Eternal Onahole Thread - /ona/

[Anonymous No.]

Previous Thread: >>16926186

ITT: We discuss onaholes, dolls, and every thing else we stick our junk into because using just your hand is for peasants.

The guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Read the guide, use the archive, don't shitpost. Follow global and local rules. Don't reply, report and ignore instead.

Length, girth, budget and location are important in determining your next best course of action!

Use the chat for small questions and try to extend the life of the thread.

Please refrain from creating new threads till page 10.

Onahole Chat:
https://discord.gg/0jvY53qVKTndooHP

[Anonymous No.]

Drunkenly ordered a hip onahole and nexus stealth./spoiler]
To my office address.

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>>16974683
Good luck.

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>>16974683
Not a fan of Nexus myself, but gl with ordering to the office. Only time I did that was when I was working receiving.

[Anonymous No.]

Dolphin or ROMANESCO?

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>>16974885
I haven't heard anyone talk about the Romanesco, good or bad.

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>>16974892
if fractals turn you on it would probably be ideal for you.

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Found out that mytenga.nl has a sister site in English with the same prices
www.motsutoys.com

Maybe worth adding to the pastebin

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>>16975095
in which way is it better than any of the listed ones?

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>>16975107
It's the cheapest vendor in the EU as far as I can tell, and it's nice not having to navigate through google translated dutch

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>>16975095
The only time I've seen mytenga.nl mentioned here is when an anon was having trouble placing an order and found out the FAQ section was all Lorem Ipsum. I have seen motsu mentioned a few times but idr if it was positive or not.

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>>16975119
It's in the EU vendors pastebin linked in the OP pastebin

I hope they aren't shady since I just placed an order with mytenga. The order went through without problems, though they haven't shipped it yet since it's the weekend

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>>16975140
Huh, so it is. It'd be easy to put that whole seperate pastebin in main one (possibly the main vendors section) just to make it simpler to find and navigate through. If only Toucan-senpai would notice and revamp it.

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>>16974668
Where's the hammer on that revolver?

[Anonymous No.]

Is the Puni DX still the best hip out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16975182
The hammer is my penis

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>>16975182
It doesn't have one because it doesn't need one. Pulling the trigger starts the rotation of the "barrel" (240 rpm).

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>>16974683
I have Nexus Stealth. It's not stealthy at all - loud, with a huge base that will make you look like you've shit your pants unless you have a huge ass. That, and the remote was a flimsy piece of shit that was falling apart.

In any case, since we're talking about ass toys, maybe someone can recommend a good prostate stimulator that is not as girthy as nexus revo? I don't use mine very often, and it's just painful to insert it and get it out.

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>>16975401
I'm not a fan of nexus either, but for different reasons. I have a Revo and it doesn't do a lot for me. The vibration dulls everything sooner than later, the rotation is nice but I could do without it honestly. That and the silicone material holds stink no matter how hard you wash, combine that with a base that's only water resistant and it's just too much of a pain to use imo.

I'm a big aneros shill, there's a learning curve if you're going for the "super-o" they talk about, but failing that it still feels really good inside while you're jerking it or using an onahole. I'd recommend a Helix to begin with, but my favorite is the Eupho.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a good alternative to 17 Bordeaux?
This hole is great in terms of sensations it provides, however we all know that the layers separate really easily. I'm sure there should be other great soft dual layer holes out there that I'm not aware of. Preferably with better build quality.

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>>16975426
I've not used the 17 Bordeaux (mostly because the durability is shit) but afaik the only soft holes that don't die after a few uses are Tomax.

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>>16975440
Tomax is single layer though. Dual layer holes can provide pretty interesting sensations due to layers being made from materials of different softness and stretchiness. At a cost of dubious durability in case of some holes.
But there are also examples like Daisuki Hold, which are also dual layer, but those are welded together so well, it's impossible to tear those apart.

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>>16975425
I would be lying if I said that I wasn't interested in the mythical prostate orgasm that is supposedly the strongest physical pleasure that a man can experience.
However, so far it has eluded me, and combining ass stimulation with regular old penile stimulation feels pretty damn good. So I'm just looking for something that will feel good and will not tear my anus each time I use it.

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>>16975496
It took me over a year of training myself, and a good chunk of that time I felt little to nothing from prostate only stimulation, but I can get there easy enough now. It's intense, don't know if it's strongest physical pleasure that a man can experience, but it's the strongest I have by far. No refractory period and full body convulsions are pretty neat.

As for feeling good and not tearing anus, I used the Helix when I was an anal newbie and it never really felt too big, they've got measurements on their site if you want to check em.

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>>16975521
Thanks for the info. One more thing I'm wondering about - are onahole lubes like Onatsuyu safe for using as anal lube?
I mean, people cover their dicks in it all the time without any issues, but I'm wondering if it contains anything harmful that can be easily absorbed by the large intestine.

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>>16975528
Can't tell you, I only use Onatsuyu for my onaholes. For butt stuff I fell for the coconut oil meme and I like it, lasts forever.

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>>16975537
I tried that, and it's very, very liquid when it melts. Not slippery enough as well. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I don't know.

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>>16975543
I dunno, I've never had any problems with it. It's definitely an oil when it melts, but it coats my toys really well. Whether it's something that stays in there or that moves, I've never thought it wasn't slippery enough or had to reapply it.

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting help.

I''m a relatively big guy (17-18 cm) and I am relatively broke at the moment. It's most likely that neither of these facts will change jn the near future, so I was struggling to find an onahole that fits them both.
What can I get that is of decent enough quality and feels good enough while still able to accomodate me at the same time?

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting help.

I''m a relatively big guy (17-18 cm) and I am relatively broke at the moment. It's most likely that neither of these facts will change jn the near future, so I was struggling to find an onahole that fits them both.
What can I get under $30 ($40 at max) that is of decent enough quality and feels good enough while still able to accomodate me at the same time?

Thanks.

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>>16975578
Get your finances in order first

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>>16975661
I would if I could. Unfortunately, this will be impossible in the foreseeable future.

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>>16975667
If you really only have $40 of disposable income that needs to last for "the near future" you have bigger problems than worrying about onaholes. Save that money so that the next unexpected expense doesn't wipe you out

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>>16975684
The $40 is what I have at maximum as a disposable income for an onahole after I have saved for the next unexpected expense.
I'm not dumb enough to spend all of my extra money on a masturbator, anon.

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>>16975692
Then you can save for another month and get a good one then

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>>16975578
There is a google doc file with parameters of most known onaholes.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs/

See if you can find something that fits you and then check the prices. Keep in mind that the material usually stretches, so something with 15cm tunnel length will also be a decent fit for you.
Then ask here if anyone tried the specific model you've found.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I use vinegar to kill the mold on my onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

This Kabejiri onahole is amazing.

Normal onaholes feel like jacking off with a sleeve, this feels like a girl sitting on your lap bouncing up and down on your dick.

Fuck females I don't give a shit about them anymore, they're rewarded for divorce and not punished for cheating, nor are they punished for being sluts, but I don't care anymore, they can do that and destroy civilization I don't care anymore. Artificial wombs will be here soon anyway.

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>>16976469
nope, plastic is porous.
once mold is in the pores it's game over and can't be disinfected anymore.
this isn't glass.

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>>16977092
What do you mean by porous?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so I have good news and bad news about the fairy belly maid onahole
Good news: it's has good succ
Bad news: it will break if ur too big
Also the thing that the onahole is designed to want you to do, sometimes works you will maybe have to hold it on both sides and depends on the type of lube you use to do the gimmick that the onahole wants you do to(edited)
But the texture and feelings are nice
You don't need much lube
If ur around 6-6.5 inches this onahole will sustain you it's designed that way
If u are any bigger you will break it over time(edited)
It kinda proves it's worth cause when it does work you can start seeing ur dick through the layers
Other than that if u have 'big dick filling up little girls to the point of inflation' fetish go get it

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>>16977109
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+porous

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>>16977125
that means the vinegar can seep through too and kill the mould, right?

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>>16977131
in theory if you use like 1000 liters of it you might be able to reach every pore. however, that much would destroy the plastic.
practically you can only clean the surface.

http://dangerouslilly.com/sex-toy-reviews/sex-toy-care-and-maintenance/

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>>16977270
Would it be possible to use vingar before I use the onahole everytime? This would mean the surface of the onahole would be clean

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>>16977306
You poor man, please, buy another one.
You're going to give yourself a disease that way,
Way more embarrassing and expensive than a new a one.

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>>16977324
Just wondering, you have white blood cells to defend against the mould, so wouldn't a little moudle not matter?

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>>16977350
basically you are arguing that sanitisation isn't needn't because a lot of times your body can recover.
it's a risky game to play and the West learned its lesson a long time ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1854_Broad_Street_cholera_outbreak

if you really want to play it:
inspect your dick every day: go to the doctor immediately if something is off & make sure you have no open wounds on your dick
stop immediately when it starts to burn and toss the toy
stop being sexually active: inserting that dick in others is bodily harm

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>>16977414
oww okay, I'm going to buy another one then. Should I buy 2 of the same onahole incase the other one gets infected?

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>>16977423
wouldn't stockpile if shipping time & cost are insignificant.

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>>16977440
Last question, if I clean properly everytime would my onahole never get infected realistically speaking?

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>>16977445
ideally your onahole wouldnt get mould growth if you store it in a dry place after properly maintaining it.

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>>16976926
Is it really that good, anon? I've been debating getting that, Lolinco Virgo, or Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro.

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>>16977558
> I've been debating getting that, Lolinco Virgo, or Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro

To put it in perspective, I threw out the Lolinco because it was painfully tight, and the I think the Puni Virgin is also obviously very small/tight.

This is a looser than average onahole, which I really like. I've owned 5 onaholes before this one, and either threw them out or never use them, this one I love, can't get enough of it, the sensation is in an entirely different league than any other hole I've used. It's partially because of how you can use this compared to a normal onahole.

Honestly changed my life, fucking game changing, not even kidding.

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>>16977558
Also don't be afraid to get it because it's "loose". This is one of the biggest/loosest onaholes on the market, and I think my benis is still too big for it, only 6.5"x5.25".

I don't say this to brag, it's just that I really wish they would start making bigger/looser onaholes, I actually think this is a problem.

I think this would be perfect if you're about 4-5" in length, and 4-4.75" in girth.

For comparison, I think the perfect size for the Lolinco would be 4-5" in length, and 2.5" spaghetti-noodle girth. (Do the Japanese really have these penis dimensions?)

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>>16977708
I swear most onas are so small, I can't really go all out and I have to be super careful with them because of my dong. I'm about 8 inches long and the Venus Real is like 6 inches, and the Venus Real is like the beefiest onahole I can find. I can't bottom out or else i would be destroying the back of it. Lets get some EXTRA large holes Japan come on

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>>16977708
look at hanjuku(half mature, the opening is a little snug but the insides are loose-ish

>>16977728
have you looked at vacuum witch?

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>>16977728
Why would they? For like 5 people in Japan that have a penis longer than 6 inches?

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>>16977753
Never heard of vacuum witch, I will look right now. Is it durable or just really big?

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>>16977754
I know it's not gonna happen because they appeal to their own demographic. But it is still disappointing because USA has almost ZERO good ona brands. Japan is just waaaay better

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>>16977764
very big

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>>16977764
shit i meant seducing witch.

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>>16977771
Well, there are some holes with a tunnel length longer than usual Vacuum/Seductive Witch is one of them. Check that google doc file linked above.

Japan has a fairly small market as well as huge competition. Companies have to actually make somewhat good products to be viable. And since there are a lot of companies, production facilities are also easily available.
US, on the other hand, is still fairly conservative when it comes to male sex toys. Not a lot of demand, not a lot of places that can offer suitable production facilities. And people will buy what they can find.

