Monster Girl Thread

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She's gacha now.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Loli monstergirls have the best pussies!

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>>17133583
Best horns

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How do you woo or gently bully a doppelganger?

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Massive milk tanks!

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Reminder to take your chuffers to the beach during summer.

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>>17133583
Cute monster girls being locked behind gachas is too cruel. I want to fuck this dragon.

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>>17133612
>I rolled that dragon
Love will make it come true. Money works too.

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>>17133604
Same as you would any other woman.
Playful bullying

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>>17133606
When designing her, it looks like Sawati just got 33% through designing a Succubus and just slapped a cows tail on her.

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>>17133620
>Money works too
If the tanukis put another ticket on sale. My love for lolibabas and that voice demand it.

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Well fuck me for not noticing the thread was about to end I guess

Remember to take responsibility if you fall for a young Dark Mage's charms and turn her into a cock addict.
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I want more Apophis who's secretly friends with Pharaoh and they hide it from their husbands who are rivals

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>No kunoichi oyakodon

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>>17133661
Oyakodon is the top best.

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>>17133638
I didn't even want her that much, I just want to hold Forte or any cute girl really.

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>>17133609
Onee-chan's swimsuit is making me feel funny down there

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Everytime I want to go for a walk it rains

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>>17133679
Maybe you should let your Onee-Chan look at that. She might be able to help.

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>>17133661
>>17133666
Makes me sad that oyakodon doesn't work properly in a setting such as mge and it might trigger some people.

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>>17133679
I agree with >>17133682, she'll be able to take far better care of you than we could.

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Rub the maids belly.

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>>17133686
Same. Unless you want to go full KDF it just doesn't work out.

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>>17133681
>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

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>>17133661
Oyakodon is god tier. Especially with warrior girls.
I'd do unspeakable horrors to have an Ochi mother and daughter in this sort of position. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1666613

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>>17133686
Well if you could convert a human widow and her daughter into monsters...

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>>17133695
There is also the half assed "monster adopts you and a sister" scenario, but eh.

>>17133702
Oh yeah, completely forgot about that. Works pretty well too.

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>>17133700
It's true, oyakodon is a based fetish. Too bad most doujin out there I see with that tag also have shit like blackmail/rape/ntr going on. Rather sours things

>>17133702
A noble idea.

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>>17133697
>Shirohebi starts thinking Ryu is tsundere for that guy

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>>17133689
>"Master, may I please put on something...less revealing?"
>"No, now stay still while I check to make sure you're still a healthy maid."
>starts fonding her body all over, even rubbing his face in certain areas
>"Aaaaaw yeah, so healthy."

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>>17133708
>Too bad most doujin out there I see with that tag also have shit like blackmail/rape/ntr going on.
Thank god there's enough cute stuff out there to make it worthwhile looking. It's also one of those things where pixiv art is usually the better option.

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>>17133689
That kiki is going to be cleaning the house until sje is lean.

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>>17133681
>>17133709
How scary would it be if you where just going about your life to then find out a powerful water dragon has fallen for you?

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>>17133689
>surprise her from behind
>hands rub her belly, causing it to jiggle
>"Mastah, please!"
>she instinctively pushes my hands down away from her belly
>hands are low enough to rub her thighs and v-lips
>no more objections as she sighs in lustful bliss

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>>17133708
There was one without all of that that done by sanagi of all people.

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>>17133708
What I wouldn't fucking do to have an oyakodon like the one in Haha Musume Donburi. Every day would be heaven.

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>>17133723
It'd be scarier to learn that she's not honest with her feelings.

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>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees the two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

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>>17133689
Kiki needs a workout or 50.

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>>17133689
Gonna grope the kiki!
Gonna call her my pig maid!
Gonna make her a breeding sow!

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Reminder that somethings are worth getting your spine hurt for

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>>17133746
A timeless classic of Wonderland literature.

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>>17133763
You'd better make her a pleasured mess by pinning her face to the bed and rutting her ass until she can't stand.

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What about- stay with me here- shortstack oyakodon?

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>>17133723
I like to think of it as a CC ryu that sits alone in her shrine when the Hebi's are away, Singing to herself about how shell show him her love.

though I don't there's a way to make a ryu look like a creepy stalker

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>>17133786
Oyakodon is only good when the daughteru is your own, and the waifu isn't some used goods trash that fags here are into.

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>>17133786
Would smash those two so hard if Alicia wasn't married. Aliza's fair game though

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>>17133793
Took you long enough to complain.

>>17133802
Aliza is Stan's girlfriend though. If she wasn't things would be different though.

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>Be Knight guy
>Perfectly fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was fine until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like they stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you stare into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.
>"Nowhere to run this time, I will have what I desire!"

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>>17133780
You know it.
Gonna go till my kikis too limp to move.
Gonna make her a small meal or some snacks for her to have afterwards as a reward.

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>>17133604
Literally my dream girl.

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>>17133786
I would a doraf but those two are taken.

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>>17133686
If anyone has an issue with oyakodon, it's because they're intentionally going out of their way to create one. Traditional oyakodon has always been when you waifu the daughter and end up with her mother as well.

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>>17133806
>Stan has Aliza
>Also gets a face full of arch angel tits
Life isn't fair.

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>>17133689
Chunky kiki is cute.
Would treasure...and do things that would get me tossed out of the thread.

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>>17133818
Counter point, (you) can get Yaia and Danua.
Just gotta wait a bit.

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>>17133817
There's also another type that's absolutely fine in MGE which is never mentioned. Oyakodon with long lived girls who had a husband before the current demon lord.
>actual monstrous dragon married to another monstrous dragon
>they have a monstrous daughteru
>current demon lord takes over
>all 3 of them are transformed into monster girls
In that case fucking both the mother and her daughter is perfectly fine since the male dragon is a girl too and yuri isn't an option between them.

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>>17133763
Can't wait to hear her squeal

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I would want to watch an echidna put on a show

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>>17133840
Fill her up till she's more seed than stuffing down there.

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>>17133763
I wouldn't mind Shoggoth and Automaton maids with that thick body.
Hell, it might be possible for Automatons since they can likely ingest Holstaur milk and thicken their fleshy bits with it.

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>>17133834
>Fucking the daughter, the mom and the dad
I think I've seen this before somewhere, but I can't remember where.

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>>17133834
>which is never mentioned
Probably because the chance of it happening is so fucking rare that the amount of times it has occurred falls in the range from zero to one.

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>>17133829
Anna would make a perfect witch or dark mage too.

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>>17133846
Automaton's could probably get extra kits to customize them.

Shoggoth's could just shape themselves however you want.

Shoggoth's could go bigger even easier if they wanted.

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>>17133855
Anna would be a witch, there's a far better Dark Mage candidate in fire.

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>>17133848
I'm pretty sure there was a doujin about a similar situation with humans.
>>17133850
A lot of things people discuss would be rare, doesn't stop it being fun.

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>>17133843
>Echidna hosts a game show
>Its an endurance test of various forms
>the prize is unknown but said to be worth the effort
>Left out is the fact that only single men get to enter
>Its actually quite challenging to the point no one beats the final stage.
>Finally anon beats all the trials
>Stands on the podium waiting for his prize
>The echidna simply wraps him in her coils and starts kissing

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>>17133807
How would you feel watching the battle devolve into a fuck festival as the Dragon picks you up and carries you off to her lair to impregnate her?

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>>17133807
You ever wonder how some MGs know which man is fated to father their children?

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>>17133863
Could always just make anna eat wonderland cake and get double paizuri from her and magisa.

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Elves better stop being so rapable. I'm running out of room for breeding pigs.

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>>17133875
Could but Anna would be pretty awkward while doing it while Magisa would just be bullying your dick till she got everything from you.

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>>17133876
Don't call them like that

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>>17133834
>trannyshit
Off yourself, my man

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How long until mating season?

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>>17133878
What else is he supposed to use? Orcs? Those are for cuddling.

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>>17133877
>Anna would be pretty awkward
That's the beauty of it, a shy awkward girl being taught lewd things by her elder.
A shy dark mage and a lewd slutty one would be too much to handle.

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>>17133834
Fuck that noise.

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>>17133702
A story with this would be nice

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>>17133882
True, that would be good.

The real question is who you'd make the mother of your kids first.

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>>17133879
I never mentioned fucking the husband, you've got alps on the mind.

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I would like to listen to smooth jazz while watching a spider weave

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>>17133880
I'd set her up with her vice president.

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>>17133876
>knocks herself over
>presents herself like so
>starts going on about the old 'humans are brutes' spiel as she pulls her panties to the side, never broken, elf pride yadda yadda
>interrupt her suddenly
>'Listen, sweetheart, there's like four other elves or your kind at my house right now fighting over who's gonna be the next one I 'brutally rape and impregnate'. You sure you wanna be a part of that? If not, I promise I won't tell anyone this happened and you can go find someone less occupied to spend your life with. Otherwise, hope you like competition'
>she stares blankly back at you in shock before awkwardly standing up, brushing herself off and giving a courteous bow
>"Uh... t-thanks mister... sorry about... about that..."
>sigh and tell her you're used to it
It ain't easy being in an elf harem.

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>>17133880
>your teacher makes an announcement in class that she is pregnant and that she will continue to teach for a few more months before going on maternity leave
>even though she doesn't say who the father is, everyone looks at you like it's no surprise
>your friends tease you by calling you Papa

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>Darkmages on the internet

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>>17133881
Elves are not breeding pigs

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>>17133887
>The real question is who you'd make the mother of your kids first.
Magisa, then have her hold Anna down so she wouldn't get second thoughts about having her womb filled.

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>>17133899
>"Apprentice, dear, what's a 'manatank' and why don't I know about it? It sounds useful"

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>>17133896
>Implying she wouldn't force herself on you and then try to take the top wife spot in your harem.
Dark Elves are scary anon!

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>>17133908
Would be good.

>>17133910
Please don't let your dark mages pick up on the 'semen to power' theory.

They need to find a way to store it.

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>>17133915
>"Rape me already, you fucker!"
>No
>"I swear to god if you don't rape me I'll kill you"

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>>17133896
I imagine having a harem would make you slightly more attractive to other monster girls. You have the stamina to not only satisfy but maybe even impregnate multiple girls at once. Harem husbands must have an overflowing amount of spirit energy.

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What would your reaction be to your daughteru shyly asking you to rape her in her sleep?

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>>17133915
>top wife spot in your harem
I imagine that anon' first wife is tired of these young elves' shit.

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>>17133926
"Ask your childhood friend to do that ya dingus."

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>>17133926
Ok!

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dont let the girls reach the sugar!

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>>17133915
>"Listen up bitches! There's a new queen of the forest in town! I get first dibs on rape prisoner duties, and you're all gonna deal with it! Got it?!"
>The Drow, High elf, and Wood elf all stare at her with kenshiro-like scowling glares as they all size each other up

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>>17133931
Why not?
If anything, the extra pounds would stop the mantises from sneaking up on me.

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>>17133931
hyperactive kuuderes would be scary

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>>17133931
If bugs reach the sugar you're in for a bad, bad time
Same applies for coffee and spiders, and catnips and felines

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Here's a Cheshire transformation story I've been working on. It's only in the first draft and may or may not be part of a series I am planning,

https://pastebin.com/5VFWKPLk

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>>17133925
It almost certainly leads to Incubization, so yeah, makes sense. And it says that he 'won't be satisfied until he's exhausted every wife in his harem' for them.
I bet an elf-harem incubus would be exceptionally normal and mundane throughout the day but when he's annoyed enough and bothered enough he tips over into actual rape machine mode just when his wives think he's not gonna do anything that night. Then surprise, massive mandick shoved on them out of nowhere so they actually feel like they're being surprise raped.
Mamono mana works in beautiful ways.

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>>17133925
Not really. Having a harem would make it harder to get monster girls into you with the other girls' scent all over you. Unless there is a bicorn or nura it won't happen.

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>>17133951
Let them dream anon

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>>17133926
Slightly disgusted and sad. Flay her a bit and send her to the play with the other kids again.

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>>17133933
That's probably going to lead to a reverse gangbang to decide who you like best.
>"Anon likes my fat tits the best!"
>"No! Anon likes my plump ass the best!"
>"You're all insane! Anyone can see that anon loves my thighs the best!"
>"Anon's all about my abs! You're all just in denial!"

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>>17133958
Oh right, sorry. It's just that it was pretty dumb.

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>>17133964
All anon needs is to bring in a chubby elf and he'll have all corners covered

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>>17133919
>"APPRENTIIIICE!"
>Shit
>Hear her stomping down the hall of your small swamp abode and fling your door open
>"What is the meaning of this?! Semen converted to magical power that is then stored within the breasts?!"
>sheepishly try to tell her it's just a joke online, just some shitposting that people like to banter about
>She interrupts you, and you notice she's breathing heavily and salivating
>"What?! Oh no, oh no no no! This is possible! This isn't just possible, this is NECESSARY. We must begin experimenting RIGHT. NOW."
>"I'm finally gonna outshine that bitchy Hannah Holstein by the time we're done!"
Remember that Dark Mages were once human girls and likely have some deep seated mental hang ups.
Or she just wants massive(er) tits to tease you with.

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>>17133945
>The girl's also into monstergirls and has fantasies of being one.
Hoo boy.

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>>17133872
Considering they're all partially succubus, and can thus "see into the hearts of men", no not really.

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>>17133976
I thought that made the story seem less cruel.

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>>17133974
Is she going to go overboard and pump anon with corruption fruit, manticore venom, and some begrudgingly acquired holst milk to keep him going for a day straight?

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>>17133583
Memes

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>>17133985
>>17133985
Pop venom, see how long she can suck you

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>>17133982
No anon, I'm praising you for that.
Lewd girls being exposed as lewd is A+

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>>17133991
Oh thanks Anon. Any suggestions for improvement?

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>>17133876
That version of the image looks like it was made more as an afterthought. I prefer this one.

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>>17134004
Maybe a bit more of the shyness and some confessing to being a pervert from the class prez before the lewd really starts.
I kinda want to see more of this school get corrupted to the point where the portals open up.

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>>17133974
How would she feel if they only thing that ended up growing was her stomach?

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>>17134015
I do plan on making a series about this but that's for another time.

I'm open to suggestions for stories if anyone has any.

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>>17133976
Would 3D women want to be turned into monstergirls?

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>>17133984
>A good mage always prepares! Hmhmhmhmhehe! I've had these reagents for some time now for JUST this occasion! You know, we weren't having enough sex anyway, this will be the PERFECT ritual to spice up our love life! I mean really, only six times a day? That Hannah Holstein BITCH claims she lays with her man ten times a day! Well I think we can beat that easy, right apprentice? Right anon?!"
>Jabs a third barb absent mindedly into your thigh as she rips your pants down and stares hungrily at your throbbing erection
>"Hmhmhehe, right! Now lets see. I've made the spell preparations and self-cast them, as well as consumed the proper substances, so pretty much anywhere in or on me it gets should-"
>Suddenly unleash a huge load all over her face and neck, practically drowning her in it as it comes out in globby spurts, the mix of manticore venom and other substances overwhelming your production centers
>She sputters and tries to get a handle on your cock, but still laughs and rips open her shirt while opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out so you can fully coat her
>"Ahhhh! That's a fantastic start, apprentice! You keep doing that, and I'll keep rubbing it in! We're gonna make MAGIC happen tonight! Gaahahahaha!"
>All throughout the swamp the evil cackle of a 'witches' laugh can be heard from the spooky hut in the center, all night long

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>>17134019
No idea about her but I'd find it hilarious.
Although I have to wonder if its seed or magic energy that's sitting in there.

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So anon, how old is your waifu?

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>>17134034
The breast.
Although I wonder how she's handle getting around with mana tanks that big.

>>17134043
Varies.

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>>17133945
Grammar needs work and there's a few typos I noticed but otherwise I loved this. Corruption is the best and you used the powers of a Cheshire perfectly.
I felt just as teased as the main character when the spanking got evaded but that's a good thing.

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>>17134043
Asking her that would lead me to getting bitten till I'm an ahegaoing mess on the ground.

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>>17134043
Old™

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>>17134043
7 months younger than me.

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>>17134043
Older than myself, a kid for ther species.

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>>17134034
That witch looks a little moyjo.

I like it.
>>17134052
Thanks Anon. I'm trying to do some more corruption stories so as I said I'm open to story ideas.

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>>17134061
her*

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>>17134012
I can just hear her shouting at me to rape her. She's not even insinuating that I should rape her, she's explicitly ordering me to.

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>>17134034
I'm assuming pic related is her when its all said and done, and sent to her holstaur rival out of the blue in a fit of haughty smugness

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>>17134069
The ancient timeless classic 'Get over here and fuck me'
Man that takes me back

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>>17134043
Around my age actually.

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>>17134068
She wouldn't even be able to walk, much less go through the door. Holst wins this time and I think she might need some heavy milking.

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>>17134062
>I'm trying to do some more corruption stories so as I said I'm open to story ideas.
If you're taking suggestions I'd love to see something with a sporty tomboy who is shy about lewd things.

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>>17134048
>Uses levitation spells, featherweight spells, enchanted clothing to help her maneuver with them
>Favorite method remains having her apprentice/titslave obediently walk around under them and hoist their overwhelming weight up himself for her
Such a good apprentice~

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>>17134026
You'd be amazed. Some girls are freaks like that.

>>17134043
22, same as me.

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>>17134076
Oh I like that. And I can add in the wish stuff more easily.

Any monster you have in mind?

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>>17134075
Please, what's better is to pinch her nipples shut, tape her mouth, and then have your way with her while she's helpless.

>>17134078
That I may be but I'm also mischevious.

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>>17134043
1 year older than me.

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>>17134083
Whichever works best for your narrative, it's easier to write when you're free of restrictions.
Something that allows her to remain sporty would be nice though, taking that away from her would be too cruel.

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>>17134087
So one day while she's ufufu-ing as you're struggling to hold up her colossal manatanks you're going to spring your trap and fling her back into a chair, then cast your binding spell to lock her down?
Can you imagine the sight of her sitting there, mouth taped shut, humongous creamy breasts hanging out all exposed with her hands tied up above her head, looking at you with a mix of fear and arousal?
What're you gonna do to your kind, poor Dark Mage master? She never treated you bad, r-right?

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>>17134101
I was thinking Minotaur.

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>>17134104
Well, she wanted magical power right?

I'm certain she's got a few more ingredients I can use to give her all the power she wants.

Going to go till she's out of potions and reagents.

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>>17133945
Finally, someone to do these Kind of stories.
I'll just hope you'll eventually get round to a wurm or Inari

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>>17134043
Older than the universe due to time traveling shenanigans

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>>17133945
Great stuff, write more!

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>>17134118
Inari sounds good. Though Wurm would probably involve intelligence loss and I don't want that kind of story. You have any ideas for an Inari story?

I am also probably going to indulge in my gentle femdom fetish with all these stories.
>>17134127
Okay...I hope.

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>>17134043
Five lovely p'orcs: 24, 23, 21(twins), and 19. They're all roughly my age which is perfect.

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>>17134106
Oh that works perfectly. Looking forward to whatever you end up doing.

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>>17134129
What about a when that gains intelligence but leaves her alienates from her friends ?

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>>17134043
Two years older in earth years.

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>>17134043
That's a good question. She is a Dragon so who knows how old she really might be. In human years though, I imagine she's roughly 10-11 years older than me. Having her in older sister range is nice, and the idea of her being self conscious about her age is absolutely cute, especially relative to me.

Age difference relationships are wonderful.

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>>17134043
Not being bound by human aging allows monster girls' ages to have very different meanings, so just stating an age doesn't tell much

A 20 year old Slime is already in her "unwanted CC" phase where she is desperate for a man
A 20 year old Dragon is still considered a child even though she has the rocking body of a fully fertile adult

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>>17134043
I'm not sure, maybe about 5 years older than me?

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>>17134129
With inari, I like the combination of seduction and a fascination with growing tails

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>>17133894
I would like listen to death metal while watching a wurm try to solve a puzzle and then destroy it in a rage when she can't

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>>17134133
What type of P'Orc-boss are you, anon?

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>>17134111
>Dark mage getting pumped full of 'mana' every day for the better part of a week and her tits clipped shut so extra mana can't leak out.

If she isn't mind broken, she'll be unable to get anywhere by the end.

That and pregnant, very, very pregnant.

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>>17134133
Why is her pussy and hand glowing pink and why is her ass a foot out from her back

[Anonymous No.]

How's your summer going so far, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'm going to write about a Smart wurm
Either one that builds her own intelligence or a ex human who just has to deal with rampant urges

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134129
I'd say Wurms aren't really stupid so much as they are ferocious and lack impulse control.
If they see something they want, they're gonna get it. And by the most direct route possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134087
>ruining dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134134
Thanks Anon.
>>17134135
Hmm, doesn't really work but I'll see what i can do.
>>17134147
I'll see if I can think something up.
>>17134162
Maybe a shy girl who becomes a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134140
>A 20 year old Dragon is still considered a child
I'd tease my waifu about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134166
I'm not ruining her, I'm filling her with all the mana she could ever want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134167
>Maybe a shy girl who becomes a Wurm?
This, this could work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134043
Hard to say. The grey feathers imply some degree of age, but she still looks reasonably young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134178
I already had an idea where a shy girl protects a boy she likes from bullies by turning into a Monster. a Wurm would go well with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134158
Could be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134154
A rather lazy one. I laze about the house while they answer to my every beck and call, but I reward them very well in the sack. There, they're used for very rough and sloppy sex. They like it when things get rough though.

>>17134156
I've had that picture saved for well over a year now, and I've never noticed that. Your guess is as good as mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134167
>but I'll see what i can do.
It was a joke
Was not meant as a serious suggestion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134193
Ahhh, that's the fucking life right there. That's the perfect way to boss P'Orcs around, both day to day and roughing them up in bed.
Do they each have their own degrading names for when they're getting rough fucked in a rut in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134207
Oh sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134193
Patrician taste.
Spank and slap those slutty worthless sows.

[Anonymous No.]

Pear shaped alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134233
Pear shaped pear alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134233
So just pear alraunes?

