while making sweet love to you.

>> No.17255412

>>17255371
You can grow old together with an old fox too
>take a foxy grandma to bed and rock her world until 3 in the morning
>she wakes up and drags herself out of bed, cursing your youthful energy for her sore body as she shuffles to the bathroom
>she nearly jumps out of her skin when she sees someone else in the mirror, only to realize it's her
>all that fierce fucking pumped her full of so much spirit energy that her body has reverted to about your physical age, maybe slightly older than you

>> No.17255415

>>17255406
I'd lick her abs but my tongue would get stuck.

>> No.17255417

>>17255392
>>17255406
That's some nice ice.

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>>17255406
>metaphorically snap your pelvis
>his waifu cant literally rip his pelvis in two like a phonebook

>> No.17255437

>>17255420
>literally rip his pelvis in two like a phonebook
But she won't do that, right? Haha...ha...right?

>> No.17255440

>>17255437
not if you take your pants off and assume the position willingly

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>>17255412
I want to fuck a CC fox so much that she turns young!

>> No.17255459

>>17255420
That just sounds kind of grusome. Like Blood C except the rabbits and big chimera thing are monstergirls.

>> No.17255466

>>17255459
>Blood C
garbage. Also just because she could doesnt mean she would, unless shes yandere or something

>> No.17255471

>>17255456
I want to fuck one so that she de-ages everywhere but her chest!

And that all the lost height and meat goes to her chest, hips, and rear!

>> No.17255477

>>17255466
>garbage
I could tell you that just by watching the death scenes on Youtube.
Even if she was yandere, I wouldn't want her to do it to other people. That's just overkill.

>> No.17255481

>>17255477
agreed, me i like big girls who prefer to crush or grind pelvises if ya know what i mean

>> No.17255524

>>17255345
Thanks.

>> No.17255569
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17255569

Locecraftian Nee sans best Nee sans.

>> No.17255572

>>17255569
is this worth reading?

>> No.17255583

>>17255572
Yes.

>> No.17255596

>>17255583
Does it have good monstergirl designs?

>> No.17255612
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17255612

>>17255596
Chiyo is the only monster girl in the story

>> No.17255625
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>>17255612
Good enough for it though

>> No.17255632

>>17255612
Does she rend in twain the minds of man?
Speak in tongues from impossible lands?

>> No.17255686

>>17255632
She cleans her otouto's ears.

>> No.17255687

Remember to pay a visit to the Bright Red City of Yarnham.

Its a peaceful place and has an excellent bloodmoon festival.

As a bonus, they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT have a werewolf problem.

Or a vampire problem.

>> No.17255692

>>17255686
Does he go mad from it?

>> No.17255695

>>17255692
He finds it quite relaxing, if a bit erotic.

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>>17255687
so just how big are these werewolves that supposedly arent a problem
please say huge

>> No.17255705

>>17255700
They would, theoretically, range from human sized, to eight feet to twelve foot tall muscle mountains that can snatch a man in seconds and turn his pelvis to dust in but a fraction of that.


You know, if they existed.

>> No.17255707

>>17255695
He doesn't even go mad with bliss from having his ears cleaned by a neat goat-looking lady? What an ungrateful brat.

>> No.17255710

>>17255583
why?

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>>17255705
ill take the latter pls
>tfw a 12 foot unstopable werewolf girl will never hunt you through the streets of a gothic victorian city smashing through anything between her and your pelvis

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>>17255412
>growing young together
adorable

>> No.17255718

>>17255710
There is an ancient, eons old daemon who has been called the Devil, a God and Demon and she's taking care of someone who thought she was an angel.

Shes also after the D.

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>>17255707

>> No.17255724

>>17255716
Good luck hunter.

Just be sure to watch out for the occasional P'Orc as well.

They're a rarity but they sure grow big here.

>> No.17255725

>>17255719
Okay, I take it back. That's an appropriate reaction.
I want this badly.

>> No.17255730

>>17255724
now i need to travel to the farms on the outskirts and see how big their cows get

>> No.17255738

>>17255718
the D?

>> No.17255741
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17255741

Dragons probably hoard the sheets when you're trying to sleep next to them.

>> No.17255743

>>17255730
Their cows are surprisingly normal, if slightly dark in demeanor

>> No.17255747

>>17255738
Its what monster girls crave.

>> No.17255748

>>17255741
>Dragons probably hoard the sheets
If you're sleeping next to a Dragon chances are you're about to die or be cuddle-raped.

There is no exceptions.

>> No.17255753

>>17255741
That back and those spiny plates are sexy as fuck.

>> No.17255765

>>17255741
I'm pretty sure a dragon would wrap you up in her wings.

>> No.17255776

>>17255741

No, not the sheets. It's you. You are her hoard. The sheets aren't the problem, it's her not letting go of you long enough for you to adjust the sheets if she lets go of you at all.

>> No.17255779

>>17255741
Is this ass fangs?

>> No.17255784

>>17255741
That would just make me latch onto her so I get the sheets too.

>> No.17255785

>>17255331
Had a read, pretty good all things considered. Helped a little bit with things I was trying to incorporate but had issues finding the right words for. Thank you

>> No.17255799

>>17255741
Dragons probably can't sleep in conventional beds. I bet they need something closer akin to a nest.

>> No.17255808

>>17255799
They still have human-shaped bodies. The wings might make lying on their back hard in a traditional way, but there are workarounds. Larger beds with lots of pillows would offer a variety of comfortable sleeping posities.

