Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon May 8 06:23:26 2017 No.16987369 [Reply] [Original]

Strong monsters are good monsters.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:24:55 2017 No.16987371 Maids are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:26:50 2017 No.16987373 Archived so early? Is jp picking up pace?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:27:42 2017 No.16987374 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x806, 1494239262690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick your Oni anons

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:29:16 2017 No.16987378 >>16987374 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:30:41 2017 No.16987381 File: 1001 KB, 840x900, 1397039236895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987374 Living dangerously there anon. I'll have the small one though, she's deliciously smug.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:33:48 2017 No.16987389 File: 378 KB, 907x900, 1493601486933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987374

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:36:31 2017 No.16987396 >>16987381 >Living dangerously there anon. perhaps but not without precedent, also I want big red, i hope she bites

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:39:50 2017 No.16987414 >>16987374 I want Red and Blue to hold me down while the little one force-feeds me sake via kiss.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:42:53 2017 No.16987422 >Loli onis are great >Adult sized onis are great >Big tall muscled onis are great This is witchery I tell you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:44:51 2017 No.16987432 >>16987389 I'll take blue. Or blue will take me as the case may be.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:44:57 2017 No.16987435 >>16987422 No, witchery would involve witches and dark mages.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:44:59 2017 No.16987436 File: 454 KB, 1280x1174, 1482380293314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987422 >Oni mages Oh my, sake based magic when?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:45:12 2017 No.16987437 File: 905 KB, 1390x1154, 5009be4d24a2a8624bbd4ab8625a98b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987422 Christmas cake onis with pipes are top tier too. Onis are perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:48:35 2017 No.16987448 Real oni hours? Give me a loli red oni or a large strongfag red oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:48:57 2017 No.16987449 >>16987437 I don't know why I find those pipes so sexy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:50:25 2017 No.16987451 File: 667 KB, 810x1080, 1471514811054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987448 Its peak oni hours

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:52:12 2017 No.16987455 Is it time to aggressively grope oni abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:53:48 2017 No.16987457 >>16987455 careful, they grope back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:55:03 2017 No.16987460 >>16987457 Not if you do it from behind and hug up close to them, they can't reach you then!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:55:10 2017 No.16987462 >>16987436 >Oni who can only cast spells when drunk She'd cause a mess >>16987437 >>16987449 Pipes trigger men's deepest most primal instincts of breeding CCs with pipes are for worshiping until they allow you to soil their pure bodies

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:56:15 2017 No.16987465 I need an aggressive delinquent Yeti who drinks like an Oni and gives rough, drunk cuddle hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:56:30 2017 No.16987467 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987460 hope you prefer loli oni, cause on a big one your face will be either in her crotch or bottocks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:58:02 2017 No.16987471 >>16987437 >ywn be the favorite 'boytoy' to a CC Oni brothel owner I didn't need this pain so early in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 06:58:40 2017 No.16987472 >>16987467 Getting a faceful of Oni ass while fondling her abs is the dream Definitely worth the hip shattering rape that comes afterwards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:04:00 2017 No.16987487 File: 535 KB, 999x714, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987374 Shuten pls

Anonymous Mon May 8 07:04:25 2017 No.16987489
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>>16987449
Two types of monster girls smoke pipes. The first type being the dominant type who uses it as part of her intimidation factor, a monster girl giving you a stern look from behind a pipe as smoke partly obscures your vision of her and when she takes it out her mouth to speak, you know you better listen.

The second type is the high class prostitute who rather than using it to scare you, uses it to seduce. The way she handles that thing with her delicate fingers and puts it between her lips? Wouldn't you rather that was something else that's a bit more fleshy?
>>16987471
>she rewards you by saying you can fuck any of her girls for free and do what you like with them
>you pick her and she laughs before pulling you into a lewd embrace
Sometimes whorehouse owners can be good girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:05:12 2017 No.16987491 >>16987487 Ibaraki is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:11:33 2017 No.16987506 >>16987491 My nigger!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:12:30 2017 No.16987508 >>16987471 >>16987489 >Whorehouse owner prices you so high that none of her customer can purchase a night with you >Blames you for not bringing in any money >Asks how you are going to repay her, after all she feeds and houses you So?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:19:32 2017 No.16987535 >>16987508 I'd offer to be her personal slave and fulfil any desire she has. Any.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:23:08 2017 No.16987551 >>16987535 >any desire she has. Any. You could try earning her some fucking money for a start.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:23:58 2017 No.16987555 >>16987535 >Any. Anon, you're underestimating her lust and sexual frustration She had to oversee hundreds of people having sex every night while she was too busy handling the money and making sure her workers were safe

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:27:05 2017 No.16987563 >>16987551 It's not my fault she overestimates my value! >>16987555 I'd be there to take all that frustration for her, it's the least I could do if she was feeding me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:28:27 2017 No.16987568 File: 758 KB, 700x715, 1473205942811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987491 >>16987487

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:32:13 2017 No.16987576 >>16987467 You say that like its a bad thing. Time to be aggressive with the aggressive girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:33:14 2017 No.16987581 >>16987487 >>16987491 Both are good, although Shuten is sexier while Ibaraki is cuter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:39:16 2017 No.16987599 >>16987576 Getting aggressive with an aggressive girl is a terrible idea Unless you want to experience what if feels like to be raped so hard that you do the double peace sign

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:40:52 2017 No.16987601 >>16987467 >loli oni Fine too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:41:57 2017 No.16987603 >>16987599 Please! I'm going to give just as good as I get! Do you think that big, muscled on I is prepared for me to start groping and kissing her without caring what she has to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:45:19 2017 No.16987612 File: 500 KB, 990x990, 62571043_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real Oni hours. Some chose to hide their muscles.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 07:46:05 2017 No.16987614 >>16987601 not really, since your face WONT be in her crotch or bottocks

Anonymous Mon May 8 07:53:26 2017 No.16987640

>>16987603
She will be flustered and confused for a moment
If you manage to overwhelm her during that moment you might have a chance, otherwise you can already say goodbye to your pelvis

>>16987612
Soft Onis are great too
I want to bury my fingers in a soft Oni's buttcheeks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:06:13 2017 No.16987690 >>16987640 Then forward I go, pressing her into a sweeping kiss

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:07:05 2017 No.16987697 >>16987614 You're not making any sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:08:21 2017 No.16987706 >>16987614 A loli oni can safely sit on your face while you feel her abs I'd rather go for her sensitive nipples though

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:14:34 2017 No.16987732 >>16987374 Red one seems like fun.

Anonymous Mon May 8 08:27:33 2017 No.16987784

>>16987374
Let me guess:
>Blue is baby crazy and wants you to knock her up with triplets
>Red is the stereotypical Oni who loves good sake and a good fucking
>Loli Oni is smug as can be but she's a total virgin and will even get startled when you finally whip it out for her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:38:39 2017 No.16987829 >>16987449 Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXr7pHspWSg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:38:58 2017 No.16987830 >>16987369 >that collar I like this chick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:40:49 2017 No.16987838 >>16987374 Sadistic dom, gentle dom and rough dom from left to right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:44:34 2017 No.16987853 >>16987599 If you're a fucking lanky porcelain faggot, sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:45:39 2017 No.16987858 >>16987838 I'll take the middle one then. I mean, she'd still get rough or sadistic on occasion, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:46:13 2017 No.16987860 >>16987784 I'd guess >blue is gentle and likes being on bottom while lovingly embracing you >red is a huge tomboy and freaks out if treated like a girl >loli is into gentle femdom and is a massive kiss slut

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:47:00 2017 No.16987862 >>16987838 Rough dom then.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:48:48 2017 No.16987872 >>16987860 >Just then Mail Order Zipangu brides had a massive uptick in Blue Oni requests. How can Red Onis even compete?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:53:12 2017 No.16987879 File: 282 KB, 675x900, 1435727894876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that it's okay to bully NPCs, they have no feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:53:23 2017 No.16987880 File: 341 KB, 633x800, 61514818_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987872 Blue onis are excellent. Also I figured the artist stopped drawing those onis a long time ago but it turns out he gave the blue one some more art this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:54:24 2017 No.16987883 >>16987880 Gonna drum a solo on those cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:54:41 2017 No.16987885 >>16987879 I'd dump my souls into her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:55:16 2017 No.16987886 >>16987879 Why does she have pancakes on her face?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:56:24 2017 No.16987890 >>16987886 It's supposed to be wax. I don't remember why she had it though, if there was a reason anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:56:31 2017 No.16987891 >>16987886 It's wax

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:57:07 2017 No.16987894 >>16987890 Hot wax on her face? This is too much bully for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:58:50 2017 No.16987901 >>16987860 >blue likes being on bottom Into the trash she goes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:59:15 2017 No.16987906 >catch up on the posts from the previous thread Why is midnight 4chan time top shit taste hours? Is it all the strayans and leafs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:59:15 2017 No.16987907 File: 1.36 MB, 1330x1170, 1466050315624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's no time to explain, come with me if you want to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 08:59:41 2017 No.16987910 How would an Oni react to finding out you were a teetotalitarian?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:01:42 2017 No.16987923 >>16987906 Midnight of which timezone?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:04:14 2017 No.16987935 >>16987923 I assume he means server time, so EST.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:05:48 2017 No.16987939 >>16987910 She takes a big swig of the strongest stuff she can find, and forces you to drink it by kissing you and forcing it down your throat..

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:06:42 2017 No.16987945 >>16987883 Blue Onis are kind and gentle, don't be too rough on her You wouldn't want to harm that smile, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:07:42 2017 No.16987953 >>16987945 Gonna make her wear a ballgag, her smile means little in the face of the happy glow of a sub in bliss.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:08:28 2017 No.16987956 >>16987945 Don't ruin another girl with your threadcanon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:10:16 2017 No.16987973 >>16987953 Onis are absolutely not for doming Please seek help or a flayer ASAP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:10:44 2017 No.16987975 >>16987956 >Imagining an mg as a sub is "ruining" Then don't ruin Tio with the pelvis crushing dom meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:10:45 2017 No.16987976 >>16987956 But the girls from the images people are talking about aren't even from MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:11:10 2017 No.16987980 >>16987973 You know what the worst part is? I'm not even a dom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:11:22 2017 No.16987982 >>16987975 I never did. Now it's your turn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:12:43 2017 No.16987988 >>16987982 Someone did and nobody bat an eye at it. I'll appreciate my things and you won't stop it either.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:14:48 2017 No.16987996 >>16987976 This. This isn't MGE general. Hell, half if the monstergirl pictures posted here aren't from MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:16:29 2017 No.16988010 >someone is butt blasted about the thought of a sub oni It's not like they're hellhounds or ushis, this is so retarded it doesn't even deserve a (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:20:36 2017 No.16988036 >>16988010 >implying being as buttblasted as they get about a sub hellhound isn't retarded

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:22:30 2017 No.16988048 File: 250 KB, 1000x1000, 1438853297253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there fighting here?

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:23:09 2017 No.16988051

>>16988010
The problem with this place is that dumb faggots treat KC's setting like the q'ram.
>MGE is the only relevant setting and all momstergirls must follow its retarded shit to the letter
>You can't umagine a girl who deviates from her profile because hurr
>Headcanons (read: Free thinking) are discouraged and bitched at
Literally no different than two-digit-IQ sandniggers. This is the Syria of mg communities.

Just watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:23:33 2017 No.16988054 >>16988048 Yes. Too bad I don't have my battle Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:25:07 2017 No.16988066 >>16988047 I want to hug it. I also want to burry my face in those thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:25:38 2017 No.16988070 >>16988051 you dare insult the holy encyclopedia? brothers, burn this heretic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:26:27 2017 No.16988073 >>16988047 Those butterflies aren't actually there. She's smoking some strong spirit stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:26:41 2017 No.16988074 >>16988051 >Headcanons (read: Free thinking) are discouraged and bitched at In most cases it's because it's stupid but it's not like an oni being on bottom is anything out of the ordinary. Most oni porn out there is like that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:29:23 2017 No.16988092 >>16988073 Smoking butterflies must be weird as fuck. I wonder if it would be possible to do it with something like a Titania.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:30:02 2017 No.16988098 >>16988092 Please don't give Titanias drugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:32:13 2017 No.16988109 >>16988098 She's a pure airhead big fairy. We would be fine having some fun, probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:32:21 2017 No.16988111 >>16988098 I kind of want to give a Flayer LSD, and then molest her while she is tripping balls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:32:40 2017 No.16988112 >>16988047 >Loli with pipe Does not compute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:33:25 2017 No.16988118 >>16988074 >Most oni porn out there is like that anyway. Just like meme elves, that doesn't make it any good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:33:34 2017 No.16988119 >>16988112 That's just a short girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:33:44 2017 No.16988121 >>16988111 Imagine sharing trips with a flayer. It must be weird as fuck when you see cosmic horrors and the effect gets to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:34:28 2017 No.16988125 >>16987975 Isn't the point of Tio that she's gentle but can't control her strength

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:34:28 2017 No.16988126 >>16988111 We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:34:44 2017 No.16988128

>>16988074
>having your own fantasy tailored specifically for your tastes is stupid
I don't understand you people. Whenever someone calls you out for having a fantasy they don't agree with, you tell them not to judge someone else's fantasy.
But when someone else has a fantasy you don't agree with, one of you attack it anyway. It's a never ending cycle.

This is not the headcanons' fault. It's this thread's double-standards and lack of awareness for its hypocrisy. This is why everyone from outside loves to shitpost here. This place is a joke, like a "You can act stupid in here" containment thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:35:49 2017 No.16988134 >>16987907 What's that? Come on you if I want to live? I need an anubis dressed as pharah

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:35:54 2017 No.16988135 >>16988125 Yeah, she's gentle and clumsy, not rough and domineering. Learn the difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:37:02 2017 No.16988144 >>16988135 You said pelvis crushing. There's an image like that of Tio because she does it without wanting to. I don't see your point.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:39:00 2017 No.16988156 >>16988144 I said pelvis curshing dom. Dom. Something she isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:39:10 2017 No.16988158 >>16988128 >The whole thread is one person Right, because no one here ever has conflicting opinions.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:40:33 2017 No.16988167 File: 208 KB, 912x688, Meanwhile inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 was quite something Estella, you should go see it rather than listening to silly old anons flinging fertilizer around.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:41:03 2017 No.16988171 >>16988158 >>The whole thread is one person Pretty much, since it never changes or achieves anything. It's one person with multiple personality disorder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:42:03 2017 No.16988178 >>16988171 This must be what IRL tsundere looks like.

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:43:29 2017 No.16988186

>>16988128
>I don't understand you people. Whenever someone calls you out for having a fantasy they don't agree with, you tell them not to judge someone else's fantasy.
Yes because you can totally tell what me, an anonymous person on 4chan usually posts..
>This is not the headcanons' fault.
Yes it is because the moment it gets posted it's no longer "headcanon" contained only in your head but a public post on an image board open to replies.

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:46:41 2017 No.16988206

>>16988186
>The moment it gets posted it's no longer "headcanon" contained only in your head but a public post on an image board open to replies
It's not stupid just because it was posted. People who disagree with are stupid, too stupid to hide/ignore posts they don't like, since it's a subjective thing. Autism.

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:52:47 2017 No.16988237

>>16988206
This has to be the dumbest thing I've read here in moths. So people should be allowed to make a public post, on a public imageboard with whatever opinion they want and people who don't like it should just hide it and not reply?

Yeah you can eat shit.

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:54:17 2017 No.16988245
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>>16988121
It would be nice to hold a soft Flayer while her body responds to the strange sensations and visions we shared. Flayers are for such things.
>>16988126
She's been spooked! Cover your ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:54:19 2017 No.16988246 File: 846 KB, 905x1280, 1465445792709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delicious!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:55:32 2017 No.16988254 Well, looks like we're still not getting a new girl today from KC...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:55:38 2017 No.16988257 >>16988206 I agree. Can we talk about NTR please?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:55:56 2017 No.16988258 I want to take my daughteru to the zoo on her day off from school!

Anonymous Mon May 8 09:57:52 2017 No.16988274

>>16988237
>So people should be allowed to make a public post, on a public imageboard with whatever opinion they want and people who don't like it should just hide it and not reply?
If it doesn't interest them and they have no other form of response that isn't autistic screeching or telling them to stop liking things in different ways, then yes.
It's called not hating on another man's fetish, a.k.a. not being a fucking chromossome burglar. Something you seem to be.

>>16988257
You know damn well I'm not talking about the /d/ shit. You have mg threads over there to discuss yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:59:35 2017 No.16988282 >>16988257 sh8 b8 m8 0/8

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:59:52 2017 No.16988286 >>16988258 That's cute! Daughterus deserve to have a happy time while they check out the animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:01:10 2017 No.16988296 >>16988245 I bet her tentacles would get all wonky and she would turn mushy. It would be an experience out of this world.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:02:04 2017 No.16988306 >>16988257 THINKING

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:02:23 2017 No.16988308 >>16988286 >kobold daughteru joins the wolfs' howl with a cute, high pitched "Awooo~"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:02:54 2017 No.16988313 >>16988286 Take her to the Paladin cage. They love that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:03:50 2017 No.16988317 >>16988274 You really don't seem to get how the site as a whole works, I'm not going to waste any more time on some hippy who thinks everyone should hold hands and never disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:06:00 2017 No.16988328 >>16988258 I have to wonder how my daughterus would react to seeing colorful birds and tigers for the first time.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:06:47 2017 No.16988338

>>16988317
>Site as a whole
That's just /v/. Everywhere else people just do it for shitposting.
If you'd rather spend your time bitching at things you don't like like a stupid ape than talking about things you like, do as you wish. If you bother me, I'll tell you to fuck off,

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:07:23 2017 No.16988339 >>16988254 He usually releases one on tuesday if it's not a weekend release. >>16988257 I bet you want to get cucked you filthy degenerate.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:07:56 2017 No.16988345

>>16988308
Shit, that's adorable, your daughteru deserves a headpat for being cute. Wan daughterus and waifus all over the zoo start howling and "Awooing".

A sight cute enough to cause mass heart attack's for husbandos.

>>16988313
>"As a special occasion ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon you'll be watching a LIVE corruption!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:09:35 2017 No.16988356 Please stop this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:09:39 2017 No.16988357 >>16988328 >"Look daddy! That animal looks like Ms. Davis!" >"That's right sweetie! Ms. Davis is a Jinko and that is a tiger."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:11:03 2017 No.16988367 >>16988357 Miss Davis sure wishes she could have a nice habitat and regular meals.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:11:17 2017 No.16988370 File: 731 KB, 2893x4092, 8879730eb8f3f345409588a4c73519f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blue skinned stacked demon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:11:25 2017 No.16988371 >>16988345 That must be an interesting show.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:12:11 2017 No.16988378 >>16988357 That's adorable. It'd also be funny to see another animal and say that it looks like their own mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:12:22 2017 No.16988381 File: 192 KB, 1300x1726, 3192970fcf06d4ac7fb9dfee1431ed23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988370

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:12:28 2017 No.16988382 >>16988367 Poor CC Ms Davis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:12:39 2017 No.16988383 >>16988370 But that's just Jeeves, the butler.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:12:50 2017 No.16988385 >>16988381 Continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:13:31 2017 No.16988389 >>16988371 It sure is. You get to watch as the species voted most by the audience rapes and corrupts a paladin and then assists her innocent little squire with fucking her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:13:42 2017 No.16988391 >>16988381 Gonna put her in shibari.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:13:45 2017 No.16988392

>>16988258
I'm not much for going to the animal jail, but I would absolutely do it for my daughteru if that's what she wanted to do on her day off.

>>16988308
It would be 100% worth it for this though, that definitely sounds like something my daughteru would do. Watching her have little awoo conversations with her animal counterparts would be too cute.

Knowing my daughteru she;d probably want me to be her 'zookeeper' when we get home, and I would be happy to oblige her with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:16:17 2017 No.16988404 File: 777 KB, 745x1887, 1493757724740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >never used to like ice queens >can't stop thinking about cuddling one lately Admit it, which girls did you start liking all of a sudden at one point?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:17:51 2017 No.16988413 >>16988404 Salamanders. Don't know why, I guess it was all the running and indirect kisses.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:18:51 2017 No.16988421

>>16988404
Alps. Not sure why, they're just coming to mind recently. This happens a lot, certain MGs coming to my mind and I can't stop thinking about them.

That barb ice queen is fucking perfect. That lingerie is lewd, barb always draws best lingerie.

Barb is a real G, good vibes goes out to that guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:19:06 2017 No.16988422 >>16988413 >indirect kisses Care to clarify a bit?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:20:35 2017 No.16988429 >>16988413 >tfw no Salamander to drag me along for a run and give me encouragement and reassurance while she runs at my side

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:20:49 2017 No.16988430 >>16988422 Like drinking from the same can of soda or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:20:59 2017 No.16988431 >>16988413 I see the culture of jogging and sharing water bottles is spreading.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:21:32 2017 No.16988433 >>16988404 Cancers. I just started liking them randomly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:21:38 2017 No.16988434 File: 733 KB, 2305x2348, 1475774902635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988422 Sharing waterbottles with your running partner Salamander. It was all the rage a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:22:25 2017 No.16988440 >>16988404 Kobolds. Then one became my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:22:35 2017 No.16988441 >>16988430 >>16988434 Dammit, I leave for a month and miss all the good Salamander stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:22:55 2017 No.16988442 >>16988430 >>16988434 >>16988413 "Indirect kisses" are a meme. You're just exchanging bacteria.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:23:21 2017 No.16988445 >>16988434 I remember when this was first drawn. Short little Anubis just wanted him to stick to the damn schedule.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:24:06 2017 No.16988448 >>16988441 >month This has been going on since way before a month ago. >>16988442 Grumpety-grumpety-groo!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:24:26 2017 No.16988452 >>16988434 Indirect kisses are lewd. I want to do one with my running buddy MG if she'd let me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:24:58 2017 No.16988457 >>16988404 Redcaps and Gremlins. I think I just like troublemakers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:26:04 2017 No.16988462 >>16988448 >Grumpety-grumpety-groo! Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:26:29 2017 No.16988463 >>16988442 Nah, saliva contains SE and DE so it's really fucking lewd. A monster girl can get addicted to it, we can see it happening a lot with sallies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:27:13 2017 No.16988466 >>16988462 I'm saying you're grumpy. The "no fun allowed" type. You had no reason to reply to those posts and complain, but you did. Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:27:41 2017 No.16988473 >He'd actually confess his feelings to the salamander who helped him get healthy Explain yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:28:20 2017 No.16988476 >>16988473 I'm desperate for a toned ass on my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:28:47 2017 No.16988480 >>16988463 Getting a sally addicted to my own spit sounds like a fun time. It might even lead to her becoming a desperate kiss slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:29:32 2017 No.16988483 >>16988463 >spitplay Fucking ew.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:29:52 2017 No.16988486

>>16988413
>>16988434
I may have been responsible for starting that with the three choices.
>>16988421
Alps can be cute to tease and then get teased by when they become big breasted stage 3s. Not my first choice of monster girl but they're okay.
>>16988433
Kuu crabs are nice, do you like soldier beetles too?
>>16988440
Found love where you least expected it? That's cute.
>>16988457
How about goblins? They're massive trouble makers too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:30:13 2017 No.16988487 >>16988476 You'd seriously want the sweaty, after work out, toned, firm butt of a salamander on your face? What are you some sort of man with supreme taste?

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:30:29 2017 No.16988488

>>16988473
What's there to explain anon? She's been there for you day in and day out just trying to help you get healthy, to help you get to the point where you can help yourself and no longer need somebody else to assist you. And she did it out of the goodness of her heart, she didn't do this just for a quick fuck, she just enjoys seeing and helping others get into physical shape and have a better quality of life.

If I still have to explain things to you anon, I don't think you understand love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:30:36 2017 No.16988490 File: 585 KB, 1152x648, 57f3721c6cb93615ee3be35d59ac2a0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are your brides now.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:31:11 2017 No.16988493

>>16988480
It's what happens most of time. Fighting against a sally can be dangerous too especially if there is a lot of sweat. Poor girls have it rough with anons that like to exercise.

>>16988483
I'm not talking about spitting inside the bottle, just the little residue that's left when you something in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:31:16 2017 No.16988494 >>16988480 I want to drink from the same cup at that Wock who gives me a disgusted look!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:31:32 2017 No.16988495 >>16988487 >spoiler I don't know about that, I just started off liking the idea of a black-scaled Salamander taking me back to the Metal Ages for some Brütal Legend hijinks and things escalated from there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:31:35 2017 No.16988497 >>16988490 Why do I need three brides? I didn't ask for any brides.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:32:19 2017 No.16988501 >>16988486 I do indeed like Soldier Beetles too. Mostly the part of them actively looking for "tree sap".

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:32:22 2017 No.16988502 >>16988486 >Found love where you least expected it? That's cute. Pretty much anon. I never thought it'd happen but I'm so glad it did.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:32:57 2017 No.16988505 >>16988378 >"Mommy and I look lots like that one!" >"Oh honey, you're more than that. You're a special and noble and don't let anyone tell you differently" >SPECIES: COMMON LIZARD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:33:02 2017 No.16988507 >>16988404 Automatons because of 2B

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:33:06 2017 No.16988508 >>16988486 I remember talking about doing it with my waifu a long time a go, though it does fit better for sallies. It's my fetish so I'm glad it grew a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:33:11 2017 No.16988509 >>16988488 Can I marry her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:33:16 2017 No.16988511 >>16988490 Well alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:34:18 2017 No.16988516 >>16988509 That's your only option after confessing to her like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:34:33 2017 No.16988518 >>16988505 MERE COMMON LIZARD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:36:05 2017 No.16988525 >>16988493 At least they won't be aware of their spats getting stolen when they hit the showers after a long exercise day. >>16988505 It doesn't help that I love Salamanders and ended up waifuing one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:36:05 2017 No.16988526 >>16988518 Daughteru no!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:38:01 2017 No.16988535 >>16988497 >Why do I need three brides? Why don't you?

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:38:03 2017 No.16988536

>>16988501
They're great girls, it's hard to go wrong with any of the kuus KC has done if you like that type of girl.
>>16988502
Always good to see a man happy with his waifu.
>>16988507
I think that goes for a lot of people. I've always wanted Automaton to be a thing so when the profile hit I was over the moon.
>>16988508
It's a fine fetish, personally I'm fond of indirect kisses with unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:38:20 2017 No.16988538 >>16988525 Dick got hard just by imagining her ass on those booty shorts. Goddamn salamanders are top girls. Showers with one would be pretty nice too because of the steam.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:39:23 2017 No.16988546 >>16988404 >Admit it, which girls did you start liking all of a sudden at one point? Wights. It's not a recent development, but I can't remember what it was that suddenly made them number one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:39:52 2017 No.16988548 >>16987369 Lizardman art I haven't seen before? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:40:39 2017 No.16988553 >>16988536 There is just something oddly charming about a large Soldier Beetle blankly looking up at me and strongly siphoning my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:43:01 2017 No.16988566 File: 224 KB, 1381x978, 1465790076921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987487 >>16987568 >Shuten will never sit on your face

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:43:39 2017 No.16988568 >>16988535 Because they'll start asking me to do things and I can barely muster enough energy to life right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:44:14 2017 No.16988572 >>16988538 Best part about Salamanders in booty shorts is that after while of moving around, the shorts will start flossing their butts harder than their tails already might. Also, Sitting down in a bath with a Sally would be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:44:30 2017 No.16988574 >>16988536 I like to imagine myself kissing the hand of a high ranking girl such as a dragon and having her kiss it when I'm not looking. I find it cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:45:47 2017 No.16988587 >>16988538 See? See? This is how it happens! This is how they get you!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:47:37 2017 No.16988597 >>16988566 I'm not addicted to loli onis

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:49:03 2017 No.16988606
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>>16988546
Wight was the girl it happened to me with before it happened with Ice Queen. I guess I've got a thing for noble types and royalty lately.
>>16988553
That's lewd anon, the good kind of lewd though. They look awfully soft too which makes them perfect for hugs.
>>16988574
She would probably imminently start plotting how to get a more direct one from you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:51:48 2017 No.16988621 >>16988606 Yeah, Soldier Beetles are good girls. I'd share an apple with one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:52:54 2017 No.16988626 >>16988047 Is she an artist OC? Because I see a Seibah and some Dorafs as part of the same image set.

Anonymous Mon May 8 10:53:24 2017 No.16988631

>>16988572
The flames would instantly attract my eyes to her butt and I wouldn't resist looking. If she wore some sports bra it would be too much to me too.
I would be fully open to teasing because I wouldn't stop admiring her body.

>>16988587
Doesn't help that I jog and play sports and I also have a thing for assertive girls in spats.

>>16988606
That would be fun to see. The closer she is to a kiss the more her tail burns so it would be easy to figure it out, though I would play innocent.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:54:35 2017 No.16988636 >>16988074 Sub oni are top tier desu. I'm glad they're a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:55:36 2017 No.16988643 >>16988621 >share an apple with one >get to the last part and treat it like a pocky game >>16988631 >I would play innocent Oh you tease, she would take it by force eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:56:58 2017 No.16988650 >>16988636 >Sub oni are top tier desu. Holy fucking shit. I read this as "sugar and flower are top tier" and I have no idea why. Help me, the cake shoggoths are whispering into my mind!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:57:09 2017 No.16988651 Who is your waifu anon? Tell us her name and her species.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:58:24 2017 No.16988660 >>16988643 When she does I would say "took you long enough" and give her a big surprise smooch. I want to see her tail explode.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:58:50 2017 No.16988664 >>16988651 She's human

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:58:58 2017 No.16988667 >>16988651 You're not getting me you damn squirrel. Besides, I have a harem and not a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 10:59:48 2017 No.16988671 >>16988631 I mean, seeing a big firm and bouncy Salamander butt and thick swaying tail is enough to just lift it up and prone bone her. Also,teasing a Monstergirl with a built in hype meter is quite lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:00:20 2017 No.16988673 >>16988660 That's when her tail flares up to the maximum it can go and she pins you down to shower you with more kisses. Once she knows it's what you want she's not going to hold back.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:00:55 2017 No.16988678 >>16988643 Great, now I can only think about a Soldier Beetle hiding her blushing face.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:01:14 2017 No.16988681 >>16988651 Squirrel be gone! You already know my secrets and I'm afraid of saying anything else, might you expose me!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:01:30 2017 No.16988682 >>16988434 Is that Anubis supposed to be a shortstack or lolibaba?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:02:39 2017 No.16988690 >>16988667 >>16988681 you guys are fags.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:03:03 2017 No.16988692

>>16988651
What about waifus who don't have names?

For example: let's say a monster girl went into solitude for so long that she completely forgot her name
Or maybe, no one bothered to give her a name since she was a monster

Do you name her yourself? What's the proper way to handle that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:03:47 2017 No.16988699 >>16988692 You'd decide on a name for her together.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:06:29 2017 No.16988709 >>16988692 My waifu doesn't even have a name. I just imagine her having a nickname and that's it.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:08:07 2017 No.16988715

>>16988671
God I would need some unholy will to resist slapping and giving her ass a good grope, enough to leave a little mark on her tight butt. I swear to god if her tail wraps around my arms and she smiles back at me she won't be jogging the next day.
Also, the hype meter is what makes the teasing good. You know what are her weakspots because of it so you can just attack them freely without a worry.

>>16988673
I wouldn't hold back either, but being in the shower would be bad as things would get so lewd the steam would be filling the whole place. People might think there is a fire or something going on.
They wouldn't be exactly wrong though.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:11:49 2017 No.16988736

>>16988699
That sounds cute though that's a huge decision
If either of you regret it you'd probably change it on the spot thus desecrating the meaning of a name

>>16988709
Is she a Dragon that forgot her name because she was too busy building her hoard?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:13:35 2017 No.16988742 >>16988736 No, just a Salamander who never needed a name, got married to a dumbass and then needed something other than 'wife' to be reffered to as.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:16:21 2017 No.16988757 >>16988690 It's a generic waifu question, so of course some people are gonna have fun with their responses.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:16:42 2017 No.16988761

>>16988715
She might not be jogging for a week. Especially when handstand sex comes around.
Also, I'll be honest, the hype meter is the best part because they can just lie to your face about being horny as hell and have their tail exploding right behind them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:20:38 2017 No.16988785 >>16988692 We'd think up cute nicknames, and I'd aress her by those, until I thought up a name that fit her perfectly some years later. And if we unearth her name and I feel it doesn't fit, we toss it and keep on thinking!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:20:52 2017 No.16988787 Loli monstergirls are for _____.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:21:13 2017 No.16988791 >>16988667 >Harem Harems are haram expect if it's 5 girls are less Bigamy a best

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:22:00 2017 No.16988796

>>16988761
I'm sure her pelvis and butt would recover nicely, she is a strong girl.
I also wouldn't resist teasing her in public, making her tail burn stronger and brighter, making people look at her which would make her even more embarrassed. Promises of her punishing me later would be guaranteed.

>>16988651
My waifu a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:23:03 2017 No.16988803 >>16988787 Giving tummies full of cummies!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:24:40 2017 No.16988811 >>16988787 Protecting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:25:45 2017 No.16988818 >>16988796 Strong girls get strong sex. It's only natural. Also, from the sounds of it, you would start massaging the tip of her tail on a bus and not finish the job, wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:25:47 2017 No.16988819 >>16988791 It's roughly 5 girls I think.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:27:21 2017 No.16988830

>>16988787
Whatever you want them to be for anon! Barring the few unmentionables of course.

Personally though, my daughteru is for cuddling and protecting and expressing my endless love for her in whatever way I can. Also setting her on my lap, carefully helping her pull her shirt off and giving her gentle, playful nipple massages.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:28:24 2017 No.16988836 File: 703 KB, 900x1200, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988787 Lolidom

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:28:47 2017 No.16988839 >>16988819 >Roughly You don't even know how many waifus you have? Do you plan on jumping in a small Khepri pit or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:29:53 2017 No.16988846 >>16988818 Yep. I would casually grope and rub myself on her as she begs me to stop since her flame is going crazy. That or I would keep praising and confessing my love while we are out on a date just to see her go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:33:45 2017 No.16988857 >>16988429 I wanna get fit with a salamander! I want to have wrestlesex with her! I wanna fight with her! I wanna let her win just so she can make me lick her fit stomach muscles!

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:36:21 2017 No.16988866

>>16988846
That's pretty lewd. It's also pretty great since she would have to walk around town visibly and clearly aroused while not having an outlet of get rid of her sexual frustration. Barring an empty alleyway, of course.
Also, IIRC, Salamanders are pretty obsessed with complementing and praising their husband, according to the profile. So it'd be neat to flip that the other way and see how they get.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:37:26 2017 No.16988874 >>16988857 Would she even need to fight you to get a lick?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:38:42 2017 No.16988879 File: 407 KB, 662x1032, radical faction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sasuga radical faction. I bet she's a demon in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:40:34 2017 No.16988888 >>16988597 Yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:41:01 2017 No.16988890 >>16988879 >black sclera >abs She's a beauty.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:41:48 2017 No.16988895 >>16988787 Getting on top of her in the doggystyle position.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:43:10 2017 No.16988899 File: 322 KB, 972x695, lolidom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988787 Obeying.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:43:42 2017 No.16988904

>>16988866
I would have a lot of fun with her, but I feel like there would be a time where she would start to fight back by praising me and depending on how she does it I would grow red just like her flames. We would probably need to burst into an hotel at some point to cool things off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:44:01 2017 No.16988905 >>16988879 Radical faction girls are the best >>16988890 I was about to say exactly the same

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:45:52 2017 No.16988914 >>16988899 I want 300 in 10,000's body, to give her headpats in loli form and hard dickins on her adult form that only manifests when she's considerably horny or blood-drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:46:04 2017 No.16988917 File: 3.48 MB, 2265x3023, 62798598_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988787 Sitting on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:46:30 2017 No.16988921 >>16988787 Keeping in strict chastity and locked in cages so nobody lewds them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:48:19 2017 No.16988930 >>16988914 Way to go and ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:50:00 2017 No.16988942 >>16988904 It's a double-edged sword, but atleast it's better than getting to the point of jumping in a dark alley, which isn't even dark anymore considering the horny fire newt, and making love loud enough for someone to file a noise complaint.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:50:16 2017 No.16988944 >>16988839 It's not that I don't know how many I have, it's exactly 5 but if a new girl comes along who captures my heart then it may expand.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:53:49 2017 No.16988961 >>16988930 How did I ruin anything/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:54:31 2017 No.16988964 >>16988961 You know exactly what you did.

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:54:42 2017 No.16988965

>>16988942
I don't know. The motel fee might be extra high due to some furniture breaking too.

Maybe it's better to go through the day without making the world burn, but that would be pretty hard. I guess fucking a lot before the date would also help keeping my teasing in check.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:55:09 2017 No.16988968 >>16988917 Goddamit, I'm definitely a lolicon now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:56:47 2017 No.16988976 >>16987374 red and blue

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:57:27 2017 No.16988977 File: 443 KB, 1100x1561, loli Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988968 Only if the lolis have fat asses.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:57:28 2017 No.16988978 >>16988964 Looked at a picture you posted, through up a scenario that was nice, and posted that scenario? You're being unreasonable anon

Anonymous Mon May 8 11:57:33 2017 No.16988981

>>16988944
>if a new girl comes along who captures my heart then it may expand.
That's very slutty sounding, but I know how you feel
And you're doing a good deed by marrying all these monster girl, you're saving them from a childless life of loneliness
I'm sure the vast majority of monster girls have a positive view of men who want harems

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:58:57 2017 No.16988986 File: 1.40 MB, 3568x3008, 6bc6dee533882a16b891bb3ebb6cc9be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988787 Marrying

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:59:58 2017 No.16988987 >>16988787 Belly button kisses

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:00:27 2017 No.16988988 File: 460 KB, 715x767, gazer 34no404 sm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A wife commission finished. >>16986605 Only around half a dozen more are in progress.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:01:33 2017 No.16988991 >>16988917 >not anal in every position and spanking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:01:41 2017 No.16988992 >>16988787 Putting in a collar and poundjng her ass doggystyle.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:02:56 2017 No.16988997 >>16988988 Lewd pointing. Also >only around half a dozen

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:03:30 2017 No.16989000 >>16988787 head pats and nothing sexual

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:03:45 2017 No.16989001 File: 1.17 MB, 935x1275, 1480658896412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16988988 I haven't seen 34s art in a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:03:49 2017 No.16989002 >>16988981 They probably don't care all that much. Having a harem and deciding that if it's bad or not is completely up to the guy.