Wouldn't that just make them heavy pears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134241
D'anjou alarunes? Maybe a delicious darker skinned Bosc alarune

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134244
Can you imagine the ass on such a girl?
It would be no wonder why she wouldn't walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134208
I wouldn't say that they have their own degrading names, but I do call them whores, sluts, cum-buckets, and whatnot, especially when I pound them from behind while shoving their head down into the pillow or when force them to take the whole length of my meat-rod down their throat and holding their head right there till they're begging for some air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134237
>>17134233
>>17134241
>"Uhh... h-honey... when you say my b-b-butt looks delicious you don't mean... ACTUALLY delicious, r-right?"
>Anon too busy salivating staring at it to hear her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134250
What would their body types be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134250
Truly 10/10. The wheezing squeals of desperation only mean she's more turned on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134072
In her case it's more like: "Get over here and turn me into your elf breeding sow." I simply don't know how I could resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134248
We're reaching booty levels that shouldn't even be possible
She'd win every festival for best in show for that big fruity booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134168
Doesn't it also mean other long-lived monsters would think you're a pedo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134256
It varies slightly from girl to girl, but they've all got an hourglass shaped body with large tits and asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134255
It's fine, just gotta give her some extra nutrients for the growing season.

>>17134267
She's gonna be a prize winner for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134233
>Lewdly presenting her plump booty while sitting on her flower
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134233
Pear shaped Wights
Pear shaped Demons
Pear shaped Dark Mages

All the girls that are hourglass-shaped in the profiles with big hips and thighs would make for god tier irresistable lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134269
Perhaps, but would they care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134274
>Lazily kicking her legs up and down with her read resting on her hands as she lays down, massive ass splayed out for you to oogle
>"Hungry, traveller?~"

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>>17134267
>go to Zipangu county fair
> immaculately groomed Holsts and Weresheeps showing themselves off for prizes and husbands
>Orcs selling delicious BBQ
>Minotaur strength competitions
>A cornucopia of different types of alarunes, veggie, fruit and flower tpes trying to win best in show

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134272
>Proudly wears a blue ribbon stuck on her butt when you're not using it, occasionally looking back at it and giving a smug smile while thinking 'I am the bootiest~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134269
Not really beacuse human years are what matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134269
They'd think a young girl having a reliable husbando is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134291
Yep, although she'd probably be big enough that those rare moments when she walks would involve a lot of stumbling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134282
Some of her single friends might be jealous. Most Men prefer CC dragons to dragon lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134288
>Gremlins making vehicles for demolition derbies/tractor pulls
>Tanuki operating those rigged test your strength carnival games
>Harpies harassing people at the top of the ferris wheel
>A dragon that's obsessed with overcoming everyone in bumper cars
More, more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134288
I know who's got my vote this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134288
I want to be kabedon'd by the strongfat P'Orc chef behind one of the tents..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134307
>Funhouse operated by a team of Shoggoths
>Every third guy in doesn't come out for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134276
I think a pear-shaped Dark Mage would still need to be an adult though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134288
>>17134307
I fucking love the fair. It would be even more comfy with monstergirls. I wish I was creative and could come up with some myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134306
Well that was sorta my point.
They're not gonna think "how scandalous," they're going to think "lucky bitch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134312
I want to kabedon her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134322
Imagine how smug she would be. In her twenties and already with a loving and cool husband at her side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134288
>>17134307
>Heavy petting zoo filled with wererabbits, weresheep, and bahomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134316
Gotta stick to the left. Always go left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134331
>"He went left again."
>"Ahh~ Left again~"
>"Left once again."
>All three in unison: "Silly mastah~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134330
Alternatively:
>It's staffed by men who hand out pets to all the little beastgirls (and otherwise) who desire them

[Anonymous No.]

So i got shy wyern on my birthday monstergirl. Going to try and greentext an anon mounting his shy wyern.
>"but we have been together for pretty long now"
>"No anon....I said its embarrassing"
>"Why? Other wyerns let their husbands ride on them."
>"Im not a mount and youre not a dragoon"
>"Come on ive always wanted to fly and you can show me that. It isnt about honor or a code. I just want you to show me the sky"
>"Fi...fine anon but please dont tell everyone it really is embarrassing"
>"Oh im definitely telling"
>anon climbs onto the wyerns back placing his arms around her shoulders
>using her tail she creates a bit of a place for you to relax yourself
>you take a quick peek at her face and notice its the brightest red its ever been
>"Ready" you whisper into her ear
>without saying a word she crouches and vaults into the air swooping her massive wings to gain altitude
>the sheer force of the wind makes your eyes water and you tighten your grip
>soon you are both gliding over the land you take in the view and much as you can
>you gently kiss the back of her neck and thank her for doing this for you
>"As long as its you anon....i dont mind"
>you both fly off into the horizon to enjoy the day together

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134344
Daaaww. Cute anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134338
Thus left is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134344
>shy wyvern
So,
a Shyvern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134317
She could be a Dark Mage's daughter instead of a converted human girl, that would probably work.
>the mom mage notices she has gotten unusually high amounts of mana from somewhere while giving her magic lessons and teases her about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134307
>Rodeo consisting of particularly muscular and very tsun centaurs
>automoton pull
>anubis contest judges
>lamias lined up for the roller coasters
>hatters and chesires enjoying the spinning teacup ride

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>>17134288
Imagine a having pool-party with p'orcs. You have one in a bikini and apron making absolutely wonderful BBQ, sweat running down her glistening body. One or two of them lotioned up in pool chairs getting nice is crispy from the sun; their shiny asses in full view. Then another group of them in the pool playing pool volleyball, their tits bouncing up and down more than the ball inflatable ball itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134389
Stop
I can only get so erect
How can I handle that situation? I want to fuck each and every one individually in each of those spots at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134379
Wonder if you can get one of those muscled centaurs stuck in a baka loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134359
I like it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134389
Sounds fantastic, I'd like some P'Orcs of my own, although I'd want only three of them.

One would be muscled, one would be tubby, one would be strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134379
>Line for the love-boat swan ride is hours long
Can you imagine how many marriages have been consummated in that long tunnel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133768
EXTRA THICC
X
T
R
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T
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I
C
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[Anonymous No.]

>>17134181
Go with that.
though another thought comes to mind of a boy protecting a girl and her "rewarding" him when she turns monster. dont exactly know what monster to use for that

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape a matango in a hazmat suit w/ condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134420
I'll think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>still wearing her hood in a different outfit
Silly Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134389
I'd molest the fuck out of the sunbathing crispy ones.
I'd devour those booties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134433
Thanks for considering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134443
Silly Liches need to be punished. With brutal creampies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134471
On their phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134476
>immobilize Lich
>consume absurd amount of jizz doping
>proceed to bathe her phylactery in cum
>enjoy Lich' ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134210
It was reference to flowers for algeron

[Anonymous No.]

I married a Kitsune and I'm really happy about it. How do I get her Mikos to stop blushing whenever they see me, though? At first it was cute watching their tails poof up or seeing them try to scramble under the kotatsu, but now it's just getting annoying. I can't even ask to help maintain the place without them dropping their gardening equipment and running away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134399
Imagine the line for that glacies selling . and all the angry lolis who are too short to ride the rides

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134443
>Lich in a nurse's uniform.
Cute.
>In a sundress with no panties.
Getting better.
>In a schoolgirl outfit two sizes two small for her, with patterned stockings that have tiny skulls on them.
I'm going to die.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper a bunch of pudgy werekittens that're napping in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to find a Genki Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134554
Yes.
SHe still speaks in monotone and her expressions are slightly muted but yes, you can find a genki one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134443
Why is she acting chuuni? Did she spend time with that no-good Phantom again?

[Anonymous No.]

You can choose two of these six lovely girls to marry, redhead not included.

Alternatively you can choose to marry only the redhead elf, who can change her body between curvy and loli at will, and stay monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134581
She does look chuuni, almost like she's going to say "yorokobe shounen" at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
The redhead, give me that redhead. Best of both worlds in one girl and damn do they both look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
I don't like any of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Top left and top right EEEEzzzz
Also holy shit thanks for the max resolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Axe Elf and the redhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134592
I don't like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Green and Top right.

Gonna shell out for concentrated hathorite milk and CC cakes and use it on both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
axe brown elf and purple haired brown elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
I can't choose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134570
>Energetic girl who still looks like a corpse, because she is one.
>Expresses her excitement by casting spells instead.
>You ask if she wants to cuddle, watch her favorite anime, then fuck until you're about to pass out.
>"Yeah, that would be fun."
>Fireworks start exploding outside her tower window, her pupils turn into hearts, and tiny multicolored lights start dancing all over her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134601
Absurdly oversized breasts a shit, especially when the bottom half is lacking when compared to the cartoonish proportions of the top half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134624
Then take up alchemy and make the bottom match the top!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134624
Top middle isn't even oversized by anime standards.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133945
This expands the dong
As a fan of Cheshires, I am glad to see a good interpretation of them that avoids all the memes and stupid prank nonsense and goes straight to the lewd teasing. Also, class prez makes a good choice for the corruptee since they basically act as a guide for their classmates.

Other than​ grammer and spelling errors, one big part you could work on would be the description of the transformation. Then again, I liked the pacing you used, even if it seemed a bit forced. I personally hate overly-long tf scenes with nothing else to get me going in the meantime. Sorry if this bit of advice seems too vague.

All things considered, I enjoyed this snippet, and hope to read more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134637
Shame she doesn't feel the same for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134641
No that's fine, thanks for your advice Anon.

>Also, class prez makes a good choice for the corruptee since they basically act as a guide for their classmates.

Huh, never thought of that. Anyway if there's an MG you'd like to see just say and I might get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

...I now desire a chubby, bukanyuu cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134637
I love your waifu too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134637
She's probably in another dimension crying because she loves you so much but you aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134648
Not him. But that's pretty fucking mean anon, can't you see that man is lonely and sad thinking of his dream mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134658
She probably wrote dozens of stories about her and anon spending the day together, she even paid another MG to draw him. It's a shame he doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134653
There isn't a depiction of a tittymonster Cheshire yet, aside from pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134658
>>17134677
S-Stop it

[Anonymous No.]

I love my plump dessert ruler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Top right and center right

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134680
Yep, tits that big at least and a plush body to match it.

>>17134682
Apophis or pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134592
>>17134624
Gaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134686
Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134680
I want onitengu to draw mge stuff again, his almost daily posts were always a lovely surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Bottom left green
Bottom right purple
Gotta spread these brown genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134648
>>17134655
Edgier than a Cursed Sword. Thank goodness KC tossed NTRfags in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134706
He's sold his soul to the mobage overlords. Fucker's even playing FGO and hasn't even drawn any of its tittymonsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134701
That's nice.

Just make sure she doesn't delve into her feasting and drinks too deeply, the grape snek may try to get her that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134715
>no Mama

WHY?

Hopefully the next event kicks him into gear for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134720
I'll protect her from the grapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134726
Scratch that, he has drawn some tittymonster fatesluts.
Way back during march.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134735
That's nice, but how will you keep the grape away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134681
>Leanan Sidhe drawing commissions of human boys for NEET MGs
>all she wants is an anon who will paint her like one of those French fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134739
With my sword and shield!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never wake up from a wet dream to find your momster straddling you, you cock buried deep in her drooling pussy
>she will never ara ara and tell you let everything out inside her, eager to bear however many children you can put in her
>she'll never slowly, gently, and lovingly milk every last drop out of you
damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134738
Well that's nice.
>>17134742
Please don't kill the snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134600
>Anon can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134681
>after a lonely and sad night she finally wakes up, at first she was happy but after some seconds she gets sad
>"Oh...It was just a dream....again...."
>to her right, a dakimakura of her husbando, anon. She can only sleep if she's hugging it
>She opens her diary, filled with different stories about her and anon happily spending the day together
>She starts another story, this one is about her dream
>"We went to the city together, he was wearing the armour I gave to him on his birthday. We were holding our hands and talking about buying a new house, a bigger one, so we could have children. We talked about the name..."
>She stops as a tear rolls down her face
>"...t-the n-name of our...."
>More tears starts rolling down
>She puts down her diary and hugs tightly her dakimakura
>"..W-why?"
>She is alone, crying.
>"..Why aren't you real anon? ..I would be so happy"
>This happens everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134755
You can't tell me what to do, fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134748
Then she whispers:
I used to be a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134764
Two things:
1) Fuck you
2) Alps are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
This is pretty much my life at the moment save for the daki. Hopefully should be changing that soon, though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134760
Careful, we have a tough guy here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
chocolate Blonde with the axe and the sweet blue eyed green clothed one far left middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134764
Well, nobody's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134764
I am okay with this.
Now get in the bed Nee chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134788
I don't know why I have come to love Pharaoh's so.

Did one use her God Voice on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134764
Wouldn't bother me. With the ancient monster girls like Pharaoh that's kind of the norm and probably for a lot of dragons and undead too. Possibly even chaos girls depending on how long they live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134805
Those are probably married already

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
You made me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134791
It happened to me too, never used to give a shit about them and thought they were too cosplay but they've grown in my heart and now have a place on my favourites list.
This must be some kind of magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134820
It's a conspiracy, they're using their powers so they can rule the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134791
It is a powerful voice anon. No one man can resist it's grasp.
>>17134820
For me it's the will to power they represent and their divine heritage. Powerful MGs that represent that ideology make me weak in the knees. I love it. I want them to spoil/dominate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134824
They can rule over me any day if it means caring Pharaoh handjobs while lovingly using her voice to tell me when I have permission to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134836
Being spoiled by a Monster Girl must feel so good.
>>17134837
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
>accepting alps
Never thought i would see it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

We must kill the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134869
If we kill the Alps, they win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134842
>Sounds like heaven.
It really does, I like gentle, caring domination and it's a nice use of her powers.
She could also use it to sync up your orgasms if she was really romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134878
Especially if it's passionate polynesian sex. Slow steady rythmic movements, with solar energy coursing through you in pulsating ecstasy. Maybe even gentle lotus position or reverse mating press, while whispering a hymn to Isis in your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134877
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

Is robutt the best butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134869
We must love the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134916
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134916
No. The best MG butt is your waifu's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134927
What if she's human

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134918
Even the annoying LGBTQAZ faggot that turns into a shy flat chested alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134916
>Is robutt the best butt?
No, loli undead butt is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Top right and bottom right

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134916
bovine rump

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134960
Doesn't really matter who they used to be as long as they are now a cute submissive alp that can only think about my dick. If they are still super annoying, there are plenty of other alps in the sea I can bully with my wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

well. someone is getting their own manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134980
Dreamdemon's horned girl? About fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134991
i think the first 2 or 3 chapters are already out. can't drop a link though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134903
It ends the suffering that is existence as an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135003
>can't drop a link though
Oh well, should be easy enough to find.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my extra thicc Whale Shark? With how much food she gorges herself on, she has to be a pretty decent cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134980
Nice. She's pretty cute being the tsundere she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135020
No idea but I want to pinch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
Sad waifus make me sad. Why can't I be real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133583
I prefer my loli Oni high tension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135019
Cow or Succubus?
>>17135052
Them assfangs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135065
>Cow or Succubus?
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135081
A nice pair but does she have the softness to go with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135084
Obviously, they're the mix of the demon of sex and the monster of soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampires buy their shirts from a special shop? otherwise their wings would tear the back of their shirts upon summoning them to winghug husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135116
That's good, because I'm gonna grope her to make sure of such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135120
They certainly have the money for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134937
>spoiler
Ain't nothing wrong with that anon! Just treat her nice and make sure you have plenty of sons.
Seriously, I'm surprised no ones argued about how a race of magical beings that only produce females can sustain a civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135081
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135136
They've got magic. Tends to sort itself out when the need arises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135116
Anon
Literally every MG in MGE is a mix with the demon of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135166
But they don't show it. This one does.

Also who said she has to be from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135120
Given the large number of winged monstergirls, there's probably a suitable demand for clothing that accommodates their needs. I imagine the same is true for the monstergirls with tails as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135173
And hats for monstergirls with horns

[Anonymous No.]

What would your daughteru(s) call you and your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134916
I won't be happy until she sits on my face and calls me Nines.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Hellhounds to protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135205
fuck off KDF's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135203

>'ey boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135205
>come to check on thread
>first thing I see are nighounds
Reminder they will make you a single father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135205
My dream is to git gud at MGE science and tech, so I can hard counter anyone who tries to defeat my magical Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135020
>Whale Shark EXTRA THICC
Whale Mersharks may be EXTRA THICC and curvy, but there's a reason why the Great Whites are so feared.

>Bigger than the normal Mershark
>Look dopey as fuck from the side, like one of those turbo relaxed 'jiiii' characters from chinese cartoons
>Even has that stupid grin on her face
>She turns to face you, having scented a man
>That stupid grin? It's now the grin of a predatory scenting prey
>That THICC to her? It helps her give you the illusion of an arrowhead pointed right at you
>Not even the boat can save you from that snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135211
Don't bully the hotdogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135218
Akulaughing.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135203
Papa and Mama.

Maybe Sir and Ma'am if we're doing some really intense bondage scenario or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135211
You're really trying to make this a meme, aren't you?
Roughly as subtle as a brick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135209
>Ey b0ss i habe cancer
What?
>B0SS I HABE CANCER B0SS
I don't understand
>WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?
>daughteru wears pink suit while she does this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135218
I'm gonna lure her in with food, let her eat her fill, and grope her while she's resting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134927
My Waifu is an Inari who loves to cosplay.

She would follow me around looking like that, kabedon me, and make me eat her out while she roughly jerks me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135203
Dad and mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135233
I hope you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135218
I'd love to laze around with a Great White and Whale Shark, both of them wearing dopey smiles as we cuddle. Chief God help me if they get into a feeding frenzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135233
I kek'd. What species is your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to call my kitsune coworker a foxy grandma!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want a girl to be rough with my dick, especially when I'm an Incubus who will cum from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135229
That's an insult to the subtlety of bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135269
>Is it wrong to want a girl to be rough with my dick
No, that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135240
>Rough robotic femdom from a big booty Inari
Sounds amazing. How fluffy's her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135259
Why? Don't you want to see your salamander daughteru playing a recorder with her nose?
https://youtu.be/C6OmnTWhsEc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135264
That can mean many things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135277
I would beat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135277
>tfw your daughter is diagnosed with being a memelord and it's terminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135266
Ryu dragon fampai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135277
Why is this so funny to me?
I would be so proud of my daughteru!
Cunny Funny time would ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135276
>Sounds amazing.
Thanks Anon! I'm glad we both have taste.

Her tail is fluffy enough to put beneath my head like a pillow while she's sitting on my face. Plus she can use it to push me closer to her if I try to get away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135294
are they big enough to make the famed rape ball or mofu prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135294
Now imagine how it gets once she gets more than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135300
>they
>tail singular
Learn to read anon. That sounds hot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135283
That's not good she was only trying to warn you.
https://youtu.be/x0KIUD1Abg8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135312
No more Frankfagging here please, it was a bit funny the first two times but its just shit now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135309
would you believe me if i said i was providing exciting options for you and your waifu's future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135267
That's harassment, anon. Such actions are unacceptable in the workplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135320
>implying that I am the same anon
4chan is just 3 people posting who have way too much free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135300
This is my fetish and both of us know it. She promised that the day she has four or more tails, this is how she'll wake me up. A gentle, sloppy kiss with her long tongue after wrapping me in a tailprison.

She'll do it again every time she gets a new tail, until she has all nine. Then I'm not sure she'll ever let me go.

>>17135303
I'm fucking excited. Hopefully all our time in bed cuddling and watching Gaki no Tsukai means she'll have a second one soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Pets don't learn martial arts special actions like normal, right?
So if I want to make one of my pets a master brawler, I'll have to teach them the special actions myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135324
>Harassment in a MG workplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135324
>punishable by mofu prison

[Anonymous No.]

That's what I get for not watching where I'm posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135327
MGE 4chan is just one gremlin with an army of shitpost-bots

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if you could get a cheshire to stop shitposting if you promised to marry her.

Because I could care less if she was landwhale tier, I'd post in a thread that I'd marry the cheshire shitposting if she would stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135330
>>17135331
The MG office can become hectic when a young employee like anon gets hired

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135335
Holy shit. She has to be sadder than most of our Waifus combined to do that. Especially if she tells some of her Automations to act like men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135339
>that filename
Imagine an entire office of yan MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135340
>implying our waifus are NEETS
>implying they don't throw the computer out the window to ensure they arent shitposting on 4chan instead of fucking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135340
We went over this last thread, she meets a guy while getting a part and is stacked despite being pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135347
I know our Waifus aren't NEETs. That's why the Gremlin is sadder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135352
>anon has a gremlin waifu
>it's her birthday
>her 22nd
>"CHECK THESE DUBS, FAGGOT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135350
Would you facefuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135362
Of course I would.
Although seated anal/vaginal is more likely so we can both watch TV or the monitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135361
>4chan Gremlin vs. Gamer Gazer
Who causes the other to ragequit shitposting first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135370
>implying that anyone could defeat an army of shitpost-bots
Gee, this is a fair fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus are for spanking and groping their little butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135373
But she'd have to buy a pass for all for them. That would get really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135378
>using anon's paypal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135339
It's shit like this why I don't like Cheshires. All she's succeeded in doing is destroying company resources and making everyone's lives more difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135149
>Tfw no Dullahan/Reptilian girl Dark Souls art
>Tfw no good MG BloodBorne art aside from Gazer, Doll and pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Has your Daughteru ever revealed her power level? https://youtu.be/_02n3hOQH94

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135337
>Tell a Cheshire that you'll marry her if she stops shitposting
"Oh, really? What'll you do if I keep doing it, then, hm?"
>Starts shitposting on Not!/x/ about how Wendigos smell and make terrible waifus
"What's the worst you can do, hmmm? Stick your dick in me and drive me crazy while you pound this pussy?"
"You're 3DPD anyway, completely umarriable!"
>Her shitposting reaches maximum output, to combine into both Leaf and Australianposting power output levels
"After all! I could totally get a man if I wanted to! I'm not some disgusting monoeye!"
>The Red Haze descends over your vision
>Wake up, your entire body aching and feeling like you just ran a marathon
>Bruised and covered in scratches, you hear a muffled "Rainbow Road..." next to you
>Splayed out with her stomach to the mattress is the Shitpostshire, her entire body covered in hickeys and her buttocks smoldering and spanked absoutely red raw
>There's scratch marks on the ceiling, on the walls, but most of all there's an intensely sour smell permeating in the room
>A pool of semen dribbles out of her cat hole while she groans, trying desperately wake up
>Turns out she'd made you so full of vitriolic rage and lust with her intense shitposting that you threw her to the floor of the classroom and proceeded to ravish her like a beast in a mating rut
>Your fuck-a-thon going so far both of you going back to her dorm room, where you now are, and screwing until both of you collapsed
>If anything, besides how embarrassing it was to admit how good that pussy was of your now unofficial wife
>It'd be even worse to admit that you like the roll of her curvy buttocks while her tail keeps her pink crevasse on display in your shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135402

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135416
Yep.
She could be bigger than cuddlecat and I'd do all that to get her to stop.
Would reward her with some scritches and relaxing while we watch something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135435
>Big, soft, bottom heavy cheshire sitting in your lap and purring while you both relax.