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>>16977804
I assume you are talking about this then?

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40854?c2=9999

Let me know, my interest is peaked

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>>16977810
yes that's the one

also there's this one which might be an appropriate size but I'm not sure.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738?c2=12001313

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>>16977728
>8 inch dong

I actually feel bad for you.

I unironically wouldn't want an 8" dick.

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>>16977833
I don't know how thick i am with girth but I would much rather have a 6" dick so that I could fuck girls like a jackhammer. I actually dont know why other dudes thing huge dongs are better. Thankfully im a grower so I can fit it in my pants without it being uncomfortable, but no girl can deepthroat me

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>>16974683
please sauce on that manga. where it form?

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>>16974885
Bought a romanesco and dolphin soft, they were both disappointing compared to the Venus and Muses I ordered in soft.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the onahole that came with the one psvita game?

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>>16977668
I guess this is the only hip you've tried? It doesn't seem that hefty, why did you get it over something like puni ana DX? (Biggest holes I have are Venus real and lolinco Virgo, latter a bit too tight however)

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>>16977754
>man fuck the niche market!
You gotta remember that just because the average in japan is like 4.5 or whatever, it's also an AVERAGE

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>>16977668
>only 1.2 kg
>"this feels like a girl sitting on your lap bouncing up and down on your dick"
Dude, get a proper 7 kilo hip. 1.2 is chump change.

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>>16978671
That's a shame, I like my Dolphin soft, I wish I got it in regular but it's still good imo.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been to /ona/ in several months but I've been thinking about buying another couple holes to replace ones I don't like or are getting worn out.

Went to check myonahole.com and it seems it's been down for maintenance for a while now and it has some password thing set up. Anyone know what happened?

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>>16980236
they've been like that since January, its pretty sad actually, I really liked the site because they had good info about all their holes and were good about their packaging.

I think paypal probably froze their funds so they had to shut down until it could be unfrozen but that never happened.

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>>16980571
Damn, that's pretty shitty if that's what happened. I liked that site quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been here in years, still plowing my Venus Clone in soft firmness. Has anything new come out worth a look at? I need something that is:

>okay for larger males/loose
I have varicose veins and tight holes hurt my dick. I'm 6"x5.4".

>soft firmness
I have dermatitis and sensitive skin easily rubbed raw.
The clone is fine but I wouldn't want that much tighter or harder (maybe slighty at best).

>Canadian kosher
I don't wanna get turned into a maple prison onahole and loli shit is probably too tight anyway


Also suggestions on easily purchasable lube domestically? I am using Tenga hole lotions (specifically the mild thin stuff because the thicker stuff tends to drag and chafe).

[Anonymous No.]

is importing onatsuyu really so much better than whatever i can get from the nearby CVS? astroglide, durex, whatever

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>>16982404
well it really depends on whether you're importing an onahole or not, if you are you might as well get high quality lube that is made specifically for onaholes instead of ones made for faulty vaginas

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>>16982404
well my one bottle of onatsuyu lasted me a year with frequent use so I'd say so

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>>16982590
I already have an onahole, so this would be a lube specific order.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm stuck between a COCOLO, Puni Hole DX, and Puni Fuwa Mocchi for my first and only hip. Also unsure about going with lolinco or girl in the box loliho. Anyone tried any of these?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any mouth holes?
Do they feel any good or any suggestions for a good one?

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>>16982325
Domestically, Tenga Mild lube is probably the best it'll get. Canada is suffering. The only other things I can suggest to you are other soft Tomax like the Venus Real, I can't think of any others that are as soft, and even less that'd be Canadian kosher.

[Anonymous No.]

Just tried out the Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro. That thing is crazy soft, it's just short of being liquid.

Stimulation is low, but that's to be expected.

Cleaning/drying it is really easy, because it's extremely stretchy, you can easily fit your whole hand in it.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're having drying problems with certain lubes, I noticed putting a tiny bit of lotion, like no bigger than a pea, on your dick helps.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, after reading some guides and looking around I finally made my first onahole purchase. I hope they're as good as everyone says they are.

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>>16984067
Which one did you decide to buy?

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>>16984076
This is what I bought. Decided to just jump in and spend a bit of money on it.

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>>16984099
neet. just don't dismiss your first time as its a bit aggressive and cleaning it is a pain. I have the virgo as well, and you gotta break it in a few times before you really start to get a feel for it.

[Anonymous No.]

The tunnel on my admission finally started separating, lasted a good while as a sometimes hole.

How do you guys usually dispose of these? I don't really want it and the box just sitting in my trashcan.

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>>16984105
Yeah I've heard that quite a bit with the virgo in particular. I am dreading cleaning it, but I'm gonna put up with it after spending $50 on it.

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>>16984117
Make some jello
Make it so that the onahole is inside the jello
Put the jellonahole in a box and leave it in a parking lot somewhere.

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>>16975188
Hoping to have this answered (not that anon)
I am about to pull the trigger on one and wondering if there any any real competing hips on the market

[Anonymous No.]

Any /canadacucks/?
Still haven't figured out if it's legal here or not, and don't want to risk it.
>tfw so cucked even your government denies you sexual gratification

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>>16984522
Just get the packaging removed and you'll be fine

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>>16975140
Other anon here, please update when you get it. I live in NL and this site has me interested.

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>>16984557
Not that guy, but I just got an order from motsutoys this week. They're definitely legitimate.

Shipping to germany was kind of weird. First I got a "here's your tracking code" mail from them. But the link wasn't active yet. 3 days later, the status changes to "waiting for the package to be picked up" and things went normally from then on, only everything looks like the package originated form within germany.

I'm assuming the warehouse they're shipping from just sent a whole bunch of orders to germany as one unit, and then split it up into individual packages they send out locally to save on shipping costs.

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>>16984601
Oh nice, also good to know. Some of their stuff seems to cost a bit more than mytenga, but oh well. How was the packaging?

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>>16984548
They search the packages here, especially if they're nameless.
Loli is considered distribution of CP.

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>>16984717
Regular brown box. The sender was "MT", no other identifiable text. Inside was just the products and those inflatable air cushions.

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>>16978646
Ponko of the Stars and Reiko of the Tofu Shop

it's weird

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>>16984730
Sounds good. I'll consider buying from them in the future, thanks.

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>>16984723
I know, I'm a leaf too. No packaging means no loli art. Worst case ontario get a Tomax hole, it's sent from the US and doesn't have loli art.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I followed /ona/'s advice to store my holes in sealed containers, and bought a tupperware container. Turns out, it's just too thin, and my onahole is flattened a little.

Anyone else dealt with something similar? Will this damage it over time?

[Anonymous No.]

I ordered my first onahole in February, and it has been stuck at customs ever since.
Living in a third world country is hell.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm new to this and wanted something cheap for my first.
Also not something horribly raunchy looking if it gets foubd by my family. Was thinking a Tenga air tech. Anybody have any experience with it?

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>>16983354
Probably not. The shipping on the lube from overseas is pretty high. If you can find some domestic for a good price I'd recommend that instead.

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>>16984117
I cut them up and put them in a ziploc bag to toss in the trash. They typically look like chunks of congealed fat (if they're flesh colored), or bits of meat if they're pink. Other colors won't really be discernible.

>>16984723
How are they going to know it's a loli hole if there's no loli art? For all they know it's yet another rubber vagina they have to pack up and ship out.

>>16985786
Only get Tenga if it's the only thing available. Read the guide in the OP and remember to buy water based lube.

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>>16985786
dont ever buy any sort of tenga anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Which holes are suitable for larger girth, or does it not matter since they'll stretch? About 6.5" around.

Bonus points if it has a loli-looking exterior, but is still big inside.

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>>16985786
this >>16986183
Also how about this?
http://en-nls.com/disp_product.php?pid=45315&c2=12001110

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>>16984376
someone please do this and document it

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>>16986188
At 6.5" all but the smallest holes will be fine. Many sites list the overall length of the hole in cm, so you can use that to get an idea of the overall length and tunnel length.

As a personal word of warning, avoid the R-20 puni. I'm at 5.75" and it was way too small and tight for me.

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>>16986210

Circumference, not length. It's about 7.25" long and a bit over 6.5" around (up to 6.7" in the middle? thinner near tip).

Or where you suggesting to estimate girth via length?

I really wanna fuck a loli but they're probably too tight.

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>>16986244
I just misread your post.

I'd say most loli holes are going to be too tight unless you really like that sort of thing. What you have to remember about loli-holes is that they're just super tight by design. Honestly, most holes aren't that expensive, just go ahead and get one, you'll either like it or you won't.

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>>16986257

Will it feel like I'm tearing up a little girl's pussy if I get a loli hole with my girth? Or would it just be uncomfortable?

Like what happened when you tried the R-20 puni?

Why are little girls so sexy?

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>>16986296
Well most holes, especially loli-holes, aren't modeled after actual vaginas. You're going to be sticking your dick into a tight rubber hole with a bunch of stimulating bumps, ridges, nubs, and other shit and will feel like it.

When I used the R-20 puni it was just way too tight and short, it made my dick ache rather than feel good after only a few minutes.

Who knows, you might like them, I personally prefer a soft, looser hole, and the general feeling of being encapsulated with minor stimulation.

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>>16986196
>>16986183
Guide said it was middle of the road, but I was considering it because of price, cleanup, and the fact that it doesn't look like a disembodied vulva.
I don't have a lot of space to hide things but I feel like a Tenga toy would quickly be glanced over.
That and amazon prime, though it looks like queen cat does amazon too.
If I was going for just what would feel best I'd probably get a full sized hip, but it's not really practical with my living situation.

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>>16986321

You never answered the question about why little girls are so sexy!

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>>16986348
Because 2D

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>>16986348
They just are; at least the 2D ones.

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>>16982404
JewDemon has 20% all lubes for the month of May using discount code: lube20

>>16983539
>Fisting onaholes
kek

>>16984117
>I don't really want it and the box just sitting in my trashcan.
Just bury it in the bin on rubbish day. Why do you care what bin scabs or garbage collectors think about you?
Alternatively, seconding this: >>16984376

>>16986188
R20 original is very accommodating and Tomax holes in soft should be fine as well but neither are loli holes.

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>>16984376
>>16986197
>>16986393
I'm planning on getting rid of a hole here in a few weeks. I'll do this and leave a hole in a parking lot a couple cities over.

What flavor of jello should I use?

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>>16986393
How the fuck is Onatsuya 20 dollars on toydemon

[Anonymous No.]

Why does shopping for toys feel worse than looking at porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986423
Costs a lot to import and they have to make their money back plus some? I'm just guessing, but that's probably what it is.

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>>16986393

Would I be retarded to try a Puni Hole DX or a TUBOMI? They look so hot, but they seem so tiny....

Lolis are too sexy looking. It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986393
>Why do you care what bin scabs or garbage collectors think about you?
I don't, it's that I don't live alone.

[Anonymous No.]

