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17237062 No.17237062 [Reply] [Original]

There's no particular reason, but you have to sleep with Yukari tonight.

>> No.17237074

Can I use the cat as a pillow and the fox as my sheets?

>> No.17237078

I will never share a bed with a woman.

>> No.17237089
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>There's no particular reason
Sure there is - she's my wife!

>> No.17237092

Why do I have to sleep with your wife? Is this some kind of kink?

>> No.17237093
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Does this Yukari have a dick? If so, I refuse. I don't wanna get throat and ass raped while trying to sleep.

>> No.17237104

This. This should be one of the first questions you ask. The second - what the hell are you going to wake up to.
What? Is this a dangerous day or something?

>> No.17237127

But anon that's the best part.

>> No.17237134


>> No.17237139
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Reimu refused Yukari's offer after her own experience with her so she's looking for another replacement.

>> No.17237172
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It's just like any other night, then.

>> No.17237187

Does this mean i have to deal with her popping out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of me, when im minding my own business? Im down for it. It's a little lonely really. Some company will do - a 2hu is a bonus really.
Wait.. Something isn't right here in your image...
Also, you mentioned "experience". What experience are we talking about here?
In all honesty, find it hard to believe Reimu would be replaced, Yukarin would just progress as normal right?
Is there something more to it? Or am i overthinking stuff again.

>> No.17237329

I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.

>> No.17237372
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But Ran won't let me.
F-father in law?

>> No.17237380

The best thing about Yukari is that she'd be able to give you blowjobs at almost anytime. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2114303

>> No.17237385
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>Reimu refused Yukari's offer
We have to find out what she told you.

>> No.17237402

Yeah. Definately a bonus.
So what are th- Wait- You just avioded the question!

>> No.17237405
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>I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.
Shit. What kind of parent did you have? [rethorical question]

>> No.17237433
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But yukari a nympho

>> No.17237447

Probably told her that she'd give large amounts of money if Reimu whores her body to Yukari and sleep with her again.

>> No.17237458
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Well you got yourself caught, what's the next step in your master plan?

>> No.17237462

But I don't want to go to sleep yet! I want to stay up all night!!

>> No.17237473

Single mother. But I'm not sure why your question is rhetorical.

>> No.17237487
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If persuading her failed, Yukari has to make Reimu her personal slut by force.

>> No.17237488

I said it was rehtorical because you didn't really have to respond. I didn't plan on pushing any further.
I hope life wasn't too hard on you. All i can really say.

>> No.17237494
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Crashing this thread.

>> No.17237499

Well. Someone might've off'd Reimu or somewhere along those lines if Yukarin is looking for a replacement. I'd like to retract my offer. It's not looking good anymore.

>> No.17237505

Man. What a trainwreck.

>> No.17237510

I had to work alone here.

>> No.17237519 [DELETED] 

Your boss needs to be fired then.
Just know an investigation of your workplace is reuqired to figure out how and why "perfectly fine" egines are turning into flaming cans of tin.

>> No.17237521

Your boss needs to be fired then.
Just know an investigation of your workplace is required to figure out how and why "perfectly fine" engines are turning into flaming cans of tin.

>> No.17237536
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Unfortunately for you I work for the mercenary.

>> No.17237548 [DELETED] 

Unfortunately for you, i can spawn a black sun yo compress you and all of Gensokyo instantaneously with no chance of survival. Pick your cards wisely Yakumo. Either come clean or you'll have the blood of innocets on your hand.

>> No.17237554

Unfortunately for you, i can spawn a black sun to compress you and all of Gensokyo instantaneously with no chance of survival. Pick your cards wisely, Yakumo. Either come clean or you'll have the blood of innocents on your hand.

>> No.17237611 [DELETED] 
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There's no particular reason, but Yukari has to sleep with you tonight.

>> No.17237647

But Yukari doesn't sleep at night - she's nocturnal. Is this some kind of trick?

>> No.17237661
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Japan is on the opposite side of the planet, smart guy.

