Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue May 16 12:57:13 2017 No.17031873 [Reply] [Original]

The Black Goat hungers for anon.
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>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:57:34 2017 No.17031874 >>17031873 maids are olev?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:05 2017 No.17031876 >>17031874 nailed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:10 2017 No.17031877 >>17031874 OLEV!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:16 2017 No.17031879 File: 1.30 MB, 685x1026, C5BiRnNVMAIu_pL.png orig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031873 Chiyo-nee~

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:20 2017 No.17031881 Kobolds wearing cute outfits and wagging their tails!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:30 2017 No.17031882 Reminder that lilims are for loving, not for bullying. Unless they're into it, in which case please watch out for the safe word.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:58:54 2017 No.17031884 >>17031882 Don't worry, I only bully hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:59:37 2017 No.17031888 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x1636, olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031874 Only eldritch ones

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:59:38 2017 No.17031887 >>17031879 not terrible, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:00:10 2017 No.17031893 >>17031874 Olevest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:01:23 2017 No.17031904 >>17031881 Kobolds with big floppy ears made for rubbing in your palms!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:01:30 2017 No.17031905 >>17031882 But what about Lilim bullies? >>17031884 The hat is not for lewd anon; we've discussed this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:04:18 2017 No.17031913 >>17031888 Even your trips can't convince me that Shoggoths are better than Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:04:21 2017 No.17031914 >>17031884 Lilim bullies do not exist, they're a conspiracy theory made by bullies to justify their bullying. Lilims wouldn't bully a fly!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:04:35 2017 No.17031916 File: 204 KB, 950x877, 1493581023434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Lately my husband keeps ignoring my schedules and plans for the day >What should I do to punish him /human/ ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:05:49 2017 No.17031924 >>17031882 I wonder, would a Lilim's hat ever become a tsukumogami? because ruthlessly bullying a Lilim's personified hat would be the ultimate dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:06:26 2017 No.17031927 >>17031916 >Gag, blindfold, restraints and a whole lot of paint brushes Well that's what I'd suggest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:06:51 2017 No.17031931 File: 538 KB, 1024x768, mermaid_mge_by_l4no_shiro-db9do4v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FISH PUSI Bigger res, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:06:51 2017 No.17031932 >>17031916 >What should I do Stop with the shitty RP and drink a gallon of bleach you Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:08:19 2017 No.17031940 >>17031931 Cute! Don't believe everyone's lies about it smelling like fish. >>17031932 That's probably the meanest insult I've seen all week

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:09:10 2017 No.17031941 >>17031924 Imagine her hat giving birth to more hats. Now that is something I would watch.

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:10:07 2017 No.17031945

>>17031913
Kikimoras are great
They take care of the house properly, they help you achieve your lifegoals and ensure that you lead a healthy lifestyle

Shoggoths will become your house and make you gradually lose your sanity until your one and only goal in life is to become one with her

Both make you happy in their own ways, but I'll skip all the arduous work and needless efforts a Kikimora would want me to go through
A Shoggoth will make as happy if not happier even if all you do is procrastinate all day long

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:11:35 2017 No.17031952 >>17031941 Generations of hat bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:12:30 2017 No.17031956 >>17031916 Mummy's curse is critically underutilized.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:13:00 2017 No.17031959 >>17031884 This meme is shit and so are OC Lilims

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:14:10 2017 No.17031966 >>17031959 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:14:18 2017 No.17031967 >>17031956 So much this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:17:34 2017 No.17031978 >>17031959 I agree with this anon on the first part. Hats are not for bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:17:43 2017 No.17031979 Living in a country where maids are very cheap to hide, I will never be able to get this maid fetish, nearly all the maids I had were horrible (lovely, lovely people but physically horrible) and I just cant find maids attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:19:05 2017 No.17031981 >>17031979 Says you. I never grew up some rich fancy city boy. I'd love to have a maid to go on walks with.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:19:50 2017 No.17031982 Forgive my grammar error, I meant cheap to hire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:21:04 2017 No.17031987 >>17031979 What country?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:22:56 2017 No.17031992 >>17031945 I always liked that kikis are for people who have hope and want to better themselves and shoggs are for people who just don't care anymore. It makes it easy to choose which one is for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:23:22 2017 No.17031993 >>17031987 I'm guessing somewhere in Southeast Asia.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:23:58 2017 No.17031996 >>17029771 sasuga KDF

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:24:29 2017 No.17031999 >>17031874 Cursed Sword maids are the cutest.

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:25:31 2017 No.17032000

>>17031981
When I was a little kid I had a hotish maid.

And you have no idea how much I curse my luck that I didnt had a maid like that in my late teens or young adulthood (including now) because every maid before and after have been ugly. Since it is kinda common knowledgement here that maids do not reject their bosses or the family of the bosses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:25:53 2017 No.17032001 >>17031999 Cursed sword maids are olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:27:17 2017 No.17032007 >>17031992 >Hopeful Anon gets mastah'd by a Kikimora >3 years later he is CEO of a rapidly growing business >Hopeless Anon gets mastah'd by a Shoggoth >3 years later he is even more of a NEET than before >Both are the happiest they've ever been

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:28:18 2017 No.17032009 I need a Kiki who's not afraid to swat her mastah over the head with a broomstick if he's being lazy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:31:40 2017 No.17032015 >>17032007 Shogg is perfect for it too since she can become the house, you become a slime slob immune to physical things and you don't need to worry about anything because you go a little crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:32:22 2017 No.17032018 Reminder that it's ok to eat out your daughteru

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:32:38 2017 No.17032020

>>17031999
>>17032001
This is a terrible idea
Cursed Swords go berserk whenever their master isn't around
You'd go out to an important meeting and come back to a trashed house and a maid ready to stab and rape you repeatedly

>>17032009
If a maid physically assault her master she must be fired on the spot even if she meant well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:33:46 2017 No.17032023 >>17032018 That it is anon. There's nothing wrong with savoring the taste of your monstergirl daughteru's soft, smooth and beautifully puffy little girl bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:34:55 2017 No.17032026 File: 628 KB, 1000x2000, Glacies scarf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cold today.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:35:39 2017 No.17032028 >>17032023 You daughteru fuckers need to stop describing this degenerate act in such a lewd way. It's giving me a boner and I feel uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:35:54 2017 No.17032029 >>17032018 And she remains pure too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:36:13 2017 No.17032030 File: 420 KB, 1381x1864, Kikimora bloodied.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17031874 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:36:26 2017 No.17032032 >>17032028 The uncomfortable feelings will pass anon,stay strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:36:28 2017 No.17032033 >>17032028 You've gotta kill them and then yourself anon. It's the only way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:36:57 2017 No.17032038 >>17032026 Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:37:48 2017 No.17032040 File: 443 KB, 1350x968, jinko maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032030

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:37:54 2017 No.17032041

I made this comment in the earlier thread:

"You sir have excellent tastest.

How did you met and married your bouncer Hellhound waifu?

I met mine a day when I was very depressed and went into a mamono club wanting nothing but get drunk, at first the she seemed to be uninterested, until other mamono began to hit on me and I just went to her and asked her if she could keep the mamono away so I could drink in peace. She blushed, took it as a request for protection (marriage proposal in Hellhound custom it seems) and offered me to sit at her table so she could better keep other mamono away. Things got very hot from that point."

Could someone please be kind and point out any grammar mistakes? I could write a pastebin, but I need to perfect my grammar first.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:38:31 2017 No.17032042 File: 777 KB, 745x1887, Ice Queen barb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032026 40 degrees fahrenheit here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:38:59 2017 No.17032045 >>17032041 Please go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:39:28 2017 No.17032046 >>17032040 You can't domensticate a killer kiki. But I guess even maidcernaries, maid mercenaries? , need to dress normally. Armored maid outfits can only be worn for so long so much before they start to desire wearing normal stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:39:36 2017 No.17032048 >>17032042 It's getting hot in my pants seeing Stacey's mom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:40:30 2017 No.17032053 >>17032042 Her daughter's turn when? >>17032048 Is that song now about a glacies and her mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:41:00 2017 No.17032056 >>17032026 It's actually one of the hottest days in what feels like a year where I live I wish I had a Glacies to hug and be comfortably cold with >>17032042 An Ice Queen would be even better

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:41:10 2017 No.17032060

>>17032020
>If a maid physically assault her master she must be fired on the spot even if she meant well

But this is wrong! Maids need to attack their mastahs. Who else is going to step on their dick while they beg for forgiveness after spilling that water?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:41:55 2017 No.17032064 >>17032041 Anon please, I know you love your waifu but it's time to stop.

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:41:59 2017 No.17032065

Friendly reminder that contrary to popular belief, the Sabbath Scouts are innocent little girls who are part of a wholesome organization focused on community service and scientific advancement. There is no higher honor than having your daughteru join the Sabbath Scouts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:42:15 2017 No.17032066 >>17032053 Yup. Glacies mom has got it going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:43:18 2017 No.17032073 >>17032065 Fuck off Sabbath Scouts, you're not fooling me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:43:28 2017 No.17032074 >>17032065 Is this true or just propaganda?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:44:19 2017 No.17032080 >>17032074 It's partially true. That's the daytime Sabbath Scouts, the nighttime Sabbath Scouts are a different story.

Anonymous Tue May 16 13:44:51 2017 No.17032083

>>17032060
Maids are absolutely not for being doms
If you want to get dommed like that go get yourself a perverted mistress rather than a pure maid

I gotta admit that I would love an Atlach-Nacha maid who would lolidom me whenever I did the slightest thing to annoy her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:46:06 2017 No.17032089 >>17032083 >spoiler I need this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:46:09 2017 No.17032090 >>17032080 >nighttime Sabbath Scouts >groups of little girls knocking on doors in the middle of the night >asking to come in because they're scared of the dark >selling shady toys and shifty cookies to unsuspecting homeowners Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:47:10 2017 No.17032098 What would it be like if you were into femdom and tried to do it with an automaton?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:48:35 2017 No.17032103 >>17032080 Why should I let my daughterus join such a sick cult when I can just dick them?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:48:53 2017 No.17032104 >>17032098 She'd try her best, but. I'm not quite sure she'd be into it too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:51:46 2017 No.17032117 >>17032103 So they can meet friends with shared interests anon! I mean, my daughteru would love to have friends who she can really talk to about that sort of thing rather than just occasionally showing off to her regular school friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:53:03 2017 No.17032120 >>17032098 Piston-like movement, reverse-cowgirl, and a kuu expression. If you're good she'll let you grope her ass like the pervert you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:53:39 2017 No.17032121 >>17032020 It's fine as long as you frequently promise headpats and a thorough fucking as a reward for good behavior

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:54:44 2017 No.17032126 >>17032117 Not him, but the Sabbath scouts dont sound that bad really! It's just y'know, it's the sabbath scouts. That or I wouldn't want my daughterus to come home with a thirst to rape their daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:56:06 2017 No.17032132 >>17031879 I would. Although that's probably the week of not fapping talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:56:24 2017 No.17032135 >>17032126 I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisted by the Sabbath considering one of my daughterus is a Baphomet who wants to grow up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:56:25 2017 No.17032134 >>17032126 It doesn't just have to be their daddy anon, the Sabbath is about teaching all men to love lolis, not just fathers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 13:58:10 2017 No.17032142 >>17032134 Yeah and that. Not really favourable to me.

Anonymous Tue May 16 14:01:10 2017 No.17032148

>>17032089
This is so wrong
She is going to insult you, step on your dick, rape you and make you into the most shameful master

>>17032121
That will probably be enough to stop her from going berserk but the expectations will make her so needy that you will have to spend 3 hours with her for every hour you weren't there

Anonymous Tue May 16 14:03:01 2017 No.17032158
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How does the thread feel about first person writefaggotry? I'd been wanting to write a lovecraft styled shoggoth story, but it doesn't seem like the inner monologues would fit well in second or third person.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:06:25 2017 No.17032161 File: 500 KB, 700x952, Umm... Why are you sitting here alone. Are you hurt some where. What can I do to help you..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her. What do you guys think?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:07:42 2017 No.17032167 >>17032161 I think you should marry her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:10:37 2017 No.17032172 >>17032161 She's fine.

Anonymous Tue May 16 14:11:23 2017 No.17032176

>>17032158
Anything but third person is frowned upon
If you feel that your story will work best in first person do so, as long as it's not terrible people will enjoy it regardless of the point of view

>>17032161
Sea Bishops are one of the best peaceful species and they deserve all the love
Also this >>17032167

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:11:40 2017 No.17032178 >>17032158 Do it anon. Write. Make it work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:12:51 2017 No.17032181 >>17032161 Fishtits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:17:05 2017 No.17032193 >>17032158 Do it anon! Gambatte! >>17032161 She's beautiful

Anonymous Tue May 16 14:37:51 2017 No.17032263
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>always liked doarfs
>knew that 130cm was short but not how short
>today decided to whip out the measuring tape and see
Holy shit they're tiny, now I want to fuck naru even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:41:47 2017 No.17032288 >>17032042 I want a Ice Queen maid!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:44:05 2017 No.17032299 >>17032263 I want to fuck Sturm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:45:50 2017 No.17032309 >>17032299 I want to drink Sturm's milk

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 14:54:04 2017 No.17032341 >>17032299 >sturm >naru >aliza and her mom >izmir >almeida >lamretta >yaia I'd settle for any of them, honorary mention goes to Magisa too because her tits are doraf sized.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:02:20 2017 No.17032384 File: 163 KB, 675x781, 1482516214784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032263 I desire to see more MGE species with Doraf proportions.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:04:03 2017 No.17032395 >>17032158 I don't care as long as it's quality content.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:08:45 2017 No.17032422 >>17032309 Would it taste nice?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:17:45 2017 No.17032453 >>17032422 Ask Drang.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:24:40 2017 No.17032479 File: 2.43 MB, 1748x2480, 1494713780988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your village's Dragon Overlord. What do you offer to her as tribute?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:26:27 2017 No.17032484 >>17032479 the coins in my piggy bank and a few holographic pokemon cards

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:27:08 2017 No.17032485 >>17032479 I don't think my dragon waifu would enjoy seeing me donate treasures to another dragon's hoard. I think it counts as cheating.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:28:05 2017 No.17032489 >>17032479 Nothing. My Tanuki waifu doesn't like me handing out money to charities.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:28:12 2017 No.17032491 >>17032479 I'm pretty sure there are some Anons offering their bodies as tribute. Failing that, probably my titanium watch. It's so light she would find it interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:32:57 2017 No.17032514 >>17032479 Does she value a man's virginity? >>17032484 >a few holographic pokemon cards This is how you get a Dragon hooked, she will spend all her days on ebay looking for PSA 10 rare cards

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:34:38 2017 No.17032519 File: 77 KB, 700x479, 1494963278857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032479 myself

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:36:03 2017 No.17032526 I want to make a Bapho into my clit piggy! I'll make her wear a locking harness that constantly polishes her little clitty so she's constantly ahegaoing and cumming!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:36:53 2017 No.17032529 >>17032526 That's lewd. I like the sound of it, where can I buy a Clitty harness?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:36:56 2017 No.17032531 >>17032479 Seems our token sacrifice mule is out of commission! Guess I'd better take one for the team!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:37:16 2017 No.17032535 >>17032519 She wants things that are valuable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:37:54 2017 No.17032537 >>17032529 >>17032526 Gentleman, please. Try and use a more sophisticated vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:38:20 2017 No.17032543 Doesn't other men's spirit energy taste disgusting to married MGs? How do they knows this? Have they tried?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:38:40 2017 No.17032546 >>17032535 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhErOk542UQ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:39:15 2017 No.17032548 >>17032543 It's not like jizz is the only thing that contains SE, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:39:52 2017 No.17032550 >>17032479 Some salted nuts and water I guess, she looks drunk off her ass and I'm sure she'll appreciate not having a hangover.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:39:58 2017 No.17032551 >>17032526 That sounds pretty neat anon. I'm sure my daughter would like getting her clitty worshipped, kind of like how I'd do with her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:40:44 2017 No.17032555 >>17032537 At least they're not calling it a bean. god I hate the people who call it that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:42:17 2017 No.17032560 >>17032548 Saliva? Physical contact of the hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:44:11 2017 No.17032569 >>17032560 Also Blood, Sweat, Magic missiles? MGs can smell SE pretty good, too. So it probably smells bad if it isn't husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:44:24 2017 No.17032571 >>17032543 I think it's more like her husband's SE tastes so divine SE from other men is completely bland in comparison. >>17032560 Basically all body fluids contain spirit energy in different degrees.

Anonymous Tue May 16 15:45:14 2017 No.17032574

>>17032543
>Doesn't other men's spirit energy taste disgusting to married MGs?
Correct.
>How do they knows this?
The most logical option is that they got raped or something. It's probably how they also found that they get no pleasure what so ever from having sex with another man.
>Have they tried?
Not willingly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:45:58 2017 No.17032579 >>17032526 >clitty >cunny >cummies Stop making me ok with these words.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:46:08 2017 No.17032580 >>17032569 >>17032571 >married MG uses gym equipment after sweaty anon has >touches it with her hand and can feel the salvia >puking for hours

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:47:23 2017 No.17032583 >>17032580 Saliva? No, sweat!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:47:34 2017 No.17032584 >>17032580 Was he drooling all over the equipment? That would make me pretty sick, too.

Anonymous Tue May 16 15:49:02 2017 No.17032588

>>17032579
I'm not him anon, but as long as you can ignore the memes they are pretty nice. I rarely ever use them whether in writing or in normal posting though as their meme status is still there and I don't need any more memes associated with me, but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:49:13 2017 No.17032591 >>17032579 >smug bapho sees how annoyed it makes people >makes them official term for little girl parts and cum >Sabbath loses followers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:50:47 2017 No.17032593 >>17032571 Forgot to add, even body heat contains spirit energy. It's what cold MGs like Glacies and Ice Queens feed on.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:51:05 2017 No.17032595 >>17032588 They're meme words, but they're actually a little nice in a way

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:51:12 2017 No.17032596 >>17032588 This. >>17032591 >smug bapho becomes sad bapho Even loligoat deserves not to be sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:51:14 2017 No.17032597 You know, this talk about SE and body fluids made me think about dog girls and bathrooms. Remember to raise your dog daughteru properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:51:30 2017 No.17032600 >>17032588 Don't fool yourself into thinking memes have anything to do with those words being shit. They are baby words, for little infants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:52:32 2017 No.17032607 >>17032597 Spirit energy wouldn't be in waste anon, that's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:52:57 2017 No.17032610 I want to be friends with a pack of feral wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:53:02 2017 No.17032611 >>17032600 They go extra well with daughteru dickers so I think it's fine to use them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:53:29 2017 No.17032613 >>17032584 The paddings on the bench is probably made from weresheep wool. Can't blame him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:54:37 2017 No.17032621 >>17032607 Yes it would. It's waste from your body.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:54:37 2017 No.17032622 >>17032607 If they're in literally every other bodily fluid, why not? Hell, there's probably a little SE in toenail clippings for all we know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:54:41 2017 No.17032623 >>17032595 I feel you. They've got a cutesy, endearing feel to them, at least in my opinion. They certainly sound nicer than the trashy, vulgar names that are just as common if not more so.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:56:31 2017 No.17032626 >>17032622 >why not? Do not try to justify it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:57:39 2017 No.17032629 I want a Lich to suffocate me with her breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:58:32 2017 No.17032632 >>17032629 To death?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:59:00 2017 No.17032633 >>17032623 Perfect for loli roleplay. And just like you said, "Your tongue against my cunny feels so good!" Is way better than "oi your tongue licking my cunt feels nice"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:59:08 2017 No.17032634 >>17032597 Unfortunately, I can see my daughteru being uncomfortably curious about stuff like that, especially considering that monstergirls don't poop and rarely pee under normal circumstances in my headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:59:19 2017 No.17032635 >>17032626 Yeah, SE would definitely be there if it's in the sweat. Good for the people that are into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:59:31 2017 No.17032636 File: 1.20 MB, 1200x1280, Lich58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032632 That's probably the idea. She can bring you back and do it all over again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:00:02 2017 No.17032638 >>17032632 If that's what it takes to get my face between them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:00:05 2017 No.17032639 >>17032634 My hedacanon is the same. How would you explain that to a daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:00:08 2017 No.17032640 >>17032636 Why is Lich-chan mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:01:15 2017 No.17032644 >>17032640 Because there's not enough porn of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:01:33 2017 No.17032646 >>17032634 Just say that it's nasty as fuck and explain how humans work. I'm sure she would understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:03:15 2017 No.17032655 I wish to educate a Monster Girl on the greatest music human culture has to offer. And by that I mean cheesy Eighties music.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:03:25 2017 No.17032656 >>17032640 Anon's been sleeping through her lectures and eventually not showing up at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:03:32 2017 No.17032657 >>17032638 It's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:04:59 2017 No.17032661 File: 65 KB, 512x656, Selene color.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a warrior in MGE would be nice, not having to worry about death and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:05:20 2017 No.17032662 >>17032657 She can just resurrect you as an undead incubus anyway.

Anonymous Tue May 16 16:05:22 2017 No.17032663

>>17032633
Exactly! This anon gets it. Either for roleplay or the actual thing, it's a neat element to add.

>>17032639
I have no idea anon, though I'm sure I'd figure something out. I guess it'd be something equivalent to the sex talk for a human child, telling your daughteru why papa uses the bathroom and why it's a private subject.

>>17032646
I guess you're right. It might help that in my headcanon I'd also use the bathroom less after meeting my waifu as the excess spirit energy would no longer be excess anymore, but it'd still be a talk we'd need to have.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:06:39 2017 No.17032668 File: 894 KB, 1440x2664, 1480608401488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032656 Then I guess Lich-chan would have to convince him to pay attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:07:09 2017 No.17032669 >>17031916 Orgasm denial.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:07:58 2017 No.17032673 >>17032663 That's a really weird headcanon but sure, I can see why it's there. Just say that it's human culture and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:08:58 2017 No.17032678 >>17032662 But you'll still die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:10:49 2017 No.17032682 >>17032657 Anything is worth it for a Lich >>17032644 She can't complain, she even got new porn last night!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:12:20 2017 No.17032687 >>17032682 >she even got new porn last night! ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:15:56 2017 No.17032699 >>17032682 No, flailing around in some corpse's cleavage as you suffocate to death is just humiliating .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:16:28 2017 No.17032702 >>17032687 She just has her tits out so it's barely even porn https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62926558

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:18:03 2017 No.17032712 >>17032702 Oh, nice. Lich tits are great.

Anonymous Tue May 16 16:18:43 2017 No.17032716

>>17032634
>>17032646
>>17032663
This "MGs are just as stupid as non-sapient animals" meme needs to die.
Even if there was SE in it; even considering drinking that shit is no different than someone thirsty drinking diarrhea for the little bit of water in the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:18:46 2017 No.17032717 >>17032104 Verbal part would be difficult, which is what I'm wondering about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:19:18 2017 No.17032718 >>17032702 Extra curvy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:19:48 2017 No.17032721 >>17032702 That's a tall Lich. Tiddies could be bigger though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:21:48 2017 No.17032735 >>17032702 That's not porn, this is porn. https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/864085408459571200

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:22:26 2017 No.17032741 >>17032702 >pixiv

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:22:28 2017 No.17032742 >>17032699 It may be humiliating but it'd the way I want to go

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:23:03 2017 No.17032747 >>17032741 >not having a pixiv account Get with the times grandpa, I bet you still use gelbooru.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:25:03 2017 No.17032759 File: 70 KB, 500x700, C71Sm85VQAA5FWg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032735 I can't wait until this guy improves his art. His ideas are pretty lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:25:49 2017 No.17032766 >>17032747 I know I have one, but it's been so long since I used the website that I've forgotten it. It's just a pain in the ass to use pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:27:14 2017 No.17032775 >>17032747 >Not using both

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:27:56 2017 No.17032777 >>17032668 That Anon must have his eyes on some other MG on campus. Maybe Lich-sensei could use that to her advantage.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:27:59 2017 No.17032780 >>17032759 >Lich Cult Leader alt costume. I love it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:30:06 2017 No.17032791 >>17032777 Or maybe anon can't help but feel aroused when he sees Lich-sensei so he started skipping to avoid the embarrassment of having an erection in class.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:30:28 2017 No.17032792 >>17032759 His love for undead is admirable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:30:38 2017 No.17032794 File: 880 KB, 1036x699, 62722406_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets bake a cake with Familiar-chan! http://ponmokyu.com/game/famcake1.01/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:32:20 2017 No.17032803 >>17032742 It's a sad way to go.

Anonymous Tue May 16 16:33:06 2017 No.17032805

>>17032083
Why would you upset your earnest, hard working and grumpy spider maid?
She doesn't want to grind her ass on her worthless, bumbling master's face and edge him for hours, but he doesn't seem to listen or apologize otherwise, despite how much trouble he is for his underappreciated maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:35:43 2017 No.17032810 >>17032668 >Sub's best girl is a human RMYT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:36:43 2017 No.17032813 >>17032810 Human girls are best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:37:14 2017 No.17032815 File: 1.94 MB, 1947x1680, 1480539616812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032810 Don't bully Liches.

Anonymous Tue May 16 16:43:54 2017 No.17032832

>>17032805
It's the natural order of things
You must set her off so that she can give it her all while lolidomming you
Sacrifices will have to be made, you will have to purposefully not finish her delicious meals, you will have to spill wine on your brand new shirt, but no matter how hard it is you have to remember that you do it so she can honestly call you a worthless lolicon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:44:32 2017 No.17032833 >>17032815 I wonder what inspired her to do a polymorph like that. Probably a Ratoskr article on how mofu is popular with men.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:45:27 2017 No.17032835 File: 376 KB, 874x1236, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:46:28 2017 No.17032843 File: 29 KB, 246x200, 5059065bdb31fecc58be649052941360.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you remember the first MG you fell in love with?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:46:56 2017 No.17032845 >>17032833 She was probably bored and wanted to know how it felt to have fox ears and a tail. God help her apprentice if he calls her cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:48:11 2017 No.17032852 >>17032843 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:48:21 2017 No.17032853 >>17032843 Yes, she's still my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:48:54 2017 No.17032856 >>17032843 Yup. Miia from EMG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:52:49 2017 No.17032870 >>17032843 Yukime from Hell teacher Nube. She got a good end too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:53:26 2017 No.17032874 File: 462 KB, 500x700, 328b8eeb6e6cba7c07eca497eb7fab0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032853 Just realized I forgot my image.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:53:54 2017 No.17032875 >>17032874 That burger looks like SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:54:50 2017 No.17032878 >>17032875 Well then it goes well with your MOMSTER!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:55:05 2017 No.17032881 >>17032843 The Yuki-Onna from that garbage manga about vampires or whatever. I think that's also where I got my fetish for kuuderes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:56:07 2017 No.17032886 >>17032878 Your waifu eats bad food and you are a bad person for letting her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:58:10 2017 No.17032897 >>17032815 >Don't bully Liches. What if I bully her by holding her hand and calling her cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:58:56 2017 No.17032905 File: 1.43 MB, 1098x1744, 90cb98208dd480b73ed7f681166d42f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032875 Most of it looks okay, it's just the bun. Regardless of that, Yuyuko is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 16:59:02 2017 No.17032906 >>17032897 That's not bullying you dumb fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:00:21 2017 No.17032910 >>17032886 No food is bad when you're a gluttonous ghost.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:04:26 2017 No.17032918 File: 1.05 MB, 1628x1769, 43565158_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032853 Hey, me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:12:34 2017 No.17032938 >>17032906 There are two types of bullying. Cutesy one and true bullying. Most people go for the cute one because of obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:12:42 2017 No.17032939 File: 129 KB, 496x658, Asterio7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032843 i do, and shes still my waifu

Anonymous Tue May 16 17:14:26 2017 No.17032947

>>17032843
There have been plenty of monster girls to fall in love with from manga/anime and video games but none caught my heart though some were close
I remember being surprised that this thread doesn't have dedicated Darkstalkers waifufags considering Morrigan, Felicia and even Lilith are classic monster girls

>Do you remember the first MG you fell in love with?
One of the MGE girls nearly 2 years ago

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:17:18 2017 No.17032958 File: 381 KB, 900x675, vital_fluids_by_mightyotaking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are these windows illegal in demon realms?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:19:35 2017 No.17032962 >>17032958 Nah. They just make MGs enter by the front door instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:19:39 2017 No.17032964 >>17032843 I think it was Momiji around eight years ago. Our relationship lasted for a few months.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:20:27 2017 No.17032969 >>17032958 they're a scam m8

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:23:23 2017 No.17032979 >>17032969 Fucking Tanukis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:24:44 2017 No.17032984 File: 232 KB, 640x960, Take me back to better days.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032843 Funny enough I do, Mink from Dragon-Half. Shame the anime adaptation was so... short.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:25:43 2017 No.17032987 >>17032843 I don't think I have fallen in love with a monster girl. My waifu is actually a human. Still 2D though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:26:02 2017 No.17032991 >>17032979 You need to buy those from priests or paladins. Buying anything from a Tanuki is begging to be raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:26:12 2017 No.17032993 >>17032843 Love is a strong word Lust? Perhaps... But love is something that is given and received in turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:34:02 2017 No.17033028 >>17032832 Sounds like nacho maid has it hard and it's all her lolicon bastard of a master's fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:34:33 2017 No.17033031 >>17032991 >Buying from a Tanuki Like you could actually tell one apart from a human merchant

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:36:55 2017 No.17033039 >>17033031 Just casually chat about how you hate those no-good nooks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:39:20 2017 No.17033049 >>17033031 The prices and her negotiation skills give it away.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:42:58 2017 No.17033056 >>17033039 Do you want me to lose my black market contacts? Do you have any idea how much Order nobles would pay for a bottle of genuine Satyros Wine?

Anonymous Tue May 16 17:49:32 2017 No.17033073
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>>17032993
Ayame from Inuyasha. She was outstanding as unlike many other waifus, she survived a lot of new waifus. Even to this day she holds a special place in my heart. Which is nice, considering she is technically a wolfu monster girl.

I wonder if she might have an influence in Hellhound being my waifu (along Jinko and Ochimusha)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:50:34 2017 No.17033077 >>17032993 Remember lust is love by MG standards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:53:03 2017 No.17033083 >Inari wife. >Incredibly skilled at Illusion Magic. >Loves Gentle Femdom. >Sometimes will wake up her Husband as a different MG. >Or assault him as one. Which girls would be extra top tier if they had the personality of a kind and witty Inari?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:59:52 2017 No.17033102 >>17032815 >Hi Anon. Did you know almost every sex position is eighty percent more enjoyable when one participant has a tail? >I was thinking of testing it personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:00:28 2017 No.17033106 File: 2.15 MB, 1714x1831, bbishop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033083 Devoted girls are always great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:04:28 2017 No.17033117 >>17033102 >lich tricks you and makes you wear a tail buttplug Would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:05:36 2017 No.17033121 >>17033106 >Cursed Swords are also tagged as "devoted" Huh. I suppose it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:07:18 2017 No.17033128 >>17033121 >>17033106 At this point in the canon "devoted" has to be one of the most redundant dispositions ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:10:50 2017 No.17033135 >>17033083 Yeah, they'd be better than rape trains.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:12:21 2017 No.17033143 >>17033102 Why are Liches so great?

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:14:42 2017 No.17033153

>>17033117
This is one of those things in the region between what I want and what I "want"

Either way it ends with me sneaking up behind her while she works and fondling her breasts, telling her to apologize.

I won't stop until she begs for me to put it in.
I won't put it in until she's cum about three times, her sweet nectar a fitting lubricant for my...attentions.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:15:12 2017 No.17033156 File: 133 KB, 1026x690, undead cake 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032794 Vampire-chan gave me a perfect score, my work here is done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:16:01 2017 No.17033158 >>17033128 >Disposition: Lustful Tell me something I don't know

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:16:20 2017 No.17033160 >>17033156 is fairy-chan NAKED?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:16:49 2017 No.17033162 >>17032843 Do aliens count? If so then mine is Sasami from Tenchi Muyo! If not, then I guess the elves and dwarves from DnD.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:19:21 2017 No.17033170 >>17033160 No, the mushroom is obscuring her dress.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:19:37 2017 No.17033171 >>17033128 >>17033158 Those basically mean "above and beyond the usual." So if you see Devoted watch out for yandere tendencies.

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:21:20 2017 No.17033178

>>17033143
>Intelligent and witty.
>Has interests outside of sex which still help in the bedroom.
>Cute.
>So lewd it's not even shocking anymore. It's just who they are.
>Seriously. They have active Pleasure Rune Tattoos covering their body in broad daylight.
>Extremely powerful.
>Can do actual research and crazy SCIENCE.
>Doesn't have any basebreaking fetishes.
>Can be any position or role. Dominant, switch, or submissive.
>Will improve your sex life in statistically significant ways as time goes on.
>Could win a Nobel Prize in sex. Figuratively or literally.
>One of the only Waifus in fiction to offer loving sex and bored sex at the same time.
>Break her Psylactery and every thrust will make her cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:23:47 2017 No.17033188 File: 72 KB, 380x600, 1429132276424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032843

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:25:23 2017 No.17033194 >>17033178 Lich best wife all year every year.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:26:12 2017 No.17033197 >>17033117 >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:26:40 2017 No.17033201 >>17033178 >bored sex I will never understand this at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:27:02 2017 No.17033202 >>17033178 You forgot: >is just an uppity magic corpse at the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:28:22 2017 No.17033209 >>17033178 >bored sex And this is a positive how?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:28:59 2017 No.17033217 >>17033117 Fuck yeah I would. Let's go double double and put a vibration charm on that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:33:30 2017 No.17033238 >>17033201 >>17033209 I don't like it either. The best Lich in my mind has a Gremlin's personality.

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:34:25 2017 No.17033245

>>17033083

None for me. I like the domineering personality of Hellhound, it is just completely irresistible for me to be strongarmed into bed by the strong girl that protects me. Rather than being seduced into it. She woule be utterly ruined for me if she got the personality of the Inari. Same with Jinko.

The waifu closest to the Inari in personality is the Ochimusha and even then, the warrior personality would be lost with an Inari.

I recognize Inaris objectively as 100% top tier waifus, but their personality is just not for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:38:46 2017 No.17033270 >>17033217 >being a faggot in MGE Enjoy alping, flamer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:40:07 2017 No.17033277 >>17033217 My Alp senses are tingling Either that or I'm having an allergic reaction to something

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:42:02 2017 No.17033289 >>17033277 isn't your alp sense an alergic reaction?

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:43:35 2017 No.17033299
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>>17032288
>House must stay at -5C max to accommodate Ice Queen maid
>Maid will cook all of your meals for you - frozen soup, frozen fish, frozen lemonade, frozen cereal
>Ice Queen maid requires sleeping in your bed at least once a week for your body heat
>So cold at night you can't moan, move, or talk? If your Ice Queen maid wants to cuddle you like a daki in bed, shivering counts as consent
>Warm winter clothes and parkas are allowed to be worn inside
>No complaining about icicles in the house or having a runny nose
>No ice puns or she'll ice the whole house and you over
>Hire your Ice Queen maid today, you'll be shaking with excitement

Anonymous Tue May 16 18:45:35 2017 No.17033304

Given how Alpification depends on desire to be a woman or gayness, what would happen with these "genderfluid" SJW types that can be totally gay one day, totally straight another and identify as a woman the next?

Would he revert to being a man and a monstergirl depending on how "fluid" his gender is at the moment?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:46:40 2017 No.17033307 >>17033304 6 Months in the Tentacle pit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:47:53 2017 No.17033312 >>17033307 You shouldn't throw garbage in the Tentacle pit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:48:24 2017 No.17033315 >>17033304 they would alp followd by having the stupid fucked out of them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:48:43 2017 No.17033318 >>17033304 It's really simple. >Would you willingly fuck a girl ever? >If not, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:48:56 2017 No.17033320 >>17033304 The answer is simple. They alp. Problem solved

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:51:01 2017 No.17033327 >>17033312 Why not? it's already filled with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:51:35 2017 No.17033329 Do note I do think that genderfluid shit is absolute bullshit, I am just legut curious how transformation works when they are based on easily shfting desires, rather than an objective criteria.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:51:36 2017 No.17033330 >>17033304 They can call themselves whatever they want. You can't un-Alp. Mamanobama corruption is a one way street. Fun fact. The mind-altering corruption fixes their stupid wishy washiness too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:53:17 2017 No.17033339 >>17033315 That is a possibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:00:29 2017 No.17033388 >>17033073 I've only had one consistent waifu through the years. Motoko Kusanagi

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:01:45 2017 No.17033396 >>17032843 I've been through a lot but regular amazon is still my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:02:34 2017 No.17033405 >>17033304 If they want to take a dick or they always felt has a woman, they will alp, those who do not feel any of these things will not. Asexuals are (mostly) safe from this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:05:45 2017 No.17033422 >>17033405 >If they want to take a dick Well, not quite. That desire has to be greater than their desire to have a wife. >If “I want to live together with my wife as a guy!” wins over the wish to Alp, then they won't turn into one. -KC

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:05:49 2017 No.17033423 File: 791 KB, 1920x1080, 1466884119909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17032843 I've been in love with Medusa for the past twenty four years.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:06:35 2017 No.17033428 >>17033405 Asexuals are safe from nothing. Demonic Energy will make you lust after something. So they'll either be dicking or getting dicked afterward depending on their sex and how their preferences shake out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:09:06 2017 No.17033446 If you don't rape the elf the elf will rape you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:12:01 2017 No.17033458 File: 721 KB, 1748x1224, 59269032_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033446 >the elf will rape you I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:12:41 2017 No.17033460 >>17033423 >Medusa >Not Stheno

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:14:27 2017 No.17033467 File: 538 KB, 1064x496, 1494931414680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033446 >>17033458

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:15:41 2017 No.17033472 >>17033458 God, I want to rape a meaty elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:18:15 2017 No.17033492 File: 104 KB, 1482x609, Best Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033460 What can I say, Anon. I have very particular fetishes and tastes. The fact that Uma Thurman didn't show her feet as Medusa upset me.

Anonymous Tue May 16 19:22:03 2017 No.17033514

Mamonomana is responsive to wishes: makes guys that want to be women into MGs, creates dopplegangers from lingering regrets, resurrect Dragons, create furrys out of the affection of animals, create MGs out of inanimate objects of the owner has a strong affection.

My question is, could this property be used to willingly create new waifus?

Let's say all the anons here were transported to MGE and we gathered in a session to focus all out pent up lust (which for obvious reasons would be way superior to the pent up lust of MGE inhabitants, involuntaru celibacy and all that) to custom create our waifus in an environment highly charged by mamono mana.

Would we succeed? Would manono mana materialize our waifus? If so I believe anons would be extremely valuable for monster girls, we would be super high level wizards. Maybe we would be an entirely new school of magic there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:25:21 2017 No.17033526 >>17033514 >my sad existence is actually important in MGE Cool!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:26:15 2017 No.17033529 File: 1.28 MB, 3264x1836, 0516171619b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just what treasures could await within?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:26:43 2017 No.17033530 >>17033514 Or you could just go and find your waifu instead of playing Pygmalion.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:27:34 2017 No.17033535 >>17033526 MGE is pretty much wish fulfillment taken to the next level desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:27:50 2017 No.17033536 >>17033529 Kid's about to get scarred for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:28:13 2017 No.17033540 File: 1.19 MB, 3264x1836, 0516171619c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033529 Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's mostly shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:29:36 2017 No.17033550 File: 1013 KB, 707x1000, 1482762044707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033467 What noble rock has she been living under.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:30:01 2017 No.17033552 >>17033446 >>17033458 I unironically want to get tied up and raped into submission by an elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:32:04 2017 No.17033564 File: 637 KB, 810x1080, 1494209027217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] P-People still like centaurs, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:32:39 2017 No.17033568 >>17033530 Im pretty sure either there is a Galatea MG or that Pygmalion exists out there in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:32:55 2017 No.17033570 >>17033564 Big fat horse tiddies! Also, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:33:06 2017 No.17033572 >>17033564 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:33:45 2017 No.17033578 File: 1.97 MB, 2870x1997, 1477448014300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033564 Mostly due to a certain deer, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:33:56 2017 No.17033581 File: 711 KB, 743x1024, 62851905_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033552 Same.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:34:12 2017 No.17033583 >>17033514 Eh, I would just grab one from my waifu's species and let mamono mana convert her. Won't happen to me because mgs don't really care that much other than the dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:34:27 2017 No.17033586 >>17033564 MGE ones are alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:34:53 2017 No.17033591 >>17033526 The most sexually frustrated you are, the more important you are. I think not even Lilims can manipulate mamono mana directly in the way proposed by that post. How important would you be anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:35:26 2017 No.17033594 File: 402 KB, 795x1024, 40641443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033564 I love em.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:36:18 2017 No.17033602 >>17033586 MGE ones are especially stupid with their front vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:36:38 2017 No.17033605 >>17032661 I want a wing- hug from that lilim Do you think Selene secretly likes cute things?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:37:17 2017 No.17033608 >>17033583 If she is already of a MG species, why would you need mana to convert her? She is already converted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:37:17 2017 No.17033609 >>17033564 Only good for transporation, brushing and cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:37:27 2017 No.17033610 File: 1.42 MB, 1190x1521, 1481417696109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033602 Frontgina's are A-OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:39:26 2017 No.17033620 >>17033564 They're alright. I like dream horses and /fa/ deer in particular.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:39:36 2017 No.17033622 >>17033608 My waifu isn't just a species, she has a personality and looks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:39:50 2017 No.17033624 File: 1.93 MB, 6000x5700, 1432146666306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033602 More possible positions are fine by me.

Anonymous Tue May 16 19:40:54 2017 No.17033630

>>17033586
There's something I never understood about mge centaurs. Why is it that they're such lightweights when it comes to drinking? Is it something to do with the mythology or with actual horses? Because otherwise I can't see how a 2000+ pound creature can get drunk that easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:41:09 2017 No.17033634 >>17033602 Yep, fucking stupid. But regular ones are fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:41:29 2017 No.17033638 >>17033605 I've never really enjoyed the "tough girl has a thing for cute stuff" trope. She's a warrior, I want her doing warrior things and sexy things after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:43:04 2017 No.17033648 >>17033630 The centaurs in myth were always known for getting plastered and generally being a bunch of rowdy assholes. It's what made Chiron so unique. So he pulled not from them being lightweights but from them being drunks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:44:47 2017 No.17033657 >>17033638 Selene should get the memo that until she puts down the sword, lowers her high standards and starts thinking like a woman, she'll never get a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:45:26 2017 No.17033662 >>17033638 It's just gap moe crap.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:52:55 2017 No.17033694 >>17033624 It's just so weird. She should either have the front the back one, not both. Imagine having two dicks. You could do anal and vaginal at the same time but that would be realy strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:58:07 2017 No.17033717 >>17033552 Being tied up while they curiously investigate your ears is ideal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:03:51 2017 No.17033740 File: 480 KB, 850x1356, 1494922712587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no anon,this bounty hunter elf is after your head! what are you gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:05:08 2017 No.17033745 >>17033740 Ask for her to kill me painlessly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:05:35 2017 No.17033748 >>17033740 Inform my wife. That elf can search all she likes, but she'll never find us.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:06:05 2017 No.17033749 >>17033740 >spikes on armor >spikes not even in a viable position I'd laugh at her. In her stupid face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:06:51 2017 No.17033755 >>17033694 Rather than being weird, that sounds great

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:07:03 2017 No.17033758 File: 423 KB, 1496x2048, C-VQ5gSVoAE0AnH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033740 Ask her why she never got a husband like the pretty elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:07:07 2017 No.17033759 >>17033740 I tell her that Eldar are a shit. Then I tell my Chaos waifu to fuck shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:11:29 2017 No.17033771 >>17033740 Ask her to sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:12:23 2017 No.17033781 >>17033759 So, how many tentacles does your waifu usually molest you with?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:13:43 2017 No.17033788 File: 398 KB, 1080x1920, 1460345448449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033740 Let my waifu deal with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:15:33 2017 No.17033800 >>17033740 I marry her! She won't sell her own husband out for a bounty, it;s fool proof!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:15:35 2017 No.17033801 File: 3.23 MB, 2059x1626, Dusttodusk-Ember.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033781 >Khornate >Tentacles Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:19:07 2017 No.17033815 >>17033801 My mistake. How hard does she choke you during the hatesex?

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:21:43 2017 No.17033826 >>17033694 There are quite a few creatures (snakes for instance) with two dicks actually, its not that weird (though they only use one at a time as far as I know).

Anonymous Tue May 16 20:21:47 2017 No.17033828

>>17033749
>Laughing at her superior decision making
All of those spikes are nonviable and would break with a strong blow. And after they are broken, they won't pose an issue. Do you know what that means? She could haggle down the price of her suit of armor by pointing out the stupidity of the spikes, getting the same protection as a piece of armour without the spikes, for lower the cost. She gets the last laugh, and if one of those dumb spikes snags the opponents blade in the process, more power to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:24:07 2017 No.17033838 >>17033828 I thought we were talking about an elf, not a tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:24:10 2017 No.17033839 File: 119 KB, 261x418, mix-smile girls-1-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033740 > "Do you see that tall muscular bouncer Hellhound over there? She is my wife."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:25:38 2017 No.17033847 >>17033788 * Brofist And that is one of the reasons Hellhounds are awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:26:50 2017 No.17033852 >>17033847 If you're going to falseflag, at least try to be subtle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:27:22 2017 No.17033854 File: 79 KB, 1000x1000, 1489250682710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033847 >* Brofist

Anonymous Tue May 16 20:27:31 2017 No.17033855
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I don't think the diea started in these threads, but I still gotta say one of my favorite threadcannons is elves taking charge of the "we always get raped' stereotype and using it to empower themselves or take advantage of things. Its hilarious, erotic, and even heartwarming in a sense.

Anonymous Tue May 16 20:27:33 2017 No.17033856

>>17033740
I was thinking that monster girls could employ bounty hunters as a sort of private eye + kidnapping service or ideal mate finder + kidnapper.
In the prior case let's say that a monster girl played with some guy a few times as a kid and had a crush on him before he moved away. Call up a bounty hunter to track him and bring him back to be raped.
Or in the latter case some unmatched monster girl in a very remote area would specify what type of mate she wanted and the bounty hunter would look for that person. Then they get kidnapped and brought back to her of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:28:59 2017 No.17033861 >>17033740 SHE CAN'T KILL ME IF I DO IT FIRST!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:29:08 2017 No.17033863 File: 1.33 MB, 1280x1234, tumblr_ohfg97OFlT1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:29:19 2017 No.17033864 >>17033852 I have no idea what a falseflag is beyond its military definition.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:30:46 2017 No.17033869 >>17033864 In short "acting retarded while posing as a member of some other group to make them look bad." Or perhaps that poster really is retarded and needs to go back to the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:31:20 2017 No.17033871 >>17033578 That's not her Wendigo, she's going to violate that poor child!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:32:22 2017 No.17033876 >Your powerful waifu has married you to act out her humiliation fetish. Can you deal?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:32:49 2017 No.17033879 >>17033855 >I don't think the diea started in these threads, but I still gotta say one of my favorite threadcannons If it wasn't started in these threads Then it isn't threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:33:31 2017 No.17033883 >>17033856 I feel like that ends with a lot of former bounty hunters sending out wedding invitations instead. A monster shouldn't trust another monster with man-hunting.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:35:00 2017 No.17033888 File: 766 KB, 1613x1037, 1432709936997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033876 Deal? Anon, it's why I married her!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:36:15 2017 No.17033893 File: 2.87 MB, 222x379, 06f8d17e6e566bda8a54de70b85ab4c83f44b3eb67ba6a1a078f91d37411fef3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033847 >* Brofist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:36:48 2017 No.17033894 >>17033863 Zap weasels are cute. Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:36:59 2017 No.17033896 >>17033801 >Khornettes Fuck off Shoggocks and stop using a quality character

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:37:22 2017 No.17033901 >>17033888 I was thinking more of difference in social class when I wrote that, completely forgetting there are entire MGs whose gimmick is turning into a female animal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:38:17 2017 No.17033903 >>17033901 Female lizards, to be specific.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:38:24 2017 No.17033904 >>17033740 There's only one way to take care of an elf >unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:39:28 2017 No.17033908 >>17033856 >>17033883 cupids that are a little more aggressive about bringing couples together

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:39:45 2017 No.17033910 >>17033903 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:39:50 2017 No.17033911 >>17033883 anon what if the bounty hunter elf is the bride?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:40:44 2017 No.17033915 File: 368 KB, 640x600, zombo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033910

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:40:46 2017 No.17033916 >>17033910 The truth will never be deleted.

Anonymous Tue May 16 20:41:42 2017 No.17033923

>>17033883
Actually while we don't have confirmation that any do this as a job, we do know that in KC's canon married monsters will do this sort of thing for other monsters:

>Even when humans attack them, they basically try to avoid taking their lives as much as possible while fighting. If they don't have husbands, they'll capture and claim men for themselves. If they already do, then they'll try to capture and take men prisoner for other monsters.