How's the durability of Ride brand onaholes? I'm looking for something soft and cheap that won't tear after the first few uses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any downsides to shipping with Amazon US, It's cheaper overall with prime.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone recommend me a hip that's big enough to actually put a pair of panties on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986568
I'd start looking for smaller sized panties instead of larger ona's. My Puni Ana SPDX's waist is 80 cm, so I have to buy little girls clothing for her. There's also a few in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986473
How do you go about hiding your holes?
I live in a basement converted into an apartment in my parents house, which is usually private, except that my sister is a housekeeper, so I pay her to vacuum my room weekly. She respect my stuff usually, but every now and then I'll see a manga on my shelf has been placed incorrectly. She probably grabs interesting looking titles and flips through them while I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986587
Thanks senpai.
That one looks really nice actually but I don't know if I should put more than $100 into my first hole.
The guide didn't really say whether or not I should start small though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986608
Fuck, I meant $200. Obviously need more than $100 to put panties in it.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been using my R-20 for 1 year, and its interior starts to wear off.
Is dolphin(hard) a tight hole compared to original R-20? I heard that R-20 is already one of the tightest hole.
If I want to try something tighter/better suction, what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986541
The guide talks about Amazon lacking the box as having an "adult toy" inside, but that may have only been from a single seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986674
>lacking
Labeling*

I have no idea how that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986674
I think that was a single seller, but both toy demon and queen cat are discreet and don't have the company name in the return address

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977804
I've seen it listed under both those names different sites. Actually it's one I want but it's not currently stocked by anywhere I want to buy from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986608
If you're looking for something less expensive the Meiki Cherry 2 is €90 with free shipping if you live within the EU, or $115 in the US. Just don't get the auto, the motors are poorly made. Besides that the HANJUKU! (Half Mature) is pretty big, but I don't have it so do a bit of research on it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986592
Not the same anon, but I have two storage bags,one small and one medium, the small holds my ona and then goes into the medium, then the medium is filled with pencils and pens and whatnot. To anyone that looks in it's just a pencil bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16975881
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs/

what does penetrating vs non penetrating mean? wasn't in thepastebin

[Anonymous No.]

We should all just commit mass suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986960
Me too thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986845
Then if they open the second bag they find a giant novelty eraser shaped like a vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986727
I've got a Hanjuku, it's easily my favorite hole, my only concern is that it might not be for everyone since the tunnel is fairly wide inside which suits my moderate girth of 5.8 inches around.
Only problem I've experienced is that I got a bit too enthusiastic during one of my sessions and tore the back of the tunnel a bit so it's deeper inside, oh and when washing it I tore the front open a tiny bit because I forced it open too much.

10/10 hole will buy again once I demolish my current one.
If you have any questions let me know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986888
penetrating means open on both ends, IE a open ended tube.

non penetrating means that the end of the onahole is enclosed, like a capped pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986568
Wet Meiki Kiwami is yuge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987559
>Magic Eyes, I would be worried that they put the vagina in upside down or something, they must hire the most indifferent or retarded QA imaginable.
Yes I'm still mad at them for my faulty onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987597
Mine came in normal, being using it for close to a year without any issues.

[Anonymous No.]

any of you fags tried putting this down your dickhole
http://en-nls.com/pict1-44762?c2=16000017
im curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987715
yeah apparently some are fine but some are faulty, i think I just feel jilted from my first purchase of their products

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody ever try freezing their onaholes? If so does anybody have any stories regarding how the experience is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua1SE9eeYwA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987896
Had the R20 down to -10C.

Plasticizer doesn't expand/contract as fast as safeskin does so it ends up forming much more noticeably on the surface layer. The material itself warms back up in about a minute, but your dick is left somewhat cold. The elasticity barely changed but the feeling of a colder texture, especially larger ones can really alert you to the fact that it's there and it's sucking up heat.

Your best bet for low temperature play is to have lube cubes and have a real sloppy time. This way, water sucks up the most heat, not the hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987940
>lube cubes
I didnt even think you could freeze lube.
you learn something new everyday I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16987751
>one-speed vibrator
Am I supposed to stick it in then turn it on? or would it be better to ease it in on a lower setting? Call me nervous but i'd rather have something variable when exploring my dickhole for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988063
If you are new to this, probably the best thing you can get are the silicone probes or something equally elastic. You can get sets of those off amazon.
You want the thing you shove in to be able to adapt to the shape of your dick, otherwise it's not going to be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one around here, who hasn't stuck anything in their dickhole?

[Anonymous No.]

Bored of fapping so gonna buy one of these if i make it a month without fapping. Whats a good onahole i can get in thr uk? ZXY looks pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988458
In the UK you can get pretty much the same as the rest of Europe.
As for a model, I would advice to compare the stats of popular holes mentioned in these threads with the size of your penis and preferences. For instance, if you like to edge for longer than 15 minutes, it's better to get something soft and not particularly stimulating, like Tomax products. Or, if you want a tight and high stim hole, it's better to take a look at loli holes like Lolinco.
ZXY is considered a fairly decent hole around these parts, as far as I remember, but I have not tried it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988522
Thanks anon, 6-6.5 inch here. I like edging a lot but am thinking of cutting fap durations for a while too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988262
I stuck a whole pencil in my urethra point outwards once, it slipped in really easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984734
>it's weird
That's a bit on an understatement. I went into it thinking it was a kind of cute, old fashioned looking SoL manga with hints of darker undertones like the beginning seemed to indicate, but then shit hit the fan.

Good manga, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16977120
Do you know if there are any other holes out there with this fetish as a theme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988262
I'm with you. I'm fine sticking up toys and shit in my arse but I'm never going to insert things in my pee hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986402
>and leave a hole in a parking lot a couple cities over.
What the fuck? Do you live in some hardcore Catholic country where you genuinely need to fear for your life if someone suspects you of fapping?

Just throw it away with the rest of your trash, or if you live with your parents then destroy it then throw it away wrapped up in some old rags. Or do your parents go through the trash regularly looking for evidence of sin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989010
they can smell my cum :( they're like cum bloodhounds or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988262
I've never stuck anything in my dick either, I can't help but think it would hurt. I'm just as perverted as other anons but I can't say I've ever felt the urge to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16988262
I did twice. Both times it was my 3DS stylus after I had made sure it was cleaned and disinfected. Dick burned for hours afterwards both times and it hurt to piss for around 36 hours. On the bright side I blew the biggest loads I ever have by doing it. I don't think I could ever take it to the extreme like some people due where they'll purposely cut a little slit down the middle of their dick just before reaching the frenulum in order to fit bigger things in.

[Anonymous No.]

My spring grab bag and Ju-C1 came in today.
Some parody onahole, 2 1 time use Chu Wet onaholes. Porn mag with dvd. Its like JAV but even more amateur like. Aprons for your dick so you dont get all dirty when going at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989345
>Aprons for your dick so you dont get all dirty when going at it.
Brilliant, Japan, just fucking brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989345
>onaapron
Name and illustration suggests it's for the onahole itself though? Even though I agree. One to keep your balls/taint dry would be convenient and helpful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989345
Looks bit better compared to G project lucky bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986592
I just have them in a cardboard box in my closet.

Nobody disrespects my privacy in my areas but the trash can is public so even though it's unlikely someone may see something there.

I guess I'll just cut it up and throw it in the bin as I take it up to the curb to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989345
Where did you buy the grab bag? How much did you pay for it?

Also the Lovely Cation 2 (VN) hole is actually officially licensed, and from what I've heard it's not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Buyed a Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990069
I got it from Otonajp for 3990 yen. Before golden week sale. Officially licensed lol.
Its really Tiny. Says 14,5cm, but its alot shorter. guess it stretches

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WeIb9G_8gs

[Anonymous No.]

Is it safe to order lolinco to Finland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990485
Very safe, as long you pay taxes. As protip none of my otonajp packages have gotten stuck at customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990485
Does Finland give any fucks at all? I thought it was all memes and autism up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990557
That's pretty much correct, thanks for guys who tried to ban Dragon Ball Z manga as CP.
And after all, even 3DPD magazines are just R15 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990321
That's a manufacturer defect, right? No one can possibly be that small, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16991280
Nope, it's even in the google doc as being like 8cm long in the tunnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990281
>>16990321
>>16991280
I can't even laugh at this. I'm happy that someone out there makes onaholes for truly all sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>rina tore

welp

suggest new holes similar budget please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16986527
Don't ever buy these pieces of shit.

The material is like goo, it will come off, your hand will be covered in residue from the material it's made out of.

If you ever drop it on the floor or get any bit of dirt in it, it will NEVER come off. It is PERMANENTLY dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16989010
Some of the parking lots around me have cameras, the ones a few cities over don't. When I don't want a hole anymore, I normally just toss it out, but this sounded sorta fun. There's no reason to be this upset.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good cheap hipholes? Maybe around $30-$50? My second hole's entrance tore about a month back and has seeps lube out of the end whenever I use it thanks to a tiny hole. For penis reference, I'm about 7"x5.5". My old holes were 6" and 3" respectively.

Bonus points if it has an anal entrance in addition to the vaginal one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990281
I used to have this hole! It's actually really well-made, if not a bit on the small side. Shame I had to toss it due to creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992115
>Shame I had to toss it due to creep.
Due to what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992136
>Most holes should NOT be turned inside out for cleaning, as this stresses the rubber and can shorten the toy's life. If you don't care or are profoundly lazy, feel free to do it anyway. Just don't say we didn't warn you. TOMAX holes can take the abuse, but it is not recommended. Should you flip it, ensure that you spend the least amount of time possible when flipped. Creep occurs the most when flipped, compared to use. Creep is a time dependent deformation. While some may argue that onahole death by creep will happen outside its life span, this guide is here to help take care, not test.
https://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Heh. I accidentally left the hole flipped for about two days and totally forgot about it. When I went to get the hole for a good fap I came back to a disgusting sight. Tossed it immediately afterwards. Never let your hole creep...

[Anonymous No.]

Today I discovered that foam pillows work very well for a hands free onahole slot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16990263

How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992149
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992182
Same concept as those air pillows they sell online with the hole for onahole
Use a foam pillow that has a foam shell but shredded foam inside
Cut a moderate slit on the side
Sew in a simple onahole sized fabric pocket or sock into the pillow hole
Now cover your onahole with a sock and you can insert it for hands free fun

[Anonymous No.]

>want something not too massive for better hiding, but with a lot of weight
>hear good things about puni dx
>$130 before shipping
>my budget is $130 exactly
>won't be able to get lube
>won't be able to get a bag
>won't be able to get disinfectant
>have to choose slowest shipping
Should I just wait?
I've already been blue balling for like a week, and if I wait a couple weeks for more money that means a couple more weeks for shipping, which means no decent fap until June

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992214
Just fucking wait. If you get it you'll try to figure out someway to fuck it without having lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992232
Well... it probably comes with a sample

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992240
And how long is that sample going to last you? A fap or two? Just wait till you can buy a 360ml bottle and actually get some decent time out of it instead of being so desperate right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992240
It does come with a small bottle of lube, it's not the best quality though. Although anything beats the shitty ketchup packet Magic Eyes gives out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992247
Fuck it, I'm gonna sell some video games in the morning.
I can make this work one way or another.
>>16992317
I have not heard a single good thing about magic eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992350

jesus christ are you still the poorfag that got a factory defect.

go back a billion threads newfag, many people have magic eyes holes and cum hard in them.
i've had tomax, toys heart, puni ana spdx, tengas, npg, and magic eyes are still my go to every night even when their life spans aren't as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974668
whats some good way to fap iwth your onahole?

what should i watch?

what do u guys do

[Anonymous No.]

Magic Eyes is fine. The whole worry comes from MoT, and we all know the lube packet that isn't honkijiru is useless.

Hell even Alice Da yo had a 90deg rotated tunnel.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys have any onaholes you regret buying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Dolphin soft, Romanesco soft , Lilith Uterus normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Student Councl President, sorta. I wish it was more than just a glorified cock ring, but its also nice to be able to give feedback for it to prevent anons from making the same "mistake", but its also like $30 so i don't truthfully regret it.