>> No.17237664
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>what is daylight saving time

>> No.17237807

But anon, Yukari could do that to you whether you were in bed with her or not! Better to at least get good morning cuddles as an apology.

>> No.17237871

I wish I was born a girl... things would have been so much better

>> No.17237880

Oh dear. If there's "no particular reason" then I don't think there's much I can do to prevent her being forced into being so close to me for a night, since I won't know if she's being coerced by someone else somehow. I'll do my best to make it the least unpleasant experience possible; put some fresh sheets on the bed, we'll each have our own blankets, and I'll sleep at the edge with my back to her.

Sorry, I really don't want to be a bother to Yukari.

>> No.17237899

Even if it's for a night. You still wouldn't make the best of it.
Oh man. There is a __ letter word I'd like to say anon. Can you guess it? You have only one (1) try!

>> No.17237923
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Who said that you're gonna sleep for the night anon?

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>> No.17237957

Yukari is my wife. Sleeping with her is nothing new.

>> No.17237964
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How many husbands does the hag have anyway?

>> No.17237977

Only me, but I have multiple personalities. Yukari wouldn't keep me around if I weren't so interesting.

>> No.17238009

She has multiple waifus.

>> No.17238086
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Actually Yukari just wanted you to stay up late and help her with some quantum field theory.

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>> No.17238155
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>> No.17238338
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Just a reminder

>> No.17238339 [SPOILER] 
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Draw your reaction if you do not accept her request!

>> No.17238350

I've been looking for this image for an eternity. Every time I run into it I end up not saving it. This time it's mine.

>> No.17238404
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And there are still people who think Reimu can win against Yukari in FS.

>> No.17238438
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Reimu can handle it, she's done it like two times already.

>> No.17238447
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Reimu got memed both times.

>> No.17238480
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WaHH Yukari is best Yukari.

>> No.17238516

Reimu beats the shit out of youkai. Yukari is the most youkai of all youkai. Reimu's not just going to win, she's going to fucking destroy her.

>> No.17238565

I mean, what's stopping Reimu from just busting out Fantasy Heaven on Yukari right now?

>> No.17238574

Yukari goes to America.

>> No.17238594

Hahah good one, but she is a bit old for me.

>> No.17238753

Did she plunder Byakuren's wardrobe?

>> No.17238827

There seems to be nothing wrong with the chest area so nah.

>> No.17239766
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Reimu please.

>> No.17242076

Yukari a cute!

>> No.17242082

But that's rape.

>> No.17242189
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Yukari is the kind of person to ask you to sleep with her because she had nightmares.

>> No.17242194

Only to find out it was a ruse to get you to embrace her as she sleeps soundly, knowing all too well there was nothing wrong beforehand.

>> No.17242203
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She does seem like the person that'd be too shy to just ask for a cuddle.

>> No.17242410
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>> No.17242444 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open.

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>> No.17243201

She is such a babe.

>> No.17243227
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Oh no! Mean Uncle Splat! Quickly, get to the bed where Yukari just happened to be lying on!

>> No.17243501

How do I join her collection?

>> No.17244810 [SPOILER] 
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Don't expect to sleep tonight.

>> No.17245925

post the pure maiden one

>> No.17246022
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>> No.17246118

Tell me about Yukari's boobs. Why are they so big?

>> No.17246125
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She's a big girl.

>> No.17246361

Perchance for thee!

>> No.17246389
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Four Yu(s).

>> No.17253269
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YukaReimu is the greatest thing ever.


>> No.17253484
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Sure, I fart a lot in my sleep.

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>> No.17254589
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>> No.17255158

Where's the fourth Yu? Does Yuyuko count as two?

>> No.17255163
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Yuugi maybe.

>> No.17257144
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Make Gensokyo Great Again

>> No.17265152

don't forget to train yourself for the next touhou.
We can't have a string of losses can we?
I say we revisit PCB.

>> No.17265159
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>> No.17273250
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Oh my, who is this adorable goofball? Don't her young and innocent expressions just bring a smile to your heart?