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:03:49 2017 No.16989003

>>16988965
>breaking
How about scorch marks on the ceiling and walls on top of all the other stuff they regular would have to deal with. Like somebody taking supplements for semen production and having to clean it.

Mind you, the 'trying not to get kicked out of a movie theater for being too lewd' aspect of dating a Salamander is kind of one of the fun parts about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:05:11 2017 No.16989011 >>16989001 Ew. What kind of abomination is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:05:25 2017 No.16989013 >>16988977 At least there is that to prevent me from going to further degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:06:03 2017 No.16989017 >>16988992 I like this. But only consensually!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:06:33 2017 No.16989022 >>16989001 34's really nice and has a great style. >>16988997 It's a lot less than usual, for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:07:25 2017 No.16989029 >>16989002 I meant in a general way Not in whether or not they would marry such a man

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:07:44 2017 No.16989031 >>16989011 Shortstack Equal Dragon Weapongirl from MH.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:08:31 2017 No.16989037 File: 258 KB, 583x1000, 59699583_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster girls and phones would be a terrifying combination.

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:11:25 2017 No.16989047

>>16989003
They would know us the moment we show up to get the tickets. I wouldn't even be able to do that cliche stretching thing without being thrown out.
Most movies would be watched at home while we cuddle on the sofa. There her flames go explode and dance however they want and we could play all night long without a worry other than noise complaints.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:11:27 2017 No.16989049 >>16989037 Your waifu ringing you up while you're at work and telling you what she's wearing?

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:11:41 2017 No.16989052

>>16989037
I'd only accept sexts if I had a phone made by a gremlin that could rewind time an erase data before it was transmitted, so I can comfortably look at lewd pictures the waifu takes for me with the piece of mind to know that data literally no longer exists, and no one but me can see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:14:02 2017 No.16989067 >>16989037 >I'll never get this text from a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:15:09 2017 No.16989073 File: 182 KB, 984x834, 1483767848818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16989052 Anon what? >>16989037 The amounts of nudes would be unbeliavable.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:17:07 2017 No.16989082 >>16989073 >Anon what? Who knows for what nefarious purposes people are intercepting radiowaves

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:17:29 2017 No.16989084

>>16989073
>So many TBs of nudes that one grows used to it from day 1
>Due to growing tolerance to nudes, what happens next it monsters sending pics of themselves in traditional dresses, too embarrassed to take them so often that anon grows tolerance to it

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:18:35 2017 No.16989092

>>16989037
I don't think my waifu would be much for phones, especially with her big meaty paws and all. I'm certainly not much for phones either. She'd definitely want one for emergencies and stuff, but that's about it.

Our daughteru would also have limited screen access as well. We'd get her a phone that can only call her mother and I and maybe a couple of her closest friends, and she'd only be allowed an hour or two of solo screen time a day. Family screen time wouldn't count towards that though.

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:18:58 2017 No.16989093

>>16989049
A lot of potential situations
>waifu telling you what she's wearing and giving you a boner at work
>the anubis you english classes to sending you a picture of her in her underwear
>redcap gang member sending you pictures of her weapon collection and telling you how she would use them on you
>manticore you've never even met before found your number and sends you a close up of her tail pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:19:13 2017 No.16989094 File: 692 KB, 896x1280, 1470880525009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16989084 Mons in cute dresses!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:19:33 2017 No.16989097 >>16989084 >Embarrassed monsters wearing sundresses Yes. >>16989082 If you are that paranoid I guess a gremlin could help you out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:24:20 2017 No.16989116 >>16989097 >If you are that paranoid I guess a gremlin could help you out. There's nothing paranoid about taking precautions. Plus, I may forget to delete pictures, so in the advent that any one other than me touches the phone it should instantly brick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:29:41 2017 No.16989143 >>16989047 Atleast in the comfort of one's home, you won't get caught getting a buttjob like in the back corner pf a movie theater.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:32:46 2017 No.16989159 >>16989037 How's a man to get work done when their waifu is sending selfies of her trying new lingirie you were looking up for her birthday and her sending voicemails of her masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:33:20 2017 No.16989163 >>16989093 >>manticore you've never even met before found your number and sends you a close up of her tail pussy It's like she wants me to frantically ask where she lives so I can rush there and assume the slut position

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:37:36 2017 No.16989185 >>16989159 He's not, the waifu is the one who is supposed to work.

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:39:56 2017 No.16989193

>>16989159
Work for a monster girl boss, she's bound to understand and let you rub one out at work.
>>16989163
>meeting up with manticore strangers
You might end up tied in a chair, blindfolded, toyed with until you can't take any more then toyed for a few more hours anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:41:37 2017 No.16989197 >>16989185 Not everyone wants to be a househusband waiting to get mounted by an 8ft tall Hellhound. >>16989193 That must be awkward to explain the first time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:42:11 2017 No.16989198 >>16989116 Be careful anon! Your co worker got your phone and he's going through your gallery. >>16989143 I'd lick her tail to see if it puts the fire out. I know what would happen but I would still do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:44:34 2017 No.16989210 >>16989037 A phoni.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:44:55 2017 No.16989211 >>16989037 There's a picture of a Yeti using a phone for a selfie, Yetis would put cute charms on their phones and take lots of photos

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:45:48 2017 No.16989216 >>16989198 >he doesn't have his phone set to delete everything after X failed login attempts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:46:00 2017 No.16989218 >>16989197 >Not everyone wants to be a househusband waiting to get mounted by an 8ft tall Hellhound. I'm not him, but my Kobold waifu would be the one who works and I'd be the househusband/stay at home father.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:46:12 2017 No.16989219 >>16989198 As someone who'd fellate the tip of a Salamander's tail, it would be hard to not find a reason to lick her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:48:22 2017 No.16989226 >>16988992 >Putting in a collar and poundjng her ass doggystyle. Collars fit loli wolfus.

Anonymous Mon May 8 12:49:24 2017 No.16989229

>>16989198
>Your co worker got your phone and he's going through your gallery.
I don't get it. In real life I don't have a co worker and if you're playing into the fantasy, I've already established that my phone becomes a paperweight when some one other than me uses it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:50:17 2017 No.16989232 >>16989218 I think I may have expressed that a little more negatively than I wanted to. But if you would want to relax at home and wait for your waifu to get back, then that is quite all right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:55:29 2017 No.16989262 >>16989232 I feel you anon, though I'd be doing all the house chores and stuff and caring for our daughteru when she gets back home from school too. I'd also be pampering my waifu and helping her de-stress every day when she gets home.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:58:17 2017 No.16989271 >>16989262 In my case, it would just be coming back home and princess carrying my waifu upstairs with any daughterus present calling me a shameless pervert.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 12:59:05 2017 No.16989276 >>16989197 I have nothing against working anon, and I mean, what man doesn't want to come home from a long day of work to see his waifu in naked apron? Working anons know where it's at. But I'm a house husband for my waffle.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:00:36 2017 No.16989281 >>16989271 Princess carrying is pretty comfy anon, I'm sure your waifu would feel happy and safe in your arms no matter what your daughterus say.

Anonymous Mon May 8 13:06:23 2017 No.16989301

>>16989276
I can get why someone would be a househusband though. It would be better than shooting down every other girl that tries hitting on you at a job.
>>16989281
It's moreso the fact that they would have a ridiculously high chance of walking in on me and my waifu obscenely fucking like wild animals. That's a special kind of shame that I would live with.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:08:15 2017 No.16989306 >>16989301 >spoiler They're little monstergirls anon, I'm sure they'd understand at least on some level. Though they may tease you about it, I don't know. Either way, they're your daughterus and they'll love you no matter what!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:08:28 2017 No.16989308 >>16989301 Knowing MGs, they might want to watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:10:38 2017 No.16989326 >>16989301 Exactly, and I can support my waifu while she tries to reach her goals. So many benefits and I love the sound of it. I know I'd be a great house husband! >spoiler I'm screwed if that happens. Infinite teasing.

Anonymous Mon May 8 13:13:02 2017 No.16989340

>>16989037
All of them would download those shady GPS apps that presumably track anyone's location using their phone number

>>16989084
>Scylla usually sends you close up of her pussy and other obscene pictures involving her tentacles
>One day you receive a picture of her in a white summer dress
>You can see her flushing bright red even though she is hiding her face
>10 seconds later she begs you not to put it online

Monster girls are strange creatures

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:16:08 2017 No.16989354 >>16989308 >daughterus prefer watching mama and papa make love over watching TV I could see it.

Anonymous Mon May 8 13:19:35 2017 No.16989376

>>16989308
That's the terrifying part, in my case anyways. At least they'd understand how things get done properly.
>>16989306
On the bright side, they'll still love me. Hopefully, they won't get some weird fetish though.
>>16989326
You either get teased by being called a prude for having sex in the dark while holding hands or a degenerate for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:20:49 2017 No.16989384 >>16989376 >On the bright side, they'll still love me. Hopefully, they won't get some weird fetish though. I think you'll be fine anon, unless you're doing weird fetishy stuff with your waifu and they see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:21:29 2017 No.16989386 >>16989376 I think I'd either just get teased for being a lolicon or for doing some degenerate sub act. The smug on those daughterus' faces when they walk in on me gagged, tied to the bed and blindfolded while the waifu teases my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:22:40 2017 No.16989396 >>16989384 They might learn to enjoy collars then. Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:24:55 2017 No.16989401 >>16989219 I wonder if you could get flames out of your nose. That would be a fun trick to try with waifu.

Anonymous Mon May 8 13:27:01 2017 No.16989407
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>>16989340
>haughty dragon sends you a picture of herself dressed as a housewife like this
>begs you not to show anyone and says her mother would kill her if she saw it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:30:25 2017 No.16989424 >>16989073 >tfw you find a pic of your drooling face on merefemalelizards.com >Her husband was the one who uploaded it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:47:48 2017 No.16989495 >>16988651 Name is last thing I haven't brought myself to imagine yet. Partly because I'm terrible at naming characters and partly she would become too real at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:55:18 2017 No.16989525 >>16989407 But her mother is doing the same for her hubby.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:55:46 2017 No.16989528 >>16989424 wait did you ntr some guy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:57:33 2017 No.16989538 >>16989525 She keeps it a secret in front of the daughter though, her husband is the only one she lets see her like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:57:43 2017 No.16989540 >>16989528 The tfw is from the perspective of the dragon anon. She's frustrated that her husband uploaded her ahegao on that site.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 13:59:02 2017 No.16989550 >>16989540 Oh, sorry usually the you refers to [YOU}

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:00:35 2017 No.16989557 >>16989540 >Dragon ahegaos while sleeping Oh man if mine did that I would also take a picture and add it to my hoard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:06:54 2017 No.16989575 >>16989557 She was probably having a really nice dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:08:28 2017 No.16989588 >>16989575 >She says my name Need to tap her female lizard size rising.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:11:12 2017 No.16989597 >>16989308 >the daughterus want to watch you doing it after you give your waifu a lolification potion

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:13:14 2017 No.16989607 File: 1.34 MB, 3264x1836, 0508171103b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better keep an eye on your Golems and Automata, unless you want their parts stolen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:13:46 2017 No.16989608 >>16989597 That kind of play is a strictly no spectators affair.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:15:15 2017 No.16989614 >>16989607 It's cool, the Gremlins responsible for it will return the parts in time. All improved even!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:15:55 2017 No.16989621 >>16989607 Well I guess it's time to find if the thief believes in magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:16:22 2017 No.16989622 >there are people who just want to be househusbands when demon realms offer the ability to go full Harvest Moon right in your backyard Talk about missing an opportunity. Unless you're stuck in a city.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:16:52 2017 No.16989625 >>16989614 It wasn't Gremlins. Somewhere out there is a Wendigo and Wurm with an Automaton's body, a Golems arms and shins, and two ahoges.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:18:16 2017 No.16989632 >>16989622 I'd prefer Rune Factory since I can kill things and spin attack off my tree house like a dervish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:18:54 2017 No.16989634 >>16989622 I'm stuck in a tower in the mountains. Shit doesn't grow so well up there. I wouldn't mind having a farm down by the foot of the mountain if I could have a portal there or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:20:06 2017 No.16989636 >>16989634 Mountain herbs usually grow up there and are often worth a pretty penny.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:21:03 2017 No.16989640 >>16989632 I said HM because I assumed more people would be familiar with that. Also keep in mind that almost all those wild monsters would be, well, MGs now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:21:35 2017 No.16989642 >>16989614 >Gremlins making improvements >Not just slapping together a bucket of malfunctions and saying "Hey at least she's more interesting!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:22:02 2017 No.16989644 >>16989640 Then I use nerf swords and weapons like in RF3.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:22:33 2017 No.16989648 >>16989642 >The defects add character!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:24:15 2017 No.16989654 >>16989648 >I fitted her internals with onaholes, so even when she breaks apart during sex, there's just more holes to fuck!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:25:30 2017 No.16989662 >>16989632 Rune Factory is honestly so much better than Harvest Moon in every aspect, it's a shame it ended while Harvest Moon continues.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:26:12 2017 No.16989666 >>16989654 >"She's got real depth now!" >Charon has followed Gremlin's Twitch account

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:26:29 2017 No.16989670

>>16989642
>Whenever the Gremlin starts getting defensive about the weird quirks and malfunctions of her inventions that still end up working she starts slipping into a cockney accent
>Conspicuous use of 'girlz' and 'boss' increases too
Dumb 'umie, its her culture ya git!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:26:50 2017 No.16989672 >>16989662 Yeah, shame that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:28:29 2017 No.16989681 >>16989644 It's still frowned upon to go and whack your neighbors with a nerf bat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:31:11 2017 No.16989691 >>16989670 >W-well valued customer, while it's true that our service adds a certain element of character to our models... >U-uhm, well... seez,explosions iz... r-romance? >Look! Do ya wanna make her cunt go boom or not, ya git?!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:31:55 2017 No.16989695 >>16989670 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:34:57 2017 No.16989707 >>16989691 I have no idea why, but the idea of a monstergirl referring to it as a "cunt" just turns me on harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:35:27 2017 No.16989709 File: 162 KB, 1035x698, 1493761422116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cake makes undeads gain heart pupils. If you can stomach the ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:36:37 2017 No.16989713 >>16989681 Now if only Wurm could understand that.

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:36:53 2017 No.16989714

>>16989636
That actually sounds fun. Growing herbs on a massive mountain. Using said herb for potions and selling the once we don't need. Would be hard but fun.
I just have to make sure to find a way to stop harpies for stealing them.

... Now I want to go and play stardew valley again. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:37:24 2017 No.16989719 >>16989709 >Just slapping the mushrooms on top >Not grinding them up and adding them to the cake mix. This is why the Sabbath is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:37:36 2017 No.16989721 >>16989709 You'd have to literally be suicidal to eat that, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:37:53 2017 No.16989723 >>16989709 Making Pharaoh or Wight go into heat makes me sure I'll be able to stomach it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:38:45 2017 No.16989729 >>16989719 The gray frosting is that mushroom though. But the base cake is just sponge cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:39:03 2017 No.16989731 >>16989714 >Harvesting herbs on the mountain A >Harpies always harass me with a distinct and slightly intoxicated "OI, MATE!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:39:28 2017 No.16989735 >>16989729 It's still bad presentation. 0/10, try again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:41:58 2017 No.16989745 >>16989729 >buy premade spong cake >slather on cheap frosting >put on undead mushrooms >"WA-LA! Authentic, top class cooking from the renowned Sabbath!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:43:14 2017 No.16989752 >>16989721 A normal human gets panic attacks when seeing that mushroom. Non-undead monstergirls get a bad stomachache instead. >>16989745 IIRC the Bapho gives you a "try again" mark if you make that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:50:30 2017 No.16989787 >>16989731 God damn those harpies. It's only a matter of time before they eat to much of some weird herb and go on a rape-rampage. A rapepage if you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:54:52 2017 No.16989797 File: 72 KB, 380x600, 1429132276424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I concur with OPs statement. Strong girls are love. Like Lilims. They can create their own lustful and vernal dimension just for you! Isnt that kind?

Anonymous Mon May 8 14:55:12 2017 No.16989800

>>16989607
Cute
That Automaton looks way too disappoint, did Sandy gamble her body away or something?

>>16989709
Don't ever cook with grey lamentation mushroom or you're going to attract hungry undeads
What will you do what a stacked Ghoul press her bare chest against your kitchen windows and licks it? You won't be able to focus on your cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:57:37 2017 No.16989813 >>16989797 I wonder if there's a beach resort in a pocket dimension where is it summer forever. Acceptable clothing there is either swimsuits or nude.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:57:59 2017 No.16989815 >>16989800 How annoying. At least the Vampires only start drooling in a most unladylike manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:01:11 2017 No.16989835 >>16989815 Can you blackmail a Vampire if you snap a picture of her drooling?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:04:58 2017 No.16989851 >>16989835 I guess. What kind of lowlife would do that thought?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:06:14 2017 No.16989856 >>16989851 Her daughteru

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:06:52 2017 No.16989860 [DELETED]

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what was mantis-fags opinion on the only mantis girl in the movies they will ever get?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:07:15 2017 No.16989863 >>16989797 >lilim But anon lilims are SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:07:50 2017 No.16989866 >>16989860 1. Not on topic 2. Her name being "Mantis" doesn't make her a mantis girl dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:08:16 2017 No.16989867 >>16989851 Someone who really, really want to have sex with her but isn't willing to become her personal blood bag slave She could turn the tables by making him addicted to her bite though >>16989856 Damn Dhampirs, they always take it too far

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:08:51 2017 No.16989869 >>16989856 What a ill-mannered child.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:09:05 2017 No.16989871 >>16989860 >3dpd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:09:14 2017 No.16989872 >>16989863 Anon, there's a saying that goes if you keep calling everything shit, chances are you're the shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:09:26 2017 No.16989874 >>16989866 its the closest they will ever get

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:11:06 2017 No.16989885 >>16989835 I wouldn't. It could be a sign of her going feral or into a bloodlust. Kind of reminds me of that pic of Christopher Lee's take on Dracula with the bloodshot eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:11:50 2017 No.16989888 >>16989860 Wrong thread shitter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:12:46 2017 No.16989892 >>16989874 Still off topic chucklenuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:14:15 2017 No.16989897 >>16989860 I liked her, but have you seen her actress? She looks totally different.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:15:13 2017 No.16989903 >>16989835 Wait, I though you couldn't take a Vampire's picture. Well "traditional" vampires don't have reflections or come out in photos anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:16:02 2017 No.16989907 >>16989860 She was a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:17:05 2017 No.16989913 >>16989885 Is this what happens to Vampires under the full moon? >Multiple Anons were seen twitching on the ground while having an ahegao. Their necks show serveral bite marks. >This is brought to you by Ratoskr News Network.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:17:25 2017 No.16989917 >>16989872 >calling everything shit, I only call lilims shit.

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:17:25 2017 No.16989918

>>16989903
You're actually totally right, but I think because vampires have almost none of their canon weaknesses, and KC hasn't said anything regarding this, its not too much of a stretch to assume the whole no reflection thing doesn't apply for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:27:30 2017 No.16989967 >>16989917 Bullying is yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:28:02 2017 No.16989971 >>16989918 Yeah, I mean if garlic is just mild state of drunkeness to them, then you might as well just say that mirrors are fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:28:16 2017 No.16989974 >16989396 >daughterus all come happily running up to you wearing collars they made for themselves out of ribbon >'Look papa, we're just like you and mama!'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:30:52 2017 No.16989986 >>16989974 Oh God no. Please don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:34:39 2017 No.16990008 >>16989974 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:35:14 2017 No.16990012 >>16989974 The thing is, I actually wear a collar and so does my waifu. So my daughterus doing this wouldn't be that much of a surprise. But holy shit would it melt my heart and make me cry with happiness.

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:36:19 2017 No.16990019

>>16989986
It's just a harmless craft project anon, all they'd want is your praise! Can you imagine how cute they'd look with those thick colorful ribbons tied snugly around their little necks, done up in little bows for added effect?

The more I think about it the more I'd really love to see my own daughteru in a ribbon collar. My waifu too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:37:25 2017 No.16990029 >>16990019 How could anybody interpret this as being lewd? This is top tier cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:37:26 2017 No.16990028 >>16990019 See KDF, this is the kind of cute idea I like. If that is you of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:37:53 2017 No.16990035 >>16989974 Thank god my daughteru knows what's up with collars and she'll never wear one. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:39:21 2017 No.16990044 >>16990028 It's me anon. >>16990029 Right? Collars don't have to always be lewd!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:39:21 2017 No.16990046 >>16990035 >knows what's up What is up with them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:40:57 2017 No.16990057 >>16990044 Exactly! I like to think me and my waifu's collars aren't just mere sex objects, but instead a sign of marriage and our love for each other. Sure they CAN be lewd in the bedroom. But most of the time it's pure and cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:41:17 2017 No.16990060 >>16990046 They are lewd most of the time and she also knows that her future husband is the one that's going to be the one wearing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:41:24 2017 No.16990062 >>16989974 Daughterus are the purest, cutest things ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:42:06 2017 No.16990067 >>16990019 From that perspective, then yeah, it's suddenly really cute. I just had a kneejerk response to the idea of it. At worst, I can just show them how to work with leather.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:43:56 2017 No.16990080 >>16990060 Well then I must applaud your daughteru for her fine taste. If she's putting the collar on her husband, then she's doing it right. You raised her well anon. >>16990062 Too pure for this world

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:44:37 2017 No.16990087

>>16990057
This anon gets it! Collars are really versatile, they can be incredibly meaningful symbols of love and marriage while also being part of just a normal everyday outfit.

>>16990067
That's fine anon, no harm done. Leather is a great collar material.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:45:04 2017 No.16990092 >>16990080 >Praising daughteru's taste What a weird feeling. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:47:37 2017 No.16990111 >>16990087 Cow leather specifically. Not that I would know. It'd be pretty cute to see them engraving their own names on their collars though.

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:48:14 2017 No.16990116

>>16990087
Not to sound too fruity, but I think collars look adorable fashion wise. I'd wear mine out in public while I'm shopping for food to cook for my waifu. Showing it off to all the people in the market. They be 'mirin. What about you man?

>leather is great collar material

True that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:48:32 2017 No.16990120 >>16990111 True that anon, it would. Helping your daughterus make their own collars would definitely give them more meaning too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:49:15 2017 No.16990124 >>16990116 My brother goes out wearing a collar. Trust me, it only makes you look like a fucking idiot.

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:50:22 2017 No.16990135

>>16990116
Yeah, I would proudly show mine off in public to show that I'm owned, once my waifu trains me to be comfortable wearing one that is. She and our daughteru would be the same.

>>16990124
In a human society yeah anon, but it'd be semi normal in a monstergirl society.

Anonymous Mon May 8 15:52:50 2017 No.16990148

>>16990124
I'm taking about monster girl land. I'd look like a idiot in real life.

>>16990135
Don't worry man, I know it wouldn't take that long for you to adjust to liking a collar around your neck. Especially with support from your waifu and daughteru. A man can do anything when he's got his MG family behind his back.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:53:31 2017 No.16990154 File: 2.71 MB, 3000x2000, __anubis_and_cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_bwsnowy__d2675d6873fd4110a3bceede50206591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did she managed to set it on fire?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:54:31 2017 No.16990163 >>16990148 >A man can do anything when he's got his MG family behind his back. That's very true anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:56:10 2017 No.16990171 >>16990120 Yeah, though I'm not sure how I feel about them wearing them out in public. It's probably fine though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:56:34 2017 No.16990175 >>16990154 Fat cat ass of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:56:53 2017 No.16990179 >>16989974 Bless their innocent hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:57:47 2017 No.16990184 >>16990154 >>16990175 She tried making a copy printout of her fat cat ass. It was too hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:58:03 2017 No.16990187 >>16990171 I'm sure it would be anon, especially if they choose outfits to wear that compliment their collars.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:58:45 2017 No.16990192 >>16990154 Tried to photocopy the her fat cat ass. That ass was on fire, yo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:59:14 2017 No.16990195 File: 389 KB, 800x800, 58170483_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990184 >>16990192 Hot ass mind

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:59:44 2017 No.16990199 >>16990184 You know under the desk blowjobs? She'd give you under the desk assjobs. Maybe some rough sex too if you're into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 15:59:52 2017 No.16990202 >>16988651 Irina, a hellhound

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:00:43 2017 No.16990210

Do you think if you tell a Cheshire she's got a fat ass while walking down the street she'll wink and give it a slap and wiggle for you? I bet they would. Fuck I love them.
>>16990199
Fucking unf, and yes. As long as its all using that beautiful ass that I can pull on the tail of.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:00:50 2017 No.16990212 >>16990187 Matching clothes are important. I will love my daughterus to the ends of the earth, but they are not leaving the house looking like a bunch of dumbassed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:00 2017 No.16990218 >>16990212 Good on you anon, fashion standards are very important!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:50 2017 No.16990221 File: 1012 KB, 1500x1304, 1490067357163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time to workout! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk9wCWo0-js

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:02:57 2017 No.16990222 >>16990210 Now here's the important question. Are you higher on the company tree or is she your boss?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:03:20 2017 No.16990226 >>16990212 My daughterus get to match their mommies clothing choice. It's what they and their mother want. It's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:03:24 2017 No.16990228 >>16990218 I'll get them a dictionary too. But yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:03:39 2017 No.16990232 >>16990210 If course they would, it's only natural. If they don't it means that they are either married or have someone special in mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:04:19 2017 No.16990238 >>16990228 Please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:04:53 2017 No.16990240 >>16990221 If you have an athletic waifu, it's your duty as a husband to be a couch potato to counter balance her high energy

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:06:00 2017 No.16990247

>>16990222
Typical tier: She's my boss.
Somewhat atypical tier: I'm her boss.
HIGHER LEVEL tier: She's from a rival company and teleports over just to harass me through the day.
>>16990232
That sounds absolutely right. I'm sure they'd at least still say thanks and smile while flashing a ring if they were already married. Maybe the more charitable ones would then tell one of their single cousins about you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:07:13 2017 No.16990265 >>16990240 Shit, I guess I failed that already. I do look like a nerd so maybe things are okay. >>16990247 Or maybe she would tell her daughteru. That would be fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:07:30 2017 No.16990267 >>16989867 >a noble undead being forced into a relationship with a lowly bloodbag How undignified, how degrading!

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:08:04 2017 No.16990270

>>16990232
>In MGC it's common for Cheshires to wear clothing that emphasizes the ass and exposes as much of it as possible when man hunting.
>If someone compliments their ass they'll tease him before beckoning him into an alley.
>If he follows, she'll press up against him, kissing his neck and breathing heavily as he gropes her ass.
>Then she'll slip a card with her name and address and vanish while telling him that if he wants to continue to go to her house.
>If he takes her up on it he'll be greeted in her room with the sight of her naked ass,
drooling pussy and her tail curved into a heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:08:17 2017 No.16990274 >>16990221 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:08:47 2017 No.16990278 >>16990221 But I just got into bed! I need a thicc cuddlebus. Even if my bed is tiny, she can have all the room

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:10:59 2017 No.16990299 >>16990278 A tiny bed just means more cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:12:08 2017 No.16990310 >>16990270 If there's anything that'd make a cityboy out of me, it'd be that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:14:40 2017 No.16990326 >>16990221 It would be really weird if my waifu was into training and work out since I'm so lazy. I'm just picturing her working out while I sit by the TV, playing games and eating chips.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:15:01 2017 No.16990331 >>16990221 80's workouts in leotards is what Momsters do to stay in shape.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:15:21 2017 No.16990335

>>16990270
Hot as hell, but funny to think of the ones who either take a long time to show up or don't for whatever reason take them up on the offer
>Cheshire bent over the couch, the TV on, watching some mindless shows while eating a bowl of cheerios, her fat ass on full display behind her as she yawns
>Checks her clock and shrugs, figuring she'll get him next time before giving herself one last shlick and heading up to bed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:16:44 2017 No.16990344 >>16990270 >If you don't go you wake up with a fat cheshire ass on your face Good end either way. That's what you get for complimenting cheshire ass though I would rather go for a slap or grope, especially if we are on public transport.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:16:46 2017 No.16990345 >>16990335 What if anon was waiting for her to start shlicking so he could fluster her?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:17:38 2017 No.16990352 >>16990335 >Anon loses the card she gave him. >Wanders the streets yelling 'FAT CAT ASS' looking for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:18:43 2017 No.16990358 >>16990352 That's pretty dangerous as it can attract various felines.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:19:20 2017 No.16990361

>>16990345
>Cheshire has a bundle of blankets, a bowl of cheerios and a spoon balanced between her arms and mouth, starts heading to the stairs to head up to her bedroom
>Anon bursts in the door and she gives a shocked 'Nyaar!' as everything goes flying in the air, the cheerios coming down on her head
>Angry ass assault ensues
No one pranks the prankster and walks away un-facesat!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:19:53 2017 No.16990365 >>16990299 Well that's reassuring.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:21:17 2017 No.16990380 >>16990361 >angry ass assault Do continue

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:22:03 2017 No.16990387 >>16990365 You got to look at the silver lining sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:29:50 2017 No.16990430 >>16990202 >anagram of Inari

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:31:57 2017 No.16990446 >>16990380 It'd probably be her sitting on your face and grinding it hard, only lifting it to give you momentary breaths of air. If you can get a grip on her head though, you could make her suck your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:33:13 2017 No.16990458 >>16990380 Imagine her fat ass slamming you against the wall so hard there's cracks in the drywall. She rubs it up with your dick lodged in with such force your body actually slides up the wall a bit. That is an angry ass assault.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:38:59 2017 No.16990498
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Would a Cheshire wear tight jeans to conceal a handprint from her husband smacking her massive butt, or would she proudly display it by wearing a skirt?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:43:14 2017 No.16990525 >>16990498 She'd wear it like a badge of honor.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:44:30 2017 No.16990533 [DELETED]

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>>16990221
/fit/ here.

already got a juicy booty. still only squatting 100kg though.

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:45:00 2017 No.16990534

>>16990498
It might differ from Chesh to Chesh and what her husband's preferences are.
Some might like everyone knowing 'yeah, I'm fucking this huge thing every night' while some might be more into only them even having the ability to see that phat booty in all its glory.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:45:26 2017 No.16990535 File: 3.64 MB, 2290x2856, 1490062008757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real Cheshire booty hours? I await the day we get a big booty bakunyuu Cheshire to go along with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:45:56 2017 No.16990538 >>16990535 >Big booty AND bakunyuu You delve too deep, and too greedily!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:45:57 2017 No.16990539 >>16990533 Fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:47:38 2017 No.16990547 >>16990538 I'm going to delve so deep we unleash demons! Then I'll kill those Elephants. I'll kill all those fucking Elephants.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:47:56 2017 No.16990549 File: 108 KB, 1147x1110, C-BN_9ZXUAEj8fW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990538 I aim to please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:48:30 2017 No.16990553 File: 948 KB, 720x720, 1487606444009.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why cant we have non lewd cats

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:48:55 2017 No.16990556 File: 737 KB, 822x1551, Some pun about pounding pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990535 What would you do if you woke up and saw this straddling you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:49:57 2017 No.16990560 >>16990553 Because catgirls of all but one kind are for lewd. The other kind is for dumpster fires.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:53:18 2017 No.16990589 File: 141 KB, 879x941, 1459536535316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990556 Thank her for at least waiting so I could be up to enjoy it, then immediately remove my pants. Kittens aren't going to make themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:54:44 2017 No.16990595 >>16990549 Cute, milky, cat tats

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:55:57 2017 No.16990604 >>16990556 Ask her if there are any jinkos in this world yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:56:26 2017 No.16990605 >>16990589 Well she couldn't have any fun with if you were just laying there all cute and helpless. She wants to see how you react.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:56:31 2017 No.16990606 >>16990553 You think that cat isn't lewd, anon? Just look at her face. She's obviously plotting something perverted.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:57:07 2017 No.16990608 >>16990604 >not going for the cheshire/jinko hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:57:33 2017 No.16990612 File: 126 KB, 456x448, 1461113982007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990605 That's good, because I want to see how she reacts, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 16:59:02 2017 No.16990622 >>16990608 Unless I see muscles and stripes, it's a no from me

Anonymous Mon May 8 16:59:05 2017 No.16990623

>>16988651
I can't even imagine one. Too fickle, too torn, too indecisive. Besides, what would I have to offer her? What does she gain from being anywhere near me?

It's not like reciting the dates of Hastings, Waterloo, Grunwald, Stirling, or Sekigahara will help her any.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:01:14 2017 No.16990629 >>16990623 >Hakutaku salivating from both mouths

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:03:28 2017 No.16990640 >>16990622 That would be nice. Muscles, purple and white stripes. The real question is would she be genki or kuudere? Mischevious kuudere?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:04:12 2017 No.16990644 >>16988048 Yes, there is always fighting, alongside the occasional new art piece and people noting about their current lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:04:16 2017 No.16990645 >>16990640 >spoiler I like that Also she knows she can easily overpower you, but has more fun tricking you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:04:51 2017 No.16990648 >>16990629 I get the strange feeling I should've expected that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:06:01 2017 No.16990654 >>16990645 >Pranks you even though she could take you at any time. >Is still quiet with only the barest hints of a smile. Teleports over to give you a kiss before you go to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:08:10 2017 No.16990663 >>16988404 Ice Queens, Gremlins and Chimaera. I just did after doing some studies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:08:21 2017 No.16990665 >>16990654 I think I'm ok as long as there's big stronk muscles and she can hold me and protect my smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:09:45 2017 No.16990670 >>16990665 But anon. You gotta protect her smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:10:24 2017 No.16990673 >>16988651 Oomukade, I have yet to give her a name. I can't decide on a good name.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:10:29 2017 No.16990675 >>16990648 You don't want her to sit on your lap with her big breasts in your face as she bounces her ass on your thighs while asking you more trivia from this world?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:12:34 2017 No.16990682 >>16990670 >[drinking to forget intensifies] Why do I keep coming here

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:15:20 2017 No.16990702 >>16990682 Because you have trouble finding any other monster girl communities that you like.

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:24:56 2017 No.16990747
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Everyday, there are succubi who are forces to take spirit energy supplements due to not having a husband. You can stop their suffering.
Call 1-800-Succubus today to save them from this fate by becoming their fuck buddy.
Only you can save these Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:26:13 2017 No.16990751 >>16988651 Akemi the Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:29:33 2017 No.16990773 >>16990747 >Fuck buddy >implying that they're having sex with you purely for sustenance/pleasure, and not to marry you I'd be up for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:31:06 2017 No.16990782 >>16990747 I would, if only to have a succubutt cuddle pile and cute daughterus with loving wives.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:33:43 2017 No.16990791 >>16990747 But I don't even have a degree, my own home or a steady job yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:35:55 2017 No.16990804 >>16990791 you make spirit energy right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:36:26 2017 No.16990805 File: 212 KB, 753x915, 1480919305485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990791 You're not donating sperm for them to breed, anon. They just need some food.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:37:15 2017 No.16990810 >>16990791 That wouldn't be a problem. She lives on her own and just comes over to spend time with you and fucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:38:29 2017 No.16990818 >>16990675 I mean, I'm sure that'd be nice, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:38:30 2017 No.16990819 >>16990810 Does she have to come to my house? I'd rather not have random succubi coming into my room and seeing my power level. Can't I just hop a bus over to her place?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:39:08 2017 No.16990824 File: 202 KB, 1366x768, 1493398624449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990805 The things I would do to Asmodeus.

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:40:01 2017 No.16990827

>Human couple adopts a young Succubus
>Being either unable to unwilling to deal with her sexual instincts, they push her into academics in the hopes that it would distract or delay her
>It was successful, and by the age of 22 she holds 4 Ph.Ds
>8 years later, she's acquired 5 more and is considered the world's foremost expert in the field of mathematics
>One day though, she sees a man that makes the faint ringing that is her biological clock suddenly sound like a train whistle between her ears
>She follows behind him, pupils dilated like a cat that's spotted prey
>When the moment is right, she pounces on him and pulls him into a nearby closet
>If it wasn't for the total lack of light, he'd be able to see her crazed, feral expression as she paws at him, kisses him all over and mutters "mine" over and over
>A week later, she shocks the academic community by suddenly announcing her intent to be a housewife
>Years later, she smiles while teaching her daughters how to give mathematically perfect blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:40:03 2017 No.16990828 >>16990824 Saw a friend get her statue the other day. Girl's titty game is strong.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:41:33 2017 No.16990836 >>16990828 I want it really badly but with people visiting often it'd be kind of hard to explain. If I could I'd get the Lucifer and Satan ones too.

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:43:48 2017 No.16990849
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>>16990827
>You will never have 30 years of repressed succubus lust break on you
>She will never milk you with scientific precision to maximize your yield & pleasure
Where did I get this noose from?

