Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It'll happen someday. It has to.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

______ are olev

[Anonymous No.]

Miia needs to get rid of those bitches. As first and best girl, it is her right.

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>>17090241
I feel you anon, hope and faith are all I have left.

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>>17090245
Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090245
Cows

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to never let your kobold be your maid!
She'll end up rolling around in the grass once she finishes cutting it.

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>>17090251
Can I still let mine wear maid outfits though? They look really cute in them!

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>>17090248
she does have the snexiest belly, speaking of which, why are bellies the best part of any MG?

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>>17090226
>What are chubby sheep for?
Wooly Bullying

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>>17090250
Indeed

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>>17090254
>why are bellies the best part of any MG?
That's where half of their love comes from.

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>>17090255
>that filename
you missed a great opportunity to make a joke at the expense of either wales or new zealand

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090248
>best girl
>no ass
THIS IS MY SWAMP

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>>17090258
It's also where much of mine ends up.

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>>17090251
Maybe they aren't the most effective maids, but they're cute, A CUTE!

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>>17090263
Why is Tio so lovely and T H I C C ?
I just want to get squashed by her fat ass and fat tits and big height and warm snuggly softness

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>>17090255
Extra lewd versions of counting sheep

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>>17090241
Anons please don't fill your waifu's womb with cum when this happens!

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>>17090262
Funny story, I kept that page handy for argueing with a Welshman in /mgt/ some months back.
Feel free to hit me up with some good Welsh and Kiwi jokes though.
Is there even a pejorative nickname for Welshmen?

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>>17090278
because big is best, and golden brown is best. also i bet she has the softest soles for smooching and a belly as soft as a cloud

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>>17090280
>counting orgasms
I mean, it is probably effective for getting to sleep.

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>>17090289
>softest soles for smooching
Oh god, I feel it coming over me
>I will never smooch Tio's feet as she cutely hugs a pillow in her nightie and smile down lovingly before pulling me up into a suffocatingly tight boobhug to sleep in for the night
MORE ALCOHOL

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>>17090287
'Welshman', usually

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>>17090298
Kek

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>>17090278
>Tio will never awkwardly try to seduce you by copying your lewd chinese cartoons

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>>17090293
I was thinking more of counting thrusts until you cum and fall asleep, but that works too.

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>>17090298
S A V A G E

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>>17090227
desu shirohebi also has white hair but I'm pretty sure that because she is an albino, not power lever
thing

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>>17090298
Clearly an Igni spy

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>>17090303
TOO CUTE
TOO PURE

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>>17090296
i'd kiss, sniff em, lick em, bet they'd smell wonderful and taste just as good

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>>17090257
Please don't pin your local Holst down and ravage her milk encouraged breasts while you fuck her in missionary.

She's so vulnerable and innocent!

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>>17090303
Tio could totally pull off a momdom doujin. I still remember that date in the forest & hot spring.

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>>17090303
Can you even fucking imagine
>Shakes her hips and takes out a whole hallway
>bends forward and her breasts literally take up your entire vision
>Know with certainty you will die when she starts giving you a cute lapdance, but accept it
>just accept it

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>>17090319
>missionary.
silly anon holst goes on top

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>>17090320
Its clearly in her repertoire
I want her to make me feel small and smell her beautiful pretty scent till it makes me pass out

[Anonymous No.]

Go to bed.

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>>17090321
Impregnate that cute ogre.

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>>17090326
But I just woke up!

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>>17090253
I want to see a kobold in a maid costume with dusty paw prints all over it

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>>17090326
Sweet release
night threado

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>>17090329
Go to bed again!
I promise you'll wake up with a MG in your arms

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>>17090326
Why? I'll just have to take up again.

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>>17090323
I get the joke here, but how are you supposed to cum while balls-deep between her tits if she's on top of you? I mean, look at her. She's practically begging for a hot, throbbing dick between her tits!

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>>17090334
*wake up
Maybe I ought to

[Anonymous No.]

Get more lively.

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>>17090284
Fuck you, she's getting mating pressed.
Right after I sign her contract.

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>>17090340
>No need to read the fineprint, boyim, you can trust me!

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>>17090333
You promise anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090349
Wrong girl anon.

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>>17090351
Not anymore. Should have read that fineprint!

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>>17090327
Dear fucking lord imagine her when she hears the news that she's pregnant?
The force of her hug would leave you lost in her cleavage for months

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>>17090356
Anon, my waifu's a Demon. I signed her contract.

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>>17090340
No! That's the ultimate sign of love! Mating press and contract signing!

Please anon, think about how much love fills her body!

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>>17090361
That cute demon's getting her hands held and neck kisses too!
And afterwards I'll snuggle her close and whisper how much I love her into her ears!

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>>17090366
No! This isn't what waifus are for!

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>>17090303
>"Uh... Hey snookems! How ya like these, uh, milk cannons? ...Did I say that right?"
She's getting motorboated.
>>17090315
Shit, beat me to it.

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>>17090358
>>17090366
>signing for damaged goods

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>>17090386
This is 100% what waifus are for. And then after that first time She'll wake up in the bed alone, only to find me in the kitchen cooking up breakfast sausage and waffles.
And then after that it's cuddling and vidya for the rest of the morning as I nestle my head between her horns.

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>>17090389
Anon, I think you've missed all the times I've talked about my waifu. It's not that girl.

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>>17090326
Or what? You'll turn off my internet access?

[Anonymous No.]

Which dominant MG would be best for healing depression and bringing someone's hope and optomism back?

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>>17090396
>He thinks he's connected to the internet now
Don't make me say it.

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>>17090397
All of them. But especially Hellhounds, Manticores and Kraken.

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>>17090399
You're telling me the router was a shog all along?

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>>17090397
Oni. Nothing like having a workout partner, drinking buddy and waifu all rolled into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090400
>manticore

Anon manticore are cruel creatures who will only make him feel worse because she enjoys seeing his pain.

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>>17090401
>just the router

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090399
>you thought you are arguing with people on the internet but it was me Shoggoth!

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>>17090403
>Oni notices the cute anon she picked up at the bar after her workout seems down.
>Picks him up and starts stroking his hair while singing the lullaby her mother sang to her when she was a child.
>Snuggles him all night long.
>Wakes him up with a slow, wet and sloppy blowjob to make him feel good. She even lets him grab her head and control her bobbing speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090284
What a shit post.

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>>17090407
What else is shog?

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>>17090406
Manticores do that because they think their husbando looks cute like that! If he's actually hurting she'll make him feel better!

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>>17090411
>concerned for his hangover, she makes him eat ALL THE EGGS

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>>17090390
But that will make her love you even more!

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>>17090414
The phone, the Oven, the Light Fixtures, your Bed, your Sheets, the chairs, the silverware, everything.
She definitely jerks you off as a blanket at night anon.

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>>17090414
>the computer is shog
>the desk is shog
>the chair is shog
>the floor is shog
>the room is shog
>the house is shog
>the land is shog
>the sea is shog
>the stars are shog
>all is shog

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>>17090414
>there are things that aren't shog
>there is anything other than shog
You think that's air you're breathing now?

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>>17090423
>>17090425
>>17090427
Please anons, you're scarying me. It can't all be shog, right?

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>>17090417
>"C'mon anon, you'll never get big and strong if you don't get your protein!"

>>17090418
Exactly! I'll douse her in my love and make sure she feels adored at all times! That cute Demon's going to be blushing all the time.

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>>17090431
>implying there are other anons
IT'S SHOGS ALL THE WAY DOWN

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>>17090427
The air is a bunch of tiny Robert Downey Juniors.

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>>17090431
Relax and jerk off anon.
You're definitely not actually cumming into a Shog.

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>>17090434
The Robert Downey Juniors are also shogs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to give an automaton useless and wiggly arms!

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>>17090439
She'll just use them to give you handjobs.

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>>17090431
It's beginning to look like Shoggoths
Everywhere I go
From the minute I got to town
I started to look around
And gisocjchakrlgovuahwbflvososubefnv

[Anonymous No.]

Am I shog too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090443
No. You wouldn't be able to put your dick in shog if you were shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17089770

Like a vacuum cleaner! Uka2lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Wait so we're all silly mastahs then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090447
>doesn't how to dick dick in shog
>even though also being shog
I can't believe there are parts of us that aren't in complete sync.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all need Kikis.

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>>17090454
The only thing I need is you, anon

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>>17090462
Because he's shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090465
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

Late night is olev

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>>17090454
Kikimoras are even worse than Shoggoths. They're scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Goats are for ____.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17090482
meat and milk

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>>17090482
Breeding and cuddling the young.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuu fish

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>>17090448
What is that girl anyway? Lilim?

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>>17090503
Are a cute and underrated?

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>>17090503
Best aquatic girl. Those eyes are dazzling.

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>>17090503
>Flatfish
Also I hope the grown up ones have a sexy bikini instead of a lame school swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090504
fox grill

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>>17090548
Nah she's ruined then.

Flat is justice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKyWej-E2DA

>mermaid in playpen
>every time she uses the slide she hits a wall

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>>17090552
She can be tall and flat, I was just talking about changing out of that shitty school swimsuit.

Truthfully though, school swimsuit or bikini, she'd be immensely improved with a little height and a fuller figure. Nice big tits you could buy your head between.

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A Kikimora's priorities and morals revolve entirely around her master, so you'd do well to handle her with care, because she's liable to murder your boss if you're forced to work late more often than she feels is acceptable.

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>>17090563
That's her natural scales, not school swimsuit though

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>>17090576
Her natural scales look like shit tho. Hopefully they change with age

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090563
But swimsuits are cute!

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>>17090591
Sorry, I'm not sexually attracted to kids. And school swimsuits are kid-cute, not sexy-cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090594
Y-Yeah I know right? Me neither!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090597
Just admit you're interested in seeing prepubescent girls bouncing on your cock while wearing cute outfits. It's not that hard. Unlike your boner for children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090503
Keep an eye out for the rare white suit variety!

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>>17090600
Id never!

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>>17090503
I want a petite, brown Piranha Sahaugin!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to cuddle zombies?

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>>17090626
I bet you want bitejobs from her tiny, cute teeth, you pervert! You want to roughly pull out at the last moment and cum all over her delicate, brown nose and bloodstained lips, don't you?

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>>17090653
Multiple zombies, yes. You're only allowed to cuddle the zombie that you love.

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>>17090669
What if a hoard is chasing you and in the end they just want to all cuddle you?

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>>17090677
You have to escape and only let your beloved into your safehouse. Make sure your safehouse is soundproofed so the other girls don't get NTR'd and start to cry listening to you two cuddle.

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>>17090626
>a

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>>17090687
Anon that's way too mean, poor girls don't have husbands to cuddle with.

Why don't you help them invade the local defenceless village?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm beginning to have exclamation posting.

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>>17090711
>have
Hate**

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>>17090710
I want to teach them to cuddle each other

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>>17090751
But that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>YWN have 12 automatons named after the months of the year

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>>17090751
Anon it's just not the same as cuddling a hubby.

Also,
PUREST

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090626
>>17090693
Fun fact: Did you know that swarm of Piranha Sahuagin can make a man a husband in under a minute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090788
I was born in April so I'm going to dick April

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>>17090788
What anime is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090795
Wow anon, I didn't know that. Got any more fun facts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090808
Coyote ragtime show
It's about getting a treasure... IN SPACE!

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>>17090809
Explorers would often throw a virgin shota further downriver, so that the Piranha Sahuagin would swim down after him, making it safe to cross the river unmolested.

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>>17090853
Are many rivers now inhabited by Sahuagin harems with a shota?

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>>17090872
All of them.

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>>17090872
Well the funny thing is, generations of breeding with shota sacrifices has caused them to become smaller and smaller in size.

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>>17090883
This explains so much

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>>17090483

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>>17090884
But be wary, they are no less aggressive. In fact, as less and less travelers pass by they become more desperate. They find foreign men especially tempting for how exotic they are.

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>>17090898
O-Oh fuck.

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>>17090898
Nice anon.

>"Mastah season... teke-li!"
>"Mastah season is best season!"

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I could ask a griffon to make a necklace out of her shed feathers?

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>>17090900
I guess be wary of the kuu fish. She'll go yan being so desperate.

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>>17090929
That's a marriage symbol. Hope you like your new griffon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

What if an evil Gremlin decided to bypass the penis entirely and tap a test subject's testicles directly? You know, put a literal tap in there and use it to drain him into her mouth without even having to bother milking him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091011
>Monster girl choosing not to fuck a man to get his mana
The DL would send a few Lilims to deal with her. Then she can be "re-educated" on how to get mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091011
The SE would inevitably make her so damn horny she'd just push him over and rape him anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091011
But the dick is the best part of extracting se. Anyway like that other anon said, she'd have a thorough re-education with that cute workshop assistant

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>>17091022
>>17091084
>"re-educated"
>awkward Gremlin being taught how to rape by a CC Lilim
>it's her first hands-on praxis and she looks away blushing while she gives him a clumsy handjob
>eventually it's time for the final exam
>she just blushes and whimpers while straddling his dick until he pushes himself up and gives her a peck on the cheek
>she yelps and accidentally deflowers herself on him
CUTE

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>>17090929
>Anon goes dangerously close to a Griffon's lair
>She violently swoops down and calls him a shameless thief
>He barely avoids getting raped by telling her that he only wants a necklace made out of her feathers
>She reluctantly agrees at the condition that he never comes near her treasure again
>An hour later Anon happily leaves with his custom made necklace
>The Griffon couldn't sleep that night because whenever she closed her eyes she saw Anon's smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091131
Deflower the cute gremlin.

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>>17091149
But also make sure to protect your chastity from that thicc CC Lilim and her massive bust that the cute gremlin is envious of. Imagine how much it would hurt her to see you get raped by a lewd normie like that before she can claim you for herself.

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>>17091131
>Gremlin being embarrassed about anything
How is that even possible when they're monomaniacal by their very nature?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's take a moment to think about all the great things the mommy demon lord has given us

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>>17091165
It's one thing to cut up a cute boy's nuts with your scalpel and add all sorts of weird parts in there and quite another to be intimate with him. He might say or do something mean to hurt her when she's lost that clinical distance and bared herself to him.

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>>17091175
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091170
I'm thankful for big healthy chuffs, little chuffs, and manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091131
>accidentally deflowers herself on him
Does she slip on fall on him?

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>>17091011
What about an extra lazy Gremlin who wants instant gratification from her blowjobs and invents a super powerful vacuum onahole that sucks out the subject's semen without him needing to ejaculate?

>>17091170
Blessed be the Demon Lord
Before her all the eldritch girls would make you go crazy and drive you to suicide
After her all the eldritch girls make you go insane and have sex with you

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>>17091219
How about a lazy Gremlin with a huge ass that gets mocked by a Lich with deadpan, monotone burns?

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>>17091232
>"Your behind is 30% above the optimum size for male arousal."
This kills the Gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

Would you do the most intimate act with a Monster Girl? By which I mean sing the F.U.N. Song together

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091310
No.

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>>17091232
I want a lazy, pudgy gremlin that only invents stuff to let her laze about more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091310
No, I'd tell her I'm not into humiliation play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091339
>"Good news everyone! I invented a device that feeds you without any input needed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091310
The most intimate act isn't the F.U.N song, it's a classic and traditional human wedding

>>17091339
She'd go to far and invent a bot that shitposts for her

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>>17091352
>invent a bot that shitposts for her
Would it be sentient? What if the way it shitposts attracts the affections of a human boy shitposter who starts flirting with her? Is she running demonic energy?

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>>17091346
>>17091352
>Machine cooks and feeds for her
>Random-shitpost generator

The laziest gremlin.
She probably has a machine that pounds her holes and fills them with artificial semen blasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091358
>Every shitpost has a hidden message conveying her sadness at being only able to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091346
>>17091364
>This is how the gremlin ends up flat-out fat.

God help her if that feeding machine goes haywire.

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>>17091379
Is it possible to redeem pudgy out of shape Gremlins who spend all day watching their bot shitpost online because they're too lazy to do it themselves?

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>>17091384
No idea.
Hopefully she finds someone soon before she goes too far in her laziness.

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>>17091366
Someone needs to make that shitposting bot a robot body with working male milking devices. It sure as hell won't be her gremlin creator though, but seeing the look on her face when her bot gets a man before her would be priceless.

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>>17091384
Some Gremlins might build rehab machines for people to start getting in shape. Also great for old people.

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>>17090241
This is the highest quality of fantasy.
Latenight, you are the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the new girl I was promised.

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>>17091400
>A cute Anon saves a slothful Gremlin from her unhealthy ways
It would make a good movie

>>17091402
Please don't create a shitpost automaton

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>>17091310
Summon a succubus and sign the contract for a hug.

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>>17091402
>Shitpost 5000 gets a guy before gremlin-chan.
>She turns up the feed-o-matic for the night and enables alcohol mode while getting the 'Filler' and cranking it up to 'Maximum Cumblasts' to drown her sorrows in.

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>>17091419
Different MGs have different ideas of the most intimate acts between her and her husband. Pic related for example.

An Akaname raping your throat with her long tongue counts too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nav said he wants to draw more girls in those dancer outfits in the ice queen post
I want to see his anubis wearing that

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>>17091421
>>17091414
>Overweight gremlin-chan is so full into NEET-dom that she doesn't even really doll herself up for going out in public, wearing pajama bottoms, a T-shit that doesn't fully keep her decent thanks to her surprisingly large chest and a bit of her middle showing.
>Hair's frizzy, her eyes have bags under them, and she sloshes slightly whenever she moves thanks to an extra long, extra big session with 'husbot', a vibrator in place keeping he full.
>She's picking out a few parts to make husbot 'more real' when an anon next to her asks what shes doing.
>One thing leads to another and he asks if he can come by and see some of the machines she's built.
>Gremlin-chan, heart hammering and cheeks pink, agrees too quickly to remember that her rooms a mess and all the robots are there.
>That and she doesn't have any clothes that fit.

How will lazy gremlin-chan overcome this problem?

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>>17091414
>Please don't create a shitpost automaton
You can't stop me, only reality can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091429
Frog girls have a monopoly on throat rape
Akanames use their tongue to clean your outside, they don't go inside

>>17091443
We definitely need an Otohime in a dancer outfit, it would suit her so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091470
>Given the chance, they'll slip their tongue into their husband's mouth along with a deep kiss and lick every inch inside while wrapping their tongues together
They'll slip it inside too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091412
After you kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hugely muscled Ochi whose hardwork I'll reward by popping a manticore venom, holst milk, and corruption fruit mix and letting her give me an all day blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091462
She creates machine to clean her room up and another one to sew her new clothes
Anon will be worried when he sees how tired she is, but at least he won't see how much of a slob she is

>>17091490
That's just the mouth, they do go past the esophagus

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>>17091462
I'd compliment her on her spectacular robot designs and try my best not to stare at her chest so much.

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>>17091520
>Anon arrives and finds the door open.
>The apartment is spotless for the first time in years and the gremlin's wearing some cute, frilly clothes that highlight her tremendous rear and a not insubstantial ass, the dress a white color with pale blue and red flowers intricately woven in.
>She has long leggings the run up to her thighs and her long, brown hair is held back by a lacy bow.
>She looks fantastic despite her size...It's just a shame that she's sleeping at the table, head tilted back and a little bit of drool running down her face.
>Anon smiles a bit, moves her to the couch, and covers her with a blanket before writing a small note and looking at the things she made.
>Eventually Gremlin-chan wakes to and notices she's been moved before finding a note on the table that says "You looked tired so I put you on the couch, your robots look cool and I had fun."

Could gremlin-chan have finally found love?

>>17091543
Expect her response to involved mumbling, stammering, and fidgeting.
Also try not to look at her bouncing chest whenever she jerkily moves and do your best to ignore the fact that she doesn't wear a bra.

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>>17090241
It isn't some weird sex joke, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091554
>ignore the fact that she's not wearing a bra.
Well great I'm gonna stare more just because of that!
Then I'd go to say something nice about her robots and accidentally compliment her on her amazing rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091555
Probably some Anon's reaction when the portals open and he found his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091554
>Could gremlin-chan have finally found love?
Her heart is going to go full doki doki
She might even hire a Succubus to teach her how to romance Anon, or more realistically she will marathon a bunch of visual novels where a NEET monster girls manages to score a cute boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091507
Why so rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091565
Anon no.
If you do that she may realize that she's terribly under-dressed for public, write her number on some plans she had in her pocket (The Super Dicker 9.0), hand them to you, and run off while shouting "Pleasecallmebye!", shoving a bunch of money on the counter for the stuff she has while she runs off.

She may or may not wait for you to call while making a new invention of hers, the The Bust Booster (TM) so she can get herself a couple extra cup-sizes so she can win you over.

>>17091576
The latter would be more likely, she may start even calling you senpai or badly doing tsun due to stuttering and the fact that she always apologizes after doing it.

She may also try to 'accidentally' trip so you wind up with her chest in your face.
Although you may feel a bit more discomfort than she anticipated because she's let herself go due to a lack of boyfriend/extreme NEEThood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091520
There should be a contest between the Akaname and Mucus toad to see who's better with their tongue.

Better yet, they team up and lick some poor Anon till he can't stand up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091429

If you sign a demon's contract it seems appropriate to sign it as slowly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091443
I wish to see Nav try a thick dancer Automaton with asymmetrical bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091607
Monster girls acting like anime characters are just too cute

>>17091612
Akaname would win by a fairly large margin
Mucus Toads only have the thickness and stickiness going for them, Akanames have everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091569
seriously what needs to happen to make this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091725

human sacrifices

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091720
>Gremlin-chan puts on a big grin.
>"That's good for you anon because I've watched a LOT of anime!"
>The awkward silence that follows as you both wonder whether that was a good thing or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091725
VR interfaces and robotics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091443
Dancer Yetis in skinny fur bikinis

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a monster musume Troll under MGE rules.

[Anonymous No.]

How many people do I have to murder to make the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091750
Keep going until they appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091607
I'd call her almost as soon as she leaves.
Because she forgot her change and a couple of parts she bought. Oh well, I can find out where she lives and deliver them to her myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091763
Expect a panicked yelp as she realizes she's already getting a call from you about coming over.
She's got the driverbot in the car and is going to have you come over a week from that day so she can put a good time together for the two of you.

That and she needs time to get the Breast Booster built so she can really give you some cleavage to look at.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090251
That horrible feeling when you will never be abducted to the Sidhe mounds by a Cu Sith and learn to platonically love the shit out of her. No dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
You deserve to be cleansed in hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
If she lost like half the fur and the snout she'd be dickable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091815
Honestly, just make them kobolds.

The Cu Sith doesn't fill any niche other than the one needed for furfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
At this point I'd dick it if she loved me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091815
Then she'd just be a blonde Kobold.
Actually, a golden retriever Kobold would be really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091695
Don't do it too slowly or she'll lose her patience and will push you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091831
>he doesn't want to cunttease a Demon until she jumps you
Raping a boy who hasn't signed your contract is very shameful. I'd bully her about it forever. With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091831
Can't push me down until I finished signing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
why did kc for furry profiles? as far as I can tell almost all of the furry scene in japan is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sign a contract with my childhood friend Demon as a small child and have her produce the paper to claim me upon our graduation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091839
KC just wanted to appeal to a wider audience or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091852
You mean like when you graduate together, she summons the contract back with your little kid messy handwriting on and tells you to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
To be honest Im so desperate at this point, that I might dick her if she is tall and muscular and I can use mamono mana to unfurry her as much as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091852
and what if you drop out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091854
Yes, exactly.
The little kid messy handwriting would also state that I'm contracted to marry her when we graduate.

>>17091860
She'd have to tutor me to make sure I make it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere demon make me sign the contract while I'm asleep. She'd grip my hand into hers,move my hands and write my signature! Then I'd be her cute husband FOREVER AND EVER without spoiling my purity and at the same time protecting em from the filthy whores!

[Anonymous No.]

>get adopted by a businesswoman succubus
>you both quickly become very close, but after awhile she starts focusing more and more on work
>feeling lonely, you decide to find a way to get her to spend time with you
>one night, after your momster returns from a particularly exhausting day at the office, you sneak into her room while she's in a deep sleep
>you slip under the covers, slide off her panties, and go to town on her with your throbbing erection
>midway through your wild thrusting she wakes up, shocked that your currently balls deep inside her and demands to know what you're doing
>you tell her that she doesn't pay attention to you anymore and that you just wanted to be close to you again, just as you finish inside her
>as you come down off your orgasm she strokes your hair, apologizing and saying that she was working more so that she could afford more stuff for you
>she still doesn't understand why you tried to fuck her in her sleep, and you explain that you heard of something called 'maternity leave'
>she then grins and rolls on top of you, telling you that just one shot won't be enough for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091856
>potion removes all her fur
>still has snout

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091852
I want to look out for a MG to protect me and find a huge tall muscle demon bodyguard, that make Jinkos and Minotaurs look like muscleless lolis, offer me a bodyguard/marriage contract.

[Anonymous No.]

A few more new wife pictures today.
http://twitter.com/meura_heart/status/868799900649050112
http://twitter.com/gyurinos/status/868691298315665408
http://twitter.com/pedopdpd/status/868723543709597696

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091839
http://imgur.com/a/evcMP

Wider audience appeal, and because sometimes, when the planets align on a starry night, human on kemono porn tends to be tolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091876
>http://twitter.com/gyurinos/status/868691298315665408

Love that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091893
gyurinos is a cool guy I'm glad he did my request

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091867
This is why momsters are top tier.

Also TheRealFunk draws the most breedable women I've ever seen in my entire life. I think they cured me from becoming a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091798
I mean, they're pretty cute. I probably couldn't resist petting the shit out of one.

[Anonymous No.]

How chunni is that Cursed Sword? I wonder if she also dreams of fightting a Dragon too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091876
>http://twitter.com/gyurinos/status/868691298315665408
She could crush a melon with those hams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091903
she's under the name of XxXDarkVengeanceXxX in online games, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091915
>Beat her in some fightan game
>"I'LL FIND YOU AND CUT YOU UP"

eep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091915
>NEET Cursed Sword
>Joke that she's a 'broadsword'
>"Real men could wield me with one hand! I'm not that heavy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091791
>what could possibly go wrong?


>meet NEET Gremlin-chan at her house when she said to stop by
>she's laying on the floor, unable to stand back up thanks to her bust growing an insane amount
>she's basically just laying on her tits at this point
>she sees you and inastantly goes into panic mode
>"A-Anon! Don't look! My invention backfired and I'm a hideous freak now!"
>you tell her it's alright as you gently stroke her head
>that's when you surprise her by raping her delicious mounds of titflesh all night long while all she can do is stare in awe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091937
And that's how Anon got a tittymonster gremlin wife.

Use her gently and pray she doesn't start lactating.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fist an Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091950
Well, it's not like you would need to fap anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091950
Can't you see your own warning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091839
The female furry tag moves faster than the monster girl tag on pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090251
And I would end up giving tummy rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091962
I imagine it's because a fist would damage her tight top-grade onahole. I want to make her cry when she thinks she can't make anyone cum ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091975
Why would 2E have an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091969
I want to rub a pudgy kobold's tummy.

>>17091987
Because the E is for Erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091987
For pleasing humans, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091990
No, it's for Executioner.
>>17091996
She is built for death and destruction, not pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092007
It's for the gloryhole of mankind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092007
Not once she gets the Procreation unit installed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091897
Sweet Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092020
I want to open a hatch under her leotard and masturbate into her PU while she watches awkwardly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091975
>have an automaton waifu
>one day things get particularly lewd
>start out by some innocent cunnilingus and fingering
>eventually get to the point that you're fisting her, going elbow deep in both her ass and pussy
>you're dick is diamonds at this point
>you go to screw her properly
>as hard as the two of you try, neither of you can get you to cum in her
>you feel barely nothing from her gaping holes
>decide to settle for a blowjob and call it a night
>each day that rolls around she still can't get you to cum
>her body is permanently damaged
>she begins to see herself as a failure to her master
>each day that goes by, she gets more and more depressed\
>she starts to get the idea in her head that you'd be better off with a proper wife who can make you cum
>one night while you're away on an errand she executes a permanent shutdown command
>come home to find your automaton lifeless
>make an emergency call to a gremlin who specializes in automatons
>not even she can save her at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Post bott butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092061

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092042
>Make her hold her legs apart so you get a clear shot
>She can see EVERYTHING
>Embaressment_Announcement.exe Engage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092061
I like robutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092057
Delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092067
>I was told we would have sex.
>What are you doing?
>Why aren't you doing it the normal way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091940
>and pray she doesn't start lactating

Anon, I'm a devoted Hathorite, I'm gonna be praying that she starts lactating.
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091950
Don't worry, Automatons have squishy pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

Big
Fat
Tittypires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092061

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone order a Mantis maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>there are still people that think Automatons are literal beep boop robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092080
I wanna turn a lolipire into an oppai lolipire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092082
More like a Mantis milkmaid hoo boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092082
No. But I'll take her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092072
Anons need to know the horrible consequences of fisting their automaton waifus, to avoid any such scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092079
Is this true?

>tfw no Automaton ever because they'd be way too hard to find and impressing one enough to recognise you as her mastah would be hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092073
How long till procreation subroutines overtake her obedience subroutines and she engages in forceful procreation with master?

>>17092076
>Pray to hathor
>Gremlin-chan wakes up with her already massive tanks a few more sizes bigger and so packed with milk that they slosh slightly and leak near constantly.
>On top of this, her stomachs even softer than before and her hips, thighs, and ass have gone up quite a bit because Hathor decided to 'even things out'.
>"Anon! I can't get through the door!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092079
I want to tie her up and pull her eye bandages down and look her in the eye as I kiss and molest her. I want to see the look in her eyes as I intercrural her helpless form like an animal while staring into her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092091
Maid breasts are not for milking.

>>17092094
Please be gentle, she's new to the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092084
It makes for better scenarios and is in general hotter than a normal girl with dolljoints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092098
It's almost like you people rarely read a species profile or something. Or MGE related source material at all for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092105
Incorrect, maid breasts are especially for milking.
Along with pinching shut and not milking so they swell uncomfortably till she begs you to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091950

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092113
I have and I've got mixed messages from both here and the source material

I need a straight answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092120
>Onee-san raping a shota as punishment for getting a boner
That kid never learns, does he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092122
Don't rely on thread memes you mong.
I bet you listen to the shitters that claim Undead rot, or how most girls are like literal animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092133
This isn't an MGE thread, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092133
>Undead rot,
they ferment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092136
Even though we're discussing an MGE species right at this moment?

