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There's no particular reason, but you have to sleep with Yukari tonight.
>>17237062Can I use the cat as a pillow and the fox as my sheets?
>>17237062I will never share a bed with a woman.
>>17237062>There's no particular reasonSure there is - she's my wife!
>>17237089Why do I have to sleep with your wife? Is this some kind of kink?
>>17237062Does this Yukari have a dick? If so, I refuse. I don't wanna get throat and ass raped while trying to sleep.
>>17237093This. This should be one of the first questions you ask. The second - what the hell are you going to wake up to. >>17237062What? Is this a dangerous day or something?
>>17237093But anon that's the best part.
>>17237104Reimu refused Yukari's offer after her own experience with her so she's looking for another replacement.
>>17237062It's just like any other night, then.
>>17237139Does this mean i have to deal with her popping out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of me, when im minding my own business? Im down for it. It's a little lonely really. Some company will do - a 2hu is a bonus really.Wait.. Something isn't right here in your image... Also, you mentioned "experience". What experience are we talking about here?In all honesty, find it hard to believe Reimu would be replaced, Yukarin would just progress as normal right?Is there something more to it? Or am i overthinking stuff again.
I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.
>>17237062But Ran won't let me.>>17237089F-father in law?
>>17237187The best thing about Yukari is that she'd be able to give you blowjobs at almost anytime. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2114303
>>17237139>Reimu refused Yukari's offer We have to find out what she told you.
>>17237380Yeah. Definately a bonus. So what are th- Wait- You just avioded the question!
>>17237329>I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.Shit. What kind of parent did you have? [rethorical question]
But yukari a nympho
>>17237385Probably told her that she'd give large amounts of money if Reimu whores her body to Yukari and sleep with her again.
>>17237447Well you got yourself caught, what's the next step in your master plan?
But I don't want to go to sleep yet! I want to stay up all night!!
>>17237405Single mother. But I'm not sure why your question is rhetorical.
>>17237458If persuading her failed, Yukari has to make Reimu her personal slut by force.
>>17237473I said it was rehtorical because you didn't really have to respond. I didn't plan on pushing any further.I hope life wasn't too hard on you. All i can really say.
>>17237487Crashing this thread.WITH NO SURVIVORS.
>>17237487Well. Someone might've off'd Reimu or somewhere along those lines if Yukarin is looking for a replacement. I'd like to retract my offer. It's not looking good anymore.
>>17237494Man. What a trainwreck.
>>17237505I had to work alone here.
>>17237510Your boss needs to be fired then. Just know an investigation of your workplace is reuqired to figure out how and why "perfectly fine" egines are turning into flaming cans of tin.
>>17237510Your boss needs to be fired then. Just know an investigation of your workplace is required to figure out how and why "perfectly fine" engines are turning into flaming cans of tin.
>>17237521Unfortunately for you I work for the mercenary.
>>17237536Unfortunately for you, i can spawn a black sun yo compress you and all of Gensokyo instantaneously with no chance of survival. Pick your cards wisely Yakumo. Either come clean or you'll have the blood of innocets on your hand.
>>17237536Unfortunately for you, i can spawn a black sun to compress you and all of Gensokyo instantaneously with no chance of survival. Pick your cards wisely, Yakumo. Either come clean or you'll have the blood of innocents on your hand.
There's no particular reason, but Yukari has to sleep with you tonight.
>>17237062But Yukari doesn't sleep at night - she's nocturnal. Is this some kind of trick?
>>17237647Japan is on the opposite side of the planet, smart guy.
>>17237647>what is daylight saving time
>>17237093But anon, Yukari could do that to you whether you were in bed with her or not! Better to at least get good morning cuddles as an apology.
>>17237062I wish I was born a girl... things would have been so much better
>>17237611Oh dear. If there's "no particular reason" then I don't think there's much I can do to prevent her being forced into being so close to me for a night, since I won't know if she's being coerced by someone else somehow. I'll do my best to make it the least unpleasant experience possible; put some fresh sheets on the bed, we'll each have our own blankets, and I'll sleep at the edge with my back to her.Sorry, I really don't want to be a bother to Yukari.
>>17237880Even if it's for a night. You still wouldn't make the best of it.Oh man. There is a __ letter word I'd like to say anon. Can you guess it? You have only one (1) try!
>>17237880Who said that you're gonna sleep for the night anon?