>> No.17255812

>>17255799
They can always magic their wings away before going to sleep.

>> No.17255816

>>17255812
That's the lazy person's solution.
Why talk about monstergirls if you're just going to say "Nah, they can just get rid of the monstergirl bits."

>> No.17255823

>>17255371
This. Protect her smile, and see the whole spectrum between loli and CC.

>> No.17255826

>>17255785
Glad it helped! Best of luck with whatever you're working on.

>> No.17255827

>>17255816
True enough.

They probably have dragon queen style beds though when living in cities and the like. The wild ones sleep on red and gold mats that are on their hoard.

>> No.17255828

>>17255808
>Human shaped bodies
>Thick ass tails protruding from above their ass, longer than their legs
>Wings coming out of their upper back thrice as long as the girl herself is tall
Nah, a big pit in the center of the room, lined with matress and tens of sheets and pillows for her to curl up in

>> No.17255831

Tomboy spiders in spats.

>> No.17255832

>Kiki maid is cooking dinner for you after a long day
>you walk by the kitchen and notice a pot unattended
>deciding to sample your entree you open the lid and move a finger towards the stew
>out of knowhere a hand grabs your wrist and jerks you backwards
>"Its.....not.....ready....mas...tah."
>after staring intensely at you for a solid 10 seconds she lets go of your wrist
>and just like that she is back to her normal cheerful self
>"But ill call you when its done mastah, go get some rest ok?"
>silently you exit the kitchen and lay on the couch defeated and aroused

>> No.17255833

>>17255831
Tubby, nerdy spiders with glasses!

>> No.17255836

>>17255741
She will hoard the sheets, but not in the way that you're thinking. She'll take you an wrap you in sheets, leaving your front exposed, hold your body close to hers for lots of skin contact, wrap her wings around you for protection, and hold you in with her legs and arms. Just pray she doesn't snore, you're going to be either face to face or have your face smothered between her breasts depending on how tall she is.

>> No.17255840

>>17255832
>aroused
What? How can you get around by someone saying that the food isn't ready? Unless the food was her pussy it doesn't make much sense.

>> No.17255844

>>17255827
Maybe beds specially made to accomodate the back protrusions.

>>17255828
I mean generally human shaped, so they wouldn't naturally curl up like a reptile or quadruped. Something with multiple mattresses would be a good idea, though. Maybe even a sleeping solution that just involved laying on multiple pillows, so if she wanted to lie on her back, she could do so easily, and just sink into the pillows. But I think I read somewhere that harder sleeping surfaces are better for your back, or something like that. I dunno.

>> No.17255856
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17255856

Are humans the real monsters here?

>> No.17255857

>>17255840
I somehow got the sense that it was actually a potion.

>> No.17255861

>>17255828
Mesh hammock with holes big enough for wings and tail could work.

>> No.17255863

>>17255840
She drugged it.

>> No.17255864

>>17255856
Why does she have rice in her drawers?

>> No.17255872

>>17255861
Nigger, a mesh hammock with holes big enough for wings and tail is a mesh hammock with holes big enough to fall through.

>> No.17255876

>>17255857
>>17255863
>When you're so dense not even potions work

>> No.17255882

>>17255861
>>17255872
>anon humorously gets stuck as he falls through one of the holes
>dragon waifu seizes the opportunity to unleash levels of teasing cheshire cats could only dream of attaining

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>>17255856
>loli oni
no. Though id like to think that the soybean thing is fake, so when you try it on a say a 10ft tall red cheiftess she just laughs, eats a handful, and obliterates your pelvis and takes you as a sex slave

>> No.17255895

>>17255863
>Drugging the food
But i already drugged the food. If she drugs it too will it neutralize the drugs i already put in there?

>> No.17255901

>>17255828
For some reason I'm really sad now.
>Dragons will never know the simple comfort of lying on their back without the need for magic

>> No.17255906

>>17255864
Those are soybeans. There's a Japanese festival where soybeans are thrown from one's house, or at a family member wearing an oni mask, to repel demons and bring good luck.
Onis are the traditional Japanese demon, so they've become associated with a severe aversion to soybeans, like vampires and symbols of faith.

>> No.17255910

>>17255901
They could, but it would be extremely uncomfortable. Imagine the pressure on her shoulders if she lies down on her wings, assuming they aren't flexible enough to comfortably lie flush with her back. Or the odd angle of her hips as her thick ass tail juts out from behind her.

>> No.17255912

>>17255901
>Not lying beneath her and bearing her weight so you can comfortably cusion her wings and tail.
A human and a monstergirl together can accomplish infinitely more than what either one could do individually. It's partly what marriage is about. Covering each other's weaknesses and inabilities.

>> No.17255919

>>17255901
It's the whitehorns you should pity.

>> No.17255922

>>17255888
If i use a chained Oni like my playtoy until i'm satisfied and then escape, how many days will it be until she tracks me down and rapes me?

>> No.17255926

>>17255888
Big!
Meaty!
Oni!

>> No.17255930

>>17255828

Or they could do what I do and just lay on their front.

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>>17255926
only the biggest for me

>> No.17255936
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>Anon ends up in MGE after a freak teleportation accident.
>He ends up in the palace of backwater country.
>End being declared king after he left the country to buy a package of cigarettes.
>Using all of his knowledge (Mainly vidya, history and wargames).
>His method of running a country is just the social-political version of throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks.
>Unfortunately, his nation happens to be between Lescartie, now ruled by Druella and the rest of the human nations.
>Anon decides to fight her off using unconventional methods, like sending a letter that states LILIMS ARE SHIT!