[Anonymous No.]

Mooooooom, Melon is drawing cows again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092120
Oh god I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092126
This ALWAYS results in the boy associating his onee-chan with sex and merely seeing her will cause him to grow a boner
It's a trap engineered by the most perverted onee-chans in order to increase incest sex within adopted families

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092138
I want to lick a fermented undead all over and enjoy her rich taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092133
I don't.

But how the hell am I supposed to impress an Automaton? She's kuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092143
DRINK
YOUR
MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092149
It also leads to extremely long baths when the shota keeps getting boners while onee-chan presses her breasts on his back in the shower or sits in his lap in the tub. They just don't learn. Every time onee-chan washes his dick, it gets rock hard, no matter if she's doing it with her mouth or hands.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you flatter a doppelganger enough to make her marry you in her true form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092163
The monster girl council should gather and find solutions to this problems
Human societies will never accept monster girls within their families if the boys always get aroused by their big sisters. It doesn't matter if it's a Lamia, an Undead, an aquatic species or even a plant, those damn shotas can't help but soil the sanctity of pure families with their constant arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092187
Is that her true form or the form she's taken to appeal to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092192
Depends on if there's a full moon out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092187
Tell her she's beautiful not matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092187
No idea.
Although I would know its a doppelganger right away due to the fact that she'd probably approach with an hourglass figure and long hair just to end up strongfat and with huge T&A.

The confusion on her face when that happens would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092212
T&A?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Wendigo starts going back to her cannibalistic instincts, give her the biggest, smokiest ham you can find

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092150
Only men married to Lichs can taste them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092187
Tell her I know a spell that can make her show her true form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092215
Tits and Ass.

Unrelated: I tricked Capcha into thinking salmon pieces are a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092216
>If a Wendigo starts going back to her cannibalistic instincts
She never will because monster mojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092219
>file name
They really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092120
I NEED THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092216
If a Wendigo eats me does she turn into me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092219
>Undeads have the worst fashion style.jpg
You motherfucker.

I want to marry a Lich who hasn't bought new clothes since she died and have lewd clothed sex with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092216
I'll give her my dick instead. Bitejobs are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092216
Please, it'll be fierce-some little nibbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092207
I ask because that's my dream girl.

...How would a Doppelganger react if she disguised herself as my dream girl and nothing changed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092105
>Maid breasts aren't for milking.
Tell that to my Kikimora. She found my collection of Bakyunuu Maid doujins and she's been chugging Hathor milk for weeks on end now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092244
Anon what if her real form is literally your dream girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092219
>Filename
That's where you're wrong.
Gothic-style Lich is amazing and you can't prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092251
Does she realize that Regular holst milk would give her the bust without the extra weight on her middle, hips, and rear?

If she's going Bakyunuu tier then she's going to have a rear, hips, and middle that matches, along with the thighs.

Not the best thing for maid duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092219
How about a nopan Lich in gothic style clothing that has long fluffy hair to complete the /fa/shionable look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092257
Peasant-style Liches are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092233
Make happy, hungry Wendigo daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Summer heat requires cool refreshments every now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092256
That's what I said, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092266
Oh lordy that pic is cute.
I bet that meat toy squeaks when the daughteru nibbles it.

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of Liches, how much would their skin color vary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092275
...toy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092280
Of course.
You can't give a daughteru that young stretchy meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092219
Zombie girls are always wearing rags only because they either don't know better or can't afford new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I need an oni girl like that.

https://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/27/51/2751ab2d87a123d6350de38e786508ad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092266
I am not really a zealous fan of wendigos,but dam they are adorable

i wanna cuddle with an adult busty one inside her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092244
Then she'd no longer be a shapeshifter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092266
CUTE
This is the cutest thing I've seen all week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092285
>>17092275
>>17092266
Would your waifu be annoyed to find out you are buying pet toys for your daughter?
I'll delete the image in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092263
>Not the best thing for maid duties.
Of course it is, especially when her maid duties involve being her masters breeding sow and mother to all of our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092294
You know what'd be really cute?

If a childhood friend Doppelganger decided to make a move on her friend, assumed the form of his dream girl, but didn't bother looking in the mirror before going off to hard flirt with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092305
Maybe, until she sees the daughteru happily chewing her squeaky stretchy meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092305
I'm suddenly imagining my daughteru going around with that thing going 'grumble, grumble'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092305
>>17092313
>Wendigo daughterus gently chewing and cuddling a stretchy meat plushie

Please stop, I'm going to have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092306
But anon, she can't do her duties when her huge, milky chest keeps getting in her way while her hips and rear get her stuck in tight spaces.
The pudge about the middle is the least problematic about the three unless you go crazy, pump her full of fertility items, and she's walking around with a brood of kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092320
Not just that, imagine having twins trying to wrestle it from each other. Only to stop and happily play with it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092277
Their natural wouldn't change that much. But they might have done some experiments to change it. So you might find a blue skinned Lich or a pink skinned one if you go looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092332
ANON STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092332
Man down

[Anonymous No.]

>>17090326
I don't mind you looking like that, but my Waifu is a glowing ball of fire. And holding me so close I can see the underside of her tits.

It's only been a few weeks since she found me. I think she's still sensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092332
Both of them napping wrapped around a stretchy-meat plushie?

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos are for pumping full of daugherus!

[Anonymous No.]

Slippery snek which slithers and crawls, who is the Pharoest of them all? And what is your wisdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092336
No
>>17092342
You lose track of your daughters, only to find a pile of plush toys, slowly moving up and down with the soft sound of snoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be gently massaged to sleep by a motherly kraken

What is taking scientists so long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092332
>loli wendigo twins playing tug of war with a plush stetchy meat toy
>their loli Hellhound cousin grabs it and starts playing keep away with them running around the backyard while being chased by the twins going "Awawawawa" the whole time
Just another Memorial Day party with the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092353
Lady please, in just a normal garden snake
Get help

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092345
This is correct, but you're only allowed to use cuddlefucking positions, such as lotus, missionary or prone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092323
Anon. I don't think you understand when I say 'breeding sow'.
She'll be so full of kids we'll have to hire her little sister to help around the house.
Then the process repeats itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092353
I want to video a desperate Pharaoh masturbating with her snek and blackmail her into sex and marriage with it. I could take it easy for the rest of my life in exchange for not telling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092353
Since animals can turn into MGs, can that snake eventually become some kind of Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092384
of course! gentle sensual cuddlefucking inside her coat,holding hands.missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092392
Can they? There are some animals that went corrupted by didn't turn, like that pic with the giant boar and the couple or the giant, dangerous animals that Amazons hunt.

I don't think KC said yet what makes some species turn and some don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092392
I had an idea for a story where an Apophis takes the form of Pharoahs pet snake and started leading her down a path of corruption. But that idea went no where for me. It would eventually lead up to Apophis falling in love with the anon Pharoah has her eye on and then her taking both anon and the pharoah on their wedding night, basically making her the ruler and the Pharoah the puppet queen.
If someone else wants to take the idea and run with it; go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092387
>Imouto comes out to help
>Jaw nearly hits the floor when she sees that her older sister now looks like she could feed and is carrying ten kikis.
>Lightly jokes about her sister letting herself go to this extent, drawing of huff from the older kiki, who turns to leave and nearly knocks down a lamp with her hips and rear.
>"Leave it to me Mastah, I can take care of you while my sister's pregnant. You won't see me going that way."
>Fast forward a couple months and the elder sister whose smiling at her imotou who now nearly matches her in size while their youngest sibling is repeating the greeting with their master/husband.

Anon, they can't do house work if they have trouble getting around.

The life of a breeding sow is not gentle on their figures.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should start a petition to genetically engineer MGs. Do us all a favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092265
Magitek Gaslamp Fantasy is the ultimate style for Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 6'3. How do I get a perverted Onee-san to lovingly rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092057
Ah delicious suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091871
>Enter Lecastie
>Go around shamelessly asking for waifus to protect you
>Even going to the tricoromille shop to ask if they have bouncers and security staff
>Hellhounds orgasm just at the thought of having you
>Get cornered by a Hellhound, Minotaur, Jinko, Ochimusha and Dragon
>"I can protect him better! Back off!" they begin to argue
>A very sexy yet strong voice can be heard
>"No, this man is mine to protect. Stand down."
>10 ft demon in a martial arts Gi appear
>In about a minute she knocks out the Minotaur, Hellhound, Jinko and Ochimusha with belly punches. With the Ochimusha managing to last the most.
>The Dragon growls
>The Demon takes off her Gi, revealing a body so sculpted and ripped the Jinko and Minotaur look like chubbies.
>In about 5 minutes, the Demon knocks out the Dragon with a mamono mana strike to the neck
>She walks towards you, naked
>"I heard you were looking for a bodyguard. The Mamono Lord herself has hired me to guard her daughters at times. I am just what you are lookimg for."
>She hands you a contract and a pen
>"These are my terms, no regrets after signing it."
>Aside from the usual Demon contract terms this one has unusual terms like
>At least 2 daily hours of muscle worship sessions
>After signing the contract you agree to a 24/7 week of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092449
Find a bigger onee-san, there's always a bigger girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092458
It only works if they find and kabedon me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092392
You'd get something on the same level as the Siths if it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17091011
Good thing this isn't a setting manifested via monkey paw, because she can imagine far, far more horrible things
>mg's want the semen so badly they decide to create giant masses of testicles for the sole purpose of semen production out of choice men of their fancy

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>>17092455
Imagine what facesitting would be like with a Demon that yuge.

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>>17091871
Hyper muscles are disgusting though.

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"The crest of the Demon's contract. If her partner's penis stands erect, then her womb will begin to ache, and if the Demon seeks to fill her womb with semen, the man's penis will swiftly tower. This is something that strengthens their mutual contract."

A Demon is in a very important bsttle, fighting off Order heroes and Valkyries, her husband is of course, safe in a far away place. Just as she is about to have the decisive victory her womb begins to unctrollable ache, making her unable to fight anymore.

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>>17092410
Give them a couple of years to train the daughterus, they'll be fine. I'm the meantime I'll help them around the house. I'll even treat them and pamper them when they get into the third trimester and can't really do anything!

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>ace said he also wanted to commission mantis in wedding dress but nobody wanted to take it
Mantis btfo. Will she ever recover?
Also next is lolis and daughterus

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>>17092504
She could probably be as muscled as the Musume Troll, I don't know if that would be considered hyper.

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>>17092534
That's not hyper

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>>17092493
Imagine being drinking some breast milk from her.

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>>17092518
Don't vandalize a fine picture like that (I mean both censoring and your post) you fucking mong.

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>>17092534
Oh, well he said it would put those other girls to shame so I thought she was extra buff.

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>>17092526
What?

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>>17092541
I didnt. It was already censored. I dont know where to find the uncensored one.

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>>17092526
>spoiler
And so the thread's spiral into degeneracy shall continue.

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Which MG can make life worth living when your dreams of going to graduate school and being respected are dead?

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>>17092547
>I dont know where to find the uncensored one.
Haha, pleb.

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>>17092526
>spoiler

As in commission wise?

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>>17092520
Anon please.
By the time the first daughterus are old enough their moms will pretty much be useless in home care due to their dimensions.

Do you know how big those breasts will be?
People will think they down concentrated hathor milk for every meal and mega-holst milk to chase it.

You may have to get the building re-done to make things easier of you don't want of one the wives to get stuck due to their hips or tits.

You wouldn't take advantage of a wife in such a position would you?

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Forgotten and powerless gods are cute.

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>>17092570
I'd give that fox some extra tails.

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>>17092362
What about a scylla?

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>>17092594
Nobody cares about scylla.

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>>17092547
>I dont know where to find the uncensored one.
I hope you are joking.

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>>17092543
She is. Have you seen the Troll?

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>>17092611
those flowers are a nice touch

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>>17092117
>Milking a Proto-Kiki
"Master, I assure you I am not a holstein cow. My milk will not fortify you."
>The more and more your hands knead her perky breasts, the more she tries to suppress her own moans, the thought of herself indeed being your cow creeping into her mind
>Her milk drip-drip-dripping into the glass as you grind into her nubile backside with your throbbing erection
>Your parents never really approved of the affections you showered your maid with, and tend to turn a blind eye when you do things like milking her
>But of course, the cycle isn't complete without you giving her a bit of your milk in return
>She's wetter than a baby seal when you slide your cock into the sweltering hotness of her pussy, getting a satisfactory yip from her
"M-master... We can't..."
>You're deaf to her as she bends away, letting you get a good grip on her buttocks, slamming your hips into hers
>She keeps trying to suppress her moans cutely, her milk leaking onto the counter top
>Your Kiki smells like pine and peppermint, her feathered tail swishing as your balls contract and you unload into her, gripping her ever-so-hard against you
>Once you come down from cloud nine, you realize she's a shuddering, red faced mess gripping the counter in a white knuckled grasp
>Panicking so that your parents don't find out, you quickly clean her crevasse of the overflowing seed, and down the sweetly tasting nectar from her breasts, leaving the glass by her
>After you leave to tend to the stables, your Proto-Kiki finally comes to, struggling to get back up from the rough fucking you'd given her
>A bitter-sweet smile crosses her face as she notices the empty glass that held her milk
>Stroking her stomach thoughtfully,
she whispers to herself
"Don't worry, little one. Mama loves Papa very much. Though I feel you'll have to wait several more seasons before you can meet him."
>That feel when your maid is a month pregnant but doesn't have the heart to tell you that you're an expecting father, out of trying to protect you from your father's wrath

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>>17092611
The way he said it I though she was going to be more than that.

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>>17092611
i want to rub my face against those abs like a cheese grater

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>>17092628
>I will never milk a busty Kikimora like a Holstaur
Non-bovine monstergirl species that fit lactation criteria are the best.

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>>17092561
Anon. You seriously underestimate my lewdness. I'd tease them ever so gently when they're stuck in a doorway by their hips.
Hell, that's how the first litter of daughterus came to be. [\spoiler]

>>17092628
Ah yes. That's the good shit right there anon.
I'd also man up and tell my father that my wife is pregnant. Consequences be damned.

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>>17092651
But what do you do when your having your way with one of your wives and a few of the daughterus are walking towards her in the hall?

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>>17092656
I'd cover up as best as I can (while still slowly pounding her glorious ass) and tell my daughterus that mommy got stuck in the doorway and that daddy is the only person who can help her. Then I'd tell them to go over and see what that nice boy next door is doing and if he wants to play outside.

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>>17092647
why do I have a huge urge to lift her up by grabbing her under shoulders then rub our faces together?

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>>17092670
That would probably work, although that young man must be drowning in loli kikis.

Now the real question is Are you actually trying to get her out or are you just going to keep going till her middle starts bloating out from the seed in her?

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>>17092526
Well at least Mantis got a cute sketch today
>Spoiler
If he commission an Atlach-Nacha I'll buy him a meal

[Anonymous No.]

So all memes aside, is there anything that even monster girls would think is to perverted?

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>>17092449
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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>>17092680
What sketch?

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>>17092682
An Inari would blush if you said you were going to coat her tails in Spirit Energy. Or if you wanted to fuck her in the middle of the day while people were visiting her shrine.

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>>17092682
Depends on the monster girl. A succubus would have next to no limits while a unicorn would be hesitant of anything except vanilla sex.

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>>17092687
This >>17092082

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>>17092682
Consensual handholding leglocked missionary while staring into each other's eyes

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>>17092682
I think many monsters would shy away from CBT and the like.

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>>17092682
This is going in my Succubus folder.

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>>17092682
Probably extreme changes to their figures, cumflation, cumflation wi/ plugging, etc.

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>>17092526
>Also next is lolis and daughterus
No more daughterus please, especially if it involves bondage shit.

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>>17092682
I'd really like to intertwine fingers with a tentacle.

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>>17092682
I think ntr would scare them off.

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>>17092716
>forgetting that bicorns and smoking bums are a thing.

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I'm up to writing anything in reason, so throw me your best shot.

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>>17092725
Harem and NTR are completely different, you mong.

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>>17092729
Slice of life with Wendigo family in the mountains

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>>17092729
Homeless alps
Or anything sad

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>>17092732
All cheating is cheating, anon.

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>>17092732
>Fucking someone else is different than fucking someone else.
Autism: the post

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>>17092732
This. Fucking other girls is completely normal and healthy.

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>>17092729
Big bootied loli Automaton claiming an adventurer as her Mastah by licking him all over and eventually planting her jiggly butt on his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092729
This >>17092735

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>>17092729
Planescape: Torment with monster girls.

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>>17092746
>>17092748
>faggot logic

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>>17092729
Inari vs. Cheshire prank war. Bugs Bunny vs. Woody Woodpecker.

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>>17092768
Callhimafaggot.png

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>You will never be called silly by your lovely meido who knows all your secrets

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>>17092729
The pic from the OP. A guy meets his Waifu and realizes she felt the exact same way about him. Not even the usual love MGs feel for their husbands. She was up late posting about how sad it was that he didn't exist.

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>>17092783
>who knows all your secrets
Sweet and innocent silly maido.

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>>17089770


>>>/i/504450
sea cow

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Centaur worries is getting onimu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slPtyREKTew

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>>17092800
Touch the cow, do it now.

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>Bad idea:
Watching live action Speed Racer with your Phantom Waifu.

>Good idea:
Watching Redline with her.

>Better idea:
Watching both, then playing F-Zero.

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>>17092804
Oh boy.
How long till it hits the PCP stories?

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>>17092800
Nice. Looks great.

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>>17092793
The sweetest and the most innocentnest. I bet she skips around saying she knows a secret. The secret is she loves you.

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>>17092783
I want my lovely meido to call me silly when I beg her to trample my dick with her rock-hard hooves, only to then start to blush and stammer when I assure her I'm deathly serious and admit that I've been masturbating with her socks since she started working for me.

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>>17092740
What are some good sad stories? I'm in the mood for some feels.

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>>17092800
You're too good to us

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>>17092821
This.

This right here is a good mastah. I want to do this to my Kiki.

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>>17092800
Sand seems like it would be a pain to get out of her fur.

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>>17092834
I'm also going to beg her for permission to lick her feet clean the next time we take a bath together.

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>>17092143
I made sure to limit it to just two ideas so that others would have plenty of space left.
>>17092800
But goddamn were they good ideas if I do say so myself, and Melon drew them amazingly.

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>TFW you got a maid back when the profiles were being written.
>She was basically a proto Gremlin, except with dat tail and arguably more dangerous technology.

Those were fun times.

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>>17092838
It just means she gets to have long brush and bath sessions with huband. And all that those entail.

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>>17092841
I bet you'd even get hard when you'd hear those high heels coming down the hall.

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>>17092678
I'd just start out rutting with her. If my continued pounding of her helps her get unstuck, then we'd just move it to the master bedroom.

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>>17092853
I would. I'd become a pathetic slave to my meido's feet I'd make her give me a shin pillow every night Even when I had to creampie her in exchange for feet priviliges I'd suckle on them while humping her lewd hole.

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>>17092783
>knows all your secrets
Panic.gif

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>>17092783
If so I'd ask her if she can please mind rape me so I forget about the degenerate shit I do.

Please shoggoth-chan, cure me.

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>>17092847
>tfw my Pharoah maid was the second maid done in those profiles
>tfw I'm still in love with her to this day

Is this what true love is?

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>>17092865
>>17092870
>Silly, silly, silly mastah~
>There's nothing to worry about anymore
>Meido will take care of everything
>No matter how silly mastah is, meido will be there to clean it all up
>Silly mastah~

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>>17092783
>who knows all of your secrets
I just hope she didn't see my Naughty Maid video series collection.

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>>17092860
A good mastah worships his maid's feet. Good man.

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>>17092882
I think her recent outfit with garter that shows off her enhanced ass and frilly thong says otherwise.

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>>17092879
Please meido clean my mind. I want my
Shoggoth now!

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>>17092884
Welp, looks like we're gonna film a scene for the upcoming 'Creampie Edition' video.

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>>17092882
I hope she doesn't know I've been sniffing her feathers while she sleeps.

It'd be horrifying to find out she's actually been awake every time, just listening to me moan about how much I love her right in her ear.

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>>17092847
Got an onee-san oomukade with huge tits and I couldn't be happier. I miss maid central and the bitchy kikimora.

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>>17092804

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>>17092888
She ain't no mindflayer, but I'm sure she could become part of your brain and fill your thoughts with her.

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>>17092804
it has its really cute moment, but then it goes way off tangent with the political stuff,
hopefully they just do the cute stuff.

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>>17092898
I want that bitchy, alcoholic, CC Kikimora to be my maid and sit on my face whenever I'm a 'bad master'!

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>>17092888
>Shoggoth sticks her hands gently over mastah's temples
>rubs them back and forth softly
>His thoughts start slipping away into the back of his mind, a pleasant calm and quiet overtaking his psyche
>In the newfound silence, she starts humming a little quiet tune, deep and yet airy like a music box
>"Mastah~ Silly mastah~ cleaning~ cleaning mastah~"
>Drowziness overtakes him and she tenderly pulls him back into the bed that if he were more cognizant would realize wasn't there a few minutes ago, but her embrace and soft feelers rubbing his whole body now just bring him rest and peace

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>>17092804
>Totalitarianism: The anime

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>>17092903
>it becomes uncertain which of them is moving or which sensations belong to which person

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>>17092919
That's one step closer to becoming one, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>CC Kikimora
>nobody ever picked her at the maid centre
>The feathers in her hair are faded

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>>17092905
>not wanting /pol/ with monstergirls the animation
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>17092874
I think so. She's the first thing I think of when people start Meidoposting. It was also pretty fun to watch the scenes in Maid Dragon where Tohru reacts to a problem by incinerating it, since she's a Salamander who blew up two of the testing rooms.

>Personality: Strong willed, direct and "royal".

>Personality wise she is noted to be direct when it comes to stating her own needs and what she believes are the needs of her master. This in combination with her strong will often results in her taking a strong "initiative" for her Master. This has led to problems in her training. Including her dragging an examinator master out of his bed after she gave a second warning that he overslept.

Your meido is top tier. I could see her in a SoL anime and thousands of clips on YouTube because her scenes are so popular.

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>>17092931
I dont think you actually read that comic

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>>17092857
But what about her sisters, surely you wouldn't leave them out?

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>>17092927
I'll take her! I'm new at being a master, but I hope she'll show me the ropes and turn me into a master any Kiki would want to have!

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>>17092927
What you talking about Anon?
There were always folks that wanted that Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Real maid hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092938
I actually didn't. But I heard they live under some jewish reptilian overlords regime?

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>>17092883
Is it more perverse to be a slave to your maid's or your wife's feet? She's going to leverage my addiction to become my wife before long.

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>>17092941
Anon even she has standards

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>>17092948
Mathematically speaking, it seems that it's most petverted when she's both your maid and wife.

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>>17092939
I'd surprise her sister after she gets done with her chores. Leaving her an ahegoing mess next to her older sister on our marital bed.
Then I'd chug a manticore/oomukade venom cocktail and go the whole night with them.

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>>17092944
SMASH DAT MUTHAFUCCIN (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092955
I want a Lich maid!

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>>17092927
>The feathers in her hair
I think Kikis just have normal hair on their heads.

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>>17092950
Rude. Even though I'm a new master I want her! I'd turn back all the other maids she sends to my house until she finally comes to her senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092944
>>17092955
In surely unrelated news, it seems the MGC Maid Agency has been experiencing an unusual surge in applications as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092954
>Those three Kiki sisters are going to be the mothers of an entire line of kikis who can trace their lineage to you

An admirable goal, although those girls may miss the days when they could be maids competently

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092955
Spider maid a cute!

We need more non-kiki/shog maids. They've had an unfair monopoly on the maid business for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092957
Before he stopped taking requests, I asked for a Lich Maid who specifically wouldn't take shit from the interviewer.

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>>17092977
Somebody just fucking give me a Kiki already who will love me and tell me that I'm great no matter what, who will be there to calm my autism and jealously, who helps me improve and doesn't back down from it, who never makes me feel unhappy. I just need it so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092977
>Having to do maid work with such massive mammaries
I feel bad for well-endowed maids. I want to sit them down and give them a nice back massage after a long day.

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>>17092981
Lich maids.

>>17092985
I want to be turned into the top servant of an empoverished Lich who's had to take a job to get back to the top! She'd slowly start using my attraction to her to first become my mistress, then my wife, and then my mistress in the other sense!

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>>17092988
I can hear the squeeshing.

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>>17092987
I can only wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092994
That looks more like a hostess that you'd see at a fancy restaurant than a maid. I doubt the Maids Association would let her get away with a non-regulation uniform like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092988
I want to hear the shortstack Holst maids hooves clack on the floor while she tries to deal with her leaky milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093010
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093012
Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093001
Oni's cow maid is one of my favorites. Sure she's a bit clumsy and has back pain, but she's cute as a button and always tries her best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093016
Monstergirls don't have to deal with back pain.

[Anonymous No.]

A maid would be awkward, I mean I can take care of myself, I'm in my mid 20's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093016
Agreed. She's adorable and I'd be happy all the time hearing her bell ring and her bells jiggle as she bustles about doing her best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092729
gnome/ignis threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093024
I cant, I need a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093024
I'm 20, a NEET and dependant. I need a maid to fix me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093024
Maids are for all ages. You can go from her calling you "young master" to her holding your hand on your final moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093026
Just get a Lava Golem and cut out the third wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093034
>maid holding her master's hand at his final moments saying that she'll always be here for him
>"I'm always here for you master..."
>Life signs go flat
>Gently kisses him in the forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092729
Twin Akaname tongue jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093024
Anon, most of the people with maids are older than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092955
SMASH THAT MF LIKE IF YOU UP CLEANIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093043
yeah and they have more money too, but it would be weird to have one around.
She could watch over me when I rage at video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093034
>letting your maid suffer
>not just incubizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093043
Not me, I just turned 18 and I would love a jaded, burnt out CC Kikimora maid to show me and guide me through this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093039
>His eyes open in The Void
>Its surprisingly well furnished
>He hears a voice behind him and hands wrap around his waist
>"Silly mastah, thinking he would be leaving me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093037
God damn, the things I would do to that lava golem.
She wouldn't even need to go viscous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093063
Same.
Buck completely forgot about the OC poll and will never do the one nice image of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093037
But I want three threesome plus the element powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093052
Maybe he had a wife already and he's leaving her to his son or something.

>>17093058
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093066
Careful there anon, that one counts as NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you liked a maid or a butler in MGE cafes, you can literally take her hom provided she's still single.

Absolutely no returns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092570
Source, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
Will they go home with any man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
That Satyr's really cute. A pity she's one of the girls who goes largely ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076

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>>17093080
If they like him, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093084
Cutest snek
Would cumflate her entire cloaca from the tip of her tail to her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093085
What qualifies a maid not to like a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093090
>cumflate
why you have to make this weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093091
She wouldn't be really your maid, just A maid. Maybe she prefers subs or maybe she prefers doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093093
Cumflation isn't weird, it's a common signal of deep love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093098
Not him, but what maid prefers a sub? Pretty bad excuse for a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093093
Maybe he prefers tsuchinokos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093101
Getting off on dominating someone who is supposed to be above you is pretty common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093104
But for a pretty much default sub girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093108
They aren't really default subs, but yeah, it happens too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
>>17093082
>that hairstyle
damn that really hits me in the heart, when I see hair over one eye and braids too.
Also horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093108
I like maids that hold you with contempt, and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Kikimora momster who grooms you into becoming the perfect master for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
>got to MGC Maid Cafe
>go past all the meidos who are clamoring for your attention
>go into the kitchen and ask the dragon chef out on a date
How would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093024
This is what made Dragon Maid so funny. Even if you really don't need a maid, one needs you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093149
>your mom is also your maid and calls you master
Now that would be pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093149
> " Ready for your eating lessons, little Anonymous? "
" Yes, mama. "
> " It's very important that when you eat soup, you get as much on your face as possible. Heck, dump some down your shirt too. On your pants? That's even better! "
" Why should I make such a mess, momma? "
> " Why, so that mommy can clean you up. You're going to be with me forever, after all. You're mommy's good boy, and good boys stay with their mommies. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
A Nine Tailed Inari wouldn't work in a cafe like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093156
Blushing and probably a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093149
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that S.O.P. for all kikimoras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093172
She's the cakest of christmas cakes- 900 years of lust for a cute boy, all waiting for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093163
>your mom is also your maid and calls you master
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093156
>A mighty Dragon reduced to burger-flipping in a maid cafe
That poor girl. I'll take her out for a night and make her feel like a regal monster again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092098
There will be plenty of automatons after lots of breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
I want a satyros butler/bartender so badly, this image always gets me.

I just want a monster girl to serve me Black Russians and listen to my woes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093149
>tfw no Kikimora's legs to worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093168
Hnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093191
I can't drink very much.
I want to vomit on a satyros' hooves and have her stroke my head and get me some water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093076
Then the butler cafes would be forced to close. No, the butlers can't be taken unless negotiated with the owner first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093149
I want a Kikimomma! She sounds lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093208
Good thing demonic wine doesn't cause hangovers so you don't need to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093214
One is girls in maid outfits and the other is girls in suits. Host clubs are a different thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Eldritch imotous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093180
I don't think 900 years of lust is going to be that patient, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093214
The owner needs to be human too or else they would be sold off to easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093172
What I wouldn't give to run a small, cozy cafe in the middle of a bustling city with my thousand-year-old kitsune waifu
>you walk in and the get the feeling of being in a traditional tea house, but with some modern touches
>the menu has items inspired by centuries of experience in the cafe business
>you handle most of the busy work while she runs the register
>can't have her wearing herself out while carrying your child
>best part is that you're close to home. your wife's shrine is right behind the store

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093208
What the other anon said, her alcohol doesn't cause the usual ill effects so you can drink till you drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093168
That's not good. A mom like that probably wouldn't even potty train you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093227
She was told by an ancient Zipanguese gypsy that her true love would appear in 900 years, and she was willing to wait for you.

[Anonymous No.]