Anonymous Mon May 8 17:44:22 2017 No.16990853

>>16990819
Absolutely. But it's her place and her rules. After the first few times you meet, she won't dress up for when you come over. And you have to come over at lest once per day. She has all sorts of things for you to do and will even buy some new things you like. Just don't be surprised when she constantly tries to convince you to move in with her. just to make it "more continent"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:47:35 2017 No.16990868 >>16990827 >>16990849 I think you underestimate just how long she'd go for

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:51:55 2017 No.16990888 >>16990853 >continent convenient* I need to stop drinking I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:52:05 2017 No.16990893 Do you think harpies would wear their wedding ring as necklaces and chokers or have wedding bands around their talons?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:52:16 2017 No.16990895 >>16990868 All I ask is that she give me the chance to call in for the next week or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:54:32 2017 No.16990911 >>16990893 I don't think that wearing it as a necklace or talon ring would be a good idea. Way too easy for a flier to lose something like that. A choker or armband of some sort that can be secured onto them would be much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:54:59 2017 No.16990918 >>16990827 What a waste of potential. I would be ashamed if she wanted to be my housewife instead of helping the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:57:03 2017 No.16990932 >>16990918 I'm sure she'd still have time to write some papers. She'd probably need to hire some associates or interns to run any actual experiments, but I bet she could type some papers in her free time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:57:48 2017 No.16990938 >>16990895 Well, if you think you can make intelligible sentences through all the moaning, go right ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 17:58:08 2017 No.16990940 >>16990911 How would they even wear armbands?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:01:17 2017 No.16990958 File: 1.10 MB, 850x816, 1494280877036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990940 Something that goes around their upper arm, kind of like this. Shouldn't interfere with their ability to fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:04:23 2017 No.16990975 >>16990430 Just a coincidence anon

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:11:07 2017 No.16991005
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>>16990975
>Inari discovers anon is a slut for hellhounds
>starts lifting to attain the hellhound's muscled physique
>bunches her tails together and dyes them black to appear as one giant bushy tail
>uses magic to give herself the fiery eyes
>takes lessons from Ushi-oni on acting aggressive and suppressing her natural demure nature

I like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:14:18 2017 No.16991016 >>16991005 My waifu isn't an Inarihound though!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:17:36 2017 No.16991032 >>16991005 But I like my waifu for who she is. She doesn't have to pretend to be something different for me to love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:18:04 2017 No.16991034 >>16991005 This ruins the Inari.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:23:29 2017 No.16991058 >>16991005 But I just want a muscled inari with fluffy tails.

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:34:17 2017 No.16991099

>you will never catch your little monstergirl daughteru rummaging through you and your wife's "private" things
>gently call her out and she apologizes innocently, no harm done
>after she gets home from school the next day her walk is off, like she's waddling a little
>turns out she stole one of you and your wife's butt plugs and has been wearing it all day
Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:38:02 2017 No.16991117 >>16991099 No daughteru, that's a bad daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:38:29 2017 No.16991120 My depression is kicking in again, meds seem to last shorter lately. When are those portals opening again? I need my snuggly CC.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:39:49 2017 No.16991128 >>16991120 I'm right there with you anon. We can suffer together at least.

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:41:27 2017 No.16991137

>>16991099
Tell her to take it out, wash it off and walk off the soreness.
Also, she's getting the shitty tasting, healthy cereal for the next week on top of being grounded, assuming she did not ask her mother for the buttplug. If she did ask for it, then she gets teased by me for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:42:59 2017 No.16991144 >>16991120 The portals will never open. The sun will set on this mortal world before you ever have a chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:44:19 2017 No.16991153 File: 370 KB, 750x1062, 1473785112815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16989211 Cute yetis using smart phones

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:46:59 2017 No.16991159

>>16991099
My daughteru has several of her own butt plugs anon, she wouldn't ned to be sneaky with taking them at all. If she wanted to wear a butt plug all day, I would be happy to help her pick the right one for a combination of fullness and comfiness, help her gently slide it in, and even get her a nice locking leather belt harness to put on under her clothes so there's no fear of it falling out during the day! Her mother would be more than willing to help her out too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:47:23 2017 No.16991161 >>16991144 Time to get the rope I guess. It has been a nice ride anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:48:25 2017 No.16991168 >>16991161 I'll pour one out for you anon. Is Laphroaig okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:58:26 2017 No.16991231 >>16991161 The rope will not save you from the pain. None of us will escape damnation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:06:29 2017 No.16991281 >>16991231 Only the lolicons will get damnation. I'll be drinking a bottle of whiskey on the shores of the river Styx with my Hellhound waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:09:53 2017 No.16991296 Oh no, will any brave anon help the oppai loli onis beat back the dire weresheep?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:12:15 2017 No.16991308 >>16991296 I'm not following you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:13:33 2017 No.16991316 >>16991308 The diresheep are launching wool boulders that are putting the onis to sleep, that and their fearsome wrestling techniques and sleeper holds and put down many an oppai loli oni (to sleep)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:15:54 2017 No.16991330 >>16991153 >ywn have a yeti that you met at a gym send you very lewd "workout" videos over Snapchat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:16:39 2017 No.16991337 >>16990747 >spirit energy supplements I wonder who's the CEO of the company that made these. Is it a CC Succubutt who intentionally make these things taste bad to share her suffering?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:21:45 2017 No.16991362 File: 454 KB, 846x1467, tumblr_o1ag6z62QI1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The oni one for me!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:27:04 2017 No.16991388 File: 1.21 MB, 1280x1624, 1486193465363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991362 You might have some competition for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:27:17 2017 No.16991390 >>16991362 [x] Lick abs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:28:38 2017 No.16991401 >>16991388 >Soft fox >Hard Oni The best.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:30:12 2017 No.16991408 >looking for good horse pussy doujin >half of it is NTR why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:30:19 2017 No.16991409 >>16991401 Its quite the combo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:31:30 2017 No.16991414 File: 1.62 MB, 1280x1888, tumblr_o4oq27TK1G1r6u72yo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991388 Ittla needs to do more of her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:33:56 2017 No.16991431 >>16991414 She's doing art of the one on the right right about now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:34:51 2017 No.16991433 >>16991401 Would you poke foxu tummy or stroke Oniu abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:36:19 2017 No.16991443 >>16991433 Why not both? I have two hands. Pudgy fox tummy and hard oni abs are great.

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:37:26 2017 No.16991447

>>16991443
But then they'll do weird things like interlock their hands and look up at you with heartpupils while the fox smiles and begs you to molest them further and the Oni shyly hides her face while thinking the same! You don't want that, obviously. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:38:53 2017 No.16991452 >>16991447 Of course I will. Gonna make them feel special.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:39:15 2017 No.16991453 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x1854, 1486196650147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991401 >>16991433 >>16991443 >>16991447 Pretty sure the fox is batting for the other team, anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:39:22 2017 No.16991456 >>16991337 They taste bad before they have to use artificial stuff instead of real fluids.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:40:18 2017 No.16991461 >>16991453 Eh, we make our own fantasies dont we?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:41:14 2017 No.16991464 >>16991408 Just download the hentai and fap to it for the next few years until something new and not trash comes along.

Anonymous Mon May 8 19:44:09 2017 No.16991476

>>16991456
It's probably not so much that it's artificial so much as it is processed. Most monsters are used to pure, concentrated mana from cum. The supplements probably have to mix in other sources, dilute it, and then add preservatives for a shelf life. It'd be like drinking recycled water: It gets the job done & keeps you alive, but it's nothing to write home about.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:45:51 2017 No.16991484 >>16991476 All that we know from KC's writings is that Golems are the ones responsible for producing the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:46:08 2017 No.16991487 >>16991476 I'm not sure the FDA would allow bodily fluids to be served on shelves, no matter how diluted it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:56:03 2017 No.16991523 File: 687 KB, 726x1000, tumblr_oeye4x5mj51unm603o2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need bigger oni

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:58:03 2017 No.16991529 File: 334 KB, 1236x1400, 1486196056070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991523 How big we talkin?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:59:40 2017 No.16991537 >>16991529 She looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:00:30 2017 No.16991539 File: 737 KB, 1158x1920, tumblr_o9z3hzJOAY1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991529 At least the same height as or taller than me and I'll be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:04:29 2017 No.16991551 >>16991539 >I'm taller than her >Yet she weighs more than me Jesus christ I need to put on some muscle

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:04:40 2017 No.16991554 For some reason I feel like Onis would really like being eaten out. Or maybe I just really want to eat out a >>16991523 or >>16991529 tier big drunk muscle Oni while she basks in the revelry.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:06:30 2017 No.16991561

The portal opens, and you are given a girl from MGE as a Homestay! They're your favorite girl, and sex is encouraged. You'll get in trouble if you refuse to fuck her.

How is your house redesigned to accommodate her, and what parts of the world do you show her first? You're getting paid to house her. Money won't be an issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:07:32 2017 No.16991565 File: 346 KB, 900x1200, 1482482496534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991554 You aren't the only one with this dream, Anon.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:07:35 2017 No.16991566
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Anyone happen to have the Tumblr of the guy who did sickly looking drawings of the MGE girls with red noses and body types ranging from fat to skeletal thin? He also did a new story for the Alice where she killed pedophiles and attracted those with pure hearts. It's been posted quite a few times in the past. I want to find it again for a laugh. Please and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:09:04 2017 No.16991571 >>16991554 But their thighs might crush you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:09:18 2017 No.16991574 >>16991561 Well first I've gotta move out of this apartment complex.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:09:28 2017 No.16991575 File: 495 KB, 721x995, tumblr_npsgonE8Sx1unm603o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991554 Just imagine her strong legs wrapped around your head as you go to town on her, letting out cute little moans.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:10:05 2017 No.16991577 >>16991566 What's a Holotaurus?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:10:22 2017 No.16991578 >>16991554 >[mlem-mlem'ing intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:10:32 2017 No.16991580 >>16991571 Gotta risk it for the biscuit, son.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:10:56 2017 No.16991581 >>16991561 >Try to fuck my favorite monster >She refuses to fuck me because she is a dragon My house gets a lot of upgrades and I get some training equipment. Going to impress that dragon in all the ways possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:11:06 2017 No.16991582 >>16991577 Automaton/Holst mix that can use holographics.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:11:20 2017 No.16991584

>>16991566
>Artist makes someone
>Smear shit all over the art so you don't have to see the "problematic" parts
>Artist gets upset that you've smeared shit all over something he spent a lot of time and effort on
>"Wow fuck that guy how could he do this to us?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:12:53 2017 No.16991590 >>16991582 Sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:14:13 2017 No.16991596 >>16991566 Autism so strong it's been accused of cheating in the Olympics.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:15:45 2017 No.16991603

>>16991565
Good, because I've had it for a long, long time.
>>16991571
I have faith in the strength of the human skull, for some reason. But it would be a worthy death if it happened right as she was releasing.
>>16991575
All of the sounds she'd be making would be amazing. Her little squeals and moans and sharp intakes and exhales. Her hands roughly gripping my scalp and pulling and pushing, her abs stretching as she leans back and pounds the bed while her other arm goes over her eyes trying to hold out, her legs interlocking behind my head as she pumps her hips a bit and starts begging, though for what she can't say.
>>16991578
And a mlem mlem mlaaaaaah to her too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:16:35 2017 No.16991605 >>16991566 The hell is this slut talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:16:48 2017 No.16991606 >>16991590 It does, up until you try to grope her breast and find out its BIGGER than she's been making it look.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:17:23 2017 No.16991610

>>16991575
>Starts out haughty and domineering, calling you a pussy eating bitch as you dive in on her and flexing as she grips your head
>within minutes she's making girlish yelps and talking in cutesy speech, saying 'baby' every other word and basically reduced to a heartpupiling muscly pile of mush

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:17:32 2017 No.16991612 >>16991577 >>16991582 >>16991590 Nah its a Wolfu/Holstaur Goddess mix thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:17:44 2017 No.16991613 File: 634 KB, 809x1275, 62658657_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991581 Change your seduction strategies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:18:03 2017 No.16991615 >>16991605 Understanding stops at feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:18:40 2017 No.16991618 File: 570 KB, 1000x1000, 1388987624106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991612 You think this is a fucking joke, m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:18:50 2017 No.16991619 >>16991613 >How to catch an American monster girl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:19:53 2017 No.16991624 >>16991618 In fact I don't, I want to see a Holotaur now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:20:10 2017 No.16991625 >>16991619 That's a Saber.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:20:41 2017 No.16991630

Who is the best cook?

>Inari with nine tails and a degree from Zipangu's top culinary school.
>Trumpart Ace throwing stuff in a bowl and mixing wildly, singing the Lil Wayne version of "Cooking By The Book."
>Gremlin who can barely reach the bowl using a robot arm.
>Cheshire forcing a Kikimora to cook for her, groping her the whole time.

All are cooking for their Husband and wearing a naked apron.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:21:25 2017 No.16991634 >>16991630 Inari.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:22:12 2017 No.16991637 >>16991566 >#artist to hate list >#rant My favorite part

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:22:22 2017 No.16991638 >>16990675 I'm not supposed to be thinking about things like that right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:22:22 2017 No.16991639 >>16991625 Its called a simulation for a reason anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:23:08 2017 No.16991643 File: 374 KB, 503x850, 1484886989990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991610 >After she finishes she pulls you in close and turns you into her personal, living dakimakura and goes right back to calling you a little slut

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:23:24 2017 No.16991644 >>16991566 w a t

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:25:42 2017 No.16991656

>>16991643
>"Heh, yeah, that's right you little slut, how'd that taste? B-bet you could barely handle it, heh"
>'Why are you stroking my hair and kissing my forehead?'
>"S-shut up you little fuckboy! Don't fuckin' talk unless I say you can or you're goin between my legs again!"
I love her. And she loves me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:25:47 2017 No.16991657 >>16991613 I'll try everything with her. She'll probably get tired and just cuddle me up to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:26:12 2017 No.16991658 >>16991630 Why would the Kikimora go along with the Cheshire? Why wouldn't she just make the Cheshire cry and then leave?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:26:51 2017 No.16991663 >>16991630 My waifu of course. She makes this delicious buffalo chicken dip that is worlds above anything you've ever tasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:27:58 2017 No.16991671 >>16991658 Then the harlot would cry and make a mess, annoying master. Best to go along and then beat her up outside while master is busy eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:27:59 2017 No.16991672 File: 268 KB, 937x370, moldykins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991566 Never mind. Found it. http://moldykins.tumblr.com/post/78285453663/every-monster-girl-in-the-succubus-family-3 Have a nice day, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:02 2017 No.16991677 >>16991672 Jesus didn't die for these sins.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:16 2017 No.16991678 >>16991634 What would she cook? >>16991658 That fucking cat keeps teleporting outside, picking up dirt, and dumping it on the floor. She's out of brooms to break on its ass and this is the only way to make it leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:25 2017 No.16991680 >>16991672 No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:27 2017 No.16991681 >>16991671 But wouldn't having to watch his maid be groped and forced to do something against her will annoy him more?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:44 2017 No.16991683 >>16991672 NOT THE LILIM

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:29:56 2017 No.16991684 >>16991672 Oh, it's the koala nose guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:30:53 2017 No.16991686 >>16991630 >Shoggoth who's connected to your nervous system and altering the taste of herself as her husband consumes her. If not a option, then the Cheshire + Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:30:58 2017 No.16991688 >>16991678 >What would she cook? I don't know, probably a Zipangu version of a Japanese dish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:31:10 2017 No.16991689 >>16991681 Then master can help her deal with the pest. It would be a bonding experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:31:16 2017 No.16991690 >>16991672 >Dark Elf Is this Fist of the North Star

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:32:31 2017 No.16991695 >>16991672 Can I please just end it all now?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:33:01 2017 No.16991698 File: 25 KB, 345x192, 58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm disgusted at how you're all counting the Gremlin out. Didn't Alton Brown show that great science and constant weirdness makes incredible food?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:33:17 2017 No.16991701 >>16991672 Anon, please! I just ate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:33:53 2017 No.16991703 >>16991698 Bill Nye made me hate science.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:33:55 2017 No.16991704 >>16991678 Why not shove the broken brooms up the cat's ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:34:15 2017 No.16991706 >>16991672 The alp one is the only good one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:34:37 2017 No.16991708 >>16991672 >portals open >tumblr mgs this is why we cant have nice things

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:35:11 2017 No.16991710 >>16991708 This is why The Order exists

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:35:17 2017 No.16991711 >>16988158 >The thread is one person Sounds like something Bollocks would say

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:35:32 2017 No.16991712 File: 399 KB, 960x1280, tumblr_ofn0zjvWNB1r0w5oio1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991672 he got better on recent art though

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:36:01 2017 No.16991715 >>16991712 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:37:33 2017 No.16991722 File: 202 KB, 1024x1325, 0qBlFMK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991701 I'm sorry, Anon. I did not mean to hurt you. Have something with cute monster girls in it instead. mega:#!vARXhCRZ!aMSZOQ4VYu_T3h6-0R55EspOf0c0Ht5W0HP9sDZxgPs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:37:51 2017 No.16991725 File: 1.24 MB, 1445x2093, 1494290271605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991715 n-no u

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:38:29 2017 No.16991729 File: 339 KB, 244x184, laughing grim.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991672 DELICIOUS DESPAIR

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:38:51 2017 No.16991730 >>16991725 You're a shit and so is that lizard!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:39:44 2017 No.16991732 >>16991672 You had to remind us, you just couldn't let it stay dead and buried.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:41:30 2017 No.16991738 File: 683 KB, 1019x1208, 1454959599917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991725 There's legit criticisms for Barb's art, but comparing it with that is going too fucking far.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:43:07 2017 No.16991743 [SPOILER]

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>>16991703
Bill Nye's new show is politics, not science. He doesn't count. Alton Brown is just a film nerd, but he stuck exclusively to objectively true science. Stuff like the molecular reactions that make certain desserts cook properly.

>>16991704
She'd enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:45:50 2017 No.16991748 >>16991743 I recognize that garbage art.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:48:44 2017 No.16991755 I want to run into a gremlin in a bar that took too many of her defective muscle boosters. Gonna buy her some hotwings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:50:03 2017 No.16991758 >>16991561 I'd probably have to change the doorknobs with handles so she can open them. She'd probably just like going to some museums and restaurants at first.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:50:16 2017 No.16991759 >A Gremlin will never use your dick as a barseat.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:50:19 2017 No.16991760 [DELETED]

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>>16991672
At first I thought they looked fine. And then I expanded the images.
Time to post some good art to counter this shit.

Also the art that Ittla is working on currently looks great.

>>16991743
>Bill Nye's new show is politics, not science.
Whether you like it or not, mental health and social sciences are still, well, science. I'm not gonna pretend I know more about the subject than somebody like BIll or other members of the scientific community, because I don't. Not liking what he's talking about doesn't invalidate it.

I wish I was better with science though, that shit was my favorite in high school, but I always struggled with it. My dreams of being a Gremlin's personal assistant will never come true.

Also, what the fuck is a gremlin? I know her profile says "Imp", but she has cute fluffy animal ears of some form. Cat? Dog?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:52:23 2017 No.16991769 >>16991760 Gremlins were originally myths made by early pilots to explain malfunctions in their planes, IIRC.

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:55:19 2017 No.16991778 [DELETED]

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>>16991760
>I'm not gonna pretend I know more about the subject than somebody like BIll or other members of the scientific community
Bill Nye only has a Bachelor's in Mechanical Engineering. This would be like an Apophis calling herself a Master Lich and saying Life is on a Spectrum and feeling qualified to say this because she took a class on Fae Folk and their Culture once.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:56:01 2017 No.16991781 >>16991760 >I'm not gonna pretend I know more about the subject than somebody like Bill Considering the guy's a mechanical engineer, you might, depending on your interest in those subjects.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:56:54 2017 No.16991783 What's with the sudden influx of retarded newfags?

Anonymous Mon May 8 20:57:32 2017 No.16991784 [DELETED]

>>16991778
But life IS a spectrum.
There's Alive, Dead, and Mostly Dead. There's a big difference between Mostly Dead and Dead. Your common undead fall into Mostly Dead, because they're slightly alive. If they weren't slightly alive, they'd be dead, not undead.

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:00:43 2017 No.16991794 [DELETED]

>>16991760
The problem isn't that social science isn't science. It's that he sometimes misrepresents those topics in harmful ways.

For example, one part of his new show includes a cartoon about a vanilla ice cream cone trying to "convert" all the other flavors to be like him. It's an obvious hit against gay conversion therapy, which is a good thing. There's a ton of published evidence that it doesn't work. But he ends the cartoon with the other flavors seducing the vanilla cone into having an orgy with them, which completely fucks the message. It's not possible for straight people to convert gay people, but gay people can totally convert homophobic straight people? I'm a Psych student aiming for graduate school and that just hurts.

There's a lot of stuff like that in the new show. Like a song about how it's okay to have fetishes that comes off as extremely cringy and out of place, a debate about renewable energy where he's needlessly disrespectful to the nuclear advocate, etc. I really loved his old show because it all fit together so well, and it was a cheesy kind of fun. He seems kind of pretentious in this new one, which sucks even if you agree with him. The way to get skeptical people to appreciate science isn't by acting like a stereotypical elitist.

Your dream of being a Gremlin's assistant is NOT dead. It's not worthwhile science unless you struggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:01:06 2017 No.16991797 Monstergirl orphans are for ________

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:01:10 2017 No.16991798 [DELETED]

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>>16991760
>I'm not gonna pretend I know more about the subject than somebody like BIll
>A mechanical engineer passing as scientist due to pop culture
Not saying that anyone automatically knows more than anyone, but I wouldn't say a mechanical engineer automatically knows more about things outside of his field, much less when the focus of him as a TV icon emphasizes popularity and dumbing down to get to a wider audience at best.

Vanilla icecream needs his revenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:02:31 2017 No.16991802 >>16991794 >There's a ton of published evidence that it doesn't work Which is why fags should just be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:02:47 2017 No.16991803 >>16991797 For getting adopted by a barren Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:03:16 2017 No.16991805 >>16991797 Adopting, loving, and consensual dicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:03:34 2017 No.16991807 >>16991797 Raising into beautiful women. My kiki is going to find a great and hardworking mastah and my flayers are going to swarm and squid some dudes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:04:43 2017 No.16991811 >>16991798 When I see this image, the words 'Breed' 'Plunge' and 'Thrust' come to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:05:16 2017 No.16991812 >>16991802 >You'll never tag team with Raiju "Amp for Alp" Pence

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:05:22 2017 No.16991813 >>16991802 There is literally nothing wrong with being gay according to studies of life and relationship satisfaction among older homosexuals.

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:06:20 2017 No.16991817 [DELETED]

>>16991760
>what the fuck is a gremlin? I know her profile says "Imp", but she has cute fluffy animal ears of some form
Gremlins in the MGE use to have wings and tails, but they eventually disappeared since they only ever got in the way, just like the Kunoichi's wings.
They're just Imps with fluffy ears. They were meant to look "beast-like" without making her an actual beast.

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:06:58 2017 No.16991818 [DELETED]

>>16991794
>environmentalists want to encourage development of non-standard energy in place of fossil fuels
>they reject nuclear power because nuclear = evil science stuff
As a huge proponent and tradesmen of alternative energy technologies, nothing hurts me more than this. Such a waste of an incredible resource opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:07:03 2017 No.16991819 >>16991797 Unscrupulous biological experimentation for the purposes of removing their crippling dependency on another species' sexual fluids for sustenance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:07:38 2017 No.16991821 >>16991813 >There is literally nothing wrong with being gay Nice joke, tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:09:37 2017 No.16991829 File: 183 KB, 800x719, 1446606260675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991813

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:12:10 2017 No.16991833 >>16991797 Adopting and caring for platonically.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:13:38 2017 No.16991839 File: 396 KB, 1189x817, 1473218526535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991797 Moaning your name while riding you in your sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:13:44 2017 No.16991840 >>16991818 What was your reaction when you first saw video of a nuclear reactor and learned that pop culture lied to you and it's a pleasant shade of blue instead of sickly green?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:13:56 2017 No.16991842 Oppai loli cuddle pile! Muscle monster cuddle pile!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:14:43 2017 No.16991848 File: 105 KB, 1080x1110, 1477045992835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:16:16 2017 No.16991854 >>16991805 >>16991839 Daughteru dickers go die.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:16:37 2017 No.16991858 >>16991821 GTFO /pol/ Monster Girls are about love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:17:16 2017 No.16991862 >>16991842 >spoiler Like cuddling with a pile of rocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:17:24 2017 No.16991863 File: 261 KB, 741x1141, 1483142641054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991842 Undead pailolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:17:56 2017 No.16991865 >>16991854 I'm gonna live forever. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:18:05 2017 No.16991866 >>16991862 Hey, Rocks can be warm and supportive. >>16991863 All trying to snuggle up for warmth?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:18:13 2017 No.16991867 >>16991858 Faggots are not monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:18:18 2017 No.16991868 >>16991842 You can only pick one, anon. Your Oppai lolis for the day are the Lady Pillowtop's school for Exceptional Succubi, Class 4 Your Muscle monsters for the day are the Farawahy City Rapeball team's starters Make your choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:19:36 2017 No.16991873 >>16991868 I cannot decide, both sound lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:19:39 2017 No.16991874 File: 1.35 MB, 1280x1475, tumblr_oh7sriihMS1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of food does your waifu like?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:20:37 2017 No.16991876 >>16991848 I like flexible girls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:21:31 2017 No.16991884 >>16991873 You gotta choose, anon! The young ladies need an after-class manny and activities instructor! The gals need an after-practice rubdown and hugging pole! Pick one!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:22:24 2017 No.16991887 >>16991330 >muscle Yeti goes Ivan Drago on the punching bag >gives the bag a quick hug to stop it from swinging >turns back to her camera to give a smug look >moves onto the leg press machine >"This is so you can't outrun my hugs"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:22:26 2017 No.16991888 >>16991874 >30 replies of variation of "dick"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:22:32 2017 No.16991889 File: 65 KB, 704x960, 1484107813993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991874

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:22:53 2017 No.16991891 >>16991884 ....I'm afraid the lolis take it. They have the advantage of cute, pouting faces and a need to be taken care of.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:24:52 2017 No.16991903 >>16991891 A chorus of 'Yaaay!'s resounds out and the sound of rushing footsteps as a classworth of oppai lolis bound over to knock you over. Well chosen, anon. The team will find another, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:25:06 2017 No.16991904 >>16991854 All orphan monsters dream of daughteru dicking, anon. If your penis is deep inside her she'll know the love is deep too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:25:22 2017 No.16991911 File: 293 KB, 1280x902, Oppai Loli Heaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991842 >Oppai loli cuddle pile! Well, if you insist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:26:46 2017 No.16991917 >>16991903 I hope so, I love their muscles but the lolis need me. >>16991911 They look cute. would love cuddling them after work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:29:27 2017 No.16991926 Gremlin cosplaying as a Yordle vs. Gremlin cosplaying as Midna. Both are adult Shortstacks. Which do you approach?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:29:55 2017 No.16991928 >>16991911 Now that's heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:30:46 2017 No.16991932 >>16991904 People like you are why I hate daughteru dickers the most. Bad enough you're filthy degenerates, you want other people to be like you so you don't feel guilt.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:31:56 2017 No.16991935 I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Any nice big girls willing to cuddle me?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:32:18 2017 No.16991936 >>16991926 Midna. At least that way I know she doesn't have shit taste in vidya.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:32:25 2017 No.16991937 File: 2.03 MB, 2911x3018, succ practice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16990221

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:33:29 2017 No.16991944 >>16991937 She's a maaaniac, maaaaaniac on the floor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:34:28 2017 No.16991953 >>16991937 >you will never jazzercise with pizzabus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:37:06 2017 No.16991964 >>16991937 I want her to push me to the limit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:38:16 2017 No.16991968 >>16991937 That succubus looks so fun to hangout with. Now I wish I had a succubutt to just do non-sexual things with like watch tv, drink beer, and talk about random shit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:38:23 2017 No.16991969 File: 165 KB, 1025x705, attachment4.php.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991926 Poppy strikes all the right fetishes. So if a Gremlin was dressed like her I'd be fuckin' through the moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:38:44 2017 No.16991973 >>16991937 Whats her deal, Latenight? Why does she smile so much? What's her bag? Answer, god!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:39:08 2017 No.16991975 >>16991932 I don't know about that, you were already pretty angry in your first post. Why does the idea of an unfortunate monstergirl recieving happiness upset you so?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:39:59 2017 No.16991981 >>16987838 What's the difference between a sadistic oni and a rough oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:40:57 2017 No.16991985 I'd like to be fucked hard enough by a Shortstack Gremlin that almost nothing will compare to her pussy. Fully venomed Manticore victims are jealous of how great she is in bed!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:41:05 2017 No.16991986 >>16991973 She's found a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:41:13 2017 No.16991987 >>16991874 I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:42:10 2017 No.16991990 >>16988404 Oomukade and Giant Slugs. I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:43:04 2017 No.16991996 >>16991986 Lucky guy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:43:12 2017 No.16991997 >>16991975 Because there was a guy a while back who seriously tried to push the idea that you absolutely HAD to fuck your daughteru and I got so sick of his shit that I just have zero tolerance for it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:43:27 2017 No.16991999 File: 731 KB, 2048x1024, 57ce953e8f07ef08bf35c4ce69777a61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991937 What song is she dancing to? Will she accept a Husband who defeats her in a dance-off?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:43:42 2017 No.16992001 >>16991981 Amount of aftercare

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:46:28 2017 No.16992009 >>16992001 >Sadistic Oni. Lots of aftercare, strong cuddling, and light femdom sex. >Gentle Oni. The same thing, except the sex is gentle and tantric.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:47:53 2017 No.16992015 >>16992009 >sadistic >light femdom >sadistic >light

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:48:28 2017 No.16992016 >>16987374 >>16987381 Can't I just have these exact three?

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:48:46 2017 No.16992019

>>16991999
>>16991937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e5qLfeDJmk

>Pizzabus dancing to Jackson 5
>TFW you're staring at her sweater puppies the entire time and she's making it a point to give you the best view possible
>TFW Pizzabus goes full ham and uses her magic to turn the room in a retro 70s - 80s disco dance floor
>The music turning into SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING
>TFW you will never embarass your daughter by dancing with her mom and reliving the spring of youth
>TFW Pizzabus is LN's best girl, always

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:49:31 2017 No.16992023

>>16991997

You're sounding pretty autistic there, anon. It's just text on a screen, calm down. Ignore what you don't like and focus on what you do. These threads shouldn't make you upset. I'm a daughteru dicker and I don't care whatsoever about what you do with your daughter so long as you don't hurt her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:49:33 2017 No.16992024 >>16991999 Seriously, fuck off with these off topic Guardians pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:50:36 2017 No.16992026 >>16992023 You don't understand anon, you couldn't even talk about daughterus without that asshole trying to make you dick them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:51:20 2017 No.16992028 File: 2.84 MB, 2112x3280, 1472361400278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991937 Time to get /fit/!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:52:09 2017 No.16992032 >>16991997 Sounds like someone was trying to get a rise out of you and succeeded. >I just have zero tolerance for it now That's unfortunate, 4u.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:53:15 2017 No.16992035 >>16992032 When someone invades your comfy family life fantasies with penis it tends to get a rise out of you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:55:43 2017 No.16992042 File: 526 KB, 600x463, 59796160.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:56:00 2017 No.16992043 File: 608 KB, 1376x2016, C2rDy8SVQAA63uW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992035 Well something's rising alright

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:56:34 2017 No.16992045
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>>16992026

I don't know what to tell you, my friend. He sounds like an ass, but try not to stoop to his level. I know you're better than that. Don't make others feel the same pain that you yourself have felt. Live and let live, right? Unity through MG.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 21:58:03 2017 No.16992050 >>16991999 From what shithole do you come from?

Anonymous Mon May 8 21:59:51 2017 No.16992055

>>16992035
You might want to reevaluate the perspective on your complaints, considering how many people in the past have been upset about feeling that saccarine cutesy stuff taking over the thread.

>>16992043
>Well something's rising alright
You mean his head temperature?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:00:33 2017 No.16992057 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1465849932267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:01:33 2017 No.16992058 >>16992015 I think he means light femdom as the aftercare. So instead of smashing your hips into dust she'll pat your head as she rides you softly and asks if you feel better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:01:37 2017 No.16992059 >>16992045 I just want to have comfy times with my waifu and daughterus in peace man.

Anonymous Mon May 8 22:02:05 2017 No.16992060

>>16989037
>find a phone sitting in your shoelocker at MGC high one morning
>open it with the intent on checking to see who the owner is so as to return it
>see the homepage as a picture of you
>the morbid curiosity now too difficult to control, check her picture library
> they're all of you
> in the morning, during class, when jogging for PE, even locker room shots, pictures of you going home, pictures from outside the window of your house

The return of the fearboner, with a vengeance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:03:36 2017 No.16992069 File: 246 KB, 727x754, latenight.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991937

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:06:14 2017 No.16992077 >>16992069 PIzzabus a cute. >>16992060 I would love to learn that phone was the strongfat ushi gym teacher's phone.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:14:26 2017 No.16992098 >>16989800 >did Sandy gamble her body away or something? No, parts were stolen. She's too stupid to enjoy gambling due to having only 1 Int. The Automaton is always disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:18:24 2017 No.16992108 >>16991889 >Holstaurus eating a burger I'm going to Hell for laughing as hard as I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:18:37 2017 No.16992109 Mother's day is in six days. Don't forget, sweeties.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:20:11 2017 No.16992112 >>16992109 What do you get a momster for mother's day?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:21:27 2017 No.16992118 >>16992112 Another child

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:22:15 2017 No.16992120 File: 371 KB, 1000x1412, C6N-uweVUAAgVxG.jpg-orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992112 A cum-filled belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:24:48 2017 No.16992128 File: 351 KB, 1278x2000, 61777505_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992112 Flowers, cookies, hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:25:24 2017 No.16992131 >>16991981 Rough is basically the standard for an oni, she doesn't really want to hurt you, just to get what's hers. Sadistic adds pain to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:26:39 2017 No.16992134 File: 722 KB, 690x1021, Smarmy Cunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992112 Grandchildren.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:28:25 2017 No.16992139 >>16992131 This. A rough Oni fucks you and it hurts but she's just enjoying herself. A sadistic Oni fucks you and she's enjoying herself because it hurts you. Both tend to you afterward accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:34:05 2017 No.16992152 File: 478 KB, 1000x797, succu break.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992069 very nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:36:31 2017 No.16992164 >>16992152 You're on a roll.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:36:56 2017 No.16992166 >>16992152 >Sweatband on the end of the spadetail You've gone too far this time One last heart attatajhntruagei

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:40:43 2017 No.16992179 >>16992112 Granddaughterus. Maybe some nice clothes and books too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:40:51 2017 No.16992181 >>16992152 Succubus pheromones are too potent.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:41:35 2017 No.16992185 >>16992152 The man that marries this Succubutt will be the luckiest man in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:42:33 2017 No.16992190 >>16992152 What's that poster?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:52:54 2017 No.16992218 File: 676 KB, 1404x886, 1494298374185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:54:56 2017 No.16992229 >>16992218 What a shitty cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:55:29 2017 No.16992231 >>16992218 Facesitting time?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 22:59:15 2017 No.16992243 >>16992218 UWA Imagine that just popping up in the middle of the night, spooky Sexy, but spooky

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:01:25 2017 No.16992254 >>16992112 An engagement ring.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:05:33 2017 No.16992268 >>16987369 Can we have a monstergirl booru? This place gets a ton of drawings done so I think a place to keep it all would be really nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:06:36 2017 No.16992273 File: 70 KB, 1600x1000, sea bishop paladin large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16987369 MY paladin is the strongest!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:09:06 2017 No.16992284 >>16992273 Myrmidons are not paladins.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:12:30 2017 No.16992293 I don't know why, but I want to find a Manticore and take huge, gaping huffs of her mane. I want my face to reek like sweat and rape by the time she realizes what I've done!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:12:39 2017 No.16992295 >>16992284 Doesn't make them not cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:17:12 2017 No.16992309 >>16992268 Isn't that what the drawfriends booru is for?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:17:24 2017 No.16992310 File: 835 KB, 749x1210, 1459480413578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmm...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:19:06 2017 No.16992320 >>16992310 Scythes are lame.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:20:11 2017 No.16992323 >>16992310 Cute boat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:21:02 2017 No.16992324 File: 442 KB, 767x880, Titty lizard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992309 I don't think people know about that booru.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:23:34 2017 No.16992334 >>16992324 That Dragon needs to shave.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:25:47 2017 No.16992339 >>16992334 Sulfur pubes best pubes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:28:36 2017 No.16992352 >>16992334 I don't know, anon, I kinda like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:28:53 2017 No.16992354 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to take those big, muscled warriors and barbarian girls to the spa. Even such mighty, scarred women as them need some pampering.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:29:28 2017 No.16992358 >>16992339 >Pubes that smell like farts are the best No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:30:15 2017 No.16992360 >>16992354 Time to massage those stiff muscles.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:30:36 2017 No.16992363 File: 3.30 MB, 2456x3000, 1455694754743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey anon, we're getting the band back together!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:31:09 2017 No.16992364 Big strong muscle girls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:31:22 2017 No.16992366 >>16992363 Dammit Johnny Rotton, or is it Jill Rotten these days? Undeath at least treated you well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:31:22 2017 No.16992367 File: 305 KB, 766x1086, 54804480_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992310

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:31:32 2017 No.16992369 Tiny weak loli girls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:31:39 2017 No.16992370 >>16992363 I can't sing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:32:26 2017 No.16992373 >>16992363 Is it true your drummer is a monoeye?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:32:41 2017 No.16992374 >>16992363 What?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:32:53 2017 No.16992375 >>16992360 Massages Hot springs Relaxing in the sun. Enjoy yourself and them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:32:58 2017 No.16992376 >>16992354 I'm really getting on the Oni train lately. I'd love to pamper one at a hot spring while she can just chill and get drunk on some sake. Then the aforementioned eating out happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:33:01 2017 No.16992377 What kind of insults do you think get thrown at monster girls? I'm writing this story that takes in an eratz of 60's southern United States?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:33:18 2017 No.16992378 >>16992374 The band. They're getting it back together. Move that rig, roadie.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:34:55 2017 No.16992385 >>16992309 No, that's only for /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:35:47 2017 No.16992386 >>16992375 Of course. I'd work with the scaled girls just so I could oil and polish them after a long session of massage and heating up their cold bodies. Dealing with putty reptiles would be my greatest wish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:35:58 2017 No.16992387 >>16992378 I think she has the wrong person.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:36:05 2017 No.16992389 >>16992377 Scalers, bottom-feeders, chicken bitch, horse pussy... Granted, it does involve some degree of creativity... ...and suddenly, I'm reminded of a story I've been kicking around involving a Kiki in a 'To Kill a Mockingbird' style environment

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:37:02 2017 No.16992393 >>16992367 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:39:15 2017 No.16992401 >>16992389 Dick munchers? I mean after all, it's a monstergirl dream to have a face full of dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:39:59 2017 No.16992403 >>16992377 Depends on the girl. Cumdrinker, Bellyslider, Nook, Rotties, Infertile Bitch, Pigeons, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:41:24 2017 No.16992408 File: 669 KB, 1200x989, what else did you expect.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gotta squeeze those Bloopers into submission.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:41:26 2017 No.16992409 >>16992377 >Call a Demon a crafty conniving hellspawn >She blushes and materializes a card with her number on it and magically blows it over to you with a kiss and a wink Damn blueberries.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:42:18 2017 No.16992413 >>16992408 Onee-san is fuckin' tired today, Otouto, just play your videogames and leave her be.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:42:28 2017 No.16992414 >>16991672 >>16991937 Looks practically on the same level. I sometimes don't get you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:42:43 2017 No.16992415 >>16992377 Call an elf or succubus boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:43:57 2017 No.16992419 >>16992408 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ZVat0Ocdg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:44:14 2017 No.16992420 File: 188 KB, 600x600, 1421139222832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992408 >Bloopers EXTREMELY LOUD NOISES

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:44:25 2017 No.16992421 >>16992414 The tumblr ones would be cute and a fun style but the noses in particular are so horrendous it kinda ruins the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:46:00 2017 No.16992426 >>16992414 He just threw the rod in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:48:13 2017 No.16992435 >>16992386 Can you imagine drooling basalisk whose tail is lazily wagging while you massage her? Or a dragon that's leaking smoke as she almost snores?