Hopefully they'll make a 2.0 down the road that has the internal actually feel like something, cause the entrance is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Dolphin normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16991699
Sounds like a Fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606

Venus Real Soft

But that's because I'm a micro dicked asian and cut, hence I naturally prefer omega dick bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992609
>>16992640
I just ordered a hard, will I regret it?
I go through archive and internet review, and I thought dolphin is good.
I only had R-20 and Venus Clone soft before, both are recommended by the internet, and I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

How do these compare to fapping by hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992888
life changing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992774
The dolphin is great. I got it in normal and won't hesitate to get another one should anything ever happen to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992964
link to the onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974668
Can I use cocaine instead of corn starch/talc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992964
Is the 3 cervixes part hard to clean? From the look of it, I guess it should be.
I usually clean them with soap and finger, so cleaning shouldn't be that big of a problem, but drying looks kinda hard without fliping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993038
link to the dolphin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992982
>>16993046
Google ''dolphin+onahole''
It should be on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

>no domestic Canadian stores with import holes like the R-20
>amazon.ca wants $75 for a $35 hole
>other sites are customs bullshit I don't want to deal with even if it isn't loli stuff
I thought we were signing trade deals with these faggots where are the rubber fuckables for the little guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993038
I thought it was going to be difficult to clean, but it's actually really easy to clean
you just rinse it out and scrape with your finger to get rid of everything inside
and then you just roll up a paper towel and ease it in and then squeeze the hole and knead it a bit, and then slowly pull the paper towel out
afterwards just check with your finger again to make sure there aren't any wet spots

[Anonymous No.]

how do i get a Venus Real in canada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993198
Queencat, Amazon (it will come from Queencat), or forwarder from Daimaoh in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993198
Send an email to queencat requesting a PayPal invoice and shipping to Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993228
amazon does not have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993233
He's probably talking about amazon.com, not ca. They won't ship it to Canada either way. Only way is to email Queencat direct or import with a forwarder.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the longest amount of time you've held off on cleaning an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993486
About 12 hours, because I was planning on having a triple go at it (new onahip) in a single day. I did seal the holes during downtimes to restrict air flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993486

12 hours. I had to do something right afterwards and forgot to clean it the whole day. Stank when it poured out but still cleaned up fine. It was a virgin age admission.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any experiences trying to use their onahole in the shower? How was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993680
Besides the inconvenience of having to use it while standing, water can get in and dilute the lube and make it less effective. I usually use it right before I get in the shower for easy and immediate cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

What should I go for between the R-20 or SCP if I'm looking for an anal hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993883
SCP is trash, R20 isn't an anal hole but it's head and shoulders above the SCP

[Anonymous No.]

>get t-boned by a drunk driver at 2 in the afternoon
>some small fractures
>lots of brusing
>medication pretty much prevents getting erections
>still 2 weeks left
why do I feel regret buying my doll now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994130
you can still cuddle, get to know her better.

[Anonymous No.]

I am 7.25" , will I be able to use a puni dx without going all the way through it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994470
It's 8.6" and there's a hole at the end, so I guess you'd be fine.

On a related note, are there any decent large hips? They don't have to be as massive this webm (which is $1000), but something wider than 10" with a good ass and less than $400 (preferably a lot less).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994555
Guy is living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984522
Just don't get a loli one. My 17 Bordeaux passed customs easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992632
How about this thing?
https://www.motsutoys.com/senpai-who-i-look-up-to-was-a-pretty-barriered-girl.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994727
That looks pretty nice actually, anyone have experience with ToysHeart Real Skin? I've gotten used to soft toys and Safe Skin definitely isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994555
>dollar store panties
disgusting
>>16994581
OK we're improving

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992350
Magiceyes make good onaholes, their QA is a bit shit so you might get one that has something wrong with it, but otherwise they are good holes.

>>16992392
I really should stop complaining about magiceyes, its not very good for the community to keep shitting on them just because of one factory defect, I suppose I should give them a second chance, I might buy a Rina since everyone says that she's a great onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

i doubt anyone was planning on buying this, but if you were, dont
the hole is really tiny, i couldnt stick it in at all
smaller than any loli hole i've used
i wasnt expecting it to be good in the first place, but it was a lot worse than i thought
it does come with two cell phones straps though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Rina. I've never had a hole deteriorate on me as quickly as that one.

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone tried the Toyheart passionate wife? Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16991699
Can attest to Ride material being unsanitary as fuck.

No matter how much you wash and powder it

UNCLEAN

[Anonymous No.]

Will a frenulum piercing break onaholes
Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

As a soon to be new onahole owner, do you use any special disinfectant at all when cleaning? Or just normal soap and warm water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995829
most certainly, its a hard non flesh thing rubbing on rubber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995862
bleach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995856
if you want you can, personally I only use hot water and hand soap, but I feel I'm really thorough, and always make sure they are 100% dry with a small desk fan and paper towels.

[Anonymous No.]

Just ordered a puni dx, my first hip. I am rather excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995913
Hope you don't live in Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995995
Who the hell would live in there lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996038
Canadians and moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995872
I wasn't sure if it was safe using stronger stuff, I know the material is porous and wasn't sure if it might slowly disintegrate it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996266
it might, it might not, rubber vaginas arent an exact science.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the best thing i can get in canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996406
anything as long as the distributer you order it from can remove illegal artwork, and that you can afford Canada tax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992888
Onaholes are much better but I've gone back to using my hand after a few years and only use onaholes once in a while now when I feel in the mood. Too much work to use discreetly, clean, and hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>wednesday
>already have 30+ work hours this week
What is a good discreet-looking onahole to fap myself into a coma over the weekend with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992142
Poor Hinata.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good fellatio onaholes out there, or are they just a meme?
suggestions and experiences appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

After his thread steered me away from Tenga, I made my first onahole purchase today.
Went with Puni Virgin 1000 soft since the reviews were overwhelmingly positive.
Was hesitant until I saw that toy demon offered a "hold package at fedex location" option.
Not only is shipping cheaper but I can just tell my family I'm going for a walk and stow the items in my backpack and bring it home.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really have this much trouble with snooping family members/roommates? Whenever I've lived with people we usually respect each other's privacy or I'd just keep my door locked when I'm not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996807
Just dont stop if they walk in on you and if they open your shit just show no shame, only excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996807
I just don't want to risk this being the one time things go south. I'd much rather they go for one of my more benign packages if they're gonna open it.
Been really cool about it up to now but more and more as I get packages the questions start popping up:
"What did you order?"
"Where's it from?"
And I feel like I'm not far from a privacy breach.
I'm also very paranoid though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996814
In a family as religious as mine, my life would be over.
Which is weird, because using a toy isn't any worse than fapping at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996789
it's a great toy, probably one of my favorites. it's crazy soft, so please be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

i ordered lilith from amazon, because i have prime and didnt want to order from japan. mfw i realize it's 16$ cheaper on queencat :( prime is such a ripoff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996866
the material is on the harder side and it's pretty mediocre in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996909
>>16996878
I'll find out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be getting some extra cash soon. Is this badboy (Punifuwamotch2000) really worth it? (It's 100$ after I get a new bottle of ontayasu lube)

Also, how big is this thing? I share a somewhat small dorm with someone else, and I'd hate for the dude to find my plastic vagina. I don't own any drawers myself to put this in... So could it fit inside of a tupperware container or something similar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16995856
i just run it under hot water for about 40 seconds and dry it with toilet paper. i should probably give it an alcohol bath sometime soon, lest i get dick rabies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997350
Was thinking of ordering this also, got the pic from QueenCat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974668
First onahole need advice? Should I go with the Meiki ZXY or the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco? What's the difference between the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco and the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997736
My understanding is that the virgo is larger and not as tight. I have the regular one and it tore after first use. If you don't have a tiny nip dick, I recommend getting the virgo.

[Anonymous No.]

>people say asians having small dicks is a stereotype
>asian male sex toys are all too small for foreigners
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

What sorts of skin diseases can you get from poor onahole hygene? I developed something that looks like ringworm/jock itch but it hasn't been responding at all to any of the creams or sprays I've bought, or stuff like vinegar so I think it might be something else. I'm not going to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997861
>I'm not going to a doctor
But why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997887
I can't just show a stranger my no zone. Also it'd be a big hassle, I'd only go to a doctor if I think my life is in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997894
Which is why you should go to a doctor now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997861
I had something really similar. does it flake off, red, and burn?

Canesten/antifugnals did nothing
Betamethzone made it worse
It took a month of Protopic and a dermatologist vist to fix (Dermatitis) Had it for 2 years and was horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

puni dx VS puni spdx VS Sujiman Kupa Cocolo?

Has anyone here tried more than one of these? Or any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997920
It's red but it doesn't really flake or cause any discomfort right now. It did get really itchy when I started applying Lotromin ultra but that stopped after 3 days, even though it didn't fade at all.
Since there's no discomfort I'm considering just giving up and hoping it goes away on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997736
>Should I go with the Meiki ZXY or the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997894
Why do you care if a stranger sees it?
He's probably seen thousands of dicks and some more mangled than yours.

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>>16997963
No one sees my no zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997967
would you rather have your dick fall off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997984
If I start to see signs of necrosis sure I'll call somebody, but I'm not going to go in for an examination just for an annoyance.

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>>16997992
It'll be too late by then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997992
By the time that happens it'll be too late.

Enjoy the results of being a lazy filthy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997925
I prefer larger holes and the SPDX is the largest of the three, as such it's my all time favourite hole. I wish it were less soft because I like dick bullies. I love dressing her up and if she ever goes out I'll probably buy a second one. The skeleton helps her keep her shape in any position. I love it!

The DX is pretty good, but I personally don't like half-hips. It's really easy to clean because the hole goes all the way through, but I poke through If I get too carried away. This is probably the best intro to hip onaholes

The COCOLO is my least favourite of the three, it's much smaller than I originally thought, but it's the cheapest so it's good on a budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997951
There's not a lot of talk about the Meikis here, especially since the alleged manufacturing changes. Lolinco is a common recommendation and works fine for a starter hole, but beware MagicEyes QC. Still worth it though imo.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried mouth of truth and lolico. Is there any hole that are hard so I can get the feel like when I use my hand grasping the tip. My girth and length is not big

[Anonymous No.]

>>16976926
why don't they ever show these being used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998041

How much does the skeleton stretch?

Also, I also see the Puni 3D. It's much cheaper. I don't know if I want to spend $190 on an onahole...

but it looks so small. Has anyone used the 3D? I have a thick penis and I worry the end will be too tight to penetrate.

[Anonymous No.]

Tip for people with small tears in their onahole. You can use a high heated lighter to slightly melt the onahole so it glues back so there's no leaking when jizzing inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997951
Do you like a penis bully?

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>>16997861
i was using my ona for 5 months with really poor hygiene

literally cum, leave it sitting for a few hours
wash it with water only, dont dry and put away

i did check for mold but couldnt see anything

[Anonymous No.]

The guide says the Puni DX is a hole for large penises, but isn't it a loli hole?

Also, does this apply to the SPDX?

I'm 7.25x6.7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998212
You do really wanna use anti bacterial soap or detol. I sonetimes leave onahole jizz sit overnight but I ALWAYS use anti bacterial soap when cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997807
Well the thing about stereotypes is that theyre usually true...

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>>16998218
my hole died on me when i warmed it up one day though

so i'm looking for a new one, care to recommend one on this site? wanta.co.uk

they're expensive with a small collection but its better than having to import, my budget is around 40

[Anonymous No.]

Was thinking of buying the Puni Hole DX. Already have a Lilith Uterus, but I want a hole that I can thrust into like I'm having sex. Is this one big enough for that? Also, is it hard to clean?

Usually I just spray water inside my other hole, dry out the inside with a microfiber cloth and then leave it out for a bit. Sometimes I have to put corn starch on it so it doesn't get sticky. Am I gonna have to corn starch this entire thing every time I wanna use it? I really appreciate it, dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998212
if you are the same guy with the dick rot, you probably have a bacterial infection, not fungal.