She needs glasses, this is a demand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135402
I'd kiss that orphan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133604
stick a razor inside your moth and go nom nom nom.

[Anonymous No.]

Tentative curiosity and investigation of monster parts is underused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135505
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135505
That it is.

I'd love to feel my way around a nacho as she berates me.

I will eventually have to get some manticore venom and keep her perma cumflated after a while though, I don't enjoy being a giant spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135505
Gonna sniff the cleavage mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135546
Are you sure thats not a kobold hellhound mix there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135454
Would you want to see her smug shitposting attitude crumble as you start showering her with kisses starting from the neck and going down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135589
You know it.
I'd make her go from smug to happy and content.

Bonus points for her would be that I'm fairly fit too despite her being a tubby cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135564
What makes you think that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135604
That expression, too innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135597
Would you cuddle her as she mutters about how she never thought a guy like you could fall for a girl like her?
Would you kiss her neck from behind as you fuck her doggystyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135640
You know it.
Gonna fill her to the brim and cuddle that big, soft cat all night long.

Although having fat cat ass against my dick may cause some other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135652
>spoiler
Why would you be the big spoon, if she is a fatty shouldn't you be the little spoon?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear my Hellhound waifu sing to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>"I hope husband gets home soon"
>"Why's he gotta work anyway? We already got this nice place and we don't want for anything."
>"I'm gonna sit on his face when he gets home until he quits his job~ That should work~"
Irresponsible, or right on the money?
Right on the money for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135665
>ha
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135661
Because I want to wrap her up in my arms and make her feel comfortable.

We could also sleep face to face as well with her nuzzling up against me.

Gonna get comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135666
>666
>Aphophisposter
Wow, what a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer the vampire queen? OR her vampire knight underlings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135671
>implying that snuggling into that chub isn't comfy
Why do you even like chub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135680
Big thing is that I'm most likely taller than her and if we're going to be sleeping, it would require me to get to a very award position for such a thing while sleep.

Besides, I'd love to pull her tight against me and have her nuzzle against me when we go to bed.

When we're awake and lazing about a bit, I'd be more able to properly get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135678
Neither, it's either the Doll or Eileen. Nobody else can compare to those two.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to cuddle the cat, no matter how big, or what flavor of big, she is.

Some may not give you that option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135666
Because it was either marry a scientist MG or do the science myself. I'm not wasting my potential in this crazy world full of sexual Getter Rays. You can sit on my face, but I can't cook you fried tofu if you never get up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134844
It's because the one faggot they used to be associated with finally killed himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135687
>Short, tubby cheshire with glasses.

It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135699
>Pouts in heavy thought
>"Alright, I'll make ya a deal. One hour of dedicated face-sitting, fondle-fanangling, heavy petting phenomenon, however you wanna call it, each night. In return I cook YOU tofu every other night and stop bothering you right when you get home from work."
>"And one dedicated movie night every weekend. Deal, mister-seatface~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135708
>fondle fanangling
what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135704
Would you cuddlefuck a chubby shortstack Cheshire as her smugness crumbles and turns to cute moans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135666
She looks cold! I'd let her coil around me for as long as she wants so that she never has to be cold. Who needs work anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135708
Deal. And I don't mind you "bothering"
me if this is what it entails. Why are you talking like a Youko though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135692
>eileen
old hag

[Anonymous No.]

How would you survive living with a Cheshire without going insane? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42yn9r_japanese-game-show-crazy-gaki-no-tsukai-batsu-games-yugawara-c-3po-returns-eng-sub_webcam

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135749
She's a very modern gouirl. Very fetch and kische and other big city words I misuse and misspell that mean hip and with it. Speaking of hips~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135754
Eileen is a mature woman and there is nothing wrong with that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135760
Would you sing "Come On Eileen" to her during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135761
No, that's insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135756
kek
>inb4 "I wanna be whipped by a Cheshire!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135756
Out-smug the cheshire, and they have no power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135756

Sanity is for the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135767
How is that possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135756
If you're living with one, you're already insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135756
>Night of the Laughing Cheshires tonight at 8 only on MGCTV

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135760
She's a grandma and she's too old to be hunting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135789
She is a charming older woman and is more than capable to be hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mating press my adopted momster and her CC twin sister
>"Aaaahn~ Sis, what's with this kid? His dick is driving me crazy!"
>"Feels good, doesn't it? He has a knack for hit a girl's weak spots. All it takes is one taste and you're hooked on that fat, hard cock and its *gulp* thick, delicious cum... Hurry up and finish, I wanna go next!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135800
You'd better make those CC foxes honest women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135807
Judging by those faces, I don't know if that's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that teasing monster girls by pretending they're extravagant cosplayers is a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an Alice with big tits? Or would you prefer the stock version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135800

I want to date a fox and be ignorant of her true age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135817
I want an Alice to sing at me.
>Rape me
>Rape me, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135816
>You'll never trick a monstergirl into thinking you think she's a cosplayer at the con you're visiting only to reveal you knew the entire time after the "con sex".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135818
There's a point for them after which it kinda stops mattering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135807
With two sexy fox Milfs carrying my children, of course I'll make them honest women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135820
This is too many layers of trickery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135819
>An Idol Alice will never point at you as you're seated amidst a sea of people and shout while doing a cute pose
>"Cum for me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135800
I'd let them double rape ball me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135825
But imagine how cute it'd be to see a Demon or a Cheshire or even a Dragon spluttering as she realizes that you've been playing her like a fiddle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135800
perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135836
I'm going to sign a Demon's contract with her true name instead of mine. That should really fluster her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135836
But I don't know how to play the fiddle, or really any musical instrument for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135836
>Demon
>fiddle
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135841
What if you signed a demon's contract in the floweriest cursive you could muster using your full name middle name included?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135849
She'd love me forever and I would be eternally happy. Which would really annoy my Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135849
What if I signed someone else in their handwriting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135841
I'm imagining anon being super smug as he does this, only to realize that he spelt her name wrong after he gives it back to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135841
I'd write our future children's names on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135849
>"Oh, you dirty, dirty boy~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135877
>>17135849

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135877
>>17135886
Don't forget that the reason middle names were invented was to create a secret name that could protect us from being controlled by people who knew our true name.
Giving a Demon your full name is tantamount to telling her you trust her unconditionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135886
That is some good shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell them you don't know how to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135899
I wonder what cold shog taste like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135903
>don't know how to read
>still type and write just fine

[Anonymous No.]

Barb's dragons are too cute, damn it! They're why I want a dragon girl harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135908

"It's complicated."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135899
Fucking love this.
I want my Shoggoth meido to gently dominatrix me in a custom formed baroness outfit while saying sweet gentle things despite whipping and domming me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135908
Genetic muscle memory obviously.
And you're not reading. You're watching lines with meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135886
I'll sign my name in pleasure rune on her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135938
>Demon smugly presents her contract to the anon who's finally given in to her advances.
>He pushes it and the pen aside to show he's got a demonic energy laden brush.
>The Demon can only stutter and blush as he applies the intricate strokes in the Demonic written language to paint his name so it forms a heart shaped womb tattoo.

Better be ready anon, she'll probably jump you and ride you senseless right there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the premise of falling asleep with a Kitsune and waking up next to a hellhound come from?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to surprise my waifu with kisses and sweets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135950
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135955
Maybe it was an Inari instead of a Kitsune? Some Zipangu Fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135950
Holy shit, people still remember that? That was a greentext I posted a few weeks ago about an Inari illusionist who valued her intelligence, wit, and charm over her looks. So she made herself appear like other girls to tease her husband.

One of the examples was shapeshifting into a Hellhound while her Husband was asleep, so he'd wake up in the death grip of an incredibly horny monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135941
Is it bad that I love those heart womb tattoos for the entirely wrong reason?
Mild comflation
Her Womb Heart grew 3 sizes that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135954
The shorter your waifu is, the more surprise kisses and sweets she deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136013
Are you telling me my Oni waifu doesn't deserve kisses where I have to take a running leap and cling to her shoulders just to get up there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136026
She does deserve kisses, like maybe one a day in bed before you go to sleep
As for sweets she can take a single cookie from the jar every friday

[Anonymous No.]

Do demon's like their contractee's to have neat and formal signatures? Or do they prefer one's that are barely legible? Maybe it's a matter of taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136049
Now I can only picture two demons comparing contracts to see which has the bigger signature, only for some third demon to barge in, announce that she finally got married, and introduce her boring looking husband. As the two demons try not to look too smug, at the third demon's substandard husband, their jaws hit the floor when they see his gigantic, sloppy, illegible, fucking signature

[Anonymous No.]

If you marry a Genie, do you get unlimited wishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136038
I'm calling the cops, that is abuse.
She will receive many kisses and as many sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136063
Yes, but they're only minor wishes. You can wish for body modifications, food and drink, or other such tricks but if you want something bigger you'll have to fuck her and fill her up with spirit energy.
The longer you give her spirit energy the bigger you can make the wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136070
What if I want parts of her (and parts of me) bigger?
Also >>17136063 holy fuck she's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136081
Those are free.

[Anonymous No.]

Think of your favorite Monster Girl.

What alt costumes would she have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136081
That's easy, but the more you fuck her the bigger she can make them.
She can tighten up her lewd holes and give them lubrication too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136091
The costumes of various Succubi and Semen Demons throughout anime, video game and hentai. And she made them herself for the purpose of cosplay/roleplay sex.
She's such a cute demon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136091
>demon
>alt costume is Etna
She'd had to try to fit in that size too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136105
Shit, meant >>17136091

Thanks, stupid posting system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136049
All signatures are good be they a shota's scrabbling of his name or a huge fancy barely legible signature from an aristocrat

>>17136066
Big girls don't deserve kisses and sweets. They deserve fucks and beer
Except Titanias they deserve all the kisses and sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136092
>>17136087
Then its a deal.
I'll rub her 'lamps' to seal it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136117
All you gotta do is rub those 'lamps' and she'll say:
"Mr. Anon sir, what will your pleasure be?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136116
What if I'm an illiterate churl? Can I leave a handprint or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136117
To be fair, I'd bet a lot of Monstergirl Genies would be inhabiting lewd things instead of lamps.
Imagine buying an Onahole and then as you jerk off with it, it starts moving on it's own and a 15/10 bombshell starts forming on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136125
I need a monster to capture that there Kirby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136126
There's always the tried and true blood marking process anon. Just get a drop or two on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136125
>>17136127
PHENOMINAL LEWD POWER!
Itty bitty living space
I'd humbly welcome that ancient, 15/10 genie into my modest apartment and make her some shitty soup to try and help her feel at home best I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136116
Fuck you! I'm going to give my big girl so many sweets, she's going to go from ripped to strongfat! Built like a brick shithouse!
I'm going to kiss her until she's a kissu slut! Her legs (each of which being roughly as thick as your head and 3/4 as tall as you) are going to quake as she reaches orgasm when our lips meet!
And that doesn't even begin to touch on the sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136148
All sorts of hi-jinx await!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRNwv8opJT0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136148
>Anon bustles about trying to help the genie feel at home as a guest
>She's salivating thinking of him wishing for a mansion or something like that
>She's caught off guard when instead he asks her what she wants
>She stammers out on instinct she wouldn't mind some chips and hummus
>Anon 'Yosh's and tells her Your wish is my command
>She hearpupils so hard reality bends into hearts around her
>Oh yes, he's the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136165
Fuck I forgot how much fun this show was, even if it was a lil bit before my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136148
> " So, what is your wish? Money? Girls? One particular girl? "
" I wouldn't mind if if my laundry machine didn't make all that noise. It sounds like it's going to walk down the hall, which is has done once before. That old single Kitsune down the hall squeezed a bruise onto my ass when I passed. "
> " Well, that's a bit more mundane then expected. Two more. Make them count. "
" Can you fix the bedroom? There's a draft. "
> " You realize that you can just go in with some spackle and fix that, right? Go around the window? You don't want to waste your cosmic power on that, right? "
" Yeah, that's what I want. Last thing, I want my upstairs neigbor to stop taking showers at three in the morning. "
> " You know what? You're a mess. You need a lot more then a genie, and it happens that I don't have anything on my schedule for the next eighty or so years. You just got yourself a roommate."
" Unexpected, but not unwelcome. Split the utilities? "
> " Hell, why not. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136180
Friends!
With genie!
With benefits!
The benefits are love and marriage and sex!

[Anonymous No.]

lolioni crying while holding an open bag of doritos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136198
Why though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136200
IT'S BULLY WEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136202
Yes but WHY though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136186
>"Hey anon, since you're kind enough to let me stay here I'll give you a reward. Let me jack you off."
>"Hmm? Yeah, we've moved up to blowjobs but we're still not an item."
>"Are you going on about being a couple again? Right in the middle of a titfuck?"
>"We're just friends with benefits anon, now hurry up and cum in my ass."
>"For the last time we're not dating now hurry up and fill my womb with... your... shit we are dating aren't we?"

[Anonymous No.]

Real bully hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136217
>No strong monstergirl to dominate you and a weaker monstergirl.
>She'll never force the weaker one to deepthroat your cock and choke down load after load.
>She'll never make the weaker one ride your face while she rides your dick.
>She'll never pull the two of you into a big comfy cuddle afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136217
I want to bully my daughteru into putting on a blindfold and taking my dick down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136223
Do that to your waifu you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136215
I love it. She can't admit she's been using her magic to make sure I'll live as long as her as her soulmate.
Dammit, stop making me love genie-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136228
I've only got one dick, they'd have to take turns. Daughteru first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136232
How about daughteru never?
Stop NTRing your waifu you disgusting filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136215
>"Ugh, anon, friends mating press each other while interlocking fingers and passionately screaming each others' names like, all the time."
>"Its just a movie night with some heavy petting and matching sweaters as we kiss each others' necks, its not like I bought you a ring or anything, jeeze."
>"Unrelated, let me see your finger real quick? Okay, great. Nah, dont worry about it, just curious. Up for an assjob? Yeeeah you are."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136212
Banana pulled some Oni shit and pissed everyone off.

So we beat her senseless for a week straight.
We even get a new difficulty on this years rerun called 'Making Oni Cry'. How exciting is that.

The bullying is a beautiful natural process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136238
I have no idea what any of this means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136234
Not everything is NTR you autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136230
Give in to her slightly ditzy love anon!

>>17136237
I'll give her a week tops before she realizes she's really in a loving relationship with anon and not a "friends with benefits" situation anymore.
On that note, do you think a Queen Bee monstergirl would let a nerdy anon be her roommate and fuckbuddy after catching a glimpse of his big dick only to fall in love with him on the first day for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136241
Daughteru Dicking is by definition cucking your wife you ripped condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136246
Fine! I will! I'll show her the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136246
>Morning journal entry: "So I totally let this nerd be my roommate cause I can tell he's got a nice fat cock~! Probably gonna have a nice fling to get my first year of college started off right, wanna be nice and limbered up if I'm gonna bring a real hunk back to start my new hive once I graduate~"
>Evening journal entry: "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod he's so cuuuute and nice and funny and his dick's even bigger than I thought and I think I love him aaahhh!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133604
Taunt her shapeshifting ability when she can't figure out what type of women that suits me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136248
>he's angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136259
I didn't mean a literal Queen Bee, but that's still cute.
She probably planned on faking her orgasms and moans only for the anon she chose to be a considerate enough lover to give her multiples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133746
>this continues until the table is fully seated with Mad Hatters of differing body types and methods of mind fuckery
>one day a hopelessly lost man stumbles into this Wonderland Tea Party of Intellectual Hedonists
I pity him cause he's going to be losing his mind so hard he'll end up getting it back somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136270
>Anon stops halfway through, dejectedly says he knows she's faking it and way overacting it
>She can barely sputter out in broken syllables that she's not faking it, he's just that good, and please go back to obliterating her cervix, she's lost count in the double digits
And that's how anon got a super clingy ojou Queen Bee roommate who pampers him like royalty and becomes a melty quivvering wreck whenever he jams his meatrod in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136286
>Look. You seem nice but it's clear that you're just faki-
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THAT TONGUE BACK TO WORK, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
I want to be real to her. I need my waifu.

Portals when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136290
When we're allowed to start nuking the upper atmosphere again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136291
Anon please, I'm serious. You don't understand how much I just need to feel her embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your healer for this adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136296
You can't tell me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkujMTSFr9o doesn't look like some voodoo portal magic trying to happen at times before it disintegrates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136299
>She keeps pestering you to get more party members so it's more than just you and her.
>Not because she thinks you need them to survive your adventures, but because she doesn't think she can handle your lust alone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136289
>Her bodyguards come to check on her one afternoon after anon agreed to bust her out
>She's so ahegao'd she can't stand let alone form coherent words
>The bodyguards think he drugged her and think he's being insulting when he awkwardly says he just kind of made her unconscious with his dick
>Shenanigans ensue as they try to capture him for sabatoging royalty

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Apophis who ties you up and rapes you?
Or loli Anubis who wants you to tie her up and "rape" her?

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody here knows what happened to YBA? Did his vengeance story ever got a proper ending, or at least, a continuation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136302
Nuke in the upper atmosphere when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136306
Just imagine her reaction when she comes to and sees her two bodyguards about to sting the shit out of anon.
>"Annie~"
>Y-yes?
>"Tanya~"
>Yes my lady?
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND?"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug my waifu when she is worried about me and tell her that she is the best thing that happened to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136246
>I'll give her a week tops before she realizes she's really in a loving relationship with anon

>"Unrelated, let me see your finger real quick?
She was measuring ring sizes you ditz

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136321
>Goes into painstaking detail about anon's huge shaft and how she becomes a blathering drooling retard from his monster cock whenever he stuffs her with it
>Anon meanwhile is blushing red as a tomato

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136344
And that's before she starts holding him close and listing off all of her favorite things about him, from his sense of humor to the adorable way he snores while cuddling her in her sleep.
By the time she starts nuzzling his cheek while listing off positives anon's blush is going to go atomic and the bodyguards are going to be close to touching themselves..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136322
Would you mating press her to make sure she understands how wonderful you find her?
Would you make sure that big thick shortstack ass gets groped as you pump her womb full?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134158
About to finally go back to college next week. I've been job hunting alot and hopefully that'll lead to a steady job so I can buy anime merch without feeling guilty. It's been pretty sweet overall, just not when relatives decide "hey anon I heard you are job hunting here let me give you applications that require you to have everything cleared? Wait what do you mean you have no friends as third party references?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136344
>"And whenever he sticks that big thick cock into my cunt and fills it up with his cum I feel like the happiest princess in the world~"
>Anon is currently blushing so hard his skintone could be mistaken for a tomato.
>"He's like, my dreamy prince~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136348
Eventually it would devolve into her dry humping him while sucking on his lip and running her hands through his scalp with little mewling 'And... and...' between each kiss as she's taken over yet again by her lovelust for him.
The bodyguards would awkwardly leave, assuming their need is passed and both run off to the bathroom to relieve their needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136376
>Some anon gets pushed into the bathroom by some monstergirl bullies and comes face to face with two muscular masturbating bee girl twins.
>"You. Come with us. Now."
>"A little Snu-Snu will get this out of our systems."
And that's how anon met his wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134587
Redhead elf, she's the only one who has an outfit that can stay on her instead of peeling away at the slightest provocation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134637
LIES AND BLASPHEMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136372
>"Be my big dicked prince, anon! By my knight in shining armor and fuck me up with your big handsome sword~! Stuff me full with a whole new hive of your babies, kyaa!"
>Anon did not expect this in his college experience
>All in the first week, no less
>>17136385
Those bee twins would fuck up those bullies once they got it all out of their system.
they'd also give perfectly synchronized docking paizuri and docking buttjobs, being both twins and from the same hive and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135505
I wanna feel up an Oomukade's tail and antennae. Too bad I can't simulate that irl. Centipedes don't like being touched and will fuck you up, millipedes with make you spell bad for hours and smooth plastic/wood just isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135505
Are horns on any monstergirl actually sensitive? Or are they just buildups of cartilage/bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136399
its just chitin, the texture is like glass

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never leave your village to negotiate with the local Bee Girl hive.
>You will never be graced with the honor of entering the court of the Bee Queen.
>You will never be introduced to her daughter.
>A shy, short girl who stands at less than 5 feet, with an impressively stacked body.
>You will never end up marrying her, as a way to cement the alliance. A grand wedding with no expense too great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136396
>"Ah. Anon. Those bullies won't be troubling you any longer."
>"We talked to them cutie. Now I think we deserve a reward~"
>"Our princess has been impaling herself on her boyfriend's thick dick. You have a nice dick as well."
>"What my blunt sister here's trying to say is we want to make you feel good. Here's the plan. First blowjobs, then assjobs, then titfucks, then rough fucking for the rest of the night."
>"I will go first. You might feel a slight prick as my sister injects you with some of our venom."
>"Not as potent as, say, a Manticore. But it'll keep you going for a few hours~"

[Anonymous No.]