>> No.17255939
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>>17255888
petit soft oni are the only good oni

>> No.17255941

>>17255930
That's what I do too, lay on my front with my head to the side. But I'm beginning to get worried about my neck.

>> No.17255946

>>17255936
>LILIMS ARE SHIT!
That's just gonna trigger her and make her rape you personally and blow up your country with a DE nuke.

>> No.17255948

>>17255840
I just enjoy chefs who take a strict stance with cooking, mix that with a small Kiki mandhandling me and oh boy. But i do enjoy the idea of her drugging it though.

>> No.17255949
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17255949

>>17255888
Anake is GOOD.
Anake needs more art.

>> No.17255950

>>17255934
Blue looks cute and red looks fun.

Would let one get softer and the other gets stronger.

>> No.17255951

>>17255934
>Uncensored nipples
Brave boy.

>> No.17255954

>>17255939
Sluten-Douji a shit, Ibaraki for life.

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17255956

>>17255939
>petit soft oni are the only good oni
>small oni
yeah, no

>> No.17255957

>>17255934
That is one huge ahoge.

>> No.17255961

>>17255939
>You'll never have a threesome with Shuten and Ibaraki

>> No.17255963
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>>17255934
My dude

>> No.17255965

>>17255936
>tfw dream of being a dictatorial leader who bans loli, keeps nation isolated, goe full agrarian with lots of holsts, minos, weresheep, etc and getting to fufill my /k/ fantasies of arming my forces with guns based on my personal preferences rather than effectivness

>> No.17255967

>>17255946
You see, that's the genius of it, the madder someone gets, the stupider their decisions become. He starts pranking her in the most unusual ways just so she'll keep getting more and more upset.

>> No.17255970

>>17255936
If it was me i would probably rule with a harsh but fair fist, tell Lescatie to fuck off and solidify my right to rule through trade and other treaties with the human lands.

50% or so chance of getting listened by the human nations though, so i would probably change the kingdom slowly to a monster friendly nation. Deruella can still fuck off though.

>> No.17255973
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>>17255963
i see you are also a man of fine tastes

>> No.17255981

>>17255963
I wonder if the next Vanillaware game will have neat monstergirl designs.

>> No.17256000

>>17255747
There's no D in "electrolytes" though. This doesn't make sense.

>> No.17256003

Would you make dad jokes to your new daughteru? Everyone knows these jokes lay the necessary foundation for a talent in bullying and teasing.

>> No.17256008
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>>17255954
Fuck the banana.

>> No.17256016

>>17256008
That's the goal.
Best bit is she has transformation A so she doesn't need to stay loli.

>> No.17256018
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>>17256008
>cannot into snu-snu
not even a proper oni

>> No.17256037
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Choose one design.

>> No.17256040

>>17256003
>Oni daughteru brings her first boyfriend home from school one Friday
>hand the boy a bottle of vitamins and some whey protein and tell him that he's "gonna need it for later"

>> No.17256044
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I heard someone say Banana.

>> No.17256052

>>17256044
Cute banana.
Gonna cuddle and give chocolate.

>> No.17256053
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>>17256037
Only pretentious cunts choose the right design.

>> No.17256055
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Sundresses are important.

>> No.17256057
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>>17256008
>tfw already started to collect quartz for her and jackripper
Pls drop

>> No.17256059

>>17256052
Chocolate, grails. Same thing really.

>> No.17256062
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>>17256053
I'm afraid to tell you that the truth is that you're wrong.

>> No.17256064

>>17256057
>Not saving for gorgon.


Just kidding.

I'm working my way through france and waiting for the 'stellar' writing of Rome before doing a ten roll to see if I can snag another gold besides lily and sumanai.


>>17256059
Only for Ibaraki.

>> No.17256066

>>17256018
/fit/ anons better be careful with onis. if you rub your rock-hard abs against hers, the resulting sparks could set your bed on fire. buy a salamander approved bed-spread

>> No.17256067
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>>17256044
>>17256055
>>17256057
wheres their chests, cant have an Oni without those oni orbs

>> No.17256073
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>>17256067
Well Ibaraki can literally change her form at will.

and fly. but that's not important

>> No.17256076

>>17256064
You didn't reroll for 5*? Want jannu+camilla+liz+martha and 2 5* acc?

>> No.17256077

>>17256073
then why does she take the shit form of a loli and not a big girl hmm?

>> No.17256083

>>17256077
Because flat is justice.

>> No.17256085

>>17256073
Truly a fearsome terror.

>>17256076
Nope.
I take my lumps and power on through it.
Besides, the Jalter account I have started with a sumanai and herk after losing my original account due to not getting a tansfer code and Bluestrap shitting itself.

>> No.17256092

>>17256077
Because Shuten is flat and ibaraki wants to be like Shuten.

>> No.17256093
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>>17256083
flat is an abomination

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>>17256067
>not wanting a thicc pear
>>17256076
Not him, but I regret rerolling after that one time I pulled a Waver and that shitter Marie. At least I have Herc, Emiya, and Cu in the end.

>> No.17256098
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>>17256093
Pretty sure this is an abomination.

>> No.17256100

>>17256098
no that is a lovecraftian horror

>> No.17256101

>>17256100
Is it because their craft is that of love?

>> No.17256115

>>17256077
>then why does she take the shit form of a loli
Because she has good taste

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>>17256096
>not wanting a big dominant girl
>>17256115
i beg to differ

>> No.17256118
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>>17256096
My team is also full homo. At least I will pick tamamo cat as free 4*
Though Mash is also cute

>> No.17256120
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I want to dress up my smug waifu!

