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Yuuka, the cutie granny.
Elly, Yuuka's middle-aged assistant who never had a boyfriend.
>>17233631You never said girlfriend.
>>17233617say that within earshot of her and you will be a little grainy yourself I suspect
>>17233669me on the left
Yuuka, the tiny granny
Yuuka, the hot granny
Yuukas, the cutie grannies.
I want granny Yuuka to give me a goodnight kiss and, hopefully, her saggy boobies might rest on my body while she leans on to kiss me on my cheek~
Yuuka, the phat granny
>>17233631Her boyfriends when she notice that they replaced her for windows 2hus.
>>17233617I want to fuck that granny
Can old hags love other old hags?
>>17233617The reverse mating press Youkai
>>17235537Love is a strong word anon.
>>17233687>say that within earshot of her
Oh my, Anon~
YUUKA IS UGLY!
My wife and our cute daugther.
Fuuka, the smug grannygranny
>>17238556That's neither your wife nor Yuuka's daughter.
>>17239790bok choy? that looks like cabbage
>>17239797>bok choyThat's a type of cabbage anon
Hello summer letty!
>>17245832Yuuka is a year-round granny.
>>17246429Everyday of the year, flowers everywhere!Everyday of the year, Yuuka will be there!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6AalErI3V0Yuuka completely murder Reimu in this PV
>>17248284That's kind of a given, Anon.Yuuka is the only character in PoFV that canonically didn't lose any of the fights - not even against Shiki Eiki. Shiki Eiki's route is non-canon.>>17248608Rude. Flowers grow in winter too. Everything has its season - that is what gives their color flavor. Letty can wait.
>>17235512Everyone is hiding in the tall grass.
Yuuka isn't a granny, she's a nice young lady!
>>17248653She mostly faced early stage bosses in other characters' stories in PoFV. Mystia for example also loses to Medicine, who other characters sometimes break into pieces.
>>17255299> nice young ladyOne of the oldest known characters in Touhou, old enough that her age is one of the most commonly brought up aspects of her power.Still forever young.>>17255418It's more the implication that she's the only one of the PCs that Zun has said canonically defeated Shiki Eiki; and, according to the most recent article about her, she wasn't even trying in PoFV.
Anyways here's Wonderwall
I like Yuuka.
I dislike Yuuka.
I love Yuuka.
I hate Yuuka.
I might like Yuuka
I'm sure I dislike Yuuka.
I am indifferent to Yuuka.
I have an... I am... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*dies*A few hours later, Seija was found dead in front of her computer. She was on /jp/ with tabs opened to the inchling thread, the boobhu thread and the Yuuka thread.
I just want to fuck Yuuka.
I like Yukarin.
>>17257423I like both.
I like Yuuka saggy. tits.
>>17235537>>17236713Why does the gap creature go stranger danger on the sunflower that has mild aspergers?
>>17257357>might likeHi there.
>>17258064W-what do you want?
>>17257423What's the difference between Yukarin and Yuukarin?U are!
>>17258106You might like me?
Yuuka is a futa.
>>17258377her knee seems thing
>>17258305>>17258325Plants have "pistols" for reproduction.
>>17258026It's fun to tease the disabled.
Hi there, ol' Yuuka! I got mail for you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly7bb4aUlg
>>17233631>>17233669Yuuka was a big player back in her days.
>>17235512Who would reject this fine looking creature.
>>17233617Yuuka please help! My day is dark and I don't know what to do.
>>17268399I said come over, don't just stand there.
>>17233617Personality-wise, she's basically Ghost from TCR, isn't she?
Aunt Yuuka, aunt Yuuka!
>>17258276W-would you like to go out?
Only in her dreams...
>>17269649I know where this is going, she's going to get gangraped by those 2hus isn't she?
>>17269680She want all the children to love her.
>>17269582I'm getting mixed signals.
>>17270339Dai-chan's fucking huge, there.
>>17270350She isn't called that for nothing.
Yuuka wants to play with your dinky.
Yuuka is A-May-Zing.
>>17233687Yuuka will take an old-fashioned picture of me??
>>17258784>It's fun to tease the disabled.
>>17286413delicious morning dew...
>>17287771>>17287776I want to BE Elly and help out Yuuka whenever I can.