Use soap you dirty fuck, or succumb to natural selection via dickrot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998230
The puni DX is probably one of the easiest hips to clean, but because of the hole any longer than 6" and you'll poke through.

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>>16998226
Look at motsutoys, they're in The Netherlands and their prices and shipping make them cheaper than wanta even though they're outside the UK. IIRC they had a slightly bigger selection too. One of the goods things about the EU is that it's almost like you're not importing it so you don't have to go pay tax or any of that shit before it's released to be delivered to you or collected.

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>>16998264
I think I'm like 7 inches. Is there some kind of bigger version? That'd kinda piss me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998265
https://www.motsutoys.com/puniana-3d.html

or

https://www.motsutoys.com/gokusai-monster-alraune.html

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any experience building automatic masturbators? I feel like you'd be able to put something together with a power drill somehow but I can't think of how to properly secure the hole.

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>>16997861
Serves you right. This is what laziness rewards you with. Next time learn to properly clean your shit, and be responsible with other things in life as well.

- Mom

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>>16997992
being this retarded

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>>16997967
>No one sees my no zone.
Clearly you are a child.

>>16998173
>How much does the skeleton stretch?
Not the other anon but it's a skeleton - it doesn't stretch. Things like the rib-cage are slightly compressible, though.

>>16998216
I wouldn't call SPDX a loli hole but it clearly is modeled to look like a loli. I am 7.25x5.5 and mine only has a minor tear to the outer labia, which has zero effect on use.

Two slightly negative things to note about SPDX:
- it is reasonably difficult to clean (difficultly of about 6-7 out of 10); mostly due to its size but also because the tunnel structures are quite deep and they are joined.
- it will need powdering, to keep it feeling soft and skin-like (and it does feel great when powdered).
That said, it's a great toy and I enjoy using mine when I have the time.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fuck a hip?
Do you put it on the table and then piston your hips? If yes, isn't that tiring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998437
If I am 7 inches, I won't pop out the back of the Puni DX, will I? Where can I find the SPDX? Is it a bigger version?

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>>16998450
I don't have a DX, so I don't know.

SPDX is a torso, so it's much bigger. I don't know where you are but you can get it from NLS, OtonaJP and JewDemon, at least.

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>>16998479
It's so much more expensive. And I have to powder it? Doesn't that kinda suck powdering that MASSIVE thing?

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>>16998483
It's more taxing than a one-handed ona that's for sure, but I don't really mind it. Also, you don't need too much powder, I use mine probably three times a week and I only need to buy a new bottle of powder once a month.

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>>16998483
Of course it's more expensive - it's probably at least three times the size of a DX. Powdering certainly adds time to the cleaning process but it's worth it; it takes about two minutes with a foundation/blush makeup brush.

SPDX should not be your first or only toy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998501
I have a lilith uterus, but I think I want a big expensive hole I can fuck into like I'm having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998444
Lotus, missionary, cow, rev cow, doggy, on your knees, while sitting on your ankles. Have it sit on your face. My back hurts during cowgirl so I tend to just sit down or go seiza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998556
Can you even do those with just a hip?
Don't you need full-body doll for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998566
Yeah you can still do those. Depending in the hip design you may have to hold it in weird angles, and going doggy on my kiwami fucks up my wrists so I tend to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.]

How is the stimulation from the Punk? Does it have a great/unique stimulation compared to other holes? Or are you just paying because it's a hip?

I was thinking of buying a hip or maybe just an insert hip where you can put in your onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

I figure I'll ask here since the considerable text resources from the start of the thread didn't give me the breakdown I wanted:
What's the best hands-free male masturbation device (or device combo), between all eastern and western manufacturers, that is suitable for a man over six feet and primarily uses hip thrusting?
I ask this because at 28 I'm still fapping three times a day but I'm starting to notice repetitive stress be a problem. Having something to hump would be swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998840
>How is the stimulation from the Punk?
From the what now?

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>>16998914
Hands free like something mechanical that moves an object for you, or something to hump vaguely on the bed? If it's the latter, go get the nui on QC and stuff the leg, butt and hip area excessively so it doesn't crumple as much. This way you can prone bone it. Alternatively you can have it lay on top of you, while you thrust from beneath and use a tablet or something to read doujins/watch things. Hell if you want, stuff the thigh area with heavy duty water balloons to keep them weighted for a better cowgirl. Large hips aren't very suitable as they would tend to slip to the sides or at least try to roll off you once it begins to get unbalanced.

If it's the former, however, I'm still working on a stroking machine that works in a similar fashion to those rocking chairs that swing a dildo back and forth, but with a hole holder at the front, sliding in a natural fashion.

Or if you want to go full ham on this, get a silicone doll, they're rather weighty and hold their shape, however I wouldn't rely on keeping them stable in a few odd positions. Really depends on what you mean by hands free.

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>>16998158
So they can still put it on youtube/niconico

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>>16999147
To clarify - I don't actually have enough experience with anything other than hand-on-dick fapping to have preferences, but I was definitely more in the mind of humping something.
I'm a little bothered by dolls, especially ones that are too papery or light. Do you think something like a large hip or fixed mount for a fleshlight could be worth it?
And as for fully automated devices, I'd only want one of those when they had good scripts for porn games or fap hero.

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>>16999199
A large hip tends to stretch and flex during use, so going prone bone/missionary tends to stretch it laterally as you're trying to shove your dick as far up in there as possible, which isn't the best for the hole. A plush doesn't really have this problem. Fixed mounting is an option, and there are other universal mounts if you google or search hard enough. Hell you can even get some printed if you're savvy enough/pay someone enough. The problem with mounts, is, well, the thing you're mounting it to. It won't be as flexible and versatile, and to be quite frank the majority of mounts are quite badly designed with suction as its source of stability. Sure it may be sturdy and would hold up quite well in use, but the design ends up needing a specific environment, one perhaps without the comfort of a bed, needing a solid, smooth wall and whatnot. Even those sex chair-esque mounts would be better, but those all serve the same purpose as a plush, albeit less portable/storable.

Hip pressure is much better than sole groin pressure in regards to this sort, so a plush would be ideal for such an experience. Nothing like shoving your hips onto another hip. Having a sole tube being forced onto your groin isn't as great, but hey whatever.

As for automated devices, the ones being made/already made are all shit. Lack of control, feedback, safety in future design(working on it!), centralized control/code and versatility. Western ones are worse in this aspect, especially the dreaded crowd funded ones.

Not much of a wide range of options, best to use your imagination and creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998041
>Dressing her up
To what extent? What kind of clothes fit? Pics?

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>>16997894
That stranger's entire job revolves around looking at sick dicks. That stranger has received specialized education, specifically focused on sick dicks. He has made a conscious decision to study sick dicks for years. He gets paid good money for looking at sick dicks. He gets prestige and promotions based on the rarity and complicatedness of dick sickness he treats.

Go see a fucking doctor you cuntnugget.

[Anonymous No.]

I am morally conflicted as fuck.

On one hand - I live alone and have tons of disposable income. I can buy myself a $1k doll each month and not feel any negative influence on my daily budget. Fucking it will probably feel as much better than fucking a hip, as it feels better fucking a hip over using an onahole. Dressing it up in vidya cosplay, classy lingerie and all the different fetish gear will probably be tons of fun as well. And I will not have to sleep alone anymore. All in all it will probably improve my quality of life significantly.

On the other - that's a huge moral commitment. Suddenly you are not simply a dude who likes to jerk it with style, you are "the creepy doll guy". And that's a high threshold to overcome. Even if others don't know - you yourself still know. You basically throw in the towel as a biological male - you refuse to seek a biological female, using an artificial substitute instead. And you can't just discreetly cut up and throw away 60 pounds of silicone and metal skeleton framing. Or hide it and the clothes under the bed when guests come over.

But it's so pretty and the boobs are so big and I can get my own 2B to fuck, but damn it, I don't want to give up the hope for real human companionship yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999518
>I don't want to give up the hope for real human companionship yet.
Too late for that anon.
Too late.

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>>16999518
You're beginning to transition from normlafag to Anon.

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>>16999518
I'm not even fapping with style atm :(

Gonna wait the end of my month to get my first onahole. Pretty hyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999518
Where do you even find one?

And what's your job? Having over 1k disposable income every month is mindblowing me

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>>16999518
I have the same doll in your pic, even recognize the filename from amazon.

But I do not know what this whole biological male nonsense is about. But having this doll calms me the fuck down, having that morning powerful orgasm really makes it easier to think clearly and deal with female co-workers. Oh and being bored some nights and cant sleep and having the ability to put a load in Tifa really knocks you out.

Dating as become much easier since its not always about sex and lots of times you can avoid a terrible encounter with say a single mother or someone trying real hard to hide track marks who wears a long sleeve shirt on a hot as fuck day.

And one huge thing is what you said, dressing it up. Finding a woman who is cool with it, and better yet knows what outfit it is, is so hard to find. You either have to deal with someone who does not take care of themselves, or some stuck up cunt who gets uncomfortable halfway through dressing up.

>And you can't just discreetly cut up and throw away 60 pounds of silicone
Yeah you can. Did this with my first 4ft high test doll. Take a sharp knife like one used in arts and crafts or hobbies, remove silicone, cut into even smaller bits if you desire and toss them out in different trash cans/days/shawshank that bitch. and a few tools you can take apart the skeleton with ease, or just toss it as is.

Huh that sounds way more horrifying typing it out then when I did it.

But yeah, unless you have people barging into your place of living without announcement and runs strait to your bedroom for reasons, you can easily hide the doll under your bed in one of those sliding plastic containers, or in your closet and still entertain. Get the doll, fuck your 2Bs, fuck your touhous, fuck your other vidya women of choice

Oh one last thing, do not leave the clothing on the doll overnight unless the entire outfit is white cotton stuff, it will stain the doll. most of my outfits are Velcro strapon stuff. Like with Tifa's outfit I just rip the skirt and t off when finished, and most of my bed linens are white cotton sheets

>>16999678
Fucking Amazon of all places. All Departments>Health and Household>Sexual Wellness>Men's Toys>Sex Dolls and Masturbators

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999535
>Too late for that anon.
>Too late.
it's never felt more true reading this

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>>16999683
Any more pics of the doll in cosplay outfits?

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>>16996702
There was some anon back in a few threads that was shilling this one
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39184?c2=9999
and he said it was the best one he used, tho it's also on special order, and is almost $60. Hot Powers in general (the makers of this one) seem to make quite a bit of fellatio holes, and it would be nice to get some more feedback besides "MoT or Nothing"

[Anonymous No.]

Just got this, my first hole. Decided to go with this Campus Life Athlete Type since it was relatively inexpensive but I still liked the look of the inside, I wanted something towards the penis bully side of the scale and it looks fairly tight and stimulating. I was going to get cheap supermarket water-based lube because I didn't want to shell out the extra dough for this stuff, but everything I read said it really makes the experience better and that Onatsuyu was a go to brand. I'm going to wait until tomorrow before I try it out, I've fapped too much the last few days and my dick isn't at 100% right now; I need my body to be ready for the intense orgasm I wish to inflict upon myself.

Also, three days to ship straight to my door from Motsutoys in the Netherlands. Quick as fuck thanks to no customs, but I still didn't expect it for another few days hence I wasn't in nofap mode. Half the time I don't get things I order from my own country that quickly.

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>>16997894
Fucking 3rd worlders.
Remember kids, losing your dick is a danger to ones life, and I would actually neck myself if I lost function to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999868
I really think Japan made a fucking art from making onahole covers that turn you on hard. Just seeing that bitch on the cover makes me want to rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999312
Not to the extent of what you could do with a full doll, but I can fit little girls clothing on her.