>> No.17256127

>>17256116
Lolidom > hagdom

>> No.17256129

>>17256127
>Lolidom
>cant even snu snu
even my pelvis laughs at you

>> No.17256130

>>17251364
Those aren't lolis. Even if artists always draw 'coon as one.

>> No.17256131

>>17256118
Yeah, tamamo a cute.
Mashu is best kohai.

>>17256120
>Shuten is embaressed by wearing cute clothes.

Fantastic.

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>>17256129
Snu snu is not femdom, it's rough sex you dummy.
This is femdom.

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>>17256129
Whatever gave you that impression?

>> No.17256149

>>17256139
But that's a dragon, not a fox!

>> No.17256150

>>17256138
Femdom is shit.

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>>17256139
>>17256138
wheres the weight, the being smothered by O cups while sucking on them, the rock hard abs, the set of big mg hands pinning you to the bed? The repeated bone shattering thrusts of a girl with the ability to level mountains? A loli cant even hit your collar bone, but a big girl, all you can see hear feel and smell is her when shes on top of you

>> No.17256165

>>17256150
Hey buddy aint nothing wrong with letting your waifu lovingly dominate you in the bed with her body.

>> No.17256168

>>17256149
She's a tricky one. Damn you fluffy dragons and your magic to turn into mofu.

>> No.17256171

>>17256168
Tricky indeed.
Would molest.

>> No.17256172

>>17256138
>snu snu is not femdom

>>17256150
You are shit

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>>17256150
you made me waste an image that ill have to come back and delete later

>> No.17256190

>>17256165
Nothing wrong with dominating your wife lovingly neither.

>> No.17256195

>>17256172
It isn't.
>>17256157
Suika can fuck you MUCH harder than Yuugi could ever hope to.

>> No.17256198

>>17256190
>not playing Mario Kart with your waifu to determine who's on top
Plebs.

>> No.17256202

I desire a pudgy jinko and a muscle dormouse.

The cuddliest girls for bedtime snuggling.

>> No.17256207

>>17256171
O prefer normal sized ones, so she would be safe on my arms.

>> No.17256208

>>17255946
>her rape you personally
Thats why i say Lilims are SHIT!

Because if its really that easy just to annoy one and they rape you, well i don't think i need to say anything about the perks that come with it.

>> No.17256212

>>17256202
>The cuddliest girls for bedtime snuggling.
wrong, a barometz on one side and a weresheep on the other

>> No.17256218

>>17256212
Well, I would't mind adding a strongfat weresheep to the group.
Would love having them all snuggle up at the end of a day.

>> No.17256241

>>17256120
It certainly is a creative way to de-smug the waifu, if only momentarily.

>> No.17256337

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to only buy your lolis regular cakes and not those weird wonderland ones.


Do you know how expensive it is to buy new clothes?

>> No.17256358

>>17256337
>and not those weird wonderland ones.
I am going to replace every single Sabbath cake with wonderland cake.

I will make sure none are left lolis.

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>>17256202
Time for bed

>> No.17256367

>>17256358
Just make sure it doesn't get into the junior loli classes.

Don't want young monster girls suddenly finding themselves tall and rocking huge racks now do you?

>> No.17256376

>>17256364
Those snuggle lumps are perfect for bed.

>> No.17256379

>i hate lolis
t. reddit

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>>17256364
I want a snuggly sheep!!

>> No.17256387

>>17256367
Y... No?

>> No.17256399
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Do boys get dazzled by shows of opulence?

>> No.17256403

>>17256195
Just don't let her grab you dude.

>> No.17256408

>>17256399
>That face
Its hideous.

>> No.17256409

>>17256198
>Mario Kart
Might as well just flip a coin and speed things up a bit.

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>>17255700
>>17255687
>>17255716
>Browsing /mgg/ in breaks from Necromancer farming in D3
>Keep dreaming of building a Flesh Golem waifu like Frakenstein's monster from F/GO
>In fucking Yharnham
Which one of you fuckers keeps doing this to me.

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>>17256424

>> No.17256446
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I hear alps are vicious this time of year. especially at night good night anons!

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>>17256446
Wrong image bud.

>> No.17256457

>>17256452
Fuck you I literally just finished typing a poem to go with that image.
Here it is anyway:

As rises the Moon and sets the Sun,
His loins shall move to put in my over a bun,
In his sleep he'll move his hips
And onto his I'll press my lips!

>> No.17256459

>>17256457
>over
oven*

>> No.17256467

>>17256457
Bars family.

>> No.17256471

>>17256467
I have no idea what that is! All that matters is lewdness and a rhyme at the end.

>> No.17256480

>>17255936
>skills in history, vidya, and wargaming
Now i want to make a lilim cry by thoroughly beating her in a game of 40k or steel division

>> No.17256499

>>17256480
>40k
>Auto-lock Tau and/or Eldar in DOW1
>steel division
>This makes the lilim cry by existence of the war

This pleases me, but remember call her SHIT to really drive it in. Then buy her ice-cream because no one is that heartless.

Lilims are shit but sometimes bullying can go too far.

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>>17256480
>Now i want to make a lilim cry

>> No.17256512

>>17256499
>Tau and/or Eldar
There are no cheshires smug enough in the multiverse

>> No.17256516

>You'll never have a room in Cainhurst Castle
>you'll never observe the court intrigues, take place in delicious banquets, lose hours in their great libraries or stroll the rooftops with your vampiric waifu, hunting the odd blood-addled beast

>> No.17256517

>>17256502
THERE ARE NO LILIM POLICE ANON.