Anonymous Mon May 8 23:54:21 2017 No.16992449

>>16992435
Basilisks and Ryus get an extra treatment for free because of their fluff. Time to broom them up and have them be poofy.

Dragons would get extra extra care due to being high demanding customers and favoritism. Polishing, sharpening of claws, massaging, and lotioning, she names it and I do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 23:57:07 2017 No.16992456 >>16992435 It'd be nice when the basilisk is comfortable enough with you to take her mask off around you and truly relax with her eyes closed.

Anonymous Tue May 9 00:06:21 2017 No.16992483
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>H-hey! By order of the Demon Lord, you've been declared an enemy of the state! So, uh, the punishment is m-marrying a knight of the Demon Lord's Army! D-don't resist!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:06:26 2017 No.16992484 >>16992426 Absolutely serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:07:12 2017 No.16992486 >>16992449 I love ryu so damn much. I know she isn't popular or well liked or anything, but damn it she is my only one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:10:10 2017 No.16992493 >>16992483 Gonna set her head on the dresser while I sexually bully her body. That'll teach her to not boss me around.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:11:42 2017 No.16992495 >>16992486 >ryu >not popular What threads have you been in, anon? Plenty of ryu love around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:15:19 2017 No.16992501 >>16992486 Ryus are top girls. I fucking love their gentle personality and you can see why most of them are seen as dess. If I had a Ryu waifu I would make sure she always has a sunny smile on her face. Goodbye, big, old lonely Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:15:21 2017 No.16992502 >>16992483 I'd hump this not-Hessian.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:16:48 2017 No.16992503 >>16992483 Bring me a Gremlin and I'll fuck her right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:16:57 2017 No.16992504 >>16991672 (You)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:30:40 2017 No.16992543 >>16992493 >Her head meekly telling you 'H-hey! Stop it!' while her body totally syncs with your movements and drives you to fuck it deeper and harder Dullahans are prime bullying material because deep down they actually want it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:35:28 2017 No.16992556 Mind flayers are able to make anyone stop their habits right? Would a flasher be able to stop other, involuntary processes as well? It'd be nice if she could flay your body into pause growing hair or nails or something wasteful like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:45:53 2017 No.16992580 4Chan is kill right now I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS PLEASE TO HELP

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:48:09 2017 No.16992586 >>16992580 >4Chan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:50:34 2017 No.16992593 >Waking up to do morning exercises with waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:52:44 2017 No.16992599 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2500, 1472045733797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992593 >Jinko stretches before she starts her exercises >Gets down on all fours and stretches out, sticking her butt in the air like a cat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:53:07 2017 No.16992601 >>16992593 That's lame, I'd rather her wake me up with her breakfast blowjob right before she goes off to work for the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:56:45 2017 No.16992610 You get this phonecall: https://soundgasm.net/u/SilverLilies/I-Think-You-Should-Come-Home . Which MG is it from?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:57:44 2017 No.16992614 >>16992610 I'm not clicking on that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:58:49 2017 No.16992617 >>16992610 Why do you keep posting this godawful shit? Is it you? Are you recording this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 00:59:34 2017 No.16992619 >>16991672 >it still has this K-pop 'BUNBUNBUN' song as it's theme, after maybe 2 years when I saw it last time Whew.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:00:24 2017 No.16992625 >>16992593 If she's got spats and she can stretch her legs over her head I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:01:16 2017 No.16992626 >>16992310 >>16992367 oh gosh.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:04:59 2017 No.16992637 File: 358 KB, 1588x2048, 134578453534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Prepare to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:09:26 2017 No.16992645 >>16992363 I have no music talent whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:10:00 2017 No.16992646 If human males go through an edgy chuunibyou phase, what happens to monster girls during this phase?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:10:35 2017 No.16992648 >>16992637 It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:11:16 2017 No.16992649 >>16992646 The 'Pure virgin' phase

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:14:28 2017 No.16992657 >>16992648 But that's not a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:14:41 2017 No.16992659 >>16992646 What happens when my Monster Waifu finds out I went through that whole Chuunibyou phase, pretending to be a tragic villain? I swear I grew out of it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:16:46 2017 No.16992664 >>16992637 I want to hold that Wolfu down and tenderly love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:16:58 2017 No.16992666 >>16992657 It's the big bad wolf!

Anonymous Tue May 9 01:19:13 2017 No.16992673

>>16992646
Mega super ultra chuuni paired with a sort of wererapist affliction.
>Common Succubus presents herself to a boy, claiming to hold powers beyond even that of the Demon Lord
>Swears to protect him
>Tells him to keep his distance as her vast power will overwhelm him and cause him to be unable to contain his lust
>Gets a glimpse of his body when his shirt rides up while he's taking off his sweatshirt
>Blacks out
>Comes to 3 hours later
>Both of them naked and sweaty
>He's passed out
>She has cum leaking out of her pussy and ass
>"Oh no, my powers were too great! He couldn't contain himself!"
>Years later, the boy, now her husband, tells the story to their daughter while the Succubus buries her beet red face in her hands

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:20:21 2017 No.16992680 >>16992673 Especially adorable if she grows up to be a (relatively) demure and cuddly milfy waifu Very cute

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:22:29 2017 No.16992683 >>16992593 >Tooting a little whistle with every motion

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:33:06 2017 No.16992700 >>16992673 >Succ daughter has starry eyes thinking her mom was the coolest >Succ mom has to get pulled back from the liquor cabinet by her laughing husband

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:38:04 2017 No.16992711 >>16992700 What happens when succudaughteru finds her mom's old lewd, chuuni outfits that she could never bear to throw away despite her growing out of the phase?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:39:39 2017 No.16992714 >>16992711 History repeats itself.

Anonymous Tue May 9 01:40:08 2017 No.16992715

>>16992711
Then while mom and dad are shmoozing on the couch with hot coco one day, daughteru comes in with one of the outfits on and makes a chuunilewd pose saying she's the spawn of 'the great dark succubus'
Dad busts a gut laughing and applauding, mom wishes they had a non-demon silver gun in the house to shoot herself with to save her from embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:41:41 2017 No.16992719 >>16992711 >She finds her mom's Morrigan outfit. >Gets inspired. >Starts going around dressed as Lilith to her dad's delight. >He chuckles while Succ mom buries her face in her hands.

Anonymous Tue May 9 01:54:24 2017 No.16992735

>>16992711

>Be Anon on le regular sunday afternoon
>Sitting on couch watching the latest superhero flick with succu-wife
>Suddenly a wild daughteru appears
>Walks out of the hallway wearing her mother's dark robes and leather skin straps from "those years"
>Also holding a length of PVC pipe
>suddenly quotes "Always two there are; no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."
>Starts waving the PVC around making lightsaber noises
>The waifu has her head buried in the throw pillow to mask her embarrasement
>You're off to find your brown robes and LED lightsaber from halloween a few years back

Anonymous Tue May 9 01:57:53 2017 No.16992742

>>16992646
>kobold daughteru
>"Daddy? I want more snacks!"
>"You've enough for today, you'll ruin your appetite"
>"No Daddy! I wanna be more like the heckhounds at school! I do what I want! I want snacks!"
>she starts jumping up and down trying to get around you
>"NO! DOWN!"
>she sits down on the floor instantly with a guilty look on her face as she's on the verge of tears
>"I'm sorry honey, you just can't do that. You know your mother and I will love you forever. Stop trying to make us not. Why do you hang out with those girls anyway? Why don't you talk with little Anon? He's a nice kid."
>daughteru is balling her eyes out now
>"I'm sorry daddy! I love you too!"
>she's hugging you now, clinging onto you for dear life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 01:59:28 2017 No.16992745 >>16992735 >le Careful anon! People might get the wrong impression of you if you use that kind of language. We wouldn't want that to happen would we?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:12:32 2017 No.16992798 >>16991099 Damn taking care of MG daughterus would be hard. I'd just not know what to do in this kinds of situations

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:14:47 2017 No.16992801 What in human culture is the equivalent of using a condom in monster culture?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:15:40 2017 No.16992802 >>16992801 There isn't one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:16:14 2017 No.16992806 >>16992801 Possession of drugs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:21:13 2017 No.16992827 What is the best way to blue ovarie a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:22:12 2017 No.16992830 >>16992801 Abortion?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:22:27 2017 No.16992832 Where are the cuddlebug Gremlins? I need one before I fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:22:34 2017 No.16992833 >>16992827 >"I'm not in the mood tonight, honey" >Warning this line does not work on rapists

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:29:20 2017 No.16992848 >>16992827 >"Oh, let's not do it right now. Let's do it tonight instead." >Fast forward to tonight >"I'm really tired dear. I just don't feel like it tonight."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:34:10 2017 No.16992859 >>16992848 >this worries the monster girl She'll think she's doing sex wrong, that's it bores you. She'll blame herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:36:33 2017 No.16992865 >>16992859 How would a monstergirl react to someone being too mentally clocked out for sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:37:17 2017 No.16992869 >>16992859 What does a monster girl do if she thinks that you don't like having se with her/she's boring you? Buy a ton of weird sabbath potions to "spice things up"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:37:33 2017 No.16992870 >>16992865 Gentle mommy dom? Or atleast some soft nursing sex where she does most of the work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:38:47 2017 No.16992875 >>16992869 Pretty much, or either she tries to do it herself. All kinds of kinky potions, that's how I'd want my waifu to spice up our sex life.

Anonymous Tue May 9 02:40:35 2017 No.16992882

>>16992865
Canonically she'll just make you not mentally clocked out for sex
Though that differs race by race. Holstaurs can put it off for a while but even they have a breaking point, and they're close to one of the most docile species.
Much like you couldn't convince a wild actual monster 'I'm not in the mood for you to eat me', it's very difficult to convince a Monstergirl 'I'm not in the mood for us to have sex'

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:42:33 2017 No.16992885 >>16992870 >>16992882 I'm talking like, mentally overwhelmed from stress and just wanting to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:44:08 2017 No.16992890 >>16992885 You're forgetting that sex would help relieved stress. That and MGs always know what their husbands needs/wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:45:19 2017 No.16992892 >>16992885 That changes a whole of nothing from my post, so

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:45:37 2017 No.16992893 >>16992875 Tentacle potion would be a nice way to spice things up. Just going to town on your waifu with your tentacles sound nice to do ever now and again.

Anonymous Tue May 9 02:47:08 2017 No.16992894

>>16992882
>Canonically she'll just make you not mentally clocked out for sex
I think I'm okay with that, so long as she responds to my needs appropriately.
A night of loving, gentle femdom with nursing handjobs sounds pretty good for when I'm exhausted.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:47:15 2017 No.16992895 I'm going to masturbate in front of a sleeping succubus and cum in her mouth. Her instincts would make her swallow it. I'll do this every night until she is addicted to me without even knowing it!

Anonymous Tue May 9 02:51:02 2017 No.16992901

>>16992894
Exactly.
Don't look into too much how I might know, but people who say they'd ever be too tired for even a no-effort-involved blowjob or just having their significant other do all the work and indulge them in sex don't know what they're talking about.
You're NEVER too exhausted to get a loving blowjob, at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 02:58:59 2017 No.16992916 >>16992901 Since I've never had sex before I couldn't tell if you're right or not, so I'll just take your word for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:00:01 2017 No.16992921 >>16992916 He's not right. You absolutely can be too exhausted for anything, blowjobs included.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:02:57 2017 No.16992928 >>16992890 >>16992892 What If I'm too tired to get it up and just want to cuddle her to forget the pain of the day?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:03:53 2017 No.16992931 >>16992928 Then you do that man its just a fantasy But if you're talking MGE they'd do that just while also gently fucking or sucking you off >>16992921 To each their own experiences I suppose

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:19:47 2017 No.16992958 >>16992893 That's pretty much what I was thinking. I'd love to give my waifu the best sensations and pleasure. I'll even do that potion for her and me. >>16992928 Then of course MGs are up for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:39:45 2017 No.16992993 >>16992895 Simply getting a whiff of your crotch will trigger her instincts and cause her to wake up Though she could fake staying asleep if she knew what was coming

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:40:00 2017 No.16992994 File: 228 KB, 1200x900, r304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16992958 Goodnight thread. Please enjoy cute oppai lolis while you sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:46:40 2017 No.16993003 >>16992994 Cute and fluffu, but not really a monstergirl...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:49:53 2017 No.16993010 >>16992993 Sneaky succubus.

Anonymous Tue May 9 03:53:18 2017 No.16993018
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>>16992994
>Sleeping with oppai loli ratatoskyr
>She's facing you with her hands pawed at your arms, giant chesticles squashed up against you, pancaking out to ludicrous amounts, yet her grip remains tight against you for the feeling of closeness and protection
>You're lazily stroking her big bushy tail while half-asleep, running your hands along it's already impressive length, warming your hands on it and getting soothed by it's texture as you repetitively stroke it
>She starts making little whimpering noises and scrunching her face up, probably feeling cold or having a bad dream
>pull her in tighter, pull the blanket up over you both and kiss her forehead, causing her ears to twitch and her whimperings to turn to little cute moans
>she shuffles a bit to get even closer to you, then smiles in her sleep and starts snoring softly
>Figure she probably got the big scoop in her dreams as you start drifting off yourself
>In truth, the big scoop she got was you
And other such saccharine nonsense. But an enjoyable thought to fall asleep to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:54:01 2017 No.16993022 Reminder that your body doesn't lie. Monster girls can learn your preferences from your spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:55:22 2017 No.16993024 >>16993010 Kunoichi?

Anonymous Tue May 9 03:56:32 2017 No.16993025

>>16993022
I always thought it would be funny if a Monstergirl wife sat down with her husband and had a little intervention where she gingerly told him he was actually into some fetish that he outwardly thinks is atrocious or degenerate or what have you. And she gently says she understands but that no, really, he's gonna cum like a firehose when they try it for the first time, to which he refuses, to which she goes for plan B and just breaks out whatever potion/position/action it takes for the fetish and forces it on him, and sure enough five minutes later he's just cumming buckets with a shocked expression on his face like his whole world just got changed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 03:58:26 2017 No.16993030 Speaking of fetish, did you learn you had one or acquire a new taste for something from this thread? For me it was lactation.

Anonymous Tue May 9 04:01:16 2017 No.16993037

>>16993024
Yes.

>>16993025
I don't know what to think of that. On the one hand, she would make sure that it would be the best sex of my life. But on the other, if I didn't want to do it for some moral reson I wouldn't be okay with doing it at all. even if it feels good.

Anonymous Tue May 9 04:03:01 2017 No.16993043

>>16993030
I'm still not ready to say I'm fully into loli, but I've enjoyed and can say oppai loli is something I'm attracted to after some discussions here about it.
Though A. Only in the oppai variety and B. It's more of an ecchi thing or a 'no sex until they're a bit older' kind of thing for me. Just loving molestation, if that makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:05:44 2017 No.16993052 >No new writing last week Fuck. I at least wanted a new roulette.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:09:30 2017 No.16993060 >>16993030 I blame the thread for getting me to like loli monsters. Oppai-loli is still better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:10:07 2017 No.16993061 >>16993052 >Roulette If monsters come to this world, would you want them to come in like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:10:57 2017 No.16993064 >>16993052 I'm working on something at the moment that involves a Otohime. And I know I'll do a Kiki story down the road.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:12:34 2017 No.16993067 File: 453 KB, 800x571, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993003 >Monstergirl? You look more like a cosplayer to me How would mg react to this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:14:18 2017 No.16993071 >>16993052 Star gazing Basilisk romance update by Friday.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:15:36 2017 No.16993076 >>16993030 I learned I'm into rape roleplay and control play. Specifically being on the receiving end.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:16:06 2017 No.16993080 >>16993018 Damn it now I want to cuddlefuck a squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:16:39 2017 No.16993082 >>16993067 Hard rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:16:59 2017 No.16993085 >>16992483 >Under arrest? For what? Also, your head seems to be detached from your body. Doesn't that hurt?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:18:07 2017 No.16993087 >Nah, I don't feel like having sex tonight. >X Person was a real asshole to me earlier, and it wore me out. How quickly would MGs go after people who are unjustifiably dicks to you? Not fun teasing, but actually trying to harm you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:21:11 2017 No.16993092 File: 338 KB, 800x1060, 1457491145968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993067 >You think I haven't heard that before?

Anonymous Tue May 9 04:45:09 2017 No.16993161

>>16993061
>Pros
>get a monster wife
>might get more than one, and have them be different species
>the world won't care about the weirdness of monsters

>Cons
>Might get more than one as some people don't like harems
>The game has no re rolls and is random, a guy that whats a kiki might get 5 amazons.
>monsters have to deal with human stupidly

Its a mixed bag

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:45:14 2017 No.16993162 >>16993067 I bet Dhampirs get this a lot too since they can easily assimilate into Order cities without anyone noticing. At least until she picks up her mother's habits and bites her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:49:10 2017 No.16993169 >>16993161 I would use the game, don't care what i get.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 04:54:12 2017 No.16993175 >>16993169 You say that, but what if you get a Humpty egg or one of the siths?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:30:08 2017 No.16993265 File: 95 KB, 611x699, Wight36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Read ded hours

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:33:28 2017 No.16993274 >>16993265 Hiding from the bossy Wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:41:42 2017 No.16993289 >>16993265 I want to sniff her shoes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:42:17 2017 No.16993291 >>16993274 Having a Wight childhood friend must be nice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:46:05 2017 No.16993298 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, [Soul Slash]!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993291 Even when she goes through her chuuni phase.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:48:06 2017 No.16993301 >>16993298 You are joking right? That's the best part! I hope she doesn't use her [Soul slash] to often on me. Might get me addicted otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:49:56 2017 No.16993303 >>16993301 You play as the brave Knight trying to stop her, right? Maybe get the rest of the Undead Girls in on the game.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:55:25 2017 No.16993317 >>16993291 >tfw no mistress himedere wight childhood friend

Anonymous Tue May 9 05:55:53 2017 No.16993318

>>16993303
Of course.
I would be a brave Knight that is destined to stop her from her evil doings. And if I win she'll retreat and swears to come back one day to defeat me.
And if she beats me she would have a long monolog about how superior she is and since I am so strong I will get the privilege to serve her once she takes over.
And then the succubus teacher just yells from the side lines "Oh, just fuck him already! I don't have all day."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:56:14 2017 No.16993319 File: 293 KB, 600x927, tumblr_opoivtwdXy1sq47s1o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your succubus tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:57:09 2017 No.16993321 >>16993319 She looks nice. Can I play games with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:57:32 2017 No.16993323 >>16993319 Pretty smug, but with horns like that I can see why.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:57:50 2017 No.16993326 >>16993301 >Chuuni Wight uses Soul Slash on her childhood friend for eating her pudding >He experiences his first orgasm and passes out shortly afterwards She would feel terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 05:58:42 2017 No.16993330 >>16993319 She's cute, I love her horns. But will she cuddle me and be my shoulder to cry on? I guess she wants sex but I like to cuddle at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:00:15 2017 No.16993334 >>16993326 She might be sent up to the principal office if she doesn't know she needs to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:02:34 2017 No.16993338 >>16993321 She loves games, especially twister. >>16993330 Call the cuddle succubus hotline, the lewd ones are sick of wasting their time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:04:22 2017 No.16993344 File: 701 KB, 1280x1918, P274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do if you were corned by TWO (2) gyaru monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:05:45 2017 No.16993347 >>16993344 Run to the nice student council president monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:07:01 2017 No.16993349 >>16993347 What do you do when the gyarus proceed to greet her as if they were long time friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:07:56 2017 No.16993351 >>16993338 Normal twister or lewd twister?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:07:59 2017 No.16993352 >>16993349 Hide behind her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:08:50 2017 No.16993355 >>16993326 Her mom needs to talk with her, and explain that her Wight claws 'make men feel really good'.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:09:57 2017 No.16993359 >>16993338 But can't cuddle succubus do cuddle sex when she's healed her customer?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:12:12 2017 No.16993360 >>16993344 It depends what kind of monster girls, if it was a manticore and cheshire then I don't think I could say no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:13:30 2017 No.16993365 >>16993344 I don't know, brush them aside? What was I doing in a corner in the first place? I have places to be, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:13:47 2017 No.16993366 >>16993355 "But mom uses her claws at dad all the time" "Is anon your husband?" "... no?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:17:02 2017 No.16993370 >>16993334 That's a bad idea The Succubus principal will tell her to rape him >>16993366 "If I marry Anon, can I claw him every time he annoys me?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:19:59 2017 No.16993377 >>16993351 Normal twister that becomes lewd. >>16993359 They can indeed do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:24:54 2017 No.16993391 >>16993370 You're saying that like it's a bad thing. She should claw him and then rape him. How else will she marry him?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:32:10 2017 No.16993405 >>16993391 Wights are highly dignified and classy women It would be horrible for her to do such shameful things at an early age because adults misguided her

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:37:12 2017 No.16993415 Dildo with a string attached to a dog girl's tail so she can wag herself off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:41:25 2017 No.16993425 >>16993415 That's a good way to get raped the second you walk in the door.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:43:06 2017 No.16993426 >>16993415 Attach it to a hellhound's tail and bind her arms so she can't take it off. What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:50:26 2017 No.16993432 >>16993415 KDF get out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:51:28 2017 No.16993434 >>16993432 No one was even talking about kobolds, take a hike.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:53:56 2017 No.16993440 >>16993432 I like how some people here have just started to see KDF behind every post that's vaguely related to dog girls..

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:55:44 2017 No.16993445 >>16993440 reminds me of how people saw NTR lurking behind every post, every corner

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 06:59:13 2017 No.16993451 >>16993445 Those were bad times indeed. Kinda funny but bad times. "I like succubus" "Fucking NTR fags"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:01:34 2017 No.16993458 >>16993445 >I mean think about it. All porn is NTR since you're watching someone else fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:13:13 2017 No.16993491 I want to go to a cat cafe in MGC everyday because it's the only thing that makes me happy!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:20:18 2017 No.16993511 File: 369 KB, 900x750, tumblr_opofqxGbsi1v03hr5o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hand bras are a miracle of the universe and so are liches.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:25:26 2017 No.16993524 >>16993458 Made me think of this. http://i.imgur.com/NsmVoeb.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:26:28 2017 No.16993526 >>16993511 All of these things are true. Liches are truly the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:27:47 2017 No.16993532 >>16993524 That sounds like something a daughteru fucker would say that does.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:30:15 2017 No.16993542 >>16993532 I'm 90% sure he wants to bone his daughter. And since this isn't about some fantasy land where everything (except NTR) is okay, it's just fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:50:35 2017 No.16993619 >>16993542 I'm fairly certain a lot of leddit users are pedos. I've seen them pretty aggresively defend pedophiles and pedophilia. >>16993491 Would the waitresses all be Cheshire? I would go there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:51:35 2017 No.16993622 >>16993619 >Would the waitresses all be Cheshire? Well, I doubt they'd all be cheshire, but there is bound to be at least a couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:55:37 2017 No.16993637 >>16993445 I want to talk with my succubus friend while hanhing out with my kobold.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 07:57:17 2017 No.16993644 File: 475 KB, 788x1200, waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my edginess from 1 to Shadow the Edgehog

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:00:26 2017 No.16993656 >>16993344 Become the new warboss. [Odd] Orc Musume wa Ikemen ga Osuki \| Orc girls love handsome guys (COMIC Anthurium 2016-12)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:02:00 2017 No.16993665 >>16993644 She's not edgy. She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:04:04 2017 No.16993674 >>16993644 Best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:04:29 2017 No.16993677 >>16993665 >>16993674 I know. That's why she's my waifu. The fact that she's extremely devoted and is one of the few mg that actually fights with you, not for you, makes it better.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:11:00 2017 No.16993695 >>16993677 You've got a fine waifu anon. Good taste! She's a top tier girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:12:41 2017 No.16993704 >>16993695 Of course she is. Where else are you going to find a girl that's a sword AND a scabbard at the same time?

Anonymous Tue May 9 08:16:08 2017 No.16993715

>>16993644
> find a cursed katana one day after getting lost and stumbling into a sealed shrine
> the blade seems to be sealed into its sheath with wax, the sheath locked to the site with chains and covered in paper talismans
> before you can think to look for an exit, a voice starts coming to form in your mind
> "A... human? How long it's been. My thirst is... Hey, you must have some desire in this world. Help me out of here, feed me, and I'll empower you to conquer whatever your heart seeks. One need for another, and surely blood must flow whenever a mortal receives such an otherworldly boon. Make me yours?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:18:24 2017 No.16993719 >>16993715 >katana This pleases me greatly. But it's not clear wether we are finding the sword itself or the girl transformed into the sword or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:23:26 2017 No.16993730 >>16993719 I mean, I greentexted with an image of a sword in mind, but a softspoken-yet-dangerous girl with a himedere cut, red eyes, and chained / sealed up in an underground shrine works too I guess. Actually, that's not bad either...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:29:24 2017 No.16993750 >>16993730 You can't fuck a sword though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:29:52 2017 No.16993751 >>16993750 Watch me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:30:25 2017 No.16993755 >>16993644 Cursed Swords are great, so are Redcaps Girls who can be so violent, ruthless and aggressive one moment and be gentle, loving and caring the next are the best

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:31:05 2017 No.16993761 File: 11 KB, 153x167, IMG_6641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993750 >You can't fuck a sword though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:32:08 2017 No.16993763 >>16993755 Redcaps and cursed swords are top tier girls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:35:39 2017 No.16993776 >>16993719 According to KC, when a man picks up the cursed sword, he would be compelled to use it on the girl he likes. Said girl will be turned into a Cursed Sword monstergirl. If the man is likely to become an Alp, he'll turn into one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:37:52 2017 No.16993781 >>16993776 >Cursed Sword Alp Jesus Christ I bet (s)he wears a trench coat too and specifically goes after the guy who bullied her/him most.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:42:34 2017 No.16993794 >>16993781 I'd love to cross keyblades with one but I'm afraid she lost hers.

Anonymous Tue May 9 08:45:06 2017 No.16993800

>>16993761
>Ochimusha wielding a cursed sword living a quiet life with a young man who is the only remaining member of his family's sword school
>He's an idealist who sees kendo as a way to improve one's self, and though the pair know how naive this is they truly wish to see a world less violent than the truth they had to cut their way through
>The Cursed sword is pessimistic and quick to resort to violence, but truly does so because she doesn't want to fear the consequences of inaction or hesitation
>The Ochimusha refuses to fight with her partner as a pair anymore, walking around instead with a bokken. She's decided to follow the young man's path as far as it takes him as the generosity of his willingness to host strangers in his home has touched her.
>Every week, it seems someone from their past shows up to stir up trouble. Sometimes the troublemakers stick around and become buddy characters, willing to believe in the group's hope for a better world

comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:45:44 2017 No.16993801 >>16993761 >She gives you that look and tells you to fill her sheath You better run boy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:48:23 2017 No.16993808 >>16993800 This sounds familiar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:49:31 2017 No.16993813 >>16993808 Just your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:51:00 2017 No.16993817 >tfw you stare at clouds for 20 minutes straight thinking about how to be a good onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:52:05 2017 No.16993821 >>16993813 Well, as long as the Ochimusha and the guy end up making out under fireflies, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:52:26 2017 No.16993823 The real world showed me a sight of considerable aesthetic pleasure today, and it lit a desire within my heart. Which girl would look best in a leather jacket and some yoga pants?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:53:58 2017 No.16993827 File: 24 KB, 540x536, 8f4fc807c0e7dcdd1080313f2f93300c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993808 Oh really?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:54:47 2017 No.16993828 >>16993821 >>16993827 So what happens when a Mummy tries to take over the world?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:56:55 2017 No.16993837 >>16993827 I knew it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 08:58:39 2017 No.16993842 File: 33 KB, 320x480, Rurouni Bride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993827 >>16993837 You know I've never actually read this, how is it?

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:00:30 2017 No.16993849

>>16993828
Pharaoh disguised as a Mummy, probably. She'd threaten the peaceful days they worked so hard to create, wanting to instead subjugate society and crush the gentle dream of peace. Sword and weilder would have to unite once more to stop this cruelty, and the boy must do all he can to keep them from slipping into mindlessness once more.

>>16993842
It's the best romance. My most recommended series, bar none.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:00:47 2017 No.16993851 >>16993842 It's old, but pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:01:39 2017 No.16993854 >>16993849 >My most recommended series, bar none So if I happened to have extra space on my shelves, it might not be a bad idea to buy it?

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:06:06 2017 No.16993867

>>16993854
It's got many fights, but instead of focusing on anime power level cliche they spend time giving everyone backstory. The romance is light and fun, but it's largely a story of a scarred nation trying to heal and the individuals trying to find a life in the future. It's my favorite, so I'd hope you'll give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:13:45 2017 No.16993890 >>16993867 I've been meaning to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:19:05 2017 No.16993897 >>16993644 >FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS/10

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:19:31 2017 No.16993899 >>16993897 Blue version of Cursed Sword when?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:20:57 2017 No.16993902 Don't let your Ochimusha read shonen mangas, otherwise she will spend all her free time trying to learn techniques that aren't possible

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:22:22 2017 No.16993903 >>16993902 As long as she doesn't break her teeth trying to wield three swords.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:22:56 2017 No.16993905 >>16993781 >"Hey senpai, you're pretty ok. Don't show up at school tomorrow." Oh that cursed alp, what could that rascal be up to?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:27:42 2017 No.16993921 >>16993776 >spoiler >"I know I said I would bear any curse to save my homeland, but what is THIS?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:28:06 2017 No.16993922 File: 83 KB, 513x788, 1461778067144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just saw a deleted scene from Conan the Barbarian and now I want tales of HIGH ADVENTURE.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:28:40 2017 No.16993926 File: 785 KB, 788x1200, pzchitlr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993899 three seconds in photoshop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:29:21 2017 No.16993930 >>16993922 And I want to headpat that Doraf.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:29:36 2017 No.16993931 >>16993926 Now do a purple Soldier Beetle to bro it up with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:31:01 2017 No.16993941 >>16993902 >Ochimusha keeps trying to hit swallow harpies >She gets confused if when I ask if they are european or african

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:31:31 2017 No.16993944 >>16993931 Anon, you don't know where this is going. >A Cursed Sword, a Soldier Beetle, a Lich, and a Dragon Zombie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:31:35 2017 No.16993945 >>16993930 We all want our very own strum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:32:47 2017 No.16993950 >>16993941 >Ochi gets her arm cut off in batte >Decides something that will impress her Master >"'tis but a scratch" >Wait why is he laughing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:32:55 2017 No.16993951 >>16993944 >you don't know where this is going But it went exactly where I wanted it to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:33:12 2017 No.16993952 File: 618 KB, 1037x1100, to4s96x7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993931 you're lucky i'm bored, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:33:48 2017 No.16993954 >>16993524 That's a copypasta, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:34:03 2017 No.16993955 >>16993952 >I SERVE ONLY THE FROZEN THRONE >... >Jiiii~

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:35:06 2017 No.16993957 >>16993945 She's cute and portable. I want to pick her up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:35:16 2017 No.16993958 >>16993950 If she ever asks for a mount I'm giving her coconuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:37:23 2017 No.16993970 File: 139 KB, 800x800, C65bB1VVsAABVDU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:38:06 2017 No.16993971 Berserker/mercenary kikimora, sweeping the battlefield since [year redacted]!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:39:02 2017 No.16993973 >>16993930 >Not wanting to jam your tongue in her ass

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:39:39 2017 No.16993975 >>16993970 Reminder that kikis that wear their master's used underwear under their clothing are still weirder than shogs who simply become said underwear. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:40:25 2017 No.16993977 >>16993973 Anon a woman that fine you gotta romance firt before licking her ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:41:38 2017 No.16993980 >>16993970 >Come home from work >Go to your bedroom to find your dirty laundry everywhere and your Hellhound wife wagging her tail furiously as she takes a deep sniff of one of your shirts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:47:38 2017 No.16993993 >>16993971 She should settle don and find a master.

Anonymous Tue May 9 09:56:22 2017 No.16994010

>>16993405
>It would be horrible for her to do such shameful things at an early age because adults misguided her
True, loli Wights on the childhood friend route instead of the age gap route are misguided. Everyone knows childhood friends never win and/or get separated for countless years.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:56:32 2017 No.16994011 File: 2.10 MB, 2067x1378, relaxing (small) [l4no shiro].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another waifu commission just finished!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:57:19 2017 No.16994015 >>16994011 Want to poke those paw pads.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:57:59 2017 No.16994016 >>16994011 Cute. Who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:58:02 2017 No.16994017 >>16993993 She has a man she works for, thats why she is so happy about cleaning the dirty battlefields and has no qualms about killing without questions. Killing makes master happy, and killing gets master money with makes him also happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:59:29 2017 No.16994025 >>16994011 I don't mind seeing a lot of cute and petite anubis waifu. She's a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 09:59:38 2017 No.16994027 >>16994016 http://l4no-shiro.deviantart.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:02:22 2017 No.16994033 >>16994011 That's cute. Her paws look so silky.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:04:15 2017 No.16994039 >>16994011 Adorable!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:05:40 2017 No.16994046 >>16993975 But wearing a pair of Shog-boxers is the most snug feeling ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:06:41 2017 No.16994049 >>16993975 Girls can't wear boxers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:07:22 2017 No.16994052 >>16993975 >>16994046 But they're both cute ideas!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:08:15 2017 No.16994055 >>16994049 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:08:40 2017 No.16994056 >>16994011 That's really cute anon, you've got an adorable waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:09:05 2017 No.16994060 >>16994046 I eould be all slimy and weird. I don't think shogwear is comfortable unless you are insane and a slimeboy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:09:32 2017 No.16994062 >>16994049 Who said she was wearing it around her waist and not over her face?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:09:35 2017 No.16994063 >>16994011 ... I should commission a new picture for my waifu as well. I just need to find an artist I want to commission from.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:10:15 2017 No.16994068 >>16994011 Which Anubisfag are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:10:45 2017 No.16994071 >>16994049 It's cute though

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:11:51 2017 No.16994076 >>16994062 That's wrong and her master can see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:12:26 2017 No.16994079 >>16994011 That's a cute Nub anon, very nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:13:55 2017 No.16994082 >>16994076 Well, when he is around, she could just shove it in bewteen her bra under her outfit. Unless her outfit has a boob window, that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:16:34 2017 No.16994089 >>16994068 One of the newer ones I guess you could say. I've gotten a few other commissions done of her in the past as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:19:09 2017 No.16994097 >>16994011 I see you bamp

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:24:36 2017 No.16994111 >>16994011 That anubis looks pretty young. Are you the lolification ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:26:43 2017 No.16994122 >>16994097 >>16994111 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:27:43 2017 No.16994127 >>16994111 Lolification guy* My phone keeps eating words. >>16994122 Ah, I see. It's hard to keep track of all the dogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:29:44 2017 No.16994132 >>16994122 Ok. There is another Anubisfag who fits those criteria though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:35:54 2017 No.16994152 >>16992420 There's only one thing I can think of what's about to happen to that ship, and it isn't going to be pleasant for the people on board.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:36:49 2017 No.16994159 >>16994132 Yes me. But I'm definitely not that anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:41:28 2017 No.16994178 >>16994111 Wait, there's a loli Anubis fag now too?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:43:32 2017 No.16994180 >>16994178 No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:43:49 2017 No.16994181 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647788980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16993644 Cursed Swords need more variation beyond the one present in the profile art.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:43:59 2017 No.16994182 >>16994178 I think it is the one who had a hard time accepting that he was a lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:48:47 2017 No.16994194 >>16994011 >small Big where?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:48:56 2017 No.16994195 >>16994180 Yeah. He really likes collars and lolidom, used to be a haremfag but got Bullied and decided to just stay with his anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:52:50 2017 No.16994208 >>16994194 https://my.mixtape.moe/tzbern.png The file is literally 4.01MB, so I had to downsize it in order to get below the limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:56:13 2017 No.16994220 >>16994181 Still waiting on KC to draw a fully corrupted version.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:57:27 2017 No.16994226 >>16994195 He's a really neat guy too, just a little overly apologetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:07:24 2017 No.16994268 >>16994226 Agreed. There are a lot of "sorry" and "please stop" coming from him. He just wants to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:09:38 2017 No.16994281 >>16994195 >used to be a haremfag until he got bullied I still don't understand why you guys hate harems so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:13:14 2017 No.16994299 >>16994063 Less Mono Melon Loen Snib Manos Or my personal favorite artist, LiterallyCheckTheDocs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:14:49 2017 No.16994306 >>16994226 >>16994268 What happened. I'm not new but I don't usually pay attention to drama.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:15:29 2017 No.16994311 >>16994306 It's not even that, this time it's just normal conversation stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:16:07 2017 No.16994316 >>16994011 Too petite.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:16:21 2017 No.16994320 File: 151 KB, 800x916, CursedSword5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware of sketchy stalls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:16:43 2017 No.16994322 >>16994281 Bigamy is scary and foreign. Monogamy is familiar and comfortable. Humans don't like new things and will always attempt to reject new things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:18:12 2017 No.16994331 >>16994320 You can trust steel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:18:48 2017 No.16994334 >>16994322 Speak for yourself anon, bigamy is comfy as heck.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:19:26 2017 No.16994339

>>16994299
>LiterallyCheckTheDocs
Thank you for giving me a list of artist I already know or have already commissioned from. Very helpful. Yes I'll look into this "doc" to tell me exactly which artist to pick. I believe it has a column that says "Anon should pick this artist"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:20:59 2017 No.16994343 >>16994320 Does Dragonia have so many Cursed Swords that they're sold as novelty items?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:22:45 2017 No.16994352 >>16994322 I just find bigamy something selfish and kinda mean to the girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:23:01 2017 No.16994354 >>16994334 I'm just saying that that seems to be the scope of things in our society. I agree with you, anyways.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:23:35 2017 No.16994356

>>16994343
Some are just ceremonial swords, others are real cursed swords looking for a husbando.