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>>16998501

What would a good first toy be then? I was looking at the tubomi, but I couldn't find it on toydemon or coolmalesextoy and I would prefer to order domestically and to a place that also ships to a fedex location, as with my current living arrangements I don't have my own address.

What about the Puni 3D? Girl in the box?

I want something that looks like a little girl, albeit preferably still able to accommodate my size (I'm >>16998216 )

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>>16999678

Not him but that sounds pretty normal even for entry-level positions in many technical fields. Average engineering/cs/etc starting salaries are usually $60-70k/yr, and that's including people who are borderline incompetent and barely got their degree, as well as people living in the middle of nowhere with very low costing living. Standard starting offers at good companies for programmers are 100-120k base + enough to push that close to 200k once you consider bonus/stock/etc. I'm a programmer pretty fresh out of college and I have easily over $6k/mo in money left over after rent/taxes/food/transportation/etc. That's also excluding bonuses, stock, etc that I get on a non-monthly basis.

Of course I just put it all into savings. No sane person would use all (or even a substantial portion of) their disposable income on dolls/onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999912
Sometimes I get off looking at the packaging. Not just the onaholes but the art for vibrators and outfits too. Toysheart, Tamatoys et al really know their audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999912
>>17000150
I know what you mean, it would sound silly to people who don't like this sort of thing but it's quite hot to see a girl and then pictures of, supposedly, what her pussy is like. Thought I have to say I don't think the art on this one is all that great. Not because of the composition or the character design, her demeanor is sexy and I like the midriff etc, but I think it could have been a lot better if the same character design and pose was done by better artist. Seeing it in real life is nice though, I never really buyfag anything so apart from on my computer screen I never see hot girls or h-manga, it's nice to actually have something in front of you; I can quite see why people hotglue figures. I think I'll keep the box.

[Anonymous No.]

Also does anyone know what this says/indicates? I'm guessing it illustrates what kind of hole it is e.g. hard or soft, high stim etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000054
whats your salary and what college did you go to?

$6k a month after everything is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999030
Meant Puni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000032
If it's your first I'd recommend the Lolinco Virgo or the COCOLO. They're under $100, and fit me at 6.5.

>>17000347
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000054
>$6k/mo in money left over
I just can't believe this is possible.

But I'm Europoor living in 3rd world country, so what do I know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000365
>$6k disposable

I wanted to get this cleared up too. In the UK, which is up there in salaries (even though its dirt poor), $6k per month is £4,630 a month or £55,608 a year after tax, tax here is 40% so pretax that would be £85k a year, probably close to £95-100k after expenses - senior executives earn this much here, the max fresh grads make is £40k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996789
It arrived today!
Taking it home from fedex was smooth. Box fit in my backpack perfectly.
But I can't use it until my cleaning supplies and towels arrive from amazon...

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>>16996819
If you always tell them what you order, except for the times you order stuff you don't want them to know, they'll be suspicious.

If you NEVER tell them what you order, even when it's harmless, they'll leave you alone eventually (especially if you catch them snooping and get angry)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000404
Fuckin hell 40% income tax. Where I live income tax is 3%, how is Bongland still so poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000458
The money probably disappears in utopic government programs that become exponentially more expensive every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000217
red - tight
green - loose
yellow - low stimulation
orange - high stimulation

green - standard

so this one is average tightness and high stimulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000458
what's the US income tax rate? Isn't it like 30%?

I know the UK is cucked beyond repair when it comes to taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000458
well, he's making doctor/lawyer money and he didn't indicate any tax shelters so 40% sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000420
You could just clean it without specialized supplies and equipment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000468
roughly. and fyi it's not a flat rate. using arbitrary values to demonstrate, it's 20%for the first $40k you earn. money earned between $40-$80k is taxed at 25% and $80-$120k would be like 30% etc. or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000365
I'm Czech. Software developer. 2 years experience. Here is how my monthly money looks like:

>total $2739
>social security $511
>health insurance $184
>taxes $551
>rent $368
>food $245
>other $82
>disposable $798

Excluding bonuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000186
There should be a market for all the discarded boxes of holes shipped to unenlightened countries. I would line my spare room with them, for future sessions, and funsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000425
I just make something up for the times I don't want them to know
>manga arrives fron amazon
>what's in the box?
>comics
>hentai arrives from out of country
>what's in the box?
>comics in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000535
>good old fashioned lying
YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000473
True. It does cone with a sponge on a stick, but my main concern is storage. Toy demon didn't have the proper sized bags in stock so I ordered one off amazon along with disinfectant and towels and micro fiber cloths

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000538
Well the anon was making it sound like I just straight up told them everything when they asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000458
Because the wonders of socialism, we get to pay all our money in one tax or another and in return get broken and quickly overwhelmed welfare programmes. And we're told we should be very grateful for living in such an advance, developed and ethical country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000557
There is no issue being required to pay your social and health security. Its just the immigration was fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000528
>>17000186
They should at least post the pictures online, so we can fap to them properly. Or even make a little comic/CG set around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16993250
Yeah this is how you order from canada, email them. Its the old from the counter bartering. Payment is paypal. I ordered from them 2 years ago.

In my case i had funds ready, but i as what really happens when paypal fund are out and you credit card is ready, is payment just as fast or does paypal put on hold for days? Palpal has always been slow as a canadan adding funds (half a week) and i do not want H toy sellers wait on it.


I came back to this thread after years of enjoying Venus real soft. Why is the dolphin hole is/not meme'ing? Looks interesting, old threads say it unique over the venus.

>>16996807
I get nervous when a family member alludes to my hidden corners/boxes, not sure if their comment means clean up the space or they know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000567
Puni Ana DX comes with a disk that has the cover art and some other stuff, don't know if any others do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000570
>having onaholes
>not considering the possibility someone will find it

if it exists somewhere in the house, it's only a matter of time before someone who lives there finds it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000466
I see, thanks.

>>17000567
That would be cool, I suppose since they'll be copyrighted you won't find them on pixiv or anything although I'd wager most of the artists they contract are on there, or were.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that SCP is loud when you use it, but mine doesn't seem loud at all. Well, at least not any louder than the ceiling fan. Am I doing something wrong? Where does the loudness normally come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000582
Nah. I hide it with my stuff and I'll either move out and take it with me or destroy it before it gets found out.
If I ever get called out I'm just gonna own it though.
Yeah, I masturbate. Bug whoop. I'm not doing drugs or taking it up the butt, so why should they care?
It's just embarrassing that I am at the desperation point where ny hand isn't enough anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000606
There is nothing embarassing about taking your masturbatory methods seriously, don't let any woman or white knight tell you otherwise.
Women can feel "empowered" for shoving a plastic molding up their cunts and buttholes, whats so wrong of us sticking our dick in a plastic hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>live in midwest USA
>order from toy demon with slowest shipping
>arrives the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000615
Thanks anon.
That does sound reasonable when you put it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000622
It's just some weird social stigma with sex toys, women are encouraged to buy dildos and vibrators, but it's seen as desperate if a man buy a plastic vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000634
It is not weird.

If woman does it, it means she doesn't want to get "used" yet.
If man does it, it means he gave up in looking for mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000644
I have a female friend who uses dildos for the latter reason.
She is kinda ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000644
>If man does it, it means he gave up in looking for mate.

Me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000794
Same ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996909
are you sure you had the fuwatoro? it's the softest toy ive owned. the inside is boring but that never mattered to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Venus real regular popped a hole at the end of the toy after 4 months of rough-near daily-multiple uses. It was definitely worth every penny. Going to buy again, maybe in hard this time..

[Anonymous No.]

Any thoughts on the "Real Onahip" (RIARU) by exe?

[Anonymous No.]

Decided to try out all the Alice's, gonna probably get that new micro USB ona warmer too since my second warmer is starting to fail me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997350
It's nothing special. The doggystyle design and weight is top but the tunnels just aren't stimulating enough, well for me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001163
I've heard warmers are a meme.
Do they actually make that big a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001366
is it easy to hide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001429
I never use mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999683
>I have the same doll in your pic, even recognize the filename from amazon.
Sweet! Can you write a review?
Also got some direct questions:
1) It has both vagina and anus, right? Are they connected? What's your size, are they tight? Is the mouth usable?
2) Is washing and drying the holes as much of a pain in the ass as I suspect it is?
3) How's the quality overall? Did you need to work over fuse marks or something?
4) Are the breasts soft or hard? Is the ass fat?
5) For how long did you have this doll? What's the expected usage period before shit starts breaking down?
6) Any other tips beside removing clothes?

Post more pix plox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000606
While it is not inherently bad to masturbate it is still not a topic for polite conversation. Just like your female family members don't discuss their periods with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001525
>don't discuss their periods with you.
What century do you live in? Females nonchalantly discuss their masturbation and periods now. Cunts in the 21st century aren't inhibited at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001511
1.0) Vagina, Anus and Mouth
1.1) Not connected
1.2) 7 inches long, 5.5 circ, they are moderately tight, not a dick bully, but not a penis pillow
1.2.1) I cannot hit the back of the vagina with 7 inches, but there is a little resurvior (sp) for the load. I can hit the back of the anus easily enough, and there is another little pocket for the cum. and the mouth is only like 4 or 5 inches deep and it is the tightest hole
Protip, push down on the abdomen or back depending on which hole you are going to use to get out as much air as possible
1.3) yes, the makeup/lipstick comes off during use but its not off putting. have a cloth or something nearby to catch your spunk or youll be cleaning its chin/breasts/stomach

2) Get a rod of some type that is thin enough to clean without breaking and fit inside because of the cloth adding girth, get car microfiber cloths. To really get it in there you need to hook your finger in, pull up and slide the rod in and jiggle it around and pulling out to change place on the cloth. Google what a Wooden Dowel is and get those.

3) I am guessing fuse marks are like seams, like up and down the doll where they put the two halves together, its not bad.

4) The breasts are soft. I dont know what magic is inside of them but there is like an inch of the silicone to form the shape of the breast and air inside. And when I squeeze them hard the body DOES NOT expand to displace the squeezed air. Magic or somethings. They. Are. Soft.

5) about a year now. the anus tore a few months ago but it took a few seconds of soldering and its back to normal. noticeable, but it didnt tear again after many uses

6) git stronk or get creative. the doll is like 70~ ish pounds and to easily dress it you need to hold it up via the back and slip on the pants and such. tops are easy enough with the doll sitting. but sometimes I get the doll straitened out, put a pillow under its butt and slip on stuff that way

Also, get the standing feet option. will look like the pic and unless you are really into feet, you are going to want the extra footing for bending it over your bed, chair, etc. Without the Standing Feet option the heels will have some metal and it will pretty much be like pipe cleaner from the heel to the ball of the foot. I always leave socks on my doll. While I do love anime feet and stuff there is so much more fun things to do with the doll. Attempting to stand the doll without Standing Feet will cause damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001658
>Google what a Wooden Dowel is
do people need to google that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001696
I did not know what they were until this doll/these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001658
At what point in the order do you specify customization options like feet type? Any other available options?
Do you have to write it in the order form on Amazon? Or will the seller contact you after order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001658
Thank you, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

I read that the Puni Ana SPDX requires "powdering"

Can I find this magic powder on any european online retailer or do I have to import from Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001716
should be drop down menus and such, and mine came by default.

Also, if you want a certain wig/eyes contact the seller before shipping.

Oh and cleaning the entire doll, like every 3 or so months I give it a full body sponge bath minus the head. After pat drying it I give it a full body baby powdering.

