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1700072 No.1700072 [Reply] [Original]

We all want little sisters...but who here on /jp/ wants an onee-sama to take care of them? Pic related.

>> No.1700081
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1700081

I want an onee-sama.

>> No.1700087

I have a little sister; I don't know what happened between us. We used to hug and cuddle all the time, but now she won't let me touch her at all. All I want is a hug, yet she pushes me away and says "NO!" ;_;

>> No.1700089

I want both.

I had a friend with three perfect sisters. One older, one younger, one just about the same age.

I hated him so much. I want to kill him and make a mask from his skin.

>> No.1700090

She'd probably make you NEETs go get a job or something. Or at least exercise. So good luck in finding one.

>> No.1700094
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1700094

My Onee-sama.

>> No.1700096

>>1700087
Tsundere?

>> No.1700104

Onee/Onii-sama's are for people who can't think for themselves and need someone to do it for them. This theme fits /jp/ perfectly!

>> No.1700101

>>1700090
The end result is the same;

our ideal woman saving us from our doomed fate.

>> No.1700115

I have a mother.

>> No.1700118
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1700118

when it comes to big sisters, theres only one girl I can think of

>> No.1700121

>>1700115
Stop bragging, faggot.

>> No.1700123

I have an older sister. I live with her since my college is closer from her place. She does the cooking in the apartment and I do the cleaning. We only talk when we eat dinner together. I love my older sister.

>> No.1700127

I'm still holding out for a petto.
Sisters are overrated.

>> No.1700128
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>>1700115
when it comes to mothers, there is only one mother I can think of

>> No.1700132

>>1700096
That would mean she's been on the tsun side since she turned 12. Two months now ;_;

>> No.1700137
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1700137

My mother loves to walk me to my car in the morning. Also she makes sure to tuck me in every night and give me a good night kiss. I love my mommy Caster very much!

>> No.1700146
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1700146

Fuck yeah. Although we're both 20 so I guess it would depend on who was born first. Oh well, it's all in the attitude anyway.

>> No.1700144

>>1700132

was it a sudden change that she dont let you hug her anymore?

>> No.1700159
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>>1700137
If Caster and Souichirou were my parents and I were Len, things would be different around here.. ;_;

>> No.1700162
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1700162

Although she's an imouto, I want Akiha to be my onee-sama ;_;

>> No.1700160

>>1700137
what you talkin' bout?
Caster is definitely wife material.

Especially with her various attempts at making scarves. (Which I don't have a pic of)

>> No.1700166

>>1700144
Yes, it came out of nowhere. Now she puts her arms in front and says don't touch me if I reach anywhere near her.

>> No.1700169

>>1700072
... thank you but my onee-sama cares about me too much =="" 10years difference in age btw

>> No.1700175

Why I have this feeling of déjà vu crossing through my spine?

>> No.1700184

>>1700132
She saw your loli doujins. She thinks you're disgusting.

>> No.1700185

>>1700166
and she wont explain?

Damn, the mental image hurts. What the fuck.

>> No.1700201

I've always wondered what having a big sister would be like.

I love my sister, and enjoy being the big brother, but it would have been nice to have a big sister, assuming our relationship would be as good as the one I have with the sister I have.

>> No.1700208

I have an older sister who used to act like an onee-sama, but lately I'm the one who has to help her out and give her life advice all the time so it's almost like I'm the older sibling. It's still not the same as having a real imouto unfortunately.

>> No.1700218
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1700218

My Clemenceau.

>> No.1700219

>>1700201
trust me you wont want to have a older sister. >.>"" It's like an extra cctv in your house

>> No.1700224

>>1700201

My big sister teased me relentlessly as we were growing up. Now she's almost homeless and miserable so I consider it karma.

>> No.1700230

>>1700184
I fap and delete; and only when I'm home alone.
>>1700185
I'm thinking of asking her why she's acting like that tomorrow. I used to sit on her bed, watch tv, and sometimes massage her everyday, we got along great. If I go in her room nowadays, she asks why I'm there and tells me to leave.

>> No.1700234

>>1700219
An extra tv with closed captioning?