Exploring the ruins of older human civilizations with a manticore stalking you as you weave your way through was on my mind most of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136425
>Shy shortstack princess with tits big enough to obscure your dick.
>When she's giving you paizuri she shifts personality into a dominant mistress who wants to milk you dry with her heaving tits.
>"If you think this is good, wait until you feel my cunt you little slut!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136419
What part of "it's not the same" do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136433
Benevolent princess on the streets.
Tyrant in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136443
The best kind of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136443
You're going to give her Bee Queen mother lots and lots of granddaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want my short demon Waifu to degrade me while using doppelganger potion to gangbang me?
I just want her to call me her bitch while I cum into her over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136466
>New Queen bees kill their siblings upon hatching

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136484
>Applying real world logic to monstergirls.
Fuck off fampai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136478
Seek help. Monlets can't dominate for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136425
Aren't all Bees in a hive technically princesses?
>ywn make a common worker bee blush by calling her a princess

[Anonymous No.]

y'know, this is the only thread that has been consistently subby the whole time I've been here. Honestly sometimes it's a little jarring transitioning from this thread to the others I browse, just because its usually such a rare fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17135694
you, olev meido guy, and sad slowpoke are the three most consistent posters in this entire thread. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136310
No and it's safe to say he's in the ded list now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136496
I don't find that very surprising. They're monster girls, the idea is that they're "hunting" you, in one way or another. So if you're into that, it's often not a far stretch to want them taking charge in the bedroom.
Me, I'd say I'm more of a switch, leaning towards dom.
"Dom" sounds kinda dumb though, since I'm not really into any BDSM or really rough stuff. How about just "mostly in charge?" My waifu's definitely more of a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136496
Monster girls bring out the sluts in men, that's why there are so many subs willing to go through the most shameful sexual acts as long as it involves a strong dominant monster girl

There are plenty of doms as well. Most of them are tame compared to subs, but a few are quite exteme (e.g: the Dragon Zombie mindbreak talk a few weeks ago)

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is deader than a Dragon's libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136786
Do we give it a virgin sacrifice to rekindle it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136695
>Monster girls bring out the sluts in men
But how would they feel about sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136794
do you wanna be the sacrifice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136794
>>17136813
Better send her a depressed Anon who's nearing wizardry
His sadness will awaken her protective instincts and hopefully her libido too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136813
Well, I meet the requirements >>17136827 and would love to have some protecting, so why not?

[Anonymous No.]

Pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136847
your

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136809
Monster girls love sluts.
Aside from their lack of struggling and fear during rape, they're pretty much the perfect cum pumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136858
But would a monster girl want to marry one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136847
>>17136853
Raiju are violent rapists, don't be fooled by all those cute petting pictures

>>17136863
They lack the backbone necessary to educate and take care of children, but that's acceptable since the wife can do all the work as long as he sexually satisfies her.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you spank your waifu without incurring her wrath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136924
I want a shortstack Raiju I can call my sparkplug.

>>17136936
Yes, its the only way to punish a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136847
make sure you're not grounded when you do though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136924
Every MGC electrician knows there's a Raiju behind a transformer blowout.

I bet most of them have a Raiju waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Monster Girls perform a Keijo race!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3jfjrJDE0Y

[Anonymous No.]

Give me suggestions for a doodle or two.
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136953
yeti hugging another monstergirl but the other girl not liking it and being fussy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136840
Be prepared to become a living daki
Lonely Dragons hug with every limb they have: arms, legs, wings and even tail

>>17136953
That's a cute Raiju
Do an Atlach-Nacha (or any cute loli) munching on pockeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136953
A Ratatoskr holding a scoop of ice cream and pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136980
I want to fondle a Ratatoskr and whisper lewd things to her and then leave it at that.
What is a weak little thing like that going to do about it?
Her tail is my toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136980
I want to get two scoops and make a tubby, shortstack Ratatoskr get really angry at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136980
Glorious Neapolitan mofu! 4 different flavors in one tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137002
>Red Rata
>Grey Rata
>Black Rata
>Brown Rata

All the Ratas!
I want all those little scoop squirrels!
Varying body types would be good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136951
>kakuen, cheshire, wight and yeti competing in keijo
>kakuen uses her high tier agility and her tail to move around
>cheshire uses her powers to launch surprise attacks
>wight is deceptively a pro and has an ass so formidable that it makes the others have to gang up on her
>yeti's ass is so soft that others bounce off of her similar to non
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136953
Cute! And draw >>17136957 this please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136957
Do you think yetis take out their hug urges on timid monster girls who can't fight back? Like having an Alice in a bearhug and the poor girl wants to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137049
Chubby alices are for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136991
>"Anon gets 2 scoops, Ratatoskr reporter is seething."
>"CC Kraken caught attempting to kidnap yet another shota."
>"Local Cheshire Cat ruins party. Is smug about it."
>"New law passed granting monopoly on the idol business to the Sabbath. Rumors of corruption running rampant in the city."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137051
>chubby
Anon please, Alices should be petite and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136980
No Squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136976
>Cute Raiju
>Raiju
>RAIJU

>>17136957
>>17137033
Not sure if I can do a Yeti, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137111
Are you saying Yeti isn't a valid option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137101
You can't just outlaw squirrels! Who will deliver the mail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137116
I don't know, Alp, are you reading it as such?

>>17137120
Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137131
Birds and squirrels, a rivalry as old as time.
Those little shits steal your lunch, you steal their jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137131
>I got mistaken for alp
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137154
>Mistaken
Anon, you're an Alp all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137083
No, they should be cute and soft!
They deserve sweets for being sweet girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137154
You get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136299
>artist draws a Succubus
>doesn't give them wings or a spade-tail
Really grinds my gears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137250
Could be hidden by magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137250
Cute Succ.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, guys, I bring you some OC from russian MG thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137254
How often would Succubutts polymorph anyways,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137304
To sneak into human towns, roleplay/cosplay sex, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137304
Often.
She could blend right in at an Order meeting one day, be your perfect and ideal woman the next, or be something new for you to try out like one of your japanese porn games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137276
двач шоле?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137343
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137276
A cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137353
>when someone says your tail is scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137353
борда?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137367
That's why they buy mofu tail covers, so they have s cuter appearance

[Anonymous No.]

Dom the loli wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137276
Dom the big wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137472
Pailoli Werewolf doms you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137480
Not pai enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137480
How does one gets dommed by a oppai loli wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137507
Forced paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137510
So she just leans her chest against me and tries to rub me? That's a bad idea, her ears would be defenseless for me to tease and I know how dog girls like pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137480
Lolis should be flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137521
Tell that to holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137564

Flat moos need chest pats too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137564
This triggers the Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up in the middle of the night
>can't sleep, too hungry
>wander down to the fridge and grab the first thing you find to eat
>cheese
>whatever, take a slice back to bed
>fall asleep with half a slice still in your hand
>wake up thto next morning
>a large mouse is now wrapped up in your arms and sleeping with a smile on her face
>damnit not again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137472
I also love to be dommed by the loli wolfu. My loli wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137582
Why is she so cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137628
Because of the only undead problem.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why, but lately I've started to think desert kingdoms may be the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137657
A man's wife is his castle. Once you go shai-hulud your pleasure is quadrupled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137577
As much as I love mousegirl stuff...

Who the fuck actually just grabs slices of cheese and brings it to bed to eat. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was in the bus today and I noticed this tiny little spider hanging from a gossamer in front of me. I picked the little one up by the web and carried it outside where it could thrive in its natural environment, and then it started shadowboxing at me.
Guess what I'm saying is that I wish we had a story about a little loli spider who ain't afraid of nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137683
>Who the fuck actually just grabs slices of cheese and brings it to bed to eat
Er, yeah! W-Who even does that?
N-Not me, that's for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137716
If I sniff you, will you turn into an Alp Maus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137721
I'd fuck that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137564
You called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137721
>>17137729
Too early to be alpposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137734
Time is an illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137734
You know what they say. The early alp is the tightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137733
Gonna make some baby calves with that cutie calf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137250
I wouldn't judge too soon. I've seen some pretty decent human looking succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137751
So have I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137734
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137577
I need a large breasted mouse who gets angry whenever people associate her species with cheese
She would go on about how much mice prefer cereals and plants, but since people keep giving her cheese that's all she eats and that's why her chest is so big

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137657
I love the desert kingdom too anon. It's great isn't it? The rolling dunes, tropical oasis, fascinating ruins. It's where I want to live with my waifu.

Although I'd say that I cannot function in any heat above 20 degrees so I like to headcanon that Mamono mana would allow you to cope with the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137768
For me it's mostly the egyptian looks and the brown, fit girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137778
Well, pretty much that too. The Egyptian aesthetic is the most appealing in my opinion and I'd love it a lot. Also toned brown girls are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137783
Rip kc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137782
I'm not particularly into desert kingdoms or the various desert girls otherwise, but I want a pear shaped lolinubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, I've loved you for a long time, but I didn't think you would like a girl with big, useless lumps of fat."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137806
Oh I see then. Well, atleast I enjoy pear shaped Lolinubis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137811
>useless

She's so wrong. They have many uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137811
What lies has the sabbath been telling this poor woman?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it acceptable to use alps as toys to take sexual frustration out on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137811
Only the biggest and the most useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137833
Yes, but afterwards you have to cuddle with them and protect their smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137855
Well when you post cute alps like that. I'll think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

What is one fetish you aren't too keen on but would do with your waifu?
What is one fetish she'd d for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>dfc holst with a deep complex about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137936
Don't make fun of her. She's gonna hit a growth spurt any day now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137929
It's probably not appropriate for here, anon. It's nothing degenerate like /d/ shit. It's actually pretty vanilla sex kink wise.

And i'm sure she'd like all my fetishes since they cater to her personality quite well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137929
I don't really know anon, since she's my waifu our fetishes would be almost perfectly compatible.

Besides, anything I'd want to do to her I'd also want done to me, at least just to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

So stuff made out of Shog body feels like what exactly? As much as I enjoy the idea of a shog making utensils out of herself would they feel like metal or all slimy and cold? Also clothes made of shog.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to be careful at the public pool anon, it could be Sabbath Scout Day there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137657
>>17137768
>>17137778
A best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137981
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137936
>>17137944
Gonna bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137985
Well, it's dangerous to see all those adorable little girls in their overly revealing swimsuits. Some of them even swim naked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137988
FLAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137990
It's not dangerous if you are not a lolicon though. I don't see why I would need to be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137995
Y-Yeah me too anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137995
You say that, but what happens when they all start crowding around you hoping that big, strong onii-chan will help them put their sunscreen on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137739
That'skindahot.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

wy@?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138022
Cheshires are olev. Like really top tier girl outside of the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138007
No, I went there to enjoy myself, not to spend hours oiling lolis up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137140
>SHOCKING footage of a Tengu stealing a Rata's notes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxap-p7vyVs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138034
Sure you did anon. Sure you did.

Next you will tell me that you simply went into that stall with that little witch just so she can "tell you a secret"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138034
That's why it's dangerous anon, thet's why you shoud watch out.

Are you prepared to let all those poor Sabbath Scouts down? I mean, with so many of them there you could easily get gang raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138045
No, why would I waste my time like that?

>>17138047
If they wanted to rape then why would they be trying to seduce me in the first place? If one isn't attracted to their trademark little girl charm then they should move on to the next guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137855
Princess carry the /fit/ alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137981
>>17137990
Would their swimsuits all match like their regular uniforms and have holes where the breasts and pussies go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136091

This is the first thing I think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138053
They should, but that doesn't always mean that they will. Sabbath Scouts are very unpredictable.

>>17138063
I mean, I'm sure that would be an option for some, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138063
Stop forcing that stupid meme already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138063
>reverse bikini swimsuits
>on lolis
Do want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138077
Still, trying to rape me would only end up in a loli against onee-chan war with the kraken lifesave and some other girls. At that point I would slip out and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138094
blame KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138108
Kraken life guards who save poor anons getting molested by the onee sabbath at the pool? Only to molest him herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138072
Warning: May turn your squirrel into a shotacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138116
If anons stays there to get molested, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138130

I could see Squirrel Girl's outfit working too, but I don't want to post western art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136490
She's less than a foot shorter than me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138109
kill your self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138044
>nerd bird and nerd squirrel fighting over anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138109
How about no, anon? I'm not really a fan of my daughteru wearing that kind of outfit in public without something underneath it and I am indifferent to others wanting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138161
anon why did you post a frog?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been away for a while, any news on that alternative wiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138174
The lewdest part is the handholding.

>tfw no kraken onee san to rape you as a shota with her tentacles

>>17138109
To be honest he really wasn't the one who started this. Just like he wasn't the one who started the cunny stuff. Not trying to be "le kdf fanboy xd"

Just saying it straight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to figuratively deflower a nerd bird while encased in her fluffy, comfy winghug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138161
I would enjoy both those girls

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138174
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138174
This picture proves exactly why Krakens are not to be trusted.

As for your question you can see it for yourself: http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page
It's so much better than the wikia in every single aspect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138174
>any news on that alternative wiki
might be a bit boring appearance wise but it's actually got proper citations for everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
Define Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138180
>cunny
/tv/ found these threads? Fuuuuck
>>17138200
>>17138207
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138227
>spoiler
It was some butthurt faggot falseflagging and some idiots humoring him, thankfully he seems to have fucked off after accidentally admitting to it in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
Take that back! Small is best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138195
I agree.

>>17138207
Is that the one I get linked to when I search Ochimusha on the wiki? Because that wiki is actually really nice and simple.

>>17138273
Was bane posting in this thread your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138285
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138174
Nothing new but it's certainly better to read through stuff and actually has some new pics not found on the other site which is always great for certain girls

[Anonymous No.]

Can you even ruin a first date with a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138292
Bigamy with both a loli and a big girl is definitely the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"Sorry, I like boys."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Big Pulsing Hellhound Knots

Just the worst thing that comes to mind so I could possibly ruin a date with a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
i like /d/ fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Yes.
Cunnyposters and Daughter Dickers would get dumped by all but the most pathetically degenerate girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
>"I fucking love NTR"
something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"Show me your tits."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138344
They would just rape you harder.
>>17138345
She would rape you even harder with an strap-on just to humor your deep dark fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138352
Literally how to make all the single Mindflayers in the restaurant turn their heads and "ara~ ara~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"Forgot the stove on."

[Anonymous No.]

Not even going to give you a (you). Remove yourself from this mortal coil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
You stare deep into her eyes and say "Give me cummies, daddy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"I like chocolate milk."
"This is my girlfriend."
"Do you know Jesus?"
"Can you speak Bacchi?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138364
>spoiler

There's just no winning with these kinds of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138335
That it especially when the loli is tubby and bottom heavy and the big girl is muscled and busty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
I want a vasectomy. I think that might be the one of the few things to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138356
>"Ok!"
Now what anon? She expects you to follow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138384
Tell her i'm a degenerate pervert who likes when girls start masturbating in front of me.

Surely she would back away by then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Roof date next time ;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Let's wait till marriage. Though that might be good for some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138396
The yans would just marry you on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138380
>"I like chocolate milk."
>[Big Brown Cow mooing in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"I only like BBA (Big Black Alps)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138406
Okay, for once I'm glad I didn't think this all the way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
I dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138410
>Chocolate alps

I can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
I'd ruin it just by showing up and introducing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138346

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138430
Brown /= Black

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138433
I think you're thinking of Diamonds, though Hearts are no slouches themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138433
>diamond trumpart is the only version without art
I'm not sure how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

>black alps
You must like prison then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138465
I bet they would test the guy to see if he was manly enough to serve as a cumpump or if he was one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138465
>little 5'3" tanned stuttering alp walks up to you in the shower and says you're her prison wife

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138436
Dark Chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
>her prison wife
>not husband
You done goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
laugh as I pin her to the ground and prone bone her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
My best "Knee of Justice" impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
>I'm her prison wife
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138493
Anon that was the joke.

>>17138500
That's fucking hot anon. What would you say to her as your thoroughly beat her entrance to her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
Ask the gaurds to help her before she gets into trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138486
Build a harem out of the prisons alps

[Anonymous No.]

alps make you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138188
Not literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>alpfags in charge of not being faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138512
And use them as your breeding bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138507
tell her she's gonna be my wife inside and outside the joint. and tell her to bring her friends around so I can do this >>17138512

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138451
I was thinking of getting that fixed with a diamond that wasn't a dog fucker and a design that differs from the profile.
She'd still be a complete deviant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138515
traps are gay.
alps are gayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138534
>Guy dressed as a girl is gay but somehow a female is gayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138521
Alps are on the raise lately. Reminder to watch out for them even if you already have a waifu. Don't want to have a harem of them forming anytime soon and destroying your relationship, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138518
No, as she wouldn't have a hymen in her cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138549
alpfags are on a higher level of denial then trapfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138522
Pretty much.


That and I need a DnD group to pass the time.

Would be a little weird coming out of prison with a couple wives of varying femininity though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136063
>Thinking about Djinni girls all day
>Get home and see this
Get out of my head /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

Underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136063
Toppest of unfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
"Oh god, bonus boss."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138586
We need more from this region

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138550
>Homewrecker alps
Your waifu would be mad as fuck if she finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138550
And that's why alps deserve nothing but bullying.
And not the "actually just teasing" bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138610
But yes even the sexual bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

alps are a fucking mistake

[Anonymous No.]

if you could change somebody's gender, surely it wouldn't be so hard to make them attracted to women? I mean mamono already makes men attracted to the bits of monster that they would otherwise find unattractive. Alps are only there for genderbend fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138619
T. Anon that found out his wife was a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

How are alps so bad? It's a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138586
>Delicious brown
>Best religious
>Smells literally like love
>Most majestic wings
>Plays an instrument
>BIG bird

She's got a lot going for her but none of it stands out enough
I also suspect anons to be racist toward harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333

>Pinch her love handles

"Do the truffle shuffle!"

This may not work on por'cs and trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138597
And that's why you gotta be careful with them. You wouldn't want to get yourself a harem and your wife wouldn't want any competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138633
I know why there's a fuss over them but I'd still fuck one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138630
A dude only alps if he really wants to be fucked in the pussy.
Any other kind of faggot, especially one that wants to stay a dude, will inevitably succumb to superior monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138640
Another benefit of having a yan wife.
Any alps that get too uppity just get disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138636
She deserves more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137367
>Manticore reading Anon's shitposting about tailpussies
>'Girls with huge lumps are the lewdest! The apex predator Manticore!'
>">TFW nobody gets off on using it like a fleshlight and ignoring the rest of the girl"
>'>implying manticores get off on men and not futas'
>'What does tailpussy even feel like?'
>Gets called out on her obviously posting in response; "Of course Manticores can't type, don't you know we don't have the intricate motor capacity to hit these fucking keys with our nails?"
>Dozens of "Tailpussy or GTFO" replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138646
Adding to this, it goes for temp transformations too. You can drink a wonderland potion to turn into a monster girl for a short while and engage in girl on girl stuff with her and you won't alp as long as you prefer having sex as a guy.
It's really hard to alp unless you absolutely want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138664
>That one poor slutty anon who jizzes himself when she posts a picture of her FAT PULSING TAIL PUSSY

Tailpussy sluts need to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138664
The best use for a Manticore is using her tailpussy as an onahole and eating her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138633
>tranny
>woman
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138678
But they literally are a woman. Biologically too.

Saying that an alp is a tranny is like saying that an anon is a toddlercon because his waifu was once a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138669
>That one Anon who literally posts a screencap of a jizz rag when she posts a dated image of her lovebulb swallowing a dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138669
>Anon has his info leaked
>Manticore finds it and texts him a picture of her tail pussy daily
>especially when he's in work so he pops a boner and jizzes himself
>Manticore likes to bully him and tease him
>One day she sends a box to his front door with a collar and a padlock
>tells anon to put on the collar that says "Tailpussy slut" and lock the padlock, then to send a picture to her with it on
>anon does so and feels so humiliated
>a ring at the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138667
>as long as you prefer having sex as a guy.
Of course then the real question is then why would you bother doing that in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138701
>A ring at the door
Is it secret? Is it safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138713
Gandalfa Dark Mage when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Is that jojo reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138721
>Gandharva begrudgingly playing the opening riff to Roundabout in the background
>Suddenly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138713
I wonder who it could be?

>>17138721
Anon she'd leave you there.

[Anonymous No.]

You know it's times like these that make me say:
ITS REAL ALP HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138707
Spice things up and wonderland girls love doing a lot of stuff for fun. You can use it for foreplay since upon transforming back into a guy, you would likely have your full stamina since your dick hasn't been used.
It's a great way to tire a girl out and then dick her at full force to send her silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138735
Is it just me who thinks this Alp really is a qt? Thicc beautiful tail, little cute shoes, tights and a nice dress. 10/10 would marry

No homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138735
thealpcommunity.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138721
Wow this may be the first reply that would ruin a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138563
This
>they are 200 girls but I like the one who is a guy
>he doesn't have any other traits except being a faggot, no fluffy tail, being desert ruler, samurai or something
>just a faggot
>but I don't like fucking men, I swear, guys!
Alpfags are the same cancer that posts "boipuci" "traps are not gay" "feminine penises where" and other shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138737
>all these mental gymnastics to try to justify gender bending faggotry and yurishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138756
Sorry to tell you this, trapfaggot, but you won't be able to use Alps to justify posting your trapshit in here. I know that's what you're hunting for.
Feel free to jerk off in >>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
His name's John Cena.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys seriously this fucking ass blasted about alps? Did you all not read the fucking profile or are you genuinely this special needed?

Don't fucking project bullshit like this >17138756 faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138738
Reminds me of king from kof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138788
King is the best kof girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138787
>Implying it's not just one guy trying to start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138787
Give me one good reason to pick an alp over even a vanilla succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138762
I don't really feel the need to justify anything, I unapologetically find it hot and if that gets your panties in a twist that's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138794
Well some anons like the cute look of alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138663
That's for sure
No matter how unpopular she is, I bet every anon out there would love taking a nap on her soft lap, covered in her golden wings while she plays her instrument and sings a lullaby about how much she loves him. Her fragrance would ensure a deep restful sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138806
The profile pic is stage 2, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138806
In the end they'll look just like a succubi. You have no reason to choose Alp other than her being a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138825
That's not true anon. It can be down to circumstances and maybe some anons just have an unjustifiable preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138825
By that logic there's no reason to not choose an Alp. If they're basically identical to a Succubus anyway, then why be so opposed to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138788
>>17138790
King is the kind of waifu men topple kingdoms for. So fucking dapper and stylish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138766
?
Trannyshit is the same shit
Both of those belong to /d/ or /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138586
>big
>brown
shes on my list of best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138836
Gee anon. Maybe because Alps are gay dudes and succubi are girls?

>>17138834
>unjustifiable preference
Yeah, I guess that can be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138586
Those horns are for rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138836
Maybe people would rather fuck the one that's not an ex-male.
This isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138837
>toppling a kingdom for an alp
It better dress like king

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133945
Grammatical errors aside, I enjoyed this. I would love to read more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138787
So why out of 200 girls you pick the only tranny? There is literally NO other redeemable or any traits at all except it being a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138848
>Gee anon. Maybe because Alps are gay dudes and succubi are girls?
Sounds to me like you're just illiterate, because you clearly haven't read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138850
You say that like they'd ever be able to tell the difference. Besides, thanks to mamonomana, they won't give a fuck anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138848
But alps aren't gay dudes. They're women, with vaginas, and wombs, and everything female. Who which, in time, eventually turn into a full ara ara goddess. How do you not get this? Alps don't have penises. They. Have. Vaginas.