But if you pull out and cum on the belly/tits you need to wipe it down and powder the used area. I did that super semen regiment for creamy pure white semen for awhile and enjoyed watching my cum run down its chin onto the tits/belly. so lightly sponge bath, dry and powder the area where semen was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001525
>female family members don't discuss their periods with you.
Do we live on different planets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Magic Eyes Alraune. Material was super stiff and smelled awful and it tore after the first use. Only used it twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001429
One time I used my warmer and then I came instantly from penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001163
Alice Firststage comes with a very sizable bottle of lube, and the guy on blog onahole eu compared it to Onayatsu.
Just want to let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997350
>>16997422
got it off amazon for around 80, anus already has a couple tears around the entrance. also the outta wall of the vagina section has a super thin spot I don't use because I'd rather not poke through it. at 5 inches or more using it you'll poke out the back end of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16992606
Tenga flip. Feels like fucking something that wasn't made for masturbation but something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002069
Really? I was thinking of buying one sometime.
Which one did you get and why exactly don't you like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002053
Damn, that's a shame. Do you have any other hips that you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001705
Really? The term really is self descriptive, like steel rod or white paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001784
>sponge bath, dry and powder
Sounds sexy, and yet somehow still adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002137
well the Punifuwamotch2000 is the only hip I have. I'd try the puni ana dx since it's bit larger length wise. just shop around and see some reviews for hips and see what works best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999799
>vampire fangs
not sure if kinky or weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002222
Nah, dowel isn't a very common word. Like him, I didn't know what it was either. Still never heard it used outside of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002526
I'll assume neither of you have assembled any furniture or had a woodshop in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000356

The cocolo is $144 on those sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17000404

UK is absolute trash for tech salaries, just fyi. Same with most of Europe. It might have to do with the fact that computer science education in the UK being an absolute joke. Very, very little math and rigour. Even less than North America. Also probably has to do with most major tech companies being in USA.

Just do a simple google search. Starting is 60-70k average, and mid-career is 90-100k.

Hell, you can even get ~100k on most internships at big companies. Microsoft is $7500/mo + 2500? housing. Google is $6600-7200/mo + $3000k/mo extra housing stipend. Amazon is around the $10k/mo mark as well for salary+stipend. Then of course for starting positions you make more + you get a bomus + you get stock.

In general the lower-end for salaries in general jobs is higher outside America, but if you're skilled and/or in an in-demand field (ie tech, engineering, etc), then you make a lot more than in Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002608
>Same with most of Europe
Don't worry that's not normal in the US. Not unheard of, but it's rare. Probably is surrounded by it so it just may appear normal to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002628

It is in the software (or engineering) industry if you're not totally incompetent. The 60-70k and 90-100k figures are actual averages. Keep in mind that there are most definitely 40k salaries to balance out the 150k salaries, etc. But those are the averages. the 100k+ starting is only if you're a bit competent and can pass some basic algorithms questions.

Here:
http://www.payscale.com/college-salary-report/majors-that-pay-you-back/bachelors

https://www.naceweb.org/job-market/compensation/stem-grads-projected-to-earn-class-of-2016s-highest-average-starting-salaries/

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about the Puni SPDX / DX / Cocolo.

And also the Tubomi / Girl in the box.

Tubomi is only available domestically by queencat, but they can't ship to fedex.

ToyDemon has Girl in the Box.

Should I just get that? I think it looks loli enough, even if not as nice looking as the Tubomi.

There's both a soft and a hard version. Has anyone tried either? How hard/soft are soft/hard onaholes usually? I've never used an onahole before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002570
Wrong on both. Everyone I know calls them pegs, not dowels. The word dowel is just unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002852
you cut dowels to make pegs. uncut they're too long to be pegs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm willing to up my game and get a pound of ass. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002770 here

Or maybe Rina Big or Lolinco Virgo?

I want something that looks like a little girl's puffy pussy (and torso). From that front the Tubomoi and Puni DX/SPDX look the best...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001525
Well considering that my mother described how she has to do exercises because her uterus is in danger of falling out of her body I think I'd rather hear about periods honestly

Google dropped uterus if you're curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002893
Hanjuku (half Mature) is a great compact hip, it's got a bit of heft and the tunnel isn't too tight but the opening is fairly snug and the insides feel nice with a subtle spiral pattern.
It's heavy enough to slide down your dick on its own and small enough to fit in an xl onahole bag along with a bottle of lube/onahole.
There's only a vagina hole but there's a cute little butt that feels good to hold while using.

10/10 hole, will buy another once I've destroyed this one with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17002104
Black. But I think the others may be similar in texture and stimulation despite the difference in the design of the interiors. It lacks an organic feel to it that many conventional onaholes have. When you use it you can't really imagine that you're sticking it in a vagina, but more like a plastic toy. Go figure that's what they all pretty much almost are, but you get my point.

And due to the nature of tenga flip holes, they're not as "flexible" and pleasantly squishy in your hands like typical onaholes, so that also contributes to the lack of "fleshy stimulation". I've never used Fleshlights but they are probably comparable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003782
Fleshlight feels like a rubber tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003782
Hmm, I actually thought I might enjoy the casing being hard rather than squishy in my hand. Oh well, I'll find out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003786
Tenga Flip isn't any better in my opinion. Just a rubber tube only it has pieces of gels lined around inside. Not as snug and comfy as onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003796
I would have to agree, I had a few tenga eggs because that's all I had access to for a while but now I have onaholes I'll never ever go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16998344
Buying the Puni Ana 3D

Anyone used it? Also does this ship remove packaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974668
the only thing stopping me from buying an onahole is hiding it from everyone when not in use/cleaning it
how do my fellow neets deal with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003950
personally I only ever use mine when nobody is home, I tried using it when i knew people were home but trying not to make any noise with it was really stifling and unsatisfying.
i have wednesday to friday where nobody is home which is not bad for my use, but saturday to tuesday kinda sucks if im in that mood.

as for hiding it I put mine in the back of a closet high up behind a pile of thick dungeons and dragons rule books because I know nobody in my family is going to look at that shit even for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

"Connection errror." WTF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001784
Couldn't post from mobile earlier. Thanks for the info, my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004052
Of course that works...

>>17000032
>What would a good first toy be then?
>What about the Puni 3D? Girl in the box?
>>17002770
I really like GiTB ( I'm >>16998437 ). I've used it 5+ times (I have a lot of toys) and it's still in very good condition, with only some minor tearing to the top and bottom of the outer labia - the entrance hole itself is tiny though, so that's not surprising, but it is soft material and opens up inside the outer labia. The minor tearing doesn't affect use and I don't think it will get any worse.

>>17000570
>In my case i had funds ready, but i as what really happens when paypal fund are out and you credit card is ready, is payment just as fast or does paypal put on hold for days? Palpal has always been slow as a canadan adding funds (half a week) and i do not want H toy sellers wait on it.
Why wouldn't you just link your credit card to your PayPal account?
>Dolphin
If you have and like Venus Soft and are looking for multiple cervices, and/or the orca experience, then I'd thoroughly recommend Dolphin Soft. Get some Tomax Insomnia lube, whilst you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004060
Ok, I guess my post was too long.

>>17001163
>Decided to try out all the Alice's
You will enjoy them all.

>>17001429
>I've heard warmers are a meme.
You heard correctly. I used mine two or three times a couple of years ago and haven't bothered since. Unless the hole or you have been in a freezer, your dick will warm up the lube and hole within ~10 seconds, anyway.

>>17001761
>I read that the Puni Ana SPDX requires "powdering"
By that, do you mean that you actually read this thread? If so, good work anon.
>Can I find this magic powder on any european online retailer or do I have to import from Japan?
Either talc, baby powder, or cornstarch. I use Johnson & Johnson cornstarch baby powder.

>>17002852
>The word dowel is just unknown.
Well, that's just wrong. But my grandfather (on dad's side) was a carpenter, my dad did heaps of stuff around the house and I did mandatory woodwork in high school (in years 8-10 (we only have primary- and high-school in AU)).

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had payed attention to h-voice recordings years ago, edging on them in in bed with your eyes closed and a good hole is probably one of the best faps I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999799
I ordered this the other day, should have it by next week
I didn't like the MoT myself, mainly because magic eyes shit, it felt like it fell apart a bit every time I touched it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17001784
Hm, tried taking the order up until the last button and no drop down menus were in sight.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried using my onatsuyu just as regular hand fapping lube for the first time a few days ago. Holy shit i wasn't expecting it to be this much better than regular fapping....
I can't go back anymore lol, fapping without lube feels like i'm trying to rub my skin off with a hunk of leather compared to blissful onatsuyu covered hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999518
>Or hide it and the clothes under the bed when guests come over.
>not buying a home
>not putting it in the basement/attic when guest come over
Think anon, think

You'll be able to dick a girl down long before then bruh.
By the time she finds out, the creepy doll guy has probably fucked her dozens of times and she still will think ur cool.

I can only confirm this with onas though senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003881
>Also does this ship remove packaging
As long as your stuff stays inside the EU, it won't go through customs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17004142
Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005051
i decided against buying it

im waiting for someone in the EU to stock mouth of truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005055
Depends what you like, I really like some of these.
http://hvdb.me/Dashboard/CircleWorks/22037

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005206
Do you happen to have an invite for hvdb lying around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005216
I'm not a member either, unfortunately, it's only in the last few days that I've begun listening to this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one /ona/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005355
A.
what the hell are those things supposed to be anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16984557
Went smoothly outside of the broken tracking. No customs inspection and very discreet packaging.

BUT
The button in the email for tracking the package didn't work.
I had to copy the parcel ID from the url and paste into another tracker from the same company
That tracker then didn't give me the exact delivery point, which I had to find through yet another tracker

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005445
Awesome, thanks for the update. Tracking issues sound poopy, but not really my biggest worry when they deliver nation-wide within 24 hours anyway. Was more worried about discretion.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the original Seventeen Bordeaux be worth getting for $26? I haven't tried any of the Seventeen series yet and I'm not sure if I would be better off to spend a little extra and get one of the later releases like the Seventeen Bordeaux Soft. I tend to prefer hard, high stimulation onas if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005445
>>17005462
I got an order from them yesterday, I agree with what the other anon said about good, descreet tracking and of course there wasn't customs bullshit. But my tracking link worked perfectly so prehaps that was the exception rather than the rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005428
Fractionating columns.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just got a puni dx and it is fantastic
Now, I have been drying my other holes using a twisted paper towel and well...that seem like I really abrasive way to dry a hole.
I really do not wish to damage the tunnel of my puni any more that already will be done through normal use. Is there any non-abrasive methods of drying?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005642
I used paper towels on my puni ana dx all the time and it was fine, just make sure its long enough to cover the length

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005642
microfiber towels. you can buy them at any autoshop or mass retailer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005726
>>17005736
Thanks, I appreciate the responses.
The Puni is actually my third hole. I really did not expect it a hip to be so different and good.
I also have the lolinco which I adore.
Typically I will put that into a cover-nest type thing and have my way, but the weight of the hip is on a totally different level. Especially when I have it 'ride' me. Absolutely wonderful, my only regret is that I put off getting one for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005679

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005882
Right? It is a bit creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17003950
It takes patience.
I have a roommate and have been an owner of an onahole for a few days, but I'm still an onahole virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate my lilith hard.
What a heap of fucking dog shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005288
Psst
what's your e-mail kid

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this third world shithole, I just want my rubber vagoos I can't wait anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005498
Nope, for two reasons.
1. The layers will start to separate pretty much right out of the box, which will make proper cleaning difficult and greatly increases chances of getting mold.
2. It's a fairly soft, low stim hole. If you prefer harder stuff, you will probably not like this.

I mean, this hole is one of my favourites in terms of sensations it provides, but I actually like low stim stuff because it allows me to not cum for a long time. But I have to say that I was really angry about the quality of this thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006125
The whole idea of disembodied torsos/butts/vaginas is kind of creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16999868
let me know if you find the entrance tearing really easily anon

it was like that for me, not sure if it was mine or all are like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006430
>because it allows me to not cum for a long time
You lucky guy.