>Source: World Guide 1 Monster Ecology: 6. A Monster's Sense of Values

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:42:48 2017 No.17033931 >>17033863 It is wrong to be attracted to a color scheme?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:43:37 2017 No.17033938 >>17033915 >taking a well respected dragon that zombified out on a leash >willingly wears a mere female lizard shirt >asking dragon cultist whats the best way to degrade them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:45:11 2017 No.17033945 >>17033915 Dragon Zombies don't count.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:45:30 2017 No.17033949 >>17033915 Dracolich scares me. All the power of a dragon with zombie stamina thrown in, and now she doesn't care about appearances anymore. The sheer amount of lewd that would come your way is terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:45:40 2017 No.17033953 >>17033938 >Dragon cultist starts having a crisis of faith.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:47:09 2017 No.17033963 >>17033949 Y'know, they'd fit right in in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:48:36 2017 No.17033972 File: 314 KB, 1323x1840, CzefXJrUQAEPgZC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033938 I hope mere female lizard shirts are popular, ironic or no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:51:15 2017 No.17033982 File: 1.77 MB, 1688x1639, 1480875085640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033894 I bet zap weasels are huge freaks in bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:52:07 2017 No.17033985 >>17033915 mere female zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:52:17 2017 No.17033987 File: 516 KB, 998x996, 1494002687779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033963 Funnily enough, they probably fit the Wonderland mentality more than Wocks do.

Anonymous Tue May 16 20:53:19 2017 No.17033990
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>>17033694
>>17033826
>Hemipenises on reptiles and snakes
>Front and back vaginas on Centaurs an issue
>When real-life dogs only have a knot at the base of their unsheathed dick to prevent any seed from escaping while they inseminate the female and remain joined with her
>When species like the Pacific Bottle-nose Dolphin literally have a prehensile penis that they can use to grasp onto things like an arm, and have an ejaculatory force that if a woman were to film animal abuse would likely kill her since it'd be like a fucking fire hose going full blast into her mouth and throat
>When ducks have EXPLODING CORKSCREW DETACHABLE PENISES that have to grow back EVERY MATING SEASON to try and ransack a female's puzzle vagina
>Echidnas and their quad-headed dingle donglers alternating more pipes than a fucking Church organist
>The fact that an Octopus has a hectocotylus that transports spermetaphores into the female's hood
>Literally worrying about the semantics of Centaur genitalia on a crumpled box of Marlboro cigarettes smoked by a Latvian
It's a goddamned porn setting for fuck's sake. Just be glad that in this case art does not mimic life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:53:23 2017 No.17033992 >>17033982 Considering they're notorious public masturbators, I'm pretty sure they're huge freaks in any location.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:57:42 2017 No.17034002 Wurm needs love too. I would feel so safe in her embrace.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 20:59:59 2017 No.17034008 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out for oppai loli damphirs, they may use you to try and defeat their younger sisters

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:03:05 2017 No.17034017 >>17034008 Way too early, Anon. What's wrong? >>17033953 Dragon cultist is already corrupted. There is no coming back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:05:10 2017 No.17034025 >>17034002 >Wurm embrace Like being crushed by a happy pile of rocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:07:11 2017 No.17034028 >>17034017 Nothing is wrong, those oppai loli damphirs most certainly aren't using you to defeat their surprisingly tall, and muscled, imotous. Day one of a vacation is seeing me with a headache from either travel or TMJ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:07:30 2017 No.17034031 >>17033982 Aren't literally all monsters by nature?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:08:43 2017 No.17034035 File: 52 KB, 495x368, tmp_15535-ratfingers1682510338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I just say I really like her tiny fingers? I just want to feel them crawling all over me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:09:36 2017 No.17034038 >>17034028 I'd have a stash of garlic, not need to worry. Make sure to get better and may cute unicron nurse show up in your dream

Anonymous Tue May 16 21:12:42 2017 No.17034044
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>>17034025
I want to teach a Wurm to be gentle and delicate. Not only would it be adorable, but you'd save a fortune on insurance.

Probably won't save much in the way of new beds still, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:13:12 2017 No.17034046 >>17034038 Well, that would certainly help, although the damphir may be disappointed by the lack of action. I could only wish. I'd marry a monster girl in a heartbeat if she could fix it so I don't get random headaches from it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:17:17 2017 No.17034056 >>17034035 They're good for writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:18:01 2017 No.17034059 >>17034056 Or typing Mmmhhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:19:01 2017 No.17034062 >>17034035 They're small and cute. Everything about Ratatoskrs is small and cute. Top small female animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:21:11 2017 No.17034064 >>17034062 That they are. Would happily pick one up and carry her to bed for cuddling before sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:21:21 2017 No.17034065 >>17034056 >>17034059 Or giving handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:22:37 2017 No.17034069 >>17034035 http://imgur.com/CQLyMNq

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:24:13 2017 No.17034073 File: 163 KB, 741x941, Wererabbit extra art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034035 Think that acorn she carries is a emergency snack/masturbation device? We know wererabbits carry carrots around for such reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:24:58 2017 No.17034074 >>17034035 Lolis with dainty hands are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:27:43 2017 No.17034079 >>17034064 It must be really reassuring for a Ratatoskr to sleep in the embrace of a guy much bigger than herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:29:50 2017 No.17034090 >>17034079 She'd probably be quite happy cans nuzzle up. Chubby, shortstack, and/or muscled, I'd hold one tight to my chest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:31:07 2017 No.17034094 >>17034073 Make her use it as a buttplug all day

Anonymous Tue May 16 21:33:37 2017 No.17034097

>>17034079
>Anon is watching TV, ratatoskr feels ignored and pouts before donning a smug grin. She hops up on his lap and curls up, then over the next couple minutes pretends to fall asleep, making sure her tail is blocking his vision as soon as she starts snoring.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:34:06 2017 No.17034100 File: 75 KB, 319x478, volfoss-matronna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nurse monsters are cute/lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:39:47 2017 No.17034108 Oppai loli centaurs/white horns have a size advantage over their compatriots

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:39:57 2017 No.17034109 File: 436 KB, 1000x743, 1481519958962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034100 Don't tell her that, anon! She can't afford to get all flustered during her rounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:40:19 2017 No.17034112 What is a good pickup line to waifu a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:40:51 2017 No.17034114 >>17034112 Fuck you to hell, bitch

Anonymous Tue May 16 21:41:27 2017 No.17034116
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What's sadder: a CC monstergirl with a relatively human lifespan, or a long-lived species CC like an elf or kitsune? It's gotta be the latter because they've spent way more time alone than others, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:42:16 2017 No.17034121 >>17034116 Both are equally terrible, no monster girl should be alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:42:20 2017 No.17034122 >>17034116 As long as you enjoy your life, the lifespan doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:42:51 2017 No.17034123 >>17034108 They're still just walking paizuri-machines, but with greater stability than most.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:43:20 2017 No.17034124 >>17034109 Nurse Unicorn is really cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:43:54 2017 No.17034126 >>17032843 Best Insect. I am actually here as part of a stealth marketing campaign to make her more popular by studying how people spread characters they like and implementing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:44:24 2017 No.17034127 >>17034123 Yeah but they can go places their bigger cousins can't. That and they're cuter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:45:04 2017 No.17034129 >>17034108 Mechanized centaurs have advantage over all other ones, regardless of their size

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:45:39 2017 No.17034131 >>17034127 Yeah, but they're also much smaller, so it's easier to bully their big stupid tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:45:52 2017 No.17034132 File: 452 KB, 1000x677, w3uxbo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034124 Anon, stop!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:48:23 2017 No.17034139 >>17034132 Nurse Unicorn is the cutest Unicorn and any man would be lucky to have her care for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:49:11 2017 No.17034141 >>17034129 That's cheating though, they're automaton hybrids >>17034131 Which makes it all the better when it's a tsuning centaur, a whining unicorn, or a panting white horn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:50:06 2017 No.17034143 >>17034141 Automatons are the ultimate monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:51:43 2017 No.17034145 >>17034108 >white horns >weight balance is off and they tip face first into the snow

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:52:05 2017 No.17034148 >>17034116 >because they've spent way more time alone than others, right? ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:52:10 2017 No.17034149 >>17034143 Automatons are uppity fleshlights.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:53:35 2017 No.17034151 >>17034141 >no Nightmare This makes the dream horse oppai lolis sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:54:11 2017 No.17034152 >>17034114 That sounds more like a line to get punched in the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:55:28 2017 No.17034154 >>17034079 That's probably the case for any small monster. >tfw no loli lich to cling onto you in bed

Anonymous Tue May 16 21:56:22 2017 No.17034158
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>>17034148
He's means that since certain species physically age slower and view age differently than us, a girl who's been alive for a few hundred years may still be considered a cake by her species standards. They'd probably also maintain the stereotypical cake body type for much longer since they age more slowly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:56:54 2017 No.17034159 >>17034151 Discarded for spacing but not from memory. They're for teasing by groping >>17034145 They get used to it! Besides, the cute and clumsy act is a winner!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:57:24 2017 No.17034161 >>17034145 I'd want to laugh, but she'd probably be crying out of embarrassment and I'd feel terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:59:36 2017 No.17034169 File: 528 KB, 742x1050, 49441102_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:59:43 2017 No.17034170 I Think I've narrowed my list down to Demon or Zombie, but dark mage is trying to claw it's way up into my top 3.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:03:09 2017 No.17034178 >>17034170 That sounds like a Top 3. Who might get the boot?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:05:33 2017 No.17034188 >>17034170 That's the problem, I can't find any one of them to give the boot. They all fit the criteria I've set for the perfect waifu.

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:06:02 2017 No.17034190
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> be a healer studying circulation
> read up on chiropractic practice and muscle tension
> decide that, with proper application of spirit energy, this could be really useful in dealing with MG injuries
> ask your lick teacher one day if she would be willing to play the part of test subject
> she's used you too many times to say a flat out no
> get her in a towel laying on her stomach, tell her to relax
> start with basic adjustments, stuff for beginners that poses no risk of injury
> start looking for where she carries her stress- her shoulders seem fine, but her lower back feels knotted
> using incense, calming music, and a light amount of oil start gently rubbing out the tension
> advance to slightly firmer movements when the patient gives a reaction- using more pressure whenever you find a point she twitches or fidgets
> get slight the occasional grunt or "eep!" out of her, constantly asking to make sure you aren't hurting her
> finally move down to her lower legs and upper thighs
> she starts shaking, but streams out with "daijoubu, k-keep going"
> finally, once the physical portion of the treatment is finished, attempt your theorized bit of the therapy by applying spirit energy gently through the sore areas
> do so with the intent of kickstarting circulation in the problem zones and purging build up in the tissue
> lich lets out a low moan through her pillow, gripping it and kicking wildly
> you didn't know she could show that much emotion
> she tells you at the end of the day that "your ideas have potential, but are going to need refinement." insists on you coming back to work on it every day, so as not to lose momentum.
> also tells you not to do this to anyone else, as you could well injure some other girl with haphazard practice like this

Man, healers are truly best class.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:07:11 2017 No.17034194 >>17034188 Then multiclass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:07:46 2017 No.17034195 >>17034178 That's the problem, I can't find any one of them to give the boot. They all fit the criteria I've set for the perfect waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:09:16 2017 No.17034198 >>17034170 My top three will never change, they're my trifecta of what most anons would call shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:12:45 2017 No.17034207 >>17034074 Adult Ratatos are no lolis, but I imagine your daughterus would be the most precious things in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:15:47 2017 No.17034219 File: 280 KB, 1033x660, 1492484922334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034190 I want to be the healer of a big tank Minotaur adventurer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:15:48 2017 No.17034220 >>17034194 >Neet Demon obsessed with lewd magics that kept going on into undeath because no one noticed she wasn't responding My god, what have I created.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:18:19 2017 No.17034224 >>17034158 I don't see how could a kitsune spend 100 years without finding a husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:18:58 2017 No.17034227 >>17034220 A monster that is born of your personal interests and is more compatible as an individual than the individual archetypes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:19:08 2017 No.17034229 File: 393 KB, 2316x1731, 1461628486117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034169 A what?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:20:20 2017 No.17034236 File: 123 KB, 620x877, kejourou-lores.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034229 A kej

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:22:02 2017 No.17034240 >>17034236 >Name literally has "whore" in it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:23:59 2017 No.17034248 >>17034224 Competing against every other monster while human men are a rare commodity.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:25:59 2017 No.17034257 >>17034240 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:26:20 2017 No.17034258 >>17034248 Kitsunes live in human populated areas normally. If you said a Dragon okay, but Kitsunes don't really have an excuse.

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:29:12 2017 No.17034265

I think Inari have an advantage when it comes to seducing people. Most MGs are already super flirtatious or lewd, but Inaris are respectful and polite. It'll look a lot sexier than usual when she starts hitting on you.

>Regularly visit Inari Shrine.
>The Mikos and Head Priest are always happy to have your company, and you donate regularly.
>You think one of them has taken a liking to you, but you aren't sure.
>She's always looking for a reason to make body contact with you, or making innuendos that hit harder than the usual MG stuff.
>Not crude ones, either. Stuff like hints at what fetishes she has, how soft her tails feel on bare skin, and how she can use Illusion Magic for lewd purposes.
>Apparently it takes "intimate detail" to look and feel like another monster. You have to know them inside and out.
>That was followed by a funny anecdote about chasing some delinquents away as a Kraken. They were using the hot spring without permission.
>She probably made herself look too inviting, though. One of them almost stayed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:31:15 2017 No.17034270 >>17034258 Think of every other Zippangu or Mist Continent girl. That's what is keeping Kitsunes undicked. They're like the Succubus of the east.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:32:02 2017 No.17034273 >>17034270 They are popular nonetheless.

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:32:44 2017 No.17034274

>>17034224
Not all of them actively look. Some are more reserved and only go after men who make the first move.

>They’re a subspecies of youko, but compared to the youko they’re well behaved. They almost never assault humans and are very friendly towards people. Normally they are very graceful and they become devoted to the men they love. Many men have been captivated by them, choosing to become a married couple and live together.

>In this way, they look very well behaved on the surface level. But their level of sexual desire is no different from that of the youko. They are extremely lustful. For the most part they don’t assault their husbands if they are not in the mood, but they will tempt them to incite desire and use whatever excuse they can to initiate sex.

Even when they find someone they don't always initiate sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:35:50 2017 No.17034281 >>17034270 You forgot monstergirls are still fewer in numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:38:52 2017 No.17034284 File: 1.86 MB, 1131x1600, f62aea66e7b9f187a0f0ce27dac0fad5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When he says he's not prepared to get married

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:38:56 2017 No.17034285 File: 2.03 MB, 1138x1204, 1469325583513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034219 Just be sure to take care of mage hakutaku and rogue holst as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:40:28 2017 No.17034287 >>17034285 best party ever

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:40:52 2017 No.17034291

>>17034170
Jinko, Hellhound and Ochimusha are my top. Any of them would be a perfect waifu to me.

But no matter what, I cant help to always end up gravitating back to the Hellhound.

Her protectiveness, strenght, looks, domineering and doting personality is just too much.

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:42:36 2017 No.17034295

>>17034284
Don't you take me as a husband! I have my secret weapon, long weird words during sex. It'll get imprinted during sex and you'll never be able to get off again as long I don't say those words and you can't get me to say them correctly if you force it!

Brobdingnagian

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:51:42 2017 No.17034313 >>17034284 I need that with a Hellhound security guard.

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:53:38 2017 No.17034321
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>tfw no elf and dark elf competing to get you to rape them like the debauched human boy you are
I just want to make them both happy. Or unhappy, I guess. However they want to see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:56:06 2017 No.17034329 >>17034284 >tfw a minotaur will never drag me off like that

Anonymous Tue May 16 22:59:54 2017 No.17034341

>>17034321
>elf and dark elf arguing over who's the more enticing for a rapist brute like you
>one upping each other in how delectable their distressed screams and broken moans would sound
>comparing hips to see who would be better at being tuned into your breeding slave

Might be amusing. Would definitely be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:02:30 2017 No.17034352 >>17034236 I'd sniff a Kej's hair.

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:20:38 2017 No.17034391
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>>17034341
>"That lewd beast is probably planning to make me his living cocksleeve any day now. He must've found out I have no gag reflex and will shove his fat, nasty cock down my throat."
>"No, he'll definitely go after me. My club activities have me going to secluded areas of the school for long periods of time. He can toy with me at his leisure."
>they're talking about all of this while standing directly behind you like you're not even there

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:21:56 2017 No.17034396
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>>17034240
They're known to "blend in" with human prostitutes (and in-setting they probably got their name from that), but that doesn't mean they themselves are prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:22:53 2017 No.17034404 >>17034391 They're going to get raped at the same time if they keep that shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:23:25 2017 No.17034406 >>17034352 She doesn't want you just to sniff it anon, a lock of her hair is a gift and a marriage proposal essentially. She wants you to carry it with you always.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:26:21 2017 No.17034417 >>17034002 My Wurm doesn't feel loved, that's why she ran away from home and kidnapped a flower to be her friend. Wish I had cute art of this, but no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:27:30 2017 No.17034421 >>17034396 >Nervous Kej getting advice from a prostitute on how to seduce a man. That sounds really cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:30:42 2017 No.17034431 >>17034396 >Kej saying "I was only pretending" >>17034406 I see. I'll wear it under my nose so it'll serve as my mustache forever and ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:31:25 2017 No.17034435 >>17034404 And they'd be more self-satisfied than anything while shouting how 'they knew it would come to this'.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:42:28 2017 No.17034465 File: 280 KB, 1000x1000, 1481866804579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17033823 >tfw no CC Raiju living nextdoor, who needs a strapping young man to help her around the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:44:18 2017 No.17034469 >>17034219 It's your responsibility to keep her Chaotic Neutral tendencies in check, can't be starting a fight in every single tavern and inn you visit.

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:46:29 2017 No.17034480

>>17034465
That sounds surprisingly comfy actually. Going over there to help her with chores and things every so often, seeing all of her neat zipangu oriented decor and eventually starting to watch zippan cartoons with her, even having her treat you and your parents to some nice traditional cooking from her homeland. Your parents knowing that she'll eventually claim you when you're ripe enough, but knowing how much you enjoy being in her company and her enjoying your company. She might even get in shape just to look her best for when she finally pins you down/against that wall/whatever chance she picks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:48:28 2017 No.17034484 >>17034465 Kuwabara kuwabara

Anonymous Tue May 16 23:51:18 2017 No.17034490

>>17034404
>"Ha, how laughable! Like a filthy human could handle two elves. I'm sure you'd like nothing more than to lay us one atop the other, driving your despicable dick back and forth between our two unsullied holes."
>"Give it up, human. You'll never rape us so hard we become your cock addicted slaves. Those dog collars you were gonna force us to wear will go unused. How sad."
>they're being so smug to you, you almost don't notice that they are practically masturbating through their panties
Damn high-and-mighty elves!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:52:23 2017 No.17034492 File: 39 KB, 600x766, xpgr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are tails really that tasty?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:53:47 2017 No.17034496 >>17034492 I'd rather nibble her cute little ears

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:55:06 2017 No.17034501 >>17034480 Now if only she could stop constantly shlicking/grinding on things, she'd be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:55:15 2017 No.17034502 >>17034492 Snow leopards can't help themselves, it's become a habit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi4NUOTqc3I

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:56:18 2017 No.17034505 >>17034496 Please don't eat the small leopards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:56:38 2017 No.17034506 >>17034492 >>17034502 Apparently it's to keep their face warm, like a big fluffy scarf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:00:00 2017 No.17034516 File: 244 KB, 631x1000, 1459499560088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034505 What about minichuff imoutos? Are they alright?

Anonymous Wed May 17 00:00:37 2017 No.17034521

>you will never lay your daughteru back on the bed
>you will never kneel on the floor in front of her and carefully strip her panties off
>you will never gently wrap your hand around her bare thighs and slowly lick at her pussy
>you will never feel her body contort in a blissful orgasm thanks to your loving fatherly ministrations
Plain old loli MGs work too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:00:49 2017 No.17034523 File: 1.45 MB, 1200x1696, 54320709_p8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:01:59 2017 No.17034530 >>17034523 Horny little maid!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:02:29 2017 No.17034533 >>17034492 Adorable, would hug and pat head.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:02:45 2017 No.17034534 >>17034521 Eating out loli monster girls is incredibly hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:03:32 2017 No.17034539 >>17034521 Hostile spotted, callsign kilo delta foxtrot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:04:27 2017 No.17034542 >>17034539 Any armyfags want to tell us if this is gibberish or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:05:52 2017 No.17034551 >>17034542 Kilo Delta Foxtrot = KDF. Not even military.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:06:02 2017 No.17034552 >>17034542 Kilo Delta Foxtrot = KDF

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:06:02 2017 No.17034553 >>17034542 >Hostile spotted, callsign kilo delta foxtrot. >An enemy has been seen by an allied member of our unit, their identification is known as the following Kilo Delta Foxtrot - KDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:06:07 2017 No.17034554 >>17034521 Aww jeez anon, I've never been much for giving oral but fuck me if that doesn't sound way too hot. >>17034539 No hostilities here anon, that isn't even me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:06:47 2017 No.17034557 >>17034551 >>17034553 >>17034552 Wow, flew right over my head. Thanks anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:08:22 2017 No.17034562 >>17034516 Don't eat those either!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:10:19 2017 No.17034569 >Wingless drake girl >Permanently butthurt because everyone always calls her a lizard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:11:18 2017 No.17034570 >>17034562 What little wild cats can that anon eat then? The man has needs!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:11:34 2017 No.17034571 File: 472 KB, 555x1000, 1445636487690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034562 Anon, you're not leaving me with a lot of options here. How about some cutie foxes? Can I nibble them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:11:53 2017 No.17034572 >>17034570 he can eat a cait sith, those are food.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:12:31 2017 No.17034575 >>17034571 No! Foxes are friends, not food!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:13:16 2017 No.17034577 >>17034571 >Come visit the Fox Shrine today! Well I'm sold.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:13:40 2017 No.17034579 >>17034575 Well, too bad, that navel looks too appetizing to pass up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:14:25 2017 No.17034583 >>17034572 Cait sith don't even pass the sabbath health guidelines.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:14:46 2017 No.17034587 >>17034521 >>17034575 At this point, I'm not so sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:15:38 2017 No.17034590 >portals open late at night >anon is lying in bed sleeping >pounced upon in his sleep and she tries to get his manhood up >anon cries out as he wakes up >anon just finished a masturbation marathon and has blue balls Figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:15:40 2017 No.17034592 File: 368 KB, 750x900, 1455668555768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034575 Fine, I'm nibbling this 'nuki and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:16:34 2017 No.17034596 >>17034587 I'm not sure of anything anymore man, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:19:05 2017 No.17034605 >>17034170 No shame in that. Dark mage is perfectly well top tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:20:05 2017 No.17034608 >>17034577 I'd visit the fox shrine every day until I get married.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:20:41 2017 No.17034609 >>17034590 In my youth I could go 17 times in 24 hours. Even now I think I could get my rocks off for the evening and get it up when I woke.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:22:18 2017 No.17034618 >>17034609 How were you not shooting blanks after like round 3?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:22:43 2017 No.17034621 >>17034590 >implying your waifu is unprepared and didn't stockpile everything in the book to keep you going for hours on end.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:24:12 2017 No.17034630 >>17034609 I never learned. Is it bad if, after you masturbate, one or both of your testicals painfully swell to the size of a lemon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:24:50 2017 No.17034635 >>17034592 The shrine will not appreciate you munching on their miko.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:25:02 2017 No.17034636 >>17034618 Oh, I was. After four or five. At that point I was barely able to produce anything resembling cum. I could still orgasm though. That was some intense sensation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:26:16 2017 No.17034641 File: 2.95 MB, 2000x1866, valfalk girl small.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034569 It could be worse she could also get bullied by the flight capable dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:29:23 2017 No.17034654 >>17034636 Lucky you, once the semen thins out further attempts to masturbate have been pretty much just painful for me. Not to mention the payoff is less when you have little to shoot. And my body tends to take days to "refill."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:36:36 2017 No.17034678 >>17034321 Wanna grab that bow and tease her with the bowstring by playing her cleavage like a violin. Wanna wipe the smug off her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:37:47 2017 No.17034682 Furries get out

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:38:48 2017 No.17034684 >>17034682 Who

Anonymous Wed May 17 00:39:28 2017 No.17034687

>>17034654
Yeah, that was in my youthful (and idle) prime. I could hammer out like five in the morning, do stuff, get another four in the afternoon, and then fap all evening. Kept refilling to a tolerable level throughout the day.
Now I only get maybe a tablespoon a day.
I'm thinking of using those semen volume enhancing supplements for a bigger O.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:41:26 2017 No.17034691 >>17034682 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:42:28 2017 No.17034695 File: 73 KB, 1659x719, elf planet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want this but with Dorafs instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:42:29 2017 No.17034696 >>17034678 Only one way to wipe the smug off an elf, and that's through rape. Even then, that doesn't last for long. Be sure to reapply treatment until she is sufficiently knocked up

Anonymous Wed May 17 00:45:50 2017 No.17034705
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>>17034696
Raping an elf only gives them something else to be smug about, namely the knowledge that they are so hot that you can't control yourself.

Ignoring them is the only way to get through the smug long term, as they eventually will seek out the attention you are depriving them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:46:05 2017 No.17034707 I miss Loen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:47:36 2017 No.17034710 >>17034707 I miss video games.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:47:56 2017 No.17034711 File: 352 KB, 700x681, 1489208896845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to confess to the squirrel before she can research me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:48:48 2017 No.17034716 >>17034695 You are not prepared.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:49:12 2017 No.17034718 >>17034711 That would be quite troubling for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:51:05 2017 No.17034721 >>17034705 What if you anally fist them instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:53:11 2017 No.17034726 >>17034716 That's where your wrong. I would bravely march into a train car crowded with dorafs and loudly proclaim my love for short women with big tits!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 00:54:25 2017 No.17034731 >>17034705 It's best watching an elf go increasingly paranoid as you don't rape them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:06:09 2017 No.17034751 >>17034490 Joke's on them, I'm gonna go ask out that nerdy orc girl instead.

Anonymous Wed May 17 01:06:24 2017 No.17034752

>>17034705
See, I think that's one fantasy that is often overlooked. Use the smug girl's own pride against her to make her come to you.
>queen bee elf tries to be smug to you, commenting on how unbelievably attractive she is and that you won't be able to keep your hands off her
>you blow her off, telling her you're not remotely interested in her
>she's a bit perturbed, but she's gonna make you admit you want her
>she starts dressing more scantily, dropping innuendos, and giving you lewd gestures, but you keep ignoring her
>she's dumbfounded that don't seem to give a shit about her and, against her usual pride, she begins debasing herself in anyway she can think of, desperate to get you to notice her
>it escalates to the point where she's outright on her hands and knees begging you to let her fuck you, suck you off, give you a handjob, lick your shoes, anything that she can do to make you like her
That's when you're free to do with her as you please, and she'll love every second of it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:12:10 2017 No.17034763 File: 37 KB, 656x815, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034751 Orc-chan is not a nerd! She's a big tough bad girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:14:12 2017 No.17034766 >>17034763 She's a soft nerd that squeals if you slap her cushiony ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:14:15 2017 No.17034768 >>17034718 Would she run and research him before reappearing or would she surrender herself there?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:18:56 2017 No.17034777 File: 549 KB, 1186x1475, 1489530149051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034768 The only thing she would find is a love for fluffy tails and small girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:20:21 2017 No.17034780 >>17034763 >She's a big tough bad girl! For me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:20:48 2017 No.17034782 >>17034768 Ratatoskrs don't surrender. They just happen to get paralyzed with fear sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:23:40 2017 No.17034786 >>17034763 Big tough bad girl is gonna get an apple gag in her mouth and a spanking on her fat piggy ass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:24:35 2017 No.17034787 >>17034777 That Rata has some nice tatas.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:25:34 2017 No.17034789 File: 320 KB, 1280x1707, 159_b_v63_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034787 Oppai squirrels are good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:28:41 2017 No.17034794 >>17034786 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:38:02 2017 No.17034816 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ryu giving a massage

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:40:55 2017 No.17034819 >>17034816 Not with those huge, unwieldy claws.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:43:52 2017 No.17034829 >>17034819 They're pretty sleek as far as Dragons go.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:47:53 2017 No.17034836 Loli Shirohebi following around a CC Ryu like ducklings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:52:44 2017 No.17034843 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:54:39 2017 No.17034850 >>17034819 She could use her tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:09:24 2017 No.17034900 >>17034789 That's a squirrel loli with oranges in her shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:10:34 2017 No.17034904 >>17034521 At least I can roleplay it with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:24:10 2017 No.17034933 >>17034789 Is this arekishi? The body looks like his but the face is off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:28:37 2017 No.17034945 >>17034035 The kind of hands you want to pin down while you molest her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:30:25 2017 No.17034952 >>17034933 Not arekishi, but a similar style. I believe their name is Taunkobu. https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=10268051

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:42:07 2017 No.17034988 >>17034521 Anons explain why you aren't dicking your daughteru. It's only logical

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:43:26 2017 No.17034995 File: 279 KB, 1024x1460, __original_drawn_by_ibenz009__4aca8b68fb65ee95c847e07f149e4c31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Angels and Demons hate each other in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:49:13 2017 No.17035011 >>17034995 Angels hate Demons because they know they're shit by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 02:51:09 2017 No.17035018 >>17035011 Anon it's the other way around. How can sinful sluts even compete with the purity of angels?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:02:53 2017 No.17035058 >>17035018 >Angels >Prudish servants of the Chief God >Better than cute girls who love you down to the very soul. Oh I'm laughin'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:07:34 2017 No.17035073 >>17035058 >sluts who serve the Demon Lord and her shifty agenda >better than adorable pure angels How can SLUTS even compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:12:00 2017 No.17035079 >>17035073 >Not wanting a girl who literally devotes everything to you as you devote everything to her in a contract that binds your souls in eternal love. PLEEEEEEB! Can your shitty angels have something as intimate as a Demon's contract of love?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:31:09 2017 No.17035107 >>17035079 The contract is a lie! Just an excuse to fuck your because they're SLLLLLLUUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:33:10 2017 No.17035111 >>17035107 But I'm a slut too, so we can be each others' personal sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:33:52 2017 No.17035113 >>17035107 Do you have a single fact to back that up, or are you just saying that because your prude of an Angel is terrible at sex and you're frustrated?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:35:43 2017 No.17035117 File: 140 KB, 720x800, __lancer_fate_extra_fate_extra_ccc_and_fate_series_drawn_by_tanaka_ken_ichi__ea907a647db2beee399e2e8249cf9d99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon Idols.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:38:03 2017 No.17035121 >>17035113 I was with you until you said angels are terrible at sex. Sex with angels would be great even if they were awful at it because you can shout Deus Vult as you cum inside and she will cum instantly

Anonymous Wed May 17 03:42:15 2017 No.17035129

>>17035117
Would you want to unwittingly catch the attention of a Dragon member of a popular monstergirl idol group?
Would you want her to get a farway look in her eyes when she talks about her mystery crush who she saw walking down the side of the road?
Would you want her to track you down with conviction, only to drop her spaghetti all over the floor when she finally meets you and tries to ask you out?

>>17035121
What's the fun in that anon? An instant orgasm button that's vocal is boring. Sex with a Demon would be great because it'd be slow,
passionate and filled with tongue and neck kissing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:42:33 2017 No.17035132 File: 43 KB, 600x600, 1481062736833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17035121

Anonymous Wed May 17 03:49:29 2017 No.17035148

>>17035129
Really? You can't see the appeal in taking a creature so far above you that it literally spends it's entirely life in paradise, and fucking it totally senseless? How can't you see the obvious superiority of taking a being who has seen things your mortal mind can't even comprehend and making it bluescreen with the power of your dick? Don't you get the allure of making someone who was created to worship one divine being realize that she should have been worshiping your cock the whole time, because it is truly her master? Don't you want to force an angel to swear her allegiance to your cock over the Chief God? What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:52:34 2017 No.17035156 >>17035148 I'd rather have a comfy hedonistic life with a cute Demon girl and focus on making her the happiest girl in the world. I want to cuddle her close after a long fuck session, see her smile, and know everything's right with the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:53:09 2017 No.17035159 https://disp.cc/b/21-9KNS We talking about angels?

Anonymous Wed May 17 03:53:09 2017 No.17035160
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>>17035129
I'd rather just impregnate her, ruin her idol career, and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:54:49 2017 No.17035165 >>17035160 >Impregnation >Ruining a monstergirl idol's career. Really think about what you're saying there anon. Think long and hard about why what you just said is dumb as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:56:06 2017 No.17035172 >>17035156 You can always do that with an angel and the feathers would be great for winghugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 03:59:15 2017 No.17035187 >>17035165 You're right, monster idols probably end up with a kid at some point and probably won't get their careers ruined by it.

Anonymous Wed May 17 03:59:34 2017 No.17035188

>>17035172
But an Angel doesn't have the thick leathery wings of a Demon. An Angel doesn't have an adorable spadetail or beautiful horns. An Angel doesn't have sensual black scleras and she sure as hell doesn't have perfect blue skin.
Angels don't have dick stiffening tattoos that represent a contract that binds two beings at the soul.
Angels just aren't perfection the way Demons are, because everything about Demons is love.

Anonymous Wed May 17 04:04:13 2017 No.17035209

>>17035188
You can't make a demon wear her halo as a collar. A demon can't protect you the way an angel can. Not to mention that Angels have haughty-elf-complex, which means that while they might look down on you at first, they all secretly want it. Angels are elves but even better. God only knows what I'd do for an elven angel.

Anonymous Wed May 17 04:05:13 2017 No.17035211

>>17035187
On a scale of one to ten, one being rejection and ten being furious mating press with tongue kissing, how would you react to a Dragon Idol sauntering up to you with something cool and seductive in mind only to trip all over herself and have it come out awkward and endearing?
>Alright Elizabeth, just remember. You noticed him at your live and want to show him ~something special~ at the hotel you're staying at.
>"H-hi My name's Elizabeth. You're cute wanna come? Ah! With me! Come with me to see something special?"
>FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:07:01 2017 No.17035217 >>17035209 I don't want a haughty bitch anon, I want a cute girl I can confide in and speak to as an equal. And besides, cosplay exists for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:08:20 2017 No.17035219 >>17035211 I'd reply with >"Liz? As in MERE FEMALE LIZARD? " >"Also, yes."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:10:55 2017 No.17035225 >>17035217 I want to break a haughty bitch and making her into thinking she is my equal. >spoiler Wait is the elf cosplaying as an angel or is an angel cosplaying as an elf because there are two different issues with each.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:11:50 2017 No.17035228 >>17035225 >Breaking your waifu Disgusting. Mindbreak should be reserved to roleplay only. I was more saying you don't need a halo to use as a collar.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:13:31 2017 No.17035230 >>17035211 Violent impregnation upon entering the room that ends with cuddlesex.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:14:40 2017 No.17035233 >>17035228 It was more breaking her overinflated ego than her conscious mind, and really the symbolism of using a halo, the literal symbol of divinity, as a means to degrade and dominate her, makes me harder than diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:26:55 2017 No.17035258 >>17035230 Be honored anon, that idol's going to wrap her long legs around your waist as you thrust into her and refuse to let you pull out. She wants every drop in her greedy dragon pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:29:46 2017 No.17035264 File: 431 KB, 725x800, __lancer_fate_series_drawn_by_naitou_kouse__0be3580318beca3353f0638a730c683b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17035258 >Long Anon, she's tiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:31:47 2017 No.17035267 >>17035228 This Mimdbreak is for roleplay in my opinion

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:32:46 2017 No.17035268 >>17035264 I didn't say she looked exactly like your pic anon. and that girl's got some long legs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:35:12 2017 No.17035274 >>17035268 Not really long. Besides, her tail and ass are the best features.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:36:37 2017 No.17035281 >>17035274 Do you want to tease her for being a chubby Idol who loves sweets even though they go to her thighs? Do you want to molest her tail while she gives you anal?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:38:43 2017 No.17035286 >>17035281 All of the above.

Anonymous Wed May 17 04:43:04 2017 No.17035298

>>17035286
Well then how about waking up the next morning to find that she's paid some workers to get all of your things and move them into her Idol Group's manor?
Would you want her to walk around clinging to you and sticking her tongue out at her groupmates trying to get them jealous?
Would you want her to come to you after a concert, and fuck you senseless in her idol uniform?
Would you want to find out she dedicated an entire songlist to you after she casually tells you in the afterglow of you cumming in her ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 04:44:48 2017 No.17035303 >>17035298 All. Of. The. Above.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:01:46 2017 No.17035338 >>17034521 You daughteru dickers think you're tempting me! You can't break me!

Anonymous Wed May 17 05:02:43 2017 No.17035345

>Male idols get sold to fat faceless old monster girls
>Their popularity plummets as soon as the fans learn they aren't pure virgins
>Monster girls idols get to fall in love and marry whoever they want
>Becoming pregnant and showing off their husband increases their popularity

This isn't fair

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:04:01 2017 No.17035351 >>17035338 You're already broken. Normal people aren't tempted at all. You have no place among the regular world anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:05:03 2017 No.17035354 >>17035345 How could a monster girl be an idol? That'd be like having a male idol here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:09:00 2017 No.17035363 >>17035345 >Cute little male idol in MGE >raped by chubby Tanuki manager >shamed for not being a pure virgin anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:09:50 2017 No.17035366 >>17035354 >male idols/idol groups don't exist ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:10:03 2017 No.17035368 >>17035351 Nu-uh!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:11:23 2017 No.17035375 >>17035363 You'd think the nook would know how much his value would depreciate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:15:26 2017 No.17035387 >>17035375 She's a sadist That tanuki loves seeing male idols break and become desperate so she can have him all to herself unless he wants to end up homeless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:16:00 2017 No.17035391 >>17035354 They would be role models for younger monster girls Sabbath idols would catter to children and then you'd have regular teenage idols >>17035375 That's why she does it in private and keeps it a secret

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:17:56 2017 No.17035397 >>17035387 >>17035391 shame on you two. The poor tanuki has had to watch from afar as the whole nation fell in love with the boy SHE found. She loved him first, so isn't only fair she gets to take him first?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:18:29 2017 No.17035402 >>17035391 >sabbath idols Go on. The Cunny Crew

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:22:09 2017 No.17035418 >>17035402 Familiars already have the look and attitude of an idol Give them a mic and teach them a cute dance and you've got a star

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:22:36 2017 No.17035424 >>17033990 >Knots and hemipenises >On par with dolphin speardicks and exploding duck cocks.

Anonymous Wed May 17 05:23:26 2017 No.17035426

>>17035402
I bet you giggled to yourself as you typed that in. Do you think it was clever? It wasn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself. God I could put up with the word cunny before but now its going the way of KDF where the people who hate it to death and want every mention of it wiped from existence are equally as obnoxious as the people who won't even dick their daughteru if she doesn't fucking tatoo it above her crotch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:24:36 2017 No.17035430 >>17035424 >exploding duck cocks Did anyone else think this would be a great band name?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:24:37 2017 No.17035431 >>17035426 He's really cunny-ing.

Anonymous Wed May 17 05:24:56 2017 No.17035435
File: 284 KB, 900x800, white snake princess do not steal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Ho ho!
>You don't run your own country?
>Well, at the very least you've some political clout, do you not? You don't? You're not even an adventurer or banker?
>What do you do then? A housewife? How is it that you manage to burn through so much time minding the confines of one tiny dwelling?
>To live with such profound limitations, surely even this conversation must be a great achievement for you.
>Oh ho ho!
>Bristle not! That wasn't a challenge, merely an observation. I'm quite certain you're working at the best of your ability.
>In fact, meeting you has been entirely refreshing.
>To endure a life of paying rent to your betters; consuming food that falsifies its flavor with drugs, to wear machined clothing of inferior chemical fibers and still be able to keep a facade of happiness through such poverty requires great fortitude!
>oooOH HO HO!
>Dear, if you think I'm insulting you, it's only a function of the difference in our statures. You have my admiration for holding your head high despite the paucity of your life.
>I would gladly hire you as a maid.
>OH HO HO HOOOO!

Why isn't your waifu a former superhero with space marines?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:26:14 2017 No.17035441 >>17035418 This. Familiar idols are olev. >>17035426 Anon it was just a joke. I'm not seriously using the word, I understand it's just a meme. Please anon don't be like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:26:43 2017 No.17035445 >>17035435 This is literally the worst kind of personality in the world. She will get no response from me, brushed to the side like the trash she is.

Anonymous Wed May 17 05:28:46 2017 No.17035453

>>17035441
Your face is a joke. My response was perfectly acceptable. The people in this thread go through the same cycle of loving something to death, and then hating it to death, and then fighting to the death. All because of a stupid fuck like you who makes jokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:29:29 2017 No.17035457 >>17035453 You need to take yourself less seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:31:18 2017 No.17035465 >>17035435 See >>17035445 She's the absolute worst there is. I would never talk to her if I had then option.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:31:58 2017 No.17035468 >>17035453 >Loving it to death No one liked "cunny" except for mouthbreathing assfucks. It was always cringe inducing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:32:09 2017 No.17035469 >>17035397 You've got a point but that's extemely selfish of her Male idols are public property and their purity must be protected at all costs for the good of everyone of his fans >>17035435 The only girl that can belittle me are spiders

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:34:15 2017 No.17035478 >>17035426 Id only want the waifu to use it during roleplay. Other than that it's a silly word

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:36:24 2017 No.17035484 >>17035426 Givin' the cunny cummies by way of turgid tallywhacker.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:38:38 2017 No.17035494 >>17035435 This is what happens when you watch too much shonen anime, kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:47:30 2017 No.17035528 >>17035363 There's gonna be a Dark mage who is making a killing by selling potions that prevents shotas from aging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:47:54 2017 No.17035530 >>17035494 You're just jelly your waifu can't fly, impart luck and immortality, drive a Gundam, and effortlessly cast high level magic. Nothing personnel, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:57:11 2017 No.17035553 File: 669 KB, 1200x989, 1491677935032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a Kraken producer who abducts shotas from beaches and make him perform in undersea palaces?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 05:58:12 2017 No.17035556 >>17035553 Shota trafficking unda da sea?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:07:02 2017 No.17035581 >>17035553 Squishy kraken

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:07:14 2017 No.17035582 >>17035556 They're probably a rare commodity down there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:08:28 2017 No.17035587 File: 591 KB, 1280x1839, ENG003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17035553 Krakens wouldn't do that, they're good girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:10:28 2017 No.17035594 >>17035528 >This makes the onee san horny

Anonymous Wed May 17 06:25:19 2017 No.17035619
File: 467 KB, 1200x800, Shirohebihime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Long, straight, black hair is the greatest coiffure. Unassailable. Royalty did not invent it, merely adopt what they knew to be best.
>If you think not, you're free to correct me in debate.
>Only a jest, peasant. We both know how inadequate any argument would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:28:43 2017 No.17035622 >>17035587 Krakens are pure. Sure they have a history of sexually assaulting shotas with their many tentacles, then marrying them. But in no way do they kidnap shotas and turn them into idols! Most of the time.

Anonymous Wed May 17 06:35:38 2017 No.17035632

>>17035553
In Zipangu Otohimes do it instead, but with the shotas' consent

>>17035587
>>17035622
Krakens are the most notorious rapists of the sea
Without them it would be safe to travel by boat but because of them shotas crossing the sea have a 97% disappearance rate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:36:27 2017 No.17035637 >>17035619 Still a trashcan person, remove yourself from my presence you disgusting heathen. I've got a date set with that nice Hakutaku from the local library.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:37:36 2017 No.17035640 >>17035632 I can see Otohimes buying him if she really enjoys his performance. The Kraken producer will have to go on land to find a new shota.

Anonymous Wed May 17 06:42:24 2017 No.17035658

>>17035637
I might be a little messed in the head for various reasons, but I'm seriously attracted to cruel and haughty princess types.
Like, the really cruel ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daji

The mere idea of a woman who respects me as husband so flippantly disregarding the lives of others gets me diamond-hard.
The reality of soft caresses, whispered plots, and raucous ojou laughter backed with the despairing cries of her subjects? "heaven" and "hell" are insufficient terms for the sadistic rapture I would experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:54:06 2017 No.17035693 >>17035418 >Familiar idols Perfect. I'll take five, all in different colors.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 06:55:50 2017 No.17035699 >>17035693 I need them. I'd go to their shows, I bet they're adorable! The kind of idols you can take your daughterus to see.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:07:11 2017 No.17035734 >>17035699 Well, they were designed to be adorable. Don't know about taking your daughteru to their shows though, depends if they went with the saccharine sweet or the innuendo laden suggestive performance route.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:09:27 2017 No.17035738 >>17035734 The first show is sweet, pure and innocent to attract men to the greatness of little girls. Then the second show is lewd innuendos with plenty of panty shots.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:12:32 2017 No.17035742 >>17035738 How devious. As expected of the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:14:11 2017 No.17035744 >>17035742 I'm no lolicon or anything. But I'd buy a ticket to both shows.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:19:18 2017 No.17035749 Don't buy any products from the sabbath!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:20:48 2017 No.17035754 >>17035744 Understandable. It's still a bunch of cute as a button Familiars with angelic voices, even when they're showing a bit too much skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:21:03 2017 No.17035755 >You will never be a space pirate queen's attendant and toy A demon space pirate queen would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:21:51 2017 No.17035756 >>17035749 why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:22:06 2017 No.17035758 >>17035749 But it's quality stuff at affordable prices and the store staff are small and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:24:01 2017 No.17035761 File: 61 KB, 496x702, DAAFTUnUwAAzh-Z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who ordered a demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:24:57 2017 No.17035763 >>17035756 >>17035758 You're not a dirty lolicon are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:26:13 2017 No.17035765 >>17035754 Well, they have to show the charm of a little girl some how. >>17035758 True! It's where I'd go shopping for many different items. Maybe wear a hoody with the hood up when I shop there though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:26:25 2017 No.17035766 >>17035763 i'm not but they still sell usefull potions

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:27:52 2017 No.17035768 >>17035761 Yes please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:29:53 2017 No.17035770 >>17035763 What does that have to do with the products?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:30:47 2017 No.17035772 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62928374 Something tells me this nacho is going to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:31:53 2017 No.17035775 >>17035761 YES

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:32:23 2017 No.17035777 >>17035772 Little disappointing she isn't a loli. But this looks great! Although maybe it's not a good idea to rape a Nacha, because in the end, she always wins. I love this though and can't wait for the next bit.

Anonymous Wed May 17 07:39:44 2017 No.17035785

>>17035754
I'd buy a collector edition of their "LOVE! LOVE! STRAWBERRY!" album and try to get them to sign it

>>17035763
Out of their many, many isles only 7 of them are dedicated to lolification items
You can be into CC and still find useful stuff in your nearest Sabbath supermarket

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:42:53 2017 No.17035792 >>17035785 The sabbath supermarket is actually really good. More people should shop there. I'd shop there

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:45:47 2017 No.17035798 File: 1.46 MB, 992x1403, 1493842125519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17035777 Yeah I'd rather her chest was closer to the one in the profile but I won't complain too much since the guy loves her enough to do a full colour mini doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:47:02 2017 No.17035801 >>17035798 Exactly, and even if she isn't a loli, it's still nice. Is it going to get text or anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:51:44 2017 No.17035816 >>17035801 No idea, I hope it has text eventually though, he may be planning to do all the art first then compile it an an album with text but that's probably just me being optimistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:53:57 2017 No.17035826 File: 1.93 MB, 1500x1676, 59738493_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17035160 I'd give Liz my lance.

Anonymous Wed May 17 07:55:33 2017 No.17035829

>>17035772
Poor spider, that was probably a holy explosion

>Something tells me this nacho is going to get raped.
Would you really rape a passed out Atlach-Nacha who isn't wearing anything except torn leggings?
I would but only because of the torn leggings

>>17035798
>>17035801
If she was a loli it would be much better but it's canon that Atlach-Nachas of all sizes exist so it's nice to see different body-types rather than the profile one over and over again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:56:02 2017 No.17035831 >>17035826 I'd willingly listen to her singing no matter how bad it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:56:14 2017 No.17035832 >>17035816 It's lucky such a girl like Atlach Nacha is getting this though. Underrated top tier girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 07:57:50 2017 No.17035836 >>17035829 I'd wake the poor Nacha up and beg to be her husband And true, it's nice seeing Nachas of all size. And like you said it's canon. I'm just more of an Atlach Nacha loli kind of guy, but Nachas of all sizes are still great.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 08:13:02 2017 No.17035859 >>17035836 Yeah, but you're probably a slut for lolidom.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:13:05 2017 No.17035867 Have you heard of the cute waifu?

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:14:15 2017 No.17035871

>>17035832
>Underrated top tier girl.
She's getting there, I wouldn't worry about her popularity too much

>>17035836
>Spoiler
She is going to be very confused and blame it all on you, it doesn't help that she will be extra grumpy since she just woke up

>>17035859
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut for a god tier fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:15:07 2017 No.17035876 Hiroshimoot pls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:17:16 2017 No.17035882 >>17035867 Every waifu is cute Yes, even the 8ft tall muscled ones

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:23:10 2017 No.17035892 >>17035882 There are cute waifus and my cute waifu. There is a clear difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:23:36 2017 No.17035894 >Incredibly lewd yet sweet picture of a Pharaoh.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:25:08 2017 No.17035898 >>17035859 Maybe Wew what the hell is wrong with 4chan?

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:25:18 2017 No.17035899

>>17035829
>Would you really rape a passed out Atlach-Nacha who isn't wearing anything except torn leggings?
Damn right I would. Just so she can wake up half way though, panic when she realizes what's happening and start yelling every insult under the sun at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:27:07 2017 No.17035904 >>17035871 She's a great girl. Every part about her. >Absolutely nothing wrong with being a slut for a god tier fetish This

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:28:35 2017 No.17035909 What's the best accent for a Cheshire and why is it South African?