>Yeah, I guess that can be it.

Hey I have unjustifiable preferences. I just like them, simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138849
Anon that's a head piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138857
>>17138865
Alright anons. Whatever you guys and those "unjustifiable preferences" say.

[Anonymous No.]

Just fuck off back to /y/ if you want to fuck men that badly.

[Anonymous No.]

M E R E B A R B W A I F U S

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138901
I fully support the idea that barb draws the best dragon girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138901
Why are red dragons so best? I want to take her out to fancy dinners and end the date cuddling on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138865
They. Used. To. Be. Men
They were born as men
They were raised as men
But turned up fagggots

How is that difficult to understand?
If you prefer that to regular girl succubi than you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138879
But anon, men don't have vaginas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138912
And now they're women. What's hard to understand about that?

Why do you keep ignoring this fact?

[Anonymous No.]

Bad, vampire, bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138912
And they also used to be toddlers, but I guess the toddlercon analogy is still flying high above your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138912
>liking skeletons make you gay because they could've once been men
>liking pharoahs makes you gay because they could've once been men
>liking Ochimusha makes you gay because they could've once been men
>liking a good portion of all MGs in MGE makes you gay because they could've once been male pre-dl

Do you see how dumb you sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you started all this infighting by posting about alps.
If they can make me laugh this much alps really are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138930
>Most undeads are alps
O-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138927
Growing up is natural
Being a tranny is not
Any other retarded analogies? You know irl trannies use it as well? Though I'm sure you know, trannyfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138943
There's a difference between a man who dresses like a woman and an actual female.

To MGs alping is just as natural as growing up to certain men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138930
>MG who might have been a man
>MG who's only characteristic is that she was a man
they're the same hur dur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>Objectively the most wealthy/greedy and powerful of the D&D Chromatics
>Probably himedere to a fault, or even acts a sugar mommy to you
>Has the power to blast entire villages into ash with her flame breath
>But mostly uses her intensely hot body temperature to make the heat of her bare vagina be felt on the back of your hand, her fluids like a bath of hot honey. Her lascivious bucking hips slamming down onto yours while her golden eyes lock onto yours
>All so she can finish you off with a bed-shaking orgasm that seems to last for an eternity while a cushioned ring inside of her vagina acts as a sort of reverse-knot
>Cuddling with you and hugging you to her chest in the after glow, taking care since she begrudgingly admits 'You're my greatest treasure' every once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138950
Might is actually an understatement considering Ochimusha are pretty much 100% men pre-dl and the large majority of Pharoahs would've been men.

Also, even with the fact that they WERE a man. How does it make it gay to like them? They still have a vagina dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138966
>or even acts a sugar mommy to you
The boner took a hit there, but the rest is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138852
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138921
The artist's alive? Great news, I was just talking about him the other week and missing the cute vampire bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138969
>ochimusha: woman who's a warrior that live's by a code of honor and turned undead: high chance of being former man
>pharao: leader of a great kingdom with an aura that gets respect from all who lay eyes upon her: high chance of being former man
>alps: former dude, that's it
you see my point

[Anonymous No.]

How about all you faggots shut the fuck up and lets talk about cunnies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138990
Holy shit this thread has me in tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138949
I see he simply just ignored this then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138921
Bad Dragon!
Wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138990
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138987
Probably the only reasonable point this entire thread. You forgot to mention though they are actual bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139001
That makes them all the better for friendzoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138990
Those are nice anon, especially when they're soft and puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Ochimushas so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139010
Dead girls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139010
Because they can be big, muscled, and rough but will still try to serve you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139010
Because they used to be guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138990
Daughterus begging for cunny time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139010
she's like an overly loyal maids who will destroy your enemies instead of clean your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139016
>Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139005
>Friendzoning an alp who buys you food shit.
This hurts her anon don't make her go yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139035
>yan alp
Onaholepussy no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139016
Liches are the cutest undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139010
>warriors yet don't need you to be stronger than them
>look scary, serious and diligent but have their awkward and silly side
>will do anything you ask as long as it's not something stupid
>care so much about having your babies that they will go on a corrupting crusade to make sure your offspring get the best treatment from the world possible.
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139039
True, but they're top level undeads and there aren't enough for everyone who wants to marry one. Some will have to do with a lesser dead girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139035
Bros =/= good wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy did the big shitposters bans end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139045
I want to force an ochi to be my clumsy maid and punish her with my dick when she makes mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139046
I wonder if it's possible to turn a Zombie into a Lich if you teach them necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139046
Then I'll take a smart Zombie and make her into something better than a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>(You)
Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139055
I want a couple strongfat Ochis to be my maid wives
The one who does the best gets the D first that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139047
>They understand when you need a beer and a quick fuck.
>actually funny
Literally what men want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139063
>>17139064
That gives you a Wight Mage, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139070
Nobody fucks the Wight Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139070
>Wight Mage
But I said Necromancy, not holy magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139070
>Wight
Oh, then never mind. I guess I wouldn't bother with Undead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
>>They understand when you need a beer and a quick fuck.
That's pretty much every MG in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
>actually funny
The fact this is true hurts me on multiple levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139055
Make her wear a slutty maid outfit like this one. Her firm stomach clearly on display, easy access to her breasts and probably girly enough to make her feel embarrassed wearing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139090
Not valks or angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
>>They understand when you need a beer and a quick fuck.
But that's never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
>actually funny

I'm trying to think of a way to argue against this. But I just simply can't.

Alps confirmed best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139055
>ochi maid is washing dishes haphazardly when she drops one, breaking it
>she looks behind her to see you standing there with the 'it's punishment time' face
>"N-No, wait, Aruji-dono. This isn't fair. I was made for fighting, not this housework. I don't know how to do it well. Please don- Nghaaaaaaah~ You're dick is splitting me in half!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138999
>999 lives.

I want to worship this cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139129
I want to worship her hair with my penis and deposit my offering in her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139122
Alp jumps off stove
>I'm gay

[Anonymous No.]

Where would be the best place in MGC to go to get hit on by shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139122
Confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

How about a griffon that wants to be like indiana jones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138975
>Getting tasked by a village to remove a Red Dragon that's been lording over them for two-hundred years
>In the middle of fucking her, feeling like you're melting into a sea of warm, fleshy iron as your lips meet the hollow of her neck, her breasts bouncing with each long, sensual stroke
>She's an older woman, practically old enough to almost look like she's past her prime, but the way her dragon-pussy is clamping onto you tells her that she's never had a man before
>And it shows, every grind near the opening of her pussy getting her to bite her lower lip and cause a little fin ear wag
>Eventually, you're slamming into her in a smooth rhythm, her legs being held back by her claws so you get the full view of your joining, the Dragon shrieking in pleasure when she feels you pounding into her like your life depended on it
>After hours of fucking, resting, and more fucking, you're on top of her in missionary again, since her adventures in cowgirl led to both of your hips being sore for about an hour for two minutes of sex
>The more as time goes on, and the more spot s of hers you find, the more you can feel yourself... clicking with her on a primal level, your thrusts aiming for a small cushion in the back, almost certainly her cervix
>Her face goes beet red when you ask her if it's true that Dragons have a reverse knot, and if she'd want your child since after all this copious amounts of sex you've surely proven yourself worthy enough, right?
"You're kidding, right? Two-hundred years is much too old to be getting pregnant. Maybe if you had been born one-hundred and fifty years ago you'd have a shot."
"Your sperm would never reach implantation, and you'd be wasting precious seed. But, I suppose there's no arguing with you, given how you have this... how did you put it? 'Mere female lizard' at your mercy."
>There's a muscle expansion and contraction, the ring closing around your glans as she lunges forward and locks lips with you in the lotus position
>Her scalding hot tongue meets yours as powerful intra-vaginal muscles stroke and tug at your member, milking the last orgasm out of you, groaning and screaming into each other's embrace as your cock flexes and spurts semen into her deepest part
>Eventually, over time, stories of the Red Dragon die down, the rumor that some rapscallion had poisoned and killed her circulating
>When the truth of the matter is she became pregnant, moving to the deepest mountains to live with her husband, and the peace she'd found in a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139179
Goblin district.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no arachne older sister who ties you up like a burrito at night and uses you as her personal daki
>you'll never hear her sleep talk about marrying you and living a happy life together
>you'll never feel her pedipalps lock around your waist when she mention bearing your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139233
Thank god, spiders are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139243
No they aren't. They just want to protect you from all the bug girls who only want to hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139223
>two-hundred years
She's still a kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139233
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139252
Both of them are scary, especially those Mantis girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no mantis shrimp boxer that was in her prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139223
Sex with a dragon sounds perfect and this "reverse knot" sounds way too good. Her saying that I had a mere female lizard for myself would make me cum so much and so many times inside of her that we would black out.

Dragons a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136091
Is there a booru or collection of these towergirl pics?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any place as comfy as the shortstack holst district of the city?

[Anonymous No.]

just found this old picture i did

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139432
That's pretty impressive. How does your stuff look now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139432
>>17139433
also this one (its a lot more current thought)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139433
also this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139441
You've made fine progress in your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139432
Oh you're the guy who done the ochi posted >>17139045

That's some progress, good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139441
I mean even that old pic you did looks cute.

Good work anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139374
What if she was still trying to hold onto her dragon pride?
>as you're leaving school one day, you get grabbed by the collar and dragged away to the gym storage room by a dragon girl
>she quickly strips off her clothes and pins you on top of a gym mat
>"Listen, Anon, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Every day I look at your stupid, cute face and my womb aches. I can't believe it, but I want you babies. So, we're gonna get started on making some right now. However, if I hear any 'mere lizard' crap or that you told anyone about this, I will burn you to a crisp. Got it? God you smell good right now."
>she proceeds to milk every last drop out of you while giving every part of your body some loving attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139469
I'd nibble her ear fin thingies and challange her to make me a mere human male. See which one of us lasts longer while the whole school hears our mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139469
Dragons are for giving massive offerings of sweets and beer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139487
>most monster girls are aroused while the other dragon girls are disgusted, but also aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139469

I'd grab her by the horn and kiss her hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughterus would hate you for being such a terrible father

Expect to hear "Go away daddy!" A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

where can i get the uncensord art from the encyclopedia's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139504
amazon.com/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Vol-1/dp/1626923612

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138990

Squishy wolf pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139514
not the book, the pics.
i'm not gonna buy a book for 1 pic

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby shortstack werecat maids that greet you when you get back with a "Hello Mastnya!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139518
If you want the pictures in the book, buy the book. Support the author, dude.
As far as I know nobody has ripped theirs to bits to scan it all yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139492
Why would they be disgusted, dragons should be proud of their species stength. I'd probably lose anyway, her smug smile and overconfidence would be way too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139517
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
Blow your brains out/Kill yourself
Sorry, you asked if possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139519

I'm not sure if cats would make the best maids, but hey, the company would be welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139541
Who doesn't want lazy maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139541
Of course they are!
Nimble!
Quiet!
Quick on their feet!

They're purrfect!

Sure, these girls may be a bit softer and...less of those nimble and quick bits but they're just as devoted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139550
>>17139554

It doesn't really matter since I cook and clean anyway. Anything that stops the loneliness is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139568
Well thats nice, less work and more cuddling time for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17137049
Yetis hug themselves or they hug a daki pillow if they're lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139219
>Griffon raiding a Pharaoh's tomb to steal her treasures
That's one way to wake up a Pharaoh without having some Anon stumble on her sarcophagus.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep tight, don't let the devil bugs bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139599
bug bites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139605
Anon don't let bugs bite you. Get an yandere Arachne onee san who will protect you from those evil whore bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139599
>Devil bug variant that feeds on your blood
That sounds scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
I brought extra condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139611
its okay, i''m a mammal guy, particularly even toed ungulates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139226
So what are the odds of me getting dragged into an alley and gangbanged by shortstack Goblins and their turbostacked Hobgoblin boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139656
Just learn a hathorite 'buff' or two to get those girls so stacked they can't chase you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139519
>Chubby shortstack werecat maids that greet you when you get back with a "Hello Mastnya!"
So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139721
That it is, although it comes with a price.
Which two do you scratch the ears of first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
Now I want a daki of myself
also fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139726
The calico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139737
She'd be happy but what about the other hand?
You probably have two-three more girls waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17134758
even in a fantasy setting there's no happiness for NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139726
Both. God gave me two hands for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139741
The tabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
>actually funny
Alps confirmed best wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139069
but gay people are just as funny as women. Honestly they'd probably be just as obnoxious about their "transformation" as a real life tranny. You're working under the assumption that perfectly straight men can alp. They can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139673
>Implying that a Hathorite buff wouldn't make them strong enough to handle their new bountiful brown busts.
You're just going to get me raped harder anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139777
Good man, just be sure to give the other one/two some scritches as well.

All those maids need their affection.

>>17139786
You'll be fine, just keep spamming it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139821
Anon, I don't want a bunch of brown mega milk shortstacks dragging me off to their lair to make me their sex slave!
They'd ride me senseless and make me spurt dozens of times between all their breasts! They'd make me into their personal slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139832
Just keep spamming, at a certain point you'll throw off their center of balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139839
And what if that never happens and I get raped by a bunch of Goblins with beachball tits and a few Hobgoblins with beanbag tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139840
Have a good time?
Go through small hallways and allyways so they can't physically fit in there?
Grope their chests to weaken them

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be bad to grant monster girl's wishes but take something from them in return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139599
Thanks weresheep. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17138333
I brought the condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139860
>Flustered, tired baaaing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139859
Their virginities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139875
Nah, other thing.

Like a weresheep asks for a bust upgrade and I give her one at the cost of her waistline or a chubby one wants to lose the weight but I take away her 'womanly physique' as a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17133681

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT fug the bug, no matter how tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139888
Sure anon. Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139888
I must kill this bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139884
>tfw yet another one of the Shirohebi priests got a husband before me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17136063
I wonder if they would chide or respect the lack of ambition in asking for paizuri three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139903
I just wanna grope her tits.
Along with maybe the ability to increase the chest size of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Big fit wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139919
Big tit big fit wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139922
The best kind of wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139900
Imagine how a sea bishop feels having to marry so many couples but gets no love herself
Where's my sad sea bishop art

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139780
Not everyone who's gay is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139932
Remember how Holsts go from sweet and nice girls into rape machines when thery're starved of sex? I think it's the same case with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139919
>Manface

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna walk my Hellhound childhood friend home from school, gently!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139941
She's cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139939
That this has to be said is sad, but these are people that REEEEE at the mere thought of anything outside their comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139940
Deep sea sea bishops must be a bundle of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139903
What if it was the other way around, as in the monster girl summoning the guy.
>You will never get summoned by a huge breasted monster girl just so she can give you amazing paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139919
>that face
>girl
That is one of manliest anime faces. Bara-tier
Bruce jenner has more feminine face than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139978
>horny monstergirls using summoning circles to summon boys
>your waifu using a summoning circle to try and summon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139943
More like an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139987
It'd be nice to be summoned by an arch imp and her entourage via a ramshackle circle using powers she doesn't understand to bind me as her familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139980
>>17140000
She's still pretty to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140047
Character/Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139978
> "And now, watch as a cute boy comes to you! "
" -oodnight mommy!"
> " Oh, he's a bit...younger then expected, don't you think? He's not exactly what I asked for. I don't want to be his mommy for the next seven years, I want a virile stud NOW."
> " You said 'Oh, and I want a cute boy '. Magic works in mysterious ways. Between him, the blender and the fiver, that's your three wishes. Have fun, sweetie. Call me if you have any trouble."
" Where's my mommy? You're not my mommy! "
> " Shhh, shh, calm down, we're just going to go see her. "
" Really? My mommy was taking me to bed. "
> " Yes, really. Your mommy said that if you don't cry and if you stay with... your aunt, yes, your aunt, the one she never told you about, then we'll have you home in a jiffy. "
" Can we get ice cream before we go home? "
> " Well, there goes the five bucks. Yes, we can get ice cream. "
> " You just let me get the phone. Yes, Julia, yes I know I just had my wishes, yes I already have a complaint. Look, do you do returns? I'd like a refund, but this really just needs to go back where it came from. OK, I'll meet you at your office. You have an office? I didn't think genies worked that way."
>" Look, we're going to go downtown. To get your ice cream, of course. While we're there, we're going to stop by my friend's house, and she should be able to take you home. "
" But the ice cream man comes by in a van! "
> " Not any more. Now he only gives ice cream to little boys who obey their aunt and don't ask questions, and he does it downtown. Hike up those adorable little pants and let's get going. I'm not ready to be your mother."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140057
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1114060
Wish I could Japanese so I could get to know the characters better, I dig the designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140060
That's just creepy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17139374
>>17139260
What can I say. I fucking love D&D Dragons and Barb keeps giving me the biggest, throbbing Dragonslayer Spear[/spoiler for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Hellhounds were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140083
Kinda reminds me of this series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140071
Just reverse the genders and the thread will call it cute and at least some will want to do lewd things to the little one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140145
Little girls should take advantage of me, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140083
Just look at those cuties! How could someone not want to make a dragon harem with all the colors? Especially when you get to meet their mother Tiamat! Dear god, her levels of ara ara would bring any man to his knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140145

Not when they're clearly scared and calling out of their mother. That just isn't sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140155
Patrician tastes my friend

[Anonymous No.]

barb has sameface issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140141
Absolutely adore that set

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a strongfat valkryie that can sing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140060
>you'll never be summoned by a loli MG to be her daddy in the streets and her 'daddy' in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140211
She can call me oniichan but not daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140160
>Getting drug to the lair of Tiamat by the Chromatics
>Her scales are more of a dark, royal violet color in contrast with the myriad of colors her daughters inherited
>She's a tall beauty, standing at roughly seven feet with angular features and full breasts and hips, her choice of clothes a simple metal brassiere and loin cloth
>Her daughters getting flustered as Mom steps down from her dais to size up the fresh meat, namely, [ YOU ]
>She smiles, a beauty mark just underneath her bottom lip to the left
"You are afraid. Good."
>One claw cusping your chin and putting your eyes into the golden pools of her own, the pupils narrowing into thin diamonds
"But also strong. I approve."
>As she ascends the dais, she simply sits on her throne, smirking at you as the five daughters of Tiamat form rank behind you
"Take care not to break him in... too roughly. After all, I expect no less than three granddaughters from each of you, since my dearest sister Bahamut continues to nettle the ego with her own spawn."
>TFW the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140193
As do I. Mmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140214
Ok, that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

Though it wasn't originally your intention, you spent the evening having passionate yet gentle intercourse with your loving wife.

You were going to build a shelf today, but it's still sitting there in the box. This always happens when you go to Ikea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140240
It can wait till my waifu is at work, when my waifu is home it's her time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140225
Good.
Potato please, you shouldn't be doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140242
Why aren't you making American Money so your wife can stay at home and care for your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140250
Because fuck all kinds of that anon, my waifu is passionate about her work and I prefer staying at home with our daughteru anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Made a shitty screencap of the Queen Bee texts from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140221
If I survive, do I get a chance with her?
>a beauty mark just underneath her bottom lip to the left
My fuckin' dick. Any perfect Milf is required to have one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140266
Best girlfriend ever! Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140268
Be careful what you wish for, Anon. Goddesses tend to have an unlimited amount of lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140350
If I'm gonna die fucking, I'm gonna die historic under a milf goddess. Witness me!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for those parasite slime lolis.

They've been watching too much of the old spiderman cartoons and all want to be venom....Except for the one that wants to be carnage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140266
I think of a cute fuzzy honey bee girl instead and goes all bzzzzt when she gets happy and/or excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140377
Parasite slime + cursed sword would make a good team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140383
Maybe but thats too many minds in one body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17130558
What are some good tags/artists for 4 and 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140386
>chimera infected with parasite slime equpped with cursed armor and cursed sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140400
The greatest genetically engineered Super Monster since the Omnicore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140386
Not if they form some sort of diplomatic council to determine the proper use of the body and negotiate terms with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140406
>We, the brain council of Cindy are in agreement, we will cuddle anon before kissing him!

[Anonymous No.]

Look out! It's the Monster Girl villain of the week! I hope those color-coded Paladin Rangers can save us again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140410
Paladin Rangers are a half-measure. We can have real superheroes maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140407
>This council is bullshit, anon is such an idiot!
>Shut up dragon personality, we'll all you when anon is in the mood for a tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

After watching some Doctor Whore with your friends you all get together on a dare and decide to go to that cemetery with lots of Gargoyles. Remember that you get raped if you blink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140410
The only way the Paladin Rangers can beat her powerful magic is to perform the Sand Dance without going too slow and falling down like dominoes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140449

Stop anon that's not how gargoyles work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140458
Would a time-travelling British Lich lie to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140462
>mfw she probably uses a sonic dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140414
Tsu-chan is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140462

It's too late anon you're already raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Glacies' mom is going to give you kids an exotic dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
Oh no! I can't go to work with this chilly boner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
I want to fuck Glacies' mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508

Go away before my yuki-warashi childhood friend accuses me of cheating on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
Glacies' mom has got it going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140513
>>17140515
>>17140526
Do not fuck the MILF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140535
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140535
But its literally what they're made for, its the universe's greatest feedback loop, the more kids they have the more milfy and ara aray they become and thus the sexier and the more their husband has to impregnate them.
Being the husband of a milf is tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
This is literally the definition of a 10/10 body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140540
Tough, but infinitely satisfying, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140550
Of course, the sex just keeps getting better and better and you can't help but creampie her every time, it always seems like she's reached the pinnacle of milfyness then you knock her up again and her ara ara level goes up some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
If you french kiss one, will your tongue get stuck? They may not let you go until they're satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
>>17140524

Getting tag teamed by A glacies and a yuki-onna sounds pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140540
Aren't Wights explicitly stated to also do this in their profile? Considering this, doesn't that mean a MILF Wight has a doubly positive feedback loop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140566
I wouldn't doubt it, especially if you started fucking her while she was a zombie and got her to Wighthood, because she already knows all your kinks and fetishes and how big a pervert you are. I bet the first thing they say to their husband after transforming is ara ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140563

My fetish is cuddling with one on a really hot day.