>> No.17273353
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Haha what an adorable deadly creature!

>> No.17274688
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Temporal clones!

>> No.17274723
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The boobie youkai.

>> No.17274725
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What would happen if Maribel and Yukari actually met each other?

>> No.17274733
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My theory is that Yukari actually caused Maribel to become Yukari, basically making her existence a self-contained loop.

>> No.17274981
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I will lovingly caress her meaty-baby hole and fart-box with my tounge all night.

>> No.17275065
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Would Yukari go after and force herself on Maribel's best friend?

>> No.17275141

The things Reimu does just to get money from her sugar mommy. Absolutely disgusting.

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But that means my defenseless body will be vulnerable to her paizuri assault!

>> No.17276327
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She does what she's told.

>> No.17277468
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Why not?

>> No.17277520

Alright, but no funny business; I've got work in the morning.

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>> No.17277586
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How does the "Maribel is Yukari" theory actually work? Maribel is a human college student in the 22nd century, and Yukari is a youkai born sometime before the year 800. Did Yukari somehow become a human, or are there some weird time travel shenanigans going on?

>> No.17277660

Maribel develops her power throughout the CDs, don't remember the exact CD but she gets out of confinement in one, displays much more developed boundary powers and whatnot, Renko remarks that she may be on the level of those youkai that they see when they visit her dreams.

They also look similar and there's the quote from ZUN about "Lafcadio Hearn" which changed his name to "Koizumi Yakumo"

Maribel has traveled to the past once, having left a note to Renko in the past too, and Akyuu found this note.

>> No.17277681

Why are her boobs so big?
Why does a Youkai need boobs this big?

>> No.17277717

She eats a lot so she can hibernate during winter.
They're not as big as Letty's though, since she has to hibernate longer, they also absorb most of their fat.

>> No.17277759
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Snuggling with Yukarin and feeling her silky-gloved arms wrap around you on a cold winter night!

>> No.17277760

So what exacty happens to Renko in between Maribel's transformation into Yukari? Did Renko reincarnate as Reimu?

>> No.17279332
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Pretty sure Yukari can gap through time. And even if she couldn't the concept of gaps itself is already a sort of a time machine due to gravitational time dilation.
>gap herself near a blackhole
>stay forever 17 to observers on earth

>> No.17283570
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Good thread

>> No.17284311

I want to lay on Yukari's breasts and call her mommy!

>> No.17284385
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She's a big mommy.

>> No.17284396

But 17 year old cannot be mommies.

>> No.17284422
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>tfw no Yukari onee-san

>> No.17284425
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Who are you quoting?

>> No.17284440

Myself. I literally said that sentence out loud right before posting.

>> No.17284504

And yet she is losing to everyone in looks. Really makes you think how someone is so powerful but looks like an ugly hag.

>> No.17284652

I gonna kiss Yukarin in the lips

>> No.17284706
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Rape Yukari,

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Being raped by Yukari, and her new friend as well!

>> No.17285324

Mom asks if her daughter has made the move on that girl in black yet.

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>> No.17286265
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It wouldn't be rape my dear anon.

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Whoa! Dude, Yukari isn't exactly difficult to look at by any means.

I'm really trying to wrap my brain around this situation.. Particularly how this could not turn into something sexual.

>> No.17286350

What's she gonna do if her daughter says no?

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I don't want to get raped, I want to get tickled!

>> No.17286526
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Then she will take Renko for herself.

>> No.17286852

Subtly push her daughter to make the move of course. She is going to be matchmaker for her girl after all.

>> No.17286929
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I want to rape Yukari and force her to breed my kids!

>> No.17286962
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What do you think you could do that she's never tried before?

>> No.17286969
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Yukari wouldn't encourage her daughter to be a disgusting lesbian, no matter what ignorant yurifags say.
Anything sex related.

>> No.17286992
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>Anything sex related.
The only thing I could think of would be fucking a boy's butthole with her thick throbbing futa cock.