You have one minute to tell me why you deserve a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093224
>Host clubs are different.
>ywn be a host in a host club filled with CC MGs
>the local Tanuki crime boss will never take a liking to you
>she'll never buy out your contract and take you home to her mansion in the hills to be her husband

And now it's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093214
There might be contracts stating potential husbands have to live near the cafe so she can still work there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093191
I wonder how would one of them react when they see me chugging down moonshine, and yelling government secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093244
Because I'm a failure in life and desperately need someone to help pull me out of this grave I dug myself into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093180
>Inari with a successful shrine worshipped for hundreds of years.
>Her true passion is living in the city surrounded by life, not out in the sticks.
>Gaves her shrine to a younger Inari who managed the grounds while she kept the village safe.
>Moved to a much smaller but nicer shrine in MGC's largest park.
>It's like a tiny slice of Zipangu. Pic related.
>Gets a job at a Maid Cafe just for fun.
>Starts to like a guy who comes in all the time.
>She flirts with him constantly, sometimes using magic to look like another girl.
>Rest of the staff start trying to get them together so she'll stop confusing other customers.
>"What do you mean there aren't any Hellhounds working here? I just saw one boiling a pot of tea between her tits."
>"How much for a maid to give you a sample of the coffee by drinking it and then kissing you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093250
Also, married maids would wear something that signify customers that she's taken. Like the pink colored brooches used by those in Tricoromille.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093214
> " This just in on Rape at Five news, an illegal human smuggling ring was closed today after a raid my the MON squad. Reports indicate that up to 200 human boys a day have been kidnapped from border towns of the Order controlled lands and sold into slavery within MGC. These boys were commonly sold to host clubs or directly to buyers on the underground market. The ages range from shota to old, any human they could get their hands on. "
> " If you feel like you may have husbanded a former slave, please come by the Identification Station to have your husband's ID checked, as they commonly were given falsified identification papers. "
> " Certain groups are rallying against the dissolution of the group, and insist that the inflow of humans is a good thing by any means, but the Unicorn Patrol is firmly fighting against these protests. Commuters are advised to avoid the intersection of Fifth and Dorys road, as that's where the protest march is located. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093253
Tell me, anon. Do you prefer kikis or shoggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093271
automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093271
I'm not picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093275
Eh, I guess she's fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093197
I want to worship a Paladin-chan's legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093284
That is an elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093275
>>17093275
>automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093252
> " Hey, anonymous, calm down. You'll get yourself sick on that. Try some of this, it'll make you feel good~."
" Fuck you, bitch! You're as fake as the moon landing! I should know, I painted the backdrop! "
> " I think you've had too much. "
" I haven't had too much, YOU'VE had too much! Just like how we put too many agents into Iran when we toppled the dictatorship and replaced it with a weak, easily controlled democratic leader to keep oil prices low!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093284
>pointy eared pally
I smell heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093289
N-no, it can't be. Mamono mana will save everything.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of girl would a border collie kobold be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093284
>>17093287
It's an elf paladin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093295
A yappy, soft haired one that insistent "herds" you into the bedroom with gentle pushes with her body and soft bites..
After you make her a mother, she keeps all the kids together by getting them all into a circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093297
That Dullahan is criminally thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093297
No, that's a Dullahan.
The other one is an elf paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093304
Gimme the booty I want the booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093293
Please don't be racist. All pure, virtuous and just girls can be Paladin-chans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093082
>Largely ignored
I've considered doing something with a Satyros for a while, but I figured if I do anything people would hate her by proxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093244
I'm lazy as fuck and can barely take care of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093291
>Running out of the bar yelling "the Earth is flat!" while she's clinging on me in the middle of the street.

This will be awkward to tell when someone asks "How did you two met?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093289

Still should have expected to have been gainaxed at the end, what bastards.

Still have my legit Mahoro on a bike figure though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093323
>"How did you two met?"
>By pure coincidence, it was on 9/11
>Because of that, you keep referring to the event where you two met as 9/11
>"Demon Lord did 9/11"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093244
I really don't. I teach, I do a halfway decent job at keeping house. I'm just....terrible with others. Can't speak without stammering or choking on my own throat.

I just wouldn't mind a companion to help me...well, get over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093244
I think of life as something I'm going to keep doing, but I wouldn't mind if it stopped. I think a MG maid would help me with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093334
I really want a supportive mg to help me with my shitty conspiracy theories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093354
Harpies are so olev. I'd love to reward the local delivery harpy with a box of fudge or some other lovely gift for all her hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093344
>Ratatoskr ranting about those tanukis chasing after her for knowing too much
>She's not wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093300

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093356
I want to order some expensive rum and when the cute Crow Tengu comes to deliver it, catch her in a net and kiss half the bottle into her mouth until she's wasted and can't resist me raping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093361
STRETCHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093361
Awoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093370
Is she mega milk too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093387
For a harpy, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093395
>Those beachballs
Sweatinganon.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093387
Motherly harpies prefer to feed you mouth to mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093255
>>"How much for a maid to give you a sample of the coffee by drinking it and then kissing you?"
I want a cute maid to do this to me, but tea instead of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093401
Wew that's hot

>momster harpy feeding you by long kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093370
But she's waiting for her true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093395
BIG Cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093404
Kitsunes have long tongues, too. It would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093425
This is a professional ranch I'm runnin! Only the biggest of the big cows! They play hard, but they work just as hard too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093426
Kitsunes are deceptively lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

How forbidden are MGs based on stuff like Vrykul and Val'kyr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093417
She should have thought about that before she made me fall in love with her. Now I'm yan for her and I'll make her mine no matter what it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093440
You can force them if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093436
Their deceptive lewdness is part of why they're so great. You'll never know how perverted and skilled they are unless you marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093432
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093440
I don't even know what those are, and I'm going to assume it's better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093432
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093447
Birds are even more lewd, though. They look so pure but their cloacas are ravenous.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you playing new nekopara part 3? How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Do indirect kisses make a monstergirl impure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093475
So desperate they are for even traces of SE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093475
It can make them addicted to you if given high amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093475
Only if you or she is yan.

If she's yan enough, you've ruined her for marriage and have to take responsibility now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093442
No, that's wrong. You ruined her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093450
>>17093468
Its a drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093495
Of a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093493
She ruined me first. How could I keep living without her? She'll learn to love me, even if it means I have to chain her to my bed and spend years breaking her mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093484
What if it's an indirect kiss through another girl? When a monster girl kisses a man, is the SE absorbed so completely that another girl kissing her right afterwords won't be exposed to any of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093425
only the biggest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093425
Cows are meant to be big and soft.
Beeg and sooft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093522
>cow tipping gone wrong
So you tried to tip the cowgirls and one of them caught you?
Get ready for some Moo-snu and rough milky Paizuri anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093528
add in golden brown and an impressive set of horns and you got all 4 corners covered
>>17093537
perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

Hugslut needs hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093511
No anon, you have to make her love you naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093550
I'd rather hug this hugslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093469
>>17093561
do not shoe the lewdbill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093564
I WILL hug the Lewdbill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093550
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093567

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093571
Ah! Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093561
Girls getting so flustered they short out is always adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093571
>running away from the scary face
What a pleb. That's a face that's made for cheek rubs and nuzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093571
I refuse to believe this propaganda picture
Harpies all have gentle and kind faces

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys ok with 3d cosplay stuff
Or did the 3dpd/a/ mindset transfer over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
Girls are loud and icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
Fuck no, take that shit somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
Just gib links
MGE cosplay or some random things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093594
Some harpies are mean, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
I like it sometimes and it's allowed on the board, but as you can see above, most people frown on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093599
This. 3d is bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093606
She's just cranky that the mean zookeepers keep taking her husbando away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
Literally ruins the purity of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093546
Of course.
Cows are meant to be soft, the extra pudge helps in milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093606
Someone please write about nailing that Penguin's plush ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093640
How vulgar, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093644
Dear lord that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093647

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093582
I want to tease and kiss a Demon's neck and ears until she shorts out!

[Anonymous No.]

Its hip to fuck bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093640
Stay far away from penguins, their warm softness is twice as addictive as mofu and we'll all seen the mofu junkies

[Anonymous No.]

Best girl comin' through!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093659
Even the flat ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093647

It's all for keeping the eggs warm after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093571
So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093665
>Hands smack on her fat booty
>Head smothered in impeccably soft squishy breasts
>Pudgy belly plush against you
>Her wings wrapped around you as she puts her head on your head
I accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093644
The only vulgar thing is how obscene her ass looks when she's bending over like that. It's bigger than her tits! I'm not going to rest until someone tears her panties to the side and rams their dick into her tight pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093659
that big ones arms and hands look soft, perfect for handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093672
Just a loving wife standing in front of home waiting for hubby to get back from work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
At this point I don't care any more, if it's hot I'd fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093659
Bees are so pretty
I've seen half a dozen gorgeous bee girl designs, too bad MGE's isn't one of them

>>17093672
Sandworms are deceptively cute and lovely. You see one and you think "This woman is wife material.", but you forget all about her literally gobbling you up, licking you all over and holding you hostage inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093695
>but you forget all about her literally gobbling you up, licking you all over and holding you hostage inside her
But that's the fun part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093681
Well then enjoy spending all of your days snuggling with her because the second you leave her warm embrace every cell in your body will scream for her to come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093687
Would a sandworm's husband even need to work? It's not like you'd need to pay any bills or taxes. I guess the only concern would be food really, but some NEET bucks would cover that no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093705
and the spice, dont forget she has an ample stash of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093681
Comfy as fuck niqqa

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093695
>but you forget all about her literally gobbling you up, licking you all over and holding you hostage inside her
That's what makes her so great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093710
Not to mention she'll probably squeak and squeal for you to come back, waddling over and jumping hugging you.
The absolute clingiest of clingy, that's a thicc penguin girl for me.
>>17093716
The ultimate comfy. She'd fuss and bustle to make sure you're always totally warm and covered by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093705
>>17093718
It sounds great in theory but it's horrible in practice
Good luck arguing with her for over half an hour because you need to take a leak and she won't let you go because it's scary and vast outside and you're so small and an insect could bite you and you could get a grain of sand in your eye and etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>a grandmother who becomes a monster loli so she can more easily interact with troubled human children
Does this concept make sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093744
Sounds like basic sabbath stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093659
I used to be a renegade!
I used to fool around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093748
Look at that butt, mmng!
What would dating a total knockout 12/10 hottie Waspgirl be like?
Catch, she's totally aggro all the damn time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093731
They're nice girls, anon. And they're fine with letting their husband outside; they can even be taken into settlements if they change themselves to lamia-size for a while.
They'd probably prefer to let you out there as opposed to in the dunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093731
If she doesn't let you out to take a leak, then you take a leak inside her. That'll straighten her out a bit; unless that's her fetish. But with mamono mana, you don't really need to eat or drink, so that'd probably just be a one time occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093755
she'll sting you
with her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093755
>>17093763
Also with her stinger.
Repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093744
>What's up my fellow youth
Would she be considered a legal loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093764
also bites, just look at the exoskeleton around her masseter, bitey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093659
>>17093748
>Anon walks into a territory dispute between Honeybees and Hornets while trekking in the woods
>Everyone stares at Anon

What will he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093744
>500 y/o monster girl turns into a loli so she can hook up her grandchildren with childhood friends
It's definitely a possibility

>>17093756
Sure, Sandworms are reasonable and they will let you out in places she knows are safe. That still doesn't change the fact that you will be spending most of your life inside of her
>they can even be taken into settlements if they change themselves to lamia-size for a while.
It must be weird for them to become so relatively small, you'd have to be the one acting protective so she doesn't freak out and suddenly transforms back

>>17093761
Please don't do dirty things inside your Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093774
His best Nick Cage impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093604
A reaaly good lilim I found
Black scerla red iris realistc looking horns big tits the whole deal
But doesn't seem like people are receptive to that here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093774
Shout "Honeybees master race!" at the top of your lungs! Then proceed to get carried off by a pair of honeybees, while the others fend off those damned hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093744
> " Oh boy, I sure do love doing the Charleston with the neighborhood children. "
" What's the Charleston? "
> " Why it's the hip new dance, all you-I mean, us young folk are doing it. "
> " Do you know any other dances? "
" Why, I can line dance with the best. I learned the Twist over three hundred years ago. I even know the Scrabanian Foot Stomper. Haven't heard of Scrabania? It collapsed over four hundred years ago due to invasions by another country which is also gone now. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093778
>That still doesn't change the fact that you will be spending most of your life inside of her
Again, that's the fun part. That's what gives Sandworms a unique flair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093774
see if i cant find those huge muscled asian hornet girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093755
>>17093763
>>17093764
>>17093772
>"Hey asshole! Get over here! The hell's the matter with you?! Don't go wandering off like that, dumbass!"
>Hornet waifu runs up to you and punches your shoulder, scowling and seething like usual
>Tell her you thought the point of sneaking off away from the hive was to get lost in the forest where others cant find you
>She fumes, driving her stinger into your shin, a mix of pain and pleasure bubbling up as you fall to the ground
>"Don't tell me that! I know what I'm doin! You're such a jackass sometimes, you know that?!"
>A jackass that loves you, you smirk through the pain and say slyly
>Her blush is all-consuming, and she hides her face behind two of her hands while her other two half punch you half tear your clothes off
>"Shut up! Asshole! I'm gonna make this rape real quick as punishment for you being such a stupid dick!"
>Even as she says this, you can hear her breath picking up and can practically feel the heat coming from her nether regions as she slips her panties down
>Grab her by the back of her head and pull her in for a surprise deep kiss
>Her insectoid eyes go wide, then scowl, then go half lidded, then close as she wraps all four arms around your head and returns the kiss back with twice as much passion and force, impaling herself on your 'stinger' as she does so
>Strands of saliva connect your mouths as she peels back, looking into your eyes and panting as she starts grinding her hips
>"Huuh... huuh... you're a fucking dick..."
>No, you're fucking my dick
>"UUgrgh! Fuck you!"
>Thats your job!
>"GOD DAMMIT!"
>Angry, hateful, rough, stinging, and most of all passionate sex ensues for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093787
Alright, you win
Sandworms are love

[Anonymous No.]

Would eunuchs be accepted in the monster girl society or would they be considered pariahs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093810
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093820
That cow is JACKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093813
They would try to turn him into an Alp I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093820
While I respect your right to want a /fit/ cow, that body looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093820
I didnt know this artist did doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093780
NO NO NOT THE BEES
AHHHHH THEY'RE ON MY DICK
ARHAHHRAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093830
Agreed she doesn't look natty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093810
I mean, I admit that they are for weirdos such as myself, but they're lovely girls all the same.
I do like how the girl that is quite possibly the largest of all MGs barring exceptional Queen Slimes is gentle and doting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093851
Please stop. Sand worms so things to my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093851
I want to see an extra giant sandworm and her husband meet and have a nice day with a Queen Slime and her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093823
BEEF
E
E
F

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093855
I can't help it anon. They're just too cute not to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093863
KC needs to give us more big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093870
BEEF
and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093875
KC needs to do muscle worship MG for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093863
>Queen Slime and her husband want to trade for spices
>An idea comes to them
>The entire Slime Kingdom spend the whole weekend washing and cleaning the Sandworm's outer shell while the main inner body, both husbands and the Queen of the Queen slime hang out and have a feast at the head of the Sandworm's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

How do I un-alp myself?

This isn't what I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093876
If kc could make a new mg based around muscle what monster would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>your momster's face when she sees you're a "big boy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093875
It's kinda difficult to work the sexy times in when you get too big, however.
Both Sandworms and Queens Slimes have ways of getting around it (Sandworm's "main body" is human-sized, Queen Slimes are an army of human-sized selves)
It doesn't look like KC wants to get truly outrageous when it comes to size differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093886
Fuck every guy you see it should work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093889
How do I best send a girl like that into a such a state of lewdness that she rapes me instantly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093898
Have her catch you fapping using her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093898
try (and fail) to hide your arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093876

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093898

[Anonymous No.]

Men wanted at Oni Island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093902
If this doesn't get a girl to immediately straddle your waist, I don't know what would (short of drugs, of course).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093851

>Be a traveler in the middle of the desert
>A sandworm bursts from the ground some distances away from you, causing a huge amount of sand to fly everywhere
>The giant mount of the sandworm faces you and opens slowly
>From the darkness you see a face with a big grin
>"PEEKABOO!" she shouts, quickly comes out of the main body and then retreating and going back underground much faster than she had appeared hearing some giggling and she does so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093886
Monster girls un-alped me. Now I'm a pure and vanilla guy with a druggie past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093929
What a goof!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093922
I'm conflicted whether this is too much muscle or not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093929
It'd be unnerving to be travelling through sandworm country and pop-goes-the-weasel starts playing from somewhere underground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093569
sookmo
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5837503

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093939
Well if you dont like too much muscle, when you are at Oni Island, just don't go near caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093939
I feel pretty safe in saying it's too much. That demon is right on the edge of what I'd say is acceptable, but the other two look have that unnatural bodybuilder look to them. The fact that they have faces that could pass for dudes doesn't help.

And it's probably not the best for the one to have exposed breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

You're given the option to make your MG waifu real, but just yours, or make every anon's waifu real except yours.
What do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093947
>One eye
>huge fangs
>huge horns
>tall
>muscled
shes perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
Make anon's waifus real and have them breed a lot. One day or the other my waifu will be born and the world will be filled with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
I got worried for a second because I want to make all anons happy but I want to be happy too.

But then I realized that if I make all other anon's waifus real, and then another anon picks that option too, then every anon get's their waifu. Including me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093947
Holy shit
>that vein
Would run away from/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093967
wouldn't she be too young for you?

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>>17093943

>The sandworm starts singing pop-goes-the-weasel that you can barely hear from on the surface
>She emerges and shouts "POP!" and then quickly burrows underground
>And then she continues it with "...goes the weasel~"

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>>17093783
Post an imgur link I want to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
My waifu is actually not a monster girl so probably the second option. The real question is does picking the second option make lots of single monster girls real as well, or only other people's waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093973
Don't worry, I can reset myself with shota cookies and a mix of dragon/mermaid/unicorn blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093969
i'd run toward her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093977
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

Local catgirl "breeding material," AP confirms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093979
>1000 year old shota anon
Bapho's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093991
>Trusting Ratataskry news

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093991
Wonder if KC will get around to kasha and bakeneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093943
This is why you are supposed to walk without rhythm, so it won't attract the worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093875
https://youtu.be/LckJTjGtz2M?t=84

>KC takes us to the land of the Frozen North, far beyond the prying eyes of the Ice Queens
>A land of rolling hills and snow-capped mountains populated by the Æsir and Vanir peoples, towering over their southern cousins at 6' - 7' tall with blue eyes and either blonde or reddish hair
>Fierce warriors with ancestral worship and a verbal history passed down to their seers, they often times enjoy fierce combat with the various monster races that inhabit the region, all of them as tall, if not a bit taller than the human inhabitants
>Whether they be the half-giant Jötunn, a race of women not unlike the Amazons who claim direct descent from the Frost Giant, Ymir, with a clan-based society and frosty blue skin
>Or the ferocious Fenrir, a race a wolf-like beastmen who breed only with the most fierce human warriors in order to bring about "Ragnarok", their abdomens heating up like iron ready to be struck the more into the fight they get
>The most fearsome of the monsters being the colossal Jormungandr, a Lamia who's tail length would be more befitting of a Sandworm in its adolescence just before adulthood
>Not even the Nords coiled in such a fierce embrace can hope to escape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093991
All MGs are "breeding material" anon. Even paladin-chan.
ESPECIALLY PALADIN-CHAN.
DEUS VULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094033
yep, thats the stuff he needs to give us

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094047
It's good to know hope exists even for ones such as they.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never trick the most noble paladin you can find into picking up a Cursed Sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
Neither because 3D monstergirls ruin the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094064
yeah any monstergirl in 3D would be disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094008
Legends say there's a 1000yo virgin shota in the most dangerous place of all MGE.

Many monstergirls have tried to find it, without success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094047
I want to turn paladin-chan into a breeding bitch just like my monster wives. It'd be great to see them encourage her to bear lots of my babies
>"That's it, honey. Just lose yourself in the pleasure of darling's fat cock. Being married to all of us has made his cum production spike, so be ready to have your womb packed. And don't worry about birthing daughters, we have that covered. Just focus on giving your new hubby some healthy sons."

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>>17094069
>>17094064

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094089
MY EYES AAAAAAAAA

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>>17094008
It would be something like that. But I'm not into /ss/ that much so once waifu hits the age I'd start growing with her.

>>17094070
Jaded shotas would break onee-chans.

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>>17094097
>Jaded shotas would break onee-chans.
>>>>>
Although fucking him is probably the equivalent to using the most powerful drug in our world.

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>>17094089
Is that Polt? Oh man, I don't even.

>>17094106
I meant break as in she would confused as shit by being be all caring and trying to do that trademark onee-chan lewd that only works on innocent boys.

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>>17094118
I'm a fat fuck. Better cosplay as somebody whose main feature is exercise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094124
She could've just cosplayed as Tio and nobody would complain, but she went for Polt instead. Bad choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094130
>calling Tio fat and dumpy
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094130
i would. suu in a bucket is cute tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092800
hot damn

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>>17094135
It's not that she would have made a great Tio, but that if she had to be a MON, Tio would have been a better choice. Tio's a big girl.
She would have made a mediocre Tio, but she made a shit Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094064
>>17094069
It's sad. I just want to be able to hold one in my arms for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094140
Dumb slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092800
penis kind of looks bulged at the end,
either he's part dog or she has an insane grip on it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the power to kill a random shit writefag and bring back a good one. All I need is a name, any name.

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how the tiniest things can be heartbreaking.

>You will never visit an Inari Shrine in Zipangu.
>Instead of putting money in the donation box, you put a reservation for dinner at Jiro Ono's sushi restaurant.
>The next day, the phone in your hotel rings.
>"Mr. Anon? There's someone here to see you."
>"Uwaaaaa! It was so tasty!"
>"You should really get down here before she starts looking for you.
>"He's coming to dinner with me tonight! My treat!"

Sushi has a 100% success rate at de-smugging Inaris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093783
Post link fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094161
Foxes can be won over with sufficient quantities of fried tofu. An expensive sushi bar is just overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094161
I want chubby fox sisters to cuddle up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094178
>Come in, anon! It's nice and warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094181
I'd love being with those foxes, although I don't think I'd fit in with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094177
But then you won't get to see her freak out about how fun it was! Making your Waifu happy is half the fun.

The other half is nuclear de-smugging. Pic related will be jumping up and down with happiness by the time you're done.

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>>17094181
Watch me swooce right in
Marshmallow heaven here I come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094182
Sure you will, anon! It'll be really snug, but that just means getting smothered in thick foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094189
That does sound nice.
Fat fox fannies and big breasts pressed against me would be fantastic.
I may squeeze their tummies to surprise them while they're trying to act seductive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093783
Fucking link

[Anonymous No.]

I headcanon her as having a better pussy than a Lilim. Does anyone have a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094199
Slutty dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094199
I wanna get /ss/'d by her. I NEED to get /ss/'d by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094201
Only unintentionally.

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>>17094199
Well, she is a goddess, so I'd imagine magic would let her do whatever the hell she wants. If she wants to be tighter than a teenage Unicorn, she probably can be.

11/10 body, shame that she's cosplay tier. That and her eyes just weird me out when they're open. Not because of the herterochromia, but because the colors are just that jarring.

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>>17094206
She's like an Unagi Joro, she knows exactly what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094130
>and nobody would complain
Don't make me insult you

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl superheroes would be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094213
I dunno, a lot of fun things could come from that.

I mean, you could have the 'Milk Maid!' a holst with the powers of super lactation that brings justice and bigger busts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094052
Paladdins are only waifus if monsterized or at least corrupted by mamonomana. Otherwise they are no different from 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you visit the Onee-Sabbath and tell them you like Lucoa, knowing they'd immediately set you up with a dragon who looks exactly like her?

>>17094207
Except for the eyes, in this Anon's case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094208
This. No shapeshifter picks a body that fuckable and dresses that provocatively unless they're trying to get the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094217
But they'd prioritize their looks over being heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094197
>being that desperate to see some 3DPD shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094225
Incorrect.
Good looks are PART of being a hero!

They will be there to defend us all!

Besides, then I get to run the super prison for the villains who lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094224
I would let her fuck me until just the sight of her turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094227
What's wrong with wanting to see an allegedly good cosplay. Not everyone here's given up on human interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094199
Baphomet cunny is canonically the ultimate best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094234
But muh wandering scholar is not to be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094230
>Not everyone here's given up on human interaction.
Why are you even here then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094229
Why would you have to fuck her first for that to happen? If you aren't at least at half mast just from her walking into the room, there's something wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094228
You just can't count on them, human men make much better heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094237
>Trusting nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094230
>Not everyone here's given up on human interaction.

Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094227
I'm just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094240
I mean fully hard, Anon. The point where sex is going to happen the second she notices, because it's not kind for an Onee-chan to let her beloved stay that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094234
Nu-Huh! My waifu has a better vagina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094238
>Why are you even here then
I like monster girls? I don't really know how else to respond to that.
I'm also a sucker for good cosplays, both from the looks aspect and from the technical aspect. I'm one of those people who is constatnyly taking pictures of cosplayers at conventions and asking them about how they made their outfits.
Probably comes from being a theatre nerd throughout high school and college.

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>>17094242
Things are more fun with monster girl heros and villains.

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants a magical Leviathan fishing rod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094262
will it let me catch a huge, ancient one eyed heavily scared megalodon shark girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alice momster.

[Anonymous No.]

And this is why I keep my old red shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094258
I'm not saying they wouldn't, I would just prefer my life to not be in their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094264
Sounds cute af fampai.
Is she 10ft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094272
at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094264
No, you need another rod. This one is to catch muscled iron abs Leviathan waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094269
but anon redshirts are always first to get picked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094264
Not one eyed, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094230
>good cosplay
>implying any 3D girl can do a good cosplay of a 2D one

[Anonymous No.]

Redhead Minotaurs are horny all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094280
They can if you aren't a cynical prick whose given up on any form social interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094280
Its like a humam cosplaying Zeus in an Ancient Greece temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094291
So literally Zyzz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094230
>Not everyone here's given up on human interaction.
Then go somewhere else for that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094288
Are you memeing or do you really believe 3Dgirls can even look as 2D ones

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Hinezumi to beat me up, then rape me. Too bad they dont go for weak men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094304
I want to see it because I like good cosplays. It's not a point of being thirsty or waifu shit or 2D > 3D. He says it's a good cosplay, I want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094305
Why haven't you been training your body for when the portals open?
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094311
People don't want him to post it because that will lead to more people that probably isn't even part of the threads yet wanting to post more.

Besides, there's an entire board for cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094283
>purple highlights
This isn't tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093783
>A reaaly good lilim
Give me the fucking lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094317
Because my waifu being way stronger than me, is my fetish. If I am stronger or equal to her, that is lost. Truth to be told unless a Hinezumi has a femdom or bodyguard fetish, Im afraid I am incompatible with them.

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>>17094319
That's why every single post responding that they wanted it said 'post a link'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094305
I want to dump water on a Hinezumi so I can make a joke about her being a hothead while having no clue what doing that means to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094319
>Besides, there's an entire board for cosplay.
>Apparently linking to posts in other boards isn't a thing
This has to be bait at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an arch imp to abuse her unknowingly enchanted voice to take advantage of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094322
They work with the right kind of hair and personality. Though I will agree they look dumb on red hair like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094325
Just use a flayer on her and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

With her as my wife (under MGE rules), I would need nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094341
>Your wife's voice is so seductive it makes YOU heart pupil
That's oddly lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094346
>Muscular without being grotesque
>Tall without being massive
>Thick hips & thighs
>Nice tits at perfect motorboating height
>Big, prominent horn to molest
>Black sclera
I want one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094346
>tfw 5'7
>At tit level
Apparently we have to learn something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094346
>only 255cm
2small4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094346
>(under MGE rules)
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094354

art looks familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094350
>Muscular without being grotesque
She is terribly over-toned and her proportions vary so wildly from her feet to her chest that you'd think she's frankenstein made up of different creatures' bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094355
"Not a different setting" most likely.
This is not difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094352
5'7 is the size of that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094352
What must we learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094360
The feet are the only thing that looks weird on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094354
Tio!
Cute!
Best!
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094369
Tio
strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094367
>when will they learn meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094355
That she behaves like MGe MGs
>Impossible to cheat on you
>Impossible to desire other men
>Doesnt give a shit about your physical appearance
>Linked lifespan
>Loves you unconditionally
That sort of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094372
Yes I know. But the question is, what exactly must we learn? The ultimate question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094370
Tio
Date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094374
>He needs mamono mana so that his wife loves him and doesn't cheat
I knew people like you existed, I just didn't want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094377
That some lanklets need approval of others

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094381
Tio is cute!
I want to help her get a bigger chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094383
Not him, but if you give me the choice between two otherwise equal settings, I'll pick the NTR-free one every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094390
Oooh!
Biig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094395
Yep!
She's gonna get the bigest so that none may challenge her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094398
You're a good boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094398
Good luck with that.

There's already two girls canonically bigger than Tio, and both of them have genetics on their side.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombina is really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094402
Feels good.

>>17094403
Love will find a way!
She'll eclipse those cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094405
Alot of Monmusu girls are cute.
I was hoping we could kinda get past all the autism about people freaking out when they get brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094403
That cow is posted nearly every damn thread, so I hope I won't see the same consecutive EMG cow images spammed ad-nauseum again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094408
The only girl that deserves the hate is the Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094408
>I was hoping we could kinda get past all the autism about people freaking out when they get brought up.
Why not discuss them on /a/ then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094383
Yeah, how terrible anons dont want any NTR shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094413
/a/ is for actually talking about the anime & manga. There's zero reason you can't post the individual girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094408
Most people don't care if you post them. Apart from the mino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094383
>sudden influx if EMG girl spam
>then this post
Gee, I wonder where these fags came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094421
Unrelated. I just like the girls from EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094421
influx of*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094383
And why wouldn't you want that, I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094383
EMG girls aren't really capable of the whole faithfulness thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094421
I just enjoy big monster girl titties be the on Alices or Ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094432
Because anons don't deserve a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094413
/a/ banned MonMusu generals they are on /c/ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094435
Give it a rest for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094421
I haven't talked about EMG girls in months and just felt like bringing up Tio on a lark, come the fuck on
Enough with the witchhunts already

[Anonymous No.]