I'm guessing these are the swords left behind by heroes and dragon hunters of old who got rekt. Their swords took on the local mana of Dragonia and they seem to have dragon features like in the pic.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:25:26 2017 No.16994368
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>one day you return home late because of all that mess caused by your dark matter colleague accidentally "exploding" and flooding everything with DE
>note to self, never tell her jokes again, at least funny ones
>all trains and buses are already gone
>fuck, looks like you will have to take a long walk
>you turn on the latest kakuenz album and start walking
>after a while you realize you took a wrong turn and ended up in unknown part of town
>wait, isn't it that bad neighborhood known for the notorious hellhound gang "Bad puppies"?
>suddenly you hear not-so-friendly howl somewhere near you
>screw that shit, I'm out
>you start running but howling sounds closer and closer
>fuck, it's the dead end!
>"hey, mister, are you perhaps lost? Want me to show you the way?"
>welp, RIP my pelvis, we had a good run
>you turn around and see... a kobold wearing hellhound-fire glasses and sleeveless jacket
>huh, does she like to play gangsta or just a chuuni? that's cute
>"oh thank demon lord, you are just a kobold"
>"just a kobold?"
>"Sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. At least I'm sure you won't rape me senseless, unlike those damn hellhounds"
>"you mean these girls?"
>trio of smug hellhounds approach her from the shadows
>"do you have something against my cute little sisters and my friendly gang?"

And no one ate dinner that night

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:25:26 2017 No.16994369 >>16994322 Why do you talk of bigamy when he said harem

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:28:32 2017 No.16994379 >>16994182 He just needs to come in terms with his perfectly natural lust for little anubi with big hips.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:31:52 2017 No.16994388 >>16994368 >the next morning, get a call from a friend >he got lost in the woods last night and his phone was dead >and he noticed he wasn't alone >she was following him, about thirty feet back >then she got on all fours and went into a sprint

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:32:25 2017 No.16994391 >>16994379 I even came to appreciate loli ass quite recently. It's fine as long as they have big hips. Really.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:33:24 2017 No.16994397 >>16994368 Aww jeez.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:35:39 2017 No.16994404 >>16994368 Y'know, what with you-know-who's daughteru being popular in her school for what she and daddy get up to, this might not be too far off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:38:54 2017 No.16994411 >>16994368 I want to have a fivesome with those hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:39:50 2017 No.16994418 Is it daughteru talk time? How do you handle a Wurmling who reads the Hungry Caterpillar and starts engaging in gluttony in the hopes she'll grow up into a beautiful butterfly?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:39:52 2017 No.16994419 >>16994404 >KDF's daughteru is secretly becoming a gang leader at school kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:40:28 2017 No.16994422 >>16994418 She gets the Wurmchan-proof ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:42:07 2017 No.16994426 >>16994422 So we really are doing KDF-style parenting now? I'm taking my Ollie and going on a camping trip until you sons of bitches come back to your senses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:42:48 2017 No.16994428 >>16994418 That's fucking adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:43:11 2017 No.16994430 >>16994418 I tell her that she is already a beautiful butterfly. >>16994419 >The leather dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:45:18 2017 No.16994438 >>16994430 >>The leather dogs I'd say "the rubber pups" would fit more, I don't see him talking about leather nearly as much as latex.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:45:46 2017 No.16994441 >>16994368 >No one ate dinner that night Not entirely true. Sounds like you helped the girls enjoy some delicious steak

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:46:22 2017 No.16994442 >>16994430 >she is already a beautiful butterfly Well now she's got a straw in her mouth and she's sucking on flowers with it while flailing her arms to stay airborne. This is the future you chose.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:46:30 2017 No.16994444 >>16994418 >catch her trying to make herself a cocoon out of blankets and your bed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:47:52 2017 No.16994448 >>16994442 It would make fpr cute childhood memories. That phase would probably last for at least a week and I would be taking pictures all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:48:17 2017 No.16994450 >>16994418 Stupid Wurmlings. Hhhhnnnng.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:49:33 2017 No.16994457 >>16994438 Oh god. What would their gang sign/uniform even be?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:51:41 2017 No.16994469 File: 443 KB, 1280x960, 1402309689043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16994457 Whatever it is, they're an inferior group.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:52:58 2017 No.16994477 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1458110683606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16994438 They find themselves at odds with the rivalling hellhound gang

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:55:29 2017 No.16994487 >>16994438 >rubber pups >not rubber puppers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:56:17 2017 No.16994492 >>16994320 >Dragon Cursed Sword She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:56:22 2017 No.16994493 >>16994477 Rest in peace their gang then. KDF's girl doesn't seem much of a fighter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:58:49 2017 No.16994503 >>16994457 >>16994487 >KDF's daughteru in a spiked collar and cuffs >plus a latex bodysuit with "Rubber Puppers" stamped across the chest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:59:28 2017 No.16994506 >>16994493 She'd have to be popular enough to get strong girls to fight for her.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:59:37 2017 No.16994510

>>16994493
It's alright. The fireandbrimstonehound principal keeps everyone in check to avoid any and all manners of violence. They'll have to challenge each other in other ways, like choreographic dancing or other manners of group activities rather than individual prowess.

Bad Luck Club pulling a Top Secret Drum Corps when

Anonymous Tue May 9 12:01:07 2017 No.16994515

All these hellhound highschool gang posts.
Seems a good time to repost that greentext I did way back.

>Anon gets sent to detention for sleeping in class
>Opens the door and half the seats are taken by hellwans delinquents wearing e-collars in lieu of dunce caps
>Laughs before he can stop himself
>12 pairs of eyes all turn on him instantly and stay on him for the next 2 hours until the bell rings
>dragged to the school roof and raped for hours
>Gang decides it was so much fun they sabotage him into getting sent to detention near the end of every day
>He can't get out of the school fast enough to avoid getting jumped
>By the end of the month, he's spent so much time in detention that other students spread rumors he's joined the hell hound gang
>The delinquents think this is hilarious and the tightest shit ever
>They buy jokingly buy him his own collar as the "honorary pack toy"
>Force him to join them at their favorite hangouts
>Start taking him out drinking after school
>Show off their new toy to shop receptionists as a distraction while raiding the back of the 7-11 for smokes
>Buying/stealing porn and dirty mags for him because they saw something they wanted to try out next
>Ask him if he ever had this much fun before joining their gang and btw what kind of girl did you like again?
>Totally not developing a bro-complex
> Haha, nope not at all, why would you think that anon? Tough girls don't aren't bro-cons.
>And you're a gang member not a bro, so even if it was that, which it's not, it'd be alright, right? Right.
>What's with the black eye, that's not from one of us...
>Was that oni cunt picking on you? Hey tell us, she wasn't she? Quit being a pussy and tell us what happened
> Thought so. Wait here we're gonna go have a little talk.
>Here we got your money back, and whatever this beer she had is. Didn't bring money? Of course it's your money whose else would it be? Quit kidding, c'mon we're going to the roof to get drunk and have 'fun'
>You didn't get in to that college you wanted? So what, wouldn't you rather spend time with us? Huh, that important to you? yeah okay sure...
>Hey so the principal bumped your grades, you should try reapplying to that school. Hospital? Yeah he fell down some stairs... several times in fact.

Anonymous Tue May 9 12:05:12 2017 No.16994535

>>16994506
I don't really see her getting that popular though for having sex in a sex setting. She would be know for using latex and daughteru dicking but defenitely not enough to get a following.

Dom lolis with sugar daddies would be way more popular than her.

Anonymous Tue May 9 12:05:22 2017 No.16994536

As long as there are no delinquent or dangerous activities going on, I'm fine with my Kobold daughteru starting a gang with her close friends. As long as they stick to the pure, innocent stuff it could be really cute!

Also, if she came to me asking for an outfit like >>16994503 this, I don't think I could say no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:06:04 2017 No.16994540 File: 431 KB, 750x1000, 58507206_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16994477 I fucking love shimapan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:07:05 2017 No.16994545 >>16994540 Made to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:10:27 2017 No.16994556 >>16994536 There you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:12:41 2017 No.16994568 >>16994535 >Smug loli gang attacking the frail and slutty teacher

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:14:02 2017 No.16994579 >>16994515 I don't know, delinquents just make me think of Cromartie.

Anonymous Tue May 9 12:15:32 2017 No.16994589

>>16994536
>Daughteru comes home with a gang of Hellhounds and werewolves
>she looks so innocent and happy compared to the big girls
>scary, intimidating and threatening
>"Papa can we play in the back garden?"
>look out the back window
>she's playing ring around the roses with the big tough gang girls

PURIFIED BY PURE DAUGHTERU

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:16:18 2017 No.16994595 >>16994568 Being a male kindergarten teacher in MGC is suffering. At least the hazard pay is amazing just like pizza delivery guys who have to go through Wurm neighborhoods.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:17:32 2017 No.16994600 >>16994545 Do not bully the shinki

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:18:26 2017 No.16994608 >>16994568 That poor teacher. Did the girls pick up that he was a slut for Lolidom? >>16994595 >pizza delivery guys who have to go through Wurm neighborhoods. It can't be THAT bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:18:36 2017 No.16994611 >>16994600 Her only role is to be bullied by everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:19:13 2017 No.16994615 >>16994600 That's a FAG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:22:18 2017 No.16994629 >>16994595 They probably only hire professionals and not slutty weak guys, but I'm sure one or two would manage to slip through. >>16994608 The lolis test the teacher with an order. If the teacher flinches, blushes or obeys then he already lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:22:40 2017 No.16994631 >>16994589 That's the stuff anon, that'd be really cute! My waifu would have to conceal our giggles as we watch them out the window, but it would please us to no end that our daughteru is having wholesome fun with her friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:26:37 2017 No.16994648 >KDF talk without baiting sasuga thread

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:29:30 2017 No.16994665 >>16994631 I wonder if they'd come back the next day in normal clothing with a happy attitude to play with your daughteru again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:33:06 2017 No.16994669 >>16994608 >Did the girls pick up that he was a slut for Lolidom? Probably by his spirit energy from his sweat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:34:31 2017 No.16994675 >>16994665 I'm sure they would anon, my daughteru is very friendly and I feel like most of the girls at her school would like being around her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:38:09 2017 No.16994688 >>16994648 Under all the lewd fetish nonsense he has some real cute ideas. Even some of the fetish nonsense is cute which is also a little distressing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:40:52 2017 No.16994695 >>16994535 >Dom lolis with sugar daddies would be way more popular than her. Sub lolis would be nice and have lots of friends. Or ojous that are secretly love being dommed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:44:07 2017 No.16994709 >>16994675 But really, I love the idea of wan group friends. Species have to stick together!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:46:06 2017 No.16994717 >>16994369 Harem = multiple wives Bigamy = the act of having multiple wives

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:49:37 2017 No.16994733 >>16994717 Here = Bigamy: Two wives, Harem: Three or more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:50:31 2017 No.16994736 >>16994717 Bi means two you American dumb-dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:04:18 2017 No.16994807 File: 673 KB, 841x1340, 1449081596270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do the gloves turn me on so?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:05:25 2017 No.16994812 >>16994807 I don't know, but if a fox like came to me. I'd join you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:05:52 2017 No.16994815 >>16994807 Maybe it's like ZR for her arms?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:06:29 2017 No.16994819 >>16994807 >>16994812 Was reading Berserk a while back, Casca in nothing but her boots and gloves was pretty titillating to look at.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:08:22 2017 No.16994831 File: 1.01 MB, 1046x1570, 1478344316433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16994812 I'm using your post as an excuse to post this fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:10:00 2017 No.16994838 >>16994831 Jesus Christ athletic tummies turn me on so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:10:46 2017 No.16994839 >>16994831 I surrender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fRLhkaozM

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:15:13 2017 No.16994860 >>16994695 Nah, dom lolis would be the shit walking around with their slaves on leaches. Ojous are naturally popular and sub lolis are just normal loli tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:17:16 2017 No.16994870 >>16994838 I do love that body-type a lot, shame it's so underrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:17:19 2017 No.16994871 File: 87 KB, 640x1136, IMG_0900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16994733 >>16994736 Whoops. This still doesn't change my original point. Just replace "Bigamy" with "Polygamy" whenever I said it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:17:44 2017 No.16994876 >>16994860 This to be honest. Going around with my MG wife as a loli while I'm on a leash would be great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:18:46 2017 No.16994882 >>16994870 I can't even describe how much I like athletic tummy, a slight pear shape, average breasts and thick but strong thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:19:42 2017 No.16994885 >>16994876 I'm not him, but I feel you on that anon. I'd love to have my waifu teach our daughteru how to properly lead me around on a leash!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:21:47 2017 No.16994892 >>16994882 Agreed. I love things average and that body is perfect, she got some nice tits, a good and slapable behind and she keeps the fully feminine look while still showing off a bit of her muscles.

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:22:51 2017 No.16994898

>>16994885
Sure you may get the odd stare in public, but at least they know who's boss. And I think it can be quite cute personally. Especially if the girl is haughty and himedere.

I'm sure that would make for some quality trust and family bonding time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:23:58 2017 No.16994905 >>16994871 There's a world of difference between having two wives and seven, though Bigamy is closer to monogamy than it is to harem

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:25:14 2017 No.16994912 >>16994876 It would show the other monsters who is in command of the relationship and that would get the loli some respect. If the girl was on the leash she would get some attention from being lewd and kinky but it wouldn't compare to the other case.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:26:53 2017 No.16994918 >>16994892 It's just perfect, so good infact I modelled my ideal MG after it. Sure super ara ara curvy is nice and so is a lot of muscle. But you can never go wrong with average athletic. >>16994912 Exactly man

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:27:54 2017 No.16994919

>>16994898
If I know my daughteru, that sort of power would probably go to her head a little. She's usually very humble and demure, but she'd be unable to resist the smug when she has me on a leash. That's fine though, smug is just part of her dom training!

It would be great family time too, taking a walk like that. My waiu would have her arm around our daughteru while our daughteru holds my leash, and I'd probably have to crawl or something as I'm a lot taller than both of them. Me walking would kind of spoil the aesthetic, thoughI'm not sure ho I'd feel about doing that n public. It'd be something to work up to I feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:28:18 2017 No.16994923 >>16994892 >>16994882 If I had to say, athletic + hourglass is my perfect body type.

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:31:50 2017 No.16994937

>>16994919
>I'd probably have to crawl
I'll never get you extreme subs, but I'm sure your daughteru would be popular if she's seen walking you around.

>>16994918
>>16994923
I just like athletic with an ass. Full on muscles and big girls aren't really my thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:31:50 2017 No.16994938 >>16994919 I personally am more of a working kind of guy for that stuff, especially in public. But I mean your daughteru could always hop on your back while you crawl on her leash! That's always cute!

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:34:40 2017 No.16994952

>>16994937
>I'm sure your daughteru would be popular if she's seen walking you around.
I'm sure she would too anon, that'd still be a long way from happening in public though.

>>16994938
Now that is an excellent idea anon! My daughteru would love a ride like that even if ti's just around our bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:37:12 2017 No.16994959 >>16994952 Daughterus riding their daddies are a truly heart warming sight to behold.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:41:10 2017 No.16994975 >>16994959 Indeed! Whether I crawl around with her on my back or lay on my back and balance her up in the air on my feet while I hold her paws or any other kind of riding, stuff like that would be wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:41:12 2017 No.16994976 >>16994959 >Daughterus riding their daddies Unfortunate wording.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:43:07 2017 No.16994984 >>16994975 Top tier cute! The kind of cute that gives waifus heart attacks when they walk in and see it. >>16994976 Anon no. We're talking about pure cute things.

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:47:12 2017 No.16995005

>>16994984
>The kind of cute that gives waifus heart attacks when they walk in and see it.
Metaphorically, yes!

Knowing my waifu, she'd probably want the same exact treatment as I gave our daughteru after she has gone to bed, and I would be more than happy to oblige her. As embarrassed as she'd be of it, It would be so heartwarming to help her truly come out of her shell when the two of us are alone together.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:47:51 2017 No.16995008 >>16994975 >giving daughterus airplane rides yes. >giving WAIFUS airplane rides YES!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:51:34 2017 No.16995035 >>16994860 Nah, anyone with an older boyfriend would invoke some kind of >Kyaa, that's so cool!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:51:35 2017 No.16995036 >>16995005 >"Hey uh... you know that thing you did to Opal earlier? Where you picked her up and balanced her on your feet well you held her hands? C-Can we do it?" Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:53:57 2017 No.16995055 How would a gang of smug delinquents react to finding a hopeless orphan with busted legs from a botched suicide jump in a back alley?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:54:17 2017 No.16995058 >>16994831 I can only want him to draw lizardgirls, or a sea bishop paladin with a nice toned tummy, stripping off her armor after a long day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:56:12 2017 No.16995072 >>16995058 I would like both of these things please

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:56:49 2017 No.16995076 >>16995036 I love it anon, that'd be the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:57:21 2017 No.16995079 >>16995036 >names stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:57:58 2017 No.16995085 >>16995036 Let's keep this discussion of daughterus anonymous, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:59:00 2017 No.16995091 >>16995055 They'd all bleed to death from the edge that just cut them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:59:09 2017 No.16995094 >>16995079 >>16995085 Sorry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:00:38 2017 No.16995107 >>16995079 >>16995085 What's up with that? Names are a problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:00:50 2017 No.16995111 >>16995091 Anon, I was hoping for healing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:02:40 2017 No.16995121 >>16995111 You can't heal someone who has become the edge itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:02:40 2017 No.16995122 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, laughing death.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995055 Unless one's an EMT, there's no way they're saving him before he bleeds out.

Anonymous Tue May 9 14:06:00 2017 No.16995135

>>16994905
Forget I mentioned Bigamy. I had it confused with Polygamy that whole time, and I meant to say Polygamy whenever I mentioned it.

Did you not see the image I posted? The definition of Polygamy is:
>The practice or custom of having one or more wife/husband at the same time.
>one or more wife at the same time
That is the exact premise of a harem, having more than one wife. There's no threshold that a polygamous relationship hits before it becomes a harem; a harem IS a polygamous relationship.

My original statement was that the majority of people in this society see that Polygamy (not Bigamy) is foreign and uncomfortable, while they also see monogamy as the natural and comfortable choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:06:09 2017 No.16995136 >>16995122 Will o' Wisp strikes again.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:06:34 2017 No.16995138 >>16995121 Please explain how it's edgy to want to be saved and healed by delinquents.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:13:39 2017 No.16995169 >>16995035 And domming that older boyfriend would invoke even more kyaas. So like I've said, subs would have some friends and popularity but not that much. Little girls with little boys though would be too pure for that world.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:16:00 2017 No.16995182 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:18:41 2017 No.16995190 File: 258 KB, 600x653, 1436247364394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995182

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:22:45 2017 No.16995214 >>16995190 >slowpoke girl wanting to be breastfed by a holstarus [AUTISTIC SCREECHING] Or does she just want to have bigger breasts?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:25:48 2017 No.16995223 >>16995214 A holst posts her to represent her desire to breastfed anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:31:58 2017 No.16995244 File: 1.21 MB, 2000x2959, 1460657601483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This ferocious feline is beckoning you to enter her den of depravity!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:33:10 2017 No.16995248 >>16995244 Too tired for any kind of depravity right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:34:29 2017 No.16995255 >>16995244 >that tummy >that dress >those stockings >those shoes God can she please either step on my dick really hard or tease my dick with those claws

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:35:49 2017 No.16995262 >>16995244 Where's the trick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:39:03 2017 No.16995278 >>16995262 She's a sadist.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:42:15 2017 No.16995294 >>16995255 Those claws are fake. Look closely.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:42:49 2017 No.16995297 >>16995278 No, I mean, looks like less' work. Where's the trick. Is she a futa or something. Sadistic is good, better than masochist

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:44:28 2017 No.16995300 >>16995294 Anon that's a bit obvious, I still want her to run her fake claw up and down my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:45:10 2017 No.16995304 >>16995294 That's decoration. Girls are vain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:47:46 2017 No.16995315 >>16995304 >fake claws >fake fangs >horn caps >mofu extensions It's almost criminal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:52:25 2017 No.16995328 >>16995315 Cat ears headbands and fluffy buttplugs should be banned.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:53:16 2017 No.16995334 >>16995328 >fluffy buttplugs Now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:55:57 2017 No.16995344 >>16995334 But anon, human women are luring oblivious males using those dirty tricks and keeping them for themselves, leaving cold and lonely cat girls without a partner.

Anonymous Tue May 9 14:56:21 2017 No.16995345

>>16995334
>litter of kitsunes are born
>the runt of the litter is always one tail behind her sisters all through her life
>starts wearing a tail butt-plug to fit in better with her sisters
>does it for so long that when her ninth actual tail grows in people wonder how a kitsune could have 10 tails
Cheating is never the answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:57:34 2017 No.16995353 >>16995345 She must be the butt-sluttiest of the buttsluts too. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:58:30 2017 No.16995357 >>16995345 I feel like they'd become a fashion statement for alt-kitsunes >rainbow tail buttplug Either that or dyeing them different shades

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:00:32 2017 No.16995362 >>16995357 Anon, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that you stay far, FAR away from anyone wearing tails in public.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:00:37 2017 No.16995363 >>16995357 >kitsunes peacock-ifyng their tails with various colors of hair dye to attract mates That could be cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:02:23 2017 No.16995369 >>16995363 >kitsune daughteru has her childhood friend over to play >overhear her asking him what his favorite color is >after he leaves she comes to you asking you to help her dye her tail that color Would you anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:05:49 2017 No.16995379 File: 221 KB, 800x1168, gottahavebluehair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995369 If it's not permanent or something stupid like neon orange, sure, why not?

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:08:29 2017 No.16995388

>>16995379
Maybe just the tip then? I could see that working a little better especially if the tip of her tail is white or some other color different from the rest of her hair.

Could you resist your daughteru giving you the puppy-fox eyes and holding her tail out to you expectantly though?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:13:58 2017 No.16995412 >>16995379 >>16995388 >Dying the tip of your daughter's tail hi-viz orange so you can find her more easily Somebody give me this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:14:16 2017 No.16995414 Friendly reminder that the forbidden fruit always tastes the best. MG daughterus also love getting their cunnies licked, so it's a win-win.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:15:24 2017 No.16995419 >>16995414 >the forbidden fruit always tastes the best No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:15:29 2017 No.16995420 >>16995388 I'd specifically color the tip of the tail/s, to make them look like paintbrushes, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:15:43 2017 No.16995422 >>16995412 She'd have to have black or otherwise dark-colored fur though, blonde just wouldn't work with an orange as bright as that.

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:15:53 2017 No.16995423
File: 1.72 MB, 992x1403, Lich89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

After a good night's sleep in a tent you awaken but something is wrong, you're in a dark room that you certainly don't remember seeing before now. As you're wondering what your next notice a pale skinned woman to your side which you quickly recognise as a Lich, causing you to leap from your bed and prepare to defend yourself.
She groans and casts a spell, causing you to follow her against your will so that she can explain what she kidnapped you for. Lately she's been experimenting with methods of creating hybrid monster girls and has had a lot of success, the problem is however she feels a lot of guilt for bringing her creations into the world and not letting them have a husband so she wants you to pick one of them as your wife. Refusal to pick one will result in you being dumped in a pit with the mystery option so caution is advised.

Hellice: The Hellice appears simple enough, a young Hellhound in a gothic lolita dress with a pair of horns alongside her ears and a wings sprouting from her back.
Her personality is the bizarre part, very unlike an Alice, her mind is filled with thoughts of dominating a man and making him belong to her. Much like an Alice though, if she does have her way with a man she will quickly forget she done such a thing and want to repeat the cycle all over again. While not actually assaulting a man she will act calm, innocent and almost naïve but it is bait meant to make a man drop his guard.

Anubiraune: Apperance wise, it is simply a Liliraune with the two plant-like girls being replaced by two anubis and also like a Liliraune, the default behavour of the girls is to seek pleasure from one another if there is no man present.
With a man however, they would act more like an Anubis would but rather than telling him how to go about your day, they would lewdly whisper in his ear, instructing him on how to please their “sister”.

Vampicore: As proud as a Vampire and as sadistic as a Manticore, the Vampicore looks like a Vampire with a Manticore's ears, tail and paws but coloured black to go with her Vampiric wings.
Her preferred way of mating would be to bite a man as she stimulates him her tail and suggesting that she will suck until there's nothing left from either end however this is merely a bluff and she does have a caring and protective side to her.
She highly values her virginity and will only give a man her tail until he has been fully transformed into an incubus via feeding.

There is no mystery box, the pit the lich mentioned contains a sith-flayer hybrid if you were thinking of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:22:45 2017 No.16995468 >>16995414 Fuck off falseflagger.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:24:25 2017 No.16995479 >>16995423 Definitely Vampicore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:25:04 2017 No.16995483 >>16995423 Hellice-chan sounds like a real cutie!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:26:13 2017 No.16995488 >>16995423 Anubiraune seems pretty easy to break since they are sand dogs, so I'll go with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:30:22 2017 No.16995510 >>16995479 >>16995483 >>16995488 And with no contest the three of them got married. Good end.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:33:44 2017 No.16995528 >>16995479 >>16995483 >>16995488 Well that's a surprise, usually if I post something like this one wins by a landslide and I wasted my time typing out the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:33:50 2017 No.16995530 >>16995423 sith-flayer sounds like a stuffed toy daughters would carry around. A cutesy fluffy squishy tentacle-cat or -dog. With a bazillion accessories for every holiday and occasion sold separately on courtesy of Tanuki toy company.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:34:11 2017 No.16995533 >>16995423 Tell her I'd rather have the lich

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:35:42 2017 No.16995541 >>16995528 See? Even the Sith and the Lich got husbands. >>16995530 >>16995533

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:38:07 2017 No.16995559 >>16995530 You actually made it sound kind of cute. >>16995533 But she's 500 years old and lives in a dungeon, surely you wouldn't want a woman like her!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:38:38 2017 No.16995562 File: 517 KB, 640x800, 12286019_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Komainu girl when? The newhu is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:39:34 2017 No.16995567 >>16995559 >wouldn't want a woman like her Why not? I have simple needs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:39:44 2017 No.16995570 >>16995423 >Hellhound alice Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:40:08 2017 No.16995572 >>16995562 New touhou is already out?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:41:32 2017 No.16995586 >>16995533 My pure love for that Lich and acceptance of her experiments so long as everyone agreed will shine through, and it'll be her who finds someone to love forever. Then we can find husbands for the hybrids together.

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:44:55 2017 No.16995618

>>16995559
>She's 500 years old and lives in a dungeon.

She's also extremely intelligent, tore a hole into my dimension to set me up with a Waifu, and actually has a conscience. Who cares if she lives in a dungeon? With spatial and environmental magic it could look nicer than the castle above it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:45:32 2017 No.16995620 >>16995423 >sith flayer >himedere mind raper I'm interested

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:48:32 2017 No.16995641 >>16995620 As in cu/cait sith, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:48:41 2017 No.16995644 File: 263 KB, 850x552, 1435575398450435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheshire Kittens want to play the sitting game!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:49:48 2017 No.16995653 File: 2.44 MB, 1300x1770, 62808139_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995572 The demo was released, so three stages and three new girls. Komano is my favorite of the lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:49:56 2017 No.16995654 >>16995244 Her face looks very inorganic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:51:11 2017 No.16995660 File: 62 KB, 512x528, snek COL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to go snake hunting

Anonymous Tue May 9 15:51:21 2017 No.16995661

>>16995423
>causing you to leap from your bed and prepare to defend yourself.
This is not how I would react. Immersion broken.

Also this lich has terrible taste in hybrids. Where are the dark elf spiders? Where are the Phantom werewolves? The wight ittan moments?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:52:07 2017 No.16995666 >>16995660 Isn't that dangerous?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:52:48 2017 No.16995670 >>16995644 Everytime that imagine is posted I still think it's facesitting even after been fooled many times.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:54:24 2017 No.16995677 >>16995661 >Wight ittan momens Just make sure to keep them away from the colored Ittan Momens or it'll stain something fierce

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:55:23 2017 No.16995680 >>16995666 You would know about dangerous snakes, wouldn't you Satan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:56:16 2017 No.16995688 >>16995677 >Implying I'd let some brown slut yuri my perfect wight-cloth snowflake

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:57:21 2017 No.16995693 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No salamander that gets fired up about cheering for you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:58:55 2017 No.16995700 >>16995688 Does she fluff herself up while looking in the mirror while muttering 'I am the cleanest~'?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:00:34 2017 No.16995709 >>16995700 No, that's my job. It's enough to worry that the blush will stain her cheeks red.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:01:19 2017 No.16995713 >>16995709 >>16995700 Too adorable.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:02:36 2017 No.16995723

>>16995693
>Be anon
>find your name signed up for a 500m race
>confused because you never signed up for that
>have to go through with it anyway
>utterly demolished by the other /fit/ anons and fast runners
>left in the dust and finished last
>but through the whole way a Salamander in the crowd was shouting your name and cheering you on while waving her fired up tail in excitement
>turns out she signed you up for it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:03:51 2017 No.16995726 >>16995709 Do you intimately run an expensive lint roller over her while smoothing out (and groping) her butt and tummy areas? Is tracking mud a cardinal offense in her estate?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:04:14 2017 No.16995728 >>16995723 But anon, I'm physically incapable of running due to a crippling knee injury that will never heal and cannot be fixed through surgery.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:05:40 2017 No.16995734

>>16995726
>Do you intimately run an expensive lint roller over her while smoothing out (and groping) her butt and tummy areas?
I prefer the more hands on method of the latter half of this sentence.
>Is tracking mud a cardinal offense in her estate?
Yes, but that's true of any place that demands respect.

Anonymous Tue May 9 16:05:57 2017 No.16995739

>Marry a Lich.
>Expect her to be Chunni.
>She grew out of that phase years ago.
>She is extremely powerful, but she likes the silly Platimum games over the Edgy ones.
>Hero invades her castle.
>He's probably looking for a Wight to marry. She won't judge.
>Gives her a big speech about how he's going to restore the world to human control, overthrowing the vile spawn of the Demon Lord....
>She's about to play along, for his sake.
>....and freeing her Husband to marry a Human instead.
>Ground starts to shift.
>So does the sky.
>ファイナルマックスジャスティスウルトラスーパーミラクルドリーム ....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:07:21 2017 No.16995744 >>16995728 mmomoamaodnfamamonomana

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:08:47 2017 No.16995751 >>16995728 You know what that means then? That salamander is going to have to heal you! With fugs! Then hugs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:11:11 2017 No.16995765 >>16995739 I'd make fun of her after she's done. That's a fucking retarded attack name.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:15:05 2017 No.16995789 >>16995765 https://youtu.be/7hrOKj55Ny4

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:16:29 2017 No.16995797 >>16995789 I don't care what it's from, it sounds dumb and I would tease her for saying it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:28:08 2017 No.16995845 Which monster makes the best sugar momma?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:28:53 2017 No.16995850 >>16995845 sea horse girl so forgettable I forgottable her name.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:32:16 2017 No.16995865 File: 827 KB, 1653x2048, 1489676122073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995845 The Ratatoskr Anchorwoman, from MGC News Network. She spoils interns who pamper her enormous fluffy tail before going live.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:33:44 2017 No.16995877 >>16995850 Oto-something was it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:34:05 2017 No.16995879 File: 657 KB, 814x1200, 1473512700435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16995845 Otohime, I want to be given a handful of gold coins by her as she runs a hand through my hair and calls me a good boy. >>16995850 Please don't bully the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:34:48 2017 No.16995882 >>16995723 So she did it to make fun of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:35:59 2017 No.16995888 >>16995882 Uh no? She did it because she wanted to see you try your hardest so she knows how to improve you!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:36:31 2017 No.16995892 >>16995845 Unagi Joro

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:38:09 2017 No.16995899 >>16995879 Her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:38:43 2017 No.16995903 >>16995892 I always pegged them as more of a lascivious housewife material.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:38:54 2017 No.16995904 >>16995865 As much as I would like coming home to a sugar momma Ratatoskry, today would not be a good day for it. only thing she would get when I return home is cuddles, I'm too tired for pampering.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:43:38 2017 No.16995929 >>16995865 I'd prefer to corner a Ratatoskr and enjoy her tail to my heart's content while she trembles.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:44:51 2017 No.16995932 >>16995865 Id gladly be her boytoy and personal tail pamperer. Such a luxurious bushy blessing deserves the most sincere of praise and admiration!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:45:35 2017 No.16995936 >>16995888 How is that any different? The only reason for cheering someone on for being terrible is if you're making fun of them or just pretending to be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:52:55 2017 No.16995984 >>16995936 Anon she actually believes in you. You think a salamander will just sign you up for a race then laugh at you while you run it? You think they're that 3DPD?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:54:26 2017 No.16995994 >>16995984 Then her belief is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:57:01 2017 No.16996004 >>16995984 >You think a salamander will just sign you up for a race then laugh at you while you run it? Not him but yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:58:51 2017 No.16996021 >>16995936 >being openly mocked in front of hundreds, maybe thousands of MGs I don't know if I could recover from something like this. That might be it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:00:25 2017 No.16996026 >>16995789 MASH X TO PROTECT EARTH

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:03:35 2017 No.16996034 I would gladly be the boytoy of an overweight lizardwoman runs a mercenary company and is salty that she can't fight because she lost a leg an arm and that she's incompatible with automaton replacements.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:09:26 2017 No.16996064 >>16995984 I think if the Salamander in question wanted to help him out, she would have just tried to become his personal physical therapist, rather than making him run and inadvertently ruin his whole week.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:09:50 2017 No.16996067 >>16996034 Do Lizardwoman have same regenerative abilities as normal lizards?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:10:44 2017 No.16996072 >>16996067 They probably have accelerated healing but not full on regeneration.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:12:57 2017 No.16996084 >>16996067 I imagine that their tails can grow back, but not whole limbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:18:06 2017 No.16996108 >>16995994 >>16996004 >>16996064 You're right. She literally wanted to make fun of and laugh at anon. I don't know why I have a fetish for girls who actually dislike me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:19:38 2017 No.16996118 File: 38 KB, 800x473, 1460790422913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996034 >overweight Gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:20:44 2017 No.16996119 >>16996118 Drinking and a lack of exercise will do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:23:47 2017 No.16996127 >>16996108 Then she should purged.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:26:29 2017 No.16996141 >>16995845 I'm pretty sure Otohime was comfirmed best sugar mommy last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:28:40 2017 No.16996149 >>16996119 Fat reptiles are those extremelly rare monster girls. Seeing a fat salamander is harder than dominating an ushi with no seal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:33:17 2017 No.16996166 >>16996149 It's like winning the lottery in a way. They take losing the ability to fight pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:39:56 2017 No.16996201 >>16996166 Once she realizes what's happening it's already too late. After that it's only downhill.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:41:25 2017 No.16996210 >>16996166 >finding a fat monstergirl >winning a lottery A more accurate comparison would be being struck by lightning or getting hit by a meteorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:41:51 2017 No.16996212 Crocodile girl when

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:42:35 2017 No.16996220 >>16995865 >EXTRA: Anon prefers squirrel mofu over fox mofu! How can kitsunes ever recover?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:43:05 2017 No.16996224 >>16996201 That it is. That's why you gotta bring back her smile. >>16996210 Same chances.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:43:23 2017 No.16996226 >>16996220 >BREAKING NEWS: Kikis are fagots!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:45:27 2017 No.16996236 >>16995739 >the guy's even got a sword called "sootmaker" or something

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:45:50 2017 No.16996240 >>16995899 She literally owns an undersea palace complete with servants and entertainers. You can get pampered by her for the rest of your life if you want to. Then again, she is very good at convincing you to return if you decide to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:49:56 2017 No.16996261 File: 179 KB, 861x1049, 1494366596108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996108 >>16996064 >>16996004

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:52:26 2017 No.16996270 >>16996220 Lies and deceit! There is nothing I like more than fox mofu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:52:34 2017 No.16996271 >>16996261 Well, it does say "Frank" under personality in their profile.

