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17151152 No.17151152 [Reply] [Original]

Yuuka likes you a lot! Most boys act afraid of her, but you just treat her like a normal girl.

>> No.17151173

Girl? She's a lady!

>> No.17151253

does that mean we can play smash brothers now

>> No.17151289

>but you just treat her like a normal girl.

But I'm afraid of girls

>> No.17151367

And she knows that, which means by acting afraid of her, you are different than most of the other guys that act afraid of her - you are treating her like you treat every other female.
She is very wise from her experience, so she just innately knows this.

>> No.17151650

>you just treat her like a normal girl.
Wouldn't she find that insulting? Yuuka takes pride in her age and abilities, doesn't she?

>> No.17151697

She made me fight against Elly. After beating her I don't feel quite human anymore.

>> No.17151708

She only plays Blazblue.

>> No.17151780

used pantyhose

>> No.17152818

okay, i can learn i guess

>> No.17152868
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Does she know how badly I want her?

>> No.17153078

Yuuka is ugly! UGLY!

>> No.17153108
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>> No.17153139

I wanna grope her breasts.

>> No.17153143

I want to become her own personal punch pussy

>> No.17153179


>> No.17153402

Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.
She's harder in PCB.

>> No.17153455
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>normal girl
She's not normal.

>> No.17154568
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>> No.17154582

I know that's shit and Yuuka's just tricking you.

>> No.17154635
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Aspergers flower girl.

>> No.17154662

what the hell yuuka is literally me? (except that i'm not a flower and not a girl)

>> No.17154700

>She's harder in PCB.
am I missing something here

>> No.17154705
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yuuka is not the type of lady to dip her feet in excrement, you disgusting anon.

>> No.17156326
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>Yuuka is the easiest Final Boss.

>> No.17156347

I don't like chocolate.
I just want Yuuka-chan to stomp my face so hard.

>> No.17156383

I love this pic. It's my new wallpaper.

>> No.17156386

No. She's a slut.

>> No.17156652

I don't remember punching Yuuka in the face.

>> No.17156667

I would like to know what her butte smells like.

>> No.17156787

That's because Yuuka was bullying you and you're her slutslave.

>> No.17157336

But I hate girls.

>> No.17157340

I can see it.

>> No.17157408

Me too. The only girls I like are 2hus.

>> No.17157444

Mima is Sans though...

>> No.17157874

will she cut my dick off and use it as sunflower fertilizer?

>> No.17157891

No because faggots are poison for flowers.

>> No.17160131
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Yuuka loves you! Cuddling with Yuuka on a couch! Burying yourself in and resting your head on her massive mountainous milky mammaries!

>> No.17160316

But she's a flower, not a mammal, there wouldn't be milk!

>> No.17160368
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There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substance - this picture can double as Yuuka's nipples AND vagina!

Her fatty breasts are so chock full of milk that the slightest bump can cause her to lactate or squirt her tasty milk all over the place!

>> No.17161264

I want a dakimakura of this pic.

>> No.17161674

I want to treat her as my paizuri slave.

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>> No.17163516

>There are plenty of flowers that secrete a milky, white substance
And most of them are poisonous, better be careful.

>> No.17164405

I want to reproduce with her boobie

>> No.17165474

I want Yuuka to breastfeed me while we snuggle in bed

>> No.17166043

Yuuka is very inspirational.

>> No.17167284

I'd lick it all right up, then surprise her by asking to lick the other foot even though there's no chocolate on it!

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>> No.17168144
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Yuuka doesn't really understand your fetish, but she goes along with it anyway because she likes you so much!

>> No.17168339
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>posting an image that has already been posted
what did he mean by this

>> No.17168411

If I water Yuuka a lot will her boobs get bigger?

>> No.17168451
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>> No.17168852

Who are you quoting?

>> No.17168953

I love this picture. Yuuka's massive ass!

>> No.17169595
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No. Yuuka's whole body will get bigger and probably will eat you.

>> No.17169698

I'll just feed her other people instead.

>> No.17170606

Drinking Yuuka's delicious milk! Entering an opioid haze while sucking Yuuka's breasts!!

>> No.17170793
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>> No.17171108
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>overdosing on Yuuka's juicy milkers
i'll take 2

>> No.17171121

I am going to make out with Yuuka's filthy, sweaty armpit pussy.