>>17287951I wanna be Kurumi and being treated as a daughter by both of them.
>>17258325>you will never receive Yuuka's knockout haymaker. Quoting my despair.
>>17288419Yuuka es numero uno.
Getting footjobs from Yuuka! https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2779802
Yuuka is a big flower.
>>17292798I don't really like the artist with his huge rubber dongs and I'm not an avid master butter at all, but yesterday even I had to admit this one deserves a fap. Still, my personal favourite would be 13271893, despite me having never used the picture for this purpose. You gotta be a footfag to get it right, and that guy IS one, alright.>>17292845A shame this is about the only moderately good picture the artist has.
>>17292979Yuuka's motherly smile is what sells it for me.
>>17292845If I plucked her petals, would she die?
>>17258377i busted a few to that doujin
>>17292987Motherly, you say? How do you like 63760724, the latest pic by that onee-shota pencil artist? Oh, by the way, I'm talking about pixiv ids here and in the last post. Both are R-18, so you would need an account to see them.
>>17293012could you please link it?
>>17293053I second this statement
i'm gonna stick my penis inside of yuuka
>>17292798Getting a footjob from Yuuka sounds terrifying since there's the ever-looming chance that she'd smash your balls if you keep on struggling and don't comply to her requests.
>>17293291>> there's a chance you keep on struggling>> there's a chance you won't happily comply to her requests.Hey, lad.You're bloody ridiculous, you know?
>>17293291>the ever-looming chance that she'd smash your ballsThat doesn't sound terrifying at all.
>>17293330KENCHINROKU 4 FUCKING WHEN
>>17293357Eh, who knows. My hands are already full with this side route already!
>>17293058I want to suck Yuuka off.
>>17293291Who would deny a face like this?
When God was creating Yuuka, He said "Hmmmmm... I should give this one big, fat, huge, milky, bouncy, jiggly, bullyable, lewd, cute breasts. Filled with lots of milk to feed little boys."
>>17295793I don't think ZUN would think that.
>>17295816ZUN said "Let there be Booze!" and gorilla slammed the keyboard and the world of touhou came to life.
Yuuka wants to slow-dance with you! Chest-to-chest!
Yuuka's stinky soles!
reminder that yuuka has already had my children
>>17295902not until the cowtitfags fuck off
>>17295974And then she's going to eat you!
>>17296227Please explain where is the downside on this situation.
>>17295974those are clones
>>17295974We are all taking turns.
What are your opinions on drum Yuuka?
>>17296310normal yuuka is better
>>17297869What about winter yuuka?>>17248608
>>17296310they make a good team togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHl6qeMyyKM
>>17270339>>17295974>>17269649Wow, I really love Touhou Project characters in family style photographs! I'd love to make a thread for that but I've never actually done that in all my time here!
>>17298677why not start now
>>17298677Yuuka's reaction on happy family threads about her.
The flustered look on Yuuka's face as she steps on my face with her stinky stompers!
>>17296227And I will "eat" her.
>>17307393Thank you Yuukarin!
>>17315406its probably a springlocked crossbow bolt coated in HIV
>>17307393>>17307382H-heh... n-nothing personnel, k-kid...
*poisons yuuka*psh wait until I get the miracle mallet
>>17315971You are one of the few youkai in Gensokyo actually able to annoy possibly the single most powerful (in a raw stats sort of way) entity inside Gensokyo who plausibly doesn't give a single damn about the Spellcard rules if actually made angry (damn the consequences, full speed ahead), and you actually went and did it.You have minorly inconvenienced her and made her annoyed at you, like a cold in spring.Congratulations, genius, what now?
Only inchlings can use its powers...
>>17315971Only inchlings can use its powers.
>>17317145*get empowered by the miracle mallet to become the physical incarnation of toxicity
>>17268399Always remembr happy day
Thread, why are you dying already? And here I thought you would last enough to be fun...
>>17325857Flower Mima sux
>>17325857Yuuka isn't fun anymore.
>>17326144>>17325894Great, I'll have less trouble "dealing with" competitors.
>>17258377*notices ur bulge* owo
>>17325857>>17327385>loli YuukaEeew. Yuuka is for old hagness only.
>>17327385s a u c e auce
>>17327431Tyrant Yuuka by kurona.Links in the other Yuukarin thread, where the faggot OP is scared of her.