Anonymous Tue May 9 17:56:46 2017 No.16996299
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>>16993344
Are we sure they're gyaru monster girls and not gyaru human women who were transported to a fantasy world and mistaken for dark elves?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:57:37 2017 No.16996305 >>16996261 Did that series ever have an ending?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:57:43 2017 No.16996306 >>16996299 Holy fuck that sounds awesome. Is it translated?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:03:12 2017 No.16996324 File: 1.44 MB, 1403x992, Selkie14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Selkie enters a Selkie look-a-like contest at a human cosplay convention >She loses

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:04:34 2017 No.16996330 >>16995244 >Posting a shitty Bob OC

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:04:52 2017 No.16996332 >>16996270 She's talking about her boyfriend. Most people wouldn't consider that news, but Ratatoskyr aren't exactly known for things like "journalism standards."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:10:33 2017 No.16996361 >>16996332 Hey, she ain't wrong if that boyfriend is me. I'm reporting 100% for Ratatoskyr tail > fox mofu. She can report it however she likes and I give my full consent. In more than one way. Nuts, baby!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:14:18 2017 No.16996381 >>16996361 So, you've given in to the wise guiles of the preeminent Squirrel gal, eh? I bet she's got you dancing in the palm of her little fuzzy hands.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:18:53 2017 No.16996398

>>16996381
Yes in all ways but one.
In the streets, in the workplace, on dates, on vacatIon, she's always two steps ahead- EXCEPT in the bedroom.
There for all her planning, for all her thinking ahead, for all her tricks and spying and haughty pride, she's utterly and completely dominated when it comes to sex. We're talking utterly ravaged and forced upon until she's a begging, quivering mess brought low. A mere female rodent.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:21:15 2017 No.16996407 >>16996261 See? This girl is actually being honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:27:00 2017 No.16996425 >>16996398 This is why I love those horny squirrels. The moment you come on to them, they just freeze up and let you have your way them until they pass out.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:30:16 2017 No.16996439

>>16996305
There was a Christmas special in 2015.

>[774] Nagatoro-san to Christmas + Nagatoro-san no Christmas Present

>>16996306
>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2017-01-10/january-and-february-light-novel-titles-are-really-weird/.110805

I don't think so. I haven't gotten around to looking.

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:35:52 2017 No.16996462
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>MFW having a dream about a young man waking up out of suspended animation after several millenia in the ruins of the long forgotten magitek civilization
>His only companion through all of those years an Automaton, her joints rusted and worn, his entire civilization a shell of its former glory
>No matter how many years it took, no matter how many Overlords rose and fell
>She stood the Watch

Anonymous Tue May 9 18:36:05 2017 No.16996465

>>16996425
>"Fufufu~ Now, husband, on your knees and lick my feet. They're oh so tired after having to walk around the resort all d-"
>'No.'
>"...N-n... no?"
>'No. Bend over.'
>Excessive trembling intensifies as her suddenly much larger than she remembers husband firmly grips her shoulder
>Gulp
I fucking love Ratatoskyrs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:38:59 2017 No.16996475 File: 39 KB, 900x900, cry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16991672

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:40:30 2017 No.16996483 >>16996465 >her suddenly much larger than she remembers husband firmly grips her shoulder what

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:42:29 2017 No.16996486 >>16996465 They are fantastic. I just want to split one like a log when she least expects it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:43:48 2017 No.16996489 >>16996483 When she's in control she just sees him as easily manipulated and not a threat When it comes down to something physical she suddenly realizes/it's brought back to light that he's much bigger and stronger than her Not hard to grasp senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:47:52 2017 No.16996498 >>16996486 Dangling all four limbs, tail twitching, eyes crossed and drooling as she's held up almost entirely by your cock alone? That's the proper and true position to put a Ratatoskyr in in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:53:39 2017 No.16996525 >>16996498 You understand. With a body that small and lewd, it's really hard to imagine myself not spreading her legs into a split and forcing her into suspended congress or holding her upside down to eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:53:52 2017 No.16996527 >>16996489 I was whati'ing at your grammar. You totally messed up that sentence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:57:12 2017 No.16996547 >>16996527 Alright, I just now noticed that it was correct. That was just a really long case that I didn't finish reading. You should use single quotes for really long stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:02:45 2017 No.16996571 >>16996547 You could use commas to break out the descriptive phrase or bracket it in hyphens. Single quotes would mean she's quoting someone else, and that doesn't fit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:04:00 2017 No.16996576 >>16996527 >>16996547 >>16996571 What are you doin bud

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:05:08 2017 No.16996581 >>16996527 >>16996547 >Neurotic Hakutaku nearly blows her cover

Anonymous Tue May 9 19:07:52 2017 No.16996592

Which would you rather have, anons?
>A girl who loves you for all the positives about you, while either downplaying or pretending your flaws don't exist
>A girl who points out your flaws, not out of ridicule, but out of love and a desire to see you better yourself

Anonymous Tue May 9 19:10:11 2017 No.16996607

>>16996592
>>A girl who points out your flaws, not out of ridicule, but out of love and a desire to see you better yourself
Isn't this a given by default? I mean, even mental conditions considered ultimately unfixable can easily be fixed by a mindflayer or some other of monster if not just plain demonic energy, assuming it actually gets fixed rather than turned into an enjoyable version of the affliction in question.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:15:51 2017 No.16996635 I want dire werekittens to cuddle up for a nap with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:16:30 2017 No.16996638 >>16996592 Second example. I would want to do my best for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:17:54 2017 No.16996645 >>16996635 What if dire cheshires immediately teleporting on top of you as you cross the door, making you collapse to the ground and end with a rough cuddlepile

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:18:16 2017 No.16996648 >>16996635 >le ebin dire XD may may

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:19:06 2017 No.16996650 >>16996648 pls no memerino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:19:11 2017 No.16996651 >>16996592 The second one. I want to be the best possible husband for her. Even if the truth hurts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:19:37 2017 No.16996653 >>16996645 Would be cute. Also abs, cannot forget the abs. Gotta make them purr. >>16996650 Anon no.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:21:58 2017 No.16996661 >>16996592 A gun and one bullet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:23:16 2017 No.16996668 >>16996650 Nothing of value has even been produced from the "Dire" meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:29:39 2017 No.16996692 Had a dream about cutie waifu today and I think she wants to hold a marriage ceremony after seeing one of her sisters marry and getting teased by her. Also, blonde dragons with silvers scales look stunning on white dresses.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:33:52 2017 No.16996706 >>16996592 Reply hazy, ask again later.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:39:45 2017 No.16996713 File: 198 KB, 750x1065, 1485363921747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996692 I prefer dark blue scales to contrast blond hair. Unless you're talking about a really light shade like a platinum blonde. What color eyes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:39:51 2017 No.16996714 >>16996592 Second one, no contest.

Anonymous Tue May 9 19:44:46 2017 No.16996733

>>16996592
Well, if she wanted to see me getting better, than we'd have that in common.
The problem is that I'm already aware of every flaw whether she points it out or not, I'm just too much of a lazy sack of garbage to do anything about it.
Maybe it's part of the reason I like Kikis so much, but I'd hope she would help me to mend my broken ass, since I'm clearly incapable of even that much by myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:51:04 2017 No.16996748 I want to go to the Canine Kingdom and sniff the princess's butt. As a sign of respect of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:51:06 2017 No.16996749 >>16996713 Yeah, it was platinum blonde. I can't remember her eye color but she was really beautiful. Waifu's sister a cute and the guy who married her is lucky.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:53:12 2017 No.16996751 >>16996706 Shit, the fucking 8-ball is back to haunt me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:03:48 2017 No.16996785 >>16996713 Daily reminder Shyvana is the product of cuckoldry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:04:39 2017 No.16996788 >>16995903 Nice freudian slip, you fucking homo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:08:51 2017 No.16996805 >>16996785 I'd breed her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:10:28 2017 No.16996810 >>16996785 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:12:16 2017 No.16996821 >>16996785 >Old lore: Daughter of a human woman and a dragon >Current lore: Pure dragon exposed to unfinished magic as an egg The first one fits in no way, and the second one is a fucking long stretch to come to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:13:27 2017 No.16996830 >>16996821 >first one fits in no way, Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:15:33 2017 No.16996845 >>16996830 God damn it, anon. Now I can't unsee it...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:20:07 2017 No.16996860 >>16996821 I don't know LoL lore, but maybe he polymorphed into a dragon boy and gave her the D.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:20:46 2017 No.16996862 File: 375 KB, 700x1300, 1480933766875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your moose for today

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:24:44 2017 No.16996877 >>16996862 I want to rest my head in those moose tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:25:09 2017 No.16996881 >>16996324 This is why you go as an actual seal. That half-transformed cosplay nonsense isn't good enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:25:16 2017 No.16996882 >>16996785 Hey, she's just like you then.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:25:30 2017 No.16996885 >>16996862 I don't know how to leaf but alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:26:49 2017 No.16996893 >>16996862 As an Alaskan, this moose is too small for me. >The Alaska moose (Alces alces gigas) or giant moose is a subspecies of moose that ranges from Alaska to western Yukon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:26:59 2017 No.16996894 File: 177 KB, 694x500, 1465422754156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996885 Just keep her fed with a steady supply of poutine and everything will be alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:30:00 2017 No.16996902 >>16996894 I don't think pouting is good for her skin, I'll get her steak, big girls love steaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:30:15 2017 No.16996904 >>16996862 >>16996894 >Big fuckoff antlers that make indoor activities a nightmare and probably damages their neck People really don't think shit through do they.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:30:49 2017 No.16996906 >>16996862 Cute. Would watch hockey, have a few drinks, and do some heavy cuddling for the night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:31:51 2017 No.16996907 >>16996894 Still want to know how she got a solid helmet on over that massive rack.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:32:06 2017 No.16996911 >>16996904 Well obviously those are Monstergirl Moose (Male). The girly ones don't have them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:33:50 2017 No.16996913 File: 248 KB, 724x1001, 1476958214706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996862

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:36:40 2017 No.16996918 >>16996913 I don't trust White Horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:38:49 2017 No.16996921 File: 234 KB, 996x1200, 1476665155196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996918 How do you not trust /fa/ deer? She is the epitome of comfy and chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:40:18 2017 No.16996926 >>16996918 Aren't they like one of the most practically trustworthy races in all of MGE They provide a legitimate life-saving service that while it opens the door to them getting a husband is really more coming from a place of genuine altruism

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:41:10 2017 No.16996929 >>16996918 Why not? They're white.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:41:21 2017 No.16996931 >>16996921 She's too nice, makes me think she's going to try to do something bad when I let my guard down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:41:31 2017 No.16996933 >>16996921 Over the jacket boob fondling is what I want to do to one just to see how she reacts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:43:06 2017 No.16996945 >>16996929 But they have horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:43:34 2017 No.16996947 i miss chubby ran

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:44:55 2017 No.16996952 >>16996947 Me too dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:45:10 2017 No.16996955 >>16996945 They're more trustworthy than you. If I had the chance, I'd save her from danger instead of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:47:53 2017 No.16996960 >>16996955 Wow rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:49:13 2017 No.16996966 >>16996960 Damn right, fag. Humans are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:49:28 2017 No.16996969 >>16996945 Doe pussy Anon. It's several times superior.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:51:06 2017 No.16996973 >>16996969 How so?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:51:33 2017 No.16996975 File: 79 KB, 681x881, 53782695_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996947 She lives on in our hearts.

Anonymous Tue May 9 20:51:44 2017 No.16996976

>>16996931
How could you think such things, anon? Out of all the girls here, she'd probably be the only one to ask for purely platonic snuggling and actually mean it. Likely because she just rescued you from a blizzard and is trying to make sure you warm up.

I'll bet you could spend a whole night in bed with her and wake up to her making you a hearty breakfast with your pants still firmly around your waist.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:53:41 2017 No.16996983 >>16996976 I refuse to fuck any monster girl that doesn't have two legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:56:18 2017 No.16996992 >>16996983 >Rejecting an mg over outer appearance alone You're literally a woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:57:50 2017 No.16996998 THIS WEEKEND WEEKEND ONLY! A special one night only concert! Sponsored by your local Sabbath branch, The Family-iars! Live in Concert! Featuring their latest cover: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:57:56 2017 No.16996999 Wights are the best. The profile one with a haughty but thin outer shell and soft filling. The loliwight with a harder exterior but even sweeter interior. And anything inbetween.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:59:48 2017 No.16997004 >>16996973 Well, a doe is significantly smaller than a horse, so it would easier to bone a Whitehorn without needing to stand on a soapbox, unlike with an average centaur. Now that I think about it, that's all I got. .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:00:11 2017 No.16997005 >>16996992 Monster girls have nothing going for them aside from their outer appearance.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:02:13 2017 No.16997010 >>16997005 You have nothing going for you either inside or out. You think you deserve something?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:03:43 2017 No.16997017 >>16997010 Why are you replying to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:04:06 2017 No.16997023 >>16997005 Fanatical loyalty and love?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:05:06 2017 No.16997028 >>16997017 I like to insult people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:05:10 2017 No.16997029 >>16997010 Of course I don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:06:32 2017 No.16997033 >>16997005 I like their loyalty, dedication, and physical dependence on my fluids.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:08:42 2017 No.16997043 >>16994831 I want to lick her clean. Thats a thing cats do right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:10:35 2017 No.16997049 >>16997043 Cats lick themselves clean to get rid of the human smell you leave on them. She'd hate your ass for doing that on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:11:06 2017 No.16997055 File: 618 KB, 1536x2048, 1481048607026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996918 What's not to trust about Wide Horns?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:11:41 2017 No.16997057 >>16997043 >>16997049 >Cat She's clearly a fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:12:43 2017 No.16997060 >>16996983 I'm more or less with you on this one. I'm not fucking anything with more than two legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:13:26 2017 No.16997064 File: 1.22 MB, 1240x1748, 6700473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996947 Chubby Ran ist verboten, kumpel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:13:52 2017 No.16997070 >>16997055 They're too nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:14:17 2017 No.16997074 >>16997049 >>16997057 Okay, but what if I ask REALLY nicely?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:15:46 2017 No.16997079 >>16997074 What if you stop talking?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:16:30 2017 No.16997084 >>16997079 He's not talking, he's typing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:23:59 2017 No.16997115 Is it true that if a human girl remains a virgin when she becomes 30, she becomes a Dark Mage?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:25:50 2017 No.16997120 File: 66 KB, 941x889, C84sPVqW0AAZdTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996999 >The loliwight with a harder exterior but even sweeter interior. And a sweet backside?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:27:09 2017 No.16997125 >>16997115 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:33:52 2017 No.16997145 >>16996862 The Moose next door!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:34:28 2017 No.16997149 >>16997115 No

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:36:19 2017 No.16997160 >>16997115 Maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:44:28 2017 No.16997197 >>16997120 >And a sweet backside? Yes. And that has a big exterior and a tight interior.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:45:16 2017 No.16997200 >>16995055 they'd say stop projecting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:49:46 2017 No.16997218 Glacies don't get enough love.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:50:47 2017 No.16997222 >>16997218 I want to bum a Glacies!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:55:30 2017 No.16997250 File: 568 KB, 807x1200, 1478347639106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997218 Blame it on their moms being figuratively hotter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:58:03 2017 No.16997267 >>16995058 Seconding this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:59:05 2017 No.16997272 >>16996118 Are there more MGs like this? Because I could go for an aqua pope of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:00:46 2017 No.16997281 File: 229 KB, 702x915, 1492084553138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997250 Why does everyone see Ice Queens as Glacies mothers even though they're an entirely separate species?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:01:20 2017 No.16997284 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997218 >>16997250 Oyakodon when

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:06:08 2017 No.16997301 File: 922 KB, 1000x2100, 62831254_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:07:09 2017 No.16997304 >>16997301 THICC H I C C

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:08:28 2017 No.16997313 >>16997301 Jesus, that's a fantastic body..

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:08:32 2017 No.16997314 >>16997004 But with a Whitehorn, you lose the experience of having to cling tightly just to stay inserted that you would get with a Centaur. Also, you lose out on fresh mare's milk. How is that superior, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:10:37 2017 No.16997325 >>16997284 I dunnno, I honestly think I prefer the glacies. The legs are just so stylish and I'm legit attracted to them. Hell, her whole body just resonates with me much more than the Ice Queen. I'd definitely a glacies first, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:12:46 2017 No.16997328 >>16997301 >tall AND pear-shaped >doesn't have those ugly botox lips Funk draws his girls with Excellent.

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:16:44 2017 No.16997337

>>16997314
Well, I generally prefer Whitehorns since their bodies are more easy to manage, space wise and I'm sure a one could produce more than enough of her own milk, though maybe not as much.
One aspect I could say is better is in the cuddling department. I imagine it's a far easier to have a full body cuddle with a Whitehorn than with a Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:21:58 2017 No.16997355 >>16997325 If only IQ was more glacies-like. I want to see how a loli or infant glaclies looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:23:19 2017 No.16997358 >>16997355 >I want to see how a loli or infant glaclies looks like. >A snow ball hiding in a cone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:23:56 2017 No.16997362 >>16997337 >I imagine it's a far easier to have a full body cuddle with a Whitehorn than a Centaur. Depends, who's cuddling who?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:24:21 2017 No.16997364 >>16997355 I like to think their legs start off as just a single icicle and only separate when they come of age.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:31:17 2017 No.16997388 >>16997301 If I asked nicely would she sit on me?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:35:08 2017 No.16997401 >>16997301 Hot damn that's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:36:45 2017 No.16997405 >>16997301 HNNNNGGGG She needs to sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:36:57 2017 No.16997406 >>16997301 Those thighs look like they could crush a bowling ball. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:37:02 2017 No.16997407 >>16997301 >MAKO laughing in the distance

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:38:01 2017 No.16997410 >>16997284 Gonns twirl her twintails and nibble her cute shoulders

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:38:46 2017 No.16997411 File: 2.89 MB, 1800x2560, 52267484_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder if an old automaton-creating factory will ever been unearthed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:39:19 2017 No.16997413 >>16997362 Well, you can easily cuddle a Whitehorn and her back, while a Centaur can only really do a side cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:46:35 2017 No.16997435 >>16997301 I don't like the looks of that mallet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:47:39 2017 No.16997440 >>16997411 Dude don't unleash Ultrona-tan on us.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:47:41 2017 No.16997441 I want to sneak up on a shy cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:48:00 2017 No.16997443 >>16997435 It's just an Oni version of a Hobgoblin boy-bopper. Perfectly harmless, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:50:15 2017 No.16997453 File: 307 KB, 485x270, 1494384615653.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997440 >There are no strings on me, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:50:25 2017 No.16997454 >>16997441 Imagine spooking her and she disappears.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:50:29 2017 No.16997457 >>16997440 >Not wanting an army of robots to take over the world and give everyone a waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:51:00 2017 No.16997460 >>16997453 And then she'll use me to make little Automaton things, what's the word? Children?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:52:09 2017 No.16997466 File: 35 KB, 665x510, 1477005653238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997453 I can't believe I caught myself up on that show.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:53:08 2017 No.16997469 >>16997454 Exactly. They'd plot in private but the instant they hear a surprising sound, they blink away. >>16997440 >Maydere automaton whose willing to take over the world to keep her husband safe, even if he doesn't know he's her husband yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:54:23 2017 No.16997474 >>16997453 >>16997466 Why would you watch that trash?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:55:17 2017 No.16997477 File: 226 KB, 1000x1000, 1467651442369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997466 S4 finale was pretty weak desu. I liked Jaune's weapon morph, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:56:53 2017 No.16997486 >>16997477 You know this art style would work wonderfully with a Peanuts-style strip of little Monsters doing little Monster things.

Anonymous Tue May 9 22:57:16 2017 No.16997491 [DELETED]

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>>16997474
The fight scenes are decently animated, some of the characters are fun. Really, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, since RT just makes up plot as they go along. It's amusing.

>>16997477
Yeah I got to the end of S4 and was like "That's it?", the whole season was a lot of nothing, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:00:40 2017 No.16997505 >>16997491 I don't see any positives in that show, hell the porn isn't even that good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:02:41 2017 No.16997512 >>16997440 You mean Jocasta?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:03:30 2017 No.16997517 File: 1.39 MB, 1600x1007, 1454234821397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're travelling with the endless caravan Bound and sold as a slave

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:05:03 2017 No.16997521 >>16997517 I want that sword, I want to steal that sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:05:22 2017 No.16997522 File: 1.30 MB, 4000x3880, 1472325208787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mofucores are cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:08:25 2017 No.16997531 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out for cursed great-axes, the new girls on the block who get mad at every hero picking the swords while they get stuck with bad guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:09:22 2017 No.16997536 File: 92 KB, 1024x1024, 78a3b9f5f339e6f5bb852a6f770cd606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997522 mofumofu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:09:25 2017 No.16997537 >>16997517 Dibs on the angel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:09:31 2017 No.16997538 >>16997521 That seems like a remarkably bad idea.

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:10:12 2017 No.16997542

>>16997413
Okay, I concede that the Whitehorn has better cuddling potential, but I guess it comes down to how big you like your girls. I like big girls, so the Whitehorn, while /fa/ as fuck, doesn't hold the appeal that a centaur holds. Also reading about how mare's milk is apparently incredibly delicious made me like centaurs even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:10:46 2017 No.16997548 >>16997538 What's the worst that could happen? They double-enslave you? They take turns raping you and make you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:11:55 2017 No.16997549 >>16997517 I want the two guards at every side to snu snu me at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:12:04 2017 No.16997553 >>16997548 It's the Singing Sword, and it'll sing nothing but shitty covers of good songs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:12:59 2017 No.16997558 >>16997538 I'd still go through with it.

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:14:13 2017 No.16997564
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>>16997542
Have you ever seen a stag in real life, anon? Unless you're looking for a Clydesdale, White Horns are probably going to be close to the same size as a regular centaur. And lactation is a commonly accepted fetish across centaurs. You just go for a dairy horse if you want it extra milky.

Anonymous Tue May 9 23:14:15 2017 No.16997565

>>16997531
>once upon a time, in the previous age, there was a greataxe made of bone wielded by a mighty Orcish warlord
>it was passed down to the warlord's heir by an old friend
>but then the heir went insane and nearly brought their own tribe to ruin
>and also left the axe behind inside an ancient vault

>now the axe is awake, and has no idea if her old wielder changed as well or if they're just dead
>it's also really lonely in the vault

>recently, she's heard rumors that her twin sister has just been left lying in a field somewhere next to a giant stone hand for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:15:43 2017 No.16997570 How tall is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:15:46 2017 No.16997571 >>16997565 I'd open that fault. Even if I'm simply curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:21:37 2017 No.16997596 File: 142 KB, 600x850, Christmas Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997570 I want to say about chest height for optimal cuddling (and smaller frames fit fliers), but I fell like she would be offended.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:24:53 2017 No.16997612 File: 1.95 MB, 2560x1440, 1494361279109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Opinions on 3DCG if it has an acceptable quality?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:25:36 2017 No.16997617 >>16997570 Above average by Japanese standards, so still shorter than me. Around ~5'6".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:26:41 2017 No.16997620 >>16997612 >pic So the modders are still at it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:27:07 2017 No.16997621 >>16997612 Very hard to pull off (usually gets killed on the face or more exotic monster features), but I don't mind it. Probably shouldn't post it here too regularly, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:28:41 2017 No.16997625 >>16997570 5'11". She is a little dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:29:09 2017 No.16997627 >>16997612 Anon don't you start posting this shit here, I can't masturbate right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:30:05 2017 No.16997632 File: 261 KB, 700x1093, 1437644777260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wanna go Platforming?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:30:44 2017 No.16997633 >>16997570 Five Six.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:31:01 2017 No.16997634 >>16997632 What does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:31:42 2017 No.16997637 >>16997632 ねむい...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:32:26 2017 No.16997640 >>16997570 taller than me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:32:39 2017 No.16997641 >>16997625 Unless you're eye level with an Oni, six foot isn't exactly small, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:32:48 2017 No.16997642 >>16997634 It means you're going to jump on various platforms to solve environmental puzzles and navigate a colorful and fun world, collecting things like gems or fruit or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:34:05 2017 No.16997647 >>16997642 That sounds awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:34:58 2017 No.16997650 >>16997641 I think he means small for a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:35:11 2017 No.16997651 >>16997641 I feel like most dragons would be 6' something to 8' so I like to say that she's a little dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:35:12 2017 No.16997652 >>16997570 I think i would come up to her shoulders she's tall enough to do the sweater trap and use me like a daki for toasty warm cuddles

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:36:25 2017 No.16997657 >>16997647 It was all the rage when I was a kid. Spyro and Crash sure were fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:37:38 2017 No.16997660 >>16997657 Platformer games are fun, but actually doing it is awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:39:17 2017 No.16997668 >>16997660 >implying you wouldn't kill for the ability to double-jump for real

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:40:35 2017 No.16997677 File: 114 KB, 698x895, C9oPO6SVoAAEgxS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:40:44 2017 No.16997678 >>16997668 Double jump is a lame ability to have.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:41:14 2017 No.16997680 >>16997668 I'd rather have telekinesis, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:42:12 2017 No.16997685 File: 154 KB, 552x800, 1456326888298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997660 Don't be a pansy and collect those damn crystals.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:43:15 2017 No.16997689 >>16997677 Nee-san, when's dinner?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:44:18 2017 No.16997695 >>16997685 Why doesn't this sassy hopping vampire collect them herself?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:45:14 2017 No.16997697 >>16997695 Because it's more fun with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:46:08 2017 No.16997700 >>16997677 I don't think my sister realizes I can see up her dress when she swims above me~

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:47:09 2017 No.16997702 >>16997697 But I can't jump good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:49:19 2017 No.16997712 >>16997702 That's why you'll sit on her shoulders and grab on to high ledges.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:51:09 2017 No.16997717 >>16997712 What do you think I am, a dwarf?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:51:40 2017 No.16997718 >>16997689 >"Fufu, its ready right now~" I'm sensing double entente.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:52:34 2017 No.16997723 File: 1.06 MB, 1721x2830, 1494388354637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997702 Find a tribe of fuzzy little Kakuens to teach you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:55:00 2017 No.16997732 >>16997718 You don't need to be worried unless she says you're eating calamari tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:55:11 2017 No.16997733 >>16997723 But I'm not a samurai.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:58:22 2017 No.16997741 File: 225 KB, 546x968, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997632 I'd rather do indecent things to some gullible undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:03:03 2017 No.16997754 File: 1.99 MB, 2670x1439, __cheshire_cat_hellhound_and_manticore_monster_girl_encyclopedia__1a72b1391d0e3b4de05f45ddfebb1c10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:04:45 2017 No.16997757 >>16997754 Those heads are huge. Still cute though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:05:56 2017 No.16997761 >>16997754 Proof that even smug rapists can be pure and innocent.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:07:06 2017 No.16997769 >>16997761 And then puberty kicks in.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:10:57 2017 No.16997785 File: 106 KB, 475x475, 1466666003815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997769 I'll hold on as long as possible, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:29:34 2017 No.16997851 >>16997785 Heckpups are one of the cutest things ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:32:11 2017 No.16997857 >>16997785 What would you do if you had a Hellhound childhood friend who tried to hold back her instincts as long as possible because she was afraid you'd hate her if she gave in to her instincts and raped you. Because she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:34:11 2017 No.16997862 >>16997857 I'd tell her how sweet it is that she was willing to wait, give her a loving kiss, and then set aside a long weekend to let out her frustrations with a long session of passionate love-making.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:47:31 2017 No.16997910 >>16997862 This is how you get a heartpupiling Hellhound milking your balls dry.

Anonymous Wed May 10 00:54:26 2017 No.16997935
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>>16997910
Sound's like a good deal for me. But no raping because what's the fun in letting it all out at once? Just a long, vigorous burn over several days. The house will reek of sex, most surfaces will have to be washed down, and or body's will probably be sore for a week, but it'll be worth it to cuddle with her at the end and see the happy, satisfied look on her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:54:30 2017 No.16997937 >>16997857 It's a dangerous gamble to take the chaste route for so long. How does a monster go about marking their quarry so that others won't target them?

Anonymous Wed May 10 00:59:24 2017 No.16997952

>>16997935
So you want to have slow sex for an entire long weekend solid? That's 72 hours of slow passionate warm sex anon. 72 hours of your dick being milked dry using every inch of her body for pleasure. Maybe not 72 hours solid. There might be time for meals and breaks.

>>16997937
By staying close to her crush and shooting death glares at anyone who tries anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:01:55 2017 No.16997961 >>16997937 >>16997952 An extended cuddle session would probably suffuse you with her DE anyway, at least to the point where other MGs could easily pick up on it. That doesn't sound very Hellhound-y though.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:03:36 2017 No.16997964

>late at night
>you're upstairs shitposting as usual
>suddenly, there's a noise downstairs
>you live alone
>grab your handgun to deter any robbers and a sheet of condoms to deter any monster girls
>strong smell of mamono mana
>broken glass trail from where she jumped into the window, but it doesn't go upstairs to your bedroom
>it goes to your kitchen, where there's a blue light on
>it's the refrigerator
>goddamn monster girl is stealing your food
>head into kitchen
>she's standing in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open
>you can only see her shilouette from the fridge light
What species is she? What is she doing? What are you going to do with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:06:00 2017 No.16997969 >>16997964 It's a Moth-girl, she's staring at the light in the fridge, I distract her with a laser-pointer and fuck her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:07:44 2017 No.16997975 File: 536 KB, 1000x1200, 13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997969 Now you're talkin. Gonna fluff that pillowy booty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:08:01 2017 No.16997976 >>16997964 It's a Kikimora. She was passing by and saw me through the window and thought I looked hungry so she was going to make me a sandwich.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:08:58 2017 No.16997981

>>16997961
Well if she's really scared of losing her childhood friend she might just give him hugs really often to keep her scent on him.
>>16997964
>Demon
I'd grab that Demon Hobo by the head, drag her over to the couch and force her at gunpoint to suck my dick.
And then tell my waifu that maybe her roleplay scenarios are getting a bit crazy.
Hot but crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:09:06 2017 No.16997982 >>16997964 Wyrm chan. Going for the candy again. Better not lay a finger on my butterfinger.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:09:52 2017 No.16997987 >>16997975 Unf. That's one thick mothman.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:09:54 2017 No.16997988 >>16997964 Panic button.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:09:59 2017 No.16997990

>>16996592
You're asking about a Shoggoth vs. a Kikimora.

I would never marry the first one. The problem is that a lot of positives are subjective, and it doesn't say the girl who points those out will stop. A successful, attractive, wealthy guy could still enjoy playing video games to relax after work. She would never let up until you're perfect by her standards, which could be different from yours.

I'd either marry a Lich or an adult, Shortstack Gremlin. Neither of them would ignore your flaws, but they'd accept that your interests could be different from theirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:11:36 2017 No.16997995 File: 119 KB, 1071x1000, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997964 Miss Hatter, of course. Fixing tea at 1AM as usual. Wondering why I've not joined her yet. As usual.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:12:00 2017 No.16997997

>>16997952
Who said anything about slow? Yeah, we'll be holding each other in a tight embrace & kissing, but her hips will be working like a piston. At least for the first day or so, then it mellows out to slow, loving sex, then to gentle cuddlesex, and finally just cuddling & making out wherever our bodies happen to give out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:12:32 2017 No.16997998 >>16997964 A different kiki. Making tea because of a near disastrous work-out session caused by me being active while sick with another bronchial infection.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:13:15 2017 No.16998001 If that Shoggoth season <-> Kiki season gif had a proper ending; It'd complete the parody and have a sign with "Mastah season" on it. And then they'd fuck mastah. Someone draw it please.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:13:32 2017 No.16998005 >>16996592 The first one, I know whats wrong with me, that doesn't change anything. Her pointing them out would only make me feel like I'm disappointing her, and that would only make me worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:14:19 2017 No.16998007 >>16997964 >JAKE! JAKE WE'VE GOT SLUGS AGAIN! >Again? >THEY GOT INTO THE FRIDGE, JAKE!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:20:06 2017 No.16998023 >>16997964 It's a Gremlin, she was passing by and thought my fridge could use a tune-up. Time to get my taser, we'll see how things go from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:26:50 2017 No.16998050 >>16998023 Knowing gremlins, she probably stole it to use in the fridge.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:28:49 2017 No.16998057

>They themselves are not very powerful, however, they carry gizmos that they personally created using the technology of unknown civilizations, such as mechanical strong arms, a gadget to whirl through the sky at high speed, blasters that fire condensed spirit energy, and detachable tiny flying objects that attack their foes, etc. Depending on their resources and abilities, gremlins acquire a diverse array of powers.

>With an impishiy mean and mischievous personality, as soon as they spot a human, they'll launch an attack as if to boastfully show off the power of their gizmos. They’re highly curious, and enjoy seeing men bombarded with pleasure, so when they obtain a man that strikes their fancy, they'll be intent on enjoying toying with every inch of his body.

A physically and mentally adult Gremlin picks you as her Husband. What happens?

Hard Mode: Your favorite girl has the technology of a well-equipped Gremlin and decides to hit on you by attacking.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:32:15 2017 No.16998067 >>16998057 >A physically and mentally adult Gremlin picks you as her Husband. What happens? Time for SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:33:10 2017 No.16998073 File: 134 KB, 800x800, r232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have any of you ever had dreams about your waifu? What were they like?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:33:33 2017 No.16998075 >>16998050 Well then I'm bullying her big fluffy ears until she apologizes.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:39:49 2017 No.16998099

>>16998073
I still haven't found her yet. Normally, I'd rely on my dreams to see what my heart responds to...but I've dreamed of several different species over the time spent in this particular genre. Kobold, Kiki, Dragon, Inari...and several of the same Arachne.

I'm not choosing because this isn't the sort of thing that one chooses.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:41:19 2017 No.16998109

>>16997997
>First time with a Hellhound who was holding herself back.
>Within ten minutes you've already cum inside her four times from the sheer force, only keeping up because of the various potions and boosters you took along with plain teenage hormones.
>She's furiously kissing and licking your neck as her hips turn into a black red and orange blur and your cum spurts deep inside her.
>By the fourth hour you're still not tired but your bodies are covered in sweat and you've moved on from vigorous cowgirl to other positions.
>Currently you've bent her over the kitchen table and are pounding her plump ass doggystyle as she howls in pleasure and begs for more.
>It's the seventh hour and she's sat you down on the couch and is kneeling in front of you and sucking you furiously.
>There's a camera set up behind her with a feed to the TV so you can see your lower body and her head bobbing up and down from behind, her tail wagging and her fat ass resting against her heels.
>It's the fourteenth hour and you're fucking in the kitchen as your dinner heats up. Your dick has barely left being in one of her holes, in her mouth, or in some way rubbing against her since you started.
>It's the twentieth hour and she's on her back, leglocking you as you pound into her from on top of her as you pass out.
>It's the Fourty fifth hour. After fucking in your sleep all night you proceeded to spend the whole rest of the day fucking in various positions in her parents bed.
>It's the Sixty ninth hour and things are starting to wind down as you're just cuddling on the couch and wrestling your tongues as her hips slowly grind against your milking load after load out.
>It's the seventy first hour and you're slow fucking in the shower, the sweat and sweet smelling demonic energy being washed away by the warm water.
>It's the seventy second hour and with a final wet pop, your dick pulls out of her and goes limp. She kisses you on the forehead and you fall asleep in each other's warm embrace.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:46:13 2017 No.16998123

>>16998057
>Your favorite girl has the technology of a well-equipped Gremlin and decides to hit on you by attacking.
I mean, my Kobold waifu is already a pretty big nerd, so her having all this extra technology might be a little scary. The only thing I can imagine is her rigging up some sort of tandem capture device that will snare both of us once activated, and sexually assault us all over everywhere except the very important bits. As she's my waifu she'd want to tenderly give her virginity to me as I want to for her, so the machines would probably leave only the special areas free for us to do that.

That being said, I never really thought of having my first tender moments with my waifu when we're both trussed up and shamelessly violated by her inventions.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:47:56 2017 No.16998125
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>Lilim Mating Strategy.
Just walk up and fuck them.

>Lich Mating Strategy.

1: Start practicing demographic magic.
....
672: Now that a perfect Husband is located, start a degree in Applied DE/SE Interaction.
....
8000: Engage future Husband.

>Gremlin Mating Strategy.
Pic Related.

Anonymous Wed May 10 01:49:53 2017 No.16998135

>>16998067
So she straps you to a table and jerks you off with a super high quality Onahole while she sits on your face with her plump ass?
Depending on if she's a shortstack or not that would include her massive tits resting against your stomach.
And the onahole's molded after her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:12:45 2017 No.16998234 Friendly reminder to be very careful with the kind of Sabbath Scout cookies you buy. Some of them are normal innocent cookies but others have all sorts of erotic effects. The packages all look the same, so be sure to double check.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:14:00 2017 No.16998241 I wouldn't mind wearing a shog shirt and boxers as I walked around the house. Who wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:15:37 2017 No.16998244 >>16998234 >have Sabbath scout cookies for dessert after dinner with waifu >suddenly dick is a foot long and rock solid, she's been aged down to around 9 and you're also fucking her brains out on the able scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:17:06 2017 No.16998254 >>16998234 Well I mean, that's why I'd buy them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:17:08 2017 No.16998255 >>16998234 It's cool, just have to watch out for the cookies projecting a faint pink aura.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:18:32 2017 No.16998261 >>16998234 But that's the best part. You get a box and then play erotic Russian roulette with your waifu.

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:20:31 2017 No.16998267

>>16998234
We'd be very careful anon. My waifu's sense of smell is great though, couple that with her knowledge of science and magic and no shifty cookies would get past her unless she wanted them to.

