Yuuka likes you a lot! Most boys act afraid of her, but you just treat her like a normal girl.
Girl? She's a lady!
does that mean we can play smash brothers now
>>17151152>but you just treat her like a normal girl.But I'm afraid of girls
>>17151289And she knows that, which means by acting afraid of her, you are different than most of the other guys that act afraid of her - you are treating her like you treat every other female.She is very wise from her experience, so she just innately knows this.
>>17151152>you just treat her like a normal girl.Wouldn't she find that insulting? Yuuka takes pride in her age and abilities, doesn't she?
She made me fight against Elly. After beating her I don't feel quite human anymore.
>>17151253She only plays Blazblue.
>>17151708okay, i can learn i guess
>>17151367Does she know how badly I want her?
Yuuka is ugly! UGLY!
>>17153108I wanna grope her breasts.
>>17153108I want to become her own personal punch pussy
>>17151152Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.She's harder in PCB.
>>17151152>normal girlShe's not normal.SHE IS SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT!!!
>>17154568I know that's shit and Yuuka's just tricking you.
>>17153455Aspergers flower girl.
>>17154635what the hell yuuka is literally me? (except that i'm not a flower and not a girl)
>>17153402>She's harder in PCB.am I missing something here
>>17154582yuuka is not the type of lady to dip her feet in excrement, you disgusting anon.
>>17153402>Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.
>>17154568I don't like chocolate.I just want Yuuka-chan to stomp my face so hard.
>>17153108I love this pic. It's my new wallpaper.
>>17153078No. She's a slut.
>>17151152I don't remember punching Yuuka in the face.
I would like to know what her butte smells like.
>>17156652That's because Yuuka was bullying you and you're her slutslave.
But I hate girls.
>>17154705I can see it.
>>17157336Me too. The only girls I like are 2hus.
>>17156326Mima is Sans though...
>>17151152will she cut my dick off and use it as sunflower fertilizer?
>>17157874No because faggots are poison for flowers.
Yuuka loves you! Cuddling with Yuuka on a couch! Burying yourself in and resting your head on her massive mountainous milky mammaries!
>>17160131But she's a flower, not a mammal, there wouldn't be milk!
>>17160316There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substance - this picture can double as Yuuka's nipples AND vagina!Her fatty breasts are so chock full of milk that the slightest bump can cause her to lactate or squirt her tasty milk all over the place!
>>17160131I want a dakimakura of this pic.
I want to treat her as my paizuri slave.
>>17160368>There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substanceAnd most of them are poisonous, better be careful.
>>17160368I want to reproduce with her boobie
>>17160368I want Yuuka to breastfeed me while we snuggle in bed
Yuuka is very inspirational. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
>>17154568I'd lick it all right up, then surprise her by asking to lick the other foot even though there's no chocolate on it!
Yuuka doesn't really understand your fetish, but she goes along with it anyway because she likes you so much!
>>17168144>posting an image that has already been postedwhat did he mean by this
If I water Yuuka a lot will her boobs get bigger?
>>17168339Who are you quoting?
>>17168451I love this picture. Yuuka's massive ass!
>>17168411No. Yuuka's whole body will get bigger and probably will eat you.
>>17169595I'll just feed her other people instead.
>>17160368Drinking Yuuka's delicious milk! Entering an opioid haze while sucking Yuuka's breasts!!
>>17170606>overdosing on Yuuka's juicy milkersi'll take 2
>>17171108I am going to make out with Yuuka's filthy, sweaty armpit pussy.
>>17171108Aah! Sweet morning dew all over Yuuka's body!
>>17171108I want Yuuka to present her nipple to me as soon as I wake up!
>>17171108Yuuka would be a good mother with those breasts
>>17171108I want Yuuka to live as my own personal paizuri machine in my house.
>>17171108 The more you drink, the more you become a Yuuka-chibi clone.
>>17154568I'd rather sniff and lick her sweaty soles over a used pantyhose.
>>17151152Why does Yakumi Sarai never draw any Yuka? Holy shit I would sexually masturbate to that so hard.
>>17157444True, they're both dead
WHO GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST PHOTOS OF MY WIFE?
>>17183652WHO GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO MARRY A 2HU?
What would Yuuka think if she read this entire thread? Reevaluate your lives you degenerate fucking scums.
