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Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:04:29 2008 No.1707776 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up and suddenly realize you're in Illya's body.

Why do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:05:11 2008 No.1707779 Masturbate... forever.

>>	Klein !Klan7ih6Qs Wed Dec 3 17:05:22 2008 No.1707780 Eat lunch with Saber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:05:27 2008 No.1707781 Schlick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:05:33 2008 No.1707782 >>1707779

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:05:41 2008 No.1707783 Become the Holy Grail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:06:37 2008 No.1707789 Oh god, why can't it really happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:08:43 2008 No.1707795 Masturbate, then seduce Saber

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:09:50 2008 No.1707798 [x] Masturbate write the rest now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:10:20 2008 No.1707802 Doubletake, schlick, eat lunch with saber, use the phrase "Onee-chan" as much as possible. In that order.

>>	Klein !Klan7ih6Qs Wed Dec 3 17:11:48 2008 No.1707810 Stare at Saber's back, vomit. Also the only true answer is to record yourself saying onii-san and things of the sort for you to enjoy once you become yourself again.

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !/MTU7LNU7s Wed Dec 3 17:12:51 2008 No.1707811 [x] Masturbate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:13:16 2008 No.1707814 Post on /jp/ about it.

>>	Eugene !HlzGVpXSyk Wed Dec 3 17:13:41 2008 No.1707815 Get someone to photograph me. Like, A LOT of photos. Then, seduce Seiba.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:22:45 2008 No.1707836 fuck shirou

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:25:26 2008 No.1707839 Find myself a nice boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:26:57 2008 No.1707841 [x] Rape the butlers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:29:02 2008 No.1707847 Suck every dick in /jp/ CHOMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:39:33 2008 No.1707868 summon berseker then use him to kidnap every female of the F/SN cast (other than sakura) then proceed in to rape all of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:40:43 2008 No.1707871 Rin, you don't have to reply to the OP so many times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:41:30 2008 No.1707875 masturbate then go off to seduce Shiro, Saber, Sakura, and Rider.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:47:56 2008 No.1707899 Anyone not saying schlick/masturbate is a God damned liar... OP should've asked what the 2nd thing you do is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:52:58 2008 No.1707907 Finger Taiga

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:53:03 2008 No.1707914 Excellent! It will give me a first hand experience about how is it like in the other side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 17:54:15 2008 No.1707915 I'd go find Shiro and curl up next to him in his bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:00:57 2008 No.1707936 Masturbate, then take a shitload of sexy photos and videos of myself. Then seduce Caster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:01:33 2008 No.1707938 Hey /jp/ I am Illyasviel von Einzbern ask me anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:02:38 2008 No.1707948 Go start some trouble and not afraid of anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:09:16 2008 No.1707972 MOU IKKAI!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:09:48 2008 No.1707975 Molest Taiga, and get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:10:12 2008 No.1707978 >>1707871 Lawl

>>	Kordox !DOZOaniwcg Wed Dec 3 18:13:14 2008 No.1707987 Take pics of self. Masturbate and have sex all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:13:30 2008 No.1707989 Is Taiga a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:17:26 2008 No.1707999 >>1707989 You'd have to ask Kiritsugu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:18:47 2008 No.1708000 >>1707938 Are you still a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:20:46 2008 No.1708005 >>1707999 You really think he wouldn't hit that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:23:47 2008 No.1708015 Die one year later after the Holy Grail War.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:24:44 2008 No.1708018 >>1708015 :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:26:50 2008 No.1708027 I'd post a thread in 4chan asking what to do.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Dec 3 18:33:32 2008 No.1708045 >>1708015 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:36:12 2008 No.1708051 >>1708015 ;;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:38:17 2008 No.1708054 Masturbate, then become Internet sensation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:39:49 2008 No.1708056 [X] feel DFC

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:40:58 2008 No.1708058 Masturbate furiously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:48:33 2008 No.1708077 >>1707811 You're not AoC

>>	Czechfag Wed Dec 3 18:54:44 2008 No.1708105 Die.

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Wed Dec 3 18:56:14 2008 No.1708110 >>1708077 Yes he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:57:25 2008 No.1708118 Whichever of you is Anon of Colombia, check your email and reply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:58:36 2008 No.1708124 >>1708118 So I'm not the only one he hasn't replied to in quite a while, eh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 18:59:58 2008 No.1708128 >>1708124 He asked me for help finding something, then never told me if what I linked to him was what he needed. ;_; So now it's bothering me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 19:00:54 2008 No.1708133 BAHSAKA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 19:06:28 2008 No.1708154 >>1708128 We were discussing a certain project I was interest in, and after much encouragement to try joining him, he stopped replying. Now I don't know if I was just a bother all along ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 19:19:06 2008 No.1708212 >>1708015 easily solvable, just become a vampire.

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Wed Dec 3 19:21:28 2008 No.1708221 Sorry to everyone I haven't mailed back, but I tend to just forget about replying. sage for derailing thread. Again. [X]Check body. Thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 19:32:50 2008 No.1708259 >>1708110 Now you're the one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:01:31 2008 No.1708646 Dress up and be adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:28:51 2008 No.1708754 >>1707871 >Rin, you don't have to reply to the OP so many times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:33:31 2008 No.1708769 >>1707779

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 21:35:17 2008 No.1708779 >>1707779 Duh, there is no other option

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Wed Dec 3 22:43:36 2008 No.1709086 Pinch to make sure I'm not dreaming, then masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 22:47:25 2008 No.1709098 Maturbate. Then Seduce and have sex with Saber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 22:53:36 2008 No.1709129 File: 247 KB, 600x846, 1228344816670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I do not understand why you're making fun of the situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 22:56:29 2008 No.1709140 According to this thread all of /jp/ would be gay if they were female. Interesting....

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 22:57:31 2008 No.1709147 >>1709140 They would also be the sluts that they hate so much. The irony is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 03:11:44 2008 No.1710314 Seduce Archer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 03:18:10 2008 No.1710357 As I was reading this thread and thinking to myself, I got a little excited when putting myself in Ilya's shoes. This hasn't happened to me in the past, but now I want to be the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 03:49:10 2008 No.1710546 >>1709147 Wait, does that mean we are all subconsciously jealous of sluts?

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