>> No.17172749

Aah! Sweet morning dew all over Yuuka's body!

>> No.17172755

I want Yuuka to present her nipple to me as soon as I wake up!

>> No.17172859

Yuuka would be a good mother with those breasts

>> No.17174085
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I want Yuuka to live as my own personal paizuri machine in my house.

>> No.17174494

The more you drink, the more you become a Yuuka-chibi clone.

>> No.17182898
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I'd rather sniff and lick her sweaty soles over a used pantyhose.

>> No.17182925

Why does Yakumi Sarai never draw any Yuka? Holy shit I would sexually masturbate to that so hard.

>> No.17183512

True, they're both dead

>> No.17183652


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>> No.17187478
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What would Yuuka think if she read this entire thread? Reevaluate your lives you degenerate fucking scums.

>> No.17187850
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Yuuka would say "You're alright for a bunch of worthless humans, let me add you guys on Skype." and everyone of the thread goes "You use skype, you nerd!?" and she looses her shit on everyone "I KILL YOU I STAB YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!" like an angry techsupport.

>> No.17187933

Why are you using a spoiler?

>> No.17188019 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.17188053
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>> No.17188548

Yuuka has the prettiest eyes of all the 2hus!

>> No.17188820

I stole Yuuka's panties. I'm thinking about selling them here.

>> No.17188881

Sell me her unwashed bra.

>> No.17189218
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>> No.17189242

Yuuka bullies me. Plz halp me /jp/! I beg you!

>> No.17190504
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Can't see this gentle creature bullying someone.

>> No.17190521

She must've silenced Tenshi so that no one says bad things about her.

>> No.17191797
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>> No.17191952

>the enemy of my enemy is my friend

>> No.17192115

Yuuka worked very hard on a cake for your birthday. What do you say to her?

>> No.17192180
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I would thank her kindly for making it and then trying my best to not notice the metallic taste when I take bites.

>> No.17192192
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The Yuukas, side-by-side

>> No.17192202

where the HECK is sleepy yuuka

>> No.17192299

I love you.

>> No.17192315

I want mommy Yuuka to breastfeed me and Loli Yuuka!

>> No.17192327

I'll take whisky Yuuka, thank you

>> No.17192700

I tell her she's the best cake there is.

>> No.17192841
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Oh look, Yuukarin has split in five and surrounded Sanae... What for, I wonder?

>> No.17192850

Fulfilling Sanae's ten desires.

>> No.17192901
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Yuuka Badgal

>> No.17193101
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>> No.17193140

And what would they be, precisely? And how would Yuukarins fulfill them?

>> No.17193303

Yuuka clones! I really need one of them!

>> No.17193401
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get in the line

>> No.17193557 [DELETED] 

Quit starin' at me with that big ol' ass

>> No.17193578
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No need to be rude, anon-chan. I won't bite.

>> No.17194283
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You can have a Yuuka with 12/10 feet. The cutest, most adorable, perfectly shaped feets in the world that give footjobs that are better than sex. They smell exactly what you'd like them to smell like.

In exchange, so loses her milk mounds.

Do you accept?

>> No.17194316

Only if she has a cute little penis too.

>> No.17194330

Of course. Boobs are for homosexuals anyway.

>> No.17194596

Why would I do that if I can get a Yuuka with 10/10 feet and 10/10 boobies?

>> No.17194689
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Yuuka wants to ride in a GT-R!

>> No.17194702

I want to ride Yuuka.

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>> No.17195238

I don't want to go to an unknown place with a stranger. It's dangerous!

>> No.17195249 [DELETED] 
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I'm a paizurifag so fuck you useless slut.

>> No.17195261 [SPOILER] 
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I'm a paizurifag so fuck you useless slut.

>> No.17195268

Did you make a mistake?

>> No.17195275

With or without balls? This is important.

>> No.17195302

She can't cum if she doesn't have balls. That's important too.

>> No.17195310

Semen comes from the prostate, not the testicles. You don't need balls to ejaculate, but you do need a prostate, which most dick girls probably lack.

>> No.17195326

My biology teacher was wrong then. /jp/ is my new school now.

>> No.17195345
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She going to be playable again one way or another.