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:29:02 2017 No.17035910

>>17035899
>Rape Atlach Nacha
>she panics and throws insults at you
>blow your load inside her
>instead of screaming an insult
>you look down and she's got a warm smile on her face as she's gently caressing your chin
>"I love you husband"

Maybe spinning a web for the rest of eternity isn't so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:31:06 2017 No.17035921 >>17035909 You mean like the chick from Die Antwoord?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:34:09 2017 No.17035928 >>17035921 I had to Google that, and holy shit that is fucking horrific. What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:34:34 2017 No.17035930 >>17035619 White hair is better and fringes are shit. Your superiority is a farce

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:35:37 2017 No.17035932 Do you think souls observe the laws of conservation?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:37:25 2017 No.17035938 >>17035932 Ha fucking nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:37:52 2017 No.17035941 >>17035932 >souls You mean like ghosts or something? >the laws of conservation And that is?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:38:34 2017 No.17035943 >>17035928 first thing I thought of when South African women were mentioned

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:39:26 2017 No.17035947

>>17035899
She is going to throw one hell of a tantrum
I hope you like being called a disgusting lolicon in 1000 different manners because that's what's going to happen

>>17035910
One load is not nearly enough, you're going to need to rape her all night long and the change will be gradual

>8PM
>"I hate you! You perverted idiotic monkey!"
>Midnight
>"O-only repulsing trash like you would go at it for this long."
>4AM
>She is too busy kissing and begging you for forgiveness to talk trash

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:40:23 2017 No.17035951

>>17035910
Plus when you're tired of web spinning you can change back and rape her to take out your frustrations. Atlach Nachas are real good.
>>17035947
>I hope you like being called a disgusting lolicon in 1000 different manners because that's what's going to happen
That's just going to make me even harder.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:40:29 2017 No.17035953 >>17035658 BROTHER!

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:44:20 2017 No.17035966

>>17035947
This is just another reasons I love Atlach Nacha. They turn to loving wives when you blow your load inside her. Well atleast temporarily.

>>17035951
This. You'll be pretty much constantly fucking her then. Although if it was me, I'd probably transform back rarely to rape her and or let her lolidom me

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:44:30 2017 No.17035969

>>17035941
As in is the afterlife place of permanent rest or do you eventually get sucked back into the stream to be reborn? And if you are able to choose to stay in the afterlife, does that mean that by not re-entering the stream that's one less person that can ever be born?

And as such would the gods like Eros place a restriction on the afterlife so that you can't just remain there indefinitely because if every one did that, and there were no souls left for the people being born, that would mean that no other Mg gets to conceive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:49:52 2017 No.17035985 Would a Nacho still call you a lolicon if she had an adult body?

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:52:17 2017 No.17035991

>"Что бы вы хотели на обед, Мастер?"
>You're happy to have a maid, and you're grateful for the care and affection she gives
>You just wish she spoke English, though you have a sneaking suspicion that she does, but is pretending she isn't able to
>You said you wanted to fuck her ass and saw her start to lick her lips and smile before she caught herself and went back to being stone faced

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:52:26 2017 No.17035992 >>17035985 No, she'd chastise you for your awful taste in body types instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:53:19 2017 No.17035996 >>17034819 That's the best part.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:53:28 2017 No.17035997 >>17035991 What is it with this thread and maid anal?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:54:27 2017 No.17035999 >>17035992 What, is she insulting her own body? >>17035992 Maybe it has something to do with the moon vampire game where a guy rapes a cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:54:37 2017 No.17036001 Holy fuck its hot today. Where's my glacies?!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:55:11 2017 No.17036002 >>17036001 Being inferior to glacies mom

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:55:38 2017 No.17036003 >>17035999 She's insulting you for not being a lolicon since lolis are superior.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:55:48 2017 No.17036005 >>17035997 I guess it has something to do with keeping them pure. >>17035992 Hold up. Her husband has good taste and she has the shit one. Why is she bullying herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:56:27 2017 No.17036006 >>17035991 Maids who speak different languages are scary. >>17035997 I don't know anon. Just the idea of gently prone boning a maid's butthole as stress relieving sex for mastah sounds nice.

Anonymous Wed May 17 11:57:24 2017 No.17036007

>>17035951
>>17035966
I think you guys have the roles reversed
The bonus picture of Atlach-Nacha shows her freaking out and raping her husband because he turned back to human

>They turn to loving wives when you blow your load inside her. Well atleast temporarily.
I'm all for the insulting and belittlement but if there was only that a relationship with an Atlach-Nacha would be one of hate sex and dominance
I know some people were disappoint when they learned that she becomes lovey dovey after a thorough dicking, but that's necessary for a healthy relationship

>>17035985
She could call you a filthy spider fucker or something
I'm sure Atlach-Nachas are VERY creative when it comes to insulting their husband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:57:59 2017 No.17036008 >>17035966 See, this guy loves chaos spiders. Good man. >>17035985 No but she can glare at you and call you a creep who only cares about her tits. That's equally hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:58:40 2017 No.17036011 >>17036003 But that's not true. >>17036008 Does she have big tits?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 11:59:26 2017 No.17036013 >>17036007 >I know some people were disappoint when they learned that she becomes lovey dovey after a thorough dicking, but that's necessary for a healthy relationship She's still insulting but says it in a loving tone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:01:27 2017 No.17036015 >>17036007 Well then I wouldn't mind turning back and having an Atlach Nacha freak out and rape me in an attempt to turn me back. Hearing her call me all those insults aswell would be nice. I mean, I love every part of the Nacho.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:02:39 2017 No.17036018 Atlach Nachas are olev

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:03:33 2017 No.17036019 >>17035985 No, because you're not a lolicon. That makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:04:51 2017 No.17036021 It's nice to see that even Nachos can get some love despite the spider thing. It shows that love knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:05:32 2017 No.17036023 >>17035997 Try to come up with something better than going balls deep in a Kikimora's ass while she's bent over the table with her dress hiked up and her panties pushed to the side. I dare you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:05:36 2017 No.17036024 >>17036021 They're slowly moving up my list. They're were already in my top 5 anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:06:00 2017 No.17036025 >>17036011 >Does she have big tits? An Atlach Nacha with big tits is nice in it's own way. I just want a CC Nacho to sit on my face and angrily jerk me off while calling me a disgusting breast fetishist.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:06:39 2017 No.17036026 >>17036023 For what reason does the Kiki deserve this treatment?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:07:47 2017 No.17036027 >>17036021 I never really minded the spider part, to me it was always something I was willing to put up with for a girl who appealed to me so much in every other way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:07:55 2017 No.17036029 >>17036026 Because good maids get rewards, and if you looked up "good maid" in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:09:00 2017 No.17036032 >>17035761 I didn't order a demon, this is just a ploy for you to get in my house isn't it?!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:09:34 2017 No.17036036 >>17036025 I want one to catch me staring at her massive chest and/or big ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:10:18 2017 No.17036039 >>17036027 This I thought the spider part was actually pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:11:27 2017 No.17036041 >>17036029 Wait, you anons need to explain this to me slowly. So good maids get bent over the counter and fucked while fully clothed? How do I know when my maid has been good?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:11:46 2017 No.17036042 >>17035761 I didn't but demons are too good to not fuck. It would take a holy amount of will to resist signing the contract.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:14:54 2017 No.17036048 >>17036041 >How do I know when my maid has been good? When she makes you happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:14:57 2017 No.17036049 >>17036041 A better question would be when is a kikimora ever not a good maid deserving of sex?

Anonymous Wed May 17 12:17:51 2017 No.17036051

>>17036036
>tall, big breasted nacho catches you staring at her tits
>rapes you while pushing her breasts into your face and yelling things like "THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FREAK" while slams her hips up and down
Pissing off a chaos spider is pretty much a marriage proposal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:18:26 2017 No.17036054 >>17036023 Doing the same thing but with a Shog.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:19:30 2017 No.17036056 >>17036051 I'm very scared yet very aroused. I bet she's sweet deep down.

Anonymous Wed May 17 12:20:29 2017 No.17036058

>>17036013
>During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults.
You're referencing to a tweet about how one might act once married

You could marry a tsundere Atlach-Nachas who still won't admit her love even after you've completely negated her venom if you dislike her being honest about it

>>17036021
>>17036027
With other chaos girls, most noticeably Mindflayer, they transform you just because that's what they do
It doesn't have a clear purpose or usefulness to either of you
With Atlach-Nacha he made it visually obvious that she isn't complete without you.
Alone she is cosplay tier, with you she becomes one of the most frightening design in MGE
Then he also made it clear that the spider transformation allows you to quickly negate her venom and make her feel at ease along with all the lewd implications that having a sex tentacle face brings

The reader still has to not be inherently against transformations but at least Atlach-Nacha brings strong arguments for it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:24:52 2017 No.17036068 >>17036054 It's not the same when she is the maid uniform and all slimy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:25:59 2017 No.17036073 >>17036068 You're right, it's better than a boring ol' kiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:26:34 2017 No.17036074 >>17036068 No it's better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:28:12 2017 No.17036077 I'm the only one who can't post pics? 4chan is lagging hard right now

Anonymous Wed May 17 12:28:58 2017 No.17036082

>>17036058
>You're referencing to a tweet about how one might act once married
Ah yeah, my memory was a little off there. They go back to being tsun a while after getting tentacled but remain dere for a while. Still cute.
>Alone she is cosplay tier, with you she becomes one of the most frightening design in MGE
>Then he also made it clear that the spider transformation allows you to quickly negate her venom and make her feel at ease
This is something that makes me not mind the transformation. It's weirdly heart warming.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:29:33 2017 No.17036086 >>17036073 Kikis may be boring but at least they know how to be a proper maid. Shoggs are just bootleg maids for lazy people.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:30:29 2017 No.17036090 >>17036077 The site as a whole was broken for a while, I'm guessing the main focus was on getting posting back up and images will come later.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:31:16 2017 No.17036097 >>17036086 You take that back. Shogs are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:34:01 2017 No.17036107 >>17036097 In their own weird way, sure, they can be love. It's nice of them to pretend being maids for neets with no salvation though. Deep down they are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:36:20 2017 No.17036115 >>17036082 >It's weirdly heart warming. Agreed. It gives you that mental image of a sad lonely Atlach-Nacha intoxicated by her own venom spending years and years endlessly spinning a web until you come in and she finally gets to be happy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:37:05 2017 No.17036117 >>17036107 Kikis are judgemental birches

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:40:39 2017 No.17036127 >>17036115 This is why Atlach Nachas deserve love

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:41:04 2017 No.17036128 >>17036117 Kikis are for people that have hopes and want a real maid. Shoggs are for the guys that gave up and just want to see a maid, even if it's a fake one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:43:49 2017 No.17036143 >>17036128 At least Shoggoths are actual monstergirls. Kikis are essentially cosplayers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:46:19 2017 No.17036150 >>17036143 Shogs have zero boundaries though. That's just not cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:47:10 2017 No.17036155 >>17036128 >Kikis are for people that have hopes They also give hope to people that have none, they can't leave a guy who's down alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:47:32 2017 No.17036156 >>17036128 This is untrue. Stop spreading lies or I'm calling the fucking police.

Anonymous Wed May 17 12:55:07 2017 No.17036175

>>17036021
I'd like to see diamond trumpart getting some love on a basis of fairness, but it looks like none of the guys who are okay about turning into a giant spider to fuck their wives are also okay with turning into a giant wolf to fuck their wives.

Sucks to be her I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:56:00 2017 No.17036180 >>17036175 >implying

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:57:42 2017 No.17036184 >>17036128 >>17036107 >>17036086 >Some faggot ragging on shogs when shogs were maids before kikis even crawled out of the primordial soup Tekeli-li.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 12:59:08 2017 No.17036191 >>17036184 Shogs are the OG maid

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:02:15 2017 No.17036201

>>17036143
Indeed, but I think them being just vanilla maids fits nicely. Even monstrous kiki was just a weird looking hag with a long, pointy face.

>>17036156
It's true though. Want someone to tell you how to better yourself so you can get good in life? Get a kiki.
Want someone to just say "it's going to be okay" while you fall into the dark of the abyss? Get a shoggy.

>>17036184
They weren't really maids, just weird things carrying out orders.

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:05:08 2017 No.17036213

>Go to the nearest Maid center
>Ask to see both a Kiki and Shog to decide which is better
>Both arrive shortly after
>Ask them basic questions
>The Kiki is named Petia, she is 16 years old and learned under her mother's guidance
>The Shoggoth is named Ketsazobrk, she is 5.8 eons old and learned through witnessing the beginning and end of the universe

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:05:17 2017 No.17036214 >>17036201 What if I like the sound of both of those things? Look anon I can't pick a favourite maid. It's something I just physically can't do. I like both of them!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:06:29 2017 No.17036219 >>17036213 That's actually really cute. See anons, this is why you pick both!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:08:50 2017 No.17036226 >>17036213 But Shoggoths aren't that old! They were created as a slave race on Earth by the Elder Things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:09:38 2017 No.17036230 >>17036201 >Indeed, but I think them being just vanilla maids fits nicely Then why even be in the monstergirl thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:10:21 2017 No.17036232 >>17036201 >They weren't really maids Get a load of this ningen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:10:46 2017 No.17036234 >>17036184 Bad argument, if you remember Shogs also rebelled against their masters and killed them. That's not exactly good maid material.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:11:00 2017 No.17036236 >>17036213 Damn. I can't decide.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:12:31 2017 No.17036243 >>17036214 Sure, you can get both of them. >>17036230 Cause they are monster girls. >>17036232 Do you think the elder gods or whatever created them told the shoggs to clean the dishes or wash their clothes?

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:12:37 2017 No.17036244

>>17036234
>Shogs also rebelled against their masters and killed them.
They were being mistreated with a severe absence of dick. It was justified. The reason they sucked the heads off their masters was symbolic.
>That's not exactly good maid material.
You want a pushover who'll just take strange aeons of abuse?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:14:06 2017 No.17036249 But shogs can encourage too! I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:14:25 2017 No.17036251 >>17036244 I want a maid who doesn't have a massive history of killing all sentient life it encounters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:15:03 2017 No.17036252 >>17036244 >They were being mistreated with a severe absence of dick. I can just see MG's reading this on Monchan nodding their heads and sympathizing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:15:54 2017 No.17036256 Oh put a sock in it and just enjoy maids for their greatness.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:17:33 2017 No.17036260 >>17036249 They seem more like the type that just hugs and protects you so you don't have to worry about anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:17:36 2017 No.17036261 >>17036249 If a Shog saw her master do something productive she would probably think to herself "What a silly human." and go back to her eldritch ways

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:18:47 2017 No.17036266 >>17036251 >he doesn't want a maid who's seen things that will make the average human scratch out their eyes balls while screaming "MAKE IT STOP" What are you are some alp?

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:19:47 2017 No.17036268

>>17036243
>Do you think the elder gods or whatever created them told the shoggs to clean the dishes or wash their clothes?
Yes, but not in a manner your mortal mind can comprehend. I doubt you'd even understand an ascended beings concepts of "clothes", "dishes" and "clean".
>>17036251
>I want a maid who doesn't have a massive history of killing all sentient life it encounters.
They don't though? They were battle meidos because of their cruel masters, so killing their enemies wasn't their fault. Then they were used as slave labor, not given any dick and therefor rebelled. This is justified. One of them killed some penguins, but that was only because they were in the way and it was currently trying to kill some humans, but this was also justified because they were trespassing and violated the NAP.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:21:12 2017 No.17036271 >>17036243 >Cause they are monster girls. Barely.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:21:30 2017 No.17036273 >>17036268 >cruel masters, The only thing their masters are cruel for is not having a penis, according to KC.

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:22:21 2017 No.17036275

>>17036252
Can you imagine the Tanukicaust documentaries?
> " Here, in the biggest correction camp in Germania, Tanukis from across the North Post-Prussian Reich were hauled in on trains ran by confused Wurms. The gate still stands, bearing the words "Einkaufen Macht Frie".
> Unbearable tortures awaited the unfortunate souls here. They were hardly fed, never snuggled, and the prison was staffed entirely with eunuches. Tanukis who found themselves here were forced to spend their money frivilously on things like baubles and Spaghetti Peninsula-made handbags., and then be short changed. Arguing resulted in a ten day suspension from the food line or worse, a revocation of the head pat privilege. "
> " Truly, we have learned from such things. A tragedy of this magnitude should never occur again."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:22:26 2017 No.17036278 >>17036273 Isn't that crime enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:22:52 2017 No.17036281 >>17036266 I mean, If there's that much of an age-gap, it's practically /ss/ at this point. Shoggoths would probably be extremely patronizing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:23:14 2017 No.17036283 >>17036278 Of the highest magnitude.

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:24:32 2017 No.17036291

>>17036281
>Shoggoths would probably be extremely patronizing.
Slander. Libel. Shoggoths are understanding of the mental capacity of mortals, and find them cute. Like a Pharoah finds her male subjects cute, or a lich her assistant, or a tanuki and her victim.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:24:38 2017 No.17036292 >>17036275 >eunuches pls no

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:25:12 2017 No.17036297

>>17036268
>I doubt you'd even understand an ascended beings concepts of "clothes", "dishes" and "clean".
Alright anon, you got a laugh out of me.

>>17036271
Most can be said for a lot of girl, especially the ones from the encyclopedia.
Kikis are monsters but shoggs are more monstrous than them. I don't see a problem with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:25:27 2017 No.17036298 >>17036281 >Chaos girls are the true CCs who've literally had their wombs starved for millions of years How does this make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:26:27 2017 No.17036300 >>17036297 That can be said for most of the girls*

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:27:14 2017 No.17036301 >>17036291 >a tanuki and her victim. Don't you mean "a tanuki and her customer"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:28:09 2017 No.17036304 >>17036301 There is a difference?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:28:12 2017 No.17036305 >>17036298 It makes me love them that much more

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:29:10 2017 No.17036308 >>17036275 >eunuches >just searched that term up What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:29:53 2017 No.17036314 >>17036301 Yes. A shekel has been transferred to your Sabath account, courtesy of Squirrel Media.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:30:16 2017 No.17036316 >>17036281 >Ara ara, you wouldn't like an old unspeakable eldritch horror like me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:32:04 2017 No.17036320 >>17036304 It probably does when doing taxes. It also lets them write off everything as a business expense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:33:18 2017 No.17036323 >>17036320 >Oh that manticore venom? Business expense.

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:33:52 2017 No.17036325

>>17036291
>Shoggoths are understanding of the mental capacity of mortals, and find them cute
>Anon spends several minutes discussing the history of aeronautics
>"He thinks he's smart, how cute"
Sounds pretty patronizing to me.

>>17036298
Makes me feel like rubbing it in, actually. I have no interest in CCs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:35:19 2017 No.17036329 >>17036325 >Thinks shoggoth's thinking their mastahs are adorable is patronising >dislikes CCs Thanks for proving that you're an alp

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:39:20 2017 No.17036338 >>17036325 >Sounds pretty patronizing to me. You can only be patronizing when there's an intent to patronize. Anon it's not our fault you forgot to factor in non-euclidian angles and the higher dimensions into your aeronautics.

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:42:31 2017 No.17036347

>>17036325
I always thought the way Shoggoths think is so cute.

>Kikimora staring at the shoggoth who's staring at mastah
>wondering what kind of horric, disturbing and Eldritch things she's thinking
>"Mastah is so cute. I love mastah. I want to be a part of mastah. I love mastah"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:45:07 2017 No.17036351 >>17036347 >I want to be a part of mastah So that's why she keeps sneaking her weird tasting slime into his food

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:46:07 2017 No.17036355 >>17036351 >You aren't sure why you can see sounds >but hey atleast the hunter's "chicken" is nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:46:39 2017 No.17036358 >>17036351 She can't help it. It's in the chaos monster's blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:49:38 2017 No.17036368 >>17036358 You mean her chaos monster's blood is in you

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:49:58 2017 No.17036371

>>17036329
Having no interest isn't the same as disliking. I just think their are better types.
CCs are basically just older, less reliable Onee-sans that are far more desperate, and probably have some huge baggage to explain why they're CCs in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:51:13 2017 No.17036378 >>17036368 And so, anon becomes a slimeboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:51:55 2017 No.17036380 >>17036371 >some huge baggage to explain why they're CCs in the first place. This is untrue.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:51:59 2017 No.17036381 >>17036368 Would a Shoggoth try to heal her dying master by giving him an infusion of her own being? She risks dying herself if she gives too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:52:01 2017 No.17036382 >>17036351 Bad maid! No sneaking in slime in my food!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:53:38 2017 No.17036389 Reminder that a hymen is better once it has been aged.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:54:51 2017 No.17036392 >>17036382 That's your punishment for not sneaking you boy slime into her food.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:55:05 2017 No.17036394 >>17036382 Anon saying this to your shog will only get a you a smug face with the subtle "Tekeli-li~"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:55:39 2017 No.17036396 >>17036381 That's a dumb question, anon. Of course she become on with anon, she can't die because she'll live on inside of him. >>17036382 That's like telling her not to work because you hate her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:56:50 2017 No.17036400 >>17036394 I've always wondered, what does tekelili mean?

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:57:17 2017 No.17036404

>>17036381
>Would a Shoggoth try to heal her dying master by giving him an infusion of her own being?
Yes, a shog would do this just to keep master healthy, let alone to heal a dying master
>She risks dying herself if she gives too much.
Even if this was the case, yes. But at the worst, even if she has to basically replace ALL your blood with her eldritch goodness, you'll just get a mini fairy sized shog until she absorbs enough SE to return to normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:57:30 2017 No.17036405 >>17036400 >"Whatever you want it to mean mastah~"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:57:52 2017 No.17036407 Threadly reminder that despite their mean and unnerving appearance, Shoggoths are very pure girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 13:58:34 2017 No.17036409 >>17036407 >give off a pure aura Shoggoths confirmed olev

Anonymous Wed May 17 13:58:49 2017 No.17036411

>>17036392
She eats food? I thought my boy slime was her food?

>>17036394
If she does that I will forbid her from cleaning my bedroom and then proceed to make a mes sin there.

>>17036396
If she asked me first I'd be okay with it. She did not and she's a bad maid for doing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:01:03 2017 No.17036420 >>17036411 >She eats food? I thought my boy slime was her food? It is her food, that doesn't mean she can't do fancy stuff with it like a flan or a jello. Your feeble human non-euclidean mind can't comprehend her cooking process so don't even try.

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:01:27 2017 No.17036423

>>17036400
>Lovecraft then used the cry in At The Mountains of Madness, where it was uttered by a shoggoth. The cry was finally tied into The Yellow Mythos in The Return of Hastur by August Derleth, in which the Great Old One Hastur shrieks the cry. At no point in the development of the cry has its specific meaning been revealed.

Pulled straight from google. So I guess it doesn't mean anything. Ask your shoggoth though, she might know.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:02:26 2017 No.17036430 >>17036405 Plot twist: It actually means faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:02:54 2017 No.17036432 >>17036411 >implying she isn't the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:03:06 2017 No.17036433 >>17036371 99% of CCs are victim of circumstances Only that remaining 1% have secrets to hide and even then most of the time that secret is that they are into shotas >>17036389 True though it hits its peak quality between the ages of 200 and 500

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:04:03 2017 No.17036437 >>17036407 Lies! Shoggoths are lewd and devious, don't trust them!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:05:07 2017 No.17036439 >>17036411 C'mon anon, knowing that your shogg is going to feed herself to you is the basics. You are a bad mastah for not knowing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:05:38 2017 No.17036443 >>17036411 >She eats food? She loves native human boy cooking. Such interesting clavors compared to her home cooking where everything tastes like the passage of time and the mad piping of the blind baka goddess

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:06:02 2017 No.17036444 >>17036439 If a Shoggoth is feeling particularly horny, would she get her master to eat her out as a meal?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:07:39 2017 No.17036450 >>17036444 >Shoggoth >Horny Anon you are underestimating how pure Shoggoths are, they never ever think of lewd acts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:08:19 2017 No.17036451 Do NOT trust Shoggoths. Trust your local Kiki instead! She's motherly, trustworthy, kind, gentle and her lap is always open to rest your head.

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:08:51 2017 No.17036454

>>17036420
>Your feeble human non-euclidean mind can't comprehend her cooking process so don't even try
I don't know how I would feel if she somehow made my cum into a perfect jello/flan. And if I asked her she would just pat me on the head and tell me that "Your feeble human non-euclidean can't understand. So don't try mastah. You will only hurt your brain trying."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:10:06 2017 No.17036462 >>17036443 >everything tastes like the passage of time Shoggoths need to stop their shit before they break their mastah's mind.

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:11:49 2017 No.17036471

>>17036444
It's going to be something more subtle, like just using products made out of her. Her favorites are probably the fork and spoon though.

>>17036450
Yeah right. If they were pure they wouldn't make cutlery our of their pussies for you to eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:12:44 2017 No.17036472 >>17036389 Yeah, aged for 8-12 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:13:51 2017 No.17036477 >>17036471 Her entire body is an erogenous zone yet she still has the courage to use it to give you custom made tools and furniture You should thank her and praise her sacrifice rather than shame it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:15:10 2017 No.17036483 >>17036471 But anon, those aren't from the pussy. It's from her mouth. Every time you put the spoon in your mouth, you are essentially giving her a nice loving kiss. Very pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:15:56 2017 No.17036485 >>17036472 Don't do lewd things to the monster lolis!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:17:09 2017 No.17036490 >>17036483 Yes, her lower mouth. And no I'm not talking about those abomination looking things on her lower body. >>17036477 It's okay if she's ultra lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:18:21 2017 No.17036493 >>17036485 Don't worry anon! I don't! Not real lolis atleast.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:21:16 2017 No.17036504 File: 558 KB, 823x1154, 62852858_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:21:45 2017 No.17036505 >>17036472 Hymens are like anything that's worth money. Cars, wine, cheese, antiques. Worth more the better kept and the older they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:23:04 2017 No.17036510 >>17036504 Her nose bothers me >inb4 anti semite

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:23:51 2017 No.17036512

>>17036490
Alright you win
Shoggoths are the lewdest. You see the craziness in their eyes? That's them thinking of all the perverted things they want to do with mastah's body

>>17036504
Fox kunoichis must be stopped, captured and extensively interrogated

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:24:07 2017 No.17036513 >>17036493 There isn't much of a difference when dicking monster lolis since they are born knowing about sex. You have no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:24:20 2017 No.17036514 File: 302 KB, 708x1015, 62945661_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >open door >see yandere snek What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:24:31 2017 No.17036515 >>17036510 It's just the shading.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:26:42 2017 No.17036527 >>17036514 Can I invite her in for cuddles and tea?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:27:02 2017 No.17036530 >>17036515 >oy vey boyim, it's just a shadow

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:27:20 2017 No.17036531 File: 2.23 MB, 1447x2039, 6720774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taskete, ningen-dude!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:28:13 2017 No.17036534 >>17036514 Laugh in her face and tell her that when push comes to shove, she'll watch me nut inside another woman and tell her I love her, while she sits in a corner.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:28:50 2017 No.17036535 >>17036514 I hope more FGO fanartists draw more monstergirl porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:29:54 2017 No.17036537 >>17036512 I wonder what lewd things a shoggoth would do to with her mastah's body, if given the chance of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:30:02 2017 No.17036538 >>17036504 I recognize that fox!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:30:37 2017 No.17036540 >>17036514 Ask her what's up. My waifu would be waiting for me on bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:32:23 2017 No.17036552 >>17036512 Yep. The "aura of purity" they have is actually just insane lust that the human brain can't understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:32:28 2017 No.17036554 >>17036514 Let her in for tea, nothing could possibly go wrong. This one better get scanned.

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:32:28 2017 No.17036555
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Friendly reminder to reward your Ochimusha for her faithful service. Generous stipends, grants of land and other property, finely crafted arms and armor, some time off from her duties to unwind and of course arranging marriage interviews to help her find a husband suitable for her station are all acceptable rewards.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:33:03 2017 No.17036557 >>17036514 Invite her in but ask her if that was a jojo reference before. Hoping she doesn't instantly lose interest in me

Anonymous Wed May 17 14:33:04 2017 No.17036558

>>17036537
>Give her a day to do absolutely anything to you, anything she desires.
>Spends all day in bed, kissing and hugging you all over, riding you gently and lovingly while telling you all about her feelings, how much she loves you, how much she wants to carry your children, how much she wishes the world was just you and her, etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:34:35 2017 No.17036567 >>17036514 Close door, carry on with my day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:34:51 2017 No.17036570 >>17036514 I kiss her, ask her how her day was, and ask her if my new keyboard was delivered.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:35:04 2017 No.17036571 >>17036555 Anon she would've already found a husband. It's you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:35:09 2017 No.17036573 >>17036555 >marriage interviews >wanting to get cucked

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:36:23 2017 No.17036579 >>17036557 >ask her if that was a jojo reference Boy I heard her getting as dry as a desert from here. It should be recorded in a book or something because it's really rare for yanderes to lose interest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:40:46 2017 No.17036589 File: 194 KB, 805x285, 1495004284107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036555 >your Ochimusha >marriage interviews Nah, fuck you dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:42:38 2017 No.17036595 >>17036557 >"Oh, you're one of THOSE humans" >shuts door >calls police

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:43:18 2017 No.17036597 >>17036557 >"Oh, you're one of THOSE humans" >shuts door on you >calls police

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 14:48:38 2017 No.17036604 >>17036531 He seriously needs to hide the human ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:13:24 2017 No.17036618 >>17036555 The poor girl will have to endure all those marriage interviews because it is her lord's wish Dense anons should never be allowed near monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:16:03 2017 No.17036635 >>17036555 What if Im poor as fuck? Also > Fuck this cuck bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:16:23 2017 No.17036639 File: 129 KB, 1275x1255, DAC-iCNXkAQnEvq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:17:35 2017 No.17036645 >>17036618 They should, but only with MGs where density doesnt matter, like Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:18:19 2017 No.17036647 >>17036579 I guess I'll have to go after her since I can't just let a Shirohebi as beautiful as her slither away. >>17036597 I'd try to make her laugh!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:19:16 2017 No.17036651 >>17036604 I do not think he cares. He probably doesn't know that people care at all. Feel free to tell him, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:19:23 2017 No.17036652 >>17036639 >short-haired pearhound Good lord, I want her to sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:19:44 2017 No.17036653 >>17036514 >Did I promised something with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:19:59 2017 No.17036654 >>17036639 I want to marry and be protected by a Hellhound so much but for some strange reason I would feel embarrassed by being protected by this particular Hellhound.

Anonymous Wed May 17 15:20:40 2017 No.17036658

>Ywn hang out in the School of Mensis in the undead kingdom of Not!Yharnam before it slipped into the nightmare, back when it was full of light, unlife and students reading books and learning from plays to the natural sciences
>You'll never sit in on your werewolf teacher's Mikalash's lessons and listen to her awoo excitedly as she excitedly presents a shoggoth co-worker she'd managed to transfer in
>You'll never hit it off with that tall, unnaturaly cold transfer student from Cainhurst, whose white hair belies the nobility she tries to pretend doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:21:17 2017 No.17036661 File: 276 KB, 1040x1200, DACYEBPUIAAHKbw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036639 Can Nav get any more based? Also Hellhound got a new sketch today >>17036645 Aren't dense anons the weakness of rapey monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:22:26 2017 No.17036667 >>17036652 That's clearly not a pear, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:24:03 2017 No.17036676 >>17036667 She isn't flat, but her breasts aren't prominent either.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:24:28 2017 No.17036678 >>17036652 Looks like like a teenhound to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:27:34 2017 No.17036689 >>17036652 Anon I think you might have too much pear in your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:30:23 2017 No.17036698 File: 312 KB, 1068x1211, C_9BDwVUIAAYnAL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036661 Huuka's been doing some nice sketches lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:31:35 2017 No.17036702 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go on a world tour! and fuck a monster in every country I visit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:32:47 2017 No.17036706 >>17036661 No, their weakness are cowards. Dense anons are annoying even for rapists. They just stop being dense because they get it raped out of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:35:07 2017 No.17036712 We need more stories about battle field romance

Anonymous Wed May 17 15:37:35 2017 No.17036721
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>>17036702
Lets try something with this. Say you're fapping one day and a lilim pops up and offers you the chance to go to MGE land under the condition that you have to take one girl from six different regions, which do you pick?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:37:39 2017 No.17036722 File: 327 KB, 675x1100, Umi_Osho_l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any stories with this chick?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:39:10 2017 No.17036733 WaifuHack #25: If you are weak, got a Salamander fetish and do not wish to train, you can learn fire elemental magic to force her tail flare up and rape you. It apply to Hinezumis too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:40:19 2017 No.17036738 >>17036721 I forgot about the regions, name them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:43:30 2017 No.17036749 >>17036733 But by the time you learn such magic, you're not really "weak" anymore, now are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:44:12 2017 No.17036752 >>17036733 Making someone hot does not give them a fever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:45:35 2017 No.17036758 >>17036749 It depends, you can learn it and still have no ability to use said magic for combat purposes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:45:55 2017 No.17036760 >>17036733 Or learn water magic and take advantage of them when they're weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:47:45 2017 No.17036767 >>17036738 http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Geographic_Index It's missing some though, like undead kingdoms and the volcanic region.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:48:18 2017 No.17036772 >>17036514 >kiss the snake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:48:37 2017 No.17036777 >>17036733 More waifu hacks!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:49:37 2017 No.17036782 >>17036722 She is a lovely cutie perfect for vanilla romances that take years to build up Alternatively you could flip her on her back and bully her >>17036733 Seems like the kind of tips that a Ratatoskr would write for the daily journal

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:49:50 2017 No.17036784 >>17036733 Tell me more waifu hacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:50:05 2017 No.17036785 >>17036749 I think he just doesn't want to be physically strong. Though he could just beat her with magic instead of in a physical contest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:50:25 2017 No.17036788 >>17036767 Undead Kingdoms are Demon Realms and since the profiles don't list "Undead Kingdoms" as separate habitats they don't have their own category. Volcanic regions is valid though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:50:38 2017 No.17036789 >>17036722 Iron Beast did one, it was alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:50:43 2017 No.17036790 >>17036722 Nobody writes stories in general anymore I don't think any of last 10~ girls had any stories

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:51:06 2017 No.17036791 >>17036722 that mge roulette series has a story with one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:51:16 2017 No.17036792 >>17036702 >Posting this shit again. FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:52:36 2017 No.17036798 >>17036604 Quadraphonic hearing doesn't seem to bother the Japanese the way it does us.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:52:54 2017 No.17036801 >>17036712 Like, on opposing sides, or on the same side?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:53:43 2017 No.17036802 >>17036790 I don't remember who the last 10 were.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:54:53 2017 No.17036811 >>17036801 Both

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:55:08 2017 No.17036813 So is it just this thread dying, or is the whole scene dying, in terms of OC

Anonymous Wed May 17 15:55:09 2017 No.17036814

>>17036788
Still. Undead kingdoms are mentioned in several profiles, so I think that they should be included. But it could be hard to say what monster girls live there. And iif you just say "all undeads" you might as well just go with the undead family index.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:55:37 2017 No.17036816 >>17036712 I'd like a story about helping a minotaur suit up in WW1 esque lobster armor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:55:58 2017 No.17036817 File: 180 KB, 1280x1365, tumblr_opym9yNAGy1vlt4sxo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036790 Ochi got a story. >>17036792 I agree with you but calm down anon, have a pixel salamander.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:56:20 2017 No.17036822 File: 164 KB, 1203x761, 62568417_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you forgot to buy her meat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:56:33 2017 No.17036824 >>17036789 >>17036791 How many of those are there?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:56:39 2017 No.17036825 >>17036813 4chins been on the fritz today

Anonymous Wed May 17 15:56:59 2017 No.17036828

>>17036811
There's spider and the fly, that has battle and romance. There's also this https://pastebin.com/Ay4ub7bR, but I don't know if it's what you're looking for. Um, can't think of anything else battle themed off the top of my head, assuming you mean modern battle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:58:02 2017 No.17036831 >>17036825 I mean in general, over the past year, not just today

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:58:30 2017 No.17036836 >>17036813 If you're talking about writefags, sure. If you are talking about art or OC in general, you are just a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:58:31 2017 No.17036837 >>17036792 Why are you so angry?

Anonymous Wed May 17 15:59:03 2017 No.17036838

>>17036814
>But it could be hard to say what monster girls live there.
Part of the reason it's not clarified. Those kingdoms are a creation of large gatherings of undead so while they do occupy that space, it's really just a halloween themed demon realm, not a unique organism.
None of the undead girls list it in their habitats section (Almost all of them saying ruins or graveyards) so since that's the basis for the geographic index, it's left out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:59:33 2017 No.17036841 >>17036792 Did a salamander piss in your soup or something? Calm down man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 15:59:44 2017 No.17036842 >>17036790 I'm sure you're wrong.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:00:23 2017 No.17036844

>>17036813
The art scene seems stronger than ever on pixiv, tumblr and /monster/.
I'd say it's the same in these threads as it has been for over a year too, barb, latenight and the rare image from someone else is all we've had for a long while.

Writing though? Yeah that's dead as hell here lately and I'm not surprised given the nature of discussions around it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:01:15 2017 No.17036848 >>17036836 Art is neither here nor there I feel. It's nice to have, but it doesn't have much of an effect on the "scene". What other OC are you talking about? Even KC seems to have slowed down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:01:31 2017 No.17036849 >>17036838 >it's really just a halloween themed demon realm And that's why I absolutely love undead kingdoms. It just sounds so cool. What would actual Halloween be like in a undead kingdoms?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:02:10 2017 No.17036852 >>17036822 She can go hunt just like all the other MGs Wendigos are not entitled to stretchy meat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:02:11 2017 No.17036853 >>17036777 WaifuHack #30: You can use catnip to make an out of season Jinko get into heat. (This was actually confirmed by KC, but the plant named wasn't catnip but another that is also used in cats which has a similar effect to catnip)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:02:37 2017 No.17036856 >>17036841 I'm just sick of seeing shitty art and crap about that faggot Iron-Beast every damn thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:03:35 2017 No.17036858 >>17036785 It would be fun te see salamanders getting one shotted by an OP hero. They wouldn't even have time to feel the lust swelling up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:03:55 2017 No.17036860 >>17036792 It does get posted every single thread.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:05:10 2017 No.17036865

>>17036849
>What would actual Halloween be like in a undead kingdoms?
Hard to say, the festival is more or less redundant. Maybe there'd be some ancestor respect going around. I think it'd more or less be converted into a festival to celebrate the undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:05:45 2017 No.17036867 >>17036784 WaifuHack #15: You have no wealth or status, but you love blue skin, warrior girls and abs? Just go into a Zipangu graveyard, preferably a military one, and eat an Undead Lamentation Mushroom. Ochimusha's abs are now yours to lick!

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:05:51 2017 No.17036869

>>17036848
Art and discussion is all you need, writing is nice to have but not as essential as the other two, you're wrong when you say art doesn't have as much impact on the scene as it.
>Even KC seems to have slowed down
He's preparing for comiket, this happens every time he releases a book. Nothing is dying you fool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:06:34 2017 No.17036870 >>17036852 >Wendigos are not entitled to stretchy meat Wendigo abuse!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:06:51 2017 No.17036871 >>17036853 Dear lord. I feel for the poor Muslce Slut Jinkofags who get that stuff sprinkled through their letter box by pranksters.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:07:03 2017 No.17036872

>>17036848
If you don't care about art that's fine, but it is one of the main parts of OC we can get. Like you said:
>What other OC are you talking about?
What other OC can we get outside of art and writing.
I was just saying OC as meaning "everything else" like physical stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:07:16 2017 No.17036873 >>17036817 > Ochi got a story Please post it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:08:42 2017 No.17036878 >>17036828 Might as well also count All's fair in love and war with how it's painfully obvious Victoria and Indrick are gonna end up together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:10:30 2017 No.17036882 >>17036871 Why would you feel bad for them? They are gettimg what they want.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:11:41 2017 No.17036884 >>17036882 Anon. Do you know how hard sex can be with a muscle jinko hopped up on not!catnip?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:12:25 2017 No.17036891 >>17036828 Losenis and Beast have fighting stories, but Losenis is much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:13:03 2017 No.17036894 >>17036871 >Catnip prank [GONE WILD] [GONE RAPE]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:13:30 2017 No.17036898 every monster needs a cursed sword variant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:13:32 2017 No.17036899 >>17036891 >One dollar is better than 75 cents. Not by much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:13:50 2017 No.17036901 >>17036824 20, 23 if you count the early works. What would you like to see next?

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:14:12 2017 No.17036903

>>17036869
Writing generates discussion on settings and worlds, or at least it should. No artist here draws landscapes or anything interesting, so I fail to see what you think art is so vital for. Something nice to look at for a few seconds sure. Though arguably you can say writefagging is only good for something nice to read for a few minutes, if you don't intend to expand on what you read.

>He's preparing for comiket, this happens every time he releases a book.
I may be wrong, but it seems like he's been significantly slow on the new girls ever since his second book, and has spread out his release schedule to just release girls he's already included in the book, allowing him to get away with half as many new girls.

Again, maybe it's just me, and that wash of disinterest I feel when the "new girl" is just the release of one we've known about for months.

>>17036872
>If you don't care about art that's fine, but it is one of the main parts of OC we can get.
Oh, it's OC, in the sense that it's still content. It just doesn't have any rejuvenating effect I feel. When was the last time there was discussion about a piece of art that wasn't just some semblance of "muh dick".

You know, all this said, I really do wish we had an artist willing to do landscapes of places. That'd be pretty amazing. Didn't Mari's OCity get some kind of landscape piece?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:14:59 2017 No.17036909 >>17036899 I honestly don't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:16:12 2017 No.17036918 File: 151 KB, 800x916, CursedSword5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036898 Cursed swords may take in the local demonic energy and gain unique traits. Like this former dragon slayer.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:16:28 2017 No.17036919

This might be a little off topic but a little while ago someone posted a link to this one doujin that had these two people who were yandere for each other, and it started with the boy being handcuffed but then him handcuffing her, there was something about having the girls hair cut. Does anyone know what I'm talking about, I can't find it again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:17:34 2017 No.17036926 >>17036884 No pain, no gain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:17:38 2017 No.17036928 >>17036909 Beast sets a low bar so Losenis being better than him still yields a low quality product.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:20:20 2017 No.17036940 >>17036928 I haven't read Loensis, but I haven't heard anything to suggest he was anything but a decent writer? There was something about lilims tho

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:21:13 2017 No.17036946

>>17036903
>Writing generates discussion on settings and worlds
Discussion on the settings and worlds of those writers who are 3rd parties. Don't get me wrong, they're nice to have but official settings and discussion on your own personal settings are more important. It also has almost zero impact on the "scene" as a whole since that's what you seem concerned about.
Ask the average fan who YBA or Pennywise is and most won't have a clue yet almost all of them could tell you who Monorus, Loen or Luth is.
>I may be wrong, but it seems like he's been significantly slow on the new girls ever since his second book, and has spread out his release schedule to just release girls he's already included in the book, allowing him to get away with half as many new girls.
He was doing one girl every 2 weeks, mixing it up with girls from the book and new ones on top of that. That's lightning fast, if you've been with MGE long enough you'd know that KC used to release 1 girl a month if you were lucky. He's actually a lot faster than he used to be.
Now he's in crunch mode for an entire world guide so things have understandably slowed down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:21:26 2017 No.17036947 >>17036928 I thought people said he was getting better?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:21:40 2017 No.17036949 >>17036918 Are cursed Katanas extra edgy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:21:55 2017 No.17036952 >>17036940 Honestly this thread doesn't have a single writer I think that they like. Seriously if it weren't for latenight or melon, I think we'd hate everyone related to monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:22:07 2017 No.17036953 >>17036940 >There was something about lilims tho He wrote a lilim, and people seem to bully him for something related to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:23:25 2017 No.17036958 >>17036940 He is a good writer, it's just salt over him having a lilim in his story.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:23:39 2017 No.17036959 >>17036952 I like most of KC's canon material and enjoy his hugbox utopia but respect other's dissenting opinions on the setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:23:59 2017 No.17036961 >>17036949 Only if they're folded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:24:19 2017 No.17036963 >>17036949 They're the most chuuni of all Cursed Swords.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:24:21 2017 No.17036964 >>17036949 >>17036961 Monomolecular edge

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:24:51 2017 No.17036967 >>17036953 >people seem to bully him Most the bullying is just an in-joke though. It's nothing serious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:25:01 2017 No.17036968 >>17036952 People like the few writers still going, and the occasional veteran is hailed like a royal rumble entry when the show up. Writing is still relevant, its just that the majority like "junk food cuteness"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:25:55 2017 No.17036971 >>17036958 >it's just salt over him having a lilim in his story I don't have a smug enough lilim picture for this

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:27:03 2017 No.17036979

>>17036946
>It also has almost zero impact on the "scene" as a whole since that's what you seem concerned about.
>Ask the average fan who YBA or Pennywise is and most won't have a clue yet almost all of them could tell you who Monorus, Loen or Luth is.
Fair point, but impact isn't necessarily the same as contribution which is what I'm talking about. Like what has all the art we've gotten done to make the discussion in here more lively and interesting?
>He was doing one girl every 2 weeks
It hasn't been that way in a while though? It seems to me like he was at his fastest shortly before the 2nd book dropped. but none of this is "up in the air" if it turns out by the release dates that he's been faster than normal, I'll just accept I'm a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:27:34 2017 No.17036984 >>17036865 >This candle represents Maria Von Goldbane. She died almost 800 years ago. But legend says that she still haunt some adventurers that comes looking for her treasure. >Oh, who was she? >My cousin, how come?

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:28:39 2017 No.17036990

>>17036961
>>17036963
>Cursed sword proudly tells the other monsters that while they were partying her master studied the blade, while they were having premarital sex he was mastering the blockchain, while they wasted their days at the gym in pursuit of vanity he was cultivating inner strength

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:29:00 2017 No.17036994 >>17036984 >You even met her, hang on, this portrait is a few centuries old, let me fish out a photo >Here, see? This is her in last year's big family get-together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:29:12 2017 No.17036996 >>17036968 Explain junk food cuteness

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:29:45 2017 No.17037001 >>17036964 >not so sharp that it literally splits atoms Fucking pleb sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:30:00 2017 No.17037003 >>17036865 There's a Vampire named Draculina who re-enacts her first meeting with a former vampire hurnter husband. Other MGs join in for fun too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:32:29 2017 No.17037020 >>17037001 splitting atoms cause nuclear blasts, she would kill everyone around her, and herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:32:40 2017 No.17037021 >>17037003 >The whole "Bram Stroke-him Draculina" story is just a chuuni vampire's embellishment on meeting her vampire hunter husband in a perfectly normal way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:32:45 2017 No.17037022 >>17036968 There's also the part where many pastebins that get posted here now are "Ongoing Story Part 47" that I have no interest in trying to get invested in.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:34:19 2017 No.17037034 >>17036984 >>17036994 >>17037003 I want to go to a undead kingdom during Halloween now. It sounds awesome.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:34:36 2017 No.17037035

>>17036979
Art has spawned plenty of fun discussions, even a quick latenight sketch can have people going for a hundred or so posts if the scenario it was based on was fun.

And releases were indeed faster than normal, a month or more between releases was the norm for a long, long time. If you take the amount of profiles and average it for the time MGE has been going, the result is actually more than a 50 day average.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:34:52 2017 No.17037038 >>17037020 >and herself >not being immune to nuclear blasts as part of her ridiculous suite of powers It's like she wants to be taken seriously or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:36:59 2017 No.17037049 >>17037020 >Not being able to split the nuclear blast >Not being able to cut the concept of death itself Terrible desu.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:38:04 2017 No.17037053

>>17037035
Latenight is different and one of the few relevant artitst. And he doesn't generate discussion, he draws pictures based on discussion. Maybe later some one'll post his picture and try to rekindle a dead topic.

>Art has spawned plenty of fun discussions
Anything coming to your mind? Because nothing's coming to mind. The only thing I can think of is Barb's lingerie being anything of interest.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:39:21 2017 No.17037061

>>17037021
>A Lich telling a story about how a young hero tried to stop her from unleashing a undead plague upon the land.
>He did succeeded in stooping her but her potions soon went up to his head and made him rape her.
>They have been happily married ever since.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:40:20 2017 No.17037065 >>17037053 To be honest writing doesn't generate discussion either. Well, GOOD writing doesn't generate discussion. The thread has plenty of fun discussing bad writers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:40:48 2017 No.17037067 >>17037053 Melons pics usually generate some discussions.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:41:45 2017 No.17037071 >>17037067 Around what sort of topic? >>17037065 Yeah but there's also far less writing than there is art

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:42:17 2017 No.17037074 >>17036898 >Salamander Cursed Sword >Glacies Cursed Sword >Anubis Cursed Sword >Vampire Cursed Sword This can go places.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:43:38 2017 No.17037079 >>17037074 A Cursed Sword tainted with an Anubis' demonic energy would probably be a Khopesh that tries to micromanage everything from what target you attack first to how often you polish her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:45:00 2017 No.17037087 >>17037053 You can't just go disqualifying artists from counting for arbitrary reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:45:41 2017 No.17037092 >>17037074 >Vampire with Cursed Sword scales on her cape-wings Coolio.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:46:06 2017 No.17037098

>>17036996
"Junkfood cuteness" is the short stories or green texts we get all the time.
I'll use Beast as an example.
Many people like the MG roulette along with the one shots he does and there's some civil talk about it when It comes up.
But Beast also does scalebound and burning edge, and no one gives a shit about that.
>>17037022
Moose saga is the only thing that stupidly long.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:46:19 2017 No.17037100 >>17037074 >>17037079 >Anubis Cursed Sword You guys know this is a jojo reference? Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:47:16 2017 No.17037105 >>17037092 Would you date a Cursed Sword (Vampire) who's self conscious since she turns into a broadsword and not something more elegant?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:47:44 2017 No.17037108 >>17037098 There's nothing wrong with "junkfood cuteness." Most MGE fans got into it for the cute girls and the porn, very few people actually got into it expecting long fantasy epics and gripping drama.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:48:18 2017 No.17037111 >>17037100 Not everything is a motherfucking Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:48:34 2017 No.17037112

>>17037087
No, he is different, he sits in the thread and draws relevant doodles based on what's being discussed. You telling me you can't tell the difference between some one like that and some other artist who just draws monstergirls?