>> No.17256521

>>17256517
THE LILIM WILL BE THE POLICE
And you're in for thorough interrogation

>> No.17256530

>>17256521
>THE LILIM WILL BE THE POLICE
WELL IM GOING TO BULLY HER MORE.

AND FUCK THE POLICE

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>>17256530
>AND FUCK THE POLICE

>> No.17256546

>>17256535
>implying that wasn't the plan when i started wanting ot bully lilims
There is always an ulterior motive.

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>>17256546
It's all fun and games until the lilim starts bullying you
Softly while whispering into your hear how much time could've been saved if you had been straightforward the first day, and how she's gonna get back at you for that

>> No.17256569

>>17256535
Can someone please review the stages of Alps? I need to establish how gay I'll allow myself to get this fap.

>> No.17256574

>>17256564
But anon Druella is SHIT.

TURNS OUT I WAS TSUN THIS ENTIRE TIME.

>> No.17256586

Nice surprise boxes

>> No.17256591

>>17256574
>Playing hard to get
Anon, you don't want Druella getting fed up with the playing and just pounce on you. You don't want her immobilizing you with her hands pinning your wrists against the floor and her butt resting on your waist. You most certainly don't also want her tail entangling itself around your leg in the meantime as she softly calls you a slippery tsun. And you REALLY don't want her to lower her head till her mouth is almost touching your ear to whisper sweet nothings to you.

>> No.17256603

>>17256101
>HP Smugcraft.png

>> No.17256604

>>17256591
>Anon, you don't want Druella

No but i'd want one of her sisters because shes actually shit.

I say Lilims a shit to bully them but she is actually shit.

>> No.17256606

>>17256569
>Calling Druella an Alp
Some next level bullying there

>> No.17256610

>>17256445
I want to fluster a flayer and make her swoon in my arms.

>> No.17256630

>>17256604
>No but i'd want one of her sisters
Which one?

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>> No.17256639

>>17256630
Anyone that isn't an OC, but im content with a Dragonfu
THE BULLYING NEVER ENDS.

>> No.17256640

>>17256638
Dumb carrot

>> No.17256657

>>17255981
It wont, the next game is scifi and mechs

>> No.17256673
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What kind of MG would Akane san be?

>> No.17256674

>>17256673
Kagari san, I mean.

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Oh no, I hope I'm not too late for the Oni Happy Hour.

I need to taste test their homebrews!

>> No.17256699

Ghost girls keep their general mannerisms, but not their memories right? I want too flirt with ghosts from different decades!
>'50s ghost thinks I'm the bee's knees
>'60s ghost thinks I'm groovy
>'70s ghost thinks I'm far out
>'80s ghost thinks I'm bitchen
>'90s ghost thinks I'm rad

>> No.17256709

>>17256673
A Familiar.

>> No.17256711

>>17256699
Here is your Ghost, don't click unless you're prepared to be spooked.

http://imgur.com/a/bYBqM

>> No.17256715

>>17256709
She's an Onee chan though.

>> No.17256723

>>17256715
But she's literally his familiar.

>> No.17256726

>>17256723
But Familiars want Onee sans. She is an Onee san.

>> No.17256729

>>17256673
Dark mage or Dragon.

>> No.17256730

>>17256726
>Familiars want Onee sans
Onee-CHAN. Unless you mean Familiars are all lesbians.

>> No.17256734

>>17256673
>>17256729
This, some kind of Dragon, purple or black in color.

>> No.17256739

>>17256699
I dread the anon who ends up with a millenial ghost

>> No.17256742

>>17256564
That Allured dude is a cool guy, weird that he's got a tail though, never noticed it before.

>> No.17256743

>>17256739
>millenial ghost
>They're all wisp
>Also super depressed
At least someone will support my suicide.

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>>17256726
Anon, I reiterate, she's literally his familiar,
along with the demon named Evermillion.

>> No.17256749

>>17256742
Allured a huge god damn nerd though and always wears a hoodie. We should steal his lunch money for being such an edgy nerd.

>> No.17256750

>>17256739
No thanks. I'm not depressed, suicidal, or addicted to using drugs and booze to dull my feelings.

>> No.17256751

>>17256743
If she looks like the one >>17256711 posted, at least she's got fat tats.

>> No.17256754

>>17256749
I've got it, let's give him a wedgie after school!

>> No.17256758

>>17256711
I clicked. Wasn't spooked, but wasn't impressed either.

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>>17256758
How about this?!

Are you spooked now?

>> No.17256763

>>17256761
Positively petrified.

>> No.17256767

>>17256754
His sunglasses are also gay and that stupid ninja mask muffles his voice i cant understand the hell hes saying, lets steal those too.

>> No.17256773

>>17256767
Yeah, then lets give his long, luxurious hair a wash with a swirly!

>> No.17256786

>>17256767
I stole the red and black sword in his locker, along with some armor. There was a sticky note on them, something about the armor being cursed and the sword living or some chunni shit. Let's try them out!

>> No.17256789

>>17256773
I bet that little faggot dyed his hair white too! Lets change it to black!

>> No.17256795

>>17256767
>>17256773
>>17256786
>>17256789
Guys, I heard from someone that he's wearing a bra, what a creep, probably stole it from some girl. What a pervert!

>> No.17256800

>>17256795
I also hear he wears panties.