>> No.17195366
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Sanae was a mistake

>> No.17195511

It's probably you just confused the words "semen" and "sperm"

>> No.17196134

iirc semen consists of liquids/something from prostrate , cowper gland ,seminal vesicle and testicles

>> No.17196629

That's not what my doujins taught me anon.

>> No.17197730
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>Yuuka likes you a lot!

>> No.17197847

More like Gaster. Because she doesn't exist anymore.

>> No.17197854

mima's connection with bones is more relevant than her nonexistence these days

>> No.17197857

What would 12/10 feet even look like?

>> No.17197886

Gaster is also a skeleton though.

>> No.17197925
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Yuuka gonna show who is the boss of this gym.

>> No.17198112

why are we talking about Mima in the Yuuka thread

Mima is a nerd and Yuuka would steal her lunch money any day

>> No.17198180

That's octagon cage though.

>> No.17198181

I think R32 is the only one with a circular inset side mirror defrost vent
She just wants you to show her what the RB26 is capable of. You can do that without understeering into a guardrail, right?

>> No.17198311
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Mima is Yuuka's ex.

>> No.17198597 [DELETED] 

I wish people would post images with first person interactions more often
I liked that kind of /jp/

>> No.17198743 [DELETED] 
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Me too. It makes my feel a bit less lonely.

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>> No.17198824 [DELETED] 
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Cheer up, anon-kun! We're always here for you!

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Thanks, dude. Have a Yuuka on the house.

>> No.17198925 [DELETED] 

I wonder what Yuuka's rain soaked bra smells like.

>> No.17198959
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Wet Soil

>> No.17199108

Wet soil smells nice

>> No.17199119

I can't drive!

>> No.17199157 [DELETED] 
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>tfw feel alone even when surrounded by people

>> No.17199230 [DELETED] 

Nice stats, noob, of course only a black man could like patchy and post her in a yuuka thread

>> No.17199240 [DELETED] 

>implying it's my photo newfag

>> No.17199249 [DELETED] 

It's funny because Arc is black.

>> No.17199251 [DELETED] 
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Even worse

>> No.17199260 [DELETED] 

Who are you quoting?

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pls no fight

>> No.17199645

Cute girls doing cute things.

>> No.17199728
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My queen of the ring can't be beat!

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>> No.17199790
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I'll show her who's the boss in the bed.

>> No.17199801

Is Yuuka single? That means I won't die virgin!

>> No.17199804 [DELETED] 

You're not alone! 2hus are your friends!

>> No.17199814

I had a dream that Yuuka was my mother.

Should I try to break through this masturbatory wall or should I lust after the hundreds of other touhous?

>> No.17199997

No one in that picture is Yuuka.

>> No.17200037


You guys missed the ERP thread

>> No.17200235
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I always feel bad looking at ERP stuff because while I'm good at roleplaying things I understand or know about, sex is always forced and weird
I think I'd need someone to hand-hold me through it, but nobody wants to do that especially not for someone who can't RP a girl or invest in a throwaway character long enough to use it
Murder, violence, and insanity is just so much easier to self-insert into than anything else

>> No.17200520

WTF is this? There is not Yuuka in that thread.

>> No.17203033
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Yuuka just got back from town

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>> No.17203054
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I want yuuka to kill me

>> No.17203072
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Today I will remind them

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Buzz off, my man. Yuuka is not like that.

>> No.17203156

>implying it is bad

>> No.17203748

I hate Yuuka. She's a worthless stupid slut. I don't want to see her in any 2hu game again.

>> No.17203832
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Are those mean kids picking on you again, anon-chan? Why are you so violent?

>> No.17204016

Someone just give her Mokou.

>> No.17204306
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Yuuka not caring about the world.

>> No.17204704

Yuuka would kick Yukari's ass.

>> No.17205907
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Nope, my mom can beat up your mom.

>> No.17206470
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take it back

>> No.17206483

Don't you mean Yukari would fuck Yuuka in the ass?

>> No.17206491

I think he means that Yukari and Yuuka would fuck me in the ass.

>> No.17206535

Yuuka is smelly

>> No.17206536

But I like stinky girls.

>> No.17206590

The Reimu thread is two blocks down.

>> No.17206597

Stinky, not gross.

>> No.17206669

Yuuka does not smell!!

>> No.17206675

Is it because she has no nose?

>> No.17206704
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Yuuka is my femme fatale

>> No.17207258

Yuuka is the best of all 2hu mommies.