I bet our daughteru could even tell the difference as she'd probably be in the Sabbath Scouts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:22:46 2017 No.16998270 >>16998267 What if your daughteru is offering you and your waifu cookies she learned how to make in the Sabbath Scouts?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:22:51 2017 No.16998271 >>16998234 Surely you WANT to eat those cookies?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:23:40 2017 No.16998273 >>16998234 What kind of erotic effects? I might like them after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:23:43 2017 No.16998274 Why buy Sabbath cookies when you can get some free from your Troll neighboor? You won't find any roofies in them either only fresh ingredients and love

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:25:26 2017 No.16998279 >>16998274 Because little girls are cuter than old hags

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:26:55 2017 No.16998283 >>16998279 Baphomet pls go. Your cookies are shit anyway.

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:28:01 2017 No.16998285

>>16998274
To much work. I rather just wait for them to come and sell me rather than going over and getting some.

And why would the sabbath put roofies in the cookies? It would just be weird if you bought some, walked in and ate them, and then your waifu found you passed out on the couch.

Anonymous Wed May 10 02:28:54 2017 No.16998287

>>16998270
Well, either they're normal cookies in which case we'd eat them, or there lewd shifty cookies in which case we'd clear our schedules and eat them. Either way, our daughteru went out of her way to make something special for me and her Mama, the least we could do is try them. Our daughteru knows our tastes well enough for me not to be too nervous anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:30:05 2017 No.16998289 What music does your mate listen to and do you like it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:32:01 2017 No.16998293 >>16998289 Classic music I guess. I wouldn't have a problem with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:33:21 2017 No.16998296 >>16998234 If you're not erotically eating the cookies or feeding them to your waifu in bed then you're doing it wrong. >>16998244 I have no issue with this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:34:36 2017 No.16998300 >>16998274 But she has those big, scary hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:35:59 2017 No.16998305 >>16997964 A Nightmare. A goddamn horse is raiding my fridge.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:47:46 2017 No.16998336 >>16997964 A shoggoth. She saw the poor arrangement of food so tried to fix it.

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:01:25 2017 No.16998380

>>16998285
The roofies are for single men, and it's not like a wife wouldn't enjoy having a passed out husband to feast on

>>16998300
You are to quick to judge, Trolls are lovely women and make perfect wives
Their big hands are something you'll easily get used to

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:07:50 2017 No.16998402 >>16998296 I do, we'll have to get new clothes and that shits expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:13:32 2017 No.16998418 >>16997964 A Redcap. She was clearing out the fridge so she could hide inside it and ambush me. I'm going to tie her up, cover her in BBQ sauce, and "eat" her, sexually.

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:13:34 2017 No.16998419

>>16998057
An Oomukade with flying gear to complement her swimming, running and climbing abilities. Add in a Needler gun that fires rounds of her neurotoxins, a spray that when applied gives the perfect cuddling temperature, chloroform and a script program that instantly creates an identity and living space and I shall now face MG Predator. On the bright side monster girls aren't the type to mutilate and murder their partners so I should be fine, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:13:49 2017 No.16998420 >>16998402 It's probably not permanent anon. So enjoy it while it lasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:16:44 2017 No.16998430 >>16998073 I still can't. I've been trying for months and I got nothing. The most vivid dream I could imagine was a dimly lit room with shelves lined with houseplants in round glass bowls every once in a while. Lucid dreaming is hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:18:52 2017 No.16998438 >>16998234 I got ripped off. These cookies said I'd make like a horny duck and rape everything in sight, but instead all I got was a craving for sweet liquors.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:19:05 2017 No.16998439 >>16998073 I did once. But it was a really weird dream. Bob Chipman was there so I can't say it was a good dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:22:54 2017 No.16998443 >>16998439 your face when the only thing you can remember from your dreams are adventures with internet reviewers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:24:59 2017 No.16998448 >>16998073 I've tried my hardest but I only ever had a single MG dream about a dark Mage and ASMR.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:30:53 2017 No.16998455 >>16998443 That sounds both fun and extremely weird. What would monster girls internet reviewers be like? "All of the sex scenes were sub par but it it had some great rape part." "All in all 7/10. His dick wasn't big enough"

Anonymous Wed May 10 03:36:56 2017 No.16998472
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>>16998455
>sappy romance reviews with Merrow-chan
>it revolves around how romantic each scene is
>in depth foreplay analysis
>extra points awarded for things like couples moaning each other's names

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:41:19 2017 No.16998480 >>16998472 I'd watch that. "And you guys know how much I love the old "Hand on the back of the head" thing during hugging. Well here they tried to put a spin on it and used both hands for it. I'm split on whether I like this or not. See[...]"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:49:03 2017 No.16998489 >>16997935 I want my tomboy childhood friend Hellhound to confess her love to me, and then shred my clothes off as I begin saying that I love her too! Hellhounds are perfect tomboy material.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:55:11 2017 No.16998499 If her sclera is black, watch your back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:57:49 2017 No.16998509 >>16998499 But I love black sclera. It's so sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:59:12 2017 No.16998513 >>16998509 If a girl has black sclera you should probably be fucking her senseless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:01:08 2017 No.16998519 I imagine there'd be some sort of product out there to turn someone's sclera black, like some kind of dye or something. What monster girl would be the biggest customer?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:02:03 2017 No.16998521 >>16998499 Black sclera is pure sex. I love it. >>16998519 I hope my waifu is ok with using it in bed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:14:11 2017 No.16998557 >>16998499 What about manticores?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:14:57 2017 No.16998559 >>16998519 I wounder if I could convince my waifu to get that. Her having sclera black would make he get rock hard every time I look in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:16:25 2017 No.16998567 >>16998557 Manticores are nice girls, you can trust them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:18:58 2017 No.16998572 >>16998519 I bet vampires would use it to look menacing. Or just chunni girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:19:09 2017 No.16998573 >>16998559 It's like sex eyes 24/7. Even when they're not trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:21:02 2017 No.16998577 >>16991672 But why that nose? Is it ugly on purpose as a joke? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:25:25 2017 No.16998587 >>16998499 I trust Shoggs. They're a bit weird, but still alright.

Anonymous Wed May 10 04:26:24 2017 No.16998591

>>16998577
It's tumblr "art". They are kinda fucked up and their "art" is made that way "to make sure that everyone feel included. And not every one is beautiful but everyone is beautiful in their own way". So they take already existing characters and gives then those noses (called tumblr nose for a reson) or ears and shit. The they go "Nooo, they are still beautiful OwO".

Some also do it to distinguish themselves but ironically makes all their are and ever other tumbler "artist's" are look the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:27:02 2017 No.16998593 >>16998125 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiNVjkJDsqI No lie, if I saw a Gremlin go through this routine I'd probably cum on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:27:46 2017 No.16998594 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, RZdmcHL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16998499

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:30:27 2017 No.16998599 File: 1.67 MB, 884x1920, 49d92e9d58be8b8463b6d7917dcb6813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:31:43 2017 No.16998604 >>16998599 Too much black and red.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:36:06 2017 No.16998614 >>16998599 Anon please. I'm at work and it's not appropriate for you to make me pop a boner like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:37:08 2017 No.16998616 >>16998587 Shoggoths are good girls. >>16998594 So are mersharks. Reminder that girls with black sclera CAN be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:37:28 2017 No.16998618 >>16998604 No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:37:44 2017 No.16998620 >>16998591 It ain't that deep man. That guy is just a shit artist who relies on "stylization" because he can't fucking draw faces.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:38:23 2017 No.16998622 >>16998618 I'm pretty sure that game Shadow the edgehog had too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:40:14 2017 No.16998627 >>16998620 Very possible. But this is the reson some of said artist say they do this. They might just be shit and then try to justify their shityness. But tumblr nose is a thing and it's an abomination of the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:40:35 2017 No.16998630 >>16998622 I'm pretty sure you can't see all of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:42:10 2017 No.16998637 >>16998618 When your home decor would gain the approval of Rakdos, you've overdone the scheme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:42:30 2017 No.16998639 >>16998627 To be fair the "tumblr nose" is usually either just excessive blush tones around the nose or obnoxiously Burton-esque, which doesn't work with 2D designs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:42:33 2017 No.16998640 >>16991672 It's always fun to link that wock pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:45:21 2017 No.16998654 File: 549 KB, 1186x1475, 1464105348031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fatatoskr.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:46:03 2017 No.16998656 File: 619 KB, 929x800, 12791821_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16998637 Sorry, I only play good card games.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:47:05 2017 No.16998657 >>16998654 Would you bully her tits with your dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:48:19 2017 No.16998664 >>16998657 Of course, I'm not a savage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:49:24 2017 No.16998667 >>16998654 Getting added to my tubby Tanuki and voluptuous vixen pile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:50:23 2017 No.16998669 >>16998654 Are for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:51:03 2017 No.16998673 >>16998664 But what if that's what she wants? Or maybe she wants you to make her watch in a mirror as you pound her in suspended congress.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:55:41 2017 No.16998684 >>16998669 Basically the same thing as regular Ratatoskrs, I just found the name amusing. Leg-dangling sex, carrying, piggy back rides, fluffy tail etc. >>16998673 You've gotta give 'em what they want, and then some.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:56:57 2017 No.16998687 >>16998654 I want to embarrass a ratato by constantly talking to the top of her tail as if it were her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:58:22 2017 No.16998690 >>16998687 >"MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:03:24 2017 No.16998706 >>16998684 >I just found the name amusing. Leg-dangling sex, carrying, piggy back rides, fluffy tail etc. Can somebody remind me, I forgot. Is this what shortstacks were built for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:04:30 2017 No.16998710 >>16998639 Still shit tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:05:05 2017 No.16998713 >>16998710 Oh, undeniably so.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:06:29 2017 No.16998717 >>16998706 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2209906 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:06:30 2017 No.16998718 >>16998706 Among many other things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:35:43 2017 No.16998777 A zombies invasion would be kinda neat. But we're all already dead here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:37:14 2017 No.16998783 >>16998777 >tfw no cuddlebug Zombie gf who bites

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 05:52:59 2017 No.16998823 >>16998777 I wonder what happened to that Anon whose house is directly opposite a graveyard. I bet he gets all sorts of visitors at night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:08:34 2017 No.16998860 >>16998823 Let's see which monsters frequent graveyards, kids! >Redcap >Phantom >Ghost >Ghoul >Hellhound >Lich >Wight >Wisp >Zombie >Ochimusha or Jiangshi depending on the region It's a goddamn monster party house over that fence.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:14:53 2017 No.16998873 >>16998860 You can try and tell the local authorities, but they'll never believe you. When you point out the claw marks on your door, they'll chuckle and suggest that it was probably a bear looking to get into your fridge.

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Anonymous Wed May 10 06:22:28 2017 No.16998892

>>16998860
>the lich comes over every now and again asking for some suger, salt, hydrochloric acid and such things.
>zombies comes over all the time and bangs at your door but can't get in.
>Phantom comes over to "Tell you some stories". She's actually great if you play D&D with her.
>The hellhound breaks in every now and again to rape you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:23:45 2017 No.16998893 >>16998890 She looks like someone who would give you the option to fuck her or her raping you. I take the first option.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:24:26 2017 No.16998894 >>16998890 Wanna skullfuck. Gonna skullfuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:30:57 2017 No.16998908 >>16998894 Skullfucking a zombie in MGE almost sounds sexy. ... I need help.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:31:19 2017 No.16998910 >>16998890 Ah damn! They got my partner!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:33:47 2017 No.16998915 >>16998910 Now that's a short story just waiting to be written.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 06:41:41 2017 No.16998939 >>16998908 Do it until she evolves and then do it after she evolves whenever you want to turn that classy lady into a depraved cuddleslut.

Anonymous Wed May 10 06:44:22 2017 No.16998950

>>16998915
Getting a shy, rookie cop partner who gets bitten, but when she turns she's kept her marbles, but dying has had a bit of an impact on her behavior.

Now she's a cocky, fearless companion who seems unfazed about the whole being dead thing. Together you're going to escape the city! Maybe stopping the Lich scientist responsible for the outbreak along the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:04:14 2017 No.16999004 >>16997964 A dragon. She was on the way to her lair and ended up in my kitchen. She is not a very clever dragon and next thing she'll know I'll be impregnating her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:07:17 2017 No.16999014 >>16997964 A lich who wanted to "borrow" some supplies. She's willing to let me help her with he studies by becoming her testing subject.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:09:05 2017 No.16999021 >>16997964 It's just a distraction set up by the manticore on the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:13:05 2017 No.16999034 >>16999021 She hasn't won until her tail is firmly latched onto your crotch!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:25:12 2017 No.16999064 >>16997964 Damn Minotaur is stealing my leftover burger sliders! Hmm, a thought occurs, my boxers are red

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:25:30 2017 No.16999067 >>16999034 Making her work for it is half the fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:47:27 2017 No.16999139 >>16998823 Does that anon also have an army of plant MGs to keep the zombies away?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:04:34 2017 No.16999178 File: 236 KB, 850x613, Wendigo18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16997964 If I let her go I'll get swamped by her little counterparts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:09:41 2017 No.16999190 >>16999178 What do you need with that many stretchy anime meats? Feeding a rowdy horde of oni or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:10:15 2017 No.16999192 >>16997964 I swear to fucking god if this bitch got into my Mediterranean humus

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:16:40 2017 No.16999213 >>16997964 Let's say it's a Sea bishop. She's trying to get at the salad in the fridge. I'm going to call her a cutie so I can fluster her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:16:42 2017 No.16999214 I want to be the childhood friend of monster girl royalty! Like the daughteru of a jinko chieftess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:26:41 2017 No.16999247 >>16999214 Okay, but your father promised your hand in marriage to four other princesses too for favors. Have fun sorting that out while he bails to some island in the pacific.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:29:37 2017 No.16999254 >>16999247 Now the jinko has to protect anon against the four evil princesses. Thanks dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:30:17 2017 No.16999256 >>16999247 Well, the answer is obvious. I give them all daughterus and build up a relationship with them, along with increasing national cooperation and bring some peace. Is the childhood jinko one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:38:25 2017 No.16999280 File: 241 KB, 1294x736, predalien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go on anon, give her a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:40:05 2017 No.16999283 >>16999256 >Is the childhood jinko one? Of course she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:41:39 2017 No.16999287 >>16999283 Well, thats good. Gonna keep her and the other princesses happy and pregnant. >>16999280 Gonna kiss her on the cheek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:44:26 2017 No.16999293 >tfw you love Alurane but are moderately allergic to essentially every plant possible

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:50:47 2017 No.16999314 >>16998109 YES PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:28:10 2017 No.16999434 >>16999293 Achoos spread spores!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:33:35 2017 No.16999440 File: 176 KB, 700x600, 1470537164180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As spring brings life to the earth, men pick flowers to woo potential mates.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:37:14 2017 No.16999446 >>16999440 But he's too short and frail to wife an oni!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:38:01 2017 No.16999448 >>16999440 >Try to pick a flower for a potential mate >The flower I tried to pick becomes my mate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:39:09 2017 No.16999450 >>16999446 he isn't trying to wife her he's offering her flowers so she doesn't pulverize his pelvis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:40:10 2017 No.16999453 >>16999450 >My love is a fever, longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease! >Haaahhhn~? Abort, abort!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:41:41 2017 No.16999457 >>16999453 He gonna get pumped and dumped if he doesn't do anything! Seems like he'll have to use some horn grabbing techniques.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:44:28 2017 No.16999464 >>16999280 She looks scary though. Where's the Queen? She's my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:45:33 2017 No.16999466 File: 311 KB, 1464x900, aq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16999464

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:46:55 2017 No.16999470 >>16999466 Das it mane. Gonna make her a brood mother!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:48:09 2017 No.16999474 >>16999470 >brood mother First night they come and get everyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:57:22 2017 No.16999491 File: 855 KB, 1260x900, 62830477_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:57:33 2017 No.16999492 >>16999446 >Implying bishies aren't the main target of Onis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:58:02 2017 No.16999495 >>16999491 Oh my, a mere female eel has washed ashore!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 09:59:05 2017 No.16999498 >>16999492 I still hope someone writes a story about the bishie son of a daimiyo and his Oni bodyguard who wander Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:02:08 2017 No.16999509 >>16999495 We should push it back into it's pond where it can be happy.

Anonymous Wed May 10 10:02:53 2017 No.16999512

>>16999440
>"Look, kid, you should probably go find someone else. I ain't exactly wife material."
>keep staring at her with big eyes and an innocent smile
>"Seriously, you think a muscle-bound, scarred up girl like me is a good mate? You got a screw loose, ya know?"
>she can practically see your eyes glistening. she's blushing pretty hard now
>"You brat, a crush pelvis is nothing to look forward to!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:03:33 2017 No.16999515 >>16999509 You grab it under the arms, I'll grab it here by this weird scale.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:05:42 2017 No.16999529 >>16999515 Looks ingrown. Maybe you should get it out, doesn't look healthy for the poor girl. >And thus anon was raped by a ryu while anon was dragged away by a shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:07:10 2017 No.16999533 >>16999529 A snake in the grass, lying in wait? So desperate, these priestesses.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:09:18 2017 No.16999536 What is your waifu's favorite sex toy anon? You or anything attached to you does not count.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:09:48 2017 No.16999537 File: 624 KB, 1000x720, IMG_5371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick one: >Genki, petite crow Harpy with an enthusiastic outlook >Sultry, mature raven Harpy with a slightly chunni attitude

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:10:30 2017 No.16999540 >>16999491 The first thing that came to mind on seeing that was paizuri. Ryus are delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:10:39 2017 No.16999541 >>16999536 It's not something I can talk about in this thread, it's a trigger. >>16999537 I could use a genki girl in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:11:59 2017 No.16999543 >>16999529 >The anon who got dragged away wakes up in chains. He also feels a slight burning sensation deep in his body >"What were you doing to Ryu-sama? You have 10 seconds to reply."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:13:26 2017 No.16999548 >>16999543 Her confused expression when she realizes that anon was just an idiot trying to do a good deed would be priceless. Her expression when she realizes she's made this man her own would be better.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:13:37 2017 No.16999550 >>16999537 >chuuni Well they must always have a flaw I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:13:38 2017 No.16999551 >>16999537 caw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:15:34 2017 No.16999556 >>16999541 >It's not something I can talk about in this thread, it's a trigger. Do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:17:25 2017 No.16999560 >>16999556 It involves booty plunderin'. Rated argh for pirates.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:18:38 2017 No.16999564 >>16999536 It'd be hard for her to choose a favorite, but if hr absolutely had to it would be a ball gag. Same for our daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:20:37 2017 No.16999570 >>16999560 You both wear eyepatches?

Anonymous Wed May 10 10:20:49 2017 No.16999571
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>be adopted by a dark mage momster
>she's really good at brewing potions
>and cooking. her food is amazing and she can make just about anything you could want
>sometimes it's so good you can't help but fall asleep right after eating
>weird how you always wake up covered in sweat with your pelvis feeling sore and your momster looks like she's almost glowing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:22:35 2017 No.16999575 >>16999570 Two eyepatches.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:22:49 2017 No.16999576 >>16999536 My cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:22:53 2017 No.16999577 >>16999571 Probably the swamp fumes getting to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:23:20 2017 No.16999579 >>16999571 no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:23:56 2017 No.16999580 >>16999571 I hope she doesn't mind me bring my monster friend home so we can play.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:25:06 2017 No.16999590 >>16999571 Dark Mages are bad, evil girls and shouldn't be allowed to adopt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:25:24 2017 No.16999591 >>16999440 I can't help but read this as Werner Herzog.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:26:21 2017 No.16999597 >>16999580 >Dark mage momster convinces your little monster friend to be her helper

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:26:34 2017 No.16999599 >>16999571 I want a chubby, big bottomed momster dark mage

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:31:16 2017 No.16999611 >>16999571 I'm not into shota stuff so I'd rather she wanted until I was mid teens at least but dark mage momsters are a lovely idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:31:36 2017 No.16999613 >>16999597 That would be nice. We would go to my room to play while momster cooks something. My friend would even show me some magic tricks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:44:27 2017 No.16999640 >>16999571 >tfw ywn be turned into a shota paladin and mom dommed by a Dark Mage

Anonymous Wed May 10 10:46:02 2017 No.16999643

>>16999453
>have simple minded Oni waifu
>she loves your poetry even though she doesn't understand it (yes even the edgy stuff you wrote in middle school)
>she even tries to write some poetry too but for some reason she can only do haikus
>your Oni waifu will never be proud of how smart you are even though you're just good with poetry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:48:36 2017 No.16999652 >>16999540 I want to throatfuck a ryu and use her horns as handles.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:54:29 2017 No.16999677 >>16999512 Does this actually work on onis? Can I go be a cute husband to an oni like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:56:51 2017 No.16999685 >>16999652 Please don't. This is not how Ryu's are supposed to be treated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 10:59:54 2017 No.16999691 What about a kogyaru glacies?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:02:03 2017 No.16999699 >>16999691 Kog what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:02:11 2017 No.16999700 >>16999652 >"Unhand my horns, you lowl- MmmMmMMmmph!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:03:23 2017 No.16999706 >>16999652 Rude

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:03:39 2017 No.16999707 >>16999699 How is it even possible to be this uninformed?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:04:08 2017 No.16999711 >>16999691 Gyarus are cheap sluts and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:05:01 2017 No.16999714 >>16999652 I want to fuck a ryu's lamiass. I hope the reverse scale isn't near the butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:05:14 2017 No.16999715 >>16999711 I do know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:05:22 2017 No.16999716 >>16999707 >>16999711 Wait, its just Gyaru? Why not just use Gyaru?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:06:06 2017 No.16999722 >>16999652 >eat a raging mushroom and throat fuck a ryu, plugging up her mouth mid sentence as she begs you to reconsider >the shirohebi shrine maidens watch from behind the corner, quietly masturbating and wishing the same could happen to them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:07:21 2017 No.16999728 >>16999711 >not wanting to get a gyaru so utterly addicted to your cock that she never thinks of any other dick

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:08:14 2017 No.16999731 >>16999722 >>16999728 >read gyaru and ryu at the same time >mistakenly read :gyraryu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:08:49 2017 No.16999734 >>16999716 Who knows? I do know that I would pay a gyaru brown elf for a piece of that ass. >>16999728 I'd rather just use them for a quick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:10:43 2017 No.16999740 >>16999716 Because it's not just gyaru.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:15:22 2017 No.16999747 >>16999731 >gyaru ryu Great, I'm at work and I'm as hard as diamonds now. Thanks. No seriously thanks. I'm gonna get A LOT of mileage with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:16:01 2017 No.16999749 >>16999734 I would a thicker, lower class dark elf that's down on her luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:20:27 2017 No.16999762 >>16999749 The good thing about delinquents and gyarus is that they wouldn't get too attached unless you went to her a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:26:55 2017 No.16999787 >>16999691 Kogyaru glacies sucking on a popsicle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:33:44 2017 No.16999819 >>16999731 Please, tell us more about your reading issues.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:34:51 2017 No.16999823 >>16998777 >triple 7's >still no zombie gfto spend my life with

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:36:12 2017 No.16999834 >>16999747 >Gyaru Ryu who has to keep her appearance in front of her followers >Any man caught seeing the Ryu's gyaru secret gets "disappeared" by those Shirohebis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:44:00 2017 No.16999864 >>16999834 How much different would a gyaryu look like?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:48:35 2017 No.16999890 >>16999834 Are the Shirohebis gyarus as well? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:50:08 2017 No.16999896 >>16999711 >Gyarus >Sluts They're pure girls! For marrying! I'm going to marry the gyaru dragon at school!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:52:48 2017 No.16999906 Muscle heibis! I want them! I want them to give me the hebijebes by giving me too wide smiles!

Anonymous Wed May 10 11:53:47 2017 No.16999913

>>16999864
Delicious brown skin.
Bigger than normal cleavage.
Slightly undone robes to reveal cleavage and belly soft.
Some sort of bizarre snake g-string visible beneath robes.
Robes may be patterned instead of normal white, maybe cherry blossoms reflective green vines on light base color.
Eye liner and extra shadow, preferably colored, maybe red or blue.

Essentially high octane fuck machines s what I'm getting at.

Anonymous Wed May 10 11:58:25 2017 No.16999931

Would monster girls children assault humans? I imagine them to be extremely mischievous for the most part

I could see a young Minotaur headbutting anyone who dare walk into her territory
Or even a Dragon whelp getting full of herself and raiding a castle to start up her hoard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:02:24 2017 No.16999948 >>16999931 Anon if a minotaur headbutt me I'd be on the ground. Headbutts hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:04:58 2017 No.16999963 File: 243 KB, 1024x1024, comission__12___jabberwock_side_2_by_loen91-db28pjq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonderland treats go straight to a monster girl's butt and thighs, be careful!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:13:29 2017 No.17000017 >>16999931 Well, some monstergirls might accidentally cause trouble at home and other places. Like a little Unagi Joro causing her dad or friends to slip all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:13:53 2017 No.17000020 >>16999963 Guess what I'm ordering 5 boxes off and feeding to my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:14:47 2017 No.17000027 >>16999896 The gyaru dragon at school is a slut that sits with spread legs all the time, displaying her panties and the puffy dragon pussy underneath.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:15:14 2017 No.17000034 >>16999913 Holy fuck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:15:44 2017 No.17000038 File: 1012 KB, 1240x1754, Studying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is not going to end well is it ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:17:15 2017 No.17000047 >>17000027 I'm still going to marry that!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:17:54 2017 No.17000052 >>17000038 However it ends, it's going to be spectacular.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:18:51 2017 No.17000058 >>17000038 It looks like a "short-circuit" waiting to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:21:23 2017 No.17000076 >>17000038 I hope that Gremlin knows what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:22:17 2017 No.17000081 >>17000076 >Instructions unclear, hand stuck in breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:23:43 2017 No.17000093 >>16999913 That. I want all of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:24:30 2017 No.17000099 File: 181 KB, 1200x1200, ab791466f10ed56e4027e81433a626cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to marry this Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:25:39 2017 No.17000106 >>17000099 >approximately zero mofu Ruined

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:27:02 2017 No.17000112 >>17000099 >literally just magic lmao and ears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:27:06 2017 No.17000114 >>16999948 Her cuteness would ease the pain Especially when she proudly puffs out her chest after having taken you down >>17000017 Little Slimes would get everywhere You'd go for a sip of water and get a mouthful of slime instead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:27:45 2017 No.17000121 >>17000112 Already have more than elves

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:29:55 2017 No.17000136 >>17000047 Enjoy your terrible gyaru housewife who will suck at household chores when she can even be assed to do them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:30:52 2017 No.17000141 >>17000114 Slimes everywhere would be a better alternative than a young Ignis accidentally causing forest fires.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:34:35 2017 No.17000162 >>17000136 It's fine, I'll take care of her and love her. Even if it means coming home from work to see no house chores done, but instead her gently sleeping the bed. I'll do all the chores.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:38:37 2017 No.17000179 >>17000121 Elves also have odd ears. So she doesn't even have that going for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:39:01 2017 No.17000181 >>17000121 What? Elves also have ears and magic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:41:00 2017 No.17000193 >>16999913 12/10 I'm going to touch her reverse scale and no one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:42:52 2017 No.17000202 >>17000121 >hating on Elves Show me on the doll where the Elf touched you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:45:05 2017 No.17000213 >>17000193 That's a good way to wake up dehydrated and in her coils.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:47:15 2017 No.17000222 >>17000202 It wasn't an elf. It was a group. And they touched me everywhere and forced me to do things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:49:16 2017 No.17000237 >>17000038 I want to lap pillow on that Gremlin's delectable thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:52:19 2017 No.17000251 >>17000162 You are a good man, anon. It doesn't matter what she was, what matters is that she loves you and tries her hardest for you even if she fails at it a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:55:00 2017 No.17000266 >>17000141 No worries, young Undines will keep them in check Watch out for Sylphs though they are a headache to deal with

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 12:59:24 2017 No.17000289 >>16999711 >tfw I'd love gyarus if I wasn't such a fan of girl's with their hymens still intact

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:00:38 2017 No.17000301 >>17000289 You realize that Pure Gyarus are a thing right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:01:17 2017 No.17000306 >>17000213 I'd wake up a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:01:23 2017 No.17000307 >>17000301 Just like dom Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:02:37 2017 No.17000314 >>17000301 Yeah but probably rare.

Anonymous Wed May 10 13:03:20 2017 No.17000316

>>17000306
You'd better love and cherish that Gyaryu.

>>17000307
First, how hard do you think it is for a monstergirl to become Gyarus to attract the boy they love? Not hard. All it takes is a tan and some slutty clothes, not actually having sex.
Second, Dom Kikis are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:05:49 2017 No.17000328 >>17000307 Not really. Virgin gyarus are a trope (or whatever is called) in 2D. Look at the doujins.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:07:54 2017 No.17000338 >>17000316 Dom kikis are as retarded as sub hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:09:19 2017 No.17000348 >>17000338 Not really, KC went out his way to say, both in profile and out that hellhounds can't be tamed but there's no instances of "kikimoras can never, ever be dom." so they're not really on the same level.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:10:09 2017 No.17000357 How do you react to coming home from a long day of work, to find your waifu crying and your daughteru looking ashamed, because her stash of SNUGG'D magazines were found.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:10:26 2017 No.17000359 >>17000316 I bet some really agressive monsters like hellhounds use fake glasses and act shy in an attempt to attract nerds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:12:07 2017 No.17000366 >>17000357 >her stash of SNUGG'D magazines were found Her what now?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:12:16 2017 No.17000367 >>17000357 Why would my waifu cry? I bet she tried to cut onions with her claws again.

Anonymous Wed May 10 13:13:27 2017 No.17000371

>>17000357
By knocking on the wall and revealing her mother's even bigger secret stash of SNUG'D magazines, including volume 1 and the Mega Size 2002 Cuddleslut Issue.
She's in no position to judge.

>>17000359
Without a doubt. And then when their target takes off her glasses and tells her she looks pretty she gets flustered for real.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:15:58 2017 No.17000380 >>17000371 More like he gets raped and her glasses falls off. He could even try to say something but she would shut him up with a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:16:09 2017 No.17000382 >>17000357 How does your daughteru and MG wife react when she finds all those old MG porn magazines from when you two weren't together?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:19:12 2017 No.17000397 >>17000380 Nothing says she can't rape him while she's flustered.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:19:32 2017 No.17000399 >>17000359 >>17000380 I want a documentary, narrated by David Attenborough, about didn't MG predation tactics.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:22:33 2017 No.17000408 >>17000397 I don't think he'll be able to get her flustered before she rapes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:23:39 2017 No.17000416 >>17000408 No anon, the rape happens because she's flustered. She's blushing furiously as she kisses him deeply and while her hips are thrusting furiously up and down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:24:44 2017 No.17000423 >>17000382 >Pure smug when they find my box of "Hardcore Lolidom"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:25:59 2017 No.17000427 >>17000416 That's going to just fluster him, causing him to blurt out complement to her, flustering her even further. Is there an end to this cycle of flustering?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:26:34 2017 No.17000429 >>17000427 Sure there is. The post sex cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:26:35 2017 No.17000430 >>17000416 Nah, she rapes because she's horny. It's a hellhound just pretending to be a nerd to lure weak boys. If anything praising her will only make her smuger.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:33:30 2017 No.17000452 File: 1.41 MB, 1240x1748, 6703894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996947 She needs your help, dude!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:34:12 2017 No.17000455 I want to enact the ritual of the blood moon over a small order town in the woods!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:39:08 2017 No.17000475 >>17000452 Delete this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:41:25 2017 No.17000485 >>17000038 >Barb drew a bottom heavy Automaton Happy day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:42:34 2017 No.17000488 >>17000038 >that fist clench I bet that could crush your dick. This thought is making me erect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:45:11 2017 No.17000498 File: 860 KB, 1952x1968, 1465787383281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17000488

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:45:35 2017 No.17000500 >>17000038 What's going to happen to that robot?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:48:28 2017 No.17000511 >>17000500 She's being specially tuned to get the best levels of pleasure possible. It looks like the Gremlin may have cranked the levels up a bit too high though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:51:20 2017 No.17000520 >>17000498 Run from this lewd place Seiba.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:52:04 2017 No.17000525 File: 591 KB, 800x1130, 91223a16c64005168ccf136ebd2a2784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never fuck a freedom fairy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:59:37 2017 No.17000547 >>17000525 Everyone loves CP!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:01:23 2017 No.17000558 >>17000520 no, she must stay

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:03:07 2017 No.17000560 File: 244 KB, 450x600, crispy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I too late for gyaru talk?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:03:43 2017 No.17000564 >>17000558 But why, so she can be corrupted?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:04:51 2017 No.17000566 >>17000423 And that's the tale of how anon's dick was bullied to death that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:05:46 2017 No.17000571 >>17000564 Alter would fit right in, anyway. If it's not the HF version.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:05:49 2017 No.17000572 >>17000564 it's a suprise but yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:07:36 2017 No.17000576 >>17000560 I want to turn that roasted pork into a glazed ham

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:09:47 2017 No.17000584 >>17000038 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:12:21 2017 No.17000590 File: 3.60 MB, 1800x2250, 57617648_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17000564

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:15:31 2017 No.17000598 >>17000566 Atleast I'll get stomped on by a waifu who's chugged a bunch of sabbath potions, looks like a little girl, and is insulting me. Maybe I should just marry an Atlach Nacha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:15:42 2017 No.17000599 >>17000590 You know I take back what I said this is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:22:35 2017 No.17000617 File: 1.20 MB, 697x987, 60952103_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17000599 Glad you see the light.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:28:54 2017 No.17000636 >>17000598 >Nacho discovers Anon's "hardcore lolidom" stash >She has the biggest smug face ever What would that Anon do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:30:54 2017 No.17000642 >>17000636 Assume the correct position for stompers? Obviously. Hell I'd probably quickly grab the collar and leash, fasten it tightly around her neck and beg her to crush my dick while she spits in my mouth and calls me dirt.

Anonymous Wed May 10 14:33:05 2017 No.17000652
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Too hot to draw or write without ruining the paper, so how about some MGK? Or would you just rather imagine Gremlin hacking being the same as hacking in Nier Automata? Complete with asteroid/danmaku sections?

Either way, you're Jimmy and it's 118 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do you play outside with Ophy, even though the sun is being especially racist towards living things today?
Do you fan Pharaoh and Anubis, as per Pharaoh's orders?
Do you go to Ryu's for a dip in her large pool and help her out with 3 Shirohebi squatters in the process?
Do you go to Wurm's underground clubhouse and play boardgames in a cool place with Sandworm and Girtablilu?
Do you have Yuki make a huge block of ice for the two of you, and Yeti who is about to burst into flames, to sit around and chill with?
Do you ride around in 2nd grade Salamander's dune buggy with Hellpup until it's night time?
Do you eat cold cheesecake at Dragon's with her mother?
Do you spend your allowance at the milkshake and dairy joint with the nice Demon owner and the Holst employees?
Do you hang out with Lich since her house doubles as a morgue and will obviously be cold inside?
Or do you just stick your head in your freezer and remind yourself that your Dhampir cousin took your last fudge pop?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:36:16 2017 No.17000661 >>17000652 I'll go eat cheesecake with that Dragon! Even though I've never had cheesecake, I'll try it for her!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:38:04 2017 No.17000667 >>17000652 I'd hang out with the Wurm underground. What's the worst that could happen? I get stung by a Girtablilu for wining Monopoly, again?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:39:52 2017 No.17000674 >>17000652 >go to Ryu's for a dip in her large pool

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:41:00 2017 No.17000678 >>17000652 Eat cheese cake and wonder why the dragon options are almost always bland despite her being best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:42:10 2017 No.17000682 >>17000661 >never had cheesecake You're dead to me, doc. >>17000667 You'd get a papercut in between each finger and toe.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:42:33 2017 No.17000684 >>17000652 Obviously the milkshake and dairy joint. I'm sure the shakes have a "special" ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:43:08 2017 No.17000691 >>17000678 Best girls don't need extravagant or flashy options.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:43:53 2017 No.17000695 >>17000682 Anon I just never had it before. Never got offered it. But hey that dragon is going to share some with me. And I bet I'll love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:45:36 2017 No.17000705 >>17000691 Sure, but imagine all the cool and interesting things you could do with her instead of just hanging out and eating. Like exercising and playing hero.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:45:58 2017 No.17000708 >>17000684 Yes, fresh milk straight from the source. You can choose from a wide variety of milks and dairy stuffs from various types of cows. You want Yan-dairy? Dan-dairy? Dairy-dairy? They have you covered, my pint sized holsteinphilliac.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:46:02 2017 No.17000709 >>17000617 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:47:05 2017 No.17000714 >>17000682 >papercut in between each finger and toe That sounds unpleasant. Hopefully they would have some bandages or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:47:11 2017 No.17000715 >>17000705 Fine. Help protect her hoard from imaginary foes with her as her mom watches and laughes milfingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:48:07 2017 No.17000721 >>17000652 I'll go hang out with Yuki and Yeti in the giant ice block. Would probably be pretty cold though so I'd eventually need some Yeti cuddles to keep warm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:48:40 2017 No.17000723 >>17000715 Well, how about inviting some more friends so they can play villain and we can get more milfy laughs?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:49:13 2017 No.17000725 >>17000714 >unpleasant It's worse than stubbing your toes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:49:34 2017 No.17000726 >>17000590 Cutest Alter. >>17000617 Lion king a cute too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:51:13 2017 No.17000734 >>17000723 >letting real people near her hoard >even in pretend That's asking for a nasty fire to start.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:51:38 2017 No.17000735 >>17000725 I wouldn't know that kind of suffering. I'm sure they can cuddle the pain away But is it worse than slamming a cardoor on your hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:52:34 2017 No.17000737 >>17000735 Worse than cardoor, not as bad as toenail removal or the numbing shots they use beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:53:35 2017 No.17000740 >>17000734 It was just a suggestion, but if she is that uncomfortable then it can be just the two of us until the sun sets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:53:35 2017 No.17000742 >>17000737 Eh, you get used to that after a few times.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:55:09 2017 No.17000749 >>17000742 You never get used to those shots. Especially when the one giving them is an idiot who goes so deep that he's scraping your bones painfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:55:16 2017 No.17000750 >>17000737 Well, I've been hit with BBs before. I'm sure I could deal with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:56:38 2017 No.17000754 >>17000749 Speaking as someone who had them like six times, yeah you do. But I guess only if you're getting them from a competent doctor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:57:02 2017 No.17000755 >>17000740 As it should be. You're building up childhood friend points to completely ignore her in highschool after a new student transfers in and wedges herself into your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:57:33 2017 No.17000757 >>17000754 Guess I am just unlucky then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:58:37 2017 No.17000762 >>17000755 Highly doubt it. Dragon love runs in my veins and not even a vampire would be able to suck it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:59:13 2017 No.17000767 >>17000757 Ingrowns are the worst man. I wonder how a monstergirl would react to her husband having to go in to get them removed. Always go for the permanent removal kids. If you got them once odds are you'll get them again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:00:34 2017 No.17000770 >>17000749 Sounds like the one I got in my nose once.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:01:11 2017 No.17000771

>>17000762
But childhood friend routes are almost never taken.
You think it's your only route, them boom, a mysterious transfer student that you never seen before ends up getting more points and flags with you after 4 weeks than your CF did in 12 or so years.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:02:31 2017 No.17000778 File: 706 KB, 715x1000, 6fda8f6ab90fa4fe0ac9b46396d60512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why am I such a slut for big strong girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:03:46 2017 No.17000785 >>17000778 Because you want to feel her arms wrap around your head and know there's nothing you can do to stop her from pulling you in and forcing you to eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:03:46 2017 No.17000786 >>17000771 >But childhood friend routes are almost never taken >Almost That's the key word right there. Also, I'm the one setting up flags with her she the mysterious girl would need to work really hard to take me away.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:03:50 2017 No.17000787

>>17000767
I got the perm and did not regret it.
Of course a bit still grew back, but it's really easy to remove.