I bet he cross-dresses at home, we should check.

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I've been sitting on this idea for a slow burn corruption story, but it doesn't seem to come out the way I want it to.

>> No.17256878

>>17256857
>I've been sitting on this idea for a slow burn corruption story

I want that Lesser Succubus to sit on my face.

>> No.17256924

>>17256878
But how is she going to become a full succubus at that rate?

>> No.17256975

>>17248022
Wow
That's a lot of buttplugs erupting from her ass

too much insertion? She seems uncomfortable

>> No.17256985

Elves cosplaying as other monster girls.
Including butt plug tails.

>> No.17256997
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17256997

How much longer until the portals open?

I can't wake up.

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>>17256985
What about elves cosplaying as link?

>> No.17257014

>>17256997
>If anyone could use some company it's you, right?
I've got vidya, an internet connection, an asshole dog and a world of shitposting to do so I'm just fine, cunt. We can be friends but let's try that approach again, huh?

>>17256999
But that's Zelda and Zelda is already an elf.

>> No.17257018

>>17256924
One lick at a time. That or she can lean forward and we trade a lick for a suck.

>> No.17257020

I want a smug Lich. I have no Idea what that would be like But I want it.

>> No.17257061

>>17257020
She'd drug you up to the eyeballs with potions and ufufufu when it turns you into a moaning quickshot.

>> No.17257070

>>17257061
>Anon came in 20 seconds after getting a footjob while drugged
>"It's a success, hehehe~"

>> No.17257109

>>17257061
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.17257115
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17257115

Sandworms are for _______.

>> No.17257119

>>17257115
Qts

>> No.17257120

>>17257115
Licking you clean

>> No.17257136

>>17257115


Neets who want their waifu to be their room.

>> No.17257148

>>17257136
Now I think about it sandworm fags are the ultimate NEETs. Also thinking about it, wouldn't they be living in the dark most of their lives with their sandworm wives?

>> No.17257149

>>17254450
lewd!

>> No.17257154

>>17257148
KC has said in one of his Q-and-As that sandworms can emit a light inside so that it's not dark.

>> No.17257185

Speaking of sandworms, I wonder if they smell bad at all. They really don't have any way to wash their bodies. Would she smell like bad breath or something, or would mamono mana make it so that it's tolerable?

>> No.17257212

>>17257154
So, sandworms are glow worms?

>> No.17257257

>>17257212
In their own way. Their bodies may not light up like a lightning bug would, but a magical light that allows you to see inside of her.

>>17257154
Correction: It was from a tweet not a Q-and-A.

>> No.17257286

>>17256999
Somebody's looking for a little bit of 'game over' role play.

>> No.17257309

>>17257286
Make sure those shackles are heavy. It'll only excite her more.

>> No.17257312

>>17257309
Of course.

May have to strip her down though.

And she does know that Gannon is a pig right?

That means she's going to get made into a big, soft, breeding sow.

>> No.17257321

>>17257312
Buiii

>> No.17257326

>>17257321
Yep.

Gonna get her squealing.

Gonna make her a big soft elf pig for my use.

>> No.17257332

>>17257326
Proud, muscled warrior elves are for turning into soft breeding maids.

>> No.17257353
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17257353

Post longnecks.

>> No.17257358

>>17257353
What happens when you call her giraffe?

>> No.17257360

>>17257358
Necking.

>> No.17257365

>>17257358
She tells you that there are no Kirins at her school and that you have the wrong person.

>> No.17257385

>>17257360
She hangs you?

>> No.17257393

>>17257385
She imitates the act of male giraffes competing for females.

>> No.17257404

>>17257353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21Qz_0GMr4
Confirmed.

>> No.17257414

https://twitter.com/suiran2037/status/880033776797007872
>that shot stack diamond trumpart
>this is the girl who is so /d/ she wouldmake druella blush

>> No.17257421

>>17257414
Dem thighs

>> No.17257438

>>17257414
On one hand I want a trumpart that likes to cuddle in her card.

On the other hand, a diamond would probably let do a lot of things that would alter her body.

>> No.17257445

>>17257438
Like fucking in abstract body types?

>> No.17257460

>>17257438
Diamonds are pretty nice. After the initial shock wore off I started to realize that I'd love being with one, there's so much stuff I'd want to try that I doubt things would ever get boring.

>> No.17257463

>>17257445
Nah, just enjoy girls with muscle, tits, added, and pudge in amounts that would get me told to leave..


Although now I wonder if the 'suit' of the girl affects how she acts.

Say, a diamond Alice

>> No.17257469

>>17257460
Exactly.

There would be some lines (no bestiality/tentacles) but it would put a lot of options out there

>> No.17257480

>>17257438
Anyone ever notice that many of the other wonderland girls wear outfits with different card suit symbols on them as well?

Cheshire cats and alices have a spade (energetic), dormouse a club (introverted and quiet), jabberwock and mad hatter a diamond (/d/ tier fetishes), jubjub, march hare, and humpty egg a heart (extremely sex obsessed)

>> No.17257494

>>17257480
yes

>> No.17257508

>>17257460
Diamond girls would be perfect for me. I'd be accepting of just about every fetish they have in store for me, as long as it doesn't involve any excrement.

>> No.17257516

>>17257480
That's what I'm getting at.

Imagine a diamond Cheshire

>> No.17257534

>>17257516
Imagine going to pee after eating a meal she prepared and finding out that you have 4 dicks.

>> No.17257549

>>17257534
Only to find out the one on the back of your head is where the pee is coming out.