>> No.17207589

Where is Killer Kazami?

>> No.17207631

I like Yuuka with long hair that covers one of her eyes.

>> No.17208206
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I very much agree and add that open forehead makes her look even more sensual.
Now, imagine her bent over something with her mouth open and tongue out, with her eyelids half-closed, tucking her long hair — you sense strong flowery aroma drifting from it, the odor that makes your head spin — back so they won't get in the way...
And go change your pants.

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Here you go.

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>> No.17208331
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Would you attend Yuuka's recital anons? What would she play?

>> No.17208346
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Her PC-98 theme (Sleeping Terror).

>> No.17208450
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I tend to ruin it with stupid and silly stuff, roleplaying as some 80's cartoon character when everyone wanted to do good'ol VN ERP'ing. I had my fun with those steam group chats.

>> No.17209027

I want Yuuka to take my first time.

>> No.17209268

I want to arm wrestle with Yuuka!

>> No.17211031

Yuuka is just a middle-aged OL who likes flowers. She doesn't really have any time to take care of the flowers herself, so she has /jp/sies who unconditionally love her doing it for her.

>> No.17211329

This is my wife and our children

>> No.17211333 [DELETED] 

must be iron man

>> No.17211337

I can't stop saying how pretty Yuuka is!

>> No.17211350
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Yuuka is sweet and gentle.

>> No.17211439

yuuka is a hag, but she's the best out of all hags so it's okay

>> No.17211670

What are Yuuka's favorite flowers?

>> No.17211684
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I imagine she's a fair mother who loves all of her children equally. Although Youka is the one closest to her.

>> No.17211764

I'm glad to hear that Yuuka loves children. Because I want to make a BIG family only with her.

>> No.17211801
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Follow my example, then. Make your own world with her as your beloved wife and live happily till death do you part.

>> No.17213877
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>> Don't stare, abyss, or I'll stare at you.

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You are a good listener, anon-kun. I like that.

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Look at this nightmare beast!

>> No.17214918
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>> No.17214938
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>> No.17214989
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I'm sorry, but roleplaying is NG

>> No.17215500
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>red string of fate
>you two aremt even bound by the same red string
Im waiting

>> No.17215546
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Yukarin FOREVER 17

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Death is for faggots. I'll ask Eiki to keep together after we both have died.

>> No.17215569

Oh, okay.
Old but Gold, Nissan can make some good cars time to time.

>> No.17215584

Yuuka is a beautiful flower! Such things do not apply to her!

>> No.17216401

What a nineball you are, Junko. Can't even see beyond the image. Chang'e was right.

>> No.17217911
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Don't go dyin' on me, thread.

>> No.17217919

Yuuka is too young to die.

>> No.17218069
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That's why she's worried about this thread, you dummy. She's a very kind woman.

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This kind creature.

>> No.17218998
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Yuuka is actually pretty shy around boys.

>> No.17219016
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Yuuka really really REALLY wants Anon to slap her big fat butt! She's dripping wet and salivating at the thought of Anon's meaty hand giving her buttcheeks a big hearty THWAP!

>> No.17219036

Too bad! I'm a tits man! No butt slappings for Yuuka!

>> No.17219049
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Oh, come on! You're TORTURING Yuuka by refusing to bully her butt!

You'd better at least honk her honkin' honkers!

>> No.17219057

Cute, CUTE!

>> No.17219067

No paizuri, no deal.

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>> No.17219078

This thread is fucking autistic as shit.

>> No.17219094
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By the way, for the people arguing earlier in the thread, Yuuka is VERY smelly! She has sweaty, smelly, cute armpits!

>> No.17219097
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Yuuka after sex.

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*winnie the pooh tigger laugh*

>> No.17219102

Remember, you have to hold hands and cuddle with Yuuka after AND during sex!

>> No.17219109

Talk about high maintenance.

>> No.17219117
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The Yuuka.

>> No.17219171

>not hairy
I bet it doesn't even smell that much!

>> No.17219249

Splashy splash the Yuuka!

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Ok /jp/, stop posting lewd shit about my 2hu lady Yuuka.
I don't want to hurt anyone.

>> No.17219334
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I-It's just obligation chocolate, okay!? Don't get any weird ideas about this!

