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Dear /jp/,

I've given up on the real world and severed all ties with those who I once thought of as friends. What is the easiest and most painless way to enter Gensokyo now?

>> No.1697374
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1697374

Believe.

>> No.1697375

do like a banana

>> No.1697384

Cyanide

>> No.1697387

pay someone to push you in front of a train, the train will catapult you yo gensokyo

>> No.1697388

There's no Gensokyo. Not one as we know it, at least.

>> No.1697398

Red pill.

>> No.1697400

Also, it has to not look like I was trying to get to Gensoyko, otherwise if I fail and don't enter Gensokyo, people will think I'm crazy.

>> No.1697404

Be in the firing chamber when the large hadrcon collider is activated.

Be prepared for unforseen consequences.

>> No.1697401

>>1697387
>>1697384
lulz suicide

>> No.1697402

>>1697400
Play Necrofantasia on an instrument of your choice. Yukari will come and carry you off to Gensokyo.

>> No.1697405

>>1697401
>lulz
XD

>> No.1697408

An hero

>> No.1697413

>>1697404
How do I get past the security, and get the money for airfare there, has anyone done it before?

>> No.1697410

>>1697402
Too poor to afford an instrument, not to mention the fact I can't play.

>> No.1697412

Why go to a faggy jap place when you can go to VALHALLA?

>> No.1697415

archive this thread

>> No.1697416

>>1697412
Warrior's death is too painful.

>> No.1697425

No one has gone to Gensokyo yet?

>> No.1697428

>>1697425
Not really a place you come back from.

>> No.1697437

sage

>> No.1697443

>>1697413
I did it last week, mang.

Just say you're from Obama's presidential transition team.

>> No.1697444

>>1697412
Because Valhalla doesn't have lolis.

>> No.1697445

>>1697437
wat

>> No.1697447

>>1697437
>>1697445
LOL I TROL U

>> No.1697452

>>1697447
wat

>> No.1697469

1. start a new game

2. catch only six pokemon U CANT CATCH MORE OR THE TRICK WONT WORK!!!!!!1 haha

3. level them all up to 100 before you go on the ss anee

4. you cant have ever put pokamon on the pc

5. make sure they know surf and strenth (doesnt matter how)

6. go to the ss anne and surf to the truck use strenth 100 times on the truck and on the 101 time MEW will attack you

7. IMPORTANT STPE do not catch it or the game will crash get its hp in the red and run from battle

8. go on ss anne and get to the kichen look in all the garbage cans thee times

>> No.1697698

Gensokyo awaits gentlemen.

>> No.1697702

The door is right over there, just open it, geez.

>> No.1697742
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1697742

1. Open a doujin, touhou game or similar. Make sure it fills the entire screen.
2. Use a hammer to make a hole in the glass or plastic wall imprisoning you.
3. Climb into Gensokyo!

Make sure that you will fit before you attempt this!

>> No.1697744

1. Get a job, NEET.

>> No.1697762
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1697762

>>1697416

You don't DESERVE to go to Valhalla!

>>1697444

But /jp/ Valhalla has Lenneth.
Star Ocean 3 has loli Lenneth.
So /jp/ Valhalla must also have loli Lenneth in there somewhere.

>> No.1697764
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1697764

Only I know the real way to enter Gensokyo, but I won't tell /jp/.

>> No.1697769

>>1697469
Damn, now that brings back memories. Fucking truck was nothing more than a heap of miserable pixels.

>> No.1697793

lol this thread

>> No.1697796

I'm serious, I'm ready to end my life in the real world right now for a chance to enter Gensokyo.

>> No.1697798

CHEAP Xbox360 Games - Region Free
http://tinyurl.com/6yfbzk

>> No.1697817

if you get there, tell us

>> No.1697826
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1697826

if you get there, tell us before christmas

>> No.1697831

>>1697798
The instructions are here

>> No.1697857

I'm going to try one of these methods at the end of the week (Saturday). Which method should I use and should I say a final good bye to my friends before I go?

>> No.1697925

>>1697857
Try to catch mew he can learn every TM and he probably can get you to gensokyo

>> No.1697948

How can I irc on my samsung instinct?

>> No.1698739

Kill yourself

>> No.1698792

Also postan in epic thread.

>> No.1700729

>>1697831
Instructions deleted

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