One's relevant and the other is a third party that's neither here nor there. If some one follows their particular blog or whatever, and posts a picture they drew, then nice. but that's clearly not the same thing as what latenight does. The other dude's about as relevant as some nip over on pixiv who draws mgs yet has 0 thread interaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:48:39 2017 No.17037114 >>17037071 >Around what sort of topic? Something like >>>/i/500456 Generated some discussions. But pics like >>>/i/500362 generated a great deal of discussion. But not the happy kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:48:56 2017 No.17037117 >>17037100 >>17036597

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:49:06 2017 No.17037120 >>17036639 Smells like teenage spirit!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:49:44 2017 No.17037124 File: 429 KB, 1786x3068, 1479035953827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037105 >since she turns into a broadsword Cursed Words are parasitic weaponry, they don't morph into actual weapons themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:49:54 2017 No.17037126 >>17037108 Not bashing it, just explaining. It it wasn't for that, japan would be long dead by now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:51:03 2017 No.17037135 >>17037124 I kinda like the idea of them working like the weapons in Soul Eater if only for the wielder/weapon dynamic it can produce.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:51:08 2017 No.17037136

>>17037114
The anubis would not have generated discussion outside of "muh dick", which I earlier disqualified from discussion. And before you complain about something being arbitrary, a litany of "my penis" and similar statements is not a discussion.

I won't comment on the other one.

Anonymous Wed May 17 16:51:46 2017 No.17037141
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You've been invited to a fancy Undead Ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCriBI8RQhU

What kind of Undead Girl do you take with you? Both of you will need to be wearing something nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:52:03 2017 No.17037143 >>17037135 >I kinda like the idea of them working like the weapons in Soul Eater Well it's a dumb idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:52:42 2017 No.17037147 >>17037141 Elf-Wight obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:53:07 2017 No.17037149 >>17037136 >The anubis would not have generated discussion outside of "muh dick" I don't agree with that. Sure there was a lot of "Muh dick" in there. But there was also about Anubis bosses in general. Which was nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:53:07 2017 No.17037150 >>17037143 Are you telling me you don't want to wield your waifu in battle? What kind of pleb are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:53:39 2017 No.17037152 >>17037141 Can't decide between a Vampire or a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:54:02 2017 No.17037153 >>17037098 >burning edge I really wished he continue this, the concept is better than scalebound.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:54:59 2017 No.17037155 >>17037141 I was expecting Dance of Pales, but I suppose this fits better... Also, I'd ignore the ball to spend time with the ghoul that nobody likes because she's "low class"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:55:24 2017 No.17037158 >>17037149 Don't bother, he seems to be set on claiming OC and MGE as a whole is dead and disregards anything that proves otherwise as an exception that doesn't count because reasons. He's a lost cause.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:55:40 2017 No.17037160 >>17037141 Pharaoh Definitely the winning choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:58:05 2017 No.17037173 >>17037149 >But there was also about Anubis bosses in general. Well if that's the case then I'm sorry I missed it. OL's are a big fetish of mine. >>17037158 Don't talk on my behalf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:58:10 2017 No.17037174 Seeing as were talking about writing. lets talk about monsters writing stories. I like the idea of stories influenced by what the monster writing them is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:58:14 2017 No.17037176 >>17037160 She'd probably take you somewhere isolated at some point for a little "pick me up" blowjob. You're getting slow oiled sex after the ball anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 16:58:27 2017 No.17037178 >>17037141 Jiaang Shi in traditional garb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:00:12 2017 No.17037182 >>17037174 The last time we let a monster get anywhere close to a book, Druella cursed every MGE copy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:00:14 2017 No.17037183 >>17037160 Oh yeah, it's a high class ball so you might get guests from faraway places. A Dragon Zombie would leak her juices on the floor but no one would mind, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:01:55 2017 No.17037191 >>17037141 I would go with a Lich. She would just stand there really awkwardly with her super fancy dress and wait until we can go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:02:50 2017 No.17037194 >>17037141 >implying I would go Come on, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:02:52 2017 No.17037195 >>17037173 >Don't talk on my behalf. You've done a very good job at showing that's how you feel yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:04:54 2017 No.17037203 >>17037195 You've done nothing to support your objection to my putting latenight in a different category but whine. You didn't even respond to the post where I demonstrate why he's different, you're just pretending it never happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:05:12 2017 No.17037207 >>17037195 Not him, but projecting just makes you look like the bigger jackass, anon.

Anonymous Wed May 17 17:11:04 2017 No.17037233

>>17036721
Normal Region:
> Jinko

Mamono Realm:
> Hellhound

Desert Region:
> Khepri

Fairy Kingdom:
> Titania is the only choice

Heaven:
> Valkyrie, cant waste that chance of having one without having to be a hero

Mist Continent:
> Hinezumi, cant waste this chance to fuck one without having to be a martial artist

Ocean:
> Apsara, will get her abs so she belly dance with those

Pandemonium:
> Dark Valkyrie

Snowy:
> Yeti

Wonderland:
> Jabberwock

Zipangu:
> Ochimusha, those abs must be licked.

And as my free waifu, I will pick Minotaur.

Anonymous Wed May 17 17:11:12 2017 No.17037234

>>17037174
>Start a writing club
>Decide to make a anthology
>Wen complete you look though the monsters stories.

>The succubus has written a romance story about meeting a succubus and having raunchy sex whenever possible.
>The dragon's story is about a dragon showing a man with gold and love
>The shoggoths is unable to be read, as her words are not for minds of normal men
>The Salamander is a war epic, with the hero defeating and marrying the villaness
>The kunoichis is a bout a ninja that loved her mark
and all of the protags match your description...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:11:33 2017 No.17037235 >>17037141 I'll take a mayadere Wight, or I guess it's more likely that she'll be taking me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:11:56 2017 No.17037238 >>17037155 Dance of Pales starts playing when the Vampire Host gracefully descends the stairs with her husband, to be the first to dance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:13:20 2017 No.17037242 I want to sell a bunch of potions to a kunoichi clan and spike them all with megaholst milk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:13:27 2017 No.17037243 >>17037141 Ochimusha and I refuse for her to wear any clothes that do not reveal her abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:14:50 2017 No.17037252 >>17037242 >Thinking a clan of assassins would fall for poison

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:14:50 2017 No.17037253 >>17037234 I wonder if the shoggoth will just tell her story instead of write it. Maybe it's from before time existed. Oh what a lovely story it must be.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:15:07 2017 No.17037257 >>17036789 >Just read it. >Her getting disappointed in him. Made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:16:04 2017 No.17037265 >>17037252 Hey, the potions work as intended they just have some side effects

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:16:05 2017 No.17037266 >>17037243 Be prepared that some of the haughty Undead nobles may comment 'It seems Anon brought his bodyguard as his dance partner, how bold.'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:16:31 2017 No.17037269 >>17037203 >implying I'm the same person Eat a dick, I just got tired of you shitting up the thread with your complaining and covering your ears whenever someone said something that proved you wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:17:22 2017 No.17037275 >>17037242 >Kunoichi dab poison on the end of their tails. >Tails grow in size, becoming fat and soft. >Throws off their balance ever so slightly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:17:45 2017 No.17037279 >>17037234 >>The shoggoths is unable to be read, as her words are not for minds of normal men >and all of the protags match your description... hol up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:17:58 2017 No.17037280 >>17037234 I go for the Salamander, even though I prefer Dragon and Kunoichi. She must love me a lot to want me, considering Im the complete extreme opposite of everything Salamanders want in men. Such an extreme love must be reciprocated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:18:26 2017 No.17037283 >>17037275 Those thick knife tails are for molesting and stroking

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:18:49 2017 No.17037287 >>17037269 k

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:18:52 2017 No.17037289 >>17037021 Perfectly normal for them is literally biting him and taking him home while he's still twitching with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:20:08 2017 No.17037297 >>17036817 This >>17036873

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:20:18 2017 No.17037299 >>17037234 The Lich's stories would fit right into Pubmed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:20:56 2017 No.17037302 >>17037279 Its a Shoggoth, it is not supposed to make sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:22:53 2017 No.17037314 >>17037266 They are just jealous because of her abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:24:24 2017 No.17037319 >>17037183 Just plug her up. I doubt anyone would enjoy slipping up on undead dragon juice.

Anonymous Wed May 17 17:24:41 2017 No.17037323

>>17037275
>Tries to do a mission
>Cuts human knight with thick spade tail
>Instead of being paralyzed the knight gets cute little horns and breasts bigger than her head, letting out a confused little 'moo' which the hefts the breasts that popped the straps on her breastplate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:25:50 2017 No.17037329 >>17036760 This only works on the Hinezumi, Salamanders have no weakness to water.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:25:57 2017 No.17037330 >>17037287 Just as substantial as your argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:28:10 2017 No.17037338 >>17037329 Water magic works on every monster because it makes them wet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:29:07 2017 No.17037344 >>17034295 Here, have a (you).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:29:15 2017 No.17037346 >>17037329 Know what they do have a weakness to? Chocolate. All women do

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:30:16 2017 No.17037354 >>17037346 Especially kobolds and wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:31:08 2017 No.17037359 WaifuHack 44#: Offering a Dragon a mamono silver gem wedding ring in a marriage proposal will ensure she always says "yes", even if you just met her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:31:42 2017 No.17037365 >>17036873 >>17037297 Forgot who wrote it but it was shortly after the rough translation got posted I think, your best bet is probably checking the wordpress for that timeframe.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:32:22 2017 No.17037370 >>17037354 Yep, they eat a bunch of it and get fat It's why wolfus and kobolds spread rumors of chocolate killing them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:32:27 2017 No.17037373 >>17037359 Nice. Any waifu hacks about Liches?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:32:40 2017 No.17037375 >>17037330 I don't think you get any say on the matter of substance. Especially when you aren't able to prove me wrong outside of insisting that I am wrong. But, this back and forth is juvenile. Who gets the last word, me or you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:32:50 2017 No.17037376 >>17037359 This seems like a fake waifuhack, but sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:34:01 2017 No.17037380 >>17037354 What would a Hellhound do if you give her a heart shaped chocolates box with a card that says I need protection?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:34:33 2017 No.17037383 >>17037365 Referring to this? https://pastebin.com/MspNum2C

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:36:20 2017 No.17037390 >>17036844 I don't write because I figured it's better to abstain than receive ten million "Fuck off"s.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:36:37 2017 No.17037394 >>17037376 Nope, its legit. Well, at least you will end up married to her, even if she initially puts resistance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:36:44 2017 No.17037396 >>17037383 That would be the one yes. Shit was it really that long ago?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:37:49 2017 No.17037400 >>17037390 Me too, this is why I dont write at least for here. Is like playing russian roulette.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:38:25 2017 No.17037404 >>17037396 >Ochimusha came out more than half a year ago wew

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:38:51 2017 No.17037407 >>17037380 She would melt just like the chocolate on the box. >>17037394 Seems too easy. Might as well use the "pull a gold coin from her ear trick"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:38:51 2017 No.17037408 >>17037383 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:39:22 2017 No.17037414 >>17037380 Think you like fatties if >>17037370 is anything to go by

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:45:40 2017 No.17037431 >>17037407 That's why its a hack. They make the hard easy.

Anonymous Wed May 17 17:50:16 2017 No.17037442

>>17037414
There is nothing more adorable than losing weigh with your waifu.
> Fat anon goes to the gym with his chubby Hellhound to lose weigh
> Ragequits and gets depressed, as he has barely lost a few calories in a week.
> While her superior Hellhound genetics have given her in a week a sculpted body and 8 packs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:52:51 2017 No.17037448 >>17037442 Sounds nice, although I'd rather cuddle a pudgster hellhound and maybe a muscled cheshire to go with it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:53:42 2017 No.17037450 >>17037431 But it doesn't make that much sense. She wouldn't just go for any jewelry or any guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:53:46 2017 No.17037451 >>17037448 Would you cuddle a pudgster hellpug?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:54:24 2017 No.17037452 >>17037442 >implying fat anons would get a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:55:05 2017 No.17037455 >>17037373 Blackmail with phylactery. You can also use it as a shield and have her cast magic on it accidentally.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:55:43 2017 No.17037456 >>17037451 Yes I would, although now I have the picture of a short, pudgy hellhound with a permanent pout in my head. Its adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:57:06 2017 No.17037457 >>17037452 Monster girls don't care about looks or sexual performance since that can be improved via mamono mana and exercise.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:57:36 2017 No.17037458 >>17037452 But everyone deserves a waifu to make them happy!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:58:42 2017 No.17037466 File: 491 KB, 1050x1450, 4LIgD0pAr3E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to turn off light at night or it will attract unwanted insects to your house

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 17:59:09 2017 No.17037467 >>17037455 >You can also use it as a shield and have her cast magic on it accidentally. I like the idea of this.

Anonymous Wed May 17 17:59:28 2017 No.17037469

>>17037442
>used to have wrestlesex with your waifu when you were both overweight
>she's now incredibly strong and you're still fat so you can't overpower her any more
>she uses it to motivate you to train so you can both compete in bed like you used to

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:01:07 2017 No.17037476 >>17037457 I don't believe that for a second, why would anyone buy a car that looks like a piece of shit when they could easily get a brand new one that looks amazing? >>17037458 Not everyone, anon.

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:01:42 2017 No.17037479

>>17037450
She would go for any guy that propose to her. Nothing in the dragon profile make her selective, that is just a conjeture some anons draw because of her pride.

Also mamono gems are not "any gem", they have high value among monsters and a man offering one to a monster would be very endearing.

To this add that Dragons have one of the most powerful reproductive instincts among monsters, few would be capable of not giving in when they have a man (that didnt came to slay them or steal her treasure face to face)

Also going by KC tweets and supplementary material, a sincere confession will always land you a waifu (with varying levels of difficulty), no MG will reject a man sincerely confessing her affection to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:01:43 2017 No.17037480 File: 677 KB, 944x1280, __anubis_and_anubis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_monorus__8b507daeb4e0bfe8be3a48fd417f9050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your socks are mismatched

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:03:33 2017 No.17037485
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>>17037466
Springtime means these girls will start to stalk the night, waiting to bite an unwary Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:03:37 2017 No.17037486 >>17037476 You don't have to believe it, word of god says otherwise though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:03:37 2017 No.17037487 >>17037476 Please stop making me feel sad. I'm begging you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:04:24 2017 No.17037492 File: 547 KB, 800x1119, cirno a slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw it's snowing outside T-thanks, ice queen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:05:52 2017 No.17037503 >>17037487 It's better to accept the truth then constantly deny it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:07:10 2017 No.17037506 >>17037476 Actually this is outright stated in the canon, multiple times and in strong language, as well as said in at least 1 KC tweet. MGs dont give a shit about physical appearance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:08:11 2017 No.17037510 >>17036940 >Loensis My name is Losenis, anon.

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:08:25 2017 No.17037511

>>17037503
I don't like the idea of being a "piece of shit car" to an MG when she could just get a brand new one that looks amazing.

Just stop. Everyone deserves a waifu who makes them happy. Some anons even like the idea of their waifus improving them and making them a better person.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:08:54 2017 No.17037514 File: 155 KB, 500x500, so-it-begins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037452 I sense a class 10 shitstorm incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:08:59 2017 No.17037516 >>17037485 God, no. Vamp Mosquitoes might be the most infuriating things in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:11:37 2017 No.17037524 >>17037511 >I don't like the idea of being a "piece of shit car" to an MG Well that's too bad, anon because that's exactly what most anons from here are. Not everyone deserves to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:11:54 2017 No.17037526 >>17037466 somehow I get the impression if someone just sat her down and explained to her the proper way to court a guy there wouldn't be any problems anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:11:58 2017 No.17037527 >>17037514 should i bring popcorn?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:12:52 2017 No.17037532 >>17037380 but isn't that poison for dogs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:13:35 2017 No.17037537 The answer is obvious. I must be put in an arranged marriage with a tubby dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:14:40 2017 No.17037547 >>17037511 You can be a "piece of shit car" to an MG when she could just get a brand new one that looks amazing. If we are talking about MGQ MGs. But never in MGE.

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:15:12 2017 No.17037552

>>17037524
I know it's just bait at this point.

But my point still stands outside of this discussion aswell. ALL anons deserve happiness. Even the ones who've done bad things here, they do it because they're unhappy and can't feel the touch of an MG who loves them. It's understandable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:15:45 2017 No.17037557 >>17037537 I've always found peoples perception of whats tubby to be quite varied.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:16:00 2017 No.17037558 >>17037532 I think not if it is white chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:16:30 2017 No.17037562 >>17037547 >If we are talking about MGQ MGs. MGQ MGS just view you as food, the ones that actually love are few and far in between.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:16:43 2017 No.17037563 File: 7 KB, 200x200, 10403073_10204141619363477_7394378554250521272_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037527 Got ya covered

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:17:37 2017 No.17037567 >>17037562 >>17037547 speaking of mgq, is paradox worth playing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:17:58 2017 No.17037569 >>17037557 Eh, where she sits on that scale is irrelevant she is married to me and a dragon, anything else is irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:18:14 2017 No.17037570 >>17037552 >ALL anons deserve happiness. Factually wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:18:20 2017 No.17037571 >>17037524 Except the author already said you are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:19:02 2017 No.17037576 >>17037563 thx mate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:20:05 2017 No.17037578 >>17037570 I don't think we have anyone who still regularly comes here who don't deserve waifus. Who were you thinking of?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:22:20 2017 No.17037585 >>17037571 I'm not going to trust a bunch of bullshit spewed from a man that just wants to keep getting paid. >>17037578 Fat anons, overly bitter anons and anons that whine about corruption.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:22:52 2017 No.17037589 >>17036869 is he going to do that game though?

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:23:52 2017 No.17037594

>>17037562
There are MGs that actually turn down bases on physical appearance in MGQ.

Just not you because you are Great Gary Stu Luka.

The soldier MG said she was just going to kill Lazarus because he was too old for her.

And you can bet your ass all the heavenly knights (minus Alma) only have sex with you because you are Great Gary Stu Luka and they wouldnt fuck a regular guy unless he was handsome.

Yeah, MGQ MGs are an entirely different category, not a waifu setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:23:58 2017 No.17037596 >>17037567 It was fun when I played it 1.5 years ago. Did it finally get full translation?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:23:59 2017 No.17037597 >>17037585 Corruptionfags should just go

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:24:09 2017 No.17037598 >>17037578 KDF

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:24:53 2017 No.17037603 >>17037585 >" Anons that I don't agree with don't deserve waifus!" And what if somebody finds fault with your beliefs? Do you have your waifu privilege revoked?

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:25:09 2017 No.17037606

>>17037585
>I'm not going to trust a bunch of bullshit spewed from a man that just wants to keep getting paid.
So the guy who makes the setting is wrong about what happens in his own setting because it's a commercial work? Shit, I guess none of the profiles are canon either then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:25:45 2017 No.17037609 >>17037585 Except that man is the one who decides what is and isnt real in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:26:11 2017 No.17037610 File: 64 KB, 600x600, ss_(2015-03-12_at_06.53.22).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not trust this snake, she'll have you for dinner, literally!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:26:16 2017 No.17037611 File: 166 KB, 647x535, tamamo riding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037594 tamamo birthed an entire race, so im sure she got around often.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:26:17 2017 No.17037612 >>17037598 KDF probably deserves his waifu more than a lot of people here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:26:29 2017 No.17037614 Anons please don't do this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:26:35 2017 No.17037615 >>17037537 Enjoy your meaty female lizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:28:46 2017 No.17037630 >>17037603 I already know I wouldn't have a chance at getting a waifu so that thought doesn't really bother me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:29:55 2017 No.17037639 >>17037615 I will. Would be nice to cuddle up with her on her hoard while eats some snacks and goes on about people not fearing her anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:33:13 2017 No.17037652 File: 398 KB, 1313x1400, [angry wendigo whirring noises].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036822 I'll buy her all the meat she wants if she stops spinning

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:33:42 2017 No.17037653 >>17037611 Yeah, with men that were likely Gary Stu like Luka or top 20% on looks and/or status.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:34:13 2017 No.17037658 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, 1450382359223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't we just talk about the importance of butts?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:35:07 2017 No.17037661 >>17037658 Kakuen butts are god tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:36:14 2017 No.17037668 >>17037653 dude give it a rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:36:26 2017 No.17037669 File: 398 KB, 1800x2250, FTqutyC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037658 i prefer bellies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:37:23 2017 No.17037674 File: 846 KB, 1416x1000, 59355205_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037658 They are very important, yes.

Anonymous Wed May 17 18:37:36 2017 No.17037675

Sup daddios, been a while.
It's overdue, but here's Lava Golem:

http://i.imgur.com/Q8V1amk.jpg

>熱く煮えたぎる彼女達の口内は、その涎を垂らすだけでも、じゅっと音を立てて男性器に快楽を与え、その奥の精液を滾らせる。
"The inside of their mouths boil with such intense heat, that even merely drooling, it will give immense pleasure to a man's penis with a sizzling sound, making semen erupt from within."

Pretty simple, this one.
That "erupt" might be more accurate as "boiling" or "overflowing", but I couldn't pass up the volcano pun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:37:57 2017 No.17037680 >>17037658 butts are super important

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:38:51 2017 No.17037683 >>17037675 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:39:04 2017 No.17037684 >>17037400 Maybe if people like Bollocks, Alp, Bob, Negawalker, MachineAnon would fuck off the thread would get more writers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:39:19 2017 No.17037685 >>17037675 Oh shoot, hello!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:40:05 2017 No.17037692 >>17037668 Im just saying what it is most likely true.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:40:09 2017 No.17037694 >>17037661 They also get bigger the smaller the girl is. >>17037669 Also important

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:40:55 2017 No.17037701 >>17037684 Anon, are you living in 2014? Bollocks is literally the only one of those who still comes around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:41:13 2017 No.17037705 >>17037675 That's fucking lewd, makes her spitting on your dick before a blowjob extra pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:41:30 2017 No.17037711 >>17037652 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTCZsfpvmsM >[SPIRAL ENERGY INTENSIFIES] A waifu who believes in you even when you don't would be pretty nice. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:42:27 2017 No.17037714 File: 1.52 MB, 1200x1338, 62766589_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037658 Butts and bakunyuu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:43:04 2017 No.17037719 >>17037701 >2014 has it really been that long...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:43:46 2017 No.17037725 >>17037675 Hi man! Thanks so much for this. Imagining a Lava Golem drooling over her husband's dick while he squirms with pleasure is lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:43:59 2017 No.17037729 >>17037714 A baphomet with the read end version of bakunyuu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 18:44:59 2017 No.17037733 >>17037675 Thanks lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:01:08 2017 No.17037846 File: 1.41 MB, 1600x900, 154985456456456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037658 I want a Monkey Monk to join my party.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:06:46 2017 No.17037883 >>17037846 Who is this artist? Do they usually do MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:07:17 2017 No.17037885 >>17037701 He's still a shit writer who drags down the overall quality of the writefaggots

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:07:21 2017 No.17037886 >>17037846 I would unironically be a buff based wizard if I could sneak in temporary 'side effects' on my spells. Like a charisma buff that bumps her cupsize up a few levels or a strength spell adding muscle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:07:52 2017 No.17037891 >>17037684 Bob hasn't even written anything on TFT since February from what I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:09:45 2017 No.17037899 >>17037883 Not really. http://lvlapple.deviantart.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:11:05 2017 No.17037910 >>17037899 >boats >human horses What a waste.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:13:33 2017 No.17037925 >>17037910 >>human horses what?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:15:03 2017 No.17037931 >>17037658 Lately I've been haunted by dreams of a dark-haired kakuen wanting me to pound her ass like a set of bongo drums

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:15:05 2017 No.17037932 >>17037910 I was just bombarded with asses and titties. What are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:15:12 2017 No.17037934 >>17037925 Anthro mlp stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:16:58 2017 No.17037947 >>17037899 wait, is that the real KDF on the commission list?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:18:10 2017 No.17037954 >>17036721 Desert Region >Pharaoh Fairy kingdom >Titania Ice region >Ice Queen Zipangu >Otohime Normal Region >Dhampir Undead region >Wight Well noble girls are sexy.

Anonymous Wed May 17 19:18:59 2017 No.17037959
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>>17037910
>tfw one of the best artists you've seen gets hooked by the boats and begins to draw ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but chibi boat shit
>this goes on for years
>suddenly they come to their senses for four pictures of kemono friends
>and then they get sucked back into chibi shit (kemono friends edition)
I have never seen a more tragic waste of talent in all my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:19:29 2017 No.17037961 >>17037947 Yes anon, that's the real me. Hoping that one will be done soon actually, the artist just started working on it a little bit ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:20:50 2017 No.17037966 >>17037959 what artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:21:18 2017 No.17037969 >>17037961 huh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:21:31 2017 No.17037975 >>17037954 I like your style.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:22:09 2017 No.17037977 File: 447 KB, 800x962, 1494806604546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn foxes trying to seduce me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:23:44 2017 No.17037988 File: 675 KB, 1200x851, 1449375561969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037959 Other than the chibi, what's wrong with drawing boats? I'd put it in most of the major boats, and Abyssals are practically MGs themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:29:32 2017 No.17038020 >>17037988 I want to have sex with that boat.

Anonymous Wed May 17 19:32:37 2017 No.17038043
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>>17037966
Hisahiko.

>>17037988
Because he used to draw legit MGs among other things, whereas boats are basically just "human girl with metal headbands/backpacks."
His gallery after about October 2013 becomes just page after page of nothing but chibi boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:35:02 2017 No.17038053 >>17037959 >I have never seen a more tragic waste of talent in all my life. an artist that I really liked out of nowhere started doing yaoi, it came so out of the left field that I was in disbelief for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:35:19 2017 No.17038054 >>17037975 I always loved stories of Heroes getting to bang the queen or princess for their deeds or stories where the noblewoman falls for the theif/bandit who gives them freedom from being confined to one area.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:40:30 2017 No.17038079 >>17038054 You sound like you were a Disney princess in a past life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:45:15 2017 No.17038101 Bless me mother, for I have sinned. I've been recently having a kink and looking up images of... Well armored, knightly human girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:45:17 2017 No.17038102 >>17038054 >stories where the noblewoman falls for the theif/bandit who gives them freedom from being confined to one area This is literally Tangled.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:49:35 2017 No.17038120 >>17038102 I liked that movie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:49:35 2017 No.17038121 >>17038101 Don't fall for their propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:52:36 2017 No.17038142 >>17038079 Do I? I always imaged myself as the Aladdin or Heracules in those movies. Or Frollo, I always imagined I was Frollo as a kid saving Esmeralda from the devil using hellfire ironically enough because i wasn't religious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:54:28 2017 No.17038151 >>17038142 >I always imagined I was Frollo as a kid saving Esmeralda from the devil using hellfire all of my what

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:56:11 2017 No.17038159 File: 387 KB, 1400x1041, 1494799055874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036721 Pharaoh Lilim Baphomet Ice Queen Dragon Pharaoh Wight Titania The Will to Power Rises!

Anonymous Wed May 17 19:57:14 2017 No.17038166
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>>17036712
>Battlefield romance
>Implying anybody wants to read a story during what is now the Lost Civilization Age where a guy piloting what is essentially a Guymelef against a Red Dragon and her army
>Only for them to realize that through all of it, they're just useful for mutual destruction since his and her power makes them a potential threat to everything.
>Only to reunite many reincarnations later,
with their first reaction to battle-fuck
>We're talking tree toppling battle fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 19:58:11 2017 No.17038172 >>17038054 like where one pretends to be a commoners to get away from the suffocating expectations of royalty?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:06:54 2017 No.17038218 >>17037141 Of all the songs from SotN, that one is always the one I remember the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:09:07 2017 No.17038230 File: 424 KB, 599x459, 1445980186131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17037141 >Wood Carving Partita Good taste. Though, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyjmWC6Ebdk is my absolute favorite CV track.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:14:37 2017 No.17038248 >>17038230 I want to fluster Dhampy-chan when she's trying to be serious and hard working!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:15:49 2017 No.17038253 >>17038248 Reaper-san took away all her items! Now she has to get them back!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:17:36 2017 No.17038266 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x1280, 1465410174248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the deal with this weird purple guy anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:19:50 2017 No.17038272 >>17037141 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MM_Q0nfaG0 >Symphony of the Night >Wood Carving Partita Top three tracks with Lost Painting and The Tragic Prince

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:21:25 2017 No.17038278 >>17038253 More like her dad confiscated the sharp and pointy things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:21:57 2017 No.17038280 >>17038272 Just like the wind, I've always been Drifting high up in the sky that never ends

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:22:18 2017 No.17038284 File: 774 KB, 666x1000, 60475218_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038272 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhWcgv3SfdM Bloody Tears is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:24:41 2017 No.17038299 >>17038266 >le ebin five weekends at bernies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:25:05 2017 No.17038301 >>17038266 Self-insert bs mostly, though if you greyscale the image it wouldn't be all that different from standard 'Anons fucking monstergirls' pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:29:07 2017 No.17038333 >>17038266 I'm starting to like him as a self-insert better than the shaggy fuccbois that show up in Gazer and Jabberwock fanart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:30:27 2017 No.17038344 Undead Kingdom parties sound pretty fucking boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:35:23 2017 No.17038373 File: 146 KB, 850x527, party over here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038344

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:36:29 2017 No.17038385 >>17038373 Those girls need to calm the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:37:25 2017 No.17038392 >>17038344 The slumber parties are pretty good though.

Anonymous Wed May 17 20:39:43 2017 No.17038405
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>>17038344
They're described as being incredibly festive, like masquerades and Halloween Bash-tier festivities.
Now that I have masquerades on my mind, I'm sad that there aren't more depictions of other Phantoms with unique masks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:40:01 2017 No.17038407 >>17038392 But you'd be surrounded by Undead girls looking for warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:42:40 2017 No.17038426 >>17038407 im the one that needs warmth...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:44:02 2017 No.17038436 File: 153 KB, 1024x609, death_by_exaxuxer-d74o3c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Nephilim count as monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:45:03 2017 No.17038443 File: 502 KB, 1050x1050, 1484131203851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038426

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:45:19 2017 No.17038446 >>17038436 I want to have sex with Ms. Reaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:46:01 2017 No.17038451 >>17038436 idk, but I would massage the warmth back into those thighs with my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:46:18 2017 No.17038453 >>17038333 Wow rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:49:10 2017 No.17038466 >>17038451 Anon you're supposed to use your hands.

Anonymous Wed May 17 20:49:19 2017 No.17038467

>>17038436
Nephilim are most often portrayed as either the offspring of an Angel and Human or the mingling of Demon and Angel together like in Darksiders and Sanctuary from Diablo. So yes, they would technically be monsters. But by that regard they'd also just be 'enhanced' humans that are neither Incubus or human, but something entirely different.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:49:43 2017 No.17038472 >>17038392 I know KC vampires don't take much after traditional vampires, but I want to take advantage of a vampire while she sleeps the day away in a deep, coma-like slumber.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:50:43 2017 No.17038476 >>17038466 I would politely inform her it's a human custom.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:50:46 2017 No.17038478 >>17038451 Better not let her sister catch you doing anything lewd, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:51:23 2017 No.17038482 File: 374 KB, 568x550, 1491366412254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:52:47 2017 No.17038486 >>17038476 Anon, she's been alive for thousands of years. I doubt she'd fall for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:53:48 2017 No.17038489 >>17038478 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:54:36 2017 No.17038491 >>17038486 Then I'll say she's just far too tasty to stop at this point. I want to get her cold body nice and pliable. >>17038478 I was unaware she had backup.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:55:15 2017 No.17038494 File: 1.01 MB, 1024x609, war_by_exaxuxer-d6avm8c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038489 The one with the building-sized broadsword.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:57:00 2017 No.17038503 >>17038494 She looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:58:02 2017 No.17038511 >>17038491 Don't act dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 20:58:15 2017 No.17038512 >>17038494 >>17038436 >akali and riven cosplays

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:00:38 2017 No.17038521 >>17038511 >dumb try motivated

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:02:10 2017 No.17038526 >>17038482 But my Hellhound waifu says I should never fear her, except when I say "no" to sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:03:54 2017 No.17038538 File: 487 KB, 570x599, Beyond heresy, love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:04:39 2017 No.17038540 >>17038521 Go back to being dead, Virgil.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:04:49 2017 No.17038541 >>17038526 "No" just means "double yes" in that case.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:06:16 2017 No.17038547 >>17038526 what if you say no to sex and then hide in an enchanted series of tunnels that only you know the way around?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:06:41 2017 No.17038548 File: 248 KB, 638x750, 1487495476949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A squirrel actually tried to get into my house the other day. My dog was chasing it and it turned around and started chasing him back. Squirrels are silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:06:49 2017 No.17038550 File: 2.48 MB, 700x387, jackpot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038540 But then who would Dante pull childish pranks on for being such a prude?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:08:20 2017 No.17038555 >>17037675 >Censor bars that don't do their job. Why even have them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:08:45 2017 No.17038560 >>17038548 There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Squirrels do not know where that line is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:08:52 2017 No.17038561 File: 336 KB, 500x666, 1418093435983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038548 I want Makoto to suck on my nuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:09:59 2017 No.17038565 >>17038548 for all the birds my dogs have managed to kill they have somehow never gotten a squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:09:59 2017 No.17038566 >>17038555 Placating Japanese censorship laws.

Anonymous Wed May 17 21:10:10 2017 No.17038567

>>17036733
>WaifuHack #53: If you marry an Inari and admit being attracted to any other MGs, she'll take the form of that Monster and seduce you.

>Waifuhack #86: Gremlins express love by attacking with deadly force. If you're looking to marry one, find out where she lives and fire a Demonic Silver artillery emplacement at her house.

>Waifuhack #82: Wonderland is extremely fun if you go there willingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:10:36 2017 No.17038570 >>17038550 I like this gif.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:11:13 2017 No.17038575 >>17038560 To be fair, my dog isn't a whole lot bigger than it. Still not a smart move though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:11:41 2017 No.17038579 >>17038548 I saw a squirrel getting harassed by a particularly irate bird a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:12:53 2017 No.17038585 >>17038567 The Waifuhacks can stop now. Shit's getting cringey.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:13:00 2017 No.17038587 >>17037675 shes waiting for his great eruption

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:13:48 2017 No.17038593 >>17038585 I think they should keep going

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:14:19 2017 No.17038596 >>17038561 While I'd be infinitely happy with a Ratatoskr, Makoto is an angel. Too bad I'm far too old.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:14:39 2017 No.17038597 >>17038550 They're both dead, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:15:07 2017 No.17038598 >>17038585 Two or three were okay. They shouldn't be just "If you look into a basilisk's eeyes you get married" though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:15:41 2017 No.17038601 >>17038596 >Too bad I'm far too old. Thanks Kagura.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:17:59 2017 No.17038606 >>17038585 It's probably PsychoFox or some faggot just as bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:18:24 2017 No.17038609 >>17038596 Just dick away her dislike of older men.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:18:30 2017 No.17038611 >>17038601 It's like the BBCSEX nerf wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:18:32 2017 No.17038612 >>17038561 But are you fresh enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:19:46 2017 No.17038618 >>17038612 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:21:00 2017 No.17038620 >>17038609 So you're saying if she doesn't love me I should... make her love me? Hmm... Yes. Yes, the more I think about it the more I like this idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:21:54 2017 No.17038626 >>17038611 >Killed off the only likable character and replace him with some faggot from a LN Mori is a fucking hack. >>17038620 If monster girls do it, so can you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:29:36 2017 No.17038654 >>17032167 Is there art of a wedding sea bishop? Like, a bride. How would an aquatic wedding dress for a fish nun look like? How would the ceremony even be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:31:23 2017 No.17038661 >>17038654 She hits you in the back of the head with the stone slab and drags you somewhere nice and quiet to consummate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:31:27 2017 No.17038662 Which MG is the premier CC?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:33:21 2017 No.17038666 >>17038661 >She hits you in the back of the head with the stone slab what? why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:33:53 2017 No.17038671 >>17038548 Makoto is Best Squirrel

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:34:13 2017 No.17038673 Shortstack Hellhound trying to be aggressive with the 6'3" /fit/ guy she likes and failing, to her embarrassment. Cute or bad meme? ...I think it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:34:37 2017 No.17038674 >>17038662 I'm not sure about best, but I've always wanted to see how a muscled amazonian cc would play out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:34:38 2017 No.17038675 >>17038661 You have NO idea how much I'd love a yandere sea bishop whose love is as vast and deep as the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:34:54 2017 No.17038680 Which girl would be the most reliable innawoods? My money's on Mantis!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:35:54 2017 No.17038687 >>17038547 It depends on how long I remain hidden. It can go from a fun enthusiastic hunt, to me ending up with 2 paws bitchslap handprints in each cheek.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:36:02 2017 No.17038688 >>17038673 Cute for the most part, though even if you were a good head taller than most girls they could probably still out-muscle you.

Anonymous Wed May 17 21:41:59 2017 No.17038717
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>>17038680
Mantis, Arachne (never having to worry about clothes and having an infinite supply of high-quality rope is more valuable than you'd think), Centaurs (a reliable beast of burden & mount), Wyverns (same as Centaurs, but with the added bonus of flight and being a hunter with infinite source of fire), Elves (get past the uppity attitude, and you realize Wood Elves are the OG innawoods girls), most canines (assuming that their senses are good enough to be used for tracking). Probably a few others.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:45:32 2017 No.17038732 >Marry a loving girl who respects me. >Read tons of hardcore femdom about guys being overwhelmed by MGs. >She notices. What are some Gentle Femdom versions of common Hardcore Femdom sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:47:48 2017 No.17038741 >>17038732 I cant think of a gentle way to do sounding.

Anonymous Wed May 17 21:54:56 2017 No.17038775
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>>17038732
Pegging and genital abue are gone. Hell, most abuse period is gone. Dial back the aggression, and change it mocking, 'I'm taking this from you' attitude to a teasing, 'I'm going to make you want this' one. Sprinkle in a bit of denial play & light bondage (handcuffs, leashes, blindfolds, but probably no rope) and you should be in the ballpark.

Or just look at how most foxes are portrayed and you'd have a decent idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 21:58:55 2017 No.17038786 >>17038775 >genital abuse are gone Monster girls would lose their shit if they heard about human woman wanting to castrate men.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:05:47 2017 No.17038805 File: 523 KB, 1278x850, 1495073147666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038732 >>17038775 amazon position is also good but usually leads to roughness which is fine, and even better if it turns into reverse mating pressing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:10:16 2017 No.17038817 Big, Cajun lizardmen that take it easy and look like 'gatah girls'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:10:33 2017 No.17038818 >>17038688 Guess that's why you never stop trying to improve yourself. It makes things more interesting and fun. Plus, it drives the girls crazy. There should be more Hellhound/confident, /fit/ guy couples around.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:11:41 2017 No.17038822 >>17038818 Hellhounds are only interested in girly looking guys and shotas.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:12:39 2017 No.17038824 File: 871 KB, 768x1024, 62279746_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038805 You post this every thread.

Anonymous Wed May 17 22:13:31 2017 No.17038829
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>>17038805
It's the ultimate form of surrender. By leglocking yourself to a powerful MG like a dragon, you show your feminine love to their masculine domination. And thus the circle of love is complete.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:17:04 2017 No.17038841 >>17038824 not the anon you're thinking of if there was more of this kinda stuff i'd be more than happy to spice things up with a different picture

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:17:59 2017 No.17038846 >>17038805 Look, you really don't need to post that picture literally every thread. We get it. Find something new, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:19:11 2017 No.17038850 >>17038846 see >>17038841

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:19:45 2017 No.17038855 >>17038680 I feel like a Sandworm would be an all around good choice for shelter, getting food, warmth, and finding water.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:21:19 2017 No.17038861 >>17038850 Yes, I only saw that after mashing submit. But surely you can find some new holst art to bring to the table?

Anonymous Wed May 17 22:26:34 2017 No.17038878

>>17038822
>As far they are concerned, a human man is a weak, fragile being that they should force into submission as their own male. For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:28:13 2017 No.17038884 >>17038878 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:33:58 2017 No.17038905 >>17038884 A smug human would vex a hellhound greatly, regardless of the humans physical abilities.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:34:19 2017 No.17038906 File: 1.07 MB, 2866x1517, no need to rush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17034836

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:34:37 2017 No.17038907 >>17038884 That statement makes it pretty clear that they will fuck strong guys too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:35:42 2017 No.17038911 >>17038906 I can hear the singsong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:36:05 2017 No.17038913 >>17038907 Girly looking guys can be strong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:36:39 2017 No.17038915 >>17038906 Hnnnngh. I love your Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:37:12 2017 No.17038917 >>17038878 I'd love to be the husband of a huge, muscled monster girl and secretly be an exadventurer whose stronger than her and just let her think she's stronger

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:39:46 2017 No.17038928 >>17038906 I want to follow them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:41:31 2017 No.17038932 >>17038906 Oh Lordy, that's precious. Also, that Ryu-ass Anyways, Goodnight anons, take and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to teach lolis important skills, they are the future after all and a few levels in fighter can go a long way

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:42:46 2017 No.17038940 >>17038906 Latenight, holy shit. That is just too cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:45:02 2017 No.17038945 >>17038906 What a fatty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:45:38 2017 No.17038949 File: 806 KB, 980x1223, 43370649_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038906 Y'know, somehow I had forgotten that Ryu have Shirohebi attendants.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:46:09 2017 No.17038952 >>17038906 Oh Lordy, this makes me want to see those hebis keeping watch over a younger loli ryu

Anonymous Wed May 17 22:48:04 2017 No.17038961

>>17038906
>"And then- Miss Ryu, and then he said he would come back to visit the shrine! He says he's coming back next week Miss Ryu!"
>"H-he didn't say that to you though! He said that to his mom! Y-you were just spying, maybe he meant he wanted to see someone else!"
>"Ara, such spirited children..."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:49:12 2017 No.17038967 >>17038906 Big Ryu has a big, kind and warm heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:50:59 2017 No.17038974 File: 560 KB, 1200x829, 1473119096007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038967 She's got a few other big things too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:51:17 2017 No.17038975 >>17038945 And she's the cutest because of it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:53:22 2017 No.17038984 >>17038906 Little shirohebis awaken something within me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:53:42 2017 No.17038987 >>17038974 And she's also old and lonely, but at least she's a bit happy. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:54:16 2017 No.17038991 >>17038974 Never notice d Paladin in the bottom right picture till now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:54:57 2017 No.17038996 >>17038878 >break the male before them into submission and make him their own That's a funny way to say "protect"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:55:39 2017 No.17038998 >>17038987 But she's got an anon. That means it's only a matter of time till the hebis are looking at a ryu egg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:55:43 2017 No.17038999 >>17038984 I want to tie one up and fuck her tiny butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:56:29 2017 No.17039001 File: 258 KB, 732x824, time to go hunting for meat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17036822 >>17036852

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:58:37 2017 No.17039008 >>17038278 >But Daaaaaad! I've gotta rescue my boyfriend! >We've been over this young lady, I won't have my daughter dating some Vampire Hunter. You'll get these back when you've apologized to your mother, you've made her very upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:59:06 2017 No.17039011 >>17039001 Wendy-chan, biting is no!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:59:33 2017 No.17039012 >>17039001 I bet she looks cute when she pretends to be a badass

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:59:40 2017 No.17039013 >>17039001 Bad Wendigo!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 22:59:51 2017 No.17039015 >>17039001 Ouch!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:00:21 2017 No.17039018 File: 332 KB, 850x805, BOL ryu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17038998 She'll always be big, old lonely ryu deep dpwn.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:01:11 2017 No.17039022 >>17037846 Teach me the way of the Monkey Paw! I'll do anything!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:02:56 2017 No.17039027 >>17039018 And that's why she hugs her daughterus and cuddles her husband

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:02:57 2017 No.17039028 >>17039008 Vanon Hellsing is in for a shock when he finds out who his childhood friend's mother is. But he's sooo dreeamy~ To her, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:04:57 2017 No.17039036 >>17039018 Weird, I thought I posted the better version of that image. I really need to organize my folders.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:05:55 2017 No.17039038 >>17039028 And what about his childhood friends vampire imotou?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:07:32 2017 No.17039040 File: 473 KB, 1086x912, 1489458129129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039001 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9peCggi7E&t=12s

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:10:48 2017 No.17039050 >>17039040 Latenight Wendies are top tier girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:11:03 2017 No.17039051 File: 163 KB, 595x842, 1479202601323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039040 Once had a cat who loved to sleep on the vibrating washing machine. For the life of me can't figure out why.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:11:38 2017 No.17039054 >>17039050 Latenight girls are top tier in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:12:32 2017 No.17039058 >>17039040 >The Wendigo went down to Georgia, she was looking for stretchy meat to steal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:14:27 2017 No.17039063 >>17039051 Where'd that Sally come from? I didn't post it. The hell.

Anonymous Wed May 17 23:15:33 2017 No.17039069
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>>17039038
>>17039028
>Vanon Hellsing, who is really just an imaginative young regular old Anon with a Halloween costume
>His childhood friend is a spunky Dhampir who thinks he's the real deal and swoons all over him
>He thinks she's just a chuuni like him and doesn't realize what she is or what it means about her heritage
>One day her jealous, himedere vampire imouto gets fed up with her hanging on him all the time and easily kidnaps him when she's not around using her magic
>Anon is brought back to a spooky vampire estate, and is near traumatized as he's paraded around by the imouto, meeting all the undead maids and the macabre styling
>Finally brought before the imouto's mother, a terrifying visage of a pale, almost Nosferatu-but-goth-gorgeous woman who's actually really sweet but just naturally seems scary to people [/spoiler[ and her father, a slightly unhinged incubus that almost serves as a Hyde to the Vampire mom's Jekyll
>Cue Dhampir finding out when her sister sends her a note via bat messenger that tells her she's kidnapped Vanon Hellsing and is going to torture him in the dungeons Of course the mother instantly shoots any of that down and orders her to play nice with him until her sister arrives
>Cute adventures ensue as Dhampy-chan has to rescue her Anon from CastleVampia!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:17:20 2017 No.17039075 >>17039069 Botched them spoilers worse than a Roman promo but you get it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:18:11 2017 No.17039079 >>17037684 How much of each thread is composed of those memes, anon? You keep bringing them up but where are they?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:18:11 2017 No.17039080 >>17039063 It's a cute sally. Sallies are great girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:21:55 2017 No.17039098 >>17039069 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:26:07 2017 No.17039116 File: 1.55 MB, 1240x1754, 2.3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039069 Dhampy-chan has a sweet fuckin ass and tits

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:26:31 2017 No.17039118 File: 64 KB, 741x1024, 1495076785150m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worthless tree huggers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:27:38 2017 No.17039125 >>17039118 I want to rape them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:27:44 2017 No.17039126 >>17039069 Inexperienced vampires trying to use glamour to charm targets is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:28:10 2017 No.17039127 File: 499 KB, 1111x1438, 1426434003646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039118 Sex, sex, sex. That's all those animals think about.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:29:09 2017 No.17039134 >>17039118 City Elves are a million times better than their forest-dwelling counterparts. City Dark Elves are a million times better than their city-dwelling, fair-skinned counterparts. This is an objective fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:30:20 2017 No.17039139 >>17039134 I want to move into the Dark Elf homeworld so I can spend the rest of my life as a public use slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:30:50 2017 No.17039144 >>17037675 Lava Golems are top tier girls. It's a shame they don't get more attention

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:30:53 2017 No.17039145 >>17039116 She gets that from her mother. Dhampir's mom, has got it goin' on.

Anonymous Wed May 17 23:34:28 2017 No.17039162

>>17039145
>Dhampy finally 'rescues' Anon in an everybody wins scenario
>He's relieved to be saved but can't help but stare at her mom's rocking tits and bodacious ass on the way out
>Dhampy notices but says nothing
>Vows to be the bustiest, most voluptuous woman ever that would put her evil mother to shame

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:38:29 2017 No.17039174 >>17039162 One day, she's gonna stop wearing those covering outfits so she can reveal and show off her big, phat, spankable booty to him That'll be her revenge against her mother! She just has to hit the gym and change her diet until then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:39:33 2017 No.17039180 File: 135 KB, 960x720, 1495078270607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the charm that make dark elves more desirable than regular ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:40:53 2017 No.17039184 >>17039180 They're lewder.