>> No.17219415
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Yuuka would NEVER be so gross as to never shave her lewd smelly pits!

Even chubby Yuuka isn't enough of a slob to go unshaven!

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>chubby Yuuka

>> No.17219444

How did she get so fat?

>> No.17219448

By eating a lot of sunflower seed pie.

>> No.17219454


>> No.17219465

Don't bully her belly!

She just loves sweet desserts and tasty treats!

>> No.17219484
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Let go of Satori! Right now!

>> No.17219488

I want to make her a pie with MY seed!

>> No.17219492
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Yuuka was building the courage up for a WEEK to give you that chocolate! Consider her feelings, you jerk!

>> No.17219502
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Wew lads it's time to add another load to the ol' spunktowel.

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Uh oh! Yuuka lost ANOTHER bet, and had to wear a super skimpy bikini! If she moves even slightly, her nipples (which are hard as adamantium) will pop out! He entire butt is already exposed! Her face is bright red and she's shaking and breathing heavily!

Of course, one has to wonder why she actually keeps her side of the bet! Or why she took it in the first place! Or why she's soaking wet and touching herself! Or why she's making 'finger through hole' motions with her hands and biting her lips...!

>> No.17219516

Are you really masturbating to a chubby Yuuka with hot, sweaty, steamy armpits, anon...?

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>> No.17219533
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Look, I don't care who you are or how fat you are if you present to me your sweaty armpits I'm going to deposit a load right between the folds.

>> No.17219540

What would be your ideal armpit smell for Yuuka?

>> No.17219548

Sunflowers obviously.

>> No.17219549 [DELETED] 
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Welcome home

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Sweaty, musky with a bit of earthy hint, like she had just been working the fields under the sun.

>> No.17219557

That succ looks painful

>> No.17219565

It's Yukarin, she wouldn't do anything to cause harm to herself anon, its all okay.

>> No.17219571

I was talking about whoever was getting succ but okay.

>> No.17219575

Yuuka's armpits could take it.

>> No.17219577

I.. Can't follow what you're trying to say here anon.

>> No.17219578

fuck off

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Thank you, anon! Though I never really left; I just have to keep horny exhibitionist Yuukaposting down on the low, because it really flusters the meido on /jp/! I think she's jealous of Yuuka's bombshell body!

If it were up to me, I would sticky Yuuka's TOTALLY BUTT NAKED body on every board on 4chan! Heck, I'd hack every TV channel in the entire world and broadcast Yuuka's naked hard nipples, cute fuzzy slit, and huge fat ass! Yuuka would be walking down the street, and EVERY guy she sees would know what her nude body looks like! It'd be like they could see right through her clothes; she would have ZERO privacy! Miss Yuuka might as well become a nudist at that point...!

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I want to have offsprings with this creature.

>> No.17219609
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Beach playday with Yuuka and her friends!

>> No.17219622 [DELETED] 
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I would never be able to go to the beach with Yuuka, because I would have a constant erection! Just seeing Yuuka walking around with so much skin and her bare feet (with red toenails) exposed...!

>> No.17219657
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Something wrong?

>> No.17219668

Yuuka is a woman with big bouncy milk-filled breasts and wide hips!

>> No.17219694 [DELETED] 


clicky pls

>> No.17219758 [DELETED] 
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Yuuka feeding our daughter.

>> No.17219874
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It's a sad day when Yuuka can't expose herself on the internet! Personally, I think everyone in the world should enjoy her body! There would be no wars or ISIS if everyone could see a naked Yuuka!

>> No.17219892
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There is a difference anon. I dont want my Yuuka being stared at by no good anons!

>> No.17219895 [SPOILER] 
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I want people to stop sexualizing my Yuuka-chan first!
We can keep hurting Satori all day.

>> No.17219907

Satorin isn't for hurt horribly, is for love and hugs.
Instead Yuuka born for lewd thing in the sunflower fields.

>> No.17219914
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That chocolate was poisoned! She just had evil feelings. I think Yuuka is the real jerk.

>> No.17219918

Sanae looks weird.

>> No.17219935
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It wasn't poisoned! Yuuka just isn't very good at baking chocolate. Anyway, just look at her! Would a real jerk share her scarf with a flower!? No, Yuuka is kind and caring and NOT A JERK!!!

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>> No.17219940

Hey, I was expecting to see Yuuka's vagina or nipples!