>>17187478 Yuuka would say "You're alright for a bunch of worthless humans, let me add you guys on Skype." and everyone of the thread goes "You use skype, you nerd!?" and she looses her shit on everyone "I KILL YOU I STAB YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!" like an angry techsupport.
>>17187850Why are you using a spoiler?
Yuuka has the prettiest eyes of all the 2hus!
I stole Yuuka's panties. I'm thinking about selling them here.
>>17188820Sell me her unwashed bra.
>>17188881IT ISN'T IN SALE!
Yuuka bullies me. Plz halp me /jp/! I beg you!
>>17189242Can't see this gentle creature bullying someone.
>>17190504She must've silenced Tenshi so that no one says bad things about her.
>>17191797>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>17188019Yuuka worked very hard on a cake for your birthday. What do you say to her?
>>17192115I would thank her kindly for making it and then trying my best to not notice the metallic taste when I take bites.
The Yuukas, side-by-side
>>17192192where the HECK is sleepy yuuka
>>17192115I love you.
>>17192192I want mommy Yuuka to breastfeed me and Loli Yuuka!
>>17192192I'll take whisky Yuuka, thank you
>>17192115I tell her she's the best cake there is.
Oh look, Yuukarin has split in five and surrounded Sanae... What for, I wonder?
>>17192841Fulfilling Sanae's ten desires.
>>17192850And what would they be, precisely? And how would Yuukarins fulfill them?
>>17192192Yuuka clones! I really need one of them!
>>17193303get in the line
Quit starin' at me with that big ol' ass
>>17193557No need to be rude, anon-chan. I won't bite.
You can have a Yuuka with 12/10 feet. The cutest, most adorable, perfectly shaped feets in the world that give footjobs that are better than sex. They smell exactly what you'd like them to smell like.In exchange, so loses her milk mounds.Do you accept?
>>17194283Only if she has a cute little penis too.
>>17194283Of course. Boobs are for homosexuals anyway.
>>17194283Why would I do that if I can get a Yuuka with 10/10 feet and 10/10 boobies?
Yuuka wants to ride in a GT-R!
>>17194689I want to ride Yuuka.
>>17194689I don't want to go to an unknown place with a stranger. It's dangerous!
>>17194283I'm a paizurifag so fuck you useless slut.
>>17195249>>17195261Did you make a mistake?
>>17194316With or without balls? This is important.
>>17195275She can't cum if she doesn't have balls. That's important too.
>>17195302Semen comes from the prostate, not the testicles. You don't need balls to ejaculate, but you do need a prostate, which most dick girls probably lack.
>>17195310My biology teacher was wrong then. /jp/ is my new school now.
>>17192841She going to be playable again one way or another.
>>17195345Sanae was a mistake
>>17195326It's probably you just confused the words "semen" and "sperm"
>>17195511iirc semen consists of liquids/something from prostrate , cowper gland ,seminal vesicle and testicles
>>17195302That's not what my doujins taught me anon.
>>17151152>Yuuka likes you a lot!
>>17157444More like Gaster. Because she doesn't exist anymore.
>>17197847mima's connection with bones is more relevant than her nonexistence these days
>>17194283What would 12/10 feet even look like?
>>17197854Gaster is also a skeleton though.
Yuuka gonna show who is the boss of this gym.
>>17197854why are we talking about Mima in the Yuuka threadMima is a nerd and Yuuka would steal her lunch money any day
>>17197925That's octagon cage though.
>>17195046I think R32 is the only one with a circular inset side mirror defrost vent>>17195238She just wants you to show her what the RB26 is capable of. You can do that without understeering into a guardrail, right?
>>17198112Mima is Yuuka's ex.
>>17193647I wish people would post images with first person interactions more oftenI liked that kind of /jp/
>>17198597Me too. It makes my feel a bit less lonely.
>>17198743Cheer up, anon-kun! We're always here for you!
>>17198824Thanks, dude. Have a Yuuka on the house.
>>17198860I wonder what Yuuka's rain soaked bra smells like.
>>17198959Wet soil smells nice
>>17194689I can't drive!
>>17198743>tfw feel alone even when surrounded by people
>>17199157Nice stats, noob, of course only a black man could like patchy and post her in a yuuka thread
>>17199230>implying it's my photo newfag
>>17199230It's funny because Arc is black.