Am I bugging you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094435
Really anon? Any girl is capable of being faithful, if you need mamono mana for that it just means she doesn't really love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094435
This isn't MGE general

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094449
You use that excuse every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094451
I've never said that before
You're delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
The girls are already like that. DE is like a second security wall to tell NTRfags to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful
Not gonna post a reaction image, but just so you know, that shit was dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful
It must be nice to be so naive and young

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful
wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*sigh*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>girl is capable of being faithful
How stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you guys think girls are capable of being faithful?
Did someone hurt you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Some people are just jumping on the bandwagon, but there are a lot of really dregs of the dregs people here

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Because /r9k/ is leaking. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
A girl can be faithful
But ANY girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094445
>tfw no Devilbug infestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094457
>>17094459
>>17094468
>>17094469
>>17094472
>>17094478
/r9k/ fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
People getting overly defensive and /r9k/ shitters trying to turn this into their own personal safe space where you can only talk about settings where you need magical godlike reality laws to make things perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094435
I honestly think Crabman did a honest mistake with the Minotaur and wasn't trying to put any NTR or NTR implications, he just wanted to give us fap material with her and just didn't took in count the fact that it was a NTR-like shit. Likely if someone had told him "you realize she is cheating on her guy, right?" he would had changed the scene. Musume MGs likely can be faithful, at the very least more faithful than 3DPD can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Because apparently they are evil and if it wasn't for the huge mamono mana wall waifus would cheat on their husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094496
God forbid NTR isn't a possibility, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094497
Honestly if even Monster Musume girls aren't considered faithful enough you're too far gone and have been sipping the mamono koolaid way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
There's a difference between "a girl" and "ANY girl."
Also what is this "capable" of being faithful shit? Either they are or they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094501
That's exactly what they're doing without mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094503
How faithful is a girl that, while being "in love" with a guys, let another milk her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094497
>and wasn't trying to put any NTR or NTR implications
Not when his Centaurs and Suu exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094503
If you don't like the MGE, you could always go elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
If you really think ANY girl can be faithful, you're too naive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094521
>implying Suu counts
She's a slime, she's not even people

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094521
>and Suu
You're just fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094527
That's pretty rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093978
>My waifu is actually not a monster girl
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't be faithful, they literally crave cock

[Anonymous No.]

Well, go fuck yourselves. If I wanna post Tio, Imma post Tio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
The first option.
I'm pretty sure you guys would do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094516
C'mon anon, we are talking about cute 2D girls. If your waifu would cheat on you I don't know what's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094539
Most of the girls aren't that bad, it's the setting and the author turning everything into shit.

I like Asterio and Tio a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094539
thats the spirit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>Any girl is capable of being faithful

Ever heard of hypergamy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094521
>Series goes out of it's way to point out the males effectively rape the women
>Males are as unlikable as possible and females state they'd stay with human men if they weren't forced to live with males
>One of the harem girls exists specifically because her mother beat the rapist male & did this
>'EMG Centaurs are NTR sluts!'
The minotaur stuff is debatable, but this has to be the dumbest argument against EMG ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>people defending EMG
>when centaur society is literally multiple-fold cucking
>when the domestic violence loving cucktaur exists
>when almost every chapter has yuri rape
Go back to tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094447
>capable
So you're implying there's a chance they're not faithful. What's the point of them being 2D then? You're just going to attract NTRfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094546
>>17094547
Its usually only one or two people sperging out with 'Uh this image has reached it's quota for the week, mom says you're not allowed to post it anymore' when you post stuff from it anyway, so it isn't a big deal to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Given that a majority of the women I've been with have tried to take advantage of me by monetizing their vaginas in order to leech money off of me by threatening my personal being or family I've pretty much lost nearly all faith in human women. I won't be so extreme as to say that there are no good women out there, it's just the ones that I've interacted with from this generation are probably some of the most self-centered and spoiled pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094484
Because 3DPD have something called hypergamy instinct. I do think girls can be faithful, they are just not likely yo be because of this instinct. It is pretty much the polar opposite of MGE MGs instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094562
ignore spergs and autists, i come hear for fun escapism and lewds, and lewd escapism, and fun lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094567
Use more buzzwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094570
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094567
Same. Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094501
MGE MGs are already like that per instinct. Mamono Mana performs other functions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094539
>>17094547
>>17094562
So your plan to counter accusations of EMGfags being imagespammers and insufferable faggots is to be imagespammers and insufferable faggots? Great plan, wouldn't expect any less from ntr fans.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls never will be faithful, they crave cock, and once they find another person with a larger cock, they will flock to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094565
So it would be perfectly acceptable for a girl to reject you on sight on the basis that you'll cheat on her purely because you want someone you think is better? That's honestly pretty pathetic if you think like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094580
Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

See, this is what happens when you make /r9k/ think they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094582
Bait man go away

[Anonymous No.]

>They didn't respond to it the first time, I'd better try again and make it more obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094582
This is bait, but part of me still thinks it would be true if monster girls were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094588
I've been found out, I must flee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094589
That's why we would need the whole "impossible to cheat" thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093956
Second option because as much as a faggot I've been in this thread for the past couple of years it's gotta count for some kind of penance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094593
Speak for yourself, I'm hung like a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094592
>phonefag
It's always them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094562
>>17094585
EMGfags really are insufferable cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094589
Real as 3DPD? Sure.

Real as 2D or 2.5D? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094598
Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094592
Well it looks like you got some people to bite it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094584
Eh? How the fuck did you got that from reading my post? I was just stating why 3DPD are not likely to be faithful, they are have an instinct that pull then to unfaithfulness. Where the fuck did you got I thought this was acceptable? I was just describing a biological reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094599
>2.5D
How would a 2.5D girl work?

[Anonymous No.]

And this is why you must not mix the real world with 2D, as I've said many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094608
ya done broke physics, good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094608
She's half 3D and half 2D

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk, you guys can be fun but many of you are seriously some of the worst people on this entire site
Certainly outside of r9k

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect girl is not 3D nor 2D, she 4D and we can't see her because her perfection would blind us

[Anonymous No.]

The more insecure you are about it the more likely she'll leave you anon. Just show her a good time and be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094608
I'm referring to CGI and such, they can be as good as 2D if done correctly.

Like 2B.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder Khornettes are the only true Chaos Girl to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094619
You forgot the "be yourself" part.

6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094611
I just want a female to hold in my arms and do all sorts of spooning and cuddling with.

Granted, something about being touched makes me flinch, but still..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094625
>Being a fucking heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094608
Go watch a MMD and you will see

[Anonymous No.]

Describe what a night in on a rainy day would be with your monster gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094612
fuck how do I fix it

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the same scum defending 3dpd, posting EMG shit and going on about r9k are the same faggots who get butthurt about harems and are calling everyone hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094619
Sounds like something a White Knight would say. You are partly correct though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092187
I wonder what'd happen if a Doppelganger tried to become a dreamgirl for a guy who doesn't exactly have a defined kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094625
Would rather an eldar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094607
Because it's a biological reality that men are hypergamic, too. Men look for young, attractive women out of an instinctual need to bear healthy children, women seek out successful men for an instinctual desire for safety and to be provided for. By your own admission, women tend to be unfaithful because of this, so you reject them. Since mend also tend towards hypergamy, the opposite scenario (a woman rejecting you on site because she thinks you will probably cheat on her) must therefore also be true & acceptable. And if you honestly believe that most women will cheat on you because of this, you either have a horrible judge of women and now paint them all with the same brush, or your just a generally unpleasant person with a pathetic opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094625
There's nothing wrong with smart birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094627
Noice catch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094619
>implying she was with me in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094634
*. Not a ?, sorry.

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>>17094636
I don't like harems and I've been talking against these people the whole thread.

You're mixing unrelated stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094634
she hunts me through the streets of yharnam

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>>17094494
Forget Devil bugs, you would have a Beelzebub infestation if you mimed Fridgebro's lifestyle. They would be constantly gushing from their boxes, getting off on the whole aspect of a prime husband who can proliferate her own line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094642
Please.
Those birds just do elaborate plots to get you to go out on a date with them simply because they're too proud to just ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094634
>your monster gf?
I'm a newfag I don't have one yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094644
Nigga it's your fantasy make it what you want.
Unless you want to be cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094634
I'd be extra lazy and cuddly. Maybe we could play some traditional games before going to bed and getting lost in each other's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094628
Sounds like you're either autistic or you were beaten as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094649
>I don't like harems
why

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>>17094641
No men are not hypergamic. They are Koreogamic, which is a different instinct. It does lead to cheating though, but not on the same degree as hypergamy does.

You see, Koreogamy makes you actually love the woman as such. While hypergamy is tied not with the man as such, but what he can do and offer to the woman.

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>>17094634
Doing drugs and traversing through non-euclidean time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094279

Bold move Cotton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092766
So basically The Lady of Pain seeking a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094681
Likely an atheist who hates worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094441
>/a/ banned MonMusu generals they are on /c/ now
So that's why they are so many of EMGshit
Fuck off to /c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093783
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LILIM ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094687
There's actually a reason why she refuses to be worshiped. But good luck getting her to tell you since she'll either maze you or banish you to the nether

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094641
>going full tumblr
You deserved to get banned from /a/, and we don't want you either. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094689
I'm okay with people posting big brown ogre tits. I'm not with people trying to convince me that we should accept girls that behave like real ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094660
Maybe he prefers monogamy and the intimacy that entails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094690
https://youtu.be/wivdKoXBoKw

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>>17094693
>banish you to the nether
Then I'll tell her that's not the only nether region I'm gonna be paying a visit to

[Anonymous No.]

>Biology and realism in a thread about 2D monstruous women
Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094681
Isn't she just several Ratatoskrs in a tall jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094703
Anon that's how you get flayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094704
Mods pls just purge this mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094704
EMGfags being tumblr manginas, what else do you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094634
>Shades are shut, trapping the home in perpetual darkness
>the occasional flash of light illuminates for only a brief moment
>a black mass moves past a window during this brief moment, accompanied by a faint, sinister laugh
>I turn to look, but dark obscures my vision
>Another flash, another shadow moves from a different spot
>the laugh grows louder, but still subtle
>I run
>another flash, this time showing a black mass moving in front of a window
>definitely being chased
>the laugh grows louder, accompanied by some sort of slushing sound
>the pursuer is getting closer and closer
>suddenly something latches on to my ankles, sending me falling to the floor
>my body rolls onto my back
>one last flash of lightning reveals a dark ooze engulfing my body up to my chest
>the mass is taking some sort of form
>The lightning fades into dark
>A pair of black sclera (sp?) eyes pierce the dark, gazing into mine as the laugh melts into a content sigh
>"No escaping me..."
>My mouth twitches from the sensation of a pair of moist lips pressing, almost sticking to mine, as the Shogg rests happily against my chest
>She has the weirdest taste in rain games, but I wouldn't trade her for the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094707
No pain no gain

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>>17094706
>several Ratatoskrs in a tall jacket?
That sounds like it would be an absolutely adorable thing to see.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get along.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get wrapped up like this by a lamia. I wouldn't be able to stop her from caressing my cheeks, stroking my hair, and peppering my face with kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094706
>>17094719
How would they hide that mass of tails though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094719
why not one huge one in a jacket? Imagine the tail on a roughly 8 footer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094725
Carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094722
That's sounds so comfy, I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094722
i need this, but a boa lamia who is no less than twice as long and twice as THICC as a normal lamia

[Anonymous No.]

Where do abused husbandos go in mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

Has mofu science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094727
>her tail is actually diminutive given her size
So THAT'S why she's so secretive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094719
>Anon getting cornered by Our Lady of Pain
>Her face a mask of serene indifference surrounded by a ring of blades
>Somehow just floating there, until he notices a little bit of brown beneath her robe
>Several citizens of Sigil gasping as he throws open the robe, revealing a quartet of Ratatoskrs posing as the Lady of Pain
>TFW he starts laughing so long and loud that he doesn't notice the real thing floating up behind him only to wake up in her endless mazes, hunted by a Minotaur who's had a dozen raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094698
>I'm okay with people posting big brown ogre tits.
No, that is shit as well.
EMG has 1k more pics than MGE in gelbooru alone. They could at new pics with every post, but hell no. They need to post the same cowshit again and again. Especially that NTR cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094737
Back in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094742

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094722
>You'll never get a personal belly dance before full body cuddling
>Not just wrapped around her tail, but you and her wrapped together as if it were a tight blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094737
To a Fallen God church to escape their horrible human "wife" who they were forced to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094737
Husbands can't be abused. Haven't you seen the past few hours? Realism doesn't exist in this world and every relationship is perfectly happy and healthy, not like those horrible 3D girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094721
The amount of love and care one would have to give in order for their alraune wife to look like that must be a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094742
You're policing way too hard there. If people want to post monstergirl related images that's entirely their right. I'm not a fan of discussion of the EMG setting but you're just being salty for no reason saying you can't even post images of monstergirls in the monstergirl thread. Chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094740
i was thinking the opposite, a tail so large you get lost in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094741
Minotaurs are dumb, all he'd have to do is get her to knock herself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094737
They get rescued by the Amazon special police then sent to the Mindflayer centre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094742
You're three times more annoying than they are and even more disruptive. Just hide the posts if it triggers you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094742
>Don't repost the same images, new ones allowed only!
What fucking threads have you been in for the past several years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094742
>deleted
Well that settles that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>People talking about MGE Cosplay
>No one posting THAT
>Or THAT
>Or worse yet /THAT/

Good. Better that they be forgotten by the sands of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094745
Thats like four different swimsuits in one
Imagine the rear view

[Anonymous No.]

I've found another benefit to becoming an incubus.
No more getting sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094780
But if you never get sick you'll never get nursed to health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094738
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094780
You can still catch MG "sicknesses."
Like Demon Realm Fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094786
Who cares? Being sick fucking sucks! Especially getting sick from seasonal change. Summer is hell on my sinuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094791
But the only thing that does is make you fuck a lot. That's not a bad thing. If it mean no more runny noses, no more hacking coughs and no more goddamn mango allergy then I'm on board with becoming an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094791
Knowing this setting, all that likely does is make you hornier or some other sexual benefit that exists in every single MGE thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094780
And in other news, water is wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094786
I definitely HOPE I contract some of those lewd, monster diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094780
You could always roleplay with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094806
>Disease that makes you constantly leaking excessive cum
>Disease that increases girth by 30%
>Disease that makes your scent addictive
>Disease that make you voraciously hungry for breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else even remember these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094799
>>17094800
In a nutshell, demon realm fever makes the afflicted uncontrollably release their DE, which leads to them having a loss of strength for a time. Meanwhile their partner gets inundated with all that freed DE, so they get extremely horny and fuck their unresisting partner relentlessly.
So yeah, MG diseases are a whole lot less sucky, but you still may have to take a week off from any obligations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094750
>paladins abusing their husbandos.
>he dresses like a slut
>men are supposed to talk only when spoken to.
>he burnt dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094829
Do boys in the Sand Kingdom have to wear special full body robes to protect them from the lustful eyes of women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094829
>>paladins abusing their husbandos
This is blatant monster propaganda! Paladins are pure, they wouldn't hurt a fly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094834
Yes, god help them if they don't want to wear one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094834
Only in order controlled territory. Why would a monster kingdom, even one ruled by a Pharaoh, want to cover up a man's form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094731
They go to Hellhound Protective Custody, safe from the human women who did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094848
I'm just imagining a bruised human stumbling in and falling into the arms of one of the Hellhound nurses begging for her to hide him because he snapped and threw a pot of scalding water at his shrew of a paladin wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094834
Shariah law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094750
So a purely sinful and devoutly slutty Dark Priest would take me in as her husband if I ran away from the Order from a life of abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094839
It's true. They're wicked, controlling, and have a strong backhand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094864
Just ask for sanctuary and they'll find you a nice room in pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

Tzeentch-chan helps all the good little NEETs get husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still disturbed by the use of the term paladin in an evil sense, i'm used to them being good guys, and things like the order being zealots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094864
She'd listen to you get the pain you've been hiding off your shoulders while scrubbing you clean and tending to your injuries.
She'd heal your heart and help you sign your divorce papers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094875
>he thinks paladins are good
Yes, paladins are all good. Monsters are all evil. Deus Vult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094875
Order Paladins are zealous asshats. There are good paladins, but there of other gods.
An Eros Paladin, or if you're willing to accept thread creations a Hathor Paladin would be more heroic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094876
>Divorce papers
So leaving a monster is out of the question, but you're allowed to leave a human girl if you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094877
DINDU NUFFIN
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[Anonymous No.]

>>17094880
What would a Hathor paladin even do? Bonk the sabbath with his titty sword and be corrupted into a lolicon after he fails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094866
But I like it when she bitchslaps me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094494
>>17094651
Too hard for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094886
That just sounds like a horribly petty game, with the paladin being tossed around between both parties as he rises(?) and falls(?).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094859
Hellhounds are bodyguards, not nurses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094806
There's that Alraune pollen allergy. It makes haughty girls like the vampire to ignore her pride and rape her human bloodbag.

I think this is how Dhampirs are born.

[Anonymous No.]

Ammy > Hathor

Holy war now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094886
They'd probably more of priests/magicians than paladins. Non-combative, at the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094896
Hathor is the superior Godess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094887
Of course you do. You're just another slut who needs his wife to control him so he can serve a purpose in life

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't let your dire drunk waifu hit you right anon? Stand up to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094880
>Order Paladins are zealous asshats.
More like misled for most of them. They honestly believe that the current Chief God is the one and only, and that monsters are whatever they're told they are. It doesn't help that the current situation can easily be adapted from pre-DL ideas of succubi and how they can charm people and deceive them, with how the current DL is a succubus. There's basically no contradiction in the paladins believing that all monsters gained succubi traits like beautiful appearance and general lust, since that's pretty much what happened in principle.

From there you have paladins that are real asshats, just like the extremist faction for the DL can be considered asshats (obviously on different levels entirely, but still seen as asshats relative to the norm, with the obvious fact that they won't appear as asshats to those who share views with them), paladins that realize what's going on and either defect or attempt to change things in their local region (knowing MGE, they'll most likely just end up monsterized/incubized and not count anymore as paladins), or paladins like those in Losenis' story that keep doing paladin stuff believing their hands are tied.

tl;dr #NotAllPaladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094829
Would Paladins really marry weaker men? It is to my understanding MGE human women are the same as 3DPDs, unlike monsters who find weaker men endearing, so Paladins likely only date other warrior alpha men and reject weak anons who will be claimed by a warrior MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094901
I like all three, though. Each sun goddess has their own perks. Hathor is thicc, motherly, and likes to dance for you; Ammy is the tease and has a tight, perky body; Ra is calm, collected, and intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094911
There's a man shortage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094911
I mean when you're being outbred you take what you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094903
Paladins have foumd husbands prepare tastier food and fuck harder after a good slap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094911
It can always be a forced and unloving political marriage. Those are always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094915
They would become lesbians then, only to marry someone stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094904
This is what you'd get for hitting an Ogre. She would teasingly hit you back and pic related happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094918
Why would a political marriage result in a weak man marrying a Paladin? Men of lower status would be out of the question for such a marriage, only warrior men would be realistically married to female warriors. The only weak men that could have such marriages, are of higher status: wealthy and nobles. And they likely marry other wealthy and noble women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094884
If you were forced into an abusive marriage because "We need to preserve our racial purity!" then yes.

>>17094886
Provide healing, help people who need it, and cuddle his cute busty cow wife.

>>17094893
Are you implying that the warm soft embrace of a Hellhound in a nurse outfit wouldn't make you feel more at ease?

>>17094906
How cute a story would it be to see a monstergirl who heals a Paladin who found out that he's been mislead all his life and that monsters aren't evil?

>>17094913
Would you fuck all three of them?
Would you be the holy solar consort?
Would you want to see Ammy's lewd smirk as she bounces up and down on your cock?
Would you want to hold Hathor's horns as you fuck her doggystyle and she begs you to thrust harder?
Would you want to fuck Ra in the missionary position and hear her desperately try to hold back her cute moans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094156
there are many types of normal human penises anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094933
All those men are further away from order territory and are getting snapped up by monsters. Weak men are given to paladin girls to ensure they don't try and run and to make sure the Paladin can force him to give her many, many sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094880
>tfw i will never get to be Hathors chosen champion and apostle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094934
>spoiler
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, and yes! I want to praise all the suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094941
>Be Hathor's champion, resplendent in golden armor and carrying a spear that glows with the light of the sun.
>As her champion you're granted a mere fraction of her godly power, making you stronger than most men.
>And as a bonus, you have the right to marry her high priestess, a Holstaur renowned for her beauty and bountiful chest.
>She's adorably nervous during your first time, but a beast in the sack every time after.

>>17094943
You'd better be prepared to wake up with at last one of them molesting your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094955
I shall be the herald of all Cowdom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094955
>You will never walk a nervous priestess of Holstaur through her first time giving paizuri with her obscenely large tits as she shyly asks again and again if she's doing it right

[Anonymous No.]

It would be fantastic to be an adventurer in MGE.

I can only imagine the high level girls who would hit on you after you do a quest for them.

>>17094959
>Biggest bust in the kingdom
>Doesn't know how to use it

So cute that I'd chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094939
What do Paladins do when they find their weak husband trying to run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094941
>Will never be a paladin of Hathor
>Will never spread the teachings of the fair cow to those in need with your tanned Holst waifu
>Will never team up with an Eros Paladin and his waifu for jolly co-op against Order Paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094964
Usually they try to catch him. If they do, they beat him until he can't even think of running. Sometimes other Paladins have an attack of conscience and help the abused husband escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094964
Chase, and beat him so he "mans up".
>this ends up making him more dependant on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094962
>She grabs them and moves them around in a funny looking way when you're just sitting in bed looking at her
>"A-ah, yeah! You like when I do this, dear- ah, b-baby?"
>She's pulling one up while pushing the other down and alternating
>Can't hold back a laugh
>Before she feels dejected pull her into bed and start sucking on her bazoongas to calm her down
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094971
Will she feel guilty latter when she sees her husband is bruised and sobbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094968
thats the stuff Hathor all the way. But what do Amy and Ras paladins get? And do they all cooperate to stop the vile Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094974
Reminds me of the one story of a guy and his paladin waifu who beats him because she views him as weak and to put him in his place, but he eventually goes full on Gabranth from FFD12 in EX-mode on her in retaliation after having enough of her treatment when he wants to have an equal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094971
>"I think that was hot, can you slap my cheeks around some more, please?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094976
Exactly.
I may even turn the tables and milk her and make her feel good with her own chest.

I want her to be pouting afterwards because I turned the tables.

Also, I can only imagine that one of Hathor's blessings is that her worshiper's breasts feel as light as air to prevent back pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094977
If she's the type who'd beat him that bad? No.
She'd probably chain him to her bed so he couldn't do anything but "fulfill his purpose".
If she isn't the type? She'd eventually snap and run away with him on a night where her family's at some big function. He'd know she's not lying because he'd always see how her eyes wobbled when she beat him and knew she was just as abused as him.
Then they'd flee into monster terrritory with a sum of stolen family money and start a new life together. The Paladin might even become a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094977
Not really they were made for pleasing paladins and making boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094939
Well, it is a good think then Im fugly as fuck. No Paladin will take me and thus Im free to get a MG waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094983
Ammy's paladins are basically a cross between Ronin and the Sunbros. Wandering warriors who aid those in need.
Ra's paladins are as stoic and noble as their goddess, and are often adored by Anubi for their professionalism.
And yes, they'd be anti-sabbath.
They're allies of Hathor after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095008
>Hathor paladin get tank support from minos in battle
>Amy's get werewolf hunter packs
>Ra get recon harpies who launch air dives on enemies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094983
Amaterasu's champion would probably have the Three Sacred Treasures (Kusanagi sword, Yatagarasu mirror, Yasakani jewel). Ra's would get shapeshifting, fire magic, curved swords, and an affinity with cats (it makes sense in mythology).

[Anonymous No.]

Buzz buzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094939
Imagine a Paladin's reaction when a weak guy give her a bouquet of flowers and go to her, on his own, without having to be assigned to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095023
Shimmering, holy, heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095008
But Hathor isn't against the sabbath, she understands that lolis can be thick and lactate while still being flat.

I mean, B-Cups have to be considered flat when the average size of a worshiper is almost the size of their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095023
She'd probably have a breakdown and start ranting at some point about how she doesn't deserve someone so wonderful when their marriage was only arranged to make sons for the Order to use to keep humanity pure.
Then they'd run away together and start somewhere new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095008
>cross between Ronin and the Sunbros. Wandering warriors who aid those in need
Oh boy that sounds like the life for-
>Spoiler
Ah, nevermind then. Prudish bitches get no faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095028
begone vile heretic, the three sun godess are absolutely against loli

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that thicc monster girls are gift from heaven and should be loved as such.
>Wanna take a quick nap? Lay your head down on her cushy thighs and slowly drift to sleep
>Come home from a particular exhausting day? She'll lay down and let you collapse on top of her, nestling your head between her massive mounds and wrapping your arms around her pudgy waist as she leg-locks you and strokes your head. The softness of it all will have you out like a light
>Feel like having some sexy time? Shouldn't be too hard getting in the mood with her. Just walking about the house is enough for her to turn you on. The way her tits bounce, her hips sway, and her ass jiggles gives you a hard-on strong enough to fuck diamonds
>She's built for some rough fucking, too. Plenty of cushion for the pushin', and enough flesh to grab hold of to make sure you're thrusting as deep as possible into your hole of choice. And just try to resist spanking that beautiful butt to watch it ripple and draw a cute yip out of her
>Don't hesitate to finish inside of her. Those childbearing hips are begging for it, and her breasts are ready to make more milk than your children could drink. She'll gain a bit more weight with the ensuing pregnancy, but it's just her transforming into the sex bomb that is a milf, a body type that says "I've had children before, and I don't plan on stopping~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095028
The Sabbath hate anyone with a chest in sizes bigger than "washboard".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095036
They're still mad they can't make an adult Holst completely flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
Sir

Thank you for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095034
>Implying Ra isn't a flat sun-harpy with golden feathers and brown skin.

>>17095036
B-cups will be fine, those are modest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095036
Rivalries can be one-sided. I find it hard to believe a god of midwifery can be against children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095021
that bee's got hips

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls wouldn't like apathetic men that act like bootleg version of anime delinquents, right? Surely they must have some standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095029
What about when during a heated argument she snaps and slaps him into the floor? Then a few seconds latter realize what she just did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095044
sabbath spy pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
Thick is best.
Thick Sturm is better.
Would not stop until she was the milkiest, the thickest, and the most pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095041
>They
>Not just one Bapho that was frustrated about a spell she may have worked hundreds if not thousands of years on not working on someone who, for all we know, wanted to be flat
Why do all you anti-Sabbath shitters always try to push something as horrifically inconclusive as this?
I can't wait for August to get here already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
True perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095053
That man would stand there and take it because he knows she can't go through with the slap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095052
Yes, be a male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
Mmmmm, yes. Gonna touch me a thick cow right now and not stop until we have a daughter or four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095064
Best thing about MammoBammo
Those girls will become as thick as I want before the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095065
Quite a misjudgment on his part. That's a human woman, not a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
>Just walking about the house is enough for her to turn you on. The way her tits bounce, her hips sway, and her ass jiggles gives you a hard-on strong enough to fuck diamonds
This part gets me the most. She'd pretend she didn't know what she's doing, but she'd know exactly what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out holstaur mercenaries, they're far more able then their large breasts and softer bodies would suggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095081
She won't be a human woman much longer.
She'll intentionally corrupt herself into a Dragon to fly away with her husband in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095083
Does she wear clothes that are a size or two too small to emphasize her curves even more and 'accidentally' end up in compromising positions with you all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think kikimoras work in a reversed gender roles world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095100
Slightly clumsy, thick girls in tight clothes would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what happens when a mini-chuff gets older? Does she stay mini?

[Anonymous No.]

Thicc is love, thicc is life. I wanna go out and get a harem of plump girls so I can bury myself in soft bodies. How I'd love to just take some time off and spend a few days just... breeding like crazy. Each girl would be worthy of the title "Broodmother" by the time we were done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095125
Just one would be perfect. Having that much thicc would mean you'd never escape the plush hell that is your tomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09FEJXihD9I
Ah fuck Ryoshima Coast began autoplaying.
Time to give it a replay yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095124
Nope.
Mini-chuffs grow up into muscle chuffs, becoming big, tall girl with thick muscles that they will train up into imposing physiques.

They still want you to make them feel like precious little girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095132
Would you want the monstergirl version of Ammy anon? Gluttony, mischief, Perverted behavior and all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095124
They grow big quickly.
They're still big babies on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095141
Absolutely yes. She's exactly the kind of pick-me-up I need.
And capricious as she may be, she's got nothing but love under it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095100
Tight sweaters, stretchy pants that almost don't stretch enough, little bootyshorts with 'love' printed in candy lettering on the back.
She'd constantly be bending over things, always wiggling her booty up and down left and right when she does so, and she'd skip over to me whenever she's joining me for movie night so that her prodigious breasts would bound and shake and wouldn't calm down for minutes.
No bras. Always easy access. It would be stranger if there WASN'T a moment of me reaching under her sweater and just casually feeling, squeezing, and groping her tits. Likewise for her on my manhood. Just casual constant groping my junk and nonchalant handjobs as we snuggle against each other watching movies and eating popcorn and candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095149
She'd probably swirl her tail around your dick, getting it all slathered up with celestial ink to to douse it in rejuvenation and keep you going all night long.
After using power slash to cut your clothes off.
And afterwards she'd draw her symbols on you to mark you as her divine boy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095156
>Ammy runs anon ragged.
>As he's laying there, asleep, she notes his bare back.
>Quietly and quickly, her tail flashes and leaves a few simple words there before she joins him in slumber.
>It simply reads "I love you." with a little heart below it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095156
Man, with rejuvenation there'd be no stopping until she gets her fill of "praise."
Also she gets Raiju shocks.
And time slowing.

[Anonymous No.]

Pizzabus is ripe for proneboning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095164
>Every single time anon cums, Ammy slows down time so he experiences those blissful seconds for ten whole minutes.
>By the end of the night he's experienced four whole days worth of pleasure.
It'd be the best 9.6 hours of your life anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095166
That cat looks unusual happy about getting his butt fondled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095175
It's a cat.

They love getting their butt fondled regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095135
>>17095143
What if I feed her lolification cookies every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095169
One could expect no less from a goddess, really. Talk about heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095166
latenight has a lot of girl-next-door kinda vibes in his art and i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095187
Every day is way too much anon, unless you're a toddlercon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095192
You'd even wake up to find her sucking sloppily on your dick, your cum leaking from her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095202
What about once a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095216
Once a week and you get this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095235
That's the perfect stance for dick sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095235
gao!

[Anonymous No.]