Anonymous Wed May 17 23:42:43 2017 No.17039189
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>>17039180
Dark skin is just an immediate turn-on for some. Dark elves are also far lewder and honest about their depravity; You don't have to break through the haughty demeanor to get to it. It's also a lot cuter to take something that inherently lewd and do cute stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:43:55 2017 No.17039195 File: 2.93 MB, 2160x4480, 61541440_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:44:18 2017 No.17039197 >>17039180 Brown is better, also because BDSM.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:45:55 2017 No.17039200 >>17039195 Someone get that fox a slutty schoolgirl uniform!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:46:20 2017 No.17039201 File: 505 KB, 850x1075, sample_04ae705a27bb1cfdba6b83a15e1100e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039174 Vampires are literally perfect mating material prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:46:36 2017 No.17039203 >>17039189 >>17039197 How can pale monster girls even compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:47:25 2017 No.17039206 >>17039195 That's what I love about Fox Shrine Maidens, I get older, but they stay the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:49:42 2017 No.17039215 File: 2.95 MB, 1555x2175, 8d4dd1c53044b59dff34e74d875999ec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039201 I wasn't arguing against it. Though I think Dhampirs have their own charm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:50:45 2017 No.17039219 >>17039203 Simultaneous discussions of dark skinned elf beauties and pale skinned vampire beauties Ebony and Ivory etc etc

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:51:31 2017 No.17039222 >>17039219 What man can endure two mistresses?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:52:35 2017 No.17039228 >>17039222 Dark Elves and Vampires are for taking down a peg.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:53:11 2017 No.17039230 >>17039222 Vampiric dark elf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:53:43 2017 No.17039232 >>17039222 Dark Elf hard doms him then Vampire soft doms him Sounds heavenly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:55:39 2017 No.17039237 File: 250 KB, 850x1275, sample-2954b7eda51b1e07878fd017023f57fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039228 Vampires I get, but Dark Elves? How do you take something as depraved as them down a peg?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:56:03 2017 No.17039238 Toddlercon with monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:56:29 2017 No.17039241 >>17039237 By marrying them and living a happy life in the countryside.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:56:56 2017 No.17039244 >>17039238 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 23:58:20 2017 No.17039250 >>17039238 Ye

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:04:59 2017 No.17039268
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>>17039241
>Living out in the country
>Build a cozy cottage on the edge of a large forest
>Dark elf grows all sorts of tasty & lewd vegetables
>Hunting for your own meat
>Hiking and enjoying the sights & sounds of nature
>Nobody around for miles, so we can indulge in each other outdoors for hours on end
>Even make a habit of going on long hikes to have sex in all sorts of picturesque locations
>When night comes we cuddle up & spoon in front of the fireplace
I can dig it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:05:07 2017 No.17039269 >>17039238 I mean, if she wanted it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:07:17 2017 No.17039273 >>17039268 Now that's something worth going guru for.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:08:25 2017 No.17039280 >>17039201 >You'll never get to experience the feeling of conquest that comes from knowing a Vampire is carrying your half breed spawn

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:09:23 2017 No.17039284 I want to fight an Oni using wrestling moves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:17:40 2017 No.17039314 >>17039238 Sure, the choicest of cunnies.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:18:14 2017 No.17039316 >>17039284 They insist you wrestle naked and coated with oil to preserve greek tradition.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:19:20 2017 No.17039318 >>17039316 But she's not greek.

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:22:01 2017 No.17039326
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>>17039318
But traditional wrestling is, anon. So oil up. Besides, are you really going to argue against a reason to grapple with a big, muscular, naked, oiled up Oni? You couldn't ask for a better sex set-up!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:24:28 2017 No.17039334 >>17039326 I want to leave kiss marks all over those abs and thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:25:56 2017 No.17039341 >>17039326 Fine, but she better not complain if she ends up getting it in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:27:38 2017 No.17039349 >>17039326 Why doesn't this girl exist?

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:30:34 2017 No.17039360 [SPOILER]

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Reminder to watch for the forgotten species of Monster Girls.
Summer is coming, so nights are getting shorter. That means the Gargoyles will want to make the most of their time awake.
Gargoyles need more art

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:30:49 2017 No.17039361 >>17039349 She's a lesbian, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:32:03 2017 No.17039365 >>17039360 Gargoyles got updated art, thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:33:26 2017 No.17039372 >>17039361 Even imaginary girls don't want me, top laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:33:27 2017 No.17039374 File: 1.30 MB, 1274x1920, tumblr_o89n820mAm1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039326 Ume is cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:35:16 2017 No.17039385 File: 44 KB, 484x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039365 This is the only art I see. What was it before?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:37:01 2017 No.17039392 >>17039385 The new art isn't technically released yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:41:16 2017 No.17039402 >>17039360 But PSA how do I escape from a Gargoyle?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:44:26 2017 No.17039415 >>17039402 Don't live near large gothic cathedrals or graveyards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:45:27 2017 No.17039419 >>17039415 But goth monstergirls make me hard as a black diamond

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:45:32 2017 No.17039420 >>17039360 I'm going to compliment every single stone statue I see just in case

Anonymous Thu May 18 00:45:45 2017 No.17039422

>>17039402
Move up North when the Sun is up for 6 months and spend the other 6 months in the south. Never be anywhere where the sun is down.

If she mounted you and your petrified, there's nothing to do but wait it out. You're pretty much claimed and might as well talk with your new wife through the telepathy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:47:06 2017 No.17039425 File: 757 KB, 1400x1980, 1436756561592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039419 I said gothic, not goth. There's a difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:48:22 2017 No.17039434 >>17039422 Seems reasonable. But does living in space work too?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:52:42 2017 No.17039450 >>17039434 That is the opposite of a solution. Astronauts aboard the ISS see 15 sunrise/sunsets in one Earth Day. She would love being so active.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 00:58:05 2017 No.17039465 >>17039360 I'm okay with being a dickthrone in concept, and okay with being paralyzed by a basilisk, but I don't want to be a petrified dickthrone. Medusas are okay as long as they don't fully stone you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:02:57 2017 No.17039476 >Your Ittan-Momen wife asks you sultrily 'what are you wearing~?' >Deadpan stare at her as she makes a kitten's smile and wraps herself tighter around you She's been hanging out with Charon too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:05:33 2017 No.17039483 >>17039476 I'd ask one if that carpet matches the drapes.

Anonymous Thu May 18 01:06:24 2017 No.17039485

>>17039476
>"What? This old rag? I've had it for years. It might be time for a new one soon."
>she suddenly goes limp as the bullying takes full effect
>"but on the other hand, it's the most comfortable, most beautiful and most perfect piece ever and I could never let it go"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:07:53 2017 No.17039489 >>17039238 If I was sure she really wanted it, I'd have no problem with taking my daughteru as a toddler.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:07:58 2017 No.17039490 >>17039450 I meant orbitting the sun but thanks for the ISS trivia.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:11:20 2017 No.17039493 >>17039476 >tfw you will never have a chunni momen waifu into cosplay >she will never be your 6 foot long scarf fluttering despite the utter lack of wind

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:12:40 2017 No.17039496 >>17039476 If fate demanded that an Ittan-Momen was to be my wife, I'd probably get a monsterization of my childhood blanket. That thing saw so much use and yet looks none the worse for wear.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:13:31 2017 No.17039497 >>17039483 Hope you like the feel of fabric on your chin as you munch some carpet. >>17039485 The best relationships are the kinds where you can tease around with each other like that. She'd keep herself extra soft and fluffy for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:14:05 2017 No.17039498 Would Deathblow stack with Ragnarok?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:14:38 2017 No.17039499 >>17039496 >Childhood blanket is actually just a childhood friend Ittan-Momen >Your 'imaginary friend' from childhood was really just her as a loli in her lil ghost form talking with you That's fucking adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:15:35 2017 No.17039501 >>17039493 She's yet to figure out if there's a way to incorporate belts into her existence, but dammit, she's trying

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:17:43 2017 No.17039506 >>17038818 Hellhounds are not for these guys. You are looking for a Lizardman/Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:22:05 2017 No.17039515 File: 48 KB, 240x238, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039501 Would this be like doing yoga with your momen?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:23:22 2017 No.17039519 >>17039499 You're making me extra thankful we didn't throw it out. >>17039501 >So, when are you going to explain to me why you've covered yourself in cloth loops?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:25:37 2017 No.17039526 >>17039515 Concept seems amusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:26:02 2017 No.17039528 >>17039515 >Second row second column That's fucking lewd. She'd be entirely wrapped with her pussy in your face screaming your name as her face squinted in intense pleasure.

Anonymous Thu May 18 01:28:02 2017 No.17039538

>>17039506
>There still exists the possibility that a Hellhound will get with a /fit/ guy who is at least more assertive and triggers their competitive nature for rape over some wet blanket nogains fag
Lmaoing at your life
You will never escape the eternal C.H.A.D.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:29:25 2017 No.17039546 >>17039528 They'd probably enjoy smothering you something like that, as that's their youkai shtick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:32:35 2017 No.17039552 >>17039519 She'd probably say they're something like 'restraining agents' that help contain her immense yokai power

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 01:33:36 2017 No.17039556 >>17039515 Shit. Never realized I saved the low quality version. For blind anons: http://static.zerochan.net/Akaba.Reiji.full.1898655.jpg

Anonymous Thu May 18 01:51:32 2017 No.17039595

>>17038907
Because they think they are weak.

Yes, strong men can marry Hellhounds, just like how a weakling can offer a bouquet of flowers with a confession to a Salamander and get trained and waifued by her.

But its clear which type of men fundamentally get them wet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:09:38 2017 No.17039645 >>17039538 This is why you make sure to encounter your waifu species alone rather than with other guys around.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:10:54 2017 No.17039648 >>17039538 S-Stop

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:15:42 2017 No.17039665 >>17039538 But it says they don't care about that and will happily dom away in the case of somebody who does not want to fight back/can't. MGs aren't 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:22:15 2017 No.17039706 >>17039360 Sorry mate I would, if not for the fact I can't stand drawing anything longer than 5 minutes out of shame from how crappy it turns out.

Anonymous Thu May 18 02:22:50 2017 No.17039708
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>>17039665
He's saying if it doesnt make a difference then it will still go to the one who gets in contact with them first, which will almost certainly be a confident and cocky person who can get within 15 feet of women without having a panic attack over someone who hides in their room all day

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:24:16 2017 No.17039711 >>17039538 Just because you're insecure about how sexy you aren't doesn't mean you got to drag us down with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:25:54 2017 No.17039715 >>17039708 Don't you fucking dare include the image of a happy innocent piggu with such a disgusting post.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:26:39 2017 No.17039720 File: 552 KB, 1037x1100, Apophis64.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:27:21 2017 No.17039722 >>17039708 Hey I went outside for three hours today so I could probably take a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:27:49 2017 No.17039725 >>17039720 This is why Apophis are top tier. Feed her a human leg potion for the day and trust me, you'll like the results.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:28:34 2017 No.17039728 >>17039720 Hoo momma, thats, well, that uh, whoo boy, bit hot all of a sudden in here?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:28:58 2017 No.17039731 >>17039720 Ruined.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:30:33 2017 No.17039738 >>17039720 >>17039725 I prefer a fat lamiass to be smothered and sat on by, but would certainly be up for having a nice date with her using a human legs polymorph. God I wanna fuck a haughty plump Apophis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:31:15 2017 No.17039741 >>17039708 I know I could approach my waifu! Kinda. Maybe a little bit of a struggle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:33:12 2017 No.17039747 >>17039708 Jokes on you I walk for hours for fun. It's the only exercise I get and allows me to clear my head of crazy, cringey and annoying thoughts without worry of anyone giving a shit about what I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:34:22 2017 No.17039751 >>17039720 I can't believe I'm sexually intimidated to an Apophis with legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:34:36 2017 No.17039753 >>17039720 >Drunk Apophis wife getting frisky with you at home after a date with her with human legs >Says she wants you to take advantage of every single position you can think of before the spell ends at midnight What do?

Anonymous Thu May 18 02:34:36 2017 No.17039754

>>17039720
>Apophis polymorphs herself some legs
>Puts on some 6 inch heels
>She's planning to be all sexy as she sashays towards her husband when he comes home
>He comes home earlier than she expected him to and hasn't had a chance to practice walking around yet
>She decides to go for it anyways
>"Darling!"
>She stands, takes one steps and then wobbles for a moment before falling over
>Her husband found it funny and cute
>She's still pouting hours later

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:34:58 2017 No.17039757 >>17039741 I would kabedon my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:37:14 2017 No.17039765 >>17039753 Break out the chocolate pudding, duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:37:30 2017 No.17039766 >>17039757 That's hot. I want my waifu to kabedon me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:37:47 2017 No.17039767 >>17039753 Anal full nelson.

Anonymous Thu May 18 02:38:43 2017 No.17039770

>>17039765
>"...Chocolate pudding? What are you doing? I thought I said..."
>Proceed to lewdly apply and then lewdly lick chocolate off of her legs for the next half hour, kissing and sucking on her thighs and feet
>Her mind can't process the sensations and it all comes back as pleasure
I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:39:40 2017 No.17039776 File: 3.24 MB, 707x1000, 1fda3ee887f33124258f01bd5dc8dce2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Ophanimon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:41:09 2017 No.17039783 >>17039776 Nah. I would a Ladydevimon or a Ranamon though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:42:17 2017 No.17039789 File: 204 KB, 476x351, 403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039776 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:44:08 2017 No.17039796 >>17039776 Sure, what is the worst she could do? Say no to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:47:52 2017 No.17039806 Are futas monstergirls? Asking out of academic curiosity, not a desire to shoehorn futas into the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:48:46 2017 No.17039810 >>17039806 No. Now shut the fuck up and never mention them again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:49:26 2017 No.17039813 >>17039806 Anything can count but don't even try to make it part of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:50:23 2017 No.17039815 File: 690 KB, 707x1000, d6810adf25d1c4cc1df03260a48f256b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039783 What about a Mastemon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:52:00 2017 No.17039821 >>17039815 She looks more likely to set me on fire than interested to have my dick in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:52:04 2017 No.17039822 >>17039815 Well yeah. That'd be a pretty hot threesome. Imagine going three rounds with a Ladydevimon and an Angewomon and then they fuse into Mastemon for three more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 02:56:51 2017 No.17039832 >>17039806 you are gay and should feel gay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:00:41 2017 No.17039839 >>17039832 I don't even like futas.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:02:43 2017 No.17039846 >>17039839 Then why bother to bring them up when it has consistently bring malice?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:05:59 2017 No.17039852 >>17039810 >he literally says he's not trying to start shit >act like he's trying to start shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:08:11 2017 No.17039857 >>17039852 >Says he's not trying to start shit >While trying to start shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:09:02 2017 No.17039858 >>17039822 I'd be walking with crutches the next morning, but it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:11:56 2017 No.17039864 >>17039857 That's only how you assume it to be. Not everyone is a malicious shitposter out to ruin your thread, so you don't need to lash out at every fucking person.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:13:15 2017 No.17039866 >>17039864 Well in all fairness it's a dumb question.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:13:27 2017 No.17039868 >>17039858 And you'd be helped along by a couple of cute clingy ultimates.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:13:41 2017 No.17039869 >>17039864 Not him, but there is absolutely nothing to be gained except shitposting by bringing that subject up here, and everyone who is not a supreme newfag knows this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:18:09 2017 No.17039880 >>17039864 There's about 100+ of us as regular lurkers/posters. It'd be naive to think that people wouldn't poke the hornet's nest for shits and giggle while knowing full well how people react to certain things here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:19:55 2017 No.17039882 >>17039868 Yep, definitely worth losing the use of my legs for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:21:00 2017 No.17039884 >>17039880 >I know that they know that I will react >So I will react Mind-bending

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:26:57 2017 No.17039895 >>17039882 They'd probably even help you recover too by cooking you meals and the Ladydevimon sneaking beneath your covers to "relieve your stress" with her expert fellatio techniques.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:31:23 2017 No.17039904 >>17039895 >"relieve your stress" I don't know if I could handle something like that so soon after a six round session with them.

Anonymous Thu May 18 03:34:59 2017 No.17039913

>>17039904
Aw c'mon anon. It's just a latex clad fallen angel slowly bobbing her head up and down while sucking gently on your dick and swirling her tongue around.
Feel free to grab hold of the back of her head and make a deepthroat whenever you feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:35:35 2017 No.17039914 >>17039201 >mating with a corpse What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:36:58 2017 No.17039920 File: 472 KB, 595x842, 908575d39d05ac8b193cdd2a036cff72_(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17039914 its fun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:37:53 2017 No.17039922 >>17039913 Damn that Ladydevimon for being so convincing, hopefully her sister will help me out if it goes too far.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:39:50 2017 No.17039929 >>17039922 But anon, Angewomon's helping!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:40:24 2017 No.17039932 >>17039929 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:43:13 2017 No.17039943 >>17039932 Yeah, while Ladydevimon attacks your dick Angewomon's going to sneak up on you to catch you in a surprise deep kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:45:17 2017 No.17039947 >>17039920 It's all fun and games until you wake up in the morning only to realize the Jiangshi hugging you is all stiff and you can't get away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:45:40 2017 No.17039949 >>17039943 Those two seem pretty overwhelming, hopefully they'd calm down when they get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:47:52 2017 No.17039956 >>17039947 thats my definition of a good ending

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:52:55 2017 No.17039960 >>17039956 >cold and clammy corpse relentlessly hopping after you to steal your body heat and spirit energy There's no good ending to that scenario.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:53:48 2017 No.17039962 >>17039949 Anon, Digimon don't get pregnant. They're born from Eggs, so I'd bet "impregnation" would just mean that they spawn an egg nearby.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 03:58:14 2017 No.17039976 >>17039962 Well there goes my hope of a period where my pelvis isn't shattered.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:06:12 2017 No.17039984 >>17039960 then im gonna need to warm her up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:16:56 2017 No.17040008 >>17039984 Please don't indulge the Jiangshis. They're enough of a menace on public decency without corpse fondling perverts enabling them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:31:27 2017 No.17040059 >>17039976 But anon, wouldn't the snuggles be worth it? Just be careful when they get really horny. Then you'll be dealing Lilithmon and Venusmon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:32:42 2017 No.17040063 >>17040059 Oh they'd be more than worth it, I'd just be concerned about being confined to a wheelchair most of the time when I wouldn't be having sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:33:35 2017 No.17040065 >>17040063 You'd be crazy to think that they wouldn't find out how to use Angewomon's power to heal you after particularly rough sessions.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:34:57 2017 No.17040069 >>17039960 But that's cute anon! I just want to hug her to keep her warm. And then I want to make her insides warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:36:14 2017 No.17040071 >>17040065 Or they could have a Lich brew up something to make something like a sore pelvis never happen again. Although that brings up a whole new set of concerns.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:37:39 2017 No.17040074 >>17040069 On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard would it get your heartboner to hear her mutter "Airen, so warm~" in her sleep with a big goofy smile on her face?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:39:48 2017 No.17040078 Reminder that Undead are nice to snuggle. COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:40:57 2017 No.17040081 >>17040074 Potential heart failure/10 That's just to damn cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:41:59 2017 No.17040082 >>17040078 I want a Lich to study the optimal snuggle conditions with me.

Anonymous Thu May 18 04:46:09 2017 No.17040092

>>17040081
That's not even getting into her giggling while giving you sleepy neck kisses when she wakes up in the morning.

>>17040082
>She tries to record the feelings in her journal.
>Ends up too comfy to focus and just lays on top of you and tries to kiss you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 04:56:56 2017 No.17040108 >>17040059 >Venusmon You mean Ophanimon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:00:24 2017 No.17040113 >>17040108 The contrast between Lilithmon and Venusmon is more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:05:35 2017 No.17040123 >>17040113 >Demon Lord and Archangel >not better than Demon Lord and Slut

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:25:39 2017 No.17040155 Reminder that mommy demon lord knows best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:32:40 2017 No.17040174 >>17040155 She's not my real mom!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:33:52 2017 No.17040178 >>17040174 She's all our mommy. Mommy makes her children happy by gifting them monster girls!

Anonymous Thu May 18 05:41:47 2017 No.17040193

>>17040155
>Adopted by the Demon Lord
>It's considered a given by everyone that you're going to get snapped up by one of her daughters
>Oddly enough, they act purely familial with you, and you're kept shielded from nearly all demonic energy and other corrupting influences
>They've all made a secret agreement that the one that finally gets you is the one who will have the pleasure of corrupting you
>Secret battles, army against army, happen while you remain oblivious to it all
>A victor finally emerges
>The youngest, born on the same day as you, something she always claimed was fate
>Her smile is almost sinister as she straddles your lap

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:43:57 2017 No.17040200 >>17040193 >Lilims protecting your purity Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 05:47:52 2017 No.17040212 >purchase loli concoction and school girl outfit for your waifu >act like she's your daughter that you keep getting tempted to dick

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:00:54 2017 No.17040252 >>17040212 >marry a loli monster girl >give her temporary christmas cake potions and have her act like she's your momster Roleplay can be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:39:31 2017 No.17040350 File: 213 KB, 1000x1412, C4fa9DoUoAAiV6s.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about ANATOMICALLY ACCURATE SPIDER CLAWS?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:41:39 2017 No.17040354 >>17040350 Aroused, I'm terrified of spiders but get a fear boner from spider girls for that reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:51:10 2017 No.17040370 >>17040350 That's not a spider you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 06:56:09 2017 No.17040377 >>17040252 This is why roleplay is top tier. Poor loli in a CC body. She probably wouldn't know what to do with all those curves and large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:04:44 2017 No.17040383 Reminder that no monster girl is resistant to the dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:05:34 2017 No.17040387 >>17040383 That's kinda the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:06:36 2017 No.17040390 >>17040370 >beautiful chitin >eight legs >web themed bikini What do you propose she is then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:07:49 2017 No.17040392 >>17040390 >eight legs I see six.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:08:51 2017 No.17040395 >>17040392 Oh wait I forgot her human legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:09:45 2017 No.17040397 File: 430 KB, 516x501, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17040395

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:10:54 2017 No.17040400 >>17040397 Don't you fucking post smug pictures at me you son of a bitch.

Anonymous Thu May 18 07:11:07 2017 No.17040401

>>17040377
She'll grow more confident at the roleplay in time, seeing her go from being nervous to being a flawless actor in the role would be wonderful.
>>17040383
Depends on what you mean to resistant. All of them want it yes but sometimes it won't be the girl losing to the dick but the dick losing to the pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:11:49 2017 No.17040404 >>17040397 Stupid sexy Purplecat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:19:25 2017 No.17040424 I want to go home.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:20:57 2017 No.17040429 >>17040397 Gonna fuck the smug outta that cat!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:23:19 2017 No.17040434 >>17040424 You are home.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:25:07 2017 No.17040439 >>17040434 Go away, Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:33:05 2017 No.17040457 File: 151 KB, 585x769, 53498111_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raven Lich when?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:36:57 2017 No.17040472 >>17040397 Smug cat makes me angry. I want to pound her from behind and take responsibility when she's smug like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:38:59 2017 No.17040478 >>17040401 >the battle between who loses to the genitals first

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:40:02 2017 No.17040483 Dark mages cursing towns to show how many times someone has masturbated in their lives as a number above their heads. Do MGs go for the high score, act worried when they see how many times single men have done it, or something else?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:41:16 2017 No.17040487 >>17038906 I've always pictured Ryu's having butts like Alice from MGQ and the MGE Lamias.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:43:56 2017 No.17040493 >>17040487 This. Especially if her reverse scale is right under her cheeks. You can smack it with your balls as you pound her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:46:02 2017 No.17040501 >>17040483 I think different monsters go for different things. Some like complete cherry boys, others like the repressed ones who masturbate all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:50:23 2017 No.17040515 File: 203 KB, 1124x1436, DAGQRdjVYAAf6Gx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:54:38 2017 No.17040528 File: 969 KB, 1368x1582, 60934720_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17040515 This guy really likes his pregnant monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 07:58:11 2017 No.17040539 >>17040193 Demon lord son being pure would be more rare than ntr.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:02:55 2017 No.17040548 File: 940 KB, 1280x1205, tumblr_oq3e67r0OX1rkn25go1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:04:04 2017 No.17040551 >>17040548 Shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:04:24 2017 No.17040552 >>17040548 Something that will displace you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:05:40 2017 No.17040555 >>17040548 A displacer asking for a buttfucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:07:46 2017 No.17040565 >>17040515 >>17040528 Baby bumps are cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:08:49 2017 No.17040569 >>17040552 >>17040555 A displacer? Anyway her ears are adorable. Good work barbu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:13:28 2017 No.17040594 >>17040548 She can displace my pants any day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:17:44 2017 No.17040606 >>17040528 Is it bad I want to bump up that birds bust a few cup sizes?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:19:08 2017 No.17040612 Are vampires extra lewd or needy during sunny mornings? maybe not getting off you because the sun "weakens" their bodies?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:19:50 2017 No.17040614 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, 1488754804091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17040606 Never. Bakunyuu JubJubs are a must.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:19:55 2017 No.17040616 >>17040606 Apparently you should only stop when reaching knees level.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:20:57 2017 No.17040620 >>17040612 Mere female bats.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:24:39 2017 No.17040632 >>17040614 They are the cutest >>17040616 Sounds cute, although she won't do much flying or walking Gonna get her lactating and sell the milk. Gonna give her big meals to fuel said milk production

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 08:56:24 2017 No.17040720 >>17039145 I understood that reference.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:00:29 2017 No.17040733 File: 153 KB, 680x840, 1440998485068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey remember that scene from Stand By Me where they're talking about stuff by the campfire? What would Monster Girls talk about in such a situation?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:03:28 2017 No.17040746 >>17040733 Dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:03:36 2017 No.17040748 File: 196 KB, 1024x819, 1495094308637m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you or your waifu got any kissing preferences?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:05:06 2017 No.17040756 >>17040748 She molests my ears a lot, I go for her toes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:06:59 2017 No.17040764 >>17040746 Other than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:07:30 2017 No.17040766 >introduce gargoyle daughteru to Dr. Who >pretends to be a weeping angel >never has terror been so adorable

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:09:48 2017 No.17040773 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1401995026200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17040766 Don't blink ONII-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:10:21 2017 No.17040774 >>17040733 >implying I watch normie movies

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:10:59 2017 No.17040776 >>17040773 Scary SCP imouto

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:12:27 2017 No.17040781 >>17040776 She's very needy, you shouldn't keep her locked up all alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:13:42 2017 No.17040791 >>17040781 Is she yan?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:15:43 2017 No.17040798 >>17040791 Aren't they all?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:36:24 2017 No.17040855 >>17040632 This makes me want to take a trip to bukanyuu wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:41:30 2017 No.17040874 File: 2.24 MB, 1000x2000, 1495069414922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:42:34 2017 No.17040876 >>17040855 >bukanyuu wonderland Sounds like a magical place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:43:05 2017 No.17040878 >>17040874 Robutt. Coffee and mech shows sounds like the life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:47:28 2017 No.17040897 >>17040764 Probably should have been more specific with your question, then.

Anonymous Thu May 18 09:47:51 2017 No.17040900

>>17040876
>Ultra oppai Alice's carrying their breasts and asking 'oniichan' if he wants to help
>Super busty dormice sleeping on their chests
>Mad hatters who rest teacups in their cleavage and ask if you 'want a new cup' to use
>Jabberwockies with titanic titties that they could jam you between
>Trumparts that sometimes stick their tremendous busts through the cards and nothing else
>Cheshires that teleport atop you to pin you with their boobs

A fun place located between oppai loli wonderland and pudgy wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:48:14 2017 No.17040902 >>17040748 Back of the hand, feet and thighs. She loves to be worshipped so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:49:09 2017 No.17040906 >>17040874 It's so fucking hard to pick.

Anonymous Thu May 18 09:51:21 2017 No.17040913

>>17040900
>>Mad hatters who rest teacups in their cleavage and ask if you 'want a new cup' to use
>>Jabberwockies with titanic titties that they could jam you between
>>Cheshires that teleport atop you to pin you with their boobs

I REALLY like this place. Is there an Onee-chan Wonderland though?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:52:22 2017 No.17040919 >>17040913 Next to loli wonderland and the the left of muscle wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:53:13 2017 No.17040925 >>17040919 But the signs just say here and there!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:56:34 2017 No.17040942 >>17040925 Just keep walking, you'll get there eventually, although you'll have gone too far left if you hit strongfat wonderland and not left enough if you hit 'improbably large rears' wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 09:57:21 2017 No.17040948 >>17040874 Fox pillow best pillow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:00:57 2017 No.17040965 >>17040919 I think I'm lost. I'm in ojou wonderland. Pretty classy place actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:03:09 2017 No.17040975 >>17040874 I'm so torn between the succubus and the kitsune, I'd probably go for the kitsune though. The threads these come from are the only reason I go to /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:03:25 2017 No.17040978 >>17040965 You went too unleft, a little further and you'd hit himewonderland where everyone is nobility

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:06:47 2017 No.17040996 >>17040978 Okay I did that but now I'm in mojo Wonderland. Please help I can hear "gufufufufufu"ing in the distance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:10:32 2017 No.17041013 >>17040569 Based on those tentacles and the number of limbs, my guess would be a Displacer Beast from D&D. They're cunts; Blink Dogs for life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:14:35 2017 No.17041031 File: 401 KB, 1505x2048, C_4B1cGVYAAaqV2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Incompetent succubi are my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:16:17 2017 No.17041041 >>17041031 I like pure sluts to be put on their place.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:18:14 2017 No.17041054 >>17041041 >put on their place. A dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:20:49 2017 No.17041068 >>17041054 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:20:51 2017 No.17041069 File: 166 KB, 600x418, 1420356009834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She slipped and fell and lost her halo. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:21:27 2017 No.17041074 >>17040900 Give me that Mad Hatter NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:21:52 2017 No.17041077 >>17041031 Isn't that what lesser succubus are for?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:25:11 2017 No.17041093 >>17041069 Love her and make sure her smile is protected.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:25:26 2017 No.17041094 >>17041069 I'm on to you charon. Pretty sneaky, but I can see what you're trying to make me say.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:25:35 2017 No.17041095 >>17041074 Just go to her tea party, the March hare who have breasts bigger than her head would love to meet you too >>17040996 Well.... You're on your own for that one

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:26:21 2017 No.17041096 >>17041094 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:27:32 2017 No.17041104 >>17041074 Do you want to snort a line of Wonderland-pollen off her massive tits as she tickles your balls and sips tea intently?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:29:04 2017 No.17041112 >>17041095 I'm scared Anon there a teleporting cat somewhere and she's got the crazy eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:29:32 2017 No.17041114 >>17040874 I want to pick the Automaton. But I don't like coffee

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:30:12 2017 No.17041119 >>17041114 Then let me keep the Automaton, I'm an addict.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:31:19 2017 No.17041125 >>17041119 Melon pls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:32:10 2017 No.17041129 >>17041112 Like I said, you're on your own

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:32:36 2017 No.17041133 >>17041096 She's an angel. She fell and lost her halo. Fallen angel.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:32:52 2017 No.17041136 >>17041095 Excited, wobbling softrabbit begging for it on one side while cool, confident and luxuriously giant-breasted Hatter makes me beg for it on the other? Sign me up! I just hope I can satisfy them both.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:33:15 2017 No.17041139 >>17041125 Melon? >>17041133 That's not a pun though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:34:17 2017 No.17041146 >>17041139 Melons are addicted to coffee and cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:35:09 2017 No.17041151 >>17041129 Oh well, I'll just accept my life now.

Anonymous Thu May 18 10:35:29 2017 No.17041154

>Waifu notices you looking at rough porn, but really likes Gentle Femdom.
>Puts on a soft shirt and sticks your head in it, putting you between her breasts.
>Starts giving you a handjob.
>By the time she mentions the aphrodisiac lube you've already cum three times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:37:09 2017 No.17041166 >>17041133 I bet something fell on your head when you were little too, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:37:54 2017 No.17041169 >>17041146 I'm not addicted to cocks, gosh.

Anonymous Thu May 18 10:41:33 2017 No.17041180

>>17041136
Yep, she'd even be offering to 'top you off' with some of her own leaky chests.

The hatter would just 'ufufu' and drink her tea, although she may pop a few buttons on her shirt, and if you open a tea kettle you may find a super busty dormouse relaxing within

They're gonna milk you dry, although cuddling will be mandatory

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:41:47 2017 No.17041183 >>17041154 This is what I need. Especially if she teases me about watching that kind of porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:43:17 2017 No.17041194 >>17041154 I can live with gentle femdom alright. Still want some spice there though.

Anonymous Thu May 18 10:46:48 2017 No.17041215

>>17041139
I guess my tired mind just saw the setup as an open invitation to make a joke about an angel that merely tripped and lost her halo under a bed or something as a 'fallen angel', should've just posted Charon and called her one. Would it have been a pun then?

Anonymous Thu May 18 10:50:37 2017 No.17041233

>>17041180
We're in quite the predicament here. I love Dormice and March Hares, I really love Mad Hatters, and I REALLY like bakunyuu. That tea party would very quickly turn into a Me party, meaning id be the one providing all the refreshments to such a wonderful crew.
I'd promise myself to all of them on the spot. Endless days of wild crazy lotus with the Hare, suffocating milky nursing handjobs and dickthrone for the Hatter, and constant rough and indulging groping sleeprape for the Dormouse. Sounds too perfect, this is the best End imaginable!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:50:38 2017 No.17041234 >>17041154 Holy shit how long would my head be stuck on there for me to cum three times with a handy? Did she poison her tits with aphrodisiacs or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:51:01 2017 No.17041236 >>17040874 Can I have the goblin please?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 10:53:26 2017 No.17041251 >>17041233 Another successful visit to bukanyuu wonderland!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:04:42 2017 No.17041313 >>17041233 Every day you wake up with a little cake and three sets of giant tits smothering your dick while they softly wish you a happy unbirthday

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:07:08 2017 No.17041332 >>17041313 What happens when it's your actual birthday?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:08:38 2017 No.17041338 File: 964 KB, 1017x1298, ba79656e597cc2636fe19d884b45b268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:09:06 2017 No.17041344 >>17041313 >Dormouse falls asleep at the end of singing and starts nuzzling anon's Dick Cute Although this makes me wonder what they do for his actual birthday

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:11:28 2017 No.17041359 >>17039720 I want to inhale those shoes

Anonymous Thu May 18 11:15:53 2017 No.17041374

>>17041313
It's times like these I wish I had a 'temporarily gain two more dicks' potion...
>>17041344
>yawns right onto it softly suckling and drooling on it while peaceful sleeping
Perfect. I'm sure the Hare would be vigorous and eager to go fast and wet. While the Hatter would never break eye contact and tease the tip with her tongue before going in for a loooong full deepthroat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:17:40 2017 No.17041382 >>17041374 Yep, each would have their own way of giving you a blowjob...but which would get pregnant first?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:29:10 2017 No.17041418 >>17041382 Oh I'd have no way of knowing. But as soon as one does you can bet I'll make sure the others do within the week even if they need their wombs overstuffed to do so. Probably the Hatter though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:30:30 2017 No.17041428 >>17040874 Automat(i)on just had to come with the worst deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:35:17 2017 No.17041456 >>17041418 Sounds cute, although this raises the question of how big they'll get from lactation. Also how your going to get the dormouse around considering her chest size and the amount of kids she's carrying

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:41:36 2017 No.17041494 >>17039720 What happens when you walk in on your Apophis momster looking like this?

Anonymous Thu May 18 11:42:14 2017 No.17041501

>>17041456
Big enough that their unrestrained chests sprawl out heavily on the tea table lazily leaking streams of sweet milk constantly. A lovely and loving mess wherever we go, all of us stained white in one way or another.
As for the cute super-pregnant Dormouse, I'd get her an extra large teacup, fill it with cute pillows and bedding, and install wheels on the bottom so it can be pushed around while she sleeps tenderly. With of course many times id visit inside to 'check up' on her.

Anonymous Thu May 18 11:49:27 2017 No.17041534

>>17041501
Sounds nice, although I imagine it would be difficult for the hatter to be smug with her goods out in the open like that.

Playing with them so you hear them slosh would be fun.

And pamper that dormouse, although you should be careful lest she put on a bunch of baby weight

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 11:59:09 2017 No.17041581 What Monstergirls would be into yandere men.

Anonymous Thu May 18 11:59:39 2017 No.17041582

>>17041534
She'd be smug when she knows how addicted I'd be to them and all it takes to get me worshipping them orally is a simple suggestion on her end. And sounds like that really make me diamonds. I want to sleep hearing them coming from all three girls all around me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:02:52 2017 No.17041596 >>17041581 The ones that like dominant dudes and are into some maso stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:04:24 2017 No.17041602 >>17041596 The shit ones then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:04:54 2017 No.17041609 >>17041582 The best part of overly large, extremely milky breasts, hearing and watching them slosh about. That and watching small girls struggle to heft theirs around

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:04:58 2017 No.17041610 >>17041581 Will o Wisp

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:07:55 2017 No.17041624 >>17041581 Shirohebi, if you're both that crazy about each other you can be sure the other isn't cheating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:08:38 2017 No.17041630 >>17041602 Especially the shit ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:10:20 2017 No.17041636 Is it true that all lamias have the yandere strain in them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:11:23 2017 No.17041640 >>17041581 The ones with bad taste

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:11:41 2017 No.17041642 >>17041636 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:12:26 2017 No.17041649 >>17041636 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:12:49 2017 No.17041652 >>17041581 >yandere men Can't imagine this any other way than the nicest-person-you'll-ever-meet maymay.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:13:04 2017 No.17041654 >>17041642 >>17041649 Anons don't make me confused!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:13:13 2017 No.17041655 >>17041636 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:14:58 2017 No.17041665 >>17041636 Every reptile is a bit possessive but being yandere is uncommon. >>17041652 Male yanderes are pretty normal in real life but it's not cure so they don't use it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:15:52 2017 No.17041669 >>17041654 Lamias are possessive and get easily jealous, you tell me.

Anonymous Thu May 18 12:16:10 2017 No.17041671

Sabbath has been invading my sleep for the last week. Every time I close my eyes I see only little girls, somehow through twisted logic my mind equals 'waking early' to 'underage', snooze button is 'nap time with imouto'. Every night and morning, little girls swarming my mind.

I'm scared. I don't want to turn into lolicon, all my favorite MGs are Ara ara goddesses. Well, I mean, I would lick Yuriel-sama feet like any other guy, but she is exception to the rule.
Did reading Legendary Zangyaku-san affect me this hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:18:04 2017 No.17041685 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62959047 Rape is imminent.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:19:10 2017 No.17041689 >>17041671 SABBATH'D

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:20:13 2017 No.17041697 >>17041685 No man can resist the insulting allure of a vulnerable Atlach Nacha. Nacho a best

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:20:27 2017 No.17041698 >>17041671 >Yuriel Is that one of the smug lolis? Cause if so you already have a bit of pathetic lolicon in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:21:56 2017 No.17041706 >>17041671 Hush. Don't fight it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:22:51 2017 No.17041717 >>17041671 Don't try to resist it anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:24:14 2017 No.17041723 >>17041636 I want some oppai loli hebis

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:24:34 2017 No.17041727 File: 54 KB, 640x536, 1475625795369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17041671 >I don't want to turn into lolicon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:24:49 2017 No.17041730 >>17041671 Nobody cares. >these replies Nobody with a brain then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:25:29 2017 No.17041736 >>17041609 Amen to both of those. This Dormouse is definitely an Oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:26:55 2017 No.17041747 File: 599 KB, 811x1200, Let's go to the pool oniisan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Griffon-chan can't wait to try out her new swimsuit this summer!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:27:51 2017 No.17041753 >>17041730 Don't worry, anon. I'm sure someone will care about you soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:27:59 2017 No.17041754 >>17041736 Would you help her out whenever she tries to walk and is struggling with her bust or would you watch her sway and walk with her wobbling chest?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:28:23 2017 No.17041758 >>17041685 He's about to become purge material

Anonymous Thu May 18 12:28:59 2017 No.17041763
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>>17041697
I'm absolutely thrilled with it, I expected Atlach Nacha to get no art because of how weird she is but nope, seems fairly popular in terms of art compared to most girls from the book.
Sometimes nice things happen and this is one of those times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:29:22 2017 No.17041764 >>17041753 I care about that anon. I think he deserves a hug from an MG he lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:33:09 2017 No.17041783 >>17041747 She's cute, gonna help her get ready for summer by teaching her about the muscle boosting abilities of minomilk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:33:17 2017 No.17041784 >>17041763 Agreed. Nacho deserves love and I can't wait to see the best slide.

Anonymous Thu May 18 12:33:19 2017 No.17041785

>>17041754
I'd watch for a bit to see her adorable scrunched up face as she struggles to maintain her balance before catching her and hoisting her up to ride around piggybacked on my shoulders. Even if her enormous bust did hang down and smoosh over my head low enough to block most of my vision.
And I hope they'd only get bigger from there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:34:31 2017 No.17041799 >>17041747 The reflections on that swimsuit make me worry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:35:36 2017 No.17041808 >>17041799 Relax, it's just P U F F Y

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:36:39 2017 No.17041818 >>17041808 Well then, she's really cute! Griffom imouto is cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:38:28 2017 No.17041826 >>17041818 i want to flick her ahoge and feed her ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:39:47 2017 No.17041833 >>17041785 But how big is too big? She's not going to get a lot of exercise if you carry her everywhere

Anonymous Thu May 18 12:40:45 2017 No.17041841

>>17039708
Guys only have panic attacks when approaching 3DPD because they are 3DPD, plus now the toxic atmosphere where everything is "harassmemt" if done by an unattractive guy. Anons would not have these problems with monster girls as there is no likely risk of rejection, no matter how unattractive they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:45:46 2017 No.17041868 >>17041841 >Anons would not have these problems with monster girls as there is no likely risk of rejection, no matter how unattractive they are. Patheticfags will still find a way to fuck it up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:46:23 2017 No.17041874 >>17041868 I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:46:35 2017 No.17041878 >>17041868 >implying you can fuck it up with an MG She'll just think it's cute

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:47:10 2017 No.17041882 >>17041868 >Patheticfags Post disregarded, people who use this are just as cancerous as the other extreme.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:48:02 2017 No.17041886 >>17041747 Griffon-chan is cute! Can't wait to molest her in her new swimsuit this summer!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:48:10 2017 No.17041887 >>17041882 >He got upset by the banter >t. Patheticfag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:49:12 2017 No.17041893 >>17041886 Do not molest the imouto

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:50:09 2017 No.17041896 >>17041887 Patheticfags are the best posters in these threads. After all they remind everyone else that there's someone more miserable than them out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:50:14 2017 No.17041897 >>17041887 He's right though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:50:15 2017 No.17041898 >>17041887 As long as you're not r9k tier you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:50:46 2017 No.17041903 >>17041887 Upset? I didn't feel any emotion for it at all, you don't need to feel strongly to know someone is a fag. It's like seeing two alps walking down the street holding hands, are you emotional for realizing they're fags?

Anonymous Thu May 18 12:50:47 2017 No.17041904

>>17041874
" Uh, ah, I was going to say something. I forgot. Sorry for bothering you. Sorry. I'll go now. Bye."
>" You don't have to leave. I think I see the problem here-you're nervous. The only way to deal with that is with experience. Stay a while. I'll have you confident in, say, twenty minutes. We'll have plenty of time from here on out to work on your technique, sweetheart~. "
Bam, waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:51:12 2017 No.17041907 >>17041896 >After all they remind everyone else that there's someone more miserable than them out there. But that's Anthony Burch's job

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:51:48 2017 No.17041909 >>17041898 Shit. I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:52:23 2017 No.17041913 >>17041868 Nah, she will just think its cute and husbando him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:53:13 2017 No.17041919 >>17041903 Wait, if a gay couple exist in MGE, and they alp, do they become two alps? Or does the gayest one alp while the other doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:53:53 2017 No.17041923 >>17041909 If you are one of those r9k kind of people you're fucked a few levels beyond what this discussion is supposed to be about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:54:07 2017 No.17041926 >>17041893 School swimsuits are an open invitation to get molested.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:55:51 2017 No.17041938 >>17041833 She doesn't need to worry about that. She just needs to be as comfy and sleepy and cuddly as possible, and I'll squeeze all the other problems away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:56:33 2017 No.17041944 >>17041923 I already know that. Waifus are the only spot of hope I have. I refuse to believe that at least one monster girl wouldn't take the chance to snag a cute virgin. Who knows, maybe a Unicorn with a healing fetish will find me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:56:48 2017 No.17041947 >>17041841 Nah, I'm sure people would still be shy around MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:57:47 2017 No.17041950 >>17041904 More like I'd never even approach them in the first place. Luckily monstergirls also solve this problem by usually being the ones to initiate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:58:21 2017 No.17041954 >>17041919 Gays can exist without alping, it's only when mamono mana is involved somehow that they do. In the case that they both alp they would probably go to find a guy together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 12:59:27 2017 No.17041960 >>17041954 >Gays can exist without alping, it's only when mamono mana is involved somehow that they do. That's what I was referring to. >In the case that they both alp they would probably go to find a guy together. Cute!

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:03:10 2017 No.17041976

>>17041960
>Anon marries two stage one Alps who came onto him together
>Everyone thinks he's hella gay
>Years later he's got two hourglass towering identical sex goddesses fawning lewdly all over him
>Everyone thinks he's hella lucky
Could definitely go for this

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:03:36 2017 No.17041980

>>17041960
>Cute!
It kinda is in a weird way.

It's the same thing that happens if human lesbians get turned into monster girls or a lesbian gets corrupted by a monster girl, they will likely go off to find a dick to share. Now that shit's hot, dicking lesbians is my fetish.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:04:41 2017 No.17041983

>>17041944
There's a difference between being a socially awkward virgin and being an unhygienic autistic manchild who pretends he hates chads and stacies and unironically posts angry pepe images all day on a chinese cartoon image board in an attempt to fit in.
You're probably fine in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:05:34 2017 No.17041987 >>17041685 Its well drawn and all but I wonder why he didn't draw her spider legs. A bit disappointed too that it looks like the guy won't be transformed by her chasing down and biting him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:06:26 2017 No.17041990 >>17041983 >unironically posts angry pepe images all day on a chinese cartoon image board in an attempt to fit in. Wait, we're supposed to be posting those ironically?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:07:13 2017 No.17041993 >>17041990 Anon you're scaring me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:07:43 2017 No.17041996 >>17041938 Well, just be careful if you squeeze her middle. She may be sleeping but she's still self conscious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:08:22 2017 No.17042001 >>17041987 My guess is that she's going to catch him off guard and bite him during sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:09:07 2017 No.17042008 >>17041987 Yeah that is a bit disappointing, but still nice. And although I do love the idea of her chasing him down and biting him. Like a lot. Him being inticied into her trap of him raping him is a little closer to ththe profile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:09:53 2017 No.17042011 >>17041919 Among the many alp questions KC has answered, he's stated that whether one alps or not can come down to whether they want to have sex as a woman or a man more.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:11:01 2017 No.17042017

>>17041874
> "Why are you so nervous? You are too rapeable you know? Its too dangerous for you to be alone. It looks like you need protection and I am just the girl you need for that. By the way, I am not asking you, I am just informing you how it is going to be, cutie."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:11:47 2017 No.17042019 >>17042011 Well I guess due to the affects of monsters on men sex, her most definitely prefer the alp. >the only instance where choosing the alp is the straightest option

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:12:44 2017 No.17042024 >>17042008 >him raping him Monster boys not allowed. That was an unfortunate typo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:13:38 2017 No.17042029 >>17041950 Just be on their presence. Go to a plain wearing a red shirt, or get to a graveyard loudly proclaiming how scared you are and how you wish someone protected you.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:14:21 2017 No.17042035

>>17042008
>Him being inticied into her trap of him raping him is a little closer to ththe profile.

Assuming you mean "him raping her," actually both happen according to the profile. The man is enticed into her lair, then if she sees he is aroused she will begin insulting him and try to bite him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:18:04 2017 No.17042050 >>17042029 Why is it assumed Hellhounds like guys who want to be protected? This is not stated in the profile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:19:58 2017 No.17042058 >>17042050 Oh boy, here we go again.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:21:32 2017 No.17042065

>>17042050
It's just stated they're protective and want a man to know his place.

That doesn't mean that they will exclusively go for that type of person since like most monsters they're pretty indiscriminate rapists but it might be a nice bonus for one if she jumps a man and finds out he already knows what he's in for.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:26:52 2017 No.17042083

>>17042065
I am not saying they go exclusively for those guys. But still it seems to be common knowledgement that they find guys that want or need protection as some sort of "prime husband material"
Not saying it is not true, maybe it is. I am just curious where this info comes from.

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:30:10 2017 No.17042096

>>17042083
Yeah I know you weren't, just explaining why people say it. Mostly thread canon spawned from their nature of how they treat their man and wishful thinking on the part of some people.

They treat any man like that regardless of his personality or if he wants protecting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:35:22 2017 No.17042121 >>17041747 I wonder, if you were a teacher at MGC's school system, when you mention a pool party for graduation, do you think they will bring up "That Pool"?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:36:45 2017 No.17042130 >>17042121 The couch > the pool

Anonymous Thu May 18 13:41:33 2017 No.17042155

>>17041947
I dont think so, I am as akward with girls as I can be. But when I first met my online ex gf for the first time, I was very confident and had no problems making moves, even if that was the first time I met her. The only difference was that I knew rejection, getting laughed at or "ew creep"-like shit was not a danger here.

Same with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:48:07 2017 No.17042173 File: 92 KB, 600x600, 1481519900742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Automatons resistant to legos? They're made from a metal so advanced no one can recreate it in MGE after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:50:33 2017 No.17042186 Reminder that Kikimoras make alpha Chads who go on to do great things and be happy. While Shoggoths just make pathetic sad sacks happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:51:20 2017 No.17042189 >>17042173 Even eldritch beings are weak to legos. If a shogg tries to becomes a piece of it she's struck with severe pain for days.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:52:00 2017 No.17042194 >>17042186 I'd rather have a Satyros butler anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:52:10 2017 No.17042195 >>17042173 Poor Ram, someone get her consolatory burger.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:54:54 2017 No.17042207 >>17042173 Only if they're hovering. If they walk on one they often need a replacement foot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 13:59:02 2017 No.17042224 >>17042173 If they are, I'm sure a helpful Gremlin will soon invent electrified metal lego bricks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:15:05 2017 No.17042270 >>17042121 Probably. If someone builds a replica of that pool it'd be a tourist attraction. >tfw a Lilim and her husband keeps hogging the pool

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:15:56 2017 No.17042272 >>17041763 This image bothers me. I'm not even a foot guy, and they decide to cut it off at her toes here. Not the heel, not the middle of the foot, just the toes. It's unusual framing and I resent it.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:16:31 2017 No.17042275

>>17042050
>With their excellent sense of smell, they acutely sense the odor of the human men who will end up as their prey, and attack and rape them as soon as they find them without any regard for consent.
>As far they are concerned, a human man is a weak, fragile being that they should force into submission as their own male. For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own.