>>17199240Who are you quoting?
>>17199230>>17199240>>17199249>>17199251>>17199260pls no fight
>>17197925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2QzxYyICQCute girls doing cute things.
>>17199645My queen of the ring can't be beat!
>>17197925I'll show her who's the boss in the bed.
>>17198311Is Yuuka single? That means I won't die virgin!
>>17198743You're not alone! 2hus are your friends!
>>17151152I had a dream that Yuuka was my mother.Should I try to break through this masturbatory wall or should I lust after the hundreds of other touhous?
>>17192192No one in that picture is Yuuka.
>>>/soc/25351825You guys missed the ERP thread
>>17200037I always feel bad looking at ERP stuff because while I'm good at roleplaying things I understand or know about, sex is always forced and weirdI think I'd need someone to hand-hold me through it, but nobody wants to do that especially not for someone who can't RP a girl or invest in a throwaway character long enough to use itMurder, violence, and insanity is just so much easier to self-insert into than anything else
>>17200037WTF is this? There is not Yuuka in that thread.
Yuuka just got back from town
I want yuuka to kill me
Today I will remind them
>>17203072Buzz off, my man. Yuuka is not like that.
>>17203072>implying it is bad
I hate Yuuka. She's a worthless stupid slut. I don't want to see her in any 2hu game again.
>>17203748Are those mean kids picking on you again, anon-chan? Why are you so violent?
>>17203072Someone just give her Mokou.
Yuuka not caring about the world.
Yuuka would kick Yukari's ass.
>>17204704Nope, my mom can beat up your mom.
>>17203748take it back
>>17204704Don't you mean Yukari would fuck Yuuka in the ass?
>>17206483I think he means that Yukari and Yuuka would fuck me in the ass.
Yuuka is smelly
>>17206535But I like stinky girls.
>>17206536The Reimu thread is two blocks down.
>>17206590Stinky, not gross.
Yuuka does not smell!!
>>17206669Is it because she has no nose?
Yuuka is my femme fatale
>>17206704Yuuka is the best of all 2hu mommies.
>>17192192Where is Killer Kazami?
I like Yuuka with long hair that covers one of her eyes.
>>17207631I very much agree and add that open forehead makes her look even more sensual.Now, imagine her bent over something with her mouth open and tongue out, with her eyelids half-closed, tucking her long hair — you sense strong flowery aroma drifting from it, the odor that makes your head spin — back so they won't get in the way...And go change your pants.
>>17207589Here you go.
Would you attend Yuuka's recital anons? What would she play?
>>17208331Her PC-98 theme (Sleeping Terror).
>>17200235I tend to ruin it with stupid and silly stuff, roleplaying as some 80's cartoon character when everyone wanted to do good'ol VN ERP'ing. I had my fun with those steam group chats.
I want Yuuka to take my first time.
>>17208258I want to arm wrestle with Yuuka!
Yuuka is just a middle-aged OL who likes flowers. She doesn't really have any time to take care of the flowers herself, so she has /jp/sies who unconditionally love her doing it for her.
>>17192192This is my wife and our children
>>17199157must be iron man
I can't stop saying how pretty Yuuka is!
Yuuka is sweet and gentle.
yuuka is a hag, but she's the best out of all hags so it's okay
>>17151152What are Yuuka's favorite flowers?
>>17211670I imagine she's a fair mother who loves all of her children equally. Although Youka is the one closest to her.
>>17211684I'm glad to hear that Yuuka loves children. Because I want to make a BIG family only with her.
>>17211764Follow my example, then. Make your own world with her as your beloved wife and live happily till death do you part.
>> Don't stare, abyss, or I'll stare at you.
Ara~You are a good listener, anon-kun. I like that.
Look at this nightmare beast!
>>17214651I'm sorry, but roleplaying is NG
>>17211801>red string of fate>you two aremt even bound by the same red stringIm waiting
>>17211670Yukarin FOREVER 17
>>17211801Death is for faggots. I'll ask Eiki to keep together after we both have died.
>>17198181Oh, okay.Old but Gold, Nissan can make some good cars time to time.
>>17206675Yuuka is a beautiful flower! Such things do not apply to her!
>>17215500What a nineball you are, Junko. Can't even see beyond the image. Chang'e was right.
Don't go dyin' on me, thread.