Yuuka had an EXTREMELY embarrassing moment as she was forced to wear this extremely skimpy swimsuit in front of cute boys! Her nipples and vagina were one wrong wiggle form popping right out, and her entire butt was already hanging out! Cute boys looked at Yuuka's bare naked jiggly fatty buttcheeks! She was so embarrassed that her face was bright red and stinging! Her vagina was throbbing and aching! Her nipples were so hard you could carve stone with them! Yuuka was so modest that she never even exposed her feet in front of s boy, and now here she was with every inch of her body showing!I love embarrassing Miss Yuuka!
>>17258140I don't get it.
>>17329319goddamn i need a source on this one
So what do you want to do next, big boy?
>>17307379Is the plot twist that those stains are fairy gravy or what?
>>17334251home made chocolate. Fairies fucked some shit up as you can see.
How HNNNNNNGH is Yuuka for you?
>>17340615As HNNNNNNGH as can be.
>>17334032I want you to drug my non-alcoholic drink but just leave me there instead of doing anything to me.
>>17340693Ara ara, neglect play? You certainly have a refined taste, mon cher.
>>17340711What is neglect play? I'm sorry, I haven't heard of that before.
>>17340736The post above describes it perfectly, but if you want further clarification...http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=&tags=neglect_play&ms=1
>>17341305Goddamnit Yuuka! You fucked up again!
>>17334032I'm gonna grab that kazuya picture off the wall and take it home
>>17349460Pretty sure it's Aniki though...
>>17340965That seems really hot if I'm on the receiving end, and very sadistic too. Not if Yuuka is on the receiving end though.
>>17350033In a certain sense, this is what H-doujins are about as long as you don't perceive yourself as the one who's sexing up the girl you like.And that's the whole reason I only ever choose vanilla single-male doujins, pictures, or videos. But, well, I can't deny that a yuri prelude to a threesome would be quite arousing even for me.
No, thread!I'm never gonna let you down, I'm never gonna give you up!
>>17356030It's 2017, anon.
Yuuka is NOT a granny! She is my mommy and she is young and beautiful...!!
>>17358027What a coincidence, she happens to me my mom too...
>>17358122I-I have a brother...?!
>>17358122>>17358222These digits don't lie
>>17358222mommy is that you?
>>17358300No, obviously it is me, the father. The elegant lady of my heart wouldn't waste her time browsing this filthy place.
>>17359147Stop looking at lewd pictures of mum online, dad.
>>17359463>mumI didn't know that my bro was British.
>>17359463Eggs teachin' chicken?Dad feels lonely without Mom, you see. Can't be helped.
Today I will remind them
>>17360688She's murdering 99% of my sperm.
Remember that copypasta where she bites and crunches your finger
>>17360688I want doujinshi of this.
the paizuri granny
I love Yuuka's mature, thick, veiny, yet EXTREMELY cute feet!
>>17362887They're still very feminine!
Yuuka's fatty milk melons are too big for her shirt!
>>17363124That boy likes Yuuka's big fatty funbags!
Perhaps only Remi can beat Queen Yuukarin in terms of canonical smug and speed. Maybe... *ufufu*... maybe. She has yet to see one who can withstand or outrun her Master Spark!
>>17374193Yuuka staring at you with her smug red eyes and a smirk would give me an erection that'd last for hours
>>17374227"Yuuka staring at other people" is quite a weird fetish of yours, but not that I mind it.
>>17374193>Yuuka>speedthese two words don't go together
>>17374438Be careful with your words, buddy. Might just tick her off enough.http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1350979
>>17374635Oh, hush with your silly 4komas. Yuuka is a slowpoke and that's fine.
>>17374655I can agree that it is perfectly fine as long as it means getting slow and sensual with her or taking a relaxing stroll together in her garden~.
>>17374655Lil' ol Yuuka.
They took over my home, flowers are everywhere now.
>>17375156>>17375163>>17375174>>17375187Hey, take it slo~wly. There is no need to hurry!
>>17235512The way her scythe "moved" through their necks makes no sense.
>>17375221Now I became one too.
>>17374335I'll explain what I mean
>>17375505Now imagine if she had heels and started stomping you with this look on her face
>>17375518I'm going to need a doctor.