>attack and rape them as soon as they find them without any regard for consent.
>force into submission as their own male
>break the male before them into submission
Protectionfags and patheticfags blown the fuck out. People always cherrypick a couple of lines from the Hellhound profile where they aren't being massive bitches and claim it means they're actually nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:21:24 2017 No.17042292 >>17042275 It also says that this sex won't actually hurt them, but instead cause intense pleasure.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:25:26 2017 No.17042306

>>17042275
>Hellhound has the choice between weak guy and strong guy
>even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them
Remember anons, the stronger you are the more a hellhound will be into you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:28:49 2017 No.17042316 >Patheticfags I'd like to see this meme stop. Primarily because I don't believe that many actually exist, and it really seems like all the rest are falseflagging

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:30:12 2017 No.17042319 File: 431 KB, 815x1203, 1452855829147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042306 >Be averagefag >Monsters out to get you >Decide to get strong to avoid such fate >It just arouses them more This is why The Order exists

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:32:07 2017 No.17042322 >>17042316 I think it's just one autistic guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:32:39 2017 No.17042324 File: 375 KB, 1120x1426, bedroom_eyes_by_matsu_sensei-d8qp183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042319 This is why you hit the gym to impress the minotaur trainer with your dedication to lifting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:33:33 2017 No.17042327 >>17042319 >join the order >get raped by desperate human girls >even the priestess is encouraging it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:34:44 2017 No.17042332 >>17042324 Minotaurs are shit though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:35:04 2017 No.17042336 >>17042322 Others will mimic him eventually though, which annoys me because it only encourages more blatantly pathetic posting.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:35:23 2017 No.17042338

>>17042306
> lets take a line and misrepresent it as meaning something else for the singular purpose of trying to piss people off
> literally the only thing this means is "guys are either ready to submit or need to be adjusted to submit" and mentions nothing about preferences
Interesting use of your time, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:36:00 2017 No.17042341 >>17042319 I'm sure some would just fuck off, but salamanders and the like just get way too attached. It's why you need to mask your scent so they don't follow you. >>17042327 Human girls aren't monsters. I doubt they would just rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:38:09 2017 No.17042345 Getting an enthusiastic blowjob from your blindfolded daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:38:16 2017 No.17042346 >>17042324 I want to wink at her and ask if she's all natty while pointing at her protein cannons, then ask if she'll spot me.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:38:17 2017 No.17042347

>>17042275
Except you know, the part where it says that "breaking" isn't really all that rough and they take great care not to hurt a man.
https://i.imgur.com/KuB5Tof.jpg
Does that look violent or rough to you? No of course not, it's bog standard cowgirl sex. You have to remember the whole brutal pelvis breaking rape thing is just a misconception of western fans and KC himself has said that "rape" in MGE basically amounts to being pushy and overly seductive to the point a man just accepts it.
The scholar's words are massive exaggerations and it's only western fans who have a problem understanding this.
>>17042316
Anyone who says it seriously without false flagging or being ironic needs to take a good breath of matango spores but I've got a feeling >>17042322 is right, the posting style feels very familiar every time it's said.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:39:13 2017 No.17042353

>>17042319
>Anon becomes a knight because fuck being a Paladin.
>Fighting a Cheshire who's trying to gut him with a rapier.
>He accidentally gropes her ass
>She gets flustered and denies that she enjoyed the feeling.
>Anon now has a tsun Cheshire following him around making sure he "doesn't molest other women."
>Anon kinda feels awkward that his old paladin sparring partner from the academy hasn't realized she's monsterized yet.
>She always was kinda dense.

>>17042324
So you want her to see you lifting weights and shyly come over to spot you? If you go down this path it's going to end in rough milky Moo-snu with the intent to impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:40:10 2017 No.17042357 >>17042338 The same could be said to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:40:22 2017 No.17042358 >>17042347 He's saying it's likely just one autistic guy, likely you, who actually does the spergy patheticposting How embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:41:01 2017 No.17042360 >>17042353 >because fuck being a Paladin delet this

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:41:50 2017 No.17042362

>>17042341
But anon, they need to ensure that the human species remains pure and numerous.
Male initiates to Paladin Orders would probably get gang raped by haughty female Paladins and Paladin Initiates all the time to "bless them with your seed".
If you're really unlucky maybe you'll even be the /fit/ CC Sister Superior's breeding stud.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:42:01 2017 No.17042363

>>17042347
>Anyone who says it seriously without false flagging or being ironic needs to take a good breath of matango spores
I agree, but I was referring to the people who make pathetic posts without a hint of subtlety, trying to get others, or to then samefag themselves and go "look at this patheticfag." It's annoying.

That and it's pretty insulting. Like, nigger, do you think I can't see what you're doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:42:28 2017 No.17042365 >>17042347 Anon...

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:43:49 2017 No.17042369

>>17042360
Being a knight is better than being a Paladin anon. You're not beholden to the church and so have more freedoms.
Also, no restrictions on what you can wield and wear. And you can actually own property and not have an arranged marriage to some nobleman's paladin daughter. You might get to end up with anything from a baker's daughter to a princess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:43:55 2017 No.17042370 >>17042347 >Does that look violent or rough to you? >one cannot hope to escape copulation, they will continue to slam their hips into the man as overwhelming lust burns within their eyes Sounds pretty violent desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:44:07 2017 No.17042371 >>17042363 >>17042365 Well shit I misread, I think I need a 4th coffee. >>17042358 You nigger I don't even care for the protection side of them, I just want a monster girl to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:45:11 2017 No.17042374 >>17042362 >Monsters invade and the Sister becomes a cleric Dark Priest >breeding stud position utterly unchanged Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:45:42 2017 No.17042377 >>17042362 They are already pretty numerous and female paladins wouldn't be all super cutie anime girl type. The most rape that would be happening is a bunch of bandits teaming up on a paladin and raping her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:46:07 2017 No.17042380 >>17042345 How enthusiastic?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:47:16 2017 No.17042385 File: 158 KB, 1024x1271, 1431328367004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042324 Great big Cow Cannons!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:47:22 2017 No.17042386 >>17042374 Well I mean, if you want a muscular paladin commander to turn into a soft Dark Priest and unleash all her bottled up lust on you, more power to you. >>17042377 Anon, do you even know what setting you're in? Get that shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:47:41 2017 No.17042389 >>17042347 >https://i.imgur.com/KuB5Tof.jpg Her right hand is literally around the guy's throat and she's holding him down with the left, I don't know how this is helping your argument.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:48:06 2017 No.17042392 Do you think Druella ever randomly just dabs and chucks a Dark Matter bomb deep into Order territory for shits and giggles?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:48:56 2017 No.17042395 >>17042385 Perfect for obscuring your dick and making you watch as your sperm starts leaking out from between them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:48:58 2017 No.17042397 >>17042386 We are talking about humans in the setting, not the monsters.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:49:13 2017 No.17042398

>>17042370
Again, the scholar's words and he's prone to being a bit dramatic with his wording. She's literally just holding him down with her arms and slamming her hips up and down like a porn star, it's nothing special.
Visuals speak a lot louder than an unreliable narrator's words.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:50:04 2017 No.17042400 >>17042397 Yeah I know. Bandits would already have wives in this setting and the order making it's men impregnate it's women is hot. Generic female knight doujin plots are not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:50:06 2017 No.17042401 >>17042392 Lilim don't dab.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:50:27 2017 No.17042403 >>17042385 Go be perfect somewhere else Vanessa Spiked milk lactation, get drunk while you fuck, it's just not fair

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:50:37 2017 No.17042406
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How many of you are actually prepared for an encounter with your favorite species?

>Having to piece together clues in your day to day life, to realize a Mindflayer has been living with you for months now.
>Getting spontaneously pulled into a pocket dimension by a Mimic
>The most beautiful, most incredible Cupid you've ever seen, approached to apologize for sticking you with her misfire.

There are some girls where the first encounter matters more than anything. Are you prepared for your strength and will to be tested?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:51:10 2017 No.17042407 >>17042306 It says nothing about her prefering stronger guys. It just means both, weak and strong are acceptable for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:51:18 2017 No.17042409 I want to win over a tiny, tubby tanuki with homebaked goods and all natural ingredients

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:51:37 2017 No.17042410

>>17042389
Holding, not strangling/gripping. Massive difference.

You seen that shit all the time in 3dpd porn, it's not to be rough but to put yourself in a position of control to show that you could do something if you wanted. Not that I watch that sort of shit but seen it in gifs a lot over the years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:52:57 2017 No.17042415 >>17042409 Tiny as in short, petite, loli or pocket raccoon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:53:12 2017 No.17042416 >>17042400 Hold up, let's change that then. The bandits wielding their cursed sword wives stab the paladin and then she becomes a cursed sword herself and husbandos a random, lonely bandit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:53:44 2017 No.17042419 >>17042409 Would you fuck her in reversed suspended congress so you get to see her try and fail to keep her businesswoman dignity before she gives in and gives herself to the pleasure?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:54:15 2017 No.17042421 >>17042406 Not sure what I'd have to do though anon. Like really I'll just try winging it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:55:07 2017 No.17042422 >>17042407 >>17042338 There's a whole lot of bait going around, I'm starting to think the people who hate hellhounds and used to bait with sub ones realized people got bored of biting and switched to the "they only go with chads :^)" style of fishing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:55:23 2017 No.17042424 >>17042421 Depends on the species you encounter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:55:38 2017 No.17042427 >>17042415 Normally I'd say petite but today I'm going with a loli. I'd make her cakes, cookies, and pies and all other kinds of things with fresh things. Like all natural holst milk!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:57:01 2017 No.17042433 >>17042427 >cakes, cookies, and pies and all other kinds of things Enjoy your tubby little Tanuki.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:57:03 2017 No.17042434

>>17042416
See now that's better.
Gang of bandits with cursed sword wives initiating a scared new member by corrupting a Paladin girl into a cursed sword and then leaving him with her to get raped.
If he comes back he's in, if he doesn't then clearly his wife was too strong for him.

Anonymous Thu May 18 14:57:36 2017 No.17042436

>>17042398
As the one that translated that, I can grasp the intent behind the picture. The scholar pointed out that it appeared violent, but closed the caption with "so it seems".
In other words, from the outside looking in it looks like he's just being brutally raped, but the reality of what's happening is left vague. Most likely to allow someone to insert with their own ideas of what's happening on a deeper level.
In other other words: "Whatever gets your rocks off, kiddo."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:57:57 2017 No.17042438 >>17042419 Yep. Today, though, I'm feeling being her 'throne' for an all day meeting so I can pop manticore venom and watch her try to remain calm while the middle of her suit bloats out from the seed being pumped into her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:59:23 2017 No.17042441 >>17042406 Not at all hell even she wouldn't be prepared. I'd imagine Pharaoh waking up and we both awkwardly stare at each other before her monster instincts makes us both prepared for sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 14:59:58 2017 No.17042443 >>17042433 I will. I'll make them when she wants and as many as she wants, making sure she always has fresh cupcakes to take to lunch. May make her gym teacher mad at me but I'm fine with that

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:02:02 2017 No.17042447

>>17042406
>Cupid approaches
>Heels clacking, legs literally go up to heaven, perfect hips, taut tummy, and plump tits shake lightly as she lightly jogs forward with a concerned look on her perfect face, lips in a slight pout
>Oh shit, she's coming straight for you
>Waves an arm to get your attention
>That armpit hnng
>"Um- sir? Sir, I'm terribly sorry, but um... I-I think I may have accidentally hit you with a love arrow..."
>Her voice is like a choir of wedding bells
>She's fidgeting and averting her eyes so cute it's giving you a heart attack
>Oh god now she's stepping closer
>"...it makes you fall in love with the first one you see, so..."
>Fuck she's so close now, her perfume is divine, you can see the light sweat rolling down her brown skin
>"...I should, um..."
>Oh god oh god oh god she's reaching her hand out over your chest oh god
>"...t-take... take responsibility!"

I'd die.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:02:25 2017 No.17042449

>>17042441
>The worlds merge.
>Anon wakes up next to a curvy NEET Pharaoh sleeping in the buff.
>The first thing he sees in the morning is her plump tits obscuring his vision as she holds him close in her sleep.
>When she wakes up seconds later they stare at each other for a good four minutes.
>Before anon can say anything the Pharaoh uses her God Voice to command him to "Get hard" and "Fuck me!"
>Five hours later they're cuddling in bed both happy to know that the other is real.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:07:00 2017 No.17042470 >>17042385 Shake Weights are a good way for Monster Girls to show off their sexual skills, while using them they can look smugly at passing men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIJlEsIVZQ

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:07:42 2017 No.17042472 >>17042447 Sounds heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:07:52 2017 No.17042473 File: 725 KB, 776x1200, Cupid white.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042447 Dammit. That would be so unfair but so perfect.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:08:17 2017 No.17042476
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>>17042406
It basically comes down to who gets the drop on who. I could probably handle one on my own if I surprised her, but two or more would likely secure my place as a breeding slave. Even then, I'd just have to wait for a chance to isolate them, or romance them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:09:41 2017 No.17042481 >>17042470 >Shake Weights I read that as "Snake Wights"...

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:10:06 2017 No.17042483

>>17042398
The paw at his neck, clearly taking the form of a hold. Makes it evident she is physically restraining him from leaving. But I dont see why it is wrong, is hot. Having a first hand experience of the strenght that your waifu protects you with, as she pins you down and rapes you, without you being able to do anything about it, is hot. Plus the allure of knowing she is so into you she will take you by force. Plus knowing she can at any moment just pin you down and rape the shit out of you.

I dont like this watered down "she is only pushy until you agree", one of the main points of Hellhound is how rapey she is and how she will use her superior strenght to force you to become her husband, if you are weaker than her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:10:36 2017 No.17042485 What would you do if it turned out your waifu was a massive NEET?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:11:50 2017 No.17042488 >>17042473 I need more Cupid re-colour edits in my life.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:11:59 2017 No.17042490

>>17042438
Mean, at least let her recover. She can't conduct meetings if her head keeps tilting back wile her tongue lolls out and she drools from hours of overstimulation. Also, no fondling no fondling her tummy and meaty thighs during business hours!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:21 2017 No.17042491 >>17042406 I would need a trio of P'Orcs to be outside my house and tell me they're ready to raid. Gonna counter attack so hard that they'll be confused but heart pupiling

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:31 2017 No.17042492

>>17042327
>"Come on Anon, don't struggle.The Goddess teaches that it's a man's duty to continue the human race."
>"So it's wrong to deny the Goddess. A good pious boy like yourself would realize that."
>"So make Her smile down on you and offer yourself up to plenty of women."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:37 2017 No.17042493 File: 876 KB, 1764x2016, 1492926483584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 I'm anticipating a lot of monkey business.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:52 2017 No.17042496 >>17042485 As long as she takes cares of the housework that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:53 2017 No.17042495 >>17042485 Pre-order a bunch of games I've been on the fence about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:12:56 2017 No.17042497 >>17042488 Congratulate her. 99% of mamono are likely neets anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:13:33 2017 No.17042500 File: 788 KB, 776x1200, Dark Cupid blonde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042488 This is probably the rarest one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:14:50 2017 No.17042505 >>17042500 It's a good one, but I don't think anything will ever surpass the white and blue cupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:15:26 2017 No.17042507 >>17042490 She'll be fine, even if she lets out little moans, squeaks, and rubs her overstuffed womb as every load pushes it out further. And I can grope her thighs, bottom, and belly whenever I want! Still gonna give her sweets too

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:15:27 2017 No.17042508 >>17042447 See, I'm more for the sardonic cupid myself. Totally not into the sappy stuff, clearly worn out by her job, prone to taunting and making jokes. How to put it... I want to shut up a baggy-eyed and manic cupid's complaining with hugs!

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:15:45 2017 No.17042509

>>17042483
>I dont like this watered down "she is only pushy until you agree", one of the main points of Hellhound is how rapey she is and how she will use her superior strenght to force you to become her husband, if you are weaker than her.
Take it up with KC then, he's the one that said baka gaijins have the wrong idea about what rape means in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:16:08 2017 No.17042512 >>17042485 Mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:16:27 2017 No.17042513 File: 519 KB, 1024x1024, 1e5097c47e66ab37cd09beabb89fe535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 all i gotta do is wear red and enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:18:02 2017 No.17042518 >>17042406 >Getting seduced by a busty smugfox I wouldn't even know how to react, and likely I'd come off as really awkward.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:19:26 2017 No.17042522

>>17042389
I get you mate is like:
> Wanting to marry a Hellhound
> Not wanting her to use force to put your dick inside her
> Not wanting her to use force to put you in your place

This is as annoying as the anons that want to marry a Salamder while being weak.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:21:02 2017 No.17042524

>>17042492
> "Human"
> Succubus family
> A very subtle type of monstergirl, considered a sleeper agent of sorts. Slowly corrupts the thoughts of their human community over time with lewd thoughts and ideas, masking them as innocent. Able to consume normal human food, and use the small amount of spirit energy inside of it to mask their demonic nature. Most insidious by design, their corruption nature is a passive effect they may not even be aware of.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:21:52 2017 No.17042526

>>17042522
I wouldn't say it's on the same level one bit, hellhounds don't give one shit either way. If anything in their profile is clear it's that they're not fussy.
You don't even need to use force to be on top, if you try to then she will let you without resistance.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:22:27 2017 No.17042529

>>17042507
>And I can grope her thighs, bottom, and belly whenever I want!
Just because she finds you just right for filling her achingly empty pussy up and magnanimously lets you feed her delicious pastries, doesn't mean you can do whatever you want to her, silly boyim.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:23:07 2017 No.17042532 >>17042389 She's restraining him, not fucking choking him. KC says they're rough in that the sex is intense and they can go a lot longer than you can. He goes out of his way to state that even then they take care not to hurt their male.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:23:16 2017 No.17042534 >>17042509 What if I tell her I actually want her to get violent?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:24:16 2017 No.17042537 >>17042485 Very strange compared to her species and what she does.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:24:30 2017 No.17042539 >>17042534 >Are you stupid, kid?

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:24:48 2017 No.17042542

>>17042509
... I think Japan's idea of rape is pretty different from the west too. We are probably too uptight about a lot of things, but then again all the creepy train molester stories I've heard makes me think the might be too relaxed.

Basically though, MGE rape implies that "he was actually asking for it," right?

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:25:54 2017 No.17042546

>>17042529
She doesn't complain when I do!
Just that I'll take some corruption fruit too so when she tries to get up for lunch shes gonna find herself pinned down by the seed, forcing herself to either ask if everyone can eat in or if I can 'carry' her while keeping her plugged on my dick for the meal

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:26:46 2017 No.17042549

>>17042526
>hellhounds don't give one shit either way. If anything in their profile is clear it's that they're not fussy.
What are you even talking about, almost all of the profile is about them being always dom all the time and any time she's on bottom for a short time it's basically just for laughs. If anything, they're the most fussy monster of them all.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:26:50 2017 No.17042550

>TFW society demands you find a pure, gentle and perfect waifu, but the two gyaru turbo-slut succubi that live across the hall from your apartment somehow got a hold of your number and keep sending you nudes, heart emoticons and texts with horrible grammar imploring you to ditch school get to get over there and fuck them at that exact second.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:27:13 2017 No.17042552

>>17042534
I'm sure there's a potion for that which would let her get violent without actually hurting you. There seems to be a potion for everything at times.
>>17042542
I've been trying to look for where KC said it, I've got a feeling it was in his open letter to western fans but that's not where it used to be on his site.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:27:45 2017 No.17042555 >>17042518 > Mofu finds an anon she likes, comes in with the lewdest lines she can think of > He mumbles out a polite, reserved, somewhat frightened responce > Fox switches from "I want to claim that" to "I must protect this" in .2 seconds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:28:00 2017 No.17042556 >>17042539 > Try me. I mean, we can always go to the Unicorn if its more than I can handle. I take full responsibility for this choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:28:47 2017 No.17042561 >>17042550 But I'm disgusted both by that sort of behavior as well as used goods.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:28:50 2017 No.17042562

>>17042549
I mean they're not fussy in terms of what sort of men they go for and if a man wants to bend them over and fuck them like an animal. They want to be in control at the end of the session but apart from that they're very happy to go with the flow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:29:09 2017 No.17042565 >>17042546 Don't cumflate the tiny Tanuki during work!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:30:36 2017 No.17042571 File: 113 KB, 600x800, 3cc6d7a06445c05617ac3ccee19108ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042550 I want this so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:31:02 2017 No.17042574 >>17042550 There is only one thing you could do on that occassion. Go over there and see how they got your number and remember that you can always pump and dump.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:31:43 2017 No.17042577 >>17042561 > implying gyaru isn't just a style to get attention used by lonely virgins who have no appropriate father figures to direct them on how to get a guy's attention you lack perception, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:32:28 2017 No.17042579 >>17042550 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:32:45 2017 No.17042581 >>17042556 >"As usual, you're hopeless on your own. Humans really do have no idea what's good for 'em" >"What would you do without me, eh?" Followed by her raping the stupid out of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:33:31 2017 No.17042584 >>17042532 What if he actually wants her to get rough for real? https://ba.hitomi.la/galleries/823063/21.png

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:33:37 2017 No.17042586 >>17042555 It'd probably be more "I want to protect and tease this" anon. >>17042571 You'd better make sure to do both of them raw anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:33:55 2017 No.17042589 >>17042555 That's the dream.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:34:28 2017 No.17042590

>>17042565
I'll do it everyday at work!
It'll become a more common than not sight for everyone in the office to see!

I want her to try and fight back the pleased little shivers she gets whenever she notices another high level employee eyeing her cum filled stomach.

It also lets her hide how pudgy she's getting from all the sweets that have 'Love You' written on them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:34:57 2017 No.17042593 >>17042561 Pure sluts are a thing, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:35:22 2017 No.17042594 >>17042584 Then he should marry an Ogre instead. They're all about the fight-sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:35:28 2017 No.17042596 >>17042586 >You'd better make sure to do both of them raw anon! I'd skip class to make them both mothers that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:36:25 2017 No.17042601 >>17042550 >two gyaru turbo-slut succubi I'm good, but I'm sure the next guy in their phone's registry will be much more eager.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:37:07 2017 No.17042602 >>17042596 >Having gyarus give birth to possibly your kids I don't know anon, I don't think they would make good mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:37:55 2017 No.17042605 >>17040748 This chart is actually kind of helpful for how various kisses are perceived.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:39:48 2017 No.17042611 File: 892 KB, 1288x1135, holstaurus_by_monorus-d7zrjfb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042550 none of that for me, pure farm girls only

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:41:18 2017 No.17042618 >>17042611 This

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:41:24 2017 No.17042619
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>>17042602
Nonsense, they would make great mothers and I'd help them every step of the way to ensure they were ready.

Every monster girl has it in them to be a great mother, slutty gyaru or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:41:25 2017 No.17042620 >>17040748 All of these. for hours. also in public sometimes too. A needyness for tender affection at all times just gets my heart. > tfw you know what your waifu is thinking by how she clings to you instead of what she says

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:44:42 2017 No.17042632 >>17042619 Well I guess they would have it in then but still, I don't know how I would feel about daughterus growing up to be gyarus like their mother unless you steer them to the right path.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:46:55 2017 No.17042642

>>17042552
Well, couldnt she in theory charge herself with mamono mana and bear you up but with her punches causing pleasure instead of pain?
Similar to how mamono silver doew not cause paij or injury.
To an outside observer it would seem like she is brutally beating the shit out of him, but in reality there is no damage at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:47:43 2017 No.17042645 File: 217 KB, 345x465, I am going to jail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 >an encounter with your favorite species >Familiar

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:48:11 2017 No.17042648 Loli Shirohebi taking care of an orphaned Ryu hatchling in an old shrine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:49:35 2017 No.17042652 >>17042648 I'd take care of both to the best of my ability.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:50:20 2017 No.17042654

>>17042577
>>17042593
But the behavior itself is appalling.
She better wear a skirt that goes down to the floor, and her seduction better be intimate and personal, or I'm telling her to fuck off.
Once we're already together, that's when she can break out the microskirts, thongs and latex, but not before.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:51:01 2017 No.17042656

>>17042590
>Tiny Tubby tanuki is in the middle of a crisis
>If she brings anon to work, he pumps her till she waddles and feels like she's gonna pop
>If she leaves him home, he bakes up a feast for her that she has to eat, regardless of the effects on her waistline

What's a (figuratively) poor tanuki to do?

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:51:14 2017 No.17042658

>>17042632
I'd have no right to steer them from that path, it's how I met their mothers after all and I'd be denying someone the right to do the same.
All monster girl daughters will have sex at some point in their lives anyway and be extremely lewd so it's no difference really except for their fashion sense. Their mothers could be great at bringing them up in other ways though, they would probably be worried sick if the girls were a minute late home for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:51:19 2017 No.17042659 >>17042652 How would you react to them trying to set you up with the daughter of the local Fox Shrine high priestess? How would you react to them saying that you and her would be cute together?

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:51:35 2017 No.17042661
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>>17042542
More or less, MGE humans are portrayed as inherently sexual (described for instance in the kakuen profile) and thus what monsters girls do is freeing them from the sexual repression of the Order.

I'm not sure where the letter is now either, I think it was the one KC wrote to Monster Girl Unlimited before relations went bad between them. Among the things he said though was that:

1. "Rape" is not used in a serious nuance.

2. The feeling male readers are intended to get from depictions of his monster girls raping men is along the lines of "a hot/exotic woman pushes me down, yes!"

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:53:03 2017 No.17042664

>>17042406
>oomukade
My legs would be shaking, I'm actually a little scared of various bugs in real life so seeing her up close and actually in front of me would be intimidating but I'd welcome her with open arms and show that I'm willing to overcome that for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:54:22 2017 No.17042667 >>17042659 That would all depend on how the fox in question is. In any case, I'd appreciate their efforts, since it shows they're good, caring girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:54:51 2017 No.17042671 >>17042406 Honestly being completely unprepared and swept away with no direct control is one of the reasons she's my favorite.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:56:33 2017 No.17042681

>>17042652
>Visit shrine while vacationing in Xipangu
>The shrine is run down and REALLY old
>Instead of a bunch of full grown people tending to it, it's just two or three Shirohebi young enough to still be in grade school
>They're overly shy and can't look you in the eyes when talking
>Can't even sweep properly
>And what the hell is this green thing that keeps grabbing onto your pants like a lost child?
>End up spending vacation helping them out and fixing their place up
>The things you do for kids

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:58:19 2017 No.17042687 >>17042656 Eat part of the feast, box up the rest, and sell that boxed food at her job. Call it "Food from the Heart" or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 15:58:33 2017 No.17042688 >>17042406 A Crow Tengu wouldn't cause any problems unless it was that time of year.

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:58:34 2017 No.17042689
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> Your eyes widen as you hear her utter the command "rape him"
> Your pleas fall in deaf ears as your daughters pin you down
> For the first time since you met her, no protection is coming your way
> She instead, lays down and allow them to have their way with you
> Despite not being nearly as strong as mom, It wont be long before they completely overpower you and you are completely at their mercy

Anon, what the fuck did you do to piss her off that much?

Anonymous Thu May 18 15:59:53 2017 No.17042691
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>>17042406
>Lilim
>She just bluntly arrives to your house to ask about you as much as it surprises you
>At that moment you realize she turned everything in a 1000km radius into her demon realm for a week already to surprise you, but you never noticed since you never left the house anyways, and she got tired of waiting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:04:17 2017 No.17042705 >>17042689 Nothing. That's just her idea of getting me to take care of the kids for a while.

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:05:10 2017 No.17042707

>>17042687
>Stabalizes her weight but now the rest of the office is asking about this 'mysterious chef' who makes the goods
>Interest is quickly becoming more than simple curiosity and the tanuki is now facing a serious case of 'asset merges' if the girls find out its anon
>Making matters worse is the fact that HR is mad because a few of the girls are starting to firmly sit in 'chubby' territory, and even then it's just because they don't have anon cooking for them

Life ain't easy for the tiny, tubby tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:06:55 2017 No.17042713 >>17042664 >My legs would be shaking >but I'd welcome her with open arms Well wouldn't you be just the most delectable morsel for an Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:10:00 2017 No.17042724 If an Anubis saw you, how much would she feel the need to put your life in order? Or is it already so much in order she wouldn't feel the need to husbando you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:10:36 2017 No.17042728 >>17042689 Nothing to piss her off, it's just daughteru dicking time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:11:53 2017 No.17042731 >>17042724 I purposely act wacky and chaotic to give my Anubis waifu a purpose in life to try and bring order and get me to adhere to a schedule.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:13:59 2017 No.17042737 >>17042724 Oh lord, she'd have A LOT of fixing to do. But that's ok because I love her and I know I'd make it all up to her.

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:14:33 2017 No.17042740

>>17042713
She wouldn't take advantage too much right? Not that it matters much, the moment she kissed me after injecting the venom she would be a quivering mess.

Seeing her in that kind of condition would probably dispel any doubts I had. Oomukades are too good.

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:18:34 2017 No.17042748

>>17042667
The Kitsune is a nice tall girl with four fluffy tails and a soft motherly body. She's great with kids and is kind of a love freak.

>>17042691
Now I'm imagining a NEET Lilim opening the portals and invading earth because she found out her husbando existed in another dimension through a scrying accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:19:39 2017 No.17042752 >>17042724 She'd harass me all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:19:43 2017 No.17042753 File: 1.88 MB, 900x1200, tmp_3107-1495083592888-1955820383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New chapter finally. God I love Miia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:20:17 2017 No.17042756 >>17042748 >Lilim goes to husbando >Finds out he already has a waifu; a Dragon >Goes home to eat a bathtub's amount of ice cream in depression

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:20:41 2017 No.17042761 >>17042756 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:20:42 2017 No.17042762 File: 816 KB, 800x1200, 29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042724 >implying an Anubis wouldn't be immensely turned on by a guy who has his shit together But I guess there's always room for improvement; schedules tend to do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:21:57 2017 No.17042766 File: 560 KB, 600x800, 1455560926653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042753 snexy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:23:27 2017 No.17042771 >>17042766 I want shortstack sneks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:23:49 2017 No.17042773 >>17042762 >tfw you'd be a turn off for Anubis Hurts harder than I want it to

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:24:22 2017 No.17042776 >>17042753 I don't care if its a fantasy or not, its a kiss!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:25:26 2017 No.17042778 >>17042771 i want a huge python or boa lamia

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:26:23 2017 No.17042782

>>17042724
>never leave the house unless I have to
>can't cook for myself yet can make god knows how many alcoholic cocktails
>have long hair because I can't be bothered to go to a damn hairdresser
>always leave things until last minute
I think I need an anubis and kiki to double team me to be honest, I'm a mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:26:53 2017 No.17042784 >>17042753 Where are the EMG threads these days? I assume that is where one can find more pics? Or is this the only image we have?

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:27:15 2017 No.17042786

>>17042740
>She wouldn't take advantage too much right?
Anon, they're a gloomy, ferocious rapists. Most people would be creeped the hell out and run away in fear. You'd get so many love bites and would get ridden then tightly cuddled the ridden again for at least a day before an Oomukade would even consider letting the catch of her life out of arms reach.
You probably couldn't expect her not to cling constantly to your arm when not actively making out until she's reassured by a growing baby bump.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:27:23 2017 No.17042787 >>17042756 Anon, if she's got a husbando in another dimension that means that it's an anon who has a Lilim waifu. How does it feel to know that you're your waifu's husbando that she masturbates while thinking of in another dimension?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:28:08 2017 No.17042790 >>17042787 >it's an anon who has a Lilim waifu Quick, what anon here is obsessed with lilims?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:29:18 2017 No.17042793 >>17042778 Why not both? A big, muscled Python lamia who could wrap all of you up and a shortstack lamia with tig ol bitties that hugs you tight to make up for the lack of coverage?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:29:44 2017 No.17042797 >>17042787 Anon it doesn't work like that. He mighbe from a different but similar dimension where he waifued a Drag-on instead of a Lilim, and she mixed up the portal destitation amongst the myriads of worlds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:29:48 2017 No.17042798 >>17042784 If I remember correctly, they were banned for a while. Not sure if that is still the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:29:49 2017 No.17042799 >>17042784 Most activity is centralized on /c/. Any attempt at making an /a/ thread ends up being shitposted/meta'd to death. Should be curious to see what happens with the chapter dump.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:30:30 2017 No.17042801 >>17042790 There's the one obsessed with loving them, and the one obsessed with hating them.

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:30:33 2017 No.17042804

>>17042771
So you want a little Tsuchinoko Lamia who hops and rolls everywhere and gives her all in hugs since she can't coil around more than a little of you?

>>17042778
>Boa constrictor Lamia
>Twice as long and thick as an average Lamia.
>Habitually deepthroats your dick while squeezing you in her coils as her powerful throat muscles pump you dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:31:22 2017 No.17042808 File: 736 KB, 724x1024, 22e7eb9f733c1dc5e88011b4af0dde95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042786 I do like the clingy side of them so that wouldn't be taking advantage. Even if I was nervous I couldn't say no to hugs from her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:31:44 2017 No.17042809 >>17042801 We must find the anon who loves the lilim. He might be the key to getting that lilim's husbando to suggest opening the portal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:32:43 2017 No.17042814 File: 304 KB, 935x935, 1483190920756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042771 They'd need plump Lamiasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:34:22 2017 No.17042819 File: 76 KB, 654x791, 1492209016943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042756

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:34:26 2017 No.17042820 >>17042809 Anon, I think you misread. She opened the portal to find her husbando. >>17042814 What would it like being an Apophis' childhood friend? I'd imagine they're very clingy and prone to kissing. Then the teenage years hit and it gets lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:34:55 2017 No.17042823 >>17042804 Exaxtly. I could even pick her up in a princess carry! >>17042814 The plumpest

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:35:08 2017 No.17042824 >>17042820 Opening the portal again then.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:35:10 2017 No.17042825 >>17042804 >Boa constrictor Lamia >Twice as long and thick as an average Lamia. >Habitually deepthroats your dick while squeezing you in her coils as her powerful throat muscles pump you dry. thats the stuff right there

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:37:25 2017 No.17042835 >>17042724 Hope she doesn't throw my laptop out my apartment window to "cure" my vidya addiction.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:38:14 2017 No.17042838 >>17042819 I want to heal the lilim!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:39:42 2017 No.17042843 >>17042756 Stop. If all the lilim's are sad and needy how will I find one who will call me a shameless perv while she steps on me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:39:58 2017 No.17042845 >>17042825 Wait until you see her in traditional Lamia bellydancing garb!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:40:50 2017 No.17042848 >>17042808 Hope you like kiss slut bugs that can cum themselves silly just before you even touch their naughty bits too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:41:24 2017 No.17042851 >>17042845 i wanna role play with her as the big hungry snake and me as the poor defensless mouse

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:44:03 2017 No.17042856

>>17042406
>Bundle up like someone going on the south pole expedition
>Pay a Harpy shitloads of money to make sure she delivers me into an Ice Queen palace instead of her home
>Hopefully I can infiltrate her throne room without the guards knowing

Getting there is tough but to withstand a single Ice Queen's aura is something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:44:43 2017 No.17042860 >>17042848 What a loser, cumming from just a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:45:43 2017 No.17042863 >>17042860 This is one of my fantasies with my waifu. I like to imagine she thinks it's cute

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:45:44 2017 No.17042864

>>17042851
She'd give you a striptease during too.
Slowly approaching you and casting off the dozens of veils she wears, her wide hips swaying from side to side almost hypnotically.
Before you even realize it she's coiling around you, still swaying, her face drawing nearer agonizingly slowly.
The dance's purpose is to breed,
so be ready anon. She's not going to let her cute little mouse sleep until she's knocked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:49:04 2017 No.17042874 >>17042808 Clingy girls a best. I want a clingy Cupid who's so excessively hot that top supermodels feel like shit when they see her, yet she always hangs off my arm and shyly asks for reassurance that she's good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:49:32 2017 No.17042875 >>17042820 >implying it wouldn't get lewd earlier than that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:51:52 2017 No.17042884 >>17042843 >all Oh please. Even the hat isn't so easy to cry and bawl over this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:52:11 2017 No.17042885 >>17042864 cant help but remember this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmX-wa_vdB4

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:52:46 2017 No.17042888 >>17042875 Even if monstergirls hit puberty fast, humans don't. Imagine her being pent up until you're 15 and your sex drive really kicks in.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:53:37 2017 No.17042895 >>17042888 Humans and monsters growing up side by side with /ss/ undertones is one of my favorites.

Anonymous Thu May 18 16:54:05 2017 No.17042897

>>17042856
I feel like that if you were particularly determined to find a specific girl, your spirit energy would become somewhat repulsive to other monster girls so that you wouldn't have to worry about being husbandoed by a drunk passerby if you're not fucking your favorite type of girl yet.
At least, given the setting, that's what it feels like it might be. It's pretty hugboxy, and being denied your waifu by rape isn't cozy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:54:42 2017 No.17042900 File: 314 KB, 850x635, Unicorn6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onis do care about their husband's health. In a way.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:54:45 2017 No.17042901 >>17042874 >"I'm so sorry anon... your mail got all mixed up in the dozens of modeling offers I got sent again... y-you probably think I'm such a burden..." I will tenderize that lovepussy until she feels like the goddess she is

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 16:56:12 2017 No.17042903 >>17042848 I absolutely love that so yes, I'd be happy.

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:00:24 2017 No.17042924

>>17042895
>Anon's parents are part of a snake cult.
>They're almost rapturous when they learn that they've been chosen to give their mistress' daughter a husband.
>Anon is born and his parents become a baby Apophis' caretakers as well.
>As they grow up, the Apophis starts to become lewder and lewder, often licking her childhood friend and cuddling him close while kissing his cheeks.
>On her 11th birthday her puberty kicks in and her assets begin to fill out.
>Her mother visits her however and tells her she must conquer her urges towards anon until he reaches the peak of his puberty at 16 years old for the sake of impregnation.
>Five long years of waiting later and the Apophis pins Anon to a bed with a crazed look in her eye and fucks him senseless all night long as a 16th birthday present.
>He wakes up the next morning with her snuggling him and smiling gently in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:02:25 2017 No.17042937 >>17042924 This is what happens when your dad is Thulsa Doom

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:05:20 2017 No.17042952 >>17042897 I think so too and your spirit energy would be specially attractive to your waifu race.

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:07:28 2017 No.17042961

>>17042937
Not really. Anon's parents just happen to worship an Apophis who fled her homeland to escape the Pharaoh's wrath and found love.
It's not her fault Snake Cultism is a thing.
Also, Anon's mom would probably become a Lamia at some point after having him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:07:52 2017 No.17042963 >>17042924 What a sweet 16

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:09:12 2017 No.17042972 >>17042963 Especially for the Apophis considering anon was forbidden from masturbating at any point so he'd have plenty of semen for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:10:15 2017 No.17042975 File: 824 KB, 3046x2391, Apophis63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042961 Women bitten by an Apophis would transform into a Lamia in most cases.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:11:08 2017 No.17042981 KC said love trumps all in MGE, so it makes sense that if you are looking for a specific race you would be off putting to everyond else and super delicious to that race.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:11:09 2017 No.17042982 >>17042972 Y'know that would make no difference after about a week, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:12:22 2017 No.17042985 >>17042981 Heaven help you if you live on the opposite side of the globe from where said species are normally seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:13:07 2017 No.17042987 >>17042985 Good thing for me that undeads are universal.

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:13:47 2017 No.17042989

>>17042901
>Newlywed Cupid begrudgingly takes up an immensely lucrative top of the line modeling job to help pay the bills
>Only works if Anon is at the shoot reassuring her she looks gorgeous
>Even as her covers and spreads shatter all sales records, she just wants Anon to feel like she's worthy of him
The kind of girl who apologizes for spilling a single drop while deepthroating you balls deep for hours because 'she wants to make you feel better'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:13:51 2017 No.17042990 >>17042985 >I am Why am I so damn incompatible with my favourite species and waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:14:00 2017 No.17042991 >>17042981 i'd like to think holsts minos and taku would find me especially delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:14:54 2017 No.17042994 >>17042975 That's basically what I said yes. >>17042982 It's concentration of Spirit Energy anon. He'd have the same amount of semen if he only jerked off once a week yes, but the Spirit Energy wouldn't be nearly as dense.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:16:51 2017 No.17043002 >>17042924 >not atleast having a 5-6 years older anon so he can become a horny teenager at the same time the apophis becomes a lewd loli, so there's no waiting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:19:05 2017 No.17043009 >>17043002 Being raised together since birth creates a stronger bond. Also I made that in response to >>17042895 and /ss/ undertones don't work with shitty lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:25:52 2017 No.17043025 Dammit anons. I forgot again. What were alps for?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:27:28 2017 No.17043033 >>17043025 Raising to be smug doms obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:29:02 2017 No.17043040 >>17043009 >spoiler So you're one of those people, no wonder you fetishise the waiting part so much even though the setting specifically makes that meme pointless.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:29:13 2017 No.17043042 >>17043033 >raising I wonder how sad you must feel to be a father in MGE and suddenly see your son alp over night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:29:26 2017 No.17043043 >>17043025 Ass worship to help them feel comfortable in their new body.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:30:14 2017 No.17043045 File: 149 KB, 637x786, 1493493416275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOVE AND THE MARRIAGE LOVE AND THE MARRIAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:30:18 2017 No.17043046 >>17043025 Solving the gay problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:30:58 2017 No.17043051 >>17043025 Fucking a stage 3 one as she ara aras and embraces you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:31:16 2017 No.17043054 >>17043040 >meme More like I'm not diseased.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:31:35 2017 No.17043056 >>17043045 Go together like an Eel and Anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:31:38 2017 No.17043057 File: 322 KB, 800x600, morewans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042689 >ywn have to wrangle your pack of hellraising hellpups

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:31:52 2017 No.17043058 >>17043025 Training into whatever waifu you want. Smug, tubby doms? You can make them that Muscled, snuggle subs? You can do that Sensual, hourglass figured succubi? Just go for it

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:32:07 2017 No.17043059

>>17043042
I didn't mean like that, more like guiding
>Act embarrassed at her body, averting your eyes and all that, still clearly interested
>Makes her feel confident, after a time she becomes more forward
>Continue to act like some blushing schoolgirl as she flirts, hopefully DE picks u the slack and starts to insert sadistic thoughts
>Follow any order and request she gives to make her like being in charge

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:35:04 2017 No.17043067 >>17042985 Good thing Hellhounds appear at any graveyard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:35:28 2017 No.17043069 >>17043054 Oh look, it's that faggot that threw a tantrum about Humptys again. Why are you even still here? Don't you know a Bapho is making the next World Guide?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:35:58 2017 No.17043071 >>17043067 There's a lot of MGs that show up at graveyards, really. They're pretty happening places.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:38:12 2017 No.17043082 >>17043069 >Oh look, it's that faggot that threw a tantrum about Humptys again. ??? I just don't want to fuck children anon. I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:40:14 2017 No.17043092 >>17043069 Humpty eggs look pretty hot. Their bodies are delicious. No lolicon intended

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:40:34 2017 No.17043094 >>17043071 >Anon goes to family member's grave with flowers to honor the dead >A bunch of rowdy undead think he's going to confess to one of them They're troublemakers, the whole lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:41:46 2017 No.17043098 >>17043094 >said family member is one of the rowdy undead Could get weird really quickly when you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:43:55 2017 No.17043109 How do Hellhounds react when they find out for the first time, they are pregnant from the weakling they protect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:44:47 2017 No.17043114 I would unironically a fat baphomet, a hugely muscled salamander, and a holst that sits somewhere in between. Order is unimportant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:46:02 2017 No.17043117 >>17043114 Good for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:46:05 2017 No.17043118 How do Hellhounds react when they find out for the first time, they are pregnant from the weakling they protect?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:46:07 2017 No.17043119 File: 438 KB, 2048x1994, HumptyEgg4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043069 Not the guy you're replying to but I never used to like humpty eggs. I've changed my mind over time though, they're really cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:46:53 2017 No.17043121 >>17043118 Happy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:46:59 2017 No.17043122 So we still have none of the fluff pages of encyclopedia 2 huh? I'm guessing that means we're probably never going to see english of world guide three.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:51:10 2017 No.17043139 >>17043121 Happy enough to let him be on top and not flip him?

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:51:21 2017 No.17043141

>>17043122
SS is supposed to be translating MGE2 sooner or later. I guess that's why most of us aren't really motivated to do it ourselves, even if SS is shit at it.
The third WG is a different matter, though. Unless SS says they're going to translate all of them at once.

Anonymous Thu May 18 17:52:39 2017 No.17043147

>>17043122
We will likely see the fluff pages of MGE2 once the English release is out later this year.

The problem with that is though, the original had some serious translation errors which got noticed because people knew what it said in the fan translations. Imagine if that was the first exposure we had to the book and thought it was what it really said.
That's the situation we're going to be facing with the second one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:53:23 2017 No.17043150 >>17043139 Probably just that once. But there would be leglocking and deep kissing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:53:31 2017 No.17043151 >>17043122 To be fair, I actually tried to translate the Undead Kingdom section, but the pages were just so damn blurry it took ages just to extrapolate one single character. It's just too much of a headache.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:55:49 2017 No.17043156 >>17043122 No decent scans.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:57:22 2017 No.17043159 File: 375 KB, 700x1300, 1480933766875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extra thicc!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:57:59 2017 No.17043161 >>17043139 Remember that Hellhounds are pretty much always willing to let you take a turn on top if you actually try to take it. It's just that they're going to keep going well after that round.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:58:42 2017 No.17043163 >>17043159 Not thick enough

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 17:59:05 2017 No.17043165 >>17043159 Would you impregnate a thicc Canadian satyr?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:00:55 2017 No.17043172 >>17043151 Tried these scans? https://exhentai.org/g/999381/3ed8a8f111 They're fairly decent resolution.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:01:05 2017 No.17043173 >>17043159 Prime thighjob material.

Anonymous Thu May 18 18:03:59 2017 No.17043181
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>>17043161
Hellhounds can be submissive too.

>You will never return from a bad day of work
>Your hellhound waifu will never try to talk to you about what happened
>You will never slap her ass and bend her over the table, taking out all your frustrations with her pussy
>She will never moan your name in ecstasy the entire time
>She will never crush your pelvis the next night as revenge

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:05:35 2017 No.17043190 >>17043172 Those were the scans I was referring to, actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:08:52 2017 No.17043200 >>17043190 Shame, I hope SS learned from their lessons on the last one. The overall quality of their release was great but the handful of mistakes were terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:08:58 2017 No.17043201 >>17043165 " Hey cute boy, wanna ride down to Tim Horton's? It'll be real fast, eh."

Anonymous Thu May 18 18:09:51 2017 No.17043207

>>17043147
What "serious translation errors" There was one misleading line about the minotaur (which got corrected by Seven Seas themselves as I recall) and a toning down of things related to underage sex. Beyond that I'm not aware of anything being mistranslated.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:15:49 2017 No.17043229 File: 277 KB, 600x1000, Badhusband.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do Hellhounds do when they accidentally hurt the feelings of their hub?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:16:43 2017 No.17043233 >>17043229 Aggressive kissing and snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:16:47 2017 No.17043234 File: 168 KB, 1516x886, __moose_kemono_friends_drawn_by_chaki_teasets__f1ac9846cbf11520a916dcbe28c46dd7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043159 Violating a big moose

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:17:28 2017 No.17043238 >>17043229 How many Hellhound questions are you going to ask? Christ dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:18:07 2017 No.17043241 File: 161 KB, 1000x800, canadian yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043201 >That's uh, hockey, ya know it's only, it's only game >Why you have to be mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:19:21 2017 No.17043244 >>17043241 If you're implying Canadians don't get worked up as fuck over hockey I'm here to tell you that I know a few and you're dead wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:20:42 2017 No.17043250 >>17043241 > " You're such a cute boy. I want to take you home and FUCK you. " " I'm from Quebec. " > " Know what? I take that back. Have a nice day. "

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:22:11 2017 No.17043257 >>17043244 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8

Anonymous Thu May 18 18:22:57 2017 No.17043259

>>17039538
You can apply that notion to ANY MG really. Besides, not every /fit/ guy with some confidence is the stereotypical Chad/normie. I sure as hell am not, but I don't take crap from anyone if I can't avoid it, and I'm still a good-natured person.

Mostly, I'm sick of the same couple dynamic discussed over and over, even in this escapist fantasy world where you can project yourself as the best version of you possible, if you want to.

Hellhound + /fit? guy makes for a fun and interesting couple dynamic, and a change from the norm. It's why I love that drawing of the Hellhound family on a walk. Pretty sure that guy is /fit/ and doesn't take anything lying down, and they look to be a loving, happy family. Stuff like that is a diamond in the rough and there should be more of it around.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:25:10 2017 No.17043269 >>17043259 If you mean the pic in >>17043057 I'd say that guy is less /fit/ and more "not a spineless pushover."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:30:12 2017 No.17043297 >>17043269 >not a spineless pushover High praise for the usual hellhound husband fare.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:30:35 2017 No.17043299 >>17043045 Who in their right mind would marry an eel?

Anonymous Thu May 18 18:31:28 2017 No.17043304

>>17043229
> He starts sobbing
> "Darling! Please, stop being sad! I will do anything!"
> "Anything?"