>> No.17257562

>>17257549
home made tentacle potion?

>> No.17257563
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17257563

How about those childlike tittymonsters?

>> No.17257576

>>17257469
I feel like trumparts would be more open to mindflayer assisted play than other girls too. A lot of fun to be had with temporary mind alterations, especially if also aided by wonderland potions and fruits that change your body types.
>could turn into a shota and turn her into a milf and have your memories altered to think it's a legitimate student/teacher relationship for a day
>give her the innocence and body type of an alice and completely violate her
>she gives me the body of a buff soldier and makes herself look like a soft christmas cake, has the mindflayer make us believe that I'm a warrior taking her as the spoils of war
Being as crazy as they are they would be totally into extreme role play.

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17257589

>>17257576
>you will never be facesat by a big bootied Trumpart

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17257591

>>17257563
Melt-chan is better.

>> No.17257601

>>17257589
>you will never eat her out from below while gripping her soft thighs
Fuck.

>> No.17257608

>>17257591
>>17257563
Both a cute

>>17257534
She's probably doing stuff to herself as well

>> No.17257650

>>17257589
Since she's a heart, she'll sit on your face for hours.

>> No.17257675

>>17257650
Does she have a heart shaped rear?

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>>17253712
Don't bring that shit up here man I'm a recovering addict.

>> No.17257693

>>17257677
Of an addiction to lolis?

>> No.17257695

>>17257693
No, not lolis. Never was much of a fan of those.

>> No.17257708

>>17257677
I'm currently still addicted. How were you able to wean yourself off? I just can't get enough of those adorable harpies.
>>17257576
What birbs would be okay with that kind of extreme roleplay? I want to develop a harpy-like flight suit so I can fly with my girl. Then, I'd want to get temporarily flayed into thinking I'm a male harpy and we can vacation by nesting in the wild.

>> No.17257718
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17257718

I was browsing an online bookstore and the MGE book found its way into my recommendations. What do?

>> No.17257721

>>17257718
Buy that shit nigga and make your life 10x better

>> No.17257723

>>17257721
If you say so sir.

>> No.17257727

>>17257718
>it keeps showing up in my amazon recommendations
They know.

>> No.17257737
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17257737

What if monsters had a psychological need to put things inside pots, explaining where you generally find money and healing potions in?

>> No.17257739

>>17257737
Djinn of the jar has a hard lot in life.

>> No.17257750
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17257750

Assassin dark elves 'killing' your 'unmarried' status!

>> No.17257752

>>17256857
I had an idea for a story about the circumstances that would follow after a Dark Matter explodes in the middle of a city in our universe, told from the perspective of a guy who wanted to create order, in contrast of the monsterization that only creates chaos. Since i am no writefag i never went about to write it. Also i felt it wouldn't be received well by the thread since it had a somewhat edgy tone, like the monsters not being always in the right and thus sex not saving the day by itself,
so i stopped thinking about it. It had a good ending though.


I even forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me.

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17257757

>>17257750
I do not consent.
>>17257752
Yeah, not like Dark Matters needed more stories anyway.

>> No.17257758

>>17257737
One monster girl even puts herself into the pot.

>> No.17257760

>>17257757
Does anyone have the Nine-Elilim picture? I forgot to save it last time it was posted.

>> No.17257774

Could a hatter successfully convince you that credits will do fine

>> No.17257787

>>17257774
I don't understand.

>> No.17257791

>>17257787
I think it's an euphemism for sex.

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>> No.17257809

>>17257803
I'd fuck her from behind while scratching her ears.

>> No.17257818
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17257818

This shy girl wants to learn how to swim. Will you teach her, anon?

>> No.17257822

>>17257818
Sure. Let's drop her in.

>> No.17257825

>>17257818
She doesn't need to learn. She already has 2 floating devices with her.

>> No.17257827

>>17257818
With her buoyancy, she has nothing to worry about.

>> No.17257841

>>17257825
>>17257827
You shouldn't tell her. She's very self conscious about her body.

>> No.17257856

>>17257818
Not me, I'm an awful teacher.

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17257865

>>17257353

>> No.17257872
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17257872

When the portals open I'm going to find me a Dark Elf willing to keep me for life. How do I impress a potential owner?

>> No.17257883

>>17257841
Oh, i see. This requires the dense approach to bullying then. I will touch her tits as much as i can with my body without making it seem that i realize it. She will surely learn how to swim just to hide from me in the water.

>> No.17257886

>>17257872
You praise and submit to her. Many elves would be raped ruthlessly, especially the dark ones. Finding a mate that will submit would make her extremelly happy.

>> No.17257891

>>17257886
As easy as all that? The exact opposite of human women. Wonderful.

>> No.17257897

>>17257883
No bullying!

>> No.17257910

>>17257865
>A Dullahan, but tethered

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17257914

>>17257865
convenient

>> No.17257922

>>17257914
This would be terrifying to be honest. All you would see is a disembodied head going towards your face at full speed.

>> No.17257923

Daughterus in wedding dresses!

>> No.17257933
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17257933

>>17257922
That would be nice, although not as nice as seeing spider thighs going towards my face at full speed.

>> No.17257936

>>17257923
Embarrassing the daughter with stories from when she s a child in front of her husband.

>> No.17257938

>>17257923
What are you saying here anon, grown up daughterus marrying their husbands or little daughterus marrying their fathers?

>> No.17257939
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17257939

Does your waifu know how to sing?