>> No.17287059

Jesus, Yukari, I know you know huge paizurers are my weak point, but you didn't have to go that far.

>> No.17288543
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Don't worry, Renko's gonna make the move if Merry doesn't do it so Yukari's just gonna watch them.

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holding hand

>> No.17289579

Error: duplicate file exists. here. >>17276179

>> No.17289745

I want to make Yukari a teen mom.

>> No.17289761

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that, mate.

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How is it ever way too late when she's forever 17? Come on Anon use your brain a little.

>> No.17289982

Yukarin is best 2hu. But can you all explain why that is?

>> No.17290047

17 evergreen my dude.

>> No.17290285
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What are you implying?

>> No.17290330

Y-you're going to force a mother to have incest with her kids?!

>> No.17290410


I want Yukari to use an onahole on me so I can sleep better.

>> No.17295949
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>page 9
What the hell are you manlets doing?

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Yukari is at her best when flustered. Therefor it'd be much better if she had to sleep with anon, not the other way around.

>> No.17296677

I dunno. I was busy, idve posted if i were available.
Also, if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.
220cm master race.
We might die of organ failure, but we're gonna have the luxury of actually "staring down on others" our entire life.

>> No.17296818
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What are your thoughts on flat chested Yukari?

>> No.17296890

Not my Yukarin. This is an imposter.
Don't worry, I'll contact her immediately on this situation.

>> No.17296952
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Flat = cute.

>> No.17297416
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Busy being smothered by Yukarin's feet.

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not as good as big Yukari Yukaris.

>> No.17299462

If an autist like me can figure out how to find a true blue japanese girl, woo her into visiting the states, then woo her into sleeping with me, then you're a shoe in.

>> No.17299519

Cute, but she's lost what makes Yukari Yukari.

>> No.17301149

What are Yukarin's three sizes?

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>> No.17301188

Good, I am very tired! I hope her bed is cozy!

>> No.17301198

Yukari is FAT

>> No.17301200

Can I sleep with her every night please?

>> No.17301210
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>if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.
When everyone is a manlet, no one will be.
Flat has its own merits, but I like my Yukari to be well-endowed. It makes her more imposing and majestic.

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She can cap all that calories right to her breasts.

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>> No.17301446

gappy makes me happy, but I want to make her happy. please advise.

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Just obey her from the bottom of your heart and spread your hole.

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If they make physical contact with each other, will reality itself collapse?

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Depends on their relationship. In canon, Sumireko would go pop should her dream-self touch her sleeping body.

If Yukari is nocturnal because she is Maribel when asleep, then they probably would collapse with contact, but there's no real evidence to support that connection

>> No.17301837

Quick, post your best Yukari breast pictures.

I need them because... uh. Reasons.

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>> No.17301860

But I sleep during the day.

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>> No.17302209


You're in luck because so does Yukari.

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Don't you mean "breast Yukari pictures"? Haha.

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>> No.17309767

You must either be "le autistic lol" or a magician. Either way tell me how you did it.

>> No.17309867
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Why Yukari is such a great character? She is famous everywhere!

>> No.17310058

A magicial never reveals his secrets.

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>> No.17310161

>Not liking the idea of Yukaris dick gapping inside you.
I'm sadly quoting you

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What if Yukari were male?

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>> No.17311711

She is not your wife, she is not even real you pathetic weeaboo fuck.

>> No.17311797

I'm afraid I will not be able. But I can stay still by her side with my eyes wide open and a raging erection all night if that will suffice.

>> No.17311806

She'd gap your raging erection into your own ass anon.

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>> No.17311932

That only makes my penis harder.

>> No.17312784

She could maybe be his wife!

>> No.17312851

Or maybe he is her wife.

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>> No.17313816
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Reminder that Yukari is beautiful.

>> No.17314472

I got....a boner.

>> No.17314535
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Reminder duly noted.

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Reminder to praise Yukari every day.

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>> No.17315374

yog-sothoth is looking cute today

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Yukari's more of a Nyarlathotep, I think.