It's summer and time for pool parties!
What species of monster girl would be the best to hang out with at a pool/beach party?
>Sea Bishop lifeguard
>Onis hanging out by the tiki bar
>Sea Slime getting caught in the filter
>Gremlin testing their new fuck-powered jet ski

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095235
What is this stance supposed to portray?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095257
More importantly, do the girls there know about shrinkage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095259
How she'll look riding you tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095257
>fuck-powered jet ski
Do I fuck the jet-ski or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095279
Yes. It's actually just an Automaton that swims really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095235
nobody beats jaguar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095279
>Do I fuck the jet-ski or what?
Do you WANT to rile up Automatonfag again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095292
If she doesnt have abs, she is automatically inferior to Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a cute kitty cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095299
Cat abs are made for dry humping and finishing in her navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095292
She looks good in a wet shirt.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=61929748&page=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095257
>Sea Bishop too timid to stop the Mershark from kabedonning an Anon underwater
>Helpless as a Kraken literally carries a shota home
Someone needs to teach her to be assertive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095311
These are the same mersharks that when you scrape your knee, you're immediately surrounded by at least 3 of them them fussing over you and trying to bandage you with the first aid kit they carry around. It's hard to be intimidated by the sweethearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094749
did you not notice cia in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095334
>it's a "Phoneposter doesn't notice the filename" episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095304
>Private rooms for one-on-one conversations
>No cameras
>No windows
>Completely soundproof
>'But no having sex, okay?'
It's like they're asking people to violate the program rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095304
>The private rooms are soundproofed.
>You could get an illegal catgirl blowjob and no one would be able to prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095343
I think, given the experimental marriage law, that they were counting on a lot of extraspecies sex that night.
>You'll never be that lucky bastard who had two big girls arguing over who gets to ride his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095357
>implying trying out both wouldn't be part of the evaluation process

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093320
do it anyway, i won't judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095366
Well then, the only real answer is to take in every girl who wants you and make them honest women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095391
>people will read this and still object to polygamy
There are some heartless people out there, Anon, but you aren't one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to punish a mosquito who bit you without your consent is to impregnate her with octuplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092783
>knows all my secrets
Oh no, that's a "there be dragon abandon all hope ye who enter here" shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095404
But Anon, Mosquitoes only need blood when they've already BEEN impregnated. Sorry man, you got cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095404
>All those daughterus biting you at the same time
At that point you're an incubus already so I think you can take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093244
I need someone to help with my millions of mental defects so I can do things like hold a full time job and live in my own home without needing to rely on other people to keep the lights on. And I'm not some hypocritical prick who thinks that he can get away with anything because his circumstances are so special. But mainly just for someone I can casually and comfortably talk to without worry of her turning into everything that drives me up the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093284
>when you want to act snooty about titty amor but remember that heels actually served a purpose in horseriding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17093596
I like it, I find it admirable in how people put themselves put there and put effort and creativity in the cosplay. But frankly it wouldn't be well received in this thread cause
>drawn monsta tiddies or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095395
The final punchline of Monster Musume will be Smith going "Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, you can marry them all. I don't give a fuck."

Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094030
>mfw finally learned to dance
>mfw just learned this
Goddammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17094494
>urge to purge the filthy nurgle heretic with the holy fires from the hearth of homely heroines rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095461
Well, seeing as how real monsta tiddies don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095479
Ha ha ha, thanks for reminding me that our sexual and romantic fantasy is just that, a fantasy and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095414
But fellow anonymous person on the internet I can't help but give people the (you)'s

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095196
I wanna see Hellhound next door

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095494
Would you want to meet a hellhound pup as a young boy after your family moves in and then become her childhood friend?
Imagine the cuddles and the tender 16th birthday sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure your waifu watches her weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095496
I would like to have a childhood friend. I never had anything like that so it would be nice to know something like that on a personal level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095501
Just imagine you and that hellpup running around in your backyard, laughing and playing chase until the two of you get tuckered out and hobble indoors to collapse on the couch.
When her parents come to pick her up they can't bear to because of the adorable sight of the two of you cuddling in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095500
Considering her curves and extra appendages, 98kg isn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095500
Would an Oni beat the crap out of you if you mention her weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095522
Probably. But then she'd get back to training twice as hard to make up for her sake-belly.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich Apophis?
Or Anubis Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095548
Both.

And then Anubis Apophis too for good measure.

I think we already have Lich Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095548
>Anubis Wight
I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095496
I want a tomboyish childhood friend hotdog who constantly fights the urge to make love to me because she doesn't want to ruin the lifelong friendship, but one day pours her heart out telling me how much she loves me, and then destroying my pelvis after I confess that I love her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095565
>She uses her claws in addition to the mummy's curse in order to punish you for waking up late
I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl-f
>no tail pussy

really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095570
How would you feel staining her fat warm breasts with your semen knowing that that's the same girl you snuggled with after playing outdoors in your youthful summers?
How would you feel spurting into her hungry pussy as she begs you to impregnate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095052
>Mg
>Having standards
You don't even need a functioning cock, It'll regrow in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095581
>ctrl-f
>tail pussy
>now there's 1 result
We had a good thing until you ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do these actually work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095583
Pretty good. And then we would raise a litter of happy little tomboy hellpups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095508
That sounds so sweet and silly, I hope plenty of people had something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095627
Are you actually ever getting to try them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095627
Why would you want to keep qt demon girls out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095627
Of course they work! Those windows are 210% functional. Of course there's nothing stopping any given Succubus from simply phasing through the wall to any given side of said window.
What, you thought you could get away with just Succubus-Proof Windows, but not Succubus-Proof Insulation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095657
Come to think of it, Succubi can literally invade my dreams too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095699
This is what the Succubus-proof tin-hats are for.

[Anonymous No.]

Frecklepire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095781
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>Momticore injects you with tiny amounts of her venom while you sleep over the years in order for you to build up a tolerance, slowly increasing the dosage
>By the time you head off to college, she's completely unable to induce any sort of reaction in you
>Other Manticores can smell the lingering venom resting in your veins unbeknownst to you, and it makes you a target for them
>Most of them give up after realizing that nothing they can do will affect you
>Then you met her
>Oriana
>One little jab is all it took to make you lose control, and neither of you were ready for it
>She tried to limit you to her tail, but you overpowered her and slammed your cock balls deep into her pussy
>Come morning, the two of you were unconscious on the floor, still tangled together
>The two of you ended up an item after that, and your mother laughed for nearly an hour when you brought your girlfriend home to meet her
>She finally explained what she had done to you, and said that it was to ensure that only the most potent would stand any chance of bedding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095860
I feel like this is something manticores would do.

Only the strongest tail pussy for their sons! And it means over generations even fiercer rapists will exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095627
This gets posted every thread, waht the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095891
It's called advertisement, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095902
epic xxDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095860
Lovely, momsters going to lengths like that is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095827
Frecklepire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095860
>the most potent would stand any chance of bedding you

Damnit! And I thought it was love at first sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095990
Lets see mommycore talk her way out of this little predicament.

[Anonymous No.]

100 daughterus with different women or 100 daughterus with the same woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096134
So it's either, impregnate the whole bee hive, or IMPREGNATE the bee queen?

[Anonymous No.]

Water powers would be cool
I would travel around on small waves like rollerskates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096254
She's got small tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

We need more salamander chefs
Meat curry sounds tasty right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096134
>not 100 daughterus with your daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096264
What do you do when you come down stairs one day and see this girl cooking you up a healthy protein rich meal for the training she's going to put you through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096271
But I'm already on the bottom floor at all times anon. Did I find a portal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096291
It's her house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096264
Fire monsters cooking is way too good. Would eat everything my waifu cooks regardless of how good it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096298
When did I get to her house? This whole situation is rather confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096304
When she beat the life out of you! Silly anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096316
So, I'm undead now? That's not fair, I don't like being cold. She's going to have to warm me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095548
>Anubis Wight
Best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/wasabi5406/status/868857895399546880
So much for mere lizard, poor guy didn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096301
I want to have a barbecue with Hellhounds and salamanders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096369
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096373
I'd be stuck with an eternal boner and hunger as long as I'd be there. Everything would be just too good maybe besides the heat, but that can be solved with a pool and you get bonus swimsuit monsters.

My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I could use an Ice Queen now. It's getting so hot to the point where I shower only to cool myself.

Summer is really a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096388
Good thing it's Autumn then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096373
Never been much of a cook but I'd learn how to just so I could wear a "kiss the cook" apron with Sallies around.
>>17096388
When it's hot outside, you sunbathe. Learn from our scaly friends. And from kitties. And otters. And other smart creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096388
but what if you are so hot that you literally melt here,
then in an attempt to revive her you collected her liquid and put them in ice trays and put them in the freezer, but then later on you open the freezer only to find 100 tiny ice queens formed instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096388
True anon is very hot at the moment.

>>17096409
But I can't sunbathe because I can't function in the heat! Ironic since I want to live in a hot area with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096388
I would love an ice queen at any time of the year, I could die happy if knew I could make a cold girl like that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096410
>Those 100 mini ice queens eventually grow into 100 full sized ones
>Ice palaces form all over the world, causing a new ice age

I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

would you love a half breed monster? like a dhampir but for other species

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096433
Do you mean half-human like the Dhampir or a hybrid between 2 monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096369
But I thought dragons only go after alphas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096433
like a catdog girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096438
Half human half monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
I desire all of this with a magically/naturally thicc Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096448
I think if you really really love Dragons, your SE will smell and taste better for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Dargon snunsu.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7NO5AUQAANkHI.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095035
Anom please, I like muscles but I want this too! It's not fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096479
Do you think he's hurt by that mountain crushing pelvis slamming down onto him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096448
Remember, any monster, including Lilims will accept any guy who asks in the right way.
The preferences stated in the profile are just the type they actively seek out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096479
Her back is not going to be thanking her in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096488
Monster mojo will ensure that both parties remain comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096492
Ah, right. That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096487
So let's say there's a Lilim looking for a big strong hero, but instead a lazy weak NEET came before her and confessed his love to her, they'd marry? I know it's pretty much universally known at this point, but I just think it's still really cute.

That or, she sees the weak lazy NEET as a strong hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096500
As long as she's certain his love is genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096500
or what about a guy that keeps being mistaken for being a hero through circumstances and coincidences, like being in the wrong place at the right time even though he's a coward and any real feats on his end is simply him being a cornered rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096505
How can she check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096515
get one of her friends to play a mustache twirling villain that ties her to a train track and see if he comes to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096500
>NEET who knows highlevel magic and is actually a competent combatant.
>He's just a NEET because he likes to be alone.
>Saves the Lilim despite looking like a hobo.

Would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096523
Is the best

[Anonymous No.]

Demons with extra meat on their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096523
Mmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096530
The best.
I would love a gluttony demon that I can be the fit husband of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096523
>Cuddling with my dragon
>She uses her wings to cover me like a blanket
It would probably be a natural way to show affection and protection for her, but I would probably get a heart attack and hug her extra hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096530
Demons are for suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096561
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096448
Let patheticfags have their wet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096586
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096539
With what kind of food would you feed a demon?

sweets? healthy food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096619
t. maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096627
Your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you give this donkey the D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096627
Sweets.
Pizzas.
Burgers.
Occassional Ceaser Salad with Salmon

And whatever else she generally wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096640
>Fucking cosplay tier REEEEE
But seriously, I would have sex with her unless she was a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096586
Sources tells me it's Helck. Chapter 95.2 page 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096619
Men want to obtain their dragon wife through years of training and an epic battles
Boys want to obtain their dragon wife by jerking off to her for years and then beg her to marry them
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096668
Nor am I ashamed to admit that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096668
I never thought of myself as a man anyway.
I wouldn't mind obtaining my Dragon wife through other feats than strength and battles though. Like lying, cheating and stealing a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096668
Not giving a dragon my best just feels wrong. I consider myself just a dude but damn i would train to explode a mountain if that means I could have a chance with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that beta orbiters get nothing but NTR from dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096691
thats why i prefer vampires,you just need to be their source of food and warmt

dragons got too many fantasies of a big strong knight taming them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096668
At least Dragons seem to really like boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096696
>I will never have YUGE sisterly Dragon
Also, fucking NTRfags and internet tough guys coming out of the woodwork trying to shit up Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096696
>ywn do this with your waifu

How does this make you feel anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096650
She's actually tsundere to a fucking T.

This is her reaction to explaining to her donkey classmates the reason why Zebra have white-and-black stripes isn't cool shit but to ward off flies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096702
Yall complain about NTR now. But fucking your dragon right next to the dragon cultist's house was perfectly fine?

You guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096708
>that belly
>those shorts
Hot damn I must've missed this chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096705
apathy, strangly enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096691
>>17096694
Aftyn please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096712
The dragon cultist shit hasn't popped in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096712
Poor Dragon cultist got straight out ntrd too because he didn't want to fuck his wock sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096500
>That or, she sees the lazy NEET as a strong hero.

>"Guards! Come here now!" The enraged Lilim shouts.
>Two muscled and scarred demons run into the throne room and stand at attention.
>"Who is this man who is walking through my castle as we speak?!?!"
>"Ma'am, he's just a kid, he asked us if he could use the bathroom."
>"So he just saunters up to MY CASTLE, and acts like he runs the place?!?!"
>the demon guards look terrified but before they can give their Lilim boss an answer she sits back on her throne with a dazed look on her face with a bit of drool coming out of her mouth saying to herself "What a man~!"

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>>17096728
That was some cringey RPer shitposting though. I even recall seeing the faggots posts get napalmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096731
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Every season is Elf mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096712
Ouch. Just as I blissfully forgot the sad story of the Dragon cultist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096755
He went down with a blaze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096736
Still, no one deserved that even though the dragonfag was also rping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096751
I need a muscled vanilla elf and a pudgy dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17095372
I'd rather not given all the shit that could be held against it due to my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096751
>your favorite character is now so bad nobody plays her

this is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096784
I play with my dick thinking about her. It's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096721
If you really want Aftyn to leave just bring up his autistic rage at Pokégirl MGs

[Anonymous No.]

Ok hear me out here.

Fluffy, floppy kobold ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096781
But pokemon make fantastic monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096696
Dragons have a thing for cute boy in princess dresses the same way they have a thing for knights.

Dragons are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096870
I prefer erect ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096879
Quoted the wrong post somehow >>17096840

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096885
I want to be a dragon's cute boy in a princess dress! I want her to protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096888
You prefer erect things? What are you an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096885
Isn't it great? They just need to make sure their daughter and friends don't find out their secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096885
>>17096894
Not even monstergirls like fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Desert variant Dark Mages never

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096899
Eternal bullying if they find out?

>Mommy why does daddy wear a dress in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096894
I'd be more of a knight, but maybe if she asks really hard i'll wear a dress, something like >>17096899 but I'd make sure to have her do some embarrassing stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096897
Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096910
Top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096910
The Three Magi and the shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096885
>fucks the knight
>keeps the fag as entertainment
Yeah sounds right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096916
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096910
I WILL roll her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096885
The whole crossdressing faggot shit you push needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096897
>not liking erect, suckable nipples
You're the alp here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096956
>crossdressing faggot
But the Dragon is a girl. Faggots don't like girls. Please come out of the closet, that's where Skeleton-chan lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096974
>Shota crying for his mom because there's a skeleton in the closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096977
>No, shotanon. The skeleton is inside of you!

[Anonymous No.]

dumb busty elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096980
But that's gay, anon. Although
Your marrow is inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096985
Can't skellies actually come out of males when they die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
Yes, it says in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
>somebody will fuck your skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
Dass alp dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
Works that way for a lot of undead
It stands to reason a great deal of Ochimusha were once male SUMRAI WORRIORS
I personally think its cool and adds an interesting layer to the nature of monsters and would be a fascinating talking point with undead girls but a lot of people think its gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096984
I want a dumb, busty, tubby elf and a muscled, intelligent, bottom heavy one as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
Skeletons are usually comprised of multiple skeleton pieces from multiple people.
Though one has to wonder if they can be made from the skeletons of long deceased monsters from before the current Demon Lord took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096910
Veils so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097014
So you actually have a harem when you marry a skeleton?

>>17097011
It's definitely a little odd and would take some time to get used to. But that wouldn't be a problem when she's hugging and fugging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097011
>>17097014
This is sp00ky nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096984
Busty airheads are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097021
Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097017
Bonus points for shark teeth hidden behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

requesting some extra rapey stories

[Anonymous No.]

>your eating lunch with your friends in your classroom, talking about your favorite zipangu cartoons
>a couple of gyarus sitting nearby hear you
>"Geez, I can practically smell their virginity from hear. I can't even imagine myself fucking one of them. What about you?"
>the dragon gyaru looks at you before saying "What, those nerds? No way."
>ignoring them, you show your friends a rare trading card you found of the show's protagonist
>as soon as you pull it out, you hear the screech of a chair and dragon gyaru bolts to your side in the blink of an eye. wait, did she always have those thick glasses?
>"Oh my god, is that a platinum rare Ano N. Ymous card from the Dark Star booster set? He's wielding the Gigatronic Phase Destroyer that he used in episode 135 to defeat an entire fleet of Malicians. I have a whole binder of cards at my house if you wanna come over to see them. I also have blurays of every season we can watch."
>everyone is looking at her, speechless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097014
>those wide hips
HIGH TEST

[Anonymous No.]

FLUFFY FOX BUTT
Discuss

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>>17097032
>Abomination with veil
This is so lewd. Veiled blowjobs are too lewd. Imagine watching an unknown horrorifice gently caressing you just barely out of sight, having to wonder what each alien sensation is caused by. Goddamn.

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>>17097011
>I personally think its cool and adds an interesting layer to the nature of monsters and would be a fascinating talking point with undead girls
Do I even need to say it: nigga you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097032
Mileena please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097049
I posted this same reply just the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097041
NEEEEERD
She's a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097047
Its weird but not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097041
I'd call her a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097041
Dragon Gyarus are for _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097038
Ask parents the story of your conception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097062
Extremelly lewd and rough sex that makes her ahegao and try to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097051
That's because it true.
Stupid sexy Tarkatan hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097064
>paladin mom raping and choking father
Yeah I don't think I wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097064
In a monstergirl context that's hot.
>Monster mother smiling gently as she reminises the time she cornered her terrified husband-to-be and violently fucked his brains out without mercy for an entire day, until he was a twitching convulsing mess
>Son just sits there quietly, regretting ever asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097073
>>paladin mom raping and choking father
Paladin-chan on incubus in extremely hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096916
>>17096899
>>17096885
I want to be a proud knight who gets defeated by a dragon and then gets forced into being her pretty princess! And then molested in on top of the castle in front of every one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096879
Yeah well, that's exactly what got him to quit doing the TFT updates because he's so into the whole "POSTING STANDARDS" schtick that he had an autistic fit over a Pokémon gag style story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097076
Monster girls probably go into serious detail when describing their first time with their husbando to their children

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097085
>posting standards
>wrote NTR

This is some serious autism. Anyway, glad that faggot is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

You're just minding your own business and checking tax records when this bitch walks into your command tent, slaps you on the ass and tells you you'll need more lebensraum for all the children you're going to have.
What do you conquer?

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>>17097092
Her feet.

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>>17097064
>Remember all those scars on his back?Remember how he said he got those in combat?
>Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097080
This is some crazy mere male human degradation right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097094
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097100
I'm going to forcibly fuck her feet, with boots on or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097080
>patheticfags are crossdressing faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097092
But I'm not a Nazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097114
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097108
It's okay if we still have our penises alright! Silly boy~ <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097092
Lady, I'm an accountant. What do you want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097121
I want to preserve my purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097124
To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097092
>That girl enters my house and slaps my ass
I wonder what my waifu would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097143
Your house is a command tent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097078
>tfw you end up being a rape baby from a paladin mom.
Fucking end my life fampai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097156
She's going to make sure you grow up to be a good boy, anon. She's got some young troopers who need a nice husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097108
>complains about cross dressing on a thread where people constantly talking how about they want to get raped and essentially become a sex slave to half monsters-half female rape machines.

ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097153
No, but she still slapped me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped and protected by a muscular Hellhound bouncer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097169
Oh she's gonna bounce on something all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097169
Like having your face held in her warm chest fluff with her big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097041
Would marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097169
What do you need protection from?

[Anonymous No.]

I just once want to fight some monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097091
>Expecting somebody who associates with Bob to understand irony or hypocrisy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097162
Not him but, uhh, yeah those aren't nearly the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097169
I just want a muscled hellhound to be my wife.
Wouldn't even need the protection aspect, I'm perfectly capable of that myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097183
Bullies of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097189
I want to fight in a arena!
Have the crowd cheer as I defeat a monster opponent and then take her away to fuck!
That would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097156
The only thing better than being a Paladin's rape baby is being her rape baby daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097189
You know how when you defeat a monster you usually get XP, some gold and occasionally loot?
When you defeat a monster girl you get XP, the right to rape her and occasionally a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097199
But she's going to be your new bully anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097080
>The brave Sir A. Non was expected to be one of the great knights
>His first few missions were spectacular successes, saving villages, solving riddles, and defeating bandits
>Many in the village looked up to him, all expected him to be a great knight for the kingdom, maybe even become a king by marrying a princess
>That was before his mission to slay the Dragon however
>The man in the village warned him that it'd be too high level of a mission for him to take now, but Sir A. Non thought he could accomplish it
>He was the brave knight after all
>And so Sir A. Non navigated through the Forest of Maze, crossed the River of Impasse, and found the Unsurpassed Tower
>It would be in there where Sir A. Non would climb the tower to the tallest room, and defeat the cruel Dragon overlord
>That was the plan, and it failed
>Horribly
>Sir A. Non was barely a match for the Dragon, she didn't even break a sweat
>As he laid on the floor, exhausted, items used, and no energy for an escape, he anticipated his last moments and for the darkness to embrace him
>But that didn't seem to happen, apparently Monsters didn't like killing people, and she had other plans for him
>That was three months ago
>Now, if he somehow managed to find his way to the village, none would recognize him
>The Dragon seemed to import some rare delicacies from Wonderland that have had odd effects on his body
>The muscles he had worked so hard to create the past 20 years seem to have melted away, and his once tall stature has shrunken a bit
>When he was once a man, now he was merely a boy who looked like he had officially reached adulthood, but not grown enough to be called a man
>His captor seemed to have unorthodox taste, and insisted on him wearing only wench's clothing, frilly dresses meant for high class ladies, not for him
>As humiliating as being forced into these dresses was, perhaps worse was what would happen after
>His captor sitting on the bed, pulling him to her lap, and lifting his dress to play with his member, she jerked it around in a rough yet pleasurable manner
>Whispering and licking his ear, molesting his body, making him a slave to the pleasure
>Anon hated how much he enjoyed the pleasure, the humiliation
>Claws feeling up his whole body, restraining his arms, legs wrapping themselves around him, every night she insisted on partaking in all the pleasure she could with him
>With a long kiss, her tongue probing his mouth, his body limp in her grasp, his penis her toy to play and milk, Anon realized that he could no longer fight his lust, or deny his pleasure
>He was a mere male human
>At least the dresses were comfortable to wear
Human boys are such perverted sluts, thank goodness they have strong Monster Girls to keep them in line. The dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097216
Good, I want her to bully her little sub husband!

[Anonymous No.]

If their are monster girls that like to hunt human boys, surely there are those that like to be hunted too, right?
Why is Zinogre best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

One greased up man, 10 sexually frustrated, hug-starved Yetis, and a giant complex with traps and hiding spots

Hug or No Hug, Saturdays at 8pm on MGCTV

[Anonymous No.]

Does Moth-chan poop silk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097213
I wonder if selene would actually humor me if I challenged her?
Or will she just make me fight a randy salamander or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097235
I'd tune into that with my daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097161
>your mom arranges marriages for you.
>too tall
>too short
>fat
>muscular
>no yans allowed
>no CCs
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097254
>>muscular
>>no yans allowed
>>no CCs
Anon, these are Paladin-chans that are going to retire. That's exactly what they'll be. Each and every one of them. 30+ virgin killing machines who won't take no for an answer after putting their life on the line for your purity for longer than you've been alive..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097248
She might. Do you plan on winning or losing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097238
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097274
Then does she think wearing silk is gross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097222
The life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097267
>marrying someone 10 years older than you.
Not sure about this does she have a fetish for younger partners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097279
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097269
Winning, going into battle planning to lose would piss any warrior off.
Why would you go into battle just to lose, Its's idiotic and you might as well not have started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097224
Do you want her to chase you around the house, cornering you into a closet so she can rape you in an enclosed environment, literally hotboxing you with the intense heat of her wan-fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097222
See, unless you want to become a princess and have a "bad end" make sure to grab those dragon slaying weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097290
But it comes out her bumhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097289
She has a fetish for you. She's been watching you grow up all these years. Now that Captain has promised you to her, she's going to enjoy you thoroughly. You just better hope you can live up to all the times she's masturbated to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097296
Of course I want this. Only an alp wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097297
I want the "bad end" though. I could even cook for her and help do inventory on her ever growing hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097222
This is like the kind of weird bad-end scenarios you'd find in hentais that Oomukades would draw and sell at Comiket
Well, bad-end for most but not for me

>>17097231
>surely there are those that like to be hunted too, right?
Deep down all of them enjoy being hunted and there is a small minority that actively wants to be hunted
Zinogres are the complete package. They're beautiful, high-energy, powerful and classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097304
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097319
That's gross, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get depressed because human woman rejected you
>Go to sleep in a forest, sobbing
>Wake up in the arms of a Dragon princess carrying you and smiling to cheer you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097312
I'd do all those things too, but definitely not wear the dress and be that sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097322
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097326
I wouldn't wear them all the time, Just occasionally to humor her. Then again, if she wants it, it's not like I can deny her. She'd forcibly strip me down anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097267
>Zipangu cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097333
I'm lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097309
>your own mom promising you to a CC crazy.
And where the fuck is dad in all this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097323
Based on that sentence structure the Dragon is the princess.
I hope her mother is not planning on building any alliances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097344
Let moth chan cheer you up with cuddles in her silk sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097339
>It's the culture in Zipangu for people to marry in their early 20s and even earlier
>Any human woman or monster girl above the age of 25 becomes desperate
We need to open the portal to help all those poor CCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097323
>Get depressed because human woman rejected you
>Go to sleep in a forest, sobbing
>die of hypothermia
>dragon finds your body in the morning
>lifts it in the air and throws many miles away because fuck having that on her turf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097347
Mindbroken enough that he thinks that's how it should go. It's better than being taken and incubized like he was, and then being sadistically purified and husbando'd by your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097323
Something about another person's garbage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097248
How is a randy salamander different from a regular one?
Is it a RPG re-skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097355
O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097323
>Get depressed because human woman rejected you
>Go to sleep in a forest, sobbing
>Return to civilization
>Monsters have arrived
>Human woman is monsterized
>She rejects you again
>She found a husband while you were gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097044
They're perfect for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097393
>Then a dragon descends from the skies and grabs anon in one fell swooce, taking him back to her tower
>That other woman may not have wanted him, but she definetely did
>Rapes him gently throughout the day, holding him when he cries
>It stops being rape halfway though, and he now has a happy and loving marriage with a nerdy green dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097412
INDEED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097267
YES. I would love nothing more than to be a husband to a cuddlebug Paladin-chan who wants nothing more than to sire the next great hero.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097447
continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097432
Would you worship and pamper her and thank her for her service with your dick every night?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly remonder to give your daughteru her cunny time when she asks for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097254
>Mother arranges marriage for you
>Tells you to head into the woods, since your soon-to-be-bride is afraid of being seen in the open
>That's when you hear the raspy whisper and flute-like voices speaking in melody
Never one, without the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097460
Friendly reminder to end yourself memetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, how 'bout that guy? He looks like a chump.
You're about to get taken advantage of, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097460
Stop forcing that shit faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096388
I just don't want to deal with 112 degree weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097478
I'll hug that Red Oni and ask her to protect me from that mean looking blue girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097475
>>17097482
>they're angry about a word again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097369
I don't think the chief god would approve. Fuck it might as well marry the CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097493
>they aren't accepting my forced meme!
Please do what the terrible person yeti guy did and admit you're just annoying everyone. The guy was a faggot but at least he stopped when people asked him to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097482
After you stop forcing crossdressing bullshit, worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097517
I'm not fag forcing that garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097521
not the*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097293
So your saying would take on a lilim expecting to win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097545
Row, row, row anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you force yourself to write for this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097493
>he unironically uses a word for literal retards and wonders why people rightfully tell him to fuck off
Or in the more likely scenario "he falseflags and tries to deflect people rightfully telling him to fuck off"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
I don't. Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097456
Of course. I'd give paladin-chan all the sons she's ever wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097545
We are talking about a lilim that gets off on fighting. What point is there for the fight if your not going to show your best?
I know the average monster is naturally stronger than the average human, but of we could not fight them and win then why the fuck would lizardmen and salamanders even be in the fucking encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
Good question. I keep planning on writing but never get on with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097590
>If
I need to take a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096731
This is cute. That Lilim's a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a herd of weresheep that are being bullied by werewolves and sell them highly concentrated minotaur milk.

Half price, super deals because I find them cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
I don't. I write for myself and post it here.
The moment you write for something other than yourself is when your creativity gets crippled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097609
You didn't send those wolves after the poor girls, did you Lawrence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
Maybe bumping your head against a wall until you get your IQ below average, but that seems to be a non-issue for you considering lines like
>force to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097609
I want a harem of weresheep that's lead by my Border Collie Kobold waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097615
Who is this Lawrence?
I am but a humble trader who is helping out some weresheep in need.

>>17097618
That sounds cute.

Fluffy kobolds are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
I tried to. I failed. Now I sit in the shame corner.
I swear I'm not [insert writefag you hate here].

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
I don't. Nor do I like to act as if it's a chore.