>>17375531Yuuka with heels
>>17375221Need to understand them more.
>>17375492>>17375518I'd rather she step on me with this look on her face.No, she can do literally anything to me with this look on her face, I'll only beg for more.I don't believe I have ever seen or could ever draw a better look for her than this one, and the former really says something.>>17375817I still can't understand why turn her into a squirrel, much like I can't understand why she is sometimes drawn with dragon horns.
>>17375845She'll shove sunflower seeds into her mouth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v_tGVA3jiY
>>17375922Yuuka is hungry, what do you feed her anon?
>>17375956I feed her buttermilk.
>that one doujin where Wriggle drugs Yuuka and sells her to become a bondage sex slave and when the owners think they've mindbroken her she breaks their necks and goes after WriggleCould other touhous could win against the cock?
>>17376866Yuuka is the only one.
Yuuka is playing Rumia when no one is watching!
>>17376866Not even the most masculine of 2hus can win against the cock.
>>17376866Yuuka is too old for the cock.
>>17376994Has she become enlightened about yuri, our lord and savior?
>>17377005Yuri is a false god. Femdom is our true lord and savior.
>>17377005But Wriggle is a boy.
>>17377005Yuuka is into bestiality.
>>17377014I want Yuuka to be my mistress and serve her
>>17358027>>17358122>>17358230I am her legit child. Because it is I, Kurumi!
>>17377024Lies and slander. I don't see a raging boner ripping her pants, which would be a matter of course if she had a p0n0s in this situation.
>>17377024I'm not gay but there's something about Yuuka's saliva...
>>17378041Obviously Wriggle can't get a boner because he's way too terrified that Yuuka tied him up, kidnapped him out of nowhere and force-fed him some aphrodisiacs.
>>17377024But not a good boy.
>>17379882No, the boner would still be there, what's with this haa-haahing with hearts and facial expression. It's more likely the D is too small for it to be visible. If that's the case, woe is you, Wriggle-kun. My condolences to thee.
>>17377024Yuuka's going to be the man between them, no matter what Wriggle's gender is.
Does Yuuka like winter?
>>17382102That's selfcest which is still hot.
You will never leave. Nothing but only angry aspergers sunflower creature.
>>17383383Is she going to eat those bunnies?
>>17383468In w-what s-sense of the word?
>>17383392So moeIt's deadly
>>17383513What sense of the word? You're a fricking perv, dude.
>>17383594But aren't all men perverts? It is but something to declare proudly!
I want to cuddle with Miss Yuuka, and rest my head in her warm armpit-sideboob area!
Yuuka is depressed, how do you make her smile like this again?
>>17389734Ask her to beat me up.
>>17389740Would Yuuka enjoy femdom?
>>17389734i'll tell the faeries to play in her garden
>>17389755That's like asking if you enjoy breathing. There's nothing you inherently enjoy about it. it's so natural that you don't even notice it most of the time.
How can two grannies have a kid?
>>17393019Menopause doesn't exist in Gensokyo.On another note, you are already gapped to the epicenter of a Double Spark for insulting two beautiful young ladies. Try to enjoy your demise.
Having a nightmare, and then snuggling up with Yuuka! Yuuka cuddling you and giving you headpats to calm you down!
>>17397091>Yuuka cuddling youThe horror.
>>17397160But you could snuggle up to her big fatty breasts and use them as pillows! And maybe even get a whiff of her armpits!
>>17393019Kogasa is probably as old as Yukari or Yuuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAokDXrummMWould you wrestle the granny?
>>17397160>Yuuka cuddling youSign me up
Yuuka is shit
does Yuuka like yucca fries?
>>17397160>Yuuka >cuddlingDeath by snu snu. Nice knowing you all. I'll miss you. I guess being around youkai for extended periods of time wasn't a good idea after all.Anyone want to pass a message to Eiki?
>>17402125That's a fucking minion
>>17403824A gardener, conceivably.
>>17403824 The skin tone of a gook. She's working on the field.
>>17393019It just works.
Does this smile need protecting?
>>17415299Yuuka can protect her own smile, but I'm willing to help.
Why are her boobs so big?
>>17417344So she can water her flowers.
>>17417355me on the right
>>17403853You racist pile of horse manure.