>> No.1700235

>>1700175
Theres a sister thread about 3 times a week

>> No.1700246

My older sister is a doctor. I changed my major 2 times from being a bio major to chem major and now settling for accounting major. She yells and nags at me to do better at school and sometimes drops by my dorm and gives me left overs she cooked up. It's nice being loved and lavished with attention...I see why attention whores do what they do.

>> No.1700240

>>1700072

I don't want either. But I wouldn't mind an onee-sama raping me to death. That would be awesome.

>> No.1700241

>>1700230
The young lady just need some personal space

>> No.1700253

>>1700230
I'm assuming she thinks it's pretty creepy you do all that shit.

>> No.1700264

>>1700132
She's probably gotten to the age where she can instinctively pick up your pedo vibe.

>> No.1700267

>>1700072

me

>> No.1700275

>>1700253
What's creepy?

>> No.1700279
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1700279

>>1700094

>> No.1700308
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>>1700246

Ooh, I'm jealous.

>> No.1700314
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>> No.1700334

>>1700230

My little sister started doing that at around 12 also. She used to play with me and ask me tons of questions. When middle school hit she started to ignore me. I guess she found her own group of friends and doesn't want to talk to her big brother any more....;_;

>> No.1700351

>>1700334
How about a game of pretend? I can be your sister and you can be mine.

>> No.1700353

Fuck yes. Well, really, I want a girlfriend who's LIKE an onee-sama minus the incestuous part.

OH GOD SIGNUM IS HOT

>> No.1700354

>>1700246

I havn't talked to my older sister in years....I'm literally burning with jealous rage

>> No.1700372
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1700372

I want one, but that's not enough, I also need to be very young and impressionable.

>> No.1700380

I want another man to RP as a yurified Sakuya to my Letty. Any takers?

>> No.1700390

>>1700235
More like 3 times a day.

>>1700334
It may still be early, but my sister will be 13 this Spring, yet she and I still get along and do things together. Of course, I do give her her space, so that probably helps. I'd kinda hate to one day have her no longer want to play games with me, because then I'd be stuck playing FPS deathmatch games with my dad.

>> No.1700389
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>>1700354

I talked to my older sister last month, but she doesn't even have a college degree, much less is a doctor. I wish my sister would drop by my dorm ;_;

Her cooking is atrocious, though.

>> No.1700401

>>1700353
My girlfriend fawns over me when I get hurt, nags me about my general health, loves to hang out with me and just chill, and is also really hot. EAT IT.

>> No.1700423

>>1700230
>>1700334
it's called puberty, ie that thing that turns nice little girls into huge bitches

>> No.1700444

>>1700389

My doctor sister has terrible cooking too. But just the fact that she drove 20 min into the city to drop it off makes it taste amazing. On another note, I get free medical exams from her. It's not as arousing as you guys would imagine. More embarrassing since everytime she asks me about my sexual history and I have to reply with none.

>> No.1700452

>>1700401
>My girlfriend
Cool story, bro.

>> No.1700460

>>1700444

Oh god I am literally shaking with jealousy right now. Does she grab your balls and make you cough?

>> No.1700477

>>1700452
It's more likely than you might think. Some guys have pretty weird ideas of what's 'hot', for one thing.

>> No.1700478

I have 3 onee-sama's and 1 imouto.

>> No.1700486

>>1700478
onee-samas*

>> No.1700488

>>1700460

Once. It was awkward as fuck. Thank god I'm too young to be checked for prostate cancer. Most of it is just feeling my necks lymph nodes and drawing blood. She has shaky hands.

>> No.1700492
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1700492

ronreyfaggotry

>> No.1700501

>>1700444
Could be worse. If you did lose your virginity any time soon, it would probably become big family gossip because she'd probably be proud of you.

>>1700423
Not always. Fiend I grew up with didn't change that much after puberty, if anything, she became even more awesome.

About the only annoying thing was for a short while, she started to kinda lord it over me that she made it first, and tried to treat me like a kid because she was all "mature" and everything.

Knocking her into the mud or the local pond a couple times put an end to that though.

>> No.1700506

>>1700492
>ronreyfaggotry
>Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw

>> No.1700507

>>1700488
I wish my sister would grab my balls.