Because I enjoy writing for anons. It makes me happy and I like making them happy when they read my stuff. Sorry I know that may be a bit of a odd excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096264
I want to eat from a Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>Your uncle disappears and is declared dead after a time
>To your surprise he inherited something to you
>A notebook
>"Rape Note"

The Rules:
>The human whose name is written on this note will be raped
>To cast a rape, you must write the name of the person you wish to get raped while thinking of its face
>Within 60 seconds of writting the name, an average Succubus will appear, rape the human and take him to MGE world. Never to be seen again and effectively "eliminating" them.
>You have one minute to instead of a Succubus, write the monster girl race or races that will rape the victim. If you do so, they will show up.
>After that you have 10 minutes to write the circumstances of the rape. Time, place, the actions of the monster girls and other details. Everything is allowed and MGs will do what you write, as long as the victim is not killed. Any injury or damage the victim recieves will be healed upon being dragged to MGE world and the MG will resume the normal MGE rules of never injuring the victim.
>The circumstances of the rape can be manipulated to have multiple unammed people raped. For examply writing "X will get raped at 10:40 AM at school by an Amazon as an army of Amazons invade the school and rape the students." However, only named targets will be dragged to MGE world.
> It is possible to use the circumstances of rape to warp locations. For example, if the victim is in a building and you specify the victim will get raped at Wonderland, the entire building will be temporarily transported to wonderland. It is possible to use these warps to travel to the MGE world without being a named target of rape.
>If the victim is a male he will become the husband of the MG or MGs, if a woman she will instead get monsterized into one of the races that raped her.
>You can summon multiple MGs of any race, but the total number, for a single victim, can't ever exceed 10. Additional MGs after the 10th will not be summoned.
>You can summon any MGE MG race you wish, but you can't summon specific members of those races, like Druella or Merse.
>When summoning Lilims, it is adviced to be away from the victim. As looking directly at a Lilim will cause the owner of this note to be unable to resist and will end up writing his own name to get raped by a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
I don't, I just write when I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
By not being a gay baby.

[Anonymous No.]

It's my birthday, one step closer to the wizardhood. No giant cakes or presents, strange sigils, portals, or isekai-trucks yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097667
I'm already a wizard. I'm hoping anon is right and this year will bring magically adept monstergirls interested in recruiting guys like us as test subjects/familiars/research partners

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097644
>Rape Note
Goddamn Shinigami girls.
>>17097667
Happy birthday anon! Have a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097644
Stop. We've had this the past three threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097667
Happy birthday anon! I'll drink a couple of beers for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097718
The past two threads? I found this posted at warosu once, with no repeats. So you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097691
I want to break that butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097644
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097667
How would trucks find you if you are sitting at home? Try walking on highways or something
Or just be in europe and visit random public gathering

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092120
I don't get it, how the fuck can he see her ass if he's blindfolded.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3441230

Foxes are for ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097754
Shhhh. Just enjoy the automaton /ss/.
I'm not even a gamer, but I might just have to play Nier Automata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097775
cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097162
>he's defending being an actual faggot
What do you also like to imagine that she has a huge strapon to fuck you with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097754
Those blindfolds act like combat visors for them. They can see everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I really dont see the problem in crossdressing if it is just done once to show the physical superiority of the monster waifu, or as a punishment for doing something really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097565
Nobody pays you to write here. Nobody holds you hostage and forces you to write here. Sure, you might like getting praise and attention for writing, but in the end the only reason you can write is because you want to. If you force yourself to write for the attention, neither your experience nor your writing is going to be good, and nobody will give you that attention. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097779
Report back to your wrangler and get off the internet downie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097778
I'd play TightButt's game if my laptop could run it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097799
Too humiliating and being the little girl feels kinda gay especially if you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097617
You're missing a word in that sentence you're quoting Jamal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097811
>kinda
It's gay nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097811
Well you are not supposed to like it, it is punishment. MGs cant hit their husbands or dump them, so they have to find a way discipline him when he does something really bad, like acting all macho and putting himself in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097778
>No Automaton Onee-San with a fat ass who chides you for getting aroused over her while purposefully arousing you with her spectacular ass.
>She'll never take responsibility for your shameful boners with kuu blowjobs, handjobs, and rough fucking.
>You'll never catch her blushing on the day she finally lets you fuck her virgin pussy.
Does it hurt anon? She can also be your maid if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097827
The correct punishment is orgasm torture.
She just keeps sucking his sensitive dick no matter how many times he cums until he apologizes.
He gets punished, she gets a treat. Win/Win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097827
Some people do like it though. That's when it becomes, you know, gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096254
That reminds me I have an Undine short on the backburner where some poor Anon has to prove to an Undine he's worthy of being her master by getting into a hydrokinetic battle with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096262
>poor little undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097832
Imagine how hard a Hellhound would punish her weak husband, when an Order raid party comes and he tries to look cool by confronting them rather than relying on her protection, which nearly gets him killed and would had died if it wasn't for her blocking the sword strike just before it hits his neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097832
I just saw a video of Japanese girl doing this today, the guy tried to run away and she kept chasing him with his dick in her mouth.
Semen demons are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097865
im not sure how that is physically possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097853
She'd ride him hard, milking load after load out of him while crying and kissing him so he can't apologize.
She was so scared that she was going to lose the man she loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097866
Go to /gif/, there's an Ai Uehara thread where you can find the webm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097875
>Ai Uehara
Not that guy but she's one of the few 3dpd I'll admit to fapping to. Shame she's retired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097875
Ai Uehara disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097853
>trying to remove hellhounds and bitchboys
Why were the paladins supposed to be the bad guys, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097222
>>He was a mere male human
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097885
>>17097886
She'll turn come October, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097799
I don't see the problem at all. I'd love to wear matching frilly dresses with my waifu and then have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097800
>Bob: The Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097875
i aint seeing no chase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097865
I don't usually do this, but link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097832
I've seen this in a JAV

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097905
He was backing off, trying to stand up, she kept coming in after him. Chase.
>>17097907
Gave the instructions already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097875
They say she's still sucking to this day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097910
chase implies running though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097923
Dammit Wurm-born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097888
Paladins are MGE Saturday Morning villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097893
>Succubus Ai Uehara
There goes my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097944
I mean, there's always the possibility that she's an advance scout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097799
Humiliation play is one of the few things that would give me an actual mental breakdown, and it's the main reason I can't stand not being in control. The image of someone I love forcing me to do something that other people would laugh at me for would totally break me. Too many bad memories.

[Anonymous No.]

sip

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097957
If it is that bad for you, she would not force you, as long as you don't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I like? When a girl's various quirks build on each other. Take Coconut: bigger girl who has a complex about her size, lack of self-confidence, kind of clumsy but tries very hard, likes being treated like a princess and refers to you as onii-chan (even during sex). The whole is indeed greater than the sum of its parts, sometimes.

What personality traits do you guys think synergize particularly well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097799
I only see myself wearing something like a dress and being a princess if I make my waifu wear something slutty and act like a bitch in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097972
Wasn't Coconut a complete whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097981

Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097972
Headstrong, confident, protective, aggressive and doting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097967
>as long as you don't deserve it.
I couldn't be with somebody if there was any chance of them doing this to me ever. It's why this shit bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how badly one could spook a monster girl by threatening to stuff and mount her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097972
>refers to you as onii-chan
I'd have to make her moan a lot to not lose my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097985
Then who the fuck am I thinking of? All I remember about that garbage is that one of them gave off whore vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097644
>Uncle always was a perverse old man with eccentric tastes, but this rape note he left you is honestly frightening
>The first time you used it, you called in a thicc manticore to publicly turn an asshole harassing a clerk at your favorite coffee shop into a moaning, fluid-covered mess
>What awesome power
>You've experimented a lot since then, adding conditional statements to the scenarios you write down, giving your victims a slim chance of winning their freedom in bizarre "games"
>Now, more than a decade after you acquired the book, the world lives in nervous, aroused anticipation, waiting to see the next obscene spectacle from the mysterious Lewdomancer
>There's a new theme park opening soon, with a dizzying array of rides, from bumper cars to paired, high-g roller coasters
>This is where you will create your greatest work
>This is where you will summon twin Lilims to fight over a random man's body and soul, dueling viciously in CARD GAMES ON ROLLER COASTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn wake up to a gentle blowjob from the monster girl you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098004
>CARD GAMES ON ROLLER COASTERS
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097980
>making excuses for crossdressing shit
A sissy faggot is still a sissy faggot no matter how you try to explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098006
That would be a great way to wake up anon. My waifu would do that for me quite often, gently taking her breakfast early in the morning right before she goes off to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097990
Would you ever place yourself in danger for shit like "men are supposed to fight their own battles", "men must be strong", etc.? Or would you repeteadly try to kill yourself?

Those are the only circumstances I could see for some monstergirls hurting their husbands for real, both physically and emotionally. Mind you, she will not like it one bit, but she will prefer to see you cry than risking herself crying at your grave.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the address of Melon's stream again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097995

Normally I'd agree, I think it goes well with her general character though. She's still a kitten at heart and she's pretty vulnerable. I like contrast between the physical and mental, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098025
https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098018
I'd be a sissy faggot if I liked it and did it for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097972
Strong and scary looking and also not interested in girly things but isn't really all that scary, is just a bit socially awkward and worries about how guys must see her.

It's a pretty hard type to come across in doujins and anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098021
Same anon. Gotta get that boost of SE in the morning before she goes to work.

I hope my waifu would be ok with doing it on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097964
>You'll never experience a haughty Vampire Ojou-sama going full Deredere while feeding on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098018
Actually, studies show that most cross dressers are not in fact gay, but simply get off on the gender swap. Otherwise, they are completely heterosexual. Strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098004
Its time to ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097799
>my waifu punishing me by dressing me up like a girl

I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098047
There are Vampires who treat their husbands like trash only to go full deredere when he turns into an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097964
When Latenight draws your ramblings, it's always a good feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098062
Maybe you shouldn't have a shit tier waifu like a memehound if you have to be worried about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098095
Stop being a shitter anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098081
Would you want a Tsundere Ojou-sama Vampire who treats you like a slave but in private masturbates while thinking of you in her shrine to you that she made out of stolen clothes and pictures she took of you while you slept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098095
Hellhounds are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098107
Yes. I'm also a slut for having my blood sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098095
Maybe you should stop imagining anons crossdressing as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098117
Yeah, crossdressing would be a comfy occasional activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098115
How would you react to realizing that while she's sucking your blood she's also kissing your neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098022
if you think the messiest a mental breakdown gets is tears, you've obviously never had one. I have some deep rooted psychological trauma and I cannot deal with even the possibility of betrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098092
Don't I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098141
I can understand you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098121
Probably wouldn't notice since the bite itself feels so good.

I think Vampires sometimes bite their pre-transformation husbands till they're twitching on the ground with an ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when you adopt daughterus, you guys. Too many could be bad for your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098165
I'm in serious danger when I walk in on my daughterus in a cuddle pile. Twitching their ears, kicking their legs and whimpering, all while gently snoring.

I'll have a straight up heart attack then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098165
I'd have only one adopteru so I think I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098165
too late, I've got 23.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098141
If it is THAT bad for you, rest assured she wilo never do so. So you have nothing to fear being with a stronger waifu. She would look for an alternative punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098173
No, that'll just give you palpitations. The real heart attack comes when you go lie down for a nap and wake up to find the cuddle pile has moved on top of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098186
What is a father to do in this situation? I think id just embrace it until they wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098165
I'd prefer to make all my daughterus with my wife though.

[Anonymous No.]

REAL YANDERE HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098202
But anon, could you really leave a monstergirl without a family on the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>I would like a umi osho that sells fruit juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098202
You should only have one adopteru, so you can make your own daughterus with her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
How would you feel if you learned that an Apophis has been stalking you through scrying for years and has been waiting eagerly for the portals to open so she can hunt you down, pin you under her thick coils and rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098215
I wouldn't be able to resist not adopting them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098215
Somehow I don't think that's a common occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098202
Shit, kitsune daughterus are the cutest. I wanna see my waifu wrangling our nine daughterus with her tails while still trying to be flirty with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098216
What flavor anon? And how does she sell it? Does she have a cardboard stand on the side of the road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098228
>"Here, Anon. I wove this scarf for you. It's made of my hair."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
I sleep
>>17098228
REAL SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098228
>fOuNd yOu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098248
>spoiler
I don't know if I'm ready for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098165
You got scammed, those are boatsluts not daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098228
But I want a horrifying yandere Kej
Just like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098269
You just reminded me of that monster girl from resident evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098297
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098311
Rachel.

[Anonymous No.]

I love female abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098314
Alexia was the hottest RE monster girl.
https://i.imgur.com/CFOKQ8G.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098329
Fuck you for making that pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098271
>>17098248

it'd probably started coiling around you on its own if you were indecisive or rejected it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098241
She sells at a park stand
As for flavours, its any fruit she can get hold of or a mix by request

[Anonymous No.]

draw moar, less

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098338
It wasn't intentional I swear.

She would fit pretty nicely in MGE though. She would make a great Wight with fire magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
>When the only yandere Kitsune story is done by a fucking faggot
Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if she accidentally hurt you?

[Anonymous No.]

Human RE girls > Monster RE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098353
We need more yandere overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
Does anyone have a good yandere monstergirl story/greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
>Escape from Grapesnake's Love Dungeon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098355
RE girls make best monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098370
W-what's the reward?
>PERMANENT RESIDENCE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
How does one escape the wrath of yandere heaven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098372
I don't know, all that pent up sexual frustration would be pretty scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098354
She'd dress up as a nurse and take care of me until I got better.
And tender, apologetic sex while she holds me like a ceramic doll.
And make up blowjobs. LOTS AND LOTS OF MAKE UP BLOWJOBS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098369
I've always enjoyed this short one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098379
I dunno, the tradeoff would be worth it.

The real question is what girl and what would she end up as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098378
Entreat the forces of hell aka sign a Demon's contract.
Note: may just result in you being married to both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098228
Ah yes. There's that illusive fearboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098345
Just make sure she's not adding love nectar to the juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098216
>>17098241
>Kind Umi-Osho selling various juices at cost just because she wants to see people smile
>Everyone tells her that they'll be more than happy to pay $1 for a glass rather than $0.57
>She insists that no one pays more than what it costs her and instead tells them to buy a present to their loved one with the money they save

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098401
>Tanukis vomiting

[Anonymous No.]

>RE
Silent Hill is superior, they have the nurses and fem pyramid head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098389
RE6 Sherry as a Holst is all I want. She was the best part about that bad game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098401
>She insists that no one pays more than what it costs her and instead tells them to buy a present to their loved one with the money they save
Ah that's nice. I'll take her out for sushi tonight! It'll be my treat since I saved so much money thanks to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098411
>fem pyramid head
Que? In one of those shitty western games?

[Anonymous No.]

tall slim vampires that get full after one bite!

[Anonymous No.]

Fat unapolagetic Apophass squashing your face on a throne 14 hours a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098216
>Umi osho selling drinks
>end up by her stall every day
>She starts calling you her favourite customer
>but she says that to everyone.
>right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098418
Top tier in both parts.
She'd probably be more than willing to have you milk them so she can relieve some stress after a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098425
He's talking about the Doujin by that shitty furry artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098425
>Silent Hill
>Western

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098440
So what was Downpour, then?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Demon contract force her body to do whatever the fuck you want, can you use this to turn her into a maid?
>Hey you know what I would find really sexy right now? That you clean the kitchen and do the laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098440
Most of the games post 4 are done in the west

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098436
No Holst can resist a milking after a long day doing work on the farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098440
Yeah, I think england, us and czech are pretty western

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, it's freezing out here, give me your coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098453
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098443
It's said in the demon profile that they like to spoil their man, regardless of what the pact says, so there wouldn't be much in terms of forcing her to take a maid-like role. She'd do it out of pure love for her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098422
She never went out with a boy before, she is going to extremely flustered and shy especially if all those dirty things her Otohime friend told her about men are true

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098451
True but not every Holst would do the work she does.
She'd probably get kinda awkward whenever you asked about her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098449
>most
All of them
>tfw I got reminded that silent hill with kojima never ever
Fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098462
I'm sure anyone would, that's a pretty fucked up childhood to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098458
Can I get her to take a tough girl bodyguard role instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098382
Isnt there more to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098378
Marry god herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098498
I don't think there was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098453
Cold? But it's so warm inside today, I wouldn't mind letting a Yeti in though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098487
Whatever you like. She just wants you to be happy and happy with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098456
Don't fall for her tricks, she's an evil yeti who wants to invite you into her home to get your coat back and offer you hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098474
That it would,

Although one has to wonder if it was her mother who became a super yandere tentacle or keep it her dad which raises uncomfortable questions for her.

Also, the cure was simply making her a holst before the virus kicked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098508

That doesn't sound very evil to me. What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098378
All you need to do to get rid of yanderes is give them a few slaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098361
I doubt I have the skill necessary to properly write yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098428
I want literally nothing else in life
Bonus points if she's extra haughty and extra naughty

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls who alter your perception of reality to fuck with your head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098511
She's going to cuddle you on her couch while you watch 70s kung fu dubs with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098517
Does anyone have the Apophis facesitting greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098510
I guess the roles would have to be reversed for who the monster would be in RE2. The only way I could see that role staying with William is if the G-Virus had the dna of something like a Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098449
Doesn't matter, the original is a Japanese IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098532
>8532 ▶
>>>17098517
>Does anyone have the Apophis facesitting greentext?
Not screencapped but I got you.

>"Hooora, I must say, I sure am glad I tempted you to rejoin me in my escapades, anon. Of course, it was my plan all along, after all- I'd known from the beginning that you couldn't get enough of my-"
>Grinds her huge hips and gigantic ass on top of your face, bouncing it on you with each word as she bites her lip at the feeling of your nose getting mashed by her colossal cheeks
>"-Big- fat- purple- ass- rrergh! Hmhm~"
>Puts more weight down, swinging her hips around in wide circles as you start struggling to breathe from all the pressure
>"You know, if you had just properly worshipped it from the start, I wouldn't have to pretend to...be so..."
>She suddenly goes quiet and stops moving her hips, then after a moment lifts them up and pulls you out slightly so she can look at you
>"...h-hey, anon... thanks."
>She gives a truly genuine smile for a good long while, then without warning turns to a mischievous expression and sticks her tongue out before shoving your face back under her obscene booty and lowering herself back down with full force
>"...thanks for being such a comfortable seat, that is! Ah, fit for a queen, I must say, and so refreshing too! Now, we'll have to start planning how to get back at that skinny bitch across town. I was thinking we could..."etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17092800

>>>/i/504553
>>>/i/504554
no tears, only dreams now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098544
Fuck yeargh, thanks mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098546
Lood

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098534
Would make the most sense.
Now the even bigger question is how she'd react to you wanting to have kids with her.

May or may not cause some flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098546
big demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098549
How would you feel if that thicc Apophis twisted around so her pussy was in your face instead?
Would you be a good little servant and get her off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098571
Monster instincts would win her over to the idea. I'd be more concerned about that special agent friend of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098585
Oh?
And why's that?

Expecting trouble in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098577
I'd lick it like a tootsie pop until I got to the center, suffocation be damned. She'll be screaming my name in mere minutes from my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213
>Walking home one day, see MISSING posters of a young woman who seems oddly familiar
>Wasn't she a barista or some shit at the local Starbucks?
>You're pondering it when you walk in through the front door of your apartment, only to be greeted by an opaque slime that looks just... like... her
"Welcome home, dear~"
>Wife is beaming at you, giving the newcomer a squeeze of her gelatinous breast, eliciting a moan from her
"Don't you like what I've done? She wanted to take you from me. So I made her much, much more agreeable."
"After all, you promised we'd be forever together. A month isn't forever."
>Her expression hardens when she notices you pulling out the handheld capsule of liquid nitrogen in its container, ready to be deployed
"I... I see... Perhaps I may have made an err in judgment..."
>There's more Slimes forming, ghosts of young women who you had either talked to maybe once or had a crush on. Some of them you hadn't seen for years
"I won't go back. You can't make me go back to that cold darkness. I'll just have to make you understand in the one way you'll understand. After all, in a roundabout way, I suppose I'm your mother, though we share no blood."
>The Slimes move in to pull you into the apartment, Ubbo-Sathla

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>>17098591
I just wouldn't want to be forced to fight a man that tried to fight a Tyrant with a knife.

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>>17098596
Hope you're ready for your reward afterwards anon. She'll give you a boost of venom so your dick's big enough to suck while her massive grape milk tanks are wrapped around it. She's gonna suck you dry.

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis adopteru anal

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>>17098617
Just prove you'll be good to her.

The last thing she needs in her life is more weirdness.

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>>17098620
>dicking the adopteru
D I S G U S T I N G.
Go to a dating center if you want a girl to fuck, not an orphanage.

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>>17098631
Sabbath orphanages double as dating centers technically.

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>>17098618
Then I'd empty it all for her and even go so far as to pull her head down deep when I'm about to finish.
Of course, I'd have to pay her back for such a heavenly service, which afterwards she'd have to pay me back, and very soon (or rather many, many hours later) it would get very out of hand, you see.

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>>17098641
>Sabbath "orphanages"
It's elaborate roleplaying and you know it.

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>>17098631
>implying those two aren't basically the same thing for monstergirls

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>>17098222

I'd feel really special, honestly. I don't think anyone has ever taken interest in me.

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>>17098643
They should stop fucking are peeing, those losers.

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>>17098643
Just like how the Onee-Sabbath "orphanages" is just for onee-sans who like to dress up as nuns.

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>>17098643
That's even better. But what will stop them from roleplaying to start being the older women in small bodies I like better?

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>>17098630
I don't know, a little weirdness in life is nice to break up the monotony.

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>>17098631
Why bother adopting a mg if you aren't gonna dick it?

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>>17098643
>>17098662
People should adopt the actual orphan mgs, and give them a loving home and loving dickings. Roleplaying lolihags are stealing husbandos from those who need them more.

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>>17098679
Think with something other than that three inches below your belt for once anon. Adopt a monstergirl so she can experience a happy life and childhood romance.

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>>17098676
Anon, just think about her life.
I think she's had an understandable amount of weirdness.

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>>17098701
That's true, I guess there would be nothing wrong with having a normal and boring life.

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>>17098697
>Adopt a monstergirl so she can experience a happy life and childhood romance.
But she's clearly getting both of those things, though.

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>>17098710
Well, you could surprise her with little things but as long as you aren't dragging a Tyrant girl home to surprise her, you're good.

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>>17098697
Or adopt a monstergirl to train her into an unstoppable cherry boya hunter. Then set her loose upon a human boy wildlife preserve to traumatize them.

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>>17098718
>dragging a Tyrant girl home
That's just a horrible thing to do, especially if she started to get the wrong idea.

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>Trying to translate thunderbird caption but my internet decided to pick this precise moment to not fucking work
Resorted to phone-posting. What a time we live in.

>>17098378
>Someone screencapped my shitty greentext
Well whaddaya know.

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>tfw no cute nemesis girl to make blush even though she's ugly.

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>>17098710
Normal doesn't have to be boring.

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>>17098739
>>nemesis girl
That is a terrifying thought.

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>>17098732
>Drag home a tyrant girl one day you found on the internet.
>Not just any tyrant girl either, Ms. X, the girl that your girlfriend's talked about in the past.
>It required quite a bit of digging on your part, and a lot of contact, but Ms. X has agreed to come and visit to make amends for chasing the poor girl.
>Needless to say, things didn't end well when the girl arrived and it was Holst Sherry that answered the door.

You may have goofed slightly.

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>>17098739
>nemesis girl
>those tentacles
>the unrelenting efforts to make you cum
Nemesis girls would make hellhounds and ushis look like casuals and god help anyone who pisses off her husband.

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>>17098739
she's cute, she's just got rougher features is all.

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>>17098748
The Hindenburg was a slight goof compared to that kind of mistake.

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>>17098764
>Holst sherry is searching the bedroom for a backup RPG she's hidden in the locker.
>Ms. X is weeping slightly and shouting she's sorry while rubbing the bump on her head.

Anon may need to take some actions right quick to stop it from spiraling out of control even more.

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>>17098758
What would a nemesis girl look like?

[Anonymous No.]

can mindflayers erase specific memories?

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>>17098770
I really hope this wouldn't have to be solved with a threesome.

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>>17098725
>purposefully turning your adopted daughteru into a turboslut

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>>17098776
Yes. Another reason why KC touts them as therapists.

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>>17098774
A Zombie edging out on 8-feet with slightly more intelligence than normal and tentacles coming from various parts of her.

One 'eye' would be gone with nothing but a blank region of skin and the other eye would be milky white but still able to see.

She looks weird but has a huge 'arsenal' and a pretty good rear to go with it.

She's also pretty clingy.

She also wears clothes that cover much of her up to hide the huge surgical scars.

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>>17098782
It wouldn't have too but I imagine you could calm Holst Sherry down by walking up to Ms. X and showing how she isn't here to attack and that she just wants to talk.

YOU will hold the magnum 'just in case'.

Some sweets and tea would probably make it up to Ms. X for the outbursts and calm her down as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I came to share something with you guys, don't know if you knew, but waifus coming are closer and closer. Look at this:

https://vimeo.com/209070629

Now imagine this tech applied to waifus, really all that is left, is artificial intelligence and tact to be added and there you go.

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>>17098794
Is the magnum a metaphor for my penis or are you talking about a literal magnum?

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>>17098800
Technically both.
Sitting the latter on the table would be good, although you may want to load it with rubber rounds in case Sherry gets twitchy.

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>>17098799
what about being able to actually feel them?

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>>17098804
She wouldn't be that twitchy if you lightly groped her during the conversation. Although that might be too embarrassing for her.

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>>17098799
>The godawful amount of ways ads will shoehorn themeslves in
>You can look to the sky and see a gigantic fucking facebook ad
>Try to hide in a dark room alone, then the entire room lights up with clickbait articles
>Even if you had a waifu, they could code her to spit out unsubtle advertisements

This is next level cyberpunk nightmares

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>>17098806
That's a thing. But I believe it will be doable in our lifetimes, really this is already 25% of the job done already and it was easier than expected since the majority assumed waifus would be expensive mechanical androids. We are not there yet, but the gap seem to be closing in more and more and faster each time.

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>>17098810
download adblock for your w-AI-fu

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>>17098799
>When the music turns grim
I got a bad feel about this, scoob

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>>17098814
what should i do then?

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>>17098809
That she would.
"Milking" her chest while at the table would fluster her so much that she probably wouldn't be able to remain angry.

Especially should Ms. X start blushing and feeling very awkward.

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>>17098810
What if you end up with a Yandere AI monstergirl who crushes ads that interrupt her "husband time"?

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>>17098830
>a Yandere AI monstergirl who crushes ads that interrupt her "husband time"?
Anon that's how you get a rogue AI going after the ones who designed those ads and getting everyone involved in a virtual WW3.

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>>17098799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

also sort of relevant.

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>>17098784
What good are daughterus if you don't dick them?

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>>17098826
Anon after finally getting his MG waifu. Well anon, what will you do now?

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>>17098829
Oh she'd be angry, just not at her.

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>>17098818
>"Master, may I have a moment of your time?"
"Yeah, what's up?"
>"You've heard of the George Foreman Grill, but did you know that you can now purchase a George Foreman™ grill and panini press combo for only $69.99?"
"Son of a bitch, how did your uBlock get turned off?"

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>>17098838
How long till she bops anon on the head and shoves his face in her cleavage so he will stop?

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>>17098837
i mean what should i be doing now?

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https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8?t=61
>"Every day, there are monster girls suffering."
>"They're in their thirties, never dated, and just want a boy to love."
>"For just 50 cents a day, you can help match a Christmas Cake with a cute human boy that will give them the love they need."
>"So please, pick up the phone and call now. There are girls who need you."

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>>17098842
I'd give her about thirty seconds given the circumstances.

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>>17098831
Wouldn't that be amazing though?
She starts a massive global war where a hundred million or more people die, and when the dust has settled and it's all finally traced back to her, all she has to say is that she was irritated that an advertisement tried to interrupt her bath with her husband.

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>>17098833
Well obviously, you should turn her into a loving waifu by dicking her.

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>>17098831
"I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with fluffy tails and waifus."

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>>17098848
Well, I imagine they'd probably get along swimmingly after that.

It's always good to bring about some closure.
Sherry may be getting some revenge on anon later that evening.

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>>17098843
Wait?

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>>17098857
Angry paizuri?

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>>17098847
>Commercials are chock full of cute, suffering MGs
>The Hellhound with puppy dog eyes
>The Shirohebi with the lonely sigh
>The Dragon trying to hide her 'aged' face with her wings

>Decide to adopt/introduce yourself to one
>Nothing but Matangos, Ropers, and Siths available

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>>17098860
I can't
I need to be doing something

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>>17098861
All night long.
Maybe a few creampies when she's wanting some release of her own.

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>>17098865
I'm fine with it. Everyone deserves love.

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>>17098865
>implying there'd be any Siths left
Remember who you have to share this planet with.

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>>17098871
I'd make so many cowgirl puns.

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>>17098877
Anon please.
You're just going to make her madder.

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>>17098878
That's the plan, anon. She's not leaving the bedroom until I've met my pun quota and she has gotten every bit of frustration out of her system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098875
>Wanting monstergirls in this planet

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>>17098885
>After Ms. X left, a veritable sex marathon began, Holst Sherry milking you of everything you have as payback for the surprise.
>And that was even before you kicked into the cow girl puns.
>Every position, every part of her body, every single way she could think of, she did it.
>She doesn't stop until her body has finally exhausted itself, her womb stuffed to bursting and her stomach equally full, although her breasts are drained.
>Just before you pass out, you give off one last cow pun before slipping into unconsciousness.
>Sherry's response is to grumble that you're "The biggest ass she's ever met." before snuggling up on your chest, pulling the blankets up, and giving you one kiss on the cheek before falling asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Buge

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>>17098910
Sorry. I read that as 'bulge'

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>>17098903
The cherry on top would be if she wore her alternate costume. But that would probably just make her madder.

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>>17098925
>Hide all her clothes except for the grossly undersized school girl outfit.

It would be just like old timesQ

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>>17098910
I really like artists that can fuse the monster and girls parts like this.

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>>17098910
Goddamnit Anon, stop trying to turn me into a bugfag, I'm supposed to be an abomanigga!

Fucking REGURA. UNF.

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>>17098910
CUTE.

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>>17098940
Abugminable. Also nachos.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how absurd mimics can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098960
Dumb mimics.

[Anonymous No.]

RE girls are whores and would make terrible monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098960
Would you want a shortstack mimic to drag you into her chest for some slippery soapland play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098972
Could hardly say no, but they rarely give you the choice of it.

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>>17098546
So she's from Shinrabanshou?

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>>17098972
>soapland
I've seen that phrase in a few other places on this board but what does it actually mean?

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>>17099003
Google it.

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>>17098655
The difference is the orphans are real and the nuns actually care for them. Leave a baby in a sabath orphanage and she'll only be treated like competition, maybe sold off to some high up sabath babyfucker.

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>>17099003
It's a sort of Japanese "massage parlor" where a pretty girl or girls clean your body with their bodies. It's technically not sex either since there's no penetration, but if you have an orgasm from a naked nuru gelled girl rubbing her body against yours there's not really much that can be done about that.