A few minutes latter:
> Okay you can come in
> Hellhound waifu steps in bearing a naginata with an open kimono showing off her abs and a ponytail
> She bows before her husband and kneels down
> "Ohayo Aruji-Dono, I will be your faithful servant for the week. Please, tell me your commands."
> Her black face nearly turned red out of the sheer embarrassment blush

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:33:44 2017 No.17043314 File: 149 KB, 1235x893, figuratively me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043297 Well, I can't really speak for others, but I like to think of myself as Not Spineless and they're in my top girls. And half of my eternal struggle.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:33:49 2017 No.17043315 >>17043234 Do not violate moose.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:36:04 2017 No.17043322 >>17043314 Inaris are much better than Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:36:53 2017 No.17043325 >>17042406 >encounter ratatoskr >flirt >she flees Time to take a page out of Pepe le Pew's book.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:39:46 2017 No.17043336 >>17043322 They're very closely ranked for me, and I like each one for different reasons. I hate the idea of myself being in a bigamous relationship even more, so that's right out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:41:43 2017 No.17043343 >>17043336 I know your struggle all too well. I just want one person to devote myself to, entirely.

Anonymous Thu May 18 18:41:58 2017 No.17043344

>>17043297
High praise for humans, a total shame in Hellhound society.
> Did you know Kila's husband never ask her to protect him?
> What a shame!
> Yeah, I am going to order Henry to stop seeing Kila's husband, I don't want him to get infected with his manners

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:43:37 2017 No.17043353 >>17043344 Can you please not poison the thread with your cancerous headcanon? Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:44:59 2017 No.17043358 >>17043344 I think they'd view it more as a small child trying to act like an adult.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:45:16 2017 No.17043359 >>17043344 You should really think before posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:45:31 2017 No.17043360 >>17043159 If I ask her to sit on me is she to polite to refuse?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:46:55 2017 No.17043364 >>17043325 I don't remember him ever mounting and stretching Penelope.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:49:19 2017 No.17043373 >>17043344 At least your faggotry is so easily blatant with the way you space things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:50:27 2017 No.17043378 >>17043353 >>17043359 >>17043373 samefag

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:50:47 2017 No.17043382 >>17043364 Can't show that on a kids cartoon, but you know that's what he was after.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:51:23 2017 No.17043383 >>17043364 Well, I did say a page. His resolve to fuck that cat is an inspiration to loveless men everywhere. The resolve part, I mean. Not the literal cat fucking part.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:52:04 2017 No.17043387 File: 14 KB, 303x111, fuck off you ESL shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043378 You remind me of PsychoFox.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:52:26 2017 No.17043389 What is the final solution to the human boy problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:54:42 2017 No.17043392 >>17043269 Yup, that's the one. True. He may not be ripped /fit/, but he certainly has some muscle. >>17043297 There needs to be more guys like that around here, and not just married to Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:55:25 2017 No.17043395 Why are cupids the best angel?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:57:43 2017 No.17043407 >>17043395 Because eros is the best goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:59:20 2017 No.17043410 >>17043378 You wish. I know samefagging is common around these parts but now isn't one of those times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 18:59:33 2017 No.17043411 >>17043383 Nonetheless, aggressively pursuing Ratatoskrs is the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:00:23 2017 No.17043412 >>17043344 >Henry wants to be on top one day >gets sent to a mindflayer therapist for correction

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:01:18 2017 No.17043415 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, 1493254789578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043407 objectively false

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:02:03 2017 No.17043420

>>17043259
The reason Hellhound + fit guy + confidence guy is so rare, is not because guys have problems projecting themselves as improved versions of themselves.

It is that MGE is one of the settings, possibly the only setting in the world, where you can get your waifu exactly as you are.

It is not done because anons have problems projecting themselves as improved versions it is just because they dont need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:03:05 2017 No.17043427 >>17043415 Hathor and Eros would probably have get-togethers for tea and gossip.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:05:17 2017 No.17043439 >>17043415 Best canon goddess. Besides, what does hathor really have going for her? Thicc? Anyone can do that regardless of what god they follow. Hell eros also does delicious brown pretty well.

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:07:11 2017 No.17043446

>>17043420
>just because they dont need it
Yeah that's the reason I think, it's the one setting where you don't have to self insert as as a flawless special snowflake because monster girls will accept most people regardless with a few exceptions such as the warrior girls and even they will take a man in and train him if that's what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:07:15 2017 No.17043447 File: 1006 KB, 2000x2500, Solaire finds three suns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043427 Hathor's too busy fighting over cute sun-praisers with Ra and Ammy to hang out with Eros.

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:07:25 2017 No.17043449
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>>17043299
An Anon who had to take responsibilty for losing his foothold and landing on her chest.

Making Anons slip into compromising positions with her then asking him to take responsibility is a common way for them to get married.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:07:31 2017 No.17043452 >>17043412 Why would Henry be sent to a mindflayer for correction, when Hellhound waifu can give him the best correction? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrective_rape

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:07:31 2017 No.17043453 >>17043415 Fanfiction meme goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:08:18 2017 No.17043456 >>17043415 >harthor >relevant in mge

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:11:08 2017 No.17043467 >>17043447 I only see Ra, Ammy and some girl I don't recognize. Where's Hathor in this picture?

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:13:10 2017 No.17043472
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>>17043439
>Hathor
>Goddess of the sky, dance, music, love, fertility, motherhood, joy, beauty, and mining
Hathor is the super waifu goddess and loves living life. Would probably get along pretty well with satyrs.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:14:16 2017 No.17043480 Remember, give the tomboy, human girl barbarian some attention. If you don't, she may start fighting harder and harder to get your attention and, if you still don't notice her, she may go to some dark places to get the power to make you notice her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:15:50 2017 No.17043488 >>17043395 They're gorgeous They're the 'Demon' of the Heaven habitat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:16:11 2017 No.17043491 >>17043472 >dance, music Would she be into Bellydancing? Would her eventual consort be given the honor of a slow waltz with her? Would she compose her own music to dance to?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:16:21 2017 No.17043494 File: 1.66 MB, 1995x1145, 1429948761526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043467 It was a little rough in that first pic, but follow-up ones confirm that it is indeed Hathor there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:18:25 2017 No.17043502 >>17043494 >those horns praise the cow, do it now!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:22:20 2017 No.17043519 >>17043494 >Ra will never bend down and give you a peck on the cheek while Hathor and Ammy argue over whose turn it is to get your "worship". Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:23:22 2017 No.17043524 >>17043395 Loooong legs hotpants and beret shy and super, super devoted perfect proportions

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:24:16 2017 No.17043529 >>17043519 i'd worship every inch of hathor, rub her ears, oil down her back, kiss her soles, no other godess for me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:24:19 2017 No.17043530 File: 53 KB, 897x399, Solar Foursome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043519 A man can dream, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:27:52 2017 No.17043541 File: 1.88 MB, 1504x2500, 1897917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043529 I call Ammy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:27:54 2017 No.17043542 >>17043446 The warrior girls as a whole dont shun away non fighters, it is just 3 races. All other warrior girls are chill.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:29:30 2017 No.17043547 >>17043529 You'd better make her happy anon. Make sure she gets pregnant with your cute demigod daughteru. >>17043541 Anon, you don't "call" Ammy. She calls you. Enjoy your pervy wolf goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:29:49 2017 No.17043549 >>17043480 Human? But the entire reason MGs even exist is because they don't want our attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:30:18 2017 No.17043551 >>17043542 Yup those are the three I was referring to, most the others are pretty chill about it. Kunoichi and Ochi for example are girls who will accept anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:32:11 2017 No.17043556 File: 704 KB, 850x792, 5020ff3064471da5b35271c7a959953c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043547 Damn right I will. She's a big eater too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:34:43 2017 No.17043568 >>17043480 >if you still don't notice her, she may go to some dark places to get the power to make you notice her This is how Cursed Sword MGs are born

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:34:48 2017 No.17043570 >>17043547 >You'd better make her happy anon of course! i'll pamper her with the finest foods, most gentle yet fine smelling soaps, constant massages and excellent spirits. Only the best for Godess of Cows! And naturally all the children she wants

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:35:02 2017 No.17043572 >>17043480 I'd like to see her try. No, really. She can go ahead any time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:36:11 2017 No.17043574 >>17043542 Being a white mage for a warrior MG sounds fun. Protect, Refresh, Cure, Regen, Haste and maybe Holy if you feel bored.

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:37:05 2017 No.17043577

>>17043551
Who do I have to piss off to get a really, really big booty'd Kunoichi to silently Ass-assinate me and take me back to her village to live out my days?
Did anyone save that greentext of the Kunoichi that was doing splits in the hallway and didn't react when anon molested her until after he left? Cause I want that, just with a total meatbooty/meatthigh silent Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:38:15 2017 No.17043582 >>17043574 >"Honey let's have sex" >Hold up, let me buff us first

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:38:41 2017 No.17043584 >>17039079 The worst writers this thread has seen, now lurk more.

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:38:59 2017 No.17043585

>>17043556
Just imagine it anon.
>Ammy finds a husband and decides to take him on a tour of Zipangu trying all sorts of delicacies.
>Immaculate sashimi prepared by a man on the seafront.
>Luxurious food prepared by the harpies of Sasa Sanctuary
>A delicious feast in the Dragon Palace.
>But by far her favorite is the Sakuramochi prepared by a sweet old lady in the town where her oldest temple is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:39:49 2017 No.17043588 File: 78 KB, 613x734, 1412235814545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043556 >>17043570 Just remember anons: Divine beings have no need for food, water, or rest. If they get in the mood, you don't get to quit until they say so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:39:53 2017 No.17043589 >>17043582 Pocket healing a MG is good for more than turning her into a one-woman army apparently.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:40:55 2017 No.17043593 >>17043588 good, i want hathor to spend the rest of eternity gently reverse missionary postioning me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:41:07 2017 No.17043596 >>17043582 I'd imagine it'd be something like this. https://youtu.be/6dxICJHd518 Only with lewd spell names instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:42:48 2017 No.17043601 File: 1.08 MB, 1275x1755, 54c6275df5e5d9adde9ac439711bfd8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043596 Ainz post! Someone posted Ainz-sama!

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:43:32 2017 No.17043604
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>>17043585
>itty bitty sparrow harpies and the big mama boss
That might just be the cutest thing anyone has ever seen.

>>17043588
Reminder that Ammy knows Rejuvenate.

Anonymous Thu May 18 19:44:23 2017 No.17043609

>>17043577
A few weeks/days ago I had a Kunoichi dream. She made it to our world and wanted to know if I wanted her to take me back to MGE world to her village as her husband. She left a kunai, to say "yes", I was to stain the kunai in my blood and leave it in an open space.

The problem was that my family was at home and I couldnt afford to be discovered I cut myself, or they would think Im crazy and lock me up in a psych hospital.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:45:24 2017 No.17043614 >>17043596 >Only with lewd spell names instead >Indomitability, Greater Hardening, Penetrate Up Already there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:48:01 2017 No.17043626 File: 145 KB, 1200x1729, 1444680672361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043601 The things I would do with that Imp.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 19:48:29 2017 No.17043629 >>17043614 Except all of them would be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:07:21 2017 No.17043686 Cute female paladins are for ___________.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:07:47 2017 No.17043689 >>17043686 corrupting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:09:50 2017 No.17043694 >>17043686 Quietly obsessing over their male companion.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:12:17 2017 No.17043702 >>17043686 Is it corruption if a Female paladin gets turned into an Eros Paladin/cupid hyrbid?

Anonymous Thu May 18 20:12:42 2017 No.17043704

>>17043420
That does make sense. I don't really change much about myself when projecting, aside from talents/hobbies. I think it's more the constant "MG does emasculating things then makes me her husband and I have no say or free will in any of this until I die, but it's okay because 'love and magic' " posts that are leaving a sour taste in my mouth.

My reaction is always "Why would you want that? Why would you ever want to think of yourself as weak and worthless to that degree, even if the girl doesn't care? That's not what real love, even in a fantasy world, should be about. It should be a mutual, healthy balance with equal input." It's a fetish thing I suppose, but I don't have that mindset and I never will. Probably why it irks me so much, it's too foreign a concept to process.

Of course, I'm not bashing on shy people or the idea of girls making the first romantic moves. I consider myself a bit introverted, but I've made strides in self-improvement over the years. It would be nice to see that same improvement happen to other guys who MGs have fallen for and have made the moves on. You could say I like to project respectable qualities on to others if it means the romance is all the better because of it.

Jeez...me and my tangents sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:15:39 2017 No.17043719 >>17043686 Discovering their yandere side.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:20:38 2017 No.17043740 >>17040548 Displacer Beast by Barb. Basically the Queen of You are already raped when she appears to be a few feet away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 20:22:47 2017 No.17043746 >>17041727 I want a Baphomet with Yupiel's personality. Or even an Oomukade. Or even Yupiel.

Anonymous Thu May 18 20:29:14 2017 No.17043771

>>17043596
I was thinking about that too but that's a lich preparing to fight anon. He'd have time to go and break her phylactery, but it's fun to hear her cast eromancy in a monotone voice.

>>17043589
Remember to have a break so you can recast the buffs. Maybe just buff yourself to tease her.

Anonymous Thu May 18 20:37:47 2017 No.17043791

>>17043704
If I had a waifu I would improve myself so hard for her. Even if she was a bit against it, I just find it hard to not give it my all to her especially when you have magic to make things a bit easier.

Hell, even with her just in my mind I improved a lot these past few years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:07:52 2017 No.17043870 >>17043626 Why does this artstyle look so familiar?

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:16:12 2017 No.17043890

>>17043704
Its not about considering yourself worthless or weak, is that unless you project yourself as a very improved version, you are like 1/1000 of your waifus strenght.

I mean most anons here are not even athletic, I dare to say a monster like the Hellhound is still at least tens of times stronger than the world champions. Now put a non athletic human, she would likely be, without exaggerating at least a thousand times stronger than him.

And this is just a mid level or at most high mid level MG like the Hellhound. Let alone anons whose waifu are stuff like Dragons.

Given a lot of people project into MGE exactly as they are, you can see why they put themselves as weak, because they honestly are even to the average Order paladin, let alone monster girls.

And its not about being worthless, is that a lot of anons here would honestly not have useful skills for a medieval setting in the wilderness, or even a medieval setting even in the city. Thus as they are, a lot of anons just cant do much else other than being loving househusbands to a MG that lives in the jungle or forest and is thousands if not millions of times stronger than them.

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:20:20 2017 No.17043901

>>17043791
Good man. The more confident you are, the more spirit energy you'll radiate. She'll love you even more for it and you'll love her even more for bringing out the best in yourself. That's how a happy, healthy love life should be. Positive feedback loops. Gotta love 'em!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:21:14 2017 No.17043902 >>17043890 1000 times stronger than humans? Really? I really hope this is hyperbole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:26:46 2017 No.17043912 >>17043902 It is. Humans even manage to defeat Dragons and Baphomets in the setting. People are just delusional.

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:30:45 2017 No.17043920

>>17043902
Yes really, Dragons have the compacted strenght of pretty much mountains.

A Hellhound's durable body, I see tanking bullets.

Lizardman and Salamanders can likely repel bullets with their swords.

Now, a trained human with magic, thats another thing.

But a completely untrained unathletic human like most anons here would be if the portals just opened? No exaggeration at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:31:39 2017 No.17043922 This 'portals' delusion is the worst offender and should have been nipped ages upon ages ago as RP garbage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:33:16 2017 No.17043926 >>17043912 We are talking here about literal anons that would just cross-over into MGE. Not trained, skilled humans.

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:34:03 2017 No.17043930

>>17043920
This reminds me of a manga I once read where some guy fell into a magical fantasy land and found himself being really fucking strong, because normal Earth is basically a hellish nightmare land by comparison and his body just got use to the burden.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:38:34 2017 No.17043945 File: 177 KB, 694x500, 1465422754156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043244 I mean there was the riots in Vancouver after the canucks lost. It's amazing how worked up people get over those things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:38:41 2017 No.17043946 >>17042724 Aside from procrastination, I'm in pretty good shape. I have a part time job lined up for the summer and I'm in college, but sometimes I'm lazy about stuff just because. She'd probably get aroused by how much I hate strict schedules.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:41:17 2017 No.17043952 >>17043585 Is there a god of magic or science? Lich with loving Gremlin personality or Kitsune who actively uses magic are at the top of my Waifu list.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:45:26 2017 No.17043963 >>17043930 Thats a possibility, but I think anons would need to train to realize their potential. Until then, they would be thousands of times weaker than MGs.

Anonymous Thu May 18 21:51:49 2017 No.17043996

>>17043890
Still...that shouldn't be an excuse to simply not try. A willingness to adapt, even to a certain point, shows a kind of strength that I'd think most MGs, even if they are far stronger, can admire.

Call me stubborn or wide-eyed idealist or whathaveyou, it just doesn't seem right to see folks kind of stagnating in a world and life with so much potential for wonderful love and adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:53:23 2017 No.17044001 File: 3.31 MB, 2479x3504, Kion-Reri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help, my waifu got into the hathor potions again

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:55:32 2017 No.17044007 >>17043626 >Imp She might be that one winged ape/gorilla demon from DnD if the show's obvious DnD origins and her monkey face when mad are anything to go by.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:58:22 2017 No.17044017 >>17044001 Shouldn't you worry about your Chrone's disease?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:58:33 2017 No.17044018 >>17043926 but then by your logic, trained anons would be 1000 times stronger than the anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 21:59:35 2017 No.17044022 >>17044001 I'd be more worried about that tail prolapse, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:00:15 2017 No.17044024 >>17044001 Now that Manticore can produce milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:00:17 2017 No.17044025 >>17044018 He's just tossing hyperbole around

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:01:52 2017 No.17044027 [SPOILER]

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>>17042406
>Walking on campus.
>Ground starts to shake, huge cracks forming in the pavement.
>People start screaming about an earthquake.
>The concrete actually falls through the Earth, leaving only a gaping hole of fire and darkness.
>Gigantic metallic leg reaches out of the hole, followed by an energy blade the size of a skyscraper.
>Deadly as fuck mech starts to emerge, looking straight at me.
>From inside the cockpit, the voice of a tiny Shortstack screams a greeting at me through the loudspeaker.
>HI ANON!

She'd probably kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:03:49 2017 No.17044030 >>17044018 Well yes. What is wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:05:34 2017 No.17044035 >>17044025 Its not hyperbole. Look at the mountain crushing strenght of a Dragon. That is thousands if not more, the strenght of an average human.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:06:13 2017 No.17044038 >>17042406 >Encounter Ryu >"Hello" >"Hey" >It's uneventful >So much so that I go home and churn out MGK crap or Junko making a box house in the rain

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:07:59 2017 No.17044040 >>17044035 >He can't crush mountains These manlets I swear to God

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:08:43 2017 No.17044041 >>17043952 Well there is a goddess of magic in Greek mythology named Hecate, so you could headcanon her as someone those monsters could worship.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:09:19 2017 No.17044044 >>17044040 Even across the universe, they'll never learn

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:09:46 2017 No.17044046

>>17044030
The limitations of biology, as well as a desire for decent storytelling. It often feels like something straight out of WoW where everyone is a near demigod, hits for 100k DAMAGES, and yet it turns into a slap fight.

Set the bar at reasonable and work the exceptions up from there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:10:03 2017 No.17044048 >>17044040 >not holding up the entire sky until your name is used to describe strong or huge things Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:10:32 2017 No.17044050 >>17044041 >Goddess of Magic and Witches. My Onee-San Is A Goddess, And She'd Rather Fuck Me Than Support Her Followers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:13:07 2017 No.17044060 >>17044041 Circe is the god of magic in Greek. Also into being a yandere and morphing men into animals as punishment when not killing her husbando just to ress him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:13:27 2017 No.17044063 File: 2.17 MB, 1678x1930, 1487448014302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17043945 There were no riots when the Leafs lost, they were just happy to make it to the playoffs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:24:03 2017 No.17044087 >>17042406 Get caught outside a desert city after dark, with all the gates locked until sunrise. Plead with the gatekeeper anubis to let you in, but she will not break protocol. Slinking out of the darkness, apophis claims her prize.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:26:05 2017 No.17044094 >>17044087 Would an Apophis slinking move like a slinky?

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:29:15 2017 No.17044101
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>>17043791
>>17043901

Everyone just needs the right motivator. It's not a stretch to think a lot of anons would start improving themselves all of a sudden, if they had real, existing waifus. The thing is, motivating factors vary wildly from person to person, and this is why people who try to motivate others fail so often: they base their talks off of what motivates them, personally. Of course they're not mind readers, and you can't expect them to know what will motivate someone, but it doesn't change the fact that shit just doesn't work. Unfortunately, this means that ultimately, you're on your own and need to find the motivation yourself. For many, this is where the notion of waifus becomes most prominent. A waifu "gets" you, she knows you, and what she doesn't know, she wants to. She's interested in sharing your ambitions and ideals. To have someone so interested in you on such a personal level must be an amazing feeling.

That's my opinion anyway. The hard part is waking that sleeping giant.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:29:31 2017 No.17044102 >>17044094 You could probably do that with a loli one

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:30:54 2017 No.17044109

>>17044046
The thing is the limitations of biology only mean so much in a fantasy RPG world where magic exists and a rare few humans indeed can gain power hundreds or thousands of times greater than the "base" normal human.

In such a world the average monster just starts out stronger than the average human (and can reach greater heights of power than most humans), physically, magically, or both (the degree depending on the monster), as they were made to be superior to humans.

But even among monsters there are those who are many times stronger than others, and certain exceptional individuals within a given race may even far exceed others (sort of like the "hero" equivalents of that particular monster race).

Its simply a given for settings like this that you have normal people who can't do much more than real people (though they tend to be more durable), and then you have others that can blow up a whole town with one blast if they really want to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:32:58 2017 No.17044115 >>17044102 >Video Apophis saughters slinking down stairs like slinkys >put it on the net during my heart attack

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:37:02 2017 No.17044122 >>17044109 I wonder how strong a monster can get if they used Excalibur tiered weapons and armor and used 4/8/544 elemental spirits?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:38:35 2017 No.17044128 File: 3.78 MB, 2622x2622, lvlapple_latex_maids.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:40:46 2017 No.17044134 >>17044128 Oh, that's a nice one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:42:35 2017 No.17044137 >>17044122 Probably True Human Hero tier.

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:42:48 2017 No.17044138

>>17044046
But anon, this is the scale by which MGE operates. The average human is thousands of times weaker than a Dragon (their biology is not different from an Earth human)

Yet a trained hero can become stronger than a Dragon.

An average peasant that would get raped by a fodder order knight, through the Khepri King ritual (and subsequent training to master his new magic) becomes a godlike magic user, that can probably easily bend dragons.

It would be the same with anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:43:24 2017 No.17044140 >>17044128 That's actually pretty neat KDF, finally not something degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:43:51 2017 No.17044143 Anon being swarmed by his happy Apophi daughtes as his pregnant waifu sits in the corner and ufufus while knitting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:45:41 2017 No.17044147 >>17044138 Man was always blessed with potential. And I doubt any anon has the drive to grind to a high level outside the Dragonfags or Lilimfags with low Charisma.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:47:33 2017 No.17044151 >>17044143 all fun and games until they start getting possessive of their father and even worse when they develop an Electra complex

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:48:23 2017 No.17044153 >>17044147 >Working at a store in real life as a way to grind charisma actually works It was a great feeling when I lost the fear of making mistakes in public.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:49:18 2017 No.17044157 >>17044151 Don't worry. He made sure to make them befriend the neighbor boys he approves of to avoid that as best he can.

Anonymous Thu May 18 22:49:36 2017 No.17044158

>>17044138
"Easily bend dragons" is probably overstating things. A Khepri King is a high tier being yes, capable of creating a mamono realm of some size with the power his harem brings him, but a number of other high tier monsters can do similar things, we have no idea if a khepri king is above them, let alone far above them.

What we do know is that dragons are known as among the highest tier of all monsters, beings that could beat them with no problem would be few and far between. Note I am distinguishing those that could beat a dragon with great struggle from those who could do it easily.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:51:03 2017 No.17044161 >>17044128 >he got the latex maid commission you madman

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:52:14 2017 No.17044165 >>17044158 Let's not forget not all Dragons or monsters are equal in power. Bahamut and Tiamat would be above Lilim tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:55:10 2017 No.17044170 >>17044153 I had the opposite happen. I worked in a food court for several years. By the time I quit, I was more socially anxious than before. A lot more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:56:24 2017 No.17044171 File: 302 KB, 1600x1128, nicole bolas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044165 Bahamut and Tiamat aren't even the top players

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:58:15 2017 No.17044175 >>17044170 Everytime I make small talk with a customer or make them laugh I get a feeling of accomplishment. Bonus points for people that stop by and chat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 22:59:49 2017 No.17044179 >>17044171 They're top tier nonetheless. Being gods for one of the strongest races gets you a lot of mileage.

Anonymous Thu May 18 23:07:35 2017 No.17044191

I wonder how a monster girl looking looking to prey on a drink anon would react to finding out he's a cuddler when drunk
I'd love to nuzzle against a hugely muscled/strongfat Oni while she struggles to figure out if she wants to go full pelvis smashing mode or settle for happy snuggling

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:08:36 2017 No.17044194 >>17044191 Her urge to rape and urge to snuggle would be in mortal kombat with one another!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:08:37 2017 No.17044195 >>17042406 Unprepared, as they would only come to purge us and claim the living space for themselves and 'actual' SE-producing men.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:09:15 2017 No.17044198 File: 206 KB, 788x1200, 1428426068241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would the obstacles be like on American Kunoichi? Who would compete?

Anonymous Thu May 18 23:09:28 2017 No.17044200

>You'll never be spirited away by a pagan witch and raped in a ritual to bless the lands with fertility, draining your balls dry and sapping your soul half to death, resulting in a month of a weird life living with the witch as she helps you recuperate, repaying you with a kingly pampering for your part in the ritual, no matter how forcefully your participation was given

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:10:03 2017 No.17044202 >>17044195 Fucking what?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:10:34 2017 No.17044204 >>17044128 That daughteru looks so happy! You're still a degenerate though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:13:08 2017 No.17044211 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Black Beauty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 I've been working out man, lost 6kg in the past month and a half. Gonna handle it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:13:26 2017 No.17044213 >>17044204 Should have cum dripping from their holes to be full KDF experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:14:49 2017 No.17044218 >>17044213 Has he ever done a commission like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:14:49 2017 No.17044219 >>17044194 So it would be the monster girl equivalent of hover hand, except with an anon nuzzling her chest?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:16:27 2017 No.17044223 >>17044128 The little one rally is lewder, dagnabbit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:17:26 2017 No.17044225 >>17042406 depends if she the type of girl to make an entrance i doubt it, but who knows, she might give me a 30 second head start

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:17:42 2017 No.17044227 >>17044101 Given how Hellhounds have no problem with weak as fuck husbandos and I am weak as fuck I doubt she would motivate me to get stronger. I would possibly get motivated to learn new skills to become an excellent house husband though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:20:52 2017 No.17044230 >>17044213 Nonsense anon, the full KDF experience involves rape over their pussies or plugs being worn so the cum doesn't leak! Wasting cum is not allowed. >>17044218 I haven't anon, and I'm not sure I'd ever get something that lewd.

Anonymous Thu May 18 23:21:17 2017 No.17044232

>>17044198
American Ninja Warrior maintained most of the original Sasuke obstacles when it came over (though I think they phased out some of the more ball-busting ones), so I would guess Kunoichi would be similar, focusing more on balance and agility over sheer strength. Monkey would probably have a huge advantage in it.

Though I'd guess rules would have to be amended to account for fliers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:23:05 2017 No.17044237 >>17044230 He'd probably make them lap up any spilt cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:23:28 2017 No.17044238 File: 378 KB, 690x698, 1450254573949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044232 I'd love to watch that show, honestly. Girls breaking a sweat and showing off just how much stronger than me they are is neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:25:24 2017 No.17044244 >>17044237 They'd do that on their own anon! Most of why the wasting is not allowed is because my waifu and daughteru have natural aversions to wasting any bit of their favorite food.

Anonymous Thu May 18 23:26:01 2017 No.17044246

>>17044200
>Tied to a post like a sacrificial lamb, completely naked
>Shivering, as the cloudy skies swirl and begin to spit rain to chill the warmth of the afternoon, skin shuddering while your cock stands almost painfully erect despite it all
>Strong winds blow the fields of long grasses, while crows gather in the trees silently and look on, their attentions as equally stolen by the woman as yours, as she plays a drum made of skin and bone and dances
>The rain beads off her painted flesh enticingly, the swirling earthy colours emphasizing her jiggling bust, wide childbearing hips, thick thighs and shapely buttocks, her "clothing" doing nothing to cover her immodesty, a collection of string and black feathers
>Lightning cracks as her primal dance reaches a crescendo and she drops her instruments, the song continuing regardless, the skies darken fitfully as she approaches, her clear blue eyes pinning you in place far more effectively than the rope about your wrists
>Your rain-wet hair falls down, blocking your vision for an instant, and you feel her presence close in, her slender fingers already embracing your balls and shaft as you shake the damp lock from your sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:26:12 2017 No.17044248 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be proactive for once and surprise those girls, no matter how big and muscled they may be

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:30:03 2017 No.17044256 File: 528 KB, 840x1120, 1483783311934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044244 Waste not, want not. Especially when it comes to food.

Anonymous Thu May 18 23:31:23 2017 No.17044260
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>>17044238
Kunoichi was kind of meh imo. All of the obstacles were scaled down and the courses were shorter. Stick some monsters on the proper Sasuke course and you'd have me interested. All that glorious muscle on display for Stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:33:38 2017 No.17044264 >>17044256 Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:33:52 2017 No.17044265 >>17044260 And then the winner is surprisingly a Yeti, because a lifetime of climbing mountains has left her with a fully developed grip-gauge.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:42:56 2017 No.17044287 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 1434238054231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 sharpening my shitposting and banter skills to match hers, and being well versed in dank memes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:52:03 2017 No.17044305 File: 133 KB, 1118x655, 1495164626262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These two will be your Apostles for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 18 23:54:26 2017 No.17044309 >>17044305 Private prayer session with the pupper while kitty sits outside listening.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:04:06 2017 No.17044326 >>17044305 Now to figure out what this evening shall entail

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:07:26 2017 No.17044335 >>17044326 Rape. With you on the recieving end.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:15:35 2017 No.17044358 File: 254 KB, 800x710, shog is lurking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17042406 Preemptively clean my house to impress her on her arrival? When do you realize there is a Shog hiding in your house somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:17:19 2017 No.17044369 >>17044358 When you notice a distinct lack of cats around your house and loud screaming from neighbors in the night.

Anonymous Fri May 19 00:20:16 2017 No.17044374

>>17044358
I like to think they slowly work their way in out of sight and then when you've gotten used to it one day while you're sitting at the table she'll just be there and bring out your dinner
By that point your mindset will just make you accept it with maybe nothing more than a raised eyebrow, and she'll just smile knowingly
Shog a besto

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:20:40 2017 No.17044378 >>17044358 When all of the food tastes the same, and the house trembles when you handle your utensils.

Anonymous Fri May 19 00:23:52 2017 No.17044385 [SPOILER]

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>>17044369
>"Mastah has such silly neighbors..."
>>17044374
>"But they wont bother us now Mastah. Your dinner is served"
>>17044378
>"Don't worry Mastah... tonight I added special seasoning"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:28:19 2017 No.17044406 >>17044385 Just don't ask questions, smile and tenderly suck the end of your fork after each bite. Or that's what I'd do if she said such things. Mm... Delectable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:33:35 2017 No.17044424 >>17044406 Aren't you technically felating her then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:34:37 2017 No.17044427 >>17044424 aggressive, casual cunnilingus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:37:29 2017 No.17044432 >>17044427 >"Mastah, it ain't going to suck itself"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:38:59 2017 No.17044438 >>17044432 A Shog as she hands her master a soda and straw.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:41:25 2017 No.17044451 >>17044424 This >>17044427 I'd love to watch her main body's reaction as I do so. Man I loved that Silent_II shog story.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:42:38 2017 No.17044459 >>17044438 Or holds the soda with the straw between her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:45:00 2017 No.17044471 >>17043159 >tfw no tomboy Moose Girl nextdoor

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:46:31 2017 No.17044482 >>17044459 I think you're a little too eager to think about giving fellatio, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:48:21 2017 No.17044489 >>17044101 DEUS MOFU

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:49:23 2017 No.17044491 >>17044432 It probably could suck itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:49:52 2017 No.17044494 >>17044482 It's not comical or awkward otherwise, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:51:38 2017 No.17044500 >>17044491 That's actually a good point. Shogs are nothing if not unconventional. >>17044494 forgive my shit sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:52:42 2017 No.17044502 File: 1.45 MB, 1908x2345, 1480883871834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17044198 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ggQmfTgLjs >There's always Human limitations, but I haven't found mine yet. A fit, cocky Kakuen would fit right in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:53:10 2017 No.17044504 >>17044489 How does a Ratatoskyr react when she smugly thinks you're about to fawn and huff her glorious tail but then you suddenly start squeezing and rubbing your cheek against her plump butt instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:55:26 2017 No.17044510 >>17044504 Surprise, then a return to smugness, biting her lower lip as you grip her rear end.

Anonymous Fri May 19 00:56:43 2017 No.17044513

>>17044502
Would you want to bump into her after she fails to qualify?
Would you want her to angrily drag you off to rape you in her hotel apartment?
Do you want to wake up the next morning to find her laying there smugly grinning?
"How was it for you Airen?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 00:59:11 2017 No.17044518 >>17044128 That subtle latex is a lot nicer than your usual fare.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:00:58 2017 No.17044521 >>17044510 Even if you slip one hand around to start playing with her under her panties in the front as you take a playful bite of a plump cheek?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:01:23 2017 No.17044524 >>17044513 >"I'm sorry, but your rape has failed to qualify."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:02:01 2017 No.17044526 >>17044513 I'd want to be a spectator, who she kabedons after a challenge, asking if I want to have some fun before she becomes famous from winning the competition.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:03:47 2017 No.17044530 >>17044521 She's a lewd squirrel, she wants it, most men stop at their tail. A squirrel has needs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:04:55 2017 No.17044533 >>17044524 That's a good way to get her to pin you down to the bed for "Rounds 11 through 25" >>17044526 Then would you comfort her after she loses to a surprisingly agile Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:09:23 2017 No.17044547 >>17044530 >"Lewd squirrel who doesn't drop her spaghetti in bed shocked by anon who wants to give her some nice fat dick" >"More at 11. And 12. And 1, and 2, and 3~" I'd fuck that naughty reporter's brains out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:10:58 2017 No.17044553 >>17044547 Are you going to prone bone that lewd shortstack for hours and hours anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:12:15 2017 No.17044559 How is the writing/drawing/commissioning anons? The week is almost over, did you get anything done so far?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:13:52 2017 No.17044563 >>17044547 She's going to be staggering back to the newsroom with a full belly when I'm done with her.

Anonymous Fri May 19 01:17:27 2017 No.17044575

>>17044553
Till the hotel bed is stained with sweat and juices and we both can do nothing but pant and gasp on top of each other.
I wanna see her exhausted face as she barely has the energy to even bring her mouth up to lazily drop her tongue in my mouth, and vice versa.
>>17044563
Hell fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:18:02 2017 No.17044577 >>17044502 I wanna spank that monkey.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:23:59 2017 No.17044593 >>17044559 I'm down to one commission I'm on a waiting list for and one other that should have the preliminary sketches done soon. As for writing, I have nothing planned as usual, but last week proved that nothing is impossible.

Anonymous Fri May 19 01:24:18 2017 No.17044595
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>>17044563
>Pushes open the doors, breathing heavily, leaving a wet trail in her wake.
>"Rata-chan! You're on in 5! Hurry!"
>She lets out an exhausted cry of helplessness as she drags herself a bit further.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:24:53 2017 No.17044596 I want to torture a Bapho's clitty!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:26:27 2017 No.17044601 Do you ever get tired of masturbatuing to Monster Girls and just want to cuddle with your waifu in bed and feel secure next to them?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:27:13 2017 No.17044602 >>17044595 can't beat the cock

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:28:07 2017 No.17044607 >>17044601 Anon, that's my biggest fetish of all. Emotional Fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:29:56 2017 No.17044615 >>17044601 Yes, and yes but not just because I'm tired of fapping. A lot of my fantasies are comfy, cuddly, happy ones with me, my waifu and our daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:30:54 2017 No.17044617 >>17044601 Yep, gotta have time for netflix and chill

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:31:55 2017 No.17044618 >>17044595 I'd be edging during her whole broadcast watching her trying to get through it and knowing she can't get the thought of coming back to get some more out of her mind

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:34:14 2017 No.17044624 >>17044615 Same. Only replace "daughteru" with "daughterus".

Anonymous Fri May 19 01:39:43 2017 No.17044638

>>17044618
>She manages to finish the whole thing.
>"Oh thank god, I feel like I'm going to burst, get me a towel and a bucket! I can't hold all this in!"
>Intern nervously tells her that she's still live.
>She freezes speechless, with a wide-eyed expression on her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:45:22 2017 No.17044651 >>17044638 Just another broadcast in MGC. I'm gonna ravage that anchorwoman until she calls me husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:47:50 2017 No.17044657 >>17044651 >A-Anon?! For crying out loud! I'm reporting outside of a kindergarten in 30 minutes! >30 minutes is all I need.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:52:06 2017 No.17044665 >>17044657 >A kid walks up to her afterwards. >"Miss Squirrel, are you about to have a baby?" >"Kid, at this rate I'd consider myself lucky if I just had triplets."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 01:56:31 2017 No.17044674 >>17044665 Her huffy intern must be so peeved and confused as to why she keeps letting herself get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey all the time before she's on the air by this Anon fellow.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:11:06 2017 No.17044704 >>17044128 That's really nice!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:13:29 2017 No.17044711 >>17044128 Day by day he entices me to do the stuff he does with my daughteru and waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:14:50 2017 No.17044715 >>17044601 Sometimes. But then I come up with way more degenerate fantasies I'm really ashamed of.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:16:40 2017 No.17044721 >>17044559 I really want to continue writing but lately I've just been so lazy. I need my waifu to smack me over the head

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:18:17 2017 No.17044728 >>17044128 >tfw KDF makes you both relieved and jealous that you will always be vanilla compared to him but can't give your waifu what he gives to his daughteru and waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:30:39 2017 No.17044767 >>17044728 hundreds of dollars wasted on frivolous commisions that will never truly fill the void in his, and all of our, hearts?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:31:53 2017 No.17044768 >>17044767 Well yes. I wish I wasn't getting by on cheap store brand noodles so I could actually try to get commission.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:37:39 2017 No.17044784 What's the Sabbath's motto again?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:39:22 2017 No.17044788 >>17044784 Flat is justice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:40:21 2017 No.17044789 >>17044784 "We suck and literally any other organization is better than us, even The Order"?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:42:34 2017 No.17044795 >>17044784 Probably something like this >>17044788 >"Flat is justice, flat is love, flat is life."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:44:01 2017 No.17044798 >>17044784 >When I'm older, I'm going to marry big bro!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:47:09 2017 No.17044813 >>17044784 Speaking of the sabbath. Can you just imagine the utter disgust and horror on The Baphonet's face when the first Holst was turned loli.

Anonymous Fri May 19 02:50:35 2017 No.17044817 [DELETED]

>>17044784
The sabbath is so shitty. It's honestly the thing that gives KC's pedophilia away the most. With the other things in his setting, he's made it so it can be optional pretty much all of the time, with the exception of the sabbath, who won't take no for an answer and will drug and kidnap you until you mindbreak into a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:51:55 2017 No.17044819 >>17044817 >will drug and kidnap you until you mindbreak into a degenerate literally the entire setting

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:52:29 2017 No.17044821 >>17044784 “Impart the charm and indecency of tiny young girls,” and “Be devoted to pleasure like a monster.” >>17044817 >Implying this is a bad thing Getting drugged and raped by a loli is a good end

Anonymous Fri May 19 02:54:38 2017 No.17044825

>>17044819
It sort of depends on how opposed you would be to fucking a monstergirl. If you're willing to entertain it, then it's really more persuasion than anything. And if you weren't into it the way nearly all people aren't into kids, monsters just let you go unless you've done something to piss them off

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 02:55:24 2017 No.17044827 >>17044817 They do research too, and familiars and baphomets in oversized labcoats is my jam.

Anonymous Fri May 19 03:00:16 2017 No.17044839

>>17044817
>>17044821 this

Who wouldn't want to be kidnapped by a bunch of lolis in a white van and fugged? Anyway, you can always sprinkle some headcanon on the sabbath in your setting, anon! I believe the sabbath was made and implemented quite well. It was given some interesting lore.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:01:19 2017 No.17044840 >>17044827 They do research and create potions to help couples that aren't just loli based. The sabbath are good lolis

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:07:00 2017 No.17044846 >>17044827 >Labcoat Baphomet strides out of her lab with a big smug expression >She hands you a freshly made potion >"Onii-chan let's play!" Would you drink it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:07:27 2017 No.17044847 >>17044846 What does it do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:12:36 2017 No.17044858 >>17044847 It overwhelms you with pure lust and incites you to use the nearest loli's body as your personal onahole So basically it results in hyper violent breeding sex

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:14:54 2017 No.17044860 >>17044858 Yup. I'll take that potion. No pedo though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:20:02 2017 No.17044871 >>17044860 Most Baphomets are oldhags so you don't have to worry about a thing She won't ever tell you her true age though because she wouldn't be able to call you big brother if you knew it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:30:21 2017 No.17044886 You should take a guided tour of a Sabbath facility. It's free, there are tasty foods, cute lolis and you can take home any you want home (including the Familiar tour guide).

Anonymous Fri May 19 03:36:03 2017 No.17044899 [DELETED]

>>17043996
I dont see what the problem is. My waifu is countless times stronger than me and she protects me. I am weak she is super strong and I like it, so what? I dont get why becoming stronger is obligatory or more valid than lets say, taking a course at the Inark Cooking School to always prepare her favorite meals and similar stuff. If we are both happy, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:36:57 2017 No.17044903 >>17044899 > If we are both happy, who cares? Not him but this is the final takeaway. If you're both happy then the opinions of random people don't matter.

Anonymous Fri May 19 03:39:20 2017 No.17044909

I dont see what the problem is. My waifu is countless times stronger than me and she protects me. I am weak she is super strong and I like it, so what? I dont get why becoming stronger is obligatory or more valid than lets say, taking a course at the Inark Cooking School to always prepare her favorite meals and similar stuff. If we are both happy, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:41:20 2017 No.17044915 >>17044903 I see, it makes sense. Sorry, had to delete and repost it to correct a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:41:24 2017 No.17044918 Are you still Chunni if you really do have incredible power?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:42:45 2017 No.17044920 >>17044909 If you're both so happy you can stop telling us about it and let the rest of us who don't like it not have to hear you go on about it. Seriously do whatever you want but don't just keep telling me about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:43:47 2017 No.17044922 >>17044918 Yes, because superman has incredible power and isn't chunni at all, so you still don't have an excuse

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:44:07 2017 No.17044923 >>17044920 You can't stop me. You sound like someone who needs to be healed by a much stronger waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:45:16 2017 No.17044924 >>17044903 What was the post?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:45:37 2017 No.17044926 >>17044924 >>17044909

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:46:29 2017 No.17044928 >>17044909 Anon there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I understand because I also want it! My waifu is bigger and stronger than me, I just want to be house husband who tends to her/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:46:31 2017 No.17044929 >>17044923 Then you can't stop me telling you that you're a pathetic excuse for a man who a strong waifu would only see as a burden. A BURDEN! Seriously though don't expect me to compromise if you're not willing to.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:47:21 2017 No.17044931 >>17044929 What's the compromise? Me not ever posting in this thread again because it upsets you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:48:52 2017 No.17044935 >>17044931 You post less about your waifu and whatever ways in which she is physically superior, and in exchange I will not say anything or criticize you when you do post.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:50:32 2017 No.17044940 >>17044922 He is in Injustice!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 03:51:26 2017 No.17044943 >>17044940 Hm. Shit, I guess you can be as chunni as you want then.

Anonymous Fri May 19 04:07:08 2017 No.17044969

I feel like the cursed sword was a real letdown. It's just some chick with a sword. I thought it'd be like living armor, in that it was an actual sword that mamononoono brought to life. I liked the idea of accidentally finding a cursed sword who then declared herself your sword. Like not even in a dungeon or anything just out in the woods or in a shop or something. It just doesn't do it for me. Does anyone else have a monster they feel they would love if just one thing were different?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 04:11:46 2017 No.17044983 >>17044969 Well, it is just a sword. You can either find one that's already found a host, or you can find just the sword and give it a body by getting a woman to pick it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 04:26:15 2017 No.17045013 Don't forget that a remote controlled vibrating butt plug is a mandatory part of a maid's daily attire.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 04:30:05 2017 No.17045019 >>17045013 This is a true post My waifu isn't even a maid but I'll still use his. Reminder if your maid acts up or makes a mistake, to ram it up to full power. Or just turn it up for your enjoyment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 04:32:45 2017 No.17045021 >>17044559 Thinking of making another poll

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 04:56:16 2017 No.17045060 >>17045013 Can I do this to my shog?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:16:48 2017 No.17045089 >>17044559 Thinking of making another post

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:21:19 2017 No.17045094 >>17045089 Another post?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:23:30 2017 No.17045101 >>17044559 Im a failure

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:24:06 2017 No.17045102 I want to be in a room with all kinds of big breasted, onee-chan monster girls. And for me to have drunken something "accidentally" spiked with a shotafication potion.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:26:56 2017 No.17045108 >>17044559 I want to get a commission soon. It's just I don't feel "comfortable" at the moment enough to get one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:27:59 2017 No.17045109 >>17045102 But you'd be so vulnerable to their attacks!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:29:27 2017 No.17045112 >>17045060 Yes, but do Shoggoths even have proper assholes?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:29:52 2017 No.17045113 >>17045109 I know! Isn't it great? Though they might argue who gets me first.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:31:31 2017 No.17045117 >>17044559 My budget wouldn't allow for commissions this month, well it would but I like having a bit of money held back just in case. I wanted to commission lewds too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:35:25 2017 No.17045123 >>17045112 I dunno anon. Maybe lift her maid dress up and see Eldritch horro instead of a butt hole to put the vibrating butt plug in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:38:44 2017 No.17045131 >>17045123 But she's the dress, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:43:14 2017 No.17045138 >>17045131 She's also the buttplug

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:44:17 2017 No.17045140 >familiars are better idols than sirens How do this make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:48:38 2017 No.17045148 >>17045140 Don't let the Sabbath PR fool you, Sirens are still the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:50:05 2017 No.17045151 >>17044559 >commissioning i'm still waiting for mine. Melon hasn't streamed for a week now so he's probably dead. Death by coffee.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:50:59 2017 No.17045154 >>17045151 What's the commission?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:53:02 2017 No.17045158 File: 387 KB, 758x1000, IMG_7049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045148 Look at this girl and tell me she isn't idol material.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:54:43 2017 No.17045165 >>17045154 A full color version of the lewd Lich he did during his sketch run.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 05:58:11 2017 No.17045171 >>17045165 Oh yes please

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:02:58 2017 No.17045178 >>17045158 Oh don't get me wrong, she looks cute but it's just that, looks. Her voice can't hope to match a Siren, it's like trying to outrun a black man or out swim a white person. Familiars should know their place and stick to being gravure idols.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:06:34 2017 No.17045187 >>17045171 Yes. I don't know how long the list of thing before me is tho. But it should be getting done some time soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:07:32 2017 No.17045190 >>17044871 >Baphomets are old hags Rude!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:10:36 2017 No.17045197 >>17045158 Adorable. Would attend her concerts.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:14:21 2017 No.17045207 >>17045178 Anon please. Their youth gives them beautiful singing voices. >>17045197 Good man!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:31:44 2017 No.17045245 >>17045102 >Various onee-sans fight to keep the shota Anon for herself >Ratoskr films the whole thing >just_as_planned.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:36:19 2017 No.17045261 File: 113 KB, 800x580, Hey kid, nice wallet you got there....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045245 That Rata is going to team up with her Tanuki friend and sell the video for a lot of money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:39:02 2017 No.17045267 >>17045245 >>17045261 >Poor little shota gets gently femdommed by 4 busty Onee Sans XXX I'd buy that

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:40:26 2017 No.17045274 >>17045267 Now they have your preferences on file. Hope you like staring in "My Bushy Tailed Onee-chans won't stop teasing me with their big butts."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:43:13 2017 No.17045281 >>17045261 I'd rather shoot 'Small Female Animal Gets Cornered' with that Ratatoskr.

Anonymous Fri May 19 06:52:18 2017 No.17045308

>Vampire wife has made a hobby off teaching moral lessons to humans
>Every few decades, she has you move to a village and pose as a traveler settling down
>After a couple months, she'll appear, declare herself ruler of a large swath of territory that includes the village and demand a villager be presented to her as tribute
>If they refuse and/or try to fight back, she'll applaud their resolve, reveal her plan and leave with you
>If they offer her a random villager, she'll take the offering and vanish, revealing her plan to them and releasing them a short distance from the village the next night before leaving with you
>If the village turns on you, the newcomer, she'll lay waste to the village

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:54:20 2017 No.17045312 >>17044211 I always thought that eating a Popsicle would always be a frustrating experience for a fire based monster, having to consume it really fast before it melts.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:55:37 2017 No.17045318 >>17045308 What a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 06:55:40 2017 No.17045319 >>17045281 >tanuki sells out her partner to anon >due to her traitorous behaviour the ratatoskr ends up getting forcably kissed and mating pressed in front of hidden cameras Fluffy girls will sell each other out in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:00:23 2017 No.17045328 File: 827 KB, 1653x2048, 1489676122073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045319 A Rata's tail is the blend of several types of mofu! A blend of textures and colors that make the perfect fluff!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:01:49 2017 No.17045330 >>17045319 >the ratatoskr ends up getting forcibly kissed and mating pressed in front of hidden cameras Needs a special edition disc with postcoital tail groping and snuggling.