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Should I fondle her boobs or ass when I sleep with her?

>> No.17316550

Why don't you fondle her assboobs?

>> No.17316633
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I've always thought that it's more accurate to call Yukari Yog-Sothoth.
Both are supreme holders of knowledge that are beyond comprehension.
Yog-Sothoth is known to manifest as a mass of spheres and/or eyes, and Yukari's gaps have eyes staring out of them. They may well be a glimpse of what she is.
His titles Opener of the Way and The Key and the Gate also suit Yukari, as she 'opens the way' through gaps and holds the key to the gate that may lead to anywhere or nowhere.
Plus, unlike Yukari, Nyarlathotep is too malevolent and cruel. And Yog-Sothoth is pretty benign for an Outer God.

>> No.17316857
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Her hair.

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I had a dream where my lower body was teleported to somewhere I don't know and my butt was teased.

>> No.17324100

Yukarin wouldn't be too happy with the state of this thread you know.

>> No.17324651
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How do you figure?

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Last night i had a dream and Yukari was there. She was the only 2hu in it though. From what i recall it seemed to take place in the outside world, but nowhere I had recognized. there were cars and everything seemed relatively modern. We basically just flew around most of the time and saw all kinds of stuff. I wasn't really sure what we were supposed to be doing or anything. Eventually we were at some sort of building. It was more like a fortress, actually, and i saw a bunch of high tech machinery and weapons everywhere. It had to be at least a few thousand years in the future. It ended when both of us were walking down this really long tunnel underground.

At one point in this dream i might have actually slept next to her, too, but I can't remember.

>> No.17326581

is this the plot of a popular novel? why us it spoilered?

>> No.17326873

And this is hell how? I would love making babies with yukari.

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>> No.17327245

What about Yukari making babies with you?

>> No.17327615
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Need more thick eyebrows

>> No.17327793
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See this, what do you do?

>> No.17327805

Help her out, as she can gap herself out anytime and it's an obvious test of trust.

>> No.17327817
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She's clearly gotten too fat for her gaps.

>> No.17327833
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Reimu please.

>> No.17327847

She can also gap the fat outside. Don't believe her lies, Anon. She would gap a stray rifle round behind your head if you groped her before you even realise what is going on.

>> No.17327880

But what if I just jerk off to the sight of her vulnerable ass?

>> No.17327886

Gap your dick to an old mans shit filled anus, or a woodchipper if you pissed her off.

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>tfw she won't ask you to give her a foot massage ;-;

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It'd hurt for her.

>> No.17328831
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>> No.17332507

I want Yukari to gap my d*ck inside of her and spend the whole day walking around with my d*ck kissing her womb!!

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I'd unironically suckle on those toes desu.

>> No.17334514
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Yukari is ... !

>> No.17334657

Absolutely stunning.

>> No.17334662
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I need a source on that.

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It's the whole page, uncropped. It's very easy to find the source.

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Gonsokyo is real confirmed

>> No.17337721

How did Yukari get so TINY?

>> No.17337819
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Forever 17

>> No.17338988

She is not fucking 17 she's 1*** years old but she looks 38 at the very LEAST she's not fucking 17, shut the fuck up

>> No.17339010
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Who hurt you anon?

>> No.17339015

Please do not post twitter memes on /jp/.

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She can be whatever size she wants.

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fuck off nerd,

>> No.17340886

yucurry always looks so sad. Someone post a happy yucurry!

>> No.17342190
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She's just unsure of the future of gensmokyo

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>> No.17349830

Child 'n Wife.

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>> No.17357223
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>Coming to bed, anon?

>> No.17357574
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Wow, mean!

>> No.17357631

>tags: Shotacon
You can't escape this shit ever. Can you.
Yukarin scared shitless! This might be a g- Oh wait, no, its a damn shota.

>> No.17357663

Remove Sukima!

>> No.17357801

Someone get the miko! There's youkai to be exterminated!

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My eyebrows are moving on their own!

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