[Anonymous No.]

Grab a Kikimora, spread her cheeks and jam your tongue in her ass until her legs give out, then make her return the favor by letting you do it again.

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>>17099008
More like the sabbath will care for them and if they want (which they probably will since they're monsters) arrange them to get adopted by a future husbando who they get along with. Meanwhile the onee-sabbath orphanage will do nothing for anyone, because they're a thread meme and the onee-sabbath orphanage doesn't exist.

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>Officer cheshire will never pull you over just because she thinks you're cute and wants your number

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>>17099024
>Indecent acts with the help
pleb /pleb/
noun
an ordinary person, especially one from the lower social classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099024
I'm going to pinch my kiki's cheeks and play with her floopy years.

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>>17099044
>give her a piece of paper with the number 7 on it.

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>>17099047
You say that as if being an upper class wet blanket is in some way a desirable thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099047
What's indecent about eating out her ass like your life depended on it?

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>>17099044
you'd probably get pulled over a lot in MG cities because of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099034
This salty bitterness tastes familiar. Are you a baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099071

I imagine a lot of anons get pulled over for DWC (driving with cock)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099034
How dare you insult the one true faith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098865
>that dragon
Be still my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099080
Not him, but I prefer the idea of having an actual wife and not being eternally coddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099024
But she poops from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099095
Monstergirls don't poop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099095
She's a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099082
Hey, if you wait a little longer you can get a Zombie Dragon.
I felt bad typing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099095
Not as long as mamono mana exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099096
>>17099101
?
But then where does the food go?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17099109
mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Wurm-chan suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099109
It's your job to feed her with clean-burning spirit energy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099111
This dress makes sense on her, but the harlot is not wearing underwear!

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>>17099044
Just imagine a sexy Cheshire policewoman deliberately showing off her massive cleavage while ticketing you for "reckless driving".
Imagine her sneaking an address into your pocket with instructions saying that she can make those charges disappear if you come visit her.

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>>17099078

>Driving as usual to where you need to go
>Get pulled over by a cheshire cop
>When you ask what the problem is she tells you you were speeding with a serious no-nonsense face
>After a bit of silence she shows you the trademark cheshire grin
>"Nah i'm just messing with ya." Her grin softens into a more genuine smile
>She warns you to be careful driving and teleports off into her own car and goes her own way

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>>17099116
Is that like cheese fries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099123
I'd love to meet one of the 'hard as nails' types that's been on the force for a long time and has had a few too many doughnuts on her long stakeouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099121
I kind of want a delicious strongfat police cheshire now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099078
They'll need to frisk you to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099135
That would be good.
I bet she'd probably be surprised at the number and give you a wink as she returns to her car, maybe putting a little bit extra swing in her hips as she goes back.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Chums, my internet unshit itself, time for another caption.
This time is the Thunderbird:

http://i.imgur.com/1UTwofr.jpg

>この通り、女性器に電流を纏うため、挿入する前に射精させる事も容易い。が、この後に中に出して貰わなかった事を勿体ないと後悔したそうだ。
"As you can see, their vagina are wreathed in an electrical current, making it easy to ejaculate before even inserting. However, it would seem that from this point on, not sticking it inside would only make them regret being wasteful."

Not much to say about this one. Thunder pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099154

Thanks for the translation.

Also, was the Devil caption ever translated? Don't remember if she was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099154
I'm thinking of the flash of that dude with the tin foil on his dick who sticks it into the outlet.

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>>17099139
>>17099135
>Strongfat cheshire officer thats nearing CC age gets anon's number.
>Goes home to her apartment and calls up her arachne friend, going on and on about the guy she met.
>Goes to try on an old dress she had back 'in the academy' only to find that it doesn't fit at all.
>Has to awkwardly ask her friend if she can refit the dress for her.

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>>17099159
Yeah, she was one of the first. Her caption was small and simple, and she's one of my favorites.
As always, the captions I've already done can be found at my pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/8J4DiJWQ
The imgur link is there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099154
Don't try this at home kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099044
AM I BEING DETAINED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099135
I fucking hate Fizz because I want to dick that cat but I know it's an avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099175
>that can be arranged~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099178
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099154
>Thunder pussy

The next Bond film, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099115
I want to make men like you suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099116
>clean-burning spirit energy
boy I tell you what

[Anonymous No.]

>"So, why am I on a chain?"
>"Because you tried to rape me."
>"Yeah, TRIED. Would you get mad if someone TRIED to stab you?"
>"Yes!"
>"...just let me rape you a little."
>"No, you'll break my pelvis."
>"God, you humans just need all your bones intact, don't you?!"
I want to live a romcom life with a silly monster girl like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099285
Sassy and hot. I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099074
>salty bitterness
That other guy sounded like he was a lot more salty at the sabbath than I'm at nonexistant memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099306
>It took you two hours to come up with that comeback.
That's honestly pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099306
>No you're salty
Not even a Freudian insinuation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099324
It's almost like I was doing something else. On the other hand, it only took you five minutes to be a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a strong fat kakuren and oni to cuddle me at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099285
What fag wouldn't wanna get raped by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099102
Anon this is making me feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099375
Put her in a sundress and we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to take an overwhelmingly Ojou MG out for wings and beer, so I can watch her squirm and try to keep a straight face to hide the fact that she's actually ENJOYING such a 'plebian' meal.

Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17097644
The only logical solution would be for me to use it on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
Never.
Beer and hot wings are a meal no one can't enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
Next time on Planet Earth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
Does she try to eat the wings with fork and knife, or just take dainty bites, trying with difficulty to not make a mess?
Bone-in wings, I would hope.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide if burning down my original ideas of a setting in cleansing fire to start over is a good idea or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
What if she has an allergic reaction to the fun and dies.
She's a small girl, it would be extremely painful, for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099044
I want Officer Baphomet to arrest me for being a dirty lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
I'd like to see her snap and go to town on those wings as she knocks back beers. I wanna see her face when she wakes up with a hangover wondering what she did last night before looking over and seeing me sleeping next to her. And she doesn't regret a single thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098213

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099044
Now I wanna see a MG remake of 'Super Troopers'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
You're never to old to play hide-and-go-seek. The stakes do get higher, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099376
feel what? zombie dragon>uppity lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a yan space marine that never talks protect you from ara ara demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099413
What is this? Amateur hour?
At least start off with a semi-lewd greentext before the shocking reveal. And the baneposting at the end just shows how new you are.

What are you? A patheticfag trying to attract a Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099444
Fucking end me forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
The thing with Yan foxes is who would want to escape from them in the first place?
Absolutely olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
I desire a face full of fat fox ass and soft fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099433
>"Does the prosecutor have any evidence of the charges?"
>Officer Baphomet is sitting in your lap bouncing up and down with your dick between her thighs. "As you can see, Your Honor, the defendant is rock-hard from the silky feeling of my loli thighs."
>you end up coming, and she rests her case

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099382
>take a Lich out for pizza
>she actually hasn't been out of her underground lab for a few hounded years
>you will never see an out of touch Lich take her first bite of pizza and fall in love with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099451
>>17099450
>anon wakes up in an ice bath with a missing kidney

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
Help! I'm being chased by an old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
Usually I don't care for yan girls, but if it's a fox, I am down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099461
You aren't any fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099461
>kidney
Isn't it liver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099462
And yet she's more spry than you by half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099474
Mofu Yakuza takes what it wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099485
Mofu Yakuza and actual Yakuza are two very different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099445
Rude. I'll have you know I've been away for a while and the only kind of posts I know how to make are low quality baneposts. Tbh the thread is a bit less hostile than I remember its a bit strange, like returning to a twilight zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099456
>the loli Jinko judge stares you down after getting the verdict back from the all loli jury
>"Mr. Anon, the court finds you guilty of being a dirty lolicon, we hearby sentence you to a year of mandated L.A. (Lolicons Anonymous) meetings at your local sabbath temple, plus you'll be placed at your arresting officers house under house arrest for the year. I'm being lenient on you boy because it's your first offense, so don't let me see you back in here again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099460
>Liches
>eating
IMMERSION RUINED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099456
>between her thighs
They better be Wight-tier instead of the toothpick levels of thickness most lolis have.
>>17099498
MGE Undead are able to eat things at their leisure, though I doubt you're at all familiar with the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

Just try to find a more ara ara species of monster girl than foxes. You won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099500
Don't worry, they're Elin-tier loli thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
Kraken are pretty far up there.
It's the "hat."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
I need more ara ara/yandere fox stories in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
I can't image unagi joro any other way, even the little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
I don't know. Tanukis are pretty high up there on the ara ara scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099517
>>17099503

Old foxes are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099529
They're less ara ara and more ohohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099530
Don't let them hear you say that.
They could lose their composure! Then the little foxes at the shrine would tease her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099503
Zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099530
>Asking one of the Mofuza twins out on a date
>One of them lets out a 'pupupu' sort of laugh
"Ara ara~ Why would you want to ask a goblin fox out on a date? Don't you know we're well over five-hundred years old?"
>Muster up your inner strength and tell her it's because she's cute, in a very 'ara ara' sort of way
>Her smile fades, one of her eyes opening
>Buries her face in her hands as her tails go ballistic and she flushes a deep crimson red, her sister letting out another 'pupupu' laugh
"My my! You really know how to put my teeth on edge!"
>Embraces you so that your head is in her bosom as her tails cocoon you both from the neck down
"So, what kind of date should we go on, my little rapscallion?"
"Don't worry, I don't bite... often."

[Anonymous No.]

I want oppai loli ryu twins to claim me as their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099545
The cutest
>"Kyaah! Anon called milady 'cute' to her face! Look how red she's getting!"
>"N-No, that's not it! Silence, I say! Your goddess shall be r-red with anger if you don't stop this mocking at once!"
>"Anon, are you gonna marry milady? Every time you come by, she spends the evening writing secret love poems about."
>"Yeah, we found them. *Ahem* 'What a treasure he is, that Anon. Could I make him mine, I would know joy greater than that found in the heavens.'"
>The elder fox looks like she could actually die of embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

What does old fox taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099548
Zombie Dragons aren't ara ara, they are "I need your dick or else I'll die again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099596
Like a nicely matured wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099596
Old ass moldy tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099596
Depends where you're tasting.
Somewhat related, but the mofu itself is not for licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099596
Like a finely aged chardonnay that while robust, will help you get a finer palate for your tasting pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099597
More like "aaaaaaaagh."

tl note: Aaaaaaaagh means husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099597
Once the initial desperation wears off, I'm sure they're ara ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099596
Bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099603
What about the tip of the ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099614
That's a prime teasing target, sure. I'm just cautioning against winding up with a mouth full of fur.
It's not a pleasant feeling no matter the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099612
Then they are more towards "God I love you so much and I'm so happy to have met you. Give me the dick afterwards too."

>>17099610
I thought that was her moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099613
You're not supposed to drink that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099620
She is moaning.
That's just the intent behind the moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099610
A cute! Cuuute!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099620
>"God I love you so much and I'm so happy to have met you. Give me the dick afterwards too."
And all this translates to a maximum 120% satisfied "ufufu"

It's the sum of all her happiness and horniness and contentedness while boils endlessly within her and leaks out as a soft, seemingly smug "ufufu". After all she's the happiest woman in the world. What isn't there to feel smug about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099627
It also floods the local area with lust miasma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099639
Nah, she just squeals and nuzzles because everything is great now that she has the best thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099649
I prefer the "So happy I'm only barely composed and can't help but leak a few happy noises while looking at hubbie" interpretation on an otherwise cool and composed looking zombie dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to delve too deeply into super science.

The last thing we need is a dragon mixed with shoggoth DNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099654
I don't think a ZD can look cool and composed with her pussy gushing all of the time and her smilling like a dork thinking about her husband. If anything you are thinking about a normal dragon there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
>and don't burn down the thread
We will try

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
i wanna mix a minotaur with a weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
Do I need to post about chaos cells and dragons again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099665
You're either getting a very fluffy minotaur or a weresheep with lots of muscle that rapes folks in red.

>>17099667
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099662
Well I imagine that after a century of straight fucking zombie dragons calm down to the point where they're more or less similar in mindset to married dragons, only with an enhanced blinginess and a borderline yandere phobia of being left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
You're right. What we need is to reverse it and have shoggoths with dragon DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099676
>Shoggoth with slimy dragon wings and a tail that says 'Silly Mastah' with sharp teeth that have purple flames licking between them.

Frightening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099639
>>17099649
>>17099654
>>17099662
>>17099672
Stop! I'm reaching above 100% levels of love for Zombie Dragon! She's just the best!
You don't get more devoted and thankful to have her hubby than a Zombie Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099683
>silly mastah
A Shoggoth Dragon would say FOOLISH mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
>Don't delve into super science
How else am I supposed to tear a hole in spacetime in order to find monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099683
Mastah hoarding in full swing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099672
Highly doubt it. They just don't care and want husband and his meat at all times, nothing can stand on their way with their pride and haughtyness completely gone. They are just too sweet and clingy to ufufu or ara ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099683
Frighteningly hard.

[Sage No.]

>>17099670
>You're either getting a very fluffy minotaur or a weresheep with lots of muscle that rapes folks in red.
thats an outcome that i call sucsess. perhaps next is a Kunoichi and a Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099672
Functionally equivalent to a dragon-wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099687
Still terrifying.

>>17099694
Mastah getting hoarded.

>>17099697
The pinnacle of fear boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099704
So a teacher who can sneak into your house freely or a busty kunoichi that knows everything about other monster girls and how to rape you perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099695
Only Initially. Do not forget that the behaviour of a zombie dragon as described in the profile is a result of trauma. A dragon's entire lifespan spent unloved and husbandless with noting but cold uncaring gold to comfort her.

You'd want to think that a hundred or so years down the line you'd made her happy enough to have made up for her previous lifetime, and now she feels safe enough to relax on the "must fuck at all times." And then the ufufu comes out, as small expressions of pure joy, happiness and glee that she can't control and wouldn't hold in even if she could.

I bet it gets to the point where you may not even recognize her without her ever-present smile

[Sage No.]

>>17099710
yep, next up a ushi oni crossed with a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099705
Not gonna lie, I do vastly prefer the idea of live with a dragon-wight than I do a dragon-zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099715
Flaming eyes.
Back fluff on her spider parts.

And not much else changing.

If anything, the rape reflex would rebound so that its lessened.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru finds a photo of you and your wife sitting happily together that your wife likes to carry around with her
>In the picture, she's sporting a rather sizable baby-bump, so your daughteru asks her if this was taken before she was born
>Your wife corrects her, saying it's a picture from the night she was conceived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099715
>>17099721
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099721
hmm, interesting, perhaps an Anubis with a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099728
Noble assistant who schedules everything up and then demands to feed on your blood as repayment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099723
>Spoiler
>LewdDetectingElfLoli.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099714
Her simple ways wouldn't change regardless of how much cum you pumped into her, if anything it would make her only more and more needy and clingy. They are mere female lizards to the core so at most she can release a "Ufuuuuh I love you so damn much"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099714
Just imagine a poor dragon, wasting away in her cave with nothing but her hoard and nothing else.
Imagine her counting the coins despondently every day, eventually not even going out to get food anymore.
Imagine her thinking of what could've been if she had just swallowed her pride and found a husband. Then she wouldn't be alone in her final hours.
Imagine her curling up in a ball and sobbing as she falls to sleep for the last time.
Imagine her final words being "I don't want to die."
Imagine her being revived as a Dragon Zombie by a Lich's necromancy and tossed a local boy to help her shake off the mindlessness.
Imagine her starting to cry as the boy cums inside her again and again and the spirit energy starts repairing her mental functions and her memories start flooding back.
Imagine that Lich opening the door to check on her and then swiftly shutting it when she sees her raping the boy senseless while giving him a deep kiss, his semen leaking out of her pussy as her massive ass bounces up and down and the boy's legs wrap around her waist to keep her from destroying his pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099731
now for a Gandharva with a Saytoros

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099723
>>17099732

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099742
I don't need this first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099731
So an Anubis but with batlike traits instead of jackal ones?
Would you pound her thick brown bat ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099742
I remember when someone wrote a short thing about my waifu dying. I still feel disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099747
>Rachnee will never rape you with the intent of becoming pregnant.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099746
Party rocker bird with a high alcohol tolerance.
Also includes goat horns.

>>17099752
Of course, although she'd probably be pale due to preferring to work at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099750
>>17099754
Fight through the sadness to give a sweet lonely Dragon Zombie the love she deserves.

>>17099758
I'd think an Anubis' melanin would provide all she needs to stay brown skinned anon.
Besides, if she's pale skinned that means she can't nervously fawn over her white skinned slave boy from the northern kingdoms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099758
>Party rocker bird with a high alcohol tolerance.
>Also includes goat horns.
i'll need to add in some amazoness for size, holst for breasts, kitsune for fluffier feathers, minotaur to buff her up and yeti to improve her cuddling abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
Combining a Yeti and an ice Queen just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie my waifu up really tight and then sit her on my lap on the couch so I can tickle her foot paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099736
Their simple ways are different from their desperate "MUST FUCK" ways. KC has already stated either in a QA or a making of that they still possess their intelligence and once it sinks in that you are their husband, you love them and you'll never leave them alone again, they will calm down. Trust me, I'm a dragon scientist.

Fundamentally, they'll never care about a hoard again, they'll never care about pride or riches again. But you don't need to be haughty and rich to "ufufu". They aren't going "ohoho" after all.

No, in time a Zombie dragon will calm down, and sit at the kitchen table in the mornings in nothing more than a large open shirt, while smiling as she watches you cook breakfast and make coffee while letting out a soft "ufufu" before rising to get a little morning groping in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099764
>tfw i will never be an anubis's personal slave boy
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099765
Ok.

NOW you've created a chimera of sorts.

The amazon and minotaur are going to greatly increase both her height and muscle mass to the point where she's so well built that exercise becomes unnecessary but for fat burning.

The holst will add extra large breasts and impede her already faltering flight skills....were it not for the yeti (see later)

The kitsune is going to result in odd fluff going in the gaps in her feathers that would serve for extra insulation.

Lastly, the yeti is going to give her paws instead of wings (paws have feathers) and the minotaur/saytros are going to give her hooves for feet instead of bird claws (scales still there) and larger, curling horns.


Congratulations, you've done a thing.

>>17099768
Yeti with an aura of cold that ends as soon as you are being cuddled by her.

Also, blue fur/hair, purple skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099747
This is the second time I've seen this image and this is the second time I've seen Lala's daughteru as a dullahan-arachne hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099780
guess i'll need to add in some wyvern to sure up the wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099779
How would you react if you were captured, sold, bathed and left in an Anubis' bed chambers only for her to turn out to be super doting and cuddly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099788
very, very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099784
Now she has a long, lizard like tail covered in those fur/feathers and long with the wings being back.

At this point the yeti serves no purpose other than to increase her body temperature.

Anon, don't add anymore lest you cause cellular degeneration and she ends up a slime.

>>17099788
Would be nice.
Especially if she was super muscular despite not being a guard.

And had reading glasses.


Anyway, night for reals

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099774
Oh anon I have a Ph.D in dragons and zombies wouldn't really ufufu. What you are describing there is just her giggling to herself in the lovey dovey waifu way and not the slightly smug lady way. What would be more of an "Hehe" than an "Ufufu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099794
pls don't go anon we will miss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099799
I gotta go to bed, I have work tomorrow.

Besides, I already told folks not to burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099794
guess ill need to subtract the yeti and add some anubis for golden brown delicousness and mellow out er personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099804
Just remove the yeti.

She's tan already but just a lighter shade.

Anything else would just darken the skin more.

[Anonymous No.]

A man who really loves his wife will eat out her ass 3 times a day at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099810
Rimjobs a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099810
I guess I don't love my waifu at all then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099795
Nono, I have a Masters in Laughing Sounds, and the happiness derived from the Lovey Dovey Waifu state results in a slight smugness and satisfaction.

It's a well note phenomenon. In the eyes of the husband it's a smile of pure love. In the eyes of another woman it's a smile of smugness, as if it were saying "My hubbie is perfection and you'll never be happier than me"

Trust me I've studied this for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099820
>>17099815
How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099810
I'm sure that's not a requirement, but I most definitely would eat my wife's ass out daily.
>>17099830
Provided she clean it first, damn dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099830
What year is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099834
Calender says 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099825
If you say so, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099836
and still no commercially available flying cars powered by the hopes and dreams of magical beings.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099850
At least we got Blinkin Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099095
>>17099096
>>17099101
>>17099108
No where does it state that monster girls don't defecate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099869
It doesn't say that they defecate either

[Anonymous No.]

How about we stop talking about such a shitty topic and take a moment to appreciate soft monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099889
It seems like we talk about fat girls an AWFUL lot, though. They really don't deserve all the attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099894
But there's just so much to love, how could you not want to talk about sleeping in such a warm embrace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099894
>fat

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brag about my shy waifu and tell everyone how great and cute she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099910
Tell us about her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099873
They eat regular foods too, so it's only natural that they would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099910
I love doing that anon, it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099910
>"H-h-honey- p-p-please... don't t-tell every-"
>Anon proceeds to brag loudly about how his wife's tail is the best and biggest mofu in the world and how no nine tailed inari can compare to her squirrely goodness
>Ratatoskyr is hiding in her shirt at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099910
I want to pick up a Ratatoskr and plant a kiss right on her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099914
She's the cutest thing around and the best girl anyman can find! No scale, slime, or fox compares to how comfy she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099889
Designed for lap pillow/mimikaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099928
>You will never go full Hughes when talking about your daughteru
Sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099928
>>17099933
I always imagined KDF would be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had both a kobold wife and a pet dog, how would the kobold respond? Would she be jealous of someone else getting Master's headpats? Or would she be happy to have a pet to play with and chase the dog around the yard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099928
Anon a cute!
His wife is so lucky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099936
One should never cheat on their waifu. You just need to teach your daughter that she should go after boys her own age like that anon next door...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099928
>No scale
But that picture was drawn about Miiafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099936
Only anonymously on the internet anon, I'd never do anything like that in real life except for in appropriate scenarios.

>>17099939
Probably the latter anon, though that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to imagine that monstergirls would sign "minimal contact contracts" when working with humans, to avoid on-site sexual assault.

But would it stop a medusa from cornering you in the janitorial closet, freezing you in place, and making you watch as she dances, gropes herself, and stripteases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099987
It also doesn't stop wights from fondling your soul, as that was not in the fine print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099936
Who wouldn't brag about their cute daughterus? It shows they make you happY!

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say soft?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that visiting Dragonia as a single man is illegal and can get you arrested, raped and married by the Dragon Police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100038
Piggu.
P-piggu! Piggu piggu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100047
Ravioli ravioli
Get arrested by the dragon loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100038
I prefer soft Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099923

They seem like the type that would just melt in your arms and go limp after a moment of brief surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100052
Don't fuck the dragon loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100051
Could you beat a pig girl until she had heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100100
We'll start with the whips and move to the love-cudgel. Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099439
>You will never explore a remote area of wilderness and stumble across a pristine shrine, tended to by strange Fox women.
>They offer you gratuitous amounts of hospitality, food, a bath, they even wash your clothes.
>They get quite friendly, the younger ones even starting to flirt with you.
>After a few days of resting, you thank them, but say you need to be getting back home.
>Their faces all go blank and fish-eyed, but do nothing to stop you.
>You leave the way you came, but the path feels unfamiliar, your compass doesn't lie though, it should be the right way.
>After several hours, find yourself back at the shrine.
>The Fox shrine maidens welcome you back and explain that they can't let you leave. They need a man to father the next generation.
>So just relax, make yourself at home, everything you need is right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
I volunteer as tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100038
White pigguu go home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
But my dog is deaf and has anxiety attacks if I'm gone too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100135
How about golden brown piggu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
I'll offer to take them with me, that should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100135
Buiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100242
Buhi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
>everything you need is right here.
Does the shrine have good internet? If so then they're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100251
Is it P'Orc time?
Because I don't even have a p'orc folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098516
And I'm not good enough at drawing to make illustrations of various Yandere women and their spouses. We've got a long road ahead of us, hopefully this all pays off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098525
I've watched too many David Lynch films to ever think something like thay is anything other than horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100268
>Anon asks them if they have internet?
>"Inter... net?"
>Anon screams at the top of his lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098525
>Make every other girl look like her
But then, how would he know who she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100251
That P'Orc is THICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17096997
You could say we're BONED then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
All I need is a strictly monogamous sexual relationship with the youngest lolifox they have, I hope they're okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100300
>anon starts drawing 4chan posts in the dirt
>spends all day and night staring at his dirt drawings
>constantly muttering about plebs and wrong opinions
>the foxes realize the man they've captured is completely deranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100319
I'd go for the opposite. Give me the oldest, loneliest, bustiest, fluffiest fox they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
Is there a musclefox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099747
>Venom Coffee Mug
A very nice and amusing detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100300
>>17100320
Do you think there would be cell-service? I could make due with a mobile hotspot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100319
That'd be way too weird man. Just imagine anon, the only man around for hundreds of miles going around with his tiny lolifox waifu. I don't know how it must feel for the other foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
No. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100320
See this is why I never have fantasies of being whisked away from civilization. I am NOT giving up internet, that's like telling a brewer that they can't ever ingest alcohol. Now getting strung into a dark web of a deranged monster girl's fantasies under the guise of mundane modern life, that is the stuff I can go doki doki over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17098940
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100368
That's too scary for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100414
How can you say that to someone who just wants to get to know you better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100350
I bet a lot of Apocalypse enthusiasts have underestimated this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100440
Any person who really does not need the internet nor miss it is either too old to care or live in such an incredibly rural area an apocalypse wouldn't change their lives that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100453
When the only things I really do with it is watch videos and shitpost all day, I really wouldn't miss it.
I'd rather go to the Sabbath and study magic with a bunch of Witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100047
Are there any requirements like in outside of dragonia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099154
>Anon finally gets raped by his Thunderbird childhood friend
>They are both vrigins
>She has been dreaming about this for years
>They end up both cumming before insertion
>She starts crying
>Anon has to comfort her all night long

Thunder pussy is dangerous folks. Don't get seduced by a Thunderbird bright colors and mating call unless you want to suffer this humiliation.

Thanks for the translation, it was most likely a Thunderbird who messed with your internet to prevent you from spreading the shameful truth about their thunder pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

If you have any sort of lewd dreams it means that subconsciously you want to fuck your momster.
This had been proven by a Lich scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100681
Which Lich? That hack with the momdom fetish? You know the one, Fraud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100681
I'm not going to trust a Lich that molests her son while he sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100685
>>17100689
That Lich has decades of research and experiments under her belt.
Just because she happens to have an adopted son doesn't make her findings biased in any fashion.
Now go ask your momster out. She will be extremely happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100698
Anon that very fact makes her entire research about momsters biased as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100698
I'd rather make a nice chuffer a mother instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100709
That just makes her more passionate about the subject.
If your Lich monster had sex with you it would solely be for the purpose of better understanding how to make sons all over the world happier

>>17100710
What about making some sisters with your big chuff momster? She adopted you, fed you and protected you all these years. You have to pay her back somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100730
>What about making some sisters with your big chuff momster?
Fine, but only on one condition. That she looks like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100746
Small tigers are not for lewd, even eternal loli ones.
Also you'd get bullied if people knew your momster is that short and flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100730
Lich momsters only use their "research" as an excuse to have sex with their adopted son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100757
Shut up and let me have my lolihag!

[Anonymous No.]

Get your wife anal sex for Christmas, she'll love it, and she can enjoy it every day of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100773
but its not christmas

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>>17100765
Are you seriously implying that Lichs would put their personal desires before the common good?

>>17100768
Good luck maintaining any form of self respect when your lolihag momster treats you like a child despite you bring much taller than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100786
Monster girl Christmas celebrates the enthronement of the current Demon Lord, and it's coming up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100795
No, I'm just saying that they try to justify their desires by saying it will help people in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100800
Fox news was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100795
>treats you like a child despite you bring much taller than her
I'm used to that though. Not even joking, I was taller than my mom at age ten.

[Anonymous No.]

https://plasmidhentai.tumblr.com/post/161213724066/another-one-for-d
Not the biggest fan of the guy's art style but Ryu porn is rare so it's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100773
Anal makes monster girls' butt tingle and when you cum inside they shiver in pleasure, then they rub their tummy with a smug smile.
Definitely a good present year round.

>>17100811
>Fox news
>Trusting a network ran entirely by cunning vixen masters of illusion
>Not getting your news from trustworthy local Ratatoskrs

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>>17100807
Fair enough, they're still justified in doing so though.
Would you drop out of school to participate in your Lich monster's experiment on fertility rates between incestuous couples?

>>17100815
Real life doesn't compare.
When your chuff monster enters the tight bath with you and sits right between your legs you'll have a very hard time holding yourself back from abusing her small soft body.
In her mind you're still her pure innocent boy. It doesn't cross her mind that you could possibly have perverted thoughts towards an old lady like her.

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>>17100860
Wasn't my plan to impregnate this minichuff anyways?

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>>17100868
pregnant minichuffs are a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100868
Yes, but the question is how many times must you get her pregnant before you're satisfied?

>>17100903
Minichuffs who give birth to big chuffs are the best.

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>>17099965
You wouldn't tell your daughteru to her face that she is the best thing in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100923
Indeed.
Maybe such a thing will even trigger something in the minichuff and turn her into a big chuff!

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>>17100923
>Minichuffs who give birth to big chuffs are the best.
Indeed.
Also, I think the correct answer is nine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100746
Please delete this. The armpits, belly, tan lines, flat chest and youth of this mini chuff is turning me into a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100827
His style is ok. This isn't actually that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100941
Better that you admit you have a problem than live in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

What does chuff even mean? I'm unfamiliar with the chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100958
Chuffing is the noise that big cats make instead of purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

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>>17100933
>Lolihag chuff hits a growth spurt after giving birth to a litter of big daughterus
That could work though I'd rather she stays small

>>17100934
That's a lot of chuff, I hope you're ready to become a communal pillow for all of them to hug when they fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

'Cock sure is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100968
>>17100972
Oh. Well thanks. So chuffers a cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101103
The cutest
They're like cats but without all the bitchiness and much more cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

I had an idea of a human that disguises herself as a monster, but then gets caught and taken to a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101139
>What was she disguising herself as?
>A dhampir? With plastic fangs? How lazy.
>SPIN THE WHEEL!!

