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Yuyuko is annoying me!!!! Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 14:38:58 2017 No.16989730 [DELETED]

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Hello people! My name is Youmu! I just bought a computer from the village and I would like to know how is your day going!

Anyways, I have a few questions to ask you people, what do i do about Yuyuko? She always- well... She wants to sleep with me in night! I know, it's childish (don't make fun of me please >///<) but she just wont leave me alone! I'm telling her to sleep by herself, because she always interrupts me from watching my katana VS other swords videos! Also, her breasts are WAY too large. How do I convince her to eat less?

Thanks a lot, you guys!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:40:35 2017 No.16989741 >>16989730 >yuyuko's day out.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:42:10 2017 No.16989747 Tell her she's gonna die of obesity if she keeps overeating.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:45:11 2017 No.16989761 >>16989730 Hi Youmu, I know you don't know me but will you please marry me? I promise I will make you the happiest girl in the world!

>>	Mai Mon May 8 14:59:22 2017 No.16989825 File: 501 KB, 759x700, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16989730 Convince the gap hag to reopen the Makai barrier and I'll help you.

>>	Mai Mon May 8 15:08:56 2017 No.16989870 File: 400 KB, 987x735, me and my pet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seriously, it's unnaturally crowded here. It doesn't help that a certain undead spirit is stuck here with us.

Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 15:17:02 2017 No.16989912
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>>16989761
W-well, I don't feel like I'm ready to bear a child, however, I might change my mind, depending on your power level! Make your way to Hakugyokurou and we will talk about it! Yuyuko doesn't let me outside without permission...
>>16989747
Sigh, I always say that to her. She just does not listen to me....
>>16989825
Yukari-sama looks shady... I don't like her at all, but Yuyuko and her keeps going in and out those gaps! I really wonder what they do in between them

Also, I took a pic for you guys! Do i look good? ( ¬ _ ¬ ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:22:40 2017 No.16989942 >>16989912 You look like a dork.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:23:22 2017 No.16989945 File: 158 KB, 748x478, yuno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 15:32:47 2017 No.16989995 >>16989942 Thats not very nice! Everyone calls me a dork ;_; Please explain why!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:32:58 2017 No.16989997 File: 176 KB, 1000x750, IMG_20170817_Eientei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You think you have it rough? Let me tell you about my boss and co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:34:50 2017 No.16990009 BOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:36:43 2017 No.16990024 >>16989995 Why would you take a picture of yourself crying? Also, who puts their fingers together like that. You're weird!

Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 15:42:51 2017 No.16990070
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>>16990024
I was just done yawning, I've been watching katana videos since i got this computer, and Yuyu is telling me to get some sleep ;_;
I took a new one, and applied a background frame! Please tell me if you think i look cute!
>>16990009
:O
>>16989997
Please explain, Eirin looks like a nice lady and Tewi is a fluffy bunny!

>>	[Stressed out Kaio-shama] Mon May 8 15:43:18 2017 No.16990074 File: 135 KB, 400x400, 1494272598069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990009 《Doremy and Kogasa are the only ones that even talk about us. I can't find Rumia or Renko and Kasen is sworn to secrecy on pain of Suika》¤

Mai Mon May 8 15:44:44 2017 No.16990088
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>>16989912
I can't help someone like you. In fact, I wish to crush you.
I want to crush those with lots of lewds when I only have a few lewd images of myself with my pathetic excuse for a friend. I want to crush those who get to be playable characters when I haven't been in a Touhou game since Touhou 5. I want to crush all of the happy people when I can't feel a damn thing!

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:45:03 2017 No.16990091
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>>16989730
Youmu! I know this has nothing to do with what you ask but I wil say, you're awesome, pure, marvellous and a girl with a gold heart Youmu, you deserve more than what you have, Yuyuko have much lucky to have a fantastic gardener like you, even in the worst situations you never give up to serve your master in the best way possible, I can't help you with this problem with Yuyuko but I'm pretty sure that you find a good solution! please never change your dedication, your charisma and your beautiful smile! that you show for all, I hope you become playable again soon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:47:47 2017 No.16990114 File: 114 KB, 629x896, ss+(2017-05-08+at+10.45.21).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You think that's bad? I don't even know where to start!

Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 15:47:50 2017 No.16990115
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>>16990088
What game? Are you one of those conspiracy theorists?
Maybe some day you should stop shitposting from your little hell-realm and dig a way out! Most people don't even know who you are!
You made me angry, therefore i must post an angry picture of me!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:48:37 2017 No.16990121 This is some next level autism. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:49:18 2017 No.16990125 File: 36 KB, 377x311, How do I computer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dfiozndoifha;fe ;ial;i

>>	[Stressed out Kaio-shama] Mon May 8 15:49:58 2017 No.16990130 File: 268 KB, 649x650, 1494272998345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990088 《Preaching to the balconies sister》¤

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:52:50 2017 No.16990147 >>16990114 Shut up you poopy brat. I bet Sakuya changes your diaper twice per day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:53:08 2017 No.16990151 Still better than AskUdonge.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:54:11 2017 No.16990160 File: 432 KB, 1000x1000, 1440702419194.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha toho role play!

>>	Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 15:54:15 2017 No.16990161 >>16990091 Thanks a lot, stranger! I love you too! ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ Where did you get a picture of me by the way?

>>	Mai Mon May 8 15:55:57 2017 No.16990170 File: 522 KB, 800x800, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990115 Eventually I'll escape. I have all of the time in the world. Even getting blasted to bits by that damn ghost wasn't enough to end my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:45 2017 No.16990220 >>16989825 >>16989870 >>16990088 >>16990170 >best girl will never come back feels bad man

>>	Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 16:03:10 2017 No.16990225 >>16990170 You are surely smug, however you still look like you are the child of Remilia and Okuu.

Mai Mon May 8 16:06:00 2017 No.16990248
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Hopefully meido won't ban me for this apparent roleplaying. There's only one IP for all of Makai so Mima and Rika will be out for my head.
Then again, I'm often out of theirs when they get banned.
>>16990220
You're not quoting anyone, son.

>>	Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 16:06:30 2017 No.16990254 File: 843 KB, 999x1066, Wai!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I also sometimes pleasure old men from the human village for money.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:06:34 2017 No.16990256
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>>16990070
I'm a prank magnet, a shady drug test subject and a war veteran.
You don't know the real Tewi or Eirin. Here, see this picture of just before Eirin did a test of a penis growing drug on me. I don't even remember what happened afterwards, but miss Kaguya looks at me in a funny way every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:07:45 2017 No.16990269 best girl will never come back

[Stressed out Kaio-shama] Mon May 8 16:08:12 2017 No.16990272 [SPOILER]

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>>16990121
《Well, look which backstabber decided to allocate an A.I. bio-savestate to our miasma archipelago timeframe. Really, look for me, I can't tell but my high school girl senses are tingling - and that means you've been talking with Kaiser Grandpa Beardsley the catatonic. So, you think this is *next*?》
>>16990125
《It's happening in the classic world again - STOP》

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:08:47 2017 No.16990277 >>16990248 I'm quoting this guy >>16990269

>>	Youmu_Konpaku Mon May 8 16:09:40 2017 No.16990284 >>16990254 WAH!!!! THIS IS NOT ME!!!! I AM NOT POSTING THIS!!! ;_; Stop it right now you rude!

>>	Tewi Mon May 8 16:21:45 2017 No.16990384 File: 75 KB, 361x254, IMG_4179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990284

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:38:17 2017 No.16990494 File: 383 KB, 1250x1425, 1488183809920.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just make her hibernate desu senpai lmao >>16990125 Get off the laptop Chen I'm running some important algorithms on it.

>>	kasodani Mon May 8 16:41:22 2017 No.16990509 File: 238 KB, 444x343, Kyouko Kasodani.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:03:00 2017 No.16990637 European swords are better

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:05:36 2017 No.16990651 Who in the human village would even sell computers? The only person in Touhou I'd expect to have one for sale would be Rinnosuke, but he's pretty out of the way

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:09:37 2017 No.16990669 >>16990651 Someone get this guy out of here!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:12:17 2017 No.16990680 >>16990617 you are in my timezone! where you from dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:19:36 2017 No.16990727 >>16989730 Eat a dick, this is a human only site. DEATH TO ALL YOUKAIS! HUMAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE!

Alolan Rumia, tabloid freelanc(...) Mon May 8 17:28:53 2017 No.16990767
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You're a bunch of coerced zombie Bidoof fags and I...just why? WHY!? WHY is this your limit? WHY not go for more... I'm going to break the bones of that limey showmonger.
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Time to make good on a vow Kasodani.

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