As for how the wife would act, I'd say they would probably freak out and hyperventilate if they're worry-warts, and be indifferent to your screams if sadistic.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:06:19 2017 No.17000796

>>17000786
She won't have to work hard at all to take you away. It's part of her cliche.
Now you have to keep gaining points with your Dragonfu or else you'll be taken away by the new girl. The Gremlin and Tannuki in the back are already setting up bets on who'll win in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:07:01 2017 No.17000798 >>17000787 >and be indifferent to your screams if sadistic. I don't think you understand how sadism works.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:08:44 2017 No.17000801

>>17000796
I don't even like that many species besides dragons and depending on her personality she could lose a lot of points. I think I will be fine just raising points with the dragon like always without the need to worry about going to deep with the new girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:09:36 2017 No.17000803 >>17000798 Different levels and variations, anon. She might enjoy your hurt feelings at how she didn't care or worry about you while you were in pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:10:32 2017 No.17000808 >>17000803 >she didn't care or worry about you while you were in pain I have no interest in being in a relationship with this women. I'll be taking the ring back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:12:48 2017 No.17000818 >>17000778 Because you aren't a real man

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:14:43 2017 No.17000822 >>17000818 >projecting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:15:22 2017 No.17000824 >>17000803 Anon, that's an abusive bitch not a sadist. People who behave like that while calling themselves sadists are just saying that so they don't have to confront the fact that they're shitty people.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:17:01 2017 No.17000831 >>17000598 But a nacho would be disgusted by your weird fetishes and she'd be sure to let you know it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:32:54 2017 No.17000910 >>17000831 Good. I want her to bully, tease and insult me for my fetishes because it makes me erect.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:36:13 2017 No.17000926 Reminder that Griffons are for keeping childhood promises with.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:41:10 2017 No.17000939 >>17000926 Imagine an Eros Griffon. Remember that their duties are on account of gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:43:13 2017 No.17000946 >>17000926 Do you think returning a lost, magical sword to a NEET griffon whose family lost it long ago will bring back her protective instincts and pride?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:44:51 2017 No.17000949 >>17000939 It's her job to swoop down from the sky and claw dense anons so he notices the girl trying to get his attention. >>17000946 Yes. And also a place as her husband.

Anonymous Wed May 10 15:50:40 2017 No.17000965

>>17000910
>getting aroused by a disdainful loli hurling insults at you
If you did that she'd just get even more mad than they already tend to be thanks to their own venom. Not even you could want to endure being called a masochistic freak and a retrograde lolicon bastard by a pissed off spider. That would just be so degrading.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:51:28 2017 No.17000967 >>17000926 Cheerio necklace?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:53:11 2017 No.17000973 >>17000967 Cheerio Necklace. She still keeps it preserved. Shes gone to bed crying ever since you separated because she just wants to hold you in her wings again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:54:26 2017 No.17000978 >>17000965 >That would just be so degrading. That's the point! That's what makes it so good. Although it sucks because I'd genuinely want to be hurt by her insults rather than aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:56:50 2017 No.17000984 >>17000978 Tell her to shout her insults into a megaphone pointed at your ear. That'll really make them hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 15:58:06 2017 No.17000987 >>17000984 I actually want this Maybe if she hurled the most degrading, embarrassing, hurtful possible insults at me, it would hurt. But that's what I want!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:00:48 2017 No.17000996 >>17000967 The one from the office?

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:01:29 2017 No.17001000
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I want to wake up in the morning to my Pharaoh waifu giving me morning paizuri. I'll praise the sun by releasing my seed in between her breasts. Or right on her eye of Horus tattoo. Then we can spend the rest of the day conducting magical rituals to revitalize her kingdoms fertility. And talk to the local farmers. How exciting! I want to help her create a flourishing kingdom.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:02:54 2017 No.17001008

>>17000949
>Knock on the door to her appartment
>Here a loud, annoyed groan and footsteps before the door is pulled open to reveal a disheveled, and chubby, griffon who looks like she could throw you out the building at any moment.
>She didn't even bother to put on pants when coming to see you, simply wearing some pink panties struggling to contain a pudgy rear and digging into her wide hips while an old T-shirt hangs off her prodigous chest.
>"What is it? I got some crap to farm before the event ends."
>Quickly introduce yourself and ask her if the sword you brought, kept safe in an old sheathe, belongs to her, the girl's golden eyes widening and her feathers fluffing up a bit as she recognizes the artifact.
>"W-what the hell? How'd you find this? It's stolen from my family's peak for generations!"
>Inform her that it was found in your deceased grandfather's attic sticking out of a golf bag, an ancient heirloom your family got long ago.

The real question is whether she hugs you, grabs the weapon in joy, or mentions that your probably the descendant of a thief for having it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:03:12 2017 No.17001009 >>16996882 I guess so, yeah. Since fatherhood is the ultimate cuckoldry.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:04:33 2017 No.17001012

>>17001000
>Then we can spend the rest of the day conducting magical rituals to revitalize her kingdoms fertility.

Boning your wife in the middle of some farmland is not a magic ritual! No, I don't care if the coming harvest will be the best it's ever been thanks to it, it still doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:06:06 2017 No.17001016 >>17001008 My money is on "bear hug."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:07:47 2017 No.17001021 >>17001000 Well it doesn't matter what you "want". You'll never be happy and you'll never have her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:13:14 2017 No.17001031 >>17000996 It was my best greentext.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:13:17 2017 No.17001032

>>17001016
Would be nice, especially with her 'pillows' pressing into your chest.

But would she invite you in for leftover pizza and vidya while she calls her family and realizes that her apartment's a bit of a mess and she's got a bit too much chub to fiercely protect the sword?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:13:59 2017 No.17001033 >>17001032 >chub My dick is sky high

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:15:02 2017 No.17001035 Reminder to not be the dense Ochimusha master.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:17:38 2017 No.17001041 >>17001035 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:17:55 2017 No.17001042 >>17001033 You say that but it won't be around for long now. She's gotta get fit to keep that sword safe! Needs abs, not flab! Thick cords of muscle instead of thunder thigh! She's gotta get fit!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:18:04 2017 No.17001043 >>17001032 >But would she invite you in... Anon, she'd probably feel like she owed you her life. She'd be loath to let you leave at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:18:52 2017 No.17001047 >>17001008 >she makes you roleplay as the thief who stole the sword now returned to steal her virginity

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:19:15 2017 No.17001048 >>17001042 Guess I better enjoy the chub while it lasts then?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:20:41 2017 No.17001052 >>17001041 Because she'll get frustrated. Sexually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:21:51 2017 No.17001056 >>17001052 There is nothing wrong with teasing your Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:23:04 2017 No.17001060 >>17001035 Well we can't have that. I'd be sure to appreciate an Ochimusha for her steadfast, loyal service by giving her some time off so she could find a man suited to her tastes.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:24:24 2017 No.17001065

>>17001048
Yes you should.
And who knows, you may get lucky and be able to convince her to keep some of it.

>>17001047
Well that would be nice, although I doubt any thief would find a griffon's lair filled with Gunpla.

>>17001043
>Griffon goes yan for anon.
A time to worry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:29:57 2017 No.17001076 I want a beautiful, buff and sultry Blue Oni as my secretary. Cool and collected and stern while not being stuck up or hoighty toighty while at work, but get a few drinks in her and she's up dancing on the tables and trying to get my pants off.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:30:17 2017 No.17001078 >>17001056 You can't be this wrong! >>17001060 She's already found one anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:30:41 2017 No.17001080 How do you react when it turns out that most MGs don't like guys with muscle and try to fuck the gains out of him?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:32:55 2017 No.17001092 >>17001080 I make a post stating that that's a pretty dumb headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:37:35 2017 No.17001115 >>17001078 I'm not wrong, there is nothing wrong with teasing your Ochimusha bodyguard until she's about to lose her mind.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:39:12 2017 No.17001123

>>17001078
>She's already found one anon.

That's both joyous and sad. I would be nice to see that she's looking out for her own happiness too, but it also means I'd have to release her from my service so she could devote herself to the guy and start a family with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:39:33 2017 No.17001126 >>17001080 But then how will I fantasize about a size queen shortstack fawning over my body?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:40:23 2017 No.17001131 >>17001126 Give her the D in that way till she likes it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:41:24 2017 No.17001135 >>17001076 Blue Onis best secretaries.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:41:45 2017 No.17001136 >>17001115 Anon if you blue ovary her too much, she's going to do some pretty forceful and dishonourable things to you. >>17001123 No you dense idiot, YOU ARE HER MASTER

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:41:46 2017 No.17001137 File: 265 KB, 863x980, moo_scle_milk_by_matsu_sensei-daovuxa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001080 Shoo shoo gains goblin. Any decent monster would try to help her husband get /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:43:06 2017 No.17001143 >>17001137 I'm scaroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:44:05 2017 No.17001146 >>17001131 Well, now I can safely go back to thinking about trying to hilt a shortstack Kephri, and being unable to go all the way due to her small size.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:44:23 2017 No.17001148 >>17001136 Yes, I'm her master, but if she has a guy she likes it would be unbecoming of me to force her to stay at my side and be unhappy thanks to not being able to pursue the target of her affections.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:44:40 2017 No.17001150

>>17001076
She would be way too professional and frown upon mistakes, sometimes she'd even call you out on your lack of focus and whatnot

Once she's nice and drunk it's a whole another story. Such as that one time where she used a very important contract to wipe sake off her cleavage after you failed to drink from it

>>17001135
True, though the competition is stiff

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:44:58 2017 No.17001154 >>17001136 I wouldn't tease her too much, just enough to make her weak in the knees.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:45:48 2017 No.17001156 >>17001148 A Golem made out of depleted Uranium would be furious at you.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:47:56 2017 No.17001162

>>17001135
Just imagine their piercing glare as they ride the line between professional and seductress.
>>17001150
Seeing her slowly go from uptight and prissy to lewd and very down to fuck over the course of a few drinks would be quite the sight. She could really work herself in a too-tight sexy secretary uniform. And dear god, the glasses and garter combo once she starts getting in the mood...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:48:16 2017 No.17001165 >>17001148 This is some serious density right here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:49:12 2017 No.17001168 >>17001156 I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:49:52 2017 No.17001172 >>17001156 >>17001165 This is why Eros sends out Cupids.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:52:11 2017 No.17001177 >>17001168 You're about to create a black hole

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:52:53 2017 No.17001180 >>17001177 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:53:20 2017 No.17001182 >>17001172 It also explains why they look so angry all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:53:22 2017 No.17001183 >>17001172 What? It's just a lord being mindful of one of his vassal's personal circumstances.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:55:05 2017 No.17001192

>>17001182
I feel sorry for cupids.

Imagine seeing dense anons like that everyday, a girl right in front of him absolutely dripping love juices and begging for him to take her but he doesn't understand. It's gotta make you angry.

I say that anon's Ochimusha should just rape him already.

Anonymous Wed May 10 16:57:33 2017 No.17001201

>>17001180
The Ochimusha wants you to violate her tight, fit zombie butt until she gets fucked back alive, then progressively re-die from the sheer pleasure shock of the DE vacuum inside of her refilling with copious amounts of your semen and her lewd juices mixing together.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:57:45 2017 No.17001204 File: 202 KB, 660x796, 3003f7d5fc79a1a640ccc44e72d416b0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001012 I was thinking magical ceremonies. I couldn't get assaulted by my waifu in public. I'd die blushing!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:00:40 2017 No.17001210 >>17001201 That's far too lewd, I think she needs to take a cold shower and calm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:02:09 2017 No.17001218 >>17001192 Well, somebody has to do the job. I'd rather accidentally walk in on a Cupid's blank face staring an Anon obscenely breeding a Werewolf in the woods than see a dumbass get raped by a Lamia for noticing that she was coming onto him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:03:09 2017 No.17001223 It's the middle of the week anons, how is your writing/drawing/commissioning coming along?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:04:01 2017 No.17001226 >>17001218 I forgot to add 'not' before 'noticing'.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:04:43 2017 No.17001231 >>17001204 It's not assaulting you if it's all for the good of the land and its inhabitants. Pay no heed to her self assured expression through the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:05:03 2017 No.17001233 >>17001223 I'm still garbage at drawing, so not much to speak of.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:05:36 2017 No.17001236 >>17001218 Breeding a Werewolf sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:06:42 2017 No.17001242 >>17001210 Wouldn't a cold shower make an undead crave a warm body more intensely?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:06:43 2017 No.17001243 >>17001236 The catch with werewolves is that it's rarely only one werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:08:22 2017 No.17001248 >>17001242 That's the point, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:09:04 2017 No.17001250 >>17001223 My writing seems to be improving! And the story I'm currently writing seems to have had positive feedback. I can't wait to show it. Although due to obvious lack in ability to write and little time, it won't be as soon as I hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:09:49 2017 No.17001252 >>17001236 I'd like to imagine that they lightly dig their claws into your back while you are balls deep in one. >>17001243 That's why you have to get one by surprise and give her a whole litter. She'll probably appreciate the proactiveness later.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:10:12 2017 No.17001256 >>17001236 Breeding any monster girl sounds like lots of fun. Gonna pump out some lambs with the waifu.

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:11:43 2017 No.17001261

>>17001223
>writing
I'm actually thinking of trying to write something for the first time, I'm not sure if I'll ever do it but lately it's felt like a writefairy has been sat on my shoulder and telling me to stop being a faggot.
>commissioning
Currently making a list of stuff to get drawn, some cute, some lewd, some ocs/individual members of races.
When I'll contact artists about those depends on finances but hopefully it's soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:11:47 2017 No.17001262 >>17001223 I have a commission that should be done in a few days, and I might try writing and drawing again.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:11:57 2017 No.17001264 >>17001248 You seem like you would put an undead in a meat locker until she's begging for warm love.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:12:08 2017 No.17001266 >>17001252 But impregnating a whole pack of Werewolves sounds like a once in a lifetime experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:12:24 2017 No.17001267 >>17001261 >some ocs/individual members of races This sounds refershing.

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:12:54 2017 No.17001271

>>17001223
I'm back down to only 3 commissions in progress now, all of which I've been on waiting lists for for quite awhile. One just started the sketch process though, and is looking pretty neat so far.

It is my goal to not let commissions get out of hand like they did in March and April. Gotta start saving again, been too low for awhile now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:13:10 2017 No.17001276 >>17001264 I would do no such thing, that is far too rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:15:15 2017 No.17001281 >>17001271 >It is my goal to not let commissions get out of hand As in going commission addicted and just getting a fuck ton?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:15:52 2017 No.17001284 >>17001267 refreshing*

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:16:24 2017 No.17001285 >>17001271 Just eat out of dumpsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:16:43 2017 No.17001286 >>17001231 I suppose so. I just hope the ritual won't be lengthy or too lewd. Wonder what positions are best for symbolizing fertility outside of the usual mating press/missionary.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:16:47 2017 No.17001287 >>17001266 If you mean actually finding a pack and declaring yourself their husband and breeding all of them, then that is quite insane. That could result in a bunch of horny Werewolves either raping you or bending over. Maybe both

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:18:30 2017 No.17001292 >>17001287 If wanting to knock up an entire pack of Werewolves means I'm insane then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:19:21 2017 No.17001296 >>17001267 Depends on your definition of refreshing, most of them are personal fantasies of mine so they might get accused of being wank fantasy donut steels and rightfully so but I'd be happy if other people got something out of them too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:20:27 2017 No.17001301 >>17001276 I mean, I would bind up an Undead girl and keep her cold and use cold sex toys on her until she's begging for direct physical contact, if she asked for it But maybe that just means I'm a horrible for thinking about it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:20:36 2017 No.17001302 >>17001296 Hey man, if it's monster girls, I'll jack off to it.

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:22:18 2017 No.17001312

>>17001271
Could be worse.
You could be flat broke, no job, nobody hiring at all(even the one place that always needs extra people for labor), and have to pawn your 1911 for food money and a time card for your phone so that you aren't cut off from contacts.

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:24:19 2017 No.17001321

>>17001281
Yeah, I started seven within the past two months which may not seem like a lot, but as compared to only five over the span of eight months previously I kinda went a little too hard.

I only realized it as well but it's been taking a toll on me mentally too. I need to space them out more to keep them feeling special and fresh when I do get them.

>>17001285
That's a big no-can-do anon, that wouldn't be tasty at all.

>>17001312
That sucks anon, I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:24:19 2017 No.17001322 >>17001080 I fuck that thought out of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:27:16 2017 No.17001338 >>17001302 I guess that's a fair point and to my knowledge, none of them are controversial races or cater to weird fetishes. Plans may change but the first one should be a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:27:37 2017 No.17001340 >>17001321 I've got some possible good things heading my way. But for the most part things just keep getting worse, especially now that I dream of better lives, only to wake up to reality once I get into it.

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:28:19 2017 No.17001344

>>17001321
I see what you mean man and I understand. Gotta keep that feeling special! And besides, maybe it's not such a good idea to blow so much money on commissions. Just don't do t to the point where you can't buy food or anything, your waifu wouldn't want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:29:22 2017 No.17001351 >>17001321 If you have a Little Caesaa's nearby then they tend to throw out perfectly edible pizzas daily after closing time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:29:34 2017 No.17001352 >>17001338 I can't wait to see it!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:31:44 2017 No.17001364 >>17001338 I've wanted to get a Wight in a zero suit commissioned for a while now, but no money really killed that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:33:44 2017 No.17001372 >>17001223 still working on anatomy got some commission ideas down and some artists in mind and waiting on a couple weeks old request

Anonymous Wed May 10 17:33:59 2017 No.17001375

>>17001340
>especially now that I dream of better lives, only to wake up to reality once I get into it.
This is exactly how I feel too. I knew it would happen if I let myself get too deep too, but at the same time I see this sort of life as the only one I could be at least semi-happy in.

>>17001344
>>17001351
I've subsisted on pasta, rice and peanut butter for most of my life, so I don't really have many worries about food. Though I have sacrificed eating out for commissions lately, as eating out is my other big vice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:34:17 2017 No.17001378 >>17001352 Don't get your hopes up, it may or may not take a while! >>17001364 Zero suit Wight? I don't think I need Manticore venom with the places my mind is going right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:37:43 2017 No.17001397 >>17001378 Yes, a ZS Wight. Along with a bunch of others, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:46:09 2017 No.17001435 I want monster girls of warrior nobility! Armored wights! Muscled vampires! Battle axe swinging holsts!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:52:05 2017 No.17001463 >>17001435 Royal dragons with weapons from her hoard. Muh waifu is one though she isn't that royal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:53:40 2017 No.17001468 >>17001463 Honestly, I think all dragons could claim royalty on account of being dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:54:37 2017 No.17001474 >>17001468 Or claim such monikers are beneath them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:01:23 2017 No.17001502 What if a little Dragon claims you as a treasure to be put into her hoard even though she's a lot younger than you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:02:45 2017 No.17001506 >>17001502 I pick her up, sit on the couch, and stroke her hair while playing vidya. Maybe even give her a cookie or two

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:03:29 2017 No.17001510 File: 300 KB, 761x1206, 1486992169845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001502 Wait until she gets a big butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:03:53 2017 No.17001515 >>17001506 She's a Dragon, not a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:05:15 2017 No.17001518 >>17001510 Please do not post cute daughterus before I sleep. I don't want to cry myself to sleep

Anonymous Wed May 10 18:06:05 2017 No.17001522
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>>17000652
Do you have Yuki make a huge block of ice for the two of you, and Yeti who is about to burst into flames, to sit around and chill with?
I'll enjoy a shaved ice with her and the Yeti, it sounds like the Yeti needs to be frozen in a block of ice for a bit to recover though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:06:51 2017 No.17001527 File: 177 KB, 693x674, 1488941239436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001518 >>17001518 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:07:35 2017 No.17001530 >>17001515 So you're telling me the little, far younger dragon wouldn't want sweets and vidya games?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:08:38 2017 No.17001537 File: 68 KB, 528x512, daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001527 At least post the colored version.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:08:44 2017 No.17001538 >>17001522 >freshy shaved Yuki How about engaging in a water baloon fight with Yeti to cool her off while Yuki prepares shaved ice afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:09:30 2017 No.17001541 >>17001537 Why? The blotches on the egg should be green, and the fire shouldn't be tricolored.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:09:39 2017 No.17001543 >>17001527 >>17001537 STOP! Why must you do this? No more cute heartmelting daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:10:24 2017 No.17001545 >>17001530 She would, but offer something fitting for a Dragon. Cookirs are for Wurms, water Wurms, and Wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:11:03 2017 No.17001550 >>17001502 Flee, screaming. Hope she forgets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:11:20 2017 No.17001552 File: 177 KB, 601x850, C9dyesJUMAApgSP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001435 I want to read Evola with my waifus so they can provide commentary on how a young noble should conduct himself! In between gropings of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:12:34 2017 No.17001555 >>17001502 Call her cute. My daughteru would most likely do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:13:28 2017 No.17001565 File: 3.01 MB, 1500x1815, 1488603999926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001543

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:13:33 2017 No.17001566 >>17001538 I'll fill a kiddie pool with water and ice cubes and let the Yeti take a bath in it like a husky dog, she'll be so excited to cool off she won't know what to do http://i.imgur.com/erjw8af.mp4

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:13:33 2017 No.17001567 >>17001545 Pie? Would she like a pie? >>17001552 That could be interesting, especially if they had clashing ideals.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:13:36 2017 No.17001568 >>17001502 Teach her the cunny game.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:14:46 2017 No.17001579 >>17001567 Who doesn't like pie? But she may be more partial to icecream cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:15:30 2017 No.17001582 I want to massage a Pharaoh's feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:15:45 2017 No.17001584 >>17001579 I could snag her one of those as well. Gonna spoil that little dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:16:22 2017 No.17001589 >>17001565 I can hear them giggling innocently.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:17:10 2017 No.17001592 >>17001566 She'd probably flop into it. Running around all hyper and happy is more a Kobold's thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:19:09 2017 No.17001601 How long have we been dead last in the catalog for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:20:40 2017 No.17001613 >>17001589 >"Kyaa! Papa's watering us again!" >"Hehe! It tickles!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:21:10 2017 No.17001616 >>17001613 Exactly. Like, literally those words exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:23:46 2017 No.17001626 >>17001565 Cute twin daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:25:02 2017 No.17001630 >>17001626 Would Liliraune twins be quadruplets?

Anonymous Wed May 10 18:26:35 2017 No.17001636
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>>17001567
Each one arguing over what is best in life. It becomes an incredibly heated debate. Rhen they all look at their husband and fall silent. And you get the full royal treatment.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:26:37 2017 No.17001637 >>17001630 Probably. Although that raises the question of whom is carrying the pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:27:58 2017 No.17001644 >>17001565 >>17001613 Would you water your Ala/Lili daughterus with a watering pail, a hose, or sprinklers?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:28:25 2017 No.17001647 >>17001636 what if i want ALL FOUR

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:29:14 2017 No.17001650 >>17001644 All of them at the same time. But really, it would change depending on their age.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:29:23 2017 No.17001651 >>17001637 Each one has one of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:29:56 2017 No.17001653 >>17001644 A hose with a multi nozzle.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:30:12 2017 No.17001656 >>17001502 Feel awkward once again. >Look for someone to love >Everyone my age is indifferent >the younger kids adore me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:31:48 2017 No.17001663 >>17001656 >only younger girls or those in a relationship adora and go after me >I just want an older woman to love and cuddle I hate this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:32:57 2017 No.17001668 File: 1.94 MB, 1020x1908, 7265336d28354611d588aa1d716b8e98.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001636 Heles is too perfect.

Anonymous Wed May 10 18:33:59 2017 No.17001672

>>17001650
Visiting your Lili daughterus once they're grown up and have shambled away to another part of the forest must be extremely awkward.
At least the initial part where you walk in on them doing their 'enticing passerby men' routine and have to awkwardly greet them to get them to get decent.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:34:02 2017 No.17001673 >>17001653 Just wait until they're old enough to realize what the 'jet' option can help them with.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:35:58 2017 No.17001676 >>17001673 >"Lu, get the hose!" >"Quiet Li, don't wake dad up!" >"A-ah! Do you think it feels like this with a real man?" >"I bet it feels even better~ Now stop hogging the hose!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:37:16 2017 No.17001682 >>17001672 >walk in on daughters lezzing out to entice men and because, really, it's in their fucking name >akwardly stare at them >they akwardkly stare back >you can't even muster up a disappointed father face to describe how you feel

Anonymous Wed May 10 18:37:23 2017 No.17001684

>>17001672
Sometimes I'm glad to have to have a pure species as a daughteru. Means I don't have to face situations like those that much. I feel like waifu would play a really big part on dealing with them because boy it would be weird.
At least in that case if I was with my wife she would probably be playful and teasing, talking about some methods to attract dudes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:38:22 2017 No.17001691 >>17001672 >"Ohohoho what's this? A lost traveler all alone in the woods?" >"No honeysuckles it's me." >"D-Daddy! We thought we told you to call before you show up!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:39:48 2017 No.17001699 >>17001676 >Water bill skyrockets >put away hose >daughterus are a bit depressed for some reason >waifus just giggle and tell me not to worry about it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:40:13 2017 No.17001703 >>17001682 >>17001672 Hey, they're my daughterus dammit. You best believe I'd crack a dad joke because I love the little sprouts. >"I've heard of eating pussywillows, but this is ridiculous!" >"UUUGH DAAAAD!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:41:22 2017 No.17001712 >>17001684 I mean to each their own. I can accept that they're monsters and like >>17001682 said its just them doing their thing. Doesn't bother me at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:45:12 2017 No.17001733 >>17001703 I'd be sure to bring it up often to ensure they're thoroughly embarrassed. Especially at family gatherings.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:45:34 2017 No.17001735 >>17001676 I wanna be the next door neighbor anon who gets caught in their flower while I'm trying to sneak out to a party!

Anonymous Wed May 10 18:45:51 2017 No.17001737

>>17001699
>Daughterus are depressed they can't catch a man
>Waifus decide they're gonna show them how it's done, with the help of volunteer Papa
>Sit down in a lawn chair, your waifus root out in the yard with your daughterus planted beside you
>Waifus start talking through their instructions as they go about their business on one another, just like the time they bagged you
>Even after all these years, they're total experts
>Within minutes you're barely able to keep yourself seated, face flush red because your daughterus are nearby, when your waifus turn from each other and each beckon you perfectly symmetrically to join them with a hand
>Spring up and jump right in the flowerbed as they giggle, telling the girls that's how its done before they start closing the petals with you inside
>Daugtherus protest that they wanna know how to do the next part too
>Waifus fufu and say 'some things you have to figure out on your own' before completely covering the three of you up with the daughterus left pouting yet informed outside

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:46:07 2017 No.17001741 >>17001636 I would like the one with huge tits. Seriously though give me the Cool Oneesan. Or the Sturm Oneesan if that could be an option.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:46:31 2017 No.17001744 >>17001735 >violating an Anon's cute and pure daughters Someone get the Hellpups.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:47:43 2017 No.17001750 >>17001735 Only when they're old enough, mister! Dammit, no daughter of mine will just have some putz fall into their petals, they're gonna work for it like proper monsters!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:48:26 2017 No.17001753 >>17001741 Sturm Onee san?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:48:50 2017 No.17001757 File: 216 KB, 884x893, 1483144188545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16998109 You, good sir, are a scholar and a gentleman who understands me. Thank you for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:49:12 2017 No.17001764 >>17001753 Tsun with huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:49:21 2017 No.17001765 >>17001753 Granblue character. Tsundere shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:50:11 2017 No.17001768 >>17001737 >and then the two try out how to entice someone, and end up seducing the neighbor boy Johnny

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:50:31 2017 No.17001772 >>17001733 >"Dad, these are my daughters. Say hi girls." >"Hiii grandpaaa!" x2 >"They're both expert carpet cleaners!" >"DAAAAD"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:50:43 2017 No.17001773 >>17001741 Sturm's less of an onee-san and more of a drinking buddy with a short temper.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:52:44 2017 No.17001782 >>17001764 The best kind of tsun. >>17001773 I'd got for that, being her designated "person to bring her home when she gets too smashed".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:54:57 2017 No.17001791 >>17001782 Would gladly grope her tits when she's passed out drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:58:04 2017 No.17001802 >>17001601 I think the catalog is under filled.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:58:05 2017 No.17001803 >>17001772 How do you take plant girls to visit family? Or take them anywhere, really. Do they hop into a giant pot that you push around on a dolly?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:58:15 2017 No.17001804 >>17001791 I would not! I'd be very tempted to though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:59:15 2017 No.17001812 >>17001804 Come on, you gotta give her good dreams ones that hopefully include you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:01:27 2017 No.17001826 >>17001803 They can walk their roots around, KC confirmed and its been stated in their profiles. Presumably they can get out and walk at least some distance around their pods as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:01:33 2017 No.17001827 >>17001812 Well I guess I have no choice. If she wakes up and kills me I'm young to get my Will O Wisp waifu to annoy you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:01:56 2017 No.17001832 >>17001802 Right now it has exactly 150 threads, s>>17001803 o it shouldn't be long.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:02:12 2017 No.17001833 >>17001803 They aren't locked into one place and can either use their roots to walk around or can use polymorphy to help out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:02:53 2017 No.17001838 >Gremlin plays Metal Gear Rising. >Loves it. >Decides the next guy she meets is getting rushed by her Automations, then attacked by her mech. >She notices you. >You aren't currently married or dating. How do you survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:04:15 2017 No.17001842 >>17001838 >How do you survive? By playing by the rules. ＲＵＬＥＳＯＦＮＡＴＵＲＥ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:04:42 2017 No.17001848 >>17001838 The only true way to fight off monsters, hold a knife to my throat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:05:05 2017 No.17001853 >>17001838 Nanomachines, son!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:05:40 2017 No.17001857 >>17001827 Go for, you never know. You may wake up one evening after heavy drinking to find her giving you a blowjob under the covers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:07:11 2017 No.17001862 >>17001857 Is she still be tsun? Because tsunjobs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:08:23 2017 No.17001869 File: 3.70 MB, 480x352, delet myself.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001838 >YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE >she calls my bluff >it's just a paintball gun

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:08:38 2017 No.17001871 File: 1.22 MB, 1485x1122, fe540ed6e03b0d900e870691ff16c0f2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>17001636 I want whichever one enjoys giving paizuri most.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:08:50 2017 No.17001872 >>17001862 >Tsunjobs Enlighten me to this strange yet arousing scenario

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:09:21 2017 No.17001879 >>17001862 Of course she is. She's only doing this because she'd like YOU to know what its like for once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:10:28 2017 No.17001882 >>17001838 Fight, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:12:13 2017 No.17001891 >>17001872 She's still tsundere. Pretty much calling your cock stupid and totally not fun to play with at all. >>17001879 Oh of course, I won't get the wrong idea. And the cuddling is only out of obligation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:12:16 2017 No.17001892 File: 131 KB, 648x876, 1482659581228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001871 Dorafs get it way too good with the kind of curves they're packing. The fact that they all come in a portable, 'fuck anytime, anywhere' size is just a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:14:12 2017 No.17001900 File: 622 KB, 785x1165, 1486262093852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001892 >tfw no Doraf proportioned Automaton

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:14:24 2017 No.17001902 >>17001891 Of course it is. Granted, she may have to show you up by taking the lead and doing the deed with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:14:41 2017 No.17001904 >>16987369 >>>17001871 >Dorafs get it way too good with the kind of curves they're packing. The fact that they all come in a portable, 'fuck anytime, anywhere' size is just a bonus. They look so soft and inviting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:16:15 2017 No.17001910 >>17001900 I would buy custom kits to get my automaton as soft as that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:16:51 2017 No.17001911 >>17001902 Only out of obligation too am I right? And of course my stupid dick got her pregnant (which she is not happy about) which means she needs to marry me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:17:31 2017 No.17001914 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001910 Some Automatons come with thick proportions naturally.

Anonymous Wed May 10 19:17:49 2017 No.17001917
File: 124 KB, 654x1002, 1482092933148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17001900
That robot's getting a bit too close to 'fat' for my liking. I'm putting her back on diet motor oil.
>>17001904
>Quote fail
You tried, anon. Here's a Narumeia for your trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:21:26 2017 No.17001933 >>17001911 Exactly. She's only doing this because you impregnated her, and totally not for other reasons. Furthermore, you're going to have to give her another daughter since this one is going to be lonely. >>17001914 Doesn't mean I can't find kits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:21:30 2017 No.17001934 File: 280 KB, 1033x660, 1492484922334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001538 >Oh boy! Did someone say fight?!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:22:12 2017 No.17001938 >>17001933 Welp, guess I better get used to tsundere married life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:27:17 2017 No.17001965 >>17001904 They are natural sizequeens too and probably can take a lot which is pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:29:06 2017 No.17001976 >>17001917 My bad. Still. She seems like a great Onee san. I want her to spoil me. Sexually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:29:18 2017 No.17001980 >>17001934 I want to go to the roughest bar in the city, where all the rough and tough Monster Girls brawl with each other. Destroying chairs and tables daily.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:31:47 2017 No.17001992 >>17001934 Not that kind of fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:32:19 2017 No.17001995 >>17001980 Anon no! You are going to be punched out and a hobocore is going to rape you are out on the streets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:32:36 2017 No.17001998 File: 154 KB, 767x999, http___65.media.tumblr.com_2e08f23aba354658e907361f59f3db36_tumblr_nzlw7yWbnS1ucsq76o1_1280_sfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001976 >I want her to spoil me. Sexually. All you had to do was ask, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:34:19 2017 No.17002008 >>17001938 That you should. She'll open up eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:35:16 2017 No.17002014 >>17002008 To be fair, she would have had to already opened up at least once.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:37:04 2017 No.17002021 >>17002014 Open up in public. Just try not to think about what pregnancy would do to her chest.

Anonymous Wed May 10 19:41:20 2017 No.17002034

>Sit down on my Waifu's lap in front of a laptop or computer.
>She's big enough that my head is squished between her breasts.
>I start looking up porn.
>If I look up cute vanilla stuff, she gives me a gentle handjob.
>If I watch hardcore kinky stuff, she puts a pair of her panties over my nose and fucks me with an Onahole modeled after something like Hellhound pussy.
>I can cum whenever I want, but I have to beg her to stop.
>If my dick stops getting hard, she puts some Manticore Venom in her mouth and kisses me.
>Sometimes she'll use it as lube without warning me.

Even jerking off would be better with a Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:41:21 2017 No.17002035 >>17001917 Uncensored image? Phone browsing sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:41:32 2017 No.17002036 File: 31 KB, 714x652, 1451012666819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your sci-fi setting Pharaoh for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:53:11 2017 No.17002064 >>17002034 What race of waifu is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:57:17 2017 No.17002076 >>17002064 When it's happening to you? Your favorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:57:35 2017 No.17002078 File: 240 KB, 1016x1256, 1494460655184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got around to drawing for once. Just a daughteru thing.

Anonymous Wed May 10 19:59:12 2017 No.17002081

>>17002076
My Kraken Onee would more try to one up anything that got looked up.
>"Oh, this would be so much better with tentacles. See? See?! Aren't I better otouto? Haaa, I can tell you think this is better. Otouto is so much better than anything you could look up..."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 19:59:17 2017 No.17002082 >>17002078 Neato! Glad to see you aren't dead anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:00:09 2017 No.17002085 >>17002078 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:01:19 2017 No.17002089 File: 803 KB, 2000x2500, 1490842327122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17001757 I need more Hellhound stories in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:02:26 2017 No.17002094 >>17002078 The benefits to being a cleaver wielder, it doubles in cookery as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:02:30 2017 No.17002095 >>17002082 Can't stay dead forever >>17002085 Well, at least you're honest about it. Back to work then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:08:25 2017 No.17002109 File: 752 KB, 1269x1800, 3700 PSI of EXTRA T H I C C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16996212 https://pastebin.com/98eefM4P

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:09:31 2017 No.17002116 >>17002109 Get this trash out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:10:12 2017 No.17002118 >>17002109 >That doujin Fuck Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:13:31 2017 No.17002131 >>17002078 Draw even more daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:14:08 2017 No.17002134 >>17002116 >>17002118 I'm not familiar. What's so bad about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:15:36 2017 No.17002144 >>17002134 Gangbang trash.

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