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1700233 No.1700233 [Reply] [Original]

D-donations, please?

I-I'm not back because I like you or anything...

>> No.1700242

how about PROMOTIONS

>> No.1700244

Wear a damn sweater if you're cold.

>> No.1700247
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1700247

Would you like a Liefeld Superman?

I'm sure he could kick back some money.

>> No.1700255

>>1700244
I-It isn't that cold...

These sleeves are functional and allow for easier movement.

>> No.1700256

Depends, what's the reward for donating?

>> No.1700262
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1700262

How could you anons? Do you have the heart to let her starve and eat grass? After everything she has done for you?

>> No.1700268

>>1700255
Stop making excuses, you armpit slut.

*licks your armpit*

>> No.1700269

>>1700247
Excuse me?

*frowns*

>>1700256
G-generosity is its own reward...

>> No.1700274
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1700274

>>1700233
Here ya go.

>> No.1700276

>>1700269
Alice, why are you dressed up like Reimu?

>> No.1700278

>>1700262
I-I haven't e-eaten grass... today...

*looks sullen*

>>1700268
*steps away before you can touch her*

S-stop that! You're creeping me out!

>> No.1700285

Reimu doesn't stutter in canon, bitches. She doesn't ask for anything, either, she FUCKING DEMANDS IT. And in canon, if you don't respect Reimu, you're disrespecting the god's vessel in Gensokyo. Golly geez, prepare for pain!

>> No.1700290
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1700290

Shake it, baby.
You take American, right?

>> No.1700289

>>1700274
T-Thank you very much!

*smiles brightly at you*

>>1700276
Alice? I'm Reimu!

She never gives donations...

*looks irritated*

>> No.1700291
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1700291

GIVE YOUR SHIT, NOW.

>> No.1700307

>>1700285
A-Akyu isn't exactly honest, and most of those are just rumors.

*pouts*

I don't have a speech impediment!

...

Y-you just make me a bit nervous...

>>1700290
*frowns*

I am not that kind of girl.

>> No.1700331

>>1700307
*spits in your face*

>> No.1700333
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1700333

I guess with all this grass I can practice grazing...

>> No.1700339

>>1700307
How about I donate some sperm? You can try to sell it on Ebay or something...

>> No.1700341
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1700341

I don't have japanese money at the moment, so you'll have to take this.

>> No.1700343
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1700343

Do you accept this?

>> No.1700349

>>1700339
Hey me too, me too, I want to donate sperm to Reimu.

*grabs dick*

>> No.1700364
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1700364

Here you go.

>> No.1700371
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1700371

>>1700364

not yen but close enough.

>> No.1700379

>>1700331
*shoves a talisman into your eyes, fuck you're bleeding!*

>>1700339
T-that is disgusting!

>>1700341
Thank you very much!

*bows politely*

>>1700343
That's not money.

*pouts*

>> No.1700395

>>1700379
*cums on Reimu's new money*

Sorry.

>> No.1700398

On this topic, do we have a doujin about Reimu being REALLY impoverished?

As in having troubles to eat every day, so something like that.

>> No.1700408

*cockslaps reimu*

>> No.1700415

>>1700395
*teary-eyed*

...

*cleans as much of it out as possible*

...

I hate you!

>> No.1700418
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1700418

>>1700371
dozo

>> No.1700419

>>1700379
I will donate a prayer to your shrine!

>> No.1700428

*throws up on Reimu's armpit*

>> No.1700431

COOK MY SOCK, MEEKOH

>> No.1700435

sage

>> No.1700446

>>1700408
You unzip your pants and pull out your manhood. Reimu looks at it with surprise, for a moment.

Then she starts laughing loudly.

You look down at your little penis.

You don't feel any better

>> No.1700454

>>1700418
That could buy 4000 bottles of vodka.

Why not just make the bums of Moscow love you?

>> No.1700461

Reimu does not stutter fuck you!

>> No.1700463

>>1700454
White Len, are you Russian?

>> No.1700466

>>1700418
I'm very grateful!

>>1700419
*frowns*

Thanks, I guess...

>>1700428
*dodges your projectile vomit deftly*

T-That isn't danmaku!

*pouts*

>> No.1700470

I'd give you money, but I think I might need it for The Great Depression 2.

>> No.1700483

>>1700470
*looks at you seriously*

We can feel it in Gensokyo too...

*looks sullen*

>> No.1700497
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1700497

Hey! Check this out! I had a couple more in my pocket!
I don't really need them, but looks like you do. Here.

>> No.1700511
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1700511

Oh hi, so I heard you needed money?

>> No.1700515

>>1700497
T-Two hundred...

Thank you so much!

I think I have enough for now...

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1700527

>>1700515
I'll be heading back now.

Thank you so much for your donations!

*leaves with a smile*

>> No.1700546
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1700546

>>1700466
How dare you!

*turns Reimu into a cow

>> No.1700565

>This whole thread

This shit is why /jp/ is getting almost as bad as pooshlmer.

>> No.1700585

>>1700565
Pooshlmer's not that bad, stop being a retard.

>> No.1700602

>>1700565
you alarmist

>> No.1700609

pooshmler is pretty bad. It's like a Touhou version of Gaia.

>> No.1700625

>>1700609
No Anon, you are Gaia.

>> No.1700630

>>1700609
Hardly.

>> No.1700631

>>1700527
You took my money and walked away.

This is too fucking realistic...

;_;

>> No.1700633

>>1700609
gb2 gaia

>> No.1700657

>>1700631
Reimu is awesome like that ~ze!

>> No.1700720

>>1700585
You're probably right. I'm not sure anything can be as bad as this thread.

>> No.1700731

>>1700565
even pooshitsmear doesn't have roleplay shit.

This is pathetic, even for you, /jp/.

>> No.1700736

I blame YAF.

>> No.1700737
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1700737

ROLEPLAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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