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17203029 No.17203029 [Reply] [Original]

I AM

>> No.17203052
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uhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.17203056
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A JAPANESE

>> No.17203083
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GOBURIN

>> No.17203083,1 [INTERNAL] 

nice

>> No.17203083,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>17203052
uhhhh i like cock

>> No.17207719
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>> No.17207725

Suika desu.

>> No.17207731

LOLITA

>> No.17208611

WHO I AM

>> No.17208626

LOLICON BAIT

>> No.17208631
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As before, your right hand - your sword.

>> No.17208651

watermelons

>> No.17208656

WAR, I AM PEACE.

>> No.17208709
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a self-willed hero, and I make my own fate.

>> No.17208745
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ALL I AM ALL I AM

>> No.17208759
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>>17208709
A GOD! How can you kill a god?

>> No.17209034
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I AM GIANT GOBURIN NOW

>> No.17211605

>>17207719
what did I do to this nihon no goburin to make her tear up like this?

>> No.17211619

IRON MAN

>> No.17213234
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>> No.17213250
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Am not.

>> No.17213318

>>17211605
Took her sake

>> No.17213358

>>17203052
yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh japanese goblin?

>> No.17213369

I can't believe Japanese Goblin predicted Kasen, the Sexy Medium Violet Oni

>> No.17213380
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>>17213369
There's nothing medium about Kasen.

>> No.17213389

>>17213318

sounds dangerous

>> No.17213456

>>17213380
Compared to Yuugi and Suika she's definitely the medium size

>> No.17213585

Suika is FRICKING cute and a drunk!

>> No.17213783

>>17209034
Please do not bully the koubito

>> No.17213912

>>17213318
but she has unlimited sake, why would it be a problem if I took some?

>> No.17214949

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f3tm2qIBXo

NERVOUS

>> No.17218895
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>> No.17221178
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I like Suika and I'm not even an alcoholic.

>> No.17222675

>>17213912
It's a problem because you took her gourd.

>> No.17231089

Jalapeños

>> No.17231121
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>>17213358
goblin machine broke

>> No.17231261
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>>17203029
WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM

>> No.17231279

>>17211605
Throw beans at her.

>> No.17231287

>>17208745
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME

>> No.17231310
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17231310

Is Suika still hanging out in Heaven?

>> No.17231326

>>17231310
probably goes up there a lot to party with Tenshi

Tenshi will never be "bored" again, which is probably the most fitting punishment a 2hu antagonist has ever received.

>> No.17231870
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>>17203029
ALL OF ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>> No.17231901

>>17231287
WALK INTO MY MYSTERIES

>> No.17233891
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>> No.17237424

>>17203029
i am in need of more sarashi-covered flat chests
so darned cute

>> No.17240267

>>17203029
IRON MAN

>> No.17240327
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>>17237424

>> No.17240364
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>>17240267
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand!

>> No.17241113
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>> No.17241622

>>17221178
I like Suika and I am an alcoholic

>> No.17241896

>>17241622

I am Suika, and I don't have an alcohol problem, okay?!

>> No.17242335

>>17241896
why did you cry when >>17211605 took away your sake then?

>> No.17247237
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>> No.17247242

>>17231310
ＴＲＡＰＰＩＮ ＩＮ ＨＥＡＶＥＮ

>> No.17256145

>>17247242
trapping what?
beavers? minks?

>> No.17263515

>>17256145
Peaches. That's the only thing they got in heaven.

>> No.17263957

>>17241896
Ok
You wanna drink this sake with me though?

>> No.17265779
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>>17247237
Does a girl her size really need a gourd that big?

>> No.17265835

Post the spats one

>> No.17265900
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>>17265835
which one

>> No.17265953

>>17231121
understandable have a good day

>> No.17265970

>>17265900
The other one but thank you anyhow.

>> No.17266017
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>>17265970
this one?

>> No.17266025
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>>17266017
No silly this one

>> No.17266032
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what about this one

>> No.17266034
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17266034

maybe this one?

>> No.17266336

>>17203029
IRON MAN!

>> No.17266369
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17266369

THE ONE AND ONLY

>> No.17266398

>>17221178
Watermelons dont contain alcohol silly

>> No.17266416
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Adult Suika!