>> No.1700520

>>1700492
Bad Fate. Those tits belong to Shamal.
Your ass belongs to Nanoha.

>> No.1700543

>>1700492

We're on /jp/. It's like a prereq to be ronery to be on /jp/.

>> No.1700562

>>1700488
>drawing blood
>shaky hands

Oh god, you've reminded me of the time when I got blood drawn as a child and my vein collapsed because the nurse used too large of a needle. Did you ever fake being sick to get her to touch you?

>> No.1700564

>>1700115

You know what you must do.

>> No.1700588

>>1700562

No. But she does always ask if I am depressed. I guess she has picked up on my loner tendencies and my preference to lock myself in my room and browse /jp/ and play VNs all day.

>> No.1700600

>>1700520
I can imagine Fate and Nanoha getting pretty kinky...

>> No.1700627
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>>1700600

>> No.1700637

>>1700627
That's not kinky.

>> No.1700663

>>1700637
>That's not kinky.

Correction: what's shown isn't kinky.

>> No.1700673
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1700673

It's like she's both!

>> No.1700679

Threads like these are why I love my basement. I will spend the rest of my life dicking around with my five computers (all running Unix-based OS's), beating off all over myself to futa porn at 2:00 AM and thumbing trough Perl, Assembly and C compsci books, only to leave my house during the week for 7.5 painless daily hours of writing hideous vbscripts and staring off into space. You don't know peace and inner perfection until you've collapsed on the unwashed, mildewed rug in front of your computer with the bowl of cereal you were eating after fapping impulsively for the fifth time today to the same JAV rape/vomit porn avi and knowing that whatever misfortune may visit you in the distant future, you can die happilly knowing nothing need surpass this moment, even though tomorrow will be better but otherwise no different, just like yesterday. I am complete.

I am /g/.

>> No.1700683

come to think of it
if i had a big sister who's hot with nice melons
i'd probably end up doing whatever she asked

>> No.1700694
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>>1700543
faggot

>> No.1700701
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>> No.1700702

>>1700694
>faggot
>Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw

>> No.1700703

Why did I have to be such an asshole to my sister when she was younger? We could have been cuddling and laughing, but instead I fought with her and called her names. I'd be willing to redo all of middle and high school if I could go back to those days and spend more time with her ;_;

>> No.1700709

>>1700694
Hot damn, do want.

Pith the damn title's half in Kanji.

>> No.1700763
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1700763

I wish I had an onee-sama that kept me out of this terrible lifestyle of mine ;_;

>>1700389
That picture... is from Red Shift right? Fuck I loved that game.

>> No.1700780

>>1700683
I have one and I do almost anything she asks. Not because of how she looks (I'm not attracted to 3D) but just because I try to be a nice person, especially to my sister.

>> No.1700827

>>1700709
I have it. It's very futa. I can upload it for you, but it'll take me ages since I've used all my data cap for the month (four days until it clicks over ;_;).

I really must get around to making a v4 of my Nanoha NSFW torrent. I'm up to over 400 doujins now.

>> No.1700839

>>1700827
<3

Austrralian? I feel your pain.

>> No.1700850

>>1700839
New Zealand actually. We have better plans here than there, but I've recently moved house and the plan here is still a shitty one and not a good one. I used to get 60GiB for $100NZ/mth, now I'm on 20GiB and it hurts.

Upload's started now, expect it in at the very minimum half an hour.

>> No.1700861

>>1700850
http://narushin.sakura.ne.jp/circle.htm

find these doujins

>> No.1700862

>>1700850
Thanks. Also, I pay $130NZ/month (thank you, online converter) for 80Gb/month over here.

Fuck Australia. Especially Tasmania. ;_;

>> No.1700864

>>1700072
an onee-sama... *cry*

I keep thinking about Shion x Satoko and Ennis x Czes when I remember....

>> No.1700868

>>1700850
What kind of speeds were you getting on the 60GB plan? I pay about $60AUD for 150GB a month, but I'm with TPG and I've heard bad stories about them but none of them have come from me.

>> No.1700877

I don't need anyone to take care of me, but I do want the kind of girl in OP's pic.

>> No.1700880

>>1700862
The next plan up for me at my old place (and what I'd like to get here but am limited by the pre-existing contract) was $140NZ for 100GiB.