>> No.17257943

>>17257897
Is it wrong for me to call an overweight mermaid a fatty tuna?

>> No.17257949

>>17257943
Yes

>> No.17257950

>>17257939
Mine does! She has a beautiful voice, but she doesn't like anyone knowing about it except me and our daughteru.

>> No.17257953

>>17257943
Manatee would probably be closer.

>> No.17257958

>>17257949
Ok.

>>17257953
Could just go with sea cow or baluga

>> No.17257962

>>17257950
Well now we all know, Canine Cuddler.

>> No.17257967

>>17257962
Shhh, anon.

>> No.17257968

>>17257939
No, not really.

>> No.17257976

>>17257939
She doesn't know how to sing, but she does it a lot when i'm fucking her for some reason.

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17257993

>>17257752
Sounds like an Awakening from Shadowrun.

>>17257872
Defeat all other potential mates and display enough cunning to help her defeat potential rivals. Alternatively, look like a better potential mate than her elf neighbor's husband.

>> No.17258000

>>17257993
Grey is the best color for an Elf after all.

>> No.17258004

>>17257993
>MGE Shadowrun

I'm horrified but ready for Tanukorp

>> No.17258011

>>17258004
How come we don't have more cyberpunk stories anyway?

>> No.17258019

>>17258004
I want to enter the matrix and hack my way into Tanukorp's bank account.

>> No.17258025
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17258025

>>17258019
Hope you don't catch anything nasty.

>> No.17258030

>>17258011
No idea because muscled arachne with cyberlegs and goggles seems kinda hot

.
>>17258019

They've got top tier cyber security so good luck and hope they don't send some Ochis to bust your legs

>> No.17258033

>>17258025
>>17258030
Don't worry, i'm an expert decker.

>> No.17258039

>>17258033
>decker
NERD

>> No.17258073

>>17257993
>Awakening from Shadowrun
I just read about it and that's pretty damn close to what i had in mind, although the troubles would have come from the problems we already have here like crime and corruption rather than what monsters would bring with them. Making them use magic and stuff like that is a good idea though.

>> No.17258095

What do you do when your daughteru enters heat for the first time?

>> No.17258098

>>17258095
Lock her in the basement.

>> No.17258101

>>17258095
hold her down and stuff my dick inside her

>> No.17258109

>>17258095
Keep her at he and tell her not to rape anybody.

>> No.17258120

>>17258095
Tie her up and gag her so she can't go rape anybody or make any bad decisions.

>> No.17258124

Would you give a manticore a manicure?

>> No.17258125

>>17258095
Lock her and her shota childhood friend in the same room.

>> No.17258137

>>17258095
Give her some assorted MGs fruits and sex enhancers and lock her in a room with a suitable shota

>> No.17258138

>>17258095
A milestone like that is cause for celebration! I'd get my waifu and we'd lovingly pamper our precious daughteru in her time of need. We'd make sure she is attended to in every way she could possibly dream of!

>> No.17258141

>>17258124
Sure! But what's the catch?

>> No.17258146

>>17258141
You have to paint the tail spikes too.

>> No.17258149

>>17258138
Every way she could possibly dream of? What if she ends up sending your wife on errands that are hours long and asks to spend some alone time with you? Should she ask you to help ease her suffering, would you do it?

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17258150

How heavy is that shell?

>> No.17258152

>>17258095
Let her stay locked up and alone, masturbating until she cools down.

>> No.17258155

>>17258095
sleepover with her best friend

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17258157

As a manlet I want to bully a tall monster. Like an oni or ogre.

>> No.17258158

>>17258149
I think you're misunderstanding here anon, what my waifu and I would be doing to her would be intensely sexual.

>> No.17258165

>>17258146
Is that a bad thing? It's not like she'll prick me or anything, that would be illegal and painful. I'll be extra painful.

>> No.17258169

>>17258158
So long as your prepared for her to live with you a few years past twenty you're probably the best father a girl could ever ask for.

>> No.17258172

>>17258169
My waifu and I would be prepared for her to stay with us forever anon. In fact we'd encourage it!

>> No.17258177

>>17258150
it's prity light. it's just unwieldly

>> No.17258181

>>17258169
Speaking of daughterus leaving, I'd visit mine every 2 days and there's nothing that can stop me.

>> No.17258187

>>17258181
How would she react to the visits? Would she be surprised? Or would she get really embarrassed once she realizes your going to be around quite often?

>> No.17258190

Has anyone wondered how all the men drawn in MGE with MG partners are quite attractive even if they're faceless.

Really makes you think

>> No.17258192

>>17257353
Be advised

>> No.17258196

>>17258190
Alp spotted

>> No.17258197

>>17258190
>Focusing on the man
Either you're an alp or 3DPD.

>> No.17258199

>>17258190
It's called 2D

>> No.17258202

>>17258187
Both, surprised and I hope she doesn't get too embarrassed. But she needs to understand that I'm going to always drop hints of her making granddaughterus until she does

>> No.17258203

>>17258190
HAH! Gayyyyyyyy!

>> No.17258205

>>17258196
>>17258197
>>17258203
S-Stop! That's not what I meant! I'm not gay!

>> No.17258209

>>17258190
I wish i was faceless. Monster girls seem to like them more for some reason.

>> No.17258211

>>17258209
Just wash your face with acid anon, that'll do the trick.

>> No.17258215

>>17258190
>>17258209
Mamanomana, duh.

>> No.17258218

>>17258205
Nah, you are definitely gay. I don't know what else could you mean by saying guys are hot.

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