>>17217911Yuuka is too young to die.
>>17217919That's why she's worried about this thread, you dummy. She's a very kind woman.
>>17218069This kind creature.
Yuuka is actually pretty shy around boys.
Yuuka really really REALLY wants Anon to slap her big fat butt! She's dripping wet and salivating at the thought of Anon's meaty hand giving her buttcheeks a big hearty THWAP!
>>17219016Too bad! I'm a tits man! No butt slappings for Yuuka!
>>17219036Oh, come on! You're TORTURING Yuuka by refusing to bully her butt!You'd better at least honk her honkin' honkers!
>>17219049No paizuri, no deal.
>>17151152This thread is fucking autistic as shit.
By the way, for the people arguing earlier in the thread, Yuuka is VERY smelly! She has sweaty, smelly, cute armpits!
Yuuka after sex.
>>17193647>>17218998*winnie the pooh tigger laugh*
>>17219097Remember, you have to hold hands and cuddle with Yuuka after AND during sex!
>>17219102Talk about high maintenance.
>>17219094>not hairyI bet it doesn't even smell that much!
>>17219117Splashy splash the Yuuka!
Ok /jp/, stop posting lewd shit about my 2hu lady Yuuka.I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>17218998I-It's just obligation chocolate, okay!? Don't get any weird ideas about this!
>>17219171Yuuka would NEVER be so gross as to never shave her lewd smelly pits!Even chubby Yuuka isn't enough of a slob to go unshaven!
>>17219415How did she get so fat?
>>17219444By eating a lot of sunflower seed pie.
>>17219435Don't bully her belly!She just loves sweet desserts and tasty treats!
>>17219330Let go of Satori! Right now!
>>17219448I want to make her a pie with MY seed!
>>17219454Yuuka was building the courage up for a WEEK to give you that chocolate! Consider her feelings, you jerk!
>>17219415Wew lads it's time to add another load to the ol' spunktowel.
Uh oh! Yuuka lost ANOTHER bet, and had to wear a super skimpy bikini! If she moves even slightly, her nipples (which are hard as adamantium) will pop out! He entire butt is already exposed! Her face is bright red and she's shaking and breathing heavily!Of course, one has to wonder why she actually keeps her side of the bet! Or why she took it in the first place! Or why she's soaking wet and touching herself! Or why she's making 'finger through hole' motions with her hands and biting her lips...!
>>17219502Are you really masturbating to a chubby Yuuka with hot, sweaty, steamy armpits, anon...?
>>17219516Look, I don't care who you are or how fat you are if you present to me your sweaty armpits I'm going to deposit a load right between the folds.
>>17219533What would be your ideal armpit smell for Yuuka?
>>17219540Sweaty, musky with a bit of earthy hint, like she had just been working the fields under the sun.
>>17219553That succ looks painful
>>17219557It's Yukarin, she wouldn't do anything to cause harm to herself anon, its all okay.
>>17219565I was talking about whoever was getting succ but okay.
>>17219571Yuuka's armpits could take it.
>>17219571I.. Can't follow what you're trying to say here anon.
>>17219549Thank you, anon! Though I never really left; I just have to keep horny exhibitionist Yuukaposting down on the low, because it really flusters the meido on /jp/! I think she's jealous of Yuuka's bombshell body!If it were up to me, I would sticky Yuuka's TOTALLY BUTT NAKED body on every board on 4chan! Heck, I'd hack every TV channel in the entire world and broadcast Yuuka's naked hard nipples, cute fuzzy slit, and huge fat ass! Yuuka would be walking down the street, and EVERY guy she sees would know what her nude body looks like! It'd be like they could see right through her clothes; she would have ZERO privacy! Miss Yuuka might as well become a nudist at that point...!
I want to have offsprings with this creature.
Beach playday with Yuuka and her friends!
>>17219609I would never be able to go to the beach with Yuuka, because I would have a constant erection! Just seeing Yuuka walking around with so much skin and her bare feet (with red toenails) exposed...!
Yuuka is a woman with big bouncy milk-filled breasts and wide hips!
Yuuka feeding our daughter.
It's a sad day when Yuuka can't expose herself on the internet! Personally, I think everyone in the world should enjoy her body! There would be no wars or ISIS if everyone could see a naked Yuuka!