It's mostly a shame though that temperature type monsters are usually incompatible with their opposite temperature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140535
I don't really have a choice in the matter
>get invited to Glacies' birthday party, spending most of the time taking quick glances at her mom
>with all the punch you're drinking, it's no surprise that nature calls
>as you're heading back from the bathroom, Glacies' mom peeks out of her bedroom
>"Oh, Anon. I was looking for you. I can't help but wonder: are you interested in my daughter?"
>you stutter out a quick 'No, ma'am' and she grabs your shirt, saying "Good" before pulling you inside
>while everyone is having a good time outside, Glacies' mom is showing you a VERY good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140557
Sounds really hot. I'd keep kissing one until we melted, only then my kissing fetish would be put to rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140572

What would she do if you said you were interested in her daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140508
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140598
Rev up her Milf charm and ask you in her most seductive voice if you're sure. It'd take nerves of steel to reject her after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140606
>Mooooooooom! Stop having sex with my friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140606

Then she's a fucking horrible mother. Stealing a boy away from her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140610
You say that like she does this often. She only has eyes for cute little Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140449
Will she sound like Keith David or Ed Asner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140613
It's fine, because anon is her own friend anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fucking a Glacie's mom instead of gettinga childhood friend
>Implying that she does this with all her friends
Literal NTR and slut writing
>'But it's okay because she's coming on to us!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140598
Time for oyakodon. Gonna fuck the mom and when the Glacie gets us redhanded she can join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140612
She was going to put off her own daughter's birthday just so she could bang one of her daughter's friends.
There was never any question that she is a horrible mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140633
>The birthday party was an elaborate ploy so she could get her mom the Anon she wanted while also getting tons of free stuff and a free party

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140633

>Instead of sexy times she strips you, ties you up and blindfolds you
>It turns out that she's going to make you into her daughters birthday present, wrapped up in a bow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140633
>implying the daughter and mother weren't scheming to have a threesome with anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140627
>oyakodon
I just got this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140702
Neat. Last one in the second row looks pretty cute.

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>>17140702
I thought that was The Hunter for a second and I got really happy but then looked closer and got really sad.

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Got a surprise Kobold waifu sketch today!

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>>17140702
This reminds me, why did KC change the harpy's design? They no longer have talon hands.

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Do NOT let your kobold daughters play in the freshly cut grass!

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>>17140777
Why not anon? I'd get to take pictures of her looking all silly and green and then we'd get to take a nice bath together! Sounds pretty comfy if you ask me.

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>>17140748
Probably just to make her more of a Bird and less of a Pterosaur.

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the kobold design has too much fur for me to enjoy them

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>>17140777
True it can make a mess. But how am I supposed to say not to a cute litter of wans?

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>>17140620
I can't resist the allures of a monster girl milf, sue me and my solid state sex drive.

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>Only just now realized profile Tengu has twintails
>Only just now realize they have Shinzuuriki (divine power)
Why the fuck do I know so little about best birb?

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>>17141011
It's understandable, her twintails in the profile aren't prominently shown. Come to think of it certain details not being expressed clearly enough in the profile has been a weakness of KC's early art.

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>>17133945
It's always good to see more corruption stories, even if I don;t like Chershire.

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>>17141011
Because you're a retard, Tim.

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>>17141011
She's just a smug /lit/ crow who mocks me for enjoying fantasy novels!

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>>17141011
Because not enough people like her.

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>>17140702
Those are some adorable designs. I'd love to form a RPG party with them and level up that cutie Mimic to the max even if she is much weaker than the other girls

I really hope KC is secretly working on the MGE RPG he said he might do once MGE2 is done

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>>17141053
It's basically Touhoumon but with Monstergirls and rape.

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>>17141056
It would be better as a sort of Dragon Quest variant
You'd start the game in an Order city with the local King asking you to go save the princess and defeat the DL
From then on you'd be free to roam the world map and fight whichever monster you please
Defeating a monster has a chance of making her ask to join the party
Being defeated gets you raped and the monster forcefully joins your party

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Big bottomed spiders in tights.

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>>17141111
Liches in perverse wedding gowns.

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>>17141099
What would be the point in winning a fight when losing is a better guarantee of gaining a new member?

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>>17141099
so if you lose to the DL does she rape you right in front of her husband, and then join your party?

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>>17141124
She throws you to her eldest daughter, who either takes you or uses you to keep her servants in line as payment.

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>>17141111
I want a fat bottomed Atlach-Nacha to sit on my face while calling me trash

>>17141120
You can be a proud warrior who keeps his virginity and honor intact
Or you can be a weak slut who gets beat up by monster girls and then have them fight in his steed

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>>17141120

Less control over monsters that defeated you and forced their way into the party?

They don't respect you so they're under automatic control only?

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>>17141143
Auto control doesn't mean anything. Especially if you run to end-game land and lose to some super high-level enemy. You can completely cruise through the first half of the game without issue.

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>>17141154

That can be compensated for by having a minimum level requirement for monsters to join your party.

If you're below the minimum level they rape you and kick you out inviting you to try again once you've grown up a bit more.

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>>17141124
The DL is a unique case
Most bosses would only ask to join when you beat them

>>17141143
That could work. There could also be a limitation of how many monster girls you can have so losing could prevent you from getting all the girls you wanted (though there would be ways to get around this in the endgame)

>>17141154
There would be some incentive to not abuse the system
And besides, all waifufags would grind for hours and refuse every monster girl so they can finish the game with just their waifu in their party. Finishing the game in this manner should unlock a bonus scene of that monster with exclusive art

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>A succubus tries to seduce a depressed anon
http://mangafox.me/manga/yuuutsu_kun_to_succubus_san/

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>>17141172
if you beat the game with no mgs in your party the portals open

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>>17141191
That's one lewd Succubus.
Wish the art was better but it's cute and comfy regardless

>>17141193
If only...
I wonder how mad the DL would be if a Gremlin invented the portal a while back but hid it in her favorite video game which you have to beat in a very convoluted way to for the portal to appear

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How do you break it to a Monster Wife that she's gained some weight? How would certain species react to the news?

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>>17141212
The art is pretty good for a 4koma. Actually, not sure if that's the right term for that. But you know what I mean, those simple, one page mangas.

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>>17141191
>The series Yuuutsu-kun to Succubus-san has been licensed, it is not available in Manga Fox.
>Mangafox

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>>17141219
>Tell Golem waifu she has gained weight
>She doesn't understand
>Forces me to help make daughterus out of lumps of clay

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>>17141172
>incentive to not abuse the system
>By having a mechanic that makes save-scumming virtually necessary
Really, just a simple "game over" screen is unbeatable. Anything else is either rewarding someone for losing or fucking them over so bad they're forced to reload anyway.
Also, "all waifufags" is a pretty sweeping generalization. I would gladly game the hell out of the system if I could, regardless. Fuck, my waifu would do the same. I can always just google the art.

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>>17141219
How do I break it to my mg wife that in reality I'm actually chubby and weak?

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>>17141111
I agree

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>>17141222
>it is not available in Manga Fox
I'm literally reading it on mangafox right now.

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>>17141219
>Tell Unagi-joro that she gained weight
>She blushes and asks if you like her better that way
If you say yes she will wrap around you and kiss you all over
If you say no she will go on a diet and exercise hard to gain back that toned stomach you loved so much

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>>17141222
Look slightly above that obnoxious warning and you'll see a small link that says "Read Yuuutsu-kun to Succubus-san Online" with a little picture of a hill or something just to the left of it.
That'll redirect you to a site where you actually can read it.

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>>17141219
>Ice Queen
>She sheds some of her body as a mass of cold energy
>Said energy condenses and become a new Glacies
This is why Ice Queens are always slim.

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>>17141224
Well, it's not like fantasizing about a game about a fantasy world will get us anywhere either way
Might as well fantasize about monster girls directly

>>17141227
>Your waifu thinks you are the epitome of beauty and fitness
>In her eyes there is no one stronger and prettier than you
>You're actually chubby and you can't even princess carry her
I dunno Anon, you're better off not telling her anything and let her live her desillusion

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>>17141261
But I want her to fix me and help me. I want to princess carry her

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>>17141275
Then have a heart to heart talk with her and convince her to go to exercise with you
Maybe she will grow some nice abs for you to lick as a reward for when you finish a session

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>>17141304
She already has abs.

What I'd give to go on a run with her and have her encourage me.

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>>17141328
What happens when you let the succubus in?

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>>17141311
What species is she?
Visualize her wearing nothing but a white sport bra and a matching pair of shorts. Imagine them getting soaked in her sweat and becoming see through
She won't even need to speak, the mere sight of that will give you all the incentive you need to catch up to her

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>>17141331
You sign a marriage contract after a lengthy interview.

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>>17141335
What if you fail the interview?

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>>17141328
I swore I had the followup image to this saved, but it appears I'm mistaken. This must be fixed.

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>>17141354
You don't fail.
You just do a little better each time.

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>>17141331

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>>17141367
She's going to get stuck isn't she?

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>>17141377
With hips that wide, of course she is.

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>>17140047
>>17137276
Tickle-Tickle

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Well, anon?

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>No CC devil waifu to pamper once she comes back home from office work

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>>17141393
>tfw no former mercenary waifu

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>>17141401
>Not unless you make me your slave

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>>17141406
>ywn comfort your big strong former mercenary waifu when she has ptsd attacks with hugs and kisses

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>>17141401
Ok.
Time for cake, holst milk, and cuddling

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>>17141401
Sounds like she's asking for doggy style and ear nibbling.

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>>17141401
Whoever heard of a slave with a slave? Ridiculous, just plain silly. She's an amusing girl.

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>>17141474
Yukarin.

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>>17141406
>tfw no harem of battle scarred mercenary wolfus with ptsd
>tfw no sexual healing and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no texan satyros with a love for southern comfort

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>tfw no alp to bully

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>>17141403
Help, I can't reconcile a situation in which a devil would be an office lady.

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>>17141544
>liking soco
Disgusting and more importantly, decidedly un-Texan. Except for Austin and College Station.

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>>17141551
Now that's an alp I'd bully with my dick.
It's not fair, why did .less have to make her so cute?

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>>17141553
human resource department

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>>17141556
I don't know, but she's the number one reason I like alps. We made her like this, this is our fault. And I couldn't be happier about it.

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>>17141558
Bu why would a devil even work? She can just magic up some income for her hubby

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>>17141563
Made for slow lotus position sex with lots of kissing and stroking the base of her tail.
Being to blame for it doesn't feel so bad when she's this adorable.

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>>17141570
>magic up some income
ever heard of inflation

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>>17141575
Makes taking responsibility for it that much more enjoyable.

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>>17141575
I want to caress her cheeks and give her eskimo kisses.

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>>17141576
>Inflation can happen when one individual makes up money
She's not dumping hundreds of billions of dollars on you, ya greedy fuck. How lavish do you want to live?

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>>17141576
Silly Anon, that's a fetish!

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>>17141594
i'm not asking her to give me bilions. but if every MPG that knows magic does it.
>>17141596
economic inflation, go back to /d/

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>>17141563
>>17141575
>she
>>17141556
>>17141563
>>17141592
>her

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>>17141598
But how else can I hilariously misunderstand a tanuki with an inflation fetish?

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>>17141599
The mother of my children.

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>>17141599
The purest of maidens.

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>>17141589
Indeed it does. She's one of the only two alps I like. I'm drawn to the characters rather than the fact it's an alp.
>>17141592
That's lewd as hell.

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>>17141598
I think only Devils would care to magic up some money though. It's kind of their thing.

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>>17141607
Who is the other alp?

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>>17141609
even if it is just demons it would still be a problem

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>>17141609
>Devils and demons keep magicing up money to keep their husbands home

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>>17141615
The cutest alchemist in the world. Cagliostro.

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>>17141626
That is a pretty cute alp. Good taste anon.

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>>17141623
>>17141624
Well how would an economy even work with monsters involved?

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>>17141626
That she is.
Although Clarissa is a close second.

Took the princess carry option during the event

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>>17141111
Big bottomed Automatons wearing tight shimapan pantsu.

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>>17141632
MGs would probaly do jobs like us.
some would get paid to corrupt humans/areas by druella.
but other then that it would probaly be the same

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>>17141646
But what would money be worth? Would currencies even exist?

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>>17141650
probaly the same as us.
let's not overcomplicate this discussion of economics in MG waifu land

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>>17141653
But I mean think about it man. You go to work to earn money to pay for food and shelter. But if you have a mimic or a Djinn or a sandworm or a shoggoth, waifu is your shelter.

And you don't need to eat because mamono mana.

So why work? So what's money worth?

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>>17141631
She's perfect, the cute act is nice but I love it when her smug and proud side comes out.
>>17141638
>Took the princess carry option during the event
Good man.
I want to see an image or two of her fused with Ouroboros as a lamia someday.

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>>17141656
Well, surely you can't do quality activities like playing video games or having internet without some sort of income.

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>>17141656
tonics, vacations, other luxuries.
it's canon that while you can survive on demon energy it's prefered to eat food.

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>>17141660
>>17141664
So the economy works the same just without having to pay for the necessities.

What if you have a thunderbird? could she power your home? Do you need regulations to make sure you don't go off grid?

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>>17141563
>>17141551
>>17141575
>>17141589
Is this an alp?

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>>17141667
it would work the same but the neccesities aren't necesary
also girls could use their abilities to make money.
like a manticore could get paid to stay away from a village

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>>17141667
I imagine having a thunderbird to power your home would be much like having a well or aquifer attached to your house, but I'm not sure what regulations there are on that.

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>>17141671
The character was originally a monster boy but .less changed it into a cute girl. I'm still not sure if it was a magical genderbend or a retcon.

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>>17141675
Yeah but what if your neighborhood housewives pay you in aphrodisiacs and home cooking laced with fuck drugs, so you make your wife cum extra hard later that night and the neighborhood gets to charge their batteries.

That's a whole neighberhood who should be paying their power bills who are getting more or less "free" power from you.

This can't be sustainable.

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>>17141681
Well, how many thunderbirds do you think there will be in the world? It would be a small drop in a power plant's income, and chances are she'd be working for the local plant anyways. She'd just get cheeky comments about having a good night when she comes in to work the next morning.

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>>17141659
That would be nice.
Truly the cutest alchemist
Would impregnate

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>>17140618
The Doctor is a girl now, deal with it.

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>>17141639
>wearing

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>>17141702
Are you against skindentation?

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>>17141702
>exhibitionist automaton
go on

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>>17141699
>Would impregnate
That's a given, especially if she's like she was in the osakana doujin. Except for those unfortunate last two pages.

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>>17141706
Y'know, since Automatons are able to milk their Mastahs dick without moving their lower bodies I'd imagine that some voyeur/exhibitionist stuff with them would be possible.

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>>17141717
I mean, it'd be a bit obvious if she were in your lap at the theater since all the MGs do that. What did you have in mind though?

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>Hi-ii~
Eugh, there's Red again. She's been really smug since she won that race last month. You should totally get back at her.

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>>17141727
Engaging in secretive sexual intercourse within a low population area.

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>>17141750
haha yeah im gunna rape her haha

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>>17141753
That's not very professional, Dick.

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>>17141676
Oh, thanks anon. was it purposely changed?

If so, nice work .less

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>>17141759
The only professional roleplaying I've seen is in theaters, Anon.

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>>17141770
Who goes to the theatre in this day and age?

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>>17141771
Y-Yeah I know right?

Theyre a fun experience sometimes

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>>17141759
>Convergence happens
>Anon spots his first elf, an MG transferring across the portal
>Head full of rape memes, goes to give her summa dat D namsayin
>Gets the tables turned on him via CQC
>Face buried in elf muff while two muscled thighs threaten to split his head like a watermelon
>Ridden down to the ground and forced to get her off as she looks down at him from above the valleys of ab and tit, smuggest grin on her face
>Anon is left on the tarmac, face soiled in elf nectar.

>Later on /hbg/
>"Oh my god, I can't believe it! The human boy rape memes were true! I was so wet!"
>"pics or it didn't happen"

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>>17141775
I am okay with this. Also
>two muscled thighs threaten to split his head like a watermelon
I never understood WHY girls crushing watermelons with their thighs is so erotic, but...

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>>17141775
Fuck that's hot. I used to be a pure little elf rape enthusiast but now I want to get CQC'd to the floor by an elf.

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>>17141775
>Face buried in elf muff while two muscled thighs threaten to split his head like a watermelon

Fuck I need this

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>>17141787
>her face when she sees your cock

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>>17141792
>tfw no brown toned amazon elf

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>>17141797
Snu-snu inna woods?

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>>17141799
>snu snu
Please. The proud and noble amazonian wood elves refer to the sacred ritual as "Making Fuck"

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls at the beach

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>>17141799
I want to try and rape an elf like that but get snu-snu'd into the village house husband

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>>17141804
I took a couple dips in the water last Saturday, it's still at like 7 degrees Celsius and NOT fit for swimming.

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>>17141792
Out of all the Elf pics out there, you post an ugly one?

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>>17141811
>ugly
???

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>>17141811
>those rock crushing thighs

I want my head between them

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>>17141805
>Get forcibly houehusbando'd by an elf
>Other elves in the village begin to get haughty, start disrespecting and insulting you, asking if an uncouth man such as your self is really worth it as a househusbando
>New waifu starts to bristle up at their remarks
>Hold her back, and demonstrate your 10/10 domestic skills, making the other elves squirm in arousal and jealousy
>Finish up by giving your waifu a massage infront of them all, paying particular attention to the ears, making her toned warrioress form melt into horny goo
>end it by draging her inside, closing the door and making the assembled gaggle of elves listen to your wife scream in bliss as you fuck her upon the threshold, just out of sight, door shaking with every thrust
>Never hear lip from the elves again

Wish this was me desu

[Anonymous No.]

Around brown toned elves, watch yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141845
Ufufufu, they said.

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>>17141775
>Elves
>Winning against cock
This is a nice joke right here. Dark elves would be in for a surprise when everyone starts raping them.

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>>17141851
Dibs on the hooded one, by the way.

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>>17141851
I'll take mystery box in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw she finally has porn

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>>17141855
I'll take the one in the back. I'm sure she's absolutely stacked with wide hips a toned body and a fat slappable ass.

Trust me, I know elves.

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>>17141861
>>17141864
That one might be a sheep.

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>>17141866
I'd take a sheep-elf hybrid. Any day. We'd wear clothes from her own wool and do nothing but snuck and fuddle under the sheets all day.

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>>17141823
>Not just going Armstrong on them and cowing them into submission with your superior human physique

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>>17141853
>Drak elf decides to dom a human just like they always did back in their homeland
>Little did she know about human culture
>She's now a wet and panting mess on the bed, dripping cum from every hole
Poor girl never saw it coming.

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>>17141866
A sheep you say?

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>>17141871
Physique schmysique, I bet your average strong-elf can lift a car one handed. They'd probably laugh when you strain to pull one of their warbows. Every one knows human boys are weak and frail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my waifu the night off and take her out for a romantic dinner! Where should we go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141863
About time.

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>>17141881
>lifting a car one handed
What is this elf propaganda?

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>>17141887
A lovely wine garden down the road. Well, that's where I'd take my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141891
Elfs are cute and awesome! I'm not an elf, but I sure wish I had one for a wife! They're better than succubi in bed too, but not sluts unlike succubi!

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>>17141887
only you know your waifu enough to know where to go

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>>17141881
Played college ball, you know. University of Lescatie. Could have gone pro if I hadn't joined The Order.
I could break the village chief in two, with my bare hands.

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>>17141897
Oh, of course anon. They have nice lean bodies, are super nimble and can defeat dragons one handed. They are completely pure and will do anything to make her husband happy.

Elves are trully the best haha.

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>>17141907
I'm so glad to have found a kindred spirit who sees the truth of things. Elves are basically perfect.
>>17141901
>Ravings of an orderite.

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>>17141901
BATSHIT INSANE

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>>17141901
Mamono mana, son.

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>>17141948
I'd fight and have after sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141948
That colouration and grin reminds me of something.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that as much as you want to try, you'll never give a tall girl the feeling of princess carrying her. That's always something you won't be able to give her. She knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141965
Well yeah, she doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141965
ok

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>>17141965
Get liftan, beanpole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141965
I don't understand. How does her height affect your strength?

I... wait. Do you not lift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141979
Not that anon. But it hurts my arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141982
Mamono mana tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17141982
I believe in you, anon. Go get strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Artificial girls are made to be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142011
And yet they keep failing. One day they'll be able to be just as good as a real girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142014
Why settle for being equals, when they can be superior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142045
They'll need to work way too hard for that. So much that it wouldn't be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142014
Nope, this one was objectively far superior when she was a doll and not a filthy humie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142053
Look at her face, she knows she's shit now and you should too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142068
Like I said, she was objectively far better before she turned back into a humie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142071
Yeah, that image right there shows how better she was. Maybe one day robutts and dolls will be able to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

I think there might be something wrong with my automaton. Last time we were having sex, I told her I had almost saved up enough money for the new Baby-Maker Mk. X mod, and her pupil settings changed to 'hearts' and her hip pistons locked into automatic mode. Now her pupil settings won't change back and she's been awfully handsy lately, but she wouldn't admit it. It's not a succuvirus, is it?

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[Anonymous No.]

What would a newly formed Glacies do? Run around exploring the area like a kid?

Also, I could use her right now. Summer is truly a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142149
What a cute domelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142122
Ask the wiki.

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>>17142179
>Cold wind is blowing fiercely
>Infinite expanse of white as far as the eye can see
>A newly-formed Glacies suddenly pops up from the snow for the first time
>Her eyes glisten with wonder
>Wonder reflected from the overwhelming brightness of her smile
Poor Glacies-chan doesn't know the cold harsh world awaiting her.
She too, will become cold and uncaring.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn buy a loli potion and lick out your waifu as a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142235
What happens if you drink a loli potion? I mean, is there a failsafe if a man drinks those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
Either you become a shota or nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
Your lust for little girls probably increases

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
Shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
Shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142251
>>17142253
>>17142267
>>17142284
We have a consensus then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142253
>>17142267
>>17142284
i think he get's it

[Anonymous No.]