Yukari is my wife. Sleeping with her is nothing new.
How many husbands does the hag have anyway?
>>17237964Only me, but I have multiple personalities. Yukari wouldn't keep me around if I weren't so interesting.
>>17237964She has multiple waifus.
Actually Yukari just wanted you to stay up late and help her with some quantum field theory.
Just a reminder
Draw your reaction if you do not accept her request!
>>17238338I've been looking for this image for an eternity. Every time I run into it I end up not saving it. This time it's mine.
>>17238338And there are still people who think Reimu can win against Yukari in FS.
>>17238404Reimu can handle it, she's done it like two times already.
>>17238438Reimu got memed both times.
>>17238438WaHH Yukari is best Yukari.
>>17238404Reimu beats the shit out of youkai. Yukari is the most youkai of all youkai. Reimu's not just going to win, she's going to fucking destroy her.
>>17238516I mean, what's stopping Reimu from just busting out Fantasy Heaven on Yukari right now?
>>17238565Yukari goes to America.
Hahah good one, but she is a bit old for me.
>>17238480Did she plunder Byakuren's wardrobe?
>>17238753There seems to be nothing wrong with the chest area so nah.
>>17238438Yukari a cute!
>>17237062But that's rape.
Yukari is the kind of person to ask you to sleep with her because she had nightmares.
>>17242189Only to find out it was a ruse to get you to embrace her as she sleeps soundly, knowing all too well there was nothing wrong beforehand.
>>17242194She does seem like the person that'd be too shy to just ask for a cuddle.
She is such a babe.
>>17242444Oh no! Mean Uncle Splat! Quickly, get to the bed where Yukari just happened to be lying on!
>>17238009How do I join her collection?
>>17242932>>17243227Don't expect to sleep tonight.
post the pure maiden one
Tell me about Yukari's boobs. Why are they so big?
>>17246118She's a big girl.
>>17246125Perchance for thee!
YukaReimu is the greatest thing ever.>>17246125>>17239766>>17238155>>17237487>>17237139
>>17237062Sure, I fart a lot in my sleep.
>>17246389Where's the fourth Yu? Does Yuyuko count as two?
Make Gensokyo Great Again
don't forget to train yourself for the next touhou.We can't have a string of losses can we?I say we revisit PCB.
Oh my, who is this adorable goofball? Don't her young and innocent expressions just bring a smile to your heart?
>>17273250Haha what an adorable deadly creature!
>>17273353>>17265159>>17246125The boobie youkai.
>>17274688What would happen if Maribel and Yukari actually met each other?
>>17274725My theory is that Yukari actually caused Maribel to become Yukari, basically making her existence a self-contained loop.
I will lovingly caress her meaty-baby hole and fart-box with my tounge all night.
>>17274725Would Yukari go after and force herself on Maribel's best friend?
>>17274981The things Reimu does just to get money from her sugar mommy. Absolutely disgusting.
>>17237062But that means my defenseless body will be vulnerable to her paizuri assault!
>>17275141She does what she's told.
>>17237062Alright, but no funny business; I've got work in the morning.
>>17274733How does the "Maribel is Yukari" theory actually work? Maribel is a human college student in the 22nd century, and Yukari is a youkai born sometime before the year 800. Did Yukari somehow become a human, or are there some weird time travel shenanigans going on?
>>17277586Maribel develops her power throughout the CDs, don't remember the exact CD but she gets out of confinement in one, displays much more developed boundary powers and whatnot, Renko remarks that she may be on the level of those youkai that they see when they visit her dreams.They also look similar and there's the quote from ZUN about "Lafcadio Hearn" which changed his name to "Koizumi Yakumo"Maribel has traveled to the past once, having left a note to Renko in the past too, and Akyuu found this note.
Why are her boobs so big?Why does a Youkai need boobs this big?
>>17277681She eats a lot so she can hibernate during winter.They're not as big as Letty's though, since she has to hibernate longer, they also absorb most of their fat.
Snuggling with Yukarin and feeling her silky-gloved arms wrap around you on a cold winter night!
>>17274733So what exacty happens to Renko in between Maribel's transformation into Yukari? Did Renko reincarnate as Reimu?
>>17277586Pretty sure Yukari can gap through time. And even if she couldn't the concept of gaps itself is already a sort of a time machine due to gravitational time dilation.>gap herself near a blackhole>stay forever 17 to observers on earth
>>17237062I want to lay on Yukari's breasts and call her mommy!