>>17219874There is a difference anon. I dont want my Yuuka being stared at by no good anons!
>>17219484I want people to stop sexualizing my Yuuka-chan first!We can keep hurting Satori all day.
>>17219895DELETE THIS.Satorin isn't for hurt horribly, is for love and hugs.Instead Yuuka born for lewd thing in the sunflower fields.
>>17219492That chocolate was poisoned! She just had evil feelings. I think Yuuka is the real jerk.
>>17219892Sanae looks weird.
>>17219914It wasn't poisoned! Yuuka just isn't very good at baking chocolate. Anyway, just look at her! Would a real jerk share her scarf with a flower!? No, Yuuka is kind and caring and NOT A JERK!!!
>>17219937Hey, I was expecting to see Yuuka's vagina or nipples!You jerk!
>>17219668Actually, breasts are mostly fat tissue.
>>17219940We can't post lewd stuff anon.
>>17219937If you think about it, the spoiler image is Yukarin's censored lady part.
>>17219935>Yuuka is kind and caring
>>17219895Stoooop! Stop, Stop! STOP! Stop hurting Satori!Please! She did nothing to deserve this!
Cuddling with Yuuka! Spooning Yuuka! Staring into each other's eyes! Yuuka giving you bedroom eyes!
Have I mentioned you're all really fucking autistic?
>>17220272Even I, anon?
>>17220272Meaningful post anon. Anything else you want to tell us?Just let it be. Just enjoy the fun times. They won't last forever. Even if it includes being autistic. It's only a matter of time... Just hope you pass on to Gensokyo before "IT" happens, if it happens.
>>17220272Go back to /lgbt/ angry anon.
Yuuka is now next to you, what do?
>>17221881I'm going to sleep soon, so I'll ask her to join me! I hope she says yes. She's really cute in pajamas!
>>17221913She's actually Mima. Just look at the stars in her hat.
Why did Yuuka cut her hair and stop wearing pants?
>>17221881I ask her to fuck off because I need to jerk off to other 2hus.
>>17222267Do not reply to my posts with such cancer ever again.
>>17222275IKR. This isn't Facebook where you can post your unholy shit. Here we have rules!
>>17222267>>17222287>>17222316Why is Mokou invading a Yuuka thread?
>>17222316Get used to it, faggot.
>>17222323Because Fire types beat Grass types.
>>17222330At least Grass doesn't die from contact with rocks.
>>17222323You ask me.
>>17222330Why is /vp/ invading /jp/ now?
Were Mokoufags always this obnoxious?
>>17222347No wonder why Mokou gets lots of hate.
>>17222347No. Please don't take this rogue anon as the ambassador of our hot pant-wearing lady.>>17222350>>17222352Fake news.
>>17222357Who did create these Mokou emojis? I hope he's already dead.
Waaah I can't ERP in peace :(
>>17222366it was cute before the normies invaded it.where is meido when you need her the most
>>17222369Go to /b/ or /qa/ if you want to shitpost, boy. /jp/ is a serious board.
Thanks God that Mokou is immortal so we can torture her forever!
>>17222222Trying to impress younger boys.
Good morning /jp/. How's your Yuuka tulpa today?
>>17222413>tulpa>unironically considering tulpasback to /x/
>>17222415This isolationist policy of the jay pee needs to stop!
>>17222423>culturally enriching jp/jp/ is only for /jp/sies
>>17222413Had to make a Jackie Chan tulpa tondefend my self after my Yuuka went berserker
>>17222431Who are you quoting?
>>17222448im quoting >>17222423
WHO YOU CALLING "AUNTIE"?
>>17222979(I love it when auntie Yuuka gets all hot and bothered; her tits jiggle and fly around like crazy...!)
>>17222979but i called you Mommy
Yuuka is YUCKY!
Yuuka is my pet!
>>17224724Yuuka will not be cowed.
Reminder that Yuuka has already had my kids!
We no front page anymore.
>>17225780Yuuka! Look! Your tie is in your boobs!
>>17226035I'd like to be her tie.
YUUKA STINKY BOOBS
>>17228842Why are her breasts so large?
>>17228851So she can breastfeed all of her offsprings.
>>17228842Why are her breasts in her stomach?
>>17228908Boobs has sag, they are not round balls like your stick-figure drawings.
>>17228908Sag tits, typical of old hags.