You jerk!

>> No.17219956

Actually, breasts are mostly fat tissue.

>> No.17219963

We can't post lewd stuff anon.

>> No.17219965

If you think about it, the spoiler image is Yukarin's censored lady part.

>> No.17219970 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>Yuuka is kind and caring

>> No.17220154
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Stoooop! Stop, Stop! STOP! Stop hurting Satori!
Please! She did nothing to deserve this!

>> No.17220162
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Cuddling with Yuuka! Spooning Yuuka! Staring into each other's eyes! Yuuka giving you bedroom eyes!

>> No.17220272

Have I mentioned you're all really fucking autistic?

>> No.17220287

Even I, anon?

>> No.17220358

Meaningful post anon. Anything else you want to tell us?
Just let it be. Just enjoy the fun times. They won't last forever. Even if it includes being autistic. It's only a matter of time... Just hope you pass on to Gensokyo before "IT" happens, if it happens.

>> No.17221372


>> No.17221833

Go back to /lgbt/ angry anon.

>> No.17221881

Yuuka is now next to you, what do?

>> No.17221913
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I'm going to sleep soon, so I'll ask her to join me! I hope she says yes. She's really cute in pajamas!

>> No.17222201

She's actually Mima. Just look at the stars in her hat.

>> No.17222222

Why did Yuuka cut her hair and stop wearing pants?

>> No.17222266

I ask her to fuck off because I need to jerk off to other 2hus.

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>> No.17222275

Do not reply to my posts with such cancer ever again.

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>> No.17222296

IKR. This isn't Facebook where you can post your unholy shit. Here we have rules!

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>> No.17222309 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>> No.17222320
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>> No.17222323
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Why is Mokou invading a Yuuka thread?

>> No.17222329

Get used to it, faggot.

>> No.17222330

Because Fire types beat Grass types.

>> No.17222339

At least Grass doesn't die from contact with rocks.

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You ask me.

>> No.17222343
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Why is /vp/ invading /jp/ now?

>> No.17222347

Were Mokoufags always this obnoxious?

>> No.17222350


>> No.17222352

No wonder why Mokou gets lots of hate.

>> No.17222357
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>> No.17222363

No. Please don't take this rogue anon as the ambassador of our hot pant-wearing lady.

Fake news.

>> No.17222366

Who did create these Mokou emojis? I hope he's already dead.

>> No.17222369

Waaah I can't ERP in peace :(

>> No.17222376
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it was cute before the normies invaded it.
where is meido when you need her the most

>> No.17222377

Go to /b/ or /qa/ if you want to shitpost, boy. /jp/ is a serious board.

>> No.17222386
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Thanks God that Mokou is immortal so we can torture her forever!

>> No.17222398

Trying to impress younger boys.

>> No.17222413

Good morning /jp/. How's your Yuuka tulpa today?

>> No.17222415

>unironically considering tulpas
back to /x/

>> No.17222423

This isolationist policy of the jay pee needs to stop!

>> No.17222431
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>culturally enriching jp
/jp/ is only for /jp/sies

>> No.17222445

Had to make a Jackie Chan tulpa tondefend my self after my Yuuka went berserker

>> No.17222448

Who are you quoting?

>> No.17222456

im quoting >>17222423

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>> No.17223278

(I love it when auntie Yuuka gets all hot and bothered; her tits jiggle and fly around like crazy...!)

>> No.17223326
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Hi Yuuck'a!

>> No.17223886
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but i called you Mommy

>> No.17223960

Yuuka is YUCKY!

>> No.17224724
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Yuuka is my pet!

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Yuuka will not be cowed.

>> No.17224821
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Reminder that Yuuka has already had my kids!

>> No.17224950
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We no front page anymore.

>> No.17225057
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Fuucka Kazami

>> No.17225768

arm pussy?

>> No.17225780
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>> No.17226035

Yuuka! Look! Your tie is in your boobs!

>> No.17227725
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I'd like to be her tie.

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>> No.17228842
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>> No.17228851

Why are her breasts so large?

>> No.17228855

So she can breastfeed all of her offsprings.

>> No.17228908

Why are her breasts in her stomach?

>> No.17228925

Boobs has sag, they are not round balls like your stick-figure drawings.

>> No.17229004

Sag tits, typical of old hags.