>>1700861
Hmm, don't have any of those three. If they happen to pop up on my radar I'll grab them of course, but don't expect anything huge. I've bought the odd doujin from japanese e-shops, but only in electronic form and most doujins are hardcopy only until someone scans them.

>> No.1700883

Onee-sama is only for girls and shota. How many of you here fit the bill?

>> No.1700896

>>1700868
Typical speed from a torrent was around 400-500kB/s, from a DDL usually around 800kB/s, sometimes going over a meg per second. So pretty nice.

>> No.1700904
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1700904

>>1700883

>> No.1700905

>>1700104
>>Onee/Onii-sama's are for people who can't think for themselves

No. We need an onee-sama because we need to pour out the pain of our souls, that they're there to catch us when we're going to fall to pieces, just like that. Because that pain is too much to bear alone, and more so knowing that this God business is bullshit.

>> No.1700925

>>1700905
No, that's what an aniki is for. Do you really want a girl who'll just dress you up in girl's clothes and fuck you, or do you want an awesome big brother who believes on you no matter what?

Fuck, this is /jp/, who am I kidding.

>> No.1700939

>>1700862
Fuck yeah, a fellow Tasmanian. Never thought I'd see one around here.
Which ISP are you with? I'm getting Telstra wireless at $130 per month with 10gig bandwidth.
Shit fucking sucks, let me tell you.

>> No.1700943

>>1700925
How about an awesome big sister that'll believe in me no matter what I do, and also dress me in girls' clothes and fuck me?

>> No.1700945
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1700945

Why go through the trouble of choosing between an imouto and an onee-sama, when you can have both on the same sister?

I wish I were her nii-san ;_;

>> No.1700953

>>1700939
Oh wow. Hey dude.

I'm with Eftel. DO NOT GO WITH THESE GUYS. Their helpdesk is useless, and I just got off a week of having no internet thanks to a fuckup on their end.

I get an 8mb connection with 80GB cap. When it's actually working, it's good. Aside from half my uploads to here resulting in errors from the stupid software this ISP uses.

>> No.1700954

>>1700925
I wish to be the little girl etc.

>> No.1700959

>>1700925
I've got two little brothers, one of them is a wigger, and the other doesn't respect me at all. The only thing we do together is fight.

Why couldn't I have sisters ;_;

>> No.1700962

>>1700943
Only if it's a reverse trap who demands that you call her aniki instead of onee-sama.

>> No.1700967

>>1700939
Wireless internet is always fail.

>>1700694
This is at 60% now, btw.

>> No.1700972
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>>1700763

Yep, Red Shift. I loved it too; I didn't have high expectations of it but it ended up blowing me away by the end.

>> No.1700983

>>1700967
>btw

>> No.1700976

I'm an only child. I would be happy with either a little sister or an older sister. As long as the age-gap isn't huge. Really though I want both ;_;

>> No.1700977

>>1700925
The kind of onee-sama I mean, is that, someone, who you can run to and cry in her arms. Or something.

>> No.1700979

>>1700905
knowing that this God business is bullshit.

'Knowing'?

>> No.1700984

I have an older sister she is very mean i am very glad i moved out of the house so i dont have to see her face anymore

>> No.1700986

>>1700977
That's more of a girlfriend/lover area.

>> No.1700989

>>1700979
Don't drag this thread in that direction.

>> No.1701003

>>1700986
Not really. You could have an onee-sama in a way, that's motherly to you.

>> No.1701006
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This man will bar you from ever seeing loli again.

>> No.1701019

>>1701006
The internet filter's close to dead, politically. Liberals and the Greens are both against it, and at least one of them would need to greenlight it for the bill to pass.

As for another anti-loli-affecting bill... one's likely to be tried. He's staunchly religious, and has no problem waving that fact around.

>> No.1701027

>>1701006
He looks like my uncle.

>> No.1701031

I wish to be the little shota

>> No.1701043

>>1701006
He would if he could, but he can't and he's not one of your oh-so-precious Moral Guardians who are so full of shit, just a religious guy who doesn't understand weeaboos.

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>>1700967
>Wireless internet is always fail.