>>17284311She's a big mommy.
>>17284311>>17284385But 17 year old cannot be mommies.
>>17284396>tfw no Yukari onee-san
>>17284422Who are you quoting?
>>17284425Myself. I literally said that sentence out loud right before posting.
>>17238338And yet she is losing to everyone in looks. Really makes you think how someone is so powerful but looks like an ugly hag.
I gonna kiss Yukarin in the lips
>>17284717Being raped by Yukari, and her new friend as well!
>>17274725Mom asks if her daughter has made the move on that girl in black yet.
>>17284853It wouldn't be rape my dear anon.
>>17284504Whoa! Dude, Yukari isn't exactly difficult to look at by any means.>>17237062I'm really trying to wrap my brain around this situation.. Particularly how this could not turn into something sexual.
>>17285324What's she gonna do if her daughter says no?
>>17284853I don't want to get raped, I want to get tickled!
>>17286350Then she will take Renko for herself.
>>17286350Subtly push her daughter to make the move of course. She is going to be matchmaker for her girl after all.
>>17284717I want to rape Yukari and force her to breed my kids!
>>17284717>>17286929What do you think you could do that she's never tried before?
>>17286852Yukari wouldn't encourage her daughter to be a disgusting lesbian, no matter what ignorant yurifags say.>>17286962Anything sex related.
>>17286969>Anything sex related.The only thing I could think of would be fucking a boy's butthole with her thick throbbing futa cock.
>>17286969Jesus, Yukari, I know you know huge paizurers are my weak point, but you didn't have to go that far.
>>17286969Don't worry, Renko's gonna make the move if Merry doesn't do it so Yukari's just gonna watch them.
>>17289492Error: duplicate file exists. here. >>17276179
I want to make Yukari a teen mom.
>>17289745Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that, mate.
>>17289761How is it ever way too late when she's forever 17? Come on Anon use your brain a little.
Yukarin is best 2hu. But can you all explain why that is?
>>1728976117 evergreen my dude.
>>17289492What are you implying?
>>17286929Y-you're going to force a mother to have incest with her kids?!
>>17237062I want Yukari to use an onahole on me so I can sleep better.
>page 9 What the hell are you manlets doing?
Yukari is at her best when flustered. Therefor it'd be much better if she had to sleep with anon, not the other way around.
>>17295949I dunno. I was busy, idve posted if i were available.Also, if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.220cm master race.We might die of organ failure, but we're gonna have the luxury of actually "staring down on others" our entire life.
What are your thoughts on flat chested Yukari?
>>17296818Not my Yukarin. This is an imposter.Don't worry, I'll contact her immediately on this situation.
>>17296818Flat = cute.
>>17295949Busy being smothered by Yukarin's feet.
>>17296818not as good as big Yukari Yukaris.
>>17237078If an autist like me can figure out how to find a true blue japanese girl, woo her into visiting the states, then woo her into sleeping with me, then you're a shoe in.
>>17296818Cute, but she's lost what makes Yukari Yukari.
What are Yukarin's three sizes?
>>17237062Good, I am very tired! I hope her bed is cozy!
>>17301186Yukari is FAT
>>17237062Can I sleep with her every night please?
>>17296677>if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.When everyone is a manlet, no one will be.>>17296818Flat has its own merits, but I like my Yukari to be well-endowed. It makes her more imposing and majestic.
>>17299448She can cap all that calories right to her breasts.
gappy makes me happy, but I want to make her happy. please advise.
>>17301446Just obey her from the bottom of your heart and spread your hole.
If they make physical contact with each other, will reality itself collapse?
>>17301783Depends on their relationship. In canon, Sumireko would go pop should her dream-self touch her sleeping body. If Yukari is nocturnal because she is Maribel when asleep, then they probably would collapse with contact, but there's no real evidence to support that connection
Quick, post your best Yukari breast pictures.I need them because... uh. Reasons.
>>17237062But I sleep during the day.
>>17301860You're in luck because so does Yukari.
>>17301837Don't you mean "breast Yukari pictures"? Haha.
>>17299462You must either be "le autistic lol" or a magician. Either way tell me how you did it.
Why Yukari is such a great character? She is famous everywhere!
>>17309767A magicial never reveals his secrets.