>> No.17266519

>>17214949
I'm sorry but what is the original source of this

>> No.17266569

>>17266017
A cute midriff worth thousands of kisses!

>> No.17266792

>>17266416
Go away please.

>> No.17266832

le horny goburin lole

>> No.17267044

su(i)ka blat

>> No.17267113

>>17214949
>I am not your friend
MEAN

>> No.17267159

>>17266792
No!

>> No.17267344
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>>17265779
Excuse me?

>> No.17270049

is it possible to get drunk if you french kiss Suika?

>> No.17276779
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>>17267344
Good job, now it's way too small. How is she supposed to got hammered in this state?

>> No.17285411

>>17276779
Great stuff.

>> No.17287884

>>17203029
ALWAYS DRUNK

>> No.17288812
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Suika has taken a liking towards this strange foreign brew

>> No.17288885
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>>17281199

>> No.17292666
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>>17266569
indeed

>> No.17296695

Seems Suika got wasted again and forgot to bump her thread. No worries.

>> No.17298973
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>> No.17300851

>>17298973
Suika Clause! What does she deliver to people around the world on this wonderful annual holiday?

>> No.17300853
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>>17300851
Mini Suika in the stocking

Liquor under the Christmas tree

>> No.17300877

>>17300853
That's nice.
Hopefully everyone know how to take care of her! She only needs one thing.
Quality booze!

>> No.17303863
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>>17300853
>Mini Suika
the perfect gift

>> No.17309196
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>> No.17309850
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>>17309196
I don't think she'd be willing to share

>> No.17315405
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>> No.17315435
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>>17203029
Japanese goburin.

>> No.17321952

>>17300853
Do mini-Suikas come with mini-sake bugs and unlimited alcohol? If not they would probably get expensive fast.

>> No.17322249

>>17321952
Even if they don't they would be worth the price

>> No.17329054
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>> No.17329237

>>17270049
It would be very difficult not to.

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>>17213585
More drunk than cute or more cute than drunk?

>> No.17332383

>>17329054
I'm scared guys, what's behind the japanese goburin?

>> No.17332441

>>17332383
Just a perfectly normal empty box

>> No.17332614

>>17332441
Behind the box you fool!

>> No.17332684

>>17332614
Don't call your daughter a fool!

>> No.17332705

>>17332684
No daughter of mine would end up dead and in a box crazy time wasting anonsan - you should know this.

>> No.17337728
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>>17337728

>> No.17343101

>>17337770
Why is Kasen there?

>> No.17343167

>>17343101
Nobody knows.

>> No.17343181

>>17343101
oni memes

>> No.17346351 [DELETED] 

KANGZ

>> No.17346403

>>17203029
H I G H T E N S I O N

>> No.17346429
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>>17203029
THE SYMBOL OF PEACE

>> No.17349843

Kiss the oni, taste the oni!

>> No.17354725
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Oh no, Suika spilled her sake! What are you going to do, /jp/?

>> No.17354762

>>17354725
drink it.

>> No.17354794

>>17354725
Drink it and then keep going until I can hear loud moans and lewd gasps from her and then keep going anyways

>> No.17364768

>>17354725
what's the problem? her gourd never runs out of sake anyways

>> No.17374258
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You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>> No.17378255

>>17343101
She's weak to beans

>> No.17383849
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>>17378255
...Like an oni?

>> No.17384599

>>17378255
Her one weakness is flicking her bean.

>> No.17390648

>>17378255
So she really loves beans? Is Kasen una chica Mexicana?

>> No.17398503

Goodbye japanese goburin. You are really cute and I will miss you.

>> No.17399590

>>17398503
where is she going?

>> No.17399657
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I am not baka.

>> No.17399660

>>17221178
You don't need to be one. If you love a 2hu, don't think you need a certain standard to like them.

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Hey Suika, recognize this?

>> No.17401429
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THE DANGER

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>>17203029
NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN

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>>17208631

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>>17401489

WHO IS NUMBER ?


YOU ARE NUMBER FIVE

MWHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>17401489
WHO IS NUMBER NINE ?


YOU ARE NUMBER SIX

MWHAHAHAHHAHA

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