Tell me about it. However, given that getting wired internet set up would have been hideously expensive (apparently), I didn't have much choice.

>> No.1701053

Hey, what if Akiha was the older sibling instead of the other way around with Shiki and her?

>> No.1701054
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>>1700694
Doujin upload is complete.
[Patricide] SUKAATO no Shita no Gekijou.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/?dvirvj5ynmm

>> No.1701057

>>1701053
Nothing would change.

>> No.1701061

>>1701047
You don't have a landline phone connection? ADSL is awesome.

>> No.1701064

>>1701054
Thanks dude.

>> No.1701068
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>>1701054

>> No.1701076

>>1701064
np, half the reason I've collected so much Nanoha hentai (seriously, 400 doujins and a shitton of images is a fucking lot. It takes up something like 4.2GiB on my HDD) is so I can upload it for people. Lots of it I've only ever browsed through once since I don't like futa much myself.

>> No.1701088

>>1701076
why? nanoha's not that good.

>> No.1701107

>>1701088
It does get a lot of good doujin, though.

>> No.1701108

>>1701088
Seriously? I have no idea.

It's my favourite Mahou Shoujo show (well, the first two seasons are), but I'm not really sure how that grew into collecting multiple gigs of porn for it. I just started at some point and kept going.

I've released three torrents so far of it all, and I'm well overdue for a fourth but a) I need to sort a bunch of it and b) 20GiB/mth cap atm.

>> No.1701117

>Nanoha

gb2/a/

Seriously, why do you guys insist on discussing Nanoha on /jp/?

>> No.1701124

>>1701108
It's not really a magical girl show. Gets shounenish. Except still good.

>> No.1701125

>>1701117
Because it's an offshoot of the image the OP posted?

Being pedantic about what does and doesn't go on /jp/ is stupid. I'd agree if the entire thread was purely about the anime, but what little Nanoha discussion there is is heavily slanted towards the doujin.

>> No.1701143

Where can I pick up Nanoha doujins? Translated.

>> No.1701144

>>1701108
I prefer Shounen to Shoujo.

>> No.1701153

>>1701124
/a/non once said:
>Nanoha stopped being a magical girl show when they went into space to fight robots.

I personally describe it as a mecha show, where the pilots are little girls and there arent actually any mecha.

Nonetheless it is still a magical girl show albeit not in quite the same vein as others. I like it more than I like CCS for example, but I like both nonetheless.

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>>1701061
Well, the thing is, the place I've moved into I'm sharing with someone. They've got upstairs, I've got downstairs. The phone line needs to be split to get to my room, which is the expensive part. On top of having to pay several hundred dollars for parts, the guy actually doing the work charges an arm and a leg for labour as well. Would have ended up costing a grand or two to get it done, so I got ADSL/2 wireless instead. Cost a hundred and something bucks for the modem doodad and that was it. Get decent enough speed out of it, fairly stable connection, too.

>> No.1701183

>>1701164
Line splitter out of the wallsocket and then run a cable downstairs. Not that hard or expensive.

>> No.1701184

Ive never wanted an older sister, I guess because I'm the oldest and I like my place on the sibling totem.

>> No.1701193

>>1701184
I'm an only child who moved on average once every 18 months. I have no idea what having a sibling or even an old friend is like. ;_;

>> No.1701201

>>1701193
I feel bad for you, I get along with my siblings great and we're all great friends. I'd probably be very lonely if I was an only child (since making friends outside of family is harder for me).

>> No.1701931

My nii-san is gay.
But he lives really far away so I guess it's fine.

>> No.1701972

Where's the link to the thread about Seung Park's hikikomori nurse sister?

>> No.1701984

I am a nii-san. my little brother is a frat boy, an average college student in every sense.

I'm... I'm Anon. My grades are stellar, my social life is nonexistent, and I spend my free time on the internet.

WHO HAS FAILED HERE?

>> No.1701987

>>1701984
You, because you didn't believe in your little brother so he could believe in you.

>> No.1701991

>>1701972
speaking of Seung Park, his philosophy about "escapes" is wrong as hell.

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>>1701991
that's all one ginormous troll dude

>> No.1703388

I'd like a Onee-Sama

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