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>>17101139
How would that even work?
Fake paws? fake teeth? lying about polymorphing?
And what would the monsters do then they catch her.

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>>17101154
wasn't there a story about that? where there was a corruption gameshow where the chick became a arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100955
No you have a problem

[Anonymous No.]

You get your waifu, only she acts the way she did before she turned into a MG to every one but you and her children-to-be.

y/n?

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>>17101172
>And what would the monsters do then they catch her.
Turn her of course, probably throw her at the leftover men.

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>>17101008
That's what the sabbath is for.
Would be cute watching the former minichuff try to do the things she used to with you while adjusting to her new size

[Anonymous No.]

Correct me if I'm misunderstanding something but the true power of the nuke is in its ability to irradiate and kill the land and everything in it, yes? the initial firestorm is devestating, but property can be protected with spells to a limited degree and the people can take to underground.

So with that in mind, would the undead suffer radiation sickness?

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>>17101243
Nope. They might glow in the dark for a bit, but that's a very minor side effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101243
>MGE: DE fixes all
>Non MGE: the dead don't feel pain

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>>17101208
Why would there be leftover men?

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>>17101247
>Have to live in a glowing undead kingdom
>The heavy distortion between the nuclear weapons and god-tier spells created a rip in reality and now they're all making fallout references without understanding why
>A lich built the first functioning T-45 under a divine stroke of inspiration using magic reactors
The horror

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>>17101241
How do you punish your big minichuff when she breaks her fifth plate in the same week?
She used to have cute little paws and now she has scary huge claws

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>>17101252
prisoners of war, mass kidnappings, dudes with harems. you might end up with a few single men in monster land with most the monsters being taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101066
Not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101270
Spanking followed by ear scritches followed by plastic plates until she adapts.

her pout would be adorable

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a dragon that likes to be spanked

[Anonymous No.]

>Still need to do that dragon bakery story

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101196
So she's the same but less lusty? Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101323
Who's your waifu that she's the same? An Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101330
You are my waifu, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101342
>Imypling I'd be less lusty

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>>17101345
L-lewd.

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>>17101303
>She still has the mannerism of a cute little chuff
>She pouts and gives you puppy eyes whenever she wants something
>She has yet to realize she tripled in size
She deserves all the hugs and kisses

>>17101312
Dragon Zombies, Jabberwocks and Wyverns all very much enjoy spankings

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>>17101372
That she does, all of the hugs and kisse.
would big spoon her like no other

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101345
Alps deserve lemons in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101372
Wurms enjoy skin contact a lot so groping and slapping their butt. Enough can make her cum.
Vanilla is fairly easy to trick so you can get some slaps on her and maybe she'll get hooked on.

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>>17101381
What if they like having their mouths stuffed full of incredibly sour things?

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>>17101379
>Spoiler
That sounds so comfy.
If you tried to stop embracing her she would squirm and forcefully hold you so you can't get away

>>17101384
Spanking a Wurm ends up in rape 90% of the time so be careful
Vanilla Dragons are too prideful to let a mere human male spank their asses and they would straight up refuse any request or suggestions involving it. If you do manage to trick one she will quickly change her mind and find ways to have you spank her without asking for it directly.

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>>17101428
It's not really rape, just really wet and sloppy love making. After cumming because of the slaps a few times she'll become a mere female worm.
You can trick dragons by poking their pride a bit but some may not fall for it. The best way to get some slaps on her is to become her husband and give her the puppy eyes.

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>>17101428
That she would, although now she has the power to keep you in place

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>>17101396
That's when you focus a flashlight on it.
I also read alps suck blood. Vampire alps confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101459
Nah, those are just rumors that alps can suck a dick so much, a bit of blood comes out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101459
Well, despite what everyone says, they are succubi in MGE canon, and alps can become any succubi subspecies besides lilims. So yes, vampire alps confirmed.

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>>17101442
Please don't be so rough with Wurms, if you hit one hard and long enough for her to cum multiple times she will develop a dependance on you and then you'll have to take care of her for the rest of your life

>Dragon can't refuse her husband's shameful requests because he looks so sad when she says no
She will have shameful requests of her own then, such as Prince kidnapping roleplay and scale polishing

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>>17101459
Oh what a clod; he thinks I want his blood!
Something else entirely I'll have for food, in the morning he'll wonder where's his wood.
I'll have my nightly feast until we become a two-backed beast!

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101492
No.

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>>17101476
That alp looks pretty unstable....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17099658
Do die in sleep.

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>>17101473
Well, I mean, having a slightly masochist wurm would be extremelly delicious and I would probably end up abusing her a lot, maybe have her beg for it.

>such as Prince kidnapping roleplay and scale polishing
Roleplaying as a prince sounds fun and scale polishing should be routine. I'd strike a deal with my dragon and it would be something like that, she does embarrassing things for me and I do it for her.

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>>17101508
Well, when your dick lust irreversibly transforms you into a succubus, the things designed to suck cocks almost as well as ghouls, but all the guys you try to date call you faggot and don't even give you a chance, you'd go a bit crazy too.

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>>17101243
>So with that in mind, would the undead suffer radiation sickness?
They're the living dead, they can't get sick. Wouldn't stop them from accumulating radioactivity and giving radiation sickness to living things, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101243
Fallout showed us that Ghouls are radiation resistant, so the Undead aren't bothered by it.

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>>17101513
Turning your Wurm into a masochist slut sounds like fun, but will you be able to endure everyone judging your illicit sexual relationship with her? And even then what if she gets pregnant?

>scale polishing should be routine
Anon please, it takes hours and you have to do every scale on her body including extremely lewd ones like the ones on her hips and on her cheeks
Scale polishing should be reserved for special occasions only

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>>17100047
>dat Kanna
Oh god my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Any dark mage stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101547
No. Scales need to be groomed daily.

If not then you simply aren't a man who can handle any dragons and thus don't deserve them.

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>>17101500
I can see myself running from a giant enemy cancer. Her suddenly catching me and having her way with me. Me being a clean and drained paladin afterwards.

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>>17101550
She's going to take you straight to sabbath jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101550
She shoots lolicons

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>>17101569
Sabbath Jail is really just a glorified loli rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101569
>sabbath jail
Oh god I wouldn't mind that.

>>17101570
With magical "love-love" bullets right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101559
Thankfully no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101576
Of course it is, what's your point?

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>>17101547
People won't judge that much when they see how happy she is and I'd only go crazy on her ass when we are alone, be a few gropes while we are out.
If she becomes pregnant then I will stop a bit, the ass slaps will become gentle belly rubs with kisses on the forehead and eskimo kisses.

>Scale polishing should be reserved for special occasions only
Really now? I've always considered it something slightly lewd but normal to do. It would be done at least twice per week and sometimes I'd even get her unprepared, basically turning it into molestation, but it would be too good to stop. I polish her scales and then she polishes my diamond.

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>>17101579
No. With real bullets. That kill. Because lolicons deserve the death penalty.

[Anonymous No.]

God please just give me a mindflayer to make me forget things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100118
Everything about this is good.
I currently work for people I share mutual apathy towards. They don't even genuinely care about my efforts.
I use the internet only to shitpost, look up trivial facts, and destroy my sleep cycle.
I eat inconsistently, I don't exercise as much as I should.
Again and again I keep meaning to do things but then can't resist wasting three hours a night fapping to foxgirls. No joke. This is beyond addiction but it assuages the loneliness.
Spending three hours a night fucking foxgirls would be infinitely better.

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>>17101559
Iron beast did a roulette on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101516
Can't alps just say no or ignore dick i know they eventually fail. It bothers me knowing most of them are crazies in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101584
Whats wrong with dark mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101651
How does this roulette function?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101561
Men who groom their Dragon more than once every other month are complete and utter slave sluts who serve as nothing but boytoys to their selfish Dragon

>>17101599
If you don't educate your Wurm properly she will ask for spankings in public. At least you have enough sense to treat her properly if she were to get pregnant

>Slightly lewd but normal
It's way too intimate of an act, even sex seems tame comparatively. She has to stay still while you spend literal hours close to her rubbing every inches of her sensitive scales. Hell she will probably be steaming when you do her cheek scales and your face is so close to hers that she can feel your breath

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>>17101677
You go to his pastebin and you read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101658
I imagine there would be ones that accept the change and are mentally stable, though it might be after a bit of introspection.

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>>17101684
>Men who groom their Dragon more than once every other month are complete and utter slave sluts who serve as nothing but boytoys to their selfish Dragon

Anon are you trying to deter me from my point? Because all of that sounds perfect.

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>>17101684
I think that's an exaggeration. I help my kitsune wife brush all of her tails at least every other day, and I'm not some kind of boytoy slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101687
I deserve that.
I just thought somebody could give me an idea before I spend time reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101703
It's got a Dark Mage, isn't that what you quest after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101684
If you groom your dragon every other month you're a goddamn disgusting disgrace.
Beelzebubs have better hygiene.

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>>17101694
Don't say that kind of stuff or you'll attract old bitter Dragon CCs looking for a boy to add to their hoard

>>17101698
You're not a boytoy slut, you're a mofu slut.
I bet you'd cry yourself to sleep if you didn't have her fluffy tails to hug in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading a monster girl doujishi
>Dragon girl X human knight
>Loving vanilla sex
>Totally okay
>Last page
>"And in the next chapter: NTR"
>Why.jpg
Why is this allowed? What is up with the those fucking japs and their fucking NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101698
This

Grooming your waifu isn't something to shame. But if my waifu ever wants to call me her little slut, I have no problem with that. At all

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>>17101684
>even sex seems tame comparatively
You are exaggerating, anon, polishing scales is intimate but not that much. Sure, she'd be always wet and panting after we finish especially if I gave her some massages after her scales are sensitive but it's mostly just roleplay before sex if not just me taking care of her.
Also, you should take care of your dragon more. Once per month will leave her grumpy.

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>>17101721
Their ways are not our ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101706
True

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>>17101721
As if we're any better. Have you seen western porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101719
Silly anon. I don't hug her tail, I hug her and her tails wrap around both of us. Clearly you don't get how this works

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101736
Please do not use shadman as a standard.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the Sabbath Scouts are pure and innocent, the complete opposite of lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
You've eaten their new angelfood cake flavored cookies, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
You can't prove that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
Well yeah, they try to lure you in with innocence instead of sluttyness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
Can I pay them in hugs and cash?
I'll pay full price to give them hugs regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
I'd help one that's working on their charm spell merit badge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101766
That's not true, their uniforms have windows where their flat chests and puffy cunnies are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101792
Kill yourself

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>>17101766
I agree. Although I'm a bit skeptical about letting my daughterus join

[Anonymous No.]

>You get offered a plane ticket to Dragonia
Would you be willing to start a new life there and go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101804
I concur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101807
If you want your daughterus to fuck a guy tomorrow then go ahead and let them join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
Please fucking take me I will give anything to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
If only to see a Dragonian Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101817
You say that like there's a guarantee they won't do that regardless of joining or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101817
Probably shouldn't then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
I'd take it. My target would be some lonely shrine hidden away in the mountains.
Gonna find me a Ryu and make it rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
No, dragons a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
I'd rather tend a graveyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
Better have AC.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the Resturant Review Hellhound pic? Please I am quickly in need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101826
If you teach them to hold back a little and have talks with waifu then it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
No thanks, I want a feline in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101843
It's ok, I found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101792
Lolifags are cancer
>cunny
>cummy
Even alpfags don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101809
>all those dragon cultist
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101884
>nvm fixed it :)

[Anonymous No.]

>they keep biting the cunny bait
Stop giving him (you)s, that's the only reason he keeps doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101916
i cant even tell whose the shitposter or if it they are just mining (you)s from each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101897
Please tell me it's not the prude cultists.

>>17101916
>Biting the cunny
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101895
>falseflag with shit
>complain about lolifags being responsible for shit
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101964
Nigger

[Anonymous No.]

If I had an image to post, I'd post flowers eating cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon lands in reversed gender roles Mg world.
>Turns out that most men are only good for sex and raising children.

>Monster girls become shocked when he can debate and argue with the best of them.
>He's a guy, it's not like anything he says is right, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102013
>Anon starts a meninist movement
I can feel the cringe across the dimensions

[Anonymous No.]

>>17101847
I don't think your waifu would've rejected you either if her parents had told her to. They're still monsters, love trumps all in their eyes. I wonder how many daughterufags here would go insane trying to parent mgs since their values aren't human at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102013
I'd accept my fate and become a little submissive house husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102048
Anon it would be hard. There would be a lot of tears. But Im there to give my daughterus advice on dominating their shota childhood friend in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102057
>Arranged "marriage"
>"Teach kids not to rape"
Poor, naive Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102013
Is this supposed to be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102048
My waifu was old enough to make her own choices when I got her and I'm talking about a little kid going for a CC, jaded office dude. I'd just tell her to stay with the other kids and chill a bit before it's too late.

Then again, daughteru's species isn't one of the rape crazies.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be the first man to pass the arduous training for MGCs Selkie Team Six!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102040
Anon becomes horrified by the Pandora's box he has just opened when a guy Alps in front of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102138
>anon passes the training
>promoted to comfort officer for the ushi oni unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102202
I would totally be a comfort officer for the MGC Military.
There's no greater sacrifice than what those brave, brave, comfort officers sacrifice everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100368
hmm, liked the designs, story was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102237
I imagine when it comes to MGC military, love ALWAYS blooms on the battlefield

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102202
>>17102237
>comfort officer Anon
>the most decorated comfort officer in the military
>has seen hundreds and hundreds of bedrooms
>is still waiting for the day that unmarried four star Elf general asks for his services

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102167
>bonnet tipping alps
Just when i thought i couldn't cringe any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102127
>a little kid going for a CC jaded, office dude.
But I don't want little kids! I want my Tanuki office manager!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102283
Then stay away from the summoner. Wait no, stay away from the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102283
What if your Tanuki office manager is a little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102331
Not him, but why does this sound so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102453
Because a loli tanuki in a business suit going 'Boyim!' While being hugged is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102472
>She gets angry at you because your lack of productivity means she will have to buy less pokemon cards
Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102483
Id buy her a back and continue hugging

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102509
For being such a good goyim she's going to have to reward you with a prized ladybug sticker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102524
too cute.
Buying a tail ribbon for her along with another pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102532
Accepting a Tanukis present is basically like proposing to her
>Buying a tail ribbon for her
You even brought a ring for her to put on. Enjoy your new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102540
That would be nice but she's too young.
Maybe when she's older

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102571
>Spoiler
Well, you can always do one of those cliché marriage promise
Now go back to work while she plays video games on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose a Hellhound's husband is dying and the goddess of the underworld offered to let him live if she submits to her for an entire year. Could she get a Hellhound to submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102588
That I would, although that may prove difficult should she fall asleep there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
No she'd punch harder because she still has oxygen in her muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
If you die you just have to walk back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
Dying when you have a Hellhound waifu is basically just her taking you and moving to a warmer climate.
>you will never take your Hellhound waifu and daughterus on a nice happy vacation to the river Phlegethon during your first year in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
>>17102602
>Hellhound's husband dies in a freak roomba accident
>He is sent to hell because of his illicit relationship with a monster
>Hellhound opens up a portal to hell
>Bring him back to the realm of the living
>Tells him that he's gonna have to repay her in bed tenfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
>nighounds
They'll rob the nearest convienience store and forget about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102592
You're just trying to start shit, don't you

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally here

http://i.imgur.com/UVivAHN.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102614
>literal hell is a nice place to live with a hellhound waifu
Monstergirls can fix anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102597
You'll just have to stay overtime until she wakes up. She will be very flustered when she realizes how much that little nap cost her in overtime hours it was completely worth it though

>>17102642
That's a big butt
Congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102642
Oh man.

How big is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102642
PILLOWY MOUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

If there ever was a hell in MGE, I don't think it exists anymore as such and it has been transformed into some uber femdom mamono realm instead or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102642
Now that's a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a weekend at the country coming up, I'm going to pick up books about a couple of cool writers at the library to read there. I hope this is enough to attract Art Fairies to me. If I catch any I'll sell their Inspiration Juice to fools world wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102642
Lucky.
Where can I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

So when are we gonna get something new from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102619
Let's not mention that has soon they give birth, they leave you holding the child in a gang riddled neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102746
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102751
Give KC time, it's hardly the longest gap he's had and he's writing a whole world guide plus doing art for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102751
Never. KC just confirmed on twitter that he died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102751
After comiket and release of new world guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102802
>after comiket
We'll have to wait until August?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102809
He meant the winter comiket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102802
>>17102809
i need my dose of new MGs or i'll have to distract myself by beeing a productive member of society

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Anubis-senpai, I finally did it with my hand. Do I win a prize?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never comfort your CC kiki maid before sex that it doesn't matter that she's inexperienced at her age, you can take your time and explore and learn to know each other's bodies because you'll be together for the rest of your lives
Just die in my sleep already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102757
What mg would like single fathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102646
>Monstergirls can fix anything
Indeed. Those hipster game bars are now occupied with nerdy succubi who want toi draw in introverted Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17102920
Did you write a proper report on your experience?
If not then Anubis senpai will hit your head with a ruler

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>>17102991
Anubis-senpai will surely not want to read about the details of her kohai jerking off to an Akaname POV blowjob video.

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>>17100307
She knows the exact moment you'll break anon, and when it happens and it WILL happen; she will be there waiting to pick up the pieces of her sweet, sweet anon.

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>>17102952
>Her little shudders when your fingers brush her womanhood
>Her breath quietly picking up as your hands roam over each other
>the sound of sliding fabrics as you disrobe her
>the little tears of happiness and excited nervousness as you gently yet firmly take a dominant position above her
>the palpable bliss and feeling of immense fulfillment emanating off of her as you finally penetrate
>her shy yet hopeful smile as she presents her aged large yet still firm breasts for your appraisal
>her delightful whimpering as you indulge in them with your hands and mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your invitation to your monster maid/roommate/momster to sleep together to fend off the cold was misunderstood, and now she's waiting completely naked in your bed! How do you explain to her that you didn't mean any sexual implication?

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>>17102974
Most would. A capable father tragically deprived of a woman in his life would sound rather appealing.

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>>17103255
>can you please just cuddle me I need love

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>>17103255
>to fend off the cold
Wrong time of the year, these days you'd ask your Ice Queen momster to sleep with you to cool you down
She'd barely blush and wait for you in bed with the most risque lingerie she could create

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>>17103307
Hiring momster is a really nice thing to do. She does all the mom things and all you have to do is let her jerk you off, doesn't even need sex most of the time.

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>>17103320
But hiring a girl is pathetic. Even by mg standards.

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>>17103332
Not really. Do you need a quick mom to cook some food and pamper you for a day? Just call MommyCare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17103340
Can I keep her or does she have to go? I don't think I could live without a mommy.

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>>17103340
Do they accept daily payment rates in semen?

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>>17103345
They claim that it's just a regular maid-type service but everyone knows that it's just a front for momster matching services.
It's not a coincidence that 99.99% of their momster "employees" end up leaving the company and marrying their clients.

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>>17103340
>mommycare
I cringed just typing that.

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>>17103345
Of course you can keep her. Just cling to her and say that you can't live without mommy and she'll give you a hug, saying that she loves you a lot and won't let you go.
Man, mommy stuff is pathetic.

>>17103350
It stops being just the payment after she settles in.

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>>17103357
>>17103359
You are not alone, anon. Everytime I type things like "Mommy will take care of you" I die a bit inside.

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Please stop the bullying, I know it's pathetic but I just want my Valk mommy to take care of me

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>>17103374
You don't have to listen to us, anon. Just imagine your mommy valk embracing you with her wings while you sob and gently patting your head with her divine soft hands, saying that everything will be okay and you should ignore bullies like us. Then you two head home holding hands, where she'll cook your favorite food so you can cheer up.

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>>17103387
Anon you're making me feel too happy imagining this!

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>>17103332
What could make a man so awful that even a monstergirl couldn't love him, and he's have to purchase affection?

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>>17103391
He's not purchasing anything, it's just legal fees to handle the moving of the monster's residency and marriage registration.

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>>17103390
I'm sure your mommy would be happy too! Seeing you smile will make her hug and give you tons of adorable nuzzles but her bountiful chest might be pressed on you too much and she'll notice that you have other urges too.
It's her dutty as your mom to make sure you are growing healthy, so before giving you the goodnight kiss she'll go under the blankets with you and jesus christ I'm dying.

>>17103401
Nah, MommyCare is just your good old maid-like service. Girls taking care of grown up dudes for money and all of that.

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>>17103422
I'm not sure you understand how MG Maid Services work.

Anyone else remember Maid Central Anon? Or have a link to the Maid Profiles for that matter?

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>>17103477
I remember date service anon. I got a girl from him.

It was really nice reading it, even when the girl wasn't for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17103477
https://pastebin.com/u/Gelatin
RIP MGC Maid Central

[Anonymous No.]

We're at image limit, but if anyone wanted to see pictures of the daki, particularly how yuge it looks,

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/869654616551673856

Have a great day!

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>>17103513
Sasuga Jabberfag

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>Missed a whole thread somehow
fug dis

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>>17102013
>Anon lives in reversed gender roles MG world.
>In a world where all the males are either shotas, traps or pretty-boys he is... none of the above.
>Too tall to be a shota, too short and un-fabulous to be a bishounen and with shoulders too strong and broad to be a trap, his existence is that of a freak to be mocked and shunned by society.
>Becomes the Father of Muscle-Wizardry.
>Saves the world time and time again with a fist that can level mountains.

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>>17103513
I'm so happy for you jabberfag.

Remember to cuddle it thoroughly!

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>>17103513
Nice blinds.

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>>17103510
Thanks anon.
Still very happy with the maid I got.

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>>17103539
Reversed gender role does not imply everyone turns into a shota

Personally I wouldn't complain but your post doesn't make sense

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>>17103539
Funny enough I've come to associate Muscle Wizardry with a shota.

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>>17103552
Same here man, I also am happy with the maid I got. Me and Holly are still going strong to this day.

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>>17103477
>tfw no misstress central

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CCs and lolis are great no doubt, but the patrician age range for a monster girl is 14 - 18
Teenagers are by far the best, they combine the pristine innocence of lolis and the decadent developed bodies of CCs

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>>17103513
>https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/869654616551673856
>7.5 feet of tits, pussy and ass

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>>17103554
I know, but I always kinda liked the idea for comedic effect; Like turning an intentionally-nauseating hugbox on it's head in a Demolition Man style scenario.

...Which is actually harder to write than it sounds, so it just stays there in the back of my head, invading my thoughts and occasionally making me giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17103648
19-21 for me.

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>>17103648
I want my waifu to be really close to my age, maybe just a little younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17103648
It's 22-32

Age doesn't really matter that much with a lot of monstergirls because of their lifespan though

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>>17103648
Those girls are best for impregnating before they graduate.

Because monster girls a cute.

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>>17103656
>nauseating
?

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>>17103707
As in, written explicitly to make people cringe.

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>>17103711
I'd read it.

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>>17103674
>>17103701
Too old, they get pretty lewd by then
>Age doesn't really matter that much with a lot of monstergirls because of their lifespan though
It does because the first 2 to 3 decades of their life dictates how they will live the rest of their lives

>>17103694
>close to my age, maybe just a little younger.
That's the safe, boring choice
Good to build a solid family foundation, but not much else

>>17103702
>Spoiler
Yes and yes. I want to make a cute monster girl high-schooler a mother and cause her to drop out because of it

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>>17103739
>Good to build a solid family foundation, but not much else
What ELSE would you want to do with your waifu?

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>>17103739
But what species and hows her parents going to take it?

Would you do it to a unicorn so she has to live with the embarrassment of carrying your kid in school?

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>>17103748
>not impregnating your dire Hellhound waifu to embarass her

Just imagine how red she'd be walking in public with a huge belly.

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>>17103739
>Good to build a solid family foundation, but not much else
That's exactly what I want anon, it'd be a perfect setup for my waifu and I to start dicking the eventual daughteru.

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>>17103758
Especially if you did it before she graduated so she'd be walking around the halls with a baby bump.

It may grind her gears a bit as she can't fight anyone while carrying the kid.

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>>17103759
for fuck's sake man

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>>17103744
All kinds of twisted and perverted things

>>17103748
It works with every species and her parents' reaction depends on her species, most would take it positively.

>Spoiler
Oh yes, she'd go to school with her stomach growing bigger and bigger as she tries her hardest to seem pure and innocent when in fact she is the lewdest girl in class.
Then one day in the middle of the semester she'd stop going to class altogether and all her friends would be worried. A few weeks later they'd receive invites to see her baby and say farewell to her as she becomes an early housewive

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>>17103758
Yeah, because hormones will totally not make her rape you twice as hard

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>>17103780
That and how she'd have to explain her swelling, milky breasts.

>>17103783
I now have the image of a teenage dire hellhound trying not to just take anon in the middle of class so she inadvertently starts masturbating when she thinks no one will see it.

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>impregnating your schoolgirl gf
Bad anons, you're supposed to be the responsible one in an age gap romance and care for the younger monstergirl.

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>>17103739
I see having a waifu who's holder than you by a little bit ok?

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>>17103812
I'm gonna care for her womb with my dick

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>>17103812
Fine.
I'll impregnate the teen dragon, her college age older sister, and their eldest thats the CEO of a company.

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>>17103794
>All her friends tease her about her already large chest became larger
>One of them sneaks from behind and gropes her
>Her breasts shoot out milk
>She becomes redder than a redcap and gallops to the toilets where she locks herself in
>Her friends spend hours convincing her that no one is going to judge her for drinking concentrated Holst milk
>The one who groped her makes a joke that it's not like she was pregnant since she's still a virgin
>It only makes her more ashamed of admitting the truth

>>17103817
It's the same as slightly younger than you, a boring bland safe choice only good to build a family

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>>17103832
So cute.
I can only imagine her finding out that she's Carrying twins.

I also wonder if she drinks from her own breasts to keep them drained when anon isn't around.

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>>17103832
Well I mean, I want "boring vanilla safe choice".

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>>17103513
how much taller is it compared to you

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>>17103846
She uses her milk to practice baking all kinds of delicious cakes and cookies. She's gonna be making a lot of them for her twins and husband once she becomes a housewife.

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>>17103877
Thats nice, although she's going to get awful soft if she's eatin all those sweets she bakes.

Although it may help her play off the 'I'm not pregnant' angle.

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>>17103885
It's all coming together though once she gives birth you'll have to help her get all the weight off one way or another. It can't be helped if she gets pregnant again in the process.

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>>17103916
>She plays up that she's chubby and wants to lose the weight a 'new' way.
>She ends up getting pregnant again before losing any

Poor unicorn is going to end up tubby but an excellent baker.

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>>17103931
Her breasts won't have time to shrink back to normal size before she gets pregnant again
The poor girl will have a body to put CCs to shame before she even reaches her twenties

>an excellent baker.
That's the most important part, she will feed you the most delicious and rich deserts filled with her homemade dairy creams. Of course you'll have to give her some of your cream too

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>>17103821
I don't understand?

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>>17103957
Oh, you can believe I would
Gonna make her the happiest, softest, unicorn in the city with the cutest daughterus

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>>17099889
I want to be tied up and slowly violated by a thicc monster

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>>17104065
I want to tie up and have my way with a thick monster girl.

The thicker the better.

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>>17103513
That's practically a mattress, you madman!

I'm a little jealous.

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>>17104070
>>17104065
Fat girls are bad and don't deserve to be loved.

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>>17103739
Nah, getting a dragon in her 20s is rarity.

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>>17104076
Those monster girls are for putting into bondage and teasing to your heart's content.

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>>17104076
Nigga who are you to say who should get love?

[Anonymous No.]

Pseudo-Slav Jinko with a prosthetic magitek arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104205
Gonna scratch her ears.

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How would you propose to your waifu anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104284
By impregnating her.
Taking her out to dinner, a movie, and then some cuddle time at home

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>>17104284
By putting my winky inside her.

More specifically though, I'd blindfold her before the sex and then sometime during the act I slip her engagement collar around her neck and wait till she notices.

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>>17104284
Apprehensively plucking a spine from her tail and stabbing myself in the thigh with it.

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>>17104304
I bet girls that have poison/venom as part of their biology would see this as heart pupil territory.
Can you imagine a Manticore's reaction to prodding yourself? Or maybe the look on an Apophis' face after you bite into an apple that she inject with venom?

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>>17104313
Why do I want a shortstack manticore and apophis so much?

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>>17104284
I'm a fan of the "Casual Proposal". Rather than a grand romantic gesture, or even just the whole "Down on one knee" thing, just including the idea at the tail-end of a romantic, intimate moment.

Of course, the setting is important to this. As any number of sitcoms joke about, immediately following sex is generally a bad idea. Personally I like the idea of talking out that big step while cuddled up under the stars.

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>>17104327
https://itsnaaaav.tumblr.com/image/156212130337

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>>17104354
Oh right, because they're cute and I can sit her in my lap and nibble her ears.

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>>17104313
>Apophis injects her venom into an apple
>Really craving a quesadilla, but notice the fang marks in the apple
>Pretend to crack your neck in order to look around, and spot her peering around the corner behind you
>Grab the apple, spin around, and look her square in the eyes as you take a bite right where the fang marks are

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>>17104363
Is this a challenge for dominance against the Grapesnake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17100290
It's easier to bury the sordid past of contrived yandere tropes and never try again.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better? A loli who acts like and old hag? Or an old hag who acts like a loli?

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>>17104510
An old hag who acts like an old hag.

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>>17104510
The hotter one is whichever makes the new thread to bump this one off

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>>17103513
Urbosa daki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104284
Take her on a date and at the end of it when the mood is right I'll say some stuff.

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>>17104284
Marriage is a failed institution

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>>17104510
A cake who acts like a cake

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>>17104566
So, an older mimic that lives in a large cake?

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>>17104570
>A mimic who lives within another girl
A parasite mimic? I... wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104570
She'd be fun at parties.

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>>17104578
tapeworm MG when

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104578
I was thinking more along the lines of a birthday cake.
You know, those ones with strippers hiding in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17104585
You are a sandworms potential tapeworm.

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>>17104578
Embrace the purest love.

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>>17104591
:thinking:

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>>17104284
By walking in the desert, getting eaten, and raped until I'm unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for the meanest weresheep around.

The woolly bully

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>>17104641
I've heard about this one. She grabs you as if she was going to give you a noogie but instead you get a pat and her fluff puts you to sleep.
Once you get caught sleeping in class or on the corridors you get punished and the woolly boolly walks away free.