>>17237093>Not liking the idea of Yukaris dick gapping inside you.I'm sadly quoting you
What if Yukari were male?
>>17237089She is not your wife, she is not even real you pathetic weeaboo fuck.
>>17237062I'm afraid I will not be able. But I can stay still by her side with my eyes wide open and a raging erection all night if that will suffice.
>>17311797She'd gap your raging erection into your own ass anon.
>>17311806That only makes my penis harder.
>>17311711She could maybe be his wife!
>>17312784Or maybe he is her wife.
Reminder that Yukari is beautiful.
>>17313816I got....a boner.
>>17313816Reminder duly noted.
>>17313816Reminder to praise Yukari every day.
yog-sothoth is looking cute today
>>17315374Yukari's more of a Nyarlathotep, I think.
Should I fondle her boobs or ass when I sleep with her?
>>17316303Why don't you fondle her assboobs?
>>17315390I've always thought that it's more accurate to call Yukari Yog-Sothoth.Both are supreme holders of knowledge that are beyond comprehension.Yog-Sothoth is known to manifest as a mass of spheres and/or eyes, and Yukari's gaps have eyes staring out of them. They may well be a glimpse of what she is.His titles Opener of the Way and The Key and the Gate also suit Yukari, as she 'opens the way' through gaps and holds the key to the gate that may lead to anywhere or nowhere.Plus, unlike Yukari, Nyarlathotep is too malevolent and cruel. And Yog-Sothoth is pretty benign for an Outer God.
>>17316303I had a dream where my lower body was teleported to somewhere I don't know and my butt was teased.
Yukarin wouldn't be too happy with the state of this thread you know.
>>17324100How do you figure?
Last night i had a dream and Yukari was there. She was the only 2hu in it though. From what i recall it seemed to take place in the outside world, but nowhere I had recognized. there were cars and everything seemed relatively modern. We basically just flew around most of the time and saw all kinds of stuff. I wasn't really sure what we were supposed to be doing or anything. Eventually we were at some sort of building. It was more like a fortress, actually, and i saw a bunch of high tech machinery and weapons everywhere. It had to be at least a few thousand years in the future. It ended when both of us were walking down this really long tunnel underground.At one point in this dream i might have actually slept next to her, too, but I can't remember.
>>17326465is this the plot of a popular novel? why us it spoilered?
>>17237433And this is hell how? I would love making babies with yukari.
>>17326873What about Yukari making babies with you?
>>17316857Need more thick eyebrows
See this, what do you do?
>>17327793Help her out, as she can gap herself out anytime and it's an obvious test of trust.
>>17327805She's clearly gotten too fat for her gaps.
>>17327817She can also gap the fat outside. Don't believe her lies, Anon. She would gap a stray rifle round behind your head if you groped her before you even realise what is going on.
>>17327847But what if I just jerk off to the sight of her vulnerable ass?
>>17327880Gap your dick to an old mans shit filled anus, or a woodchipper if you pissed her off.
>tfw she won't ask you to give her a foot massage ;-;
>>17328674It'd hurt for her.
>>17237062I want Yukari to gap my d*ck inside of her and spend the whole day walking around with my d*ck kissing her womb!!
>>17330889I'd unironically suckle on those toes desu.
Yukari is ... !
>>17334514I need a source on that.
>>17334662It's the whole page, uncropped. It's very easy to find the source.
>>17336282Gonsokyo is real confirmed
>>17336282How did Yukari get so TINY?
>>17337819She is not fucking 17 she's 1*** years old but she looks 38 at the very LEAST she's not fucking 17, shut the fuck up
>>17338988Who hurt you anon?
>>17339010Please do not post twitter memes on /jp/.
>>17337721She can be whatever size she wants.
>>17338988fuck off nerd,
>>17334871yucurry always looks so sad. Someone post a happy yucurry!
>>17340886She's just unsure of the future of gensmokyo
>>17237062Child 'n Wife.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7b57_k7eGU
>Coming to bed, anon?
>>17334514>tags: ShotaconYou.Fucking.(You).You can't escape this shit ever. Can you.Yukarin scared shitless! This might be a g- Oh wait, no, its a damn shota.
>>17237062Remove Sukima!REMOVE SUKIMA!!!REIMUVE YOUKAI !
>>17357663Someone get the miko! There's youkai to be exterminated!
>>17357877My eyebrows are moving on their own!