Who likes dorafs?
https://exhentai.org/g/1072076/d9a5548033/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142295
Nobody, Dorafs are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142246
Shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142295
Finally a doujin where she's the size she's supposed to be and she's perfectly in character too.
Page 17 onwards was pure boner fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142318
Anon are you an alp by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142295
>one of the character's central appeals is the size difference
>mostly use angles where you can't see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142373
>replying to bait
He should know he's wrong with the amount of positive talk doraf posts generate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to non-consensually cuddle fenrir until she can't begrudgingly live without me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142410
The things I would do to fenrir would make a arch succubutt blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142295
Shortstacks should all be extremely lewd while acting innocent and claiming that it is their duty to take care of all your lust

>>17142410
Is Fenrir the most pathetic rapebait addict ever?
She ALWAYS get herself chained up and defenseless then she shoots you an angry look to set you off so you rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142410
Smug wolf is best wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142410
Fenrir always being so angry is cute and she cares about her master even though he's a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142410
>>17142425
>>17142442
All versions of Fenrir are way too fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142452
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142452
When's KC going to release his fenrir girl already, he said he would make one ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142466
Retarded wolf is worst wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142473
I want a jormungardr girl. Maybe it could be like a cold weather version of a sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142442
I forgot about the ugly button noses the EMG game had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142466
There's art of genderbent Loki white knighting Shapesister, I'm sure someone has made a qt Fenrir girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142473
>>17142490
If Ratatoskr is anything to go by Nordic species will be cute mere female animals with interesting backgrounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142499
>cute mere female animals
Those are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142490
>a serpent large enough to circle the globe and hold its own tail
That's one hell of a reach around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142490
That could be nice, I hope he starts releasing girls again soon. This drought has been rough.
>>17142499
He said Fenrir will be extremely powerful from what I remember. Fafnir is destined to be a mere female lizard though, being a dragon and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142505
Damn right

>>17142513
>This drought has been rough.
It's reminding me of the Cheshire doujin break he took, thread was comfy but weird at times back then

>He said Fenrir will be extremely powerful
Doesn't stop her from becoming a mere female bitch in heat once she tastes the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142497
I am loving the direction this thread is taking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142524
Powerful girls losing to the cock is finetoo.

[Anonymous No.]

Chunky Oni booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142554
Cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142554
Bobcuts are among the best haircuts for Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142554
Look at this smug loli flaunting her plump ass and delicious feet
She knows exactly how to get men to drink with her

>>17142557
Bobcuts are great for nearly all species but they're not the best, that's long hime haircuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142554
Shuten Douji is just unfair. Not only if she pale,an oni and loves drinking but also has aoi yuuki's voice to give me boners.
Just imagining that voice struggling to talk with a dick in her mouth is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142590
>long hime haircuts
Most of the lovely framing features of bubcuts, missing only the lewd nape flashing, with added hair play opportunities. A favorite on mine as well, but not strictly superior to bobcuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142593
That kind of oni is the one you pop manticore venom for and let her suck all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142600
I'm not sure if I could stick to just oral for that long, the urge to do her doggy style would be too much to resist after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142513
Fenrir will probably be a rape crazy dog, but if you put a leash or use bondage on her she becomes a mere bitch in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142613
Onis are for cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142632
With that ass? Reverse cowgirl maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142630
Tameable hellhound basically? I'd be okay with this, might ease some of the arguments like when Kobold got released and took some pressure off werewolves being pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142598
Napes are by far the most underestimated lewd body part
Whether you're licking a monster girl's vulnerable nape, or she is showing off her dominance by licking yours it's a great time all around. Very intimate and arousing.

>>17142630
That sounds about right
She might also have some way to unleash her true power where she becomes a violent rapist for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142593
The only dick in her mouth is Golden's you dumb EoP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142684
Oh great, the spics from /a/ found this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142684
Golden has severe gynophobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142698
Shut up you dumb headcanon forcing, reddit summery reading, purityfag, power level discussing, OOC fanart posting onifag.

>>17142699
He's only afraid of Raikou because she's a literal Ushi-Oni. Shuten is fair game, the entire Onigashima event is about her playing damsel in distress to get in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142684
>what is self inserting
>unironically using EoP
Go take cold shower and think about how bad that post was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142712
>Shut up you dumb headcanon forcing, reddit summery reading, purityfag, power level discussing, OOC fanart posting onifag.
This even reads like something one would see in an average FGO thread. Do a flip wanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142716
Self-inserting doesn't change the fact that she in canonically sexually interested in Kintoki, both in her event and after being summoned.

>>17142722
Go masturbate to Rin's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142724
This is a level of insanity I never thought I'd see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142724
I'm curious, did you stumble upon this thread out of curiosity or are you just shooting the shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142712
Now now you're using the reddit boogieman, I'm starting to think the guy who said shitposters bans wore off the other day was right.
>>17142724
And you can't self insert as Kintoki because? Or are you so bland that you can only self insert in a black haired harem protag with no real personality?
>Go masturbate to Rin's feet.
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Raw unadulterated stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142724
Quit shitting up our thread and crawl back to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142729
>self inserting as a literal mouth breathing retard so you can fuck an ugly goblin and a mangy, used up fox
Holy shit you fuckers are delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Some guy getting mad at someone wanting to fuck a fictional oni and everyone noticing he's a fag for getting so worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Fate oriented autism courtesy of some sod that's clearly not a thread regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142740
This is beyond /vg/ anon. He needs to fuck off back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142740
Get the fuck off of /jp/ you dumb arse secondary cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142741
What the fuck did Tamamo do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
Some inbred is confused as to which board he's on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142745
/v/ rarely ever has FGO threads anon. This creature is from /vg/.
>>17142747
>muh secondaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142746
Insulted Suzuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142741
You can't self insert as a mouth breathing retard? I'm surprised, by the way you're acting I thought that would be right up your alley.

[Anonymous No.]

So, who is the best Nasu girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142757
Ebin troll brah >>>/m/onster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142740
FGO general fags really are the worst, they even shit up other generals on /vg/ because they won't drop their autistic bullshit like this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142758
monster girl, or best girl in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142762
Monstergirl of course. Unless we get a Saberface that fits monstergirl criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142758
>>17142762
Kiara to both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142760
That Cheshire image originates from these threads you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142766
Then I would have to say Tiamat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142758
Medea

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ can you all fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142760
>not recognising a latenight image
>not knowing that cheshires are thread culture
You need to go.

[Anonymous No.]

What species would be most likely to shitpost on 4chan while waiting for their husband to recover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142783
Gremlin, Cheshire and Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142783
cheshires christ you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

I was doing you dumb fucks a favor. Now you need to do yourself a favor and stop talking about Shuten so you don't get NTR'd by Kintoki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142789
Who pissed in your wheaties this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142758
Kiyohime >Shuten Douji > Liz > Scathach > Carmilla > OG Caster > everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142797
You have reddit taste in Servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142793
You can fuck right off dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142793
Kindly fellate yourself somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142793
Take a hike.
>>17142800
You sure seem to know a lot about reddit mr shitposter, got something you want to tell everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142789
I'm sure Cheshires don't have a monopoly on shitposting. There are plenty of other girls willing to start a troll fest. What about Nachos? They have the acidic attitude needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142793
But Anon, I am Kintoki. So I can totally do what I want.
I'm gonna make a fast-food chain called Kintoki Fried Chicken, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142793
Wait a sec
>/monster/ image name
This explains so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142783
Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142805
>got something you want to tell everyone?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142811
I thought it was obvious when he clearly didn't know anything about the thread and yet clearly pointed out /monster/ in >>17142760

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142806
Nachos have no subtlety and get banned quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142818
>he clearly didn't know anything about the thread
So is being a cuck who fantasies about being a completely different person so they can fuck a prepubescent girl part of the le ebin thread culture now?
Sorry, I should've asked.

[Anonymous No.]

Just ignore him, don't give him the (you)'s he craves do dearly and let the moderators sort him out.

[Anonymous No.]

Best vampire passing through

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142840
Untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142840
That's not my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1714284
100% true

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142832
Agreed, this is the most stupid thing I've seen since the guy who hated salamanders.
>>17142840
But best Vampire has pink hair and is from a fujoshi bait show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142856
Obs
>>17142840

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142731
>Fatefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142872
Seibah is very cute, I'd love a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142893
Acute angle.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs a Dullahan when you have a SLIME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142530
>not brionac
Disliked, undubscribed, downvoted, and flagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142907
>slime fills herself with a bunch of glowstick juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142907
But a Dullahan isn't all gooey and doesn't leave residue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142907
Slimes are not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

Supermodel majin-type girls!
Give me your Dark Priests, Dark Mages, Mad Hatters and succubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142923
Rare footage of Slime Queen alone with only her main division.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142922
Slimes don't leave residue. They're perfect cleaning machines. Why do you think slime bath houses are so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142929
>Slime Hot Springs
>Getting pampered by Slimes and Lava Golems
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142924
Somebody help, I'm falling for the allure of dark priest legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142924
>Fashion magazines are full of nothing but majin-type species
>An average Dark Priest is more beautiful than a top 0.1% human woman
How can humanity even compete?

>>17142925
That's a young, unmarried Slime Queen
Is anyone willing to help her build up her queendom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142932
>"Get in, hot stuff~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142936
Gonna sit in her lap in the Slime pool and be so warm and comfy you wouldn't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142945
>tfw no slime massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142932
That does sound wonderful. The slime baths would leave you spotless, while laying inside a lava golem would almost literally cause your stress to melt away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142936
Y-Yes ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142934
Just imagine her slowly raising one up in front of you as her dress slides down revealing it, only to put her foot in front of your kneeling form and rub it against your cheek.
>>17142935
Gorgeous. And religious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142952
>laying inside a lava golem
L-lewd...
I hope they have private pools for this. I wouödn't want anyone to see my hips melded with a cute nerdy Lava Golem's. You know, just passing through her body with our upper bodies hanging on the opposite edges of the pool. I'd tease her by sitting extremely still and then quickly twitching inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142935
I will!
I wanna build the biggest queendom ever with a slime queen!
I'll be her loyal king!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142960
>Just imagine her slowly raising one up in front of you as her dress slides down revealing it, only to put her foot in front of your kneeling form and rub it against your cheek.

Those dark priests sure know how to make my dick go crazy. I hope she'd let me worship those legs with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142950
>>17142945
>Idly nuzzles the back of your neck and runs her hand all over your front
>keeps pulling you down deeper as her hands move to start jacking you off
>Begs you to please just let her do this for you, she needs to make you feel good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142935
>Implying 2D human women can't compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142935
>How can humanity even compete?
By having a rough-hewn charm that those "perfect" clone sluts just can't match.

[Anonymous No.]

*block your path*
How do you get past her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142995
Tell her I want to lick up and down that meaty tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142995
Just tell my waifu she's trying to steal me away and she'll disembowel her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142995
kissu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142971
>Dark priest sitting on the alter, legs on full display as she traces a toe along the side of your ear
>Asks you to make your offering
>Moans seductively as you start licking up her leg, using her other leg to rub the side of your head
>As you get to her inner thighs she runs her hands down your scalp through your hair wildly
>bites her lip before motioning you to continue
Are you gonna perform the ultimate service to her, anon? Are you going to exalt that perfect pussy with your tongue until she's singing your praises to the heavens? Or pandemonium, heaven, you know, same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142932
Lava Golems aren't Slime subspecies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143008
Why are dark priests so perfect? How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142923
>censored jell-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143033
Because the thing they're praising and worshipping and loving like a perfect god?
Its you and your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142924
I want to be the apprentice of a smoking hot dark mage with black hair who keeps getting harassed by human women to be a model. Only for her to chase them off every time and say that the only person she wants to see her body is her dear apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143061
Now you're talking.
Does she have a natural strut and sashay for a walk and people all around can't figure out how she isn't a model already When meanwhile back at home she's cool with just wearing pajamas and unkempt hair as she snuggles with you on the couch relaxing while not working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143055
>Its you and your love.
That's very cute. I'd like to corrupt a Paladin-chan and replace the her goddess with our love. I bet she'd turn yandere, too. She'd force me to observe the canonical hours, but instead of praying, we'd both get on our knees facing each other, hold hands and chant iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142995
Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143061
>God-level supermodel Dark Mage
>Even women are intimidated approaching her she's so smoking hot, let alone men
>Gets shy and bashful holding hands with her apprentice
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143070
I imagine her just walking in a way that shows a lot of confidence yet not showing off and her natural beauty does the rest of the talking.
How the one in that image is pretty close to how I'd like to see one dressed but maybe she wears a locket that has something sappy in it like a piece of my hair so I'm always with her. It's almost sickeningly sweet but I'm a sucker for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143080
Not at all, I fucking love that Anon. And that's always been a super hot image for me too. That'd be very lucky to be adored by a Dark Mage like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143079
>shy and bashful
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what counts for being a warrior in a salamanders eyes
Is a merchant with a sword enough to want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143105
It's enough for a tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143079
I wasn't thinking shy and bashful but romantic and extravagant.
>has a mansion at the edge of a swamp
>candlelit meals? she doesn't own candles, she uses her own magic to be more intimate
>she doesn't hunt for food and doesn't expect her man to, she trades potions and services for the finest ingredients, only the best for her apprentice
>a fancy bed to have sex on? not at all, she lightly levitates the two of you so that you have complete freedom to explore each other's bodies and casts an illusion spell so that it looks like you're surrounded by the night's sky and stars
>>17143085
I'd definitely need to work hard to feel like I was earning it though, even if I never reached her level I'd want to be competent enough in magic to feel like I wasn't letting her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143105
I love salamanders. I want one to drag me out of my bed and stop me being lazy! Also to stop me being so unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143115
That's hot anon. What a mystical marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143115
Maybe a little pocket dimension that leads to a breathable area floating in the middle of a nebula in outer space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143121
Indeed, it's hot to think about. The personality and what she's capable of makes a monster just as much as looks which is why I can forgive that they look human.
>>17143132
I'd have went for pocket dimension but that's apparently reserved for stronger/higher tier monster girls. Illusion magic felt better to avoid making her too perfect and retaining a comfy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143105

I think it's mostly about your skill.

If you can give her a bloody nose I'm sure she'd find that really sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143105
I'd say there are 3 basic criteria
You need to love fighting
You need to have some sort of fighting skill
You need to have a warrior's heart/soul

[Anonymous No.]

its almost _______ season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
>"Mastah~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17142911
Not my favorite, but still a man of good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
Cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
Mating. Mating season.
Imagine it, a monster girl's already sex and baby addled mind being sent into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143146
>that's apparently reserved for stronger/higher tier monster girls
Just means you need to give her more of your love anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17140363
>Anon bedding Tiamat
>Maximum pelvisceration

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143242
I like the sound of this. It would be great motivation to do my best in my training so I could pour more power into her.
Life with a dark mage would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143248
That won't dissuade me, Anon. She could shatter my pelvis on an atomic level and I'd still deal with it. If I give it my all, I could father a new generation of dragon girls, or at least be a mortal lover she remembers fondly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
Swimsuit season. I hope there's lots of monster girls in swimsuits on pixiv and twitter soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big, buff, warlord monster girl that uses me like a daiki whenever I get back from work.

[Anonymous No.]

MASSIVE
MAGICAL
MANATANKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
PURGING

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
corruption season

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
Milking, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143274
I want to be a house husband to a tall buff wan who uses me as her daki at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143267
What's the power ranking for swimsuits on monster girls?
One piece swimsuits are usually the best but not all monster girls can wear them

>>17143275
>Selfish Dark Mage onee-san whose breast grow slightly whenever you creampie her
>She milks you multiple times every day because she used to be bullied about her flat chest when she was younger
>She now has breasts large enough to make Holsts blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143294
How do tsunderes with small chests even react when they get a sizeable rack upgrade? Do they cry about being cows or do they relish in their newfound smugness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143293
How do you learn to be a good house husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143293
That would be good too.
Needs muscles

>>17143297
I don't know but now I want a tsun holst with the opposite problem.

Its 'too big'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143299
You learn over time anon. That or I imagine your waifu will give you a few books to read.

Depends really. You can always attend House Husband's 101 at the MGC college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143257
I like the way you think. Dark Mages are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143297
Typically the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
harvesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143322
Checked and kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143310
>You can always attend House Husband's 101 at the MGC college.
But then you'll get bullied by all of my kiki classmates. You've heard those stories. They'll eat you alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143297
If you're the one who caused them to have that upgrade then they'll act as if they dislike them and talk about how inconvenient they are or how she doesn't fit in her favorite clothes because of you
But actually they'd love them and if you were to peak in her room you could see her fondling them in front a mirror with a genuine smile on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143331

You dolt, house husbands 101 is a male only class.

The only kiki is the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143317

If that's GIGA MILK, what would be TERA MILK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143339
Those poor husbands in that class.

They're probably all just amazon sluts with collars on their necks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143294
>What's the power ranking for swimsuits on monster girls?
Depends on the race
>wight, demon, dark mage, pharaoh and other classy looking girls
Something like https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/274925 works well with them since it looks elegant.
>jinkos, holsts, minotaurs and a few other muscular or big breasted types
Micro bikini, humiliates the muscle girls and makes holst tits look even more gigantic than they already are.
>salamanders, ochis, lizards, any athletic/active type that doesn't have as much muscle as jinkos and minos
Tankini, perfect for the tomboy who wants something easy to move in and doesn't show off too much of her breasts
>dragons and other haughty types
Sling bikini, they let everything show since they're proud of their body.
>jubjubs, hobgoblins and other shortstacks
One piece style, maybe a school swimsuit.
>succubi and lilims
Lowleg bikini like shameless semen demons.

For the monster girls with different bodies who might have trouble wearing bikini bottoms they can be sorted into the above categories but just wear the top, or mix it up and wear something from another category. All swimsuits are good swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143311
They really are. I wish there were more images that portrayed my ideal I may have to take matters into my own hands/wallet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143317
Not really. Tsunderes seem more into putting you down than lifting themselves up. That's Himedere territory.
A Tsundere would think about it differently depending on the individual, but I'm sure they'd be "annoyed" if you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143217
Demongolaughing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143200
Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143363
>before class they're all comparing collars
>"wow, you got a leather strap? mine got me a rope one"
>"you guys are lucky, mine's just a piece of fishing line. Sure, its fine most of the time, but when she pulls, it can get ugly"
>"Hey Robin, why is yours made out of lace? And why do we never hear about your waifu?"
>"N-no r-reason"
>"You're alping aren't you"
>"W-w-what? N-No way! I-I'm as s-straight as a man's dick!"
>"Sure"
>"S-Shut Up!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143331
>>17143363
This is why you go to the Sabbath.
They just want you to be strong and dependable so you can spoil your precious imou-er, waifu.

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>>17143394
Can you imagine what a baphomet would look like typing on a computer? She would probably need to sit on a phone book just to reach the keyboard and see the screen properly.Drawfriends pls?

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>>17143364
This man knows his swimsuit
>Something like https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/274925
Wrong picture? I wouldn't mind a prude Inari wearing her priestess outfit to the beach though
>Micro bikini, humiliates the muscle girls and makes holst tits look even more gigantic than they already are.
1000 yes. Muscle girls need to reach dangerous levels of blushing whenever they go to the beach, same for Holsts/other shy big breasted girls
>Tankini, perfect for the tomboy who wants something easy to move in and doesn't show off too much of her breasts
Tankini don't work too well on breasts as big as your usual monster girl tomboy has

We need more art of monster girls at the beach in custom swimsuits

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>>17143394
>strong and dependable

But I am weak and fail constantly. I need a collar.

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>>17143406
To a big dom girl you go then.

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>>17143411
Thank god.

I just hope she's a gentle dom.

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>>17143394
No, I want an amazon.

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>>17143402
>Wrong picture?
Yeah, incredibly wrong picture, it was meant to be https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2749251
I must have shaved the 1 off the end of the link.
>Tankini don't work too well on breasts as big as your usual monster girl tomboy has
I dunno, https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2617355 looks pretty good to me and I can imagine an Ochi or Salamander in that quite comfortably. Put a tail and scales on that girl and she's pretty much a sally already.
>We need more art of monster girls at the beach in custom swimsuits
I can get behind this, need a seductive swimsuit for an Apophis.

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>Swimsuit season
I want to get a chubby cheshire and her muscled jinko friend in bikinis

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>>17143418
I'm sure she would. The fear of you snapping in half would be too much.

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There's probably a Lilim who creates a pocket dimension where it's summer eternally. Complete with a beautiful island resort.

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>>17143431
But is she a genki, tanned tomboy with a favoritism for summer sports?

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>>17143431
Imagine beach demon realm. Woah.

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>>17143431
>eternal summer
But then you'd never be able to walk down a long path on a cold winter's day, dressed up in comfy clothing, holding hands and sharing a scarf.

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>>17143431
You just made me think of the God of comfort CYOA (which is a pocket dimension) + your waifu. Literally heaven.

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>>17143444
i never thought i need this

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>>17143431
Isn't that just a green demon realm next to the ocean?

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>>17143426
Then she sounds perfect.

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>>17143444
The only legal attire there are either swimsuits or nude.

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>>17143431
I'd like a cozy catastrophe setting.

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>>17143431
UMI DA

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>>17143454
Enjoy the bullying

>>17143455
What about sundresses? If she wears a bikini underneath does that count? Everyone knows the best part of a bathing suit is the reveal as she drops her cover up.

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>>17143264
>Getting pelviscerated by Tiamat
>Laying there, her body cooling beside yours, sweat covering both of you
>You'd both been fucking for a week straight to ensure she gives birth to a new generation of Chromatics
>Sees you fidgeting, flustered to be in the same bed as her still
"Well? Are you still that nervous now that you've gotten so intimate with every nook and cranny of my body?"
>Hears you mention something along the lines of 'mere female lizard', her ear fins flapping slightly
>Shifts so her heavy breasts are right on your arm, a cruel smile on her face
"A mere female lizard, am I? Perhaps I should learn you some respect."
>TFW getting edged relentlessly while she grinds your pelvis into fine dust until you're unable to get aroused by any mortal monster

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>>17143464
I'm guess that's alright too.

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>>17143464
How much bullying?

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>>17143468
I guess*

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>>17143420
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2749251
That's one fancy swimsuit. No anon would be able to resist an Apophis wearing that while lewdly enjoying an ice-cream and giving you the look
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2617355
That definitely works, I thought tankinis were one piece

>>17143424
>Jinko has no trouble swimming and enjoying herself
>Chubby Cheshire is ashamed that she is oozing out of her swimsuit
>She is too afraid of the water to go take a dip
That purple cat is going to ruin your day

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>>17143455
>nudity is the norm
>swimsuits are the 'perverts'

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>>17143443
What would be her favorite sport?