Whenever my libido is so high I'm dripping with precum, it doesn't take more than a couple of strokes from my Venus real soft for my dick to go, 'Yep, we're done here' and then make a transformers sound. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006430
Alright, well thank you for the response. Sounds like I'd be much better off finding something more suited to my preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006448
w-what about feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005679
So is that a hollow cavity? or is there an insert? If there's no insert that'll be hollow judging by the look of that guy's hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006705
Obviously not since it wouldn't be much of an onahole if it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16994555
wonderful life, happy hip is about 10inches wide but its a flat surface so the ass is extremely big, great for going to pound town on
and its only like, a bit over $100 on otonajp + shipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16997350
if you're worried about people finding your shit just get a lockbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006694
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006892
Feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006893
Yeah, I got that.
But whats the product?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/11779498/
for new anons

[Anonymous No.]

My dolphin(hard) just came.
It's as expected, not hard at all.
It doesn't have suction, so my dick tends to slide out if I go for a full thurst.
I saw some people said dolphin isn't a dick bully because it doesn't have suction.
However, the three curvixes design is just too good at attacking my glans, and I ended up coming faster than using the hole with suction.
I kinda regreted not get normal/soft one, this is a great hole for going super slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007024
Tomax in general is soft, even their hard material. I got my Dolphin in soft and I'd of preferred to get it in either regular or hard just to give the cervixes a bit more oomph, but I still love it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question about onatsuyu lube. Is it for onaholes only? Can I use it (safely) on real vaginas too, or just rubber Japanese ones? I figure you would be able to, but I might as well ask.

>>17004060

I just ordered the Girl In the Box. Is it a pain to clean? Is it noisy?

Just how tiny is the entrance hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007318
Why does it matter? It's not like you have access to a real vagina anyways right, you dirty normie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006125
>>17005882
DONT YOU DARE INSULT SPDX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007318
If it can safely go on and in your dick, it's probably just as safe for women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007387

I was also wondering if anyone has tired it, and how it would compare to more normal lubes for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I think purchasing an onahole will cure my masturbation habit entirely.
Since I bought one I told myself I wasn't going to jerk off normally until I use it once.
But I haven't had an opportunity to use it at all.
So I haven't fapped at all in more than a week.

[Anonymous No.]

ToysHeart has reached perfection with their recent box arts. They've always had nice art for the most part, but the art on their most recent releases just looks incredible.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007585
This one as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006469
I have read that. I've only used it once so far and I thought it was great, but then it's my first time. It was pretty hard at first to shove my dick through that pinhole. How do you get yours dry all the way at the back? Paper towel keeps getting deflected, I think at the spot where it tightens up. I tied a thin piece of wood but there was too much friction on it and the paper, and I was afraid of poking a hole or damaging it if I just tried to force it it. I think it's pretty much 95% dry after about 24hr but it sounds like there might still be a tiny bit of moisture right at the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16996789 here

I finally got a chance to try it and... apparently I'm a faggot, cause I couldn't get fully hard. I'm on anxiety medication that inhibits it, but I can usually get it going with some decent porn.
No such luck this evening. I was really nervous for some reason.
So my half chub is flopping out of this thing, and I don't really feel anything.
It's cold, it's gelatinous, and a may have used too much onatsuyu...
I came, but like... that was it?
I payed $60+ for a less pleasant fap?
Tell me it gets better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007822
It sounds like you just forced yourself to cum, if you're not able to get it up and possibly not in the mood then of course it will be a shitty fap. You were probably feeling disappointment already just from your malfunctioning dick. Not to mention that unless you're rock hard you're not going to get anywhere near maximum amount of stimulation from either a hole or your hand. This is a retarded question to ask.

>...
Where have you come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007849
I was hoping the stimulation would get me harder I suppose.
I may need to drop Prozac entirely if I wanna enjoy onaholes. I shouldn't be getting boner-stopping anxiety from a plastic fucking vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17005216
>>17005288
Post your emails if you want invites, which you should because all the links are on hvdb these days

Starting with nikomidori is a good move though, you have nice taste

>>17007822
Do yourself a favor and stop taking SSRIs. If your dick doesn't get fully hard because of your meds you probably have deathgrip syndrome as well so get to curing that. Also use less lube, you really don't need that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007822

That kind of sounds like my first time (having sex), except without the $60. Just the cumming but it being less pleasurable than just fapping... I probably used too much lube since it was hard to get it inside, since later times were fine, so maybe that was your problem too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007877
I'm gonna talk to my doctor about getting off my medication. Hopefully when I can achieve raging errections on command again it will be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17006971
Only asking in this thread might introduce a slight bias

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
17005216 here

already got an invite from somewhere else, but thanks for the offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
Thanks, anon.
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008001
Check your email

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
Could I get an invite too, thanks
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008051
Appreciated, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007318
Well, the bottle says オナホ専用配合 but I don't know enough Japanese to tell you whether that means it's only meant for onaholes or just specifically designed for onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008092
Only meant for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008079
I've sent you one anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
I'd like an invite too if it's not too much of a hassle.
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008079
Sent this before i went out

>>17008356
Did you get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008650
>Did you get one?
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008658
sent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
>>17008666
Can I get one, too?

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008787
Did you get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008650
Could I could one? =O
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone unable to get an invite just check the voice thread on /h/ once in a while I'm sure there will be an open invite soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17008897
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>notification from daimaoh that the venus real soft is in stock again
>check 20 minutes later
>sold out again

Are they really THAT popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007859
Am I too late?

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009005
I wonder how much business is generated by these threads. I bet it's quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009199
before /a/ had a buyfag general, I used to contend that the figure threads on /jp/ was amiami spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>17007318
>I just ordered the Girl In the Box. Is it a pain to clean? Is it noisy?
>Just how tiny is the entrance hole?
Good choice. Pretty easy to clean. Noise? erm... I don't recall much noise but I live alone, so I don't really care.
The entrance hole is about 10mm diameter but it's soft and relatively thin, so it stretches easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009213
What's wrong with amiami? I use it more often than not.

[Anonymous No.]

Summoning doll anon.

Which vagina option would you recommend? Removable or the integrated one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009267
Nothing wrong with it. the post behavior was very spammy, almost to the point of being self promotional.

[Anonymous No.]

Made a big mistake getting a virgin age admission. Can barely fit the tip into it. What a waste of 30 euros

The lolinco is listed as a dick bully, but is the lolinco virgo much more accommodating? Mouth of truth was a good fit, for reference

[Anonymous No.]

the absolute madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17009983
You can check tunnel length in the google doc to verify the fit https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs

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>>17009230
>The entrance hole is about 10mm diameter

Just how stretchy? I'm 60mm in diameter.

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>>17010053
You're a big guy

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>>17009271
I only have the fixed/integrated one. easy to clean when ya figure it out.

cant imagine a removeable one since itll move around alot, or hard to replace, etc

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>>17009983
As someone who just received their lolinco virgo this morning, it probably should have enough room. I have above average girth and have plenty of space when using it. If anything I don't have any length for it. It really wasn't as tight for me as I expected, but I'm not disappointed with it.

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>>17010079
for you?

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Anyone here used Wanta? UKfag so not much choice for me. They any good? Discrete?

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>>17010809
>UKfag so not much choice for me

Motsutoys and Omochadreams should still work for you as long as you're in the EU

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>>17010817
Any chance of customs opening my parcel or taxing me on it or anything?

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>>17010832
No customs inside the EU Customs Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_Customs_Union

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>>17010832
Well I'm an Engfag I ordered from Motsu and got it straight to my door in 3 days, no body fucked with it. Should be the same with any other UK or EU based supplier, so omocha. I looked at Wanta and thought they were stupidly overpriced.

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>>17010842
>>17010854
Thanks anons. Any recs for a good starter ona? Never used one before. About 6-6.5 inch. No loli stuff desu, personally not comfortable ordering that kinda thing

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>>17010870
I was the same, you can never be too careful in this shithole. Just browse the shops for one you like then research it a bit, that's all I did.

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So whats the difference between a €30 onahole like https://www.motsutoys.com/senpai-who-i-look-up-to-was-a-pretty-barriered-girl.html

And one of the €80 or so Meiki ones? Is there that much difference?

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>>17009983
The lolinco loosens up after a few turns. I'm average girth and length, and happy with it.

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>>16999868
>Also, three days to ship straight to my door from Motsutoys in the Netherlands. Quick as fuck thanks to no customs, but I still didn't expect it for another few days hence I wasn't in nofap mode. Half the time I don't get things I order from my own country that quickly.

Motsutoys is NL-based. It's the international version of mytenga. Check the about us page on both sites, they use the exact same pictures, except that Niels isn't mentioned on motsutoys.

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Hey boys, what are these small black dots on my hole? I clean it after every time I use it and keep it in an unclosed gallon ziploc bag inside my bathroom for storage

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>>17011359
Might be mold...
I dunno if keeping it airtight is a good idea

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>>17011366
Its not airtight, its just in a bag and the bag is open. how else can i store it

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>>17011359
its either mold or gum buildup, if you wash it with soap and they can shift around or fall off then its gum, if it stays then its mold.

try wash and powder it, see what happens.

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>>17011379
You can get micro fiber toy bags. They breath and so long as you only put your toy in them they won't collect lint.

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>>17011359
That's normal if you don't powder it. Mostly dried sweat, dust and little balls of whatever nearby fabrics were floating in the air. The surface becomes sticky (I believe it's due to being porous) after washing, so that stuff builds up on it fairly quickly.

Solution is to powder it with corn starch after cleaning and drying it. Find it in the baking isle in any grocery store. Ideally apply it every time, but every second time is enough. Powder it today and all of that should wipe off by hand easily without rewashing. Everything else you're doing is fine, I store mine the same way.

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>>17011483
Cool thanks for the help

[Anonymous No.]

>male sex toy
>keep in optimal temperatures
>keep dry
>clean thoroughly
>dry it
>powder it

>female sex toy
>plain plastic penis
>rinse and dry
>toss it anywhere, idgaf

It's not fair.

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>>17011929
Tenga Flip doesn't have that issue, too bad it's otherwise shit.

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>>17011937
Yep, only thing I miss about mine is how dead simple it was to clean and dry

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>>17009271
>>17010371
ive been looking at these for a long time, and while i like the look of the fixed i cant imagine doll manufacturs are as good with holes as say tomax, ect. kinda want a removeable when i eventually plunge, but then i read that the slots really only fit the doll companys own custom holes.

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>>17011929
At least we have it easy when it comes to real genitalia maintenance =P

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>>17011981
Fuckin closed source sex dolls, vagina slots should comply with open standards

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New thread >>17012054

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>>17010079

Yeah, it really sucks. It makes sex a huge pain in the ass. Lots of foreplay + lots of lube is absolutely necessary. My girlfriend hates it and wishes I was smaller. I hope it doesn't make onaholes unusable too.

Although tearing an onahole that looks like a little girl's vagina does sound kinda hot...

Why couldn't I have a little-girl-compatible dicks?

The Girl in the Box should get here in a day or two though. I'll report to the thread with the results! Do you guys like pictures?

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>>16992606
Like 3 of the 6 I've bought, actually.

Sexy Elder Sister has a cavity past one of the lumps and it's a complete dead zone for me.

R-20 puni was a fucking awful dick bully and hurt after just a couple minutes of use.

and whatever Lilith Spiral I ordered (dot or wave, I can't remember) wasn't as good as a spiral hole that costs half as much (though I'm going to keep using it because it was fucking $40 before shipping).

Planning on ordering a couple new holes in a few days and getting rid of the first two I mentioned to make space.