Anonymous Fri May 19 07:09:48 2017 No.17045350

>>17045328
No fluff lover can resist the urge to pounce her.
>>17045330
Followed by the sequel titled "mere female rodent" where she gives under the table blowjobs while wearing a leash and gets fucked in the kitchen while wearing nothing but an apron.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:19:33 2017 No.17045357 >>17045318 But in her benevolence, she's teaching them about unity and fairness. It's not her fault some of them are irredeemable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:24:30 2017 No.17045366 >>17045357 It fits the lore where nothing can make a MG more angry than hurting her husband too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:28:30 2017 No.17045374 >>17045366 you can also use him as a hostage

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:37:06 2017 No.17045402 >>17045366 This is why it's a good thing to punch a Hellhound's pussy husband and making sure he doesn't snitch to her. He just "tripped".

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:43:13 2017 No.17045412 >>17032041 Please don't write. You suck dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:45:46 2017 No.17045419 File: 666 KB, 872x653, sad akko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045412 you're mean

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:57:22 2017 No.17045442 >>17045308 That Vampire clearly has too much time on her hands. Her hubby should occupy her with something more productive, like making a football team worth of Dhampirs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 07:58:30 2017 No.17045445 >>17045402 Imagine if you go bully a hellhound husband but it turns out he isn't just a pussy, he's just locked in an eternal struggle trying to break his wife while she tries to break him.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:03:04 2017 No.17045457 File: 547 KB, 2069x1455, Lesser_Succubus_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have some fun with succubi

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:03:07 2017 No.17045458 what if hellhound had a secret side to her, like having a treasure chest she viciously guards but in its a stuffed toy of the guy she has a crush on.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:09:25 2017 No.17045472 >>17045457 what happens to an intellectual woman that gets succubized? does she retain her intelligence and thirst for knowledge or does her superego split off into another entity that tries to kill her?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:10:28 2017 No.17045477 >>17045457 This is why I subscribe to PURIFIED.com

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:11:56 2017 No.17045479 >>17045458 Is her mother a dragon or a griffon?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:15:44 2017 No.17045487 >>17045472 Sexy librarian look.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:16:09 2017 No.17045490 >>17045477 >CAPS.com I wish this crap ends soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:17:02 2017 No.17045492 File: 768 KB, 1589x1787, 1463349368695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045457 I want a Thiccubus to save my life with her thick thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:17:04 2017 No.17045493 >>17045472 She probably just gets lustier and more likely to use her intelligence for sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:18:14 2017 No.17045497 >>17045490 You know you can ignore it or hide it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:18:18 2017 No.17045498 >>17045493 I dont like that at all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:18:49 2017 No.17045502 File: 261 KB, 1200x1600, C_3A73VUwAElcdl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045472 Pic related is still a nerd, so retains. Why wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:19:18 2017 No.17045505 >>17045472 Corruption doesn't completely kill the personality, at least in MGE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:21:20 2017 No.17045511 >>17045498 Nothing stopping her from using it normally, she'll just have a preference for using it for sex, like other monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:21:27 2017 No.17045512 >>17045505 it seemed that way with wilmarina

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:21:30 2017 No.17045513 >>17045502 I'm going to marry that cake

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:22:03 2017 No.17045515 >>17045492 thicc thighs saves lives

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:25:58 2017 No.17045531 >>17045515 Can I order thigh rubs from the thiccubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:29:44 2017 No.17045542 >>17045512 Quite the opposite, it actually saved her.

Anonymous Fri May 19 08:30:38 2017 No.17045544

>>17045512
Wilmarina was always hungry for dick, going succubus just removed the roadblock stopping her, same with sasha. Koyoi and the princess just got an convenient out from their shitty lives

If you want to talk personality destruction and fallen maidens, Merse or the witch girl are better examples, with the witch losing her knowledge and merse becoming a monster propaganda machine (a 180 to her time as a soldier.)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:40:06 2017 No.17045582 Corruption is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:49:40 2017 No.17045615 >>17045582 I agree, that image set of mari corrupting some poor girl is still my favourite thing involving lilims.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:55:04 2017 No.17045634 >>17045151 I wish I could commission him with a Blue Bottle subscription.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 08:55:11 2017 No.17045635 >>17045582 Now in all new mint chocolate chip, blue moon and butter pecan flavors at Tricoromille.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:09:02 2017 No.17045674 >>17045582 What about corrupting monster girls even further?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:11:27 2017 No.17045679 >>17044817 The sabbath just wants to help people like you to stop being massive faggots and save you from alping.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:14:40 2017 No.17045688 >>17045679 I'm afraid he's beyond the salvageable threshold.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:14:57 2017 No.17045691 >>17045679 sabbath and loli a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:17:39 2017 No.17045699 File: 168 KB, 500x706, cf6366666961c3f409248466e61c3083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Multiarms are magnificent.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:19:11 2017 No.17045702 File: 357 KB, 407x559, 1408643143059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045674 You rang?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:21:28 2017 No.17045711 File: 457 KB, 900x1200, 1474543594346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045699 agreed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:21:46 2017 No.17045713 >>17045699 Wouldn't multiple arms require multiple shoulders and pectoral muscles as well to be effective?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:22:02 2017 No.17045715 >>17045477 Do you perhaps mean that >omg she was better as a humannn!!! xDDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:24:46 2017 No.17045724 >>17045713 MG anatomy is a subject many have gone mad studying, do holsts have one stomach or multi chambered one? or how are a dragons wings interfacing with her back muscles? How does a lamias venom glands work?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:25:53 2017 No.17045727 >>17045702 Making monster girls crave so hard for cock they literally die if they don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:26:13 2017 No.17045729 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, 1454958061652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045724 There's science to be done So you can make a neat gun For the people who are still alive Still alive

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:28:07 2017 No.17045737 >>17045702 I want a Druella corrupted Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:31:11 2017 No.17045748 File: 409 KB, 595x842, 1484744564892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17045729 i want to study bovine anatomy and small arms technology with a hakutaku

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:31:53 2017 No.17045752 File: 3.23 MB, 1545x2189, 1439918535963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today was the first day of the year too hot for long sleeves. I've got some tan on my forearms. Summer is here, time for swimsuits on bitches!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:33:48 2017 No.17045760 >>17045674 Sure. Give them a cursed sword, introduce them to the radical faction, or let chaos do its thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:33:54 2017 No.17045762 >>17045737 I hope you like your wolf-bird-maids with plenty of saucy innuendos, easy access dresses and lots of inappropriate contact between master and maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:33:57 2017 No.17045763 >>17045752 Quad ears be damned I love that image, shame his doujins are paywalled by jewcob now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:34:00 2017 No.17045764 >>17045752 Only just noticed the two sets of ears, goddammit.

Anonymous Fri May 19 09:34:44 2017 No.17045766

>>17045544
Mimiru was a child soldier. Her magic left her isolated and alone, being treated more like a weapon than a human being.

Merse was left with both mental and physical scars from childhood trauma. She hated all women, including herself, and sought to bury that part of her under the guise of a soldier.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:35:03 2017 No.17045767 >>17045764 >>17045763 I will never understand this autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:35:25 2017 No.17045770 >>17045691 I want to pump a familiar up and plug her up before she has to do a concert! I want her to be red-faced with embarrassment as she tries to ignore the sloshing movements

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:35:59 2017 No.17045772 >>17045767 If she has two sets of ears, what does the world sound like to her? Does it change how her balance works?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:38:17 2017 No.17045778 >>17045767 four ears, seven vaganias.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:39:39 2017 No.17045786 >>17045702 How does that even work?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:40:30 2017 No.17045791 >>17045762 Well yeah anon, that's the point. Also the black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:41:13 2017 No.17045794 >>17045786 Their hair grows longer I guess?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:42:29 2017 No.17045799 >>17045794 That's it? That's disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:43:50 2017 No.17045801 >>17045799 Also lightning flies around them, because this is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOND

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:45:12 2017 No.17045807 >>17045767 It makes no sense and just makes the ears look like a headband that goes under the hair. Might as well go for a human girl at that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:48:07 2017 No.17045817 >>17045801 Chuunis needs to be stooped.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:51:07 2017 No.17045825 >>17045817 Time to use the ultimate technique against that Kakuren then. 'Violent Semen Inferno!'

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:51:36 2017 No.17045826 >>17045715 >omg people prefer something i don't? Wtf

Anonymous Fri May 19 09:55:20 2017 No.17045839

>>17045457
I wish KC would go back and make the old succubus profile look good, the profile ones look shit compared to these.
>>17045715
>monster girl thread
>people preferring humans
I'll never get this, it's like going to /u/ and saying you would rather x character was straight or going to /a/ and saying you prefer american comicbooks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 09:59:28 2017 No.17045850 >>17045767 Don't use words if you don't know how to use them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:02:36 2017 No.17045863 >>17045839 More like "going to /u/ and being an intelligent lifeform."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:04:50 2017 No.17045872 >>17045839 Not him, my waifu is human and I still like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:05:39 2017 No.17045876 File: 316 KB, 850x1200, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 19 10:10:08 2017 No.17045895

>>17045863
What I mean is it's preaching to the wrong audience and just asking to be told to fuck off, that would happen in those situations.
Besides I know one or two /u/ lurkers who aren't gigantic faggots about it, a lot of the /a/ posts that act like yuri fans are irc bait.
>>17045872
Yeah but you don't come into monster girl threads and whine how monster girls would be better as humans right? Massive difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:10:09 2017 No.17045894 >>17044128 Cute shit KDF. Can't wait to see what you've got next.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:13:42 2017 No.17045914 >>17045876 Huh. What doujin is this? I love the art style and so want to see more.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:15:57 2017 No.17045928 >>17045894 It might be awhile anon. The next commission won't be posted here for various reasons and I'm only queued for one other commission at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:17:57 2017 No.17045938 >>17045863 PUREST

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:19:00 2017 No.17045941 >>17045928 Can we still see what it is?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:19:13 2017 No.17045942 >>17045914 Search "monstergirl" on your porn site of choice, it looks like it was just translated.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:20:06 2017 No.17045947 >>17045928 How come?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:20:43 2017 No.17045951 >>17045914 https://exhentai.org/g/1064567/a30b9a4486/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:23:59 2017 No.17045967 >>17045941 It'll likely be in my big imgur album but I don't think I'll directly or indirectly link it here or anything. >>17045947 Light toddlercon, mostly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:25:33 2017 No.17045975 Kunoichi sluts Big butts Huge tits Kunai tips

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:26:16 2017 No.17045978 >>17045967 Will it involve diapers?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:26:24 2017 No.17045979 >>17045967 Well I mean, your Kiki story had toddlercon. And I still jacked off to that. The shame still hangs on me and reminds me that I am broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:26:31 2017 No.17045980 >>17045978 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:27:58 2017 No.17045989 >>17045967 >Light toddlercon Rubber and bondage gear do not constitute light my dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:28:37 2017 No.17045995 >>17045967 >KDF >light I'm crying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:29:00 2017 No.17045996 >>17045967 You have an imgur album?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:30:45 2017 No.17046004 >>17045996 https://m.imgur.com/a/VB7KS Don't worry there ain't no stuff that wasn't posted here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:31:39 2017 No.17046014 >>17045582 FUCKING CORRUPTIONFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:33:27 2017 No.17046024 File: 209 KB, 800x678, 1420793406346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046014 Someone needs a BJ.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:34:01 2017 No.17046026 Holding hands and walking down the sidewalk with: A Demon Or A Cupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:35:11 2017 No.17046031 >>17046026 Can I choose the demon?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:35:50 2017 No.17046036 >>17046004 Cursed album. The ones from Tesomu are the best in my opinion. If she had a smile instead of the ballgag it would be 11/10

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:35:57 2017 No.17046038 >>17046026 Both.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:36:29 2017 No.17046039 >>17046024 Is this how monster girls relax there husbands?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:36:48 2017 No.17046042 >>17046014 no

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:37:37 2017 No.17046045 >>17045979 You're only broken if you think you are anon. >>17045989 Fine, a little more than light then. >>17045996 See >>17046004

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:38:06 2017 No.17046049 >>17046026 Why a demon or a cupid? I prefer bicorns

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:38:37 2017 No.17046052 >>17046038 >Holding two different hands I mean, they are fine with sharing a guy and things like that but that is too far even for monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:41:02 2017 No.17046068 >>17046045 >Fine, a little more than light then. I knew it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:41:25 2017 No.17046069 >>17046026 Demon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:45:06 2017 No.17046084 >>17046045 >>17046068 >tfw can't help my curiosity anymore KDF you have ruined me

Anonymous Fri May 19 10:46:49 2017 No.17046089

Reminder that the Sabbath is evil and WILL try to break your inner lust for little girls out of you.

Under all conditions, DO NOT pop a boner when an excited Witch/Familiar hops on your lap. And don't think it's oven if you don't pop a boner. They'll suspect you're a slut for lolidom and bring in the Atlach Nacha.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:51:33 2017 No.17046109 File: 710 KB, 1554x1087, a3f1ec2a249ea3aef862b02f00ef3815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046024 if shitposting got me a succubus BJ I'd shitpost all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:52:44 2017 No.17046115 >>17046089 >and bring in the Atlach Nacha Wait, this is a bad thing? I love Atlach Nacha.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:54:20 2017 No.17046126 >>17044128 I didn't realize how stacked your waifu was.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:55:39 2017 No.17046130 >>17046115 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:56:58 2017 No.17046134 File: 829 KB, 2332x2345, 1469999914084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046089 begone lolicon, big girls only here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:58:37 2017 No.17046139 File: 479 KB, 1171x1105, IMG_0101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046134 Can't we agree both are nice?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 10:59:59 2017 No.17046147 File: 17 KB, 544x416, 1493763662131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046130 I'm not going to deny that, I'm a slut for nachos.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:00:27 2017 No.17046150 File: 392 KB, 992x1403, 1468288570990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046139 no, i only want big, BIG!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:00:38 2017 No.17046155 >>17046139 Lolis are nice, but average and big girls are way better.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:00:49 2017 No.17046159 >>17046049 Until proven otherwise, they are the definitive strutting races. Built for walking sensually and showing off the legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:02:10 2017 No.17046166 >>17046150 >5'10 vs 6'1

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:02:22 2017 No.17046168 >>17046004 >>17046045 What about the "other" stuff? I know it's out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:02:33 2017 No.17046172 Reminder the most submissive thing you can do is take your waifu's last name

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:02:36 2017 No.17046173 >>17046134 Big girl master race

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:03:33 2017 No.17046179 File: 176 KB, 700x600, 1468559153338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046173 >tfw 5'6 i agree wholeheartedy, lolicons swerve

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:03:58 2017 No.17046181 >>17046172 Fucking embarrasing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:04:04 2017 No.17046182 File: 816 KB, 1500x1038, 1472452663089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Protecting smiles is important, but so is making them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:04:58 2017 No.17046188 >>17046150 Reminder that this, THIS is the fantasy of a Manlet.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:05:42 2017 No.17046191 >>17046150 >shotashit Gross

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:06:00 2017 No.17046193 >>17046182 Rata a cute I'll make my special girl smile

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:06:01 2017 No.17046192

>>17046168
That's all in a different imgur album that is private.

>>17046172
Honestly? I actually might, if her last name sounds better than mine when paired with my first. We might hyphenate too if our last names sound good together. I don't actually know what my waifu's last name would be before she meets me and I kind of like it that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:06:14 2017 No.17046194 >>17046089 >implying sabbath doesn't prefer doms over lolidom plebs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:06:51 2017 No.17046197 >>17046188 yeah, so? well actually this is>>17046134 but same principal

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:07:07 2017 No.17046198 If you love evil sorceress girls like Dark Mage you've got to read the story "The Holiness of Azédarac" by Clark Ashton Smith Without going into details it's about a monk who gets sent to the past and gets seduced by a sorceress

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:07:16 2017 No.17046199 >>17046192 Isn't there only like 3 images?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:07:45 2017 No.17046203 Loli/infantfuckers get off my christian board.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:08:34 2017 No.17046207 >>17046172 I literally can't decide. I like my last name but it's a bit silly. I like my waifu's last name aswell! Maybe I'll do something like >>17046192 or atleast give it some thought if I ever met her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:08:59 2017 No.17046212 >>17046089 Poping a boner is pretty normal but I wouldn't really fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:09:01 2017 No.17046213 >>17046115 >>17046147 God tier tastes I can't wait for that game to release to get some ex-paladin spider lewds

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:11:01 2017 No.17046220 File: 2.05 MB, 2048x2844, c6f5e79f1dd5467c4af57fb70ab1cd91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:11:35 2017 No.17046222 >join the Order to avoid getting raped by monster girls >get raped by paladin human girls instead >they later monsterize, and you get raped by monster girls anyways How do not get raped in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:11:45 2017 No.17046223 >>17046203 You can trust me anon. I'm not a loli fucker! I would never do that to a loli or infant!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:14:20 2017 No.17046232 >>17046199 There are a couple more than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:14:38 2017 No.17046234 File: 464 KB, 1100x1100, 1489882548027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046220 >oppai loli garbage trying to hide your pedophilia, THIS is a proper girl

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:14:54 2017 No.17046235 >>17046203 No infant fuckers here, just toddler fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:15:32 2017 No.17046236 >>17046232 I actually really want to see them.

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:16:02 2017 No.17046240
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>>17046203
Lolicon is the most christian fetish though. Mary was 12 when God impregnated her, God is lolicon himself and loli is literal God-tier fetish. Checkmate, atheists and oldhagfags
Being tied up and femdomed by your twin daughterus until they get pregnant is also christian fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:16:34 2017 No.17046242 >>17046234 Is it being a pedophile if you like the idea of a big woman and a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:16:43 2017 No.17046243 >>17045975 Sounds like an Archer ringtone

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:17:19 2017 No.17046247 >>17046240 >Being tied up and femdomed by your twin daughterus until they get pregnant is also christian fetish. Please explain.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:17:32 2017 No.17046248 >>17046222 >Getting raped by a human girl You need some skills to do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:17:53 2017 No.17046250 >>17046240 What the fuck I love lolis now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:18:21 2017 No.17046252 >>17046203 Its awwright

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:18:36 2017 No.17046254 >>17046234 >retarded tits-bigger-than-whole-body >proper girl Maybe if you like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:19:05 2017 No.17046255 >>17046240 Hear that anons? Become a lolicon today and do your religious duty!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:20:12 2017 No.17046259 >>17046240 But it's illegal!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:21:14 2017 No.17046261 >>17046232 Please share. Are they similar to "those"?

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:21:14 2017 No.17046263
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>>17046247
Seriously?
>Lot's wife turns into a pillar of salt, but Lot and his daughters escape to Zoar, and end up living in a cave in the mountains. Lot's daughters realise that they are not going to find men to have sex with them, so that they may have children and continue the family line. They get their father drunk, and over two consecutive nights have sex with him without his knowledge. They both get pregnant. The older daughter gives birth to Moab, while the younger daughter gives birth to Ammon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:23:09 2017 No.17046270 >>17046236 >>17046261 I'm sorry anons, I can't make the same mistake again. Go check the wiki gallery for Kobold though.

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:26:00 2017 No.17046275

>>17046263
Not everybody here has read the bible man, I knew of that part, mainly because me and some friends from high school would make fun of it because >daughter incest and the wife turning into a pillar of salt just so matter of factly is a pretty hilarious line. But I didn't know they 'raped' him, thought he willingly did it because of all the other incest in the bible.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:27:30 2017 No.17046280 >>17046275 In this particular instance of incest, it was rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:28:03 2017 No.17046283 >>17046270 Awww but that's stuff I've seen already.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:28:51 2017 No.17046287 >>17045876 >>17045951 If there is a god then this will get multiple sequels.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:29:55 2017 No.17046291 >You'll never earn your Ph.D in maid fucking

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:31:44 2017 No.17046298 >>17046291 This hurts. I bet even Doctors of maid fucking still can't understand the shog. Also reminder anons that Wan girls make for great maids.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:31:44 2017 No.17046299 >>17046263 >Ammon So my favourite maid was named after a biblical figure? Should have expected that actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:33:54 2017 No.17046306 Friendly reminder that if you fuck a toddler MG you will destroy her insides for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:34:02 2017 No.17046307 >>17046263 You heard the man, KDF. Your waifu needs to be turned into a pillar of salt.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:35:19 2017 No.17046309 >>17046291 That's because the third year exam is too hard It's impossible to make your maid cum from just insertion even with the 2 hours of allowed preparation time

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:36:46 2017 No.17046312 >>17046291 I already have mine in Dragons so I'm good.

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:38:10 2017 No.17046316

>>17046306
But anon, mamono mana! Either way though I think I'd shy away from full on penetration until my daughteru was at least a little older. Other lewd stuff would be fine though, as long as she wanted it.

>>17046307
Anon no! My waifu does not need to be salt. Besides, I only have one daughteru, not twins.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:39:36 2017 No.17046322 >>17046299 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:40:33 2017 No.17046326 >>17046306 Mamonobama, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:41:42 2017 No.17046329 Wait so dicking the daughteru is bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:42:34 2017 No.17046334 >>17044840 Name one potion the sabath has made to make MGs taller and more busty. You can't. It's just coincidence that some of their products can also be used by non-lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:42:54 2017 No.17046335 >>17046306 Toddler MGs are not for lewd except Humpty Eggs who are 100% for lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:44:20 2017 No.17046338 File: 66 KB, 960x640, AmonFull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17046322 A snarky and kuu demon maid who taunts people endlessly. The game itself isn't very thread friendly but the girl herself is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:44:26 2017 No.17046339 >>17046329 Only if you're not a fan of the harem/bigamy route.

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:46:39 2017 No.17046347

>>17045207
>Their youth gives them beautiful singing voices.
That's a stupid statement. Mature voices are infinitely superior to squeaky lolivoice for singing. All she has over siren is her adorableness and that's completely wasted because she doesn't wear adorable clothes, she dresses like a slut

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:46:47 2017 No.17046348 >>17045760 This is also how Bicorns first came to existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:47:29 2017 No.17046350 >>17046334 Well of course a loli organisation isn't going to make potions that turn women into tall busty goddesses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:48:08 2017 No.17046355 >>17046329 From a human's point of view, yes. Monsters just don't care though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:49:37 2017 No.17046360 >>17046150 >shotashit nice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:49:46 2017 No.17046361 >>17046270 Isn't there more?

Anonymous Fri May 19 11:50:14 2017 No.17046366

>>17046335
>you will never catch your toddler MG daughteru rubbing a little too hard on her rocking horse
>you will never curiously prodding at her cunny instead of getting dressed after bathtime
>she will never ask you for advice on how to bed wrestle her childhood friend good like you and mommy
I beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:50:40 2017 No.17046369 >>17046172 I can't see a reason why I wouldn't take the last name of ancient elven nobility.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:51:55 2017 No.17046372 >>17046366 Fuck off cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:53:18 2017 No.17046376 >>17046338 She got big feet

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:54:36 2017 No.17046377 >>17046338 What gamu?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:56:12 2017 No.17046382 >>17046338 Wait a second I recognize this girl. >>17046377 Anon don't do it!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 11:57:52 2017 No.17046388 >>17046366 >cute and lewd at the same time My dick can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:00:40 2017 No.17046402 >>17046388 There's nothing cute about the first two though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:02:23 2017 No.17046407 Oppai loli rata tries to stalk anon, but is noisy and clumsy because of her big breasts. anon pretends not to notice to spare her feelings. Until one day she actually hurts herself and calls out to anon for help. Yay or nay?

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:03:23 2017 No.17046411

>>17046382
>Wait a second I recognize this girl.
Didn't expect someone here to know who she was.
>>17046377
You really, really don't want to know. It's a bad mobage and most the girls get the faceless old man treatment. Amon's a good girl and loyal to the mc though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:03:52 2017 No.17046413 >>17046407 >Oppai loli Nay.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:05:58 2017 No.17046417 >>17046402 >nothing cute about watching your daughteru grow up Sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:06:15 2017 No.17046418 >>17046411 I ran into the game's gallery when I was looking at sadpanda. I haven't really played the game but I can recognize a few characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:07:01 2017 No.17046422 >>17046407 Yay, Ratatoskr a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:07:18 2017 No.17046424 >>17046407 Nay. Oppai lolis are meh.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:07:30 2017 No.17046425 >>17046407 At the risk of taking the bait, I can't turn my back on someone getting hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:07:34 2017 No.17046426 I would like to use Boxing to fight a salamander That way I could fight her with what I know.

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:11:19 2017 No.17046437

>>17046417
I don't find anything cute about catching my daughteru learning to masturbate.

In a sense she's growing up, but there's nothing cute about this particular instance of it. It's just what it is. She's learning that her body feels differently when she touches it in certain ways. Time to send the waifu in, that's all.

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:12:17 2017 No.17046438

>>17046418
For a bit of explanation then, she's a loyal servant of a loli-hag demon girl and they're closer to sisters than master and servant. She loli-hag could pass for a baphomet and is deliciously confident while Amon herself fires off one put down after another to most of the supporting cast but keeps looking for excuses to fuck the mc.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:12:38 2017 No.17046442 >>17046407 >yay It's "Yea"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:16:57 2017 No.17046458 I know they say it's the flute movement that charms the it would be handy to have to distract lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:19:13 2017 No.17046469 >>17046437 This It's best to let my waifu deal with these sort of things. It can be hard to take care of a girl who isn't even your species. But I'd try to be the best father I could to them!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:19:45 2017 No.17046471 Odd note But if you were making a monster girl action movie, what monster would be best of the "Badass tough girl"? The kind of role Michelle Rodriguez plays in every movie she's in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:20:12 2017 No.17046473 >>17046312 Maids confirmed > Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:20:36 2017 No.17046478 >>17046469 I wouldn't even teach a daughter of the same species how to masturbate, its not my place as a father, and I'm not interested in sparking some misunderstandings and an Electra complex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:21:02 2017 No.17046479 >>17046426 You probably could, you'd be one of these weird monks who punch every foe including Slimes and Lava Golems

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:22:31 2017 No.17046488 >>17046478 Well I mean, just generally as a father of a different species. I'd read all the books though so I can do it!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:22:33 2017 No.17046489 >>17046473 Good joke, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:24:22 2017 No.17046496 >>17046458 That begs the question, how does one defeat a lamia in combat?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:24:33 2017 No.17046497 >>17046298 >Wan girls make for great maids. I could see peppy Kobold maids, but no so much for Werewolves or Hellwans.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:24:41 2017 No.17046498 >>17045942 >Follows advice >Finds the source, much rejoicing. >Directly beneath it however, >"I made a gibberish speaking cyclops girl my maid 2" >Not translated Life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:25:24 2017 No.17046499 >>17046488 >I'd read all the books though so I can do it! I don't think you need to read a book to dick your daughter, it's not like what she wants even matters, a man's got needs right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:25:50 2017 No.17046502 >>17046458 I wouldn't use flutes against Lamias, you have just as much chance to distract them as you have to cause them to ovulate and rape you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:27:21 2017 No.17046512 >>17046497 >Kobold maids who bark and get all excited when mastah comes home Pls, too cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:27:22 2017 No.17046513 >>17046471 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:27:59 2017 No.17046517 How many people here would fuck their daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:28:24 2017 No.17046520 >>17046499 Nah anon that's not me. I don't dick the daughteru. I give them headpats and brush their hair!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:28:24 2017 No.17046521 >>17046498 >tiny shark-toothed cyclops maid Oh my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:28:46 2017 No.17046523 >>17046150 that probably would be more painful then pleasurable in real life though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:30:15 2017 No.17046529 >>17046517 >2017 >not fucking your daughteru Get with the times, gramps.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:30:22 2017 No.17046531 >>17046520 >I don't dick the daughteru, I just read books so I can help her schlick sure

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:30:28 2017 No.17046533

>>17046496
>Step 1: get proficient at carrying heavy things at speed.
>Step 2: encounter lamia
>Step 3: get close and grab tail,
>Step 4: Run with tail, dragging human part of lamia along ground until she tires out or is unable to get up
>Step 5:????
>Step 6:profit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:31:03 2017 No.17046536 >>17046517 I would! My waifu would too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:31:50 2017 No.17046539 >>17046531 No anon that's not what I'm talking about! I'm talking about books on how to be a father of a monster girl! Although given I'm talking about MGE, I'll just skip over the part where you can dick her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:33:14 2017 No.17046546 >>17046536 Your waifu would dick your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:33:28 2017 No.17046548 >>17046496 Turn down the thermostat, feed them a large meal, or find out they're extremely ticklish when they try to bind you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:34:44 2017 No.17046556 >>17046546 With a strapon of course, but yes, they'd do that when they're in the mood. Plus the other lewd things they'd do together.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:34:46 2017 No.17046557 >>17046546 >Spitroasting daughteru with waifu wearing a strap-on I don't think I'll ever be into incest.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:34:51 2017 No.17046559 >>17046517 Regardless of the answer, fortunately none of them will have a chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:36:25 2017 No.17046567 >>17046533 I understand that plan, but snakes are flexable creatures, what if she just used her leftover tail to bind you? And I'm not saying that as in a "You can't win" sense. its just a problem I can see happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:36:36 2017 No.17046569 >>17046556 I think it's fucking disgusting how this is giving me a boner

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:37:47 2017 No.17046573 >>17046512 >Kobold maids who surround mastah when he comes home to hug and rub their cheeks against him while their tails are going out of control How undignified.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:38:14 2017 No.17046577 >>17046471 Hellhound or a very angry mexican succubus

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:38:49 2017 No.17046578

>>17046557
That's fine anon. Spitroasting sounds great to me though, no matter who of the three of us is in the middle. Me included.

>>17046569
In my mind, the only way for bigamy to truly work is for all three members to be equally involved with each other as pairs. My waifu would give just as much tender loving care to our daughteru as I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:39:12 2017 No.17046580 >>17046573 No this is too cute! But it gets lewd when they sniff his crotch and rub their cheek in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:39:14 2017 No.17046581 >>17046567 You're supposed to grab near the tip of their tails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZtmb_tRHdU

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:39:55 2017 No.17046584 >>17046573 >>17046580 Kobold maids are the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:40:24 2017 No.17046586 >>17046578 >Me included Bro, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:40:49 2017 No.17046587 >>17046578 You can stop now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:43:41 2017 No.17046591 >>17046584 They are indeed. Just the question is, do they make for good maids? Like actual maid work?

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:43:54 2017 No.17046592

>>17046580
It wouldn't necessarily be lewd. It's entirely his prerogative if he wants to reward his Kobold maids when they tell him how much they got done while he was away. Just because a Kobold assumes the begging position doesn't mean she has to get a treat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:44:34 2017 No.17046599 >>17046581 The one man that would truly thrive in a MG world Do we have any other animal people still doing programs?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:45:52 2017 No.17046602 >>17046592 You make a point. But who can resist actual puppy eyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:47:08 2017 No.17046609 >>17046591 Probably, but I doubt they'd be reserved and elegant in their conduct. Very cute and enthusiastic though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:47:53 2017 No.17046617 >>17046599 Too bad he has stopped and husbandoed by a Stingray cutie after molesting several girls.

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:52:37 2017 No.17046637

>TFW remembering that one time last year when I was using a cutting torch and a big glob of molten metal burned through my pants and burned a bit of my scrote and a stretch of my inner thigh.
>All the plumbing's intact, but in a hypothetical MG-scenario, I'd have a lot of explaining to do about some scars that I find hilarious but she'd no doubt be horrified by.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:53:10 2017 No.17046639 >>17046599 Super old British guys like Bill oddie and david atten-something Bear grylls kinda, but he's more about survival than animals >>17046617 Steve was kinda odd that way >called crocodile hunter >mostly messed with snakes >killed by stingray

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 12:58:54 2017 No.17046661 >>17046517 >there are people here who wouldn't make love to their mg adopteru

Anonymous Fri May 19 12:59:36 2017 No.17046665

>>17046586
>>17046587
Rude.

>>17046591
I mean, they definitely wouldn't be Kiki-tier maids, but I'm sure their enthusiasm and loyalty would give them certain advantages. Personally, my Kobolds would just like the outfits and the maid cosplay, but that's just them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:02:27 2017 No.17046677 >>17046639 He died as he lived. [spoilers]with animals in his heart[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:03:22 2017 No.17046682 >>17046661 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:04:28 2017 No.17046686 >>17046665 KDF just don't. You know it's not for here.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:05:56 2017 No.17046692 >>17046665 Maybe if Kobolds just took a weekend lesson from a Kiki they could learn to be good maids! That or a shog.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:08:41 2017 No.17046699 >>17046686 Sorry anon. >>17046692 I think it'd be cute to see a little Kobold following an older Kiki or Shog around and learning to be a good maid. Little maid outfits would be mandatory though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:11:35 2017 No.17046708 >>17046689 I love sexy nun habits like this. They always make the best use of stockings. I would spend a lot of time in a temple with MG priestesses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:12:30 2017 No.17046710 >>17046689 An Angel cries every time a Succubus pulls off the "slutty nun" look

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:12:43 2017 No.17046711 >>17046602 You can always settle on petting their heads and rubbing their tummies for the time being, they love that too. Just don't let them lie back and assume the submission pose when you rub their bellies and you should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:14:26 2017 No.17046720 >>17046699 You're damn right that would be cute! Especially when they'd shout that little "Mastah!" at you. >Little maid outfits would be mandatory though. Of course!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:21:32 2017 No.17046746 >>17046710 Is the Angel hot?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:24:03 2017 No.17046755 >>17046699 How is any man not going to have a heart attack from having about 3 adorable little kobold maids.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:24:34 2017 No.17046758 >>17046710 The angel could always dress up as a slutty demon to get back at them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:24:53 2017 No.17046760 >>17046746 Angels can't be described by sinful words such as sexy or hot, but yes she is extremely attractive and beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:27:07 2017 No.17046768 >>17046760 Does she have big boobs?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:31:31 2017 No.17046785 >>17046768 Despite her appearance, no. Don't trust angels, they pad like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:32:16 2017 No.17046789 >>17046755 Mamono mana anon, it will save you from all the heart attacks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:36:08 2017 No.17046809 Fucking hate how I love that even the non-NSFW boards get me horny. Guess I'm fapping to hentai today.

Anonymous Fri May 19 13:36:59 2017 No.17046813

>>17046758
If she did that then the demons would take pictures and make fun of her

>>17046768
Strangely enough their breast sizes depends on their hierarchical rank within the Heavens
Some are flat are a board, others are stacked enough to make Holstaurs blush

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:37:44 2017 No.17046817 >>17046789 It's a good thing too. I imagine without Mamono mana, the poor kobold maid mastah would've died of both heart attack and diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:39:08 2017 No.17046821 >>17046817 Yeah, that would be a tragically bad time. Without mamono mana there would likely be a heart attack epidemic!

Anonymous Fri May 19 13:51:58 2017 No.17046862

>>17046821
>without Mamono mana, husbands of big girls would never recover from shattered pelvis
>Husbands of cute girls would have to take insulin every day and suffer from heart attacks easily
>Husbands who like being marked by their waifus would covered head to toe in scars

Anonymous Fri May 19 13:53:36 2017 No.17046866

>>17046599

>The wandering scholar collecting data on monster girls for the encyclopedia is actually Steve Irwin.
>Automaton camera girl follows him around to record audio visual reports documentary style.
>Has gotten to the point where he's practically legend among Mamono in his ability to show up, manhandle women, and then leave un-raped
>Especially after that hellhound episode
>Plus there's that one baby-crazy black mamba lamia that's always chasing him team rocket style

That would be the most amazing thing. Shit that'd be top tier television programing in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:55:03 2017 No.17046875 >>17046755 Kobold maids would be terrible for my productivity. I couldn't stop hugging and patting them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:55:44 2017 No.17046878 >>17046875 Sounds like it'd be bad for their productivity too anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:56:51 2017 No.17046881 >>17046878 Is this a common issue with maids? They can't get anything done because mastah just doesn't want to let go from cuddling them? Well I mean, for shogs this probably isn't an issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:18 2017 No.17046882 >>17044001 CONTINUATION FUCKING WHEN.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:57:31 2017 No.17046884 Lava Golem maids.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:02 2017 No.17046886 >>17046878 Yeah, but with multiple Kobold maids, at least the ones not getting petted at a given time could get some work done.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:24 2017 No.17046887 >>17046881 For some I'm sure it would be. In all honesty, I feel like plenty of household chores and other responsibilities would be ignored from time to time because couples are too busy cuddling or having sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 13:58:36 2017 No.17046889 >>17046884 She'll fucking incinerate the dust.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:00:09 2017 No.17046893 >>17046862 The last one doesn't sound so bad, it's physical proof of her love.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:02:27 2017 No.17046897 >>17046866 >"This here's a lilim, one of the most dangerous manamo in the world >"One blast from it's dark magic and you'd orgasm instantly" >"I'm gonna poke it with a stick"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:04:39 2017 No.17046905 >>17046897 >tfw ywn be given a dark matter blast by a Lilim while she just enjoys the sight of your ahegoing body

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:05:07 2017 No.17046906 >>17046897 >Still manages to leave unraped Turns out the wandering scholar is hero levels of powerful.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:06:21 2017 No.17046907 >>17046897 >not cumming on her hat or giving her a wedgie

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:07:59 2017 No.17046916 >>17045544 its probably bias on my part, but seeing a solddier made to turn against their own country really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:16:45 2017 No.17046959 >>17046916 There's a reason nobody writes erotic fiction about benedict arnold

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:17:18 2017 No.17046966 File: 492 KB, 2048x1760, DAMA8bKUMAAIqah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Their fascination with shiny objects is endearing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:19:50 2017 No.17046971 >>17046907 Delet this right now

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:21:44 2017 No.17046980 >>17046971 Gonna bleach that hat, then put it through a washing machine with multi colored loads.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:23:50 2017 No.17046989 >>17046980 This isn't even bullying anymore, it's straight up abuse

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:24:05 2017 No.17046991

>>17046897
>"Lookie here, that's a medusah!"
>"Her dayngerous eyes cahn turn a man's body to stone in a matter of seconds."
>"Let's try and get a closer look, if we're lucky I might be able to wrangle 'er and we can have a go over her anatomy."
>"Automa-san, get the zoom lens."
>"Affirmative"

-------------------------

>"Now, this ere's her Clow-ay-cuh."
>"This is the organ lamias use, like snakes birds and lizards, for both reproduction, and excreting waste."
>"But if you look closely, you can see some smaller holes deep inside." *stretches labia apart*
>"This here's the vagina, and this other ones her anus! Beaut' isn't she?"

>"S-S-S-Sssssstop it! What the hell are you-" >"Ah, are you recording this!?!? Wait don't, not there! Ah..Ah...AHH..AAAHHHHNNN!!!! NNNOOOOooooo~!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:25:27 2017 No.17047000 >>17046989 So is mashing a bunch of chewed gum in Viccy's hair until she has to be shaven bald to remove it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:26:58 2017 No.17047010 >>17047000 Anon this is the type of thing that'd make monsters reject you. What did the lilim do to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:29:07 2017 No.17047021 >>17047010 Didn't validate my parking in her kingdom and issued me a 2,645,876,533 gold ticket, with an additional 30% tax added on for being single.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:31:09 2017 No.17047034 >>17047021 Anon her kingdom is too busy getting its shit slapped around to even build a parking lot. Where did you even go to?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:32:17 2017 No.17047040 >>17046991 I can hear the Australian.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:34:36 2017 No.17047052 >there are toddlercon faggots here now Fucking christ guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:36:39 2017 No.17047062 >>17047052 or people will just shitpost x fetish that upsets people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:37:14 2017 No.17047065 >>17047034 That KFC run by the Cockatrice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:38:02 2017 No.17047068 >>17046966 I'd give them something to shine.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:42:02 2017 No.17047078 >>17047052 This is what happens when you let people validate those like KDF.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:42:32 2017 No.17047081 >>17047068 Shoes?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:43:13 2017 No.17047086 >>17047052 Not me. Not ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:45:05 2017 No.17047097 >>17047078 Quicksilver should've fucked off forever after the JubJub diaperfaggotry he shit out. It doesn't help that people here now stroke him over his fake waifu and daughteru, not to mention he already has art of the two ugly creatures in diapers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:50:13 2017 No.17047116 >>17047052 Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:51:01 2017 No.17047121 >>17047097 How about bitching about him in your blog instead of here, since outside of making you and a few others pissed off enough to ruin threads like a bunch of monkeys he's fairly benign.

Anonymous Fri May 19 14:53:07 2017 No.17047128

>>17047121
Sure he oversteps boundaries a few times, and I personally don't like the diaper story or toddlercon story.

But at least he's a nice genuine guy. When he does faggot shit in the future, I'll happily call him out on it. But for now he looks like he's going steady.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:54:12 2017 No.17047130 >>17047121 t. KDF follower

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:54:17 2017 No.17047131 >>17047121 Suck his dick harder why don't you. This is exactly how Bob got away with his futa bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:56:43 2017 No.17047138 >>17047121 Wew this is a whole other level of ass licking

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:56:44 2017 No.17047139 F-F-F-F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:05 2017 No.17047140 >>17047052 Monstergirls are too lewd. I can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:15 2017 No.17047141 >>17047130 >>17047131 Nice counter arguments. Really amazed by your debating skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:57:30 2017 No.17047143 >>17047121 Can you say that again but this time try to sound like you're not wanting to suck his cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:11 2017 No.17047145 >they're angry

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:15 2017 No.17047146 >>17047139 WELCOME TO MUSCLE MANIA MONSTER GIRL FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:32 2017 No.17047149 >>17047139 Summer is coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:37 2017 No.17047150 >>17047121 Pretty much, the guy is harmless and easy to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:58:55 2017 No.17047152 >>17047139 >Kikimora trying to get anon off the computer >"NO. I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 14:59:28 2017 No.17047153 Please can we not? Let's just talk about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:00:54 2017 No.17047154 >>17047097 Hey I hate the guy but the commissions look decent at least. At least the woman's attractive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:00 2017 No.17047155 >>17047097 >>17047130 >>17047131 >>17047138 >>17047143 You guys sound way mad. It's not even him shitposting. I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:01 2017 No.17047156 >>17047149 Nice meme. Winter is when shitposting reaches its apex.

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:01:14 2017 No.17047157

>>17047131
He's right though, you hear more about KDF from the people who supposedly hate him than his "supporters."
The fact you still mention bob who has been irrelevant here for ages is proof that people who hate someone spend the most time talking about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:02:01 2017 No.17047162 >>17047152 "Why do you do this to yourself? You do this every Friday." "I*M HAVING FUN! CAN'T YOU SEE ALL THE FUN I'M HAVING!?" "I wonder if the Shoggoth next door knows anyway to make you stop."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:02:09 2017 No.17047163 >>17047150 >>17047155 >>17047157 Like clockwork.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:02:09 2017 No.17047164 >>17047155 They're not mad. They were waiting for this moment to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:03:16 2017 No.17047167 >>17047156 When has that ever been the case? Winter is bad, sure. But summer is just fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:03:27 2017 No.17047169 >>17047157 Yes, this is how infamy works.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:04:27 2017 No.17047174 >>17047152 >Mastah please! You're scaring me! Don't scare maids

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:04:29 2017 No.17047175 The twist is, everyone posting in this thread is actually secretly quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:44 2017 No.17047185 On /HBG/ KDF is a notorious underage poster. It stands for Kobold Dicks Fatheru.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:48 2017 No.17047186 >>17047164 >anytime people dislike a fag I like, it's shitposting!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:06:57 2017 No.17047187 Maybe you should be more upset about the obvious falseflagging subhuman who still keeps shitposting about toddlercon and """""cunnies""""". Probably some assblasted /d/fag leaf who hates loli but won't fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:36 2017 No.17047190 >>17047163 I'm not even a fan of the guy and find some of his stuff weird to say the least but whiny people who complain about someone ruining the thread have no self awareness that their desire to start shitstorms is much worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:07:56 2017 No.17047191 >>17047187 I love that leaf is a slur for canadians now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:08:03 2017 No.17047192 >>17047185 /hbg/ is shit threadcanon that only the likes of RPers and PsychoFox try to push.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:08:29 2017 No.17047193 >>17047175 Shut up me. Everyone already knows this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:08:46 2017 No.17047195 >>17047187 That guy I can agree is fucking obnoxious. It's obviously shitposting and not someone who seriously uses those words.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:09:15 2017 No.17047202 >>17047191 And being a /pol/ meme, shows when Lose pops up.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:05 2017 No.17047206 Can we please stop?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:10:18 2017 No.17047208 >>17047192 Nice bogeymaning.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:11:44 2017 No.17047211 >>17047192 Who the fuck is PsychoFox?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:51 2017 No.17047216 >>17047211 Someone irrelevant but brought up by shitposters to shitpost with.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:12:57 2017 No.17047217 I for one see it as a positive sign that we reached image limit before thread archive and therefore have time to bitch about useless shit Claim your monstergirl before thread end btw

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:13:06 2017 No.17047219 >>17047206 But I'm enjoining my anger.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:13:28 2017 No.17047221 >>17047217 Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:01 2017 No.17047225 >>17047192 Psycho/CommercialAnon is annoying I agree but don't try to associate /hbg/ with roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:03 2017 No.17047228 >>17047217 Demon. And I want to cuddle her with all my adorable daughterus adopted or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:09 2017 No.17047229 >>17047217 >Claim your monstergirl before thread end btw Lich

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:10 2017 No.17047230 >>17047217 Dark Slime. Mine forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:14:38 2017 No.17047233 >>17047217 Why not just make the next thread already since we have the green light from the mods themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:08 2017 No.17047235 >>17047217 Dragon then.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:19 2017 No.17047237 >>17047217 Queen Rasipas of the Green Slime kingdom, and her many, many, many, many 'subjects'!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:41 2017 No.17047242 >>17047217 Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:15:42 2017 No.17047243 >>17047217 Demon/dark mage hybrid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:03 2017 No.17047244 >>17047217 Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:12 2017 No.17047245 >>17047237 So Queen Slime, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:15 2017 No.17047246 >>17047217 Gremlin. She gonna dox you faggots for the squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:29 2017 No.17047247 >>17047217 Art fairy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:51 2017 No.17047250 >>17047233 Poor form. Why piss off the rest of the board unnecessarily?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:54 2017 No.17047251 >>17047217 L I L I M

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:16:55 2017 No.17047252 >>17047217 Vampire

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:17:04 2017 No.17047256 >>17047217 Werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:18:26 2017 No.17047260 >>17047250 Doesn't matter. Mods said we can and have banned the people who argued and shitposted against it.

Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:22 2017 No.17047263

>>17047243
So would she make you sign a pagan contract on her body?
You don't need to sign your name.
Just choose a rune of any kind and she'll be yours.
The runes would probably even have special effects like breast expansion or fertility enhancement.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:33 2017 No.17047265 >>17047052 What do you expect from lolifags?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:19:40 2017 No.17047267 >>17047217 Cait Sith!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:24 2017 No.17047270 >>17047263 Hot stuff right there. I bet her pupils would be made up of little runes as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:26 2017 No.17047272 >>17047265 Does that fall under "illegal content"? Because we could probably get them removed real quick if it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:20:56 2017 No.17047275 >>17047265 Loli /= toddlercon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:10 2017 No.17047276 >>17047217 Ratatoskyr, fufu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:28 2017 No.17047278 >>17047270 Yep. Two heavily stylized hearts glowing pink against her black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:33 2017 No.17047279 >>17047272 Oh man, how new are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:21:52 2017 No.17047283 >>17047217 Manticore!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:07 2017 No.17047287 >>17047275 Keep pretending you have standards

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:24 2017 No.17047289 >>17047272 Retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:22:44 2017 No.17047292 >>17047279 Don't you dare even talk to me you filthy toddlercon. Go headbutt an incoming bus and do the world a favor by taking yourself out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:23:54 2017 No.17047299 >>17047292 Whoa whoa whoa, don't just assume I'm a toddlercon. I don't care for it at all, I just know that it isn't illegal here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:05 2017 No.17047301 >>17047292 Don't talk to me or my daughteru ever again!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:10 2017 No.17047304 >>17047265 Leaf please go.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:24:18 2017 No.17047305 >>17047299 I'm pretty sure it's illegal everywhere moron.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:14 2017 No.17047311 >it's another "anti loli/KDF fags shit up the thread way more than the people they complain about" episode They can't keep getting away with this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:24 2017 No.17047312 >>17047260 Just because we could, doesn't mean we should. There's more than one way to shitpost a thread to death. See: what's happening currently.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:25:51 2017 No.17047315 >>17047217 kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:27 2017 No.17047318 >>17047312 Well guess what he did anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:26:56 2017 No.17047321 >>17047311 Fucking this. I'd never have thought I'd want to side with the lolifuckers or daughterfuckers but the sheer lack of self awareness and stupidity of the other side makes me irrationally frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:28:21 2017 No.17047329 >>17047311 Right? This station needs to stop rerunning it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:19 2017 No.17047333 >>17047311 Both sides are just as bad. You don't get to bite the bait and act like you're doing nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:29:25 2017 No.17047334 >>17047311 I blame the but tblasted /d/ lurkers. I know we have some because someone linked their monster girl thread once and people were whining over not being able to have their way here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 15:31:23 2017 No.17047345 >>17047334 >Every one who doesn't like loli has to be from /d/ Must you? The thread isn't split between Sabbath and /d/.

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