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>>17143443
I'd imagine the Lilim's personality influences the pocket dimension they create like in the Queen of Hearts case.

In short, I agree.

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>>17143501
>WE ALL KNOW WHATS UNDER THERE, TAKE IT OFF FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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>>17143497
The answer is obvious.
I surprise her with the jinko friend and get her into the water with us.

>>17143502
Beach volley ball.
Her spike would be the strongest in the land

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>>17142840
I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys should watch out for a full blood moon. Not only does it make monster girls horny like a regular full moon, it makes them go directly for the duration of the moon till sunrise. It even affects Alps.

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>>17143513
>faggots being faggots

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>>17143447
There's a crazy Yeti who keeps begging an Ice Queen to make it eternal winter, but the Ice Queen either freezes her so she shuts up for a few hours or has a snow harpy drop her off on a beach far away

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>>17143513
Would that cause even the most tsun of Vampires to get heart pupils and go hunt for a man?

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>>17143512
From that perspective, it looks like she's flying over the city like Mary Poppins. Is it supposed to be like that?

>tfw you will never have a kiki nanny who is practically perfect in every possible way

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>>17143528
She's a Valykrie and a vampire, so both angel and bat wings to fly around with.

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>>17143497
>No anon would be able to resist an Apophis wearing that while lewdly enjoying an ice-cream and giving you the look
That's a nice thought, a lewd apophis wearing that top would be impossible to ignore.
>That definitely works, I thought tankinis were one piece
Tank top + bikini = tankini. As long as the top is slightly tank top shaped it qualifies and it's one hell of a combo.

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>>17143431
>Lilim builds her own pocket dimension island resort
>Only invites a select few men and boys
>Spends millions just to peep on them
>She makes her money back by broadcasting it
It would be like Zac Island from Dead or Alive Xtreme

>>17143509
Throwing a feline monster girl in the water without her consent is a terrible thing to do
You will end up with a sad wet pussy who lost her faith in you

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>>17143465
This. I need this. I wonder if any Metallics would try to rescue me, or at least get me away from Tiamat so I can't put anymore wyrmlings in her.
>bunch of metallics raid Tiamat's sanctuary and kidnap you, bring you before Bahamut. Where as Tiamat is sinfully seductive, Bahamut has an angelic beauty.
>"Anon, you have committed a terrible deed by bolstering the numbers of the chromatic dragons. In order to maintain the balance, you are hereby ordered to sire metallic dragons so that they may be of the same lineage."
>she then drags you to her bedchambers for weeks of gentle, tantric milking

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>>17143525
Why am I reminded about that garlic sauce blowjob greentext someone did about a year back? Did anyone save it?

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>>17143547
Incorrect!
She's going to get irritated/angry and start trying to get me back in the water instead of noticing that she's not doing her swimsuit any favors or that's she's managed to pop her top with her tremendous chest.

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>>17143543
Would you apply sunscreen to an overly seductive Apophis?
She would remove her bikini and tell you to make sure you cover EVERY inch of her body

>>17143559
>Spoiler
Don't bully the chubby cat! It's not her fault if her extra large Holst swimsuit somehow doesn't fit her

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>>17143588
Never!
Gonna sink my fingers deeply into the flesh of her rear while she's tries to pin me down in the shallows while the jinko watches and laughs.

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>>17143588
>holst in a swimsuit
L-L-lewd anon, w-we all know what's under there...

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>>17143508
>new day at the beach
>Everything going fine and dandy
>husbands and wives mingling around having fun
>water sports going on, beach ball, net for waterpolo already set up
>all sorts of small tiki shops and bars with MGs and their husbands chilling around
>small talk, catching up on events,
>one MG accidentally drops her icecream from the cone on her chest
>husbando begins licking up the melting drops as they slide down her cleavage
>every MG with icecream drops theirs on the chest and Lilim spawns icecream on those without before being jumped by her own husband

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>>17143602
>accidentally

She knew damn well what she was doing

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>>17143602
>small shops
>including kraken massage parlour
>slime baths
>hellhound petting zoo
What shops would you find in the MG world anons?

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>>17143608
U-uh, she was just trying to seductively lick it whilst eyeing her husbando, her little nudge forward was all the fault of the cheshire bumping into her

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>>17143588
I'd make sure to cover every inch of that snake and try my hardest to remain professional, even if she let out slightly exaggerated moans to try and tempt me.

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>>17143610
the only way that zoo would work if it was the hellhounds doing the petting

>>17143602
>relaxing day at the beach
>everyone is sunbathing and relaxing after the ice cream incident
>suddenly the ground starts to shake
>the lifeguard towers sink as the sand liquefies from the intense vibrations
>an immense sinkhole opens up in the middle of the beach
>a massive brown worm-like beast rises out of the ground
>the great monster opens its maw as a slippery appendage works its way out.
>"Honey, we're here! Let's have lots of fun on our vacation, but remember to shower before you come back inside. I don't want a single grain of sand inside when we're cuddling tonight."
>"Okay dear!"

Sandworms, what are we going to do with them?

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>>17143633
I just got a great idea, could you dom a hellhound by addicting her to petting and then using denial to make her obey? As long as the repeated hot, sweaty steamy rape doesn't break you it should work right?

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>>17143633

For some reason now I have the idea that sandworms can create pearls when sand does get inside them.

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>You will never have a kangaroo-girl waifu
>she will never pick you up and put you in her pouch head-first so she can give you paizuri
>she will never tuck you into her pouch to sleep and call you her little joey
Anons, why do we live in such a cruel universe?>>17143633
Cute! Sandworms a cute!

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>>17143642
>could you dom a hellhound by
How about we just stop this now before it gets fucking stupid like always.

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>>17143650
>muh untamable doggo
>muh great wilderness
>muh natural instinct
Dogs were made to be tamed

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>>17143650
Sub Hellhounds are canon

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>>17143624
What if she cums from your skillful fingers? You will take responsibility, right?
Lonely snakes tend to be overly sensitive to a boy's touch

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>>17143646
>living with (in?) a sandworm
>"Ow! Oh cripes, not again."
>"What's wrong honey?"
>"I got a grain of sand caught in me."
>"What's wrong with that? Can't you expel it?"
>"Yeah, but first it builds up into this hard, white ball"
>"You mean a pearl? Those are really valuable!"
>"I've got a whole pile of them at home. I thought they were just shiny rocks."

Silly Sandworm.

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>>17138333
"Please take a seat."
MGC shota going around with a tv show trying to catch Dark Mages and the like after fishing online for 'em.

Alternatively, "Where are your tits?" to a sabbath girl.

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>>17143647
Cute but destructive.
Like Desert Wurms, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 14 of All's Fair In Love And War
https://pastebin.com/mY2HEAAY

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>>17143610
>hellhound petting zoo

Is this safe?

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>>17143687
Physically, yes.
Virginity, no.

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>>17143665
Of course, if she cums I couldn't back away even if I was showing restraint before. Stealth sex with an Apophis in a quiet area of the beach no one goes to would be quite an adrenaline rush.

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>>17143687
the punchline is that it's the helhounds petting the visitors! Human children are cute to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cheshires the best soft cat?

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>>17143700
>you will never have a traumatic experience with a hellhound as a child
>anon is now addicted to the sense of protection and caring given to him

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>>17143700
All monster girls find human children cute.

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>>17143700
>all those soft warm paws touching you
i'd bet they'd see loads of traffic during the winter
occasionally someone would go missing

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>>17143702
Smug and cute.

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>>17143712
AH come on, Hellhounds would never lay a hand on a sweet innocent child.

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>>17143717
So they 'nya ha ha' while you play with their cheeks?
The face ones

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>Portals open
>Anon gets caught by a sadistic girl
>"Submit to me Anon, and you will be spared of your punishment"
>Anon submits instantly
>MG looks disappointed since she really wanted to break an Anon

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>>17143716
Damn it. I didn't know I wanted this so bad.
>>17143722
I want them to lay a hand on me.

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>>17143725
>Implying monsters can break us more than life already has.

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>>17143725
Sadistic girls always find a way

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>>17143723
They'll give you a big smug smile was you tease their cheeks because You've given her an opening to hug and leglock you.

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>>17143729
>"...Anon do you want to talk about this?"

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>>17143737
Jokes on her!
Just means I can hug her back!

>>17143739
Life is only delaying death.

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>>17143725
If a girl was truly sadistic she would step on anon, ask why she should trust someone who submits so easily when there's plenty of other men she could pick from. Never with the intent to actually find someone other than the man on front of her but she wants to see him plead and worship her properly.

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>>17143749
>step on anon,

Is she wearing heels?

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>>17143749
>anon still broken and uncaring
>>17143739

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather relax inside with the Christmas cakes than be outside and sweaty

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>>17143751
Heels yes and pressing it into his crotch just enough to feel uncomfortable and assert dominance but without causing real pain.
>>17143760
Life really is the cruellest monster.

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>>17143760
>Very well, then I shall have to whip you into shape.

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>>17143743
Then she'll just hug harder!

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a sex scene yesterday
Non-lewd, mind you
Someday I hope to share it with you

Fortunately I feel motivated enough to write my story up to the point that I can get to this scene

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>>17143768
Oh that sounds wonderful.

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>>17143771
>sex scene
>non-lewd

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>>17143771
>I wrote a sex scene yesterday
>Non-lewd, mind you
?

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>>17143770
Then I'll nuzzle her neck and scratch the base of her tail!

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>>17143716
I bet Hellhounds have very soft paws!

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting harem dynamics!
I want a Kraken, Dark Priest and lava Golem!

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>>17143779
Then she'll just start kissing your neck and nuzzling your cheek! She's not going to lose to you anon! She'll be the one to get you to escalate the situation to sex!

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>>17143788
>Teasing intensifies

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>>17143790
Then I'll move from scratching her tail to nibbling her ear and groping that big old bottom of hers.

The chubbiest cheshire in the city is getting the best cuddles.

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>>17143769
>hellhound tries her damn hardest
>anon buff, fit and ready to go
>dead face
>tfw hellhound realizes she has to do gentle healing before she can indulge her dom needs
>the denial only serves to further fuel the explosion of lust when anon finally smiles
>She's then denied her joy of sex for a full year because she was too rough

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>>17143791
I want them to tease me! Team up and sexually bully and overpower me with their insatiable sexual appetites!

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>>17143776
>>17143777
Well it's lewd but not smut.
Sexy but​ not shameful.
Hard to explain without actually showing it.

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>>17143788
>Interesting harem
>harem
>interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143767
This made my boner go from 0 to 100 damn ancient relics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143806
You're a mess!

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>>17143788
I want an ushi-oni, devil and hellhound who are all competitive for my time.
>ushi is full rape mode and will use her webs to tie up hellhound to stop her getting near me
>devil is concerned about my wellbeing like a good imouto, calls the ushi a stupid cow, slaps her tits around out of frustration and comforts me after the ordeal is over
>hellhound pins down the devil and intimidates her before having her fun with me but is much less rough than the ushi since she understands I have a hard time with the set up
>sometimes I can convince the ushi to bind the hellhound and help me dom her, get the devil to use her magic to weaken the ushi or have the hellhound hold the devil still, if one of them is in an especially good mood.

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>>17143767
Sweater weather with Yetis in sweaters

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>>17143809
Monogamy is just a ruse by The System to keep betas in line.
Break free, brothers!
Let none limit who and how many you love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143821
lazing about in air conditioned comfort with your yeti mom!

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>>17143829
I only need three.
One to be the muscled girl
One to be the tubby one
One to be the strongfat one.

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>>17143682
Is she telling me to cum in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143829
You only have one dick.

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>>17143829
>Limit.
Gotta say I disagree with this. If you aren't loving your waifu at 120% all day every day, your waifu deserves a better man.

If you have a harem of 3, you're only loving them at 40% equally. Unless you begin to play favorites and ignore one girl in favor of the others.

Or you somehow think you have 360% of your love to give, in which case you're far better off giving one girl your 360%.

Face it, haremfags just don't love their women as much as monogamyfags do. Just a pack of bad husbandos preying on the desperation of monsterwomen

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>>17143682
Someday I'll read all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143832
I am going to lose my shit if i see one more pic of her. Toppest of unfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143853
He also has two hands and a tongue

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>>17143856
>This is what monogamyfags actually believe.

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>>17143849
no bully

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>>17143859
And which one of those give SE and impregnate them, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143832
>Those arms look shopped
>Cosplay-tier
>Yeti's are overated
>Momdom is S H I T !

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143871
The heart.

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>>17143858
you wouldn't do lewd things to your innocent yeti mom, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143853
They take turns

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>>17143832
I want Yeti mom to keep the AC at 60F and lay a fuzzy blanket over me when I complain that it's snowing outside and too cold inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143862
>Absolutely no counter-argument to the irrefutable fact that he loves and pays attention to his waifu less than a monogamyfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143767
That's the worst Yeti image ever.

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>>17143875
Considering my already autistic mom I would definately switch them her for a yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143856
Love is infinite!
Therefore I can love all the pretty women in the whole world!
GAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143896
*her
*definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143892
More Yeti coming soon, one will be cute and lewd Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143892
FIGHT MEEEEEEE FAGGOT
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143897
>Not loving one girl with every last ounce of infinite love
Your gonna need to step up your game, bro.

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>>17143849
Well, yes. You see, Victoria suffers from a very rare form of Succubus autism. She can't function unless there's at least a liter of semen to pool and congeal inside of her hat. The smell of the stuff, though mildly rancid when mixed with her shampoo and natural mana, allows her to maintain a sort of "semen high" in order to enact most of her plots. I'm pretty sure when she was a kid, she used to also rub her face in her father's underwear until it reeked like dick, much to the amusement of her mother.

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>>17143897
>B-but his love is infinite!
>It's okay that he doesn't love me infinitely!
>I-I got a little bit of it yesterday, it's her turn today, and the other tramp's turn the day after
>It's only fair
Kek, I'd pity the wives of a harem if they weren't all betafemale cucks who don't even love their husband enough to go yandere and eliminate the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

Harems are only acceptable when the girls initiate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143919
You funny guy, you get shivved last.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this ntr posting
Harems are female ntr no arguments change this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143920
Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143920
I'd fuck each and every last one of them into submission to keep that from happening!
Let all who hunger feast upon my love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143920
What if I pump them all so full of baby-batter that they can't feel anything but love for weeks on end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143926
Good luck getting to the shivs when you can't even get art for your Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143921
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143954
Spicy burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143929
Even the word of god disagrees with you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143954
But isn't that her right here?
>>17143682

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143954
But she already has art
It's too late to specify full color art, boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143939
>>17143952
>I-I'll just fuck em!
Kek. You think you're going to get more fucking done than one man and his wife? It's fine for you anons, but your other wives are sitting at the edge of the bed looking on in envy, or trying to make do with a measly finger here or a tongue there. Pretty sad, man. Pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Being the husband of a small group if familiar idols would be nice.

Many cute things would be available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143968
This is the canon Victoria picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143977
Haven't you been listening?! YOu're not allowed to like multiple marriages! STOP TALKIN ABOUT IT REE REEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143972
I said I'd fuck them all, and I meant it!
Did I fucking stutter?

Clearly you're the one who can't​ satisfy women. Giving it your all to just barely satisfy one. Monogamy is the pinnacle of patheticfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143980
harems are better then one waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143980
Never!
Gonna come in and get a bunch of squealing familiars ready for hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143980
>haremfags this upset about having a subpar fantasy
You know you can just choose to not be a shitter, right?

>>17143986
>I said I'd fuck them all, and I meant it!
Not without a doppel potion, not at once you won't. Your time spent on each individual woman will only widen the gap between the rest of them until seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours and hour into days. Every day you want to devote to one of your haremettes on a cute date just between the two of you accumulates into weeks, weeks turns into months, months to years.

Heavens forbid you've a harem with long lived races and they realize that cumulatively you've spent decades neglecting them while that one dragon down the street has had centuries with her man, unshared and uninterrupted.

>D-did I stutter? I'm a big tough man and you're the one who can't satisfy women!
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144006
Im bored too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144012
I may be bored, but I am also correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144012
Yeah, me too.
That was fun at first, but these fags are just way too vocal.
If only they applied such enthusiasm to finding a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144024
>If only they applied such enthusiasm to finding a wife.
That can be applied to pretty much anyone here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143921
Lewd kitsune threesome marriage
This needs greentext, STAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144024
>>17144028
I don't get it, are you talking about 3dpd, or studying interdimensional travel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144029
All that mofu.
Truely a paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144035
>>17144029
>Getting doffed by no less than two tails at once
>Ufufus on your left and on your right
The bullying is off the charts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17143767
OL yeti eats her lunch alone and no one wants to eat with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144040
Don't forget one that'll be nipping your ears while those other two ufufu.

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>>17144045
Or waking up in the morning in a veritable lake of mofu.
You'd have to scramble and climb and crawl just to get out of bed, then look back and see the three of them with super smug smiles as they giggle, knowing you're off to make them breakfast on their day off of shrine duties
These foxes are too devious! Are they triplets too?

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>>17144035
>One holds you from behind, pressing you into her breasts as she nibbles at your ears
Ufufu...
>The other traces down your cheek, neck, and chest with slender fingers, gazing at you with hungry eyes.
Ara~ara...
>Their fluffy tails wrap about you

I'm saving this for the next time writefags ask for story ideas

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>>17144050
I imagine so, although they may have different hair/tail colors from each other.

Or not if you enjoy identical triplets waiting to pounce you.

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>>17144029
I'm eating right now.

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>>17144053
>>17144051
>>17144050
How do you survive the day they all decide to wear slutty schoolgirl outfits and pretend to be tourists to the shrine using their illusion magic to make themselves each look perfectly identical?
How does one man's dick endure?!

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>>17144041
I will eat with the OL yeti! Every OL deserves a cute boy to cuddle!

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>>17144063
The dick does more than endure
The dick thrives
The dick grows

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>>17144076
the heck is she crying for?

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>>17143963
should I play grand order?

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>>17144085
She is alone and miserable, as she does not have a cute boy.

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>>17144076
>You'll never live next to a lonely OL
>You'll never come over to her place one day to cook her a meal for her return from work, because you have some free time and feel like doing something nice for the depressed woman
>She'll never come home to a warm home with it's light on and the smell of dinner cooking and a light layer of TV noise
>A far cry from a house that's usually cold, quiet and dark when she returns
>she'll never burst into treats
>You'll never console a lonely OL

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>>17144090
she has that cute frog, maybey if she kissed it would turn into a prince...or her a frog,
either way its fine

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>>17144089
There's an english version coming out later this summer.

Story doesn't get good until around the fourth chapter but its pretty nice.

Try it out, see if you like it.

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>>17144089
the trigger PR guy that hangs out on /a/ despises it,
but lwa ended up being kind of bad so maybey its actually good.

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>>17144094
My heart. By the way whats a OL?

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>>17144100
Office Lady, the most soul crushing job in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17144100
Ogre Load

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>>17144103
is that like a salaryman type thing?

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>>17144103
Why tho?

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>>17144108
http://www.kalzumeus.com/2014/11/07/doing-business-in-japan/

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>>17144106
Its a lady, who works in an office.

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>>17144106
Yeah, it's the salaryman thing.

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>>17144110
Holy shit makes me think
>Eat out OL's boss
>"sure, take the useless hag."
>she's asking what you did so she could quit.
Best she doesn't know right anon?

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>>17144130
Get. Out.

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>>17144134
Nice going. Everyone left.

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just finished playing monmusu quest paradox part 1 I know many here dont like the more grimdark aspect of that universe but it was a pretty fun game.

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>>17143921
>>17144029
>You had just planned to visit Zipangu, you told yourself, to see the sights and immerse yourself in the culture, you told yourself
>But there you are, sitting in an altar at a shrine site with two Kitsune on either side of you, smug smiles on each of their faces while the priest performs the marriage rites
>He's panicking a bit with his pronunciation of the old tongue, trying to hurry it along as your twin (?) brides sit patiently and silently
>They told you their old names were lost to the annals of time, so they go by 'Kuro' and 'Shiro', which you learned meant White and Black in the common tongue, fitting for not only their names but their nature and bodies
>Kuro being more proactive in sex, often times engaging in lewd positions like the lotus and standing congress with you. Shiro however, was less boisterous and more into the intimate and slow, tantric sex.
>Your palms start to sweat at the idea of bedding both of them at the same time, their lewd bodies already nearly killing you with innate sexual magnetism
"Ara ara~ He's so nervous~"
"Don't worry, Husband. Once we're done with you, you'll feel like a new man."
>The tension in the air that night is palpable, both of them sitting in a kneeling stance, powdered and naked in front of you
>Both of them are lithe in build, not necessarily curvaceous, but still erotic nonetheless
>They speak in unison when they notice you eyeing them nervously, your Adam's apple bobbing up and down
"Well, come on now. Sate your hunger, we are yours."
>The night feels like an eternity, every minute as long as a lifetime. Whether they're using their magic or not is something that escapes you.
>You can vaguely remember flashes of it, such as Kuro and Shiro locking legs to grind the lips of their pussies against your shaft in a sandwich, pleasuring each other for your own viewing
>Near the end of it, you're slamming into Kuro from behind, her tanned body glistening with sweat as Shiro lays beneath her, rubbing her areolae and clit, your balls swinging into the latter like a pendulum
>Her moans and yips degenerating into carnal moans and feral growls as her lower body squeezes and milks a powerful orgasm from you, filling her with child
>The final joining with Shiro, however, lacks all notions of tantric sex and slow, powerful lovemaking
>Your cock practically bends on entry now, her legs resting on your shoulder as she holds the sheets in white knuckled grasp, the wet slapping noise growing louder and louder until she screams as well
>Your hands reach out and pull her arms towards you, filling her with everything you have, and everything you could give her
>In the morning, your wives smile, laying on top of you from either side, their tails meeting to form a heart shape
"So, darling. Let's continue to enjoy our honey moon, shall we?"
>You're still not sure how to break the news to your parents, but part of you doesn't care, in the embrace of these two foxy vixens

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>>17144172
I'm just playing SRWV and going to paint a Dreadnought later.

Can't really type.

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>>17144176
Fascinating.

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>>17144178
perfection

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Whose Wendigo is it anyway?

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>>17144333
The little lady wandered too far from her parents.

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>>17144348
Ass isn't fat enough.

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>>17144178
Lecherous old fox!

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real ded tonite

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>>17144333
Whitehorn-san is cute!

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>>17144178
Thank you